1 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:31,320 - Did we order this? - What the hell do you think? 2 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:35,080 - Honey, have you ordered a dead pig? - Yes. 3 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:40,160 - Shouldn't I just grill steaks? - No, it's too boring. 4 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:45,120 We have to create a ritual for our guests. Fuck minimalism. 5 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:48,920 - You're not setting it up? - Set it up? 6 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:56,120 I thought you were going to mount the pig on the stick, and then we just lit a fire. 7 00:00:56,280 --> 00:01:00,960 I just deliver the pig and the spear, then you can handle the rest. 8 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:13,080 What the hell are we going to do? 9 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:20,320 Peter, you must go to YouTube. Google. 10 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,720 Not? Be a man. 11 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,400 - Find out. - What is it? 12 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,120 It is a free-range pig. 13 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:36,280 - Is that our dinner? - Yes. We're having guests tonight. 14 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:38,480 I hate you guys! 15 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,640 Well done, Helene. 16 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:49,080 Can't you google yourself how you don't traumatize your children? 17 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,440 - Be a mother. - Stop! 18 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,240 Tax? Try listening here... 19 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:09,160 I look forward to meeting your brother. What is his wife's name? 20 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:12,880 - Gertrude. - Gertrude? 21 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,920 - Yes. - Seriously? 22 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,120 - Her name is Helene. - Okay. 23 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:25,080 - I'm nervous, I think. - Don't be nervous, honey. 24 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,760 - Everything is good. - Are they cute? 25 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:33,080 Yes. They are cute. You are cute. Everything is as it should be. 26 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,240 Two seconds. 27 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:49,120 We could never make it up to eat the sweet pig. 28 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,280 It was a mistake, wasn't it too? 29 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,800 It must be the neighbor, who bought it, right? 30 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,480 Him the psychopath? 31 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:04,000 Yes. Yes, it must be psycho Lars, who ordered it. 32 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,440 - The holiday will be delicious. - We are looking forward to it. 33 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,640 - Where are you going? - We are going to Mallorca. 34 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,320 Shut up, how delicious. I've heard it's great. 35 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,920 So can you have a really, really good time? 36 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,600 - Yes ... Now you take good care of them. - I probably will. 37 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:37,040 Flowers are like old people. They need water, water, water. 38 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,200 But why do we eat dead animals? 39 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:49,160 we eat meat because there is a lot of protein in meat. 40 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,320 And you become big and strong. 41 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,560 But we only eat organic meat. 42 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,560 But it's still expensive. 43 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,600 Yes. 44 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:09,120 But organic animals live a long time and happy life with grass and space ... 45 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:13,360 - But it's even sadder. - Why that, honey? 46 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:17,640 It is better to die then, if you are unhappy. 47 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,800 Yes... 48 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,920 Shall we watch a movie on the iPad? 49 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:39,360 I'm really hungry. you have said i'm vegan right honey? 50 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:43,000 Yes. I mean that that I have said. 51 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:50,720 Do you think we should say that I'm pregnant? 52 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:56,240 - Let's wait a bit. - Why? 53 00:04:56,400 --> 00:05:01,560 I was at fault in an accident, then my second brother, Jesper, hovers between life and death. 54 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:06,560 - And we have to celebrate his birthday today. - What does it have to do with pregnancy? 55 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:10,960 Peter and Helene have tried to have children long, so I won't come - 56 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,680 - with my newly pregnant girlfriend. 57 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:17,880 Well, that's a shame too, that they cannot have children themselves. 58 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:23,080 But that doesn't matter to do with us. Plus, they have a child. 59 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:28,400 - We haven't had a scan yet. - We have to do that tomorrow. 60 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,000 Then I text a picture from the scan. 61 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,400 It's good to be specific, before talking about it. 62 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:39,480 You'd rather text a picture than to say it today? 63 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:43,360 It's just like that things run in my family. 64 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,480 - Shall we buy them a bottle of wine? - No. 65 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:53,640 Peter has a wine cellar. His wine does not cost less than 3000. 66 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,640 You can't give them anything. 67 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,800 I'm hungry. 68 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,760 Happy birthday. 69 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,120 - Hello, Ibber. - Hello. 70 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,400 Well...? 71 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:46,400 - Who was that? - It was Torleif. Him from Norway. 72 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,600 - Well, that's him? - Yes. 73 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,640 - He looks lovely. - Well, Torleif is beautiful. 74 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,560 - Shall we...? - Yes. 75 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,600 Is something wrong? 76 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:20,400 I allowed her to watch a movie on the iPad. 77 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,840 Force majeure. 78 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,240 Sorry for being snarky before. 79 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,720 That's fine. I was also sarcastic. Excuse me. 80 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,160 i love you 81 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,400 I love you too. 82 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:38,640 Have you just smoked? 83 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,000 Yes. 84 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:48,160 Well, what do we do? They'll be here in an hour. 85 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:54,640 - Can't we call him the emergency chef? - No. It will be too show-off-like. 86 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,120 Ok... 87 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:02,240 - Hello. - Halløjsa. 88 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,280 - You are early on it. - Are we? 89 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,800 - Yes. - What the hell is going on here? 90 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:14,480 - Well, we wanted to roast a pig, but... - Then Isabel was traumatized. 91 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:19,200 No, she is not traumatized. So... 92 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:22,680 - We have to change the saddle a bit. - We have to go down and do some shopping. 93 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,720 Could you perhaps keep an eye on Isabel in the meantime? 94 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:29,880 - Hello. My name is Laura. - Sorry. It's Helene. 95 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,960 - It's Laura. - There was panic in it. Nice to meet you. 96 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:38,360 In the same way. Well, I've brought some natural wine with me. 97 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:44,000 It may not be the most expensive city, but it was put in the wine cellar for a few years. 98 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:49,880 Thanks. In the wine cellar? You cannot actually store natural wine. 99 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,080 I love natural wine. 100 00:09:55,240 --> 00:10:00,880 I also like natural wine. So thank you very much. Cool box. 101 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:06,240 What about you, Ibber? You don't have anything running at all? 102 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:11,920 No. I am in a quiet period. I need to look inward a little. 103 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,680 - But you're okay? - Yes, yes. Super okay. 104 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:27,720 Now you have to remember that we promised each other to be 120% honest. 105 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:36,240 I think you said 200% in due course. 106 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:42,840 - 200%? - When we opened the relationship, you said 200%. 107 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,680 Yes? 108 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:51,080 Yes. First you say 200, now you say 120. It doesn't add up. 109 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,880 Is there something you are hiding from me? 110 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:02,400 No, there isn't. What would it be? 111 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,400 Do you love Torsten? 112 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:10,360 - Torleif. - Are you in love with him? 113 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,960 Ib, I love you. 114 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:19,760 - She seems pretty young, huh? - Yes. 115 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:24,160 So, she looks like a 12.5. It borders on the illegal. 116 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,200 It's just us who have become old. 117 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,920 I think so it is very well done by bro. 118 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:38,440 She seems cute. They seem happy. 119 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:42,320 Okay, you seem like that a little half-impressed. 120 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:51,160 This is just their summer house. They are building a house. 121 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,480 No, how insane. 122 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,480 Shut up. 123 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,000 Why are they so rich? 124 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:13,480 Peter started a software company, when he was 19, and later sold it. 125 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:16,560 He retired when he was 26. 126 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:22,960 - What kind of software was that? - It's something with cookies. 127 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,560 He must be quite intelligent. 128 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:30,240 He is lucky. What he earns a month, I do not reach in a lifetime. 129 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,960 - Helene. What is she doing? - Psychologist. 130 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,760 Nice. 131 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,720 - Hello. - Hello. 132 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:10,960 No, where this smells good. Are they shopping bags? 133 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:15,840 - We're a little late on that one. - It will be so nice. 134 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,120 - Hey, Sis. - Hello. Good to see you. 135 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,800 - Hello. - Hello. 136 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,600 - My name is Laura. - Is it your au pair? 137 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,680 No, it's my girlfriend, Laura. 138 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:41,160 - Of course. Hi, Laura. - Hello. 139 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,280 - My name is Hans-Fabian. - Ib. Hello. 140 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,280 - Hi, Ib. - Nice. 141 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:52,880 I am Helene's little brother. You can call me Fab if we become good friends. 142 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,120 You do. Nice to meet you. 143 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:59,160 In the same way. 144 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:04,480 - Our wine? - Yes, we have a small offering with us. 145 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,680 No, what is this? 146 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:12,320 A Château Corton from 1995. Don't you think so? 147 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:16,600 Boys...stop it! You know the way to my heart. 148 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:21,400 - We'll do that then. - What kind of exciting thing is that? 149 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:25,600 - It is a natural wine. - Well, corporate gift? 150 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:31,240 No, it's something that... Laura has come along. 151 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:37,960 No, how span... It's a nice box it comes in. 152 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:45,080 - And what does someone like you do? - What am I doing? 153 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,400 Yes, so, do you have a job? or are you reading? 154 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,800 Yes. I go to Fata Morgana. 155 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:55,720 - Okay? - Fata Morgana? Is it...? 156 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:59,160 - It's such a photography school. - Exciting. 157 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:02,640 - Cool. - So you have to be a photographer? 158 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:06,240 Perhaps. I don't know that. 159 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,480 Well... 160 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:14,080 - And what are you doing? - I am a behavioral designer. 161 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:18,400 Okay. What does that mean? to be a behavior designer? 162 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:24,480 In all its simplicity, it is about that we humans have a control system - 163 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:30,160 - which defines our actions, and occasionally a glitch may occur - 164 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,760 - and that's it, where I just do a bit of magic. 165 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,800 Don't worry, honey, I can fix you. 166 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,840 - Then there is something for the palate. - Delicious. 167 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,440 - Fine. - Thank you. 168 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:49,120 - And what about Erica? Is she coming? - Yes. She's probably on her way. 169 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,960 - How is she? - I think it's hard for her. 170 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,720 But... She's cool enough. 171 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,160 - Shall we toast Jesper? - Yes. 172 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,240 - For Jesper. - Cheers! 173 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,800 - Cheers. - Cheers. 174 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:19,560 What about you, Nicolaj? It must be hard for you too. 175 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:23,080 Yes, even if it wasn't your fault, of course. 176 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,480 I think then it is hard for all of us. 177 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:33,760 I stopped by Erica's gallery the other day. She seemed happy. 178 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:38,680 Actually a little bit strangely unaffected by it all. 179 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:42,480 But what do I know? You can't be sad all the time. 180 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:48,400 Aren't you the psychologist? You must be the expert. 181 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:55,360 So ... You can say that man has a unique ability to normalize. 182 00:16:55,480 --> 00:17:01,080 Even the most insane circumstances become normal in an astonishingly short time. 183 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:04,440 Then you might as well be in a coma. 184 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,480 What do you mean? 185 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:10,840 If you normalize everything, you go through life without noticing. 186 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,040 - Hello. - Hi, Erica. 187 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,160 - Good to see you. - Hello, honey. Good to see you. 188 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:20,920 - Hello. - This is my girlfriend, Laura. 189 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,680 - Hello. - Hello. Cozy. Erica. 190 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:53,360 What is the difference of a behavioral designer and a psychologist? 191 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:58,680 Funny you ask. A psychologist mostly just sits and talks. 192 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:02,160 A behavioral designer acts. 193 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:06,960 Yes, or the psychologist tries to find the root of people's problems. 194 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,120 The behavioral designer embellishes the symptoms. 195 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:16,120 A psychologist charges 1800 an hour, a behavior designer takes 5-10,000. 196 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:20,600 - No, that's simply a lie. - And what about you? 197 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:24,880 - What do I take in class? - Yes. Or what you do. 198 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,000 I am an accountant. 199 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,840 And a Formula 1 racing driver on the side. 200 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,720 My dream woman is 50% accountant and 50% masseuse. 201 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,560 Then all my needs are covered. 202 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:47,080 You could say that a psychologist is a kind of accountant for your emotions. 203 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:51,400 - Am I not the woman of your dreams? - Yes, honey. It was a joke. 204 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,720 Well, okay… 205 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,160 My dream man has a good sense of humor. 206 00:18:56,320 --> 00:19:00,200 - Well, it must be me. Bowl. - Hello, honey. 207 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,960 - Hello. - Hello. 208 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,040 Do you want to sit here? 209 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,720 Mom, can I have an aperitif too? 210 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:14,480 - Yes. What could you imagine? - A virgin mojito. 211 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:18,600 - Good choice. - It may be that father can help you. 212 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:22,680 - Do you cook for everyone? - Do we have any fresh mint? 213 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:26,080 Apiterif I did not know, before I was 30. 214 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,240 It's called an aperitif. You said apiterif. 215 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:33,160 - Apiterif. - No, aperitif. 216 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:47,480 - Does it taste like it usually does, honey? - Then there are appetizers. 217 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:53,600 We have organic dates, like me personally smuggled home from Morocco. 218 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,880 They are wrapped in beech chip smoked bacon from a free range pig. 219 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:04,320 The dates are glazed in manuka honey, which is characterized by the spicy taste. 220 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:08,880 And a sprinkling of fresh mint to kick the sweetness a little in the ass. 221 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,200 I hope it tastes good. 222 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:15,480 - Cheers to the chef. - Yes, cheers. 223 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,480 - Cheers! - Cheers. 224 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,200 We have to sing a birthday song. 225 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:28,360 No, that's a bit strange, isn't it? 226 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,680 Who's birthday is it? 227 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:34,800 - It's Jesper's birthday. - Where is he? 228 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,720 Jesper is still in hospital. 229 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:42,680 - What is he doing over there? - He's sleeping right now. 230 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,760 - Yes. - Does he sleep on his birthday? 231 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:51,440 - But it's nice to sing. - Yes, we can do that. 232 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,640 Erica, what do you think? 233 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:59,960 I think we should sing birthday song. That's a good idea. 234 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,360 Today is Jesper's birthday. 235 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,400 Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! 236 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:14,240 He will surely get a gift, as he has wished for this year - 237 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:20,760 - with nice chocolate and cakes. 238 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,360 No, how good. Yes... 239 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,320 It was good. 240 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,680 Good night, honey. Can you sleep well? 241 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,120 - Mother? - Yes? 242 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:43,240 If Jesper dies, Will he then become organic meat? 243 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:48,440 No. Why do you say that? 244 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:53,120 Because he has lived a happy life. 245 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,400 Yes ... Yes. 246 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:04,680 - Hakuna honey. Was that it? - Manuka. 247 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:13,320 From New Zealand. We were there last summer. 248 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:21,840 - I have never been to New Zealand. - No. 249 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:29,000 Do you say 'in' New Zealand? 'On' New Zealand? 250 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:32,800 You say 'i' when it is a country. 251 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,760 That is the rule. 252 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:44,760 I actually know a game, we could play if it is. 253 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:48,320 - Not SP or K, right? - No. 254 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:55,120 No. We all put away our mobiles up on the table - 255 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:59,720 - and then everything that comes of calls and SMS, we must share. 256 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:06,040 Share? If you receive an SMS, should you read it out loud? 257 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:11,880 Yes, and if it rings, it must be set on loudspeakers so that everyone can hear. 258 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:16,560 i don't think That's a good idea, honey. 259 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:21,360 I have tried it at a party. You learn getting to know each other in a different way. 260 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:27,480 Instead of controlling how wants to introduce himself, you just let go. 261 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,040 Yes... 262 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,680 - I like that. - That sounds fun. 263 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,160 I don't have to to get to know you better. 264 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:40,960 It requires that you dare, and that you don't have ugly secrets. 265 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,800 - Do you have secrets, honey? - Of course not. 266 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:49,480 - My phone is not locked. - What about the rest of you? 267 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,760 So, it's a bit of a hostage situation, you put us in. 268 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:58,480 If you say no, you have admitted, that you have ugly secrets. 269 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:02,920 I thought people your age had everything clean. 270 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:07,240 - Whoa, whoa. - At our age. Exciting kick-in. 271 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,000 But Ib and I live in an open relationship. 272 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:48,400 So at least we don't have any secrets from each other. Well? 273 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:54,240 That's right. We are somewhere in between 120 and 200% honest with each other. 274 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:58,560 - Do you live in an open relationship? - Yes. 275 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,480 No, how exciting. 276 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:07,560 - You think it's exciting? - Yes. I think that's brave. 277 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:12,640 - Don't you think so, honey? - I think it sounds like self-deception. 278 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:17,840 It's just a way of being dating and single at the same time. 279 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,880 That's where we disagree. The ultimate self-delusion must be - 280 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:27,000 - to believe that you can only have feelings for one person. 281 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:33,480 That you never feel like having sex experiences with people other than their spouse. 282 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:38,160 It's a lie. Ib and I don't want to to live on that lie. 283 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:42,160 It's a huge release and hugely liberating - 284 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:46,480 - being able to be 100% honest about his desires and needs. 285 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:51,680 Flirting with others, sleeping with others, without it being a crime. 286 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,360 - What? - 100. 287 00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:00,360 - Now we are down to 100% honesty. - No, Ib, damn it. 288 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:22,000 If you put two pieces of fruit together, they rot faster. 289 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:27,040 A good metaphor for marriage, right? They accelerate each other's decay. 290 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:31,160 - A kind of passive euthanasia. - Are you drunk already, Peter? 291 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:35,200 In Helen's case, passive-aggressive euthanasia. 292 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,280 - It was a joke. - It wasn't funny. 293 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:43,440 Erica probably doesn't think so either. Jesper hovers between life and death. 294 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,840 You need not be offended on my behalf. It was a lot of fun. 295 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,280 There you can just see. 296 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:56,480 Here we have the liver of a goose, who have been force-fed. 297 00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:02,400 Have suffered all life for our pleasure. Chopped for a foie gras pâté. 298 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:07,720 In addition, organic baby gherkins, Frisée salad and sorrel. 299 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,360 - Bon appetit. - How delicious it looks. 300 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:18,920 What became of the play that remained proposed? Did we just kill it? 301 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,280 - Yes, didn't we? - What kind of game? 302 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,680 - It's Clara... - Laura. 303 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:33,000 Fuck ... Laura has suggested, that we put our phones on the table - 304 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:37,440 - and then you have to say, what comes of messages and calls. 305 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:43,160 - Let's just drop it. - I think we should do that. 306 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,480 It could be really interesting. 307 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:52,840 - Look, she was progressive-aggressive. - Now shut up. 308 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:58,640 I'm with you, Sis. Interesting. I feel good. I have nothing to hide. 309 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:03,280 I think ... whoa. It was me, actually. 310 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:07,640 - We're already starting. - A picture from my other boyfriend. 311 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,960 - This is Torleif from Norway. - Nice guy. 312 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:14,600 - Thank you. Isn't he a snob? - Can I see? 313 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,960 - Okay... - Can you turn it this way? 314 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:22,600 He is training. 315 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:27,280 So now I'll put it down here. Come on now... 316 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,800 - It will be fun. - Shall we do it? 317 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,280 - Yes, let's do it. - Shall we have a teenage party? 318 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,600 Peter, your phone. 319 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,200 Then we play. 320 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:47,000 - Ibber, come on. - Yes, yes, we can do that. 321 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,320 - Go ahead. - Come on, honey. 322 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,720 - Come on, Nicolaj. - Nicolaj, come now. 323 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,920 I think it's so mindless. 324 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,400 - Good! - How exciting! Then we play. 325 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:08,400 I actually have Jesper's phone. Shouldn't he be in the play? 326 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:14,200 It might be an ethical dilemma to go into. 327 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:20,120 It was too much fun. I can feel that it wasn't just... 328 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:24,480 - We can eat at the same time. - Okay. 329 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,800 Honey, why do you have your cell phone on the plane? 330 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,560 - Flight mode? - It's also a way to play. 331 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:37,920 - It's a mistake. - Whoa, then someone came here. 332 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,760 - What was that? - It's me. 333 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,880 Let's hear. 334 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:52,560 It's just Amnesty International. They send text messages once in a while. 335 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:57,320 - It's quite unnerving. - But she must read it aloud. 336 00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,480 I will read it aloud: 337 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:07,480 A woman stoned to death on her birthday. Stop the violence in Bahrain. Answer with Stop! 338 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,040 - Are you answering then? - Yes. 339 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:15,000 Good, we stopped the violence in Bahrain. Then we can have fun with a clear conscience. 340 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,640 - Cheers. - Cheers. 341 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,960 I guess it's about helping, where can you? 342 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:27,160 If thousands respond, then it creates awareness. 343 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,880 I can promise you that the SMS goes out into the air. 344 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:36,280 And then you pay DKK 200 per month for to pacify your guilty conscience. 345 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:40,440 At the same time as you drive the Tesla and eats nice roast beef. 346 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:48,000 The glass may be half full or half empty. You choose yourself. 347 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:54,760 I think Erica's glass is empty. Are you ready for red wine? 348 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:59,000 - Isn't it about time? - Yeah. 349 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,920 Speaking of rose, I slip out and look at it. 350 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:09,400 - You didn't say I'm a vegan. - That's what I mean, I said. 351 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,960 Peter? I have said, that laura is vegan right? 352 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,600 No, you haven't. 353 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:23,920 - You're vegan, as in...? - Zero meat, zero fish. 354 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:28,680 Zero animal products, zero eggs. 355 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:34,840 - We're a bit fucked there. - I can only eat apples. 356 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,680 So... Why haven't you said that? 357 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,840 - I feel I have said it. - Feel? I don't feel that. 358 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,400 Then I had not served bacon and foie gras for her. Do you understand that? 359 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,040 Yes, yes. 360 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:57,960 - Isn't there a new vegan restaurant in Gilleleje? - What is it? 361 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:03,680 We can actually achieve that. They have drone takeaway. 362 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:08,480 - Yes, then we will get the best out of it. - We must have that! 363 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:13,120 We forget that your boyfriend is an idiot. Order what you want. 364 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:18,800 Then they send the food with a drone. It's completely insane. 365 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:23,080 - No, I'm actually looking forward to that. - Smoking break, or ...? 366 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,160 - Honey, do you still smoke? - Let her though. 367 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:31,160 I smoke a little pot once in a while. Otherwise it gets a bit boring. 368 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:37,200 Stop, stop. The mobile must be on the table, if there are text messages. 369 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,160 - Like that! - Perfect. 370 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,600 chana masala, such a ... 371 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,480 Chutney, extra rice. 372 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,000 Khatta meetha... 373 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:56,760 Just order what you want. Give it gas. 374 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,440 Well, you're standing out here? 375 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:11,880 - Should you have? - No. Or yes, I can do that. 376 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:27,880 - That's it, it's ordered. - Well, cheers to that. 377 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:32,120 - And the drone, which is coming soon... - Cheers. It will be good. 378 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:36,480 Did you notice that we have the same kind of phone? 379 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,840 - No. - You are a real Huawei girl. 380 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,560 No, I don't think so. I'm not into technology. 381 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,280 Neither am I. 382 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,600 Or at least I hate Apple. 383 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,760 It is psychological terror. You put all your eggs in their basket. 384 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:57,240 iPhone, iMac, iWatch and iPad and ... 385 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,760 In Me-in-the-ass, you. 386 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:06,800 And you have to update all the time, because battery life is getting worse... 387 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:13,000 It all gets more expensive too. Finally I felt like: "Apple, stop it!" 388 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:19,480 So I switched over to the enemy. Huge status loss, I know. 389 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,760 I won't be in an abusive relationship with Apple. 390 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:27,000 I will not be a victim the rest of my life, right? 391 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:33,960 Are you and Huawei so in an open relationship too, or what? 392 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:58,320 Do you want to exchange phones with me? just for a few hours? 393 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:03,760 - Why should I? - No one will find out. They are identical. 394 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:08,280 For what reason should we switch phones? 395 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,840 It's a secret. 396 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:18,360 You have to tell me, then I can decide if I want to. 397 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,920 Ok... 398 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,160 I have committed a criminal act. 399 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,720 Okay. Exciting. 400 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:33,040 I have hired a man to kidnap Ringo. 401 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,840 Who the fuck is Ringo? 402 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,600 Ringo. Fab's mindless dog. 403 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,960 Which I look after when he flies out and fucks the whole world. 404 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,960 Have you not joined? for an open relationship? 405 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:53,400 Yes, of course. But what is my alternative? 406 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,920 A life without a dog, for example. 407 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:17,160 I made a deal with the kidnapper, that it will happen tonight. 408 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:22,720 So at 22 he sends a picture of the dog with the message: "Mission accomplished." 409 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,360 No one will be happy, that the message gets out. 410 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:31,720 If I don't have a problem, when the picture appears on my phone? 411 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:36,280 You can just say that it is an exhibition. Art. 412 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,560 Okay. 413 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:45,680 You experience that Apple is the violent party. 414 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,480 But you plan to have your husband's dog kidnapped. 415 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,920 You don't know the details. 416 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:59,040 Hoof. It's Ib. Ib! 417 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,560 Are you nice to do a swap with me? 418 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:06,840 No way am I going to be a part of your sick plot against your husband. 419 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,440 - No. You are sick in the head. - No, I'm not. 420 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:15,440 - Ib. You have received a message. - Okay. Thanks. Yes. 421 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,040 I'll be right back. I'm coming now. 422 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,640 - May I be allowed myself? - Gladly. 423 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:35,920 Reach. It's just a message from my fitness app. 424 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,080 What does it say? 425 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:43,240 It's a reminder. I have to make an exercise every two hours. 426 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,400 Need to lift a fork? Is it the drill? 427 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:56,440 - We'll see the exercise then. - Yes, we will. That's right. 428 00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,160 - No. - It's part of the game, isn't it? 429 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,720 - I'd like to see it. - Me too. 430 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:09,440 - Good, Ib. - It is of course the most difficult. 431 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,800 Stop it! 432 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,800 Shouldn't you stretch your back more? So almost looking up at the ceiling? 433 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:33,400 - Like that, Ib! - Come on, Ib. Stretch the leg. 434 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,840 Isn't it nice, Nicolaj? 435 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,280 It was 10-20 pieces. 436 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,440 - Was that it? - Yes. 437 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:54,320 It only corresponds to to go up the stairs once. 438 00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:02,040 So how is it going? with your dog spa, Nicolaj? 439 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,160 - It's closed. - You had a dog spa, right? 440 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,120 Spa and gym. It was called Doggystyle. 441 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,640 - Too bad we didn't get Ringo down there. - Yes, it was a shame. 442 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:19,640 - You had an infrared dog sauna, right? - Sauna, massage, gym, the whole thing. 443 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:25,400 It just sounds like a great concept. Did it go bad or what? 444 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:33,160 It went well. It was unethical to serve so much money so i shut the shit up. 445 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,480 Did you invest in it, Peter? 446 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:41,840 I stopped investing in him then his virtual parachute went down. 447 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,360 - Then I was ahead of my time. - I have to promise that. 448 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:51,000 Now I have a flower stem. 449 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,720 A flower stalk? What is it? 450 00:39:53,880 --> 00:40:00,160 It is a hotel for flowers. Flower frame. What do people do when they go on vacation? 451 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:05,560 The plants must be on flower stalks. I'll pick them up, fix it all - 452 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:10,000 - and spoil them, while people are on vacation or the beach. 453 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:14,000 How do you pamper flowers? It's exciting. 454 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,360 Gives them nutrition, minerals and talking to them. 455 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,440 - Talking to them? - Yes. 456 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,880 - Whoa. - Who is Jannik? 457 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:28,240 - One of my friends. - He may have tended a flower. 458 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,640 - Should it be on speakers? - Yes, it must. 459 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,960 - Hello, Jannik. - I just wanted to know if you're with me. 460 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,160 - It's fairly safe, yes. - That sounds good. 461 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,240 You put five of the long ones. Not? 462 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:49,280 - Yes, I have arranged that. - Like that. Did you see the match? 463 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,080 - No, I'm at my brother's for dinner. - Your brother? 464 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:55,920 I didn't think you cared about him. 465 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,800 - Well, I'll give an update later. - That's good. Hello. 466 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,920 Five of the long ones, Nicolaj? 467 00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:15,320 Me, Jannik and someone else have a bet. It's just some football. 468 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,280 Five of the long ones. Is it 500? 469 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,480 Yes. 470 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,840 Okay. 471 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,440 - No, huh? - Is it 5000? 472 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,280 You just asked me to chip in with 5000 for the rent. 473 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:39,400 - That's exactly why. - I don't quite understand that. 474 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:43,160 If we win, we get the money six times over. 475 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:47,960 - Didn't you stop playing? - I have no problem. 476 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,600 5000 is less than, what that chair costs. 477 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:56,160 Okay, yes. But unlike you, then I have the money. 478 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,560 And yes, you have a problem. 479 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:04,920 That's why I paid for it a detoxification course for you in Sweden. 480 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,240 - Peter... - I must talk to him then! 481 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,920 But was that money out the window? 482 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,120 Your phone, Peter. 483 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,640 It's probably the morality police. 484 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,240 Who is that? 485 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:32,880 It is a reminder from the dentist. I'm going to the dentist on Thursday. 486 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,840 - I love going to the dentist. - Mother? 487 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,400 Hello, honey. Aren't you sleeping yet? Why? 488 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:44,560 I can't sleep. You make too much noise. 489 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:50,040 I have exchanged our phones. The code is 6 x 7. 490 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,640 - Should I just go up again? - Yes, thank you. 491 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,080 - Sleep well, honey. - Good night. 492 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,440 - Would you like some water? - Yes, thank you. 493 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,600 Then I'll get it straight to you. 494 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,240 Mother? 495 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,560 Mother? 496 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,160 - Take care, honey. - Thank you. 497 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:12,840 You have the glasses on, but how do you skydive? 498 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,640 Then you hung with an elastic band. 499 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:21,480 It wasn't an elastic band. It was felt like an olfert. It didn't work. 500 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:25,240 It was the graphics that didn't work. 501 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,160 - So... - Whoa. 502 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:32,120 - Honey, it's yours. Read aloud. - Yes, yes. 503 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:40,080 - What the hell is that number? - Read. 504 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:45,040 - Now read aloud, Nicolaj. - It's exciting now. 505 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,560 What does it say? 506 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:52,080 "I miss your delicious body." 507 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:56,680 - Who writes it to you? - It must be a mistake. 508 00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:01,800 - Is that why you put it on the plane? - No, I don't know the number. 509 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:06,440 - But who writes it to you? - I don't know! 510 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:13,360 Now it rings. What should I do? 511 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,920 Yes, you should take it. Otherwise, I'll take it. 512 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:20,000 No, you have to put it on speakers. 513 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,480 Hello? Who is that? 514 00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,240 Oh, Nicholas... 515 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,040 - I miss you so much. - Who is it? 516 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:42,480 It's me, Nicolaj. And I'm completely naked. 517 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:48,680 Now I touch myself. Oh, Nicholas... 518 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:53,920 Do you like it when I touch me? yourself? I miss you so much, Nicolaj. 519 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,840 - Fuck off! - No, how fun! 520 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:12,280 Damn! I knew it was a joke. 521 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:16,080 You had no idea. How fun it looked. 522 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:20,200 - What kind of phone is that? - My work phone. 523 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:24,840 - Do you have a burner phone? - It must go on the table then. 524 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:30,680 - Yes, it must. - I have a duty of confidentiality with clients. 525 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,200 It's just tacky. Then there was another one. 526 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:39,720 I didn't think you had at all any friends. Who writes to you? 527 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,840 It's takeaway. It is on its way. 528 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,400 - The drone is on its way. - No, I'm kind of looking forward to that. 529 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,080 - It's a bit sci-fi like. - Total. 530 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:16,240 - What the hell happened? - I think it was shot down. 531 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,960 - No. - It can't fit. 532 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:24,640 - Could psycho-Lars make it up? - Sure. It's our neighbor. 533 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:29,280 - What should we do? - My chana masala... 534 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:34,640 With mango chutney. We have to find it. 535 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,480 It will probably be a little difficult. 536 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:44,160 After all, we can't find crashed takeaway in the middle of the night in a forest. 537 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,360 My mango chutney… 538 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,400 Here. There's something here, I think. 539 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,200 What is it? It's the chutney. 540 00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:00,360 - My mango chutney. - Hold on. 541 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:12,480 Then it's time for the main character of the evening, this Château Corton. Thank you very much. 542 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,040 Who wants to taste? Laura? 543 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:20,880 - I actually don't like red wine. - Fine. Nicholas? 544 00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,000 - I'll skip. - At least you will, honey. 545 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:29,480 - Very happy. - Very happy. I'm looking forward to that. 546 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:35,120 And, Laura, I'm really looking forward to it to taste your natural wine too. 547 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:42,920 I should never have taken that shit wine with. Why didn't you stop me? 548 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:46,440 I tried that too. Fuck it. 549 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:54,160 - What do we experience? - Red fruit. Beautiful color. Ruby red. 550 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:58,280 It has soil. Fungus, primordial stone. 551 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,840 A slight floral note. 552 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,200 Nivea cream. 553 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:11,920 - No! - Taste of Nivea, I guarantee. 554 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:17,480 No, it's me. Exciting. Let's see what it was. 555 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:22,720 - Well, it's a snap. - Cheers. 556 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,800 I am looking forward to Lillehammer. 557 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,760 He has started to speak Danish. 558 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:34,080 - I miss you. See you soon. - Yes, see you. 559 00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:38,320 - Well, he's so cute. - He looks like you. 560 00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,560 No, do you think so? 561 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,560 So maybe you want to say goodnight to Torleif? 562 00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:48,000 I'll send him a snap a little later. 563 00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,560 I would like to have you do it in writing. 564 00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:54,040 Okay. Then I send a text. 565 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:57,240 It probably sounds completely wrong - 566 00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:04,040 - but I feel closer in a way on Jesper after he has fallen into a coma. 567 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,920 I'll probably do it. 568 00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:13,640 It's like we're communicating on a wordless, metaphysical level, almost. 569 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,840 It also makes good sense - 570 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:22,120 - that language can be a kind of distancing filter - 571 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,880 - in human communication. 572 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:30,320 That would be cool with me if all conversations were cut by 80%. 573 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:34,560 Yes, if you can't put it concretely into an Excel sheet - 574 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:38,040 - then I can't don't relate to it. 575 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:42,440 - It's a bit sad, isn't it? - Yes. 576 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,200 Or boring, anyway. 577 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:51,800 But it is clear when you sit down for so long and looking into a screen - 578 00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:56,120 - so at one point or another at the end of the day - 579 00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:00,960 - then a world will emerge behind the numbers - 580 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:06,760 - as in many ways both are spiritual and metaphysical. 581 00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:12,440 I think we are talking about the same thing. actually. We do not disagree. 582 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:18,000 - Well, who is it? - It's mine. 583 00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:25,080 - Hey, dad. - Hello, honey. Now you must hear. 584 00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:29,960 I have spoken with Dr. Abrahamsen, and I have good news. 585 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:34,560 - I was supposed to call him. - Yes, but he called about something third. 586 00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:39,480 But of course we got to talking about you. He is in Malmö next week - 587 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:43,040 - and can perform the operation on you there. 588 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:46,960 I'll just check my calendar tomorrow. 589 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:51,440 you know that Abrahamsen is booked two years ahead. 590 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:55,840 He is willing to push you in as a personal service. 591 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,920 Thanks, Dad. It's just a little short notice. 592 00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,000 Do you want new breasts or not? 593 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:09,480 That's the way it is. When Abrahamsen has time, you also have time. 594 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:16,120 - That's fine. I call him. - It's good, little darling. Hello, hello. 595 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:20,440 - That's so typical, father. - What is a typical father? 596 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:24,280 I've been asking him for two years in a while at Abrahamsen's. 597 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:28,640 But when the favorite daughter calls, must she then go ahead. 598 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,560 Honey... 599 00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,800 Should you have new breasts made? 600 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,480 "Little darling." 601 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,280 But why? You are beautiful just the way you are. 602 00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,480 That's what I'm saying too. 603 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:52,360 They should not be larger. They must just sit like they did once. 604 00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,080 Just wait 15 years, then you know what I'm talking about. 605 00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:01,560 But you are a psychologist. 606 00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:04,560 Are psychologists not allowed to have nice breasts? 607 00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:08,120 Yes, of course. But... 608 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:13,080 But what? What is the problem? 609 00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:19,640 I just think that a psychologist must help others respect themselves. 610 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:24,120 So women who have had their breasts done, Don't respect yourself? 611 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,440 I don't hear you saying that. 612 00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:32,120 Why isn't it your father who makes your new breasts? 613 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:36,640 Isn't he Denmark's best? plastic surgeon? Is it strange? 614 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:41,360 - It's sick, your father has to go over. - I don't think you need it. 615 00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,560 Helene's breasts are neither too big or too small. 616 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:48,480 They sit or hang, as they should. 617 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:52,360 - I'm getting tired of that game. - You were otherwise healthy. 618 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:57,560 Yes. Maybe we just don't need to to talk more about my breasts. 619 00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,880 Okay. 620 00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:05,560 If Peter is against it, who are you getting breasts made for? 621 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,120 I do it for myself. 622 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:16,240 I have wants and needs independent of Peter. 623 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:22,640 - You don't care what Peter thinks? - I don't know what Peter thinks. 624 00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:27,920 He can be a bit sluggish to compliment me. 625 00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:33,600 - I just said you were beautiful. - You made a bad joke. 626 00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:36,360 You are perfect the way you are. 627 00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:41,480 You have to be a dramaturg to understand what you mean! 628 00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:47,440 Excuse me. 629 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,960 We just buy a new one! It's like that we solve all our problems. 630 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,000 We just buy ourselves out of them. 631 00:55:58,240 --> 00:56:00,840 Is everything okay? 632 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:07,120 - What happened? - It is only Peter who has wasted. 633 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,560 - Not the Château Corton, right? - I think so. 634 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:13,920 Because it smells like Nivea cream now. 635 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:29,640 Do you care that I have destroyed your shirt? You just want to throw it out? 636 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:33,360 Didn't you just say that we just buy a new one? 637 00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:40,160 That shirt is a gift from me. I had it tailored in Morocco. 638 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,320 - You don't care? - Yes! 639 00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:45,200 I don't fucking care! 640 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,480 Won't you stop yelling? 641 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:53,040 When things happen in life - 642 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:57,680 - then a room opens for reactions and emotions. 643 00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:03,800 You tend to want to fill that space with your feelings. 644 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:07,240 I can't... 645 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:12,240 There is no room for me. 646 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:17,120 You suck out all the air, so I can't breathe. 647 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:26,680 You're projecting, Peter. But thanks for the fine psychological analysis. 648 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:32,680 Damn nice. The thing is, you're miserable to be present emotionally. 649 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:38,720 But you try to wipe it off on me, and I don't accept it. 650 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,760 I want a divorce. 651 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,720 let's talk about it when you're not pissed off. 652 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,680 are you ok 653 00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,320 Yes. Everything is fine. 654 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,640 - What is a date? - A date is a date. 655 00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:31,200 Yes, but a raisin, it is a dried grape. 656 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:36,240 A prune is a dried plum. But a date? 657 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,720 There are fresh dates and dried dates. 658 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:43,480 can't you see does it break the system? 659 00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:48,400 Why can't a dried date get its way own name like prunes and raisins? 660 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:52,720 I find it totally weird over this. 661 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:02,360 - No, now I'll take a piece of meat. - You just have to do that. 662 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:05,960 - She does it! It's meat! - Yes, yes! 663 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:09,240 - Laura, Laura! - Laura, Laura! 664 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:12,440 - Laura, Laura! - Laura, Laura! 665 01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,760 - Laura, Laura! - Laura, Laura! 666 01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:25,160 - Was it delicious? - No, how good. 667 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:32,560 - Whoa. - Honey, it's you. 668 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,160 Oh-oh! 669 01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,840 No, it's my ex. Can't I just skip it? 670 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,160 No, you cannot skip. 671 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:49,880 - It's too embarrassing. - Those are the rules. 672 01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:53,080 You must take it. 673 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,280 Okay. 674 01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:04,360 - Hello? - Laura, I miss you. 675 01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:10,160 Hi, Mark. I'm having dinner with you some friends. Can we talk later? 676 01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,720 Are you with Nicolaj? 677 01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:16,280 Yes, I am. 678 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:22,080 - The fucking fool. I smash him. - Mark, are you drunk again? 679 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,920 It doesn't add up because you say - 680 01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:30,640 - that he has a small dick, but you choose him. How does a small dick trump… 681 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:35,760 I can hear you're drunk. So we'll take it later. Hello, hello. 682 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,920 No, no! 683 01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:42,640 I have to spare Mark. It is too humiliating for him. 684 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,480 you think It's humiliating for him? 685 01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:49,000 It seems as if you try to spare yourself. 686 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:54,560 - It is also humiliating for Nicolaj. - I become uncertain about the rules of the game. 687 01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:59,160 - I can understand that. - She has a game with fairly clear rules. 688 01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:02,360 Which she then herself chooses to break. 689 01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:06,200 - It was a really bad game. - It was a good game. 690 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:09,400 But should we go all in or not? 691 01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:13,560 I don't mind if the rules can be bent. 692 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:17,600 I have said from the beginning, that it is a stupid game. 693 01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:23,000 So let's vote on it. Who is for? 694 01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,760 - I'm also in favor. - I'm also in favor. 695 01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:30,240 - Leave it alone. - But then raise your arm, Ib. 696 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,200 - If everyone is with... - I'm not with you. 697 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:36,400 - I'm not either. - There are four of us, so we continue. 698 01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:41,200 - It's not fun when not everyone is on. - It's called democracy. 699 01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:46,880 Laura has to stand and fall with her game. We others have also put us in a vulnerable space. 700 01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,680 I have spoken about my breasts in plenary. 701 01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:54,240 Nicolaj has heard that his penis does not have an optimal size. 702 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:58,600 It's the diameter that matters. People know that, right? 703 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:08,680 - Good. - Yes, it's Mark again. 704 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:13,880 - Then we have to hear. - We are waiting in anticipation. Come on. 705 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:23,880 "Why should I hear from others, that you're pregnant?" 706 01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:29,080 "Are you sure I'm not the father?", he writes. 707 01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:38,400 Are you pregnant? 708 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:42,720 Yes. 709 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,320 How far are you from her? 710 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:53,360 We are due for the 12 week scan tomorrow. 711 01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:00,920 - But congratulations. - Yes. Excuse me. 712 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:05,920 Then it makes better sense, that you craved meat. 713 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:09,200 And mango chutney. It makes total sense. 714 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:12,600 You have cravings. And you eat for two. 715 01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:18,000 And it could well indicate that the other craving meat, don't you, honey? 716 01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:21,920 It just wasn't like that. You should know. 717 01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:26,080 - It doesn't matter. - Good news is good news. 718 01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:30,640 - We must celebrate it. - Yes. We must have natural wine. 719 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,840 - It's now! - Yes! 720 01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:39,160 - It's a screw cap. - But you must not taste the natural wine. 721 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,960 - That's why you didn't drink the Corton. - Yes, I'm not allowed to drink. 722 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:46,560 No, I'll skip it. Think, growing a little one. 723 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:50,360 - I'll have a big glass. - Damn them too. 724 01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:55,240 It's the acid. hormones, that suddenly comes and... 725 01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:59,080 - Yes... - It's a whole new world, suddenly. 726 01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:02,360 - Yes, I can understand that. - What will happen and... 727 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,200 Yes! 728 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:09,280 - We lead! - Well, the fight. Is it over? 729 01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:13,440 No, but we lead. 30 of the long ones, you. 730 01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:21,000 - Congratulations. Congratulations. - No, how good. 731 01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:25,040 ok i guess I go to the toilet. 732 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:30,600 - Shall I join? - No, it must be Nicolaj. 733 01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:40,720 Are you okay, honey? 734 01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:44,040 Are you mad? 735 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:48,800 - Why should I be mad? - About the bet. 736 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:51,760 No, you just do what you want. 737 01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:54,560 What is it then? 738 01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:03,480 I was just really looking forward to it to meet your brother and his family. 739 01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:07,360 But I have presented myself like a big idiot. 740 01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:11,480 - They all love you. - Absolutely. 741 01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:17,160 Now you got your wish too. Now you have said you are pregnant. 742 01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:20,600 Yes, in an insanely cool way. 743 01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:25,920 Pregnancy trumps everything. When you discard that card, all is forgiven. 744 01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:34,480 Are you sure? 745 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:38,000 Okay. 746 01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:51,160 Is there a real chance that that Mark is the father? 747 01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:02,040 - Why do you say that? - That's a fair question, isn't it? 748 01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:07,000 You left him because of me. Maybe there was an overlap. 749 01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:09,720 I know who the father is. 750 01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:14,240 And it's me? 751 01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:17,880 Yes. 752 01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:29,840 How long has it been since you were together with him until you were with me? 753 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,680 Enough time, that is. 754 01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:37,680 Why does he know that I have a small dick? 755 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:52,960 - One for you ... and for you. - No thanks. 756 01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:57,720 - Don't you want crème brûlée? - There are eggs in it, so I can't. 757 01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:00,840 You just ate meat. 758 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,000 - Yes, but now I'm vegan again. - Well. 759 01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:06,840 - Did you know that? - No. 760 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:11,480 - Respect. - We'll leave it alone. You never know... 761 01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:15,160 It goes back and forth a bit. Eat. 762 01:08:16,480 --> 01:08:19,840 It looks damn nice. 763 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,440 - It's silky smooth. - It is ... yes, yes. 764 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:26,960 Shut up, that tastes good. 765 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:30,320 - Whoa. A message came. - Exciting. 766 01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:33,680 Yes. Who was that? 767 01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:39,040 - It must have been you, Erica. - Well, yes... 768 01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:43,480 Well, how sweet. Yes. 769 01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:47,240 Well... Finally a sweet message. 770 01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:51,920 Shut up, how crazy. Look how much it looks like Ringo. 771 01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:58,720 - Yes. It must be the same breed. - It looks exactly like the same dog. 772 01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:03,360 - It probably isn't. - No, how funny. 773 01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:09,640 - Whose dog is that? - An artist I represent. 774 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:13,200 - Okay. - What's your name? 775 01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:17,640 His name is Erik von Løvenkirchen. 776 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:21,920 Von Lövenkirchen? Is he German? 777 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:25,560 - Yes, German. - I don't think I've heard of him. 778 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:29,960 Yes, yes. He is quite up and coming. 779 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:33,960 - Yes, he is. - Okay. 780 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:38,640 - What is he writing? - Well, what does he write? 781 01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:45,320 - He writes: "Mission accomplished." - Mission accomplished? 782 01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:48,080 What does that mean? 783 01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:53,400 It's because he's at it to make a performance - 784 01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:57,360 - where he has to hypnotize a dog. 785 01:09:57,480 --> 01:10:00,760 - He's going to hypnotize a dog? - Yes. 786 01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:05,400 And so he has been looking for the perfect candidate. 787 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:09,200 And it seems that it has now succeeded. 788 01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:12,840 - That sounds fun. - I didn't know you could do that. 789 01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:19,600 - Then it must be hypnotized. - I can't reveal too much. 790 01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:25,760 - It is very exciting. - Ibber, aren't you driving home? 791 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:31,400 - Why do you say that? - I get worried about the blood alcohol level. 792 01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:36,000 We haven't agreed on anything. 793 01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:40,880 But you probably assumed that I driving home. Your needs come first. 794 01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:44,200 I just thought we had a deal. 795 01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:48,280 - We can just order a taxi. - I'll probably drive home. 796 01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:53,760 - One per thousand from or to. - You can easily sleep here if... 797 01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:56,760 No. - If Ib wants a drink... 798 01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,640 Totally agree. Then we just take a taxi. 799 01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:03,200 Damn, man. 800 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:08,120 - It was a funny sound that came there. - I think it was you, Ib. 801 01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:11,920 Me? Well, yes, it is. 802 01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:15,160 - Did your phone make that sound? - Yes. 803 01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,960 It usually says something else. 804 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:22,360 Yes, but it's a Huawei. Huawei's ways are inscrutable. 805 01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:28,480 - Now the code doesn't work either. - How strange. 806 01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:33,000 I don't know either... Well, there it was. 807 01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,720 Let's see. 808 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:40,960 It's from Simone. 809 01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:44,120 Simon? Who is Simone? 810 01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:49,280 I think it is the new cleaning lady at work. 811 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:52,200 What is she writing? 812 01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:56,560 She writes: “Hi, how are you? I just want to say sorry.” 813 01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:03,880 I just have to understand it. You've got a new cleaning wife. 814 01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:08,680 Why is she writing to you so late in the evening and write sorry? 815 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:13,480 - What has she done to you? - She hasn't done anything to me. 816 01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:19,120 I actually think it's me that has fooled me. 817 01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:22,160 I was a little behind her today. 818 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:27,040 I was annoyed by that she had not dried the plants. 819 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,800 Honey... 820 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:33,560 If she is brand new, Should she have a chance? 821 01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:37,480 - I just had a bad day. - It happens. 822 01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:42,480 After all, she is hired based on certain skills. We are not an educational institution. 823 01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:45,960 - So you have to be ready from the start. - Yes, yes. 824 01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:51,400 I am A-people and hire A-people. If you are not A-people, you must step. 825 01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:56,680 Calm. There is no need to get upset you so upset over such a small thing. 826 01:12:56,840 --> 01:13:00,680 It's like you can't get it in. Then I have to cut it out of cardboard. 827 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:06,920 "A people hire A people. B people hire C people." And I'm A-people, Fab. 828 01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:10,480 Yes, that's understood. 829 01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:16,960 Have A-people so thought to answer the text message? 830 01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:22,720 - Yes. Should I do it? - What do you say? 831 01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:26,680 - Say, you were a little snippy. - Write to her: 832 01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:30,920 “Sorry, I had a bad day. I am happy with your work." 833 01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:36,000 No! No, no. I really don't think you should. 834 01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:41,400 - What's wrong with that? - Well, so... 835 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:45,120 As Ib says, she is newly hired. 836 01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:48,880 You don't know her at all. You don't know her motives. 837 01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:54,760 It sounds like an honest attempt to get on good terms with his boss. 838 01:13:54,920 --> 01:14:00,480 - I agree. - No, I think Erica has a point. 839 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:03,000 I don't actually know her. 840 01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:08,400 And there's something about Simone, which seems a bit lousy. 841 01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:10,840 No, now you two stop. 842 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:15,680 Erica, why do you have such strong attitudes to what Ib should answer? 843 01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:20,200 - She's trying to help me. - Burnt child abhors fire. 844 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:23,960 - Cloudy. - What? 845 01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:29,880 - It's called "burnt child avoids fire". - Disgust, then you think it's disgusting. 846 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:35,320 - You are mansplaining me now. Fat. - You say it wrong. 847 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:38,560 - Honey, you gaslighter. - No, bullshit. 848 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:42,200 - She says it wrong. - This game is going off track now. 849 01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:48,760 I'm just saying that I have myself been subjected to SMS harassment. 850 01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:51,200 - No... - Yes. I have that. 851 01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:54,720 And I was pressured to provide information - 852 01:14:54,880 --> 01:15:00,120 - which he ended up with to use against me. 853 01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:03,280 Yes. It was really hard. 854 01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:06,960 - Thanks for sharing it. - I'm just saying it. 855 01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:12,560 Yes. But it's still called "burnt child avoids the fire". 856 01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:17,400 - 1-2, he writes. - Is the match over? 857 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,800 Is that it? 858 01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,960 Piss! 859 01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:26,960 - So don't play for money you don't have. - Not now, Laura! 860 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:31,000 It's true what she says. 861 01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:35,960 Piss! Shit! 862 01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:42,240 I have all the respect for how terrible it has been - 863 01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:47,400 - but I don't see how to answer should be used against Ib. 864 01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:50,800 Fab, a human just shared something personal - 865 01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:56,480 - then you might have to punch your ears out and listen. For once. 866 01:15:56,640 --> 01:16:00,080 - I have heard what she said. - Do you have it? 867 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:04,280 - Now you are already at it again. - You're not listening. You drum. 868 01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:07,480 No, I'm asking a question. 869 01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:11,400 Can't you hear it yourself? That's the scariest thing - 870 01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:14,480 - that you are completely blind to it. 871 01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:29,880 - Who is it? - Simon again. 872 01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:32,960 What does she say now? 873 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:39,280 - "Why don't you answer?" - Should I answer her? 874 01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:40,920 Yes. 875 01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:45,360 I think you can write that you are with some friends. 876 01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:50,920 - That you write tomorrow. - No. It's way too private. 877 01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:55,240 Does it bother her where you are, and what are you doing? 878 01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:02,360 - Has she written again? - "Fuck you." 879 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:06,360 - What the...? - Fuck you? 880 01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:10,160 - Why does she write to you like that? - I have no idea. 881 01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:12,920 She doesn't sound like A-people. 882 01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:17,800 She's calling! What should I do? 883 01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:20,480 - Take it! - Yes. 884 01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:24,120 Take it. Ib, you must take it. 885 01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:27,200 It will ring shortly. 886 01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:38,080 - Yes? - Yes, hi. I have written to you. 887 01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:42,200 Why don't you answer? It's not okay. 888 01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:47,560 Hello? are you there 889 01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:52,320 I would be very happy, if you think about what you want. 890 01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:55,800 If you want to be with me or not. 891 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:59,680 Whether you're into women at all. 892 01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:03,160 Is that it? 893 01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:07,040 You have to think about that a bit and let me know. 894 01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:10,080 Because this makes me sad. 895 01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:13,960 I can't really feel anything. 896 01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:23,240 Okay, I don't believe that. 897 01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:27,720 Honey, you don't believe that? 898 01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:31,680 - Ib, what's going on here? - I don't know! 899 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:39,480 I must have given her some signals, which she has completely misunderstood. 900 01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:44,200 Is she the type Who likes to be scolded? 901 01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:52,480 I have all the time had the feeling - 902 01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:56,240 - that she is B-people. 903 01:18:56,400 --> 01:19:01,240 She has been employed two weeks, and I don't think we're keeping her. 904 01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:14,800 And then there is something else completely religiously sectarian about her. 905 01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:23,600 - Yes... - Maybe she's on a mission. 906 01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:29,240 By virtue of his religious beliefs. They love to convert homosexuals. 907 01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:35,280 She must have been running around thinking: "Ib is gay. He needs to get back on track." 908 01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:41,480 If it succeeds, she will return to her place community where there is a point system - 909 01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:46,400 - and then they choose a winner at the end of the year or something like that. 910 01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:50,320 Okay...Wow. 911 01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:54,400 You have something to work on, before you become a father. 912 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:57,880 I'm just explaining that there might be nothing in it. 913 01:19:58,040 --> 01:20:03,160 No, no. Not that I support your theory. 914 01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:07,920 I have respect for it. The fact is that there is nothing in it. 915 01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:11,720 Now it rings again. 916 01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:20,200 "I miss your kisses." Ib, she misses your kisses. 917 01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:27,280 What the hell is going on? You owe me an explanation! 918 01:20:27,440 --> 01:20:32,160 - What the hell are you doing? - Do you just want to relax? 919 01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:36,120 Why do you talk like that? You travel around the world and fucks everything and everyone. 920 01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:42,560 Yes, I do because we have an agreement that you are welcome to do so. 921 01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:48,600 Yes. That's it. 922 01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:54,840 - This is my new girlfriend. - But... You... 923 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:59,960 What is the most important ingredient in an open relationship? Honesty. 924 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:06,040 - You are not honest. - You use the honesty you want. 925 01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:10,480 It varies from 200% to 120%, sometimes as low as 100%. 926 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:14,640 It's not a deal, that is included in Excel! 927 01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:18,280 It is an agreement between our hearts! 928 01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:24,240 I didn't realize it includes, that one can change sexual orientation. 929 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:28,160 Or what? I don't understand it. Are you straight now? 930 01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:30,680 Nah, I'm just improvising a bit. 931 01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:33,480 Driving off-piste. 932 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:35,960 Okay. 933 01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:38,880 Driving off-piste? 934 01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:44,400 - I think maybe... - That's fine. 935 01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:49,480 Our relationship consists of an agreement, where you do what suits you. 936 01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:52,280 - While I... - No. 937 01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:56,200 I must conform to your needs. I'm tired of that. 938 01:21:56,360 --> 01:22:00,720 So now I have followed my own needs. It must break or wear. 939 01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:06,680 But I'm A-people, Fab. And you treat me like C-people. 940 01:22:14,040 --> 01:22:18,360 Peter, I would like that you order a carriage for me. 941 01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:21,320 Hoof. Damn it... 942 01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:32,120 I take responsibility for my needs. Who you want to be is up to you. 943 01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:36,440 It is your responsibility. But you never take responsibility, Ib. 944 01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:41,680 It is a crime against yourself and me and our whole relationship. 945 01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:46,400 How long has it been going on? 946 01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:50,240 - It's brand new. - Now I have to... 947 01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:53,200 No you don't! 948 01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:55,720 I'm good. 949 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:58,200 This is brand new, isn't this? 950 01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:04,360 Okay. Why couldn't you just been with a man? 951 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:08,920 Have you been together? with a woman? Ib, why? 952 01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:16,760 I'm going to throw up. 953 01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:21,920 Why can't it be a woman? 954 01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:27,720 He also felt bad about it the dates. Is there a connection? 955 01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:30,800 I think we must stop this game now. 956 01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:36,080 - Yeah, fuck this game. - Yes, sorry. It can be bloody fun. 957 01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:38,240 Yes. 958 01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:42,160 - Just leave it alone. - Yes, we're done. 959 01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:50,360 No. Let's finish this. Who writes? 960 01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:54,840 It is... 961 01:23:56,480 --> 01:24:00,240 - My training app. - Okay. 962 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,400 A training app? 963 01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:08,560 - Do you also have a training app? - Yes, it's just a reminder. 964 01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:11,280 May I see? 965 01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:16,240 - Yes. Can you see here? - It's the same as yours, Ib. 966 01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:19,480 How funny that we have the same one. 967 01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:22,440 Have you exchanged phones? 968 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:32,120 Erica, this is your phone. not too? 969 01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:35,800 - Yeah. - So you have exchanged? 970 01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:40,720 It was Ib who did it. I was against it. 971 01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:47,160 Ib, what the hell are you doing? Do you know how...? 972 01:24:47,320 --> 01:24:50,680 How can you come up with it to lie about ...? 973 01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:57,840 Was that Ringo in that picture? Was fucking Ringo in that picture? 974 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:03,280 - Sorry. Stop for a moment. - Ib? Where is Ringo at? 975 01:25:03,440 --> 01:25:07,720 Fab, there is a question, more is needed here. 976 01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:11,760 Erica, are you dating Simone, while Jesper lies in a coma? 977 01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:14,000 I insist on an answer. 978 01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:19,840 Ringo is a dog. Erica owes us an explanation. Erica, look at me. 979 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:22,960 - I don't owe you anything - Yeah. 980 01:25:23,120 --> 01:25:27,480 Jesper is my brother. We have invested in your relationship. Emotionally. 981 01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:33,120 And financially, indeed. In your gallery. So I have the right to ask. 982 01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:40,160 Just because Jesper is in a coma means not that our relationship is sacred. 983 01:25:40,320 --> 01:25:43,600 We have tried to get it to function for a long time. 984 01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:49,200 We try to enjoy ourselves in our brother's honor, and then you fuck another woman! 985 01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:56,560 You can't plan for fun! You can don't decide that in week 43 we are enjoying ourselves. 986 01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:59,640 And you can either don't buy for fun. 987 01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:06,240 - Some other parameters are needed. - Okay... What are these parameters? 988 01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:09,760 For example don't be an asshole. 989 01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:14,240 As this game clearly proved, that we all are. 990 01:26:18,080 --> 01:26:23,480 I'm definitely not an asshole. I have been cooking all evening. 991 01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:27,840 I haven't got any downer messages. How am I an asshole? 992 01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:32,080 - Should everything be about you? - You are making noise. 993 01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:37,480 You talk too loud. I can't sleep. 994 01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:40,480 Sorry, honey. Come here. 995 01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:45,680 Can I have dessert too? 996 01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:50,320 - Yes...? - Yes, you can have mine. 997 01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:55,440 It's so delicious. It tastes so good. 998 01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:12,880 - Is the party good? - Yes. Super nice. 999 01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:15,320 We're enjoying ourselves. 1000 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:20,720 - It sounded like you were arguing. - We don't, honey. 1001 01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:24,720 It might just sound like this, when adults party. 1002 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,480 But we enjoy ourselves. 1003 01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:33,640 - Do you know what I learned at school? - No. 1004 01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:37,120 - No, what have you learned? - Something about atoms. 1005 01:27:37,280 --> 01:27:40,600 About atoms? What have you learned? 1006 01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:45,480 That an atom is 99.8% empty space. 1007 01:27:45,680 --> 01:27:49,880 We are also made of atoms, so that means - 1008 01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:54,440 - that if you took out the void of all people - 1009 01:27:54,600 --> 01:28:00,240 - then what was left would be able be mashed together into a sugar cube. 1010 01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:06,840 Stop it. 1011 01:28:08,480 --> 01:28:11,720 - Stop it, Isabel. - I didn't know that. 1012 01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:14,880 It sounds absolutely crazy. 1013 01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:20,040 I think this party is a bit boring. 1014 01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:22,720 I can understand what you think. 1015 01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:26,800 - Shall we dance? - No, we won't, honey. 1016 01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:31,120 People are going home now, and we have to go to sleep. 1017 01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:36,120 - We're going to dance. - Honey... 1018 01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:41,240 - Honey, we're not going to dance now. - Yes, it will be nice. 1019 01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:15,600 When I'm bored, I change colors. 1020 01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:20,680 And I'm hiding so I will be completely gone. 1021 01:29:20,840 --> 01:29:25,720 When I'm bored, I change colors. 1022 01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:30,120 And I'm hiding so I will be completely gone. 1023 01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:35,000 I play cowboyyyyy… 1024 01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:38,640 And then I shoot with ink. 1025 01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:15,720 The eel twists. Look, it winds its way. 1026 01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:20,920 try to look at me I can follow along too. 1027 01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:25,880 The eel twists. Look, it winds its way. 1028 01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:30,160 try to look at me I can follow along too. 1029 01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:35,160 I wriggled... 1030 01:30:43,560 --> 01:30:46,680 Hello? 1031 01:30:56,760 --> 01:31:01,440 - Why do you stop the music? - I think the hospital called. 1032 01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:04,640 - The hospital? - Yes, I think so. 1033 01:31:31,680 --> 01:31:34,360 It wasn't your fault. 1034 01:31:43,480 --> 01:31:47,120 It was ... the hospital. 1035 01:31:55,320 --> 01:31:58,480 - Jesper has woken up. - What? 1036 01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:02,760 No... 1037 01:32:03,760 --> 01:32:06,440 No, Erica... 1038 01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:10,000 - Come, my dear. - Why are you crying? 1039 01:32:10,160 --> 01:32:13,240 - Because Jesper has woken up. - Is it sad? 1040 01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:21,360 - We're just happy, honey. - Why do you cry when you are happy? 1041 01:32:52,360 --> 01:32:57,960 I thought I was fucked up, and that people at your age had got life under control. 1042 01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:13,560 But you are ten times more fucked up, than I am. 1043 01:34:10,920 --> 01:34:13,880 Is this how we end up? 1044 01:34:14,040 --> 01:34:16,720 Not if we are careful. 1045 01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:36,680 Ibber... 1046 01:39:32,640 --> 01:39:34,680 Lyrics: Louise Andersen One liners