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- What are you doing?
- Well, I didn't want to disturb you.

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- What do you mean?
- I was gonna come in and eat at the table,

3
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but I didn't know if you was busy
so I'm having it here.

4
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But those aren't the only two options,
are they,

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eat in my house
or just outside my house?

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- There's the rest of the fucking world.
- All right, don't get the hump!

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So, did you talk to that bird about me?

8
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Yeah.

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She'll meet up...

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for a meal, or whatever.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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- And you was honest about me?
- Pretty much.

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What, and she still wants to meet me?
What's the catch?

14
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Well, she wanted me to be honest
about her to you as well.

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She's a sex worker.

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- A prossie?
- Yeah.

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Result!

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You're not bothered?

19
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She ain't got AIDS, has she?

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Would that be a deal-breaker?

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No.

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No, she hasn't got AIDS.

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- And she's lovely, and smart, and funny.
- She'll earn a few quid for that an' all.

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Just split the bill.

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- Lovely jubbly.
- Right, OK...

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Off we go.

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Why?

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'Cause it's weird,
a postman having a picnic in your garden.

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What's weird about it?

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Get out.

31
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Where's all this coming from?

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Out! Fuckin' hell.

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You all right, George?

34
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?

35
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Are Mum and Dad getting a divorce?

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I don't know.

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I want them to still be my mum and dad.

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Whatever happens,
even if they're not always together,

39
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they'll still be your mum and dad,
and love you, and...

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be an even better mum and dad,

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you can play them off against each other,
get anything you want.

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- What toy do you want?
- Dunno.

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Well, think big. I reckon
you'll be able to get a quad bike.

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Maybe even a crossbow,
if you play your cards right.

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You'll be living the dream.

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You'll be like, "Mum, Dad,
I'm off down the pub. Don't wait up."

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It'll be fine.

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- Hi, George.
- Hi.

49
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- Morning.
- Oh, happy birthday!

50
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- How did you know?
- It's on your records.

51
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- Oh, yeah.
- Any plans?

52
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Just a meal at home with my family.

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- Who will cook, your mum or your dad?
- Me.

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Well, happy birthday.

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Thank you.

56
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Happy birthday!

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Thank you.

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- Cup of tea, then?
- Yes, please.

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No, you make it.

60
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Why?

61
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You're the work experience.
You have to start at the bottom.

62
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It's Sandy's birthday,
make her a cup of tea.

63
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It's your birthday?

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Er, yeah.

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- Happy birthday.
- Thanks.

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Is there going to be cake?

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Just make the tea!

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God!

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Is there gonna be any cake, though?

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So, you're a Virgo?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Do your horoscope for you if you like?

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Nah, 'cause it's pointless.

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- It's not pointless, actually.
- How can people born around the same time,

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from all over the world,
share similar traits just because of that?

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- It's rubbish.
- It's true!

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Virgos are smart, modest,

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capable, dedicated.

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See? Fits, don't it?

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Yeah, everyone likes to think
they're those things!

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That's why they make it flattering,
so you believe it. If it said,

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"Oh, you're boring, ugly, thick,
and shit at everything,"

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you wouldn't go back, would ya?

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Also, they make it vague
so you can make it fit.

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I want to see one in the paper that says,
"Happy birthday, Rita Wainthrope

86
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of 7 Acacia Drive, Wigan.

87
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You're going to get fired
from your job today

88
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'cause everyone hates you
and the boss thinks you're a slut."

89
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Then I'd believe it.

90
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Always have to get silly, don't you?

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You all right?

92
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Yeah.

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I'm just... feeling a bit...

94
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I dunno... 30.

95
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Yeah, I hated 30.

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Quite liked 40.

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Fifty was all right.

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It's not your age, is it?
It's what's happening...

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in your life.

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Not a lot.

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Do you want to go for a coffee?

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- Yeah.
- Come on, then.

103
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Do you know what my parents got me
for my birthday?

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A set of saucepans and a super mop.

105
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What's super about it?

106
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It's got an ultra-absorbent sponge head.

107
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- It cleans, dries, and absorbs in one go.
- Sure.

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Do you know how?

109
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Wring-Max technology.

110
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For maximum wringing.

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Good.

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I feel bad whinging to you.

113
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My problems probably seem so trivial.

114
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No, not at all.

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Also...

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I've been wanting to apologize
for something I said once too.

117
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What?

118
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When I asked you to be happy.

119
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I realized it's a stupid thing to say.

120
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No, it's...

121
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You wanted me to be happy.

122
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I get it.

123
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People think that...

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all those things I miss doing with Lisa,

125
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I could just do them anyway,
and it'll make me feel better.

126
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But, um... they're missing the point.

127
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I don't miss doing things with Lisa,

128
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I miss doing nothing... with Lisa.

129
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Do you know what I mean?
Just... sitting at home,

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wouldn't even have to go out,
or do anything, or even talk,

131
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you know, just...

132
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sitting there, knowing she was there.

133
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Sometimes, I'd just look over at her.

134
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This has turned out well again.

135
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Ah...

136
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So, does it do lino, and tiles, and wood?

137
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It does everything.

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- Brilliant!
- Yeah.

139
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What do you drive?

140
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It's a little Mini...

141
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But I don't drive it now,
I'm trying to minimize...

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- Hiya.
- Hi.

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Hiya, just... Simon, isn't it?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Tony.

145
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You're here a lot.

146
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- Yeah, my mum's in here.
- Oh, right.

147
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Yeah, it breaks my heart.
They all break my heart, I love 'em all.

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I wish I could take them all home.

149
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Aw... That's sweet.

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Maybe start with your mum first,
take her home, and...

151
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Yeah, I can't,
not with my circumstances at the moment.

152
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- Oh.
- I do what I can.

153
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Maybe everyone's in the same boat.

154
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- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah.

155
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Nice to meet ya.

156
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- Yeah.
- Okay.

157
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See you later, babe.

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Fuckin' hell!

159
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What?

160
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Him.

161
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What about him?

162
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He's doing his...
"sensitive man" thing, isn't he?

163
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He's trying to be all kind and lovely
to you, to impress you.

164
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I don't know. Call me old-fashioned,

165
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but it kinda works,
being kind and lovely.

166
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It's fake!

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He probably works in a bank
and has people's houses repossessed.

168
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He's doing his...

169
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"Oh, you know, I'm so caring
in a cruel world, in't I?"

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His... "Oh, isn't famine awful?"

171
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"I'd like to take them all
to McDonald's, babe."

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Stop it!

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Oh...

174
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Well... I don't feel the same about him
the way I do about you.

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Good.

176
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But, well...
you're not an option, are you?

177
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I think you're brilliant, Tony, and...

178
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But at least he doesn't go on
about another woman the way you do.

179
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And I know... I understand, Tony,
I get why you do, and it's...

180
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it's lovely, it really is.

181
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But I don't want to be the other woman.

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Oh, did I blow it? Sorry, I...

183
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It's fine, really.
There's no need to be sorry. It's...

184
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I like this, though. I love this.

185
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Whatever this is.

186
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Just being with you... all the time,

187
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the same...

188
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forever...

189
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like <i>Groundhog Day.</i>

190
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Yeah, well...

191
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I get all that, but...

192
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not everyone's the same, Tony.

193
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Right.

194
00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,560
I don't know whether to psychoanalyze you

195
00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,000
or take you down the vet
and get you fucking put down.

196
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You gotta get out there, mate.

197
00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:12,600
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

198
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,360
Dunk the monk.

199
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Bang some beaver.
Shoot some <i>Schpritz.</i>

200
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,240
What's that?

201
00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,680
It's Yiddish for spunk.

202
00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,360
Oh, right.

203
00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,440
Listen, the offer's still open if you want
to come out with me and the boys.

204
00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,840
We're actually getting messy tonight,
as it goes.

205
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Local pub crawl and a minge hunt.

206
00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,520
Um... That's a very kind offer,

207
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but I can't tonight, unfortunately.

208
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Poof!

209
00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,840
He's asking who you are.

210
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They're from the local newspaper.

211
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So...

212
00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,920
when did you... first discover
you could speak to cats?

213
00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,680
Well, it was not long
after my daughter died.

214
00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,040
Um... he was her cat, you see.

215
00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:08,000
And I just started talking to him
about missing Jenny, and...

216
00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,160
we bonded.

217
00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,560
It's nice to have someone who understands.

218
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:16,520
Yep...

219
00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,600
...it is.

220
00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,840
Uh... what's his name?

221
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,760
- Frank.
- Frank.

222
00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,000
She named him after her dad.

223
00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,320
That's my husband.

224
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:31,320
He passed away
a couple of years before Jenny.

225
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,840
Would you like another cup of tea?

226
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,600
Uh...

227
00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,160
No, thanks. Um...

228
00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,280
Uh... can we take a quick picture?

229
00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,360
Oh, yeah.

230
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- Great.
- Is that it, then?

231
00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,360
Yeah.

232
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,280
Um...

233
00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,880
Are you hungry?
I could make you something to eat.

234
00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,720
No. No, thanks.

235
00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,000
Oh, all right, then.

236
00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,600
- Thanks very much.
- Thank you.

237
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- Right, bye-bye.
- Bye-bye. Thank you.

238
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,240
That's so sad.

239
00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,920
- She's happy enough.
- No, she's not.

240
00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,080
She wants to tell her story.

241
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,960
She wants to see her husband
and her daughter's name in the paper.

242
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,520
The cat thing's just an in.

243
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:17,760
She's lonely.

244
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,240
- Did you forget something?
- Um...

245
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:29,000
Sorry about your husband and daughter.

246
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,680
Oh, thank you.

247
00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,360
Frank and Jenny?

248
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,440
Yes.

249
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,160
Bye-bye.

250
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,840
Oh, bye-bye. Thank you.

251
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:51,280
If I could live till he's 50,
that would make me happy.

252
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,280
I don't think he'll live longer than that,
to be honest. Think he'd struggle.

253
00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,080
He struggles now.

254
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:00,560
Roger Realms.

255
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,240
Have I told you about him?
Roger by name, Roger by nature?

256
00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,200
Who's Roger Realms?

257
00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,160
Agent. Used to work with him.

258
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,240
Would only sign black lads.

259
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,200
I'd often wander into Roger's
dressing room, and there he'd be

260
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with some boy hanging off him,
he was basically an arse peg.

261
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:20,120
Went early doors with AIDS,
but good luck to him, you know.

262
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,040
God bless you, Roger.

263
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,200
I've run a few
of these little local newspapers

264
00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:32,480
around the country. I know
that doesn't make me Rupert Murdoch.

265
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,440
But this is the only one
that loses money.

266
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,960
- Is it?
- Effectively, yes.

267
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:42,880
I mean, I own the building,
so it's not a massive problem.

268
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000
Look, the fact is, uh... I'm semi-retired.

269
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,480
And I'm wondering is it...

270
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,400
is it worth the headache?

271
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,600
I mean, I'm just thinking
I could throw in the towel.

272
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,520
Sell the property and get a nice lump sum.

273
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,680
Could you give us more time,
do you think?

274
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,360
Uh...

275
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:05,920
Just if we could...

276
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,616
- make more money, then...
- Look...

277
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,056
- We could find a way, I'm sure.
- OK.

278
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,560
I mean, it's going to take a bit of time
to sell the property,

279
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,600
get all the paperwork right. Um...

280
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,280
And if you can...

281
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:20,080
Well, if you can make me an offer
I can't refuse, yes, then I'll look at it.

282
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,400
But quite frankly, I...

283
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,520
I'm sorry,
but I really don't see that happening.

284
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,840
- Sorry.
- No, I'm sorry...

285
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,040
that we're not making much money.

286
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,160
- So, speak soon.
- OK, thank you.

287
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:48,720
OK, everyone? Um...

288
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,680
Listen up. That was Mr. Middleton, Paul.

289
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:56,280
Some of you know, he, um, owns everything:
the paper and the building.

290
00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,240
Um...

291
00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,320
He wants to stop running the paper.

292
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,880
What, sell it?

293
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,320
Well, he wants to...

294
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,280
um... close the paper,

295
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,360
and then sell the building.

296
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,920
He'll sell it to a property developer.
This will be luxury flats.

297
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,000
Well, I'll be all right.

298
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,760
Tambury Brewery have already said
they'd take me on.

299
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,720
Think the boss fancies me.

300
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:20,880
Right. Well...

301
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,760
Well, that's the end
of <i>The Tambury Gazette,</i> kids.

302
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:25,840
Don't worry,

303
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,720
we'll all just get another shitty job
that barely pays enough to live.

304
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,280
This is the only job I've ever liked.

305
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,000
I've got to have a job.

306
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,040
My mum's disabled.

307
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,760
And my daddy can't work.

308
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,680
My brother and sister, they're in school,
and they get nothing as it is.

309
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,600
- OK.
- So I've got to go find another job

310
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,080
- that I'll hate. Again.
- OK.

311
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,480
- Well, we'll save the paper, and...
- How?

312
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:52,000
We'll get more revenue. Kath'll get more.

313
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,440
- How?
- 'Cause you're really...

314
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:58,240
good at your... job. You'll charge more
for advertising, like...

315
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,880
Tambury Brewery,
they'll pay more, won't they?

316
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,840
Or we get a loan.

317
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,640
Happens all the time.
We get a loan... We'll buy the...

318
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:10,200
building, and then we'll pay back the loan
with the profit from the...

319
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,760
the paper, and pay ourselves a wage,

320
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,840
and that'll be... then, it'll be our...

321
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,000
business to make it... work.

322
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,800
So, don't worry.

323
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,120
You promise?

324
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,760
You... you'll save the paper?

325
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:30,880
Yeah, I will.

326
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,240
- OK.
- We will.

327
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:41,760
Hmm.

328
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,400
How are you?

329
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,800
Yeah... you know.

330
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,840
That's pretty positive coming from you.

331
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:58,120
I was trying to be all British
and not burden you with my... troubles.

332
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,440
Well, us British love gossip.

333
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,560
So, spill the beans.

334
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,080
Same, really. I'm... still a bit mental.

335
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,040
Trying hard to care about stuff.

336
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,400
And then today,

337
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,400
we find out that the owner of the paper,

338
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,600
he's selling up and...

339
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,920
we'll all lose our jobs.

340
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:21,840
Oh, no.

341
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,720
That's not the bad bit.
I was fine with that.

342
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:27,920
But then Sandy starts crying
'cause it's the only job she's ever liked,

343
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,760
and so, I've got to try
and save the paper for her sake.

344
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:36,000
And my brother-in-law, who was sleeping
on the floor of the office,

345
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,400
is now sleeping at Lenny's council house

346
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,440
'cause Lenny's shacked up with June,

347
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:45,760
who persuaded him
to give her fat kid a job at the paper.

348
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,680
Just think, if I'd have killed myself,
I'd have missed all this.

349
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,920
Brainstorming session.

350
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,640
How do we turn the paper around?
How do we make it more profitable?

351
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,080
We need to go more tabloid.

352
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:06,600
Gossip, celebrity stuff, fashion.
Who looks shit an' that, you know?

353
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,040
"Who looks shit an' that"?

354
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,560
Yeah.

355
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,240
Well, pictures of cellulite,
that kind of thing.

356
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,720
You know, amazing stories.

357
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,800
Paranormal, weird stuff.

358
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,160
I love that.

359
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,720
- Right.
- Right.

360
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,520
You want tabloid,
you want to speak to my agent, Ken.

361
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,280
Yeah, we did. He's mental.

362
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,440
Well, we could run the Liberace story.

363
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,240
N-No, we couldn't.

364
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,880
- Well, what is it?
- His agent reckons

365
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,040
- he was bummed by the ghost of Liberace.
- Mm-hmm.

366
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,320
- Well, it might be true.
- How the fuck can it be true?

367
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,440
We don't know everything

368
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,216
- about the paranormal.
- Lot of weird stuff.

369
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,840
Right. It's all about belief, isn't it?

370
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,000
You know, that's not up to us,
what people believe.

371
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,440
Papers are always covering
religious miracles and stuff.

372
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,400
- Yeah, and they're always bollocks.
- It's not for us to say.

373
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,040
It is for us to say, we're writing it.

374
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,360
Yeah, but we're only reporting
what was said.

375
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,560
- Right.
- Ghosts do exist, though.

376
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,320
Loads of people have seen 'em,
and there's no other explanation.

377
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,840
Well, there is another explanation:

378
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,760
they haven't seen them
'cause they don't exist.

379
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,200
How about that one?

380
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,360
No one has ever turned into a ghost.

381
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:13,920
When you die, they burn you or bury you,
you never exist again, the end.

382
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:21,360
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

383
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,600
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

384
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,600
<i>♪ Happy birthday, dear... ♪</i>

385
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,520
<i>♪ Dear Lisa ♪</i>

386
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:33,080
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

387
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,440
<i>All right, thank you so much!</i>

388
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,880
<i>- Right, cake!
- Yeah! Oh, definitely. Lovely.</i>

389
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,320
<i>- Right.
- I want some.</i>

390
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,456
<i>- Look at you at the front of the queue!
- I bought it!</i>

391
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,720
<i>- It's my birthday.
- I know, but I went and...</i>

392
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,680
<i>- Oh, fuck's sake.
- What?</i>

393
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,040
<i>- It's off. Yeah, it's fresh cream.
- No, it's not.</i>

394
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,200
<i>- It is.
- Oh, no.</i>

395
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,536
<i>- Smell it. Look.
- It's cherries.</i>

396
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,560
<i>Oh, you silly cunt!</i>

397
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,160
<i>- Oh, no. You come back!
- Don't do it. Don't hit me!</i>

398
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:56,640
<i>Go on, get him!</i>

399
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:03,920
Ohh...

400
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,440
What'd you do that for?

401
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,520
You look sad.

402
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,680
- Right!
- Oh, that's a waste.

403
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,640
Right, OK.
I don't think this is helping, though.

404
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,360
- Oh, look, it's all over you.
- Don't. Kath, please. Stop.

405
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,800
As long as we're working hard
to turn things around.

406
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,400
- Some on your face as well.
- It's all right. OK. Yeah.

407
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,000
Fun's over, guys.

408
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,040
- Can I have a word in my office, please?
- Oh, God.

409
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,480
Don't, Kath, please.
Stop trying to...

410
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,080
- Is this for everyone?
- Yeah.

411
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,320
Good stuff!

412
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,640
- You just had a cake fight?
- Yeah.

413
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,040
- Looks like fun.
- Mm.

414
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,896
- Can I have some?
- Go for it.

415
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,960
Thank you. OK, let's dive in.
One, two, three. Here we go.

416
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,000
- You like it?
- It's so good.

417
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,680
- What?
- It's really good.

418
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,400
- Huh?
- Delicious.

419
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,480
I can't understand a word you're saying,
but I love watching you eat.

420
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,920
- Oh!
- You're like a fat toad eating a big worm.

421
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,680
A big creamy worm.

422
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,160
Hmm?

423
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,040
Will you come for a drink with me tonight?

424
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,320
- I prefer to drink alone.
- I know.

425
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,960
I'm just saying as a favor. Please?
I still want to talk to people.

426
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,680
The only person who listens
is my therapist, and I have to pay him.

427
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,600
- And he's an idiot.
- Right.

428
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,480
I only want to talk to you.

429
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,000
And Jill, obviously,
but that's not possible at the moment.

430
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,320
My life's falling apart, Tony.

431
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,440
I go from sleeping on the floor
of my office to taking Lenny's flat,

432
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,200
and in return,
I give his fat stepson a job

433
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,840
at a paper that I'm now gonna lose.

434
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,560
It's, like, the final straw.

435
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,640
Well...

436
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,800
actually, being needed is...

437
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,600
is a good thing.

438
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,000
You helped a mate

439
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:38,240
with his relationship,
gave his fat kid a job, you should be...

440
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:39,960
proud of yourself.

441
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,560
Right. You see,
you're making me feel better already.

442
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,120
Come on, please? One lousy pint.

443
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,520
All right. Fuckin' hell.

444
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:48,600
Thank you.

445
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,400
I'd get changed if I were you.

446
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,160
Yeah.

447
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,160
All right?

448
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,120
I'm Pat.

449
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,160
Er... Roxy. How you doing?

450
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,600
Yeah, good. Yeah.
Do you want to sit down?

451
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,400
OK.

452
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:17,160
Oh. Well, you didn't, uh, didn't flinch
when you first saw me, that's rare.

453
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,120
Yeah, and I made you laugh!

454
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,120
- I'm nervous. Nervous laughter.
- Oh, sorry.

455
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,080
I didn't mean... Yeah.
I dunno why I said that.

456
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,400
I was just a bit nervous.
I'm not a rapist or anything.

457
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,480
- Oh, OK!
- Shouldn't have said rape. Want a drink?

458
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,200
- Er, yes.
- Yeah? What do you want?

459
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,080
- Um...
- I'm just having a house red.

460
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,160
It's all right.
It's only four pound a glass, so...

461
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,480
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

462
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,320
OK. Um... IPA, please.

463
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,440
- And a...
- Large whiskey, please.

464
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,040
Oi oi! Matt!

465
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,160
How you doing?

466
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,416
- You all right?
- I'm all right, yeah.

467
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,640
These are my boys.
That's Ratty, the Nonce.

468
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:53,560
- Hello.
- All right?

469
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,440
Yeah. No, I've heard all about you two.

470
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,240
Yeah, he's got loads of other nicknames,
not just the Nonce. Pipe up.

471
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,680
Yeah. Fanny-tastic. Minge and Bracket.

472
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,800
Clitoris Allsorts.

473
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,360
Shit Nuts.

474
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,000
- Harold Shitmum.
- Queermint Rhino.

475
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,200
- The Growler Prowler. Billy the Cunt.
- Yeah.

476
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:11,320
Michael Parkinbum.

477
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,256
Look. That's the suicidal one with
the dead wife I was telling you about.

478
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,400
- Oh, yeah.
- You all right?

479
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,440
Shouldn't you have
a confidentiality agreement?

480
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,360
- I didn't say your name, mate.
- Right,

481
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,280
but... OK, yeah, no, good point.

482
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,200
So, you took my advice, yeah,
come down for a pussy hunt?

483
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,760
- Ooooh!
- Oi oi! On a pussy hunt, are ya?

484
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,720
Come and join us, man.

485
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,496
- I'm not on duty, it's free of charge.
- No.

486
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,720
- Afraid I can't. Just having a couple.
- Oh, yeah? Nice jacket.

487
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,240
Thanks.

488
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,680
Come on! What's the matter with you?

489
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,200
I should go check on Tony.

490
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,480
Go on, then.
Bang some beaver for us, yeah?

491
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,320
Yeah, go on.
Have a good night.

492
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,920
Size of that mushroom!

493
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,720
It's like a quarter...
Only a quarter of it.

494
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,440
It's good value, innit, for you?

495
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,400
This was 13 quid.

496
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,360
No, I'm serious. This was 13 quid.

497
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,520
So, how comes you're single, then?

498
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,520
'Cause I used to be twice this size.

499
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,200
No, I'm serious.

500
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,760
At my heaviest...

501
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,040
about 24 stone.

502
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,160
I lost it all, didn't I,
when I became a postman.

503
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,160
I think big blokes are sexy.

504
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,880
No, I was an absolute mess.

505
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,560
I was a car crash under there.
I've still got a lot of loose skin, but...

506
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,360
I'm saving up to get it sorted.

507
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,080
No, I'm serious.
It's 'orrible down there. 'Orrible.

508
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,840
Really bad.

509
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:34,960
I'm loving this.

510
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,680
Risotto? It's good!

511
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:37,920
No, this...

512
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,640
the date.

513
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:40,800
I'm enjoying it as well.

514
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:44,760
You know, I know you're out of my league
and that, but... ahh! Yeah.

515
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,120
No, it's good. It's been fun.

516
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,440
- Fuckin' hell.
- Maybe he's right, though.

517
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,000
Maybe I should bang some beaver.

518
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:56,760
Bang some...?

519
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,440
Bang some beaver. His words, not mine.

520
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,880
Yeah, exactly. They're his words,

521
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,560
they should never be said
by any other human being.

522
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,800
Fuckin' hell.

523
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,440
Can't hurt, though, can it?

524
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,040
What?

525
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,680
Chatting up a girl.

526
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,120
"Chatting up a girl"?

527
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,800
What about those two over there?
Don't look.

528
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,000
No. No.

529
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,920
They've come here for a quiet drink.
To talk to each other.

530
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,480
- Not to be chatted up by you.
- Why not? Come on, come over with me.

531
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,440
No, no, no, no!

532
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,640
- Please?
- No.

533
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,680
Just sit over there with me.
Not to make a move, just sit at the table.

534
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,600
So, to talk to each other and drink?
Not to bother any...

535
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,680
Yeah.

536
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,640
All right.

537
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,560
Uh, anyone sitting here?

538
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,440
- Er, no, go for it.
- Great.

539
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,160
- This is pretty funky, isn't it?
- Sit down!

540
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:53,520
Please.

541
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,200
OK.

542
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:57,560
Right.

543
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,400
- Um... Are you...
- No.

544
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,720
Girls' night out?

545
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,800
Er, yeah.

546
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,280
Just to say, you can relax.

547
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,480
Uh... we're not married men...

548
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,200
as such. We're... I <i>am</i> married.

549
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,040
Um, but I'm separated.
Getting divorced, probably.

550
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,480
Um...

551
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,920
Tony's wife's died.

552
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,680
Um... of cancer.

553
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,120
So, it's totally, uh, legitimate.

554
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:38,360
What is?

555
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,760
Just talking to us. It's not...

556
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,840
Sorry.

557
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,640
Yeah, and how's your mum?

558
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,480
- I think I'm out of practice.
- You reckon?

559
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,080
- 'Cause that was...
- Hi.

560
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,480
- Hi.
- Hi.

561
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,520
- Oh, you've, uh, met... Tony, I think.
- Yeah.

562
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,600
Yeah.

563
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,320
Ah...

564
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,880
- 'Ave a good night.
- Yes.

565
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,280
- You OK?
- Yep.

566
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,160
Just do it.

567
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,640
Go on, wank yourself off!

568
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:28,120
I reckon we've spent about the same,
so that's worked out.

569
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,480
We said we was going to go halves,
didn't we?

570
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,240
Let me get it.

571
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,000
- No, no, no...
- Let me get it.

572
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,360
- I'd like to get it.
- No.

573
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,800
Let's go halves.

574
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:40,040
And I tell you what, how about you pay
for the whole thing next time?

575
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,640
Do you want there to be a next time?

576
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,400
Yes. I mean...

577
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,440
- Oh, result!
- I do.

578
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,640
- I don't know what is happening here.
- Oh, smashing.

579
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,080
- You say it all out loud, don't you?
- Oh, sorry. Yeah.

580
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,160
Don't be sorry, it's nice.

581
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,920
- Shall we piss off, then?
- Yeah.

582
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000
Yeah.

583
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,440
Sort of.

584
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,960
Do you want me to walk you home?

585
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,000
Oh, no. I've, erm...
I've got to head off to work now.

586
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,200
Peak time.

587
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,640
Right, yeah...

588
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:18,200
- It's just a job.
- Yeah.

589
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,320
What time do you finish?

590
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,480
Not till early morning.

591
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,560
I might bump into you, then.

592
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,280
Maybe.

593
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,840
Well, have a good one.

594
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,680
- You have a good one.
- Yeah.

595
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,320
- See you later.
- See you later.

596
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:47,800
<i>What are you doing?</i>

597
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,040
<i>Just filming that little quiff
you've done.</i>

598
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,840
<i>- Aw, I like it! It's cute.
- It's...</i>

599
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,120
<i>OK, everybody. Shush.
Could I have your attention, please?</i>

600
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,360
<i>Uh, we're going to have
the first dance now,</i>

601
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,120
<i>so I give you the bride and groom!</i>

602
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,400
<i>- That's my dress.
- Sorry.</i>

603
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,320
♪ <i>Love has truly ♪</i>

604
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,400
<i>♪ Been good to me ♪</i>

605
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,600
<i>♪ Not even one sad day ♪</i>

606
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:35,840
<i>♪ Or minute have I had
Since you've come my way ♪</i>

607
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,840
<i>♪ I hope you know ♪</i>

608
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,360
<i>♪ I'll gladly go ♪</i>

609
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,600
<i>♪ Anywhere you take me ♪</i>

610
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,240
<i>♪ It's so amazing to be loved ♪</i>

611
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:55,440
<i>♪ I'd follow you to the moon
In the sky above ♪</i>

612
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:08,640
<i>♪ I've got ♪</i>

613
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,440
<i>♪ Got to tell you ♪</i>

614
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,400
<i>♪ How you thrill me ♪</i>

615
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,320
<i>♪ I'm happy as I can be ♪</i>

616
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,840
<i>♪ You have come
And it's changed my whole world ♪</i>

617
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,360
<i>♪ Bye-bye, sadness ♪</i>

618
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,480
<i>♪ Hello, mellow ♪</i>

619
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,960
<i>♪ What a wonderful day ♪</i>

620
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,920
<i>♪ It's so amazing to be loved ♪</i>

621
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:45,440
<i>♪ I'd follow you to the moon
In the sky above ♪</i>

622
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,640
<i>♪ My girl ♪</i>

623
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,840
<i>- ♪ And it's so amazing ♪
- ♪ So amazing ♪</i>

624
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,600
<i>- ♪ I could stay forever ♪
- ♪ Stay forever... ♪</i>