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[voices chanting]
One, two, three below!

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Ah, yeah, yeah.

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And I says to him,
"That's not a C-One Class Transporter.

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That's a T-Two.

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Look at the thrusters, you nimrod!"
Am I right? [laughs]

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[alien news anchor] On Akiridion-5,
a coup has overthrown House Tarron.

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The royal family are presumed dead.

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Pfft! Please.
Those guys took off on a C-Class.

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That's a Royal Mothership.

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[Neb] With that kinda heat, they could
outrun any ship in the known universe.

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I've been a transit operator
for 16 keltons. Seen them all.

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But that Royal Mothership?

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Whoa-ho, she's a beaut! [yelps]

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-Oh, hey! Foo Foo...
-[buzzes]

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...uh, the Destroyer.

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The Akiridion-5 Royal Mothership,
have you seen it?

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I don't know nothing, you know?

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I'm just trying to have a good time here.
Want a drink?

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[Neb gasps] What'd you do that for?

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What I want
is the Akiridion-5 Royal Mothership.

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Where did you see it, transit operator?

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Oh! [chuckles] So you heard me. Well,
you do have those big, adorable ears.

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[Foo Foo snarls]

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I'm scared of them,
but I want to hug them at the same time.

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[gasps] I meant, terrifying ears of death!

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-The Mothership.
-[yelps]

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Holo-screen, left side.
I've logged every ship I've seen.

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Ah!

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-At last. Thank you.
-You're welcome, Foo... Foo.

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[Foo Foo] They're mine now.

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Ugh!

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[buzzing, whirring]

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What the...?

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Don't stand in my way.

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I am Foo Foo the Destroyer,
and I'll destroy you.

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[grunts]

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-[clinks]
-Got it.

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[yelps, whimpers]

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No witnesses.

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-Oh, my goodness. [yelps]
-[weapon pops]

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Oh, my goodness!

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Whoa. Easy. I'm just a robot.

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[clicking, popping]

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We should commend ourselves.

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We've managed to make it to the fifth
of the periods without incident.

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And we finally figured out
this "cafeteria" thing.

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I think we have a very good handle
on human food consumption.

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[youth] Uh...

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[Aja] Why are they looking at us?

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[Mother] I have calculated a 98% chance

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your Akiridion identities
will be discovered within the next delson.

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And then you will be captured and tortured
in the most agonizing manner possible,

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feeling the exquisite pain
of a thousand Tilabian death slugs.

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All this agony and pain
merely from being discovered?

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By now, General Morando
has employed the deadliest killers

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in the seven galaxies to locate you.

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Your failure to remain inconspicuous
will prove fatal.

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[Mother] Their failure?

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[signal] Wait.

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-Wait. Wait. Wait.
-No one tells Varvatos Vex to wait!

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Wait. Wait.

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Varvatos Vex destroys
all those who command him to wait,

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and crushes their remains
with murderous glee!

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[laughs, grunts]

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The machine was insolent
and disrespectful.

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[sighs] This is going to be difficult.
How can we pretend to be human?

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We don't even know
what it means to be human!

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[Mother] That is why
I have reduced my planetary analysis

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to three basic rules of humanity.

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Three? That's far too many.

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[Mother] Rule one...

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Humans are still evolving,
so you must prepare for change.

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Change of plans. Pop quiz!

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-Change! I know what change is!
-What are you doing?

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-I have come prepared with change.
-[laughter]

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[Mother] Rule Two...

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Because humans are prone to errors,
you must embrace your mistakes.

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-Oh! Mr. Tarron! What are you--
-I am embracing my mistake.

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[students] Ugh!

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-Um, that's...
-[Mother] Finally, rule three...

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You disrupt your classes,
you exasperate your teachers.

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Explain yourselves.

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[Mother] When in doubt,
play with your phone.

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[phones click]

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Were you able to follow

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the three human rules
of being inconspicuous?

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Hey, there, buddy boy--

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Varvatos will take that as a "no."

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The school overlord gave us something
called detention.

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We're so bad at being human,
we're actually being punished for it.

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[swishing]

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Uh?

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Ahoy, there, buckaroo!

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[yelps]

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[Eli wailing]

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[Mother] Intruder alert.

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The Eli.

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-You allowed him to follow you home?
-He knows where we live.

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[Vex] This nuisance must be dealt with

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before he exposes you
to the entire planet!

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[whimpering]

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[Vex] Annihilate him! Destroy him!

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[chuckles] Crush his bones to powder!

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Drink his blood from the keg of glory!
[cackling]

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Right, because there's nothing
inconspicuous about that.

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He seems quite interested in us.

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Varvatos has warned you,
such curiosity could lead to--

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[both] "To agony and pain."

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Yes, yes, we know.
But what can we do about it?

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Learn what intelligence he's gathered.

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-And how should we go about that, exactly?
-Torture. The Eli has ten fingers.

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Bring Varvatos back two of them.

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Preferably thumbs. [cackling]

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Since you're such a fan of torture,
why don't you do it?

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He can't. The great commander Vex
refuses to leave the spaceship.

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Because to do so
would require Varvatos Vex

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to adopt a form
that is wrinkled and saggy!

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It is beneath Varvatos' station
to be gross.

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Besides, there is much to be learned
about the indigenous culture

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through this talking box.

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[Vex] Humans obtain monetary gains
and weekend getaways

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based on their gyrational strength.

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I have excellent gyrational strength!

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Either way, we're not torturing the Eli.
He needs his thumbs.

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I need his thumbs!

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Fine. But we need to know
what is in that mind of his.

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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-No.
-Not once.

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But what if you could?

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[crickets chirping]

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[dance music playing]

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[Krel] Almost there.

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Just need to tweak the cranial nob.
And this beat.

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-[beeps]
-[music continues]

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[orb singing]

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[beeps]

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-[Luug barks]
-Are you having a very small party?

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I'm making a mind reader
to see inside the Eli's head.

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[barking]

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Ooh! See inside my head!

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Ha!

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-[buzzing]
-What am I thinking right now?

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-[Krel] I am not a gloober.
-You look like one with that on your face.

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No, I read your thoughts!

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Uh, think of a number between one and 100.

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-[Krel] Six, 42, 19--
-[Luug whimpers]

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-Now you're just thinking of puppies.
-Lively!

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Wearing Akiridion technology strapped
to your face will only draw

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[together] ...more attention to ourselves.

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I can read your mind. Keep up.

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[Aja] I'm thinking of a number
between one and one thou--

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-[Krel] Puppies again?
-Kleb!

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[moaning]

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[Ms. Janeth] Do aliens exist,
or are we alone in the universe?

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I'll let you decide.

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Your projects for the school science fair
are due next week.

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Explore and find inspiration.

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Because if I have to grade one more
baking soda volcano, I'll explode!

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Maybe this place
has a spare Daxial Array--

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-What are you doing?
-I'm going to reconnoiter.

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No hugs today, Mr. Tarron.

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[boy] If I flunk science,
my parents are gonna kill me.

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-Then study hard!
-What?

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Do not die, my friend!

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[girl] Why hasn't anyone noticed
my new haircut?

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You eliminated hairs from your head!

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-Ha! Very pleasing!
-Huh?

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-Did you see how she looked at me?
-Yes. It was sad. Come, little brother,

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-[Aja] let's find the Eli.
-[sighs] Can we just go home already?

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I have been asking myself
that very same question.

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Look. He's talking to that lumbering oaf
with golden hair.

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[yelps] Ugh!

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-[grunts]
-Huh?

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Distract the oaf
while I read Eli's thoughts.

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I know what I saw, Steve!
Right through their window.

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-They were aliens!
-Aliens? Illegal aliens?

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No! Alien aliens!

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Maybe they were just, you know,

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dressing up
the way you dorks like to, huh?

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This wasn't cosplaying.

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They were blue aliens
living in a house that just... boom!

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-Appeared out of nowhere!
-Look, Arcadia's a strange place.

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But it's strange with creeps and Trolls,
not blue E.T.s and magic houses.

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[Steve] That's crazy!

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[Aja] Oh, no!

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Help! Somebody strong and brave
with golden hair.

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-I gotcha!
-No, somebody else.

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-Don't gotcha!
-Well, looks like a job for the Palchuk.

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[chuckles] Palchuk!

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-A word, Mr. Elijah Leslie Pepperjack.
-[yelps]

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Ugh! What is this?

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-The heaviest rock on Earth?
-Actually, it's from the Moon.

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-Lively, right?
-Sure. Can you, um...

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lend me a hand?

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Mmm... let's see. Nope.

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Ooh! Is that a virtual reality headset?
Can I try it?

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You've been spying on us!

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[thinking] He's going to space-kidnap me!

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Is that a cow?
Well, whatever it is you think you saw,

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the four arms and the blue thing,
it wasn't real.

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Oh, my gosh. He knows!
He knows I saw blue them!

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Whatever you saw, there is an explanation.

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My sister and I wear
special glowing... [chuckles] clothes,

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-and, we dress like that because--
-Cosplay? Steve was right!

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Cosplay, yes! Uh, what is a cosplay?

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It's when you dress up
as your favorite movie or TV character.

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Sometimes I dress up
as Super Agent Muldoon from--

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I don't know what that means,
but, yes, that is exactly what we do.

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[male voice speaking alien language]

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Wait, that language.
That's definitely not from this planet.

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Maybe we can cosplay together?

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[voice speaking alien language]

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-[beeps]
-[alien voice continues]

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Oh, no! He's getting away!

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Seklos and Gaylen, help me!

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[alien voice continues]

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No, no, no, no, no!

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-[buzzing]
-Yah-hh!

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Mr. Tarron, what on Saturn are you doing?

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[yelling]

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[grunting]

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-Kleb!
-How the heck are you so heavy?

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-[grunts]
-Wait, how did you do...? Wow!

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[grunts]

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[Aja] What happened to inconspicuous?

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We're... not... alone!

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You just dislodged Uranus.

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[grunts]

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[buzzing, bangs]

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Mr. and Miss Tarron!

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The school's insurance
does not cover planetary destruction!

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My mistake!

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-No, no, no! No hugs. No touching!
-Come on, hug?

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You are both confined to your quarters!

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"Confined"?
I thought we were fleeing a dictatorship.

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A dictatorship is what you deserve.

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How is destroying a planetarium
less conspicuous than torture?

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-Go ahead and spin...
-I demanded thumbs!

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No! The human is about to select
door number two!

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[laughs] He chose door number one.
What a larvox!

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It's just a washing machine.

243
00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:42,990
Can we please focus on the problem?

244
00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:46,280
Krel heard the thoughts
of an interplanetary life-form.

245
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,330
And what made you so sure
it was a non-human?

246
00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:51,580
Well, he wasn't thinking
in any human language.

247
00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:54,660
This mud-ball has thousands
of different languages.

248
00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:58,380
You must have picked up a frequency
from a television channel.

249
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,840
-But--
-You will remain aboard the Mothership

250
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,300
for your own protection.

251
00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,510
[groans] This sucks!

252
00:13:04,590 --> 00:13:06,800
Eh? Mother, are you losing air pressure?

253
00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:10,810
It's a human term.
It means "I do not like this situation."

254
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:14,560
The talking box taught Varvatos
a human term as well.

255
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:15,850
"You are grounded."

256
00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:19,020
Varvatos thought it meant
burying someone alive.

257
00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:21,230
-Disappointing.
-[belching]

258
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,320
-[gasps]
-Shh!

259
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,780
-What are you doing?
-Sneaking out.

260
00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:30,080
Emphasis on "sneaking."

261
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,120
Now, let's get definitive proof
we're not alone on this planet.

262
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,910
And how do you plan on doing that?

263
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,170
[Vex bellows]
The word is clearly "pineapple"!

264
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,840
-Idiots!
-Going out? Don't forget your jacket,

265
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:45,170
-or you'll catch a cold!
-Stay there. Do not move.

266
00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:51,100
Varvatos would like to solve.
Five-letter word... "idiot"!

267
00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:54,470
[laughing]
They'll let anyone on this "talk-box."

268
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:58,900
Should have chosen door number two.
It's probably where your IQ was.

269
00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,230
-Any more ideas?
-[Luug purring]

270
00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:02,690
[Vex laughing]

271
00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:04,900
Varvatos loves it!

272
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,650
-[sighs]
-[Luug moans]

273
00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:10,070
[whimpers, purrs]

274
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,620
-[barking]
-[Vex grunting]

275
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:14,330
What are you doing, you filthy animal!

276
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,290
[Krel] Let's go!

277
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,840
[Krel] I'm not picking anything up.

278
00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:27,550
-It's hopeless.
-Let me try!

279
00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:30,090
No, no, no, no.
My invention is very delicate.

280
00:14:30,180 --> 00:14:32,010
-I'll be gentle, little brother.
-[gasps]

281
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,060
-Be careful!
-I am being careful.

282
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,770
Fine, but we need to increase it slowly.

283
00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:38,940
-Like this?
-Not at all like this.

284
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,190
What? No! You're gonna break it!

285
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:44,770
No, no, no, no, relax.
You've got the signal range set too low.

286
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:45,940
We need to increase it

287
00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,780
if we're going to pick up readings
from all over town.

288
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:50,700
-[whirring]
-Lively!

289
00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:53,120
[woman] If he had a good time,
why hasn't he called?

290
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,240
[man] Everyone
wants to test-drive a Vespa,

291
00:14:55,330 --> 00:14:58,660
but do they ever ask the Vespa dealer
if he wants a ride?

292
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,170
[woman] Nobody bought tickets
to my one-woman show.

293
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,540
Is it me? Oh, who else could it be?

294
00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:05,420
[overlapping voices]

295
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,300
-I've never rang the bell!
-I'm living a lie!

296
00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:10,800
[man] I cannot go to Ms. Janeth's
one-woman show.

297
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,470
Then she'll know!

298
00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,600
[Aja] Seklos and Gaylen!

299
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:19,020
[chuckles] Humans think
they are the center of the universe.

300
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,900
They're several million light years away
from that, actually.

301
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:27,190
I mean, all they think about is themselves
and what others might think of them.

302
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,320
She's worried
about what he thinks about her,

303
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,570
and all he's thinking about is what
this other person thinks about him.

304
00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:35,030
Being human is difficult for everyone.

305
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,870
It's even hard for humans.

306
00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:40,120
I never thought of it like that.

307
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:42,420
But you must focus, Aja. Listen.

308
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,960
Remember why we're here.

309
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:52,050
[woman] Enrique used my account
to order socks. Again!

310
00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:54,720
[Eli] Zero hits online
for "Cantaloupian Science Fiction."

311
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,140
[boy] Maybe I should take Darcy
to play laser-tag. Who doesn't love tag?

312
00:15:58,220 --> 00:16:01,430
[voice speaking alien language]

313
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,690
[gasps] It's him! It's him!

314
00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:08,730
It worked for you?
I mean, I'm glad it worked.

315
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,740
[voice] Akiridion...

316
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,990
Tarron... Aja...

317
00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:16,830
Krel...

318
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:19,120
He said our names!

319
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,500
That can't possibly be good.
It must be one of Morando's agents.

320
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,710
[Aja] There's only one way to be sure.

321
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:35,260
Lady Aja, it is clear you are... annoyed.

322
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:38,930
But Varvatos Vex
must remain true to his duty,

323
00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:41,850
which is to protect you
and the King-in-waiting.

324
00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:44,270
[Aja's voice] If you're checking in
to see how I am,

325
00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:46,230
I am satisfactory,

326
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:49,980
and I am studying the three rules
to becoming A-plus human.

327
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,150
I will retire shortly.

328
00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:55,910
[man's voice] Did you say "retire"?
Then retire in style

329
00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:57,950
at the Sarasota Retirement Home.

330
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:04,120
Off Route 66.
Your sunset years can still be golden.

331
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:05,710
[in Aja's voice] Lively!

332
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:09,460
The Commander of the Taylon Phalanx
should not be forced

333
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:12,710
to walk the Earth as a hobbled slorvath.

334
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,760
Eh! Varvatos was meant to slay!

335
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,680
To murder and pillage.

336
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:24,180
Not... babysit.

337
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:28,980
This way.

338
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,940
[voice speaking alien language]

339
00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:36,320
We're close. Morando's agent must be...

340
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,990
[tires screech]

341
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,750
[Aja] ...the golden-haired, lumbering oaf?

342
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,120
This makes no sense.

343
00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:48,330
He was speaking with the Eli.
He must have told him about us.

344
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:51,590
I spoke with the oaf with golden hair
and suspected nothing.

345
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,550
He plays dumb so well.

346
00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:55,670
[Aja] He must be brilliant.

347
00:17:57,630 --> 00:17:59,390
Who's the king? I'm the king!

348
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,310
-Ow!
-[kids gasp]

349
00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:04,020
[gasps] What's new kid doing?

350
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:07,140
-What the...?
-I command you to reveal your true form.

351
00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:10,310
-Do you wanna die, buttsnack?
-What is a "buttsnack"?

352
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,320
[grunts] Hey! No fair!

353
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,280
Just stay still and get pummeled.

354
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,110
Hey! Cut it out, kids!

355
00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:18,070
[whimpers] Oh! I can't not watch!

356
00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:21,120
Ha! Knock him back
to wherever he came from, Steve!

357
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,410
[grunts] Delete your mouth, Seamus.

358
00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:25,200
[growls]

359
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,580
[Steve grunting]

360
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:31,000
Keep still, so I can punch your face!

361
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,590
The helmet was blocking--

362
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:36,550
Oh, no. Krel, it's not him!
I was wrong!

363
00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:38,050
[Aja] He is an idiot!

364
00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:40,720
It seems there's been
a misunderstanding here.

365
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,010
My apologies. You are just an idiot!

366
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:47,270
Oh, yeah? Well, my fist
is gonna misunderstand your face.

367
00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:48,770
Krel! Rule number three!

368
00:18:49,350 --> 00:18:51,400
-[phone clicking]
-Lights out, plebe.

369
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:52,980
-[thumps]
-[Krel] Ugh! Oh!

370
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:54,190
-[gasps]
-Dude!

371
00:18:54,270 --> 00:18:57,320
I'm-- I'm leaking fluid. What is this?

372
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,110
I must be dying. Is this the end?

373
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,320
Not yet.

374
00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:05,910
-[Steve grunts]
-Get away from my little brother,

375
00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:07,000
snackbutt.

376
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,620
-[Steve grunts]
-[girl screams]

377
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:10,420
[gasps]

378
00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:12,830
Whoa!

379
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:17,670
[thinking]
She's like a ninja-kicking angel.

380
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:21,010
I mean, she-- she kicks ninjas,
but she's an angel.

381
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:24,600
[voice speaking alien language]

382
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,680
Oh, no.

383
00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:29,930
-Krel, it's him!
-Who?

384
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:31,100
The burrito bandit!

385
00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:33,060
[Aja] He is the alien!

386
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:34,810
[engine starts]

387
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:38,400
Hey! What about my guacamole?
I paid extra!

388
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:42,360
-[tires screech]
-[man] Whoa! Slow down!

389
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,830
-[thinking] What am I doing?
-[siren wails]

390
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:05,720
[engine roars]

391
00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:11,140
[engine roars]

392
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,270
[truck horn blares]

393
00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:18,070
Aja! Are you...?

394
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,360
[gasps]
I knew you'd break it!

395
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,200
Not the time. He's getting away!

396
00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:29,580
-[tires screech]
-[barking]

397
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:32,830
-Luug? What are you doing here?
-[barking]

398
00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:37,000
-[chuckles]
-[Vex] Stop right there!

399
00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:40,170
Argh!

400
00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:42,630
These feeble human knees!

401
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,590
[tires screeching]

402
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,970
[Vex grunting]

403
00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:49,390
Halt, you steel monster!

404
00:20:49,470 --> 00:20:50,810
[barking]

405
00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:53,600
[Vex groans, bones crack]

406
00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:55,810
-You left the house?
-Did the television break?

407
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:59,320
I left during
what is called "commercials."

408
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,610
Ugh! Being inconspicuous

409
00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:04,490
is painful and exhausting.

410
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,700
-[gasps, whimpers]
-[slippers squeaking]

411
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,200
Halt! By the order of House Tarron!

412
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:12,580
[Vex] Run, you disgraceful coward!

413
00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:17,830
Varvatos Vex will rain glorious death
on all you hold dear!

414
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,040
[growling]

415
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,380
No!

416
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:25,260
[Luug growling]

417
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,090
As the King-in-waiting
of Akiridion-5...

418
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,050
you are under arrest.

419
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:32,470
[gasps] No way!

420
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,520
It really is you, Krel! I knew it!

421
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,980
And... [sighs] you must be Aja.

422
00:21:41,150 --> 00:21:42,360
[click, whirs]

423
00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:48,110
Oh! I am the biggest fan.

424
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,240
OMG. Could I do a little sketch
of you guys?

425
00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,410
Oh, I know, I'm kidding. [chuckles]

426
00:21:53,490 --> 00:21:55,370
[all] Ugh!

427
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:56,330
What the...?

428
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,750
[Alpha] According to the transit logs,

429
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,010
our fortune awaits in the next system.

430
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:08,970
Dead or alive, the royals will be ours.

431
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,800
[beeping]

432
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:14,640
[Omega] There will be no "alive."