1 00:00:01,585 --> 00:00:03,294 Look up 2 00:00:03,295 --> 00:00:04,921 What do you see? 3 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:06,297 Nature and stuff 4 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:07,924 - A stone - And a tree 5 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:09,593 Oh, The Great North 6 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:13,763 {\an8}You can breathe the air up here 7 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,389 Catch fish 8 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:16,892 Or look at a bear 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:21,103 Wow! Oh, The Great North! 10 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,647 This is where we live 11 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:23,731 Here we stay 12 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:24,815 Oh, whoo! 13 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:29,238 From the longest night to the longest day In the great north! 14 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:38,955 It is completed. 15 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,706 He will be satisfied. 16 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,250 Let's give him the tribute. 17 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:45,086 - For our sins... - For our sins. 18 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,254 - I'm sorry. - Come on. 19 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:48,339 We all have to say it at the same time. 20 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,341 - Honor the tribute. - Honor the tribute. 21 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:51,759 - Again? - I'm sorry. 22 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,930 I'm not good at it Saying things at the same time as others. 23 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:56,722 Ok, here we go. 24 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,849 Oh, wait. I forgot my sunglasses. 25 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,059 Oh my God. 26 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,477 It was light when we started 27 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:04,146 and I bought them, because it fits over the mask, 28 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,773 so I wanted to use them. 29 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,942 We have to get out of here, before he comes. 30 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,027 Come on! 31 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:14,992 Stop! My sunglasses fell down. I stepped on it. 32 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,586 The sun rises. 33 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,920 May it begin. 34 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,256 Oh, my God, today is the day. 35 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,842 Today the time has finally come. The day is here. 36 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:34,176 Hell yeah. 37 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,471 Let's get to it! 38 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,433 {\an8}The daily plans are free, Cell phones muted. 39 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,476 {\an8}It's time to leave the world behind us 40 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:45,146 {\an8}and our bottoms on the chairs. 41 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:47,691 {\an8}Board game? More like Tobin coke. 42 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:48,983 {\an8}It's time for a round... 43 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:50,568 {\an8}We have settled! 44 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:52,278 {\an8}Farmer from Hogden. 45 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,238 {\an8}Who is ready to plant vegetables, 46 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,406 {\an8}to cherish 47 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:58,284 {\an8}and, if we're lucky, Harvest vegetables? 48 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,619 {\an8}And... 49 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,831 {\an8}Yesterday fresh from the delivery truck, 50 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:07,376 {\an8}the new expansion pack Horses and hayfields. 51 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,712 {\an8}I can only applaud that. 52 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:10,921 {\an8}Oh, my God. 53 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,715 {\an8}You really want to don't play, honeybee? 54 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,842 {\an8}I want my entire Saturday spend it, 55 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,428 {\an8}the slowest, most complicated game the world to play? 56 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,513 {\an8}I feel a yes. 57 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:22,266 {\an8}This remains, with a lot of love, a “hell no.” 58 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,351 {\an8}I'm not stupid. 59 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:25,853 {\an8}Nothing is stupid about it We have settled: 60 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,981 {\an8}Farmer from Hogden Horses and hayfields,the expansion. 61 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:32,652 {\an8}Unless you swap two sheep for a bale of hay, 62 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,696 {\an8}before you build your well. 63 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,282 {\an8}If someone did that, and I'm not joking, 64 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,117 {\an8}I'll take him to the hospital. 65 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:43,454 {\an8}I will never understand why this family is slowly loving it. 66 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:45,998 {\an8}This game is slower as real arable farming. 67 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,209 Yes! That's what it says on the box. 68 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,836 How did Aunt Dirt manage not having to play? 69 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:51,962 We asked her. 70 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:53,422 I believe her answer was: 71 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,257 "Ha, ha, ha, ha." 72 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,510 Then she said, she would rather go back to the bunker 73 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,928 for another 60 years. 74 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:00,137 I think she's bluffing. 75 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,764 But that remains to be seen. 76 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:04,433 The extension has wooden carrots, 77 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,727 a bag of small plastic grasshoppers... 78 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,105 And another 60 pages of game rules? 79 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,189 Ka-ching! 80 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,692 I'm trying out the new pizza oven, which Wolf ordered on eBay, 81 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,694 than he did the last time drinking with cheesecake was. 82 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,363 What can I say? I love drunken commandments. 83 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,240 I make everyone pizza for lunch, 84 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:20,741 so you don't have to stop, to play. 85 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,576 Yummy, my bitch. 86 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,370 Sorry I called you that. 87 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,663 I love and respect you. 88 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,374 I want something crazy on it. 89 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:32,294 How about... extra cheese? 90 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,965 Oh no. Our father went crazy. 91 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,134 The stupid chair. It's always wobbling. 92 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,136 I'm sorry, Judy. I'll fix it soon. 93 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,304 I still make copies of it 94 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,723 for my 10 point stress test, so... 95 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:45,933 No problem, Judy. 96 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:48,979 This one leg only needs to be an inch longer. 97 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:51,313 Boom. 98 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:52,524 Try it now. 99 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,191 Fits. 100 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,944 My butt feels safe again. Thank you, Honeybee. 101 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,572 That's a honeyed shortcut. 102 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,282 That's what I always call it for fun 103 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,033 all quick solutions from Honeybee. 104 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,578 You are welcome to use it. I hope it spreads. 105 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,164 That might hold now, 106 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:10,416 but sometime in the future 107 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,251 I have to drink coffee on the go again. 108 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,752 Ok, I understand that, Beef, 109 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,921 but I like to solve problems immediately. 110 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:19,341 You're welcome later try your slow beef style. 111 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:21,677 - Deal. - I'll start my day. 112 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,387 Have fun with yours imaginary wheat fields. 113 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:27,058 They are hayfields. You must be embarrassed. 114 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:28,726 Absolutely not. 115 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,561 Is there anything more exciting 116 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:33,522 than eight to nine hours long to settle his land? 117 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:37,235 Ok, someone is planning a quick game. 118 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,196 Life is like a tanning bed 119 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,157 Warm and bright And then you're dead 120 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,657 Suns... 121 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:44,743 What's going on here? 122 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:48,454 Hey, Honeybee. 123 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,747 Yes, it's bad. 124 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,749 The worst accident that I've seen for years. 125 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,250 Twelve dead... 126 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,836 - ...mannequins. - Why did you take the break? 127 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:58,756 It was a boring day. I'm just trying to have some fun. 128 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,758 You should go to the mall, 129 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,259 but there are no survivors. 130 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,553 How long does it take until the street is cleared? 131 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,680 Legally speaking can we remove the dolls first, 132 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,599 when we are their closest relatives have informed, 133 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,976 and that's what I mean the owners of the department stores. 134 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,853 But I'm doing my best. 135 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,232 Damned. That is, she takes a nap in the car. 136 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,194 FIRE PROTECTION ROUTE KEEP CLEAR 137 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:22,696 Via the fire protection route I could avoid all of this. 138 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,950 And the cones look very mobile. 139 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:29,912 Hey, put the cones back. 140 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,121 You are not allowed to use the street. 141 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,999 It's nothing. Looks a bit bumpy but I can do it. 142 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,668 You fool. 143 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,671 You're making him angry. You will be cursed. 144 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,673 He will come for you! 145 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,007 Goodbye, Vera! 146 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,927 She's so grumpy it's hilarious. 147 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,188 Man, what the hell was that? 148 00:05:57,649 --> 00:06:00,026 I hope that wasn't important to anyone. 149 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,497 Now I draw five floor cards 150 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:16,251 and let my vegetables grow five rounds. 151 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:20,005 This game is... fun. 152 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,513 What the... Is anyone there? 153 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,600 Just so you know, I have a house full of white people 154 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,977 and they love the forest. 155 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:38,439 - Hello? - He will come for you. 156 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,858 Damn Vera. haunts me with their scary words. 157 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,236 She will become a good spirit someday. 158 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,615 Oh no! I'm burning. 159 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:52,328 Anyone want some corn? plant by my night barn? 160 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:53,996 That will cost you a woman. 161 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:57,542 Okay, Moon. Your pizza with gummy worms, Hot dogs and pepperoni is ready. 162 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,711 I'm not complaining, I'm just curious 163 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:04,548 but is there a reason why that Tastes like lighter fluid? 164 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:07,677 Yes. I used lighters, so that the pizza oven starts faster. 165 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,762 I know you don't like her, Beef. 166 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,347 In my opinion 167 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:13,474 it's cheating to use them. 168 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,184 A honeyed shortcut. 169 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,144 Yes, it is used. 170 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,356 From one person, my brother. 171 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,858 Tastes like the gas station. 172 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:23,734 OK. 173 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,903 I don't want myself here infect with boredom, 174 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,323 so I grab a coffee at Maude's. 175 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,416 What the hell? 176 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:43,712 That's it. 177 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,005 I think it was Vera. 178 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:48,550 She would sharpen a stick, to stab him in my tire. 179 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:51,011 It wasn't sharpened. It was gnawed on. 180 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,221 Vera doesn't do that. 181 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,932 She leaves her nephew Randall do everything with your teeth. 182 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,017 And he's in prison. Do you have any other enemies? 183 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,310 No. 184 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,187 I mean, I have a weird wooden thing 185 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,690 bypassed on the fire protection route. 186 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:05,025 It fell into the river. So maybe its owner? 187 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,902 Wood on the fire protection route? 188 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,904 The tribute. I have to let the council know. 189 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,906 - What? - Nothing. 190 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,825 It's free. Just go. 191 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,243 - Are you sure? - Yes. 192 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:17,163 Please go away from my property. Go. 193 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,873 OK. See you next week at book club? 194 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:23,962 I foundBridges of Madison County 2: Overpasseswas pretty good. 195 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:28,507 And since I can't give you land, 196 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,218 I have to draw a map. 197 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,805 And go. 198 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:35,806 Three hectares. 199 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,308 - Craziness. - What? 200 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:41,353 There's probably a new dairy farmer. 201 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,106 ALL DAY 202 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:45,607 Honor the tribute. 203 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:48,694 Damn, Lisa Vanderpump still has a swan? 204 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,989 This will be the mini hippos didn't like it. 205 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:56,745 What? 206 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,250 Hello? 207 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,881 There are two toilets. Use the other one. 208 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,429 If you are a murderer, you have to tell me. 209 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,686 Maude! Someone... 210 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,317 This is the part of the horror movie where you don't ask any more questions, 211 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,736 but starts running. 212 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:32,864 OK. 213 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,826 Come on, wolf. Please answer. 214 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,327 -Hello? - Hey, wolf. 215 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,829 - Something strange is happening. - Little joke. Repeat after... 216 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,165 Every time. 217 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:44,626 What is that? 218 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,461 God. Oh no. You found me. Vera must have cursed me. 219 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,797 I'm damned! 220 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,927 God! Oh no! 221 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:02,560 And I'll take a mud token. 222 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,561 Damned! 223 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,063 - Something is chasing me! - What? 224 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,481 - I took a shortcut. - Honey sweetness! 225 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,358 Yes! This morning I took a shortcut over a forest path, 226 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,984 even though Vera shouted at me not to do it. 227 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,946 She said a curse would come upon me, and now something is after me! 228 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,489 Some kind of Freddy Krueger or Jason 229 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,199 - or Michael Myers... - The Love Guru? 230 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,617 No, but he's a monster too. 231 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,537 Whatever it is, it was on my car and will surely kill us all. 232 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,164 Are you really still playing this game? 233 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,250 Technically speaking we haven't even started. 234 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:29,128 - We're still dividing resources... - Oh, my God! 235 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,213 Wait, which forest path did you take? 236 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,173 The fire protection route by the river. 237 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,926 I may have too knocked over a strange wooden thing, 238 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,804 - and it fell into the river and... - Jesus. The tribute. 239 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,931 - Honor the tribute! - Honor the tribute. 240 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:43,559 - Honor the tribute. - Honor the tribute. 241 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:47,063 Why does everyone say that? Why am I out of Fresno? 242 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,441 Oh, my God, that noise. 243 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:52,901 I would recognize that anywhere. 244 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,237 The clacking of razor-sharp claws. 245 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:57,072 - He's on the roof! - Who? 246 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,407 What the hell is happening here? 247 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,577 what happened that the terror you have unleashed 248 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,120 is worse than any horror, 249 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:07,082 himself John Krasinski could think up. 250 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,168 Wh... What... What is it? 251 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,338 It's Steven Muttereffing Beaver. 252 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,048 Sorry, who? 253 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,718 Lights off. 254 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,469 Stay calm. 255 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,096 And prepare for death. 256 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,182 We have a Code Fuchsia, folks. 257 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,060 An angry beaver, and this is not an exercise. 258 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:38,906 Stop. You say, that beaver is mad at me in particular, 259 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,241 because I have a stupid pile of wood drove around? 260 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,451 Babe, I love you, 261 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,785 but honor the tribute. 262 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,078 Honor the tribute. 263 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:48,373 OK. Someone should explain to me why everyone talks about a tribute. 264 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,209 I'll tell you the story. 265 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,045 The Beaver feud is as old as Lone Moose. 266 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,715 {\an8}It began in the old days, than the stupid settlers 267 00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,886 {\an8}Steven's great-great-great-great-great-grandfather Phineus Beaver angered. 268 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:05,307 A few drunk guys were too lazy to cut down trees back then... 269 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,516 Shame on them. 270 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,310 ...stole the wood from his dam 271 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,729 and built with it the original town hall. 272 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,149 So Phineus stole it back, 273 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,360 and the first town hall fell over Mayor Pecan. 274 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,238 But his bloodlust was not breastfed yet. 275 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,740 Phineus then directed his anger on the whole city. 276 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,369 What a beautiful one and perfect day on the river. 277 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,453 No, stop. I was wrong. 278 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,705 I'm dying. 279 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,165 Lone Moose had created a monster. 280 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,584 What are you doing here, little one? 281 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,836 You are not a letter. 282 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,005 Why didn't they kill him? 283 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,298 You tried. 284 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:44,346 Myrtle Jones has Phineus' son Herbert Biber shot in the spring of 1915. 285 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,014 But Herbert not only survived, 286 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:49,601 he came with his whole colony, to get back at Myrtle. 287 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,603 {\an8}REST IN PEACE MYRTLE JONES Murdered by a beaver 288 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,690 From then on, the feud only intensified. 289 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,943 But then, a few years ago, 290 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:01,446 had inspired Mayor Peppers from the disgraced predecessor, 291 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,990 a great idea. 292 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,199 Bribery. 293 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,284 Then we went back to the one, 294 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,078 what had sparked the feud. Wood. 295 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:11,707 A wooden tribute with all of the beaver’s favorite flavors. 296 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,959 Aspen, spruce, willow. 297 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,585 You forgot poplars. 298 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:18,297 Oh, my God, forgot! poplars. 299 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:22,467 It was an all-you-can-eat buffet for beavers, and it worked. 300 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,304 And the Lone Moose Beaver Council was founded, 301 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,556 to be sure that a tribute is paid every year. 302 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,891 But now this peace is over. 303 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:33,145 Oh, no. And all because of me. 304 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,063 Stop. Why is it so quiet? 305 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,524 Where did he go? 306 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,526 Where is he? 307 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,489 Monster! 308 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,783 Oh, my God, the little rat creature 309 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,493 has a tree drop on our house? 310 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,578 What does he want? 311 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:50,787 Revenge. 312 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,040 But deep down there is definitely love. 313 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,875 That 30-pound rodent out there 314 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:58,170 is a merciless, hyper-intelligent, flat-tailed rage monster, 315 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,131 that never forgets a grudge or forgive. 316 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,467 OK, stay down and grab a gun. 317 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,677 Whatever you can... 318 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,599 Get him off me! Disgusting! 319 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,060 Beaver spit! Disgusting. 320 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,519 I think I swallowed some. 321 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,438 - Close your mouth, Ham. - I can not! 322 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,607 I'm too surprised. 323 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,652 Everyone in the panic room! 324 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,655 Is everyone okay? 325 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,824 No. I was bitten. 326 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,035 - Oh no. Where? - Here. Do you see? 327 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,330 Oh well. This is probably just old scab. 328 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:36,708 But a large amount of Steven's spit ended up in my mouth, 329 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,962 and I think I'm becoming a beaver. 330 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:44,508 - I feel it. - Ham, that's not how beavers come into being. 331 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,634 You don't know that, Judy. 332 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,677 You haven't seen what I saw. 333 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:50,013 We definitely should chain outside, 334 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,223 just to be safe. 335 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,641 We can't go out now. 336 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:53,934 Steven is still here. 337 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,644 I can smell him through the door. 338 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,979 Yes. That's a smelly beaver. 339 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,231 Don't say... 340 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,067 What? I have never smelled a beaver that was so bad. 341 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,362 A very distinct smell. 342 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,613 What's so funny? 343 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,406 Guys, concentration. What's the plan? 344 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,908 We tell the council what happened? 345 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,035 {\an8}- You solve the Steven problem? - We can try. 346 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,121 {\an8}But they argue most of the year, 347 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,206 {\an8}who the snacks to bring to the meetings. 348 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,834 They couldn't even prevent that you avoid the tribute. 349 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,212 Half of her plan is based on traffic cones. 350 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,214 Why are we barricaded here? 351 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,133 The door doesn't protect us for long. 352 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,051 - The bastard can bite. - If we survive, 353 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:31,179 I do everything slowly, boring kind like you. 354 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,973 No. Don't do that. 355 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,349 I love the honeyed shortcuts. 356 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,017 Yes, they are really cool. 357 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,561 Wait, seriously? 358 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,146 Don't you hate my quick fixes? 359 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,272 They are inspiring. 360 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,524 I wish I could do less ruminate about things. 361 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,025 You said it. 362 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,278 I'm a big fan of quiet contemplation, 363 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,490 but sometimes something else is needed. 364 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,366 Like right now. 365 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,450 Yes, like now. 366 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:55,036 So if someone has a honeyed abbreviation, it says. 367 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,289 Understood. 368 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,708 I know. Let me become a beaver, 369 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,334 Marry Steven and ruin his life 370 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,461 with decades of passive aggression. 371 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,422 Or we get him into a new hobby, 372 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,674 like brewing beer or pickleball. 373 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,801 - Me too. - Always wanted to learn. 374 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,386 I know it. We do what I Moon 375 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,430 heard you playing your stupid game. 376 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,724 - What have I done? - You flooded your country 377 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,559 and thus destroyed Wolf's pig pastures. 378 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,019 Yes. 379 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,228 We do that. 380 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,980 We do the beaver to someone else's problem, 381 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,899 by our dam send down the river... 382 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,318 To the worst city in the world, Ted's Folly. 383 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,237 {\an8}Yes, Steven Biber and Ted's Folly deserve each other. 384 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:33,868 Okay, let's get rid of the b-hole. 385 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,084 OK. He's almost through. Does everyone know what they are doing? 386 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,503 Yes. I'll stay here, become a beaver 387 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,839 and will surely eat my whole family. 388 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,258 Ok, but does everyone else know what they're doing? 389 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,469 Yes. 390 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,596 Distractions, go. 391 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,104 Hey, Steve. Here, you toothy old fart! 392 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,775 He is coming! 393 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,027 Time to go. Beef, take the matches. 394 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,946 {\an8}- Got it. - And the lighter. 395 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,614 Stop acting like a beaver, 396 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,366 and pass me the old homework. 397 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,534 - They're good for lighting. - Naturally. 398 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,873 Forgiveness. I only have so much appetite on wood since I was a beaver. 399 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,920 {\an8}That's Biberisch for "good luck". 400 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,672 Step one, load the van with wood. 401 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,175 I have the right thing. 402 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:36,763 Holy John Carpenter, Judy's Chairs. 403 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:39,182 Twenty-seven exact copies her chair, 404 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,976 to test different fixes. 405 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,686 Why don't you build a new chair? 406 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,063 I told you I'm not a normal person. 407 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,524 I have a saying for that. I'll save it for later. 408 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,610 Let's charge them. The council is on the way. 409 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,822 How much longer do we have to walk? 410 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:56,117 Until we smoke see rising from the dam. 411 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,659 Honeybee said this is our sign. 412 00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,036 Phew! I'm getting tired. 413 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,080 I wish I wore the pants, that I invented, 414 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,873 which can hold up to 20 bottles of Gatorade. 415 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,376 Yes. I have me made fun of your gym shorts, 416 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,504 but now I'm standing there like an idiot. 417 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,925 - Wolf! - Oh no. Wolf! 418 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,179 I hear you have a plan 419 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,764 to get rid of that nasty beaver. 420 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,890 Yes, we just need help with that 421 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,809 these chairs to pile up on Steven's dam. 422 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:26,146 Ok, but first I have to take attendance for the Council. 423 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,480 -Vera. - Oh my God. 424 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,732 Start building, Roy. 425 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,193 My notes are then incomplete. 426 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,700 Step two. 427 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,912 Let's use these lighters, to end it. On your positions! 428 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,126 Damn you. 429 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,921 Burn, baby, burn! 430 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,425 The smoke. That is our signal. 431 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,718 No no no. 432 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,054 And here we go. 433 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,101 Beaver is coming! 434 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,103 Come on, come on. 435 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,939 Take the bait, you big-toothed bastard! 436 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,780 Hey! Steve! I'm in your house. 437 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,287 So beautiful. 438 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,622 I have to go to Burning Man. 439 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,375 Chainsaws, go! 440 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,223 Here. I got you brought a blanket and a coffee, 441 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,767 just like in the movie when a woman 442 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,727 - has been through a lot. - Thanks. 443 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,354 I can hardly believe it's over. 444 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,190 The beaver does not have our lives or taken the house, 445 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,733 but he had my whole evening, 446 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,943 and that's not right. 447 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,695 You managed. We are safe. 448 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,738 - Steven is gone. - For now. 449 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,156 - For now? - For now. 450 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,533 - For now. - And everything that was necessary, 451 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,244 was incredible violence and minimal thought. 452 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,912 This is the Honeybee way. 453 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,332 Is this the lesson here? 454 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,001 Again? I? Is my butt too pointy? 455 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,755 The leg is probably a little loose, but... 456 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,471 There. We can now rebuild our country 457 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,806 and continue to settle? 458 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:28,268 You know what? I'll try the stupid game. 459 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,978 Something slow might be nice. 460 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,688 Yes! Ok, first thing 461 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,398 you have to choose your favorite mineral. 462 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,068 I'll get you the Mineral Guide. 463 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:37,861 This is fun. 464 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,612 Stop, stop. No. I changed my mind. 465 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,906 - That's too crazy for me. - Too late, babe. 466 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,825 You're there now. 467 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,453 WELCOME TO TED'S FOLLY "BETTER THAN LONE MOOSE" 468 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:47,997 {\an8}MAYOR TED FOLLYS HOUSE 469 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,000 Yes, that's a big one. 470 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,669 Damned! A tree trunk? 471 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,465 Oh no! No! 472 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,843 THE END? 473 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,873 {\an8}Subtitles by: Lisa Marie Cavanary