1 00:00:00,257 --> 00:00:01,668 Every story has a beginning. 2 00:00:01,836 --> 00:00:04,087 We were just an ordinary family until... 3 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:06,548 - Hold on! - Oh, my God! 4 00:00:08,517 --> 00:00:10,969 Something extraordinary has happened. 5 00:00:11,137 --> 00:00:14,222 You can jump just over a quarter mile, can lift 11,000 pounds. 6 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,595 I'm fast. 7 00:00:17,328 --> 00:00:18,977 I can hear people's thoughts. 8 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:21,813 - I've got a super-brain. - I can finally make a difference. 9 00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:24,033 With your new access to Dr. Powell, 10 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:26,970 you should be able to learn exactly what she's been keeping from me. 11 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:28,603 You've been trying to read my mind? 12 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:31,489 - I won't tell anybody what I saw! - I know you won't. 13 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:33,992 You don't seem to remember anything that's happened. 14 00:00:36,334 --> 00:00:39,043 Daphne, you don't remember about the plane crash? 15 00:00:39,168 --> 00:00:41,675 Brazil? Our superpowers? 16 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,335 Superpowers? 17 00:00:44,168 --> 00:00:48,403 I'm sure there's a simple psychological explanation for her gap in knowledge. 18 00:00:48,528 --> 00:00:52,260 This is such a waste of time. Why don't we just show her what we can do already? 19 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:55,688 All right. Uh... 20 00:00:57,994 --> 00:00:59,014 Hold on. 21 00:01:02,493 --> 00:01:04,356 Okay. Put me down now, please. 22 00:01:04,613 --> 00:01:05,543 Please. 23 00:01:07,585 --> 00:01:09,903 That's not gonna do it, hon. Wait right here. 24 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:14,594 Here's water, in case you're thirsty. 25 00:01:14,719 --> 00:01:17,319 I know you're struggling to reconcile cognitive reality 26 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:20,787 with the illogical supposition that our family has metamorphosed into 27 00:01:20,912 --> 00:01:23,895 for lack of a less-familiar trope... Superheroes. 28 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:26,795 - You, too? - I have my moments. 29 00:01:26,963 --> 00:01:30,090 Listen, Daphne... You have a superpower, too. 30 00:01:30,387 --> 00:01:32,258 A really amazing one. 31 00:01:33,073 --> 00:01:35,679 I have an idea. Here. Give me your hands. 32 00:01:37,849 --> 00:01:39,197 Come here. 33 00:01:46,950 --> 00:01:48,744 Come on, Daphne. Do it. 34 00:02:06,623 --> 00:02:08,099 Oh, my god. 35 00:02:08,436 --> 00:02:10,755 I have superpowers. 36 00:02:15,337 --> 00:02:18,789 Jim, it's your friendly neighborhood sidekick, and I got news for you. 37 00:02:18,914 --> 00:02:22,009 Listen, a painting got stolen last night from the lindenberg museum of art. 38 00:02:22,134 --> 00:02:25,103 Last night? Why didn't you tell me about it sooner, 39 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:27,870 while the heist was in progress? 40 00:02:27,995 --> 00:02:31,102 Because I didn't know about it till the guy got away. I don't get it. 41 00:02:31,227 --> 00:02:33,738 The piece this guy stole looks like my nephew finger-painted 42 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:36,781 - it before he took his nap. - Why are you telling me about this now? 43 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:39,243 Because I ran a search on the price tag of this thing. 44 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:42,078 They're estimating the value to be $8 million. 45 00:02:42,443 --> 00:02:45,206 That's the kind of numbers a superhero like yourself should be aware of. 46 00:02:51,631 --> 00:02:53,965 Stay behind the yellow lines. I told you a thousand times. 47 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:54,924 Gotta go. 48 00:03:02,126 --> 00:03:04,544 - You just saved my life. - Are you all right? 49 00:03:04,669 --> 00:03:07,312 - Yeah. Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 50 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,619 What's your name? 51 00:03:08,744 --> 00:03:10,492 Doesn't matter. As long as you're okay... 52 00:03:10,617 --> 00:03:12,969 No, look. When I tell my wife what happened to me today, 53 00:03:13,094 --> 00:03:15,695 she's gonna wanna know the name of the man who saved my life. 54 00:03:16,089 --> 00:03:17,001 Please. 55 00:03:18,091 --> 00:03:19,491 Jim. Jim Powell. 56 00:03:19,659 --> 00:03:22,327 Jim, I'm Dave Cotten. Thank you so much. 57 00:03:22,495 --> 00:03:23,703 It's fine. 58 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:28,250 And so Daphne downloaded a host of extrasensory images, 59 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,753 - and now she's completely caught up. - Okay, that's fascinating. 60 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:34,230 I attribute it to the stress of the past couple months 61 00:03:34,355 --> 00:03:37,248 coupled with the natural hormonal imbalance of a teenaged girl. 62 00:03:37,496 --> 00:03:39,986 I can relate, and I'm practically an adult. 63 00:03:43,075 --> 00:03:44,891 Katie, what do you mean, "practically"? 64 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:48,728 I'm just not sure that I technically qualify. 65 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:49,896 What? 66 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:52,794 Okay, so have you ever had somebody look at you, 67 00:03:52,919 --> 00:03:56,152 and it's like they are looking directly into your prefrontal cortex? 68 00:03:57,763 --> 00:03:59,843 Katie, you're in love. 69 00:03:59,968 --> 00:04:01,574 That's a valid diagnosis. 70 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:05,763 I do have all of the classic symptoms. Anxiety, uneasiness, dread. 71 00:04:05,888 --> 00:04:08,336 That's not how you're supposed to feel when you're in love. 72 00:04:08,461 --> 00:04:11,421 In my case, it is, because love leads to commitment, 73 00:04:11,546 --> 00:04:14,786 and commitment leads to intimacy, and intimacy... 74 00:04:15,934 --> 00:04:19,801 Has... Proven to be somewhat unchartered territory. 75 00:04:23,724 --> 00:04:26,349 Katie, are you saying that you're still a... 76 00:04:28,966 --> 00:04:30,759 Okay, so back in high school, 77 00:04:30,884 --> 00:04:33,810 I decided that I was gonna wait for the one, 78 00:04:33,935 --> 00:04:37,652 like Morpheus waited for Neo in The Matrix, but with sexual relations. 79 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,918 I waited so long for him, 80 00:04:40,043 --> 00:04:42,296 that at some point, I just... 81 00:04:42,421 --> 00:04:44,742 Never quite stopped waiting, 82 00:04:46,296 --> 00:04:49,122 and I'm not really sure how to explain that to Joshua. 83 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:52,773 I'm sure if he feels the same way about you, he won't care a bit. 84 00:04:56,469 --> 00:04:58,870 You guys relax. I'll get it. 85 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:02,454 Hold on. I'm coming. 86 00:05:03,888 --> 00:05:05,805 - Jim. - Dave? 87 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,050 Thank you so much! 88 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:11,872 It's really okay. I really didn't do anything. 89 00:05:11,997 --> 00:05:14,480 I told you he'd say that. This is my wife Michelle. 90 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,008 - Hi. - And our children Chloe and Troy. 91 00:05:17,133 --> 00:05:19,495 - Come on in. - They really wanted to meet you. 92 00:05:22,198 --> 00:05:24,066 - Hi. I'm Dave. - Hi. 93 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:26,256 Sorry for interrupting your family's evening. 94 00:05:26,381 --> 00:05:27,842 And this is my family. 95 00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:31,164 This is my wife Stephanie, Daphne, and J.J. 96 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:33,456 You must be so proud of him. 97 00:05:34,239 --> 00:05:35,376 We are. 98 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:39,047 - We just don't know why you are. - What, you didn't tell her? 99 00:05:39,215 --> 00:05:41,132 Heroic and humble. 100 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,900 You'd think you save somebody's life every day. 101 00:05:44,108 --> 00:05:46,272 "Every day" would be an exaggeration. 102 00:05:46,397 --> 00:05:49,483 Listen, I'm not very good at cooking, but I'm very good at eating, 103 00:05:49,608 --> 00:05:51,684 and Dave here can grill the hell out of anything. 104 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:55,355 We would love it if you would all come to our house tomorrow for a barbecue. 105 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,982 Please. It is the least that we can do to thank the man 106 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:01,150 - who saved my husband's life - That's really kind of you, but 107 00:06:01,275 --> 00:06:04,822 - we're gonna have to say... - Of course. We would love to. 108 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:08,009 What were you thinking? We can't have dinner with these people. 109 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:09,153 Why not? 110 00:06:09,876 --> 00:06:13,649 Ever since we got these powers, we don't hang out with other families. 111 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,863 All we do is isolate ourselves. 112 00:06:15,988 --> 00:06:19,728 We spend our evenings having hushed conversations about supervillains 113 00:06:19,853 --> 00:06:22,679 and trading comic book references with George and Katie. 114 00:06:22,804 --> 00:06:26,116 Wouldn't it be nice, for one night, to spend it as a normal family, 115 00:06:26,241 --> 00:06:29,799 with a normal family, doing the things that normal families do? 116 00:06:29,924 --> 00:06:31,933 What if they ask normal questions, 117 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:35,090 like, how did you dent the bus and not the other way around? 118 00:06:35,215 --> 00:06:38,690 Then we just laugh at the crazy notion of a man being more powerful than a bus, 119 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:41,109 just like we would have three months ago. 120 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,030 Hello, George. 121 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,560 Remember when you told me to call you 122 00:06:47,685 --> 00:06:49,534 the next time one of those paintings were being stolen? 123 00:06:49,702 --> 00:06:52,365 Consider this that call. Silent alarm was tripped. 124 00:06:52,490 --> 00:06:53,871 County museum. Now. 125 00:07:19,077 --> 00:07:21,475 Put the painting down and no one will get hurt. 126 00:07:31,812 --> 00:07:33,982 Subtitles by No Ordinary People Team 127 00:07:34,107 --> 00:07:37,190 arlion, BelXander and etig 128 00:07:37,315 --> 00:07:41,245 U-Sub.net 129 00:07:48,678 --> 00:07:50,438 This guy was a total pro. 130 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,414 He was like James Bond. 131 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:54,475 That analogy doesn't work. Bond was a good guy. 132 00:07:54,643 --> 00:07:55,826 But at least... 133 00:07:56,331 --> 00:07:58,812 At least you stopped him from stealing a really expensive painting. 134 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,307 Not before I let him get away. 135 00:08:00,432 --> 00:08:02,516 But the cops lifted a boot print from the scene. 136 00:08:02,641 --> 00:08:05,078 As soon as you clock out of here, we can go check that out. 137 00:08:05,203 --> 00:08:08,280 I can't do it. The guy I saved from the bus yesterday. 138 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:10,593 He invited me and my family over for a barbecue. 139 00:08:10,718 --> 00:08:12,254 Kind of a thank-you thing. 140 00:08:12,379 --> 00:08:14,504 Wait. You're choosing burgers in the suburbs 141 00:08:14,629 --> 00:08:16,497 over fighting the bad-guy version of Bond? 142 00:08:18,326 --> 00:08:20,050 Where are your priorities? 143 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:23,670 The 16th? 144 00:08:27,717 --> 00:08:29,865 They both... Had good qualities. 145 00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:32,662 It's not like you have to impress these people. 146 00:08:33,385 --> 00:08:36,060 - I already saved the guy's life. - I know. 147 00:08:36,704 --> 00:08:37,864 It's just... 148 00:08:38,379 --> 00:08:41,217 There's something about Michelle that I felt like I could relate to. 149 00:08:41,342 --> 00:08:43,232 It just feels like a long time since I've 150 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,870 had someone to hang out with that's like me. 151 00:08:47,465 --> 00:08:49,196 Okay, okay. I get it. 152 00:08:49,364 --> 00:08:51,808 Would you relax? You look beautiful. 153 00:08:51,933 --> 00:08:52,824 Thank you. 154 00:08:59,450 --> 00:09:02,592 Honey? Have you seen my journal? 155 00:09:02,948 --> 00:09:06,129 The red leather one? The one that I write everything down in about our powers? 156 00:09:06,297 --> 00:09:08,250 Honey, stop worrying. 157 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:11,539 Something like that doesn't just get up and walk away, 158 00:09:14,064 --> 00:09:16,181 - Sorry it took so long. - Can I get you another? 159 00:09:16,549 --> 00:09:18,495 What did you call that drink again? 160 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:22,405 This is the most popular cocktail at the Star Wars cantina. 161 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:26,191 On Tatooine, it is pronounced "doka-bo." 162 00:09:27,706 --> 00:09:28,527 What? 163 00:09:28,695 --> 00:09:31,697 It's just you, how funny and beautiful you are. 164 00:09:33,220 --> 00:09:35,410 What you bring to my life, Katie. 165 00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:39,306 I can't believe how much it's changed since you fell into it. 166 00:09:39,431 --> 00:09:41,304 I'm so lucky to have found you. 167 00:09:46,766 --> 00:09:49,492 Joshua, I need to talk to you about something. 168 00:09:49,617 --> 00:09:50,677 All right. 169 00:09:50,802 --> 00:09:52,708 But it's kind of a tricky topic. 170 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:55,423 - You can tell me anything. - Can I? 171 00:09:56,017 --> 00:09:58,432 Because I have a tendency to overshare and it can 172 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,375 sometimes be off-putting to those I seek intercourse with... 173 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,167 discourse with. 174 00:10:03,292 --> 00:10:05,303 Katie, what are you trying to say? 175 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:07,760 Okay. 176 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,503 The truth is... 177 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,777 That this drink originated in Alderaan, 178 00:10:16,902 --> 00:10:19,631 not Tatooine, and it's a little-known fact. 179 00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:27,213 We are so glad that you and your family could join us. 180 00:10:27,823 --> 00:10:28,823 Me too. 181 00:10:28,948 --> 00:10:31,381 We've been kinda stuck in our own little groove lately. 182 00:10:31,806 --> 00:10:33,565 Dave's job keeps us moving. 183 00:10:33,690 --> 00:10:35,761 First Boston, then Seattle, and now here. 184 00:10:36,092 --> 00:10:38,801 Sometimes I feel like i'm missing out on friendships 185 00:10:38,926 --> 00:10:40,802 because life is moving so fast. 186 00:10:41,506 --> 00:10:43,101 I completely understand. 187 00:10:43,269 --> 00:10:46,396 Sometimes you need someone to talk to besides your kids and your husband. 188 00:10:46,564 --> 00:10:49,149 - About your kids and your husband. - Right. 189 00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:51,234 I think we're gonna need some more charcoal. 190 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:56,876 - Here. Let me. - You're my guest. You don't have to. 191 00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:58,575 It's no problem, really. 192 00:11:00,822 --> 00:11:02,332 You buy in bulk, don't you? 193 00:11:02,457 --> 00:11:04,890 These things were a lot lighter when I was younger. 194 00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:07,122 Come on. I just need a little bit. Got it? 195 00:11:08,926 --> 00:11:09,878 Sweet watch. 196 00:11:10,046 --> 00:11:12,315 It's my birthday present from Michelle last year. 197 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,716 I asked her not to tell me how much she paid for it. 198 00:11:15,819 --> 00:11:17,838 - Do you play? - You know, 199 00:11:17,963 --> 00:11:20,639 used to, not much anymore. I'm busy setting up systems. 200 00:11:20,807 --> 00:11:23,486 Yeah, when I was in art school, I was in a band. 201 00:11:23,611 --> 00:11:25,766 - Really? What kind of music? - It was a... 202 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:28,438 Hair band. 203 00:11:28,936 --> 00:11:30,148 - No. - Yeah. 204 00:11:32,193 --> 00:11:35,116 Swiss psychologist carl jung believes that intuition 205 00:11:35,241 --> 00:11:38,240 is simply explained as perception via the unconscious mind. 206 00:11:39,409 --> 00:11:41,680 That's a very bright boy you have there. 207 00:11:43,627 --> 00:11:46,665 A big day for Chloe and Troy tomorrow. Starting high school, right? 208 00:11:47,027 --> 00:11:49,594 We always hate to do that to them every time we move, 209 00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:52,666 - but they always seem to adjust. - Speak for yourself. 210 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:58,635 Daphne, you and J.J. need to offer to show Chloe and Troy around the school. 211 00:12:01,598 --> 00:12:03,181 Daphne Nicole, do you hear me? 212 00:12:05,502 --> 00:12:06,727 If you want, 213 00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:09,855 J.J. and I can show you around the school tomorrow. 214 00:12:10,023 --> 00:12:10,897 Yeah. 215 00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:12,524 - Cool. - That is so nice. 216 00:12:14,273 --> 00:12:15,789 How about a toast? 217 00:12:16,141 --> 00:12:17,571 Here's to new friendships. 218 00:12:17,739 --> 00:12:19,259 New friendships. 219 00:12:21,904 --> 00:12:23,827 Okay, break it down any way you want. 220 00:12:24,133 --> 00:12:26,621 Everybody fits into your basic social archetypes. 221 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:29,921 You have your jocks and your geeks and... 222 00:12:32,513 --> 00:12:34,244 Why are you going to my table? 223 00:12:34,369 --> 00:12:36,605 And the girl who thinks she owns the school. 224 00:12:36,730 --> 00:12:39,538 So basically it's the same as every other high school I've gone to. 225 00:12:39,663 --> 00:12:41,259 I wouldn't sit at Bailey's table. 226 00:12:41,384 --> 00:12:43,806 One thing that I've learned from moving around so much. 227 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:46,785 I don't give a crap what other people think about me. 228 00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:50,979 Bailey Browning. Your current and next student council president. 229 00:12:51,968 --> 00:12:53,398 And this is my table. 230 00:12:54,532 --> 00:12:56,359 Oh, my god. I'm so sorry. 231 00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:59,143 I had no idea I was sitting at the president's table. 232 00:12:59,569 --> 00:13:02,365 Guess you also won the election for being the biggest bitch in school. 233 00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:12,943 - Who would elect her for president? - They don't. 234 00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:14,094 Not really. 235 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:18,133 She just runs unopposed, because nobody wants to go up against her. 236 00:13:18,258 --> 00:13:20,801 You seem like you know how everyone feels around here. You should run. 237 00:13:21,174 --> 00:13:21,968 Me? 238 00:13:22,178 --> 00:13:24,471 Half of politics is knowing what the people want to hear, 239 00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:26,620 and you've totally got that part down. 240 00:13:27,062 --> 00:13:29,017 What's the worst that could happen? 241 00:13:29,185 --> 00:13:31,566 Bailey and her friends could make my life miserable. 242 00:13:31,691 --> 00:13:33,855 Which is different from today how? 243 00:13:35,558 --> 00:13:38,611 Look, you never know what's gonna happen from one day to the next, 244 00:13:38,736 --> 00:13:40,342 so you've gotta ask yourself, 245 00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:43,156 is today the day you thought about doing something... 246 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,534 Or the day you did something? 247 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:49,290 The chem lab's pretty cool, 248 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:52,213 although I was kinda hoping you'd know some girls. 249 00:13:53,544 --> 00:13:54,638 Natalie! 250 00:13:54,955 --> 00:13:56,336 You wanna meet a cool girl? 251 00:13:56,882 --> 00:13:58,463 Nat. This is Troy. 252 00:13:58,631 --> 00:14:00,632 - He's new. - What's up? 253 00:14:02,878 --> 00:14:04,770 I gotta get to class. 254 00:14:05,283 --> 00:14:06,304 Bye, J.J., 255 00:14:06,472 --> 00:14:09,176 and, Troy, nice to meet you. 256 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:12,644 She's hot. 257 00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:16,690 - She's kinda my girlfriend. - Yeah? 258 00:14:17,514 --> 00:14:19,135 Well, not exactly, 259 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,404 but we kissed one time, and since then, I don't know. 260 00:14:22,572 --> 00:14:24,739 It's like she barely notices me. 261 00:14:25,856 --> 00:14:28,681 You're a nice guy, J.J., but, that's your problem. 262 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:30,203 Girls want a bad boy. 263 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,798 No. Natalie's smart. 264 00:14:32,923 --> 00:14:34,833 - She's not like that. - She is like that. 265 00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:36,501 You wanna know why? 266 00:14:36,669 --> 00:14:39,504 Because she's a girl. Doesn't matter how smart she is. 267 00:14:41,611 --> 00:14:42,815 Catch you later. 268 00:14:46,214 --> 00:14:48,314 I had so much fun with the cottens. 269 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,208 It was nice to hang out with a normal family. 270 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,566 She called and asked if I wanted to have a drink tomorrow night. 271 00:14:54,691 --> 00:14:57,669 - I was so glad to hear from her. - Are you sure that's smart? 272 00:14:57,876 --> 00:15:00,901 As we get closer to people, it's gonna make things complicated. 273 00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:03,904 It's not complicated. She's just a wife and a mom... 274 00:15:04,072 --> 00:15:05,238 ... just like me. 275 00:15:07,414 --> 00:15:09,518 - Can I get just more wine? - Please, yes. 276 00:15:42,617 --> 00:15:45,445 - I had a really good time tonight. - Good. 277 00:15:48,026 --> 00:15:49,908 I don't do this very often. 278 00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:52,035 Stand awkwardly in the doorway? 279 00:15:52,513 --> 00:15:55,700 No. I do quite a bit of that, actually. 280 00:15:56,555 --> 00:16:00,043 It's the post-date part of the thing that I don't have oodles of experience in. 281 00:16:03,256 --> 00:16:06,537 This is the part of the evening where I should invite you in for a drink. 282 00:16:06,662 --> 00:16:08,644 - Okay. - Yeah? Okay. 283 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,999 I think that I have got, some... 284 00:16:19,105 --> 00:16:21,389 Juice boxes, so... 285 00:16:33,132 --> 00:16:35,361 Before we do what it is that I think we're gonna do, 286 00:16:36,584 --> 00:16:37,931 you should know that 287 00:16:38,817 --> 00:16:41,919 you're about to boldly go where no man has gone before. 288 00:16:42,385 --> 00:16:43,376 What? 289 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:47,926 I'm a virgin. 290 00:16:51,865 --> 00:16:52,838 Okay. 291 00:16:52,963 --> 00:16:54,990 I've totally freaked you out now, haven't I? 292 00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:57,689 No, it's... 293 00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:02,353 I should. I should go. 294 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,749 Look at you, getting out there, making new friends. 295 00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:20,707 I know. 296 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:24,044 It's been a long time where we like both the husband and the wife. 297 00:17:24,212 --> 00:17:26,421 You guys liked me and Hannah. 298 00:17:27,841 --> 00:17:29,299 You didn't like me and Hannah? 299 00:17:30,104 --> 00:17:31,644 You didn't like you and Hannah. 300 00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:33,845 That's why you got divorced. I'm just saying, 301 00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:36,920 it's nice to meet people where we can talk about normal stuff. 302 00:17:37,045 --> 00:17:39,494 No offense to you. It's just, when we get together, 303 00:17:39,619 --> 00:17:42,647 it's all, "robbery" this and "super" that. 304 00:17:42,772 --> 00:17:45,115 That is not true. We talk about other things. 305 00:17:45,424 --> 00:17:47,912 Okay. What did you come to talk to me about today? 306 00:17:49,079 --> 00:17:50,223 The art heist. 307 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,839 Check this out. In the last two years, 308 00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:55,873 master thieves have also hit museums in Boston and Seattle. 309 00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:58,581 - Boston and Seattle? - Yeah. Why? 310 00:17:59,069 --> 00:18:01,650 Nothing. It's just that before the Cottens lived here, 311 00:18:01,775 --> 00:18:04,348 - they lived in Boston, and before that, - in Seattle? 312 00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:08,588 - And you don't think... - No, I don't think. Why not? 313 00:18:09,211 --> 00:18:10,936 Because Dave's a normal guy. 314 00:18:11,061 --> 00:18:12,391 So were you once! 315 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,793 Maybe you're too invested in the guy as a friend to look at him objectively. 316 00:18:15,918 --> 00:18:17,406 I'm not too invested in Dave. 317 00:18:17,599 --> 00:18:20,391 Really? You saved the guy's life. You played drums in his garage. 318 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,673 Your wives are going out for drinks later tonight. 319 00:18:22,798 --> 00:18:26,604 You guys are a bowl and some bee gees away from a key party. 320 00:18:26,946 --> 00:18:29,922 I'm not saying he's the guy. I'm saying that maybe we should look at. 321 00:18:30,047 --> 00:18:33,113 Keep an eye on him. In the meantime, you need to patrol that museum. 322 00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:36,476 For what? Whoever the thief is, he's already tried and failed. 323 00:18:36,601 --> 00:18:38,847 No. When you get to this level of money, 324 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,981 these guys are on contract. The piece is presold to a buyer. 325 00:18:42,106 --> 00:18:44,541 The thief's not gonna walk away from this kind of cash. 326 00:18:44,851 --> 00:18:47,669 The guy is gonna strike again, and when he does, you need to be ready. 327 00:18:56,617 --> 00:18:58,280 - That's awesome. - Hey, guys. 328 00:18:58,749 --> 00:19:01,239 - Am I interrupting? - What do you mean? 329 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,190 He thinks I'm hitting on you. 330 00:19:03,497 --> 00:19:05,312 That is what you mean, isn't it? 331 00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:09,191 - That's kinda how it looks. - No, he was saying hi. 332 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:11,526 He said hi to me earlier, except without touching my hair 333 00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:13,095 or whispering in my ear. 334 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,280 Are you saying you wish I had done that to you? 335 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,209 Come on, dude. What are you doing? 336 00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:19,993 I know what I was trying to do... 337 00:19:20,307 --> 00:19:23,121 - Until you walked up. - I can take care of myself, J.J. 338 00:19:24,253 --> 00:19:27,274 If you keep dating him, you're gonna have to. 339 00:19:28,858 --> 00:19:31,463 Just back off, Troy, please? 340 00:19:33,686 --> 00:19:35,467 I could, or... 341 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:38,261 you could man up and try to make me. 342 00:19:42,725 --> 00:19:44,684 Yeah, that's what I thought. 343 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,362 Oh, god. I think I'm drunk. 344 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,374 Finally. I cannot believe how much you've had. 345 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:10,270 It is impressive, even for a 300-pound dockworker. 346 00:20:10,395 --> 00:20:11,315 But shh! 347 00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:12,921 I have a secret. 348 00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:16,064 I have a really fast metabolism, 349 00:20:16,189 --> 00:20:18,343 and it works quicklier than other people's. 350 00:20:18,511 --> 00:20:21,096 Quicklier? All right, now you tell me a secret. 351 00:20:21,264 --> 00:20:23,867 Right. Right. Okay... 352 00:20:25,574 --> 00:20:27,223 When I'm driving my car... 353 00:20:27,348 --> 00:20:28,939 Listening to the radio... 354 00:20:29,317 --> 00:20:30,522 I dance my ass off, 355 00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:33,733 and I secretly hope that the people driving by are watching. 356 00:20:34,731 --> 00:20:35,862 - What? - What? 357 00:20:35,987 --> 00:20:38,085 Okay, your turn. You tell another secret. 358 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,057 All right. I have a really big one. 359 00:20:42,182 --> 00:20:42,948 Yeah? 360 00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:44,995 It's a doozy. 361 00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:48,832 - No, I can't tell you. - Come on. 362 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:52,048 But I can show you. 363 00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:53,211 Okay. 364 00:20:53,379 --> 00:20:55,448 Okay. You just wait right here. 365 00:20:58,301 --> 00:21:00,875 Okay. You just... stay. All right. 366 00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:05,572 Don't blink. 367 00:21:06,387 --> 00:21:07,498 No blinking. 368 00:21:08,676 --> 00:21:11,396 I was just getting ready to show Michelle 369 00:21:11,564 --> 00:21:12,903 what I can do. 370 00:21:13,441 --> 00:21:14,733 What you can do? 371 00:21:16,152 --> 00:21:17,963 You're not even making any sense. 372 00:21:18,088 --> 00:21:19,823 I make sense. My zoop. 373 00:21:20,894 --> 00:21:22,313 You've been drinking. 374 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,872 You've been drinking a lot. 375 00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:29,689 - You're superstrong. - All right. 376 00:21:29,814 --> 00:21:31,587 Okay, when she wakes up tomorrow 377 00:21:31,712 --> 00:21:34,586 with a gigantic hangover, tell her that I had a fantastic time. 378 00:21:34,754 --> 00:21:36,053 I sure will. 379 00:21:36,638 --> 00:21:38,057 - Bye. - Bye. 380 00:21:38,421 --> 00:21:40,971 You're superstrong, and I zoop. 381 00:21:41,096 --> 00:21:43,712 And that's why we don't have any friends, 382 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:46,261 because as soon as you start getting close to people, 383 00:21:46,386 --> 00:21:49,779 you want to tell 'em your secrets, and the Powells can't do that. 384 00:21:52,021 --> 00:21:54,397 I'm freezing out here watching this museum... 385 00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:55,890 And hungry, too. 386 00:21:56,319 --> 00:21:59,736 You don't think anyone would ever deliver a pizza to a rooftop, do ya? 387 00:21:59,904 --> 00:22:02,314 - I sympathize. I'm hungry, too. - Really? 388 00:22:02,439 --> 00:22:04,145 What's that chewing sound? 389 00:22:06,217 --> 00:22:07,285 Wait, George. 390 00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:08,662 We got action. 391 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:10,288 I'll save you some leftovers. 392 00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:15,313 Gotcha! 393 00:23:18,574 --> 00:23:19,388 Dave? 394 00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:08,309 There were art heists in the last three cities the cottens lived in. 395 00:24:08,434 --> 00:24:10,332 Plus, the last one was committed by a guy 396 00:24:10,457 --> 00:24:12,368 wearing the same kind of watch that David owns. 397 00:24:14,814 --> 00:24:17,229 Jeez. Honey, your voice is like a staple gun to my head. 398 00:24:17,354 --> 00:24:19,417 Don't you see? It all makes sense. 399 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:22,128 I'm hungover, but you're the one that sounds drunk. 400 00:24:22,788 --> 00:24:25,131 You don't know that Dave Cotten stole the painting. 401 00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:26,826 You don't know that he didn't. 402 00:24:26,951 --> 00:24:29,094 The Cottens are a completely normal family. 403 00:24:29,262 --> 00:24:30,747 That's what people say about us. 404 00:24:30,872 --> 00:24:33,642 You do realize that you never thought our friends were criminals 405 00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:35,695 - before you got your superpowers? - No, 406 00:24:35,820 --> 00:24:37,734 I never thought our friends were criminals 407 00:24:37,859 --> 00:24:39,771 until we made friends with criminals. 408 00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:42,517 Look, I gotta go talk to Dave. 409 00:24:42,642 --> 00:24:43,668 Jim, just... 410 00:24:44,319 --> 00:24:46,927 - Please don't accuse him of anything. - Don't worry. 411 00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:48,530 I have a light touch. 412 00:24:48,958 --> 00:24:50,741 So, did you read the paper 413 00:24:51,124 --> 00:24:53,271 about that robbery last night? 414 00:24:53,563 --> 00:24:55,454 I guess they hit the county art museum. 415 00:24:56,506 --> 00:24:57,914 I hadn't heard. 416 00:24:58,082 --> 00:24:59,010 Oh, yeah. 417 00:24:59,135 --> 00:25:01,493 The department's all fired up about it. 418 00:25:01,618 --> 00:25:03,796 I guess they got a pretty good lead, though. 419 00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:07,093 Security camera caught a glimpse of the perp's watch. 420 00:25:07,409 --> 00:25:10,566 A watch? Doesn't sound like a very good lead. 421 00:25:11,304 --> 00:25:13,789 Depends on how distinctive the watch is. 422 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:17,173 You know, like the one you were wearing the other day. 423 00:25:17,652 --> 00:25:18,457 Yeah? 424 00:25:19,109 --> 00:25:19,895 Yeah. 425 00:25:20,063 --> 00:25:23,157 It's kinda weird that there's been an art heist 426 00:25:23,282 --> 00:25:25,113 in every city you've lived in. 427 00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:28,862 Are you accusing me of something? 428 00:25:30,582 --> 00:25:32,365 I'm just making conversation. 429 00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:35,441 Really? 'cause, you know, no conversation I've ever had 430 00:25:35,566 --> 00:25:38,309 with a friend involves them accusing him of being a thief. 431 00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:47,271 Vote for Powell. 432 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:50,628 I can't believe you're making me run for president. 433 00:25:50,753 --> 00:25:52,027 Just be yourself. 434 00:25:52,152 --> 00:25:54,804 You're so intuitive. It's like you always know what everyone's thinking. 435 00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:56,591 You need to show people that. 436 00:25:57,517 --> 00:26:00,060 Vote for Powell! Take a flyer? 437 00:26:00,590 --> 00:26:04,171 I can't read this now. The burrito in the cafeteria made me puke. 438 00:26:05,066 --> 00:26:06,379 Vote for Powell. 439 00:26:06,887 --> 00:26:08,197 Powell for president? 440 00:26:08,322 --> 00:26:10,845 I knew I shouldn't have left my clothes in the gym locker. 441 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:14,775 - They smell like a litter box. - Hi. Vote for me. 442 00:26:15,393 --> 00:26:17,702 Hi. Would you consider voting for me? 443 00:26:18,393 --> 00:26:20,443 I really need to call my boyfriend. 444 00:26:20,568 --> 00:26:22,917 Why can't I use my cell in this place? 445 00:26:25,278 --> 00:26:27,808 Thanks. I already know who I'm voting for, 446 00:26:27,933 --> 00:26:29,339 but good luck today. 447 00:26:29,507 --> 00:26:31,633 I am so gonna waste you. 448 00:26:35,388 --> 00:26:37,879 So apparently I have a superpower, too. 449 00:26:38,004 --> 00:26:40,684 It's driving handsome, slightly mysterious men 450 00:26:40,852 --> 00:26:43,228 - from my apartment. - Look, you did the right thing. 451 00:26:43,396 --> 00:26:46,439 If you can't be honest with Joshua, then maybe he's just not your "Matrix". 452 00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:47,445 Neo. 453 00:26:48,423 --> 00:26:49,765 I know. I just... 454 00:26:50,206 --> 00:26:51,570 I really liked him. 455 00:26:51,738 --> 00:26:54,567 He was charming, and he... 456 00:26:55,390 --> 00:26:57,534 Actually listened to me when I was talking. 457 00:26:58,385 --> 00:27:00,083 Right. No, look, I'm sorry. 458 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:02,853 I seem to have lost my journal. Do you remember if I brought it to work? 459 00:27:02,978 --> 00:27:06,134 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that we were toggling back to your problems. 460 00:27:06,259 --> 00:27:07,064 Sorry. 461 00:27:07,503 --> 00:27:08,521 Right... 462 00:27:09,255 --> 00:27:10,589 Tell me about Joshua. 463 00:27:17,133 --> 00:27:19,389 I don't believe we had a meeting scheduled. 464 00:27:21,446 --> 00:27:22,472 I'm out. 465 00:27:24,063 --> 00:27:24,944 Okay. 466 00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:27,963 Care to elaborate? 467 00:27:29,641 --> 00:27:31,233 I'm done working for you, 468 00:27:32,182 --> 00:27:34,003 doing things that I'm ashamed to... 469 00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:36,323 These abilities, they're not worth the cost. 470 00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:38,067 I've turned into someone else. 471 00:27:38,367 --> 00:27:41,261 - That's the whole point, isn't it? - I'm not talking about the powers. 472 00:27:41,386 --> 00:27:44,391 I'm talking about the things that you've made me do to keep them. 473 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,248 Fair enough, but... 474 00:27:49,088 --> 00:27:52,170 But here's the thing about power. You know, once you have it, 475 00:27:52,295 --> 00:27:54,441 you wonder how you ever lived without it. 476 00:27:55,837 --> 00:27:58,094 Maybe I've found something else I can't live without. 477 00:27:59,077 --> 00:28:00,188 Wait a minute. 478 00:28:01,818 --> 00:28:02,939 I was right. 479 00:28:03,476 --> 00:28:05,372 Dr. Andrews has gotten to you. 480 00:28:05,497 --> 00:28:06,978 Don't you understand? 481 00:28:07,596 --> 00:28:08,976 That can never work. 482 00:28:10,349 --> 00:28:12,976 You can never be what she needs, 483 00:28:14,174 --> 00:28:17,017 and she can never accept what you are... 484 00:28:18,311 --> 00:28:19,912 Or what you've done. 485 00:28:22,825 --> 00:28:24,253 I guess we'll see. 486 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:36,490 I don't know what I was thinking accusing him like that. 487 00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:38,983 We don't have any hard proof, and now it's cost me a friend, 488 00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:41,513 - and I don't have many of those either. - Get used to it. 489 00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:44,735 You don't see Batman cultivating a wide circle of friends, 490 00:28:45,310 --> 00:28:47,686 and Peter Parker's always pissing off one of his buddies. 491 00:28:47,971 --> 00:28:50,941 So with great power comes great loneliness? 492 00:28:51,066 --> 00:28:54,479 I'm just saying, maybe you should try, like, a different approach with Dave. 493 00:28:54,604 --> 00:28:56,861 What, break into his house and look for proof? 494 00:28:57,623 --> 00:28:59,819 I was thinking something a little less dramatic. 495 00:28:59,944 --> 00:29:01,658 Still risky, even for superheroes... 496 00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:04,969 An apology. 497 00:29:17,174 --> 00:29:18,048 Dave! 498 00:30:05,431 --> 00:30:06,712 What are you doing here? 499 00:30:06,837 --> 00:30:10,362 Are you back to unfairly accuse my husband of another crime? 500 00:30:10,487 --> 00:30:13,046 I don't think my accusations have been unfair. 501 00:30:14,599 --> 00:30:17,968 The stolen canvas is in your garage, not to mention the fact 502 00:30:18,093 --> 00:30:20,945 that the boots match the ones that were seen on the thief last night. 503 00:30:23,666 --> 00:30:25,516 Those may be the thief's boots, 504 00:30:26,571 --> 00:30:27,994 but they're not Dave's. 505 00:30:29,692 --> 00:30:32,375 - I didn't believe it at first myself... - They're mine. 506 00:30:42,552 --> 00:30:44,246 Steph, I'm here at the Cotten house. 507 00:30:44,371 --> 00:30:46,263 I really need to talk to you about something, 508 00:30:46,431 --> 00:30:49,349 but I prefer to talk you about it in person, if you don't mind. 509 00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,312 What is it? 510 00:30:51,686 --> 00:30:53,871 You were right that I was wrong about Dave. 511 00:30:53,996 --> 00:30:55,385 I obviously. I told you. 512 00:30:55,510 --> 00:30:58,024 It's Michelle. She's the thief. I saw the painting. 513 00:30:58,192 --> 00:30:59,097 What? 514 00:30:59,222 --> 00:31:02,237 Dave has nothing to do with it. It's been her the whole time. 515 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,448 - Michelle? - Yeah. You've gotta help me out here. 516 00:31:05,819 --> 00:31:08,568 Look, I know how to bust a bad guy... 517 00:31:08,884 --> 00:31:12,699 But I like these people. They invited us into their home. 518 00:31:12,824 --> 00:31:15,917 We made a connection with them. What am I supposed to do now? 519 00:31:16,622 --> 00:31:19,086 I know... What would a real superhero do? 520 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:22,040 I don't know, but this is real life. These are real people. 521 00:31:22,165 --> 00:31:24,259 This is why we shouldn't make new friends! 522 00:31:25,632 --> 00:31:27,168 No, look, you're right. 523 00:31:27,293 --> 00:31:28,577 She is my friend, 524 00:31:28,932 --> 00:31:30,456 so let me act like one. 525 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,764 They've got you, Michelle. 526 00:31:32,889 --> 00:31:35,043 Anything that Jim saw is long gone. 527 00:31:35,168 --> 00:31:37,362 It doesn't matter. As soon as he tells the police, 528 00:31:37,487 --> 00:31:40,636 they will tear your life apart looking for evidence to convict you, 529 00:31:40,818 --> 00:31:44,810 and they will find it, all right? If not here, then in Boston or Seattle. 530 00:31:45,097 --> 00:31:47,532 Do you really want to put your family through that? 531 00:31:48,298 --> 00:31:50,062 When Chloe was 9 532 00:31:50,187 --> 00:31:54,122 and Troy was 7, Dave got laid off, could not find work anywhere. 533 00:31:54,290 --> 00:31:56,373 Bills were piling up. Two kids and a mortgage... 534 00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:59,798 And so I took a job as an assistant to a museum curator. 535 00:32:00,717 --> 00:32:04,697 This guy posing as a janitor found out that I was an art history major, 536 00:32:04,822 --> 00:32:08,722 and he asked if I would help him with something that he was planning. 537 00:32:10,104 --> 00:32:14,078 It was supposed to be just the one job, just to bail us out. 538 00:32:14,448 --> 00:32:17,705 It's amazing how quickly something you never thought 539 00:32:17,830 --> 00:32:19,784 you were capable of... 540 00:32:21,115 --> 00:32:22,906 Becomes a way of life. 541 00:32:24,065 --> 00:32:25,631 I do understand, 542 00:32:27,385 --> 00:32:30,284 - but it doesn't make it right. - Just give us one day. 543 00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:33,089 We can be packed and out of town and on the way to the next... 544 00:32:33,214 --> 00:32:35,170 You know I can't do that. 545 00:32:35,295 --> 00:32:37,700 Please just turn yourself in. 546 00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:40,987 We have a friend who's an A.D.A. Maybe he can help. 547 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,926 Okay. Just... 548 00:32:48,364 --> 00:32:51,977 Let me talk to Dave and the kids first, please. 549 00:32:52,601 --> 00:32:54,900 I need to tell them myself. 550 00:32:56,982 --> 00:32:58,142 All right. 551 00:32:58,806 --> 00:32:59,980 And then? 552 00:33:01,590 --> 00:33:03,413 I'll turn myself in. 553 00:33:11,917 --> 00:33:14,893 We need to talk... About what you did yesterday. 554 00:33:15,018 --> 00:33:19,234 I know. It was immature and neanderthal. Maybe more homo habilis, but... 555 00:33:19,417 --> 00:33:22,150 - It was amazing. - It was? 556 00:33:22,275 --> 00:33:25,684 I can't remember the last time a guy threw a punch over me. 557 00:33:25,809 --> 00:33:28,717 Maybe I'm not any more evolved than you are, but... 558 00:33:28,885 --> 00:33:30,051 I liked it. 559 00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:37,472 Call me later? 560 00:33:37,799 --> 00:33:40,019 Yeah. Absolutely. 561 00:33:43,785 --> 00:33:45,182 Nice goin'. 562 00:33:46,314 --> 00:33:47,701 Nice hook, too. 563 00:33:48,038 --> 00:33:50,780 I don't get it. I was nothing but nice to you, 564 00:33:50,948 --> 00:33:54,367 and you knew how I felt about Natalie. I was gonna blow it? 565 00:33:54,535 --> 00:33:56,941 Anyone with half a brain could see that she was starting 566 00:33:57,066 --> 00:34:00,132 to think of you as a friend. I had to save you from that. 567 00:34:00,410 --> 00:34:03,624 Wait. You wanted me to punch you? 568 00:34:03,749 --> 00:34:06,546 Like I said, girls like the bad boy. 569 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,311 And that is just the beginning. 570 00:34:13,624 --> 00:34:14,605 So 571 00:34:14,730 --> 00:34:18,433 if you want a class president who knows pacific bay high, 572 00:34:18,601 --> 00:34:20,806 who knows how to get things done here, 573 00:34:20,931 --> 00:34:23,354 then please vote for Bailey, 574 00:34:23,522 --> 00:34:25,315 because a vote for me 575 00:34:25,483 --> 00:34:27,235 is a vote for you. 576 00:34:40,476 --> 00:34:41,486 Hi. 577 00:34:42,715 --> 00:34:44,717 I'm Daphne powell. 578 00:34:45,391 --> 00:34:48,049 We've heard a lot of great ideas today... 579 00:34:48,174 --> 00:34:50,715 About Valentine's day candygrams 580 00:34:50,883 --> 00:34:52,880 and the junior-senior dance, 581 00:34:53,653 --> 00:34:55,268 but I'll be honest. 582 00:34:55,536 --> 00:34:58,176 I don't really care about those things, 583 00:34:58,301 --> 00:35:01,069 and I'm sure a lot of you guys don't either. 584 00:35:01,753 --> 00:35:03,061 I mean... 585 00:35:03,437 --> 00:35:05,824 I'm so sick of walking the long way to school. 586 00:35:05,949 --> 00:35:08,139 You want them to open the west gate in the morning, 587 00:35:08,264 --> 00:35:11,211 so you don't have to walk an extra two blocks to get to class. 588 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:16,950 You want to be able to use your cell phone in the quad after school 589 00:35:17,118 --> 00:35:20,727 and for them to replace the gym lockers, because they smell like... 590 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,468 Well, gym lockers. 591 00:35:25,376 --> 00:35:27,885 And I know a lot of you want the same things, 592 00:35:28,264 --> 00:35:31,581 because that's what matters to the school, day in and day out, 593 00:35:31,706 --> 00:35:35,486 so if you want a president who knows what's on your mind, 594 00:35:35,611 --> 00:35:38,300 who knows the things you want, 595 00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,961 then I think the choice is clear. 596 00:35:42,804 --> 00:35:43,844 Thank you. 597 00:35:50,901 --> 00:35:52,527 This is unbelievable. 598 00:35:52,695 --> 00:35:55,390 Did Superman ever send Lois in to take down the bad guy? 599 00:35:55,515 --> 00:35:57,574 First of all, Stephanie is not a "Lois." 600 00:35:57,742 --> 00:36:00,215 And second, we both discussed it and decided that... 601 00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:03,389 Michelle wasn't dangerous? Right. Because you guys are friends, 602 00:36:03,514 --> 00:36:07,062 and a notorious art thief would never lie to someone she's known for five days? 603 00:36:07,187 --> 00:36:09,476 Stephanie wanted to handle this one on her own. 604 00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:12,045 Besides, there's one thing I know about my wife. 605 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,507 She would never put herself in danger. 606 00:36:23,601 --> 00:36:25,465 Is this where you're having your meeting? 607 00:36:25,590 --> 00:36:27,892 The one to tell your family that you're going to jail? 608 00:36:28,017 --> 00:36:29,637 I followed you here, Michelle. 609 00:36:30,548 --> 00:36:33,004 No. I'm going to. I just had 610 00:36:33,129 --> 00:36:36,154 to make this one last move so they could be taken care of while I'm gone. 611 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:43,661 Just go. You've gotta leave. These people don't like surprises. 612 00:36:43,829 --> 00:36:46,497 - You have to get out of here now. - Not unless you go with me. 613 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:51,211 - Who the hell is this? - Nobody. She was just leaving. 614 00:36:51,379 --> 00:36:53,683 Not till I know who the hell she is, she's not. 615 00:36:53,808 --> 00:36:57,050 No! Relax. She's just a friend. She doesn't know anything! 616 00:36:57,218 --> 00:36:58,887 The police are already on their way, 617 00:36:59,012 --> 00:37:00,898 so I suggest you just get back into your car... 618 00:37:01,023 --> 00:37:02,639 - She's a cop. - No, she's not. 619 00:37:12,197 --> 00:37:14,209 - Please... - Michelle. It's okay. 620 00:37:15,349 --> 00:37:17,987 It'll be okay. I'm gonna get you to the hospital. 621 00:37:46,592 --> 00:37:49,177 I could really go for a margarita about now. 622 00:37:54,448 --> 00:37:56,093 I came to thank you 623 00:37:56,218 --> 00:37:57,714 for saving my life. 624 00:37:59,467 --> 00:38:01,041 If it wasn't for me, 625 00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:03,741 you would never have been in danger in the first place. 626 00:38:03,909 --> 00:38:05,922 Yeah, but if I hadn't shown up... 627 00:38:06,047 --> 00:38:08,246 I might have gotten away with it... 628 00:38:09,182 --> 00:38:10,757 Until the next time. 629 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:15,812 I looked you in the eye and told you that I would turn myself in, but... 630 00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:19,715 I had no intention of stopping, Stephanie. 631 00:38:24,809 --> 00:38:27,265 I just wish we'd had a chance to become friends. 632 00:38:27,862 --> 00:38:30,685 - Real friends. - Michelle, we still can. 633 00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:33,429 Yeah. 634 00:38:35,219 --> 00:38:36,720 Maybe someday. 635 00:38:45,528 --> 00:38:47,222 Why didn't I see it? 636 00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:50,288 Sometimes you look past the things you don't wanna see. 637 00:38:51,249 --> 00:38:52,582 This is my fault. 638 00:38:52,924 --> 00:38:56,571 I tried to make sense of the stuff I couldn't explain away. 639 00:38:57,185 --> 00:39:01,102 I didn't ask the questions because I didn't wanna hear the answers. 640 00:39:02,013 --> 00:39:03,876 Everybody has secrets. 641 00:39:05,227 --> 00:39:06,569 Not like this. 642 00:39:06,694 --> 00:39:08,838 That's the thing about secrets. 643 00:39:08,963 --> 00:39:10,836 You don't know what they are. 644 00:39:12,356 --> 00:39:14,896 Whatever the hell your secrets are, Jim Powell, 645 00:39:15,455 --> 00:39:17,139 you changed my life. 646 00:39:23,966 --> 00:39:25,710 That's great, george. 647 00:39:26,076 --> 00:39:27,783 Yeah, I'll tell Steph. Thanks. 648 00:39:29,850 --> 00:39:31,612 Based on the license plate number, 649 00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:33,623 the cops were able to arrest the shooter. 650 00:39:35,352 --> 00:39:37,512 That's good news. 651 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,000 Then why do I feel so bad? 652 00:39:42,576 --> 00:39:45,760 A family's being split up because of what I did. 653 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,568 Those poor kids. 654 00:39:48,693 --> 00:39:50,649 Their lives are gonna change forever. 655 00:39:50,774 --> 00:39:52,938 Yeah, but what was the alternative? 656 00:39:53,539 --> 00:39:58,226 Do nothing? Was I supposed to not stop the bus from hitting Dave Cotten? 657 00:39:58,351 --> 00:40:00,316 That would have split their family up. 658 00:40:00,484 --> 00:40:01,681 It's just... 659 00:40:02,607 --> 00:40:05,351 I just wanted to be close to Michelle. 660 00:40:05,476 --> 00:40:08,220 I wanted to have a friend that I could open to... 661 00:40:08,345 --> 00:40:10,573 I understand, but... 662 00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:13,526 Trusting someone with our secret? 663 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,581 That's gonna take some time. 664 00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,193 What? 665 00:40:19,957 --> 00:40:20,962 What? 666 00:40:21,130 --> 00:40:23,459 Just made me think of Katie. 667 00:40:26,196 --> 00:40:28,535 Maybe you already found that friend. 668 00:40:29,823 --> 00:40:30,913 Yeah. 669 00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:41,311 That was quick. 670 00:40:42,143 --> 00:40:44,313 Hope you remembered the extra cheese. 671 00:40:50,117 --> 00:40:53,452 When you told me that thing before, I'm sorry that I didn't handle it better. 672 00:40:54,177 --> 00:40:56,580 You and I were getting more real than I expected. 673 00:40:57,813 --> 00:40:59,667 It wasn't what I signed up for. 674 00:40:59,835 --> 00:41:03,950 You know, no matter how old I am, i'm not gonna apologize for wanting 675 00:41:04,075 --> 00:41:06,661 - to be with someone who loves me. - Katie... 676 00:41:06,786 --> 00:41:09,505 It wasn't what I signed up for in the beginning. 677 00:41:10,891 --> 00:41:12,872 Because I had to make a choice... 678 00:41:13,196 --> 00:41:14,904 A very big choice. 679 00:41:16,915 --> 00:41:18,394 And I choose you. 680 00:41:20,522 --> 00:41:21,772 I choose you. 681 00:41:22,993 --> 00:41:26,986 Okay, not to dampen a potentially heartwarming moment, but, 682 00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:31,606 when you say that you "choose" me, you mean...