1 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,600 - Who is it? - Sister Léontine, Monsieur Célestin. 2 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:57,680 I'm coming right away! 3 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:06,560 Not on the bed! 4 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,600 Mother Abbess begs you not to forget 5 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,079 that we have the liturgy tomorrow morning at six. 6 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,080 Please reassure Mother Abbess 7 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,600 that I will be in harmony, sister. 8 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,880 Good night, organist. 9 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,840 Good night, sister. 10 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:58,960 Baby, I'm only yours now. 11 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,600 why weren't you at rehearsals, Mr. Floridor? 12 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,240 Do you think we can practice your operetta? without its composer? 13 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,640 Did it work despite my absence? 14 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,840 I will ask the questions. 15 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,160 Listen, Corinne, 16 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:16,280 all i ask is 24 more hours of mystery. 17 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,960 Let me be the enigmatic Mr. Floridor until the premiere. 18 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,720 But where have you been? 19 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:23,840 Tomorrow. 20 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,000 I would like to repeat the last act, I don't know him very well. 21 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,200 And the first one, which you don't know at all! 22 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:30,560 come 23 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:42,720 Because it was Because it was made of lead 24 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,520 Because it was Because it was made of lead 25 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,320 - Excellent orchestra, isn't it, madam? - Yes. 26 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:54,480 - But don't drink it too hot! - I was going to say the same thing. 27 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,320 Poor Madame de Longueville he can no longer hear anything. 28 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,520 Dear friend! 29 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:02,640 Excuse me, I have work to do a night inspection. 30 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:06,200 Yes… Inspection… Barracks… Duty. 31 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:10,040 Yes, I know it's your duty. I'm not deaf! 32 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:13,080 At Vauzelle, lead my wife back. 33 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,400 She will be less alone. 34 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:15,640 come my dear 35 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,720 goodbye 36 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,799 The rooster sings the crow 37 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,960 While the soldiers are still sleeping 38 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,920 The time is right for… 39 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:21,400 My dear, you are still working. You will burn yourself out. 40 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,720 what did you think See, I was waiting for you. 41 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,680 Your hands are frozen! 42 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:29,640 My dear, you are crazy to open the window in this cold! 43 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,880 - Chicken! My baby… - Yes. 44 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,720 - I'd like something to drink. - Champagne? 45 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,280 Champagne! Yes, champagne. 46 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,720 - Maybe the shop downstairs is still open. - No need. 47 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,720 I brought you one from the show. 48 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,120 Behold. 49 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:40,840 This mania of yours to leave windows open! 50 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,520 It's so stuffy in here. 51 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,960 I have a terrible migraine… 52 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,440 My poor darling. Take a seat. 53 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,920 That should help. 54 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,640 Holy God! 55 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,040 what is this 56 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,800 Can't you pay attention there? 57 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,480 Until here! 58 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:11,720 He missed me with the first one, so he hit me with the second one! 59 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,120 He aimed right at me! 60 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,800 You won't get away with this! Look, now he's asking me to be quiet. 61 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:20,240 I get hit in the head with a pot and I must be silent too! 62 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:24,120 I'm sick of you and your bullshit. 63 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,600 And the other blind idiot. 64 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:32,800 - Look at you! what are you doing - I'm getting fresh air. 65 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,360 Get fresh air! 66 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,800 Baby, don't get mad. You know it's not good for you. 67 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:42,520 He's not a man, he's a musician. It's Floridor, my composer. 68 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,080 Chicken! My baby! 69 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,880 - I'll tan your ass. - What happened? 70 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:59,520 Do I look like someone who takes a beating? I? 71 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:15,400 My ladder! Someone took my ladder! 72 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:20,920 I broke it. 73 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,800 Annie! 74 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,240 Come see this! 75 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:32,720 Come here! 76 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,960 - Is it Célestin? - Yes, he is. Our pious organist. 77 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,360 Ginette! 78 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,400 I can't believe it! 79 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,360 I broke another one… 80 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:27,640 Another broken one, Célestin comes home 81 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,640 For the theater, Floridor 82 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,720 And for the monastery, Célestin 83 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,760 Friendly and cheerful is Floridor 84 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:49,880 Célestin is serious and devoted 85 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,480 Those who do not admire Floridor 86 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,000 I hurt Célestin's feelings 87 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,800 The beatings given to Floridor 88 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,840 They are felt by Célestin when she sits down 89 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,480 Because Célestin is Floridor 90 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,400 And Floridor is Célestin 91 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,760 The carefree life of Floridor 92 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,360 She is paid by Célestin 93 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,920 Floridor is flirtatious 94 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,240 And Célestin is graceful 95 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:27,320 Floridor has many women 96 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,680 And that pleases Célestin 97 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,160 But if one should deceive Floridor 98 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:36,880 That would hurt Célestin a lot 99 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,280 Because Célestin is Floridor 100 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,520 And Floridor is 101 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,240 Célestine 102 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,640 Ladies, the first 12 to the bathroom! 103 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,840 Ladies, the first 12 to the bathroom! 104 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,520 - Where is Lt. At Vauzelle? - There, commander. 105 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,800 There? Yes! I saw him. 106 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000 Running in place. One, two, one, two! 107 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,280 Faster. 108 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,400 To live. 109 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:06,240 - Commander, I see the gout is bothering you. - What gout? I was hurt. 110 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,320 - Were you hurt? - I hit a… 111 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,880 A musical instrument. 112 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,400 Beautiful creatures, Commander. 113 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,800 Who the hell is this character? 114 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,840 - What are you doing here? - I'm Loriot. 115 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,680 - So what? - You requested me, so I came. 116 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:22,040 - Did I request you? - Looks like I'll have to stay 28 days. 117 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:25,200 That is, until the 31st, and I'm busy on the 31st. 118 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:28,280 I thought that if I come a day earlier, I can leave on the 30th. 119 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,520 That's what you thought, right? 120 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:34,440 So, Commander, what do I owe you? Twenty-eight days? Well, here I am. 121 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,240 Get the hell out of here! 122 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,840 Reservists arrive tonight come back then 123 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,640 You're agitated, aren't you? 124 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,120 At Vauzelle… 125 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:50,120 I got a letter from your father, the general, sent by olac. 126 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,080 He asked me to send you to Paris today. 127 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,040 What a good idea! There are many women in Paris. 128 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:57,000 And one in particular: Miss Denise de Flavigny. 129 00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,320 Rich dowry, good future. Her father is close friends with yours. 130 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,320 - Is he from Paris? - No, which is a funny thing. 131 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,640 Her mother is Italian 132 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:08,120 and the beautiful young woman lived in Italy until the age of 15. 133 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,760 Please, Commander! I could still be of use. 134 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,080 give me a broom your yard is disgusting! 135 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:16,480 I told you to get the hell out of here! 136 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,120 What a waste of energy. 137 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,160 But in the last three years, she was raised by my sister. 138 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,800 Then it would have been simpler let's arrange a meeting here. 139 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,560 No, parents want to be present. You know how the general is. 140 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,960 With a girl raised by my sister you can get married with your eyes closed! 141 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,960 At least half open! I don't know the girl! 142 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,360 The man does not know never really the wife. 143 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,320 The sump pump is broken. I can fix it. 144 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,120 Let me be clear: you are not here now, 145 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,160 you won't be here until tonight, you don't exist 146 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,560 and I can't even punish you. Strange, isn't it? 147 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,640 Commander, if she's too ugly, I really can't do it. 148 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:58,440 - At least let me see her first. - I can arrange that. 149 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,960 Get the hell out! 150 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,600 Quiet, ladies! 151 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,120 So, it's settled, I'll do it. Do you all agree? 152 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,680 - Yes! - Then you swear. 153 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,920 I swear to God! 154 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,120 Look, it's the organist! 155 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,360 - Hello, children. - Hello, sir. 156 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,280 Do you have a cold, Mr. Célestin? 157 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:41,280 Thank you, Miss Denise. Yes, I slept with the window open. 158 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,080 I thought your window faced the wall. 159 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,560 - So what? - You should have put on a hat. 160 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,720 Miss Denise, if I need it for your advice, I will ask for it. 161 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,560 Well scored. 162 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,520 All that remains to be done is to remove the ladder. 163 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,120 - Was it a hint? - Yes. 164 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,080 have you seen me 165 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,040 However I did it. 166 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:10,760 All? 167 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,000 - But we won't tell anyone. - That… 168 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,520 We swear we won't. 169 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,840 Swear on what is holiest! 170 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,000 We swear by what we have most holy! 171 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,560 Thank you, ladies. I will never forget this. 172 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,120 You moved me. 173 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:40,200 We wouldn't want to spoil it for you tonight's operetta. 174 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,440 Do you know about this too? 175 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,960 Yes, Mr. Floridor! 176 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,680 We know everything, but we swore let's not say anything. 177 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,680 Thanks again ladies. 178 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,400 Now let's work on "Gloria in Excelsis". 179 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,760 Listen, Mr. Organist, 180 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,520 we always sing "Gloria", "Magnificat", "Stabat Mater"... 181 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,360 How about we sing something from Robinson Beauty? 182 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,160 You're just not serious! 183 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:10,880 We are very serious! 184 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,240 Any song on there, I know them all. 185 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,040 - All of them? - I steal your sheet music at night. 186 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,800 I learn them overnight and bring them back the next morning. 187 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,880 - Let's sing "The Lead Soldier"! - Okay. 188 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,000 It's okay, don't worry… 189 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:38,760 The grenadier was a handsome man He came from Nuremberg 190 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:44,160 The princess came from Rome And he came by train 191 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:49,880 Love at first sight It only took the princess a moment 192 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,520 He showed her his tenderness 193 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,400 With pure emotion and feeling 194 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,520 But sitting with the gun in hand Left hand beside the body 195 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,240 He was deaf to her invitation 196 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,960 Why? 197 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:10,440 Why? 198 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,640 Because it was Because it was made of lead 199 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:17,200 Because it was Because it was made of lead 200 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,600 Alas! Such a wonderfulsoldier 201 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,240 Don't worry, everything is fine 202 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,800 And if it makes you smile Enjoy this! 203 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,520 Seeing him indifferent to her charms 204 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,520 The princess was amazed 205 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:41,640 With the weapon always in hand He stood straight, unmoved, in formation 206 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:46,680 Disturbed, poor woman He hugged the frozen soldier 207 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,520 And with a long, hot kiss 208 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:53,480 She covered her tanned face 209 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:57,200 With such a passionate kiss The poor soldier lost his cool 210 00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:01,800 It starts to melt again and again Why? 211 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,240 Yes! Why? 212 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,760 Because it was Because it was made of lead 213 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,040 Because it was Because it was made of lead 214 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:14,360 Alas! Such a wonderfulsoldier 215 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,440 Don't worry, everything is fine 216 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,240 And if it makes you smile Enjoy this! 217 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,120 It's Mother Abbess! 218 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,720 Glory 219 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:44,400 In excelsis 220 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,600 I must congratulate you ladies. 221 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,960 And your eminent teacher. 222 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,280 Mother Abbess. 223 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,360 - Do you have a cold, organist? - No, mother abbess. 224 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:09,360 That's good. I wanted to ask you sing tonight after dinner 225 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,040 a last rehearsal of the Liturgy, in B. 226 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,040 - In B? tonight? - Yes. 227 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,400 Unfortunately, I'm afraid I can't. 228 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,080 I got some terrible news. 229 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,960 My cousin in Paris passed away. 230 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,640 I must accompany him to the eternal place. 231 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,320 He would feel so lonely without me. 232 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,840 - No... - I won't insist then. 233 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,360 We should pity the rest. 234 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,400 - Will you come back tomorrow? - At dawn. 235 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,840 I mean… I'll be back from Paris immediately after the ceremony. 236 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,400 It's recess, ladies. 237 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:53,480 Mother Abbess, I can repeat myself the harp solo with Mr. Célestin? 238 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,760 I would be happy to do it for you proud this sunday 239 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,240 What an angel! 240 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,520 Mother… Considering difficult circumstances, 241 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,040 could you pay me in advance for my trip? 242 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,440 Of course. 243 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,320 Mr. Célestin, I'm waiting for you. 244 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,000 - Come, son. - After you, mother abbess. 245 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,400 You seem afraid to sit down. 246 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,520 Well, mother, it's like… 247 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,240 - Like you got hit? - Yes. 248 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,960 Payment for this month, Mr. Organist. 249 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,200 Come in. 250 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,040 - Your brother, mother. - Thank you, you can go, sister. 251 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,680 - Forgiveness. - No worries, sister. 252 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,240 - Son, this is my brother. - Your brother, mother? 253 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,920 Then he is my uncle! 254 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,600 What a funny guy! 255 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,200 What is it, Leon? Are you limping? 256 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,720 I have some kind of pain in my thumb. 257 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,160 Like hitting something. 258 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,920 A very funny guy! who is it 259 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,440 Célestin, my organist. 260 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,800 Another musician! Do you know a certain Floridor? 261 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,360 No, no! 262 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,560 However, the name tells me something. 263 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,040 He's a charismatic guy, isn't he? 264 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,200 Charismatic? I'm going to cut off his ears! 265 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,480 Do you really want to do this? 266 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,040 Certainly! 267 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,280 Poor boy. 268 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,800 Don't feel sorry for him. 269 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,280 He's a real pig! 270 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,360 Serious? 271 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,360 - Oh, Floridor? - See? You feel the same way! 272 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,880 Everyone knows him. 273 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,240 I like you! 274 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,360 between musicians when we talk about villains, we say 275 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,480 "less pig than Floridor" or "pig, just like Floridor". 276 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,600 But never "pig bigger than Floridor". 277 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,520 And when you think about it that people say I look like him! 278 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,760 You? 279 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,080 Yes! Can you believe such a thing? How cruel of them! 280 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,960 It's like saying I look like Napoleon. 281 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,200 Well, maybe… Although, I have to say, 282 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,840 you and napoleon have some things in common. 283 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,920 I really like you! 284 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,520 And you to me! 285 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,880 - That's exactly how I feel. - I'm going to kill him! 286 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,360 am i bothering you 287 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,080 - I will retire. - Very good. 288 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,560 Mother Abbess. 289 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,440 How strange, your face 290 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,800 she didn't seem familiar to me. 291 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:38,080 But your back looks familiar! 292 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,640 You know, from the back… 293 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,480 everyone looks the same. 294 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,000 Once seen a back… 295 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:52,200 You didn't play the trumpet for the 32nd Montpellier Dragoons? 296 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,880 Not. 297 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,520 And neither for the 21st of Vendôme? 298 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,440 You seem to be thinking of my back. 299 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,560 I hope to see you again soon. 300 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,000 Mother Abbess. 301 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:13,520 I'd like La Vauzelle to get to know him future wife here, Mademoiselle de Flavigny. 302 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:17,000 You are crazy, Léon! Let a man in my monastery? 303 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,440 It's against the rules. 304 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,120 - I'm coming here, aren't I? - It's not the same thing. 305 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,440 You are long past the age of seduction. 306 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:24,640 Thank you! 307 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,280 I'm actually terrified of this marriage. 308 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,800 Garrison life it will be hell for her. 309 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,400 Hell or no hell, you can't stop tomorrow's meeting in Paris. 310 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,240 I let him, unfortunately, but with a heavy heart. 311 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,280 I will definitely be present at your premiere. 312 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,640 It is excluded. 313 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,040 You missed the arpeggio. 314 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,280 I will put a pillow in the bed 315 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,720 and I will use your ladder. 316 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,640 And my guardian angel will protect me. 317 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,960 "And my guardian angel will protect me." 318 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,680 Naive Miss Nitouche! 319 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,240 - So can I attend the premiere? - No, no and no. 320 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,480 To conclude: no! 321 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,040 Don't be so upset, Mr. Organist. 322 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,760 I'm not mad, mother. I make myself understood. 323 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,960 Anyway, the lesson doesn't make sense. 324 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,160 The dear child will not be able to sing Sunday, unfortunately. 325 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,960 He will have to leave for Paris this afternoon. 326 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,360 Me, mother? For what? 327 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,120 They will tell you when you arrive. 328 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,000 Sister Arcade will go with you. 329 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,480 Poor Sister Arcade. 330 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,680 At her age! 331 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,800 It will be so tiring for her! 332 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:46,200 Mother, if the organist also goes to Paris, 333 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,040 can't he accompany me? 334 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:52,080 My little darling Denise! He only has good ideas! 335 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,200 Yes. 336 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:57,400 Your poor cousin's death helped us. 337 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,640 You will both take the 16:00 train. 338 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,160 It is not possible, Mother Abbess. 339 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,760 I have a lesson at 4:00 p.m. 340 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,200 You will have to cancel it. 341 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,520 I refuse to leave the girl to travel at night. 342 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,280 All right, mother abbess. 343 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,800 Thank you very much! 344 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,360 You got me in a big mess! 345 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,240 I'll get you out of it right away. 346 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,440 Oh yeah? 347 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,160 I will go to Paris alone. 348 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,040 No idea! Whom do you take me for? And my duties? 349 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,960 Don't get angry. 350 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,600 I have another idea. 351 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,320 I will accompany you to the moment of glory. 352 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,520 Is that what you say? 353 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,960 And we'll both take the train from 00:07 in the morning. 354 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,600 Nobody will know anything! 355 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,720 And what should I do with you? until 00:07 in the morning? 356 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,840 You can lock me in a hotel room. 357 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,080 You can pick me up after the show. 358 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,280 This is the reason because of which I always miss the arpeggios. 359 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,640 - Brother. - Sister. 360 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:07,400 The sisters made a wreath to give to your cousin. 361 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,960 He will be so happy. 362 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,040 Exactly what I needed... 363 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:32,080 - Do you have a room? - With two beds, sir? 364 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,680 - No, a room without a bed. - No bed? 365 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,400 You rarely find hotels with rooms without beds, sir. 366 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,160 I mean a room for… for the young lady, for the child, to relax. 367 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,800 Room 17, on the first floor, will be enough. 368 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,800 Are you here for the funeral? 369 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,960 Why do you say that? 370 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,720 It's terrible. 371 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,960 - Have a nice evening. - Yes, sir. 372 00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:00,520 Come on, two tickets at Beauty from Robinson. 373 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,840 - It's a comedy masterpiece! - Thank you, sir. 374 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,400 With pleasure. 375 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,600 You'll be fine here. 376 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,400 I'll pick you up at 6:30 for dinner. goodbye 377 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,000 You're welcome, an easy read. 378 00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:15,480 - A religious magazine? - It will only be good, my daughter! 379 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:27,080 - Don't open the door under any circumstances! - I know the feeling, I have a daughter too. 380 00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:29,679 I'd rather have five sons! 381 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,719 Yes… 382 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,560 Oh yes... 383 00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:42,320 Welcome, my friend. Have a nice evening. 384 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:43,480 Hallelujah, my joyful heart 385 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,880 Tralalala, he wakes up 386 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,080 How beautiful These feathers float down from the Heavens 387 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,120 Looks like snow 388 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,360 I throw more and more 389 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,640 It's like being at the North Pole 390 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:03,200 Hallelujah, I'm a little camel 391 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:08,000 Imagine Sister Arcade's face 392 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,080 I have a better idea! 393 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,000 I will throw some water on people… 394 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:29,240 The Nice People of Pontarcy 395 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,560 What I walk on the street 396 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,360 They'll get that into their heads 397 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:39,240 I like it already 398 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,160 Come on, one and all, come closer 399 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,680 Come shower 400 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,920 Hallelujah, here's a little gift 401 00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:01,440 Signed Miss Nitouche 402 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,240 Little bastard! 403 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,440 You will never get to Heaven! 404 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,360 I didn't mean to do that! 405 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,600 - Who did this? I want to know who! - Don't get angry. 406 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,280 A brand new hat! Will you buy me another one? 407 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,000 I know, she's the girl from the first floor. He threw water on me too. 408 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,680 - Go and teach the spoiled brat a lesson! - You can count on me. 409 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,920 I think her father will climb the walls, he will scold her. 410 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,600 ok thank you 411 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,400 No need to hide, I saw you. Get out now! 412 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,240 You deserve a good beating. I'll do that myself. 413 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,880 - Don't touch me! - Too late! You had to be nice. 414 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,120 I'm sorry miss. 415 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,480 Aren't you ashamed? A big girl like you playing tricks? 416 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,000 You don't want to beat me up anymore? 417 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,920 - No. - All right then. Good. 418 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,680 - Why did you do it? - You annoy me! 419 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,200 With that endless kiss! 420 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,880 you can hold your breath I had plenty of time to count to nine. 421 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,920 - Are we annoying you? - I won't. 422 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,280 - The attitude. - And how did you do it? 423 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,120 Water bombs? You should know that as a soldier. 424 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,040 Not. 425 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,480 Take a newspaper, make a cone out of it, 426 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,920 you fill it with water and throw it away. That's all! 427 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,800 - I see you also played with the duvet. - So what? 428 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:18,880 Small pram. 429 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,840 I understand why your father locked you in here. 430 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,280 - He's not my father. - Then who is it? 431 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,680 - It's none of your business. - I understand... 432 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,240 your lover 433 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,760 Respect an honest woman. 434 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,280 are you married 435 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,200 - How else could I be? - Yes, of course. 436 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,400 So you are married. 437 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,080 - Yes... - Is he jealous? 438 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,240 - Yes, very much. - I can understand why. 439 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:49,680 The porter mistook him for your father, so he's probably 20 years older. 440 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,200 Yes, at least. 441 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,920 what do you want I was at the monastery, I was bored. 442 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,720 I was thinking that a marriage it will mean freedom. 443 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,280 Well, well… 444 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,480 Since I left that place, he's holding me prisoner. 445 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,160 - What a beast! - He is a decent man, but jealous. 446 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:09,600 A little crazy, like all musicians. 447 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,160 Is he a musician? 448 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:14,800 That's what I liked about him since he was giving me harp lessons. 449 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,800 - And he's not even rich! - No. 450 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,480 - I'm the rich one. - Is he a bounty hunter? 451 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,680 What was going through your father's head? 452 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,920 I wonder too. 453 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,160 Well? Where are my apologies? 454 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:28,560 Talk to you. 455 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,920 This punishment lasts forever! 456 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,040 Go to the window, he will understand. 457 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:42,640 You have good taste, André. See you when the pigs fly! 458 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,120 André, a beautiful name. 459 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,720 And what is your name? 460 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,440 We can't stay here. 461 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,680 If my husband comes back… 462 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:17,440 What a terrible beast! You can't waste your youth with him. 463 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,400 - It's too late. - It's never too late! 464 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,080 You can... You have to start a new life. 465 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,160 - How? - You are very beautiful, you will find love. 466 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:28,880 You will find a young, honest man. 467 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,240 - A man like you? - I can be an example. 468 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:35,200 Who kisses a woman for nine seconds, and three minutes later, he forgets her. 469 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:37,880 That was a very small passion. 470 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,880 Your water bomb put it out. 471 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,320 - By the way, where are we going? - At this pastry shop. 472 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,120 A pastry is very suitable. 473 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,240 as you wish 474 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,200 - I'm going to get you some cookies. - Eclairs, please! 475 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,520 I love eclairs. 476 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,920 Thank you! I eat very rarely. 477 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,440 - Are you not allowed to eat cookies? - Can you believe it? 478 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,920 You can't imagine how much I suffer. 479 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,720 How long has this persecution been going on? 480 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,840 - You are not married? - No, not yet. 481 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:40,000 You came out of nowhere to stop me from making a big mistake. 482 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,640 I was going to marry without love. 483 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,680 - With the woman from earlier? - No. 484 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,520 With a poor creature what he probably wants even less. 485 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,000 Fortunately, I saw you. 486 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,760 I will not commit this crime. 487 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,680 To hell with Mademoiselle de Flavigny and her dowry! 488 00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,240 What happened? Do you know her? 489 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,840 I? No, not at all. 490 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,320 I can already imagine her, innocent as a lamb. 491 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,200 OK, I say "lamb" probably more of a silly goose! 492 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:13,320 Probably… 493 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,120 I wish I was like you. 494 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,840 I was probably just like her before I got married. 495 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,320 - Is he? - Yes. 496 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,760 How shameful! Poor you. Your husband is with a singer. 497 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,000 Pay quickly, let's go. 498 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,960 It's reckless, I could be recognized. 499 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,760 I'm sick of your secrets! 500 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,120 I told you I would explain everything to you tomorrow. 501 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,680 I can't believe it! 502 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:43,000 Little brat! Are you not ashamed of this behavior? 503 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,840 Are you talking about conduct? You should be ashamed too! 504 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:50,000 I wasn't talking to you! Are you marching with a soldier? 505 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,000 - Can we? - I talk to you even less, young man! 506 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,200 This time, I will lock you in the monastery. 507 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,360 At the monastery? For a minor indiscretion? 508 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,320 We are no longer in the Middle Ages! 509 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,200 - Divorce was not invented for dogs! - It's true. 510 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,720 What do you mean by that? 511 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,720 Your wife will divorce, if necessary. 512 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,920 "Your wife"? are you married 513 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,480 This man is only joking. 514 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,960 Did he hide this from you? How beautiful! 515 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,280 What is he talking about? 516 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,080 He locks up his wife. 517 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:18,840 what wife 518 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,640 He asks me what wife? Of course, I think it has a lot! 519 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,160 - I mean the lady. - This young lady? 520 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:25,840 She's not my wife. 521 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,760 And now, he denies it. Poor you. 522 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:32,400 So this was your big secret? Wretched bastard! 523 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,120 I don't belong here. Let's go, Mr. André. 524 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,480 This way. 525 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,400 - I'm picking out some cookies. - Yes, go. 526 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,240 I know this back! 527 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:54,840 Hey! 528 00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,360 It's getting tiring! 529 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,200 - So you have a new man every day? - It's the same! 530 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,840 Célestin is Floridor? 531 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,440 Darling, introduce me to this woman, you didn't tell me about her. 532 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:09,960 That's what I intended! 533 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,200 You shouldn't accept that. Let's go. 534 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:22,200 I am on leave for 48 hours. 535 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,760 I'm taking you to Bourges, to my grandmother, until the divorce is finalized. 536 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,720 Everything happens very quickly... 537 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,800 Aren't you afraid of the future? 538 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,720 Fear? I will thank the Lord every day. 539 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,440 My dear, my dear... 540 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,000 Adorable girlfriend… Tell me your name! 541 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,080 By… Dominique! 542 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,400 - You don't like my name? - Yes, it's very beautiful. 543 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,720 But it doesn't suit you. 544 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:50,840 - Too bad. - It's okay, I'll get used to it! 545 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,920 Dominique… 546 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,560 Dominique, I'll be right back. I'm in and out in a second. 547 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:57,320 Dominique… 548 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,200 No, it's impossible. 549 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,800 What is impossible? 550 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,760 - Nothing. - All right. 551 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,320 What? did he leave 552 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,200 - It's impossible! - That's exactly what she said. 553 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,320 - Wait for me here. - Okay. 554 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:55,360 THE LYRIC THEATER 555 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,320 Good evening, Mr. Director. 556 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,840 Zaza, why did you stop talking? when did i come in 557 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:06,280 we didn't stop my dear I wasn't talking at all. 558 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:10,400 - I have a horrible migraine. - I'm bringing you pills, my dear. 559 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,040 See what face he will make in eight days! 560 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,440 Come on ladies, hurry up! 561 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,040 Miss, you have assisted to a terrible scene at the patisserie. 562 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,120 Serious? 563 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,440 Take a seat. 564 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,360 - The woman I was with ran away. - So what? 565 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,400 - Only you can help me find her. - I don't really think so. 566 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:38,480 Yes. through her husband, which you seem to know well. 567 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,240 Knock, knock! 568 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,640 Guess who it is! 569 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:48,520 It's your big chick, he came for a kiss! 570 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,480 Knock, knock! 571 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,400 My love, my love, I'm here! 572 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,520 And I have medicine for your migraine. 573 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,440 It was the last straw! 574 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:01,960 His bad luck! 575 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,320 QUIET - SCENE 576 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,240 Come in. 577 00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:22,760 You are wanted, aren't you? 578 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,120 What do you want, Mrs. Floridor? 579 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,040 There is no Mrs. Floridor. 580 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,040 I am not married. 581 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,160 I am a convent student. 582 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,200 It's not nice to lie. 583 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,640 I have the right to lie to a man who mistook me for a little girl! 584 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,960 Right when you want it to mistake you for a woman. 585 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,480 I will find him! 586 00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:59,080 I'll start with two claps that will bring him to his knees, 587 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,360 then we'll see if he doesn't apologize! 588 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,400 Okay, but after the show. 589 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:07,200 If he will use a sword, I will impale him! 590 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,560 If he has a gun, I'll blow his brains out! 591 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,200 - And if he has a coat? - If he has a coat, 592 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,160 cut it in half, lengthwise! 593 00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:19,560 It's an excellent plan, but after the show. 594 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,800 Take your seats, everyone! 595 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,560 Take your seats, everyone! 596 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,600 I don't know if I can wait until midnight. 597 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,320 If I kill him at halftime, can you replace him? 598 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,640 Not! The break is very short, best to wait for midnight. 599 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,120 - Okay, see you later. - Yes. see you 600 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,240 Come, ladies, to your seats! 601 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,400 General! I don't see the prefect. 602 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,640 - Wasn't he supposed to come? - Yes, I had to. 603 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,480 - What happened, old friend? - Nothing, general. Nothing. 604 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:09,760 Young Boys and Girls When the good weather returns 605 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,920 Lovers, their hearts celebrate I spend Sundays at Robinson's 606 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:18,960 We sit down by the sea 607 00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,000 did i scare you 608 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,120 - You thought I was your husband? - No. 609 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,320 why did you run away from me 610 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,960 There was no need. 611 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,280 So the husband sends you backstage? 612 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,840 I can't take this anymore, go away. 613 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,720 I don't want to see you again! 614 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,560 But you're not married! 615 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,840 I was in Miss Corinne's cabin. 616 00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,720 So did you hear me? 617 00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,240 I would like to die! 618 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,480 - My dear Dominique... - My name is not Dominique. 619 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:40,440 you were right the name doesn't suit me at all. 620 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,880 My name is... Denise de Flavigny. 621 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,960 Would you like to? Then… 622 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,880 Our parents thought the same. 623 00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,280 What were you talking about with the director? when did i come 624 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,280 - With whom, with Gustave? - Do you call him "Gustave" now? 625 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:06,280 - Since when? - Since last night, my dear. 626 00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,080 And aren't you disgusted, honey? 627 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,760 Maybe not, but I'm ordering now. 628 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,080 The important roles are mine now. 629 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,680 - And that's all for you! - Take this one! 630 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,120 What… 631 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:19,000 My part begins. 632 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,160 Come on, gentlemen, begin again from ballet. 633 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,520 You won't laugh when you find out what's next. 634 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:54,360 - What's next? - You will not play the role of Paris, idiot! 635 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,680 Would you like to? 636 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,240 No, old shrew. I will play it. 637 00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:59,880 And at the Theater Variétés, the same. 638 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,480 That must have shut your mouth! 639 00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:03,280 Quick, hurry! 640 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,920 Old hypocrite! Is it true what he says? 641 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,280 - I'm not going to play in the play in Paris? - You had to open your mouth, right? 642 00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,640 - What is this? - I'm going home! 643 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:14,640 - And the operetta? - She can steal my role, it's only hers! 644 00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:17,240 - But I don't know him yet! - Too bad! 645 00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:18,640 Don't do this to Floridor! 646 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,200 No, Miss Corinne! 647 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,200 Don't do this to Mr. Célestin! 648 00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,440 He's too stupid, too bad for him! 649 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,640 - What do we do now? - I don't know! 650 00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:31,840 - Go and dance in the meantime! - Can we? 651 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,480 - You're not really going to do that, are you? - Yes! 652 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:55,600 If we start over a third time, i will pass out! 653 00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:58,400 Gentlemen. 654 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,480 It's horrible, Corinne refuses to go on stage! 655 00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:27,520 Corinne refuses to play! 656 00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:28,960 Would you like to? 657 00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,280 Tell her to take it easy we will solve everything. 658 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:42,880 Take it easy, they'll work it out. 659 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,560 - Denise! - I'm coming in. 660 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,960 You can't do that! You can't make me the husband of an actress! 661 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:58,880 I was a composer's wife, right? 662 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,120 What are you doing in that suit? 663 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,080 Aren't you ashamed? If Mother Abbess saw you... 664 00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,600 He never goes to the theater. Music, master! 665 00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:15,640 - What's going on? - Don't you see? A young star has arrived. 666 00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,360 What happened? 667 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,040 What is happening to him? 668 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,160 - Where is Corinne? - At home. 669 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,800 - Why? - He found out that he will not play in Paris. 670 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,680 Why won't he play in Paris? 671 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:31,920 what can you do The composer is the boss. 672 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,840 Thank you! That's all what i needed to know! 673 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:51,600 The rooster sings the crow While the soldiers are still sleeping 674 00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:54,200 It's the right time for a lover 675 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:57,920 Take me in your loving arms 676 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,280 Come, my sleeping beauty Come on, honey, let's turn on the alarm 677 00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,920 Please hurry, said the beauty 678 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,800 Sing the sound of the horn 679 00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,480 Trumpets, show your enthusiasm 680 00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:16,760 Sing loud, ring out Clear as a bell 681 00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:22,480 Always, over and over, we'll start over 682 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,720 "It's already over," said the young girl 683 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,440 "It's already over!" 684 00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:34,520 "God, what a bitter little trumpet!" 685 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,160 The sun is rising, come My sleeping beauty 686 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,000 Come on, honey, let's turn on the alarm 687 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:17,880 Don't think about it, it's not good for you! 688 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:19,840 You don't understand! 689 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,720 What I understand is that your Floridor has betrayed you! 690 01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,520 Did he betray me? Come on, finish it! 691 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,840 He can't do that! 692 01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,760 He is more foolish than cruel, poor dear! 693 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:35,960 Poor dear? But he is the one who said that you shouldn't play the part. 694 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:37,360 what did you say 695 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,120 I... I'm just repeating what the director told me. 696 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,040 Did he really do that? 697 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,200 Unthinkable from him! 698 01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:47,880 My poor chick… 699 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:51,840 My poor chick, and when you think about it that I cheated on you with him! 700 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,240 Great God! 701 01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:56,760 Both with Célestin and Floridor. 702 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,800 Make me one like this? 703 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,440 I deserved to be a medalist last year! 704 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:11,400 I wasn't thinking at the time, please forgive me 705 01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:13,160 I'm going to kill him! 706 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,600 I'm going to blow his brains out! 707 01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:19,840 I'll nail him to a tree! 708 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:23,920 I'm going to cut him in two, lengthwise! 709 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,200 I have nothing more to look for here. 710 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:37,360 Léon, I've never seen you like this. 711 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,800 Enough! Quiet! Let the people sleep! 712 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,800 What about me? am i sleeping 713 01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:55,200 Come on, keep going! Don't feel embarrassed! 714 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,200 Since everything is allowed now! 715 01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:58,440 Come on, break it! 716 01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:01,480 You still have a few more pots to break! 717 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,760 Okay… I see, you're right. 718 01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:22,440 This is how the dream ends Beauties from Robinson 719 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:27,000 But for an operetta to be perfect It must end with a song 720 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:31,160 It's time to sing So ends the story of a wrangler 721 01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,240 We must end the celebration 722 01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,400 We take four girls and five or six boys 723 01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:39,080 Before the curtain falls Wait for the flag to wave 724 01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:42,880 Let's all sing together In a chivalrous way 725 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,320 The story, the story 726 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:48,280 The story of the beautiful 727 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:52,520 From Robinson 728 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:25,440 QUIET - SCENE 729 01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:27,760 Silence! 730 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:35,200 {\an8}THE BEAUTY FROM ROBINSON 731 01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:17,720 Open it! 732 01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,600 Open! 733 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,480 We still have time to catch the train from 00:07! 734 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,440 Corporal! A couple ran away in this direction! 735 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,560 - Stop them and take them to the station. - Yes, Commander. 736 01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:13,960 Sorry, forgive me. 737 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:19,560 Hey! Look at the little lady! 738 01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:21,480 is she beautiful 739 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,760 I wish it would fall right into my bed! 740 01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:27,800 Gentlemen! how dare you to make such vulgar comments? 741 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:30,480 - Excuse me, my lord! - This is not a monastery, you know? 742 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:32,680 - Monastery? Is that a hint? - No. 743 01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:34,760 Okay, then. I don't like hints. 744 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:37,640 Lord, maybe you'll leave us alone. 745 01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:39,720 Sure… 746 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,400 There's no need to rush, 747 01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,840 we've only been waiting for six hours! 748 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:03,360 the train was late I waited on the platform for six hours. 749 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:06,200 We'll have to hurry, we have practice in four hours. 750 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:08,280 They must all be ready. 751 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,480 - Sorry, sergeant. - Yes? 752 01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:13,800 I would like to ask your permission to spend the night in the city better. 753 01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:20,160 - And what about your sister? - Yes, I will stay with my sister. 754 01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:23,880 I don't like being made fun of. 755 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,360 - Move, no brains! - Come on! 756 01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:30,840 Enter, the rest. 757 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:34,080 Sorry, according to you. 758 01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:36,400 Please, I'm not mad. 759 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,520 - Goodbye, gentlemen! - Like a lieutenant, right? 760 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,560 Maybe the gentleman prefers to spend the night in town. 761 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:49,920 I can understand why. In fact, it's absolutely delightful! 762 01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:51,680 Move in! 763 01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:53,200 - Can we? - Come in! 764 01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:56,840 I have nothing to do here, me and the lady just followed the group. 765 01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:59,040 I counted the reservists, they're all here. 766 01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:01,480 - Move! - He said: "Move!" 767 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,720 Let me in too. I'll be scared here, alone. 768 01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:13,400 Sorry, little lady, it's not possible. 769 01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,560 You can't come in here with your family. 770 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:19,960 You imagine what it would be like if they all brought their wives and children? 771 01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:20,880 go 772 01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,880 Stop pushing me, I'm warning you! 773 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,920 - I'm not a reservist, I have reservations! - What? 774 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:32,960 I want to see the director! I will complain to the major! 775 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:34,280 - To the major? - Yes. 776 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,480 Pill! 777 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,680 - Yes, sergeant? - Take him to the platoon leader. 778 01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:40,640 - Yes, Sergeant. - Easy, Pillu! 779 01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:45,840 Come on, hurry up! Come on! 780 01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:55,280 Saint Nitouche 781 01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:58,840 My protector 782 01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:05,080 Protect me, dear Virgin 783 01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:11,360 And I promise you that soon 784 01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:18,160 I will behave nicely If it pleases God 785 01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:23,960 Are you the director? 786 01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,160 - The director? - Yes. 787 01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:27,680 What is it about? 788 01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:31,439 - Are you coming to the barracks in a suit? - I'm not coming to the barracks! 789 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:32,640 And then what do you do? 790 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,560 I will explain everything to you. 791 01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:36,640 - We were taking the train... - The one six hours late? 792 01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:41,040 - No, the one at 00:07... - Do you want to leave? Typical reservists! 793 01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:42,399 I'm not a reservist! 794 01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:45,680 - Then what are you doing here? - That's what I'm wondering! Soon sir! 795 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:49,399 I understand now! I know how to deal with rebels! 796 01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:50,960 Go and change. 797 01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:52,399 I can't, someone is waiting for me. 798 01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:54,240 - Are you waiting? - Yes. 799 01:08:54,319 --> 01:08:56,960 - Change! Who is waiting for you? - A young woman. 800 01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:00,040 Do you have young ladies waiting for you? Good for you! 801 01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:04,960 She's a young woman I behaved towards fickle and reprehensible. 802 01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:07,520 Don't tell me your dirty stories! 803 01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:10,680 Come on! I couldn't let myself go cut in two, isn't it? 804 01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:14,080 - Can we? - And especially in length! 805 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:15,960 Right… 806 01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,720 It looks pretty dirty to me! 807 01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:19,720 Unclean? I? 808 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,680 One more word and you're in jail! 809 01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:24,120 - Me, prison? A musician? - Change now! 810 01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:26,760 - First, take a shower. - Shower? 811 01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:30,200 Yes, just like the others. Even more than the others! 812 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:32,640 Go and change. 813 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:35,680 Hey! Be careful, Pillu! 814 01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:43,920 - So you wait here? - As you see. 815 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,840 - Do you love him that much? - Yes. 816 01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:49,479 none of my business I'm not allowed to talk to you. 817 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:51,560 I should tell you to cut it out. 818 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:54,440 But it breaks my heart to see you like this. 819 01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:55,600 Thank you. 820 01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:58,600 - How long will you wait? - Until it comes out again. 821 01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:01,800 Twenty-eight days. wait… Will you wait that long? 822 01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:04,560 He is not a soldier. They will let him go immediately. 823 01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:08,000 Once inside, you go through hell until you come out again! 824 01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:09,520 I speak from experience. 825 01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:11,400 Here you go, a towel and some soap. 826 01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:14,000 Come on, move! 827 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,200 Don't move, Pillu. 828 01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:20,840 Excuse me, where is the exit? 829 01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:23,920 - Did the platoon leader let him go? - No. He needs to take a shower. 830 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,480 Even more than the others. 831 01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:26,720 - Did you understand? - No. 832 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:28,000 Undress! 833 01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:31,360 One tells me to change, another to undress. Make up your mind! 834 01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:32,800 It's funny, isn't it? 835 01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:34,920 Funny or not, I teach you! 836 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,800 - Take off your jacket! - What does he have? 837 01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:38,920 - Okay... - You have three minutes. 838 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,120 In three minutes, everyone is in the shower. 839 01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:46,200 - Didn't you hear me? Undress! - To undress... 840 01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:47,920 - Move your feet! - Yes, yes... 841 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:52,400 sorry… 842 01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:53,640 Sorry! 843 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:59,480 - Sorry, where is the exit? - I think the lord should undress. 844 01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:08,440 Hello, my boy! 845 01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:11,400 Were you trying to run away? I knew it. 846 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:13,680 I promised to keep an eye on you. 847 01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:15,080 - Put that down. - Can we? 848 01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:17,200 - Take it off! - You are really obsessed. 849 01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:18,320 Finally! 850 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,640 - Can you show me the exit? - For? 851 01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:23,200 No thanks. 852 01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:25,160 - Hey, lord! - Yes? 853 01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:26,920 You don't like to wash, do you? 854 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:30,160 Me neither, I hate water. I prefer Beaujolais wine. 855 01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:38,960 Is everyone ready? 856 01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:50,000 Lacroix! 857 01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:51,640 I'm here, platoon leader! 858 01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:54,680 - I asked if everyone is ready. - Yes, platoon leader. 859 01:11:58,400 --> 01:11:59,640 Okay, let it go. 860 01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:14,720 Rub well! 861 01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:16,600 I can't hear anything! 862 01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:22,160 If you washed properly, I would hear! 863 01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:26,080 Harder! 864 01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,000 Come on, what's taking so long? 865 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:44,280 Hey! 866 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,640 I can't leave you like this! 867 01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:09,040 Thank you very much sir. 868 01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,360 - We're welcome. - Thank you. 869 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,600 We're welcome. 870 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:20,840 We're welcome. I would like to to be treated so nicely! 871 01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:24,160 What a bastard I am! 872 01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:27,320 We're welcome. 873 01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:30,080 Behold! 874 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:46,040 EXIT 875 01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:20,680 - Are you kidding me? - Stand in line, just like us! 876 01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,280 What is wrong with these people? 877 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:25,760 How vulgar! While I… 878 01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:28,480 I see you insist on monkeying around. 879 01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:31,000 - You're soaked to the bone. - Well... 880 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:33,280 - From running in the rain? - No, from… 881 01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:35,760 Does the Lord want to entertain his little friends? 882 01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:37,280 - Who, me? - Get in line! 883 01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:40,280 Don't touch me! Come on! Sorry. 884 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:47,400 Father, I don't want to be difficult, 885 01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:49,720 but I've got a little more and I'm losing my temper. 886 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:51,960 Calm down, son. 887 01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:53,600 Forgive me, father. 888 01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:54,960 So… 889 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:19,320 Oh, no… No, I… 890 01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:22,560 Sorry, Pillu. 891 01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:33,320 - Come here! - Me? 892 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:34,360 Come on! 893 01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:40,320 - Sit down. - Yes. 894 01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:47,120 I would like a haircut on the back and sides. 895 01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:48,600 - Sure. - Okay. 896 01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:50,920 I like it better this way… 897 01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:05,480 You pull a bit hard... 898 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,000 At least… 899 01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,920 Freezing cold! Wait, take my coat. 900 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:22,840 We're welcome. 901 01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:25,640 Stringer! You jumped the fence, didn't you? 902 01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:28,040 Stop this man, take him in! 903 01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:36,040 - Is the patrol back? - No, Commander. 904 01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:37,680 I wasn't talking to you! But with the guard. 905 01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:39,040 No, Commander. 906 01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:45,160 Stop that man! The woman, I meant! 907 01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:46,920 A girl in the barracks? 908 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:07,840 This way! 909 01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:10,040 Everyone, over here! 910 01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:11,400 Faster! 911 01:17:12,440 --> 01:17:13,440 Let's go! 912 01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:17,880 Move! 913 01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:32,560 Hey! Coming soon, gentlemen! 914 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:38,720 What's up with this shit? 915 01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:34,320 Excuse me, where is the exit? 916 01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:36,440 what is this What are you doing here? 917 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,680 I... I'm going for a walk! 918 01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:42,720 - Can we? - I'm going for a walk! 919 01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:46,120 - What are you up to? - What I said. 920 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:48,120 I am the duty guard. 921 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:52,040 - We don't have a guard on duty in the yard. - It's a mistake! 922 01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:54,200 What are you armed with? 923 01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:56,840 With nothing. Only with the lantern. 924 01:18:56,920 --> 01:18:59,520 - We don't stand guard with the lantern! - W… well, it should! 925 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:04,320 It's for exercise. Later they will give me an ar… gun. 926 01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:06,400 Serious? I understand now. 927 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:08,920 do you understand The lucky one! 928 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,800 - Silence! - Yes, sir. 929 01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:14,640 - Not "sir", but "commander". - Yes, c... commander. 930 01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:17,240 - "My Commander"! - "Your Commander"! 931 01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:19,240 Lazy! Who put you on guard? 932 01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:22,080 It was just a man passing by, he said… 933 01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:23,920 - A man? - Yes. 934 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,320 Don't put the lantern in my eyes! 935 01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:28,520 Yes, your commander! 936 01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:31,440 These caps are heavy, aren't they? 937 01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:33,360 You look familiar! 938 01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:35,320 I…I doubt it. 939 01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:38,360 I am told that I am… unique! 940 01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:41,600 What a fool I am! The other man had long hair and didn't stutter. 941 01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:44,040 Will you… see? And I have… 942 01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:47,120 I… I stammer! 943 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:50,000 It would be interesting to see a discussion between you and my wife! 944 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:55,240 Can I join my… comrades? 945 01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:59,120 - Yes. - Thank you, your commander. 946 01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:03,160 Wait a minute! 947 01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:05,600 In the barn! I think that's where he's hiding! 948 01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:07,400 It's... it's really likely. 949 01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:09,760 - Let's search together. - P… who are we looking for? 950 01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:10,920 A scammer! 951 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,480 It will be hard to find the real one, 952 01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,120 when I'm so… so… 953 01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:19,400 A man named Floridor! If I told you what he did to me... But you wouldn't understand. 954 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:22,600 - You're not a musician, are you? - M… musician? 955 01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:26,880 Of course not... no! Who would I…impress? 956 01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:29,400 Correct. You're an idiot, but a nice one! 957 01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:32,240 And... and you! 958 01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:34,000 I... I'm sorry. 959 01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:35,760 If I'm looking for me, I won't find myself! 960 01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:38,160 - What did you say? - I was thinking out loud. 961 01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:40,280 If you find me, I'll give you a meatball! 962 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:48,000 - Okay, go up. - Do you want me to go up there? 963 01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:50,240 Will you question everything I say? 964 01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:52,760 No... I don't doubt it! 965 01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:54,040 D… you just… stutter me. 966 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:56,040 - Okay. Go up. - I'm going up, then. 967 01:20:57,960 --> 01:20:59,200 S… excuse me. 968 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:09,200 How strange! I see that back everywhere! 969 01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:14,960 Hey soldier! 970 01:21:20,480 --> 01:21:21,720 So soldier? 971 01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:25,240 Do you run away when you see your superior? Punishment four days! 972 01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:28,160 André, you want to punish me how many times you see me! 973 01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:29,160 Denise! 974 01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:32,640 What are you doing here in this suit? 975 01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:34,760 I see you are still playing. 976 01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:37,960 don't be bad I can explain everything. 977 01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:40,320 No way! I don't want explanations! 978 01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:42,560 You can hurt my feelings. 979 01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:46,800 You were in a tutu earlier, and now in the dragon. That's all. 980 01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:48,680 I should get used to it. 981 01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:51,520 - I think it's normal for an actress. - Andre... 982 01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,600 I don't care about any of that! 983 01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:57,320 When I got to the station and I saw you weren't there 984 01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,360 i felt so hopeless empty inside. 985 01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:02,800 i can't live without you 986 01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:06,200 Dressed in dragon, Chinese woman or clerk, I would marry you! 987 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:08,960 i will never love you long enough! 988 01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:15,800 So? what are you doing 989 01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:17,720 If it's not there, go back down! 990 01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:24,200 This time, I'm sure! 991 01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:27,600 I'm absolutely sure! Are you going down or not? 992 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:30,960 Im… impossible… I cornered him! 993 01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:33,160 Would you like to? 994 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:37,400 Wretched m… wretched! N... you won't escape me! 995 01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:41,320 Would you like to? don't leave me Floridor, shall I pass? 996 01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:43,720 C... that's right! 997 01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:45,560 I will kill you! 998 01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:51,240 A... careful, n... not in the nose! It's f… very fragile! 999 01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:53,040 In the stomach, then! 1000 01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:58,640 And… and the stomach is. B… well, I… forgive you. 1001 01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:01,840 Tell the idiot Major 1002 01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:04,160 that no one can behave so with Floridor! 1003 01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:08,800 D… sir! 1004 01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:13,960 He was…said to have di…dis…disappeared! 1005 01:23:16,440 --> 01:23:18,360 It's gone, isn't it? 1006 01:23:18,440 --> 01:23:20,240 Well, I… I… 1007 01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:24,120 My, my! 1008 01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:28,000 did you fall 1009 01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:31,240 - Give me your hand! - Stop being nervous! 1010 01:23:31,320 --> 01:23:35,080 - Get me out of here! - Only if you behave nicely! 1011 01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:39,840 - Tomorrow, at dawn, I will kill you! - At dawn? 1012 01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:44,360 - Consider yourself challenged! - Sure. 1013 01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:47,880 - What weapon do you choose? - None. 1014 01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:51,560 I choose to wield the sword until I kill you! 1015 01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:54,480 I don't participate in duels. I am a musician and a Catholic. 1016 01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,880 - Then you will be dishonored! - Well... I don't care! 1017 01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:02,040 You can stay here. 1018 01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:26,320 What indecency! 1019 01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:30,200 Miss Denise? 1020 01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:32,960 Stop it! 1021 01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:34,840 André, please help him. 1022 01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:37,160 - He is such a good man. - All right. 1023 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:42,040 No, Commander, don't get angry! 1024 01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:44,440 You will find out the real story of Miss Nitouche. 1025 01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:47,400 If you only knew what a wonderful operetta it could be. 1026 01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:55,320 THE LYRIC THEATER 1027 01:25:02,480 --> 01:25:04,040 Has it not arrived yet? 1028 01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:06,160 - Where will she be? - Incredible! 1029 01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:08,920 - We can't start without him! - I'll show him! 1030 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,360 You can have a heart of stone and still be tender. 1031 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:14,120 I wanted to see the monastery one last time, goodbye 1032 01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:15,600 So you're leaving me? 1033 01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:18,160 We had fun together. 1034 01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:20,400 what do you want That's life! 1035 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:26,400 It's because of that woman. 1036 01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:28,400 Yes. 1037 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,760 I knew it! It's a creature that… 1038 01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:34,800 Forgive me, Your Holiness. I was about to swear. 1039 01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:37,760 You don't know her very well. 1040 01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:39,520 Maybe. 1041 01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:49,560 If you love her, Floridor 1042 01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:52,320 Unfortunately, like a madman, Célestin 1043 01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:55,200 Then I must yield, Floridor 1044 01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:57,880 How generous of you, Célestin 1045 01:25:57,960 --> 01:26:00,760 For those who love Floridor 1046 01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:03,320 I love Célestin too 1047 01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:06,440 And kisses for Floridor 1048 01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:09,840 I'm also for Célestin 1049 01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:13,960 Because Célestin is Floridor 1050 01:26:14,040 --> 01:26:16,200 And Floridor is Célestin 1051 01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:27,200 We start in five minutes, Floridor is never late! 1052 01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:28,720 What is he up to? 1053 01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:30,600 Hello Miss Nitouche! 1054 01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:36,120 Hello Miss Nitouche. 1055 01:26:36,200 --> 01:26:37,720 Hello, Mrs. Floridor! 1056 01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:40,080 Don't say that, not even jokingly! 1057 01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:42,200 Hello, little Miss La Vauzelle. 1058 01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:45,680 So this is the music room. Just like the monastery. 1059 01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:47,280 Yes, exactly the same! 1060 01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:51,560 Only the harmony was on the right and the piano on the left. 1061 01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:54,240 You know, Floridor changed that. It was his idea. 1062 01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:57,520 We will tell the story about how André and I met. 1063 01:26:57,600 --> 01:27:01,000 My very serious love could to make people laugh… 1064 01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:03,200 No, you'll see. It's very sweet. 1065 01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:05,960 I hope it didn't change the story too much. 1066 01:27:06,040 --> 01:27:07,600 Well, at least a little. 1067 01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:12,280 is he my husband 1068 01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:15,120 Yes. 1069 01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:18,400 Darling, how terrible! 1070 01:27:18,480 --> 01:27:20,080 I married an old man! 1071 01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:22,600 He's not an old man, he's a young star. 1072 01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:24,400 Haven't you been to the theater before? 1073 01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:27,600 Yes, but... 1074 01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:30,520 Apparently I prefer real life. 1075 01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:06,320 THE END 1076 01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:08,880 Subtitling: Simona Pătru