1 00:00:01,959 --> 00:00:03,539 So I was on my way to meet Bennett for dinner, 2 00:00:03,625 --> 00:00:04,995 and there's this squirrel in the street, 3 00:00:05,083 --> 00:00:07,173 just running free, so I yell, "Squirrel," 4 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:09,670 and swerve 'cause I don't want the poor fella to be road kill. 5 00:00:09,750 --> 00:00:11,080 Don't worry, he scampered off just fine. 6 00:00:11,375 --> 00:00:15,245 But to answer your question, no, there's no one named Stu here. 7 00:00:16,834 --> 00:00:19,834 All right, now I've recorded everything Ellen just said. 8 00:00:19,959 --> 00:00:21,289 You ready to see how we turn this into 9 00:00:21,375 --> 00:00:23,285 a really cool prank using my soundboard app? 10 00:00:23,583 --> 00:00:26,673 -I don't understand Da-da. -I'm hungry. 11 00:00:26,917 --> 00:00:28,077 Perfect. Let's do it. 12 00:00:29,709 --> 00:00:31,499 ELLEN'S VOICE: Bennett, dinner is almost ready. 13 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:33,793 Okay, honey. What are we having? 14 00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:35,955 Road kill stew. 15 00:00:36,041 --> 00:00:38,331 ( Stan laughs ) 16 00:00:39,083 --> 00:00:41,833 That's just a funny sorta name for it, right? 17 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:44,577 I mean, we're not having actual road kill. 18 00:00:44,667 --> 00:00:45,497 Squirrel! 19 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:50,963 Squirrel? Are you kidding me? 20 00:00:51,041 --> 00:00:52,081 No! 21 00:00:54,291 --> 00:00:57,751 You mean, you're actually cooking squirrel for dinner? 22 00:00:57,834 --> 00:00:59,964 I found a free squirrel in the street. 23 00:01:00,041 --> 00:01:01,331 Poor fella. Dinner. 24 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:03,671 ( laughing ) 25 00:01:04,041 --> 00:01:07,331 Is this because I asked you to spend less money on shoes? 26 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,080 So I got dinner. 27 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:16,126 No, no, no. We are not eating that. 28 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,960 But it's locally grown and organic. 29 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:24,458 Okay, you win. Buy all the shoes you want. 30 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:26,249 Yes! Wait, what? 31 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:28,043 Never mind. I don't care. I'm gonna buy shoes. 32 00:01:28,125 --> 00:01:29,665 You said buy shoes, I'll buy shoes. 33 00:01:30,542 --> 00:01:31,832 ( laughing ) Yeah! 34 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,957 He thought he was gonna eat squirrel. 35 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:35,211 You guys like that prank? 36 00:01:35,458 --> 00:01:37,208 So can we eat the squirrel? 37 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,630 No, you guys don't understand pranks. 38 00:01:39,709 --> 00:01:41,079 There is no squirrel. 39 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:42,793 I wanted squirrel. 40 00:01:42,875 --> 00:01:45,035 Why can't we have squirrel? 41 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:47,125 Are you mad at us? 42 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,538 ( crying ) What did we do wrong? 43 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:51,786 ( puppies crying ) 44 00:01:53,792 --> 00:01:56,502 Okay, okay. I'll get you a squirrel. 45 00:01:56,875 --> 00:01:57,745 Yay! 46 00:01:57,834 --> 00:01:58,964 What's a squirrel? 47 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:03,713 There is no end to the fun I'm gonna be able to have 48 00:02:03,792 --> 00:02:05,132 with my soundboard. 49 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,168 I can't wait to mess around with some of the things 50 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:08,920 I caught Robert saying. 51 00:02:11,041 --> 00:02:12,921 Robert, you deleted it? 52 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:17,583 Always one step ahead. 53 00:02:19,291 --> 00:02:20,501 ( theme music playing ) 54 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:38,707 Knockity-knockity. 55 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:42,455 You don't knock and say, "Knockity-knockity." 56 00:02:42,542 --> 00:02:43,922 ( scoffs ) Amateurs. 57 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,923 Look, Karl, one of your drones crashed in our yard. 58 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,630 -You can't prove it's mine. -It says Air Fink One on the side. 59 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:55,668 I am glad you're here, because I am bursting with news. 60 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:57,670 I have a girlfriend. 61 00:02:57,750 --> 00:03:00,080 What the what? You have a girlfriend? 62 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:01,286 Who is she? What's her name? 63 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:03,665 Her name is... made up. 64 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,210 I made her up so you think I'm cool, 65 00:03:05,291 --> 00:03:06,461 but I'm not, so carry on with your day. 66 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:09,578 When you say "made her up," 67 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:12,037 you don't mean built her out of robot parts, do you? 68 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,535 Because after the last one attacked a mall, I thought you quit. 69 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:17,460 Well, there really is no reason 70 00:03:17,542 --> 00:03:19,292 for me not to tell you, is there? 71 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:21,253 So yes, I should? 72 00:03:21,792 --> 00:03:23,542 But I won't. There's no such person. 73 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:26,751 Yeah, I have trouble imagining 74 00:03:26,834 --> 00:03:29,584 how odd someone would have to be to be your actual girlfriend. 75 00:03:30,959 --> 00:03:33,249 Well, I wouldn't say odd just because she dresses in black. 76 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:36,457 And is quiet. Very quiet. 77 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,000 A librarian. 78 00:03:38,417 --> 00:03:40,247 An angry, angry librarian. 79 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:41,833 Yes, you don't want to return your books late to her. 80 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,037 That's the gal for me. 81 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:46,672 Actually, now that I think about it, 82 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:48,750 maybe I do know a girl who's right for you. 83 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:50,924 Oh, really? Who is this enchanting creature? 84 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,790 You already have a girlfriend. 85 00:03:53,417 --> 00:03:54,917 Max? What are you doing in Karl's... 86 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,540 Oh, my what the what? 87 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:02,631 Okay, fine. You know. Karl's my boyfriend. 88 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:05,329 And apparently, it's only a secret when I'm talking. 89 00:04:07,291 --> 00:04:08,331 I'm sorry. 90 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:10,827 I thought it was best if we kept it a secret for now. 91 00:04:11,041 --> 00:04:13,081 You know how things are when you're in a group of friends 92 00:04:13,166 --> 00:04:15,326 and two of them start dating. It ruins the whole dynamic. 93 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:18,287 Don't worry, we can still be friends even if you guys are dating. 94 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:20,543 I'm actually glad that you two got together. 95 00:04:20,709 --> 00:04:22,749 I was worried that neither one of you would find happiness 96 00:04:22,834 --> 00:04:25,294 and you'd both end up becoming super-villains and we couldn't hang out. 97 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:26,785 Super-villains? Huh. 98 00:04:27,041 --> 00:04:29,001 I am pretty disappointed in humanity. 99 00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:31,673 And I too have a pretty good idea for a Doomsday machine. 100 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:32,880 TOGETHER: Power couple! 101 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:39,710 Good. You're all here. 102 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:42,172 I have something very special for one of you. 103 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:44,080 -A new car? -Premium channels? 104 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:45,916 Hugs for my favorite daddy. 105 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,750 That's how you get a pony. 106 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:50,918 So far, Chloe's winning. 107 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,754 I have one extra ticket to a huge, 108 00:04:54,834 --> 00:04:58,134 once-in-a-lifetime event at the museum this week-- 109 00:04:58,208 --> 00:05:01,828 Oh, just take Avery. You two always end up at the educational things together. 110 00:05:01,917 --> 00:05:04,417 I already asked. She's busy, she has a school thing. 111 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:07,130 Can't attend something educational because of school. 112 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:09,461 Is that ironic? No, really, is it? 113 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:11,462 I've never been quite clear on what irony is, 114 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:13,332 which is ironic, maybe. I don't know. 115 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,580 So you graduated early, huh? 116 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:21,250 What this means is that one of you can now go with me. 117 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:23,503 -Why not take Mom? -What? Take Chloe. 118 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:25,753 I can't go. Who'll watch my pony? 119 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:30,383 Look, I only ask for two things in life: 120 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:33,578 one, no questions while I watch Upton Carriage House-- 121 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,497 -Those English accents-- -And two, 122 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:38,833 someone to go to the museum with me. 123 00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:41,999 You guys figure out which one is going, and tell me later. 124 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:43,633 We certainly will. 125 00:05:43,709 --> 00:05:45,039 -We got it. -CHLOE: Take Tyler. 126 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:49,245 ( phone rings ) 127 00:05:49,667 --> 00:05:52,787 -Hello. -Tyler, it's Tyler, from the future. 128 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:56,673 Oh, yeah, well, if you're me, 129 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,630 then what's my Buddy Bop password? 130 00:05:58,709 --> 00:06:00,539 1-2-3-4-5-? 131 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:02,375 Whoa, the only people who know that 132 00:06:02,458 --> 00:06:05,078 are me and my dog who asked me that this morning. 133 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:08,125 ( chuckling ) 134 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,920 So what's my life like in the future? 135 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,670 -Okay. -Yes! 136 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,084 Now do you understand how pranks are funny? 137 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:20,206 I saw a butterfly in the window. 138 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:22,923 My feet smell like corn chips. 139 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:26,625 Well, we're getting closer. 140 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:33,751 So, Lindsay, there's something I was dying to tell you, 141 00:06:33,834 --> 00:06:36,214 but Karl and Max wanted to tell you themselves. 142 00:06:36,291 --> 00:06:38,881 Lindsay, I have a girlfriend. 143 00:06:38,959 --> 00:06:40,129 And I have a boyfriend. 144 00:06:40,208 --> 00:06:41,458 Well, that's a coincidence. 145 00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:47,754 -Actually, I like Karl. -And I like Max. 146 00:06:47,834 --> 00:06:50,174 What about your boyfriend? And your girlfriend? 147 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:51,710 So many people are being hurt. 148 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:55,455 Lindsay, I don't think you're quite following. 149 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:57,382 I'm not just following, I'm one step ahead of you. 150 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:58,328 The only way to make this work 151 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:00,247 is if your girlfriend and your boyfriend get together. 152 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:02,753 I think we can pull this off. Hands in. 153 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:05,955 Max is dating Karl. 154 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:07,671 They're dating each other exclusively. 155 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:10,130 There's no other boyfriend or girlfriend. 156 00:07:10,208 --> 00:07:11,498 Oh! 157 00:07:11,583 --> 00:07:12,923 Eww! 158 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Uh... aww! 159 00:07:16,792 --> 00:07:18,172 I went through those stages, too. 160 00:07:19,834 --> 00:07:22,754 But when two friends in a group date, doesn't that make things weird? 161 00:07:22,834 --> 00:07:23,924 TOGETHER: It's not weird. 162 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,540 ( gasping, laughing ) 163 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:28,745 Here's hoping that never happens again. 164 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:32,629 All right, TV night. 165 00:07:32,709 --> 00:07:34,329 Two minutes until Liars Cove. 166 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:37,457 I can't wait to find out if Claudia tells Asher she's falling in love with Raif. 167 00:07:37,709 --> 00:07:39,629 The barista with a past. 168 00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:43,705 Karl and I decided we don't wanna watch Liars Cove tonight. 169 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:45,542 We always watch Liars Cove. 170 00:07:45,709 --> 00:07:46,629 New tradition. 171 00:07:46,709 --> 00:07:48,499 Max wants to watch The Shuffling Doomed, 172 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:51,043 so come on, let's watch The Shuffling Doomed. 173 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:53,575 I can't wait to see who's doomed and who's shuffling. 174 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:56,415 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 175 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,130 You can't just say, "New tradition, 176 00:07:58,250 --> 00:08:00,380 "Max wants to dut-dut-doy." 177 00:08:01,792 --> 00:08:03,962 You are paraphrasing me. I want that noted. 178 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:07,666 My point is, Karl, you should think for yourself. 179 00:08:07,834 --> 00:08:09,384 I always think for myself, 180 00:08:09,458 --> 00:08:11,668 and I want to watch... say Shuffling Doomed. 181 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,170 Just Shuffling Doomed. 182 00:08:16,917 --> 00:08:19,287 All right, we are ready for game night. And we brought the games. 183 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:20,785 Thank you so much. 184 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,495 I know we usually do this at Lindsay's, 185 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:24,923 but Max and I were so looking forward to hosting. 186 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,170 ( gasps ) The hostess gifts you brought can go here. 187 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:32,000 No? Okay. No worries. 188 00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:33,673 We'll hold up our end. 189 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:38,415 Tonight we're going to play the new Realm of the Tower video game 190 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:41,580 in honor of the upcoming convention in the park, we can't wait. 191 00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:43,922 But we always play one of these games. 192 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:47,083 I mean, Lindsay gets confused, Max gets annoyed, 193 00:08:47,166 --> 00:08:49,126 Karl accuses me of loading the dice. 194 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:50,828 Come on, tradition. 195 00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:53,498 Wait, who gets confused? 196 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:57,040 -Take that. -And that. 197 00:08:57,125 --> 00:08:59,035 -And that. -Finish it off. 198 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,825 ( both growling ) 199 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:03,920 That was delightful. 200 00:09:06,041 --> 00:09:08,291 Yeah. I think I gotta get going. 201 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:10,042 So what do you all wanna do tomorrow? 202 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:13,416 You know what? The rest of you guys have fun. 203 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,670 -I just wanna be alone. -Yeah, me, too. 204 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:16,825 -Wanna go to my house? -Totally. 205 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,750 Well, I'm still reeling from no hostess gifts. 206 00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:24,044 Who raised them? 207 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:29,037 Hey, Max, where's Karl? 208 00:09:29,542 --> 00:09:30,632 Oh, that. 209 00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:32,631 Yeah, we broke up. 210 00:09:39,291 --> 00:09:42,501 Max, why did you and Karl break up? 211 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,173 When you guys walked out last night, 212 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,000 it was so obvious that our relationship 213 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:48,133 was ruining the dynamics of the group. 214 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,248 I told Karl we couldn't let that happen, 215 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,463 and the two of us started to fight about it. 216 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:55,963 He said some things to me, I said some things to him, 217 00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:57,961 I gave him back his vial of vampire blood, 218 00:09:58,041 --> 00:10:01,291 which was pretty clearly just hot sauce in a bud vase. 219 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,080 And, well, it's over. 220 00:10:05,959 --> 00:10:07,329 Are you okay, Max? 221 00:10:07,417 --> 00:10:10,247 No, I'm not okay. He broke my heart. 222 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:15,625 I know you gave that to me for my birthday, Avery, 223 00:10:15,709 --> 00:10:17,789 but any heart that's not shattered mocks me. 224 00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:22,167 Tia, run. Don't ask why. 225 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:28,080 Run all you want, Tia. We have fifth period together. 226 00:10:29,583 --> 00:10:31,333 Max, it was one fight. 227 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:33,918 If you feel that strongly, maybe you guys can fix it. 228 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,710 Well, if he came back to me and apologized, I'd listen to him, 229 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:39,292 but there is no way I'm going crawling back to him. 230 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,213 I feel terrible. 231 00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:45,961 Max was worried that dating Karl would mess up the group, 232 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:48,501 and when we walked out on them, we proved her right. 233 00:10:49,291 --> 00:10:51,001 We're the reason they broke up. 234 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:52,577 I'm gonna go talk to Karl. 235 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,961 Oh, no, Avery, I just remembered. 236 00:10:55,041 --> 00:10:57,921 There's a blood drive on campus, and everyone's getting heart stickers. 237 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,080 Cancel the drive, cancel the drive! 238 00:11:03,959 --> 00:11:08,499 Chloe, I'm worried that you and your daddy aren't spending enough time together. 239 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,040 Brainstorm! Maybe that museum thing would be fun for you two, huh? 240 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:14,575 This isn't mani-pedi time. 241 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,917 It's a trap. Run for it, Chloe. 242 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,543 Chloe. As your mother, 243 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:23,415 I order you to go to the museum with your father. 244 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:26,383 I think if this were a thing you could order me to do, 245 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:27,748 you would've done that first. 246 00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:30,583 Dang it. 247 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,792 Just for that, you have to brush your teeth extra well tonight. 248 00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:36,789 -I do that anyway. -Dang it! 249 00:11:38,792 --> 00:11:39,632 Hey, Chloe. 250 00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:42,667 It's too bad you're not going to the museum. 251 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,920 Bet there'll be a lot of pretty girls there. 252 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,210 Pretty girls love art. 253 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:47,961 Smart pretty girls. 254 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,131 I've been down that road. 255 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,498 It's all fun and games till one of us has to talk. 256 00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:55,831 Tyler, I'm sure you have plenty to say 257 00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:58,247 to a smart... ah, forget it. 258 00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,674 You know what we should do is come up with a plan 259 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,000 to trick Mom into going. 260 00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:05,043 We can tell there'll be a bunch of celebrities there. 261 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,205 She does love celebrities. 262 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,501 I've seen her run up to seven different women yelling 263 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,293 "Amy Adams, I love you!" 264 00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:14,039 Amy Adams? 265 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:15,375 Oh. 266 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:19,205 So it's too bad you're not going to the museum. 267 00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:21,171 There's a lot of celebrities there. 268 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,080 Yeah, smart celebrities. 269 00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:26,956 It's all fun and games until they start yammerin' on about melting icebergs. 270 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:29,076 TOGETHER: Dang it! 271 00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:34,495 Karl, listen. 272 00:12:35,709 --> 00:12:36,919 Karl, listen. 273 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,208 Max is really upset about the break-up. 274 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,423 She's upset, is she? 275 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:45,250 Is she carrying a candelabra in her hands? 276 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:50,294 Is she composing a toccata of misery for pipe organ in D Minor? 277 00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:53,915 ( funereal organ music plays ) 278 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:58,541 Is she wearing a gloomy cape? 279 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:01,495 Oh, be a lamb and hand me that gloomy cape behind you. 280 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:12,463 Well, if you're as upset as she is, you guys could get together again. 281 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,325 If you just go to her and apologize, 282 00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:16,787 -she'll forgive you. -Me, apologize? 283 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:19,205 Why doesn't she come apologize to me? 284 00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,377 Finks do not apologize. 285 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,830 We grovel, we surrender, we flip-flop, 286 00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:26,417 but we do it sans apology. 287 00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:30,459 You are just as stubborn as Max is. 288 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:34,290 Well, if I'm too stubborn to apologize, and she's too stubborn to apologize, 289 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:35,915 then our relationship is doomed. 290 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,330 Anyone who isn't a complete dolt could see that. 291 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,246 You'll explain it to Lindsay. 292 00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:41,577 As soon as I see her. 293 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,575 ( phone chimes ) 294 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,290 ( Avery narrating ) 295 00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,209 BENNETT: But, Avery, I thought-- 296 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,375 -Well, how did she know that-- -( phone chimes ) 297 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,080 Okay, family meeting. 298 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,536 Listen, I wanted to tell you guys-- 299 00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:16,539 -I can't make it. -I've got a thing that day. 300 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,285 My doctor says it might kill me. 301 00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,503 You people. 302 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:24,503 Fine. No one has to go with me to the museum. 303 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:25,575 ( all sighing with relief ) 304 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,130 I just thought you might enjoy 305 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:30,418 the greatest rock show Pasadena will ever see. 306 00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:31,917 Rock show? 307 00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,673 Did you say rock show? I like rock shows. 308 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,422 Not just any rock show. 309 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,460 The rock show of the decade. 310 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:41,213 The Stones will be so close, you can touch them. 311 00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:42,748 -The Stones? -Mm-hm. 312 00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:44,214 The Stones? 313 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,421 ( gasping ) 314 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,415 Chloe, his is perfect. 315 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,790 The Rolling Stones are Mom's favorite rock band. 316 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,535 Now she'll wanna go and we're off the hook. 317 00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:56,879 The Stones will be there? And so close, I can touch them? 318 00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,956 I tried that once and they threw me out. 319 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,500 Why are the Stones gonna be at the museum? 320 00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:04,497 Probably 'cause they're fossils. 321 00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:08,714 Tyler, there's gonna be something there for everyone. 322 00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:10,502 Let me say two words: 323 00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:12,253 Volcanic rock. 324 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,038 -Volcanic rock? -Mm-hm. 325 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,713 That sounds awesome. 326 00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:17,582 ♪ Volcanic rock! ♪ 327 00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:20,921 Suddenly, this sounds exciting. 328 00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:24,127 This is great. I'll get tickets for everyone. 329 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,463 Are you sure? It seems like it's gonna be a really tough ticket. 330 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:30,630 I know the guy who stores the stones in their velvet-lined cases between shows. 331 00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:32,792 I am just hearing about this now? 332 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,455 AVERY'S VOICE: Stan is bad. He's very, very bad. 333 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,790 Okay, yes, I drank from the toilet before I licked you. 334 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,705 I did it once, we were having a fight. 335 00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:48,917 Stan is hummingbird. Short pants, carrot weasel. 336 00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:51,128 Wait a minute. 337 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,080 -We pranked you, Da-da. -( laughs ) 338 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,456 You're a short pants carrot weasel. 339 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,075 You did it! You pranked your old man. 340 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:06,576 Oh, boy. Here come the tears of pride. 341 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,416 Wait a minute. 342 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,880 Who are you calling a short pants carrot weasel? 343 00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,535 ( girls laughing ) 344 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,375 Oops. Better put this away. 345 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,785 TYLER'S VOICE: Hey, good-lookin'. Thanks for the smile. 346 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:22,381 Oh, my gosh. Your brother just called me good-looking. 347 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:30,168 It's just a recording of Tyler talking to himself in the mirror. 348 00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:31,665 It's a soundboard app. 349 00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:33,379 Well, that's a little less flattering. 350 00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:38,878 Wait a minute. This could be how we can help Karl and Max. 351 00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:41,459 They're both too stubborn to apologize to each other. 352 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,752 What if we make them think the other's apologized 353 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,334 using the soundboard app while they're both 354 00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:46,747 at the Realm of the Tower convention? 355 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,080 I think we can pull this off. Hands in. 356 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:54,000 Avery, why is your dog hands-inning with us? 357 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,830 -Do you see them? -Yeah, there's Max. 358 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,417 AVERY: And there's Karl. 359 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,630 So does your soundboard guy 360 00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:11,459 have the recordings of Max and Karl programmed in? 361 00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:14,132 Yes, and he has cut them together seamlessly. 362 00:17:14,542 --> 00:17:15,792 Max, this is... 363 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,705 ( forcefully ) Karl Fink! 364 00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:20,581 So who's your sound guy? 365 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,038 STAN: I am the dark of the dying 366 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,825 that envelops the dreams of the forgotten. 367 00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:29,633 Nah, no, I'm just kidding. 368 00:17:29,709 --> 00:17:31,419 I'm a regular soundboard guy. 369 00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:34,629 Ooh, he sounds complicated. 370 00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:35,749 Is he single? 371 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:39,208 Nope. Married. Couple of kids. 372 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:42,081 He doesn't make a lot of money, so occasionally, I throw him a bone. 373 00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:43,246 ( laughs ) 374 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,455 That is funny for reasons I cannot tell you. 375 00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:47,288 Let's go. 376 00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:50,747 Lindsay. 377 00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:58,463 Hello. I'm Max. 378 00:17:59,917 --> 00:18:02,377 Max, you have wounded me deeply. 379 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,708 It will take someone with a poet's soul and a silver tongue to win me back. 380 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,382 Max heart Karl. 381 00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,958 Well, you make a good case. 382 00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:15,789 Max, this is Karl Fink! 383 00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:19,037 What do you want, Karl? 384 00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:21,125 Karl Fink! 385 00:18:22,792 --> 00:18:25,832 Okay, fine. What do you want, Karl Fink? 386 00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:27,917 Karl Fink! 387 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,627 Stupid soundboard app. 388 00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:33,459 It was working fine before. 389 00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,292 Why did I upgrade? 390 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,753 Unless you're here to apologize, 391 00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,334 I have nothing to say to you. 392 00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:41,417 Perfect. 393 00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,165 I'm here to apologize. 394 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,710 All I wanted was for you to give me an apology. 395 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,000 I wanted to give you an apology. 396 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,915 Karl Fink! 397 00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:55,079 Thank you, Karl. 398 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,170 Your saying that means a lot to me. 399 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,880 Your saying that means a lot to me. 400 00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:00,039 Whoopsie. 401 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,633 Are you making fun of me? 402 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,999 No, no. Apology. 403 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,753 Apology, apology. 404 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:10,915 Why are you just standing there staring at me? 405 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,710 Are you waiting for me to kiss you? 406 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:15,042 Fine, fine. Fine. 407 00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:17,957 Okay, then, here I come. 408 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,245 You're sending me mixed signals. 409 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,213 Well, I've heard romance can be confusing. 410 00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:25,211 How do so many stupid people do it? 411 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:31,378 So you've been standing there awfully quiet for a while. 412 00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:33,214 You don't want a kiss, do you? 413 00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:34,711 Stupid people do it. 414 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,250 So that's a yes then? 415 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,750 It's gonna be easy to catch you. 416 00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:43,584 You're kinda running like Lindsay. 417 00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:48,002 She does run like the zombies on Shuffling Doomed. 418 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:51,745 So we're back together? 419 00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:56,214 Yes, because one of us had the courage to accept an apology when it was offered. 420 00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:57,331 BOTH: You're welcome. 421 00:19:58,291 --> 00:19:59,501 I don't know what just happened, 422 00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,423 but I believe a kiss was in the air a moment ago. 423 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:05,379 Oh, look. Our plan worked. 424 00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:06,668 They're gonna kiss. 425 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:10,250 BOTH: Oh! Ew! 426 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,035 Uh. Aww! 427 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,130 But why are they kissing with the heads on? 428 00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:22,173 Trust me. It's better this way. 429 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:25,995 Sir, that's my hat. 430 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,540 Sir, that's my hat! 431 00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:30,924 ( Stan narrating ) 432 00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:39,581 You left me locked in the tower. 433 00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,245 A good thing I have this Rapunzel wig. 434 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,665 Now I just need to wait for my prince. 435 00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:57,333 I thought we were gonna see the Stones at a rock show. 436 00:20:57,792 --> 00:21:00,462 Not the stones at a rock show. 437 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:03,713 "Igneous is bliss"? 438 00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:05,252 I don't even know what this means, 439 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,673 but I know it's not funny. 440 00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:11,462 I can't believe you let me go to a museum dressed like this. 441 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,245 I told you you could buy a sweatshirt at the gift shop. 442 00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:20,578 Why would I do that? 443 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,497 Amy Adams gave me the thumbs up. 444 00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:27,378 That wasn't Amy... Ugh, forget it.