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So, here's what's happening.

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Princess was gonna have our puppies

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at the most luxurious dog spa ever.

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The kids and I sneaked in.

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I am zee famous Doctor Monfort
here to deliver zese puppies.

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You are an impostor!

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I challenge you to a duel.

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Umph, umph.

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I brought Ellen to a dog spa.

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( laughing ) But she doesn't know.

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Say hi to your son and daughter, Stan.

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STAN: I'm naming them Freddy and Gracie.

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Get a good look 'cause my family's
not keeping them.

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When they're old enough,
we're giving them away.

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No! I can't lose my puppies.

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I can't believe Heather's family

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is gonna give the puppies away
when they're old enough.

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I love Gracie and Freddy.

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I love them, too. They were born
with great hair, just like me.

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You Photoshopped that.

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Not everything that's awesome

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is computer-generated, Avery,
and yes, I did.

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Guys, we can't let Heather
give away my children.

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Wait a minute.

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Maybe this isn't a bad thing.

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You monster!

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What if we adopt the puppies?

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You didn't let me finish.

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You monster with a heart full of love,

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misunderstood by everyone around you.

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Like Gustov, the imaginary monster

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that lives under my bed.

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At first he scared me,
but then we became friends.

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Gustov love Chloe.

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Right back you, G!

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I'm sure it won't be that hard
to convince Mom and Dad

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to have two more dogs.

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After all, Stan is so easy.

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Stan got into the trash.

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There is garbage everywhere.

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Boy, I'm glad we don't
have more than one dog.

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Well, that's unfortunate timing.

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After my wonderful day at the spa,

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the last thing I need is
this kind of added stress.

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Maybe I should just go back to the spa.

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No!

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I'll just hose you down in the backyard.

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You know, it was a lot like that.

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Look, I'm sorry Stan
got into the trash, Mom.

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Maybe the problem is Stan needs company.

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Maybe we should get another dog.

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Or maybe two more dogs.

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But where will we get them? Oh, I know.

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Stan and Princess just had puppies.

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Problem solved. Love hugs.

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Whoa, wait a minute, wait a minute.

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Stan and Princess had puppies?

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And Heather's going to give them away.

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We really want to take them.

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What do you say? Can we?

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I'm a teenager.

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This could be the last hug
you ever get from me.

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I see how much this means to you guys,

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but you know I'm not a dog person.

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You monster!

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I'm sorry, we're not getting
two more dogs.

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You didn't let me finish.

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You horrible, horrible monster!

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I realize you have some concerns,

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but I want to let you guys know

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if you allow us to keep the puppies,

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we promise we will never do
anything wrong ever again.

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( sneezes )

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We will never do
anything wrong ever again.

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Or sit on that couch.

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Come on, you can't let Gracie and Freddy

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go to someone else.

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They're Stan's children.

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Sweetie, Stan is just a dog.

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It's not like he'll know the difference.

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It's normal when a dog has puppies
for the family not to keep them.

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We promise we'll talk to Heather's family

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and make sure the puppies
go to a nice, responsible home.

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Now that's the end of the discussion.

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You see, Bennett,
this is what I was afraid of.

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All this disagreement has taken me
out of my relaxed state.

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I need to go back to the spa.

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I said I would take you out
back and hose you down.

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Set the nozzle to blast
to get my hard-to-reach spots.

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( theme music playing )

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We have eight weeks until the puppies are
old enough to leave Princess,

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and then Heather will give them away.

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Okay, this doll is Mom.

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This is Dad.

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These are the puppies.

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And this is Heather. What do we do?

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What are we gonna use those for?

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This is my chance,

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Avery never plays dolls with me anymore.

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But I told you I'd do it.

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It's not the same.

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Guys, the clock is ticking.

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What do we do to keep the puppies?

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Best idea wins a ham.

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Stan, we love the puppies.

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You don't have to offer us a reward.

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Good, because I already ate the ham.

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And for similar reasons,

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best idea also does not get a pork chop,

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a bowl of rice, or a vacuum bag.

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( speaking in French accent)
I have got it!

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I will dress up as a French doctor again.

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Tyler, that doesn't work for everything.

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Sacre bleu!

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Ooh, I have an idea.

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You be Mommy.

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And I'll be Heather.

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"Hi, do you want to go to a tea party?"

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Hey, Heather, I'll go
to the tea party with you.

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It's not the same!

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Well, here's my idea.

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Mom is the one who's not a dog person.

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But she does love to be loved.

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And Heather doesn't care about the puppies

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so we can bring them
over here whenever we want.

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So we just have to show Mom
how much the puppies love her.

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I love you.

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Wow, the girl does have mad doll skills.

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And getting Mom
to think the puppies love her

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is a pretty good idea.

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A ham-worthy idea.

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The best I can do is
burp in your direction.

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Get over here, you.

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( snoring )

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Once I paint this meat juice on,

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then Mom will wake up
with the puppies licking her face

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and think they love her.

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There's no way she can resist that.

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Puppy licks are powerful.

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Did you know that the first light bulb

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was nothing more than a glass bottle

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in a puppy's mouth?

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Stan, there's no way that could work.

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That's the lie the candle companies

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spread to maintain their stranglehold

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on the lighting industry.

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Ohh... ( giggling )

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The puppies are licking me.

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They must really love me.

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Of course, they love you.

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Why else would they be licking you?

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Wait, why are you holding

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a basting brush and a bowl?

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And why do I smell like meat?

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You always smell like meat,

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you just never noticed before?

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Nice try, Tyler.

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Bennett, I've got meat juice on me.

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Get the hose!

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Don't worry, Stan.

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We still have eight weeks
to get Mom to love the puppies.

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The eight weeks are up

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and Mom still doesn't love the puppies.

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And you've had that same shirt
on for eight weeks.

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I like bad smells, but whew!

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Avery, Chloe, and I have tried everything.

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We had them lick Mom,
made her Mayor of Puppy Town,

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I even gave Tyler
hair and eyebrows to Freddy.

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This is bad.

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Gracie and Freddy are old enough
now to be given away.

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( Ellen laughing )

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ELLEN: Everybody, come look!

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( laughing continues )

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Oh, Tyler, you missed it.

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I asked your dad what time it was,

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and he checked his watch
with a glass of water in his hand,

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and he spilled it all over himself.

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Oh, do it again, honey, he missed it.

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You want me to spill water on myself

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because he missed it?

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Eh, it was funny and I'm already wet.

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Okay.

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Bennett, what time is it?

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Well, it's about--

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That's why I love you so much.

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You make me laugh.

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I'm just lucky you didn't meet a clown

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before you met me.

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Of course.

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The way to Mom's heart
is through her funny bone.

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And I still don't know what time it is.

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That's hilarious!

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Clown puppies.

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They also have tiny clown bikes and pies.

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Oh, tiny clown pies.

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They look delicious.

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That's a poker chip
with shaving cream on it.

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Yes, I know that now.

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I told you she'd eat it. I win the bet.

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You both have to read a book

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that's not a novelization
of a summer blockbuster.

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Guys, I have to admit,

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when I became Mayor of Puppy Town,

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I was honored

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and added it to my resume.

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I haven't done much in the last 10 years.

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But seeing how funny the puppies
are finally got me.

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And seeing how much effort you guys

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put in over the last few weeks

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really showed me how much you care.

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So, when Dad gets home,

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I'll tell him we're keeping the puppies.

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All right, I'm keeping my puppies!

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These puppies are hilarious.

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I've never been prouder.

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And so we'd like to be the family

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that takes the puppies.

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I see.

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Uh-huh.

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Okay. Thanks.

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I'm sorry, kids.

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Heather's family

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has already given
the puppies to someone else.

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They're gone.

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"Two months ago,
when Gracie and Freddy were born,

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was the happiest day of my life.

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Today, when they were
adopted by another family,

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was the saddest.

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Avery tried to find out
who Heather gave them to,

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but all Heather knew was
that it was some nice guy

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who answered their ad.

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I may never see my puppies again."

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Hello, Stan.

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It's me, your evil ex-owner, Ian.

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Not that I'm evil from my perspective,

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but I thought the adjective
might help remind you

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who I am.

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I remember you, Ian. What do you want?

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No, Stan, it's what you want.

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( gasps ) My puppies!

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I adopted them
from that lovely girl Heather

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after I saw their baby photos
on your Buddy Bop page.

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Wait a minute,

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you're "Mad Scientist
You'll-See-You'll-All-See?"

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Why did I accept your bop request?

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GLORIA: Ian!

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Excuse me, I'm staying
with my mother in Glendale.

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What, Mother?

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GLORIA: It's late! Go to bed!

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How are you gonna make
scientific breakthroughs

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if you're not well-rested?

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You go to bed! If you're not well-rested,

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how are you gonna nag me
the rest of your life? So where were we?

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Right. Your adorable puppies.

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Give them back to me, Ian.

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Of course. If you give me what I want.

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Anything. Anything at all.

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Sounds like we can make a deal, then.

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GLORIA: Ian, who are you
talking to this late?

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The Nagging-Mother Police!

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They're coming to get you!

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She's pretty sure
there's no Nagging-Mother Police,

263
00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:58,035
but not completely sure...
it's a fun game we play.

264
00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:03,167
Ian, why is there a dog on your screen?

265
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,879
( doorbell rings )

266
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,080
Hello, Avery.

267
00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:14,126
Ian?

268
00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:15,458
What are you doing here?

269
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,542
-Are those Stan's puppies?
-Well--

270
00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:19,495
Ian? What are you doing here?

271
00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:21,883
-Are those Stan's puppies?
-Well--

272
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:24,709
Ian, what are you doing here?
Are those Stan's puppies?

273
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,170
It'd be really helpful
if you all entered at the same time.

274
00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:31,328
Okay, let's get this over with.

275
00:11:31,417 --> 00:11:33,327
Stan, what is going on?

276
00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:35,577
Stan and I made a deal.

277
00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:37,207
I turn the puppies over to you,

278
00:11:37,291 --> 00:11:40,501
and Stan comes with me
so I can resume my experiments

279
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,583
to discover how he can talk.

280
00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:45,457
And this pet carrier
is chained to my wrist,

281
00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:48,332
to make sure there are no shenanigans,
like last time.

282
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:51,667
Ugh, and I just thought up
the perfect shenanigan.

283
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,923
Stan, you can't do this.

284
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,330
You can't go with Ian.

285
00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:57,917
I have no choice, Avery.

286
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,710
It's the only way to protect
Gracie and Freddy.

287
00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:03,502
-Are you ready, Stan?
-In a minute.

288
00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:05,883
There's something I need to do
before I leave.

289
00:12:07,417 --> 00:12:10,127
See, he's here. He's trying to take Stan.

290
00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:11,628
You can't let him take Stan.

291
00:12:11,709 --> 00:12:13,959
Oh, I remember you.

292
00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:17,001
Honey, this is just the nice man
who used to own Stan.

293
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,253
You must be mistaken.

294
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:19,673
I'm sorry about our daughter.

295
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:21,580
She's got quite an imagination.

296
00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,167
Just ask Gustov.

297
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:26,830
Are you calling' my woman a liar?

298
00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:28,877
Gustov, please, this isn't the time.

299
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,075
Ugh.

300
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,711
So, you came to visit Stan again?

301
00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:37,792
Exactly! I don't know
what Chloe was talking about.

302
00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:39,325
Avery and I will visit with Ian.

303
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:40,577
Why don't you and Mom go back

304
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,247
to talking about old people stuff,

305
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:44,673
like escrow and how bad your knees are?

306
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:46,708
He's not wrong.

307
00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:48,632
I feel a rain coming on.

308
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:51,289
I hope it doesn't interfere
with our meeting with the notary.

309
00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,917
Tyler, I know what you're trying to do

310
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,420
getting Mom and Dad out of the room.

311
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,250
It's to protect our secret.

312
00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:00,583
But there are worse things
than them finding out.

313
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:03,537
-Avery, no.
-And Ian taking Stan

314
00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:05,165
is the worst thing of all.

315
00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:08,377
Maybe this is it.

316
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,793
Maybe this is the time
for them to find out.

317
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,825
What secret?

318
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:16,247
The secret that your dog
can talk, of course.

319
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,293
TOGETHER: What?

320
00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:19,705
I am a scientist on the verge of making

321
00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:22,502
the most important breakthrough
of the 21st century.

322
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:25,583
Your dog is the world's first talking dog,

323
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:27,707
and I am gonna find out how he does it,

324
00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:29,752
so I can make other dogs talk.

325
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:32,214
I'll become rich and famous,

326
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:34,331
and finally have someone to talk to.

327
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:36,875
Wait a minute.

328
00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:40,459
Are you saying that Stan is a talking dog?

329
00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:43,212
Surely, there have been
mysterious goings on.

330
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:46,381
Voices you've heard,
unexplained happenings.

331
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,208
The ghost we heard last Halloween.

332
00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:50,711
The hang glider that got
charged to my credit card.

333
00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:52,042
When we first got Stan

334
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,665
and Chloe told us he was a talking dog.

335
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,540
That one really should've tipped us off.

336
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,673
Stan talks.

337
00:13:58,750 --> 00:13:59,920
And sings.

338
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,250
Dancing, eh.

339
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:05,041
How could you have kept this from us?

340
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:07,125
We were afraid of what you would do.

341
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:09,038
But we have a bigger problem now.

342
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,035
Ian has Gracie and Freddy,

343
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,035
and wants to exchange them for Stan.

344
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:14,375
You can't let him have Stan.

345
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:15,748
The kids are emotional.

346
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:17,884
It's understandable, they're kids.

347
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,749
Bennett, we're men of science.

348
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:24,084
I have PhDs in biology, zoology,

349
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:25,536
and theater arts,

350
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:28,245
in case the science thing
doesn't work out.

351
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,462
I am a man of science.

352
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:32,382
And I do have a subscription series

353
00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:35,328
-to the Pasadena Playhouse.
-Dad?

354
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:39,327
Yeah, given the remarkable miracle
that Stan represents,

355
00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:41,917
don't you agree the only responsible thing

356
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,170
to do is to turn him
over to a man of science,

357
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,750
such as myself?

358
00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:49,707
I'm sorry, kids.

359
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,542
Ian has a point.

360
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,245
A talking dog could be

361
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:56,213
one of the greatest
scientific discoveries ever.

362
00:14:56,291 --> 00:15:00,711
Having Stan go with a scientist
is the responsible thing to do.

363
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:11,036
Kids, since I won't be around
when you're growing up,

364
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:14,035
I just wanted to teach you
a few life lessons.

365
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:16,415
This is how you pickle a herring.

366
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:19,665
I think.

367
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,330
I'm just guessing from the words.

368
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,955
So, when do you think I can take Stan
and be on my way?

369
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:29,961
Soon, I'm sure. But what's the rush?

370
00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:33,381
I so rarely get to converse
with a fellow man of science.

371
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,168
My whole career,

372
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,880
I've hoped for a breakthrough in my field,

373
00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:38,579
like the one you're on the verge of.

374
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,417
Perhaps a psychological disorder
that I could name

375
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,750
"The Bennetts."

376
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:45,672
But nothing that gives me
the heebie jeebies.

377
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,170
Which, of course, was discovered

378
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,420
by the team of Fred Heebie
and Bill Jeebie.

379
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,000
They're so lucky.

380
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:54,285
So yeah, um,

381
00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:56,455
about getting Stan and being on my way.

382
00:15:56,542 --> 00:15:58,632
Oh, we rarely have company.

383
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,209
I can't imagine why.

384
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,630
I may not be a man of science
or have all the degrees you do,

385
00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:07,209
but I am the Mayor of Puppy Town.

386
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:08,921
It's right here on my resume.

387
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,880
Maybe we could go look for Stan
and see what the holdup is.

388
00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:14,879
I've got to get back
to my mother's house in Glendale.

389
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:16,499
A mother in Glendale?

390
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,923
She must be so impressed by your research.

391
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,290
My mother is gonna be proud

392
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:21,875
when I tell her about "The Bennetts."

393
00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:23,379
It would be nice if it was something

394
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,288
that could be cured by quilting.

395
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,125
She loves that.

396
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,998
Where's the dog?

397
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,463
'Cause I can't wait to get back
to my mother's house.

398
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:35,132
She doesn't believe in my work at all.

399
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:38,918
So Stan's gonna tell her,
"Your son's a genius!"

400
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,790
Now rub my belly.

401
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,998
Just to be clear, that's still the dog

402
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,333
talking to my mother,
and not me talking to you.

403
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:48,832
Stan, come here, boy.

404
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:51,707
Well, you two men of science chat.

405
00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:53,632
I'm gonna go think through
all the embarrassing things

406
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:55,079
I did when I thought
I was alone with a dumb dog

407
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,166
who couldn't tell anyone about it.

408
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,750
Oh, boy, he saw my chicken impression.

409
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:03,044
( imitating chicken )

410
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,915
Please, tell me where your dog is!

411
00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:16,749
Avery, what is it?
I wanted to finish the video

412
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,294
I was making my kids.

413
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:20,825
Stan, you can't do this.
You can't go with Ian.

414
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:23,707
Just run away and hide
so he can't take you.

415
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,332
Yeah, Stan. Run away.

416
00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:28,877
( Southern accent ) Like my kinfolk
do on teeth pulling day.

417
00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:31,384
What, Chloe gets to do characters,

418
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,628
but I can't do Huckleberry Tyler?

419
00:17:33,709 --> 00:17:36,789
Well, that makes me madder
than a possum in a tar barrel!

420
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,668
If I do run away,

421
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,790
what happens to Gracie and Freddy?

422
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,245
We love Gracie and Freddy, too.

423
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,793
We'll figure something out.

424
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:45,915
There's nothing to figure out.

425
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,830
This is the only way to protect them.

426
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:50,247
Now I'm gonna go finish my video.

427
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,753
I don't know how I'm gonna teach them

428
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:54,044
the art of puppetry in one afternoon.

429
00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:58,417
But I'm gonna give it a try.

430
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,665
I'll say good-bye before I go.

431
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,790
I won't. I'm uncomfortable with emotion.

432
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:10,330
We can't let Ian take Stan or the puppies.

433
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:11,827
And we're not going to, Chloe.

434
00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:13,247
First, we'll take the puppies,

435
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,173
then Stan will have no reason to leave.

436
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,250
But Ian has them chained to his wrist.

437
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,543
See?

438
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:22,035
There's bolt cutters in the garage

439
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,245
we can use to cut the chain.

440
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:24,923
Like so.

441
00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:29,827
Yay, Avery, you're playing dolls with me.

442
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,632
He'll never stand by while we do that.

443
00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:34,249
We need a diversion.

444
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,543
Look over there!

445
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,834
Or maybe we can use Gustov.

446
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:44,250
I think you've outgrown me, Chloe,

447
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:48,293
so I'm gonna fly out the window
and find another kid.

448
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:50,748
Bye, Gustov.

449
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:52,084
Tyler, get out of the way.

450
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,583
Oh, no. I'm just kidding.

451
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:59,247
That's right, Tyler. Tell 'em that.

452
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,960
Are we sure our dog talks

453
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,961
and we're not just all out of our minds?

454
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,670
( thud ) Aah!

455
00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:11,578
Cartwheels are hard for a dog,
but you get the idea.

456
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:15,668
I have just a few more
things to teach you.

457
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,290
You carry a lot of tension in your back.

458
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,081
Oh, that's good.

459
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:22,876
Oh, really get in there.

460
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:28,792
And that's how you do puppetry
and shiatsu massage.

461
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:31,383
Sorry, I had to combine the two.

462
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,038
I've got a lot to get through.

463
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,578
This is how you sneak under laser beams

464
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,207
if you're stealing jewels from a museum.

465
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:45,576
Gracie, Freddy,

466
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:48,287
the most important thing
for me to tell you

467
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:51,075
is that when I'm gone,
it's gonna be up to you

468
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:53,076
to take care of Avery, Tyler, and Chloe.

469
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:58,036
Now, those kids mean
more to me than anything.

470
00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,712
Well, until I met the two of you.

471
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,830
But then I decided I didn't
want anything associated

472
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,997
with explosive diarrhea to be called
"The Bennetts."

473
00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:13,325
I made the deal.

474
00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:15,787
I was gonna leave the puppies
and take the dog.

475
00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:17,415
It seemed so simple.

476
00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:22,082
I'm back. And I found her
and got her to come with me.

477
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:23,076
Ian...

478
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:24,166
Mom!

479
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,915
What are you doing here?

480
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,539
What are you doing here?

481
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:29,825
This lovely, young lady--

482
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:32,077
She said "lovely, young."

483
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:33,916
I wish you were my mother.

484
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,920
This lovely, young, slightly needy lady

485
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,290
said that you were trying
to take their dog,

486
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:41,745
and that you chained their puppies
to your wrist.

487
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:43,214
Mother, I am on the verge

488
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:44,961
of the most important
scientific breakthrough--

489
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:48,081
Oh, Ian, not the talking dog thing again.

490
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:50,916
Why did I let you watch
so many cartoons as a kid?

491
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:51,920
I will only eat my Brussels sprouts

492
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,420
while I'm watching cartoons.

493
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,080
That's the deal and you know it!

494
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,076
And talking dogs are real.

495
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:58,956
Get ready for me to say,
"Bam, in your face, Mother."

496
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:01,671
Yeah, there will be no bamming in my face.

497
00:21:02,542 --> 00:21:04,582
And no more bothering these nice people.

498
00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:07,667
Now unchain the puppies from your wrist.

499
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,080
I can't believe I'm actually
saying that sentence.

500
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,331
Yes, Mother.

501
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:15,287
I promise, he will never bother you again.

502
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,575
Come, Ian.

503
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:17,827
Yes, Mother.

504
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:18,917
Ow!

505
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,380
Bye, Gloria!

506
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:22,038
Farmers Market this Saturday?

507
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,245
Stop being needy!

508
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,043
No, you're the best!

509
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:29,334
You got rid of him and saved the puppies.

510
00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:32,167
Stan, it's all all right.

511
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,540
We got rid of Ian
and your puppies are safe.

512
00:21:34,625 --> 00:21:36,705
STAN: Freddy, Gracie! Thank goodness!

513
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,672
I love you both so much.

514
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,580
We weren't going to
let that guy take Stan.

515
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,917
I was just stalling him

516
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,920
while your mother went to find his mother.

517
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,380
That's right, we used the most
powerful force there is:

518
00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:49,628
Mother Power. Mama Powa.

519
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,709
The Maternal Combustion Engine.

520
00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:53,792
I want another baby, Bennett.

521
00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:58,917
So as for the secret, now that you know...

522
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,830
It's time for me
to formally introduce myself.

523
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,707
And you kids played along great.

524
00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:07,172
We had no idea what good actors you are.

525
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:08,170
Actors?

526
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,960
Yeah, the way you followed our lead

527
00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:11,251
when we were humoring Ian,

528
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,383
pretending that he wasn't nuts,

529
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:16,168
and that we actually believed
him that Stan could talk,

530
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:18,420
until we could figure out
a way to get rid of him.

531
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,830
That's right, we played along.

532
00:22:20,917 --> 00:22:22,497
Pretending to believe.

533
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:24,673
Stan can't talk. That's bananas.

534
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,710
Woo-hoo-hoo!

535
00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:29,172
Wee-oo-wee-oo. Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhhh.

536
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,923
I'll stop now.

537
00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:35,378
And your father was great too,

538
00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:37,578
with all that crazy talk
about "The Bennetts."

539
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:39,327
What a perfect diversion.

540
00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:41,707
Yeah. Crazy talk.

541
00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:45,422
Not a serious yearning
for professional accomplishment.

542
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,920
Just a diversion.

543
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,920
Diversion. Oh, no.

544
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,170
Hey, what secret were you talking about?

545
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:56,420
Shenanigan! Shenanigan!

546
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,080
Whoa! Whoa!

547
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:06,040
Guys, Ian is gone!

548
00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:07,625
The puppies and Stan are okay.

549
00:23:07,709 --> 00:23:09,749
What is going on?

550
00:23:09,834 --> 00:23:11,134
Well...

551
00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:12,748
this is the secret.

552
00:23:12,834 --> 00:23:14,714
Sometimes when you're gone,

553
00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:17,542
Tyler flies around in a fairy costume...

554
00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:22,996
while Chloe tries to cut him
down with bolt cutters.

555
00:23:24,208 --> 00:23:26,628
Yep, that's the secret.

556
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:27,959
What other secret could there be?

557
00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:29,631
Tyler has a monster in him.

558
00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:33,208
Tyler, get down from there.

559
00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:35,251
Chloe, give me those bolt cutters.

560
00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:37,383
We are going to discuss
some consequences for this.

561
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,878
What are you doing?

562
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,379
You were supposed to
ride in with the bolt cutters

563
00:23:40,458 --> 00:23:41,578
to free the puppies,

564
00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:43,997
while Chloe flew in
wearing the fairy costume.

565
00:23:44,083 --> 00:23:45,213
Oh.

566
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,541
That makes a lot more sense.

567
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:50,375
This costume is riding up
on me something fierce.

568
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,710
Imagine if Stan really could talk.

569
00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:55,332
How crazy would that be?

570
00:23:55,417 --> 00:23:58,287
Not that you kids could actually
keep a secret like that from us.

571
00:23:58,792 --> 00:23:59,882
No. Of course not.

572
00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:01,789
Not for more than three years.

573
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,710
And, of course, if Stan could talk,

574
00:24:04,792 --> 00:24:06,082
we would have to send him off

575
00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:07,376
to be experimented on.

576
00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:08,958
You're so funny.

577
00:24:09,041 --> 00:24:10,131
I know you're just joking, Dad.

578
00:24:10,208 --> 00:24:11,788
That's a chance we're never gonna take.

579
00:24:15,667 --> 00:24:17,957
Preparing to leave the kids
I love so much

580
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,291
to save the puppies I love so much

581
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,665
was probably the hardest thing

582
00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:23,580
I've ever had to do.

583
00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:28,167
But fortunately, everything
adfoasir jweqrl nweapo rif.

584
00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,580
What the--

585
00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:34,745
Not now, kids, Daddy's blogging.

586
00:24:36,333 --> 00:24:39,043
Fatherhood is not going to be easy.

587
00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:40,575
But it's worth it.