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AVERY: Chapter one
of my presidential memoir.

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Today, my journey begins
to become the youngest,

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shortest, blondest
female president since Buchanan!

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( laughs )

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Always open with a joke.

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Tomorrow I launch my first
major election campaign,

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as I run for class president.

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What a coincidence!

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Because tomorrow I start
as your campaign manager.

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What are the odds?

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Now, can you give me
a turn on the computer?

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I have a very important blog
to write as your campaign manager.

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Stan, we discussed this.
You're not my campaign manager.

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Fine, I'm not.

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STAN: I'm so excited to be
named Avery's campaign manager.

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Clearly, she needs help with the way
the press is hounding her.

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-What press?
-They're always watching.

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But they're not always this adorable.
Look at his little camera!

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( theme music playing )

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-I got this.
-I got one.

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Thanks you guys.
I can get the rest

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of the stuff from
the campaign bus myself.

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Avery, it's not a campaign bus,
it's a little red wagon

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pulled by your dog.

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It was either this or make him
my campaign manager.

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( laughs )

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So, I can't wait to find
out who my opponent is.

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Who I will graciously mention
in my victory speech

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before the balloons
drop from the ceiling.

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Oh, I've always wanted balloons
to drop from the ceiling.

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Keep blowing, Wyatt!

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Actually, you don't have an opponent.

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Everybody knows you'll win,
so no one's running against you.

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What? This is terrible.

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Yes, success just falls
in your lap, how awful.

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You don't understand.
If I win with no one running against me,

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the balloons will just seem smug.

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I didn't say stop blowing, Wyatt!

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Does he do balloon animals?
If he does, my next question is:

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does he have a girlfriend?

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Guys, if I run unopposed,
who will I debate? Myself?

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We need more computers in the library!

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I agree entirely.

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I also think that top is super cute.

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Right back at you about
that top, pretty lady!

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See? It won't be a real campaign.

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And victory will be meaningless.

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Max?

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Would you do me a huge favor,

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and run against me?

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Max? Why didn't you ask me?

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You always said you'd
never run for election

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because you didn't want
to throw your hat in the ring.

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That expression has always bothered me.

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Besides, you might care if you lost,
I know Max won't care.

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She's right.
I don't care. I'll do it.

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In fact, my campaign slogan will be:
"One student, one voice."

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Kidding. It's "I don't care."

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Max, that's perfect.

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Oh, a heart balloon with a note attached.

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"Help me."

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Nice try, Wyatt.

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( balloon popping )

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Back to work.

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-I'm home.
-ALL: Hey, buddy!

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-Good to have you back.
-The BMX tour was awesome.

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I got something for everybody.

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Chloe? This is a medal that I won.

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Awesome!

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Dad, here's a team hat.
And Mom, just for you...

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Oh, it is so sweet.

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Three bags of mud-stained laundry.

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You left with one bag of clothes.

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Ellis and Skidmark needed
their clothes washed, too.

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Skidmark's not his real name,
it's Samuel K. Wydmark.

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Plus, he's a lazy wiper.

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Tyler, I've missed you so much.

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You're gone every few days now.

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And every few days, the house is quiet,

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clean, and doesn't smell like
tropical breeze body spray.

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I wonder if there's a connection.

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Check this out.

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On the tour, I learned how to make
chocolate milk in my mouth.

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( gargles )

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For you, Mom.

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My buddy Red makes them for all the guys.

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This is disgusting.

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And it's not even a full cup!

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I'm sorry you didn't
get anything good, Mommy.

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I would give you my medal,
but then I wouldn't have it.

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You understand!

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Okay, Tyler, you're going
to help me wash these clothes.

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And you're also going to get me
something nicer than laundry

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and mouth milk.

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Did you even put your bike away,

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or did you just leave it
lying in the driveway again?

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Before you left, your mother
almost backed over it.

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Yes, and I would have
if it wasn't for a man

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calling out, "Stop!"

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Strange I didn't see the man

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it was just Stan
in the rear-view mirror.

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Guys, I'm a responsible adult now,

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I'd never let something happen to my bike.

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Something happened to my bike!

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What do you mean?

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It's gone, someone must have stolen it.

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I didn't steal it, I only borrowed it.

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You borrowed my bike?

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No! Your tropical wind body spray.

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What happened to your bike?

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Max, everyone is wearing
your "I don't care" slogan.

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What's going on?

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I thought you didn't care
about the election?

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I don't care.

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STUDENTS: I don't care!
I don't care!

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I don't care!

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I've tapped into a deep vein of "meh."

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Well, why aren't you wearing a button?

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I don't care.

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Hey, everybody!

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If you do want something
to care about,

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why don't you vote for...

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a very good candidate?
( laughs )

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A very, Avery. A very, Avery.

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See, it's a pun on my name.

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Oh, that's good.
It's complicated without being funny.

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ALL: I don't care!
I don't care!

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ALL: I don't care!
I don't care!

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Max's campaign is really catching on.

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What if I lose?

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Look, all the different cliques
are gathered around her:

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The jocks, the nerds, the theater kids.

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Even the group of guys
who dress up like unicorns.

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ALL: ( neighing )

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How did she become so popular
with the Dude-icorns?

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They're the school's most elusive
and mythical voters.

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My election polls are a little imprecise,

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but they indicate that you're losing
to Max by 10%.

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Or maybe 30%.
Or maybe winning by 10%.

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I did say they were a little imprecise.

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Stan, you're not my campaign manager.

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Which is why you're behind in the polls!

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Unless you're really ahead.

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I just don't see how some joke campaign
about not caring

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could be beating my very serious campaign
about wanting to improve the school.

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Don't worry, I'm on it.
I have time now.

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My wife Princess is on
the road doing dog shows.

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We're America's number one
canine power couple.

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They're calling us Stan-cess.

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Whose calling you that?

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Well, so far just me and Robert.

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But that's how things get started.

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We're also bring back harem pants.

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Anywho, I've made a campaign video
that will turn the tide for you.

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STAN: Max's slogan is, "I don't care."

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You know who else doesn't care? Cats.

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That's right, Max is a cat.

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She goes potty in sand.

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Don't invite her to your beach party.

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She plays with yarn.
Oh, that's really cute.

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Or is it?

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Eww! She's got fleas.

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Do you really want
your next president to be...

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( Stan narrating )

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( imitating Avery's voice )

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( in normal voice )

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Let's put aside for a moment
that that video is crazy.

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I am not going to run
a negative campaign.

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Max is my friend.

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The only reason she's running
is because I asked her to.

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Then you should ask her to drop out.

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That's actually a good idea.

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I'm full of good ideas, Avery.

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Check out the video Robert and I made
to promote our harem pants.

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STAN: ( humming dance tune )

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I've looked everywhere
for my bike and nothing.

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So I'm going to need
to borrow money from you guys

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so I can get a new bike
before the next competition.

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Well, what happened to all the money
you've been making on the BMX circuit?

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I swear I didn't waste a penny of it.

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No way I'm a waste of money.

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This is ridiculous, Tyler,
you have to be more responsible.

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Honey, you don't clean up after yourself,

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you lose your bike,
and you're wasting your money,

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some of which you could have
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for your mother
that wasn't made in your mouth.

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Come on, Mommy and Daddy,
Tyler's a really great brother.

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Everybody makes mistakes.
Haven't you ever lost something

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really important and really red-headed

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at the mall when she was five?

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I was hoping that memory wouldn't take.

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Forgive, but never forget.

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That's what I say about the man
who put the robot inside of me.

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Actually, Tyler,
you could learn from Chloe.

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Now she gets a dollar every week
for doing chores and she saves it all.

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How much do you have now, sweetheart?

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$450.

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What? How'd you get that much money?

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I sell mice to the pet store
as friends for the snakes.

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Oh, sweetie. Snakes eat mice.

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Really? I didn't know that.

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Well, business is business
and business is booming.

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Please, if you loan me
$300 to get a new bike,

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I promise I'll pay you back.

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Okay, but you have to pay us back
before you spend that money

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on anything frivolous.

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That's right, Tyler.

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No more throwing away money
on stupid things.

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( laughs ) This is great!

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Hey, Max. I really
appreciate you running,

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but I was thinking now would be
a good time for you to bow out.

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-Because I'm winning?
-Glad you understand!

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No, Avery.
I'm going to be class president.

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-I'm not dropping out.
-What?

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You don't even care.

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Well, true, that's been my life's motto,

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but now I'm a high school kid getting
a lot of positive attention from my peers,

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so I'm going to ride
that train for a while.

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Max, I asked you to run
as a favor, you're my friend.

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You should know
how much this means to me.

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Well, if our friendship mattered to you,

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you'd understand that for the first time,

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I'm kind of a big deal.

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STUDENTS: I don't care!
I don't care! I don't care!

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Yeah, you don't.

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Hey, Chloe, I just got a new bike.

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Totally customized. Even got a bell.

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So, when I'm getting mad air,

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I'll be all like, "Phew, bling, bling!"

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So, you're going back on tour?

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Yeah, and, honestly,
and I don't Mom and Dad

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would have lent me the money
if you hadn't stood up for me.

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You're a great sister.

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Nothing says thank you like a smoothie.

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I'll make you one.

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Not in your mouth!

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I shouldn't have to say that.

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Chloe, you sly taco!

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Hey, Chloe, come check out my new bike.

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Sure, Tyler, that would
be very interesting.

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Check this out.

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My bike!

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Where is my bike?
I just left it here for a second.

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Someone took it right out our backyard.
Mom, Dad!

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Are you sure it was out here?

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You guys, someone stole my bike!

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The bike you just bought?
You already lost it?

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Don't you remember what the bear said?

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You have to be more responsible.

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Tyler, we are out $300.

251
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:51,037
No, now you're out $600 'cause you have
to loan me $300 to get another bike.

252
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:52,745
Man, this is a nightmare for all of us.

253
00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:58,035
You expect us to buy you another bike
after you just lost two?

254
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,745
Oh, good. You understand.

255
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:02,004
I thought we were going to have
a whole to-do about this.

256
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,003
I think I'm going to get a blue one next.

257
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,080
We are not going to keep
buying you bikes

258
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:08,666
if you're going to keep losing them.

259
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,540
Why would we throw good money after bad?

260
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:13,075
That's the sunk-cost fallacy!

261
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,625
I learned that on a money show
I watch for my mouse business.

262
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,999
It's called Screaming About Stocks

263
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:22,213
with a guy who screams about stocks!

264
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:27,330
Look, I'm not losing the bikes,
somebody keeps taking them.

265
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:30,577
Please, I promise I won't let
this next bike out of my sight.

266
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:32,207
If anything happens to it,

267
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:34,881
I'll quit BMX and get
a regular job to pay you back.

268
00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,459
What kind of regular job?

269
00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:37,632
Uh...

270
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:41,379
Try technology!
It's going through the roof!

271
00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:47,787
I can't believe Max
isn't going to drop out!

272
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:50,535
If she wants a fight,
I'll give her a fight.

273
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,955
A very good fight.

274
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,041
AVERY: ( laughs )

275
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:58,332
Come on! Avery, a very?
Someone has to get that!

276
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,627
So, if I'm understanding you correctly,

277
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:04,749
we are going wide
with the Flea-bag Max video.

278
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,134
I already made the plushie.

279
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:11,165
Stan, why do you keep making plushies?

280
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,330
I'd have thought you learned
your lesson from this.

281
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,080
Or these?

282
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:22,880
Why don't stores want those?
They're adorable!

283
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,580
And they're not even radioactive
like the first batch.

284
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,710
So, about that cat video?

285
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:33,212
Stan, the cat video is not a serious
political statement.

286
00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:34,919
It's just a joke.

287
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:39,671
And a joke is exactly what I need.

288
00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:43,134
Max is running a joke campaign,
and everyone loves it.

289
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,713
If I do show your Flea-bag Max video,

290
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:49,582
people will think I'm funny
and it will make Max look ridiculous.

291
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,748
And you know what else
will win you votes?

292
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:53,044
Hand these out:

293
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:54,751
DOLL: There's the sugar!

294
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,964
You see that? It talks.

295
00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:59,581
It has an electronic
voice box just like me.

296
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,167
Naw, I'm kidding.
I'm a regular talking dog.

297
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,500
Thanks for letting me be part
of your stake-out, Tyler.

298
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,713
-This is pretty cool.
-I just hope we catch the thief.

299
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:16,832
Mom and Dad will see that
I wasn't just being irresponsible.

300
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,287
At least not the second time.

301
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,995
I'm still not sure about the first bike.

302
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,708
I am pretty irresponsible.

303
00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:24,827
Feel free to take
a nap while I keep watch.

304
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,707
Thanks, but we're out here
for an important reason.

305
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:30,582
Look what I found stowed away
in a box in the garage.

306
00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:33,249
Blankie!

307
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,745
Oh, Blankie.

308
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:50,543
No! Chloe wake up! We missed it,
someone stole my bike!

309
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,630
Tyler, how could this happen again?

310
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,380
And again! And again!

311
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,248
Mom and Dad are gonna freak!

312
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,880
Oh, no!

313
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,250
It's okay, I rigged
the bike with blue dye,

314
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,083
so whoever took it
will have blue hands.

315
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:15,708
Tyler, we will those blue-handed people,

316
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,332
whoever they are.

317
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,325
Chloe, you took my bike?

318
00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:25,667
( laughing )
That is, I mean, are you...

319
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:28,037
Oh, Tyler. Yes.

320
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,416
They're in my room.

321
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,210
You took my other bikes, too?

322
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,500
Why would you do this to me?

323
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,713
I put my whole BMX career on the line.

324
00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:40,211
I don't want you to do BMX.

325
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,292
You keep leaving all the time.

326
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:46,287
You're my big brother.
We used to do so much together.

327
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:50,173
You got my ears pierced.
You taught my how to make mouth milk.

328
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,498
I probably won't use
that one, but I know it.

329
00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:55,792
I miss you.

330
00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:03,579
Chloe. I'm getting to be an adult now,

331
00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,247
and I'm chasing my dreams.

332
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:07,461
And one day, you will, too.

333
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,665
I will always be close.

334
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:12,882
You're my little sister.

335
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,213
I love you.

336
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:17,288
I love you, too.

337
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:19,043
Sorry about your shirt.

338
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,500
Hey, how come Mom didn't find the bikes
when she cleaned your room?

339
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:27,499
I'm going to vacuum your room.

340
00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:30,375
Okay, let me know if you find
the snake that escaped.

341
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,578
-It's been eating all my mice.
-Maybe later.

342
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:33,627
Maybe later.

343
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,382
-( laughing )
-COMPUTER: And I approve this message.

344
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,328
Which is also not true.

345
00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:42,537
So, when the debate starts,

346
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:47,035
I'll queue you and you'll play this
Flea-bag Max video through the projector.

347
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:49,875
Avery, I can't play that!
I mean, it's hilarious.

348
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:51,209
She's gonna poop on the beach?

349
00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:52,461
( laughing )

350
00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:54,462
But, it'll humiliate her.

351
00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:56,172
( laughs ) But, it's funny.

352
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,460
Don't you remember what happened
to Timmy Sperlock?

353
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,252
One day he wore
a black and white sweater to school

354
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,083
and now everyone calls him Skunk Boy.

355
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,416
He sits alone at lunch.

356
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,040
Partly because he's a jerk.

357
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,125
Yeah, but still.

358
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Max will be fine.

359
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:11,133
No, people latch on to one little thing
in high school

360
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,248
and you're stuck with it
for the next four years.

361
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,673
Do you want people
calling her Flea-bag Max?

362
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,170
She's your friend.

363
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:22,080
She's not my friend.
She's my competitor.

364
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:23,884
Oh, Avery.

365
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:29,957
( sighing )

366
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,996
Faculty, fellow students,

367
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:38,753
and those of you who just
wanted to ditch fifth period...

368
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:39,924
What? ( laughs )

369
00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:42,787
Always open with a joke.

370
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:47,581
DOLLS: There's the sugar!

371
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:50,997
Stan, do not pass those out
in the middle of my speech.

372
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,458
Now, in lieu
of my introductory remarks,

373
00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,792
I would like to play this video.

374
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,420
But I can't.

375
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:18,503
I decided to run for office
to start on my path

376
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:21,253
to helping people
and making a difference.

377
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,666
But I almost did something
really horrible.

378
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:28,423
I wanted to win the election
so much that I lost myself,

379
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,830
and I almost lost my friend.

380
00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:38,172
Max, I am so, so, sorry
that I asked you to drop out.

381
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,377
You have as much right to run as I do.

382
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:44,875
Fellow students.

383
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,790
ALL: I don't care!
I don't care!

384
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:54,290
I have a confession to make.
I do care.

385
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,955
( gasping )

386
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,290
I care about Avery.

387
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:01,995
I am so sorry, Avery.

388
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,580
You asked me to do you a favor

389
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:06,077
and I got so carried away
with the attention.

390
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:11,456
I mean, I am an honorary
Dude-icorn now. How cool is that?

391
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:17,003
But the point is,
I lost sight of what's important.

392
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,415
Your friendship.

393
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,327
I don't even want to vote against you.

394
00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:27,127
So, I'm just not going to vote.

395
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:29,328
I'm not going to vote against you either.

396
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,883
Hey, where'd everybody go?

397
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,673
They got bored by your long,
mushy speeches and left.

398
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:41,995
-So, nobody voted?
-Well, I did.

399
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,333
You're the only vote?

400
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:44,787
I didn't know that at the time.

401
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:45,745
Who'd you vote for?

402
00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:47,294
I couldn't choose between you two,

403
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:48,625
so I just wrote in my name.

404
00:20:48,709 --> 00:20:50,749
BOTH: You're the class president?

405
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,752
I guess so.

406
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,004
I don't how to be president,

407
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:56,963
but I will take it
seriously and work really...

408
00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,083
Oh, balloons!

409
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:05,669
I guess we get
the government we deserve.

410
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:06,710
Yeah.

411
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,291
AVERY: Losing this election
makes for a great

412
00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:11,915
first chapter in my memoir,

413
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,130
since I learned the important lesson
that what kind of person you are

414
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,538
matters more than winning.

415
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,710
I also learned
that I look great in harem pants.

416
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,995
And... ( singing )

417
00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:29,962
( singing stops )

418
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:34,043
STAN: So, I finally sold
my first pair of harem pants.

419
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:39,131
And my stint as a campaign manager
was a huge success.

420
00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,628
We only lost by one vote.

421
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:47,287
Chloe, it is not okay to steal.

422
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,495
Even if you are doing it out of love.

423
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:51,833
Tyler can't return those
new custom bikes,

424
00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:54,037
so you're going to have
to pay for them out of your mouse money.

425
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:55,915
It's not just mice, anymore.

426
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,670
I'm expanding my business.
I've got lizards, spiders,

427
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,040
and one turkey vulture.

428
00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:03,537
I really got to shut my window at night.

429
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,670
I am never vacuuming your room again.

430
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:11,918
You know what?
Chloe's been a really good sister.

431
00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:13,667
I'm paying for half of it.

432
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,420
Where are you getting the money, Tyler?

433
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,000
Well, I decided to sell
my animatronic bear.

434
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,253
Who'd you sell it to?

435
00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:22,575
Hello, there, Stan, how are you?

436
00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:24,501
( laughs )

437
00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:27,535
Why are talking animals so funny?

438
00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:29,325
( laughing )