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( music playing )

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STAN: So, in case you haven't heard,
Princess and I are engaged!

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And I couldn't be happier.

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We took engagement photos
at our favorite park.

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Aren't we a lovely couple?

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Is that Robert photobombing us?

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Robert, if you weren't
so darn good-looking,

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I'd be really mad right now.

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[ theme song playing ]

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So, guys, I've been engaged a few days
and I'm ready to get married now.

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I want nothing more than to stand in front
of my closest friends

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and declare my love for Princess.

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And to go to the zoo one time
when the koalas aren't sleeping.

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Stan, a wedding is a big deal.
We have to do this right.

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Decorations and music and flowers.
Oh, I will plan it all.

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And you're right.
What is wrong with those lazy koalas?

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And I can help plan the wedding, too.

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I've planned lots of events.
Birthdays, tea parties, doll haircuts.

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Girlfriend can not sit still.

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That would be great, guys.
You can plan it together.

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Chloe, you'll bring your imagination
and sense of whimsy.

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I've got stardust in my pocket!

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[ sing-song ] Whimsy!

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[ coin clatters on ground ]

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And a nickel.

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And Avery, you'll bring
your impeccable taste.

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Great! I'll order the cheese in a can.
[ laughs ]

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I'll also bring that sense of humor.

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Cheese in a can? Who's getting married?

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I am. How would you like
to be my best man?

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I'd be honored.
What does a best man do, anyway?

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Well, I'll need you to organize
the bachelor party

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and break the news to my second choice
that he didn't get the gig.

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I'm sorry, there's no easy way
for me to say this, but...

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Stan picked me to be his best man.

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I did not manipulate him.

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No, I did not!

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No, I did not!

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Why am I doing this?

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[ music playing ]

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Chloe, this is so cute.

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Is this a mock-up
of Stan's wedding in the park?

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I'm the rainbow sparkle pony,
you're the bear,

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and the troll doll
is Princess' mean owner, Heather.

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I was gonna use a dead rat
but Winston keeps hanging on.

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Actually, Heather isn't coming.

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When I invited her, she said, "gross."

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Great! Then I don't have to get
a life-sized troll doll costume.

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Or a dead rat costume.

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Which is really just a live rat costume
with Xs over the eyes.

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And a little halo.

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[ sing-song ] Whimsy!

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Wait a minute, these animals
aren't just placeholders?

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Is this actually what you want
everybody to look like?

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How do you plan on paying for all this?

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Well, I already cut
live unicorns out of the budget,

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so that's like a gazillion dollar savings
right there.

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Plus, Mommy helped me submit
Stan and Princess' wedding

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to the Wacky Jackie show.

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If they pick it,
Jackie will pay for the whole thing.

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Wait, Wacky Jackie?

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That rich girl that does
crazy things with her money?

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I love that show!

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I keep submitting the idea
that she should send cows into space.

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[ imitates cow chewing cud ]

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They're huge, but they're weightless.

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Check it out, space cow,
she uploaded a new video.

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Don't call me "space cow" at school.

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Let's make that a home nickname.

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What's up, gumdrops?
It's Wacky Jackie in your face.

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That's my eyeball.
That's my other eyeball.

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Nostril shot!

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What do you think of it, Sidekick Jackie?

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[ in high-pitched voice] [ laughs ]
Love it, love it, love it, love it!

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Oh, Sidekick Jackie,
you are just saying that.

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[ as Sidekick Jackie]
[ laughs ] No, I'm not.

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What do you think, Backwards Jackie?

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Who said that?

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This week, I'm spending my money
to put a rodeo in a china shop.

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I'm a bull in a china shop.

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[ crash ]

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[ groans ]

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[ music playing ]

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Okay, I'm back from the store
with a few options

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for what I'm gonna wear
to this weekend's wedding.

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You must have ten dresses there.

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You realize this is a dog wedding
the kids are doing for fun,

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it's not a real wedding?

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So? A wedding's a wedding.

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When your friend got married
by the Elvis impersonator,

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I still dressed up.

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As Elvis.

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The invitation said
come as your favorite Elvis.

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So I was "Jailhouse Rock."

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[ imitating Elvis ]
Thank ya, thank ya very much.

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First of all, stop that.

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And secondly, can't you just
wear something that you already own?

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Come on, Bennett, I have to look nice.

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In a way, I'm, kind of,
the mother of the groom.

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Actually, I think Avery
is more the mother of the groom.

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You're more the grandmother.

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Really? Can a grandmother do this?

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Ow, my hip!

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So, Stan, I promised you
a great bachelor party.

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Did I deliver or what?

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[ Stan sings high note in elation ]

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Stan, I never knew
you had the voice of an angel.

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You ever seen an angel scarf down
a whole chuck roast in five seconds?

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'Cause you're about to.

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Well, go wild, Stan.

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My buddy has this truck
full of meat that's about to expire.

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This reminds me
of Mother's walk-in fridge.

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Not the big one downstairs,
the snack fridge up in the bedroom.

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Did you really have to invite Carl?

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I kind of thought it was
just gonna be you, me, and Robert.

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You know, the cool guys.

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I like Carl.

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Plus, every group needs
an eccentric oddball.

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We've already got
the dashingly good-looking guy.

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[ whispers ] That's me.

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Wow, you guys got me all this
and a stinky shoe?

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Best day ever!

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-Let me get that for you, Stan.
-Carl, no!

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Oh, I get it.
The shoe was there to keep the door open.

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And now we're locked in.

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CARL: [ sings high-pitched note ]

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Stan, will you stop
with the angel singing,

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this isn't a good thing.

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It wasn't me.

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It was me. It's very cold in here.
[ sings high note in fear ]

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[ music playing ]

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I can't get any cell reception.

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This is not good. Mom and Dad
think we're staying at Carl's all night

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so no one's gonna come looking for us.

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We gotta get outta here.

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Tyler, Tyler. Allow me to try something
I read about in a comic book.

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Apparently the spider that bit me
was of the non-radioactive variety.

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Unlike the radioactive man
who bit me and gave me the power to speak.

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What?

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No, I'm just kidding.
I'm a regular talking dog.

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Who loves me some pepperoni.

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If we don't get out of here,
I'm going to freeze.

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I have the circulation
of a daily newspaper. [ laughs ]

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It's funny because print is dead.

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And, by the by,
if we don't make it out of here,

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no matter what I say from now on,

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that "print is dead" bon mot
was my last words.

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Okay, I have a nominee

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for the one we hollow out
and climb into like a sleeping bag.

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[ gasps ] Success!

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I've disabled the air conditioner.

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However, I should mention,
with the air off,

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the meat will start to go bad.

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Great, so we're stuck in here
and with rotting meat.

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Which of us will be
the first to totally lose it?

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STAN: Robert, your steely cool
never ceases to amaze me.

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[ music playing ]

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Wow.

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You look absolutely crazy.

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Bennett, it's a wedding.

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But not your wedding.

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Hey, you're the one who told me
to take back the ten dresses

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and wear something I already own.

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And I do believe I own this.

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[ laughs ] Good one, beautiful bride.

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You are not the bride.

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But I look so beautiful.
And the dress still fits.

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And if I wore it to any other wedding,
it would be inappropriate.

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I agree with all of that.

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Just wear your wedding suit
and we'll match.

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Why couldn't I have been invited
to the dog bachelor party?

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[ music playing ]

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She picked us, she picked us,
she picked us!

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She picked us, she picked us,
she picked us, she picked us

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she picked us, she picked us!

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[ pants ]

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She picked us!

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What are you talking about?

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Wacky Jackie is gonna do
Stan's wedding on her web show

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and pay for everything!

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Now we can do all my ideas.

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Animal costumes, balloons,
and a clown car full of pie!

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You don't even need to get clowns!

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'Cause if you fill a car with pie,
the clowns will come.

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Chloe, the wedding is tomorrow.

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If it was gonna be on the show,

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there'd be people coming over here
to plan things.

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What's up, gumdrops? It's me,
Wacky Jackie. Everybody, freak out.

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That is Wacky Jackie, I am freaking out!

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I am freaking out, too.

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And not just because somebody
walked into our house without knocking.

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I have decided that your dog wedding
is a crazy thing I can do with my money.

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Right, Sidekick Jackie?

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[ as Sidekick Jackie ] [ laughs ]
Love it, love it, love it, love it!

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That's my eyeball.
That's my other eyeball.

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Nostril shot!

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Wow. So you do that in person, too.

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Do what?

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So, I will be officiating the ceremony.

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Oh, just don't invite
Awkward Uncle Jackie.

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[ in deep voice ] Hey, look at my mustache
and guess what I had for breakfast.

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Okay, Uncle Jackie.

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At least he didn't ask you
to guess how many teeth he's missing.

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[ music playing ]

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So, what would we be doing right
now if we weren't stuck in here?

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Laser tag.

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Hey, we don't have toy guns to fight with,
but we are surrounded by all this meat.

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Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

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Meat fight!

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Meat buddies!

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I mean, meat fight!

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[ music playing ]

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STAN: We didn't know
how that day would end.

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But we knew we'd never be the same again.

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We were just kids, dang it!

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[ music playing ]

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Now that Wacky Jackie
is paying for the wedding,

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there is so much we can do.

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I've been sampling cakes,

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I got these flowers,
probably should've had them delivered.

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Oh, spending other people's money

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is so much more fun
than spending your own.

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I can't wait 'til I'm president.

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You didn't have to do all this,
I've got everything planned out.

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AVERY: Chloe, no.

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I have a very specific vision
for this wedding.

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-I can see it. I can hear it.
-[ classical music plays ]

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Oh, the royal wedding is my inspiration.

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The epitome of class and elegance.
[ sighs ]

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Very nice guys, that's enough.

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[ music stops ]

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You didn't have to hire
some fancy musicians,

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I hired Musical Marvin.

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[ accordion music plays ]

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Chloe, no, no, no,
we are not doing this your way.

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Hit it, guys.

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[ classical music overlaps
with accordion ]

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Put on your wedding suit, Bennett,
just put it on.

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So we're not gonna address
that there's a string quartet

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and a one man band
playing in our family room?

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Not 'til you put on your suit.

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[ overlapping music continues ]

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That was one heck of a meat fight.

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When we get back to civilization,
we'll try to tell other people about this,

245
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,750
but they won't understand.

246
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:46,544
Unless they've also been trapped
in a truck

247
00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:48,665
and slapped each other with brisket.

248
00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:51,707
Got that right, dude.

249
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,333
Did you just "dude" me?

250
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:57,167
Oh. Well, I've never been "dude"ed before.

251
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,920
Except by that guy
who hangs out at the convenience store.

252
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,880
But he doesn't know me.
He just wants a hit off my slushie.

253
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,917
This is nice. The way we're bonding.

254
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,170
Way better than what
we would've been doing.

255
00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:11,039
What would we have been doing?

256
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,285
'Cause maybe I'm wrong
and it would've been more awesome.

257
00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:17,499
Right around now,
we would've been heading back to my place.

258
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:21,133
To engage in all sorts of cool,
macho guy stuff.

259
00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:24,208
Certainly not playing
with my superhero action figures.

260
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:25,791
'Cause they're all mint in the package.

261
00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:31,669
You know, after I marry Princess tomorrow,
a lot is gonna change.

262
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,000
I'm gonna be married,

263
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,923
with all the responsibilities
that come with that.

264
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,710
Except for paying bills, having a job,
or listening to my wife talk.

265
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:43,922
I hope we get out of here
in time for your wedding.

266
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,830
When is your friend coming
to pick up his meat truck?

267
00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:49,127
I don't know, I wasn't planning for us
to be here for more than a couple hours.

268
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:50,878
Let me check his texts from yesterday.

269
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,290
Oh no, Nicky dumped me!

270
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,416
Oh wait, that's an old one.

271
00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,540
Ah, here it is.
He's not coming 'til Monday.

272
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,495
We're gonna be in here all weekend?

273
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,790
I'm gonna miss my wedding.

274
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,333
[ music playing ]

275
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:16,708
I'm so glad we were able to come up with
a compromise for your whimsy and my taste.

276
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,883
So, you hired clowns, huh?

277
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:26,749
Nope, just put out pie.
I was right. They came.

278
00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:33,709
Wow, Dad, that jacket
is really tight on you.

279
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,043
Yeah, this is my wedding suit,

280
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:39,625
but I've been hitting the gym a lot
since then.

281
00:14:39,709 --> 00:14:42,789
Wearing it reminds me of the hand-me-downs
from my childhood.

282
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,125
I had tiny older brothers.

283
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,633
Still, your mom wanted me to wear it
so I'd match what she's wearing.

284
00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:52,039
How does that match what Mom is wearing?

285
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,878
[ imitating Elvis]
Thank ya. Thank ya very much.

286
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,325
Oh, for the love of...

287
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:01,918
Ellen, why are you wearing that?

288
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,540
You said we shouldn't wear
our wedding clothes.

289
00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:07,325
And you really shouldn't be wearing that.
It doesn't fit, you look ridiculous.

290
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,210
Now please go change.

291
00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:17,417
[ music playing ]

292
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,577
STAN: The wedding is
gonna be starting soon.

293
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,707
Carl, you've been working
on that contraption all night.

294
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:24,752
Are you ready to get that door open?

295
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,754
I'm sorry it's taking so long,

296
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,964
it's not easy
unscrewing machine-tightened screws

297
00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:30,171
with your fingernails.

298
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:34,037
Why didn't you just use
the screwdriver on my pen knife?

299
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:39,212
You, my friend, are going to be
the subject of a scathing journal entry.

300
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:44,383
Now, I'm gonna use the magnets
in this device

301
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,668
to slide open the latching mechanism
inside the door.

302
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:53,378
It's not working.
Stand back, I'm gonna break it down.

303
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:54,418
I almost got it.

304
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,003
[ grunts]

305
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:03,424
Huh, I thought for sure Carl
was gonna open the door at the last moment

306
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,960
and Tyler was gonna go
flying comedically out.

307
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:07,998
But this is funny, too.

308
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:12,127
I'm sorry guys,
I thought I constructed a device

309
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:14,078
that would allow me to disable the lock.

310
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,496
But I'm afraid I failed you.

311
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:22,133
You'd think the talking dog
would be the funny one in the group,

312
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,748
but you guys are hilarious.

313
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:30,253
CARL: [ grunts from impact ]
You guys could've jumped over me.

314
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:37,171
What's up, gumdrops?
I've arrived at the wedding.

315
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,670
Everybody freak out!

316
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,080
That is not the first time
that's happened.

317
00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:46,999
So is everything set?

318
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,383
Are the dogs ready?

319
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,128
Please tell me
you see the six foot penguin, too.

320
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,577
Well, about the dogs.
There might be one little snag.

321
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,207
Okay, I'm not doing funny characters
or playing games.

322
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,381
You tell me right now what is going on.

323
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:01,793
[ as Sidekick Jackie ]
Is Angry Jackie talking to you?

324
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:03,285
'Cause she's straight up cray.

325
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:05,923
I'm gonna get her out of here to cool off.

326
00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:09,004
It's okay. Everything's gonna be fine.

327
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,252
AVERY: [ sighs ] Thank goodness
you guys are here.

328
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,043
CHLOE: Come on, guys,
we gotta start the wedding.

329
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,625
Strangers are starting to wander in.

330
00:17:16,709 --> 00:17:18,749
I did not invite that kangaroo.

331
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:25,711
Wait, guys, this wedding's a big deal.
I don't know if I can do this.

332
00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:28,172
Stan, it's normal to have cold feet.

333
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,710
Once you see how beautiful
Princess looks in her dress,

334
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:33,542
-all of your doubts will melt away.
-But Avery--

335
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,165
Come on, Stan,
the wedding's about to start.

336
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:40,002
[ wedding march begins to play ]

337
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,423
STAN: I can't do this.

338
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,003
[ gasps ] Stan, wait!

339
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,075
Uh, no need to worry, folks,
he's just a dog.

340
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:07,876
Must have seen a squirrel or something.

341
00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:09,919
This ceremony will resume shortly.

342
00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:16,827
You're Jaclyn Bradley,
I've read all about you.

343
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,247
You're that rich heiress
who doesn't know what to do with her money

344
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,333
so she spends it on ridiculous things
for a web show.

345
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:23,327
I also pretend to be
lots of different people

346
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:24,877
because I'm very lonely.

347
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:27,998
Do you like action figures?

348
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:29,383
Mint in the package?

349
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,790
[ shuddering gasp ]

350
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:31,825
[ identical shuddering gasp ]

351
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:35,831
Okay, this is uncomfortable.

352
00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,674
[ music playing ]

353
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,503
Stan, what's wrong?

354
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:46,581
Don't you wanna marry Princess?
I think he has cold feet, guys.

355
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:50,827
No, all I ever wanted was
to declare my love for Princess.

356
00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:55,377
But how can I say my vows in front of
all those people who can't know I talk?

357
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,788
Oh, my gosh.

358
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:59,415
We got so caught up in what we wanted,

359
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:02,630
we completely lost sight
of what this was really for.

360
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:06,209
I'm sorry, Stan. We really messed up.

361
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,921
Wow, and I did nothing wrong.

362
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:10,166
Continue.

363
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,330
[ barking ]

364
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:13,577
Princess!

365
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:14,747
[ Princess continues to bark ]

366
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,575
Hey guys, why don't we
do the wedding right here?

367
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:23,668
A private ceremony.

368
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,503
Let's do it.

369
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:28,633
We are gathered here today
to witness the union

370
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,879
of Princess and Stan in marriage.

371
00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:33,329
I believe Stan has some vows
he'd like to say.

372
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:37,083
All my life, I've been a dog who can talk.

373
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,576
So I've been trapped between two worlds.

374
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:42,497
I'm not really a dog,
I'm not really a person.

375
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:43,833
It's been hard.

376
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:45,877
But in the last few years,

377
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:49,209
I finally found some people
who are my family.

378
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,961
[ Tyler sniffles ]

379
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:55,581
Life is just so much more precious to me
since the meat wars.

380
00:19:58,417 --> 00:20:01,787
And now, for the first time in my life,

381
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:04,915
I found a dog who I wanna be my family.

382
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,080
Princess, I love you.

383
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:11,036
I want us to be together forever.
And even though you can't speak,

384
00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:13,999
I know you feel the exact same way.

385
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:19,417
Stan, Princess, do you take each other
as husband and wife?

386
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:21,456
We do.

387
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:24,462
Congratulations!
You may now lick the bride.

388
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:29,957
Thank you, Avery.

389
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:33,883
That was a lovely ceremony.
It was exactly what I wanted.

390
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:37,077
Now, let's go do the fake one
for the show!

391
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,576
'Cause, really, you got Wacky Jackie?

392
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,577
I'm freaking out!

393
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,038
[ music playing ]

394
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:48,665
Dog marriage is not something
to be entered into lightly.

395
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,746
In fact, the bride and groom went through

396
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,384
an extensive premarital counseling session
with Dr. Jackie.

397
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,955
[ in New York accent ] Oh, these two kids,
they're gonna make it work.

398
00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:57,211
It's kismet.

399
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,960
I now pronounce you
dog husband and dog wife.

400
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:03,541
I just married two dogs.

401
00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:07,495
This is Wacky Jackie saying
[ blows raspberry ]

402
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,333
[ as Dr. Jackie ] Yeah, she needs help.

403
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,713
[ wedding march plays ]

404
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:19,538
Oh, thank you so much, Wacky Jackie,

405
00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,955
it's so amazing that you
made this happen for our dog.

406
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:24,211
No, no, I have to thank you.

407
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:28,541
If it wasn't for this fantastic wedding,
I wouldn't have met Gary Picklefish.

408
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,960
He's gonna mentor Clown Jackie.

409
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,791
[ in clown voice ] [ laughs ] Hi, kids!

410
00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:40,377
Yet again, a clown has come between me
and the object of my affection.

411
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:42,668
How does my horoscope always know?

412
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:52,543
Oh, my gosh.

413
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:54,631
Wacky Jackie just pied me.

414
00:21:54,709 --> 00:21:56,459
I'm freaking out!

415
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:02,287
What a perfect ending to a perfect day.

416
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:08,285
STAN: My wedding ended up
being the greatest day of my life.

417
00:22:08,917 --> 00:22:12,377
I married the dog I love
surrounded by the family I love.

418
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:13,878
Speaking of love,

419
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:18,079
Robert hit it off with
one of Princess' bridesmaids, Roberta.

420
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:23,673
Do I hear wedding bells, Robert?

421
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:27,995
Oh, Robert. Always playing it cool.

422
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:30,960
[ jazzy musical flourish ]

423
00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:32,251
[ boing ]