1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 ( music playing) 2 00:00:02,083 --> 00:00:04,713 STAN: So ever since Karl Fink found out I could talk, 3 00:00:04,792 --> 00:00:06,132 we've been hanging out a lot. 4 00:00:06,208 --> 00:00:07,498 Avery doesn't get it. 5 00:00:07,583 --> 00:00:11,383 But then again, she doesn't get mech suits! 6 00:00:12,917 --> 00:00:16,877 She also doesn't get mech suit apple picking! 7 00:00:18,959 --> 00:00:21,829 The thing is, Karl and I were having so much fun, 8 00:00:21,917 --> 00:00:25,037 I forgot all about a very important event... 9 00:00:26,083 --> 00:00:29,503 Stan, there you are. You missed my birthday party. 10 00:00:29,583 --> 00:00:31,963 Oh, my gosh, was that today? 11 00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:35,711 I can't believe it. I'm so sorry. Uh, what's your favorite present? 12 00:00:35,792 --> 00:00:36,632 I guess this sweater. 13 00:00:36,709 --> 00:00:37,999 It's from all of us. 14 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:41,793 Avery, I can't believe I missed your birthday. 15 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,245 -I'm sure you have a very good reason. -Um... 16 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:46,543 It's not like you were somewhere goofing around. 17 00:00:46,625 --> 00:00:48,375 -Uh... -Or hanging out with Karl again. 18 00:00:48,458 --> 00:00:49,538 Derp. 19 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:53,831 I mean no, no. I was, uh-- I was on a date with Princess. 20 00:00:53,917 --> 00:00:55,957 Yeah, we were walking in the park, 21 00:00:56,041 --> 00:00:59,331 gazing into each other's eyes, eating each other's vomit. 22 00:00:59,417 --> 00:01:01,457 You know, romantic stuff. 23 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:04,292 I guess it's okay you missed my party. 24 00:01:04,417 --> 00:01:05,787 Are you sure you're not upset? 25 00:01:05,917 --> 00:01:07,377 -Yes. -Are you sure? 26 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,880 -Yes. -Are you sure? 27 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:09,829 Yes. 28 00:01:09,917 --> 00:01:12,207 -Are you sure? -Yes! 29 00:01:13,375 --> 00:01:15,415 ( theme music playing ) 30 00:01:31,875 --> 00:01:34,285 Oh, Stan, stroke of genius. 31 00:01:34,375 --> 00:01:36,875 We wear our mech suits to the Huntington Gardens for high tea, 32 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:39,789 then when the check comes, transform into cars and roll out. 33 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:43,325 First of all, yeah! 34 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:48,170 Secondly, I'm feeling pretty guilty about missing Avery's birthday party. 35 00:01:48,291 --> 00:01:51,631 Avery had a birthday party and did not invite me? 36 00:01:51,709 --> 00:01:53,959 I've been saving this noisemaker since I was three, 37 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:56,421 just hoping to be invited to a birthday party. 38 00:01:56,500 --> 00:02:00,170 No, not yet, Karl. Patience, patience. Your day will come. 39 00:02:02,291 --> 00:02:04,581 Sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have told you about the party. 40 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,207 It's all right. I'm not upset with you. 41 00:02:06,291 --> 00:02:07,751 -Are you sure? -Yes. 42 00:02:07,834 --> 00:02:09,384 -Are you sure? -Yes. 43 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:10,878 Okay, I'm convinced. 44 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:14,125 I just need to find a way to make it up to Avery 45 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:15,578 for missing her party. 46 00:02:15,667 --> 00:02:18,707 And maybe I could find some gesture that shows what a good friend I am. 47 00:02:18,792 --> 00:02:21,752 The cupcakes are really popular right now. I could pelt her with those. 48 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:25,075 I'm not very good at this friends thing. 49 00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:27,711 We can discuss it over high tea. 50 00:02:27,834 --> 00:02:30,714 Oh, I just remembered, there's a dress code at the Huntington. 51 00:02:30,834 --> 00:02:32,964 We'll have to wear sport coats over our mech suits. 52 00:02:33,041 --> 00:02:36,791 Where are we gonna find two sport coats size 104 long? 53 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:38,915 To Mother's closet! Exeunt! 54 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:46,535 Mom, I overslept! 55 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:50,245 My Pinchy the Party Crab alarm clock didn't play his beach party music. 56 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:52,923 Pinchy, you have one job, wake me up. 57 00:02:53,417 --> 00:02:56,287 Okay, two jobs, wake me up and party. And you did neither. 58 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,790 Is that beach party music coming from your room? 59 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:02,995 No wonder my morning dreams are set to the song Crabbin' USA. 60 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,383 That's not a song he plays. 61 00:03:04,458 --> 00:03:06,208 Oh, then I'm back to having a problem. 62 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:08,830 Because I overslept, 63 00:03:08,917 --> 00:03:11,877 I missed the team van heading to my first pro BMX competition. 64 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:14,289 Now I have to get up to Northern California on my own. 65 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:18,325 I'll drive you. Mother-son bonding weekend! 66 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:20,625 I'll just borrow Dad's car. 67 00:03:20,709 --> 00:03:22,249 -Nope. -Why not? 68 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:25,963 Well, partly because you're 17 and you can't drive 400 miles by yourself. 69 00:03:26,041 --> 00:03:29,831 But mostly because it's mother-son bonding weekend! 70 00:03:31,041 --> 00:03:34,211 Fine. But when we get to the competition, you don't get to go in. 71 00:03:34,291 --> 00:03:35,581 You won't even stop the van. 72 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:38,287 I'll ride my bike out the back like an '80s action movie. 73 00:03:38,375 --> 00:03:40,375 My code name will be Chet Fierro 74 00:03:40,458 --> 00:03:43,288 and you will be known only as "The Syndicate." 75 00:03:43,917 --> 00:03:45,957 Or it could be Trixie Le Deuce. 76 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:48,881 She's wanted by the law, but she fights for justice. 77 00:03:48,959 --> 00:03:51,749 And she also wants to sit in the stands and cheer for you. 78 00:03:52,375 --> 00:03:54,825 But, Mom, every time I try to pull off a difficult trick, 79 00:03:54,917 --> 00:03:58,537 you scream things like "be careful" and "watch out" 80 00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:00,955 and "I had boots like that in high school!" 81 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:03,495 It's distracting. 82 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:06,383 This is my first professional competition. Don't you want me to do well? 83 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:08,128 I do, Chet. I do. 84 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:12,378 Okay, I'll drop you off and stay far away from the event. 85 00:04:13,417 --> 00:04:14,417 ( clock playing music ) 86 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:15,830 TYLER: Oh, now you go off, Pinchy. 87 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:20,875 Trixie, please. 88 00:04:24,834 --> 00:04:28,174 -Good luck at the competition, Tyler! -Drive safe, hon! 89 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:30,960 You won't ever make me go on a weekend bonding trip 90 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:32,081 with Mommy, will you? 91 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:33,708 No, Chloe, 92 00:04:33,792 --> 00:04:36,212 it's so sweet that you think I have that kind of power. 93 00:04:38,041 --> 00:04:39,961 So, Daddy, what should we do now? 94 00:04:40,041 --> 00:04:45,881 Well, I get to watch 30 hours of professional wrestling I've recorded. 95 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:48,579 And you get to not tell Mommy about it. 96 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:52,710 Yay! I love doing things I'm not supposed to tell my parents about. 97 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,382 -What? -What? 98 00:04:56,041 --> 00:04:57,421 So why can't I tell Mommy? 99 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:00,630 Mommy doesn't like it 'cause I get a little carried away, 100 00:05:00,709 --> 00:05:04,999 especially when I do my Reverse Atomic Suplex. 101 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:06,293 -( lamp smashing ) -Oh. 102 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:11,211 There is another thing you get to not tell Mommy about. 103 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:12,331 Yay! 104 00:05:14,542 --> 00:05:15,922 ( music playing ) 105 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:18,081 So we've narrowed down the nice things 106 00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:20,496 we could do for Avery's belated birthday surprise 107 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:22,923 to taking her bungee jumping, 108 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,380 doing a flashy song and dance number, 109 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:28,670 or getting her a big, hairy tarantula. 110 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:31,710 Now why did I write down tarantula? 111 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:35,633 Oh, this is my list of soft things that eat birds. 112 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:40,383 So the tarantula's out and bungee jumping-- 113 00:05:40,458 --> 00:05:42,918 Why is a tarantula out and bungee jumping? 114 00:05:44,291 --> 00:05:45,671 What are you plotting, Karl? 115 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:47,380 Plotting? I'm not plotting. 116 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:48,668 Stan? 117 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:51,420 Um, we're taking tarantulas 118 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:54,130 who can't spin their own webs bungee jumping 119 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:59,378 so they can experience the exhilaration of spider flight. 120 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:02,923 Fine, don't tell me. 121 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,790 But you better be careful, Stan. 122 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:07,125 Don't let Karl pull you into some elaborate scheme. 123 00:06:07,208 --> 00:06:08,998 -It's not that elaborate. -We don't even know what it is yet. 124 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:10,173 TOGETHER: What scheme? 125 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:14,753 My arch nemesis and my talking dog becoming friends. 126 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:16,924 It's every girl's worst nightmare. 127 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,830 That and her dad taking her bra shopping. 128 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:20,417 BENNETT: Avery, it's time to go! 129 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:23,630 That last example was not said randomly. 130 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:27,625 This is awful. 131 00:06:27,709 --> 00:06:29,539 Now Avery's actually upset with me. 132 00:06:29,625 --> 00:06:32,075 We really have to do something great to make up for it. 133 00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:34,876 Well, she's already heard bungee jumping and tarantula, 134 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:37,249 so if we want to surprise her, we have to go with song and dance. 135 00:06:37,375 --> 00:06:38,955 But not in our mech suits. 136 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:40,001 Last time I did that, 137 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:43,043 I activated the chainsaw and literally cut a rug. 138 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:46,035 Song and dance it is. 139 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:47,785 Oh, and by the by, 140 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:50,575 add me to the list of soft things that eat birds. 141 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:52,707 I love me some chicken. 142 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:55,383 ( music playing ) 143 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:00,535 Dude, what happened out there? 144 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:04,245 I haven't seen a crash that bad since the stock market crash of 1929. 145 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,383 What? 146 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:07,498 I know stuff. 147 00:07:09,041 --> 00:07:10,501 Sorry about my riding, Red. 148 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:12,883 I was just distracted thinking about my mom. 149 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:15,629 I could feel her out there. Watching me. 150 00:07:15,709 --> 00:07:18,039 Telling cute girls about the time I ran away from a hummingbird 151 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:19,785 because I thought it was a big wasp. 152 00:07:20,709 --> 00:07:22,539 I thought you said she was waiting in the car. 153 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:25,417 I asked her to, but I just know she didn't listen. 154 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:27,420 I can sense her. She's somewhere close. 155 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,670 Here, Mom, can you hold this? Very close. 156 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:30,960 ( screams ) 157 00:07:31,959 --> 00:07:34,419 Mom, I told you I didn't want you at the competition. 158 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:35,670 Why didn't you wait in the van? 159 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:38,380 You're my son and I had to see you compete. 160 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,958 And I didn't yell out to you like you said not to. 161 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:43,961 Besides, I really wanted a corn dog. I'll eat anything on a stick. 162 00:07:44,041 --> 00:07:47,001 Little known fact about me, I was raised without utensils. 163 00:07:48,709 --> 00:07:49,999 Even though you weren't yelling, 164 00:07:50,083 --> 00:07:52,293 I knew you were there and it got inside my head. 165 00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:55,325 I kept waiting for you to yell out how cute I look in my little outfit. 166 00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:56,707 You do look cute in your little outfit. 167 00:07:56,792 --> 00:07:59,582 I know, I also have great hair and Mediterranean good looks, 168 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:01,917 but I don't want to hear about it while I'm riding! 169 00:08:02,542 --> 00:08:03,712 I'm sorry, Tyler. 170 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:05,882 I'll go wait in the car after stopping at the corn dog stand. 171 00:08:05,959 --> 00:08:07,289 I have a problem, don't judge me. 172 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:10,713 I can't believe my mom. 173 00:08:10,792 --> 00:08:12,212 I know. 174 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:14,961 She didn't mention how cute I look in my little outfit. 175 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:17,875 But you shouldn't be so hard on her. 176 00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:20,329 I wish my mom would come to watch my competitions 177 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,707 instead of teaching disadvantaged kids how to read. 178 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:24,632 Why has it always got to be about her? 179 00:08:25,834 --> 00:08:28,794 Yeah, but you don't know how embarrassing my mom is. 180 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:31,915 Dude, there's nothing embarrassing about your mom being proud of you. 181 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,830 In fact, one day you just might think it's cool to have her around. 182 00:08:35,917 --> 00:08:37,327 And that's when you know you're an adult. 183 00:08:38,291 --> 00:08:40,171 -Now let's get some cotton candy-- -Whoo! 184 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:42,080 ( music playing ) 185 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:48,745 Ugh, Stan, I had no idea how difficult it would be to write a song. 186 00:08:48,834 --> 00:08:50,884 Rock stars do it and they're idiots. 187 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:56,375 Karl, you're writing on the computer. Why do you keep crumpling papers? 188 00:08:56,458 --> 00:09:00,168 It gets out my frustration. I can't crumple a computer now, can I? 189 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:05,000 Mother can, then microwaves, small cars, the boy's dreams. 190 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:08,673 I think you're overcomplicating it. 191 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:11,500 We just need something that says what's in our hearts. 192 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:13,883 I am not overcomplicating it. 193 00:09:13,959 --> 00:09:16,749 Now help me find a rhyme for "epistemological conundrum." 194 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:20,378 Ugh, we're gonna be here all night. 195 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:22,078 Stan, that's brilliant. 196 00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:24,996 A sleepover is just what we need to get our creative juices flowing. 197 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:27,205 My first sleepover! 198 00:09:27,291 --> 00:09:33,041 I don't want to get you too excited, but someone's a night farter. 199 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:37,165 His name is Tyler. More gossip to come. 200 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:40,785 ( music playing ) 201 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:41,955 So you see, 202 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:45,671 Python isn't gonna challenge Destroyer Dan to another ladder match 203 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:48,460 even though he used an illegal submission hold to steal his title 204 00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:50,962 because it's all setting up next month's Pay-Per-View. 205 00:09:51,875 --> 00:09:54,955 Python, you sly taco. 206 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:58,455 Hey, let's have some fun. 207 00:09:58,542 --> 00:10:00,212 You lie down on the floor 208 00:10:00,291 --> 00:10:04,291 and I'll jump off the back of the sofa and land on your face with my knees. 209 00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:08,918 Sweetie, professional wrestlers know how to do that without getting hurt. 210 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,880 Plus, Mommy wouldn't approve. 211 00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:13,579 Well, Mommy's not here right now. 212 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:21,503 Okay, I'm gonna show you one or two moves, but we have to do it safely. 213 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:23,630 Let's start with a simple flip. 214 00:10:23,709 --> 00:10:24,579 Here, take my hand. 215 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,423 -Hup. -( Bennett grunts ) 216 00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:32,004 Whoa, drinking all that milk is finally paying off. 217 00:10:33,417 --> 00:10:35,627 Chloe, you didn't actually make me do that. 218 00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:37,289 I was playacting with you. 219 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,205 I was a college gymnast. 220 00:10:41,291 --> 00:10:43,831 I drank all that milk for nothing? 221 00:10:43,917 --> 00:10:46,827 You're gonna get Vitamin-D-stroyed! 222 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:48,707 That was on the carton! 223 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,880 -Aah! -( Bennett grunts ) 224 00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:58,582 ( screaming ) 225 00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,504 Say it's the milk! 226 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:07,003 Say it's the milk! 227 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,463 It's the milk! 228 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:09,922 Yeah, it is! 229 00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:14,749 ( music playing ) 230 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:16,920 Oh. Hey, Stan. 231 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,130 It's time to get ready for bed. 232 00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:20,128 Actually, I just came to get Robert. 233 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,578 I'm having a sleepover at Karl's tonight. 234 00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:25,247 We're gonna gossip, but not about you. 235 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:27,793 On an unrelated topic, can I borrow your diary? 236 00:11:29,458 --> 00:11:31,708 You're sleeping at Karl's? 237 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,542 You've been spending a lot of time with him, 238 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:36,075 plotting something devious with tarantulas. 239 00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:40,376 Oh, come on, Avery. Give Karl a chance. He's a lot of fun. 240 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:43,128 Just last night we were in our mech suits and then-- 241 00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,418 Wait a minute. Last night? 242 00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:47,625 I thought you were with Princess. 243 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:48,669 Um... 244 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,880 You missed my birthday party to hang out with Karl Fink? 245 00:11:51,959 --> 00:11:53,959 -Uh... -And then lied to me about it? 246 00:11:54,041 --> 00:11:55,251 Derp. 247 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,210 Stan, I forgave you for missing my birthday 248 00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:02,171 when I thought you were just being flaky and in love, 249 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:05,630 but you actually chose Karl over me. 250 00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:07,829 No, it wasn't a choice. 251 00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:10,167 I really forgot about your party. 252 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:12,420 I was just having a good time with Karl. 253 00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:15,042 Well, you obviously knew you had done something wrong, 254 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,495 or you wouldn't have lied to me about it. 255 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:18,543 You know what you are? 256 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:19,785 You are a bad-- 257 00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,705 Don't go there, Avery. 258 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:23,380 Don't call me a bad dog. 259 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:24,538 No. 260 00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:26,498 You're a bad friend. 261 00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:29,745 Avery, I-- 262 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:33,964 You want to have your sleepover with Karl? Go have your sleepover with Karl. 263 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:36,378 Obviously that's more important to you. 264 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:42,537 All right, I have to go retrieve Robert, 265 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:45,575 because he's a chew toy and I'm one-eighth retriever. 266 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,420 But I'll be back and we can talk about this. 267 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,582 ( music playing ) 268 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,963 Oh, there you are, Stan. 269 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,383 I didn't know where you were, 270 00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,078 so I started the slumber party without you. 271 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,666 I told myself a ghost story and now I'm scared. 272 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,208 Man, the worst thing just happened. 273 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:14,671 Avery and I had a big fight 274 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,750 about me spending so much time over here and missing her birthday. 275 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,173 Maybe I should just tell her what we're doing. 276 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,710 No, Stan. The surprise is the fun part. 277 00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:24,792 It's like being ambushed with merriment. 278 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,825 Like when a clown jumps out of a bush and honks your nose. 279 00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:29,537 I don't go to that park anymore. 280 00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:33,036 When Avery hears the song we've written for her, 281 00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:34,165 I guarantee she'll forgive you. 282 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,501 I just hope you're right. 283 00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:36,915 Of course I am. 284 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,920 It's also the perfect opportunity for me to show her 285 00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:40,751 what a good friend I can be. 286 00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:43,544 You think that the guy who was developing the world's first zombie virus 287 00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:45,455 would have friends, and yet somehow... 288 00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:48,671 I also love me some turkey. 289 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,327 ( music playing ) 290 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:54,997 That was really fun wrestling yesterday, Daddy. 291 00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:58,253 Yeah, too bad we already took it as far as we could. 292 00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:01,173 Unless... 293 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,830 Yeah! 294 00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:10,379 Do you dare to get in the ring with Dr. Pain? 295 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,828 Because I'm about to make a house call! 296 00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:16,037 But only between the hours of 9 and 5. 297 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:20,884 ( rock music playing ) 298 00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:34,002 The Scarlet Beetle is gonna pick you up with her insect legs, 299 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:37,583 then communicate with other insects using pheromones! 300 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:41,247 That's right, I read about beetles online! 301 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:44,788 We'll start on three. 302 00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:47,535 One, two... 303 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:50,125 Never trust The Scarlet Beetle! 304 00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:58,831 ( both screaming ) 305 00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:02,577 Oh! 306 00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:05,632 ( screaming ) 307 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,495 ( screaming ) 308 00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:11,631 Whee! 309 00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:14,879 Whee! Whee! 310 00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:17,042 Whee! 311 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,575 Whee! 312 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,627 Dr. Pain's not through with you yet. 313 00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:23,999 I've got some questions about your insurance! 314 00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:27,289 Come on, tag me out! 315 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:29,537 Who are you talking to? 316 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:30,995 My tag-team partner. 317 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,041 Huh? 318 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:39,375 Let's do this, Chloe. 319 00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:43,384 Maximus Slammus! 320 00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:46,208 You're my favorite wrestler. What are you doing here? 321 00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:48,081 He's my friend Darcy's uncle. 322 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:50,666 I gave her my Rockstar Rabbit doll for this to happen. 323 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,670 Make it worth my while. 324 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,963 So I understand you've been showing Chloe some moves. 325 00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:58,421 -Well... -I know a few myself! 326 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,330 Okay, let's do-- 327 00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:05,997 ( screams ) 328 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:08,963 This is awesome! 329 00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:12,168 ( music playing ) 330 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:17,080 Well, here we are. I'll pick you up after the competition. 331 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:21,126 I guess I'll drive around and see what Stockton has to offer. 332 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:25,745 According to the pamphlet I picked up at the motel, 333 00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:29,464 it was named "The Best Tree City in the Western United States." 334 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:33,956 Boy, I wish you were riding BMX and I was getting to check that out. 335 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,043 Okay, Tyler. I can take a hint. 336 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:39,915 It's just that I'm so proud of you. 337 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,077 Good luck today, sweetie. 338 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:46,496 RED: There's nothing embarrassing about your mom being proud of you. 339 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,883 Maybe you're right, Red. 340 00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:49,789 But why are you wearing lederhosen? 341 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:53,790 I think you're remembering me and the girl 342 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,825 who sold us the giant pretzels at the same time. 343 00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,377 Oh, yeah. I do that sometimes. 344 00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:03,999 Mom, you should come watch. 345 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,575 I'm sorry I told you to stay away. 346 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:10,207 There's nothing embarrassing about my mom being proud of me. 347 00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:13,421 If you want to cheer when I'm riding, that's okay. 348 00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:15,917 You've always supported me. 349 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,880 And plus, it's mother-son bonding weekend! 350 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:22,828 Aww. That's so sweet. But that's really my bit. 351 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:28,420 I'm only letting you do it because it's mother-son bonding weekend! 352 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:30,165 You see, that's how it's done. 353 00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:35,919 ELLEN: Look out! 354 00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:38,172 Oh, no, you're upside down! 355 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,880 It's okay, I can cheer when he's riding! 356 00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:44,039 He said so! 357 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:46,126 Can I get a corn dog here? 358 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,003 ( music playing ) 359 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,380 Hey, what's that? 360 00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:59,128 I won this when Maximus Slammus and I beat Daddy in a King-of-the-Ring match 361 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:00,378 here in the family room. 362 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:03,878 Oh, Chloe, you have such a wonderful imagination. 363 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,249 Never grow up. 364 00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:07,288 You, too. 365 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:12,670 Avery, we have a very important message we want to share with you. 366 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:16,000 And it goes a little something like this... 367 00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:21,582 ♪ I'm really sorry that I missed your party ♪ 368 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,577 ♪ I can't blame Tyler like when I get farty ♪ 369 00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:28,167 ♪ But worse than that I lied like a rug to you ♪ 370 00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:32,040 ♪ A horrible act you'd expect for a pug to do ♪ 371 00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:35,582 ♪ As friends go, I know I'm not your bestest ♪ 372 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:39,037 ♪ But how could I not make the cut on that guest list? ♪ 373 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,785 ♪ My party invite must have slipped your mind ♪ 374 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:44,625 ♪ I live next door, really hard to find ♪ 375 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:48,329 ♪ What we're trying to say through all of this fumbling ♪ 376 00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:51,207 ♪ Freezing me out was really a dumb thing ♪ 377 00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:54,041 ♪ Avery Jennings ♪ 378 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:59,325 ♪ You really are something ♪ 379 00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:00,497 Yeah! 380 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,630 Karl, I didn't notice before, 381 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,499 but your part of our friendship song is a bit negative. 382 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,705 Sorry, Stan, I'm trying to stay positive, 383 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,792 but Rome wasn't sacked and destroyed, 384 00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:16,785 extinguishing the light of western civilization 385 00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,165 for an entire millennium in a day. 386 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,670 The fact that you guys would go to all this trouble, 387 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:27,790 Stan, your heartfelt expression and, Karl, whatever you were singing, 388 00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,923 means more than I can say. 389 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:35,125 So I made you this. 390 00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:38,289 ( gasps ) 391 00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:40,535 I call it "My Friends." 392 00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:43,998 Karl, I'm sorry that I didn't invite you to my party. 393 00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:45,665 You are my friend. 394 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,880 Friends? Us? 395 00:19:47,959 --> 00:19:49,919 Oh, Avery, I'm touched. 396 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,080 The moment is finally here. 397 00:19:56,834 --> 00:20:00,174 For those of you unfamiliar with the term "anti-climax." 398 00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:03,247 And, Stan-- 399 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,543 Wait a second. 400 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:07,915 Avery, this painting is of Karl and me performing our song. 401 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,250 How did you know we were gonna do that? 402 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,633 Were you spying on us? 403 00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:15,041 Derp. 404 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,333 When Avery hears the song we've written for her, 405 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,167 I guarantee she'll forgive you. 406 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,580 -I just hope you're right. -Of course I am. 407 00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,627 It's also the perfect opportunity for me to show her 408 00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:26,329 what a good friend I can be. 409 00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:29,667 AVERY: Oh, my gosh. That's why Stan's over here. 410 00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:32,462 They're doing something nice for me. 411 00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,212 I also love me some turkey. 412 00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,286 So are you ready to get to work on the song? 413 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:42,325 Yeah. I sure hope this shows Avery how much I really love her. 414 00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:44,127 I wish she knew that. 415 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:47,288 I wish she knew that no matter how much time I spend with you 416 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:51,415 or anyone else, I could never love anyone like I love her. 417 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,380 I'm sure she knows that, Stan. 418 00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:57,038 If she did, she wouldn't have said I chose you over her. 419 00:20:58,208 --> 00:20:59,998 She wouldn't have shut the door on me. 420 00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:08,625 I'm so sorry, Stan, that I didn't trust how much you love me. 421 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:12,288 I'm sorry I called you a bad friend. 422 00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:15,535 I'm sorry I lied to you about why I missed your party. 423 00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:21,249 Well, this is every boy's worst nightmare. 424 00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:25,213 His arch nemesis and her talking dog making him feel like a third wheel. 425 00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:28,173 Get in here, Karl. 426 00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:29,915 Oh! 427 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:33,075 STAN: Sometimes when friends have a fight, 428 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:36,536 they come out of it closer than they ever were before. 429 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,785 And that wasn't the only big win this weekend. 430 00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:39,955 That's right. 431 00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:43,461 I took care of a little fella named Maximus Slammus. 432 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:50,456 And I was riding high until someone snuck up behind me. 433 00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:55,826 Never trust The Scarlet Beetle. 434 00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,035 Good ridin', bro! 435 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:01,745 Yeah! Yeah! 436 00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:03,544 What's up, man! Yeah! 437 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:04,455 ( grunts ) 438 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,172 Tyler, you were amazing out there. 439 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,500 My emotions ran the gamut 440 00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:13,833 from anticipation to exhilaration to exultation. 441 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,748 I mean, good ridin', bro! 442 00:22:18,417 --> 00:22:19,957 Yeah! Whoo! 443 00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:21,251 Yeah! 444 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,293 Whoo. 445 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:25,165 It's cool you let your mom watch, but I didn't know she'd be so loud. 446 00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:26,500 How do you keep your focus out there? 447 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:28,495 What?