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Bummer that we're gonna
have to spend our vacation

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studying for the final exam.

3
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Yeah, but if I pass, I'll finally
get out of this accelerated program,

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graduate from high school,
and live my dream.

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The dream of being
on the BMX circuit,

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not the dream where I'm playing
foosball with a chimp.

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Which is really
more of a nightmare.

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Every time he scores,
he goes...

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( blows raspberry )

10
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Hey, when we play foosball
and I score, I go...

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( blows raspberry )

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Yeah, I was hoping you'd
take the hint, you chimp.

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When I pass the final,
I'm gonna live my dream

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of joining the PNX circuit.

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Pizza, Naps
and Extreme Naps.

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What's an extreme nap?

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You start out standing up,
and you wake up somewhere else.

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Gentlemen, keep it down.

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And, Tyler,
I've got my eye on you.

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The left one; the right one
is for everyone else.

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Actually, putting my left eye
where my right one goes

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is making my head hurt.

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Tyler, sit over here.

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Oh, come on, Principal Lawson.
I pull one senior prank,

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and suddenly I'm branded
as a bad kid.

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Tyler, you have a long history
of disruptive behavior.

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And that waterslide prank
rendered me so afraid of water

28
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that my Dominican timeshare
is useless to me.

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Which is a shame because this
body was almost beach ready.

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Man, he's really
got it in for me.

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Can you believe that, Erik?

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( snorts awake )

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Whoa, extreme nap!

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STAN:
It's school vacation this week

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and my family is staying local
so Tyler can study.

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Last year they left town
and couldn't take me,

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so they hired a dog walker.

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The rest of the time I did

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what all dogs do
when we're left home alone.

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Put on people clothes
and dance.

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( music playing )

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Always have to one-up me,
Robert, don't ya?

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Avery, it's our
one-week anniversary,

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and since we don't go
to the same school,

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I wanted to give you a gift
that you'd remember.

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So I wrote you a song.

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Oh, Brian,
you are so perfect.

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Perfect?
You're coming on too strong.

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You'll scare him off.

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Play it smooth.

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Perfect-ly dressed
for this weather.

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I mean,
you can't go wrong with layers.

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But enough about flexible dressing.
How about that song?

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♪ When I see you
I just stare ♪

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♪ At your beautiful
eyes and hair ♪

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♪ You know
I love the way you are ♪

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♪ I want to keep you
in a jar ♪

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♪ Like a butterfly!♪

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♪ I want to take you
somewhere fun ♪

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♪ 'Cause you're my one
and only one... Avery ♪

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You want to keep me in a jar.

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You are so ama--ailman.

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A mailman. You really delivered.
On that song.

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Nailed it.

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I think it's time

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we take the next major step
in our relationship.

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The next major step in our
relationship is meeting your dog?

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Well, we could hold hands
while you're doing it.

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( giggles ) I'm kidding.

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Unless you want to.

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I think you're wonderful,
Avery.

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And your dog
is very handsome.

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-Awww.
-Awww.

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Whoa!

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This is better than
the massage chair at the mall.

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Plus, no one's
kicking me out.

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I got to get going, Avery.
But I'll text you later.

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I'm gonna miss you both.

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00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:10,627
-Awww.
-Awww.

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Isn't he incredible, Stan?

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Yes. Why don't you ever
pet me like that?

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How's that?

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Fine.

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Can I have Brian's number?

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Man, I've been so busy studying
I don't have time for girls.

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It's like I'm dating my books.

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I love you, history,
but you're too old for me.

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Maybe you should
stick to science.

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The two of you have
so much chemistry.

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Periodic one, Ellen.

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I'm studying geography.

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I can name
capitals of countries now.

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Oh, you can?
That's great, sweetie.

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I used to be able to do
the same thing when I was a kid.

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What is Lima the capital of?

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-Peru!
-Mmm, very impressive, Chloe.

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Ooh, do me now.

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-Wellington.
-New Zealand.

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Oh, man,
Daddy still got it.

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Ellen, you want
a piece of this action?

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Oh, I don't know
capitals of countries.

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I know a lot of things,
but capitals of countries

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just happen to be one of
the few things I don't know.

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Try me on '80s teen heartthrobs
or beloved sit-com moms.

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Like Phylicia Rashad or...

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Pass!

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Oh, come on.
Capitals are easy.

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Can you tell me what country
Nairobi is the capital of?

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I can't.

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Kenya.

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I can't.

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No.
Kenya.

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I told you, Chloe.
I ken-not!

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Max, where's Lindsay? I have
something exciting to tell you both.

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I do too, or did my excited face
already give it away?

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Avery, Max, I have big news.

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I have a new boyfriend.

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-So do I.
-So do I.

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He's a little cheerful,
but I can bring him down.

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My guy's a musician.

121
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So is mine.

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So is mine.

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He wrote me a song.

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Mine too.

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Mine too.

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TOGETHER: ♪ When I see you
I just stare ♪

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♪ At your beautiful eyes
and hair ♪

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♪ You know
I love the way you are ♪

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♪ I want to keep you
in a jar ♪

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♪ Like a butterfly! ♪

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♪ I want to take you
somewhere fun ♪

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♪ 'Cause you're my one
and only one...

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♪ Avery! ♪
♪ Lindsay! ♪

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♪ Max! ♪

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We're all dating the same guy.

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I can't believe

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Brian's dating all three of us
at the same time.

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And he wrote us all the same song.
What a jerk.

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I cannot wait to tell him
I'm never going to see him again.

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Yeah, you both
should do that.

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I guess
I'll just have to be the one

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to teach him how to be
a good boyfriend.

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Wait, you mean you want
to see him again?

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He's dating all three of us.

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So? What guy is good
at relationships?

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Well, clearly I'm the one
he likes the most.

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When he sang "I want
to take you somewhere fun,"

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he was obviously
talking about me.

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I'm the fun one!
Woo-hoo-hoo!

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Right, Brian?

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But he also sang
"you're my one and only one."

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There's only one of me.
There's two of you.

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If one of us is going
to get him, it should be me.

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"Keep you in a jar"?

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I'm the one who collects
medical oddities.

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00:07:29,458 --> 00:07:32,418
I'm more his type than either of you.
I'm the easygoing one.

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I am the easygoing one. I haven't
mentioned once that you smell like bologna

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I wear a bologna mask at night.
It's good for the skin.

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According to a website
I'm 90% sure is not a joke.

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Obviously I'm the one
Brian likes.

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Both of you, back off.

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You back off.
He's mine.

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No, he's mine.

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Let him go.

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You let him go!

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You let him go.

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I've got the head!
I win!

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Yeah!

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00:07:57,875 --> 00:08:00,955
( shrieks )
Brian, what have I done?

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00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:05,915
Yes!
I passed!

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00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,250
I've officially graduated
from high school.

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00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:10,753
The long road from
kindergarten ends here.

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00:08:10,834 --> 00:08:13,794
And I never did learn cursive.
Take that, Mrs. Durbin!

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00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:17,326
BMX circuit, here I come!

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00:08:17,417 --> 00:08:18,537
I passed too!

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00:08:18,667 --> 00:08:20,207
PNX circuit here I come!

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00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:23,995
I've got my pizza right here,
and then after,

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I'm gonna go home
and take a nap.

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-An extreme nap, right?
-No, it's gonna be a normal nap.

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00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:30,710
-But with extreme pajamas.
-What makes them extreme?

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They have
monster trucks on them!

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Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, you two.

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I was reviewing
your answer sheets

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and you both have
the exact same answers.

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BOTH: All right!

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That means one of you
copied off of the other one.

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BOTH: All-- What?

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00:08:47,834 --> 00:08:51,214
Tyler, you're out
of the accelerated program.

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00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:52,791
What?
You think I cheated?

190
00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:55,325
Of course. You've been
in detention so much

191
00:08:55,417 --> 00:08:57,077
that when we send
other students to detention,

192
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we say "go see Tyler."

193
00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:00,921
This is so unfair.

194
00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,500
I didn't cheat on my test.

195
00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,833
Really? You've been
in detention so much,

196
00:09:04,917 --> 00:09:07,577
it's the only class you have
perfect attendance in.

197
00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:09,750
You've been
in detention so much--

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00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:11,964
You know what, I have a binder
full of these back in my office.

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00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:13,131
I'm gonna go get it.

200
00:09:15,417 --> 00:09:17,577
Dude,
I can't believe this.

201
00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:20,327
If I don't graduate now,
I can't join the BMX circuit.

202
00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:22,083
They're gonna
give away my spot.

203
00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:23,036
Tough break, man.

204
00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:24,665
And I didn't even cheat.

205
00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:28,712
So either you cheated,
or it's all a huge coincidence.

206
00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:30,632
Right.
Coincidence.

207
00:09:30,709 --> 00:09:32,419
You're pretty smart
to think of that.

208
00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,790
I knew I picked
the right guy to cheat off of.

209
00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:40,915
AVERY:
She wears a bologna mask

210
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,170
which is both weird
and a waste of bologna.

211
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,130
So then Max, Lindsay,
and I had such a big fight

212
00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:49,708
we haven't spoken to each other
since science class.

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00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:51,882
We're still liking each others'
selfies on Buddy Bop

214
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,999
'cause they're super-cute,
but we're not speaking.

215
00:09:55,083 --> 00:09:57,133
So if I'm following
this story,

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00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:59,918
what I'm getting is:
next time I lick Lindsay,

217
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,130
she's going to
taste like bologna.

218
00:10:03,125 --> 00:10:05,285
No, you are not
following the story.

219
00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:07,285
Was it ham?

220
00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:08,705
No.

221
00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:12,632
The point is Lindsay and Max
are trying to take my boyfriend.

222
00:10:12,709 --> 00:10:15,709
Avery, let me tell you
a little story.

223
00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:17,422
A few days ago,
I was in the park

224
00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,380
tussling with
two of my dog friends

225
00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:21,538
over a ratty,
stinky old shoe.

226
00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:25,535
I got the stinky shoe,
but I lost my two friends.

227
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,165
Oh, my gosh, Stan.
You're right.

228
00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:31,960
Why would we fight over someone
who would treat us this way?

229
00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:34,381
He's not worth
losing my friends over.

230
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:38,504
Brian is nothing
but a ratty, stinky old shoe.

231
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:41,133
No, the point is
it was totally worth it.

232
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:44,498
Ratty, stinky old shoes
are the best.

233
00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:47,793
Now who's not
following the story?

234
00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:50,035
No, Stan, Brian is a jerk

235
00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,375
who's dating all three of us
at the same time.

236
00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:54,328
I'm gonna patch things up
with Lindsay and Max,

237
00:10:54,417 --> 00:10:56,247
and then
I am breaking up with him.

238
00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:58,673
Really?
Are you sure?

239
00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,630
Yes, Stan, I am sure.

240
00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:03,460
You know you want a taste.

241
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,575
And that's how
cognitive behavior therapy

242
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,497
changes performance
through modification

243
00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:13,383
of reinforcement
contingencies.

244
00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:16,248
Guys, I just spent
the last 24 hours

245
00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,463
memorizing all the capitals of
all the countries in the world.

246
00:11:18,542 --> 00:11:22,172
Go ahead, quiz me, quiz me,
I really have to pee, quiz me.

247
00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:25,458
Ellen, that seems
a little overboard.

248
00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,382
Well, it's just that
I know so many things

249
00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:28,998
and I didn't get a chance
to prove it

250
00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:30,923
with capitals of countries,
but now I can.

251
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,420
Go ahead, Chloe, name a country.
Samoa!

252
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,420
Mommy,
I'm over capitals anyway.

253
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:37,630
I've moved on
to memorizing Greek gods.

254
00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:39,209
Greek mythology?

255
00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:40,995
That's one of the few things
I don't know.

256
00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:43,423
It's my
what's-his-name's heel!

257
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,540
Achilles.

258
00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:48,785
I swear I know
a lot of things, Chloe.

259
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,919
It's driving me crazy that every time
you guys talk about something,

260
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,170
it's one of the few things
I don't know.

261
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:55,670
I'm sure you do know
a lot of things, Mommy.

262
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,710
How about constellations?

263
00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:59,752
Next category.

264
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,084
Types of rocks?

265
00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:03,376
Go back to constellations.

266
00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:04,918
Oh, Mommy.

267
00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:12,882
Principal Lawson kicked me
out of the accelerated program.

268
00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:13,919
-What?
-That's terrible.

269
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,880
He says I cheated and you may not
believe this, but I didn't.

270
00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:18,419
We believe you, son.

271
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:20,880
We know you're not lying
because we know your tell.

272
00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:22,129
I have a tell?

273
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:25,458
Everyone has a mannerism that
gives away when they're lying.

274
00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:29,497
Watch. Hey, honey, you read
my latest book, right?

275
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,083
Of course I did.

276
00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:34,206
Did you spot it?

277
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,670
None of this is helping.

278
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:39,710
I'm gonna lose my shot at BMX
because my friend Erik cheated

279
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,292
and he's letting me
take the fall.

280
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:42,665
Why didn't you
tell the principal?

281
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:43,920
What kind of person
do you think I am?

282
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,630
I can't rat out a friend.

283
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,709
Oh, that reminds me,
Avery broke your vase.

284
00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:50,457
If he's letting you
take the blame,

285
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:52,252
he doesn't seem like
a very good friend.

286
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,083
I asked him to step up
and confess

287
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,456
and he said he couldn't talk
while he was eating pizza.

288
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:58,169
Which is totally weird

289
00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,420
'cause he said that
while he was eating pizza.

290
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:02,826
And he only
offered me a small piece

291
00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:05,037
whose pepperoni had been
pulled off by the cheese

292
00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:06,875
of the neighbor piece!
He is not a friend!

293
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,290
Well, then you have
a choice to make.

294
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:13,535
And we know you'll make
the right decision.

295
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,540
Stan, I don't know
what to do about Erik.

296
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:21,035
Okay. Wow.

297
00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:23,535
You and Avery are both
involved in cheating stories,

298
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:26,075
so this might be a little hard
for me to navigate.

299
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,376
But I know this:

300
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,668
Erik is two-timing you
with Lindsay and Max,

301
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,670
and you have to
break up with him.

302
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:34,291
I'm not Erik's girlfriend.

303
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:36,375
Well, Lindsay will be
happy to hear that

304
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,628
because I know
she wanted him for herself.

305
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:42,917
But don't worry.
I'll sort it all out.

306
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,670
It'll be easier
than convincing Avery

307
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,210
she needs
a new beauty treatment.

308
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,670
Stan!

309
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,625
What?

310
00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:59,325
Oh, good,
you guys are together.

311
00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,077
-You made up?
-No, we're still mad.

312
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,626
We just have to be at our work station
because we're lab partners.

313
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,329
We're already
in enough trouble for that.

314
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:10,747
Guys, I was thinking about
this whole Brian thing

315
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:13,674
and I realized we shouldn't
be mad at each other.

316
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,380
We should be mad at him.

317
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:18,325
Nothing is more important
than our friendship.

318
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,331
I can't believe
I lost sight of that.

319
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:24,207
Yeah, I've been thinking
about that, too. He's the jerk.

320
00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:26,711
I don't say this very often
because the words make me gag,

321
00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:30,672
but I love you guys.
See?

322
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:35,003
Yeah, you guys should
totally break up with him,

323
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,133
and I'll be sure
to tell him

324
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,628
what a jerk he is
on our next date.

325
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:42,377
-Lindsay...
-But he plays ukulele.

326
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:44,627
All right, all right,
our friendship's more important,

327
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,039
blah, blah, blah.

328
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:49,206
I really love you guys, too.

329
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:52,461
( together ) Aww.

330
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:54,672
There's only two things
left to do now.

331
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,960
Get revenge on Brian

332
00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:59,171
and get a selfie of us
plotting revenge

333
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,920
'cause those are super-cute.

334
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,205
Aww, man.

335
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,331
Volleyball-head-skeleton
photobombed us.

336
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,040
Oh, sorry I'm late.
It's always some teacher's birthday.

337
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,915
I love cake,
but if I want that beach body,

338
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
I've got to fire
some faculty.

339
00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:26,003
Wouldn't it be easier
to have a no-cake rule?

340
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,753
A birthday without cake?
What are you, heartless?

341
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,915
Principal Lawson,
thanks for agreeing to see us.

342
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,710
I wanted to talk to you
about the test.

343
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:36,172
You mean the test
you cheated on?

344
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,960
That's the thing,
I didn't cheat, Erik did.

345
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,325
It's hard for me to say that
'cause I thought he was my friend.

346
00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:42,917
But he proved that he's not.

347
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:45,579
He gave me a piece of pizza
without the pepperoni on it.

348
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:48,667
Just the greasy puddle
where it once lived.

349
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:51,705
That is a very serious
accusation, young man.

350
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:55,245
And the cheating thing, too.
Why do you expect me to believe you?

351
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,753
Principal Lawson,
our son told us that

352
00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:01,464
he did not cheat on this test,
and we believe him.

353
00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:03,712
And I believe I'm not gonna
forage through the garbage can

354
00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:05,212
for that piece of cake
after you leave,

355
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,251
but that doesn't
make it the truth.

356
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:10,542
Especially after I've carefully
lined it with sanitary plastic.

357
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:14,995
What if we provided evidence
that Tyler did not cheat?

358
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,213
That's a great idea!

359
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:17,541
He'll take the test over.

360
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,575
That's a terrible idea.

361
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,167
I don't want to take
the test again.

362
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,130
My brain is already
on vacation.

363
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,498
It's on the beach
scoping out girl brains.

364
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:28,037
Check out the frontal lobe
on that one.

365
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,883
Tyler, you haven't said
a single thing

366
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:32,629
to convince me
that you're not a cheater.

367
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:34,749
If I have to,
let's get it over with.

368
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:36,584
Ask me any question
on the test.

369
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,997
I'm proud of you
for doing this, Tyler.

370
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:41,713
And I know
you're gonna ace this test.

371
00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:44,792
Okay, Tyler, I'm going to
ask you some random questions

372
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:46,285
from what you already studied.

373
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,457
First question, what year did
the Mexican-American War start?

374
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,542
1846!

375
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,455
Ellen,
this is Tyler's test.

376
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:54,172
But I know this,
this is something I know.

377
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,830
-1846.
-Correct!

378
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,793
Mrs. Jennings, pipe down.

379
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,577
Unless you want
to go see Tyler.

380
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,504
Next question...

381
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,419
Covalent bond.

382
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,075
Correct.

383
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:12,330
Congratulations, you graduated.
You answered every question.

384
00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:13,957
Clearly, you know
the material.

385
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:17,831
That's great, honey.
I knew all of it, too!

386
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:20,707
Tyler, you have inspired me by
learning all of that material.

387
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:21,962
If you can do that,

388
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,041
then I don't need to eat
cake from the trash can.

389
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:27,328
So I do it because I want to,
not because I need to.

390
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,293
Okay, I think
I've finally got

391
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,245
these two cheating stories
straight.

392
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:40,003
You're here at the food festival
so you and the other girls

393
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:43,833
can get even with Brian for
dating all three of you at once.

394
00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:46,877
No, I'm here celebrating
the fact that I graduated.

395
00:17:46,959 --> 00:17:49,209
So you're gonna
keep dating Brian?

396
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:50,961
If you act
like a doormat, Tyler,

397
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:54,001
guys are going to keep
taking advantage of you.

398
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,883
Stan, I am not a girl.

399
00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:59,419
Shh, Tyler, people are going
to figure out you can talk.

400
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,210
But I'm proud of you
for graduating.

401
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,330
I want to get you
a graduation falafel.

402
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,537
Ah, thanks, Stan, but
you can't order at the booth.

403
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,575
That's okay,
I can't pay for it either.

404
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:13,497
Get mine with extra hummus.
Happy graduation!

405
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,673
Hey, dude,
you ratted me out.

406
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:20,881
The principal
made me redo the test

407
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:22,749
and now I'm out of
the accelerated program.

408
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:24,924
And he took my pizza,
it was weird, man.

409
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,130
He put it in his trash
and then he ate it.

410
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,877
You know, friends
don't do what you did.

411
00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:33,749
That's true, because we
stopped being friends

412
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:36,625
when you cheated off me
and hung me out to dry.

413
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,673
See you, dude.
Enjoy high school.

414
00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:41,961
Wait, I'm in line for falafel.
You get out of here.

415
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,707
Hey, Brian,
I'm pretty hungry.

416
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,332
Would you mind getting me
a spicy pork burrito?

417
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:50,077
Anything for you, Avery.

418
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,826
I hate spicy food, but
whatever makes you happy.

419
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:54,377
Great, thanks.

420
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:57,078
And I'll make sure
that you get yours.

421
00:18:58,166 --> 00:18:59,416
Get my what?

422
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:02,420
Whatever you want to eat,
corn dogs, chips.

423
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,460
What's coming to you.

424
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:13,962
Lindsay!

425
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,917
Hey, Brian.
I didn't know you'd be here.

426
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,330
Is that your spicy burrito?

427
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,166
Uh...

428
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,080
I thought
you didn't like spicy foods.

429
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,745
I see what's going on here.

430
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:27,044
-You do?
-Yes. You're trying new things.

431
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,245
That's so cool. Eat it,
eat it, eat it all up.

432
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:35,078
I'll get us some drinks,
but I love watching you eat.

433
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:36,746
I'm not leaving until
you eat the whole thing.

434
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:44,957
Isn't that great?

435
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,210
Yeah.
I love it.

436
00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,384
A spicy beef taco, please.

437
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,538
Can you get that for me?
I'll be right back.

438
00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:55,827
Hey, Brian.

439
00:19:56,709 --> 00:19:58,879
Hey, Max.

440
00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:02,249
I didn't know you'd be here.
Is that your spicy beef taco?

441
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,833
-Uh...
-Well, I'll go get us some drinks,

442
00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:06,667
but first I want to watch you
eat the whole taco.

443
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,460
Eat it, eat it,
eat it all up.

444
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:16,673
Isn't that good?

445
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,290
Yeah.
Fantastic.

446
00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:21,712
Jalapeño poppers, please.

447
00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:23,462
Could you get those?
I'll get those drinks.

448
00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:27,667
Hey, where's
my spicy burrito?

449
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,920
Oh, you got yourself
jalapeño poppers.

450
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,710
Trying new things.
I like that.

451
00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,915
Eat it, eat it,
eat it all up.

452
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,920
There you are,
I brought you dessert.

453
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,750
There you are,
I brought you dessert.

454
00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:58,674
There you are,
I brought you dessert.

455
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:06,287
So I'm guessing
you three know each other.

456
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,713
We're best friends.

457
00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:10,462
You messed with
the wrong girls.

458
00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:12,792
So what are you doing later?

459
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,708
I mean, you messed
with the wrong girls.

460
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:19,132
Now, if you'll excuse us,
this is where we hug.

461
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,208
STAN:
So Avery graduated high school

462
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:29,251
and Tyler and the other girls
ate a lot of food.

463
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:32,293
I'm pretty sure
none of that is right.

464
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,455
I'm not talking to you, Brian.

465
00:21:34,542 --> 00:21:36,752
You cheated on the test.

466
00:21:36,834 --> 00:21:39,634
Erik is the one
who cheated on the test.

467
00:21:39,709 --> 00:21:41,669
Why would you rat out
your friend like that?

468
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,790
And where's my falafel?

469
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:47,630
Stan, maybe you should just take
this week off and not write a blog.

470
00:21:47,709 --> 00:21:50,499
You're really getting
everything confused.

471
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:51,883
Sometimes I wonder

472
00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:55,129
if you deserve
that Dominican timeshare.

473
00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:57,378
Anyway, good luck, Charlie.