1 00:00:02,083 --> 00:00:04,083 Wohh! 2 00:00:04,166 --> 00:00:05,576 Princess! 3 00:00:05,667 --> 00:00:08,167 Wow, you really miss Princess, don't you? 4 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:11,710 Why would you just bring that up out of the blue? 5 00:00:11,792 --> 00:00:13,042 Because you just said... 6 00:00:13,333 --> 00:00:15,293 "Wohh! 7 00:00:15,375 --> 00:00:17,745 Princess!" 8 00:00:17,959 --> 00:00:19,169 I don't think so. 9 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:20,290 There is no way I... 10 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,000 wohh! 11 00:00:22,083 --> 00:00:23,753 Princess! 12 00:00:25,083 --> 00:00:27,133 I'm really sorry that Princess's owner 13 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:28,630 is keeping you guys apart. 14 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,250 I wish that I could help, 15 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:32,583 but Heather and I don't exactly get along. 16 00:00:32,667 --> 00:00:33,667 It's okay. 17 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:36,080 I have to accept that we're never going to be together 18 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:37,206 and move on. 19 00:00:37,291 --> 00:00:38,381 I can be strong. 20 00:00:38,542 --> 00:00:39,582 I can do it. 21 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:41,165 Is that Princess? 22 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,630 I miss you! 23 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,999 Stan, you're leaning a little far. 24 00:00:45,083 --> 00:00:47,253 I think I can see her next door in her yard. 25 00:00:47,333 --> 00:00:49,583 I just need to see around that-- 26 00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:50,707 Stan! 27 00:00:50,792 --> 00:00:52,292 It's okay! 28 00:00:52,375 --> 00:00:54,125 Ellen broke my fall! 29 00:00:54,208 --> 00:00:55,628 Mom! 30 00:00:55,709 --> 00:00:59,329 It's okay, she's knocked out so she can't hear me talk. 31 00:01:19,125 --> 00:01:20,575 Glad your mom's all right. 32 00:01:20,667 --> 00:01:21,877 Better than all right. 33 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:23,789 Her mild headache gives her something 34 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:24,995 to bravely overcome. 35 00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:26,213 She really needed this 36 00:01:26,291 --> 00:01:28,041 since the sympathy had run dry from her 37 00:01:28,125 --> 00:01:29,875 a-crow-stole-my-mini-muffin story. 38 00:01:31,041 --> 00:01:32,881 Thanks for getting me out of the house. 39 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,709 I guess I was kind of losing it. 40 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:37,082 Sure. And I'm glad to be off the computer. 41 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:38,540 I've been waiting for more orders 42 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:39,785 on my fashion website, 43 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:41,495 but they've kind of stopped. 44 00:01:41,583 --> 00:01:43,633 I've got to figure out a way to get people interested 45 00:01:43,709 --> 00:01:44,999 in the clothes I'm designing again. 46 00:01:45,083 --> 00:01:45,963 I like them. 47 00:01:46,041 --> 00:01:48,461 Of course, I think clothes are good for people in general. 48 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,832 Without the fur, you're kind of nasty. 49 00:01:52,667 --> 00:01:54,077 Oh, there's Princess! 50 00:01:54,166 --> 00:01:55,416 How do I look? 51 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,460 Oh, please tell me I have an attractive stream of eye goop 52 00:01:57,542 --> 00:01:58,672 draining onto my cheek. 53 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,080 Too bad Heather's with her. 54 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:03,996 I don't care. I'm going in. 55 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,168 Princess, I miss you so much. 56 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:11,460 You get away from us, you, yucky butt-sniffer. 57 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:13,752 Disparage me all you wish, madam, 58 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,674 but to disparage the time-honored art 59 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:17,750 of butt-sniffing is a step too far. 60 00:02:17,834 --> 00:02:19,754 A step too far, I say. 61 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,995 Hey, you know, you could be nice. 62 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:25,583 I am being nice. 63 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:26,957 And you might be able to see that 64 00:02:27,041 --> 00:02:28,961 if you weren't so gross. 65 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:32,580 That's right. 66 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:34,827 I'm gross, in an impressive way, 67 00:02:34,917 --> 00:02:36,247 like the gross domestic product 68 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:38,253 of a major industrialized nation. 69 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:39,543 I think that got her. 70 00:02:40,667 --> 00:02:42,957 She was signing Princess up for a dog fashion show 71 00:02:43,041 --> 00:02:43,881 here at the park. 72 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:46,633 I'm going to do it so I can be close to Princess. 73 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:48,459 But you're not really a show dog. 74 00:02:48,542 --> 00:02:51,212 And I'm not a stunt dog either, but I did just fine 75 00:02:51,291 --> 00:02:53,211 falling out of the window onto your mother. 76 00:02:53,542 --> 00:02:54,792 Got it in one. 77 00:02:57,959 --> 00:02:59,829 STAN: I'm gonna get to hang out with Princess. 78 00:02:59,917 --> 00:03:02,077 And be in a fashion show. 79 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:04,126 I always wondered what my life would be like 80 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:05,328 if I were a model. 81 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:13,377 Ahh! What's that?! 82 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:15,918 Relax, Mom, it's the text tone on my phone. 83 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,170 Oh, good, ever since the dog fell on my head, 84 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:19,460 I've been hearing bells. 85 00:03:19,542 --> 00:03:22,542 I was worried it had spread into a bad case of the boings. 86 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:25,713 There is no texting at dinner, Tyler. 87 00:03:25,792 --> 00:03:26,882 You know the rule. 88 00:03:26,959 --> 00:03:29,669 Ooh, I got a text! 89 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:31,000 Me, too! 90 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:32,923 But you guys said no texting at dinner. 91 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:33,830 This is different. 92 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:36,127 We don't have friends, so it must be important. 93 00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:39,213 MAN: ( on message tone ) Tyler's awesome. 94 00:03:39,291 --> 00:03:41,831 Tyler, you changed my text tone. 95 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:42,827 I love it! 96 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:46,003 Ah, it's a group text from Nikki. 97 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:47,963 She's sent it to all of us. 98 00:03:48,041 --> 00:03:49,881 Tyler, why is your girlfriend texting all of us? 99 00:03:49,959 --> 00:03:52,249 'Cause she's not coming back from El Salvador. 100 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:55,673 Their president has declared her beauty a national treasure 101 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:57,630 and asked her to stay to increase tourism. 102 00:03:57,917 --> 00:04:00,917 Their new motto is, "Come to El Salvador. 103 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:01,960 We got Nikki." 104 00:04:03,291 --> 00:04:05,421 Well, we talked about it and decided 105 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,670 if she's not coming back, we have to break up. 106 00:04:07,792 --> 00:04:09,922 And she's so busy giving speeches, 107 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,830 visiting hospitals, posing for the new flag. 108 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:15,133 Plus, you know, I got a lot going on, too. 109 00:04:16,417 --> 00:04:17,377 Yes, you do. 110 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,418 So much going on. 111 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:19,500 No, you don't. 112 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:27,825 So what do you think? 113 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:29,461 For the fashion show. 114 00:04:29,542 --> 00:04:30,962 Robert helped me pick it out. 115 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:32,291 Where is Robert? 116 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,290 Robert, I'm beginning to question your motives. 117 00:04:39,667 --> 00:04:42,207 Stan, the fashion show is for clothes. 118 00:04:42,291 --> 00:04:43,581 That's just a costume. 119 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:45,127 Hey. 120 00:04:45,291 --> 00:04:47,381 Why don't I make the outfits for you? 121 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:48,958 I can wear one of my designs 122 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:50,421 as I'm walking you down the runway 123 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,290 and drum up a little business for myself. 124 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:56,455 As long as we can make it about you, that'll be great. 125 00:05:01,959 --> 00:05:03,879 ( message tones ) 126 00:05:05,834 --> 00:05:07,504 Are you still reading that group text 127 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:08,833 that Nikki sent out? 128 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:11,207 The one that Nikki and Tyler keep texting each other on, 129 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:13,171 not realizing it's being sent to all of us? 130 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,710 That would be prying. 131 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:17,582 A horrible and inappropriate invasion of privacy. 132 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:18,537 What's your favorite one? 133 00:05:18,625 --> 00:05:20,125 This one right here. 134 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:22,165 Where he says, "He's so sad they're apart 135 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:25,001 because they go together like frogs and green. 136 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:27,463 Like armpits and tickles. 137 00:05:27,542 --> 00:05:30,002 Where does he get his analogies? 138 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:32,753 Technically they're right, but they're just weird. 139 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,002 Should we be doing this? 140 00:05:36,083 --> 00:05:37,673 This really is an intrusion. 141 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,040 What choice do we have? 142 00:05:39,125 --> 00:05:40,915 I could read about his most intimate thoughts 143 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:41,830 on his Buddy Bop account, 144 00:05:41,917 --> 00:05:43,457 but he won't accept my bop request. 145 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:45,495 No, you're right. 146 00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:47,503 We need to keep tabs on him so we can help him. 147 00:05:47,583 --> 00:05:48,713 It's just good parenting. 148 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:50,292 He does need supervision. 149 00:05:50,375 --> 00:05:53,205 He used the emoticon that looked like this... 150 00:05:53,291 --> 00:05:54,711 when he clearly meant... 151 00:05:57,583 --> 00:05:58,633 Oh. 152 00:05:59,917 --> 00:06:01,627 Tyler says he's lonely, 153 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:04,629 like a cricket at a grasshopper party. 154 00:06:04,709 --> 00:06:07,079 Where does he get these analogies? 155 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:08,536 That is so sad. 156 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:10,084 Poor little cricket. 157 00:06:11,875 --> 00:06:13,825 Okay, I'm starting to see where he gets it. 158 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:21,037 ( laughing ) 159 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:24,208 STAN: I'm having so much fun, I'm laughing in my brain. 160 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:28,964 Stan, we have to get dressed for the fashion show. 161 00:06:29,041 --> 00:06:30,041 Oh, please, not yet. 162 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:32,415 Just five more minutes of playing with Princess. 163 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:33,790 The show's about to start. 164 00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:34,745 We have to get ready. 165 00:06:34,834 --> 00:06:36,384 Why are you even here? 166 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:37,828 You losers can't beat us. 167 00:06:37,917 --> 00:06:39,827 We only buy dog clothes from designers 168 00:06:39,917 --> 00:06:41,077 who are trending. 169 00:06:41,166 --> 00:06:44,246 Who? Diane von Furstenbark? 170 00:06:44,667 --> 00:06:47,327 Giorgio Arf-mani? 171 00:06:48,792 --> 00:06:51,832 Yes. And also Vera Wag. 172 00:06:53,375 --> 00:06:54,955 I don't know what's worse, 173 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:56,751 the fact that my joke backfired, 174 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:58,384 or that those things exist. 175 00:07:00,417 --> 00:07:02,877 Thank you, Bill and Gary. 176 00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:05,379 I'm not sure which is which. 177 00:07:06,917 --> 00:07:09,377 And here's Heather with Princess, 178 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:11,538 again not sure which is which, 179 00:07:12,291 --> 00:07:16,711 modeling the latest from Tommy Hilfigrrrr. 180 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:20,424 Whoa, that is a tough act to follow. 181 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:24,040 And finally, here's Avery with Stan. 182 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:30,667 That's right, you love it. 183 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:33,580 Model poses. Pouty. 184 00:07:34,041 --> 00:07:35,461 Contemplative. 185 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:40,253 Rebel that you just got to have. 186 00:07:42,834 --> 00:07:44,254 Who were you wearing? 187 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:45,963 Oh, I designed these myself. 188 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:47,331 I'm Avery Jennings. 189 00:07:47,417 --> 00:07:48,667 That doesn't make any sense. 190 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:49,920 Where's the dog pun? 191 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:52,998 Averr-y? 192 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:54,543 Aha! 193 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:55,825 I love it! 194 00:07:57,041 --> 00:08:00,331 Well, it looks like the judges have made their decision 195 00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:01,877 and we don't even have to bring those 196 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:03,829 other losers back out. 197 00:08:04,709 --> 00:08:06,789 Our winner is 198 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:10,918 Stan wearing Averr-y Jennings! 199 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,080 STAN: Ah, oh, this is for you, Princess. 200 00:08:14,166 --> 00:08:15,416 My love. 201 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:16,580 My muse. 202 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:17,667 Oh, no. 203 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:18,995 Where is she going? 204 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:20,633 Princess! 205 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:23,455 Stan, this is very weird. 206 00:08:23,542 --> 00:08:24,462 I did not make this. 207 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:25,882 Where did this come from? 208 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:35,825 Stan, I don't know why you're so down. 209 00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:38,333 You got to spend time with Princess today, 210 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:39,537 like you wanted. 211 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:41,125 You knew that it wasn't gonna last. 212 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,668 I'm a dog. I don't think about the future. 213 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:45,420 I have no concept of time. 214 00:08:45,542 --> 00:08:47,462 Is Julius Caesar still proconsul? 215 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,670 Stan, he's been dead for 2,000 years. 216 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:52,830 What? 217 00:08:52,959 --> 00:08:55,499 This day just keeps getting worse. 218 00:08:55,583 --> 00:08:59,463 Well, at least you got to spend time with Princess today. 219 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:02,132 But after having that time, I love her more than ever 220 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,498 and being away from her hurts more than ever. 221 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:06,793 I wish I'd never even done this. 222 00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:07,955 ( doorbell ringing ) 223 00:09:13,417 --> 00:09:14,787 A lot of people liked the clothes 224 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:16,705 you made for your disgusting animal. 225 00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:18,582 So make clothes for Princess. 226 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:20,877 I don't get it, but if it's trending, I do it. 227 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:23,669 I haven't had non-Greek yogurt in two years. 228 00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:26,915 So... 229 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:29,498 you want me to make clothes for your dog 230 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:31,383 and you're not even being nice to me? 231 00:09:31,458 --> 00:09:32,828 I am being nice. 232 00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:35,577 I didn't say ulchh when I stepped into your house. 233 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:37,625 Ulchh. 234 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:41,997 And I don't just want clothes for my dog. 235 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,583 I want to sell them to other people. 236 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,537 I want to stupid work with you in a stupid business. 237 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,628 And why would I want to work with you? 238 00:09:50,709 --> 00:09:51,749 I do my own thing. 239 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:52,794 I don't need a partner. 240 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:54,875 Especially one who's so ulch. 241 00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:56,709 First, you're saying it wrong. 242 00:09:56,792 --> 00:09:58,582 It's ulchh. 243 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:01,827 Second, you don't have connections and I do. 244 00:10:01,959 --> 00:10:03,499 You sew. I sell. 245 00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:04,963 We make money. 246 00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:07,381 It's not like anyone's buying your people clothes. 247 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:08,628 How do you know that? 248 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,379 I just saw them and assumed. 249 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:15,960 Well, I'm charmed by your sales pitch... 250 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:18,418 but I'm gonna say no. 251 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,285 Fine. 252 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:22,535 If you want to let opportunity pass you by. 253 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:26,875 I was just so nice to you for no reason. 254 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:33,293 Can you believe her? 255 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:34,575 There's no way 256 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,707 I'd want to work with her on anything. 257 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:40,632 Although, if you did, I'd get to see Princess again. 258 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,209 Which would be great. 259 00:10:42,291 --> 00:10:43,541 It's Heather. 260 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:45,125 She's a human shark. 261 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:47,578 She has six rows of teeth and an old sailor's leg 262 00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:48,667 in her stomach. 263 00:10:49,959 --> 00:10:50,879 Avery, please. 264 00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:52,789 This means so much to me. 265 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:54,825 I never ask you for help of any kind... 266 00:10:54,917 --> 00:10:56,327 You ask for help all the time. 267 00:10:56,417 --> 00:10:57,707 You didn't let me finish. 268 00:10:57,959 --> 00:11:01,629 I never ask you for help of any kind except all the time. 269 00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:04,334 Please, Avery. 270 00:11:05,959 --> 00:11:07,959 Okay, fine. 271 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:10,131 You know, how much your happiness means to me. 272 00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:12,038 Oh, thank you so much. 273 00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:13,245 I owe ya. 274 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,793 I'm not making any promises, 275 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,785 but someone might be finding a squirrel 276 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:21,415 under her pillow tonight. 277 00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:31,625 Are you dipping pizza in chocolate fondue? 278 00:11:31,709 --> 00:11:34,539 You're way smarter than anyone knows. 279 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,793 Yep. 280 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,035 I got me a warm bucket of chocolate. 281 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:40,575 There are only a couple of words 282 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,207 that come after "warm bucket of" 283 00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:44,081 that are good and this is one of them. 284 00:11:45,291 --> 00:11:47,791 Good thing I have my emergency marshmallow 285 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,995 in case of a marshmallow emergency. 286 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,580 Does that happen a lot? 287 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:54,127 It only has to happen once. 288 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,920 So how'd you get this? 289 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,920 I caught Mom and Dad snooping through my texts with Nikki. 290 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,630 So we've been sending each other fake texts 291 00:12:01,709 --> 00:12:02,749 about how sad I am 292 00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:04,504 so Mom and Dad will buy me stuff. 293 00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:05,917 Watch this. 294 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:09,037 He says, he wishes he could be with Nikki in El Salvador. 295 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,825 The only thing that will take his mind off 296 00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:12,917 it is if he gets a new BMX bike. 297 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,500 I know how he feels. 298 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,753 When Amy Garner broke up with me in 8th grade, 299 00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:18,754 I tried to find comfort in a pair of 300 00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,544 high top roller skates. 301 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,420 But no matter how fast I skated backwards, 302 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,330 I couldn't turn back the clock. 303 00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:29,247 Is this the same Amy Garner you had lunch with last week? 304 00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:38,999 Hey, I want a piece of this scam. 305 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,633 No way. This is my scam. 306 00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:42,379 Not if I tell Mommy and Daddy. 307 00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:44,458 Of course, I'll stay quiet 308 00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:46,712 if I get a new Stacy Startles-A-Lot doll. 309 00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:48,672 You tap it on the shoulder and it goes... 310 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,540 ( screaming ) 311 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:54,495 Chloe, you can't blackmail me. 312 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,713 Okay. How about extortion? 313 00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:58,382 It'd be a shame if something happened 314 00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:00,538 to this lovely fondue set. 315 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:04,578 He says he can't be happy 316 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,787 unless his sister gets a Stacy Startles-A-Lot doll? 317 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,665 He never cares if anyone else is happy. 318 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,133 He's playing us! 319 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,288 What a betrayal! 320 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:17,497 To take our spying on him and turn it into something ugly. 321 00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:21,632 We need to give him a taste of his own medicine. 322 00:13:21,709 --> 00:13:25,539 Hm, like with my great, great uncle Cornelius Steincrotch. 323 00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:27,745 He kept rustling cattle until the townsfolk 324 00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:28,924 taught him a thing or two. 325 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:29,880 What did they do? 326 00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:31,209 They taught him a thing or two. 327 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,673 About bookkeeping. 328 00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:34,745 He went to work at the general store 329 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,035 and later became an alderman. 330 00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:45,575 So you'll work with me if our dogs can play together? 331 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:46,917 That's the deal. 332 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:47,880 Fine. 333 00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:50,329 STAN: Princess let's frolic. 334 00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,917 Where can I put my purse where it won't get gross? 335 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:57,670 It's couture, which is French for "Daddy loves me." 336 00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:01,997 STAN: This is the best frolicking ever. 337 00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,213 Eww. 338 00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:05,081 You're making the holes for the tails so big. 339 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,286 What kind of fat-tailed dogs do you know? 340 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:11,287 Whatever, Heather. I don't even care. 341 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:13,375 I'm just doing this so that our dogs can play together. 342 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:14,498 Well, you better care. 343 00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,213 These clothes have to be popular. 344 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:17,881 Because I'm popular. 345 00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,459 And your dog's tail looks like a burrito. 346 00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:25,167 STAN: That's always been my problem area. 347 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,125 Gross. 348 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:31,288 Gross. 349 00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,285 That's cute. 350 00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:34,667 Kidding. 351 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,920 Gross. 352 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,130 See, I'm funny. 353 00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:45,827 She has no taste and she's really annoying, 354 00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:47,827 but her dog clothes are gonna sell. 355 00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:51,462 Texting about somebody else. 356 00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:52,917 How do you spell your name? 357 00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:03,542 Are you sure, Bennett? 358 00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:05,125 I mean, this seems little extreme. 359 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,538 Trust me. We'll call Tyler's bluff 360 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:08,955 and he'll learn his lesson. 361 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,961 Okay, but we're gonna have to be real smooth 362 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,751 so he doesn't catch on. 363 00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:15,424 Tyler, we have something we need to confess. 364 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,875 Son, we've been reading your texts with Nikki. 365 00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:23,748 I'm outraged. 366 00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:26,384 Super, super outraged! 367 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:30,038 CHLOE: This is the worst acting I've ever seen. 368 00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:33,582 Son, we're going to make it up to you. 369 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,577 We know from reading your texts 370 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:38,077 that if you can't be with Nikki in El Salvador, 371 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,416 the only thing that will make you happy 372 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,960 is a new BMX bike 373 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:44,791 and a Stacy Startles-A-Lot doll for your sister. 374 00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,825 I'm gonna startle that doll. 375 00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,707 I'm gonna startle her good. 376 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:53,581 So, Tyler, we have decided to get you... 377 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,207 TYLER: A bike. Yes! 378 00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:58,171 A ticket to El Salvador to see Nikki! 379 00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,670 I'm gonna write my name on her seat 380 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,080 so everyone knows she's mine. 381 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:02,416 Wait, you said "Nikki?" 382 00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:04,712 Yep. 383 00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:06,462 That's what you texted you wanted 384 00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:08,172 so it must be true. 385 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,630 TYLER: Nikki broke up with me! 386 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,460 I can't go to El Salvador. 387 00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:14,132 But I also can't let them know I was messing with them. 388 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:16,248 Thank you, guys. 389 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,503 That's great. 390 00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:22,075 CHLOE: Well, I guess I'll have to startle something else. 391 00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,496 ( screaming ) 392 00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:26,245 Thank you, Mommy. 393 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,633 That's great. 394 00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:32,667 Ellen, I thought Tyler would confess and learn his lesson. 395 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,210 ELLEN: This is your fault, Bennett. 396 00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,251 You're blaming me in your mind, aren't you? 397 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,503 ELLEN: Yes, I am. 398 00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:39,503 No, we're in this together. 399 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,331 Working with you is so boring. 400 00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:46,957 There's no office gossip. 401 00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:48,999 I'll start it. 402 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,383 You hear about that boring girl I work with? 403 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,039 You don't work with me. 404 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,205 You just distract me 405 00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,961 until I sew the clothes to my sleeve. 406 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,670 That is the worst gossip ever. 407 00:17:05,709 --> 00:17:07,629 I'm gonna get some fresh air. 408 00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:09,129 It's so boring in here. 409 00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:10,958 I feel sorry for that fern. 410 00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:17,075 Avery, I can see how much this is eating you up inside. 411 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,076 Just tell her off, it's okay. 412 00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:20,286 No, I can't. 413 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:21,495 She'll take Princess. 414 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,173 But it's not working. 415 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,290 With her insulting you, 416 00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,325 I'm not having any fun with Princess. 417 00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:28,537 I need both my girls to be happy. 418 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:31,245 Stan, you can't give up on Princess 419 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,125 just because Heather's a jerk. 420 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:34,875 I can put up with her. 421 00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:37,829 I'm just getting something from my purse. 422 00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:41,077 Hard candy is very popular with my mouth right now. 423 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,670 Don't touch it. 424 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,920 You may think lameness isn't contagious, 425 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,920 but one time, a nerd touched my pencil, then I got a zit. 426 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,753 STAN: I'm sorry, Princess. 427 00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:54,334 I just can't let my best friend be treated like this. 428 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,668 Hey! 429 00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:59,577 Your dog's got my purse! 430 00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,627 Where's your polo mallet? 431 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:03,580 What? 432 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:04,787 We don't have a polo mallet. 433 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,455 Ugh, average people are the worst. 434 00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:09,501 Do something! 435 00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:10,753 No. Stop. 436 00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:11,834 Don't. 437 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,375 That's it. We're done. 438 00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,998 Keep your fat-tailed dog away from Princess. 439 00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:24,708 Stan, you didn't have to do that for me. 440 00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:25,922 Yeah, Avery. 441 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:26,830 I did. 442 00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,081 Goodbye, Princess. 443 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,168 Tyler, you can't go to El Salvador. 444 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,710 You're my fondue hook-up. 445 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,833 Baby got to get her dip on. 446 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,916 Well, I can't let Mom and Dad know 447 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,580 I was threatening to go to El Salvador 448 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,997 just to get a BMX bike. But don't worry. 449 00:18:57,208 --> 00:19:00,208 There's no way they'll actually let me get on the plane. 450 00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:03,251 There's no way he'll actually get on the plane. 451 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,415 Trust me. He'll crack. 452 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,540 Oh, he's gonna crack. 453 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,377 Long before That taxi gets here. 454 00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,748 ( car honking ) 455 00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:11,999 Unless they're early. 456 00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:16,170 There's no way they're gonna let me get in that taxi. 457 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,170 So the taxi is here. 458 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,460 Guess... 459 00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:21,962 I'm gonna go... 460 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:23,827 get in the taxi? 461 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,750 Guess you are? 462 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,463 Guess I am? 463 00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:30,206 TYLER: There's no way 464 00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:31,881 they're gonna let me go to El Salvador. 465 00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:34,879 BENNETT: There's no way he's gonna go to El Salvador. 466 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 ELLEN: That's a really nice color on Tyler. 467 00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,213 CHLOE: Why is no one talking? 468 00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,165 Okay, then... 469 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,080 I'm going to El Salvador. 470 00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:50,788 Yes, son. Off to El Salvador you go. 471 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,671 Right. Off to El Salvador. 472 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,040 TYLER: They're gonna stop me any second... 473 00:19:57,959 --> 00:19:59,499 any second... 474 00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:01,752 any second. 475 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:03,673 ( door clicks shut ) 476 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,503 What happened? 477 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:09,165 I did not think he would go this far, Ellen. 478 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,924 I did not think it would go this far, Nikki. 479 00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:18,002 ( door bell rings ) 480 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,285 Stan, it's the doorbell. 481 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:21,825 You usually bark at the doorbell. 482 00:20:21,917 --> 00:20:24,287 You remember the good old days, Avery? 483 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:27,705 When I still had hope and Caesar was still proconsul. 484 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:32,673 Stan, eating a Caesar salad out of the take out bag 485 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,710 does not give you a strong personal connection 486 00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,792 to any of the Caesars. 487 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:42,038 So do you think Princess is as sad as you are? 488 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,245 I know she is. 489 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,253 Then I think I have a way to fix this. 490 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,080 I got your text that you know why my dog is sick. 491 00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,626 How did you even know she's sick? 492 00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:55,749 What did you feed her? 493 00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:57,294 What did you do? 494 00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,753 Nothing. 495 00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:02,714 I know that she's sad because she misses Stan. 496 00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,752 That's ridiculous. 497 00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:07,418 STAN: Princess! 498 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,290 Yeah! 499 00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:11,325 Frolicking again. 500 00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:13,999 See? 501 00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:16,713 Princess is happy now that she's back with Stan. 502 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,500 You can't be such a horrible person 503 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,713 that you don't care about your dog's happiness. 504 00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:24,382 Of course, I care about her happiness. 505 00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,288 Why do you think I bought her a car? 506 00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:31,042 How about we let our dogs play together 507 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,495 and you and I have nothing to do with each other. 508 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,673 Fine. They can play together. 509 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,380 But this will never last. 510 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:38,958 Yes, it will. 511 00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:42,035 It's true love. 512 00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:45,245 You really need to get a boyfriend. 513 00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:49,167 I would love to disagree with you! 514 00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:54,327 STAN: Princess and I are so happy. 515 00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:55,997 We've been seeing so much of each other 516 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:58,293 I don't really have time for anything else. 517 00:21:58,458 --> 00:21:59,748 I promise, buddy. 518 00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:01,674 We'll play this weekend. 519 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:11,499 So how was El Salvador? 520 00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:13,877 Nice. 521 00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:15,629 Yeah. I've heard that. 522 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,749 Guess I'll just unpack. 523 00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:19,544 -Guess so. -Sounds good. 524 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,170 Is everyone drinking crazy water? 525 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,630 He went to El Salvador! 526 00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:25,709 Talk about it! 527 00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:28,083 Ah!