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( Stan howling )

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What's up with all the howling, Stan?

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I didn't hear any sirens
and the moon isn't full.

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And you finished filming your reality show
So You Think You Can Howl.

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No, I'm serenading my girlfriend
Princess through the fence.

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This is the only way we can communicate

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since her mean owner Heather
insists on keeping us apart.

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You know, the real fun part of my show was

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watching all the dogs who think
they can howl... but can't.

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( laughing )

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So I haven't heard Princess howl back.

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I know. She hasn't returned
any of my howls in days.

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So she's either gotten bored with me,

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or she's off on some secret spy mission

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to save the planet from the evil Dr. Cat.

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Probably not even a real doctor.

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Probably got his doctorate
in feline studies.

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That's not even a real major!

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With Nikki in El Salvador,
I know how you feel being apart.

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Even texting is hard because
they charge by the letter.

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"I-L-U."

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Mommy said they don't charge
by the letter, they charge by the text.

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Oh, let me resend that.

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"I lost underwear."

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Long distance relationships are tough.

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Mason got moved to
the other side of the classroom.

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Now to see each other,

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we pretend we have to go to
the bathroom at the same time.

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Well, I pretend.
He can go anytime he wants.

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What a guy.

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Look, I'm just worried about Princess.
I hope nothing bad happened to her.

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Well, dogs always bark
when the mailman comes.

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Why don't I just go over,
pretend to be the mailman,

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and see if she barks at me?

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Ha! That's ridiculous.

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No one would ever believe
you as a mailman.

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I'm a mailman.

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Stan: When I rang the doorbell,
Princess barked,

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which means she isn't saving
the planet from Dr. Cat,

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which means I can't say
my Dr. Cat graphic novel

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is based on a true story.

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It also means Princess is not answering
my howls for some other reason.

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And to make matters worse,
I wasted the whole afternoon.

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Get the mailman! Get the mailman!
Get the mailman!

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( theme music playing )

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-Guys, guess what!
-Seventeen.

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No. I've been designing outfits
nonstop since lunch.

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Someday 17 is gonna be right
and I am going to blow minds.

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Wow, that dress you made is amazing.

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Ever since we took that Life Skills class,
that's all you've been thinking about.

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I know. I've been bitten
by the fashion bug.

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And now I have super fashion powers.

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Thank you, fashion bug.

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I really love these.
Would you make me an outfit?

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Here you go.

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How'd you know I was going to ask that?

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Super fashion powers!
And I just figured you'd want one.

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I love my dress!
Can I give you some money for it?

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Well, now that you mention it,
the material was pretty expensive and--

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I've insulted you.
I'll never bring up money again.

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Well, I'm so glad you like it.

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Max, what do you think?

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I'd be happy to make one for you.

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Look, Avery, as much
as I like your clothes,

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they're just not for me.

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I mean, this dress screams Lindsay.

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I'd prefer something that actually screams
"To go with this bag."

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( screaming )

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Shh.

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What are you working
on over there, sweetie?

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I've been bitten by the fashion bug.

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Now I have super fashion powers.

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Avery, you're not supposed
to tell the people

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you love about your secret powers.

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Now I'm always going to be in danger.

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Ooh, fun! Thanks for playing along.

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Here's the cool part.

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I've started making outfits
for other people besides me.

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Ta-da!

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So... what do you think?

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I really like it.

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I'd have to say I like it
whether I did or not,

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but I really like it,

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so I don't have to say it with my voice
[high-pitched] going like this.

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Thanks for making it for me, hon.
I haven't had a strip of film around me

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since my ill-fated stint
as a projectionist.

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I lost a whole reel of
Romancing the Stone.

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I gotta hand it to you guys.

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You're so adventurous with your clothes.

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I'm not big on trying new things.

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What do you mean?
You try new stuff all the time.

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You never used to eat kale.

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( gibbers )

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I don't eat kale.

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Ellen, do I eat kale?
Have you been slipping me kale?

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Okay, I'll let you two discuss this.
I have a lot of...

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You have been putting kale
into my romaine lettuce bag?

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I thought I was eating romaine lettuce!

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What is the big deal? Romaine lettuce
is 90% of the way to eating kale.

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And I guess the other 10% is lies!

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What else have you tricked me into trying?

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Nothing much. Just crafting mosaic tables,
decorative sponge painting,

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dream boards, making yogurt,
collecting sea glass,

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marrying me, whale watching,
and documentaries.

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If I'm trying all these
new things for you,

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maybe it's time for to you try
a few things that I like...

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Wait a minute, did you say, "marrying me?"

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Yup. And you said, "I do."

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Gotcha!

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And when did I ever make yogurt?

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Tomorrow. You'll love it, you'll see.

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That is so awesome.
I'll start making your outfits right away.

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You're going to love them.

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Lindsay, Courtney and Mandy
asked me to make outfits for them, too!

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My super fashion power
is becoming so strong.

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Soon I'll need a sidekick
to keep me humble.

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Hat Girl!

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That's great, Avery.
I mean, not the super fashion powers thing

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'cause we're all getting
kind of tired of that,

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but I'm glad people like your clothes.

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-Uh, one thing though.
-Yeah.

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Courtney asked if I make stuff for you,
why don't I make stuff for Max?

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And Mandy said,
"'Cause obviously Max is weird."

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Do people think Max is weird?

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Avery, we think Max is weird.

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She intentionally guesses
the wrong letters on Hangman

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just to see stick man swing.

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Yeah, but that's fun-weird, not bad-weird.

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Like the way she answers
her phone by saying,

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"I'm in your house."

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I tried to tell Courtney
and Mandy how cool she is,

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they said, "Just look at her."

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Yeah, I've heard
other people talk about Max.

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I'm worried about her, too.
We're in high school now.

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When people get reputations, they stick.

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Max is our friend.
She may think my clothes aren't for her,

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but they could help people
start to see her as the smart,

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funny, and creative Max that we know.

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The Max who has a sign
on her bedroom door that says,

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"Abandon all hope ye who enter here."

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I have to convince her
to let me make her an outfit.

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She already said no.

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Well, then I'll have to find
a way to change her mind.

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Until then, let's just play it cool.

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-Hey, guys.
-Both: Nothing!

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You guys are weird.

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-( cell phone ringing )
-Hold on, I've gotta take this.

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I'm in your house.

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♪ Fell in love with a princess,
da-na, na-na ♪

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♪ From the moment we met, da-na, na-na ♪

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♪ Now living without her, da-na, na-na ♪

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♪ It's like a trip to the vet ♪

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What's the matter, Stan?
You got the blues?

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Yes, literally.

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Did you not just hear
all that "da-na, na-na"?

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When I'm sad, I pet my dog.

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But I am the dog. I can't do that.

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That makes me sad.

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All better. You should get a dog.

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Stan, look. Isn't that Princess?

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♪ Ah, sweet mystery of life
at last I've found you ♪

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♪ Da-na, na-na ♪

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That's the only riff I know.
I don't play a lot of guitar.

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Hey, she's not with her mean owner.

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She's with a dog walker.
This could be your chance.

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But what if she's no longer interested?

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Oh, I'm so nervous. How do I play it?

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Just go over there and be cool.

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Like, "'Sup, how you been?"

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And you definitely don't want to be like,

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"Why you been ducking my howls?"

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Or you could do a big, romantic gesture

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like hitting her with spitballs.

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Uh, Chloe, spitballs aren't romantic.

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They aren't? Oh, I am so mad at Mason.

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All right, guys, I'm going in.

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How's my breath? ( exhales )

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-Ugh! Stinks.
-Ew!

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Fantastic. Wish me luck.

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What? Is that why
Princess has been avoiding me?

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'Cause she's seeing that fancy dude?

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Whoa, she's licking his ear.
That's our thing!

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You know, I've seen that dog
around here somewhere.

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Yeah, that's Fernando.
He's a show dog like Princess.

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He's won Most Likely to Steal
Another Dog's Girlfriend

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three years running.

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How am I gonna compete with that?

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Even his name is romantic...

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( as Zorro ) Fernando.

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You can't give up, Stan.
You're as good as he is.

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No, I'm not as good as he is.

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But you know who is?

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The debonair dog I shall become.

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( as Zorro ) Stan-ando.

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We will make me over into the most suave,
well-groomed, romantic dog on this planet.

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-Stan, I don't know if--
-Please. Say it with me.

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All: Stan-ando.

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Just because you're doing a Spanish accent
doesn't mean you have to act like Zorro.

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( as Zorro ) I did not know this.

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Are you sure performing a play for Max

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is the best way to convince her
to wear your clothes?

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We spent all night writing, rehearsing,

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printing playbills and invited Max over,

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and this is the first time
you're bringing that up?

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It just occurred to me.

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Guys, what are you doing back there?

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I'm alone with my thoughts,
and that's never a good thing.

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And now presenting Avery and Lindsay in...

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A New Dress For Max.

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If you stop this right now,
you can make an outfit for me.

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Yes! That is the power
of theater, Lindsay.

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Okay, since I've been unwittingly
trying new things for you,

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today you are gonna try
something new for me.

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Absolutely, honey.
Whatever it is, I know I'll love it.

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This is your day.

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Well, really your hour.
We have Pilates at 4:00. So, tick-tock.

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We are going to eat... hot wings.

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Bennett, you know
I'm hyper-sensitive to spicy foods.

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That's because you haven't
built up a tolerance.

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Now I have three plates here:

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extra hot, medium, and little wingman,

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something so mild it's typically
eaten by four-year-olds.

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Well, I can probably handle that.

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Waa...

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Sweet Vulcan's hammer!
Are these four-year-old dragons?

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Oh. Okay, honey, don't get mad,

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but I think I switched the plates

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and you just ate the extra hot.

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What have you done to me?

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No, no, no, honey,
water just makes it worse!

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Why did you even put water out here?

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Well, you still need eight glasses a day.

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It's the dairy in the ranch dressing

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that neutralizes the spice in the wings.

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It's not working. It's worse!

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Oh, you know what?

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This is my homemade
super spicy horseradish sauce.

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Why is that even out here?

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I like to dip my celery in it.

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The ranch dressing is so bland.

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This is the ranch dressing, right?

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I-I think so, honey,
but let me just be sure.

243
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,083
Yep, that is definitely ranch dressing.

244
00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:06,536
But I think it's expired.

245
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,248
Max, are you ready? Can I come in?

246
00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:21,502
Oh, my gosh, Max.

247
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:24,331
Is it that bad?

248
00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:27,541
You look incredible!

249
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:29,535
( laughs )

250
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,455
Really incredible.

251
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,880
I never expected to say this,
but I really like it.

252
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:37,958
Thank you so much, Avery.

253
00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:40,671
I knew if you just tried it,
you'd like it.

254
00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:43,213
And I should be thanking you, Max.

255
00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:45,001
You combined two of my favorite things:

256
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,043
helping my friends and being right.

257
00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:50,078
Well, I'd better get going.

258
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,326
My Sarcasm Club is meeting now.

259
00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:55,537
They said they'd be really upset
if I couldn't make it.

260
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,285
I never know how to take that.

261
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:01,457
Well, I'm just so glad this worked out.
Have fun.

262
00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:07,785
Super Fashion Girl strikes again.

263
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,285
Yeah, I see why people
are getting tired of that.

264
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,134
Oh, hey, Max, you forgot your phone!

265
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:17,826
Hey, who was the girl who just left?

266
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:19,327
Max.

267
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,997
Look, if you don't want
to tell me, just say so.

268
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,500
I'm trying to catch her,
she forgot her phone.

269
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:28,421
What are you doing?

270
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,081
Hey.

271
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:31,996
Oh, hey, Max.

272
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,543
Why are you covering up
the outfit I made you?

273
00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:41,535
I thought you liked it.

274
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:42,875
I'm sorry, Avery.

275
00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:44,789
I didn't want to hurt your feelings,

276
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:46,705
but the clothes you made just aren't me.

277
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,382
We're in high school now.

278
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,248
Don't you think it's time for a change?

279
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,583
I like the way I look.

280
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:54,457
Then why did you agree
to have me make you this outfit

281
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,882
that I worked on all night?

282
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:58,249
Because when I said no,
you wouldn't listen.

283
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,173
You wrote a stupid play.

284
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,380
I know how you are,

285
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,168
I could see you weren't
going to leave me alone about it.

286
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,540
I was trying to help you!

287
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:07,625
I thought you wanted to change my clothes,
but you want to change me!

288
00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:08,919
Yes, for the better!

289
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:12,075
Maybe I need better friends.

290
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,535
You ready for your makeover, Stan?

291
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,665
( as Zorro ) Stan-ando.

292
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:26,825
You've got the accent,

293
00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:29,377
but if you want to win Princess
back from that show dog,

294
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,378
you're gonna have to become a show dog.

295
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,708
There's only one person
who can help you do that.

296
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:38,253
( British accent )
Mrs. Grimmons at your service.

297
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,750
That's right, Chloe's imaginary character

298
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:44,464
is going to transform
your imaginary character.

299
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:46,172
There's no way this plan can fail.

300
00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:51,075
Note the insouciant swagger,

301
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:54,456
the confidence that comes
from a place of ignorance.

302
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:57,626
Chloe, how do you know those big words?

303
00:14:57,709 --> 00:15:00,289
Avery writes a lot of
Mrs. Grimmons' material.

304
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,673
Makin' me smell pretty.

305
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,630
And don't forget the moneymaker.

306
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:13,745
Ooh, that feels pretty good back there.

307
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,923
It does, doesn't it?

308
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,080
I always say it but no one listens to me.

309
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:21,627
( normal accent )
I heard you, and I'm all about it.

310
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,883
( British accent )
Chloe, please! Some decorum.

311
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:30,210
Okay, Stan. I took my hair dryer
and modified it.

312
00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:33,787
By removing three hair dryers.

313
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:36,497
Just don't put it
on the highest setting, or...

314
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,003
( switch clicks )

315
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,540
Well, this is a sticky wicket.

316
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:46,754
( switch clicks )

317
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:52,793
All right, Stan.
Get ready to look beautiful.

318
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,792
Both: He's ready.

319
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,625
I'm beautiful.

320
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:08,331
Well, my work here is done.

321
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:11,575
Cheerio.

322
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,293
Goodbye, Mrs. Grimmons!

323
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:18,503
Bye, Mrs. Grimmons, come back again soon.

324
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:19,963
Why am I doing this?

325
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,880
Bennett, this is so scary!

326
00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:28,999
I don't want to do
any more things you want to do.

327
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,043
I didn't want to do this either!

328
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:34,535
We were taking a flying lesson
but you were screaming so much

329
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,455
the pilot kicked us out of the plane!

330
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:40,875
Yeah, we really should report him,
'cause that just seems wrong.

331
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,382
Well, at least he gave us the parachutes.

332
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:46,038
No, he gave me a parachute.

333
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,825
I had to do a lot of talking
to get you yours.

334
00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:53,956
Okay, Stan-ando, there's Princess.

335
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:56,421
She's with Fernando,
but you can lure her away.

336
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:59,290
If I've learned anything
from the movies I've watched,

337
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:02,035
it's that being attractive
is all that matters.

338
00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,455
Or being a vampire.

339
00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:07,332
( as Zorro )
Stan-ando has this under his control.

340
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:10,127
He will strut with the confidence of--

341
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:11,208
Gopher!

342
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:13,536
-Stan!
-Wait!

343
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:15,495
( Stan barking )

344
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:20,579
Stan, you're a mess.

345
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,377
And your hair is all ruined.

346
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,628
What was I thinking?

347
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,959
There's no way Princess
is gonna want me now.

348
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:27,581
Stan, look, she's coming over.

349
00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:31,422
Look at that, Stan. She likes you for you.

350
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,290
You didn't need to become Stan-ando.

351
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,205
When she was separated
from you for so long,

352
00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:37,541
she probably just forgot
about you. Dogs do that.

353
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:40,285
Dogs don't forget about things. Uh-oh.

354
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,415
What? I forgot about something.

355
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:48,417
Whew. Almost burned my banana bread.

356
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,288
Something smells really good.

357
00:17:57,375 --> 00:18:00,495
And that's how I learned that
cornichon is a kind of pickle.

358
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:02,250
Thank goodness you're back.

359
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,423
The conversation was
really starting to lag.

360
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,674
Thanks for everything, guys.

361
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:09,830
Now if you'll excuse me.

362
00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:11,747
So tell me, my darling,

363
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:14,504
do you prefer the front
or back end of the gopher?

364
00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:16,961
It's not a deal breaker either way.

365
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,793
Adios, Stan-ando.

366
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:25,130
( British accent ) He was
the second best student I've ever had.

367
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,038
Mm. Thank you, Mrs. Grimmons.

368
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,000
I can't believe how ungrateful Max was.

369
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,713
That's what I get for trying to help.

370
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:37,082
Well, some people are
just not appreciative.

371
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:38,536
Like when I made banana bread

372
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:41,125
and Bennett and Ellen
didn't save me a piece.

373
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:45,080
And she accused me of being a bad friend.

374
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,876
I'm the one who's protecting her.

375
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,829
Oh, did you tell her about the other girls
calling her weird?

376
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:52,077
No. That's how good a friend I am.

377
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,786
I protected her from that.

378
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:56,455
And what's so bad about
changing how you dress?

379
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,382
I used to wear ties, now I don't.

380
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:01,208
Oh, I thought you stopped wearing them
'cause everywhere you went,

381
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,421
people kept asking you
if you worked there.

382
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:06,334
That was only part of it.

383
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:10,745
There's nothing wrong
with evolving your look.

384
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:13,964
Well, there's also nothing wrong
with being who you are.

385
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:17,712
You may have gotten rid of your ties,
but you never stopped studying,

386
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:20,962
even when people gave you a hard time
for being a good student.

387
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Wow.

388
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:25,748
I never thought about it that way.

389
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:29,500
Look, I tried to change
who I was for Princess.

390
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,713
And you realized
if she doesn't like who you are,

391
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:35,292
then she's not the one for you.

392
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,325
Oh, no, I'd change for her in a second.

393
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:40,754
But it turns out she likes the way I am.

394
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:43,714
So my thing worked out.
Good luck with yours.

395
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:50,672
So I guess you heard about
what happened yesterday.

396
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,920
You mean about Avery's parents
being rushed to the hospital

397
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,920
after eating bad banana bread?

398
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,495
No, about what happened
between me and Avery.

399
00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:00,423
She was way out of line.

400
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,380
Well, you can't blame her
for wanting to protect you

401
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,038
from what all those girls were saying.

402
00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:05,749
What were they saying?

403
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:07,134
Oh, she didn't tell you?

404
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,328
Then, neither did I.

405
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,750
Everybody, listen up!

406
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:17,788
I'm Avery and I'm proud to say
that Max is my friend.

407
00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:19,455
Does she dress in black?

408
00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:21,292
Yes, she does.

409
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:24,575
Does she collect broken piñata heads
from other people's parties?

410
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,460
Yes, she does.

411
00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:31,921
And if anyone thinks
we're weird, we don't care.

412
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,960
And if you go around
calling other people weird,

413
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,793
you're the ones who look bad.

414
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:39,035
But you won't look bad in these
outfits you ordered from me.

415
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,285
Hope you enjoy them.

416
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:46,129
The point is, it's okay to be different.

417
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:50,246
Max, I'm so sorry that
I tried to change you.

418
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,463
I know now you were just trying to help.

419
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,995
So what do you think?

420
00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:58,785
You don't look like you.

421
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,825
I know. I look ridiculous.

422
00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:02,497
I meant you look like me.

423
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:04,333
Exactly.

424
00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:06,787
Not ridiculous, I just don't look like me.

425
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:09,959
And I can't get my purse to sound right.

426
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:13,962
( high-pitched ) Hello, I missed you.

427
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,168
Put your hand in me.

428
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:21,168
You are so weird.

429
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:31,420
Stan: Bennett and Ellen learned...
( reading )

430
00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:44,877
Now things are great with Princess and me.

431
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:47,749
In fact, we had a gopher for dinner.

432
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:51,745
Howard's a great guy.

433
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:55,044
The three of us are renting a cabin
next week at Lake Arrowhead.

434
00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:56,665
Howard's got a jet ski.

435
00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:00,922
( music playing )

436
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,380
( boing )