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Hey, hon, it looks like
someone finally bought the Anderson house.

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Well, I hope the new neighbors
are a lot nicer.

3
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Did you know the Andersons demanded

4
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I give them my casserole dish?

5
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You mean the one they loaned you

6
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and you never returned?

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I'm sorry, I did not realize
I was talking to an Anderson!

8
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Can I have $10 to buy diamonds?

9
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Where are you getting diamonds for $10?

10
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Probably the same place
where your dad bought

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my engagement ring.

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Which I wouldn't trade for anything.

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They shove a lot of love
into that tiny stone.

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I'm not asking for real diamonds.

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It's so I can level up
in the Diamond Kingdom

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game on your tablet.

17
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Well, honey, just enjoy
the free Diamond Kingdom levels

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like your father and I do.

19
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But I've already beaten all those levels.

20
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How did you do it?

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Every time I get to the drawbridge
on the first level,

22
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the Hypno-Troll puts
my wizard into a trance.

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He gets swirly eyes.

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You can't beat the Hypno-Troll?

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Oh, mommy.

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Good morning, Tyler.

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Here, grab a plate.
I'll get you some breakfast.

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Don't have time. Egg on hand.

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Well, it's better than when he did it

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with the hot soup.

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Since I've been taking accelerated classes

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to graduate early
and join the BMX circuit,

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I don't have time for anything else.

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I barely have time for the one thing

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that matters most in the world.

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BOTH: Your hair.

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Didn't I just say that?

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You have to take care of your hair.

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It helps people.

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Like that girl
who almost fell into a manhole

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but saw your hair and stopped.

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I know.

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My hair got to meet the mayor.

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But now I don't even have time to comb it.

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I wish I had someone
to take care of all the things

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I don't have time for.

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Give me a job helping you.

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I need the money to buy diamonds.

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Chloe, the only place
you can afford diamonds

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is where dad bought mom's engagement ring.

51
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And the mall shut down that kiosk.

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It didn't shut down.

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They're just selling
seasonal sausage right now.

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No, I mean diamonds for my game.

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In that case, I'll consider hiring you,

56
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but first I need to make sure
you have what it takes.

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Let's say I'm late for school

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and I only have 10 seconds to get dressed.

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Which shirt do you choose?

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Trick question.
You look great in everything.

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And?

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You don't care if you're late for school.

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-And?
-No one else wants the job.

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Perfect. You're hired.

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Now go grab me a shirt.

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You got it, boss.

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Not bad, but try saying it
like a New Jersey tough guy.

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You got it, boss.

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This is gonna work.

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STAN: It looks like
Tyler and Chloe are too busy

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to welcome the new neighbors,

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so I guess it's up to me.

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I'm gonna go leave
a little present for them

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on their front lawn.

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Now if you'll excuse me,

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I have to eat this elegant fruit basket

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and then go poop on their front lawn.

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( theme music playing )

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I know--

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What are you guys all aflutter about?

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I don't flutter.

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I circle like a bird of prey.

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You know that freaks me out!

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Anyway, we're talking
about the new girl Heather.

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Oh, yeah, my parents said her family

86
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just moved into the neighborhood,

87
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but I haven't had
the chance to meet her yet.

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I heard she's really stylish.

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I heard she's really pretty.

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I heard she's really
a cyborg sent from the future.

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At least I hope so.

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A cyborg rampage is
just what this two-bit town

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needs to put it on the map.

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Oh, hey, that must be her.

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She's really stylish.

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She's really pretty.

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She's really doing a good job
hiding her robotic exoskeleton

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under a layer of human-like skin.

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Well played, cyborg.

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We'd better enlist her
into our little group

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before the chess club reels her in,

102
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they're always three moves ahead of us.

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Hi, I'm Avery.

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You must be Heather.

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Yes, I must,

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until I'm 18

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and can legally change
my name to "Leave Me Alone."

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Oh, that's fun.

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I'm Lindsay.

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And I'm Max.

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Big cyborg fan.

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If you want to keep me as a pet

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after you guys take over,
I'm totally cool with that.

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So welcome to West Pasadena High.

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We'd be happy to show you around,

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introduce you to my really cool brother.

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No time to meet anyone!

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Good riding, boss!

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I have no idea who those people are.

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Look, I find it best to be clear up front.

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We're not friends.

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We're not gonna be friends.

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If we are trapped
on a desert island together,

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I'd leave.

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Like this.

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She's not even pretending to swim.

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They are still unloading the moving van?

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How much stuff could
the new neighbors have?

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Is that a bagpipe he's carrying

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or a cat in a sweater?

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I don't know.

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( yowling )

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I still don't know.

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Come on, what do you say
we go introduce ourselves?

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No, no, no, no.
Ellen, think about what happens every time

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we become friends with our neighbors, huh?

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Eventually it goes bad
and then when they see us

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getting the mail or mowing the lawn,

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we have to avoid them by pretending

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we're going through a personal crisis.

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All right, all right.

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We'll stay away from these new neighbors

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and there'll never be any awkwardness.

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We'll avoid them completely.

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Like my cousins in Irvine.

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Yes. Or my Aunt Tina.

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Or my mother's side of the family.

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Or those guys I used to play golf with.

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Or the three book clubs I dropped out of.

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Okay, but this is going to be hard.

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I know. We're such friendly people.

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I know.

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Watch out, Mason.

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There's the Hypno-Troll.

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Use the gnome jelly
and turn yourself into a mirror.

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Yes!

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You made him hypnotize himself!

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Of course.

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Gnome jelly.

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All right, Chloe,
it's time to get back to work.

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Sorry, Mason, I have to go to work

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so I can make money to buy
diamonds for my video game.

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You have a job?

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You are a kid, right?

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Hey, you wouldn't buy me the diamonds.

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Sisters got to do for themselves.

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Okay.

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I have to go to the bathroom
and do for myself.

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Wait.

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Mason, that's not the way to the bath--

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You love his free spirit, Chloe.

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Don't try to control it.

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All right, I'm gonna start studying

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so I need you to do the things
I don't have time for.

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Is one of them trimming
your long nose hairs?

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What? I don't have long nose hairs.

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You should see it from where I'm standing.

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It's like an octopus
coming down a chimney.

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Look, just go get me a snack.

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-You got it, boss.
-Chloe.

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You got it, boss!

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I love it.

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Okay, Tyler, time to take me

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for my afternoon walk.

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I'm too busy studying right now, Stan.

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It'll have to wait.

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I need my exercise, Tyler.

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It's not like I can take a yoga class,

189
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since Rachel jacked up the price!

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Wow, that's amazing.

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Here's the best part.

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Those breadsticks are really fun

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to stick into your upper lip
and pretend you're a walrus.

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Way ahead of you.

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Now take Stan for a walk.

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You got it, boss.

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You're gonna be very happy
with your performance review.

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How did I get up here?

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Hold up. Why are you working for Tyler?

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He's paying me to do things
he doesn't have time for.

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Oh, like trim his nose hairs, I hope?

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It's like a mop dangling
from a gutter spout.

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Right?

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Or some spaghetti being squeezed

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out of a drain pi-uuhhhhh...

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What's a drain pi-uuhhhhh?

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No, Chloe, over there, look.

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She is the most amazing creature

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00:08:06,291 --> 00:08:07,421
I've ever seen.

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Words can't describe
how beautiful she is.

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But these cartoon sound effects can.

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( whistling, boing )

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Hello.

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I'm Stan.

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I like your puffy parts.

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Hey, she didn't leave.

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Usually that line doesn't work so well.

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Her name is Princess.

219
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There's a phone number here.

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We should call her owners to come get her.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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She's not going anywhere.

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She's the love of my life.

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And stop petting her. I saw her first.

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You can date her, I can pet her.

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We can make this work.

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So were you bred here in Pasadena?

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Ooh, big moment.

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The two most important ladies

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in my life are about to meet.

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Avery, Princess.

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Princess, Avery.

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Hello, Princess.

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Paw.

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00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:06,168
Paw.

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00:09:06,834 --> 00:09:07,924
She's not being rude.

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We just have to work on that.

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Well, she's beautiful, Stan.

239
00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:14,035
Oh, I hope you get along with her owners

240
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'cause things are getting
pretty serious over here.

241
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You guys may be spending
a lot of time together.

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Now if you'll excuse me,

243
00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:23,206
it's time for me
to offer Princess dessert.

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A choice of squirrel,
creme brulee, or tiramisu.

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I hope she picks squirrel.

246
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I don't have the other two.

247
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So who are her owners?

248
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Oh, Chloe called them.

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They're on their way over.

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I think they're our new neighbors.

251
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New neighbors?

252
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( doorbell ringing )

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Don't be Heather,

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don't be Heather,

255
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don't be-- Heather!

256
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Where's my dog?

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How did I get out here?

258
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What's going on here?

259
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,044
We found your dog wandering
the neighborhood.

260
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,995
And you're pretending they're on a date

261
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:09,083
with an orange monkey as the waiter?

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00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:11,173
That is weird.

263
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No, not at all.

264
00:10:12,917 --> 00:10:14,167
We're pretending the monkey is an actor

265
00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:16,580
who's just doing this
until he gets his big break.

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00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:20,040
But I think our dogs like each other.

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Isn't it sweet?

268
00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:22,285
It's gross.

269
00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:24,205
I don't want my purebred show dog

270
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,791
consorting with a common, mangy mutt.

271
00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:27,995
I'll have you know

272
00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:30,583
I've been mangefree
since I switched shampoos.

273
00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:33,077
It's also why I smell like papaya.

274
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,580
Keep your mongrel away from my Princess

275
00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:38,287
and stay out of my face!

276
00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:42,205
Oh, yeah? Well, maybe
I'll stay out of your face!

277
00:10:42,291 --> 00:10:44,631
That's right, I'm flustered.

278
00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,003
Avery, this is terrible.

279
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,923
The love of my life is gone.

280
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,040
I can't eat, I can't sleep.

281
00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:55,165
It's only been a couple seconds.

282
00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:56,710
And in those couple seconds,

283
00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:58,042
have you seen me eat or sleep?

284
00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:11,208
I got the mail.

285
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,210
Did you fight a bear for it?

286
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:16,785
Worse.

287
00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:19,125
I was trying to stay away
from the new neighbors like we agreed,

288
00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:20,958
but they were outside and almost saw me.

289
00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:23,751
So I jumped over a fence,
landed in a bush,

290
00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:25,714
and found out where the raccoons sleep.

291
00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:27,792
And what they do
when a woman falls on them.

292
00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:30,878
Ooh, a dollar off a car wash.

293
00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:32,079
I was waiting for that.

294
00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:35,915
Oh, look, trust me, Ellen.

295
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,920
Keeping our distance
from the new neighbors

296
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,880
is going to be worth it in the long run.

297
00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:41,380
What are you doing?

298
00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:44,128
Oh, you can't just walk around out there.

299
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,828
What if the new neighbors
tried to talk to you?

300
00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:47,327
Did you practice screaming at them

301
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:48,827
in a nonsense language

302
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,287
and running away like we talked about?

303
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:52,375
( blabbering )

304
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,327
I don't have time for this.

305
00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:00,497
( blabbering )

306
00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:04,961
You want some coffee?

307
00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,041
Yeah.

308
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:09,043
Okay, Chloe, I have to study,

309
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:11,285
but I can't study
when my hair looks this bad.

310
00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:12,995
You know what you have to do.

311
00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:14,083
Coming right up.

312
00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:19,825
I think I'll go

313
00:12:19,917 --> 00:12:22,127
with the number nine long handle.

314
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,289
Big Pete.

315
00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:25,955
Excellent choice, sir.

316
00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:29,165
Ow! Twist and flutter!

317
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,170
Twist and flutter!

318
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,290
Did you learn nothing

319
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,705
from the instructional training videos

320
00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:33,922
you watched when I hired you?

321
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:39,830
Hello again.

322
00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:43,923
If you've made it this far,
you've learnt how to wash up

323
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,210
and get ready to touch Tyler's hair.

324
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,625
Are you ready for the big moment?

325
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:49,919
Oh, Gladys.

326
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,000
Thank you, Gladys.

327
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,422
Thank you, Gladys.

328
00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,920
Mom, would you please leave?

329
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,420
So step one.

330
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,710
How was I, honey?

331
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,880
How did you have time
to make training videos

332
00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:11,459
and you don't have time to comb your hair?

333
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:12,962
I'm terrible at time management.

334
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:14,081
That's why I need an assistant.

335
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:15,960
Bored.

336
00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:19,325
Mason, I'm busy working.

337
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,037
You're always working.

338
00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:25,251
I'm sorry, Tyler. I have to talk to Mason.

339
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,883
What's our policy
about private conversations

340
00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:28,919
on company time?

341
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000
I don't know.

342
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,043
All the videos were about your hair.

343
00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:32,125
Then I guess you can talk to him.

344
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:37,333
Mason, you can't interrupt me at work.

345
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,877
This job is important to me.

346
00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:40,419
I miss playing with you.

347
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,080
I miss playing with you, too.

348
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:44,166
But I just don't have time.

349
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,330
I need an assistant like Tyler has.

350
00:13:46,417 --> 00:13:48,997
I know. I'll be your assistant.

351
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,630
Bored.

352
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,996
I miss playing with you.

353
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,043
I'm sorry.

354
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:58,575
My job is important to me.

355
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:03,831
Ow! Be careful with my hair.

356
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:05,247
Didn't you watch the videos?

357
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,418
Welcome back.

358
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,670
I hope the chapter on emergency brushing

359
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,130
didn't scare you too much.

360
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,333
Now let's discuss some of the more

361
00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:18,917
advanced brush work.

362
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,170
How did I get here?

363
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,917
Stan, what's wrong?

364
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:35,960
You haven't looked this sad

365
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,921
since they decided Pluto wasn't a planet.

366
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,960
It was the only planet
named after a dog, Avery.

367
00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:42,171
The only one!

368
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,207
But this is even worse.

369
00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:47,631
I went to take Princess out
on our second date,

370
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,919
but her nasty, rotten owner locked her up

371
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,330
and told me to scat.

372
00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:52,997
At first I was gonna lay down some...

373
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,133
( gibberish )

374
00:14:58,583 --> 00:14:59,583
But then I realized

375
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,417
that's probably not what she meant.

376
00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:04,207
I'm sorry.

377
00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:07,251
But maybe it's just not meant
to be with you and Princess.

378
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:08,673
Maybe it's time to move on.

379
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:09,670
I can't.

380
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,670
I've never felt this way before.

381
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:14,710
But, Stan, you've dated
every dog in Pasadena,

382
00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:17,252
including a few who looked
suspiciously possumy.

383
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,423
Oh.

384
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,501
So what's so special about Princess?

385
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,713
Usually I can't connect with other dogs

386
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,082
because they don't talk.

387
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:27,286
But it's different with Princess.

388
00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:28,375
We connect in a way

389
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,708
that I've never experienced before.

390
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:33,212
Wow, you're really serious.

391
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:34,961
Please, Avery,

392
00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:36,711
can't you just make friends with Heather?

393
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:38,962
Then she'll let Princess
and me be together.

394
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:41,081
I can't make friends with Heather.

395
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,036
She's evil. She spits bats.

396
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,035
Her blood is acid.

397
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,455
And she blew me off in the quad.

398
00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:47,132
Okay, only one of those things is true.

399
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:51,083
Please, do whatever it takes.

400
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:52,286
You have to make her like you

401
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,035
so I can be with Princess.

402
00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,035
All right, Stan.

403
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,495
I see how much this means to you.

404
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:59,003
So I promise I'll try
and figure something out.

405
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,043
Oh, thank you, Avery.

406
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,995
'Cause I can't go back to dating possums.

407
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:05,383
Every time the check comes,
they play dead.

408
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,285
Oh, come on!

409
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,498
We've got to find a way
to get Heather to like us.

410
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:19,423
Why is it so important to you?

411
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,460
It's not for me.

412
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:21,632
It's for Stan.

413
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:23,419
He really loves her dog.

414
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,920
That's so sweet.

415
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,460
Max, you don't usually
gush over stuff like this.

416
00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:30,042
Not the dumb dogs,
I have candy stuck in my teeth.

417
00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:33,132
If only we knew more about her,

418
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,168
what her interests are, what she likes.

419
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,960
Oh, well, I know one thing,
she didn't join chess club,

420
00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:39,331
but she did join the glee club.

421
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:40,960
Glee club?

422
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,041
That's it.

423
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,745
We could do a musical number for her.

424
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:46,334
She'll appreciate that we made an effort

425
00:16:46,417 --> 00:16:48,327
to do something she likes
and want to be friends with us.

426
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:49,247
That's nuts.

427
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:50,673
You have nuts stuck in your teeth, too?

428
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:51,830
No.

429
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,130
♪ Heather, we wrote you this song ♪

430
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:06,920
♪ 'Cause we're hoping to all get along ♪

431
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,040
Hi!

432
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:10,955
♪ We know you like
The singing and dancing ♪

433
00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:12,211
♪ We heard your dog ♪

434
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,001
♪ And you moved here from Lansing ♪

435
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,253
♪ Michigan ♪

436
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,833
♪ So reach out ♪

437
00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:17,877
♪ Reach out ♪

438
00:17:17,959 --> 00:17:19,379
♪ We like your style ♪

439
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,668
♪ It might go better with a smile ♪

440
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,880
♪ So reach out ♪

441
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,039
♪ Reach out ♪

442
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:25,575
♪ Give us a try ♪

443
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:28,247
♪ Just wink your cyborg laser eye ♪

444
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,247
♪ So reach out ♪

445
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,213
♪ Reach out ♪

446
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:35,331
♪ Reach out ♪

447
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:36,877
♪ Reach out ♪

448
00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:38,249
♪ Reach out ♪

449
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,536
Gross.

450
00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:49,671
I said I don't want to be friends.

451
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:52,330
But you joined the glee club.

452
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:53,997
You love musical numbers, right?

453
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:57,923
I love doing them,
not watching people do them.

454
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,330
So, goodbye.

455
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,329
So there's no audition
for the glee club, is there?

456
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,787
They just let anybody in.

457
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:09,785
Yeah.

458
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:11,628
I didn't get in.

459
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,923
The neighbors are coming up the walk!

460
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,960
I saw them out the window!

461
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:22,671
They have a casserole!

462
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,631
-Let's get out of here!
-There's no time!

463
00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:27,379
-Hit the deck!
-What?

464
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:28,792
( doorbell ringing )

465
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,958
Please go away.

466
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,171
Please go away.

467
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,920
Please leave the casserole dish.

468
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,920
Please leave the casserole dish.

469
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,580
Honey, what are we doing?

470
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,247
We're going to all this trouble

471
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:49,133
to avoid some potential
awkwardness down the line.

472
00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:50,958
And it couldn't be any more
awkward than it is right now.

473
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,001
You're right, Bennett.

474
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:54,713
Let's just open the door and talk to them.

475
00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:56,542
I think that's the mature thing to do.

476
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:57,665
They're gone.

477
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,383
Yes!

478
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:02,168
A new casserole dish!

479
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,579
Vegan lasagna?

480
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:07,957
What did we do to them?

481
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,499
Chloe, this isn't working.

482
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:16,003
I wanted you to be my assistant

483
00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,383
but you wanted to play with Mason.

484
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:19,328
Well, maybe you should fire me

485
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:20,497
and I'll fire Mason.

486
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:21,673
That's a good idea.

487
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,500
But first, can you fix this?

488
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,583
How did I get in here?

489
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,923
He has a free spirit, Tyler.

490
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,380
Don't try to control it.

491
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,460
Well, no need to hide
from the neighbors anymore.

492
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,752
Yeah, we realized we were
making things awkward

493
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,254
by trying to avoid
having things be awkward.

494
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:43,213
So we decided to go over and talk to them.

495
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:44,541
So everything is gonna be okay?

496
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,035
No, it's very awkward.

497
00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:49,382
Apparently, Avery embarrassed
their daughter at school

498
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,418
with some crazy song and dance number.

499
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,750
And now they want nothing
to do with any of us.

500
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,924
And why is Mason inside your shirt?

501
00:19:58,291 --> 00:19:59,541
What is wrong with our kids?

502
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:00,915
It makes no sense.

503
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,170
We're so normal.

504
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:10,134
Hey, how'd it go with Heather?

505
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,168
Are you guys friends?

506
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,630
Can I go see Princess?

507
00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:15,879
I did everything I could, Stan.

508
00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:17,249
We even tried to connect over the fact

509
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,463
that she joined the glee club.

510
00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:19,582
Well, did you do a production number?

511
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:20,707
Yes.

512
00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:21,832
Did you have back-up dancers?

513
00:20:21,917 --> 00:20:23,997
-Yes.
-Did you leave it all on the dance floor?

514
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:24,923
Yes!

515
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,289
Then you've done everything.

516
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,710
I'm sorry, Stan.

517
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,752
I can't believe this is happening.

518
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:44,830
You know, sometimes the most
painful thing is love.

519
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:48,133
You were there for me when Wes moved away

520
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,328
and I'm here for you now.

521
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:55,669
Don't worry,

522
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:57,540
I haven't given up on Princess.

523
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,495
Somehow, someway,

524
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:02,543
someday, we'll be together.

525
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:06,125
Until then she can hear me
from Avery's window.

526
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:09,458
So I'll be sending my love through song.

527
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:20,672
♪ Love can be so very hard ♪

528
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:23,290
♪ When your sweetheart's locked up ♪

529
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:25,745
♪ In your neighbor's yard ♪

530
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:28,044
♪ But our souls are adjoined ♪

531
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:30,495
♪ And our hearts are in tune ♪

532
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:33,213
♪ And tonight we're howling ♪

533
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:37,131
♪ At the same full moon ♪

534
00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:41,917
( Princess howling )

535
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
There she is.

536
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:46,503
( howling )

537
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:48,633
( dogs howling )

538
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:51,129
Hey, why is everyone howling?

539
00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:52,958
This isn't for you!

540
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:54,961
We're having a moment here!

541
00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:56,081
You write a love song

542
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:57,826
and every dog thinks it's about them.

543
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:01,083
( music playing )

544
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:02,251
( boing )