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I wish we were doing
a big party for Halloween again.

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I scared so many boys last year,

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they wouldn't even look me in the eye.

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I just walked around school like, "What?"

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Sorry, sweets, we couldn't top last year
so we decided to take a break.

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But feel free to keep scaring
those boys away

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until you have a nice, solid career,

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and you know you can
take care of yourself.

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At least if it's less scary,

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Mom won't get sick
on the carpet this year.

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It was late and someone left
a vampire dummy on the couch.

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I suffer from fear puke.
It's a very real problem.

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I know it's real.
I posted this video of it online.

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ELLEN: ( screams ) Vampire!

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( throwing up )

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Sorry, Bennett.

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500,000 hits.

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My man.

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You know, you're not just
laughing at my fear puke,

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you're laughing
at the entire FP community.

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We are doctors, lawyers and scientists,

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who all smell like yesterday's lunch.

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So, kids, any ideas
on what we should do with this big boy?

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Ooh, I know.

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Let's carve a Mommy Pumpkin!

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( laughter )

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( laughing stops )

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( laughs ) Oh, look, it's Mom.

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STAN: I've got to admit,

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my favorite part
of Halloween is getting scared.

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The rush of adrenaline and then the calm,

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happy moment when you realize

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everything is going to be fine.

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Right, Robert?

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Robert? Robert?

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( shrieks )

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Robert, you scared me.

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No, I will not look into your eyes.

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No, I will not--

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Yes, master.

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( theme music playing )

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Oh, come on, Avery.

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Why can't I just watch this
Halloween movie

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while you guys eat dinner?

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'Cause you yell at the screen.

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You haven't been careful
enough lately

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hiding that you can talk.

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Mom almost caught you
just the other day.

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Yes, I do chase squirrels,
I'm just saying

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it doesn't define who I am.

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You might as well
call me a tail-nibbler.

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I meant that rhetorically.

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Hello? Is anyone there?

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STAN: Just a dog chewing
a monkey.

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Move along.

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Not that you don't have
this coming, Robert.

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I promise, I'll use headphones
and I won't talk at all.

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Okay, fine, that'll work.

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Thanks, Avery. It's tough to find a movie
for the talking dog audience.

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Isn't it the same audience
as boys aged 6 to 11?

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And Tyler?

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True. We like scary movies

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and the old Kung Fu Fart Chimps trilogy.

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Hai-ya!

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"Thank goodness the Kung Fu
Fart Chimps are here.

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"Oh, open a window."

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And somehow, Forrest Gump
got the Oscar that year.

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So, Avery, hope you're not disappointed
that we aren't making as big

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a deal out of Halloween this year.

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Not at all.

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I could use a year off.

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All the pressure last year,
I almost fell apart.

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( all screaming )

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( laughs )

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Got you guys.

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My year off begins now.

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Did you see that?

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I was totally scared
but I didn't fear-puke.

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I am the bravest woman I know.

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If Avery's taking the year off,

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maybe I'll be Avery this year
and scare you all.

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Aww.

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I bet you wouldn't "aww" like that
if you realized

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you were talking
to the Spatula-Handed Girl!

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Aww.

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"Look out. She's got a spatula for a hand.

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"She's gonna flip us all!"

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Aww.

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( grunts )

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Aww.

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No, get out of the house.

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Get out of the house!

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Get out of the house now!

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What was that?

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It sounds like someone's in the house.

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I didn't hear anything.

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It's coming for you!

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Not even that.

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Sounds like it's coming from upstairs.
I better check it out.

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We probably just left the TV on.

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I turned the TV off

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and then turned it right back on again.
I'm unpredictable like that.

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Don't you understand?

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The house is haunted.

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Haunted!

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Oh, sounds like a pigeon cooing.

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Haunted. Haunted.

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I'll be right back.

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( Stan reading )

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He's coming? ( screams )

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-( screams )
-( screams )

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( Stan reading )

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Oh, right.

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STAN: No need for eye contact,
no need for eye contact.

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Okay, if this goes south,
we get in the car,

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head to my cousin's place in Arizona.

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He has an underground bunker.

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It's really just a blanket fort
in the backyard,

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but he's sensitive, so play along.

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What about Dad?

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If he doesn't make it, I'll remarry
so you'll always have a father figure.

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Oh, thank goodness. I hate dating.

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That's weird. None of the TVs are on.

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And no one's in the house.

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I mean, except for Stan.

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Stan, uh-- he was just--

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The house must be haunted.

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What are you kids covering for?

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Nothing.

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You heard what the ghost said.

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And he should know.

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He's a ghost.

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How could you tell Mom and Dad
that the house is haunted?

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Now they're suspicious that we're covering
for something. What are we gonna do?

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Obviously, we have to prove
that the house is haunted.

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The house is haunted
like the movie I just watched?

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What are the odds?

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Why couldn't I have just thought quicker
and come up with a better lie

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about where the voice was coming from?

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I should have blamed the sounds
on the Clog-Handed Girl.

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Why would anyone be afraid of a clog--

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Ow.

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The house is haunted
and Chloe has a clog hand?

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What is going on?

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Now that we told Mom and Dad
the house is haunted,

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they think we're up to something.

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What are we going to do?

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They can't find out our dog talks.

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Or that he's really handsome.

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I didn't want to say it,
but nobody else was.

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We have to convince Mom and Dad

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that the house is haunted.

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Lots of people believe in ghosts.

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I read a research study--

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You read a research study?

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I saw it online and I thought
it was about people

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who believe in goats.

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I believe in goats and I like
reading articles about myself.

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You read a research study?

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Yes, and it found that 45%
of Americans believe in ghosts.

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I'm pretty sure
Mom could be one of them.

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Mom is not that gullible.

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There's no way
she believes ghosts are real.

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I'm telling you, Bennett, ghosts are real.

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Right. And so are Bigfoot, leprechauns,

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and men who care about
what color you paint the laundry room.

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-It's important.
-It is not.

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Ellen, I'm telling you,
the kids are up to something.

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It's not just today.

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Every so often, I hear
this strange voice in the house.

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I haven't said anything
because I know you all think

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I'm so excitable, but if it's a ghost,

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that explains it all. I'm not crazy.

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I would never call you crazy.

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You're what I'd call quirky, eccentric,

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borderline ridiculous and adorable.

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I'll take it. But ghosts are real.

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And I'm painting
the laundry room quixotic plum.

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Still don't care.

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Are you kidding?
Mom is totally gullible.

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Well, there was that time
she wrote that letter

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to her favorite TV puppet,
Holgar, The Sensitive Viking.

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Bennett, he wrote me back.

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He wrote me back.

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Honey, this is a restraining order.

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Well, if we do get her to believe it,
it will solve a lot of our problems.

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Any time she hears Stan,
she'll just figure it's a ghost

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and then Stan's secret will be safe.

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You mean my secret workout,

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60 seconds a day to a tighter tush?

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'Cause that's more than a secret,

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that's a miracle.

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I mean look at this.

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Bam.

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Even if we can convince Mom
to believe it's a ghost, what about Dad?

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It'll take some real cleverness
but I think we can convince him, too.

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It might be hard for me to help...

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since my eyeballs fell out!

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Chloe, we can see your actual eyes.
Those are grapes.

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Here, hold these for a second.

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( screams ) Eyeballs!

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Was that so hard?

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No, Sir Robert, you do not
have a fair maiden

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whose honor you must defend.

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No, you do not.

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No, you do not!

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Oh, hey, Stan. You look great.

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Yeah, I wanted to be a mummy,

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but Robert insisted on a couples costume.

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Off with their heads.

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Oh, the Queen of Hearts.
Let me guess.

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Mom looked at you and said,
"You're such a card.

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( laughs ) "Good one, Ellen."

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Yup. That's why she picked it out.

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"Go ceilings."

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Oh, you're a ceiling fan.

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That's what it is.

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I just got it 'cause I like ceilings.

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So are you dressed
how you'll look when you're 20?

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I'm a teen zombie.

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Still not changing my opinion
of what you'll look like when you're 20.

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You guys, ready to do this?

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We've got to protect Stan's secret.

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What do you kids think of my costume?

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Tell me the tooth.

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( laughs ) Dental one, Ellen.

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I'm already regretting this.

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Have fun trick-or-treating.
We'll be here handing out candy.

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We'll let you know if we hear
any more weird stuff.

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That's right. We'll be trick-or-treating.

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'Cause that's what kids do on Halloween.

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They do it. They don't announce it.

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We'll be trick-or-treating
and not announcing it.

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'Cause that's what
kids do on Halloween.

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Well, be careful, you know,
if the ghost comes back--

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Tyler, don't get your mother
going on that ghost thing again.

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This house is not haunted.

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I don't know. After what happened
last night, I checked online

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and I found out there
used to be an old inn

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right here where our house is built.

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It was called the Stop On Inn
because back then,

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puns were funny.

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This website says an old prospector

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came to the inn to meet his wife,
Annabelle, but she never showed up.

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He waited for her year after year,

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slowly going mad.

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Legend has it, his ghost still waits
for her in this very spot.

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-( gasps )
-Happy Halloween.

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Bennett, it's right here on a website.

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Am I crazy or is this the only
explanation that makes sense?

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Hold on one sec,
I got to take this. Hello?

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You're talking into your hand.

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I know but it's important.

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Tyler, how did you find out
about that old prospector?

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I made it up and put it
on an online encyclopedia.

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Mom thinks because it's on the internet,
it has to be true.

257
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,753
It's on the internet. It has to be true.

258
00:11:58,709 --> 00:12:00,129
Now let's start this plan

259
00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:02,128
and convince Mom and Dad,
there's a goat here.

260
00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:04,538
Chloe, you know,
Tyler made a mistake before.

261
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,955
It's "ghost," not "goat," right?

262
00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:08,631
Yeah, I know that.

263
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,075
( goat bleating )

264
00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:19,004
Enjoy your candy.

265
00:12:19,542 --> 00:12:21,882
But don't forget to brush afterwards.

266
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:26,673
-Gently move the brush back and forth
-Ow.

267
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,830
in short tooth-wide strokes.

268
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,710
All right, the kids are gone.

269
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:34,132
-I'm taking this costume off.
-What? Why?

270
00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:37,038
I just think if I'm gonna go through
all the trouble of brushing you,

271
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,785
either we or the kids
should be enjoying it.

272
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,210
Tyler, let's get this plan started.

273
00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:44,921
( shushes ) I'm learning how to brush.

274
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:49,915
All right. It's time. Cue Stan.

275
00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:51,667
Talking Dog to Avery.

276
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,630
-Come in, Avery.
-STAN: Avery here.

277
00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:55,379
Those are your code names?

278
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:56,918
You're Talking Dog and he's Avery?

279
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:58,289
Not now, Tyler.

280
00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:01,207
Phase one, go.

281
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:02,831
( scary voice ) Annabelle.

282
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,248
Annabelle.

283
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:09,673
My wife, Annabelle!

284
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:11,210
Bennett.

285
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,577
I'm sure there's
a reasonable explanation--

286
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,577
No. The website Tyler showed us.

287
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,917
There's a picture
of the prospector's wife on it,

288
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,500
and she looks just like me.

289
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:24,503
What?

290
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,168
What if he thinks
I'm his wife, Annabelle,

291
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,630
and insists we reunite?

292
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:32,919
He's a ghost and I'm alive.
It'd never work.

293
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,543
That's it. I'm calling a ghost hunter
to report paranormal activity.

294
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:39,042
You have a ghost hunter on speed dial?

295
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:40,575
No, that would be ridiculous.

296
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:41,877
This is a ghost hunter app.

297
00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:44,249
It sends the nearest one.

298
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:45,793
It's like they made the app just for me.

299
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:47,125
I made this app just for her.

300
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:52,745
So you created a fake ghost hunter
app and a website

301
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:55,634
and photoshopped a picture
of Mom in Victorian garb.

302
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,999
That's amazing.
How are you getting all C's in school?

303
00:13:58,083 --> 00:14:00,543
Because I spend all my time
making fake websites, photos, and apps.

304
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,205
So I just have to reply that there are
no ghost hunters currently available.

305
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:07,331
There are no ghost hunters
currently available.

306
00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:11,884
Luckily, I also downloaded
this ghost detector app.

307
00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:14,289
It senses where the ghosts are.

308
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,535
It's not a real app.

309
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:16,535
What sets it off?

310
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:17,705
Me doing this.

311
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:22,247
-( phone beeping )
-My phone is going nuts!

312
00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:24,882
Yeah, that's what's going nuts.

313
00:14:25,959 --> 00:14:27,419
( whistle blowing )

314
00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:31,785
Do you hear a ghostly whistle?

315
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,495
I'm sure it's nothing.

316
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:36,375
If it's nothing, then why do
I keep jumping into your arms?

317
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,995
It was just the tea kettle.

318
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,333
Can I put you down now?

319
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:48,167
Okay, but I'm just gonna
jump back up again.

320
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,746
We must have left the kettle on.

321
00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:54,287
We didn't leave it on.
The prospector did.

322
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:55,995
I reckon he likes tea.

323
00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:58,707
-Reckon?
-Why did I say that?

324
00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:01,042
What if the spirit of Annabelle
is overtaking me?

325
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,165
Dagnabit! What in Tarnation?

326
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,830
Where is my tea?

327
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,671
I like oolong.

328
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:12,543
We don't have oolong tea, Prospector.

329
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:14,078
See?

330
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,455
Oolong.

331
00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:21,382
It's the scariest tea.

332
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:27,423
I told you. The scariest tea is oolong.

333
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,415
Check this out.

334
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:34,383
There is definitely a logical--

335
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:38,378
explanation.

336
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,213
You had time to build a compressor
that shoots tea boxes?

337
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:45,211
I'm getting some D's too.

338
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,333
( screaming )

339
00:15:51,959 --> 00:15:53,629
Go, go, go!

340
00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:55,329
( Stan barking )

341
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:56,497
What is it, Stan?

342
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:57,877
Who are you barking at?

343
00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,129
Dogs know.

344
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,458
They see the other side.

345
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,172
Well, then, why did you buy an app?

346
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,580
It got great reviews.

347
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:06,711
You wrote reviews?

348
00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:08,292
Some classes I don't even go to.

349
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:11,919
Okay, you ready
for the coup de grace?

350
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,330
I don't know. French is one
of the classes I don't go to.

351
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,082
Annabelle.

352
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:20,789
It's me!

353
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:24,462
Don't tell me
you married that guy.

354
00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:27,579
( both screaming )

355
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,328
Just don't puke, don't puke!

356
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:32,707
I'm trying not to.

357
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,665
I'm talking to myself!

358
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,376
-I believe you. Ghosts are real.
-Yeah.

359
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:39,578
( laughing )

360
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,499
Wait. What's that?

361
00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:56,289
I told you there was
a logical explanation for this.

362
00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:00,332
You're the one
who put a ring on quirky.

363
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:04,333
-Man, I cannot believe the kids got us.
-Hm.

364
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:05,667
I knew they were up to something,

365
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,832
starting with that voice
we heard last night at dinner.

366
00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:09,377
-But I didn't fear-puke.
-Hm.

367
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:12,748
I'm still 364 days mouth dry
and going strong.

368
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:17,628
Well, there's only one thing
we can do now as responsible adults.

369
00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:20,039
Scare the stuffing out of those
kids to teach them a lesson.

370
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,375
And that is why I put a ring on quirky.

371
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,169
Come on, Chloe, fill up your bags

372
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,710
so that Mom and Dad think
we were out trick-or-treating.

373
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,832
You can just buy Halloween candy?

374
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:34,173
That's cheating.

375
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,000
And why haven't
we ever done this before?

376
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:38,455
Kids.

377
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:42,420
Oh. We have some terrible news.

378
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,750
Awful, just awful.

379
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:44,964
You were right.

380
00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:47,001
The house is haunted.

381
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:50,037
-( kids screaming )
-( laughing )

382
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,206
Got ya.

383
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:53,881
Thought you could fool us?

384
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:55,169
You should've seen your faces.

385
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,080
You were all like... ( screaming )

386
00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:02,290
Annabelle, it's me, the prospector.

387
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:06,035
I'm inside the dog.

388
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,455
( screaming )

389
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,252
( throwing up )

390
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:15,168
( screaming )

391
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,707
Stan, why would you do that?

392
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:18,922
They just saw you talk.

393
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,380
I couldn't help myself.

394
00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:22,378
I didn't like the way
they were gloating.

395
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,708
And that thing that popped out
really scared me.

396
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:28,205
And why is there a goat
in the family room?

397
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:29,291
( goat bleating )

398
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:32,581
I paid for two hours,
I'm getting two hours.

399
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,167
Now excuse me while I pet.

400
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,501
What? What?

401
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:40,793
Wait, the kids.

402
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:41,915
They didn't follow us.

403
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:43,165
We have to go back.

404
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:44,997
Right, right. We can do this.

405
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:48,327
We have to conquer our fear of ghosts.

406
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,710
( screaming )

407
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,420
-We did it.
-Whoo.

408
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:58,915
Kids.

409
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,130
Are you okay?

410
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:03,038
Step away from the ghost dog.

411
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,211
( laughing )

412
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,041
-We got you.
-You should've seen your faces.

413
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:10,875
If you're mad, I'm not part of this.

414
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:14,455
But Stan talked.

415
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:16,582
I saw him.
So it had to be a ghost.

416
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:17,747
Dogs can't talk.

417
00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:18,794
-Of course not.
-That'd be crazy.

418
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:19,915
Stan, run for it.

419
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:22,670
( laughs )

420
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,503
Mom, it was just
one of my Halloween tricks.

421
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,833
I used peanut butter
to make his mouth move.

422
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:28,787
Watch.

423
00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:32,711
And I did the voice.

424
00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:36,287
"It's me, the prospector.

425
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:39,325
"I'm inside the dog."

426
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,206
Wow. You guys really got us.

427
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:46,831
Yeah, but what Stan just
did didn't look like what I saw before.

428
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:48,917
It's just the way
the mind works, honey.

429
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,880
The fear fills in the details.

430
00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:53,419
Oh, like when you accidentally
swallow a mouthful of water

431
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:56,170
at the water park and you start
picturing all the sweaty,

432
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,920
hairy people who've been in the--

433
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:01,577
I'm also a regular puker. Go, go, go.

434
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,325
( sighing )

435
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:06,327
Man, that was too close.

436
00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:09,747
Yeah, you've really got to be
more careful about talking, Stan.

437
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,254
Go Kung Fu Fart Chimps.

438
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,833
Hai-ya!

439
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:15,957
( chimps screeching )

440
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,751
( punching )

441
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,831
( jingling bells )

442
00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:20,917
Ooh, it's the Christmas one.

443
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,460
All in all,
it was a great Halloween.

444
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:28,793
My secret's still safe,

445
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:31,075
and everybody
got to scare somebody.

446
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:34,206
And it turns out Sir Robert
did have a fair maiden.

447
00:20:36,709 --> 00:20:37,709
( Stan narrating )

448
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,209
Isn't that right, Robert?

449
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,327
Robert, where's Miss Beaks?

450
00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:46,997
( ripping )

451
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,287
Oh, no, Robert.

452
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,630
Look away.

453
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,329
Look away.

454
00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,169
Mom and Dad really seemed to be--

455
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,170
Boo!

456
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,419
Come on, Chloe, that's so lame.

457
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,920
You're a cute little kid. Just accept it.

458
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,290
You're never gonna be able to scare us.

459
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:07,625
A little kid?

460
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:10,039
That's what you think of me?
Just some little kid?

461
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:12,915
-Calm down.
-I'm not just a little kid!

462
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,326
( screams )

463
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:20,629
( laughs )

464
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,540
That was awesome, Chloe.
How did you do that?

465
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:25,665
( in demonic voice )
Do what?

466
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:29,825
( screams )

467
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:34,584
Thanks, Stan. How did you
get so good at special effects?

468
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:36,707
I have a lot of practice
from all those years

469
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,422
of making it look like I talk.

470
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,420
-What?
-Nah, I'm just kidding.

471
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,170
I'm a normal talking dog.