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Oh sure, just leave
that old skin anywhere.

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Dirty reptiles.

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Stan, I'm bouncing off the walls.

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Tomorrow is the first day of school,

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and I just want to get there already.

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If only I could fast forward through time.

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Do what dogs do to skip over
the boring parts of life: nap.

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That's what I was doing
while you were talking just now.

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All I heard was,
"Stan, I'm bouncing off the..."

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Fast forward through time.

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I'm too excited to nap.

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I'm gonna be a high school freshman.

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No!

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It should be fresh-woman.

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No! Fresh-person.

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Consider "fresh-mammal."

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It's more inclusive,

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while keeping out those dirty reptiles.

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I'm pretty stoked that
I'm going to be a senior now.

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I get the senior discount at the movies

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and the early bird special at the diner.

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Tyler, that's for senior citizens.

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Oh, that's why
there are so many old ladies

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at my swim aerobics class
at the senior center.

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Well, I'm still excited
about the senior prank

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I'm gonna pull on
the first day of school.

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Wait, aren't senior pranks
usually at the end of the year?

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Yeah. But if you do it
at the end of the year, then you're gone.

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You don't get to baste in the glory.

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You "bask" in the glory.

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You "baste" in the juices of meat.

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And even if it weren't
a senior citizen center... really?

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Swim aerobics?

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It's low impact and it's very satisfying
being the best one.

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And about this basting thing,
tell me more about the meaty juices.

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Oh, and talk real slow.

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Check this out.
I've planned the perfect prank.

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I'm gonna run the groundskeeper's hose

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into the school commons
and get everything wet.

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Tyler, there's nothing the least
bit clever about that.

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Right, like you could do better.

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Please. I could do so much better.

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But pranks are against the rules,
so you're on your own.

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Fine.

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All the puddles. Classic.

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No. No, it's not!

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If you just ran the hose--

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Rules exist for a reason.

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Everything will be wet!

50
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Rules are important
but so is doing things right!

51
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You just came up
with this lame prank on purpose

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knowing I wouldn't be able
to resist fixing it, didn't you?

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Yep, thought of it at the senior center

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while I was playing pinochle
with Mildred and the girls.

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Told you that would work, Stan.

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Stan?

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Stan, are you in there--

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STAN: Basting in meaty juices?

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Maybe.

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STAN: As I was basting,

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I got to thinking about pranks,

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and decided to try one on Robert.

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He thought he was reaching for a banana.

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( Stan laughing )

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Oh, Robert, the look on your face.

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It's priceless!

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( Stan laughing )

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( theme music playing )

69
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Can you believe it?

70
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We're finally in high school.

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I know it's the same commons
for high school and middle school,

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but it feels so different.

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Nothing's different.
They haven't even taken the banner down

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from three months ago.

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AVERY: "Have a great summer."

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I had a lousy one.

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No banner's gonna tell me what to do.

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Hey, Lindsay, you're not wearing a hat.

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You look great. I love the new look.

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Yeah. It wasn't intentional.

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My hat blew off. I look like a freak!

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I need to hide!

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So how is everyone?

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Well, I'm really excited
for fresh-mammal year.

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That's a thing
I promised somebody I'd try.

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Didn't work. Forget it ever happened.

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Oh, there's the new principal.

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Apparently, he's always eavesdropping
on students' conversations.

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I heard that.

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I listen to you kids to make sure
that you're following the rules.

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I'm a stickler for rules. Here.
Have a "stickler for rules" sticker.

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But don't stick them on school property.
That's a rule.

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You guys ready
for the best senior prank ever?

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Aren't senior pranks supposed to be--

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At the end of the year,
yes, but this way I can...

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enjoy the glory.

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Couldn't remember if it was "bask"
or "baste," could you?

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No, I could not but I found a workaround.

99
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So the prank is ready to go.

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Countdown to awesome!

101
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10... 9...

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awesome!

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Water slide!

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( cheering )

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What happened? What's going on?

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That's right. Listen up, everybody!

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I'm Tyler James. And I did this. Yeah!

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I heard that.

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Though the way you shouted,
even my mom in Tucson heard it.

110
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She called to say,
"Get that Tyler James kid."

111
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So I will.

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This school has a zero tolerance policy
for senior pranks.

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You're expelled.

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( all gasp )

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Making you proud, Mama!

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( bell ringing )

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Everybody to class! Here we go.

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What is going on?

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Go ahead. It's your move, boo.

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Are they still pretending
to be boyfriend and girlfriend?

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It's developmentally appropriate
role-playing at this age.

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Like when we make cleaning the house

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more fun by pretending to be dust thieves.

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That's not role-playing.

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That's just you being... super cute.

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I don't like that.

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I'm going to try again.

128
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Wait, you don't get to go again.

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You rolled a seven,
you have to move seven.

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Tiffany lets me roll
until I get a number I like.

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Who's Tiffany?

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One of my other girlfriends.

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One, two, three--

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Whoa! Back up.

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Three, two, one.

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I don't mean back up your piece.

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I mean, how many girlfriends do you have?

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You have four?

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Yes.

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You can't have four.

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We never said
we wouldn't have play dates

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with other people.

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Where's your bathroom?

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I can't believe it, Stan.

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He's having play dates with other girls.

146
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What should I do?

147
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Should I break up with him?

148
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I don't know, Chloe.

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On the one hand, if you want
a committed relationship

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and he can't give you that,

151
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then you shouldn't invest time
where there's no future.

152
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On the other hand,

153
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you're both eight!

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Thanks, Stan.

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I think I know what I need to do.

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I couldn't find the bathroom,

157
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but I found the banana room.

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You mean the kitchen?

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Mason, I can't see you anymore.

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I'm right here.

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No, I can see you

162
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but I just can't be
your girlfriend anymore.

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I don't understand.

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Is it because I peed in your banana room?

165
00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:04,995
No. It's because
you have other girlfriends.

166
00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,745
And now it's also partly
because you peed in my banana room.

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( sighs )

168
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Oh, boy.

169
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Honey,

170
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I know something's been
bothering you lately.

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What is it?

172
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I think my thumbs are shrinking.

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Honey, you're just pulling them down.

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I'm just giving you a time lapse

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of what it's going to look like in a year.

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Tell me, Bennett.

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Tell me. What do you think?

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Tyler! Hey, buddy. How was school today?

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Oh, you haven't heard?

180
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Heard what?

181
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How awesome you guys are.

182
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Yeah, I-- All I could
talk about at school was

183
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how awesome and understanding
my parents are.

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BOTH: You got expelled?

185
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How did you get that
from awesome and understanding?

186
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The same way we knew that

187
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"I want to grow up
to be like both of you" meant--

188
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BOTH: "The reindeer
from the Christmas tree lot

189
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"is tied up in my bedroom."

190
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This was just a fun prank.

191
00:08:00,291 --> 00:08:02,171
And it was nothing
like that Blitzen incident.

192
00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:04,000
In this case,
no one got scratched by an antler,

193
00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,253
stepped on by a hoof,
or had their ear viciously nibbled.

194
00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:07,883
Why did he do all those things to me?

195
00:08:09,917 --> 00:08:11,037
Look, this is serious, Tyler.

196
00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:12,995
Getting expelled is the worst punishment
you can get.

197
00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:15,463
No, losing your trust
is the worst punishment

198
00:08:15,542 --> 00:08:16,882
because you're the greatest parents ever.

199
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BOTH: You're calling us from jail?

200
00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:23,963
Mom, Dad, don't be so mad at Tyler.

201
00:08:24,041 --> 00:08:26,001
Getting expelled wasn't all his fault.

202
00:08:26,083 --> 00:08:27,463
Oh, really? Whose fault was it?

203
00:08:27,542 --> 00:08:29,582
Mine. It was all my fault.

204
00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:31,247
Tyler, you don't have to do that.

205
00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:32,963
Avery, thanks for trying to help.

206
00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:35,081
But I'm going to have
to accept responsibility for this.

207
00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,826
Well, I just don't know
what to say, Tyler.

208
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I was hoping you would graduate

209
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while I was still able
to give you the thumbs up.

210
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Time is running out.

211
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The whole prank was my idea, Stan.

212
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And when I started to say that,

213
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Tyler jumped in and took all the blame.

214
00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:52,708
And are you wearing my dad's bike shorts?

215
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What choice do I have
if I want to ride a bike?

216
00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:57,670
Good point.

217
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I just feel so guilty about Tyler.

218
00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:01,745
Oh, when dogs feel guilty,

219
00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,584
we put our tail between our legs.

220
00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:04,667
I don't have a tail.

221
00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:07,130
So you're saying
I may not have helped you

222
00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:09,458
by cutting holes
in the back of all your pants.

223
00:09:09,542 --> 00:09:11,672
Man, I feel really bad about that.

224
00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:16,793
It's just not right
that I'm not sharing the blame.

225
00:09:17,458 --> 00:09:18,828
Not that I'd get in trouble anyway.

226
00:09:18,917 --> 00:09:20,167
Teachers love me.

227
00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,500
In fact, I bet if I confess,

228
00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:23,833
nothing will even happen to me

229
00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:25,627
and Tyler won't be in trouble anymore.

230
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I'll probably get a school spirit medal.

231
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You're expelled.

232
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That's not a school spirit medal.

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( clattering )

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STAN: Ride a bike...

235
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check.

236
00:09:39,834 --> 00:09:41,834
Geez, there's no rule against this.

237
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I don't know what to do.

238
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What do you mean, I'm expelled?

239
00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,752
How can I be expelled?

240
00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:57,464
There's a zero tolerance
policy for senior pranks.

241
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You just told me
that you planned the one

242
00:09:58,917 --> 00:09:59,997
yesterday with your brother.

243
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,633
But Principal Lawson...

244
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,917
Uh. I am no longer your principal,

245
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,455
so you can call me Tim.

246
00:10:06,417 --> 00:10:08,787
I know that doesn't make this better,
but it's a fact.

247
00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:11,789
Avery...

248
00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,245
What just happened?

249
00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:16,076
I can't be expelled from school.

250
00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:18,787
This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to me.

251
00:10:18,875 --> 00:10:21,375
Oh, Avery... Come here.

252
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,671
( laughing )

253
00:10:26,291 --> 00:10:27,541
I'm sorry, guys.

254
00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:29,165
I laugh in upsetting situations.

255
00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,250
I'm a sad-laugher.

256
00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:31,293
It's a thing.

257
00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:34,247
This is sad.

258
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,173
I love school more than anything.

259
00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,920
Oh, Avery...

260
00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:41,415
( laughing )

261
00:10:42,625 --> 00:10:43,955
I'm trying to get help.

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00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:46,383
I'm in a support group.
There they are now.

263
00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:50,498
Cindy's boyfriend just broke up with her.

264
00:10:53,709 --> 00:10:55,459
How could they expel you?

265
00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:56,712
I don't know.

266
00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:58,294
Tim just wouldn't listen.

267
00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:03,963
Now how will I get into a top college?

268
00:11:04,041 --> 00:11:05,791
How will I become president one day

269
00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:07,625
with this black mark on my record?

270
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:11,039
It'll be okay, Avery.
We'll figure something out.

271
00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:13,995
We'll just dig up worse dirt
on your political opponents.

272
00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:18,002
But I wanted to run a clean campaign.

273
00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:21,923
The leaks will never be
traced back to you.

274
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,040
Trust your mother.

275
00:11:29,542 --> 00:11:31,172
Okay, Chloe. Go get it.

276
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:37,628
I don't think this is how fetch
is supposed to work.

277
00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:39,579
No, I'm pretty sure it is.

278
00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:42,959
Hi, Chloe.

279
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,500
I'm here for our play date.

280
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,382
No more play dates.
We broke up, remember?

281
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,538
I thought that was just for yesterday.

282
00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:51,955
No. It's for every day.

283
00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:54,881
Okay, I'll go. See you tomorrow.

284
00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:58,495
Mason, no. That's not what I mean.

285
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,173
I don't understand.

286
00:12:00,709 --> 00:12:03,499
Man, I bet this is why
they say break ups are hard.

287
00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:06,457
You want to know what else is hard?

288
00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:09,538
The floor at the bottom
of a spiral staircase.

289
00:12:14,709 --> 00:12:17,249
You need to go, Mason,
and think about what you really want.

290
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,503
I want a pretzel.

291
00:12:20,542 --> 00:12:22,882
I get why he's so popular
with the ladies.

292
00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:26,883
Yup. There's something about him.

293
00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:35,211
Sweetie, you've been obsessing
all day about being expelled.

294
00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:36,711
Take your mind off
of it for a little while.

295
00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:38,422
Come watch some judge shows with your mom.

296
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,460
I can't. I've got to figure out
a way to get back into school.

297
00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:44,537
I don't have time to hear about
how you would have made a fantastic judge.

298
00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:46,455
You know, I would have made
a fantastic judge.

299
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:49,575
"You're charged with singing songs

300
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:51,377
"in the shower and waking your neighbors.

301
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:55,248
"I find you guilty of assault
with a medley weapon."

302
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,133
( laughs ) Good one, your honor.

303
00:12:58,375 --> 00:12:59,825
Good morning, everyone.

304
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:04,037
Tyler, it's 3:00 in the afternoon.
Are you just waking up?

305
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:08,131
No.

306
00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:11,327
So you loving your vacay as much as I am?

307
00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:14,497
Expulsion is not vacay.
Quit calling it vacay.

308
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,083
It's a totes horb sitch.

309
00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:18,497
Oh, my gosh, I've got
to get back into school.

310
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:20,878
It's okay.

311
00:13:20,959 --> 00:13:23,039
The more words you lose,
the happier you'll.

312
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:26,790
No, Tyler.

313
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:27,825
I've figured it out.

314
00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:29,457
I've been reviewing the school bylaws.

315
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,502
And it says,

316
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:33,213
we can appeal the expulsion
to a tribunal.

317
00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:35,171
If we win, we're back in.

318
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:37,330
No way. I like not going to.

319
00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:42,289
Well, we're gonna have to figure out
some school for you both.

320
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:43,375
You have to graduate.

321
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:44,748
I'll go to school here.

322
00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:45,924
You can do that home schooling thing.

323
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,630
Tyler, home schooling is serious.

324
00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:49,999
It's a lot of work,
and I don't know if I'm up to it.

325
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:52,173
It's not like being a TV judge
where you can just say,

326
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,880
"You stole cleaning supplies
from a department store.

327
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,539
"You're guilty of mop-lifting."

328
00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:58,878
My judgments have a comedic bent.

329
00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:00,169
I'm fair but funny.

330
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:04,825
Come on, Mom. If you teach us,
it'll be a chance for us to bond.

331
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,127
I do like bonding.

332
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:09,378
Mom isn't a teacher, she's a judge.

333
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:10,918
I am more of a judge.

334
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:13,788
Nothing you can say will convince me

335
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,375
that learning at home
isn't better than getting unexpelled.

336
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,828
If we learn at home,
the hottest chick in school

337
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:19,997
will be your sister.

338
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,133
We need to go to the tribunal
and get unexpelled.

339
00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,919
Hey, Chloe, you want to see my new trick?

340
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,710
Rub my belly and pat my head
at the same time.

341
00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:33,002
Okay.

342
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,328
So what's the trick?

343
00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:38,917
I tricked you into rubbing my belly

344
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,880
and patting my head at the same time.

345
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,630
( doorbell ringing )

346
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:52,501
Mason, I can't hear any music.
Your headphones are plugged in.

347
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:56,253
What? I can't hear you!
My headphones are plugged in!

348
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,575
Unplug your headphones!

349
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,627
What? I can't hear you!

350
00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:03,879
Should I unplug my headphones?

351
00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:05,632
Yes!

352
00:15:05,709 --> 00:15:06,749
What?

353
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,666
♪ When you're driving down the street ♪

354
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:12,830
It's your favorite song.

355
00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:14,787
Because I want you to be
my girlfriend again.

356
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,075
It's not my favorite song.

357
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,208
Maybe it was Tiffany's favorite.

358
00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:20,632
Or Molly's.

359
00:15:20,709 --> 00:15:21,959
Or Chloe's?

360
00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:23,541
I'm Chloe!

361
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,628
Mason, I like that you made an effort.

362
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,499
And we are just in the third grade.

363
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,083
Turn it off, and I'll forgive you.

364
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,206
-( increases volume )
-That's making it louder.

365
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,748
Now you just started it
from the beginning.

366
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:38,134
( switches off )

367
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,328
I don't want to play with other girls.

368
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,540
I just want to have play dates with you.

369
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:43,880
Every single day.

370
00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:45,419
Okay.

371
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:48,165
Thanks, Molly.

372
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,000
I'm Chloe!

373
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,917
Man, you're lucky
there's something about you.

374
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,460
Max, you're on the tribunal?

375
00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:03,382
I'm the student rep.

376
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:05,128
I have an interest in tribunals

377
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:07,328
because one of my ancestors
was declared a witch

378
00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:09,207
in 17th century Salem.

379
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,881
Her family giggled in grief
when she was burned at the stake.

380
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,330
It's hereditary.

381
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,380
Quiet, everyone.

382
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,080
Please take your seats
so we can get this over with.

383
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:19,666
I have a very busy afternoon.

384
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,670
I have to go pretend to care
about a volleyball game.

385
00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:25,789
Ladies and Gentlemen of the tribunal,

386
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:28,375
I will demonstrate, incontrovertibly,

387
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:29,828
and beyond a reasonable doubt--

388
00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:31,287
Yeah, just call your first witness.

389
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:34,495
I object! The plaintiff should be allowed
to conclude her statement.

390
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,923
This isn't a court, and even if it were,

391
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,210
you don't get to object.

392
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,170
I object to that, too.

393
00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:46,167
At home, I could just go in the other room
when she does this.

394
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,083
Call your first witness, Miss Jennings.

395
00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:52,457
I don't know why I'm so nervous up here.

396
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:53,922
I feel like I'm on trial.

397
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,880
And I mean, it's not like
I've done anything wrong.

398
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:58,421
All right, I confess!

399
00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:00,832
My dad bought us two smoothies
but he was only charged for one!

400
00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:02,287
He didn't say anything!
And we drank them both!

401
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:03,375
Go easy on him!

402
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,745
Getting expelled has been
so hard on Avery and Tyler.

403
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:11,208
I'm sorry I haven't been
there for you guys.

404
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:15,044
I've been going through
a really messy break-up.

405
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,495
But we're back together now.

406
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,043
It's been a roller coaster.

407
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,830
My image is obscured
for my own protection.

408
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,787
Certain members of the cat mafia
have made some threats.

409
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:31,043
But I just want to say that
Avery and Tyler are great kids.

410
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,455
They're loyal friends,

411
00:17:32,542 --> 00:17:34,882
they're always there for me,
and most of all,

412
00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:36,629
they pick up my poop in the park.

413
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:42,166
How did I get here?
I don't understand.

414
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:47,325
I would now like to call
on my friends to testify.

415
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,167
Unfortunately, they're all in detention

416
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,830
for jumping on the tables
and screaming in the cafeteria.

417
00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:53,247
But they told me to do this.

418
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:56,251
Whoo! Yeah! That's right!

419
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,883
Tyler's the man!

420
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,751
I'll allow it.

421
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,670
I put parental locks
on the court channel,

422
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,580
but she figures out the code.

423
00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:10,381
In conclusion, as today's witnesses

424
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:14,288
have made very clear,
we are good, honest people,

425
00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:16,455
the salt of the earth, the kind of people

426
00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:17,712
who make America great.

427
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,252
Am I exaggerating? Yes.

428
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:20,673
A very American trait.

429
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,880
And it has been for a million years.

430
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:29,793
The point is, we meant no harm

431
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,875
and are very sorry that we broke a rule.

432
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,127
Tyler's a great guy.

433
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,788
He took all the blame
for our parents just to protect me.

434
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,706
And the only reason Avery was expelled

435
00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:42,497
is because she confessed,
thinking it would help me.

436
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:44,583
At least she should get unexpelled.

437
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:47,247
She's a great sister
and she doesn't deserve this.

438
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:48,543
Thanks, Tyler.

439
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,035
No, no. No, no.

440
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:57,035
Honey, honey, honey...
Please just sit down already.

441
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,285
You're embarrassing yourself.

442
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,325
I'm not embarrassed.

443
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:01,077
Okay, then you're embarrassing me.

444
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,208
As much as I'd like to keep this going

445
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:05,631
and miss the volleyball game,

446
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,079
it's happening here in the commons

447
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:08,126
and they have to set up now.

448
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:14,417
The appeal is denied.
The expulsion stands.

449
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,830
-What?
-It's the letter of the law.

450
00:19:16,917 --> 00:19:20,747
School rules clearly state zero tolerance
towards senior pranks.

451
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,129
That concludes the tribunal.

452
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,832
Look, I'm really sorry, Avery.

453
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,253
I shouldn't have let you
help me to begin with.

454
00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:33,079
It's a senior prank.
You're not even a senior.

455
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,455
Wait a minute.

456
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,165
I'm not a senior. Hold on.

457
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,630
Resume the tribunal!

458
00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:41,749
( players groan )

459
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,500
You don't get to resume the tribunal.

460
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:45,833
PLAYERS: Yeah!

461
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,075
I get to resume the tribunal.

462
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:49,496
Tribunal resumed!

463
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:51,083
PLAYERS: Oh!

464
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,955
As I was saying,
the letter of the law says,

465
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:58,331
"no senior pranks,"
but I'm not a senior,

466
00:19:58,417 --> 00:20:00,417
so by definition, what I did can't be

467
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,500
a senior prank, so I can't be expelled!

468
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,583
Well, that is the letter
of the law, but--

469
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,583
Fine, Avery, you're back in school.

470
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,077
I am no longer Tim to you.

471
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:13,879
But Tyler, you are a senior.
You are still expelled.

472
00:20:13,959 --> 00:20:15,209
Call me Tim.

473
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:20,673
Wait, wait. The prank was done
before the first bell

474
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,170
on the first day of school.

475
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:24,250
The school year
hadn't officially started yet.

476
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,133
So Tyler wasn't a senior either.

477
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,878
Before the first bell, Miss Jennings?

478
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,709
I think that's a bit of a technicality.

479
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,922
No, it's the letter of the law.

480
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,420
Bam! In your face.

481
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,880
Sorry, too far. Principals love me.

482
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,079
We're going to be very good friends.

483
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,580
Your punishment is reduced

484
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,787
to a suspension of time served plus

485
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,625
however long this volleyball game takes.

486
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,129
I am not sitting through it alone.

487
00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:48,327
No offense, coach.

488
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,631
( cheering )

489
00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:55,827
If only you were in Salem in 1692,

490
00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:58,577
then my ancestor Goody Edelstein
would still be with us.

491
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,707
Wouldn't she have passed
from natural causes by now?

492
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:02,582
Maybe not. She was a witch.

493
00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:06,917
STAN: It was nice
how Avery and Tyler stood up

494
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,080
for each other today.

495
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:10,418
And I learned something really important.

496
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,420
That Max's last name is Edelstein.

497
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,330
Who knew?

498
00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:16,712
And also that pranks can be fun,

499
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:18,672
but they can also go too far.

500
00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:20,830
Especially when the prankee decides

501
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:22,877
to get even with the pranker.

502
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:28,208
Touche, Robert. Touche.

503
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:37,997
Mason, you just ate the last five carrots.
I wanted one.

504
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,173
I'm sorry.

505
00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:41,212
I know how to make it up to you.

506
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:43,285
( music plays )

507
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:48,042
Mason, I told you, I don't like that song.

508
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:49,575
I don't understand.

509
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,582
I don't understand either,
but somehow, we work.

510
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,793
Bennett, why don't you ever serenade me

511
00:21:57,875 --> 00:21:59,575
with a boombox over your head?

512
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:00,917
Because it's a cliche

513
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,750
from an '80s teen romantic comedy

514
00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:04,254
and I think you're better than that.

515
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:10,833
This makes me happy.

516
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,577
I don't understand.