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嘿，斯坦。
我放学回家了。

2
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你今天过得怎么样？

3
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惊人的。

4
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Your mom walked through a huge spider web
with her mouth open in the yard.

5
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她完全吓坏了。
（尖叫声）

6
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“蜘蛛在我嘴里！
蜘蛛在我嘴里！”

7
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（笑）

8
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不是在她嘴里。

9
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它在她的头发里。

10
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艾伦：啊！啊!蜘蛛爬进我的头发了！

11
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蜘蛛爬进我的头发了！

12
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哦，她找到了。

13
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你今天过得怎么样？

14
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极好的！

15
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今天在生物，
we learned about photosynthesis.

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It's how plants make their own food
在他们的身体里。

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哇！
他们的身体里会产生培根吗？

18
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-你在想一头猪。
-I certainly am.

19
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我每天都学到新东西。

20
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当然，我可以阅读
或者上网查一下。

21
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但身临其境才让它变得生动起来。

22
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所以，这就像区别
之间

23
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reading a play
去剧院。

24
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Yes, Stan.确切地。

25
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Well, what's that like?
因为我从来没有做过这两件事。

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It's like school.

27
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哇！

28
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Stan: Avery makes school
sound so exciting.

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可惜规则规定狗不能去。

30
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Good thing the rules don't apply to a dog
搭配返校装。

31
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Just your typical middle school student,

32
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cruising in a little late
因为他追错了公共汽车。

33
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Who can give an example
小说中的象征意义？

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Anyone who hasn't answered
the last 10 questions?

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Come on, anyone?

36
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Cassidy, Cole,

37
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Dan, Lindsay, Max,

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Jack, Ben,

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dog, Leslie, Sarah?

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有人知道答案吗？

41
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And anyone know
为什么我的班级里有一只狗？

42
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哦，我知道答案。

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我很抱歉，斯塔尔先生。
这是我的狗。

44
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我知道你在想什么。

45
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当然，这是艾弗里的狗。
他举起了爪子。

46
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对此感到抱歉。

47
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模仿是最真诚的
奉承的形式。

48
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你模仿的是谁？

49
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没有人。
我会带他离开这里。

50
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可惜这只是艾弗里的狗
穿着街头服装。

51
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我本来希望学校
终于有了一只少年狼。

52
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又是一次失望。

53
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没有了小狼，我们的篮球队
永远不会赢得季后赛。

54
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谈论失望。

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（主题音乐播放）

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嘿，亲爱的。
你想吃点零食吗？

57
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我想要一个男朋友。

58
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水果皮怎么样？

59
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泰勒有女朋友了
艾弗里有一个男朋友，

60
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现在我想要一个。

61
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亲爱的，我想
对于男朋友来说你还太年轻了。

62
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此外，
当我还是个女孩的时候

63
00:03:04,792 --> 00:03:06,212
并决定
我想要一个男朋友，

64
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我花了两年时间
终于得到一个。

65
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你不能只说
你想要一个男朋友然后出去

66
00:03:10,792 --> 00:03:12,252
并找个男朋友
就这样。

67
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怎么交到这样的男朋友？

68
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嗯，很高兴认识你，年轻人。

69
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So, boyfriend, huh?

70
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It was a little weird
我也是第一次听说

71
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but you get used to it.

72
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但就这样吧，克洛伊？
Walk me through it.

73
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你刚才问他，他就说是吗？

74
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我没有问他，我告诉他了。

75
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“梅森，你是我的男朋友。”

76
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然后我给了他其中之一。
( clicks tongue )

77
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我应该尝试一下。

78
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Plus, she gave me
午餐队伍中的小可爱们，

79
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so I kind of owed her.

80
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Front cutsies.

81
00:03:42,542 --> 00:03:44,292
这些都是非常好的指示。

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Ellen, you do realize
你再也不会约会了吗？

83
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特别是作为二年级学生？

84
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我知道，我知道。

85
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痛苦的时候想想还是很有趣的

86
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过去未解决的问题的方式。

87
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-让我给你们孩子们准备点零食吧。
-呃，你坐下来放松一下。

88
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-我会做的。
-谢谢。 That's so gallant.

89
00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:04,918
我要去收拾我的背包了

90
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-You sit down and relax.
-我会做的。

91
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谢谢。 That's so gallant.

92
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What's "gallant"?

93
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这是体贴和尊重的。

94
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Oh, he's supes gallant.

95
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嘿，我怎么又回到这里了？

96
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来吧，我们去玩吧。

97
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他真可爱。

98
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你认为他就是那个人吗？

99
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亲爱的，他们只是在模仿我们的行为。

100
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这是完全正常的童年
角色扮演。这没有任何意义。

101
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那么，你有女朋友吗
二年级？

102
00:04:36,166 --> 00:04:38,956
哦，是的。事实上，她给了我
午餐队伍中最前面的美眉们。

103
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除了我之外，其他人怎么知道这件事？

104
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艾弗里，我很抱歉
潜入你的班级。

105
00:04:48,709 --> 00:04:50,379
但我学到了很多。

106
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主要是通过嗅闻所有学生。

107
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你认识很多孩子吗
你们班上有夜泳者吗？

108
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哇！

109
00:04:57,458 --> 00:04:59,458
斯坦，很抱歉你不能去上学。

110
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我知道我的感受
如果我不能去学校的话。

111
00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:04,828
虽然没有办法
他们可以把我拒之门外。

112
00:05:04,917 --> 00:05:06,877
我会穿越隧道，我会跳伞，
我会——

113
00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:09,629
我要学法式足战
然后踢我进去。

114
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这很奇怪。
我花了很多时间去弄清楚

115
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怎样才能不去上学
虽然我不介意

116
00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:18,915
如果是学法式步战
因为这听起来棒极了。

117
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嘿，你知道吗？

118
00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:23,708
去年有一个孩子，安迪，

119
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谁被困在家里
两条腿断了。

120
00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:28,460
-他是用法国脚斗术做的吗？
-不。

121
00:05:28,709 --> 00:05:30,039
或许。我不知道。

122
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重点是他有一个机器人
为他填补了

123
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当他的腿断了的时候。

124
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-所以，机器人完成了所有的战斗？
-不。

125
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或许。不！

126
00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:41,463
就为了孩子去上学了。

127
00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:45,002
他通过平板电脑进行互动
附在机器人上。

128
00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:48,333
就像安迪真的在学校一样
所有的工作都是他自己做的。

129
00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:52,035
所以这是一个书呆子机器人
谁害怕战斗。

130
00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:58,133
斯坦，如果我们能得到
学校里的那个机器人

131
00:05:58,208 --> 00:06:01,418
我可以给你报名
我们可以一起去学校。

132
00:06:01,542 --> 00:06:03,922
我会分享
我最喜欢的事情，学校，

133
00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,250
和你在一起，我最好的朋友。

134
00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:07,583
-听起来很棒。
-是的！

135
00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,747
-我们可以一起吃零食。
-我喜欢吃零食。

136
00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:12,424
-我们可以一起步行去上课。
-我喜欢散步。

137
00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,880
-我们可以见面一起学习。
-我爱吃肉！

138
00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,875
拜托，拜托，拜托，
艾弗里，给我那个机器人。

139
00:06:19,041 --> 00:06:20,541
我想要它胜过一切。

140
00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:22,745
除了定制衣柜改造。

141
00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:25,254
我的西装有一半是折叠的。
我是什么，一个农民？

142
00:06:26,625 --> 00:06:28,495
我们只需要编一些故事

143
00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:30,633
关于为什么你不能在身体上
在学校。

144
00:06:30,709 --> 00:06:32,709
我们可以说你的父母
是天体物理学家

145
00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,792
在南极洲
他们正在研究伽马射线爆发

146
00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:37,285
你不能去那里上学
因为没有学校。

147
00:06:37,375 --> 00:06:39,375
好主意。
那是从哪里来的？

148
00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:42,498
就像我说的，我花了很多时间
弄清楚如何离开学校。

149
00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:45,833
只是不知道如何获得
爸爸妈妈都是天体物理学家。

150
00:06:45,917 --> 00:06:47,247
不管我怎么暗示。

151
00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:48,877
所以...

152
00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:51,670
……明星很有趣吧？

153
00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:01,962
你在里面还好吗，斯坦？

154
00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:05,748
这个鞋柜是完美的地方
来控制机器人。

155
00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:08,384
我在学校，周围都是旧鞋子。

156
00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:10,378
这就像梦想成真。

157
00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:13,128
幸好不是梦在哪里
我没穿裤子出现。

158
00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:15,325
哦，不！

159
00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:17,918
我仍然认为这样会更安全

160
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,750
让您在家中即可控制机器人。

161
00:07:19,834 --> 00:07:22,964
决不。我想在学校
所以我离你更近了。

162
00:07:23,041 --> 00:07:25,581
重点是
我们正在分享这个，对吗？

163
00:07:25,667 --> 00:07:27,707
Plus, I'd get way too distracted at home.

164
00:07:27,792 --> 00:07:29,422
Your mom's been learning Swedish.

165
00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:32,250
( speaking in foreign language )

166
00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:34,883
My gums bleed when I brush my teeth.

167
00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:39,293
——为什么她是——
-不经常使用牙线吗？

168
00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:40,995
Yeah, I wondered that, too.

169
00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:43,998
So we ready for my big entrance?

170
00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:46,578
Let me turn this thing on.

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00:07:47,959 --> 00:07:49,379
（欢快的音乐响起）

172
00:07:51,834 --> 00:07:53,584
斯坦.

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00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,461
非常酷的音乐。
开学第一天

174
00:07:56,542 --> 00:07:58,382
and you're really making your mark.

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00:07:58,458 --> 00:08:01,208
不错的入口，斯坦。
Now let's introduce you to everybody.

176
00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:04,328
Where'd you get the picture of this kid?

177
00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,917
He's one of my BMX buddies.
He goes to another school.

178
00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,040
I bought him some mint ice cream
in exchange for taking his picture.

179
00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:14,963
有点悲伤。
Still eats ice cream like a 5-year-old.

180
00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:17,131
You do not want to see
what he does with pudding.

181
00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:20,915
I said you didn't want to see it.

182
00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:23,036
对不起，对不起。

183
00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:26,080
Oh, no, did Andy break his legs again?

184
00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:29,576
That kid's got to stop trying to jump off
the top bunk into his pants.

185
00:08:30,291 --> 00:08:33,081
Oh, no, this is the new virtual student.

186
00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:36,125
他和父母住在一起
at a research station

187
00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:37,378
在南极洲。

188
00:08:37,542 --> 00:08:39,212
Oh, so you're distant and cold.

189
00:08:39,291 --> 00:08:40,581
我是马克斯。

190
00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:43,252
你好。我是林赛。

191
00:08:43,375 --> 00:08:44,785
Stan: I'm Stan.

192
00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,210
Stan, uh, Shoe Bin.

193
00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:48,541
斯坦·舒宾。

194
00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:51,125
是的，这听起来像一个名字
and not just a hiding place.

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00:08:51,917 --> 00:08:53,497
（音乐继续）

196
00:08:55,125 --> 00:08:56,325
(confetti bursts)

197
00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:00,133
Normally I don't go for showboats,

198
00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,998
但是这个舒彬小子
is just the right amount of wrong.

199
00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:12,495
所以罗密欧与朱丽叶，
就像我的人生一样，是一场悲剧，

200
00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:17,960
although Romeo and Juliet never lived
在他们更成功的兄弟的车库里。

201
00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:21,919
我真的很支持他
for Teacher of the Year.

202
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,250
This is his time.

203
00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:26,825
Is this brother's garage thing
gonna be on the test?

204
00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:28,167
是的。

205
00:09:29,709 --> 00:09:31,039
Isn't this great, Stan?

206
00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:34,125
We're gonna spend the next hour
learning about Romeo and Juliet

207
00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:37,288
and then you and I can continue
the discussion on our own time.

208
00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:39,625
Stan: Yes!最后
I get to do this with you.

209
00:09:39,834 --> 00:09:42,044
Let the excitement begin.

210
00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:45,130
And then Juliet said: "Wilt thou be gone?

211
00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:47,078
"It is not yet near day.

212
00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:50,131
"It was the nightingale and not the lark

213
00:09:50,291 --> 00:09:52,791
"that pierced the fearful
hollow of thine ear."

214
00:09:53,041 --> 00:09:54,671
这太令人感动了。

215
00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,500
我哭了。
你不是吗？

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00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:58,424
( Stan snores )

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00:09:58,792 --> 00:10:01,172
斯坦！
No sleeping in class.

218
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:03,170
什么？
我没有睡着。

219
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,420
也许我只是饿了。

220
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,830
我吃点零食可以吗？

221
00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:08,125
( munching )

222
00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:14,327
舒宾老师，上课不许吃东西
除非你给每个人带来了足够的东西。

223
00:10:20,959 --> 00:10:22,919
哎呀，我把这个尖端弄断了。

224
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,880
在这里，我给你磨一下。

225
00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:26,419
谢谢。 So gallant.

226
00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,753
I'm really glad you
告诉我我是你男朋友

227
00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:30,964
然后给了我其中一张。
（咔嚓舌头）

228
00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:33,915
我去给我们买点零食。

229
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,330
但我应该警告你，
我是一个糟糕的厨师。

230
00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:41,334
贝内特，我很欣赏
你正在洗碗，

231
00:10:41,417 --> 00:10:43,167
但你到处都有水。

232
00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:45,630
-你是谁，七岁？
-我只是想帮忙。

233
00:10:45,709 --> 00:10:48,209
为我做更多的工作？
就好像你不在乎一样。

234
00:10:48,291 --> 00:10:51,671
我不会，但我还在做
这让我真的很特别。

235
00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:55,707
而我就是那个被困住的人
清理你的特殊混乱。

236
00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:57,082
但没关系，没关系。

237
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,750
我把所有的蜡笔都削尖了
所以他们很友善而且尖刻，

238
00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:03,924
就像你喜欢他们一样。

239
00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,541
Mason, there are shavings everywhere.

240
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,665
七岁，你是什么人？

241
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,080
下个月。

242
00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:11,958
看看你的裤子。

243
00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,751
There's crayon all over them.

244
00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:15,254
It's like you don't care!

245
00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:18,077
But it makes them colorful.

246
00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:19,746
我有彩虹裤。

247
00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:21,134
I thought you'd like that.

248
00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:25,328
但我是被困住的人
cleaning up your rainbow mess.

249
00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:27,127
但没关系，没关系。

250
00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:30,206
那就好，那就好。

251
00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:33,418
不，这不好。
我们正在战斗。

252
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:35,384
是我裤子的问题吗？

253
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:36,958
我不明白。

254
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:39,833
I don't understand either,
but this is what's happening!

255
00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:45,133
泰勒，我不喜欢上学。

256
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:48,383
艾弗里说得听起来很令人兴奋，
但这不适合我。

257
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,498
I'm a dog,
I want to take naps,

258
00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:53,043
并有院子时间和接飞盘。

259
00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:54,788
听起来棒极了。

260
00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:56,495
Maybe I'm a dog, too.

261
00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:59,375
我该怎么办艾弗里？

262
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,708
She's so excited
关于我们一起做这件事。

263
00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:03,672
就告诉她吧。
She'll understand.

264
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:06,210
她知道没有人爱
school the way she does.

265
00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:09,671
斯坦，这对我来说意义重大
终于拥有了别人

266
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,580
谁和我一样热爱学校。

267
00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:14,961
Yeah, about that,
there's something I have to tell you.

268
00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:17,581
I signed us up to do
the history project together.

269
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:20,417
哦，这将会是
so amazing for our friendship.

270
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,080
I don't really share a love of school
with Max and Lindsay.

271
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:25,076
It's so great this can be our thing.

272
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:27,036
So, what was it
you were going to tell me?

273
00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:31,375
Uh, how great it is
that we share our love of school.

274
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,129
We are totally on the same wavelength.

275
00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,628
I'm gonna go right now
and start thinking about--

276
00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:38,879
-Lunch meats.
-Ideas for the project.

277
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,924
So, did you tell
艾弗里学校不适合你？

278
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,710
I couldn't.
她太兴奋了

279
00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:53,082
how this was going to be
我们的友谊非常好。

280
00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:55,826
好吧，如果你被困在这里，就做我做的事。
充分利用它。

281
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:59,327
嗯，我想学校比
坐在家里和妈妈一起出去玩。

282
00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:00,923
（笑声）

283
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,921
-Good one, Shubin.
-Yeah, it was.

284
00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,131
嘭！

285
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:10,498
当我做一些这件事时，请退后一步。

286
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,630
All: Whoa!

287
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:14,501
( Stan chuckles )

288
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,127
好吧，我最好去Bio。

289
00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:17,788
Hey, some of us
are in the same class.

290
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,285
我们都可以坐在后面
一起取笑一切。

291
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,575
-你的意思是我们不需要学习？
-（大家都笑了）

292
00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:24,292
你很顺利，舒宾。

293
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:28,420
是的，我当时想“你的意思是
we don't have to learn?"

294
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,290
（笑）哦，伙计。

295
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,834
Tyler!
Stan loves school.

296
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:38,827
Don't try to corrupt him
把他变成一个像你一样的懒鬼。

297
00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:41,077
I'm not a slacker.
I have a goal.

298
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,580
有一天拥有一辆餐车。

299
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,710
所以我专注于重要的事情。

300
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:48,082
Hanging with friends
发展社交技能，

301
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:50,286
和午餐以培养午餐技能。

302
00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:54,502
我不需要知道
1940年入侵冰岛。

303
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,423
-英格兰。
-或者谁发现了太阳黑子。

304
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,630
-伽利略。
-或者保加利亚的首都是哪里。

305
00:13:58,709 --> 00:13:59,709
索菲亚。

306
00:13:59,792 --> 00:14:01,542
英格兰。伽利略。

307
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:02,825
索菲亚。谢谢。

308
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,209
我的观点是，发生了什么事
在你和斯坦之间

309
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,581
与我无关。

310
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:09,037
真的。
你应该和他谈谈。

311
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:12,205
我并不是想教他如何生活
或者原子序数5是多少...

312
00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:13,831
-...在元素周期表上。
-硼。

313
00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:16,127
嘿，我知道我们看不见
对学校这件事的看法一致

314
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:17,998
但这并不是骂人的理由。

315
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,455
你是硼。

316
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,496
斯坦，你本来应该
几小时前到家

317
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:28,833
参与我们的项目。

318
00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:31,331
抱歉，我陷入了一些事情。

319
00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:33,997
泰勒和我出去玩
与滑板俱乐部。

320
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,035
（播放重音乐）

321
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,537
你明白了，舒宾。

322
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,880
-（崩溃）
-（火花噼啪）

323
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,461
我很好。

324
00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:50,709
（大家欢呼）

325
00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:53,497
最近几天，

326
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,883
每次我们应该
完成这项任务，

327
00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:57,669
你总是有借口不这样做。

328
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,880
你说得对。
今晚的动员大会结束后

329
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:01,329
我们真的会全力以赴。

330
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,378
不，明天就到期了。

331
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:06,288
我们不能去参加动员集会。
我们有太多的事情要做。

332
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:09,583
这对你来说同样重要
就像它对我一样，不是吗？

333
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:11,922
是的当然。

334
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,130
这是我们的共同点。

335
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:15,458
我们将跳过鼓动集会

336
00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:17,922
并整夜工作
或者我的名字不是斯坦·舒宾。

337
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:20,251
-它不是。
-对，对。

338
00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:24,077
抱歉，我一直很困惑
自从我在滑板上漏油之后。

339
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:27,376
-你没有接受泄漏。
-我告诉过你我很困惑。

340
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:30,170
Okay, Stan.
你在这里等着。

341
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,380
我得去拿一些海报板
for the project,

342
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:34,288
but when I get home,
we'll get to work.

343
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:37,125
是的，不错，期待。

344
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:40,331
-Okay, Stan. You ready for the rally?
-完全。 Let's get out of here.

345
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,665
Daddy, can you help me?

346
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,960
Mason doesn't want to be
my boyfriend anymore.

347
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:50,831
不想做你男朋友吗？

348
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,997
你妈妈给你了吗
relationship advice?

349
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:55,253
-不。
-好的。那么也许还有机会。

350
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:56,832
发生了什么？

351
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:59,079
好吧，我就是那个被困住的人
清理他的烂摊子。

352
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,666
就好像他不在乎一样！

353
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,080
但没关系，没关系。

354
00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,791
克洛伊，你无意中听到了吗？
我和妈妈吵架了？

355
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,375
是的。我听到很多事情
you talk about.

356
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,708
Did you ever think
如果你把吊扇放进去

357
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:12,382
she'll stop nagging you?

358
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,915
斯坦，我回来了。

359
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,460
斯坦.

360
00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:21,919
斯坦？

361
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,210
（大家欢呼）

362
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,920
( all chanting ) Shubin!

363
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,670
舒彬！ Shubin!

364
00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:29,207
这太棒了，斯坦。

365
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,830
你为什么不在那边？
我以为你喜欢他。

366
00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:35,787
我只是喜欢他的伸缩脖子。

367
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,535
他没有
可伸缩的颈部。

368
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:38,535
我现在知道了。

369
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:41,245
I was just projecting onto him
我希望他成为什么样的人。

370
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:52,793
梅森来这里做什么？
I thought he broke up with Chloe.

371
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:56,495
And how could he do something like that?
I'm beginning to think he's not the one.

372
00:16:57,792 --> 00:17:01,002
Honey, they were just fighting
because they saw us fighting.

373
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,083
克洛伊！

374
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,496
我邀请梅森过来
so that they could see us

375
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:07,293
apologize and learn from our good example.

376
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:10,039
-怎么了，爸爸？
-她在这里做什么？

377
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:11,708
我住在这里。

378
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,582
你明白我在处理什么吗？

379
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:19,325
伙计们，我知道你们看到了我们
有一点小分歧，

380
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,670
但你没看到的
是我们弥补的部分。

381
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:23,830
所以...

382
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,829
所以...

383
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:29,748
所以，克洛伊的妈妈有件事
她想对我说。

384
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,455
我以为你要开始了

385
00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:34,879
嘿，有一张你的照片。

386
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,293
我住在这里。

387
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,419
我们必须假装道歉

388
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,790
即使我们不是故意的。

389
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:43,915
美好的。

390
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:47,167
贝内特，很抱歉我批评了

391
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:48,580
你洗碗的方式。

392
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,457
而且，艾伦，我很抱歉把事情弄得一团糟

393
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:52,632
为你清理。

394
00:17:52,709 --> 00:17:54,329
我只是想帮忙

395
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,497
因为我知道有多少
你在这附近做的。

396
00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:58,461
-真的吗？
-是的。

397
00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:01,883
噢，对不起，我跳到你身上了
当你只是想帮忙的时候。

398
00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:04,209
很抱歉没有切碎
在房子周围的更多地方。

399
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,577
噢。

400
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,882
这是否意味着你要去
开始投入更多

401
00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:09,629
或者你只是感到抱歉
你不知道吗？

402
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,790
我们稍后再谈。

403
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,630
梅森，我很抱歉对你大喊大叫
关于蜡笔。

404
00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:17,209
克洛伊，我也很抱歉，

405
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:19,291
尽管我不知道
我做错了什么。

406
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:20,995
最好习惯一下，伙计。

407
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:26,333
-你的背包在这里做什么？
-I live here!

408
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:32,457
你就在那里。

409
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:36,125
麦克斯和林赛给我发短信
关于斯坦舒宾的一切

410
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:38,578
在集会上炫耀
by the shoe bin.

411
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,577
怎么没有人建立这种联系呢？

412
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,826
哦，你是说运动鞋盒吗？

413
00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:46,292
斯坦今晚放弃了我们的项目。

414
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,995
我简直不敢相信
you took him there

415
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,543
after I specifically
请你不要插手此事。

416
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:54,750
首先，我什么时候做过任何事
你特意要求我做什么？

417
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,634
其次，我确实置身事外。
He wanted to go.

418
00:18:57,959 --> 00:19:00,709
嘿，我想我做了什么
你特意要求我做的。

419
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:02,462
这对你来说是重要的一天。

420
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,920
Wait, where's Stan?

421
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:06,745
I'm right here.

422
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:08,629
No, that's Shubin.

423
00:19:08,709 --> 00:19:10,169
I want to talk to Stan.

424
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,287
Stan's a little afraid
现在就和你谈谈。

425
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,540
Stan, I'm so mad at you.

426
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,745
现在你让我更紧张了。

427
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,834
伙计，按错了按钮。

428
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:25,543
呵呵，里面一定有
from the last time

429
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:26,955
一头牛不能去学校。

430
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,125
叮咚。

431
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,165
Who's there? Who's there?
谁是——

432
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,040
啊，你按门铃了。

433
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,575
好的。

434
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:40,955
斯坦，你今晚参加了集会。

435
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:44,131
你知道有多少一起工作
我们的项目对我来说意义重大。

436
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,038
这是我们要分享的东西。

437
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:49,666
我尝试过，但我不在乎
像你一样对待学校。

438
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:51,212
我是一只狗。

439
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,631
我想小睡一下并享受庭院时光

440
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:55,539
and sniff your mom's left ankle
每天

441
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:58,245
无缘无故
直到她产生了情结。

442
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:02,128
（笑声）
她预约了医生。

443
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,460
哦，天哪。

444
00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:10,382
我责怪泰勒施加压力
要求你偷懒，

445
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:13,498
但我是施加压力的人
希望你能像我一样。

446
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,037
我很抱歉。

447
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,955
但如果你有这样的感觉，
你为什么什么也没说？

448
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:22,038
看到你有多兴奋
关于我们有共同的学校

449
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:26,785
让我意识到我们的个性
而且兴趣相差这么大。

450
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,875
我们真的没有任何共同点。

451
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,290
这就是这个的事吗？

452
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:33,325
如果我们的友谊该怎样
真的没有任何依据吗？

453
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:36,459
我想我是想逃跑
因为不得不面对这个问题。

454
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,503
斯坦，我们的友谊是建立在事实之上的

455
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,043
我们彼此相爱，

456
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,245
并且永远支持彼此。

457
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,132
这才是最重要的。

458
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:46,672
这是？

459
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,630
Isn't it all that matters to you?

460
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,417
这是。

461
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,000
我爱你，艾弗里。

462
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,423
我也爱你，斯坦。

463
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,040
Hey, Shubin's giving us the side-eye.

464
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:05,417
谁在控制它？

465
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:06,747
（激烈的音乐）

466
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,245
（两人都尖叫）

467
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:14,631
干得好，舒宾。

468
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:18,039
（尖叫声）

469
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:23,498
After we discovered that our neighbor
特鲁默先生的电视遥控器

470
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,213
operated on the same frequency
作为机器人，

471
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:28,671
我们不再害怕
回到屋里。

472
00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:33,167
事实证明我要去上学

473
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,460
确实拉近了艾弗里和我的距离，

474
00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:38,292
只是也不妨碍
我们中的一些人认为会的。

475
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,130
我又开始小睡了
和我的院子时间

476
00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:42,708
以及我和艾伦的乐趣。

477
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:45,794
但是，兰德斯医生，该怎么办
你的意思是测试没有显示任何结果？

478
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,455
一定有什么东西。

479
00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:50,002
不然狗为什么会
正在嗅那个地方吗？

480
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:52,963
我也闻过
而且确实闻起来很恶心。

481
00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:54,962
（嗅）

482
00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:57,962
明天，我开始对它吠叫。

483
00:21:58,166 --> 00:21:59,246
（音乐播放）

484
00:22:00,917 --> 00:22:01,957
（轰鸣）