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MOM, DAD, WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

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YOU FINALLY FOUND THE TV REMOTE.

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-NOPE.
-WELL, I GUESS WE HAVE TO KEEP READING.

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WE'VE DECIDED ON OUR PRESENT
FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY.

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WE'RE GONNA THROW YOU A SECOND WEDDING.

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OH, MY GOSH, THAT IS SUCH A WONDERFUL
ANNIVERSARY PRESENT,

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-ISN'T IT, BENNETT?
-MEH.

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WELL, WE FIGURED
IT WAS THE LEAST WE COULD DO

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SINCE WE RUINED THE FIRST WEDDING.

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AND I JUST WENT ALONG BECAUSE AVERY SAID,

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"COME ON, WE'RE DOING
SOMETHING IN THE KITCHEN,"

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AND I STUPIDLY ASSUMED IT WAS EATING.

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HONEY, WE'RE GONNA GET TO SAY THE VOWS
WE NEVER GOT TO SAY THE FIRST TIME.

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THAT'S GREAT, BECAUSE MY VOWS
WOULD'VE REALLY BLOWN YOU AWAY.

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WELL, MY VOWS WOULD'VE BLOWN YOU
INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION

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WHERE PLUSH TOYS RULE THE WORLD,
WHICH DOESN'T MAKE A LOT OF SENSE,

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BUT IT'S A DREAM I'VE BEEN HAVING LATELY,
AND IT SCARES ME.

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GUYS, VOWS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE
A COMPETITION,

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AND, FOR THE RECORD, I THINK WE'RE ALL
A LITTLE SCARED BY THE PLUSH TOY DREAM.

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OF COURSE IT'S NOT A COMPETITION.

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I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
SO HAPPY YOU MARRIED ME.

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I AM GONNA REMARRY THAT SMUG LOOK
RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE.

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AW, I KNEW THIS WOULD BE
THE PERFECT ANNIVERSARY GIFT.

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Stan: I LOVE WEDDINGS.

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I HAD AN OWNER ONCE WHO WAS A FLORIST,
AND I'D GO WITH HIM TO A LOT OF WEDDINGS,

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WHICH IS WHERE I HONED MY SKILLS
AS AN UNDER-THE-TABLE TOASTMASTER.

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TO NINA AND ISAAC.

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LET ME PASS ON SOME TIPS
FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE.

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EVERY DAY, YOU SHOULD KISS EACH OTHER,
SAY "I LOVE YOU,"

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AND SCRAPE YOUR LEFTOVERS
UNDER THE TABLE...

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STARTING NOW.

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I'M SERIOUS.

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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

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Woman: WHO IS SAYING THAT?

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Man: I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE SOUNDS SERIOUS.
WE'D BETTER DO IT.

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( laughs ) YEAH!

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THIS MARRIAGE IS GONNA WORK.

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( theme music playing )

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ALL RIGHT. I THINK THAT WE HAVE
EVERYTHING WE NEED HERE FOR THE WEDDING,

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AND SINCE WE'RE ON A BUDGET,
I FOUND A PLACE THAT RESELLS SUPPLIES

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FROM CANCELED WEDDINGS.

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THEIR MOTTO IS, "NOBODY OBJECTS...

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TO OUR PRICES."

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OKAY, IT ISN'T, BUT IT SHOULD BE.
I TOLD THEM, AND THEY'RE CONSIDERING IT.

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OKAY, WE'VE GOT TABLE SETTINGS,
NAPKINS, AND PLACE CARDS.

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OH, HEY, CAN WE INVITE
VICKY AND STEVEN WEINTRAUB?

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-WHO ARE THEY?
-I DON'T KNOW,

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BUT DO YOU WANNA USE
THESE PLACE CARDS OR NOT?

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AND THE BEST PART,

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THE BOX ON THE PATIO
HAS OLD DISCOUNT DOVES

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GUARANTEED TO BE TOO WEARY TO FLY AWAY.

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THEIR MOTTO IS, "OLD DOVES FOR NEW LOVES."

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OKAY, IT ISN'T, BUT THEY'RE
CONSIDERING THAT ONE, TOO.

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YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME HOW THAT FIRST
WEDDING GOT RUINED.

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I'D LOVE TO HEAR IT,
IT'LL TAKE MY MIND OFF

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THE DISCOUNT DOVES
I'M TRYING VERY HARD NOT TO EAT.

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I'M WALKING BACKWARDS TOWARD
THE PATIO RIGHT NOW, AREN'T I?

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-STAN!
-SORRY.

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ANYWAY, IF YOU WANNA UNDERSTAND
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE WEDDING,

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WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO
THE FIRST TIME WE ALL MET.

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THIS PLACE USED TO BE WAY COOLER.

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DAD, NOT SO MUCH.

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KIDS, COME ON.

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MY GIRLFRIEND ELLEN AND HER DAUGHTER
ARE GONNA BE HERE SOON TO MEET YOU.

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CAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND
TURN INVISIBLE LIKE ME?

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WATCH.

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CHLOE? WHERE'S CHLOE?

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I'M RIGHT HERE, DADDY.

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DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU.

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SO, SWEETIE, HOW DO I LOOK?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS TIE?

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IT'S LIKE THE STRING
FOR YOUR BALLOON HEAD.

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OKAY.

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THIS IS SO WEAK.

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WHY DO WE HAVE TO DRESS UP
TO MEET YOUR LAME-O GIRLFRIEND?

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SHE IS NOT A LAME-O.

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YOU NEED TO LOOK GOOD BECAUSE YOU ONLY GET
ONE CHANCE TO MAKE A FIRST IMPRESSION.

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OH... ( blows air )

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GLAD I CAUGHT THAT.

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NOW TUCK YOUR SHIRT IN.

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WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO CHANGE ME?

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BECAUSE I'M YOUR FATHER,
AND THERE IS STUFF WRONG WITH YOU.

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SORRY I SAID THAT. I'M JUST NERVOUS.

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AND THERE IS STUFF WRONG WITH YOU.

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WE'LL COMPROMISE.
HALF TUCK BEHIND THE BUCKLE.

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-GREAT.
-ACTUALLY, THAT IS GREAT.

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I THINK I'LL CALL IT THE TUCKLE.

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Stan: SO THAT'S WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

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IT'S LIKE HEARING THE STORY
OF HOW THOSE GUYS

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BUILT THAT FIRST PERSONAL COMPUTER
IN THEIR GARAGE,

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AND THEN, TUCKED IT INTO THEIR UNDERWEAR.

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OKAY, THIS IS THE PLACE. I'M SO NERVOUS.

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WHY AM I SO NERVOUS?

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WELL, LET'S SEE. YOU'RE A PIT SWEATER,
YOU LAUGH LIKE A DONKEY,

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AND THAT WIG MAKES YOU
LOOK LIKE A MANNEQUIN.

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YOU'RE NOT MAKING ME
ANY LESS NERVOUS, AVERY.

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NO, BUT I DID MAKE YOU
LOOK LESS LIKE A MANNEQUIN.

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OH...

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ELLEN, YOU ARE AS BEAUTIFUL AS
A SHAKESPEAREAN SONNET.

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ACTUALLY, SHAKESPEARE
DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING ATTRIBUTED TO HIM.

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THE 17th EARL OF OXFORD
IS THE MOST LIKELY--

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BENNETT, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
MY PERFECTLY NORMAL DAUGHTER, AVERY.

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I'M NOT PERFECTLY NORMAL.

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THOUGH I'M ALSO NOT A 60-YEAR-OLD
AGING BACKWARDS AS SOMEONE SUGGESTED.

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VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. COME ON IN.

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-OH.
-MMM.

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I WOULD LOVE FOR THE TWO OF YOU
TO MEET MY FAMILY.

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TYLER, CHLOE, THIS IS ELLEN AND AVERY.

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Both: YOU!

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Stan: WAIT. YOU TWO ALREADY
KNEW EACH OTHER?

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WHAT-WHAT?

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AMAZING! MIND BLOWN.

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CONTINUE.

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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT ME DETENTION.

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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID A STUPID BIKE JUMP
IN THE MIDDLE OF SCHOOL

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AND RAN OVER MY BACKPACK.

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YOU CAN GET ANOTHER BACKPACK.

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I WAS WEARING IT.

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HEY, LOOK. SO YOU DON'T GET ALONG.

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WE CAN ALL CHANGE.
LOOK AT ME, I CHANGED MY HAIR.

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OH, YOUR HAIR.

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THAT'S WHAT'S DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.

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YOU DIDN'T NOTICE?

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OF COURSE I DID.
I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED.

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HELLO. I'M AVERY.

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I'M CHLOE. WANNA PLAY DOLLS?

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CAN MY DOLL BE AN EXECUTIVE
AT A BIG COMPANY

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WHO'S CONTEMPLATING A MOVE
TO A SMALLER START-UP

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WHERE SHE CAN HAVE MORE CONTROL?

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-SURE.
-OKAY.

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LOOK AT THAT.

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CHLOE AND AVERY ARE GETTING ALONG.

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LET'S FOCUS ON THAT
AND NOT THE TYLER-AVERY THING,

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AND MAKE THE BIG
LIFE-CHANGING ANNOUNCEMENT.

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-LIFE-CHANGING?
-BIG?

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WHAT DID YOUR HAIR USED TO LOOK LIKE?

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KIDS, AFTER A WHIRLWIND
THREE-MONTH ROMANCE,

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WE ARE GETTING MARRIED.

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-NO!
-WHAT?

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WE ARE GONNA MOVE IN
AND ALL BE A FAMILY TOGETHER.

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-MY LIFE'S OVER.
-I'M DEAD. I DIED.

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WOW, I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT

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HOW THE ANIMOSITY BETWEEN YOU GUYS
RUINED THE WEDDING.

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I ASSUME THE TIE ARE TIED TOGETHER,
BUT HOW? HOW?

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OOH, I'M ON PINS AND NEEDLES.

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-YOU WORKING ON YOUR VOWS, MOMMY?
-I'M HAVING A BREAKTHROUGH.

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"BENNETT, YOU ARE MY...

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HUSBAND."

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THAT IS A FACT. GOOD START. NOT, IT'S NOT.

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MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST USE THE VOWS

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YOU DIDN'T GET TO SAY
AT YOUR DISASTER WEDDING.

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YOUR DADDY DOESN'T KNOW THIS,
BUT THE DISASTER ACTUALLY SAVED ME.

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I COULDN'T COME UP WITH ANY VOWS.

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MY BACK-UP PLAN WAS TO SCREAM "ZOMBIES,"
AND RUN OUT OF THE ROOM.

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ASK DADDY FOR HELP. HE'S A WRITER.

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NO, I CAN'T. I TOLD HIM MY VOWS
WERE GONNA BLOW HIM AWAY.

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THEN I GAVE HIM AN AQUARIUM FULL OF FISH
THAT SAID, "YOU'RE GONNA GET SCHOOLED."

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NOW I HAVE NO VOWS,
AND A SALTWATER AQUARIUM TO MAINTAIN.

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SO I'M GONNA GO LOOK AT THE FISH NOW.

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MY VOWS DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE GREAT.

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THEY JUST HAVE TO BE
BETTER THAN YOUR DAD'S.

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IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT HE WAS WRITING.

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WHY DON'T YOU JUST SPY ON HIM?

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OH, CHLOE, I COULD NEVER DO THAT.

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BUT SINCE YOU BROUGHT IT UP...

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HE'LL NEVER KNOW I'M THERE.

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HEY, SWEETS, HON, PLEASE, NOT NOW.

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DADDY'S TRYING TO WRITE HIS VOWS, OKAY?

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OKAY, WHY ARE YOUR HANDS WET?

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I WAS PETTING FISH.

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CATFISH DON'T PURR...

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OR HAVE NINE LIVES.

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SO HOW GOOD ARE YOUR VOWS?

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ARE THEY GONNA BE BETTER THAN MOMMY'S?
NOT THAT I'M SPYING.

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CHLOE, DID MOMMY SEND YOU TO SPY?

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SPIES NEVER TELL WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

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I JUST TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I?

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( cell phone chiming )

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OH, AVERY JUST TEXTED.

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SHE'S HAVING TROUBLE
FINDING A DECENT USED CAKE.

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THE ONLY ONE SO FAR
IS ORANGE, AND CONE SHAPED.

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OH, THE COUPLE WHO CANCELED THEIR WEDDING
MET ON A ROAD CREW.

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EESH, IF YOUR WEDDING CAKE
SIGNALS "HAZARD AHEAD,"

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MAYBE NOT A GREAT SIGN, COUPLE.

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I'M STILL DYING TO HEAR
THE REST OF THAT STORY.

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COME ON, TELL ME HOW YOU GUYS
RUINED THE FIRST WEDDING.

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RIGHT. WHERE WERE WE?

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MOM AND DAD HAD JUST ANNOUNCED

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THEY WERE GONNA GET MARRIED,
AND WE WERE NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA BE
MY STEP-SISTER.

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YOU'RE SUCH AN UPTIGHT RULE FOLLOWER.

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YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE WEARING THIS TIE.

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YOU ARE JUST INSUFFERABLE.

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WHOA, THAT FELT POWERFUL.

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THIS IS LIKE A LITTLE
EXCLAMATION POINT TO MY HEAD.

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Stan: OH, SO THAT'S WHEN
AVERY FIRST STARTED WEARING TIES.

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I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS...
AH, WHO AM I KIDDING?

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I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.

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I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA BE
THE STEP-SISTER OF COUSIN ITT.

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I DON'T EVEN GET THAT REFERENCE.

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AND WHY WOULD YOU?
IT'S ONLY CLASSIC TELEVISION.

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THIS GENERATION.

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KIDS, IT'S GONNA TAKE
FLEXIBILITY AND UNDERSTANDING

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ON ALL OUR PARTS TO MAKE
THIS NEW FAMILY WORK.

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I'M GONNA DO MY PART
LIVING WITH THIS DECOR...

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WHICH I LOVE, WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING.

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AM I RIGHT, BURGER CLOWN? "UH-HUH."
SEE, THIS GUY GETS IT.

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YOU HAVE FROGS IN THE HOUSE?
I'M TERRIFIED OF FROGS.

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IF YOU'RE AFRAID OF FROGS,
JUST BECOME INVISIBLE LIKE ME.

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THAT WAS ME.

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LISTEN, KIDS, WE ARE GONNA
MAKE THIS TRANSITION AS SMOOTH AS WE CAN.

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AVERY, I'VE ALREADY CLEANED OUT
MY MAN CAVE

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SO YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN ROOM.

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BEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE.

214
00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:21,247
OH, COOL. THANK YOU.

215
00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:24,753
WAIT, IF SOMEONE'S GETTING
DAD'S M-MAN CAVE, IT SHOULD BE M-ME.

216
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,922
WELL, YOU KIDS WORK IT OUT.

217
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,830
YOU WANT TO LET THEM WORK IT OUT?

218
00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:33,787
AS A CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST,
I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THEY WILL BOND BEST

219
00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:36,705
IF THEY DEVELOP THEIR OWN TOOLS
FOR CONFLICT RESOLUTION.

220
00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:39,422
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE A CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST.

221
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:43,080
FOR SOME REASON, I KEEP THINKING
YOU BID ON UNCLAIMED STORAGE LOCKERS.

222
00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:46,787
THIS GUY GETS IT.

223
00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:50,793
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY FOR MY VOWS.

224
00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:53,165
YOU CAN USE MY SPEECH
FROM THE LAST ONE IF YOU WANT.

225
00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,920
YOU MEAN JUST STAND THERE
STARING OUT AND GOING

226
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,710
( popping sounds )

227
00:10:57,792 --> 00:10:59,502
THINK I'M TOO OLD FOR THAT.

228
00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:00,833
OR MAYBE TOO YOUNG.

229
00:11:02,291 --> 00:11:03,751
I DIDN'T DO THAT, DID I?

230
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,754
SWEETIE, IT'S ON THE VIDEO.

231
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,383
-( popping sounds )
-( gasps )

232
00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:11,918
WHY DID I JUST STAND THERE
MAKING POPPING NOISES?

233
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,540
-YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE A POP STAR.
-IT DOES MAKE SENSE.

234
00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:18,707
BUT THAT WASN'T A SPEECH.
WHY DID EVERYBODY CLAP?

235
00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:20,292
BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD THEM TO.

236
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,955
Chloe: CLAP, EVERYBODY. CLAP.

237
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,787
I AM NOT GOING OUT LIKE THAT.

238
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:29,205
I'M GONNA DO A GREAT SPEECH,
AND BE THE BEST THING AT THIS NEW WEDDING.

239
00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:32,075
THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEEDED.

240
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:33,786
ANOTHER HORSE IN THIS RACE.

241
00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:41,379
Stan: CALL OFF THE WEDDING.
THE DRY CLEANER SHRUNK MY TUX.

242
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:45,575
STAN, IT'S NOT BLACK TIE.

243
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,457
AND YOU'RE A DOG,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR ANYTHING.

244
00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:48,672
AFTER ALL THIS TIME,

245
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,670
YOU STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT MAKES ME TICK, DO YOU?

246
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:54,535
ANYHOO, CAN YOU GET BACK TO
YOUR WACKY WEDDING STORY?

247
00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:57,285
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
IT WAS THE DAY OF THE WEDDING

248
00:11:57,375 --> 00:12:00,285
AND WE WERE STILL FIGHTING OVER
WHO WAS GONNA GET THE GOOD BEDROOM.

249
00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:05,325
I KNOW. WE'LL SETTLE THIS THE WAY THEY DID
DURING THE KLONDIKE STAMPEDE OF 1897.

250
00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:07,167
LIKE I SAY TO MY HISTORY TEACHER,

251
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,750
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS,
AND PLEASE DON'T EXPLAIN IT.

252
00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:15,417
WHEN GOLD WAS DISCOVERED IN THE KLONDIKE,
THE RULE WAS, WHICHEVER PROSPECTOR

253
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,210
GOT TO AN AREA FIRST,
COULD CLAIM IT FOR THEMSELVES.

254
00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:20,711
SO YOU EXPLAINED IT AND TOLD ME A RULE.

255
00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:22,582
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE.

256
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:25,377
SO AFTER THE VOWS,
WE'LL DO THE SAME THING.

257
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:26,958
THE FIRST ONE INTO THE ROOM GETS IT.

258
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:30,251
DEAL. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
SAY WE WERE RACING?

259
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,133
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TEACH ME SOMETHING?

260
00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,828
NOW I HAVE TO GO DO SOMETHING STUPID
TO GET THE SMARTNESS OUT OF MY HEAD.

261
00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,575
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.

262
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:40,167
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING. YES, I'M BACK.

263
00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:44,002
SO WHEN THE WEDDING WAS UNDERWAY,

264
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:45,543
ALL AVERY AND I COULD THINK ABOUT

265
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:48,285
WAS POSITIONING OURSELVES
FOR THE RACE TO THE BEDROOM.

266
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:49,955
OKAY, OKAY, THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

267
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,291
( popping sounds )

268
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:57,247
CLAP, EVERYBODY, CLAP.

269
00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:03,252
HOW ABOUT THAT CHLOE, HUH?

270
00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:07,039
SHE JUST POPS IN
WHENEVER YOU NEED HER. HA HA.

271
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,535
YEAH, GOOD ONE, ELLEN.

272
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,541
THEY LAUGHED WHEN HE SAID
"GOOD ONE, ELLEN."

273
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:14,745
I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT.

274
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,920
Stan: AND REMEMBER IT, SHE WOULD.

275
00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:22,209
OH, I'M SORRY, YOU'RE TELLING
THE STORY. CONTINUE.

276
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:27,998
AND NOW, OUR BRIDE AND GROOM
WILL READ THE VOWS THAT THEY'VE PREPARED.

277
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,211
-AFTER YOU.
-NO, PLEASE, AFTER YOU.

278
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,165
( screaming )

279
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:41,375
( croaking )

280
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,790
THE FROGS, THE FROGS!

281
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,205
ELLEN!

282
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,750
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. OUR WEDDING.

283
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,794
-I'M AFRAID OF FROGS.
-SO AM I.

284
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:04,125
BUT I'M MORE AFRAID OF BEING SINGLE.
NOW, GET BACK HERE AND MARRY ME.

285
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,463
-DO YOU?
-YES.

286
00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:07,582
-DO YOU?
-YEAH.

287
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:09,997
-I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND--
-( frog croaks )

288
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,213
FROG!

289
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,376
I'LL TAKE IT.

290
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:19,753
HEY, GUYS, I GOT A CAKE HALF OFF.

291
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:25,625
WAIT, AVERY. TYLER, I THINK
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.

292
00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:27,879
FROGS ON THE LOOSE, PEOPLE SCREAMING.

293
00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:30,959
ONE OF MY OWNERS WAS A FLORIST
WHO WOULD TAKE ME WITH HIM TO WEDDINGS.

294
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,671
AND THIS ONE TIME,
I SNEAKED OUT OF HIS VAN.

295
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:36,880
( thinking ) COOL.
CAKE ALL OVER THE FLOOR!

296
00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:40,631
OH, NOW A DOG HAS WANDERED INTO THE HOUSE.

297
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:42,669
I HATE DOGS AS MUCH AS FROGS.

298
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:46,170
DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
WE WILL NEVER GET A DOG.

299
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:49,916
HOW DARE YOU?
DOGS ARE WONDERFUL CREATURES.

300
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,580
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'M GONNA GO THROW UP IN YOUR KITCHEN.

301
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:56,542
THAT'S AMAZING. YOU WERE AT THE WEDDING?

302
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:59,035
AND YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO THREW UP IN THE KITCHEN?

303
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,535
GRANDMA GOT BLAMED FOR THAT.

304
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,415
AH, LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT WHO PUKED WHERE.

305
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,580
SO AFTER THE WEDDING GOT MESSED UP,

306
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,377
IS THAT WHEN YOU BEAT
TYLER UP TO THE ROOM?

307
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,790
ACTUALLY, I GOT THERE FIRST,
SO IT WAS MY ROOM.

308
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,785
BUT I GAVE IT TO AVERY
WHEN I COULDN'T DEAL WITH

309
00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:14,785
ALL THE HORRIBLE BATHROOM NOISES.

310
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,995
( groaning sounds in bathroom )

311
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:18,834
( groans )

312
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,706
-OH!
-( groaning and sounds of flatulence )

313
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,330
COME ON!

314
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:28,711
WHAT?

315
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:30,712
THAT'S THE QUIETEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE.

316
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:32,332
THAT'S WHY I'M ALWAYS IN THERE.

317
00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:35,077
OH, AND BECAUSE I LOVE OUR TALKS.

318
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,996
LOVE OUR TALKS.

319
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,665
OH, MY GOSH. I FORGOT, TYLER.

320
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,290
YOU THOUGHT THOSE
BATHROOM NOISES WERE REAL.

321
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,955
OKAY, YOU'RE GONNA THINK THIS IS FUNNY.

322
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:47,541
THOSE WEREN'T BATHROOM NOISES.

323
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:50,875
I TRICKED YOU WITH A RECORDING I MADE
OF AN ELEPHANT GIVING BIRTH.

324
00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:53,539
( Stan guffaws )

325
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:55,666
WAIT, YOU TRICKED ME?

326
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:58,920
I GAVE UP THE GOOD ROOM,
AND I'VE BEEN POTTY QUIET FOR NOTHING?

327
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,575
I KNOW. IT'S HILARIOUS.

328
00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:04,667
NO, IT ISN'T. THAT ROOM SHOULD BE MINE.

329
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:07,330
INSTEAD, I'M STUCK IN
A TINY ROOM NEXT TO MOM AND DAD.

330
00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:09,787
MOM WAKES ME UP EVERY MORNING
SCREAMING THROUGH THE WALL,

331
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:11,705
"DON'T BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"

332
00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:13,752
FOR THE FIRST FOUR MONTHS,
I THOUGHT THE HOUSE WAS HAUNTED

333
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,384
BY A VERY PUNCTUAL GHOST.

334
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,709
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THAT TO ME.

335
00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:22,127
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET.

336
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,708
IT WAS TWO YEARS AGO.

337
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:25,882
BUT I'M JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT IT NOW.

338
00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:27,249
IT'S LIKE IT JUST HAPPENED.

339
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:30,713
AND EVEN IF IT HAPPENED TWO YEARS AGO,
IT'S BEEN HAPPENING EVERY DAY SINCE THEN,

340
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,042
BECAUSE YOU'VE KEPT THE ROOM.

341
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,376
YOU STILL HAVE THE ROOM.
IT'S STILL HAPPENING.

342
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:36,498
I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY, BUT TO ME,

343
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:39,003
IT WAS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED
BACK WHEN WE BOTH HATED EACH OTHER.

344
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:41,293
YOU'RE RIGHT. WE WERE DIFFERENT BACK THEN.

345
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,745
YOU WERE SNOBBIER, I WAS DUMBER,
BUT I THOUGHT WE HAD

346
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,754
A SALUTARY INFLUENCE ON EACH OTHER.

347
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:48,384
BECAUSE OF YOU, I NOW SAY
THINGS LIKE SALUTARY INFLUENCE.

348
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,038
-I USED THAT CORRECTLY, RIGHT?
-YES.

349
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:54,535
GOOD, 'CAUSE I WASN'T SURE FOR A SEC.
THE POINT IS, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

350
00:16:57,792 --> 00:17:00,832
I FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS.
I THOUGHT HE'D THINK IT WAS FUNNY.

351
00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:02,627
YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST PART IS?

352
00:17:02,709 --> 00:17:04,999
YOU JUST KNOW HE'S GONNA
STOP BEING POTTY QUIET.

353
00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:11,291
HEY, KID.

354
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:14,325
STAN, I AM FREAKING OUT ABOUT MY SPEECH.

355
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:16,247
IT'S GOTTA BE REALLY GOOD THIS TIME.

356
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:20,543
I'M NOT SOME FIVE-YEAR-OLD
RUNNING AROUND MAKING CRAZY MOUTH NOISES.

357
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,455
( popping )

358
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,832
AS FUN AS THAT IS.

359
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,375
WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT SO FAR?

360
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,168
HERE'S MY OPENING JOKE.

361
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,080
GOT BIG LAUGHS IN SCHOOL TODAY.

362
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,042
BOOGER.

363
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:34,575
( laughs )

364
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:37,167
BOOGER. CLASSIC.

365
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:42,040
LET ME GIVE YOU A TIP FROM MY DAYS
AS AN UNDER-THE-TABLE TOASTMASTER.

366
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:43,495
JUST SPEAK FROM YOUR HEART.

367
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:46,463
AND IF YOU HAVE TO DO COMEDY,
USE FOOD, PREFERABLY PICKLES.

368
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,672
IT'S THE FUNNIEST FOOD. NO ONE KNOWS WHY.

369
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:53,785
NOW YOU TELL ME.
I'VE BEEN PRACTICING WITH THESE ALL DAY.

370
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:56,325
BABY CORN, MOMMY CORN.

371
00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:57,957
( baby voice ) WHERE'S DADDY?

372
00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:00,921
REMEMBER THAT POPCORN WE HAD LAST NIGHT?

373
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,130
( shrieks )

374
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:10,832
SO, MOM, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

375
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:13,997
OH, SWEETIE, THIS IS SUCH A LOVELY
ANNIVERSARY PRESENT

376
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,753
YOU KIDS PUT TOGETHER FOR US.

377
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,384
AND I THINK I FINALLY FIGURED OUT MY VOWS.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

378
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,875
OUR LOVE IS LIKE A GIFT,

379
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:23,079
AND EVERY GIFT NEEDS WRAPPING.

380
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,456
AND SPEAKING OF RAPPING,

381
00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:26,172
OH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
RAP YOUR VOWS, ARE YOU?

382
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,830
NO! NO.

383
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,287
NOT ANYMORE.

384
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:35,333
HEY, TYLER, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
ME REFERRING TO MOM

385
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:37,577
AS "MY TWINKLE-EYED MUSE"?

386
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:39,957
I THINK IT'D BE FUNNY.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE GOING FOR?

387
00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,129
HEY, TYLER.

388
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,498
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT,
AND I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE UPSET.

389
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:51,003
I GET HOW THIS FEELS
LIKE IT JUST HAPPENED NOW,

390
00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:54,249
AND IT'S BEEN WRONG OF ME
TO KEEP THE ROOM THESE PAST TWO YEARS.

391
00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:56,922
AND YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT
HOW WE'VE INFLUENCED EACH OTHER.

392
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000
YOU'VE HELPED ME BE MORE CHILL-IFIED.

393
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:02,792
BECAUSE OF YOU,
I NOW SAY THINGS LIKE CHILL-IFIED.

394
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,495
I'VE NEVER SAID CHILL-IFIED.

395
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:06,253
I KNOW. I MADE IT UP.

396
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:09,833
BECAUSE OF YOU, I NOW MAKE UP WORDS
NOT JUST BASED ON LATIN ROOTS.

397
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:14,075
AND WE ARE FRIENDS.

398
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:15,956
SORRY THAT I DIDN'T TREAT YOU LIKE ONE.

399
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,498
I WANT YOU TO HAVE THE ROOM NOW.

400
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,673
THANKS, AVERY. THAT'S FAIR.

401
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,580
AFTER THE WEDDING, I'LL MOVE MY STUFF IN.

402
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:24,037
GREAT. AND I'LL GO INTO
WHAT WILL NOW BE MY ROOM

403
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,825
AND VACUUM ALL THE HAIR OUT OF THE CARPET.

404
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,923
THERE'S NO CARPET IN THERE.

405
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,460
BUT IT'S WALL TO WALL.

406
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,495
NOW, TO BEGIN THE CEREMONY,

407
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,833
WE'LL HEAR FROM THE YOUNGEST MEMBER
OF THE JENNINGS-JAMES FAMILY,

408
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:36,917
CHLOE.

409
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,710
HI.

410
00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,962
TWO YEARS AGO,
WHEN MOMMY AND DADDY GOT MARRIED,

411
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:48,131
I GOT A FAMILY THAT
I LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING.

412
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,168
ESPECIALLY HOW WE FORGIVE EACH OTHER,

413
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:52,500
AND GIVE EACH OTHER A CHANCE
TO FIX OUR MISTAKES.

414
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,540
JUST LIKE I'M GETTING
ANOTHER CHANCE TO DO MY SPEECH,

415
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:59,075
BECAUSE MY FAMILY LOVES ME,
EVEN WHEN I MESS UP.

416
00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:03,711
-THANK YOU. BOOGER.
-( laughter )

417
00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:05,332
I KNEW THAT WOULD WORK.

418
00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:07,377
THANK YOU, CHLOE.

419
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,169
WE'RE GATHERED HERE TODAY...

420
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,420
YOU KNOW, CHLOE'S RIGHT.

421
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,170
WE FORGIVE EACH OTHER.
YOU CAN KEEP THE ROOM.

422
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,920
NO, SHE'S ALSO RIGHT ABOUT
GETTING A CHANCE TO FIX OUR MISTAKES.

423
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,580
I MADE A MISTAKE. IT'S YOUR ROOM NOW.

424
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:24,417
AVERY, PLEASE, JUST LET ME
BE THE BIGGER PERSON HERE.

425
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,000
YOU CAN'T BE THE BIGGER PERSON.

426
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:28,173
I'M ALWAYS THE BIGGER PERSON,
EXCEPT FOR PHYSICALLY,

427
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:31,380
WHICH IS WHY MY EMOTIONAL SIZE
IS THAT MUCH MORE IMPORTANT TO ME.

428
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:34,248
MY EMOTIONAL SIZE IS IMPORTANT TO ME, TOO.

429
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,833
I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD ONE
UNTIL TWO SECONDS AGO,

430
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:37,247
BUT NOW, IT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT.

431
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,420
YOU SEE HOW EMOTIONALLY BIG I AM?

432
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:42,125
FORGET IT, TYLER.

433
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,378
I AM GOING UP TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW,
AND I'M TAKING ALL MY STUFF OUT.

434
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,578
-OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.
-YEAH, I AM.

435
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:48,627
NO, YOU'RE NOT.

436
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,333
THE FROGS! THE FROGS!

437
00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,375
ELLEN!

438
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:05,334
WHERE DID THESE FROGS COME FROM?

439
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:06,917
FROM ME.

440
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,210
I GOT YOU FROGS TO REPLACE THE ONES
YOU GOT RID OF FOR ME TWO YEARS AGO.

441
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,130
-REALLY?
-YEAH.

442
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:14,788
OH, HONEY, THAT IS SO THOUGHTFUL.

443
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:17,915
OH, BENNETT, LET'S NOT EVEN SAY OUR VOWS.

444
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,330
THEY WOULD NEVER TOP WHAT CHLOE SAID.

445
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:22,787
EVEN THOUGH MINE WOULD'VE
KICKED YOURS' BUTT.

446
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:26,325
-YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING, DO YOU?
-NO, I DO NOT.

447
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:30,711
I WIN... BECAUSE I HAVE YOU.

448
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,210
-EH?
-YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING EITHER.

449
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,501
NO, I DO NOT.

450
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:37,881
-I LOVE YOU.
-I LOVE YOU, TOO.

451
00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:41,542
OH...

452
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:46,037
Stan: I REALLY ENJOYED HEARING THE STORY
OF HOW THE KIDS MET EACH OTHER,

453
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,955
AND HOW MUCH THEY'VE GROWN
INTO A REAL FAMILY.

454
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,538
AND TYLER AND AVERY DECIDED THAT AVERY

455
00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:54,955
WILL KEEP HER ROOM
UNTIL SHE GOES OFF TO COLLEGE.

456
00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:57,791
THEN TYLER WILL GET IT
UNTIL HE FINISHES HIGH SCHOOL.

457
00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:00,831
AND THE BEST PART OF THE WEDDING REDO

458
00:22:00,917 --> 00:22:03,287
WAS THE UNDER-THE-TABLE TOAST.

459
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:07,040
ELLEN, BENNETT,

460
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,455
YOU'RE INSPIRING,

461
00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:10,922
THE WAY YOU'VE
BROUGHT THIS FAMILY TOGETHER.

462
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,540
JUST REMEMBER,
THE KEY TO A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE

463
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:17,035
IS NEVER GO TO BED ANGRY,
LISTEN TO EACH OTHER,

464
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,705
AND IF HE SCRATCHES ON
THE DOOR LATE AT NIGHT,

465
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:21,962
LET HIM OUT. HE JUST HAS TO PEE.

466
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:24,882
I LOVE YOU GUYS.

467
00:22:24,959 --> 00:22:25,919
Ellen: WHO WAS THAT, BENNETT?

468
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,920
Bennett: PROBABLY SOMEONE
FROM YOUR FAMILY.

469
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:30,920
( music playing )

470
00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:32,291
( boing )