1 00:00:02,917 --> 00:00:06,287 YES! THE COUCH IS FINALLY CLEAN. 2 00:00:06,375 --> 00:00:09,745 FAMILY, I HAVE A SURPRISE. 3 00:00:11,083 --> 00:00:13,383 SO, WHAT LOOKS DIFFERENT? 4 00:00:13,458 --> 00:00:14,458 LET'S SEE. 5 00:00:14,542 --> 00:00:16,922 YOUR MAKEUP IS RUNNING AND YOUR HAIR'S ALL WET. 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,790 WAIT, IS THAT A NEW LOOK? IT IS BEAUTIFUL. 7 00:00:20,959 --> 00:00:22,579 WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS IS A NEW LOOK? 8 00:00:22,667 --> 00:00:24,997 BECAUSE I LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN YOU WORE THAT BLUE LIPSTICK 9 00:00:25,083 --> 00:00:27,043 AND I AM NOT MAKING THAT MISTAKE AGAIN. 10 00:00:28,041 --> 00:00:30,171 NO, THIS IS FROM THE STEAM, 11 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:31,580 AND THAT'S A HINT. 12 00:00:31,667 --> 00:00:33,787 YOU WALKED THROUGH A CAR WASH ON A DARE? 13 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:35,075 I'VE DONE THAT. 14 00:00:36,542 --> 00:00:39,252 YOU WERE STEAMING UP THE BATHROOM TO GET YOUR FINGERS PRUNE-Y 15 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:40,673 SO YOU CAN HAVE GRANDMA HANDS. 16 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:42,827 I'VE DONE THAT. 17 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:47,667 YOU WERE STEAMING VEGETABLES FOR A HEALTHY SNACK. I'VE DONE THAT. 18 00:00:48,792 --> 00:00:50,792 SORRY, I DON'T DO STUPID THINGS WITH STEAM. 19 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,170 NO. THE COUCH IS CLEAN. 20 00:00:55,834 --> 00:00:59,794 Stan: THE COUCH. 5'6", 120 POUNDS, THROWS RIGHT, BATS LEFT. 21 00:00:59,875 --> 00:01:01,495 I'M JUST KIDDING. IT'S A COUCH. 22 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:04,963 COME ON, LOOK HOW CLEAN IT IS. 23 00:01:05,041 --> 00:01:06,711 WE FINALLY HAVE OUR COUCH BACK. 24 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:08,922 AND TO KEEP IT SPARKLING CLEAN, 25 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,670 WE'RE GOING TO ENFORCE A FAMILY RULE 26 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:12,040 WE'VE BEEN A BIT LAX ABOUT. 27 00:01:12,792 --> 00:01:14,582 NO DOGS ON THE COUCH. 28 00:01:14,667 --> 00:01:17,417 NO, NOT THE COUCH. THAT'S MY SPOT. 29 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,330 THIS WILL NOT STAND. 30 00:01:19,417 --> 00:01:23,787 AH, THIS NEWLY CLEANED COUCH IS LIKE A BIG, STEAMY LOVE DUMPLING. 31 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:27,285 AVERY, GET STAN OFF THE COUCH. 32 00:01:27,375 --> 00:01:29,745 WHAT? NO, NO. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. 33 00:01:29,834 --> 00:01:32,294 I KNOW MY RIGHTS. IS SOMEBODY RECORDING THIS? 34 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:35,920 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE GONNA TRY TO KEEP ME OFF THE COUCH. 35 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,750 WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE ON THAT COUCH THAT JUSTIFIES THIS? 36 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:43,544 OKAY, SWEETHEART, START CHOMPING, AND I'LL MEET YOU IN THE MIDDLE. 37 00:01:44,583 --> 00:01:46,333 ( theme music playing ) 38 00:02:02,959 --> 00:02:05,999 STAN, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ON THE COUCH. 39 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:08,003 THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN BE. 40 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:09,423 GET IN YOUR NEW DOG BED. 41 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:12,290 LET'S SEE. A SMALLER, LUMPIER, CHEAPER VERSION 42 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:13,785 OF WHAT I'M SITTING ON NOW. 43 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,415 YEAH, THAT'LL WOO ME. 44 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,460 KIDS, GET IN HERE. 45 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:20,125 YOUR DOG IS ON THE COUCH. 46 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:21,998 I'VE TRIED, AND I'VE HAD IT. 47 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:23,883 EITHER GET STAN TO STAY OFF THE FURNITURE, 48 00:02:23,959 --> 00:02:26,249 OR I'M HIRING A PROFESSIONAL DOG TRAINER. 49 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:28,003 AND THIS TIME, I'M GONNA FOLLOW THROUGH. 50 00:02:28,417 --> 00:02:30,577 NOT LIKE THAT FINNISH TRAINER I HIRED FOR MYSELF. 51 00:02:30,792 --> 00:02:33,382 THAT WOMAN KEPT YELLING AT ME, AND THOSE WEIGHTS WERE HEAVY. 52 00:02:34,667 --> 00:02:36,957 STAN, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO STUBBORN? 53 00:02:37,041 --> 00:02:38,711 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LIE SOMEWHERE ELSE? 54 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,712 'CAUSE THE COUCH MUFFLES MY FARTS. 55 00:02:40,792 --> 00:02:42,382 ISN'T THAT WHY WE ALL SIT ON THE COUCH? 56 00:02:42,458 --> 00:02:43,668 - YES. - NO. 57 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,540 - YES? - NO. 58 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,666 YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW, AREN'T YOU? 59 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:48,960 Both: YES. 60 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:54,463 LOOK, STAN, DOG TRAINING WON'T BE FUN FOR YOU. 61 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:57,332 IF THEY THINK I'M TRAINABLE, THEY HAVE ANOTHER THINK COMING. 62 00:02:57,417 --> 00:03:00,537 PROFESSIONAL TRAINERS AREN'T PUSHOVERS LIKE MOM AND DAD. 63 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:02,035 THEY DO THIS FOR A LIVING. 64 00:03:02,125 --> 00:03:04,535 AND I SIT ON COUCHES FOR A LIVING. 65 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:06,665 THE PAY'S NOT GREAT, BUT THE HOURS ARE FANTASTIC, 66 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:08,460 AND I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR PANTS. 67 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,919 HI, YOU MUST BE THE DOG TRAINER. COME ON IN. 68 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,080 WELCOME TO OUR HOUSE. 69 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:18,326 WHEN I'M HERE, THIS IS MY HOUSE. 70 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:21,787 NOW SOMEONE GET ME ONE OF MY SODAS OUT OF MY FRIDGE. 71 00:03:21,959 --> 00:03:24,289 I'M SORRY, WE ONLY KEEP HEALTHY BEVERAGES IN... 72 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:26,245 YOUR FRIDGE. 73 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:28,383 HEALTHY BEVERAGES? 74 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,078 STRIKE ONE. 75 00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:33,915 IS THAT YOUR DOG? 76 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,880 YES. I MEAN, NO, IT'S YOUR DOG. 77 00:03:35,959 --> 00:03:37,329 I MEAN... WHAT'S THE ANSWER? 78 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:40,040 HIS NAME IS STAN. 79 00:03:40,125 --> 00:03:42,325 YOU GAVE YOUR DOG A PERSON NAME? 80 00:03:42,583 --> 00:03:44,003 STRIKE TWO! 81 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:48,210 NOW, I ASSUME HE KNOWS THE BASIC COMMANDS. 82 00:03:48,291 --> 00:03:50,211 STAN, SIT. 83 00:03:52,041 --> 00:03:55,881 ( laughing ) 84 00:03:55,959 --> 00:03:58,039 I KNOW WHY I'M LAUGHING. 85 00:03:58,125 --> 00:04:00,415 BECAUSE YOUR INCOMPETENCE AMUSES ME. 86 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,330 BUT WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 87 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:04,577 WE'VE STOPPED. 88 00:04:06,709 --> 00:04:09,249 DADDY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE MONSTER UNDER MY BED WASN'T REAL. 89 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,753 I DIDN'T KNOW. 90 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,537 WHY ARE WE LETTING HER TRAIN STAN? 91 00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:16,004 BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS. 92 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:18,503 SHE MAY BE MEAN, BUT SHE'S NOT HERE TO BE OUR FRIEND. 93 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:22,583 SHE'S HERE TO TRAIN STAN. WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME? 94 00:04:22,667 --> 00:04:25,997 BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING IN FRONT OF ME AS IF I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 95 00:04:27,959 --> 00:04:30,669 I WASN'T SAYING FRIENDSHIP WAS OFF LIMITS. WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN? 96 00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:33,745 SHERRY, AS A PSYCHOLOGIST, 97 00:04:33,834 --> 00:04:35,924 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU USE ANY OF THE TRADITIONAL 98 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,750 BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION TOOLS. 99 00:04:37,834 --> 00:04:39,174 YOU MEAN LIKE A SPRAY BOTTLE? 100 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:41,630 YEAH, SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND A LITTLE LESS... 101 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:44,707 DON'T INTERRUPT. 102 00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:47,923 I KNOW. HE DOES THAT. 103 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,580 I TELL HIM, BENNETT, DON'T INTERRUPT AND HE CONTINUES TO-- 104 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:51,957 DON'T INTERRUPT. 105 00:04:53,291 --> 00:04:56,041 I HAVE WORKED WITH OVER 1,000 DOGS IN MY CAREER, 106 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:58,995 AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY I'VE FAILED TO TRAIN? 107 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:00,133 ZERO. 108 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:02,828 YOU KNOW, I WAS GONNA SAY ZERO, BECAUSE I READ THAT ON YOUR WEBSITE, 109 00:05:02,917 --> 00:05:05,037 BUT I DIDN'T WANNA INTERRUPT, BECAUSE YOU SAID DON'T INTERRUPT. 110 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:06,750 PLEASE DON'T SPRAY ME. PLEASE. 111 00:05:08,625 --> 00:05:11,535 NOW, I SEE YOU PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE AN IMPEDIMENT TO HIS TRAINING, 112 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:13,825 SO HOW DO I SAY THIS NICELY? 113 00:05:13,917 --> 00:05:17,167 STRIKE THREE, GET OUTTA HERE, LOSERS! 114 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:19,830 HOW WOULD YOU SAY THAT NOT NICELY? 115 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:24,208 ( growling ) GET OUT! 116 00:05:25,834 --> 00:05:26,834 I DID ASK. 117 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:30,922 NOW, LET'S GET YOU OFF THAT SOFA. 118 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:32,753 STAN, OFF. 119 00:05:35,041 --> 00:05:37,921 OH, SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE. 120 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:41,205 GUESS I'LL JUST PULL YOU OFF THAT COUCH. 121 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:45,787 WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IS I HAVE SPENT YEARS 122 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:49,915 MASTERING THE ANCIENT DISCIPLINE OF WATCHING KUNG FU MOVIES ON TV. 123 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:52,920 DID YOU JUST... 124 00:05:53,709 --> 00:05:56,209 NO. LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN. 125 00:05:58,333 --> 00:05:59,753 YOU WANNA TUSSLE? 126 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:28,996 YOUR KUNG FU IS IMPRESSIVE, 127 00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:32,213 BUT IT'S NO MATCH FOR MY SHIH TZU JIU JITSU. 128 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:47,080 I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION FOR AN HOUR. 129 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:50,206 HUH. I'VE BEEN FANTASIZING ABOUT KUNG FU FOR AN HOUR? 130 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:51,921 THAT'S LESS TIME THAN USUAL. 131 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:55,383 AND YOU JUST SIT THERE, 132 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:57,958 STARING OFF INTO SPACE. 133 00:06:58,041 --> 00:07:00,751 AT THE RISK OF GETTING DEMON-YELLED AT, 134 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:03,384 HOW'S IT GOIN' IN HERE? 135 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:06,128 HE'S STILL ON OUR... YOUR COUCH. 136 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:10,213 NO, I THINK IT'S HIS COUCH. 137 00:07:10,291 --> 00:07:12,831 I TRIED EVERY TECHNIQUE I KNOW, 138 00:07:12,917 --> 00:07:15,127 AND YOUR DOG IS UNTRAINABLE. 139 00:07:15,208 --> 00:07:18,248 I FAILED. I'VE NEVER FAILED BEFORE. 140 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:20,923 I'M GONNA HAVE TO UPDATE MY WEBSITE, 141 00:07:21,125 --> 00:07:23,245 AND MY LETTERHEAD AND MY PAJAMAS. 142 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:28,833 THAT'S RIGHT, IT SAYS ZERO FAILURES ON MY PAJAMAS, ON EVERY SINGLE PAIR. 143 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:33,206 ( crying ) 144 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:35,673 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 145 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:38,210 WE GAVE IT OUR BEST SHOT TO KEEP HIM OFF THE COUCH, 146 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:41,421 BUT A PROFESSIONAL DOG TRAINER JUST TOLD US THAT STAN IS UNTRAINABLE. 147 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:44,040 SO FROM NOW ON, STAN IS GONNA BE... 148 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:46,955 - ALLOWED ON THE COUCH. - AN OUTSIDE DOG. 149 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:49,961 WAIT. THAT IS MARKEDLY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I JUST SAID. 150 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:58,540 THIS IS SO SAD. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM. 151 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:05,753 MOM, YOU CAN'T DO THIS. STAN IS AN INSIDE DOG. 152 00:08:05,834 --> 00:08:07,004 HE IS UNTRAINABLE. 153 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:09,423 SO'S TYLER, BUT NO ONE PUTS HIM OUTSIDE. 154 00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:11,920 ACTUALLY, YESTERDAY AT SCHOOL, 155 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,169 - MRS. CROWLEY-- - YOU'RE NOT HELPING. 156 00:08:14,959 --> 00:08:16,999 HONEY, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT-- 157 00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:19,673 YES, WE ARE. WE'RE A UNITED FRONT. 158 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,000 WHEN DID WE DECIDE-- 159 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:22,673 WHEN TWO PEOPLE GET MARRIED, 160 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:25,330 THERE'S AN IMPLICIT AGREEMENT THAT YOU'LL SUPPORT EACH OTHER IN ANYTHING. 161 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,247 THE FIRST PERSON WHO SPEAKS GETS TO MAKE THE RULES. 162 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:29,043 WHY DO YOU THINK I MARRIED SUCH A SLOW-TALKING MAN? 163 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:32,333 FINE. WE'RE A UNITED FRONT. 164 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:35,253 STAN, ARE YOU OKAY? 165 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:37,213 BEING OUT HERE DOES THINGS TO YOUR SOUL. 166 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:40,037 DARK AND HORRIBLE THINGS. 167 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:42,125 YOU'VE ONLY BEEN OUT HERE TWO MINUTES. 168 00:08:42,208 --> 00:08:44,328 YOU LOSE TRACK OF TIME UP RIVER. 169 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:48,132 STAN, WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO CRAZY? 170 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:51,668 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STAY OFF THE COUCH SO MOM WILL LET YOU COME BACK INSIDE? 171 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,290 AVERY, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE. 172 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:55,375 I CAN'T EAT AT THE TABLE. 173 00:08:55,458 --> 00:08:57,998 I CAN'T ENTER ANY TV SINGING COMPETITIONS, 174 00:08:58,083 --> 00:09:00,083 AND THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM. 175 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,293 I FEEL LIKE A SECOND-CLASS CITIZEN. 176 00:09:04,709 --> 00:09:09,209 WHEN I WAS ON THAT COUCH, I WASN'T A DOG. I WAS ONE OF YOU. 177 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:12,995 PLEASE, JUST... DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME. 178 00:09:13,083 --> 00:09:14,213 WOW. 179 00:09:14,959 --> 00:09:18,209 STAN, I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH IT MEANT TO YOU. 180 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,001 OF COURSE YOU'RE ONE OF US. 181 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:21,173 HOW CAN I BE? 182 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:23,330 I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE. 183 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:26,205 AND SOMEONE KEEPS DELETING MY PROGRAMS FROM THE DVR. 184 00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:28,631 CELEBRITIES ARE GOING OUT OF THEIR COMFORT ZONE, AVERY, 185 00:09:28,709 --> 00:09:30,249 AND I AM MISSING IT. 186 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:34,787 I PROMISE THAT WE WILL GET YOU BACK IN THE HOUSE, STAN. 187 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,915 IN FACT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 188 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:40,918 MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL LIVE OUTSIDE IN SOLIDARITY WITH STAN. 189 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:43,496 THAT WILL SHOW MOM AND DAD HOW UNFAIR THIS IS. 190 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:47,173 - OKAY, KIDS, LUNCH. - NO WAY, MOM. WE'RE TAKING A STAND. 191 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:50,130 WE'RE NOT GOING INSIDE UNTIL STAN'S ALLOWED BACK IN THE HOUSE. 192 00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:51,708 SO COULD YOU BRING MY LUNCH OUT HERE, 193 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,082 AND USE THE RAISINS TO MAKE A SMILEY FACE IN THE PEANUT BUTTER? 194 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,633 THE KIDS THINK THEY'RE GOING TO LIVE OUTSIDE 195 00:09:57,709 --> 00:10:00,629 IN PROTEST UNTIL WE LET STAN BE AN INSIDE DOG AGAIN. 196 00:10:00,709 --> 00:10:02,629 WELL, WHEN YOU KIDS LEARN THAT YOU'RE WRONG, 197 00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:04,129 YOU'LL JUST COME BACK INSIDE. 198 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:06,632 OR WE COULD JUST TELL YOU TO COME INSIDE RIGHT NOW. 199 00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:08,919 SO I'M A UNITED FRONT WITH YOU, 200 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,630 BUT YOU'RE NOT A UNITED FRONT WITH ME? 201 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:13,825 KIDS, I SUPPORT YOUR FATHER'S RIDICULOUS IDEA 202 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,287 THAT YOU'LL LEARN THAT YOU'RE WRONG ON YOUR OWN. 203 00:10:15,709 --> 00:10:16,959 THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING. 204 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:21,165 THANKS FOR DOING THIS FOR ME, GUYS. 205 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:24,170 OF COURSE, STAN. YOU KNOW WE'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. 206 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,210 WELL, WELCOME TO MY YARD. 207 00:10:26,291 --> 00:10:27,881 THERE'S A FEW THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW. 208 00:10:27,959 --> 00:10:29,459 OVER THERE IS WHERE I PEE, 209 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:31,752 OVER THERE IS WHERE I BURY MY BONES, 210 00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:33,884 AND THIS IS WHERE I DRAW CARICATURES. 211 00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:37,669 YOU LIKE TO WATER SKI, RIGHT? 212 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,463 I DON'T LIKE THIS, BENNETT. IT FEELS LIKE THEY'RE GETTING AWAY WITH SOMETHING. 213 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,922 I THINK WE SHOULD GO OUT THERE AND TELL THEM TO COME BACK INSIDE. 214 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,830 NO, NO, WE CAN'T. THEY'VE ONLY BEEN OUT THERE A FEW HOURS. 215 00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:50,667 SOON ENOUGH, THEY'LL GET UNCOMFORTABLE AND COME IN. 216 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:53,540 IT'S ALL IN MY BOOK OF MAGICAL PARENTING TIPS, 217 00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:55,285 ABRACADADDY. 218 00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:56,785 TA-DA! 219 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,539 WELL, THE KIDS DON'T LOOK UNCOMFORTABLE. 220 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,630 OH, THEY'RE ABOUT TO BECOME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. 221 00:11:03,709 --> 00:11:06,789 THEY LEFT SOMETHING INSIDE THAT THEY CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT. 222 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,040 THEIR CELL PHONE CHARGERS. 223 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,880 TA-DA! 224 00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:13,709 WHO'S YOUR ABRACADADDY NOW? 225 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:18,250 I'VE ONLY GOT TWO PERCENT POWER LEFT. 226 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:21,333 WHAT DO I SPEND IT ON? WAIT, I KNOW. 227 00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:23,127 SELFIE. 228 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,877 I'M GONNA POST THAT ON BUDDYBOP. 229 00:11:25,959 --> 00:11:29,959 - Phone voice, distorted: BUDDY... BOP. - NO! 230 00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:32,831 HA! THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR WATCHING VIDEOS ALL DAY. 231 00:11:32,917 --> 00:11:34,577 I HAVE BEEN SAVING MY POWER. 232 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,207 I HAVE 40% LEFT. 233 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:37,581 YEAH, ABOUT THAT. 234 00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:41,997 I'VE BEEN USING YOUR PHONE TO CHECK OUT ALL THE SELFIES TYLER POSTED ON BUDDYBOP. 235 00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:44,251 THERE'S SOME REAL GOOD ONES THERE, GUY. 236 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,245 YOU'RE AT TWO PERCENT. 237 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,753 ( gasps ) 238 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,829 SELFIE. 239 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:54,000 - ( distorted ) BUDDY... BOP. - WORTH IT. 240 00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:57,788 NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TEXT MY FRIENDS? 241 00:11:57,875 --> 00:12:01,575 IF YOU WANNA TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO WAIT TO SEE THEM AT SCHOOL. 242 00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:03,417 WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE. 243 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:07,580 WHY DID WE JUST WALK OUT HERE WITH WHAT WE HAD ON US? 244 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,127 WE SHOULD'VE TAKEN OUR STUFF WITH US. 245 00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:11,748 CLOTHES, CELL PHONE CHARGERS, BODY SPRAY, 246 00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:13,924 BODY WASH, BODY BUTTER. 247 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,040 AND THAT'S JUST THE NECK-DOWN STUFF. 248 00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:18,287 THIS IS WHERE THE REAL INVESTMENT IS. 249 00:12:19,542 --> 00:12:23,542 I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT MY NEW BOOK CALLED ROCK STAR RABBIT LOSES HIS GUITAR. 250 00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:27,542 WILL HE FIND IT? IF HE DOESN'T FIND IT, WILL HE STILL BE A ROCK STAR? 251 00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:30,957 BOY, THEIR TITLES REALLY GRAB YOU AND DON'T LET GO. 252 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:35,628 ALL RIGHT, WE BROUGHT YOU A FEW OF THE ESSENTIALS YOU'LL NEED TO SURVIVE. 253 00:12:35,709 --> 00:12:37,289 OH, CELL PHONE CHARGERS? 254 00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:40,287 NO, SLEEPING BAGS SO YOU WON'T FREEZE, 255 00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:42,825 AND BREAKFAST BARS SO YOU WON'T STARVE. 256 00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:46,882 DON'T SAY ESSENTIALS IF YOU DON'T MEAN ESSENTIALS. 257 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:51,380 I'M STARVING FOR INFORMATION, AND I'M FREEZED OUT OF SOCIAL INTERACTION. 258 00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:55,376 FINE. DON'T GIVE ME MY CELL PHONE CHARGER. 259 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,128 JUST TELL ME WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT MY SELFIES. 260 00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:58,458 JUST TELL ME. 261 00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:01,462 CELL PHONE CHARGERS ARE INSIDE, 262 00:13:01,542 --> 00:13:03,962 RIGHT NEXT TO THE NEW ROCK STAR RABBIT BOOK. 263 00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:06,455 JUST HAVE TO REALIZE YOU'RE WRONG AND COME INSIDE. 264 00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:09,127 NO. WE'RE DOING THIS FOR STAN. 265 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:11,538 YEAH, WE'RE NOT COMING INSIDE 266 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,285 UNTIL YOU LET HIM COME INSIDE. 267 00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:16,035 OKAY, BUT I HOPE YOU REALIZE 268 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:19,535 ROCK STAR RABBIT MAY OR MAY NOT FIND HIS GUITAR. 269 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:20,875 NOT MY PROBLEM. 270 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:25,171 WALK AWAY. WALK AWAY. 271 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:33,460 THEY SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT OUT THERE. I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY'D CRACK BY NOW. 272 00:13:33,542 --> 00:13:36,002 THEY'RE GONNA CRACK. IT'S JUST TAKING LONGER THAN I THOUGHT. 273 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,713 AND LOOK, I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO FIGHT WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. 274 00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:41,002 - I WAS UP ALL NIGHT. - WORRYING ABOUT THE KIDS? 275 00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:43,673 NO, READING ROCK STAR RABBIT LOSES HIS GUITAR. 276 00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:46,329 THAT TITLE REALLY GRABS YOU AND DOESN'T LET GO. 277 00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:50,825 WELL, I WAS DOWN HERE ALL NIGHT SO I COULD BE NEAR THE KIDS. 278 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,327 I SLEPT WITH MY HEAD ON THE KITCHEN TABLE. 279 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:54,747 I HAVE A CRICK IN MY NECK, BENNETT, A CRICK. 280 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,249 I CAN DO THIS, BUT NOT THIS. 281 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,963 OW! OKAY, I CAN DO IT, BUT... OW! 282 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,170 I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 283 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,580 I'M GOING TO TELL THE KIDS THEY'RE COMING INSIDE. 284 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:05,497 NO! WE ARE A UNITED FRONT. 285 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,503 IF YOU'RE GONNA SAY THAT TO ME, STAND OVER HERE, 286 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,543 BECAUSE I CAN'T TURN MY HEAD, AND I WANNA SCOWL AT YOU. 287 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:11,825 ( growls softly ) 288 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:16,326 ( yells ) 289 00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:19,332 OH, IT'S NOT JUST A DREAM. 290 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,167 I REALLY AM OUTSIDE. 291 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,213 AH, THE BOUNCE IS GONE. 292 00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:27,882 I WAS VISITED IN THE NIGHT BY A POSSUM. 293 00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:31,669 I WAS AFRAID OF IT, SO I PLAYED DEAD. THEN HE PLAYED DEAD. IT WAS A STANDOFF. 294 00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:35,424 UNTIL THIS MORNING, WHEN I REALIZED HE'D ACTUALLY DIED. 295 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,327 I COULD'VE BEEN SLEEPING THE WHOLE TIME. 296 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:40,708 THE POINT IS, THIS ISN'T EASY FOR ANY OF US, 297 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,922 BUT WE HAVE TO REMEMBER WHY WE'RE DOING THIS-- 298 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,210 FOR STAN. 299 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:47,541 WE CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS. LOOK AT US, WE'RE A MESS. 300 00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:51,504 YOU LIKE TO RIDE BIKES, RIGHT? 301 00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,254 I'M SORRY, STAN. WE TRIED. 302 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:56,333 OH, SO YOU'RE LEAVING ME? 303 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:57,997 I KNEW YOU WOULD, YOU DIRTY... 304 00:14:58,083 --> 00:14:59,463 STAN, NO ONE IS LEAVING YOU. 305 00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:02,292 ...HAIRED ANGEL. YOU DIRTY-HAIRED ANGEL. 306 00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,625 MY HAIR IS DIRTY. 307 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:06,791 I'M SORRY, HAIR, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. 308 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:07,955 YOU DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS. 309 00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:10,672 - TYLER, IS YOUR HEART BEATING? - YES. 310 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,080 - ARE YOU BREATHING? - YES. 311 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,376 THEN CORK IT! 312 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:18,745 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M WITH YOU GUYS. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 313 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,254 - ( hairdryer blowing ) - WHAT IS THAT SOUND? 314 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:23,955 WHAT IS THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND? 315 00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:26,461 NEW HAIR DRYER. WANNA TRY IT? 316 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,786 THAT DOESN'T LOOK STREET LEGAL. 317 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:34,422 IT'S BEEN MODIFIED. 318 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,080 WALK AWAY. WALK AWAY. 319 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,706 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? OUR ALLIANCE IS CRACKING. 320 00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:42,672 AND BY ALLIANCE, I MEAN TYLER. 321 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,330 YOU LADIES ARE HOLDIN' UP GREAT. 322 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,670 WE NEED TO PUT SOME PRESSURE ON MOM AND DAD 323 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:51,130 SO THAT THEY CRACK FIRST, OR YOU'LL NEVER BE AN INSIDE DOG. 324 00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:54,674 WAIT, WHAT IF WE MAKE OURSELVES REALLY DIRTY 325 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:58,040 AND DISHEVELED AND EMBARRASS MOM AND DAD IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD? 326 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,075 STOP CANINE OPPRESSION. 327 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,166 DOGS ARE PEOPLE, TOO. 328 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,790 NO JUSTICE, NO SELFIES. 329 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:08,042 STAN, HOW IS SELLING YOUR CARICATURES HELPING? 330 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,625 JUST KEEPING MORALE UP. 331 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,130 I MADE THIS FOR YOU. 332 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,208 YOU LIKE TO PROTEST, RIGHT? 333 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,213 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE KIDS ARE DOING THIS. 334 00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,381 I KNOW, I KNOW. THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR. 335 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,038 STOP CANINE OPPRESSION. 336 00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:28,995 HEY, HEY, HEY. WILL YOU KIDS KEEP IT DOWN OVER HERE? 337 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,463 I'M TRYING TO PUT A SHIP INTO A BOTTLE. 338 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,995 HEY, MR. TRUMMER. WE'RE PROTESTING MY PARENTS BEING MEAN. 339 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,333 OH, GLAD YOU CUT YOUR HAIR, SALLY. 340 00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,417 THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL CALLING ME SALLY? 341 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,670 ALL THE GIRLS ARE WEARING IT SHORT THIS YEAR. 342 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,500 HEY, BERNADETTE PETERS. 343 00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,543 STILL ONLY FUNNY TO YOU. 344 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:52,825 MR. TRUMMER, OUR PARENTS MADE STAN AN OUTSIDE DOG. 345 00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:55,667 WILL YOU SIGN OUR PETITION AGAINST THIS ACT OF TYRANNY? 346 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,500 I KNOW THE SCHOOLS AIN'T WHAT THEY USED TO BE, 347 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,923 BUT YOU DO UNDERSTAND WHAT A DOG IS, RIGHT? 348 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,920 YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT, IN MY IMAGINATION, I'M A KUNG FU MASTER, RIGHT? 349 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:09,825 DON'T COME LOOKIN' TO ME FOR SUPPORT. I THINK YOUR PARENTS ARE RIGHT. 350 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:12,578 COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT AS PARENTS, BUT RIGHT. 351 00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:19,877 HEY, YOU WANT ME TO RAISE 'EM FOR YOU WHILE I'M OUT HERE? 352 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 MR. TRUMMER, HELLO. 353 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,923 DO YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE, BENNETT? 354 00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:27,291 THE NEIGHBORS ARE NOTICING. IT'S MAKING US LOOK BAD AND... 355 00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:28,785 GET OUT OF THAT THING. 356 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,710 I WAS JUST CHECKING IT TO MAKE SURE WE WEREN'T BEING UNREASONABLE. 357 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,500 IT IS A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE THAN YOU THINK. 358 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,461 WELL, SINCE YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR OWN KIDS, 359 00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:42,082 I'LL SEE IF I CAN CRANK UP MY LAWN JET SPRINKLER 360 00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:43,956 AND HOSE 'EM DOWN FOR YOU. 361 00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,881 THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY, MR. TRUMMER. 362 00:17:46,959 --> 00:17:51,289 NEITHER IS PUTTING ALL MY JUNK MAIL IN YOUR MAILBOX, BUT I STILL DO IT. 363 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,078 ( door shuts ) 364 00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:54,666 I HAVE HAD IT WITH THE KIDS. 365 00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,330 WE'RE JUST GONNA TELL THEM THEY HAVE TO COME IN. 366 00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:58,167 I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK THEY'LL LEARN THE LESSON 367 00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,670 BETTER BY FIGURING IT OUT THEMSELVES. 368 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:03,580 YOUR TIPS IN ABRACADADDY AREN'T PRESTO CHANGING THEM. 369 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,917 HA HA. MAGICAL ONE, ELLEN. 370 00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:10,382 WELL, WE'VE COME THIS FAR, WE CAN'T CAVE NOW. 371 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,038 WOULD YOU GET OUT OF THE DOG BED? 372 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,325 I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I'D GOTTEN BACK INTO IT. 373 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,000 STOP CANINE OPPRESSION. 374 00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:19,293 WE EMBARRASSED THEM AND THEY'RE NOT CRACKING. 375 00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:22,125 OK, PEOPLE ARE JUST MAKING FUN OF US. LET'S JUST GO BACK INSIDE. 376 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:26,670 NO. WE CAN'T. SOME OF US STILL CARE 377 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:28,250 - ABOUT STAN. - I STILL CARE ABOUT STAN. 378 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,793 YOU WERE ABOUT TO SELL HIM OUT FOR SOME STUPID BLOW DRYER. 379 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:33,075 IF BLOW DRYERS ARE STUPID, I DON'T WANNA BE SMART. 380 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,576 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 381 00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:37,999 THE TWO OF YOU FIGHTING IS NOT GONNA HELP STAN. 382 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,883 ( all arguing ) 383 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,920 KIDS, IN. NOW. 384 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,830 ELLEN, IN. NOW. 385 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,327 Both: YOUR WAY IS WRONG. 386 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:50,037 - ( all arguing ) - PSST. 387 00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,035 - WHAT IS IT, STAN? - WE NEED TO END THIS. 388 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:03,375 I WAS BROUGHT HERE TO BRING THE FAMILY TOGETHER NOT TEAR IT APART. 389 00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:05,328 WELL, THAT AND COMIC RELIEF. 390 00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:08,917 THE POINT IS, IF IT'LL STOP ALL THE FIGHTING, 391 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,380 I'LL BE AN OUTSIDE DOG. 392 00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:14,538 THESE PAST TWO DAYS HAVE SHOWN ME THAT YOU GUYS DO THINK OF ME AS AN EQUAL. 393 00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:16,504 THAT'S ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS. 394 00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,463 THAT'S VERY SWEET, STAN. 395 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:22,956 BUT IF YOU'RE WILLING TO GIVE IN, MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE THAT MUCH. 396 00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:24,081 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 397 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:28,376 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING, SHERRY, ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 398 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,748 WELL, WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO DO? 399 00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:35,084 AFTER I COULDN'T TRAIN YOUR DOG YESTERDAY, I COULDN'T TRAIN MY NEXT THREE DOGS. 400 00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:37,035 I LOST MY MOJO, MAN. 401 00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:40,042 CANCELLED ALL MY CLIENTS, 402 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,375 AND I'VE JUST BEEN LOUNGING AROUND THE HOUSE 403 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:44,788 IN MY "ZERO FAILURE" PAJAMAS, 404 00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:47,165 WHICH ARE NOW "ONE FAILURES." 405 00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:50,792 IF YOU COULDN'T TRAIN YOUR NEXT THREE DOGS, 406 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,575 SHOULDN'T IT BE FOUR FAILURES? 407 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:54,127 I'M A MATH GENIUS, YOU KNOW. 408 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,747 I SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO MY OLD JOB. 409 00:19:57,834 --> 00:20:00,884 CLEANING CIRCUS CAGES DRESSED AS A CLOWN. 410 00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:02,789 AT LEAST THERE, I HAD MY DIGNITY. 411 00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:07,879 WELL, SHERRY, YOU ACTUALLY DID TRAIN STAN. 412 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,631 IT JUST TOOK A LITTLE WHILE TO KICK IN. 413 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,539 YEAH, TELL STAN TO SIT. 414 00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:12,995 WHAT IF HE DOESN'T? 415 00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:15,213 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE. REALLY. 416 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,206 STAN. 417 00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,125 PLEASE SIT. I'M SORRY, NEVER MIND. DO WHAT YOU WANT. 418 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,165 OH, THAT FELT GOOD. 419 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,504 YEAH, SOMETHING TINGLED. 420 00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,125 TELL HIM TO DO SOMETHING ELSE. 421 00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:33,128 YEAH, SEE IF HE'LL GO TO HIS BED. 422 00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:37,461 STAN, GO TO YOUR BED. 423 00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:42,831 WOW, LOOK AT THAT. HE WENT TO HIS BED INSTEAD OF THE COUCH. 424 00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:44,747 YES, SHERRY'S BACK. 425 00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:46,334 THIS IS MY HOUSE! 426 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,575 WHOA, THIS IS SUPER COMFY. 427 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,377 HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS? 428 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,538 THE QUESTION IS, DOES IT MUFFLE? 429 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,245 OH, IT MUFFLES. 430 00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:58,132 THIS IS SO GREAT. 431 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:00,078 NOW I CAN STOP TELLING MYSELF, 432 00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:01,876 "YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH, SHERRY," 433 00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:03,789 AND GO BACK TO TELLING MYSELF, 434 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,205 "YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, SHERRY. 435 00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:07,171 YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL FEET AND A WINNING SMILE." 436 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:12,878 WELL, YOU PROBABLY WANNA GET HOME AND REWRITE THOSE PAJAMAS. 437 00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:15,672 YEAH, YOU'RE DOWN TO THREE FAILURES. 438 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,381 MATH GENIUS. 439 00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:21,541 NOW THAT I'M BACK IN BUSINESS, THERE'S SOME TENNIS BALLS AND SQUEAKY TOYS 440 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,875 I NEED TO GET BACK FROM THE CHARITY BINS. 441 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:25,583 THANKS, STAN. 442 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:30,037 I WAS ABOUT TO BECOME A BETTER PERSON, BUT NOW I DON'T HAVE TO. 443 00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,332 WELL, THANK YOU, SHERRY. 444 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,375 THIS IS MY HOUSE. 445 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,918 YOU DON'T THANK ME. I'LL THANK MYSELF. 446 00:21:37,959 --> 00:21:40,209 THANK YOU, SHERRY. THANK YOU. 447 00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:46,245 WELL, THERE YOU GO, MOM. STAN IS OFFICIALLY TRAINABLE. 448 00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:49,003 WELL, IF HE'S WILLING TO STAY OFF THE FURNITURE, 449 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:52,075 - I GUESS HE CAN BE AN INSIDE DOG AGAIN. - THANK YOU, MOM. 450 00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:55,325 OH, YOU MAY NOT WANNA DO THAT. I'M PRETTY DIRTY. 451 00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:57,497 THAT DOESN'T BOTHER A MOTHER. 452 00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,253 I WAS WRONG, I WAS WRONG. STRONG SMELLS, STRONG SMELLS. 453 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:04,956 I WAS SO GLAD TO BRING THE FAMILY BACK TOGETHER AGAIN, 454 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,330 AND ELLEN EVEN SAID MAYBE I COULD GO ON THE COUCH 455 00:22:07,417 --> 00:22:08,957 AS LONG AS I'M NOT TOO DIRTY, 456 00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:11,996 BUT FRANKLY, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT SO MUCH ANYMORE. 457 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:15,920 WHAT I'M REALLY OBSESSED WITH IS THIS ROCK STAR RABBIT BOOK I'M READING. 458 00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:27,879 WOW, THESE STORIES REALLY GRAB YOU, AND DON'T LET GO.