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BENNETT, DO I HAVE TO
KEEP ASKING YOU TO FINISH

2
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ASSEMBLING THE GARDEN SHED?

3
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
IT'S REALLY YOUR CHOICE.

4
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THANKS FOR THE TOWELS, DAD.

5
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NOW, I'M GOING TO GET
THE ROPE AND A GLUE GUN.

6
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AREN'T YOU GOING TO ASK HER
WHAT SHE NEEDS THAT STUFF FOR?

7
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I'M HOPING SHE'S FINISHING THE SHED.

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BENNETT!

9
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IF I WERE HIM, I'D ASSERT MY DOMINANCE

10
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BY BITING HER ON THE NECK.

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MAYBE THAT'S WHY I'VE NEVER
HAD A LONG-TERM GIRLFRIEND.

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HONEY, I CAN'T FINISH THE GARDEN SHED.

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I GOT TO GET READY FOR
MY FISHING WEEKEND WITH TYLER.

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WHERE ARE THE PILLOWS
THE STRAY CATS WERE BORN ON?

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-IN THE GARAGE.
-THANK YOU.

16
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SO, YOU'RE REALLY DRAGGING
TYLER TO THE LAKE?

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YOU KNOW HE'LL HATE IT.

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YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY I NEVER HAD CHILDREN.

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WELL, THAT AND I NEVER
HAD THE DESIRE AFTER

20
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THAT WEIRD WEEKEND AT THE VET.

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A FATHER AND A SON HAVE TO BOND,

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BUT NOTHING I'VE TRIED HAS WORKED.

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UH, EVEN THAT TECHNIQUE
FROM MY LATEST BOOK:

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BEHAVIORAL MIRRORING.

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'SUP, BRO?

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YOU'RE NOT STRETCHING OUT
MY CLOTHES, ARE YOU?

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LITTLE BIT.

28
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I REALLY THINK THIS FISHING TRIP
IS OUR OPPORTUNITY TO BOND.

29
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NOW I JUST NEED AN AX, A NINE IRON,
AND YOUR WEDDING DRESS.

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THE SECOND ONE.

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SWEETIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

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JUST BUILDING A LITTLE FORT.

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AW, THAT'S CUTE. A LITTLE FORT.

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( theme music playing )

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( giggling )

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HOMEWORK IS FUN WHEN WE
DO IT TOGETHER, LINDSAY.

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EVERYTHING IS FUN
WHEN WE DO IT TOGETHER.

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Both: EVEN TALKING IS FUN
WHEN WE DO IT TOGETHER.

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WON'T IT BE GREAT
WHEN WE'RE BOTH DOCTORS,

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AND MARRIED TO TWINS,
AND LIVE ACROSS THE STREET

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-FROM EACH OTHER?
-YEAH.

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BUT ONE OF THE TWINS
SHOULD BE A MECHANIC,

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SO IF A CAR BREAKS DOWN, HE CAN FIX IT.

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Both: OOH, A GREASE MONKEY!

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( giggling )

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-BYE, GIRL.
-BYE.

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AVERY, THE FUNNIEST THING
HAPPENED AT SCHOOL TODAY.

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THE CHEERLEADERS WERE THINKING--

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I'M LAUGHING ALREADY.

50
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THEY WERE THINKING OF ASKING
YOU TO BE THEIR NEW FLYER

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'CAUSE THEY CAN'T FIND
A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL

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SMALL ENOUGH TO THROW UP IN THE AIR.

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I TOLD THEM TO COME OVER HERE
FOR YOUR TRY-OUT.

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

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'CAUSE I WANT CHEERLEADERS
AT MY HOUSE.

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THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY. I GOTTA GO SOAK

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A TOWEL IN BODY SPRAY
AND SMACK MYSELF WITH MAN-STINK.

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WAIT A MINUTE!

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THE CHEERLEADERS ARE
COMING RIGHT NOW?

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THE CHEERLEADERS ARE
COMING RIGHT NOW?

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YEAH! AND THEY WANT
ME TO BE THEIR FLYER.

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( both yelling )

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I KNOW I MADE FUN OF
CHEERLEADERS FOR THINKING

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THAT THEY'RE BETTER
THAN EVERYBODY ELSE,

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BUT NOW I HAVE A CHANCE TO BE
BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE.

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( yelling )

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FINALLY, I'M GOING TO BE A CHEERLEADER.

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DID THAT SOUND LIKE I WAS
LIVING THROUGH YOU?

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I TRY SO HARD NOT
TO BE ONE OF THOSE PARENTS.

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WE'RE GOING TO BE A CHEERLEADER.

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MOM! PLEASE TELL ME THIS
ISN'T GOING TO BE LIKE GYMNASTICS

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WHEN YOU ATTACKED THE JUDGES.

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-YOU STUCK THAT LANDING!
-MOM!

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YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M NOT GOING
TO LIVE THROUGH YOU

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JUST TO MAKE UP
FOR MY PAST DISAPPOINTMENTS.

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I HAVE A PERFECTLY FULFILLED LIFE...
THEY'RE HERE!

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OH!

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MOM!

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YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M DOING IT AGAIN.

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TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH, ELLEN.

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HEY, BRIE, MADDIE.

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SO, UM, I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANY CHEERS,

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BUT I DO HAVE SOME
GYMNASTICS EXPERIENCE.

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STUCK THE LANDING.

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IF YOU WANT TO SHOW ME SOME CHEERS,

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I COULD DEFINITELY TRY SOMETHING OUT.

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OKAY.

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YOU'RE IN.

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GREAT. IT'S AWESOME
TO BE A PART OF THE TEAM.

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THANK YOU. I'M IN!

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-YOU'RE IN! YOU'RE IN!
-YAY! YAY!

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Stan: I WAS HAPPY FOR AVERY
THAT SHE FOUND SOMETHING

93
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SHE WANTED TO BELONG TO.

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OF COURSE THE BEST THING IS
TO JOIN SOMETHING WORTHWHILE,

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SOMETHING THAT WILL REALLY
MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD.

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DO YOU WANT TO JOIN CHLOE'S
MAGIC BLANKET KINGDOM?

97
00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:05,713
DO I?

98
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-( knocking on door )
-KNOCK, KNOCK. CAN WE COME IN?

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STATE YOUR BUSINESS.

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I'M A WORLD-RENOWNED CHILD
PSYCHOLOGIST. PLUS ONE.

101
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YOU MAY ENTER.

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CHLOE, THIS IS AMAZING.

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BENNETT, SHE'S TAKEN
OVER THE WHOLE KITCHEN.

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I WAS GOING TO MAKE MY
BANANA-MUSTARD-BLACK PEPPER PIE.

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ARE YOU SURE YOUR
GRANDMOTHER DIDN'T MEAN

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BANANA-CUSTARD-BLACKBERRY PIE?

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YOU HAD A REALLY BAD PHONE CONNECTION.

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BUT I'VE ALWAYS MADE
BANANA-MUSTARD-BLACK PEPPER PIE.

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I KNOW.

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THAT PIE IS ILLEGAL IN MY COUNTRY.

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THEN I WOULD LIKE TO APPLY
FOR POLITICAL ASYLUM.

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GRANTED.

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-YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME?
-YEAH, SON.

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WHAT ACTIVITY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE
TO DO WITH YOUR OLD MAN?

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WELL, IT'S NOT GOING
ON A ROLLER COASTER,

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BECAUSE YOU THREW UP ON ME.

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IT'S NOT GOING TO SEE A 3-D MOVIE,

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BECAUSE YOU THREW UP ON ME.

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IT'S NOT PLAYING BOARD GAMES,

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BECAUSE YOU THREW UP ON ME.

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MY HIPPO HAD JUST GORGED ITSELF.
IT WAS DISGUSTING.

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NO. SON, YOU AND I ARE GOING FISHING
THIS WEEKEND.

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YOU AND ME IN THE HOT SUN
ON A ROCKING BOAT WITH SMELLY FISH

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AND A BUCKET OF WORMS?

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WHY DON'T YOU JUST THROW UP
ON ME NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH?

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WE'RE GOING, WE'RE BONDING,

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AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. YOU'LL SEE.

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IT'LL JUST BE LIKE... OH.

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OH, I AM TASTING BANANA-
MUSTARD-BLACK PEPPER PIE.

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I'M GOOD.

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NO, I'M NOT.

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YEAH. WHEN THE GIRLS
RELEASE ME INTO THE AIR,

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TIME SLOWS DOWN, AND I FEEL LIKE

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ICARUS RACING TOWARDS THE SUN.

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IT'S, LIKE, TOTALLY FUN
BEING A CHEERLEADER.

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( laughing )

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AVERY, THOSE WERE THE CUTE BOYS!

138
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BEFORE YOU WERE A CHEERLEADER,
THEY NEVER NOTICED YOU!

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DON'T HATE ME IF I'M A TAD JEALOUS.

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LINDSAY, I COULDN'T HATE YOU,
EVEN IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY

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MIXED UP OUR TWIN HUSBANDS
AND KISSED THE WRONG ONE.

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OH, HEY! DON'T FORGET
OUR CLEAN UP THE PARK EVENT.

143
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HOW COULD I? I ALREADY PAINTED
HAPPY FACES ON OUR HAZ-MAT MASKS.

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Both: THESE MAKE PROTECTION
FROM CHEMICAL INHALATION CUTE.

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( laughing )

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( clearing throat )

147
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OH, UH, HEY, GUYS.
YOU KNOW LINDSAY, RIGHT?

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YEAH, SHE'S YOUR LITTLE FRIEND WHO
TALKS AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, RIGHT?

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Both: YEAH, WE DO THAT. I DON'T
REALLY KNOW HOW IT HAPPENS.

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ANYWAY, AVES, THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE CALLING YOU NOW, "AVES."

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WANNA SIT WITH US AT LUNCH TODAY?

152
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YOU HAVE TO, IT'S NOT A QUESTION.

153
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OH, UH, CAN MY BFF COME, TOO?

154
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I'D LOVE FOR LINDS TO BE IN ON THE FUN.

155
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THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLING
HER NOW: "LINDS."

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SORRY, CHEERLEADER MEETING.

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OH SORRY, LINDSAY.

158
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NO, IT'S A CHEERLEADER MEETING, IT'S COOL.

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I'LL SEE YOU LATER, AVES.

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SEE YOU, LINDS.

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All: BYE. BYE.

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OKAY. WE'RE NOT CALLING YOU AVES
ANYMORE. SHE RUINED IT.

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YOUR NEW NICKNAME IS "AVERY."

164
00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:07,383
OH, I LIKE THAT. I HOPE IT CATCHES ON.

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LOOK, AVERY, IT'S NOT REALLY
A CHEERLEADER MEETING,

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WE JUST DON'T LIKE LINDSAY.

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-WE DON'T.
-NOT AT ALL.

168
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BUT SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

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IF YOU HANG OUT WITH HER,
YOU CAN'T HANG OUT WITH US.

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IT'S ALL PART OF OUR SCHOOL SPIRIT.

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All: SPIRIT.

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-WELL, THE FORT'S DONE. WHOO!
-YEAH.

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NOW WHAT DO WE DO?

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HUH? OH, LET'S NAME OUR COUNTRY.

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OKAY, LET'S SEE. MY NAME'S CHLOE,
YOUR NAME'S STAN.

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LET'S NAME IT... "CHLOE."

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UH, WHERE'S MY NAME?

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YOUR NAME CAN BE
IN THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

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♪ CHLOE, CHLOE, CHLOE, CHLOE, CHLOE
CHLOE, CHLOE, STAN ♪

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WELL, AT LEAST MY NAME IS THE BIG FINISH.

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♪ CHLOE ♪

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00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:03,075
AH, THAT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

183
00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:06,706
SO WE HAVE A NAME AND A NATIONAL
ANTHEM. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

184
00:08:06,792 --> 00:08:08,672
WE NEED AN ENEMY TO CONQUER.

185
00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:10,829
Bennett: HEY, CHLOE.
IT'S DADDY AND MOMMY.

186
00:08:14,792 --> 00:08:16,752
PERFECT.

187
00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:18,710
ARE THEY IN THERE?

188
00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:21,882
I THINK SO. I CAN HEAR CHLOE'S VOICE.

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00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:22,920
AH!

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00:08:27,542 --> 00:08:29,832
I CLAIM THE FAMILY ROOM
IN THE NAME OF CHLOE!

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00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:32,077
-OH!
-CHLOE!

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00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:35,166
WE'RE LETTING YOU PLAY IN THE KITCHEN.
DON'T PUSH IT.

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00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:38,670
RETREAT! RETREAT! RETREAT!

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00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:45,880
STAN, WHAT'S GOING ON?

195
00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:50,499
THE CONFLICT DRAGS ON, MORALE IS
LOW, AND SUPPLIES ARE DWINDLING.

196
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I DON'T THINK WE'LL MAKE IT
THROUGH THE WINTER.

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HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

198
00:08:55,125 --> 00:08:57,205
LOOK, STAN, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

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00:08:57,917 --> 00:09:00,417
THE CHEERLEADERS ARE COMING
OVER TONIGHT FOR A SLEEP-OVER

200
00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,880
AND I LOVE BEING ONE OF THEM,

201
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,919
BUT THEY SAY I CAN'T BE FRIENDS
WITH LINDSAY ANYMORE.

202
00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:08,380
WELL, AS A DOG, I VALUE
LOYALTY ABOVE ALL.

203
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:13,250
Chloe: COUCH CUSHIONS!
BRING ME MORE COUCH CUSHIONS!

204
00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:16,540
WHY ELSE WOULD I FOLLOW
THAT CRAZY, RED-HEADED TYRANT

205
00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:18,415
INTO A BATTLE THAT CAN'T BE WON?

206
00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:22,326
AVERY, LINDSAY'S YOUR BEST FRIEND.

207
00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:23,827
YOU CAN'T TURN YOUR BACK ON HER.

208
00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:26,787
I CAN BE FRIENDS WITH LINDSAY
AND STILL BE A CHEERLEADER.

209
00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:29,325
I'VE JUST GOT TO KEEP
MY TWO WORLDS SEPARATE.

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00:09:29,417 --> 00:09:33,207
Chloe: STAN, BRING THEM NOW
OR I'LL HAVE YOU SHAVED!

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00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:36,750
YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME SHAVED.

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00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:38,464
I'VE GOT A COUPLE TATTOOS I REGRET.

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ONE'S A PINK UNICORN,

214
00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:43,538
AND THE OTHER ONE'S EMBARRASSING.

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00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:47,825
BASS MASTER BENNETT JAMES HERE,

216
00:09:47,917 --> 00:09:50,377
REELING IN THE BIG ONE.

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00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:52,418
OH!

218
00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:55,076
DAD?

219
00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:56,916
HEY! OH, HEY, HEY, HEY.

220
00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,000
HEY, HEY YOU, SON. HEY. HEY.

221
00:10:00,792 --> 00:10:03,922
READY FOR A WEEKEND
WE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER? OH!

222
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,170
AND I HAVE NOT EATEN
A THING TODAY, SO NOTHING WILL

223
00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,540
BE COMING UP BUT BILE.

224
00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:12,038
AND, UH, A LITTLE BIT OF RICE.

225
00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:13,583
DO WE HAVE TO GO NOW?

226
00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:15,667
THE CHEERLEADERS ARE
COMING HERE FOR A SLEEP-OVER.

227
00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:17,960
OH! TOO BAD. WE'RE GOING FISHING.

228
00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:20,630
COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?

229
00:10:20,709 --> 00:10:24,919
WELL, YEAH. I'VE GOT A FISH HOOK STUCK
IN MY BUTT CHEEK.

230
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,039
YOU'RE GONNA NEED A PAIR OF PLIERS
AND A FLASHLIGHT, SON.

231
00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:30,877
OH, COME ON!

232
00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:35,581
ARE THE CHEERLEADERS HERE YET?

233
00:10:37,041 --> 00:10:39,671
NO, YOU'RE THE FIRST TO ARRIVE.

234
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,329
WHEN DID YOU GET THAT UNIFORM?

235
00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:45,207
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU NEVER MADE THE SQUAD.

236
00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:46,961
I WAS THE UNOFFICIAL BACKUP

237
00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:49,541
IN CASE ONE OF THE EIGHT
CHEERLEADERS GOT THE FLU

238
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:54,170
OR WAS ACCIDENTALLY
HANDCUFFED TO THE FLAGPOLE.

239
00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:57,250
IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME
THEY'D GO WITH JUST SEVEN.

240
00:10:57,333 --> 00:11:00,503
UM, THE CHEERLEADERS
ARE MY THING, REMEMBER?

241
00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:02,963
OF COURSE THEY ARE. YES.
YOU'RE THE KID, I'M THE MOM.

242
00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:05,291
THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE, NOT--

243
00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:08,915
-THEY'RE HERE! THEY'RE HERE!
-OH!

244
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,460
OH, IT'S YOU.

245
00:11:11,542 --> 00:11:12,922
WHAT'S YOUR MOTHER LOOKING FOR?

246
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,040
HER YOUTH. MOM, WOULD YOU
PLEASE CHANGE?

247
00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:19,745
AND PUT ON SOME OTHER CLOTHES, TOO.

248
00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:22,214
FINE. CALL ME WHEN
THE CHEERLEADERS GET HERE.

249
00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:25,381
OH, ARE THE CHEERLEADERS COMING
OVER TO HELP CLEAN UP THE PARK?

250
00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:29,878
HERE'S YOUR TRASH SPIKE.
I SPENT ALL NIGHT BEDAZZLING IT.

251
00:11:29,959 --> 00:11:31,129
WAS THAT TODAY?

252
00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:32,498
YOU FORGOT?

253
00:11:32,917 --> 00:11:36,127
YEAH. I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
WE'LL DO IT ANOTHER DAY, OKAY?

254
00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:37,828
SO YOU'RE BLOWING ME OFF?

255
00:11:37,917 --> 00:11:39,917
WELL, I CAN'T BLOW OFF
THE CHEERLEADERS.

256
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,500
THEY ALWAYS DO THIS SLEEP-OVER
AT THE NEW GIRL'S HOUSE.

257
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:44,383
IF YOU COULD JUST GO
BEFORE THEY GET HERE.

258
00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:45,918
YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT?

259
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,920
I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN
FOR IT TO COME OUT THAT WAY.

260
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,250
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU HERE
WHEN THEY COME.

261
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,288
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME.

262
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:55,705
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT
UNDERSTANDING HOW IMPORTANT

263
00:11:55,792 --> 00:11:57,002
BEING A CHEERLEADER IS TO ME.

264
00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:59,957
Both: I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE BEING SUCH A BAD FRIEND.

265
00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:01,711
Both: ME? YEAH, YOU!

266
00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:03,042
( doorbell rings )

267
00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:06,325
IF YOU WANT ME OUT OF HERE
SO BADLY, I'M LEAVING.

268
00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:08,627
BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE
HAPPY ABOUT IT.

269
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,790
WELL, I GUESS I JUST LOST MY BEST FRIEND.

270
00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:20,705
THAT'S THE SCHOOL SPIRIT.

271
00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:22,172
All: SPIRIT!

272
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:25,833
OH, AVERY.

273
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,786
YOU RUINED OUR BONDING TRIP.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

274
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:35,535
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT.

275
00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:36,875
LOOK AT ALL THESE FISH WE CAUGHT.

276
00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:37,999
SON, WE DIDN'T CATCH THEM.

277
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:40,583
WE WERE ARGUING SO MUCH, THE OTHER
FISHERMEN THREW THEM AT US

278
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,537
TO GET US OFF THE LAKE.

279
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,165
WE STILL CAUGHT THEM.

280
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:49,037
OOH, THE CHEERLEADERS
ARE IN THEIR PAJAMAS.

281
00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:51,205
I THOUGHT YOUR STUPID FISHING TRIP
WOULD MAKE ME MISS THIS

282
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,001
BUT WE GOT BACK IN TIME!

283
00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:55,883
UGH, I'M DISGUSTING, I CAN'T
LET THEM SEE ME LIKE THIS.

284
00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,379
AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN THERE,
TURN ON THE LIGHT.

285
00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:58,748
YOU CAN HELP ME HANG THIS DOOR.

286
00:12:58,834 --> 00:12:59,834
I DON'T WANT TO HANG THE DOOR.

287
00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:01,827
I DON'T EITHER. LET'S BOND OVER THAT.

288
00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:04,749
( all laughing )

289
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,794
( all sighing )

290
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,790
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS,
LINDSAY'S REALLY NOT THAT BAD

291
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:14,125
ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HER.
SHE JUST WANTS TO BE LIKE US.

292
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:17,248
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE LIKE US,
BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN.

293
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:18,213
RIGHT, GIRLS?

294
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:19,791
-YEAH.
-TOTALLY.

295
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,995
YOU GO, BRIE!

296
00:13:22,959 --> 00:13:24,459
-MOM!
-WHAT?

297
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:26,673
OH! I'M DOING IT AGAIN,
AREN'T I? I'M SORRY.

298
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,290
I'M GOING UP TO BED.

299
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,495
GOOD NIGHT, MADS.

300
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:30,463
GOOD NIGHT, ELLS.

301
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:31,542
YES!

302
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,580
( grunts ) HA-HA.

303
00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:38,537
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR MOM'S FACE
WHEN SHE SEES THIS.

304
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,825
YOU NEVER FINISH WHAT YOU START.

305
00:13:40,917 --> 00:13:43,247
WELL, I FINISHED THIS, BOOM!

306
00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:46,082
( groaning )

307
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:52,334
OH, SHOOT.

308
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:55,247
WE CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR BECAUSE
WE PUT THE HINGES ON BACKWARDS.

309
00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:57,745
( grunts )

310
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:04,497
OH, GREAT, WE CAN'T UNSCREW THE HINGES
BECAUSE THE BATTERY'S DEAD.

311
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:08,213
AND SOMEBODY MADE US LEAVE OUR CELL
PHONES BEHIND SO WE COULD BOND.

312
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:09,211
( groaning )

313
00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:11,541
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO POINT FINGERS.

314
00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:15,035
NOW IS THE TIME TO SCREAM
IN KIND OF A CRAZY PANIC.

315
00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:18,827
HELP! HONEY! HONEY!

316
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,627
Both: HELP! HELP! GET US OUT OF HERE!

317
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:22,419
♪ YOU GOT TO GET LOW, LOW, LOW ♪

318
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,210
♪ YOU GOT TO GET LOW, LOW, LOW ♪

319
00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:25,921
Both: WE'RE STUCK IN THE SHED!

320
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,170
WE'RE STUCK IN THE SHED!

321
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:31,420
♪ YOU GOT TO GET LOW, LOW, LOW ♪

322
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,790
( yelling )

323
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,750
GOOD, YOU'RE UP.
WE HAVE TO PUT ON A PLAY

324
00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:41,794
TO TEACH AVERY A LESSON ABOUT LOYALTY.

325
00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,495
I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT WRITING IT.

326
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,463
I'M ONLY DOING IT IF I CAN PLAY
A GRIZZLED OLD MOUNTAIN MAN.

327
00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:49,172
UH, OKAY, FINE.

328
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,380
AWESOME!

329
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,668
DOES MY BEARD SMELL FUNNY TO YOU?

330
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:59,080
IT'S BEEN FUN BEING PART OF THIS KINGDOM,

331
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,416
BUT I GOT A BETTER OFFER
TO JOIN ANOTHER KINGDOM.

332
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,580
CHEERLANDIA.

333
00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:06,039
SO, I'M OUT OF HERE.

334
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:09,455
GRRR, I'M A MOUNTAIN MAN.

335
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,002
I GROW MOSS IN MY BELLY BUTTON.

336
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:16,462
I KNOW IT'S UNEXPECTED,
HURTS YOUR FEELINGS,

337
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:19,082
AND IS A SHOCKING ACT OF DISLOYALTY.

338
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,376
I POOP IN THE WOODS.

339
00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:27,423
OKAY. ALL RIGHT. I SEE WHAT YOU GUYS
ARE DOING HERE WITH YOUR LITTLE DRAMA,

340
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:28,830
AND IT ISN'T VERY CONVINCING.

341
00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:30,787
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
YOU'RE DUMPING LINDSAY

342
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,285
FOR THE CHEERLEADERS.

343
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:34,125
YOU DUMPED YOUR BEST FRIEND?

344
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,457
IT'S NOT THAT I DUMPED HER.

345
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:38,752
IT'S JUST I GOT SOME NEW FRIENDS...

346
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:39,794
IT'S COMPLICATED.

347
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,825
BUT, YOU'RE MY BIG SISTER, AVERY.

348
00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,877
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

349
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,537
CHLOE, SOMETIMES THINGS CHANGE--

350
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:48,745
BUT I WANTED TO BE LIKE YOU.

351
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,997
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT.

352
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:55,713
IN SCHOOL, I WROTE YOUR NAME
FOR THE PERSON I ADMIRE MOST.

353
00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:03,959
THIS IS THE BEST PLAY
I HAVE EVER WRITTEN.

354
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:09,955
GOOD. I'M GLAD YOU GUYS ARE UP.

355
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:11,921
I'M NOT GIVING UP LINDSAY AS A FRIEND.

356
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,381
THEN YOU CAN'T BE A CHEERLEADER.

357
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:16,998
YES, I CAN. I'M THE ONLY GIRL
WHO'S SMALL ENOUGH TO BE A FLYER.

358
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:18,003
( gasping )

359
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:19,633
HOW DARE YOU THREATEN US.

360
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:22,039
HOW DARE YOU CALL US
NOT SMALL ENOUGH.

361
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:25,075
EITHER I'M STILL FRIENDS WITH LINDSAY,

362
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,666
OR I QUIT THE CHEERLEADERS.

363
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,380
WE DON'T NEED YOU. WE'LL JUST
FIND SOMEONE ELSE WE CAN LIFT.

364
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,878
REMY.

365
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:33,079
ONE, TWO, THREE.

366
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,706
( grunting )

367
00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:38,422
FINE, WE'RE BEST FRIENDS AGAIN.

368
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,130
All: SPIRIT!

369
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,207
Stan: WAY TO GO, AVERY!

370
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,000
-AHH!
-AHH!

371
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,253
OH, WELL WE'RE STILL IN HERE.

372
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,083
IT WASN'T A DREAM.

373
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,166
WHY HAVEN'T THEY COME LOOKING FOR US?

374
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,920
BECAUSE AS FAR AS THEY KNOW,

375
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,460
WE'RE AT THE LAKE UNTIL TOMORROW.

376
00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:06,212
WHAT SMELLS LIKE ROTTING FISH?

377
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:09,831
IT MIGHT BE THE ROTTING FISH, SON.

378
00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:14,537
LISTEN, I'M, I'M SORRY
I DRAGGED YOU INTO THIS.

379
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,955
MAYBE I WAS TRYING TOO HARD.

380
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:20,211
THE THING IS, I NEVER DID ANYTHING
LIKE THIS WITH MY DAD.

381
00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:23,421
REALLY? YOU NEVER GOT TRAPPED IN
A SHED IN HUNDRED DEGREE HEAT

382
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,420
WITH ROTTING FISH
AND NO HOPE OF GETTING RESCUED?

383
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:28,333
EH, WE JUST WEREN'T THAT CLOSE.

384
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:31,825
AND I WANTED MORE FOR YOU AND ME.

385
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,877
IT'S FRUSTRATING FOR ME BECAUSE

386
00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:36,919
YOU NEVER TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON,

387
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,670
YOU, YOU NEVER LET ME IN.

388
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:43,170
I MEAN, WE'VE GOT SUCH
A STRAINED RELATIONSHIP.

389
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:46,213
WE DO?

390
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,791
I THOUGHT WE WERE REALLY CLOSE.

391
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,498
REALLY!

392
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:55,748
YEAH. I MEAN, I LOVE YOU AND EVERYTHING.

393
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,504
IF I HEARD THAT THREE DAYS AGO,
WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD

394
00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:59,583
TO GO ON THIS STUPID FISHING TRIP.

395
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:03,581
I LOVE YOU, TOO... AND EVERYTHING.

396
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,793
YOU KNOW, I'M KINDA GLAD WE GOT
TO HAVE THIS MOMENT BEFORE

397
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,285
WE ROT IN HERE WITH THESE FISH.

398
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:11,165
HEY! WE ARE NOT GOING TO ROT IN HERE.

399
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:15,000
COME ON. WE ARE STRONG,
WE'RE RESOURCEFUL,

400
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:18,003
WE NEVER GIVE UP. WE'RE JAMES MEN.

401
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,423
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND SOMETHING TO--

402
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,880
SNAKE! ( yelling )

403
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:36,832
-WE'RE FREE! WE'RE GONNA LIVE!
-( coughing )

404
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:38,877
-YOU OKAY, DAD?
-YEAH. YEAH.

405
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:40,829
I, I THINK SO.

406
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:44,037
SOMEDAY, SON, WHEN YOU TELL
THIS STORY, AND BY SOMEDAY,

407
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,995
I MEAN IN FIVE MINUTES
WHEN YOU TALK TO YOUR MOM,

408
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:50,825
IT WAS A SNAKE, NOT A GARDEN HOSE.

409
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:54,712
DAD?

410
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,707
YES, SON, GO.

411
00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:59,332
GO TO THE CHEERLEADERS.

412
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,131
I'M GONNA GO THROW UP.

413
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,580
HEY, YOU GOT TO ADMIT,

414
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,707
THAT DOOR STAYED ON PRETTY GOOD,
THOUGH, HUH?

415
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:12,379
HEY, GIRLS. HOW WAS THE SLEEP-OVER?

416
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:14,708
EW! WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

417
00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:16,962
IT'S LIKE A COW POOPED A FISH!

418
00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:19,461
( girls screaming )

419
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:20,962
WAIT! WAIT! I, I--

420
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:23,421
I USUALLY SMELL SO MUCH BETTER!

421
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,790
THERE'S A MAN THROWING UP OUT THERE!

422
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,285
( continued screaming )

423
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,035
( blowing whistle )

424
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,455
READY?

425
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,672
Cheerleaders: OKAY.

426
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:42,170
BE MY "F", BE MY "R", BE
MY "I", "E", "N", "D."

427
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,130
WHAT'S THAT SPELL? BE MY FRIEND!

428
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,918
GO LINDSAY, BE AVERY'S FRIEND!

429
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,170
( cheering )

430
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,670
THANKS, GUYS.

431
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,130
THAT WAS WORSE THAN
WHEN THEY MADE US CHEER

432
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:53,418
THAT STUPID BAKE SALE.

433
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:59,251
YOU EXPECT ME TO FORGIVE YOU
JUST LIKE THAT,

434
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,883
AFTER THE WAY YOU BETRAYED ME?

435
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:03,749
LOOK, LINDSAY, I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.

436
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:07,035
I GUESS I JUST GOT SO CAUGHT UP
IN BEING A CHEERLEADER,

437
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,665
I FORGOT WHO I WAS

438
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,710
AND WHAT WE MEANT TO EACH OTHER.

439
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,752
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE THAT SHALLOW.

440
00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:14,924
I THOUGHT WE WERE THE SAME,
BUT I GUESS WE'RE NOT.

441
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:17,958
I GOT YOU INVITED TO
THE CHEERLEADER SLEEP-OVER

442
00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:19,671
AT BRIE'S HOUSE NEXT WEEK.

443
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:24,420
AVERY, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND EVER!

444
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,670
SO YOU FORGIVE ME?

445
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,750
OF COURSE I DO. I GUESS THROWING
AWAY EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE IN

446
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,754
TO BE WITH THE CHEERLEADERS
ISN'T SHALLOW.

447
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,044
IT'S FLEXIBLE.

448
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,793
THAT'S WHAT I TOLD MYSELF. ( gasps )

449
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,285
Both: WE ARE THE SAME!

450
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,035
( screaming )

451
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,633
Both: WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

452
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:46,169
-HELLO, LADIES.
-( screaming )

453
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,040
DO I STILL SMELL THAT BAD?

454
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,500
( cats meowing )

455
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,290
OH, COME ON!

456
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:04,753
Stan: I HAVE NEVER SPENT
SUCH A HORRIBLE NIGHT

457
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:07,424
IN THE THEATER AS LAST TUESDAY.

458
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,630
I'M SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING,
LITTLE MOUNTAIN MAN.

459
00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:12,879
I WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN AGAIN.

460
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:14,169
( spitting sound )

461
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:19,044
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY HERO,
BIG MOUNTAIN SIS.

462
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:22,915
NOW, LET'S GO HOLLOW OUT
A BEAR TO SLEEP IN.

463
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,630
( spitting sounds )

464
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:25,999
( yelling )

465
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,496
I DID NOT WRITE THAT.

466
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,003
( music playing )

467
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,423
( boing )