1 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,445 I've had the best life. 2 00:00:13,525 --> 00:00:15,365 And I couldn't have wished for a better bloke. 3 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:19,405 But the world's�gonna carry on without me, 4 00:00:19,485 --> 00:00:20,565 and so are you. 5 00:00:21,885 --> 00:00:22,725 Have fun. 6 00:00:26,645 --> 00:00:28,605 And I want you to meet someone else. 7 00:00:32,045 --> 00:00:33,605 Someone nearly as lovely as me. 8 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,245 Nearly. 9 00:00:36,925 --> 00:00:38,365 - Hello. - Hello, you. 10 00:00:38,445 --> 00:00:39,605 - You all right? - Yeah. 11 00:00:39,685 --> 00:00:41,085 - What are you doing? - Twitter. 12 00:00:59,725 --> 00:01:01,285 Right. Got a good lead for you. 13 00:01:01,725 --> 00:01:02,885 Local baby... 14 00:01:02,965 --> 00:01:04,685 looks exactly like Adolf Hitler. 15 00:01:07,565 --> 00:01:09,325 Ooooh! Hey! 16 00:01:09,405 --> 00:01:11,165 Boo boo boo boo boo! 17 00:01:11,445 --> 00:01:13,245 Yeah! 18 00:01:13,325 --> 00:01:14,285 Boo! 19 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:17,205 So... is that a birthmark? 20 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:18,525 Oh, no, it's eyeliner. 21 00:01:18,605 --> 00:01:21,125 We did it with marker pen at first, but it took ages to get off. 22 00:01:21,205 --> 00:01:23,445 Yeah, I mean,� this way we can do it when we want 23 00:01:23,525 --> 00:01:25,565 then wipe it off if we need to. 24 00:01:25,645 --> 00:01:26,485 So hold on, 25 00:01:26,565 --> 00:01:28,245 it doesn't really look like Hitler then. 26 00:01:28,325 --> 00:01:29,565 It does. 27 00:01:29,885 --> 00:01:32,205 No. I mean naturally. 28 00:01:32,685 --> 00:01:34,765 It wasn't born with its hair combed forward 29 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,525 and a mustache, was it? 30 00:01:36,605 --> 00:01:38,925 - Nor was Hitler, to be fair. - Good point. 31 00:01:39,005 --> 00:01:41,885 What I'm saying is, it's not a revelation, is it? 32 00:01:42,325 --> 00:01:44,525 I mean, to get in the paper. 33 00:01:45,245 --> 00:01:47,605 "Baby born that looks a bit like Hitler," 34 00:01:48,085 --> 00:01:49,325 mildly interesting... 35 00:01:49,405 --> 00:01:51,605 if it had a real mustache. 36 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:56,005 But you can draw a mustache on any baby and it looks a bit like Hitler. 37 00:01:56,085 --> 00:01:57,165 Not a black one. 38 00:01:57,645 --> 00:01:58,805 Not as much. 39 00:01:58,885 --> 00:01:59,725 No. 40 00:02:00,045 --> 00:02:01,405 Well, then you'd probably... 41 00:02:01,485 --> 00:02:03,925 do a little Robert Mugabe... or something. 42 00:02:04,005 --> 00:02:06,925 Yeah, or Chinese one. We'd probably do... 43 00:02:07,245 --> 00:02:08,885 - Kim Jong-Un or something. - Yeah. 44 00:02:08,965 --> 00:02:10,125 Or a Korean one, even. 45 00:02:10,405 --> 00:02:11,645 I've got one more question. 46 00:02:11,725 --> 00:02:14,485 Why do you want your baby to look like Adolf Hitler? 47 00:02:15,005 --> 00:02:16,445 You're not fans, are you? 48 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:18,685 We're not Nazis, no. 49 00:02:18,765 --> 00:02:21,605 - Just... a bit of fun, innit? I mean... - Yeah. 50 00:02:21,685 --> 00:02:23,805 Hitler's the funniest thing to do,� I guess. 51 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:29,085 - Take a picture. - Yep. 52 00:02:29,965 --> 00:02:31,285 Smile. 53 00:02:35,845 --> 00:02:39,445 So... will people do literally anything to get in the local paper, then? 54 00:02:39,525 --> 00:02:40,525 It's a laugh, innit? 55 00:02:41,725 --> 00:02:43,005 - It was funny. - Yeah. 56 00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:44,965 See? 57 00:02:51,525 --> 00:02:53,365 They should get him a passport now, 58 00:02:53,445 --> 00:02:55,445 so he's stuck with that photo for ten years. 59 00:02:57,205 --> 00:02:58,645 Oh, here she is. 60 00:02:58,725 --> 00:03:00,125 - Right. - Go on. 61 00:03:00,205 --> 00:03:01,445 - If you were atheist... - I am. 62 00:03:01,525 --> 00:03:03,325 - ...and don't believe in an afterlife... - I don't. 63 00:03:04,325 --> 00:03:06,645 If you don't believe in heaven and hell and all that, 64 00:03:06,725 --> 00:03:09,765 why don't you just go around raping and murdering as much as you want? 65 00:03:10,245 --> 00:03:11,085 I do. 66 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,165 What? 67 00:03:12,685 --> 00:03:16,365 I do go around raping and murdering as much as I want, which is not at all. 68 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:18,805 'Cause he's got a conscience. 69 00:03:19,565 --> 00:03:22,565 But... if death is just the end, what's the point? 70 00:03:22,645 --> 00:03:24,205 - What's the point in what? - Livin'! 71 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,325 You might as well�just kill yourself. 72 00:03:26,405 --> 00:03:29,125 So if you're watching a movie, and you're really enjoying it, 73 00:03:29,205 --> 00:03:30,405 something with Kevin Hart in... 74 00:03:30,845 --> 00:03:31,685 Yeah. 75 00:03:31,805 --> 00:03:34,645 And someone points out that this'll end eventually, 76 00:03:34,725 --> 00:03:38,445 do you just go, "Oh, forget it then. What's the point?" and just turn it off? 77 00:03:38,845 --> 00:03:40,645 No, 'cause I can watch it again. 78 00:03:40,725 --> 00:03:43,525 Well, I think life is precious 'cause you can't watch it again. 79 00:03:43,925 --> 00:03:46,725 I mean, you can believe in an afterlife if that makes you feel better. 80 00:03:46,805 --> 00:03:48,005 Doesn't mean it's true. 81 00:03:48,085 --> 00:03:51,085 But once you realize you're not gonna be around forever, 82 00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:54,125 I think that's what makes life so magical. 83 00:03:54,725 --> 00:03:56,805 One day you'll... eat your last meal, 84 00:03:57,325 --> 00:04:00,205 smell your last flower, hug your friend for the very last time. 85 00:04:00,445 --> 00:04:02,125 You might not know it's the last time, 86 00:04:02,205 --> 00:04:06,325 so that's why you should do�everything you love with passion, you know? 87 00:04:06,405 --> 00:04:09,245 Treasure the few years you've got because... 88 00:04:09,965 --> 00:04:11,125 that's all there is. 89 00:04:12,525 --> 00:04:15,325 I've watched Ride Along 2 five times. 90 00:04:15,405 --> 00:04:17,845 - Well, you haven't wasted your life, then. - Definitely not. 91 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:18,765 No. 92 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:22,125 - Love Kevin Hart, everythin' about him. - Yeah. 93 00:04:22,205 --> 00:04:24,205 His humor, his comedy... 94 00:04:24,885 --> 00:04:26,525 - his films... - Comedy films, mainly. 95 00:04:26,605 --> 00:04:28,085 - Mainly, yeah. - Yeah. 96 00:04:28,165 --> 00:04:29,885 - Whatever gets you through. - Yeah. 97 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:31,285 Well, thanks for coming over. 98 00:04:31,365 --> 00:04:32,205 Pleasure. 99 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:37,725 Right. 100 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:48,525 Is this the service for Julian Kane? 101 00:04:48,605 --> 00:04:49,725 It's already happened. 102 00:04:50,405 --> 00:04:51,445 Are you a relative? 103 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,085 No, friend. 104 00:04:54,005 --> 00:04:55,285 Wasn't much of a do. 105 00:04:55,365 --> 00:04:56,365 Terrible turnout. 106 00:04:56,845 --> 00:04:58,245 Hope mine's not like that. 107 00:04:58,325 --> 00:04:59,325 Sure. 108 00:04:59,405 --> 00:05:01,805 I mean, I look forward to these things, and then that happens. 109 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:02,765 It's depressing. 110 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:05,005 Well, maybe the next one� will be more fun. 111 00:05:05,325 --> 00:05:06,165 Doubt it. 112 00:05:07,005 --> 00:05:07,845 Cot death. 113 00:05:23,645 --> 00:05:24,685 Friend of yours? 114 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,965 Yeah. A... guy I used to work with. 115 00:05:28,045 --> 00:05:29,485 Ah, I'm sorry. 116 00:05:29,765 --> 00:05:32,285 Oh, don't breathe in the smoke, love. You'll be off your tits. 117 00:05:33,005 --> 00:05:34,005 Trust me. 118 00:05:38,725 --> 00:05:40,285 - Hey. - I missed it. 119 00:05:41,045 --> 00:05:42,085 Everyone did. 120 00:05:42,685 --> 00:05:43,645 Doesn't matter. 121 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:45,525 How've you been? 122 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:47,845 Yeah, good. 123 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:53,285 The nurse who looks after my dad, I'm gonna... 124 00:05:54,885 --> 00:05:55,885 ask her out. 125 00:05:57,285 --> 00:05:58,685 - That's brilliant. - Is it? 126 00:05:59,045 --> 00:05:59,885 Yeah. 127 00:06:00,405 --> 00:06:01,565 Another good man taken. 128 00:06:01,645 --> 00:06:02,485 Well... 129 00:06:02,965 --> 00:06:04,205 she hasn't said yes yet. 130 00:06:04,285 --> 00:06:05,325 She will. 131 00:06:06,525 --> 00:06:07,485 She'd be mad not to. 132 00:06:08,405 --> 00:06:09,805 I don't suppose you'll have time 133 00:06:09,885 --> 00:06:12,165 to associate with me when you're all hooked up again. 134 00:06:12,245 --> 00:06:13,125 Stupid. 135 00:06:13,645 --> 00:06:14,765 Trust me. 136 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,285 It gets complicated. 137 00:06:16,365 --> 00:06:18,565 No one wants their fella hanging out with someone like me. 138 00:06:19,405 --> 00:06:20,245 Like you. 139 00:06:21,525 --> 00:06:22,725 A really nice person. 140 00:06:29,045 --> 00:06:30,765 - See you later. - See you later. 141 00:07:01,845 --> 00:07:02,845 All right, Dad? 142 00:07:10,165 --> 00:07:12,605 The soldiers were here again today. 143 00:07:18,245 --> 00:07:19,085 Were they? 144 00:07:19,645 --> 00:07:20,605 Yeah. 145 00:07:21,645 --> 00:07:22,605 Looking for me. 146 00:07:23,645 --> 00:07:25,005 I kept out of the way. 147 00:07:28,045 --> 00:07:29,285 Were they British or German? 148 00:07:30,845 --> 00:07:31,685 German. 149 00:07:34,405 --> 00:07:35,405 Nazis, then? 150 00:07:36,365 --> 00:07:37,205 Yep. 151 00:07:38,245 --> 00:07:40,765 Best keep out the way... 'til the war's over. 152 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:45,285 You're a good boy. 153 00:07:46,765 --> 00:07:48,525 - Am I? - Yeah. 154 00:07:52,245 --> 00:07:53,205 What's my name? 155 00:07:53,805 --> 00:07:54,765 Charlie. 156 00:07:55,525 --> 00:07:56,365 Yep. 157 00:07:57,325 --> 00:07:58,325 How do you know me? 158 00:08:00,525 --> 00:08:02,565 Well, you come here sometimes. 159 00:08:03,765 --> 00:08:05,605 Yep, I come here sometimes. 160 00:08:16,605 --> 00:08:17,925 You're my boy. 161 00:08:21,005 --> 00:08:21,845 Yep. 162 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:26,605 You drew on the wallpaper, didn't ya? 163 00:08:29,205 --> 00:08:30,565 I did, yeah. 164 00:08:31,205 --> 00:08:32,085 When I was seven. 165 00:08:33,085 --> 00:08:34,005 You remember that? 166 00:08:36,365 --> 00:08:37,765 Your mum's furious. 167 00:08:38,405 --> 00:08:39,565 She was. 168 00:08:40,565 --> 00:08:41,645 Don't worry about it. 169 00:08:43,085 --> 00:08:44,885 Got a spare roll down the shed. 170 00:08:45,845 --> 00:08:47,085 I'll do it tomorrow. 171 00:08:49,645 --> 00:08:50,965 You did it already, Dad. 172 00:08:51,045 --> 00:08:52,565 - You did it the next day. - Yeah. 173 00:08:53,525 --> 00:08:56,045 I'll do it tomorrow. 174 00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:01,125 I love you, Dad. 175 00:09:03,925 --> 00:09:04,765 Gay. 176 00:09:13,325 --> 00:09:16,125 ...falling down the back. If you sit forward, I'll pull it up. 177 00:09:26,765 --> 00:09:27,845 Okay, right. 178 00:09:28,885 --> 00:09:30,405 I don't wanna do this anymore. 179 00:09:31,285 --> 00:09:32,285 I don't see the point. 180 00:09:32,765 --> 00:09:37,605 Well, I mean, therapy is a way of helping you cope with your feelings. 181 00:09:37,685 --> 00:09:38,525 How? 182 00:09:38,925 --> 00:09:42,005 You're asking the question, which means you're on the way to problem-solving. 183 00:09:42,085 --> 00:09:43,005 Am I? 184 00:09:43,085 --> 00:09:44,165 That's a great question. 185 00:09:44,245 --> 00:09:46,645 That's a great question, Tony. 186 00:09:46,725 --> 00:09:49,325 We are here to help you change... 187 00:09:49,885 --> 00:09:53,325 the negative behavior which contributes to your problems. 188 00:09:53,405 --> 00:09:54,525 What is my negative behavior? 189 00:09:54,605 --> 00:09:56,525 You've said yourself, you wanna punish the world 190 00:09:56,605 --> 00:09:58,645 - as a result of your loss. - Yeah. 191 00:09:58,725 --> 00:10:00,765 Some people deserve to be punished, 192 00:10:00,845 --> 00:10:01,725 including me. 193 00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:05,045 And I thought I could be the one to administer the punishment, 194 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:08,485 but my mistake was thinking that everyone is an arsehole, 195 00:10:08,565 --> 00:10:09,565 and they're not. 196 00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:11,605 Some people are nice, right? 197 00:10:11,685 --> 00:10:15,445 And the trick is to find who's nice and who's an arsehole. 198 00:10:16,005 --> 00:10:18,045 But arseholes are clever. They pretend to be nice. 199 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:20,125 They pretend to care about you, that... 200 00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:21,165 You're an arsehole. 201 00:10:21,765 --> 00:10:22,845 So I'm clever. 202 00:10:24,525 --> 00:10:25,445 Yeah. 203 00:10:28,445 --> 00:10:30,565 - So you wanna punish me? - I don't, actually. 204 00:10:30,645 --> 00:10:31,485 - No. - No. 205 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:34,605 I just... don't need you around anymore. 206 00:10:34,685 --> 00:10:35,725 I don't... 207 00:10:37,325 --> 00:10:38,605 I don't need you anymore. 208 00:10:39,525 --> 00:10:40,445 Okay. 209 00:10:40,525 --> 00:10:42,325 You're not terrible, you know. 210 00:10:43,365 --> 00:10:44,365 You're not Hitler. 211 00:10:45,205 --> 00:10:46,405 You're a dickhead. 212 00:10:46,485 --> 00:10:47,525 You're a dick. 213 00:10:48,325 --> 00:10:50,405 You feel better, Tony? 214 00:10:50,685 --> 00:10:53,605 I do. Maybe there's something in this, yeah. 215 00:10:53,685 --> 00:10:54,925 You absolute cock. 216 00:10:55,445 --> 00:10:56,965 You cock, you twat. 217 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:03,205 It was your brother-in-law Matt that told me about you, and uh... 218 00:11:04,565 --> 00:11:05,965 we thought it would be a good idea... 219 00:11:06,045 --> 00:11:07,565 And I went along with it for a�while. 220 00:11:07,645 --> 00:11:10,085 I don't know why. Like wiggling a tooth. I knew you were a cock, 221 00:11:10,165 --> 00:11:12,965 - but I just thought I'd give it... - Well, it seems to be helping him, 222 00:11:13,045 --> 00:11:15,445 what with his marriage going down the fucking swanny. 223 00:11:15,725 --> 00:11:16,565 His what? 224 00:11:17,405 --> 00:11:19,045 Sorry. Naughty. 225 00:11:35,205 --> 00:11:36,805 Is everything okay with you and Jill? 226 00:11:37,885 --> 00:11:38,725 What? 227 00:11:39,085 --> 00:11:41,605 The psychiatrist said you were having marriage problems. 228 00:11:41,685 --> 00:11:44,245 - Well, he shouldn't have done that. - I know. He's a twat. 229 00:11:44,765 --> 00:11:45,605 Is it true? 230 00:11:47,325 --> 00:11:48,525 Yeah, we are. 231 00:11:48,605 --> 00:11:51,685 What, you're... What? You're working it out, though? 232 00:11:51,925 --> 00:11:53,365 Well, we're trying to, yeah. 233 00:11:53,445 --> 00:11:55,525 So you're not gonna...� split up or anything? 234 00:11:55,605 --> 00:11:57,205 - Just gonna... - Well, maybe. 235 00:11:57,285 --> 00:11:58,245 Really? 236 00:11:58,325 --> 00:11:59,325 Oh, come on. Wha... 237 00:11:59,405 --> 00:12:03,485 Is it genuinely a revelation to you that other people have problems, Tony? 238 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,245 Because they do. Everyone does. 239 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,005 Most people keep these things to themselves. 240 00:12:07,085 --> 00:12:08,965 They don't go around broadcasting it�like you do, 241 00:12:09,045 --> 00:12:10,885 but everyone has bad shit in their lives. 242 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:12,725 So the next time you're rude to some waitress 243 00:12:12,805 --> 00:12:15,525 for getting your order wrong,� or make someone feel bad 244 00:12:15,605 --> 00:12:19,405 for saying something stupid, just know that they might have just failed an exam, 245 00:12:19,485 --> 00:12:22,085 or been made redundant, or found out their mum's got cancer. 246 00:12:23,245 --> 00:12:25,845 - What about George? - What, like I haven't thought of that? 247 00:12:26,565 --> 00:12:27,685 He doesn't know anything's wrong. 248 00:12:27,765 --> 00:12:30,485 To be honest, he's more worried about his uncle acting mental, 249 00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:32,325 threatening to kill himself and other people. 250 00:12:32,405 --> 00:12:33,245 Well... 251 00:12:33,645 --> 00:12:36,645 tell him he doesn't�have to worry about that... at least. 252 00:12:36,725 --> 00:12:37,685 That's not gonna happen. 253 00:12:37,765 --> 00:12:40,805 I'm not gonna tell him something that might turn out to be a lie. 254 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,205 I'm not gonna kill myself. 255 00:12:44,925 --> 00:12:45,765 Okay. 256 00:12:47,805 --> 00:12:48,725 I'm sorry. 257 00:12:49,045 --> 00:12:50,045 No, you didn't know. 258 00:12:50,725 --> 00:12:52,445 No, not about this. I mean... 259 00:12:53,925 --> 00:12:54,885 about everything. 260 00:12:56,605 --> 00:12:57,645 Been a fuckin' pain. 261 00:13:01,845 --> 00:13:02,845 I like this job. 262 00:13:03,765 --> 00:13:06,565 I just used to be better at it. Used to... try harder. 263 00:13:06,645 --> 00:13:07,485 But it's... 264 00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:11,165 it's a good place to work. 265 00:13:13,205 --> 00:13:14,365 Even with these idiots. 266 00:13:15,645 --> 00:13:17,165 And the little things do matter. 267 00:13:17,245 --> 00:13:21,685 This shitty little... free, local newspaper. 268 00:13:22,365 --> 00:13:24,285 It kills a few minutes, 269 00:13:24,685 --> 00:13:25,685 in a good way. 270 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:30,805 A smile 'cause someone saved a blind kitten from a tree. 271 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:32,805 It's not for reading, it's for being in. 272 00:13:32,885 --> 00:13:36,125 Everyone should be in the local paper at least once. 273 00:13:37,085 --> 00:13:38,045 "I was 'ere." 274 00:13:40,165 --> 00:13:41,005 It's sweet. 275 00:13:45,605 --> 00:13:46,685 Cheers, Lenny. 276 00:13:47,165 --> 00:13:48,125 What for? 277 00:13:48,205 --> 00:13:50,245 For being my human stress ball. 278 00:13:50,765 --> 00:13:52,245 Letting me squeeze your neck. 279 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,805 What a good fuckin' mate you are! 280 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:56,925 Welcome. 281 00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,285 You're brilliant, Sandy. 282 00:14:00,085 --> 00:14:01,125 Smart, 283 00:14:01,205 --> 00:14:02,205 interested. 284 00:14:02,285 --> 00:14:03,405 Don't ever lose that. 285 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,605 You can do whatever you want. 286 00:14:07,925 --> 00:14:09,005 And Kath. 287 00:14:09,925 --> 00:14:12,725 Thank you for annoying me every day, 288 00:14:13,165 --> 00:14:14,085 without fail. 289 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,765 Your banal questions... 290 00:14:17,485 --> 00:14:18,525 they distracted me. 291 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:22,685 So, cheers. 292 00:14:24,525 --> 00:14:25,805 Dunno what he's on about. 293 00:14:25,885 --> 00:14:27,365 I think he's being nice. 294 00:14:28,165 --> 00:14:30,125 Hmm. That's even weirder. 295 00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,005 And... 296 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:33,725 cheers, Matt. 297 00:14:34,405 --> 00:14:35,765 Thanks for never giving up. 298 00:14:37,885 --> 00:14:40,565 It must have been like trying�to free an injured, 299 00:14:41,085 --> 00:14:43,405 angry rat from a trap. 300 00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:47,565 You're doing it for its own good, but it doesn't know that 301 00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:49,525 'cause it doesn't trust anyone anymore... 302 00:14:50,805 --> 00:14:51,885 so it lashes out. 303 00:14:53,405 --> 00:14:54,765 You can't change the world, 304 00:14:55,725 --> 00:14:57,965 but you can... you can change yourself. 305 00:15:01,045 --> 00:15:02,645 I'll try harder at that as well. 306 00:15:03,565 --> 00:15:04,685 I'll stick around. 307 00:15:05,085 --> 00:15:05,925 So, 308 00:15:06,485 --> 00:15:07,485 I mean, I won then? 309 00:15:09,005 --> 00:15:10,805 - Won what? - I kept you alive long enough 310 00:15:10,885 --> 00:15:13,725 to decide you weren't going to kill yourself and you could be happy again. 311 00:15:14,725 --> 00:15:15,645 Happy's a stretch. 312 00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:19,325 But you don't have to confiscate my shoelaces anymore. 313 00:15:20,005 --> 00:15:20,845 Okay. 314 00:15:23,445 --> 00:15:24,325 Get back to work. 315 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,845 Unless you've got somewhere better to be. 316 00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:28,645 I have got somewhere better to be. 317 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,765 Oh, back again. 318 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,365 Hi. Umm... 319 00:15:37,885 --> 00:15:40,245 I was wondering if you wanted to go out... 320 00:15:40,805 --> 00:15:41,645 for a drink... 321 00:15:42,045 --> 00:15:43,085 or a meal. 322 00:15:44,045 --> 00:15:45,165 Oh, uh... 323 00:15:46,725 --> 00:15:47,885 I'm not mad anymore. 324 00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,245 I'm a bit mad. 325 00:15:50,605 --> 00:15:52,525 But, no madder than anyone else. 326 00:15:52,605 --> 00:15:55,005 I don't know if it's the right thing. I just... 327 00:15:55,085 --> 00:15:55,925 Okay. 328 00:15:57,725 --> 00:16:00,005 Well, I mean... Can I say I'll think about it? 329 00:16:00,205 --> 00:16:01,045 Yep. 330 00:16:01,565 --> 00:16:02,445 I'll take that. 331 00:16:03,165 --> 00:16:04,605 Think about it. That's good. 332 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,045 There's hope. 333 00:16:06,805 --> 00:16:07,885 Hope is everything. 334 00:16:10,645 --> 00:16:11,765 I don't know what to say. 335 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:12,725 Just say yes. 336 00:16:33,965 --> 00:16:34,925 I asked her out. 337 00:16:36,565 --> 00:16:37,405 The nurse? 338 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,845 Oh, excellent! 339 00:16:39,925 --> 00:16:42,165 She's thinking about it, so... 340 00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:46,365 How are you? 341 00:16:47,845 --> 00:16:48,685 I mean... 342 00:16:49,805 --> 00:16:50,645 are you... 343 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,485 - Am I happy? - Yeah. 344 00:16:55,845 --> 00:16:56,685 Yes. 345 00:16:58,645 --> 00:17:01,645 I had the most wonderful life with Stan. 346 00:17:02,925 --> 00:17:04,685 And I have all those memories. 347 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,405 That's all we are anyway,� really, memories. 348 00:17:09,925 --> 00:17:12,605 And Stan had a wonderful life, too, 349 00:17:12,685 --> 00:17:14,165 and he's not in any pain. 350 00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:17,125 Doesn't even know it's over. 351 00:17:17,725 --> 00:17:18,725 I do. 352 00:17:20,805 --> 00:17:21,925 But I'd rather live... 353 00:17:22,645 --> 00:17:23,485 missing him... 354 00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:26,085 than for him to live missing me. 355 00:17:26,165 --> 00:17:27,605 That's how much I love him. 356 00:17:28,165 --> 00:17:29,525 I wouldn't change anything. 357 00:17:31,045 --> 00:17:35,725 If I went back and changed one thing I didn't like, I might lose something 358 00:17:35,845 --> 00:17:38,165 that that bad thing eventually took me to. 359 00:17:38,365 --> 00:17:39,885 You shouldn't regret anything, 360 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:45,725 or think, "Well, if I went back, I might do this or I might do that." 361 00:17:47,045 --> 00:17:49,005 I'd go back to 1998... 362 00:17:49,645 --> 00:17:53,325 and punch Gavin Tilley in the face for looking at Lisa. 363 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:56,285 - For looking at her? - It was the way he looked at her. 364 00:17:56,605 --> 00:17:57,565 He winked. 365 00:17:59,565 --> 00:18:00,645 She ignored it. 366 00:18:00,725 --> 00:18:02,205 I pretended I hadn't seen it. 367 00:18:02,445 --> 00:18:04,965 I knew it was wrong to punch him, but... 368 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,445 Also, I think I was embarrassed 369 00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:11,165 about being jealous over something, so... 370 00:18:11,605 --> 00:18:14,005 But now I wish I'd punched him�in the face. 371 00:18:17,365 --> 00:18:18,805 I found myself... 372 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:22,205 ranting about how life's worth living today at work 373 00:18:22,285 --> 00:18:24,285 for the first time since Lisa died, 374 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,165 and... that's your fault. 375 00:18:29,445 --> 00:18:30,285 And I thought... 376 00:18:31,405 --> 00:18:32,485 I'm gonna carry on... 377 00:18:33,805 --> 00:18:36,445 saying and doing... what I want, and... 378 00:18:36,845 --> 00:18:39,605 punishing the world,�but I'm gonna punish people who deserve it. 379 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,365 I'm gonna use my superpower for good. 380 00:18:43,765 --> 00:18:44,605 'Cause... 381 00:18:45,245 --> 00:18:48,165 when I was doing and saying exactly what I wanted, 382 00:18:48,925 --> 00:18:50,605 it always felt better... 383 00:18:51,245 --> 00:18:53,285 when it was also the right thing to do. 384 00:18:54,445 --> 00:18:56,445 Know what I mean? If you're a good person, 385 00:18:56,845 --> 00:19:01,205 doing things you want to do is the same as doing good. 386 00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,325 And you're a good person, 387 00:19:04,405 --> 00:19:06,725 and I'd really rather you didn't kill yourself. 388 00:19:08,645 --> 00:19:09,965 Because it would be a waste. 389 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,965 You may not like living much, 390 00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:16,445 but you make the world a better place. 391 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:19,965 And don't give up... 392 00:19:20,445 --> 00:19:21,725 because then they've won. 393 00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:24,485 And they grow in numbers. 394 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:25,965 Who? 395 00:19:26,045 --> 00:19:28,725 Arseholes, you know, like Gavin fuckin' Tilley. 396 00:19:30,565 --> 00:19:31,965 Gavin fuckin' Tilley. 397 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,245 Ugh. 398 00:19:57,725 --> 00:19:59,445 399 00:20:00,805 --> 00:20:02,805 400 00:20:04,405 --> 00:20:06,405 401 00:20:07,445 --> 00:20:09,245 402 00:20:09,885 --> 00:20:12,845 403 00:20:13,805 --> 00:20:15,805 404 00:20:15,885 --> 00:20:21,525 405 00:20:23,285 --> 00:20:25,285 406 00:20:26,485 --> 00:20:28,005 407 00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:32,125 408 00:20:32,525 --> 00:20:34,565 409 00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:38,325 410 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,325 411 00:20:41,405 --> 00:20:46,885 412 00:20:47,765 --> 00:20:53,165 413 00:20:53,645 --> 00:20:59,605 what's passed you by 414 00:21:00,365 --> 00:21:05,805 415 00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:10,605 416 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:22,245 417 00:21:23,205 --> 00:21:25,485 418 00:21:26,005 --> 00:21:28,405 419 00:21:29,525 --> 00:21:31,525 420 00:21:31,885 --> 00:21:34,885 421 00:21:35,805 --> 00:21:37,925 422 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:43,405 423 00:21:44,525 --> 00:21:49,685 424 00:21:50,485 --> 00:21:56,165 what's passed you by 425 00:21:57,125 --> 00:22:02,565 426 00:22:02,645 --> 00:22:06,045 427 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:10,885 428 00:22:10,965 --> 00:22:16,685 429 00:22:38,165 --> 00:22:43,365 430 00:22:44,045 --> 00:22:49,965 what's passed you by 431 00:22:50,765 --> 00:22:55,765 432 00:22:56,285 --> 00:23:01,165 433 00:23:02,565 --> 00:23:08,165 434 00:23:09,245 --> 00:23:15,165 what's passed you by 435 00:23:15,885 --> 00:23:21,485 436 00:23:21,565 --> 00:23:27,125 437 00:23:30,005 --> 00:23:31,485 Are you gonna go for a drink with him? 438 00:23:31,565 --> 00:23:33,405 Oh, I dunno. 439 00:23:33,805 --> 00:23:34,725 Do you like him? 440 00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:39,485 D'you know, I've worked in this job for... 441 00:23:39,565 --> 00:23:41,045 God, 25 years, 442 00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:45,045 and, I mean, I've seen lonely people, people dying, people in pain, 443 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,685 people who've got nothing,� and yet I... 444 00:23:48,245 --> 00:23:51,725 I don't think I've ever met anyone quite as... sad as him. 445 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,725 And he did it to himself. It's like... 446 00:23:55,445 --> 00:23:58,805 I dunno, he's...�he's tried to, like, turn his heart�into stone 447 00:23:58,885 --> 00:24:02,245 so that he wouldn't actually feel anything 'cause it was just all... 448 00:24:03,045 --> 00:24:04,885 really painful for him. 449 00:24:05,725 --> 00:24:06,565 And yet, 450 00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:09,205 he still manages to make me laugh. 451 00:24:14,045 --> 00:24:15,205 - Hi. - Hi. 452 00:24:17,965 --> 00:24:20,205 Right, let's go for that drink, then. 453 00:24:20,685 --> 00:24:22,045 - Really? - Yeah. 454 00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:23,925 - D'you wanna go to the pub or... - Thank you. 455 00:24:25,285 --> 00:24:26,165 Sorry. 456 00:24:27,325 --> 00:24:28,965 - Hey. - What? 457 00:24:31,165 --> 00:24:32,125 You are human. 458 00:24:33,165 --> 00:24:34,565 I'm getting there. 459 00:24:51,245 --> 00:24:57,325 460 00:24:59,125 --> 00:25:03,205 461 00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:07,965 462 00:25:09,245 --> 00:25:11,805 463 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:19,365 sometime again