1 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:10,137 There is a dragon at large. 2 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:13,515 Perhaps we should contract our esteemed head of the Assassins' Guild 3 00:00:13,599 --> 00:00:16,143 to inhume the creature. 4 00:00:16,226 --> 00:00:19,354 The key to controlling the dragon is a talking sword called Wayne. 5 00:00:19,438 --> 00:00:20,856 There are other artefacts. 6 00:00:20,939 --> 00:00:22,983 We need all of them to control the dragon. 7 00:00:23,692 --> 00:00:26,987 I would like you to arrest the arrest the head of the Thieves' Guild. 8 00:00:27,571 --> 00:00:29,406 You want us to declare a war? 9 00:00:29,489 --> 00:00:32,492 You're the Watch? You look like a really shit band. 10 00:00:34,036 --> 00:00:35,787 We can never be friends with humans. 11 00:00:35,871 --> 00:00:37,456 I'm not just a human, am I? 12 00:00:37,539 --> 00:00:38,707 Talk to her. 13 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:41,084 Take it from me, one day, it'll be too late. 14 00:00:41,168 --> 00:00:42,768 Why are you so afraid of the Dark? 15 00:00:42,794 --> 00:00:44,963 I know what the Dark in the Dark means, Lady Ramkin. 16 00:00:45,047 --> 00:00:47,382 It's how we find the next artefact. 17 00:01:40,185 --> 00:01:42,813 Hey, what are you gawping at? 18 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:44,773 All the crispy action's down there. 19 00:01:47,901 --> 00:01:49,736 I'd say the evidence is overwhelming. 20 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:51,113 Wouldn't you agree, Cheery? 21 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:55,033 Dr Cruces said he was a virgin. 22 00:01:56,535 --> 00:01:58,662 The dragon got to him before we could. 23 00:01:58,745 --> 00:02:02,291 Right. Give that slide back, or I'll eat your eyes out. 24 00:02:02,541 --> 00:02:05,127 That montage is, um, breathtaking. 25 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:07,504 Oh, do you really think so? 26 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:12,259 Multiple setups and subverting the jump cuts in such a bold way. 27 00:02:12,342 --> 00:02:13,427 Astonishing, really. 28 00:02:13,510 --> 00:02:14,970 Well, truth and art... 29 00:02:15,053 --> 00:02:18,390 A 180 tracking shot around your hero from that little box? 30 00:02:18,473 --> 00:02:20,225 What are you saying, Lady Ramkin? 31 00:02:20,309 --> 00:02:21,351 The dragon didn't get him, 32 00:02:21,435 --> 00:02:23,312 but somebody wants us to think that it did. 33 00:02:24,521 --> 00:02:26,606 Oh, come on. Give an imp a couple of mice 34 00:02:26,690 --> 00:02:28,900 and it'll paint whatever you like. Everyone knows that. 35 00:02:28,984 --> 00:02:30,444 Ooh. 36 00:02:30,527 --> 00:02:31,820 Everyone knows that. 37 00:02:34,239 --> 00:02:36,325 What a catastrophic flaw in the system. 38 00:02:38,493 --> 00:02:39,828 Take the imp in for questioning. 39 00:02:41,038 --> 00:02:42,956 We can arrest all the people we like, 40 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,680 but Carcer's vanished with a talking sword 41 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,060 that can get him whatever he wants. 42 00:02:46,084 --> 00:02:48,313 He could already be on his way to getting the next artefact. 43 00:02:48,337 --> 00:02:50,380 Well, then, we need to get to it first. 44 00:02:51,465 --> 00:02:57,471 Cheery, tell the captain about the Dark in the Dark. 45 00:03:29,336 --> 00:03:30,545 Where's Carcer Dun? 46 00:03:36,468 --> 00:03:37,552 And the sword? 47 00:03:45,936 --> 00:03:49,231 Why aren't you shitting yourselves, hmm? 48 00:03:49,314 --> 00:03:51,191 I'd be shitting myself if I had me by the hair. 49 00:03:53,443 --> 00:03:54,945 Are you constipated? 50 00:03:55,028 --> 00:03:57,280 Angua? 51 00:03:57,364 --> 00:03:59,866 There's not enough room in the cells for them all. 52 00:04:00,409 --> 00:04:02,828 Half of them are damp or uninhabitable. 53 00:04:02,911 --> 00:04:05,956 - I was thinking if we could use yours. - Still need mine. 54 00:04:06,123 --> 00:04:07,749 - Of course, I was... - I'm still me. 55 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:10,335 I know you're still you. 56 00:04:13,755 --> 00:04:15,882 Well, that leaves the cell that nobody can open. 57 00:04:15,966 --> 00:04:17,402 The one the captain uses as his cellar 58 00:04:17,426 --> 00:04:19,010 and then his second cellar. 59 00:04:19,094 --> 00:04:20,929 Maybe they can share. 60 00:04:21,012 --> 00:04:23,172 - They can't share. - Don't give me human rights again. 61 00:04:23,223 --> 00:04:24,951 When you arrest suspects involved in the same crime, 62 00:04:24,975 --> 00:04:26,244 you have to keep them at least a cell apart 63 00:04:26,268 --> 00:04:27,894 to stop them from talking to each other. 64 00:04:27,978 --> 00:04:29,813 Not if we cut their tongues out. 65 00:04:31,273 --> 00:04:33,733 Carcer dumped us as soon as he found the sword. 66 00:04:33,942 --> 00:04:35,152 We don't know where he is. 67 00:04:36,736 --> 00:04:38,196 You got a problem with that? 68 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,949 No, that was... That was actually really quite effective. 69 00:04:45,662 --> 00:04:46,955 What if we move Skimmer? 70 00:04:48,373 --> 00:04:49,374 To there. 71 00:04:51,209 --> 00:04:52,752 So we've got Skimmer in this one. 72 00:05:01,636 --> 00:05:02,762 What are you looking at? 73 00:05:04,181 --> 00:05:06,308 Your tattoo, it's, um... 74 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:07,601 It's from your pack, right? 75 00:05:07,684 --> 00:05:09,269 You maybe could get a new one. 76 00:05:10,312 --> 00:05:12,814 For this pack. 77 00:05:14,274 --> 00:05:15,275 Uh, this one's free. 78 00:05:22,073 --> 00:05:23,825 You can't keep us in here. 79 00:05:24,242 --> 00:05:26,161 I'm staying in here now? Huh. 80 00:05:30,165 --> 00:05:32,565 Touch a single thing and I'll cut all your other fingers off. 81 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,755 And you touch a single thing and... 82 00:05:36,838 --> 00:05:39,257 Well, I'll be very disappointed in you. 83 00:05:48,975 --> 00:05:50,143 Our boss will break us out. 84 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:52,854 Then we'll be arresting him, too. 85 00:05:52,938 --> 00:05:55,065 Urdo's gone. 86 00:05:55,732 --> 00:05:56,900 We have somebody new. 87 00:05:57,859 --> 00:06:00,153 And she is coming... 88 00:06:00,237 --> 00:06:01,363 any second now. 89 00:06:07,285 --> 00:06:09,329 You're all deaf and blind. 90 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:12,207 A bunch of philistine wankers. 91 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:13,833 Why go through all the trouble 92 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:15,502 of faking the attack with the imp? 93 00:06:15,585 --> 00:06:17,355 The thief just told us his new boss is coming here 94 00:06:17,379 --> 00:06:19,756 to break the prisoners out any second now. 95 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:21,299 He said "she." 96 00:06:21,383 --> 00:06:23,885 And we all know that Dr Cruces and Urdo are sworn enemies. 97 00:06:23,969 --> 00:06:25,804 We think this is guild on guild. 98 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:29,015 If Cruces is in control of the Thieves' Guild and the Assassins' Guild... 99 00:06:29,099 --> 00:06:30,559 Thieves and Assassins? 100 00:06:30,642 --> 00:06:32,477 Double-powered super-guild. 101 00:06:32,602 --> 00:06:37,148 What would they call it? The Thesassins' Guild? 102 00:06:37,232 --> 00:06:38,650 Hmm, catchy. 103 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:41,820 They'll be strong enough to take on Vetinari. 104 00:06:41,903 --> 00:06:44,823 We've already survived that first attack with a... 105 00:06:44,906 --> 00:06:46,866 small scary child with the buns in her head. 106 00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:48,451 If we let Cruces in here, 107 00:06:48,535 --> 00:06:50,495 we lose everything we fought for. 108 00:06:50,579 --> 00:06:53,123 We just stood up to Vetinari. We have to hold the line. 109 00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:54,541 We are the line. 110 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:56,519 - So we defend it. - No, we can't all stay here. 111 00:06:56,543 --> 00:06:58,169 We hold the line. 112 00:06:58,253 --> 00:07:00,463 You and Angua have got to stop Carcer. 113 00:07:00,672 --> 00:07:03,800 Cheery, it's time to face the Dark in the Dark. 114 00:07:06,386 --> 00:07:07,387 Come on. 115 00:07:21,443 --> 00:07:23,194 So we know that this is the sword, 116 00:07:23,278 --> 00:07:24,904 the first artefact. 117 00:07:24,988 --> 00:07:27,949 I think this is the Crown of Tak, the second artefact. 118 00:07:28,116 --> 00:07:29,367 How can you be so sure? 119 00:07:29,451 --> 00:07:31,451 They keep it in the temple of the Dark in the Dark. 120 00:07:32,412 --> 00:07:33,955 Wayne said those words. 121 00:07:34,039 --> 00:07:37,334 At the centre of the mine that I escaped from five years ago. 122 00:07:37,917 --> 00:07:39,669 Thought you said you just left. 123 00:07:39,753 --> 00:07:41,046 There was never any leaving. 124 00:07:41,129 --> 00:07:43,506 Promised myself there'd never be any going back. 125 00:07:43,590 --> 00:07:44,790 Well, maybe you don't have to. 126 00:07:46,176 --> 00:07:47,361 Why can't we just get the crown? 127 00:07:47,385 --> 00:07:48,446 You'd never make it without me. 128 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:50,597 Only I know the mountain pass. 129 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,200 And then there's the Dark to deal with. 130 00:07:52,599 --> 00:07:54,726 We can handle a bit of Dark. 131 00:07:54,809 --> 00:07:56,311 Down there is not like anywhere else. 132 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:01,066 There's a Dark that hunts. 133 00:08:01,149 --> 00:08:02,359 The Dark doesn't hunt. 134 00:08:02,442 --> 00:08:03,735 It hunted down my mother. 135 00:08:05,111 --> 00:08:06,237 Spike? 136 00:08:07,614 --> 00:08:08,615 The box. 137 00:08:15,330 --> 00:08:16,974 Now you're gonna stay in the lab, understand? 138 00:08:16,998 --> 00:08:18,667 Then you'll be safe. Okay? 139 00:08:20,835 --> 00:08:23,129 Stay. Understand me? Stay. 140 00:08:26,132 --> 00:08:28,677 He's completely fallen for me. You might have to restrain him. 141 00:08:30,887 --> 00:08:33,598 Just give me a second. 142 00:09:08,842 --> 00:09:10,552 This is what my mother refused to wear. 143 00:09:15,014 --> 00:09:16,433 It's how we keep the Dark away. 144 00:09:17,475 --> 00:09:19,269 You can't be yourself down there. 145 00:09:19,352 --> 00:09:20,437 You have to be the same. 146 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,106 Man, or woman, everyone has to be the same. 147 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:25,734 So if you're coming, too, you're gonna need facial hair. 148 00:09:26,776 --> 00:09:28,027 Lots of facial hair. 149 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,572 The prisoners are hairy. 150 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,582 You think I'm afraid of fire? 151 00:09:40,665 --> 00:09:42,125 I was forged in fire. 152 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:43,710 I can talk to it daily. 153 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:47,714 Shit, that burns, dickhead! 154 00:09:47,797 --> 00:09:49,841 You are a noble spy. 155 00:09:49,924 --> 00:09:52,093 Well, thank you, Jareth. 156 00:09:52,177 --> 00:09:53,237 All right, all right. 157 00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:55,096 I told him about the Dark in the Dark. 158 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:57,557 Now please get me out. 159 00:09:58,057 --> 00:10:00,477 I know what he means when he says "Dark in the Dark." 160 00:10:00,852 --> 00:10:02,020 My spy has just told me. 161 00:10:02,228 --> 00:10:04,522 The second artefact is a crown 162 00:10:04,606 --> 00:10:06,191 kept in a temple beneath the city. 163 00:10:06,733 --> 00:10:08,359 - Crown? - Yeah. 164 00:10:10,028 --> 00:10:11,029 We must hurry. 165 00:10:12,197 --> 00:10:13,437 We're going to need protection. 166 00:10:18,036 --> 00:10:19,329 Protection from what? 167 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:21,039 You'll see. 168 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:25,710 Don't worry. The enchantment of H'ragna will fade. 169 00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:28,421 Uh, you missed a bit. 170 00:10:30,256 --> 00:10:32,091 Good enough. Let's go. 171 00:10:48,525 --> 00:10:50,401 Hey. 172 00:10:59,786 --> 00:11:00,787 Stop it. 173 00:11:02,372 --> 00:11:04,249 Don't draw attention to yourselves. 174 00:11:19,806 --> 00:11:22,183 The mines of Tak. My home. 175 00:11:26,563 --> 00:11:28,940 Don't worry. I know the way down. 176 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,026 This was my escape route. 177 00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:35,029 Memorised every step. 178 00:11:50,628 --> 00:11:51,671 They know we're here. 179 00:12:01,097 --> 00:12:03,057 Spike. 180 00:12:03,141 --> 00:12:04,660 That's what you called our Goblin friend. 181 00:12:06,436 --> 00:12:08,605 No. Hey, stop. 182 00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:10,148 You know I don't use that name. 183 00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:11,876 Not just because it takes six minutes to say. 184 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,860 - What do you want? - We ask the questions. 185 00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:16,487 And we'll answer them. 186 00:12:16,571 --> 00:12:18,489 Okay, everybody just stop. 187 00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:20,408 We can sort this out calmly, okay? 188 00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:22,331 Just let me see my father. Let me speak to him. 189 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:24,913 He's dead. 190 00:12:24,996 --> 00:12:27,624 You broke his heart when you left, abandoned your people. 191 00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:30,501 I am now the Dezka'k'nik. 192 00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:31,794 What is that, king? 193 00:12:32,378 --> 00:12:33,755 Senior mining engineer. 194 00:12:33,838 --> 00:12:36,049 - Spike. - That name was for above. 195 00:12:36,132 --> 00:12:37,759 Spike, I need your help. 196 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,598 He needs my help. 197 00:12:43,681 --> 00:12:44,891 - She. - Angua. 198 00:12:44,974 --> 00:12:46,974 - There is no she. - There are two in front of you. 199 00:12:47,018 --> 00:12:48,436 There is no she! 200 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:51,189 There is the only son of the true Dezka'k'nik 201 00:12:51,272 --> 00:12:53,775 and you will heed the authority by birth right 202 00:12:53,858 --> 00:12:55,526 of my name which is... 203 00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:12,585 ...the second. 204 00:13:14,796 --> 00:13:16,255 We are confiscating the Crown of Tak 205 00:13:16,339 --> 00:13:18,466 by orders of Lord Vetinari and the City Watch. 206 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:19,926 Well, why didn't you say so? 207 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:22,470 This is a law-abiding facility. 208 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:25,932 If Lord Vetinari has given the order, come on. 209 00:13:44,617 --> 00:13:47,954 Just a little bit. 210 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,461 We need to, uh, barricade this door. 211 00:13:56,963 --> 00:13:58,131 It's the only way in. 212 00:14:00,008 --> 00:14:04,053 What? I won't burn anyone. 213 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:06,457 I'm more worried about him burning the whole building down. 214 00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:08,558 I swear, I won't. 215 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,102 Although, you have to admit, 216 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,896 it does need a bit of redecorating. 217 00:14:15,523 --> 00:14:16,524 Fine. 218 00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:21,654 Just a three out of ten, Goodboy. 219 00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:22,864 What's a three out of ten? 220 00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:25,199 A mild singeing. 221 00:14:25,283 --> 00:14:28,411 Although, if something does go wrong, 222 00:14:28,494 --> 00:14:29,996 you should take this. 223 00:14:39,797 --> 00:14:41,215 It'll bring Goodboy straight to you. 224 00:14:47,972 --> 00:14:49,223 I've seen this before. 225 00:14:58,066 --> 00:14:59,067 Accident. 226 00:15:00,818 --> 00:15:01,920 That's what my father called it. 227 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,280 What else could he call it? 228 00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:06,341 Better for most of the tribe to think you were dead 229 00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,326 than know you ran away. 230 00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:10,649 We need to move quietly and quickly, or word will spread. 231 00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:13,790 You never did like difficult questions. 232 00:15:14,123 --> 00:15:15,249 But you're still askin' 'em. 233 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,294 Are you? 234 00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:20,588 A Dezka'k'nik never questions, he leads. 235 00:15:23,132 --> 00:15:25,093 - Why are you helping us? - I told you. 236 00:15:25,176 --> 00:15:27,376 - This is a law-abiding... - I'm not talking about that. 237 00:15:28,221 --> 00:15:29,597 Why don't you hate me? 238 00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:33,726 I left you behind. 239 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:40,274 There was only time for one of us to escape when your father found out 240 00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:41,776 we wanted to shave our beards. 241 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,039 I should have come back. 242 00:15:56,249 --> 00:15:57,250 Well, you're back now. 243 00:15:58,126 --> 00:15:59,127 For the crown. 244 00:16:02,255 --> 00:16:03,297 For the crown. 245 00:16:27,238 --> 00:16:28,489 Did they give a time? 246 00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:32,243 He said any second. 247 00:16:36,122 --> 00:16:37,482 That's not much of a threat, is it? 248 00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:39,458 Mmm-mmm. 249 00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:41,544 - Should have been more specific. - Mmm-hmm. 250 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,472 How is it that you've seen that whistle before? 251 00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:52,096 Sorry to interrupt. 252 00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:53,973 Give me the keys to your cells 253 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,308 and we'll make this quick. 254 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:57,351 We've got a city to take over. 255 00:16:57,435 --> 00:17:00,229 Get out of here immediately and you'll keep your skin. 256 00:17:00,313 --> 00:17:03,858 Also your hair, which looks wonderful, by the way. 257 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,818 Oh, I woke up like this. 258 00:17:06,736 --> 00:17:07,945 Keys. 259 00:17:08,029 --> 00:17:10,364 Your plan to form a super-guild is over, Doctor. 260 00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:12,825 And we know you faked the iconograph footage. 261 00:17:12,909 --> 00:17:14,911 Faked? I think you'll find 262 00:17:14,994 --> 00:17:17,121 art is the lie that enables us to realise... 263 00:17:17,205 --> 00:17:19,123 Oh, my God! 264 00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:29,425 Do you have any evidence for this outrageous allegation? 265 00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:33,596 After the tragic death of Urdo van Pew 266 00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:35,014 in the jaws of the dragon, 267 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,600 I offered to support the Thieves' Guild 268 00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:39,977 during this difficult transition period. 269 00:17:40,061 --> 00:17:42,021 - You're full of heart. - I give too much. 270 00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:44,899 Anyway, if I free the prisoners, 271 00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:46,734 they've agreed to make me their leader. 272 00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:47,944 Haven't got the job yet? 273 00:17:50,154 --> 00:17:52,031 Kill them. 274 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,617 - We'll find the keys. - Wait, you can't. 275 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,787 We're, uh, members of the Musicians' Guild, remember? 276 00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:00,748 Hmm. Word on the street is 277 00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:02,583 they've revoked your membership. 278 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:05,378 Uh, they said, and I think this is a direct quote, 279 00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:07,713 "That woman really can't sing." 280 00:18:09,465 --> 00:18:11,717 - Alice. - Goodboy. 281 00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:13,427 Number ten. 282 00:18:13,511 --> 00:18:15,012 Ten? 283 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:16,555 Burn them all. 284 00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:25,898 Goodboy? 285 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:33,864 Run. 286 00:18:41,497 --> 00:18:42,665 The temple. 287 00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:51,799 Where's the crown? 288 00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:53,202 They arrived right before you did. 289 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:55,511 Carcer. 290 00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:01,684 - Angua... - Stop. You'll summon the Dark. 291 00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:06,063 You let him have the crown, the world up there burns. 292 00:19:06,147 --> 00:19:07,565 But the one down here doesn't. 293 00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:10,401 He told us of the chaos and discord above. 294 00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,028 We have none of it down below. 295 00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:13,154 Better it burns. 296 00:19:13,279 --> 00:19:15,573 What about all those innocent people, huh? 297 00:19:16,157 --> 00:19:18,409 You still don't have everything you need, Carcer. 298 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:19,660 That's right. 299 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,388 We have no idea how many artefacts there are. 300 00:19:21,412 --> 00:19:23,039 There's just one more. 301 00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:25,041 And it's you. 302 00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:27,918 You've lost your mind. 303 00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,337 Let him go, 304 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,547 or I'll rip off your arms and legs and shit them out. 305 00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,841 - Mmm. - Thanks. 306 00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:35,509 You can't trust Carcer. 307 00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:37,553 He wears a beard of H'ragna. 308 00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:41,724 A secret weave known only by the kin of the Deep-Downers. 309 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:43,567 What do you mean? They're not wearing beards. 310 00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:46,270 It's a spell. It's an enchantment. 311 00:19:46,354 --> 00:19:48,689 - Bring him. - They've messed with your mind, Spike. 312 00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:51,692 They're playing tricks on you. They're lying to you. 313 00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:52,777 You know what? 314 00:19:54,612 --> 00:19:56,781 I do hate you. 315 00:19:56,864 --> 00:20:00,326 Do you have any idea how much I've suffered down here in the dark, 316 00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:01,911 while you left me for the light? 317 00:20:02,328 --> 00:20:03,537 - Mmm? - Spike. 318 00:20:03,621 --> 00:20:05,915 All the questions I've never been able to answer. 319 00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:07,541 Everything I've had to forget. 320 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,919 That goblin that I named after you, 321 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:11,003 he saved my life. 322 00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:13,631 He saved me. 323 00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:20,429 And yet you couldn't save me. Ha'ak. 324 00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:23,197 Let's get the Summoning Dark's attention. 325 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,642 No, no, no. 326 00:20:26,769 --> 00:20:28,813 No, no, no. Don't let it take us. 327 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,361 Can't sing. 328 00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:38,239 - You have a lovely voice. - I know. 329 00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:40,616 But thank you. 330 00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:43,678 You're sure it's wise coming down here? 331 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:44,829 Isn't there another way out? 332 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:47,331 Ah, don't worry. We're gonna be fine. 333 00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:50,334 Trust me. Like, we're gonna be more than fine. 334 00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:51,877 Amazing. 335 00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:54,213 Cheery uses this place 336 00:20:54,547 --> 00:20:56,549 for more challenging experiments. 337 00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:02,888 Thank Gods! 338 00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:05,307 - What is wrong with you? - What are you doing in here? 339 00:21:05,391 --> 00:21:07,393 They won't stop looking at me. 340 00:21:10,813 --> 00:21:12,093 Well, that's a lot of mannequins. 341 00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:13,774 We're safe. 342 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,611 There's no way we die today. 343 00:21:17,695 --> 00:21:20,197 I saw myself with this in the future. 344 00:21:39,008 --> 00:21:40,676 How can I be the final artefact? 345 00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,807 Centuries ago, the sorcerer tried to create peace 346 00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:49,894 by sharing the means of controlling a noble dragon. 347 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,104 A Grimoire for Unseen University. 348 00:21:52,188 --> 00:21:55,441 A sword forged from Octiron for the assassins. 349 00:21:56,108 --> 00:21:58,194 A crown from the same for the miners. 350 00:22:01,030 --> 00:22:02,031 Read the inscription. 351 00:22:09,747 --> 00:22:12,708 "Iron in the sword, Iron in its bearer. 352 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,670 "Iron in the crown, Iron in its wearer. 353 00:22:16,754 --> 00:22:18,881 "They shine and shimmer in noon's first ray. 354 00:22:21,342 --> 00:22:23,677 "Command the dragon and burn the day." 355 00:22:23,761 --> 00:22:27,056 We believe the sorcerer's final act was to put Octiron, 356 00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:29,225 in the blood of the last king. 357 00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:32,102 And you're a descendant of that king. 358 00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:33,979 That's not possible. 359 00:22:34,438 --> 00:22:36,857 Besides, Wayne won't go along with this, will you, Wayne? 360 00:22:36,941 --> 00:22:38,901 - I go where the work is. - What? 361 00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:41,195 Your captain threw me in a lake. 362 00:22:41,278 --> 00:22:43,739 What happened to all that stuff about love, Wayne? 363 00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:45,199 Yeah, what happened to it? 364 00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,368 There you were about to die, 365 00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:51,330 and you didn't say anything, to that werewolf chick you were gawping at. 366 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:52,873 I don't know what he's talking about. 367 00:22:52,957 --> 00:22:55,334 I suggest you stop what you're doing immediately, 368 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,586 and make sweet love right now. 369 00:22:58,754 --> 00:23:01,215 This... This is the way of Wayne. 370 00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:06,220 - Do you wanna go back in that fire? - All right, dickhead. 371 00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:07,805 - Shall we? - Right. 372 00:23:10,933 --> 00:23:12,935 There's no use struggling Angua. 373 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:15,354 These chains were forged before we were born. 374 00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:20,317 What was that insult? Ha'ak? 375 00:23:21,402 --> 00:23:24,196 You mean, she? 376 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,407 Which is the worst thing that you can be around here. 377 00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:27,533 I got that much. 378 00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:30,703 Is that why they took our beards off? 379 00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:32,746 My mother shaved hers off. 380 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:36,458 She started asking questions, exploring. 381 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,754 And that's when they stole her away. 382 00:23:40,838 --> 00:23:44,508 The dark, it, it's summoned by difference. 383 00:23:44,592 --> 00:23:47,595 So, when I started asking my own questions, 384 00:23:47,678 --> 00:23:51,181 And I knew that I... I couldn't stay here. 385 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,643 I'm glad you didn't. 386 00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:05,029 Oh, I always loved the dark. 387 00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:07,156 It meant no moon. 388 00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:17,124 Hey, don't be afraid, Cheery. 389 00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:20,266 Even in the blackest night, I'll find you. 390 00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:22,671 Hey! 391 00:24:22,755 --> 00:24:24,173 You keep away from her. 392 00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:28,802 Yeah, that's right. You know me. 393 00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:35,559 No! Cheery... 394 00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:28,570 Come on, Goodboy. What are you singing? 395 00:25:29,697 --> 00:25:31,490 What's wrong with you? 396 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,158 Why won't you talk to mummy? 397 00:25:39,164 --> 00:25:44,336 Vimes, when you were in Carcer's head, you saw into the future, 398 00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:45,963 What else did you see? 399 00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:50,217 Well, Sybil. It's all... 400 00:25:52,136 --> 00:25:54,388 - It's, it's hard to... - He's gone red. 401 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:56,682 No he's always that colour. 402 00:25:56,765 --> 00:25:58,743 Haven't you been using that moisturiser I gave you? 403 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:01,228 - Oh, stop it with the moisturiser. - Here, I have some more. 404 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:02,312 I always do. 405 00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:04,374 You're not moisturising me. Especially in front of him. 406 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:06,024 - I don't mind - Vimes. 407 00:26:07,401 --> 00:26:08,402 Oh. 408 00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:11,780 - Can I have a bit? - You murdered my parents. 409 00:26:11,864 --> 00:26:12,906 Oh, yeah. 410 00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:18,537 As soon as we read that inscription, I knew it was you. 411 00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:21,790 Saw you on a throne? 412 00:26:21,874 --> 00:26:23,810 Before I came to Ankh-Morpork he'd never seen me before. 413 00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:26,170 Oh, no, not before, talking about after. 414 00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:28,213 Wait. When you fell through that storm... 415 00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:31,800 you went to the future. 416 00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:35,137 Oh, turns out you're as smart as the legends say. 417 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:36,388 Legends? 418 00:26:36,472 --> 00:26:40,642 Yeah, Sam Vimes, the Watch and Captain Carrot. 419 00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:44,188 The kid from the mountains who turns out to be the one true heir. 420 00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:46,774 - Wait, I make captain. - And there you all were. 421 00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:49,026 Me, I was nowhere. 422 00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:52,905 No place. Not even a time. 423 00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:55,115 If I am king... 424 00:26:55,199 --> 00:26:57,409 the only thing I'll tell the dragon to burn is you. 425 00:26:57,493 --> 00:26:59,703 You won't be telling it anything, 426 00:26:59,953 --> 00:27:01,663 but your blood. 427 00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:04,666 Well, that's going to help me tell it to burn everything. 428 00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:07,795 You just left the most dangerous and inspiring woman 429 00:27:07,878 --> 00:27:09,797 with the most ingenious dwarf. 430 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,341 - The Dark will take him. - Her. 431 00:27:12,424 --> 00:27:15,385 Cheery has done amazing things since she left this place. 432 00:27:15,469 --> 00:27:17,429 Dark doesn't know what it's messing with. 433 00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:25,646 Angua! 434 00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:30,192 I won't be quiet. 435 00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:34,238 You can shush me all you want. 436 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:37,449 I will not be quiet. I will not disappear. 437 00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:15,112 They need me. 438 00:28:18,949 --> 00:28:20,367 What is this? What is this? 439 00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:22,703 It's you cheery. 440 00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:25,914 It's all you. 441 00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:33,171 Mama... 442 00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:36,967 Mama... Mama, how? 443 00:28:44,975 --> 00:28:46,894 I thought the Dark took you. 444 00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:50,105 The Dark doesn't seek those who are different 445 00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:52,024 to punish them? 446 00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:54,902 It's time to leave that cruel lie behind. 447 00:28:57,029 --> 00:29:00,782 Here in the Dark lie endless possibilities, 448 00:29:00,866 --> 00:29:05,829 Multiverses, so they can hear, so they can see. 449 00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:11,168 - Who, who are they? - Them? They're all you. 450 00:29:11,919 --> 00:29:14,630 So you must take all this difference with you, 451 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,215 the Summoning Dark is your ally. 452 00:29:17,299 --> 00:29:22,012 It will follow, protect you. You can wield its power. 453 00:29:28,268 --> 00:29:29,728 Wait, you're not coming with me? 454 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:34,358 I have universes to explore. 455 00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:37,611 But one day I'll find you. 456 00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:43,325 And until then, remember... 457 00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:48,580 Cherish the horizon, not the destination, my sweet. 458 00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:10,435 How long was I gone for? 459 00:30:10,519 --> 00:30:12,938 - Just a moment. - Just a moment. 460 00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:15,941 Where did you go? 461 00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:23,115 We need to save Carrot. But I can't get a scent. 462 00:30:23,198 --> 00:30:25,409 - It's too far away. - You don't have to find him. 463 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,663 Now, we have help. 464 00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:40,549 Skimmer is locked in with Vimes and Lady Ramkin. 465 00:30:40,632 --> 00:30:43,093 I think I can gas them through the keyhole. 466 00:30:43,468 --> 00:30:45,429 I need them alive. 467 00:30:45,595 --> 00:30:47,723 I want these artefacts. 468 00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:54,438 That moisturiser has taken days off you. 469 00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:03,363 Now, I may be the most ruthless woman in... 470 00:31:03,447 --> 00:31:07,868 Well, actually, I may be the most ruthless woman, 471 00:31:08,326 --> 00:31:13,040 but would it surprise you to learn that I can also be reasonable? 472 00:31:13,248 --> 00:31:16,084 Send out the traitor and I'll spare you both. 473 00:31:17,335 --> 00:31:19,004 We're not that stupid, doctor. 474 00:31:19,087 --> 00:31:22,632 Captain, you've just locked yourself inside one of your own cells. 475 00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:26,136 Only until reinforcements arrive. 476 00:31:27,304 --> 00:31:30,390 Which they will at any moment. 477 00:31:30,474 --> 00:31:31,933 That's good. 478 00:31:32,893 --> 00:31:33,935 Mmm. 479 00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:37,147 Um. 480 00:31:37,272 --> 00:31:40,067 Karen from Finance. Tell me you've found another way in. 481 00:31:42,319 --> 00:31:44,279 Lose the spreadsheet and just show me. 482 00:31:57,626 --> 00:31:59,127 Someone was trying to tunnel out. 483 00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:04,091 - Almost got through. - Can you fit in there? 484 00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:05,926 Remember that time I made myself 485 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:08,720 so small I could hide in that ambassador's suitcase? 486 00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:12,724 The heart attack got him before you could. I was proud. Very proud. 487 00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:14,142 Mmm. 488 00:32:21,483 --> 00:32:23,068 We're close to the entrance. 489 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,822 If you've really been to the future... 490 00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:31,201 Do you know if I find them? My real parents? 491 00:32:32,202 --> 00:32:33,762 The ones who threw me down a mine shaft. 492 00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:37,833 The future will soon be in flames. 493 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,296 Why is it chasing us? 494 00:32:44,422 --> 00:32:45,465 Run! 495 00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:55,475 You know, Lady Ramkin, Skimmer often brags 496 00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:58,687 about how easy it was to throttle your mother. 497 00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:02,149 Said she had a very brittle neck. 498 00:33:02,691 --> 00:33:03,692 She's lying. 499 00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:07,320 And your father... 500 00:33:07,404 --> 00:33:09,531 Well, Skimmer loves to tell anybody who'll listen 501 00:33:09,614 --> 00:33:11,992 how he barely put up a fight. 502 00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:14,744 That's not true, Lady Ramkin. It's not true. 503 00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:17,497 - What are you doing? - I'm taking him out. 504 00:33:17,581 --> 00:33:19,332 - I told you. - What? 505 00:33:19,416 --> 00:33:21,376 That we don't die today because of the whistle. 506 00:33:21,459 --> 00:33:23,086 Sybil, I saw something else. 507 00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:24,379 Give me the keys. 508 00:33:24,462 --> 00:33:26,715 You know what does die today if you do this? 509 00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:29,134 You said yourself, "We are the line". 510 00:33:29,217 --> 00:33:31,970 You drew that line. We don't hold it... 511 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:34,347 if we can't keep this man safe in our custody... 512 00:33:34,431 --> 00:33:37,893 He is much safer out there than he is in here with me. 513 00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:40,478 Keys? 514 00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:51,281 Almost there. 515 00:34:00,665 --> 00:34:01,708 It has us. 516 00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:04,669 I'm not afraid of the Dark. 517 00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:06,755 You should be afraid of what's in it. 518 00:34:07,672 --> 00:34:08,965 Summoning Dark. 519 00:34:11,259 --> 00:34:13,094 Well, that was very effective. 520 00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:18,141 Carcer Dun you're under arrest. 521 00:34:19,476 --> 00:34:22,437 - I'm coming with you. - What? Get away, get away. 522 00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:28,401 Oh! 523 00:34:29,653 --> 00:34:30,779 Bollocks. 524 00:34:32,656 --> 00:34:33,740 Spike. 525 00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:36,618 What are you doing? 526 00:34:37,369 --> 00:34:38,495 Don't let it take us. 527 00:34:39,996 --> 00:34:41,665 The Dark's our friend, Spike. 528 00:34:42,874 --> 00:34:44,584 It helps us be anything we wanna be. 529 00:34:49,714 --> 00:34:51,341 You just have to learn to embrace it. 530 00:34:58,890 --> 00:35:01,142 Go back. 531 00:35:01,226 --> 00:35:04,604 Tell every miner and Deep-Downer that we don't have to be this way. 532 00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:07,023 We were wrong. 533 00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:10,318 You want me to start a revolution? 534 00:35:12,279 --> 00:35:17,200 Yeah, I like that. Go start a revolution, 535 00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:20,829 for me. 536 00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:41,182 I mean, you did leave me for dead, so... 537 00:35:54,612 --> 00:35:56,239 It's gone quiet out there. 538 00:35:56,364 --> 00:35:59,409 - One of those mannequins just moved. - Ah, you're imagining things. 539 00:35:59,492 --> 00:36:01,328 I'm telling you one of them just moved. 540 00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:15,717 - Hello. - Shit. 541 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,218 Going to kick me in the face? 542 00:36:17,302 --> 00:36:18,553 How did you get in here? 543 00:36:18,636 --> 00:36:19,888 Hope you are not going to sing. 544 00:36:19,971 --> 00:36:22,098 My singing voice is bloody excellent. Alright? 545 00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:23,266 Sybil. 546 00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:24,976 I was digging a tunnel. 547 00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:27,228 With what? We took your spoon. 548 00:36:27,979 --> 00:36:29,314 My shoe. 549 00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:32,692 You can't dig a tunnel with a shoe. 550 00:36:32,776 --> 00:36:35,695 Well, you can when there's a knife in the toe. 551 00:36:35,779 --> 00:36:37,072 Well, where is it then? 552 00:36:37,489 --> 00:36:40,033 Well, it's blunt now. There's no point showing you. 553 00:36:40,116 --> 00:36:43,244 - Mine's not blunt. - It's death for us all. 554 00:36:44,704 --> 00:36:46,247 No, it's not. 555 00:36:47,999 --> 00:36:49,709 I can't see him anywhere. 556 00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:55,048 Well, that's debatable. 557 00:36:55,131 --> 00:36:58,343 - So Carrot's really the third artefact, - That's what he said. 558 00:36:58,426 --> 00:37:00,011 And a king? 559 00:37:00,095 --> 00:37:01,846 Did you see where Carcer and Wonse went? 560 00:37:03,765 --> 00:37:05,725 They vanished just like in Twilight Canyons. 561 00:37:06,935 --> 00:37:08,853 What happened when you were taken by the dark? 562 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,981 I saw my mother, Angua. 563 00:37:12,065 --> 00:37:15,902 She told me how to harness the power of the Dark. 564 00:37:15,985 --> 00:37:20,949 She was singing it, though, and we were dancing it, and dreaming it. 565 00:37:21,199 --> 00:37:23,827 It passed through every particle of me. 566 00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:26,621 - What was it? - It's a kind of magic. It's... 567 00:37:27,872 --> 00:37:30,291 an infinity of all that I can be. 568 00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:34,462 And there's no shame there's no right or wrong. 569 00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:36,423 In there you can be anything. 570 00:37:37,841 --> 00:37:40,552 Everything. 571 00:37:40,635 --> 00:37:44,722 The Captain and Lady Ramkin are in trouble. The Assassin's Guild. 572 00:37:44,806 --> 00:37:47,142 I got this. Don't worry, your majesty. 573 00:37:49,561 --> 00:37:50,881 I've got a friend who can help us. 574 00:37:53,231 --> 00:37:54,482 Pass me my strangling gloves. 575 00:37:56,109 --> 00:37:57,902 So... 576 00:37:57,986 --> 00:38:02,073 Now that we're all together, and thank you for joining me, by the way, 577 00:38:02,157 --> 00:38:06,494 I would love to talk about what's on your board. 578 00:38:07,162 --> 00:38:09,998 That's confidential information. 579 00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:12,041 That sounded very policing, well done. 580 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:15,253 Where are the artefacts that will give me the power to control the dragon? 581 00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:16,337 We don't know. 582 00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:18,173 And even if we did, we wouldn't tell you. 583 00:38:18,256 --> 00:38:20,425 But we don't. So that's irrelevant. 584 00:38:24,596 --> 00:38:25,930 Cheery... 585 00:38:27,390 --> 00:38:29,184 You look... 586 00:38:29,267 --> 00:38:30,602 Fabulous! 587 00:38:30,685 --> 00:38:33,563 Get away from them, you tone deaf banshee. 588 00:38:33,646 --> 00:38:37,525 Don't ever insult Dr Cruces' singing again. 589 00:38:37,609 --> 00:38:39,068 Oh, but it's okay to insult mine? 590 00:38:39,152 --> 00:38:40,987 Hold on Sybil. I really don't think 591 00:38:41,070 --> 00:38:42,071 it's the time for... 592 00:38:42,155 --> 00:38:44,133 I'm sorry, but it's the double standards that get me. 593 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:46,951 I think people should be consistent with their threats and insults. 594 00:38:47,035 --> 00:38:49,454 Don't worry, Lady Ramkin. 595 00:38:49,537 --> 00:38:52,832 Summoning Dark. Hit that shit. 596 00:38:56,961 --> 00:38:58,171 That's my song. 597 00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:00,965 ♪ You are a vampire 598 00:39:01,424 --> 00:39:03,885 ♪ You are a thirsty witch 599 00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:05,220 How are you doing that? 600 00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:11,726 ♪ Your game is fire your weapon, hate 601 00:39:11,809 --> 00:39:13,269 ♪ Hate, hate 602 00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:14,604 That's my voice. 603 00:39:15,230 --> 00:39:18,858 ♪ You make me paranoid paranoid 604 00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:23,238 ♪ Oh, yeah 605 00:39:23,321 --> 00:39:26,950 ♪ You are the anti-Christ 606 00:39:27,033 --> 00:39:29,536 ♪ Anti-Christ 607 00:39:31,162 --> 00:39:35,708 ♪ You make me paranoid paranoid 608 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:39,128 ♪ Oh, yeah 609 00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:41,130 ♪ You are the anti-Christ 610 00:39:41,214 --> 00:39:43,633 How is it possible? 611 00:39:43,716 --> 00:39:45,760 ♪ Anti-Christ ♪ 612 00:39:53,101 --> 00:39:54,185 Welcome back. 613 00:39:54,269 --> 00:39:55,937 We remind you that as a mortal being, 614 00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,981 in an interdimensional eternity 615 00:39:58,064 --> 00:40:01,609 you must please keep away from the edge. Thank you. 616 00:40:01,693 --> 00:40:03,653 Enjoy your visit to the observer's realm. 617 00:40:06,781 --> 00:40:07,865 I tried to warn you. 618 00:40:09,367 --> 00:40:11,411 Carcer Dun, 619 00:40:12,662 --> 00:40:14,497 - You have... - I know, I've failed. 620 00:40:19,085 --> 00:40:20,837 So you're gonna erase me, right? 621 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,672 Careful. I've just been polished. 622 00:40:23,298 --> 00:40:24,966 Go on... 623 00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:28,469 Do it. Do it. 624 00:40:33,516 --> 00:40:36,519 - Hang on. Who is she? - I thought you knew everything. 625 00:40:39,105 --> 00:40:43,192 We observe everything. We do not know everything. 626 00:40:43,735 --> 00:40:45,862 I am your humble servant. 627 00:40:47,196 --> 00:40:51,618 Oh, great ones. Oh, glorious! 628 00:40:51,701 --> 00:40:55,997 Powerful. I can tell from this distance how uncommonly intelligent you are. 629 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:57,498 She can stay. 630 00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:03,379 It all makes sense. It's destiny. Think about it. 631 00:41:03,963 --> 00:41:05,673 All this started when I arrived in town. 632 00:41:05,757 --> 00:41:07,759 I even got a crown-shaped birthmark on my arse. 633 00:41:08,134 --> 00:41:09,969 Did Carcer say anything about us? 634 00:41:10,303 --> 00:41:11,304 Us? 635 00:41:11,387 --> 00:41:12,388 Yes. 636 00:41:13,848 --> 00:41:14,849 Us. 637 00:41:16,225 --> 00:41:18,936 Oh, us in the future. 638 00:41:19,020 --> 00:41:22,273 No, no, he just talked about me. 639 00:41:22,357 --> 00:41:24,442 You know, I always thought I was the weak link. 640 00:41:24,525 --> 00:41:26,778 Turns out I'm special too. 641 00:41:26,861 --> 00:41:28,797 Maybe that's why I wasn't affected when I went to the lake. 642 00:41:28,821 --> 00:41:31,699 Or maybe you're the only one of us who has nothing wrong with them. 643 00:41:31,783 --> 00:41:33,785 Is that a compliment, right? 644 00:41:33,868 --> 00:41:35,453 This turns purple, 645 00:41:35,536 --> 00:41:36,871 you've got Octiron in your blood. 646 00:41:36,954 --> 00:41:38,998 And Carcer can't do anything without me. 647 00:41:39,082 --> 00:41:41,376 And keep you safe, we win. 648 00:41:49,926 --> 00:41:51,094 Ahum. 649 00:41:51,177 --> 00:41:53,304 - What does that mean? - Well it means... 650 00:41:55,306 --> 00:41:57,767 Normal. No Octiron. 651 00:41:59,602 --> 00:42:01,521 - Sorry. - Ordinary. 652 00:42:03,147 --> 00:42:04,982 I really thought I'd found something. 653 00:42:05,441 --> 00:42:06,943 A real connection to my true parents. 654 00:42:07,026 --> 00:42:08,820 - Maybe you still have. - Just leave it. 655 00:42:09,570 --> 00:42:12,615 - Shit. - Well, if he's not the third artefact, 656 00:42:12,699 --> 00:42:14,283 then who is? 657 00:42:14,409 --> 00:42:18,705 We have been trying to destroy Sam Vimes for an eternity, 658 00:42:18,788 --> 00:42:21,082 but everywhere across the multiverse... 659 00:42:21,165 --> 00:42:25,420 He rises, falls in love, gives people hope. 660 00:42:25,712 --> 00:42:29,966 So there must be a version where he does none of these things, right? 661 00:42:30,091 --> 00:42:34,387 Where he's as likely to kill Lady Sybil Ramkin as kiss her. 662 00:42:34,804 --> 00:42:37,181 All other eventualities come to pass, 663 00:42:37,265 --> 00:42:39,183 but there's nowhere in the multiverse, 664 00:42:39,267 --> 00:42:42,478 where Sam Vimes murders Lady Sybil Ramkin. 665 00:42:42,562 --> 00:42:45,940 It is the greatest anomaly in all reality. 666 00:42:46,357 --> 00:42:47,859 What if we could break the anomaly? 667 00:42:50,570 --> 00:42:54,282 - What are you doing? - You should have introduced us earlier. 668 00:42:59,162 --> 00:43:01,664 Can you guarantee my safety, captain? 669 00:43:01,748 --> 00:43:03,207 Cruces is gone. 670 00:43:03,499 --> 00:43:05,585 It's not Dr Cruces I'm worried about. 671 00:43:10,548 --> 00:43:13,926 - What? - Nothing. 672 00:43:14,010 --> 00:43:16,137 Find us the worst version of Sam Vimes 673 00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:17,805 and we'll make him murder Sybil Ramkin. 674 00:43:19,015 --> 00:43:20,391 If what you say is true, 675 00:43:20,475 --> 00:43:23,269 the ripple effect could tear down the watch, 676 00:43:23,352 --> 00:43:24,645 wherever they are. 677 00:43:30,651 --> 00:43:31,736 They do this. 678 00:43:38,075 --> 00:43:39,410 We've found him. 679 00:43:42,371 --> 00:43:44,665 The worst version of Sam Vimes.