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Good to be home, isn't it? Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Hey...

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Oh, Dad, you don't need to do this
every time you clean the sink.

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I know. I know.
I just thought I would

5
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because I wanted to give you a...

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..surprise!

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Surprise! Happy baby shower!
Oh, my God! Yeah.

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I did invite your mum but
she sent some very unkind memes

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by way of reply so...
Oh...

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Well, nothing's on fire,
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Oh, come here, mate.

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You helped him with all this, right?

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Me? No. Oh, God!

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Hello!
Look, look, look, look, look...

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Loads of pressies. Yeah.

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Dad, it looks like she's died.

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So, yeah, Derek sorted out
all the food. Aww!

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Roast beef dinner flavour.
One of my favourites.

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Oh, wow, that's actual baby food?

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actual baby food, are we?

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What else are we going to
eat at a baby shower?

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And there's... There's presents!

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Sit down, I'll get them for you.
Oh...

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Sit down. Look, this one...
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This is from Baris. Ooh!

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Adult nappies.
Yeah, and, er...

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And we're not Jewish.

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Well, neither is he!

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Adult nappies are really handy,
post-birth.

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A Tia Maria and two water damaged
boxes of Calpol?

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Found those under the sink, at work
I thought, "Gemma'll like these."

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Could open it now?
Wet the baby's head?

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The Tia Maria, not the Calpol.
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..cheeky cocktail? Erm...

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I just got to, erm...

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There you go, Gemma, love.

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Oh, thanks, Winnie!

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Aww! What a lovely dog toy.

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It's a baby toy. No.

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TOY SQUEAKS

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No, baby toy.

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OK.

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Few essentials.

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Boring but useful.

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Babe, did you see the dog toy
and the menorah? Don't...

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I'm desperate for
"boring but useful."

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I don't think so.

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I did invite him, though.

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Don't think I've forgotten about
your birthday tomorrow, king.

55
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Don't make a fuss.

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Malcolm, you and I need to have some
fun before this baby comes along and

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why I have booked us an escape room.

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I don't even know what that is.
What?! Really?

59
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Well, I bloody love them,
so happy birthday.

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Right, get out of
the fucking way, Winnie.

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It's a baby blanket.

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Oh, my God!

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This is really lovely!

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Always bossing the pressies.

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Aww! Yeah.

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Babe, check there's
nothing weird in or on this.

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It's lovely, that.

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So, two weeks to go, eh?

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Yeah. And you've got all
the basics covered? Cot? Yep.

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Pram? Yep. Oil for massaging Gemma's
perineum?

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Oh, well, we haven't
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but there's some Crisp 'N Dry
in the cupboard if she needs it.

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Listen, what time's this
escape room booked for?

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Cos I'm having a wart removed
in the morning - you know,

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just as a birthday treat to myself.

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they grab you off the street

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and bundle you into a van.

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What, like a kidnapping?
Exactly...like a kidnapping.

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It's themed on the film Taken.

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Yeah, but what...?
What if it's a real kidnapping

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I think it's the escape room thing.

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Well, that, my friend,,
is part of the thrill, isn't it?

85
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You might think it's
the escape room guys,

86
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whereas actually it's an old enemy
who wants to rip out your heart

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Thankfully I haven't got any old
enemies who'd want to do that.

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What about your ex-wife?

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Oh, fuck...

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So which lucky tosser did you pick
as your birth partner in the end?

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Malcolm?
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No-one wants their dad catching
a glimpse of the business end.

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Hmm...

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Oh, remind me, I need to
pick up his birthday cake.

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Do you think he'd like me
to jump out of it, semi-naked?

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I could hide a boob in there?

99
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Who IS going to be
your birth partner?

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Cherry's the natural choice,
but she's got the kids.

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I keep telling her, Winnie -
pick me. Pick me!

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I'd be amazing, Gemma.

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in an embassy and I thrived.

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Absolutely thrived
under those conditions.

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You can't make a diamond
without intense pressure.

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Fine. If Cherry's not available,
you can do it.

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Look, Winnie, you might not
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I go on maternity leave
on Monday.

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I've got a lovely 18-year-old
boy coming in to cover.

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Very keen to learn the ropes...

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..if you know what I mean?

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Good luck, Gemma, love.

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Thanks, Winnie.

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Rita... Mm? ..please don't
groom your 18-year-old

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apprentice into shagging
you on a crate of toner.

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LIQUID TRICKLES

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What the fuck is that?

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I think my waters have broke.
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It's OK, Gemma. Yeah... I'm here.

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I'm just going to get the...

122
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..get the "cleaning in progress"
sign so no-one slips on your...

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..fluid.

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Rita?!

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Oh, what a lovely job.

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Oh...

128
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Ooh...

129
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Malcolm Moscrip? Eh?

130
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You're about to be...

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BOTH: ..taken. What?! Oh!

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Oh, right, OK.

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Before we go on,
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well, my ex-wife - Davina, she's
not involved in this at all, is she?

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There's no Davina
on the booking form.

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Oh, thank goodness for that.

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Right. Well, crack on.

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OK, great. Well, give me
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Because you're being...
BOTH: ..taken.

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Oh, right.

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Yeah, there you go.

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Right, in the van.
Right! Oh!

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Ha-ha! Oh!

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This is fun, isn't it, Derek?

146
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I think I've made
a terrible mistake!

147
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Argh!

148
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Rita? Is everything OK?!

149
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I'm having a shit!

150
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I'm having a baby!

151
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You know how sluggish my bowels get!

153
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Right, so you don't want to be
my birthing partner after all?

154
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On reflection, no.

155
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What about
"I thrive under pressure"?

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What about
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No-one comes out of anyone else's
vagina during a siege, Gemma!

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SHE HYPERVENTILATES

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BREATHING DEEPLY: Ooh...

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Oh...

161
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Ooh...

162
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Why are you closing early?

163
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Gas leak.

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I don't smell any gas.
No, there's so much gas.

166
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You better go, actually. I don't
want you exploding everywhere.

167
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Are you sure you're not in labour?
I might be a bit in labour.

168
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Then why are you
pretending not to be?

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I'm taking my dad out
for dinner tonight.

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You are such a dickhead, Gemma!

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Come on, I'll drive you
to the hospital. OK.

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Watch your step.

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MALCOLM: Oh, what a great birthday
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I don't...

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I don't like it, Malcolm.

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Turns out I don't like being bundled
into a van with a bag on my head.

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Take your hood off, Malcolm.
What?

178
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I'm quite enjoying it, actually.

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Keep your hoods on.
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I told you to cuff them
BEHIND their backs.

181
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Dad, it's happening.

182
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I'm not ready.

183
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Happy birthday.

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Hey, let's get you in.

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OK...

186
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Do you need help with your legs?

187
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Argh!

189
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OK.

190
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OK.

191
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Gentlemen, welcome to
your Taken themed escape room.

192
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You have been Taken
and must solve the clues to release

193
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yourself from this lock-up
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Sorry. I don't want to sound like
I'm not enjoying it, cos I am,

195
00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:11,400
but wasn't it the daughter
that got taken in Taken?

196
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Eh? I mean, it wasn't...

197
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It wasn't Liam Neeson
who got taken, was it?

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Yeah, Malcolm's right.

200
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Are we meant to be the daughter?

201
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I knew it.

202
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I fucking knew it.

203
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I said we should have
done the Saw franchise.

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No. No! OK.

205
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You need to escape from the lock-up
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206
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...who has been...

207
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..Taken. Taken, yeah,
but WE were the ones who got taken.

208
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So are we AND our daughters
both taken?

209
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Yeah, it is a bit confusing,
isn't it?

210
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Everyone.

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We've literally not taken a single
person who doesn't immediately say,

212
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"This makes no sense
if you've seen the film Taken."

213
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Well, what's your solution, Craig?

214
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That we kidnap people's daughters
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I just think we need to work a
little harder on the world building.

216
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You've got three hours.

217
00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,120
Three hours!?

218
00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,440
Your mate went
for the deluxe package.

219
00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:06,040
Technically it's cheaper, Malcolm.
All right!

220
00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,400
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221
00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,800
..where do we start?

222
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GEMMA MOANS

223
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XANDER: Whoa, your own room?!

224
00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,000
I know. 48 hours ago,

225
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,800
she would have been on
a trolley near the needle bins.

226
00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,800
I can't have the baby today,
it's my dad's birthday.

227
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we can do about that.

228
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There aren't some
stitches you can put in,

229
00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,320
some special glue?
Baby comes when baby wants to come.

230
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OK. Nnngh...

231
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Ooh...

232
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What the FUCK is that
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233
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I bet it's something
to do with the light bulb.

234
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There's always a clue
in the light bulb.

235
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Argh! it's so fucking hot. Fuck!

236
00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,280
You fucking have a go, Malcolm.
Fuck!

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I don't think it is to do with
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DEREK MAKES SPARRING NOISES

239
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Right, listen, Malcolm.

240
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Erm...there's...er...something
I wanted to bring up.

241
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Something about Gemma.

242
00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,480
Yeah. What about Gemma?

243
00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:07,240
Well, you know, she's going to have
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244
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,040
you know she's going to need
someone to take care of her.

245
00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,440
Yeah, well, I'm going
take care of her.

246
00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,160
Well, you're not going to
be around forever, mate, OK?

247
00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:17,840
You know, someone with
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248
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and idolise a little bit.

249
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:25,240
And, you know, someone you
think of as a really sexy son.

250
00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:30,480
Which is why I would like your
permission to ask Gemma...

251
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..to marry me.

252
00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:38,040
Er, aren't you still married to,
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253
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I'm sorry, Derek.

254
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,040
GEMMA GROANS

255
00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,160
I am never having sex again
if this is what happens.

256
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,640
What a stupid fucking stupid system,
and stop breathing so loudly.

257
00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,440
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Stop saying sorry.

258
00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:54,680
<font color="
I probably should apologise, though.

259
00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:58,040
For... For...
For ghosting you, after Ben.

260
00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,000
I was ghosting YOU, buddy.

261
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,800
I was ghosting YOU, buddy.

262
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,080
I was ghosting the shit out of you.

263
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,920
XANDER CHUCKLES

264
00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,800
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265
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,440
Have you heard from him at all?

266
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,160
We're not talking about this now.

267
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:17,640
HE BREATHES DEEPLY

268
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,040
I'm really glad you're here, though.

269
00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,960
Yeah?

270
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,760
Will you go and get me a milkshake
and a bag of crisps?

271
00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,640
Yeah.

272
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,480
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273
00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,240
Oh, poo!

274
00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,600
Look, it's another maths clue.

275
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,800
Derek?!

276
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,600
Look!

277
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,120
The baby's heart rate
is a little fast,

278
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,960
so we'll try giving you
some more fluid. OK.

279
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,040
PHONE LINE RINGS

280
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,320
<font color="

281
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,680
Er, Catherine gave me
this number for emergencies.

282
00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,200
It's Gemma. Her sister.

283
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,640
Oh! Hundred quid, five minutes.

284
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,240
Oi, shitface, it's your sister.

285
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:17,160
<font color="
number if there's an emergency.

286
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,560
You're going to have to send her
100 quid in crypto currency.

287
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,760
For a five-minute call?!

288
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,560
Are you in hospital?

289
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,320
Yeah.

290
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:27,040
I'm in labour and I can't get
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291
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,120
I mean, I...

292
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,400
I really don't want
to do this alone.

293
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,800
There was summat I wanted to
discuss with you, actually.

294
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,960
I'm literally having a baby.
That's why I called you.

295
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,520
Well, it's not coming out of you
<font color="

296
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,120
No, no. You're correct. Go on.

297
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,000
Am I a bad person?
Cos I think I might be a bad person.

298
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:47,360
GEMMA CRIES OUT IN PAIN
Oh! I mean, I don't know! Maybe?

299
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:51,040
Just with the trial coming up,
I'm starting to wonder

300
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:55,480
<font color="
to push Gary off that fire escape.

301
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,480
I think it might have been
a bit selfish.

302
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:02,280
I mean, it was a pretty terrible
thing to do, Catherine!

303
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,880
He's fine now, though.

304
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,120
Really.

305
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,280
<font color="
since it happened.

306
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,880
If you know it was bad, and you're
not going to do it again,

307
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,280
then that's growth.

308
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,400
Thanks, Gemma.

309
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,560
BANGING ON DOOR

310
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,560
Oh, shit! Screws!

311
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,840
No, Cat! Don't go!

312
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,280
<font color="

313
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,640
Cat?!

314
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,680
Fuckin' 'ell!

315
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,160
Come on, mate.

316
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:35,200
You can ignore me all afternoon,
we'll never get out of here.

317
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,520
I'm not going to lie to you,
Malcolm -

318
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,640
this hasn't really gone as planned.

319
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,360
<font color="
to marry Gemma, you'd say yes,

320
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,160
we'd bosh our way through
the escape room,

321
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,640
and then onto the pub
for your birthday drinks and...

322
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:52,080
..to toast me
as your new son-in-law.

323
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,120
I'm sorry, mate.

324
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,920
<font color="
I've got a feeling that...

325
00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,600
..Gemma, you know, she wouldn't
go for it. Do you think?

326
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:04,920
Yeah, you're right.

327
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,280
Screw her. Screw her.

328
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,400
But also...

329
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,280
<font color="

330
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,520
..and I love her very much.

331
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,520
Whatever, mate.

332
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,720
You're being really boring now.

333
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:24,880
Come on, let's solve this
motherfucker - Derek style.

334
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,520
Yeah!

335
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,520
HE LAUGHS

336
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,280
Check the files!
<font color="

337
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,760
What are you doing? Fucking maths?!

338
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,560
Hey, look, I think I've got it.

339
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,160
Stop wasting time.

340
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,920
What?! That was the...

341
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,760
Let's go, come on.

342
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,800
Why's it not in the files?!
It's supposed to be here!

343
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,840
There you go.
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344
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,440
Oh, this is too hard,
this is too hard. It's impossible.

345
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,920
What do we do now?!

346
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:53,280
I'll check the pillows,
you keep fucking pedalling.

347
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,720
Argh! Argh!

348
00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,000
I can't find it! Argh!

349
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,920
<font color="

350
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,200
BOTH SHOUT AND COUGH

351
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,840
Oh, God! It's too hard!

352
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:11,280
It's too hard! It's too hard,
we give up! I don't feel well.

353
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:16,160
BOTH COUGH AND SOB

354
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,640
Please!

355
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,840
Get us out!

356
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,640
<font color="

357
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,440
It's going to get
a fuck of a lot worse.

358
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,080
Hey! What? She knows.

359
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,960
GEMMA INHALES
That's right, babe. Suck it up.

360
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,360
That really does take the edge off,
doesn't it?

361
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,760
<font color="
the kids are waiting in a taxi

362
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,520
and I've got about eight minutes
before one of them

363
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,880
smashes a window, so...
Honestly, it's fine.

364
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,960
I think it's going to be pretty
plain sailing from here on out.

365
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,040
<font color="
be really flat?

366
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,320
You know, like when people
get slid under doors

367
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,000
because they're so flat?

368
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:58,760
You know like when they're really
flat and they slide under doors?

369
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,480
God, I love gas and air.

370
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,520
<font color="

371
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,560
Oh, Cherry, Cherry...

372
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,600
INHALES

373
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,320
Ugh... Oh, it's so good.

374
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,720
Hm!

375
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,800
Gem.

376
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,840
Listen to me.

377
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:20,000
Take all the drugs that you can,
even if you don't need them.

378
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,120
Hospital-grade heroin is amazing.

379
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,840
<font color="
into a little car accident

380
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,080
just so I can have the bed
rest and the morphine.

381
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,120
Mmm...

382
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,360
Good luck, mate.

383
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,040
Here you are, get your lips
round that.

384
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,080
Thank you.

385
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:44,000
<font color="
I will break both your kneecaps.

386
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,440
Let me know when she's had it.

387
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,000
Cherry...

388
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,040
You're flat.

389
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,680
Slide under the door,
but don't tell anyone.

390
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,440
All right, phones back, lads.

391
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,960
Why'd you make it that hard?

392
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,840
<font color="
is it?

393
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,680
Takes all the fun out of it,
you make it that hard.

394
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,080
Gemma's having her baby.

395
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,720
My daughter is having her baby!

396
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,800
Today? Rude.

397
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,880
Yeah, she was calling a lot.

398
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,840
Yeah, well, at least she hasn't,
<font color="

399
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,120
Take me to the hospital.
Can you drive me to the hospital?

400
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,600
We're not a taxi service, mate.

401
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:23,360
Listen, you drive my best
friend to the hospital...

402
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:29,560
..or I will find you
and I WILL kill you.

403
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,680
Jesus.

404
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,760
<font color="

405
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,680
But I will leave you
a scathing review, so...

406
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,920
All right, you two, follow me.

407
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:36,960
Thanks.

408
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,320
I'll tidy up then, shall I?

409
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,120
Uhh...

410
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,560
You can go if you want.

411
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:52,600
Get some food.

412
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,040
No.

413
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,640
<font color="
that the midwife

414
00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:01,080
shouted at me for stealing,
so I'm all good.

415
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,120
BABY'S HEARTBEAT ON MONITOR

416
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,880
Look, I'm not going anywhere.

417
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,480
Unless you want me to leave.

418
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,000
No. I want you here with me.

419
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,680
<font color="

420
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,720
No.

421
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,040
I've never seen you
look so beautiful.

422
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,040
And you always look beautiful.

423
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,640
Baby's heart rate
hasn't settled, Gemma,

424
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,400
so it's time to
discuss other options.

425
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,240
Oh, come on.

426
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:47,080
<font color="
slide into this world.

427
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,400
Absolutely fucking disgusting.

428
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:53,200
I mean, really offensive.

429
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,280
It's blood and shit just everywhere.

430
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,360
She was screaming, I was screaming.

431
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,480
The doctor was screaming.

432
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,680
"Argh!

433
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,800
<font color="

434
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,320
SIGHS

435
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,320
CLEARS THROAT AND SNIFFS

436
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,680
"Out of ten, how would you rate
your escape room experience?"

437
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,640
I just remember popping out
for a Walnut Whip

438
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:20,440
and when I came back, Davina was
<font color="

439
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,640
Both times!

440
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,640
LAUGHS

441
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,320
"Too fucking hard out of ten."

442
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,400
That's how I'd rate it.

443
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,640
Go rescue your daughter!

444
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,040
Stop saying the cool...!

445
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,360
I get the cool sign-off line!

446
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,400
Malcolm!

447
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,440
<font color="

448
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,480
I just...

449
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,880
Just don't fuck it up,
big guy, all right?

450
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,280
Yeah. Thanks. Mm.

451
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,720
Yeah.

452
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,160
Yeah, OK. Thanks.

453
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,840
Xander!

454
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,480
Is she OK? I got messages.

455
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,840
<font color="

456
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,040
She needs a C-section.

457
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,440
Only one birthing partner can go in.

458
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,600
I'm her father.

459
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,720
You know, I'm Gemma's father.

460
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,080
I'm not the baby's father, you know.

461
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,320
I'm just a friend. Yeah.

462
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,000
<font color="
so...

463
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,800
Which one of you is
going in with her?

464
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,920
Well, he's all dressed
for it, isn't he?

465
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,760
No, I think you sh... Dad?

466
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,040
Gem...

467
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,080
Gemma!

468
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,920
<font color="

469
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,640
Some men took my phone off me.

470
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,120
Who did? Oh, it doesn't matter.

471
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,440
So you'll feel a tugging sensation.

472
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,240
But there won't be any pain,
I promise.

473
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,320
Oh, God, that's
<font color="

474
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,560
Would you like me to talk
you through what's happening?

475
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,600
No.

476
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,360
Talk to me about literally anything
other than what's happening.

477
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,160
Didn't you say you'd just
had your floors done?

478
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,320
Err, yeah, we had, er, damp
<font color="

479
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,520
God, that feels really weird.

480
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,920
Tell me about the screed.

481
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,080
This stool is bit low, isn't it?

482
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,240
Can it go any higher?

483
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,280
Or I could stand up, couldn't I?

484
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,800
Oh, shit, sorry. Should I touch
that or is it contaminated?

485
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,520
<font color="
Don't look over the curtain.

486
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,680
What? Oh...

487
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,720
Ohh...

488
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,640
Nearly there, Gemma.

489
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,640
The surgeon's just
cutting through the sac.

490
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,160
You know what? I think that
curtain should be higher.

491
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,400
<font color="
someone about that.

492
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,040
Unless there's,
like, a suggestion box

493
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,680
or something like that, you know?

494
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,320
Are you ready to
meet your baby, Gemma?

495
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,800
Should be good now.
OK. And another clamp...

496
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:23,840
<font color="

497
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,040
BABY CRIES

498
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,040
She's a girl!

499
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,760
Oh, my God, Gem.

500
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,120
Isn't she clever?
You're so clever.

501
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,920
The baby's fine. She's gorgeous.

502
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,400
You're such a clever girl.
She's perfect.

503
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,440
<font color="

504
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,000
Isn't she clever?

505
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,000
SOBS

506
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,520
Oh, God.
Congratulations, Gemma.

507
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,320
Oh, she's gorgeous, Gem.

508
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,440
Oh, there you go, Grandad.

509
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,360
Oh, my God.

510
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,560
Hello, little one.

511
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,640
Oh, she's perfect.

512
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,840
<font color="

513
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,840
Gorgeous. Hello, I'm your grandad.
BP's dropping...

514
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,880
Someone call the registrar.

515
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,440
I can't stop the bleeding. What?

516
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,720
Need clamps. What's happening?

517
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,320
What? It's going to be fine.
<font color="

518
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,440
Sorry, Grandad. I can't find
the source of the bleeding.

519
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,000
Gem? She's still bleeding.

520
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,600
I'll just be outside.
You're going to be all right, OK?

521
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,440
You'll be all right.
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522
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,880
Dad! It's OK, my love, it's OK.

523
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:31,960
Still bleeding.

524
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,080
I can't see anything.

525
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,120
Hello.

526
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,800
Hey.

527
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,200
Hey.

528
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,200
All right.

529
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,480
BABY GRIZZLES

530
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,480
Shh...

531
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,680
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532
00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,960
Hey.

533
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,720
Isn't she?

534
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,760
Hey.

535
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,880
Gemma's fine.

536
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,600
She lost a lot of blood,
but she's fine.

537
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,760
She's OK? She's in recovery.

538
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,320
We'll bring her back soon.

539
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,040
All right.

540
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,080
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541
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,440
Do you hear that?

542
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:34,840
We're going to be all right.

543
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,000
BABY WHIMPERS

544
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,240
Shh... Come on, come on.

545
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,440
Grandad's here.

546
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,840
Come on. That's it.

547
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,000
Come on.

548
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,040
Good girl.

549
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,040
All right, I've got her.

550
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,320
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551
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,240
I've thought of a name.

552
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,080
Have you? What?

553
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,480
Sadie.

554
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,760
Oh, Sadie!

555
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,200
I love that!

556
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,640
Hello, Sadie.

557
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,440
Hey?

558
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,360
You're a much nicer birthday present

559
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:34,720
than being stuck in a storage unit
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560
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,560
What the hell have
you been doing today?

561
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,200
I'll tell you later.

562
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,880
There's a visitor for you, Gemma.

563
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,520
Oh, could you tell them
to come back tomorrow?

564
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,480
Oh, she's been quite insistent.

565
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,280
Mum!

566
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,120
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567
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:00,720
I'm here now.

568
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,480
Davina!

569
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,200
Malcolm.

570
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,800
What are you doing?

571
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,280
Gemma doesn't want the baby
catching something

572
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,120
from your dirty, great
warehouse hands.

573
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,240
No, I'm sorry.

574
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,000
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575
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:19,880
I'm sorry...

576
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,440
Hiya, Mum.

577
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,600
Hiya, sweetheart.