1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,263 Alex: Ugh. 2 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:15,223 Ugggh! 3 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:19,936 Ah! I must've scratched the DVD when I used it as a coaster. 4 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,731 Okay. The serve. 5 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:26,151 This is the opening line in the love letter 6 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:29,779 that is your volleyball game. 7 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:35,744 Hit it hard and straight to keep your aim true. 8 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:40,415 Ah-gahhhhh! 9 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,255 It is good to be the dean. Oh! 10 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:49,090 Ooh! 11 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,133 Okay, your turn. 12 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,885 Uh, uh, Goose, you're up. 13 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,136 My name is Helen. 14 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,055 I've had enough of your excuses, Goose! 15 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,347 Come on, guys, let's check out 16 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,975 that new fro-yo stand in the quad. 17 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,728 Oh, well, don't come crying to me 18 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,898 when you're in a dog fight with a Russian MiG. 19 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:07,609 Dean Stapleton: When I said you could coach PE this summer, 20 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:10,945 I didn't think you would base it on "Top Gun." 21 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,155 Please call me Jester. 22 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,407 You have one hell of a serve, pal, 23 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:15,992 but two of our elderly students 24 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,036 need hip replacement replacements. 25 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,371 I'm sorry, Alex. You're out. 26 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,790 Please, Dean Stapleton, 27 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,084 money is very tight for me right now. 28 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,502 I need this job. Nah. 29 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:26,711 I'll see you in the fall 30 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,963 for whatever Viking bullshit you teach. 31 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:33,676 Uh, it's actually "Intro to Deciphering Runes and..." 32 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,929 You're right. It's Viking bullshit. 33 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,361 If I can't keep a job as a community college 34 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,655 PE coach, what can I do? 35 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,490 Alex, you'll find something. 36 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,200 You could always deliver newspapers. 37 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,618 Or pick up trash. 38 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:01,663 Or...start a podcast. 39 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:04,249 Um, I have a podcast, guys. 40 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,417 "Comedy Dorp Dorp"? 41 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,837 I'm on episode 177! 42 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,421 Are you guys not listening? 43 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,298 Oh, right. Loved that one about the thing. 44 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:15,009 Forget it. Like every other college professor, 45 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:19,347 I'm incapable of being anything other than a college professor. 46 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:22,517 - Wait. Plugger- - Inners is always looking for temp employees. 47 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:23,768 Really? Yeah! 48 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,436 I'll call my boss right now. 49 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,147 Ezra, it's Josh! 50 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,149 Mm-hmm, yeah, he is. 51 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,525 I promise. 52 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:33,111 Okay, sounds good. We'll see you tomorrow. 53 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,864 What just happened? 54 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,949 Ezra assumed I wanted to help get someone a job 55 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,409 since I've never, ever called him, 56 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,494 so he said, "He'd better be good!" 57 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,538 Then I said, "He is. I promise!" 58 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,540 And he kept going on, so I cut him off with, 59 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,333 "Okay, sounds good. We'll see you tomorrow." 60 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,668 You shouldn't interrupt your boss. 61 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:49,961 We have a family and responsib-- 62 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,713 New lunch buddy alert! 63 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,089 Yeah! 64 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:53,089 Ha-ha! 65 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,383 Guys! Say hi to Alex. 66 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:58,720 Josh? Is this the Alex who still uses a flip phone? 67 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,305 The friend who you said, 68 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,932 "knows everything about everything except technology"? 69 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,267 How'd you get him past Ezra? 70 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,227 I may have told Ezra that Alex 71 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,939 got his doctorate from M.I.T. in TV installation. 72 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:14,402 Okay, I just hope Ezra doesn't find out. 73 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:17,572 You know what he does to people who lie to him. 74 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,413 Well... 75 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,540 we'll just have to keep it from Ezra. 76 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,000 Randy: Wow! 77 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,461 When did TVs get so flat? 78 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:01,407 All: Aaah! 79 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,701 Good day in the field, boys? 80 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,870 Ezra! I-I-I didn't see you there. 81 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:09,958 Josh, it says here that you and your little friend Alex 82 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:13,253 successfully hooked - a customer's dog up to Wi- - Fi? 83 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,796 Great work. 84 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:15,880 Really? 85 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,632 No! They filed a complaint! 86 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,133 And so did the dog. 87 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,678 He sent a tweet. 88 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,304 When Josh asked me to hire you, 89 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:26,391 he gave me very distinct "Mm-hmm," 90 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:29,727 which led me to believe you were qualified for this job. 91 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:30,979 Alex just had an off day. 92 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:33,356 But he's a pro, don't worry. 93 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,525 I've got my eye on you. 94 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:36,985 All of you! 95 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,319 Mm! Mm! 96 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,154 Oh, boy. You guys gotta help me. 97 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,864 I can't lose this job. 98 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,284 I already live in a closet, and that's with a paycheck. 99 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,493 I don't know, man. 100 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:46,828 I'm just trying to keep my own job. 101 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,705 We all needed help when we first started. 102 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,832 Anders, remember when you didn't know the difference 103 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,334 between shielding cables and foil cables? 104 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,711 H-How could I forget? 105 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,088 Or Dante, when you downloaded all that porn 106 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,506 - using a client's Wi- - Fi? 107 00:04:58,506 --> 00:04:59,966 We said it belonged to all of us. 108 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,802 I can never watch porn without thinking of you guys. 109 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,512 All of us are gonna help Alex, 110 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:07,140 and we're going to do it using these. 111 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,811 We can log our house calls under his employee number. 112 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,438 Do I get one? 113 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,023 Yep. 114 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,482 Aww. 115 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,192 Let's roll. 116 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,015 - Yes! - Man, we nailed it! 117 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,892 - Total! - Yeah, man! 118 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,101 All: Aaah! 119 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:55,229 You got some interesting reviews today, boys. 120 00:05:56,564 --> 00:06:00,151 How did Alex install a car stereo in Anaheim 121 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,527 at the exact same time 122 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:05,406 he was wiring a security system in Palmdale? 123 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,492 I got really lucky with traffic. 124 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:11,579 And it says here that you pimped three rides in an hour. 125 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,165 That's statistically unpimpable. 126 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,918 I told you, he's the best. 127 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,712 Mmmmmmm. 128 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,089 Okay! 129 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:24,342 I think I've finally found my new team leader. 130 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,552 Congrats, Alex. 131 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:27,804 You're promoted. 132 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,764 Oh. Oh, um... 133 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,140 Ezra: It's perfect timing. 134 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:34,435 We could really use a man with your expertise 135 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,979 since we just landed a huge job. 136 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,314 What huge job? 137 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,358 The City of Los Angeles wants us to install 138 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:43,069 a massive billboard on Sunset Boulevard. 139 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,196 It's going to play a video reminding drivers 140 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:46,739 to keep their eyes on the road. 141 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,117 That's not a big job. That's epic! 142 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,578 Good thing we have Alex, the guy so great at his job 143 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,664 none of you will shut up about it. 144 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,916 Can't wait to finally watch this guy in action 145 00:06:56,916 --> 00:07:00,962 with my own judgmental, vindictive eyes. 146 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,136 Good. Lock it in. 147 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,694 I don't know if this is gonna work. 148 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,028 It's gonna work. 149 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,448 We gave Alex those A.R. goggles, remember? 150 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,407 Alex? 151 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,659 You've got this. 152 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,998 By the way, I definitely didn't tamper with those. 153 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,170 Josh! You sure he knows what he's doing? 154 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:43,713 Josh: Alex knows what he's doing. 155 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,715 A total pro. 156 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:48,843 Okay, Alex, wrench your nuts till they're tight as hell. 157 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,304 Start at the top and work your way down. 158 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,818 Come on. Agh! 159 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:09,030 Mm. 160 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,374 We did it! 161 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,834 - Big screen, baby! - Whoo! 162 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:25,046 Guys, we're going to the Cheesecake Factory! 163 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,881 - Alright! Yeah! - Whoo! 164 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,508 What is that place? 165 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,805 Why would they make that button? 166 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,235 Guys! What do I do?! 167 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:51,405 Alex! All you gotta do is hit the left cable winch button! 168 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:54,492 Oh, God! How am I gonna do that?! 169 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,869 Just hit the up arrow! 170 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:59,080 Just hit the up arrow? 171 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:06,254 Uh, uh, think, Alex. 172 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,925 Hey! Agh! 173 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,969 Come on, Alex, use your head. 174 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,345 Ah! 175 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,392 Ah-gahhhhh! 176 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,979 Oh! 177 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:28,943 Huh. 178 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,278 I'll see you in the fall 179 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:33,489 for whatever Viking bullshit you teach. 180 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,118 Aaaah! 181 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,255 You can do it! We believe in you, Alex! 182 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,677 Hahhh! 183 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,305 - Whoa! - Oh. 184 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,849 Ah-gahhhhh! 185 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:06,147 - Whoa! - Oh, yeah! 186 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,024 - Ah! - We're good. 187 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,734 Whoo! 188 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,652 Thank you again, Maverick. 189 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:12,737 Ugh! 190 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,280 Oooh. 191 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,157 Wowie zowie! 192 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:19,869 You guys make installing a TV look like a Tom Cruise movie. 193 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,495 Because we do our own stunts? 194 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:24,832 No, because it's "Risky Business." 195 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:27,793 And you -- you were incredible. 196 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:31,172 Hell, after a stunt like that, you should be my boss. 197 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,548 Uh, I can't. 198 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,009 See, the fall semester is starting back up, 199 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,178 and that's where I really belong. 200 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:41,182 We all have to be the fighter pilots of our own blue skies, 201 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:44,560 and for me, that's teaching Viking mythology 202 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,396 to a group of students who are only in it 203 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,523 for an easy two credits. 204 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,734 Give the money to these guys. 205 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,903 They're the real heroes. 206 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,200 Nobody is getting a raise.