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Josh:
This place rules.
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Like they shoved a mountain
in a Home Depot.
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Oh yeah, bro. I can't wait
to grab some wall.
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What do you say, Pearle?
Wanna give it a shot?
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Hell no!
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I didn't survive 30 years
on the force
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to die
climbing a plastic rock.
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I'm gonna sit right here
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and watch people dangle
from they crotches.
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Now remember, we gotta make
the most of this free trial.
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We're gonna climb every wall
in the joint and then
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never...come...back.
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Hey, there, team!
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I'm Ty.
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Just wanted to give you
a big fat welcome
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before you
grab some wall.
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I-I-I like...to climb.
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Me too, brother.
Good luck up there!
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I'll be rootin' ya on
from up top.
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Hoo! Whoo!
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O-Okay.
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Time to show him
I am not just a pretty face.
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Ugh!
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Uh, Randy,
doesn't that seem
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a little dangerous
for a beginner?
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How else am I gonna charm a guy
in a climbing gym, Emily?
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God, listen to yourself.
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Hey, Ty!
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Huh?
Check this out!
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Whoops!
How did that get untied?
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Safety first, guys.
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Aaaah! Oh!
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Whaa! Aaaaaah!
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Hoo!
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Huh?
Hold the phone!
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Did you just free solo
- the Verte-
- Braeker?
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Um. Yeah!
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I'm kind of an expert,
uh, climbist?
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I'm the only other person
in the gym who's ever done that!
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I-I guess that means
we have to...
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go on a date. Heh!
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You just free soloed
the hardest section of the gym
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just to ask me out?
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Uh, pretty much.
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I love it!
It's a date.
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Here's my number. Ooh.
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Randy, you freakin' hunk,
you still got it.
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Aah!
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And like I said, this guy's
got a knife, and I'm cornered.
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So I just start doing
a bunch of karate kicks.
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Hyah! Hyah!
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Scared him so bad
he dropped the knife
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and ran straight
into a bush.
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Oh, my God. Hero!
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Also I had no idea possums
could hold knives.
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Uh, yeah, they can hold
pretty much anything.
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Being a building manager
sounds terrifying.
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And I attempted Akira!
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Shyeah! Tetsuoooo!
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No, Akira --
the climbing route.
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In France.
Oh. That Akira.
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Yeah, uh,
I did that one.
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You finished Akira?
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It's one of the hardest climbs
in the world!
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I...knew that?
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Whoa, baby!
Let's eat!
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Oh, um,
we didn't order this.
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I did!
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Grab a spoon!
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If we finish in under
30 minutes it's free.
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Aah!
What are we even doing?!
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I haven't had lactose
in six years.
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YOLO!
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Ohhh, yeah.
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Love the feeling
of a giant, free
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frozen brick
in your stomach.
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Normally I'd say
doing an eating challenge
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on a first date
was a little unhinged,
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but you're just
so genuine.
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Ah, it's all part
of my ethos.
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Gotta live that
chillsplosion life.
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Chillsplosion?
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Yeah. You take things easy, relaxed,
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then do something crazy,
then go back to chillin'.
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You are absolute chaos!
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Um, what are you doing?
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Chillsploding!
Climb on up!
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You're a climber, right?
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Oh, uh, I don't know.
Like I always say,
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"Never climb anything
with a tum full of cream."
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Nah, you got this.
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Here, take my hand.
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Oh!
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Mm. Ah!
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Ah! I did it!
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Um, just like
I always do!
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Oh, wow.
Look at that.
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If you think this is good,
you should see the view
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from on top of
the Eagle Rock.
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What are you doing
next Saturday?
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Uh, that's usually crochet day
with my mom,
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but Lord knows
she's canceled on me enough.
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Well, then, you and I
are gonna free solo
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Eagle Rock and look out
at the perfect sunset.
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You're gonna love it.
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Um, could you call
the fire department?
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Randy:
He's just incredible.
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Game for anything, positive.
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A frickin' hunk?
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So shallow, Emily.
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I'm not in it
for the looks,
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but, yes, he is a slab
of chiseled beef,
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in the spirit
and in the body.
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Sounds like things are off
to a great start.
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It's the first time
in forever
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I've felt an actual connection
with someone.
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I don't want to
screw it up,
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which is why
I can never tell him
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I'm not
an expert rock climber.
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Randy, you have to
come clean!
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Lies are the number-two thing
that ruin a relationship!
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What's number one?
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The 405.
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Look, it's not
a big deal.
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I mean, Bridgette and Alex
lie to each other all the time
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and they're still married.
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No, we aren't!
Oh, no!
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You two were
so good together.
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That's why you need to
tell Ty the truth.
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Stop trying to trap me!
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It's not like I'm gonna
have to keep lying.
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We're just gonna free solo
a little mountain together,
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and then I'm sure
we'll never do it again.
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Ugh, okay, fine!
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I'll stop lying...
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by getting so good
at climbing
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that everything I said
isn't a lie anymore.
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Happy now?!
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Margo:
So you must be Randy.
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What inspired you
to get into climbing?
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Oh, I told a guy I'm dating
I'm an expert climber,
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and I don't want him
to know I lied.
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That's like 90%
of our business, girl.
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We'll get you whipped
into shape in no time.
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Ugh!
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Aaaah!
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Aaah! Ooh.
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Aah!
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Wha-at! Aaah!
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Whoa! Ow.
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Honestly, Miss Randy,
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you're the worst climber
I've ever seen.
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I'm surprised you can
get into bed.
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Look, if you value your life,
you shouldn't go anywhere
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near a steep curb,
much less a cliff face.
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But I have to impress this guy
or he'll never be my boyfriend!
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Then tell him the truth.
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Now, sashay away.
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Uh, what?
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Get the hell
outta here!
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Psst. Hey. Buddy.
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Couldn't help but overhear
you're havin' a little trouble
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in the mountaineering department.
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Maybe I can interest you
in some, uh, safety measures?
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What is this?
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Inflatable crash pad.
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You fall, simply press
the red button, and poof.
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Surrounds you
in a protective shell.
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Guaranteed not to kill you,
or your money back.
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Money back.
And this really works?
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You tell me.
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If it's printed on the box,
it's got to be true.
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I'll take it!
Thanks, shadowy figure!
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Psst. Hey.
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You need
an immersion blender?
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Randy,
please don't do this.
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Yeah, can't you just tell Ty
that you're sick or something?
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Oh, so now
it's okay to lie?
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Wow, Bridgette.
You sound like Emily.
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Randy, I know I always told you
to follow your heart,
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but now I realize
that was stupid.
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Get your ass inside
before you die.
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Mom, come on, it's fine!
I've got it taken care of!
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Hey, Randy!
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Ready to climb the sheerest
cliff face in Los Angeles?
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You bet I am!
Huh!
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Mwah!
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Goodbye, Randy's beautiful
friends and family!
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And not for the last time,
either!
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
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♪ Duh-duh-duh duh-nuh duh ♪
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Uh, whaaaaaaaa...
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Prepare for
the most romantic evening
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of your entire life.
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Uh, you know me --
always prepared.
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Then let's go!
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Chillsplosion!
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Okay.
No big deal.
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Lust got you to the top
of the first thing you climbed.
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It can do it again.
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Sorry if this one's
a little easy for you.
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Uh, whoo!
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Don't worry about it.
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Feels good to really
dominate an -- oh, shit!
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Aaaaaah!
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Go, go!
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Stupid cheap last resort!
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Aaaaaah!
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Aaah! Oh!
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Randy!
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Aaaaah!
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Ah! Ugh!
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Oh, God, I should've
listened to my mom!
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Randy, please tell me
you're alive.
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Ty and I -- ahh! Gah!
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Aaaaaah!
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What?
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Ty! Since we're doomed,
I have to say...
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I have no idea
how to climb!
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Yeah, I kinda
noticed that.
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I didn't want
to lie to you.
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I even went to another
climbing gym to try to learn.
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Randy, you didn't need to prove
anything to me as a climber.
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I was attracted to
your weirdo confidence.
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Plus, I rarely date
other climbers.
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They're too clingy.
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Okay, see, that --
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that's just funny.
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Aaah!
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Just let me go, Ty!
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Save yourself!
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Love another!
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No! We're gonna
get through this.
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Hold on, baby.
Mama's comin'!
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Your mom owns
a helicopter?
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It's just a loaner.
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Aw, yeah, Ma!
Whoo-hoo!
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Randy, don't...!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Oh. Whoops.
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Aaaaaaah!
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Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Ooh, gah, gah!
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Ooh. Aaaaah! Oof! Aah!
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Ahhh. Wahhh!
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I'm okay.
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Randy: Ty, I'm so sorry.
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Can we start over?
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Randy, I'd love to.
You're a great guy.
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Unfortunately, you went
to another climbing gym,
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and that's just more than I can
emotionally handle right now.
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Heh, heh, left, right, left.
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I hate to see him go,
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but I love
to watch him leave.