1 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:14,920 The holly and the ivy 2 00:00:14,990 --> 00:00:18,390 When they are both full grown 3 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:22,230 Of all the trees that are in the woods 4 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:25,660 The holly bears the crown 5 00:00:25,730 --> 00:00:29,570 Oh, the rising of the sun 6 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:33,630 And the running of the deer 7 00:00:33,710 --> 00:00:37,840 The playing of the merry organ 8 00:00:37,910 --> 00:00:42,210 Sweet singing in the choir 9 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:31,260 There's supposed to be a babyJesus in the manger... 10 00:01:31,330 --> 00:01:33,270 but someone stole it. 11 00:01:33,330 --> 00:01:35,930 - Really? - Lieutenant, where is that babyJesus? 12 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,990 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 13 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:49,820 Sounds great, Bob. 14 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:53,380 Thanks, Chief. Merry Christmas. 15 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:19,880 Steve, Phil, merry Christmas. 16 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,540 Oh, wow! That's so cool. 17 00:03:06,730 --> 00:03:08,820 Hi. 18 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,320 - Merry Christmas. - Oh, merry Christmas. 19 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,160 Merry Christmas, sir. 20 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,170 Merry Christmas. 21 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,180 Merry Christmas, sir. 22 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,040 Oh, thank you very much, sir. 23 00:03:27,110 --> 00:03:31,050 - Merry Christmas to you and your family. - Thank you very much. 24 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,810 Thank you very much. Merry Christmas. 25 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,890 Merry Christmas. 26 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,890 Merry Christmas. 27 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:44,490 Merry Christmas. 28 00:03:44,570 --> 00:03:47,400 Merry Christmas. 29 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:49,530 Merry Christmas. 30 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,900 Merry Christmas. 31 00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:56,600 Merry Christmas. 32 00:03:57,740 --> 00:03:59,740 Merry Christmas. 33 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,880 Merry Christmas. 34 00:04:03,950 --> 00:04:06,420 - Merry Christmas. 35 00:04:07,490 --> 00:04:09,420 Merry Christmas. 36 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:12,590 All right, this next exercise... 37 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:15,180 will help you both with listening. 38 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:19,100 One of you will speak while the other really just... 39 00:04:19,170 --> 00:04:21,100 listens. 40 00:04:21,170 --> 00:04:23,140 Would someone like to go first? 41 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:26,870 - Me. I had this crazy dream. - Do we have to do dreams? 42 00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:29,430 I was at this fancy restaurant having lunch... 43 00:04:29,510 --> 00:04:32,640 and the waiter brought me my entree. It was a salad. 44 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:35,550 It was Lloyd's head on a plate of spinach... 45 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:38,740 with his penis sticking out of his ear. 46 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:42,020 And I said, 'I didn't order this. " 47 00:04:42,090 --> 00:04:45,960 And the waiter said, "You must try it. It's a delicacy. 48 00:04:46,030 --> 00:04:50,290 But don't eat the penis: it's just garnish." 49 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:54,160 - Mmm. - Lloyd, what do you think about the dream? 50 00:04:54,230 --> 00:04:58,170 I think she should stop telling it at dinner parties to all our friends. 51 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:01,440 I mean, dreams should be private, don't you think? 52 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:05,240 I'm not here to judge or to take sides. I will say... 53 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:07,610 - Communication is healthy. - Healthy? 54 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:11,520 Telling people she dreams of me being castrated "Florentined" is healthy? 55 00:05:11,590 --> 00:05:14,820 Are there any sexual problems in the marriage? 56 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:18,990 Well... 57 00:05:19,060 --> 00:05:24,120 the truth is, um, we haven't had sex in quite a while. 58 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:28,030 And before that, it wasn't all that, um... 59 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:30,630 Oh, what's the word? 60 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:34,570 - Noteworthy. - Mm-hmm. 61 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:39,650 By our 12th anniversary, we'd gotten into a pretty stale routine. 62 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:42,200 A couple of kisses, a couple of nipple twists. 63 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:45,650 It would be over in the time it takes to make cappuccino. 64 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:49,820 I know because I timed it once. I mean, it's no wonder I had an affair. 65 00:05:49,890 --> 00:05:54,330 How could you tell him that so casually, like you were asking for water? 66 00:05:54,390 --> 00:05:56,620 Actually, may I have a glass of water? 67 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:59,830 Why don't you have oral sex too. I'll go wait in the car! 68 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:02,990 Lloyd, how do you feel about Caroline's affair? 69 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:08,130 - He just wants me to wear a red "A" and sleep in the basement. - Is that so unreasonable? 70 00:06:08,210 --> 00:06:11,140 Everything's either black or white with him. 71 00:06:11,210 --> 00:06:14,840 You know, he doesn't... he doesn't see where he's responsible. 72 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,850 And I mean, it just didn't mean anything to me. 73 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,850 It shouldn't even be counted as an affair. 74 00:06:22,990 --> 00:06:25,750 I think we need a ruling on this. 75 00:06:25,830 --> 00:06:29,160 Bells will be ringing 76 00:06:29,230 --> 00:06:32,490 The sad, sad news 77 00:06:33,570 --> 00:06:37,130 Oh, what a Christmas 78 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:41,160 To have the blues 79 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:45,340 My baby's gone 80 00:06:45,410 --> 00:06:49,040 I have no friends 81 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:32,160 Jesus. 82 00:07:32,230 --> 00:07:34,160 Cat piss. 83 00:07:34,230 --> 00:07:36,160 Ugh. 84 00:07:36,230 --> 00:07:39,930 Lloyd, have you forgiven Caroline for her affair? 85 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:43,090 Look, it was a long time ago. It's over. I'm fine about it. 86 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:46,470 - I just don't want to talk about it. - Then let me ask you something. 87 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:49,170 What do you want from the marriage now? 88 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:53,440 I wanna stop talking about it. Look, the truth is I want nothing. 89 00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:56,850 I have everything I need. I'm actually a very content person. 90 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:59,890 What a liar. You're so unhappy you can hardly breathe. 91 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:02,420 And I feel it in every gesture, in every silence. 92 00:08:02,490 --> 00:08:05,120 And I'm miserable. How can we both be in the marriage... 93 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:08,130 - And I'm miserable and you're content? - Luck? 94 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:11,460 - Caroline, what do you want from the marriage? - Oh, this should be good. 95 00:08:11,530 --> 00:08:14,430 You don't know what you want. You blame everybody else for it. 96 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:18,030 She's impossible to satisfy. She lives in her fantasies. 97 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:22,040 I mean, let's really try to understand Caroline's miserable life. 98 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:24,540 - She lives in a beautiful home. - Which his mother owns. 99 00:08:24,610 --> 00:08:26,600 - I have a successful business. - Which his mother owns. 100 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:30,210 We're in servitude to his mother for a loan she's charging us 18% interest on. 101 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,770 - We personally own nothing. - We took out a loan. 102 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:34,910 No, you took out a loan. It was your decision. 103 00:08:34,990 --> 00:08:38,360 - You took out a loan from Satan Mom. - She blames my mother... 104 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:42,380 for everything that's gone wrong in her life. In the meantime, she never finishes anything. 105 00:08:42,460 --> 00:08:46,630 Photography courses, existential philosophy courses, Scandinavian cooking classes... 106 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,970 - At least I go after my dreams. - To be what? Somebody who takes photographs... 107 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:54,030 of lutefisk to prove the nothingness of being? No wonder our son's so confused. 108 00:08:54,110 --> 00:08:56,510 See? He blames me forJesse. Is that right? 109 00:08:56,580 --> 00:08:59,240 - I'm not here to judge. - What the hell good are you? 110 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:02,250 You're the one who suffocated him with limitations. 111 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,750 - Our son's a very sensitive, creative... - Juvenile delinquent. 112 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:08,520 - Boy. He has the imagination... - That the Mafia gives scholarships for. 113 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:11,750 In the ninth grade, we told him he could get a part-time job. 114 00:09:11,830 --> 00:09:16,350 He started an escort service for the football team, and he gave out my mother's phone number. 115 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:21,700 And I still say gettin' laid by an 18-year-old linebacker is just what she needs! 116 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:25,030 - Please! Let's lower our voices! - Fuck you! 117 00:09:41,690 --> 00:09:44,560 Yes. 118 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,860 - Fuckin'... 119 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:55,630 - Burglary.! Burglary.! 120 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:58,870 Burglary.! 121 00:09:58,940 --> 00:10:01,030 Ohh! 122 00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:03,040 - Oh, no! Gussie! 123 00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:05,270 Where the hell are ya? 124 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,440 Wanna play ball? 125 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,210 Play catch, pal? Huh? 126 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:36,210 Chase the ball? 127 00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:03,630 Good doggy. Good thickheaded doggy. 128 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:07,160 - How about this, huh? Huh? 129 00:11:10,910 --> 00:11:13,940 Go. 130 00:11:26,730 --> 00:11:30,490 - Get some light over here. 131 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,590 Check around back. 132 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:56,220 You can divorce me, you know. I mean, I don't care about alimony. 133 00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:58,380 You can say... 134 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,480 that I was unfaithful. 135 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,960 You were. 136 00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:06,020 That's why I said you can say it. 137 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,570 No, no. You said it as if it weren't true... 138 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,200 but that I could say it just to get the divorce. 139 00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:15,170 Except that it is true, and we're not getting a divorce. 140 00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:19,510 And later on in the news... 141 00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:23,480 - Aren't you coming in with me? - No, I want to listen to the news. 142 00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:26,880 There is a world going on beyond our problems, Caroline. 143 00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:34,560 Just because you've made your decree about this divorce... 144 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:38,530 - Doesn't mean I'm giving up on it. - Caroline... 145 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:43,730 the day you see anything through to the end, I'll stick my own dick in my ear. 146 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:13,560 - I ordered a case of eggnog so this wouldn't happen. 147 00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:16,660 I'm sorry. I can't help you. 148 00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:20,670 You don't understand. I have 25 relatives coming in one hour... 149 00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:23,440 and you have one bottle of eggnog. 150 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:26,810 - What am I gonna do? - It's Christmas. I'm here alone. 151 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:30,180 I'd love to be able to help you. I don't know what to tell you. 152 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,180 Are you crazy? 153 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:35,420 I have nothing I can do for you. I'm sorry. 154 00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:39,150 - There's no one in the store to help me. Can't you make some? - Make some? Are you nuts? 155 00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:42,220 - I have got 25 relatives coming. - It only takes cream, nutmeg... 156 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:45,890 You don't understand. What am I gonna do without it? 157 00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:49,230 - I promised them I'd have eggnog! - You can if you make it. 158 00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:51,670 I can't make it! You make it! 159 00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:53,670 - Okay. 160 00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:57,800 - Don't move. Don't talk. This is a gun in your back. 161 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,180 What's going on? Who is he? 162 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:07,340 He's the world beyond our problems, which is now our problem. 163 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:10,360 - Shut up. Drive. - My God, Carrie, are you all right? 164 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:12,120 Drive. 165 00:14:12,190 --> 00:14:15,560 Lieutenant Huff, how could this have happened in Old Baybrook? 166 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:17,990 Why weren't there more police on the street? 167 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:21,060 - This man has been terrorizing the entire county. - Look. 168 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:24,700 I'd put more men on the street, but they're not qualified for this kind of thing. 169 00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:27,240 Why not? They are police, aren't they? 170 00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:31,740 They have no experience. Nothing ever happens in this town. 171 00:14:31,810 --> 00:14:34,750 The only time we get calls from you people... 172 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:37,610 is when some kid is playing a practical joke... 173 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:41,850 or your faggot dogs start humping each other without permission. 174 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:45,220 Anytime there's any real problem, you people call yourjudge friends... 175 00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:48,230 and your attorney general friends and your district attorney friends. 176 00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:51,230 Why don't you call them now and get the hell out of my office? 177 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:54,160 It doesn't necessarily have to be your office. 178 00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:57,470 I'm calling an emergency meeting of the Old Baybrook Emergency Community Committee. 179 00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,600 And I'll be suggesting at that meeting... 180 00:14:59,670 --> 00:15:03,230 that our volunteers patrol the streets to protect our homes. 181 00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:07,440 And if you would like, Lt. Huff, I will speak to the mayor... a golfing chum of mine... 182 00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:11,470 about finding you a replacement, since you don't like it here in Old Baybrook. 183 00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:15,390 And maybe I'll just tell him that you've hit into a water hazard... 184 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,860 and you're way in over your head. 185 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,860 Get out. 186 00:15:19,930 --> 00:15:23,860 Authorities have speculated that the thief may still be in the area. 187 00:15:23,930 --> 00:15:28,130 - Roadblocks are being set up on Interstate... - Fuck! Goddamn it! 188 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,330 Turn it off. Turn it off. 189 00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:35,840 Goddamn it! Shit! 190 00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:38,100 Fuckin'Christmas.! 191 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:40,910 Fuckin' cocksuckers! Jesus! 192 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:48,380 I can't believe they're going to all this trouble for a thief. 193 00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:51,580 - I mean, it's not like you killed anyone. - Kinda silly, ain't it? 194 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,590 - Yeah. - Although it's still early, right? 195 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,890 - What's that smell? - Shut up! 196 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,800 Take me to your house. 197 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:02,730 Listen, we'll drop you off wherever you'd like, and we won't say a word. 198 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,830 - We're not heroes. - I can vouch for that. Lloyd is no hero. 199 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:08,840 Enough, okay? I said take me to your fuckin' house. 200 00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:12,110 I gotta think. Aw, fuck. 201 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:17,540 - Fuck. Christ. - What? Nothing. 202 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:22,080 - No. What was that laugh for? No, I don't. - Oh, like you don't know. 203 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,320 Oh, yeah, sure, right. "Lloyd's no hero." Thanks a lot! 204 00:16:25,390 --> 00:16:27,660 - Please. I was trying to... - Go to hell! 205 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:29,460 Shut up. 206 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,460 - Never've happened if you'd come into the store! - I have a gun. 207 00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:34,470 - He chose me because I was alone. - Shut up! 208 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,530 - Jesus fuckin' Christ! - Okay, okay. 209 00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:42,210 But I'm right, aren't I? You would never have taken a couple, would you? 210 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:46,410 - All right. No. - No. Thank you. Thank you. 211 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,410 - Christ. - See? 212 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,420 - Happy now? Great. - Yeah, I am, actually. 213 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:54,280 - Less than ten minutes ago, you sat in the car... - Hey, hey! Stop sign. 214 00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:57,590 - And told me you want to stop arguing. - Stop sign! Whoa! 215 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,960 - Ho.! Ho.! Ho.! 216 00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:02,290 Hey, morons! 217 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,960 - You ran the stop sign. - I did not. There was no stop sign. 218 00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:09,330 - Yes, there was, and yes, you did. - You didn't even see it. 219 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,800 - He saw it. He said, 'stop sign. "I heard it. - Great. 220 00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:15,670 I hijacked my fuckin' parents. 221 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:20,510 - Somebody who makes sense, I listen to.! Yes, there was. - There was no stop sign. 222 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:30,280 - Uh, Lieutenant, I found this mask with a weird smell. - We both found it. 223 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:35,030 Urine. 224 00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:38,000 Oh, thank God. Phil thought it might be semen. 225 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:40,090 Phil needs to talk to a therapist. 226 00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:42,360 Hey, Lieutenant. 227 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:46,840 - We found it. Why'd you say that? - I found it. 228 00:17:46,910 --> 00:17:49,470 It's the county prosecutor. 229 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:51,510 Lt. Huff here. 230 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:54,600 - Will Warren here. What's the suspect's M.O.? - Shh. 231 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,940 Suspect left behind a face mask. 232 00:17:57,020 --> 00:18:01,040 There are traces of blond hair and the faint odor of after-shave mixed... 233 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:05,490 I spoke to Mr. Willard. It seems there might be a videotape of the robbery. 234 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,860 - A videotape? Where'd he say it is? - I called state police. 235 00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:12,020 - State police? Is that necessary? - It would be best... 236 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:14,730 - My men are searching the place now... - No. 237 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,740 - What? - We'll let professionals handle this. 238 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:21,140 Excuse me, but this is my jurisdiction, and we are perfectly capable... 239 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:24,970 I do not want you or your men going in there.! Do you hear me? 240 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,140 Yeah, yeah. I heard you! 241 00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:33,220 So... can we go home now? 242 00:18:35,350 --> 00:18:40,310 Get everybody out of there. Leave a couple of guys here for the state police. 243 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:43,730 - They got professionals coming. 244 00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:15,190 Lf that's wanting 245 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,760 - Lf that's love 246 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:23,000 - Lf that's love 247 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:27,070 - Lf that's love 248 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:29,070 I'm coming. 249 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:34,580 - Chasser. - That's Chasseur. It's 18th-century French Huguenot. 250 00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:37,510 I'm glad I caught you before you left for the holidays. 251 00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:39,140 - May I come in? - No. 252 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:43,120 - I can't give it to you out in the hall. - Listen, Siskel... 253 00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:46,160 I just developed some new pictures. Stunning. 254 00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:51,660 Might even make a book. Something like Mapplethorpe, only a little bit more personal. 255 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:54,700 - Demon seed. - Ooh. 256 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,530 My best to the wife and kids. Merry Christmas. 257 00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:22,590 Move it. Move it, I said. 258 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:25,830 - We have gifts in the car in back. - Shut up! 259 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,830 They might get stolen. 260 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:33,200 - Well, didn't you lock the car? - That's ridiculous. 261 00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:35,240 Shut up! Christ. 262 00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:40,200 - Hi, guys. It's me. 263 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,340 - Hey! Hey! Hey! 264 00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:45,910 - The alarm. - You don't have to pick me up at the station. 265 00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:49,580 I'm getting a ride home with a friend. I'll be late for dinner... 266 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:53,610 so start without me. Just kidding, Mom. See you later. Bye. 267 00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:55,720 - Who's that? 268 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,230 - J-Jesse, our son. - We were supposed to p... 269 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,230 - Station. - At 8:00. 270 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:03,790 Nice. You rich? 271 00:21:03,870 --> 00:21:06,840 - No. Oh, God, no. No, no. - Not really, no. 272 00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:09,430 Antiques like this ain't cheap. 273 00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:12,380 I run an antique store in town. These are all from the shop. 274 00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:15,210 - It's his mother's store. - So? 275 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,880 Well, you made it sound like it was yours. 'I run an antique store. " 276 00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:21,480 I said I run it. I didn't say I own it. I am the manager. 277 00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:24,580 - Do you think he cares if you work for your mother? - Hey! Hey! Hey! 278 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:29,060 Let's get one thing straight. From now on, the only person who yells is me. 279 00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:31,760 Why? Because I have a gun, okay? 280 00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:33,800 People with guns can do whatever they want. 281 00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:37,770 Married people without guns... for instance, you... 282 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,500 - Mm-hmm. - Do not get to yell! 283 00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:43,200 Why? No guns! 284 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,800 No guns, no yelling! See? 285 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,850 Simple little equation. 286 00:21:47,910 --> 00:21:52,850 Jesus Christ, who are you fuckin'people? 287 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:57,150 Caroline and Lloyd Chasseur. What's your name? 288 00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:59,490 Fuck you, that's my name. 289 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,960 Got any rope... Lloyd? 290 00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:06,160 For what? 291 00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:10,700 - What am l, applying for a job? - No. 292 00:22:10,770 --> 00:22:14,970 Then stop asking me fuckin' questions, okay? Got any rope, Lloyd? 293 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,030 No, we don't have any rope. 294 00:22:18,110 --> 00:22:21,810 We have bungee cords. They might work. 295 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,480 - Where? Move. - Right through there in the kitchen. 296 00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:26,640 I don't believe you. 297 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,650 Expecting company? 298 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:32,090 Yes. Lloyd's mother and his brother's family are coming for dinner. 299 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,150 They should be here by 9:00. 300 00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:36,160 Great. 301 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,870 Jesus. 302 00:22:39,930 --> 00:22:42,200 Excuse my reach. 303 00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:46,400 - Pass the ketchup. - Pass the ketchup, please. 304 00:22:46,470 --> 00:22:49,570 I'm not hungry now. I thought we were eating at Uncle Lloyd's. 305 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,580 God knows what disaster your Aunt Caroline is making. 306 00:22:52,650 --> 00:22:54,980 This may be our last chance for normal food. 307 00:22:55,050 --> 00:22:59,070 She does it to irritate me. I'm the one that she's after. 308 00:22:59,150 --> 00:23:02,420 - But I'm not hungry now. - Eat! Don't annoy me. It's Christmas. 309 00:23:02,490 --> 00:23:05,550 - I'm sure she's going to a lot of trouble. - Gary. 310 00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:08,560 The last time you ate her cooking, you had diarrhea for a week. 311 00:23:08,630 --> 00:23:11,060 You had diarrhea for a week, Dad? 312 00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:14,160 That is not appropriate dinner conversation. Eat! 313 00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:18,690 If we hate Aunt Caroline's cooking so much, why do we go there every year for Christmas? 314 00:23:18,770 --> 00:23:21,710 Because my poor Lloyd needs his family. 315 00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:26,340 Otherwise, he'd be all alone with that adulteress and her delinquent son. 316 00:23:26,410 --> 00:23:30,010 I hope they get into a fight like always. Their fights are bitchin'. 317 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,570 Shut up.! Don't make me nuts today.! It's Christmas.! 318 00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:38,220 Merry Christmas. 319 00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:41,560 Ahh. Mmm. 320 00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:45,860 So... what's the worst dive bar near here? 321 00:23:45,930 --> 00:23:47,870 - Seventeenth Hole. - The Mackerel Lounge. 322 00:23:47,930 --> 00:23:49,490 How do you know that? 323 00:23:49,570 --> 00:23:52,500 I passed by once on the access road. 324 00:23:52,570 --> 00:23:55,630 Did you ever pass by the Seventeenth Hole? It's like a urinal with windows. 325 00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:59,800 And the Mackerel Lounge couldn't be a dive bar, because they can have entertainment. 326 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:05,610 - It's Christmas You're drunk and in jail 327 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,650 Mackerel Lounge. Herbie speaking. 328 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,850 - I'm looking for a friend. - The Mackerel Lounge couldn't be the worst dive bar. 329 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,480 - Can you hang on just one second please? - Oh, you happen to know.! 330 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,930 Aah! 331 00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:20,660 Thanks. I'm looking for a friend of mine. 332 00:24:20,730 --> 00:24:24,400 He's kind of a, uh, short... drunken loser. 333 00:24:24,470 --> 00:24:27,130 You just described everybody in the place. 334 00:24:27,210 --> 00:24:29,670 See if there's a guy named Murray there, okay? 335 00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:32,300 Is there a Murray here? 336 00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:35,180 There'll be some whiskey and a six-pack 337 00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:38,840 - Not a tree - I don't think he's here, pal. 338 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:43,080 See if there's a waste of fucking life named Murray. Try that one, okay? 339 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:47,720 Is there a fucking waste of life named Murray here? 340 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,890 Gus. Uh... 341 00:24:53,430 --> 00:24:55,370 hello? 342 00:24:55,430 --> 00:24:58,870 Murray. How are ya, pal? 343 00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:04,000 - Fine. How are you? - Oh, fabulous, fabulous. Of course, I'm a little tired... 344 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:09,480 from running for ten hundred fuckin'miles because there was no fuckin'car waiting for me.! 345 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,480 What did I tell you if something went wrong? 346 00:25:11,550 --> 00:25:14,280 I told you to act like a drunk vagrant imbecile. 347 00:25:14,350 --> 00:25:18,120 - Is that too much of a fuckin' stretch? - I got nervous. 348 00:25:18,190 --> 00:25:20,850 The cops were all over the place. 349 00:25:20,930 --> 00:25:24,690 The cops, they've set up a roadblock. They're checking cars. 350 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,290 - And by 10:00 tonight, there's a curfew. - Fuck it. 351 00:25:28,370 --> 00:25:31,630 - I just heard it at the bar. - Fuckin'... 352 00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:41,170 Excuse me. Is anything wrong? 353 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:43,270 Lloyd, don't talk to me. 354 00:25:43,350 --> 00:25:46,010 Don't talk to me. Shut up. 355 00:25:46,090 --> 00:25:49,420 - Don't say anything to me. Okay? Understand? - Gussie? 356 00:25:49,490 --> 00:25:53,050 - Shh. - Because maybe we can help, you know. 357 00:25:54,130 --> 00:25:56,090 My God! I swear to God! 358 00:25:57,930 --> 00:26:01,890 Gussie, where the hell are ya? I'm scared. I don't think I can handle this. 359 00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:03,990 - I'm... - Ya been drinkin'? 360 00:26:04,070 --> 00:26:08,840 No. No. What are ya, nuts? 361 00:26:08,910 --> 00:26:11,930 - Listen... - Calm down, okay? Just calm down. 362 00:26:12,010 --> 00:26:14,040 You gotta help me. 363 00:26:14,110 --> 00:26:19,680 I'll tell you what. Go to a place called Winslow Harbors, okay? 364 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:23,240 - And steal us a boat. - Boat? Wha... 365 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,590 I'm a car man, Gussie. What the hell do I know about boats? 366 00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:30,320 Figure it out.! I don't care if it's a barrel as long as it fucking floats. 367 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,990 7:30 now. Curfew starts at 10:00. That gives you more than enough time. 368 00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:36,190 Ya got a pen? Write this number down. 369 00:26:36,270 --> 00:26:41,760 Okay? 555-353 7. 370 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,780 - Okay? Repeat it. - 353 7. 371 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:49,870 Listen, kid. Maybe you better tell me where the swag is, in case I have to bribe somebody. 372 00:26:49,950 --> 00:26:52,540 - No, Murray. No. - But... 373 00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:55,850 You can hot-wire station wagons, you can hot-wire a fucking boat. 374 00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:00,520 And just remember, if you can't, what men your age become in prison: wet nurses. 375 00:27:00,590 --> 00:27:03,150 Okay, Murray? Bye-bye. 376 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:08,090 Oh. Thanks. 377 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:10,860 Ah. Everything's gonna be fine. 378 00:27:10,940 --> 00:27:13,600 Everything's gonna be A-okay. 379 00:27:13,670 --> 00:27:17,610 We're gonna be in a boat in a couple of hours. We'll be out of here. 380 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,840 Right back on track. Right? Right. 381 00:27:28,050 --> 00:27:30,450 Ah! Ahh! 382 00:27:32,490 --> 00:27:34,720 Now... got any cigarettes? 383 00:27:34,790 --> 00:27:38,190 I don't smoke, and Caroline just quit. 384 00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:41,800 Ah. 385 00:27:44,470 --> 00:27:46,670 Just quit, huh? 386 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,140 So... where are they, Caroline? 387 00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:54,010 What do you mean? 388 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:58,640 Where... are they... Caroline? 389 00:28:01,690 --> 00:28:03,620 Behind the chessboard. 390 00:28:03,690 --> 00:28:06,210 Chessboard, chessboard. 391 00:28:06,290 --> 00:28:09,230 What? You told me you quit. 392 00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:12,490 - Yes! - I told you I wouldn't smoke in the house. 393 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:18,200 - I never said I quit. - You said you quit. You hadn't had a cigarette in three months. 394 00:28:18,270 --> 00:28:22,000 I haven't finished a cigarette in three months. I take a few drags. 395 00:28:22,070 --> 00:28:24,600 - I don't inhale. - You are such a liar. I don't believe it. 396 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,700 - I am not a liar! - You sat right in the dining room and lied to me! 397 00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:33,810 - It was in the bathroom. - I wonder how many other things you've been lying about. 398 00:28:33,890 --> 00:28:36,450 - Aah! Unh! - Aah! 399 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,850 Ugh. 400 00:28:40,790 --> 00:28:43,820 Did you say that you would quit, Caroline? 401 00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:47,530 Did you say that you would quit? 402 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,530 Yes! So you are a liar. End of story. 403 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:08,080 You saw the stop sign, didn't you, Lloyd? Huh? 404 00:29:08,150 --> 00:29:12,420 You... saw... the... stop... sign... didn't you, Lloyd? 405 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:21,400 - Yes, I did. - Yes! So you, too, are a liar. 406 00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:26,100 Capital "L", small "l", small "A", small "R", period. 407 00:29:26,170 --> 00:29:30,440 Now shut the fuck up. 408 00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:34,210 - Did you have an accident? 409 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,250 Ooh! Did you know you're bleeding? 410 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,980 - Oh, yeah. - Were you shot? 411 00:29:43,060 --> 00:29:44,990 - A goddamn dog bit me. - What dog? 412 00:29:45,060 --> 00:29:47,580 - Willard's dog. - Cannibal bit you? 413 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:52,690 - His name is Cannibal? - Yeah. 414 00:29:52,770 --> 00:29:55,530 Um, there are Band-Aids in the bathroom... 415 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,760 in the master bedroom upstairs. 416 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,740 What's through here? 417 00:30:00,810 --> 00:30:03,670 That's the mudroom. 418 00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:07,800 Use the ouchless. They're in the green container. 419 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:14,440 I don't believe it. You want to have sex with him. 420 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,890 - What? - "Use the ouchless." "We have bungee cords." 421 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,890 Ugh. I'm frightened. 422 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,930 Humans get frightened because they have feelings. 423 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,990 Didn't your alien leaders teach you that before they sent you here? 424 00:30:31,070 --> 00:30:34,470 I suppose you'll use this drama as a reason to have another affair. 425 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:37,740 I feel sorry for the next deliveryman that comes to this house! 426 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,010 Shh. 427 00:30:46,390 --> 00:30:48,550 Okay, our car's in the driveway. 428 00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:51,050 The lights are on. They know we're in here. 429 00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:02,290 Who the fuck is that? Make it quick. 430 00:31:02,370 --> 00:31:05,030 Okay. 431 00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:07,500 Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas. 432 00:31:07,570 --> 00:31:09,670 Did I catch you at a bad time? 433 00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:12,800 No, no, no. I was, um, in the attic. 434 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:17,010 I bet you thought Margaret forgot you on her fruitcake list. 435 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,350 I thought... maybe. 436 00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:23,150 Well, she would never do that. 437 00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:25,160 - Oh? Great. 438 00:31:25,220 --> 00:31:27,160 - Thank you, George. - Merry Christmas. 439 00:31:27,230 --> 00:31:29,960 - Thanks to Margaret. Yup. Bye. - Right. Yeah. Hey! 440 00:31:30,030 --> 00:31:32,260 Did you hear about the reward? 441 00:31:32,330 --> 00:31:37,030 Willard called the radio station from Bimini when he found out about the robberies... 442 00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:42,940 and he said he'll give $ 100,000 to anyone who captures this guy. 443 00:31:46,410 --> 00:31:50,070 - Oop. Okay, bye. - Well. 444 00:31:50,150 --> 00:31:52,580 I got a lot of children to see before that curfew. 445 00:31:52,650 --> 00:31:54,590 - Thank you. - Pay my best to Lloyd. 446 00:31:54,650 --> 00:31:57,550 - Yup. - And to that son of yours. Uh... 447 00:31:57,620 --> 00:32:00,850 - Jesse. Okay, bye-bye. - I'm still waiting for our chess rematch. 448 00:32:00,930 --> 00:32:06,160 And ifhe happens to know where the town's babyJesus is... 449 00:32:06,230 --> 00:32:11,400 we're still missing it from the lawn Nativity scene from last year. 450 00:32:11,470 --> 00:32:13,400 - My God. - Yeah. 451 00:32:13,470 --> 00:32:15,940 Merry Christmas. 452 00:32:16,010 --> 00:32:17,940 Bye. 453 00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:30,810 That guy blames Jesse for everything that happens. 454 00:32:30,890 --> 00:32:34,450 And he hasn't played chess with him for years. 455 00:32:34,530 --> 00:32:37,290 Ah. What's in this? 456 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,730 - I don't know, alum? Don't eat it. 457 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,800 - Welcome to the suburbs. - Yeah. 458 00:32:45,870 --> 00:32:48,810 - Where are those Band-Aids? - Upstairs. 459 00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:50,810 Show me. 460 00:32:54,050 --> 00:32:55,980 Wow. 461 00:32:56,050 --> 00:32:59,140 - That's nice. - Yeah. 462 00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:03,980 It's my mother-in-law's. Every time I pass it, I feel her eyes on me. 463 00:33:04,060 --> 00:33:06,390 You want it? 464 00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:08,390 Do I want it? 465 00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:10,390 This is Chagall, right? 466 00:33:10,460 --> 00:33:15,020 - This is a real Chagall. - Yeah. 467 00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:18,700 It really pisses me off. 468 00:33:18,770 --> 00:33:21,710 - Sorry? - You got something like this hanging on your wall... 469 00:33:21,770 --> 00:33:24,040 and you don't even fuckin' appreciate it. 470 00:33:24,110 --> 00:33:27,040 Probably 'cause you never worked a day in your life. 471 00:33:29,010 --> 00:33:30,980 That's not true. 472 00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:34,820 We had our own business once. We owned a restaurant. 473 00:33:34,890 --> 00:33:36,880 An Italian restaurant. 474 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,580 'Course, I would have preferred French, but anyway... 475 00:33:40,660 --> 00:33:43,060 - It failed eventually... - What are we, girlfriends here? 476 00:33:43,130 --> 00:33:46,360 Do I give a shit about this? 477 00:33:46,430 --> 00:33:48,630 No. Let's move. 478 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,630 Cloudy skies, drizzle... 479 00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:55,000 - You wanna go for coffee? - Look, kid, I gotta get home to my family. 480 00:33:55,070 --> 00:33:57,060 This is my lastjob. 481 00:33:57,140 --> 00:34:00,980 Oh, come on. It can't be that bad. 482 00:34:01,050 --> 00:34:04,140 Look. Can you just drive me around the block a little? 483 00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:06,280 I'll give you another fifty. 484 00:34:06,350 --> 00:34:08,980 Well, it's your money, pal. 485 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,450 - Who's been naughty and who's been nice? 486 00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:17,890 Here we are.! Hey, hey.! I got one forJohnny here.! 487 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,900 And here's one for Bill. And for Karen. 488 00:34:20,970 --> 00:34:24,900 - And here's a beautiful looking... - It's so cold out tonight. 489 00:34:24,970 --> 00:34:28,840 - Do you think Santa would like something to eat? - Santa's hungry! 490 00:34:28,910 --> 00:34:31,880 - Let's give him some cookies.! - Cookies. 491 00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:33,970 - Santa, have a cookie.! - Over here.! 492 00:34:34,050 --> 00:34:36,980 - Merry Christmas, Santa. - Uh-huh. 493 00:34:37,050 --> 00:34:41,850 - The cookies are good.! - All right, everybody, tuck in! Let's eat, huh? 494 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:45,050 - Here, Santa! - Enough with the cookies, kids! 495 00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:06,870 You two were gone an awfully long time. 496 00:35:06,950 --> 00:35:09,970 I got us moved to a more comfortable place. 497 00:35:10,050 --> 00:35:13,020 What did you have to do for it, dress his wounds? 498 00:35:13,090 --> 00:35:15,780 Oh, that's right, Lloyd. We're having an affair. 499 00:35:15,850 --> 00:35:20,310 He wants to run away to Acapulco. He tied me up in case I had second thoughts. 500 00:35:20,390 --> 00:35:22,720 No one goes to Acapulco anymore. 501 00:35:22,790 --> 00:35:25,790 Our son's walking in here any minute. Why don't you worry about that? 502 00:35:25,860 --> 00:35:29,800 Look, if we just cooperate, I'm sure he won't hurt him. 503 00:35:29,870 --> 00:35:32,800 What are you doing? 504 00:35:32,870 --> 00:35:35,900 I think we can get out of these. Oh, move your body! 505 00:35:35,970 --> 00:35:38,000 Stop that! What if he walks in here? 506 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,440 We'll just say we're being... affectionate. 507 00:35:41,510 --> 00:35:44,640 Tied up, with an armed man in the house? 508 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,740 Works for me. 509 00:36:13,510 --> 00:36:18,010 - Just reach down and touch that clippery thing. - Listen to me. 510 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,020 I cannot move my arm. 511 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:23,520 - Oh! Oh, oh! Stop it! - What's that? 512 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,660 It's nothing. 513 00:36:26,730 --> 00:36:29,250 It doesn't feel like nothing. 514 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,190 - Just the friction. 515 00:36:34,270 --> 00:36:36,200 Stop it. 516 00:36:46,110 --> 00:36:48,910 Lloyd, you animal. 517 00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:52,040 Haven't you left yet? 518 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:55,550 - Did ya hear the fuckin' phone ring? - Look, what about our son? 519 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:58,890 Well, guess it's gonna be a real Chasser family picnic, huh? 520 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,860 That's Chasseur. It's 18th-century French Huguenot. 521 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,730 - Got any extra cord? - No, we don't have any extra cord. 522 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,570 Okay. Guess we're gonna have to economize, huh? 523 00:37:13,770 --> 00:37:16,000 - Move up! 524 00:37:16,070 --> 00:37:18,010 Bring 'em on up. 525 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,570 Keep it moving. Keep moving. 526 00:37:20,650 --> 00:37:23,910 You, sir. Whoa. Whoa. 527 00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:28,680 - May I see some identifiication, please? - Certainly, sir. 528 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:32,810 - How can they do this on Christmas Eve? - There is a criminal at large. 529 00:37:32,890 --> 00:37:35,090 They can't stop for the holidays. 530 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,960 Maybe they'll let him go in the spirit of Christmas. 531 00:37:38,030 --> 00:37:39,960 That is not the spirit of Christmas. 532 00:37:40,030 --> 00:37:44,130 The spirit of Christmas is either you're good, or you're punished and you burn in hell. 533 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:48,700 - Who would catch a criminal and then let him go free? - Republicans? 534 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,600 Have a merry Christmas. 535 00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:05,260 Why don't you just give yourself up? 536 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:09,490 - What'd you say? - Well, you're not going to kill an entire family. 537 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:13,220 It's over. I mean, you're not the type. You're a thief, not a killer. 538 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:15,230 That's obvious. 539 00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:18,330 I hate guys like you, you know? 540 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:24,100 With yourJeep Grand Cherokees and your Nicaraguan maids and your Ping Zing golf clubs... 541 00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:27,910 every goddamn thing in the world handed to you. What fuckin' purpose do you people serve? 542 00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:30,610 You're a criminal. What purpose could you serve? 543 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,620 Fuck you, Lloyd. I work for a living, okay? 544 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,740 I have a skill. I'm in the game, pal. 545 00:38:34,820 --> 00:38:37,120 What do you do except take up fuckin' space? 546 00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:41,180 If you're so skilled, what are you doing stuck here? 547 00:38:41,260 --> 00:38:46,420 I can break into any house, take whatever I want: in and out, ten minutes. 548 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,490 No prints, no evidence, nothing. 549 00:38:48,570 --> 00:38:52,400 If what's-his-name hadn't installed that fuckin' roadrunner booby trap... 550 00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:56,370 - I'd be in Jamaica by now. - Mmm, I'm impressed. 551 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,380 No, you people don't get impressed, do ya? 552 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,610 Life just bores the shit out of you people. I'm sorry. 553 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,620 We don't all have rich mummies and daddies we can live off of... 554 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,850 or open restaurants when we get bored playing tennis. 555 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,820 You told him about the restaurant? 556 00:39:13,890 --> 00:39:18,300 Yeah. I heard you couldn't cut it working for a living, Mr. Brooks Brothers, so... 557 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,160 Shut up.! 558 00:39:22,470 --> 00:39:24,900 You and my wife have a lot in common. 559 00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:28,200 You both think you have some right to life working out the way you want... 560 00:39:28,270 --> 00:39:31,210 and if it doesn't, you get to act any way you want. 561 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,710 The problem is someone has to be responsible. 562 00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:36,710 I'd love to run around taking classes and playing with my inner-selfness. 563 00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:40,010 I'd love the freedom to be a pissed-off criminal without any responsibility... 564 00:39:40,090 --> 00:39:42,710 except I don't have the time! 565 00:39:42,790 --> 00:39:45,190 But you don't see me with a gun. 566 00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:48,090 You don't see me sleeping with someone else. 567 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:52,030 You think my life turned out the way I wanted because I live in this house? 568 00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:55,760 You think every time I look in the mirror I shout, "Gee, I'm glad I'm me... 569 00:39:55,830 --> 00:39:59,770 "and not some 19-year-old billionaire rock star with the body of an athlete... 570 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:05,070 and a 2 4-hour erection"? No, I don't! So just excuse the shit out of me! 571 00:40:05,140 --> 00:40:07,080 - Oh, God! 572 00:40:07,150 --> 00:40:09,080 Shh. 573 00:40:09,150 --> 00:40:11,080 Nice and quiet. 574 00:41:07,110 --> 00:41:09,540 Are you guys decent? 575 00:41:09,610 --> 00:41:11,540 Hello? 576 00:41:11,610 --> 00:41:13,540 - Hey. - Jesse! 577 00:41:13,610 --> 00:41:16,380 - Jesse. - Who are you? Hey! Watch it! 578 00:41:16,450 --> 00:41:18,880 - You guys okay? - Hands behind your back. 579 00:41:25,490 --> 00:41:29,430 - Wait a second. You're the guy who... - Shut up! 580 00:41:29,490 --> 00:41:32,520 This isn't your M.O. You only knock over estates. 581 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,030 - But hostages? That's a no-win situation. - You too, huh? 582 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:38,860 You know what this family needs? A mute. 583 00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:42,960 Let me say it one more time. I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up. Okay? 584 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,100 Yes, but we have people coming for dinner. 585 00:41:45,180 --> 00:41:49,700 - They're driving from Boston. You gonna tie us all up? - Five extra people. 586 00:41:49,780 --> 00:41:53,770 - Dinner's canceled. - We can't cancel dinner. I mean, they're on the road. 587 00:41:53,850 --> 00:41:57,380 - They'll be here by 9:00. - Should I shoot one of you in the foot? 588 00:41:57,460 --> 00:42:02,450 Listen. If the police have a curfew, they might do house-to-house searches. 589 00:42:02,530 --> 00:42:05,830 - You can't stay here. - That would be very bad for you. 590 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:08,890 - Really. - I can't leave until my partner calls. 591 00:42:08,970 --> 00:42:13,100 - How do you know he'll call? - He'll call. He better fuckin' call. 592 00:42:13,170 --> 00:42:15,970 - I swear to God, if he doesn't call... 593 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,970 What smells like piss? 594 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,210 Up against the bed. 595 00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:28,150 Maybe I could sell tickets. No, no. 596 00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:33,490 Let's see. No, no. The... The point is, in order to get this robe... 597 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,530 You know, I've never seen this movie all the way through. 598 00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:40,660 - Don't you live in this country? - They show it during the holidays. 599 00:42:40,730 --> 00:42:44,330 With the kids and the family, I've never seen the whole thing. 600 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,390 - The color of your jacket. - It's charcoal. 601 00:42:46,470 --> 00:42:49,870 - I didn't know what you were talking about. - Merry Christmas, Lieutenant. 602 00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:55,350 - Yeah, merry Christmas. - Where the hell are you two going? Stay here. 603 00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:01,920 - Did you have to say, "Merry Christmas"? - That's the way I was brought up. 604 00:43:01,990 --> 00:43:06,790 - Push rewind. - Uh... is this it? 605 00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:09,490 No, that's fast-forward. This is it. 606 00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:13,190 Give me that. 607 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:20,960 What you're about to see has to be kept within the confines of this room. 608 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,940 Do you understand? 609 00:43:31,780 --> 00:43:34,810 - Wait a minute.! That's... - Shh! 610 00:43:34,890 --> 00:43:37,480 - It's old man Willard's place! - Shh.! 611 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,720 - Burglary.! Burglary.! 612 00:43:40,790 --> 00:43:44,020 - Burglary.! Burglary.! 613 00:43:44,100 --> 00:43:48,120 - Now listen up. We're gonna find this guy. - Precinct. 614 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,760 Watch it a few more times. Then I'll organize specific teams... 615 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,830 each with a specific geographic location. 616 00:43:54,910 --> 00:43:58,710 Lieutenant. Some county prosecutor guy? 617 00:43:59,810 --> 00:44:02,110 I'll take it in my office. 618 00:44:02,180 --> 00:44:05,780 - Nobody leaves. - Yeah, he'll be right with you. 619 00:44:05,850 --> 00:44:08,790 Okay, I'll put you on hold. Thank you. 620 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:13,120 - Wow! - Yeah. 621 00:44:13,190 --> 00:44:17,960 - Should we watch it again? - I think we should just wait 'til Huff gets back. 622 00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:20,900 Well, while we're waiting... 623 00:44:23,570 --> 00:44:25,540 I think this is it. 624 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,100 No.! It's this one. 625 00:44:30,270 --> 00:44:32,210 Now, you listen to me! 626 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,640 I don't want any plastics and I don't want any ground foors... 627 00:44:34,710 --> 00:44:38,580 and I don't want to get married ever to anyone.! Do you understand? 628 00:45:22,790 --> 00:45:25,960 Hey.! Who are you? 629 00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:31,030 - I'm Murray. - What do you want? 630 00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:33,040 Is this your boat? 631 00:45:37,010 --> 00:45:41,170 That was quite an outburst. I should tie you up more often. 632 00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:47,080 Listen. About the restaurant, I didn't say... 633 00:45:47,150 --> 00:45:49,090 How did you get home again? 634 00:45:49,150 --> 00:45:52,490 - I got a ride with a friend. - Which friend? 635 00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,530 Which friend? Do I know him? 636 00:45:54,590 --> 00:45:56,790 All right, I took a limo, okay? 637 00:45:56,860 --> 00:45:59,800 Where'd you get the money for a limo? 638 00:45:59,860 --> 00:46:02,860 - Okay, I stole one. Is that better? - Listen, smart-mouth... 639 00:46:02,930 --> 00:46:06,390 - If you would answer a simple question... - Don't talk to him like that.! 640 00:46:06,470 --> 00:46:10,070 - You've never disciplined him.! - If you had not sent him to that prison... 641 00:46:12,010 --> 00:46:16,380 - I went there. - For a summer. I go for my entire high school life. 642 00:46:16,450 --> 00:46:19,210 You were sent there because high schools wouldn't enroll you anymore. 643 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:23,980 Aye aye aye aye aye aye! 644 00:46:24,060 --> 00:46:26,960 - It's nobody's fault. Feel better... - That's it! 645 00:46:27,020 --> 00:46:29,960 What the hell is wrong with you people? You're supposed to be a family. 646 00:46:30,030 --> 00:46:32,460 How can you talk to each other like that? 647 00:46:32,530 --> 00:46:35,560 Why don't you go on Oprah and get it over with? Christ! 648 00:46:35,630 --> 00:46:38,470 - What's the quickest way to the docks? - Bainbridge. 649 00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:41,560 You take Main Street and you turn left on Domino Square. 650 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,070 You can't. Domino Square is a one-way street. 651 00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:46,130 Bainbridge is the only two-way street to the docks. 652 00:46:46,210 --> 00:46:48,470 You know, you're never gettin' out of here. 653 00:46:48,550 --> 00:46:52,570 - Why don't you take the highway? It's quicker.! - Not the way you drive.! 654 00:46:52,650 --> 00:46:56,950 We don't have much time. Pay attention to any distinguishing features. 655 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:09,770 Now, you listen to me! I don't want any plastics and I don't want any ground foors. 656 00:47:09,830 --> 00:47:13,170 You understand that? 657 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:15,170 This... this... 658 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:18,370 I don't... l... 659 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,600 - I don't want any plastics... - Lt. Huff. 660 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,550 I believe you have some evidence in your possession... 661 00:47:23,610 --> 00:47:25,840 belongs to the county prosecutor's office. 662 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,680 ... Do what I want to do. And you're... And you're... 663 00:47:29,750 --> 00:47:32,220 - Mary.! - George.! George.! 664 00:47:32,290 --> 00:47:36,120 - I'm worth more dead than alive. - Unbelievable. 665 00:47:36,190 --> 00:47:39,060 No sense of time. 666 00:47:40,630 --> 00:47:42,860 Never again. Never again! 667 00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:48,690 Excuse me. Those dolls are my mother's. She's been collecting them for years. 668 00:47:48,770 --> 00:47:51,710 - Could you be more careful with them? - I'm sorry. 669 00:47:56,410 --> 00:47:59,710 - If he doesn't call, you're dead in the water. - Jesse, be quiet. 670 00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:02,720 - Listen to your father, kid. - I'm only stating the obvious. 671 00:48:02,790 --> 00:48:04,720 What is it, 20 minutes 'til curfew? 672 00:48:04,790 --> 00:48:07,720 And I heard on the radio they found a ski mask on the scene. 673 00:48:07,790 --> 00:48:09,730 Anyone get a good look at you? 674 00:48:09,790 --> 00:48:11,820 To residents of Old Baybrook... 675 00:48:11,900 --> 00:48:14,330 Jeremiah Willard is known as the amusement park king... 676 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:19,530 an eccentric known for his love of animals and generous contributions. 677 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:25,100 We now go to the Willard mansion and to our on-the-scene reporter Mike Michaels. Mike? 678 00:48:25,180 --> 00:48:29,370 Thanks. Old Baybrook residents will be competing for top dollars... 679 00:48:29,450 --> 00:48:31,510 before tonight's curfew goes into effect. 680 00:48:31,580 --> 00:48:34,350 Representatives ofJeremiah Willard have confiirmed... 681 00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:36,890 the reward is now $200,000. 682 00:48:36,950 --> 00:48:42,360 This may turn out to be a very merry Christmas for some lucky family. 683 00:48:42,430 --> 00:48:44,360 Back to you, Karen. 684 00:48:49,530 --> 00:48:51,470 I'm in hell. 685 00:48:51,540 --> 00:48:55,940 - Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell. 686 00:48:56,010 --> 00:48:58,370 What the fuck is that? 687 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,850 Ow.! 688 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,680 Jesus.! 689 00:49:14,130 --> 00:49:17,890 - Oh! - What happened? 690 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:21,590 - Stay where you are.! Untie my parents now.! - Jesse.! 691 00:49:21,670 --> 00:49:24,660 Kid, what're you doin'? 692 00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:27,900 - I mean it! Untie my parents. - Jesse! 693 00:49:27,970 --> 00:49:31,430 - Jesse, phone the police. - Put the gun down. - Shut up. 694 00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:33,740 Get back on your knees or I'll shoot! 695 00:49:33,810 --> 00:49:36,340 - You will? - I will.! I'll... I'll shoot you.! 696 00:49:36,410 --> 00:49:40,280 'Cause I'm gonna keep walkin'. Can you get to that phone before I get to you? 697 00:49:40,350 --> 00:49:43,790 - Jesse, put the gun down. 698 00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:46,850 No! No! Unh! 699 00:49:57,770 --> 00:50:00,260 - Hello? - Caroline? 700 00:50:00,340 --> 00:50:04,470 - It's Connie. Listen, we got a little held up. - Oh, hi. 701 00:50:04,540 --> 00:50:06,480 We'll be there in 20 minutes. 702 00:50:06,540 --> 00:50:09,340 I hope that dinner isn't ruined. 703 00:50:09,410 --> 00:50:12,280 - Oh, well... bye. - Okay, bye. 704 00:50:12,350 --> 00:50:14,610 All right, get in the car! 705 00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:20,850 Great. Looks like there's gonna be one more for dinner, huh? 706 00:50:23,790 --> 00:50:28,200 I'll have a blue Christmas... 707 00:50:30,470 --> 00:50:33,730 - Siskel. - Honey, when are you coming home? 708 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,260 Your parents are here. The children are asking for you. 709 00:50:37,340 --> 00:50:40,780 I'm sorry, Stella. I had some last-minute work to do. 710 00:50:40,850 --> 00:50:45,310 Uh, I'll get there as soon as I can, okay? Tell the kids I love 'em. 711 00:50:45,380 --> 00:50:47,440 - Okay, please hurry. - Okay, bye. 712 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:52,320 Decorations of red 713 00:50:52,390 --> 00:50:57,730 On a green Christmas tree 714 00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:01,860 Look, you're making a mistake. I could help you out, you know. 715 00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:05,200 - I got $11,000 cash... - Hey! Hey! Hey! 716 00:51:05,270 --> 00:51:07,900 It's been a long, bad day. 717 00:51:07,970 --> 00:51:10,910 I'd rather be in Iraq than in this fuckin' house. 718 00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:13,880 So do me a favor, do yourself a favor, cut the shit. 719 00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:16,000 - Okay? - I'm not. It's the truth. 720 00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:19,170 - I got a blackmail deal going in school... - Blackmail? 721 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:23,120 What are we, a buck ten? You're doing blackmail on people? 722 00:51:23,190 --> 00:51:28,250 Yeah. I needed some big money fast. I was desperate. I wanted to get out of here. 723 00:51:28,330 --> 00:51:31,760 - Desperate about what? - Let's see. 724 00:51:31,830 --> 00:51:34,890 I got two years, four months left in military school. 725 00:51:34,970 --> 00:51:38,830 My parents hate each other. My father records every mistake in my life... 726 00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:42,840 like he's preparing for my parole hearing. I don't get to do anything by myself. 727 00:51:42,910 --> 00:51:47,040 And I live in the suburbs. You figure it out. 728 00:51:47,110 --> 00:51:50,050 So where you gonna go? Huh? 729 00:51:50,110 --> 00:51:53,080 I don't know. Where do you go? 730 00:51:53,150 --> 00:51:55,050 Where do I go? 731 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,050 Well... 732 00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:01,460 I usually end up in Jamaica with this friend of mine, Jimmy Marlo. 733 00:52:01,530 --> 00:52:03,960 He steals appliances off of trucks. 734 00:52:04,030 --> 00:52:05,960 We get the money back from the fence... 735 00:52:06,030 --> 00:52:08,460 which is about half what the stuff s really worth... 736 00:52:08,530 --> 00:52:11,470 spend all the money, come home, start all over again. 737 00:52:11,540 --> 00:52:15,470 'Course, this time was supposed to be the big final score. 738 00:52:15,540 --> 00:52:17,970 You know, the big retirement score. 739 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:21,070 Why you quitting now? You got a great life. 740 00:52:21,150 --> 00:52:24,210 Let me explain something to ya, kid. 741 00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,610 What I do, runnin' around stealin' shit... 742 00:52:27,690 --> 00:52:30,120 that may sound great when you're 15 years old... 743 00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:32,990 but it sucks just a little bit when you're 3 5... 744 00:52:33,060 --> 00:52:35,420 no family, no house. 745 00:52:35,490 --> 00:52:38,430 I got a partner who's 56. He's an alcoholic. 746 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:41,430 He still can't figure out why they took Happy Days off the air. 747 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:44,700 Then on TV every day, I see kids like you on these talk shows. 748 00:52:44,770 --> 00:52:48,200 You got everything, opportunities up the ass. 749 00:52:48,270 --> 00:52:51,240 You got a family to come home to, and what do you do? 750 00:52:51,310 --> 00:52:54,240 You bitch and moan because things don't go your way. 751 00:52:54,310 --> 00:52:58,270 Well, you know what? Welcome to the real world, where most of the time... 752 00:52:58,350 --> 00:53:00,610 things don't go your fuckin' way. 753 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:04,180 Easy for you to say. Everything goes your way. 754 00:53:04,260 --> 00:53:06,420 Great. You know what? 755 00:53:06,490 --> 00:53:09,460 I think I had you pegged wrong. 756 00:53:09,530 --> 00:53:12,460 I don't think you have a brain in your fuckin' head. 757 00:53:14,530 --> 00:53:16,800 Merry Christmas. 758 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,730 Now, we don't have much time. Rules of the house. 759 00:53:22,810 --> 00:53:26,040 No telephone except for the kitchen. No television. 760 00:53:26,110 --> 00:53:28,170 Nobody on the second foor, in case your son makes noise. 761 00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:31,040 I want you in front of me at all times. 762 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,050 No arguing. When you fight, you forget everything else. 763 00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:37,710 Just behave and pay attention, or I take your son with me. 764 00:53:37,790 --> 00:53:42,050 Now, tell me about this doctor guy. 765 00:53:44,660 --> 00:53:49,030 I received a call from Will Warren, the county prosecutor. 766 00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:51,660 Happens to be a close friend of mine. 767 00:53:51,740 --> 00:53:56,670 In spite of your bungling, he's confident they'll find our thief... 768 00:53:56,740 --> 00:53:58,940 in those house-to-house searches during curfew. 769 00:53:59,010 --> 00:54:04,210 Another thing. He said, uh, your men are to assist and report to me... 770 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,220 as per his instructions. 771 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:10,220 You can call if you'd like. Um, let's see, one other thing... 772 00:54:10,290 --> 00:54:12,410 Oh, yes, your Christmas wish came true. 773 00:54:12,490 --> 00:54:16,550 You're to be out of here the day after Christmas. 774 00:54:16,630 --> 00:54:20,590 Isn't that a lovely Noel? It's been swell. 775 00:54:20,660 --> 00:54:22,630 - Bob. - Yes. 776 00:54:22,700 --> 00:54:26,070 - I nailed your wife. - What? 777 00:54:26,140 --> 00:54:28,570 After the town meeting last August. 778 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,770 You were in Rhode Island on business. 779 00:54:32,810 --> 00:54:34,740 Three times, Bob. 780 00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:39,780 She said you never went three times, Bob. 781 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:50,980 - Merry Christmas, Lloyd! - Phil, Steve, merry Christmas. 782 00:54:51,060 --> 00:54:53,000 - Are you guys working tonight? - Mm-hmm. 783 00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:56,190 They're starting that curfew tonight, and this is our area. 784 00:54:56,270 --> 00:54:59,000 Thought we might say hi to Gary. 785 00:54:59,070 --> 00:55:01,770 - Is he here yet? - Gary. 786 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,830 - Who's Gary? - He's my brother-in-law. 787 00:55:04,910 --> 00:55:07,310 - They all grew up together. - Great. 788 00:55:10,980 --> 00:55:15,350 - Is that Caroline? I'd love to say hello! - I'd love to see Caroline. 789 00:55:15,420 --> 00:55:19,360 - You know, your wife? - Of course it is. What am I doing? 790 00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:22,760 She's upstairs. She's chang... You want a cup of coffee? 791 00:55:22,830 --> 00:55:25,490 - Come on in. In the kitchen. - Oh, yeah. 792 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:29,460 - Maybe a piece of pumpkin pie or something? - Oh, uh... 793 00:55:29,530 --> 00:55:34,060 - Were you guys here last year? - Yeah, there was a rum cake. 794 00:55:34,140 --> 00:55:37,110 - You guys make great coffee. - Yeah, it was fantastic. 795 00:55:37,170 --> 00:55:40,970 You guys help yourselves. I'll go get Caroline, so... 796 00:55:41,050 --> 00:55:43,570 - Unh! - What is wrong with you? 797 00:55:43,650 --> 00:55:47,580 - It would have caused suspicion to say no. - You never admit you're wrong. 798 00:55:47,650 --> 00:55:51,020 - Finally somebody says it besides me. - There was no alternative. 799 00:55:51,090 --> 00:55:53,450 I could have been in the shower. 800 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,980 - She could have been wrapping presents. - What is this, a lying seminar? 801 00:55:57,060 --> 00:56:00,620 - You made a noise. I was distracted. - He was distracted. 802 00:56:12,610 --> 00:56:15,700 No, I'm not buying wine for your brother. 803 00:56:15,780 --> 00:56:19,080 He can suck on a grape, Marge. Forget it. 804 00:56:19,150 --> 00:56:21,120 What about the breakfast? 805 00:56:21,190 --> 00:56:25,350 - Okay, I'll get the milk and the doughnuts. - There you go. 806 00:56:25,420 --> 00:56:30,090 Mm-hmm. Ye... Marge, hold on. They got another call comin' in. 807 00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:33,650 Yes, I'll talk to you later. Hello. 808 00:56:33,730 --> 00:56:35,720 Uh, Gussie? 809 00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,860 No, this is Lt. Milford. To whom am I speaking? 810 00:56:38,940 --> 00:56:42,530 - Uh... - Ooh, he hung up. 811 00:56:42,610 --> 00:56:47,100 - Who was it? - I don't know. Hung up. 812 00:56:47,180 --> 00:56:50,870 - Probably a wrong number. - Crank call. 813 00:56:50,950 --> 00:56:53,420 - Yeah, kids. - That's it. 814 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:57,510 - So... ooh, it's late. - When do you think Gar might be gettin' here? 815 00:56:57,590 --> 00:57:01,460 Well, maybe what you should do is go and, um... 816 00:57:01,530 --> 00:57:05,050 when Gary comes, I'll get him to call you at the office. 817 00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:08,220 - Because Christmas Eve, you're so busy, and l... 818 00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:11,960 Oh, I'll get it. That's it. Thank you. Hello? 819 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:16,300 Hello. Uh, are you feeling better? 820 00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:21,240 Who gives a rat's ass how I feel? Where's Gussie? 821 00:57:21,310 --> 00:57:24,300 I'll get him. Back in a minute. 822 00:57:26,050 --> 00:57:28,180 I can't believe I'm working tonight. 823 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:31,880 I know. Some guy robbin' people on Christmas Eve? 824 00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,750 It's not right. It's not right. 825 00:57:34,830 --> 00:57:40,660 We'll get him though. We got every cop and his brother lookin'for him. 826 00:57:40,730 --> 00:57:44,430 - Christmas Eve, it's... - Murray. 827 00:57:46,670 --> 00:57:49,470 - He hung up. - Well, he sounded upset. 828 00:57:49,540 --> 00:57:53,480 He should be. He's gonna die a horrible fuckin' death. 829 00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:55,480 Caroline.! 830 00:57:55,550 --> 00:57:57,670 Oh! Speaking of which... 831 00:57:59,250 --> 00:58:03,080 So, Gary and Connie and the kids. 832 00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:06,750 - Merry Christmas. - Gar! 833 00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:08,760 - Steve.! Phil.! - Oh, merry Christmas, Gar.! 834 00:58:08,830 --> 00:58:12,420 Mom? Merry Christmas. 835 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:14,430 Mom, the TV's broke. What are we gonna do all night? 836 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:16,590 - I can't believe this. - Celebrate the birth of Christ! 837 00:58:16,670 --> 00:58:19,860 - Now, put the presents under the tree. - Connie, honey... 838 00:58:19,940 --> 00:58:21,840 - Look who dropped by. - Merry Christmas, Connie. 839 00:58:21,910 --> 00:58:26,270 - I'll take that bag upstairs. 840 00:58:26,340 --> 00:58:28,940 I'll take it. I want to change my shoes. 841 00:58:30,610 --> 00:58:33,950 - Mom, hi. - Lloyd, who is this? 842 00:58:34,020 --> 00:58:37,420 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. Who is this? 843 00:58:37,490 --> 00:58:40,790 This is the doctor we were telling you about. 844 00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:43,220 Doctor... Wong. 845 00:58:43,290 --> 00:58:45,780 Ah, the marriage doctor. 846 00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:47,800 - Right. - Yeah. 847 00:58:47,870 --> 00:58:50,530 Wong? You're a Wong? 848 00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,370 - Well, my mother was Irish. - And your father? 849 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,300 - Wasn't. - Why don't we go downstairs? 850 00:58:55,370 --> 00:58:57,860 - I want to change my shoes. - Your shoes are lovely. 851 00:58:57,940 --> 00:59:00,640 - My feet hurt. - Take 'em off. Go barefoot. 852 00:59:00,710 --> 00:59:03,650 - A Bohemian Christmas! I'm up for that! - What the hell... 853 00:59:03,710 --> 00:59:07,620 is wrong with you? Why do you get strange at family gatherings? 854 00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:09,150 It's not me, Mom. It's Caroline. 855 00:59:09,220 --> 00:59:11,480 She's a little nervous about the dinner. 856 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,750 Maybe you could go tell her what you think. You know, give her a hand. 857 00:59:14,830 --> 00:59:17,590 You know what a bad cook she is. 858 00:59:17,660 --> 00:59:22,560 Oh. All right. 859 00:59:22,630 --> 00:59:25,100 - Aren't you going to take my bag up? - Later. 860 00:59:25,170 --> 00:59:27,100 - Well, I'll take it. - No, no. I'll go, I'll go. 861 00:59:27,170 --> 00:59:29,760 I just wanted to be close to you. 862 00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,310 He, uh... he loves you so very much. 863 00:59:41,690 --> 00:59:45,280 Caroline, could you come up here for a minute? 864 00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:49,950 - I thought you needed help. - Yes, well, everything's in the dining room... 865 00:59:50,030 --> 00:59:52,430 Why don't you light the candles? That'd be good. 866 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:54,430 - Bitch. - Bitch. 867 00:59:58,470 --> 01:00:00,900 - Hello? - Where's Gus? 868 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:05,900 - Murray? - How do I know this is Gussie? 869 01:00:05,980 --> 01:00:09,880 Because the next time I see you I'm gonna tear all the hair out of your balls one by one... 870 01:00:09,950 --> 01:00:12,250 you fucking mule. How's that? 871 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,750 - Kid, I got good news. - Yeah? 872 01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:17,620 - A friend of mine's got a boat. - A friend? 873 01:00:17,690 --> 01:00:19,620 Nobody likes you. What are you talking about, "friend"? 874 01:00:19,690 --> 01:00:23,680 It's somebody I just met, and we kind of hit it off. I think she really likes me. 875 01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,590 She? She? Murray, I've been in this house all night... 876 01:00:26,660 --> 01:00:28,930 wondering if I'm gonna get busted or not and you've been fuckin' dating? 877 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:32,440 - Is that it, Murray? - Calm down. It's the best I could do. 878 01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:36,940 - Listen, she's a nice woman. And she's just... 879 01:00:37,010 --> 01:00:39,500 - Skipped parole from New Jersey. - An ex-con? 880 01:00:39,580 --> 01:00:42,940 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's great. That's just great. 881 01:00:43,010 --> 01:00:45,280 - How do you know she's not gonna turn us in? - She wouldn't. 882 01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:50,290 She can't afford to. If she did, she'd be back in the slammer before she knew it. 883 01:00:50,350 --> 01:00:52,790 Honest. She's legit. 884 01:00:52,860 --> 01:00:55,760 But there's just one little problem. 885 01:00:55,830 --> 01:00:58,590 - What? Children? - No. 886 01:00:58,660 --> 01:01:01,220 The boat needs... a little work. 887 01:01:22,690 --> 01:01:24,680 Hello? 888 01:01:27,660 --> 01:01:29,750 Hello. 889 01:01:29,830 --> 01:01:32,590 - How long? - Hour, hour and a half. 890 01:01:32,660 --> 01:01:35,530 - Hour. - Okay. 891 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,930 - You have an hour. Okay. - Hour. 892 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,270 - Bye-bye. - All right, bye-bye. 893 01:01:43,940 --> 01:01:46,430 - Last check. Three or four minutes away. - Proceed to the next house. 894 01:01:46,510 --> 01:01:49,950 Isn't this exciting? I'm sure glad I got a chance to see Santa while he was here. 895 01:01:50,010 --> 01:01:53,280 And Santa would like to toast you all... 896 01:01:53,350 --> 01:01:55,780 for answering the call of duty... 897 01:01:55,850 --> 01:01:59,790 on the holiest of nights. Everyone, grab a glass. 898 01:01:59,860 --> 01:02:01,820 You too. Grab a glass. Come on, come on. Grab a glass. 899 01:02:01,890 --> 01:02:05,120 - Everyone, come on. - Santa doesn't drink champagne. 900 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,390 Santa drinks milk. 901 01:02:07,460 --> 01:02:11,400 Look, Santa can't drink any more milk tonight. 902 01:02:11,470 --> 01:02:13,460 Santa has a lactose intolerance. 903 01:02:13,540 --> 01:02:15,160 It gives him horrible gas pains. 904 01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:17,570 You want to see Santa farting down everyone's chimney? 905 01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:21,740 Merry Christmas! 906 01:02:21,810 --> 01:02:24,410 Merry Christmas. 907 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,450 Ah! 908 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:29,420 What we're having... 909 01:02:29,490 --> 01:02:32,820 is a traditional Scandinavian Christmas feast. 910 01:02:32,890 --> 01:02:35,920 We have roast suckling pig... 911 01:02:35,990 --> 01:02:39,930 fresh baked kringlors with a honey pecan dipping sauce... 912 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,450 seven-day-old lutefisk and lamb gookins. 913 01:02:43,530 --> 01:02:46,260 What you're wearing on your heads are called Lucia wreaths. 914 01:02:46,340 --> 01:02:49,600 They're worn in honor of Saint Lucia... 915 01:02:49,670 --> 01:02:53,270 a brave and noble woman I admire very much. 916 01:02:53,340 --> 01:02:55,610 A woman whose beliefs were so strong... 917 01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:59,210 they rendered her infammable. 918 01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:03,120 As the story goes... 919 01:03:03,190 --> 01:03:05,310 Lucia was engaged to be married... 920 01:03:05,390 --> 01:03:07,690 and instead of giving her dowry to her in-laws... 921 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:10,780 she gave it to the poor people of the village. 922 01:03:10,860 --> 01:03:15,260 Her husband-to-be, thinking she was out ofher mind... 923 01:03:15,330 --> 01:03:18,100 betrayed her to the Romans as a Christian... 924 01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:21,930 and they condemned her to burn at the stake. 925 01:03:22,010 --> 01:03:24,600 But although she was surrounded by fames... 926 01:03:24,670 --> 01:03:27,440 she would not burn. 927 01:03:27,510 --> 01:03:30,210 And they had to stab her with a sword. 928 01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:33,980 My God. Is this a Christmas story? 929 01:03:34,050 --> 01:03:37,380 Who cares. My forehead is blistering. 930 01:03:37,450 --> 01:03:40,950 - I think it's cool, Aunt Caroline. - Thank you. 931 01:03:41,020 --> 01:03:44,360 Okay, dig in, everybody. Don't be shy. 932 01:03:48,230 --> 01:03:53,170 - Everything looks great, honey. - Thank you, sweetheart. 933 01:03:55,670 --> 01:04:01,040 From what school are you trained, Dr. Wong? Freud? 934 01:04:01,110 --> 01:04:04,840 - Uh, nah. I don't go in for that dream stuff. - Really? 935 01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,250 You don't think patients should examine their dreams? 936 01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:10,780 Well, I just don't think they should bother other people with them. 937 01:04:10,850 --> 01:04:15,420 I mean, what kind of a loser actually thinks anybody else is interested? 938 01:04:15,490 --> 01:04:21,430 You must have met a great many strange and disturbed people. 939 01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:23,590 My line of work, you meet some real wackos. 940 01:04:23,670 --> 01:04:26,600 You call your patients "wackos"? 941 01:04:26,670 --> 01:04:30,440 Yeah, they... they like it. 942 01:04:30,510 --> 01:04:33,270 Well, it seems that this therapy is working. 943 01:04:33,340 --> 01:04:35,940 I've never seen these two so agreeable together. 944 01:04:36,010 --> 01:04:39,240 - What the hell am I eating? - Oh, that's a parsnip kringlor. 945 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,340 - They date back to the fourth century. - That's what it looks like. 946 01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:47,250 - Where's your son? - Uh, he's spending the night with a friend. 947 01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:51,060 - On Christmas Eve? - I think it's very strange. 948 01:04:51,130 --> 01:04:54,120 - Well... - Well, he... 949 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:57,630 Uh, actually, that was, uh, my idea. 950 01:04:57,700 --> 01:05:01,600 Because, uh, when one is constructing... 951 01:05:01,670 --> 01:05:03,640 highways of communication... 952 01:05:03,710 --> 01:05:07,730 between two people, it's sometimes a good idea to, uh... 953 01:05:07,810 --> 01:05:11,440 clear the road and slowly introduce exit signs. 954 01:05:11,510 --> 01:05:13,450 That's funny. 955 01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:16,140 I heard something very similar on Oprah last week. 956 01:05:16,220 --> 01:05:20,120 I assume that as you've built... 957 01:05:20,190 --> 01:05:22,160 highways of communication... 958 01:05:22,230 --> 01:05:25,630 you have discussed Caroline's adultery. 959 01:05:25,700 --> 01:05:27,750 What? 960 01:05:27,830 --> 01:05:30,100 You told your mother? 961 01:05:30,170 --> 01:05:32,930 And why not? He was very upset... 962 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,100 and he needed someone he could trust to talk to. 963 01:05:35,170 --> 01:05:38,800 Tell me something, in your professional opinion... 964 01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:41,940 - Should these two be married? - Mother. 965 01:05:42,010 --> 01:05:44,480 Caroline. 966 01:05:47,350 --> 01:05:50,380 Is that part of the treatment too? She can't leave? 967 01:05:50,450 --> 01:05:53,950 Yes, Dr. Wong, why don't you tell us all about your treatment. 968 01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:57,790 In detail. It'll be so... fascinating. 969 01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:02,520 Well, it's a, uh... 970 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:08,230 complex web... 971 01:06:08,310 --> 01:06:12,260 of complications... 972 01:06:12,340 --> 01:06:14,900 which, uh, need to be weaved... 973 01:06:14,980 --> 01:06:18,710 and, uh, woven into a, uh, quilt... 974 01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:22,480 of some kind. 975 01:06:22,550 --> 01:06:25,320 It's really expensive treatment. I can tell you that much. Costs a hell of a lot of money. 976 01:06:25,390 --> 01:06:27,880 Mmm, these lamb coosins are great, sweetheart. 977 01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:32,050 They're gookins, not coosins, honey. 978 01:06:32,130 --> 01:06:36,500 Where I was born, Dr. Wong... 979 01:06:36,570 --> 01:06:38,590 life and marriage was less complicated. 980 01:06:38,670 --> 01:06:40,600 My marriage was arranged, in fact. 981 01:06:40,670 --> 01:06:42,930 My husband lived in the next town... 982 01:06:43,010 --> 01:06:45,170 and our parents wanted to join farms. 983 01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,680 Really. What kind of farms? 984 01:06:47,740 --> 01:06:50,740 Pigs. 985 01:06:50,810 --> 01:06:53,780 Caroline, could I have the wine? 986 01:06:53,850 --> 01:06:56,380 It's all finished. We have to get another bottle. 987 01:06:58,290 --> 01:07:00,220 Where are you all going? 988 01:07:00,290 --> 01:07:04,560 I gotta stay with them to, uh, weave the, uh... 989 01:07:04,630 --> 01:07:07,530 Uh... ow! 990 01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:10,260 Just shut up and eat your goddamn dinners. 991 01:07:10,330 --> 01:07:12,890 You won't talk about it in therapy, but you'll discuss it behind my back... 992 01:07:12,970 --> 01:07:15,060 - With that bitch! - Hey, she's my mother. 993 01:07:15,140 --> 01:07:17,070 - She's a fuckin' bitch, Lloyd. - You are not supposed to take sides. 994 01:07:17,140 --> 01:07:19,900 No, no, no. Thank you so much, Gus. Finally somebody else sees. 995 01:07:19,980 --> 01:07:21,910 - You'd have to be blind not to see. - All right, all right. 996 01:07:21,980 --> 01:07:23,910 - Let's just get in there and change the subject. - Oh, fine. 997 01:07:23,980 --> 01:07:27,070 Why didn't we just change the subject before I was humiliated? 998 01:07:27,150 --> 01:07:29,410 That's it, Lloyd. We are getting a divorce. 999 01:07:29,490 --> 01:07:32,420 I've, you know... This is finished. 1000 01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:42,600 Now get the hell home, George, before we call your wife. 1001 01:07:42,670 --> 01:07:44,930 Honestly, George. What an example. 1002 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,270 Santa was mean to me. 1003 01:07:47,340 --> 01:07:50,600 - I'm serious, George. - Yeah? 1004 01:07:50,670 --> 01:07:54,440 Maybe Santa won't come back next year. 1005 01:07:54,510 --> 01:07:56,450 Maybe him and the Easter Bunny... 1006 01:07:56,510 --> 01:07:58,610 will take a fuckin' cruise toJamaica... 1007 01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:02,950 and you can eat your own lousy cookies. 1008 01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:13,320 Oh, who the hell knows, huh? Ow! 1009 01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,960 I was pregnant with Jesse then. 1010 01:08:16,030 --> 01:08:20,970 We lived in the most... wonderful... 1011 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,670 one-bedroom apartment. 1012 01:08:23,740 --> 01:08:25,970 You see, Lloyd... 1013 01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:28,980 never took any money from his family then. 1014 01:08:29,050 --> 01:08:31,410 I found that so attractive. 1015 01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:33,280 And then what happened? 1016 01:08:33,350 --> 01:08:36,050 Don't encourage her, Mary. No one wants to listen to her misery. 1017 01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:41,990 Lloyd was working as an assistant banquet manager at the Sheraton. 1018 01:08:44,390 --> 01:08:48,230 - We'd make love in the mornings because he was, you know... - Caroline... 1019 01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:50,230 why don't you eat something. 1020 01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:54,030 Lloyd, why don't you eat me. 1021 01:08:54,100 --> 01:08:56,130 - Kids, go into the den. 1022 01:08:56,210 --> 01:08:59,700 - It all turned to shit... - This is not a conversation for children. 1023 01:08:59,780 --> 01:09:02,680 - It's not a conversation for adults either. - When Lloyd's father died. 1024 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:07,810 - Where you going? - The living room, to leave you to your quilting. 1025 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,610 She bribed Lloyd to move back... - I'll be there to open presents. 1026 01:09:10,690 --> 01:09:12,710 If my plans change, I'll contact you. 1027 01:09:12,790 --> 01:09:15,260 - I hate Connecticut. I grew up in Connecticut. - Why don't we all... 1028 01:09:15,330 --> 01:09:19,350 go into the living room. Then we can have our coffee and dessert in there. 1029 01:09:19,430 --> 01:09:23,460 - You phony bastard! - Caroline, shut up.! 1030 01:09:23,530 --> 01:09:25,470 - Let's all go to the bathroom... - Sit down, Connie. Sit. 1031 01:09:25,540 --> 01:09:28,100 Excuse me, but I am not one of your patients. 1032 01:09:28,170 --> 01:09:31,440 You're gonna be somebody's patient if you don't get your ass back down into that chair. 1033 01:09:31,510 --> 01:09:33,700 Wow. Ow! 1034 01:09:33,780 --> 01:09:35,970 I swear to God, you hit that kid one more time... 1035 01:09:36,050 --> 01:09:38,450 and I'm gonna stick that pig's head right up your ass! 1036 01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:42,420 Gary, are you gonna let him talk to me like that? 1037 01:09:42,490 --> 01:09:44,890 - Well, hon, he is a doctor. 1038 01:09:44,950 --> 01:09:49,480 Okay now, Caroline, Lloyd and I will go into the kitchen and get the coffee and dessert. 1039 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:51,690 - And then we're gonna open the presents. - We can't open... 1040 01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:54,420 - Presents until midnight. - Why not? 1041 01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:57,630 - Because it's not Christmas until midnight! - Guess what. 1042 01:09:57,700 --> 01:10:00,640 We're changing the rules a little bit, okay? We're gonna open up the presents now. 1043 01:10:00,700 --> 01:10:03,260 Not later, now. Why? Because we're adults... 1044 01:10:03,340 --> 01:10:05,830 and we can open the presents whenever we want! 1045 01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:09,070 - Let's go. 1046 01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:14,880 - Why isn't my portrait... 1047 01:10:14,950 --> 01:10:18,110 over the fiireplace? 1048 01:10:18,190 --> 01:10:21,450 - Have some coffee. - Go to hell, mama's boy! 1049 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:24,960 - Caroline, get a grip. - Or what? What are you gonna do? Shoot me? 1050 01:10:25,030 --> 01:10:27,120 You think death scares me? 1051 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:31,130 You forget, buddy. I have been married to him for 15 years. 1052 01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:34,300 You forget I have your son upstairs. 1053 01:10:37,370 --> 01:10:40,810 God. 1054 01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:47,450 - Here we go. How's that, Mom? Good? - Mary, this one's yours. 1055 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:51,480 John, this is to you from me and Dad. 1056 01:10:53,390 --> 01:10:55,910 - What's that, Aunt Caroline? - It's an orange... 1057 01:10:55,990 --> 01:10:59,260 marzipan cake with creme de menthe and lime zest. 1058 01:10:59,330 --> 01:11:03,460 - Oh, sounds too sweet. - Then don't eat it. 1059 01:11:05,070 --> 01:11:07,260 Coffee? 1060 01:11:07,340 --> 01:11:13,110 Is it real coffee or some Scandinavian Christmas potion? 1061 01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:16,940 - How about some music? - How about some Nat King Cole? 1062 01:11:17,010 --> 01:11:21,640 - Oh, Gary loves Nat King Cole. - Gee, you know each other so well. 1063 01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:24,590 Okay, Nat King Cole it is. 1064 01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:33,620 - Oh. Gary, this is for you. - Oh, thank you. 1065 01:11:33,700 --> 01:11:37,890 Oh. This is forJesse. 1066 01:11:37,970 --> 01:11:42,800 Uh, we'll just put that in a pile right over here. 1067 01:11:42,870 --> 01:11:45,310 Do you like it, Mary? 1068 01:11:45,380 --> 01:11:47,370 Chestnuts roasting on an open fiire 1069 01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:49,970 Yeah, it's, uh... real neat. 1070 01:11:50,050 --> 01:11:55,710 Slipper socks! Oh, I have wanted these for so long. 1071 01:11:55,790 --> 01:11:59,740 Thank you, Mother Rose. Kids, look what Mom got. 1072 01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:03,620 You know, with all her money, what does she think? She's gonna take it with her? 1073 01:12:03,690 --> 01:12:07,060 - I think that's the plan. - Folks dressed up like Eskimos 1074 01:12:07,130 --> 01:12:10,570 Oh, Caroline, this is for you from Lloyd. 1075 01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:14,330 - Everybody knows 1076 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:17,930 - A turkey and some mistletoe - Lloyd? 1077 01:12:18,010 --> 01:12:20,770 Should I stop handing out the presents? 1078 01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:23,710 Maybe some of us are not in the mood? 1079 01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:28,550 Caroline? 1080 01:12:28,620 --> 01:12:32,710 You see, Dr. Wong, you can use any treatment you like... 1081 01:12:32,790 --> 01:12:34,760 and it won't do a bit of good. 1082 01:12:34,820 --> 01:12:37,050 The simple truth is... 1083 01:12:37,130 --> 01:12:41,620 that she's a nasty, selfish woman who thinks only of herself. 1084 01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:44,960 She has ruined my son's life. I can attest to that. 1085 01:12:45,030 --> 01:12:48,130 - He has endured such heartache. - Lady... 1086 01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:51,200 why don't you just sleep with him. Let us all off the hook. 1087 01:12:51,270 --> 01:12:54,070 - Shit. - Caroline, what are you doing? 1088 01:12:54,140 --> 01:12:56,540 What's the point? You've made your decision. 1089 01:12:56,610 --> 01:12:58,170 What decision? 1090 01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:03,780 Caroline's leaving me. 1091 01:13:03,850 --> 01:13:06,550 We're getting a divorce. 1092 01:13:06,620 --> 01:13:10,420 And so I'm offering 1093 01:13:10,490 --> 01:13:13,160 - This simple phrase - Why? 1094 01:13:13,230 --> 01:13:15,860 To kids from one... 1095 01:13:22,070 --> 01:13:27,440 - Gary, this is to you from me. - Thank you, bunny. 1096 01:13:27,510 --> 01:13:32,950 - Oh, thanks, Mother Rose. - I bought you the husky size, John. 1097 01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:36,140 You mustn't let your weight become a problem. 1098 01:13:36,220 --> 01:13:38,380 He does not have a weight problem. 1099 01:13:39,890 --> 01:13:44,290 Oh. Isn't that nice. 1100 01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:48,920 Thank you, Connie and Gary and Mary and John. 1101 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:52,960 Mom, this is our gift. 1102 01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:57,300 It's to put in the bank. It's another payment on the loan. 1103 01:13:57,370 --> 01:14:00,070 Oh, thank you, Lloyd. 1104 01:14:00,140 --> 01:14:04,880 Of course, we'll have to see what happens with interest rates in the new year. 1105 01:14:04,950 --> 01:14:06,740 Cocksucker. 1106 01:14:09,220 --> 01:14:12,190 - What did she say? - She said, "cocksu..." 1107 01:14:12,260 --> 01:14:15,780 you've been sucking us dry for years on this loan. 1108 01:14:15,860 --> 01:14:18,830 - Hey, Caroline. - No, I have something to say. 1109 01:14:18,900 --> 01:14:21,920 - You gotta problem with that? - Nope. 1110 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:24,260 Don't you think it's gone on long enough? 1111 01:14:24,330 --> 01:14:28,770 You both borrowed money to open that ridiculous restaurant... 1112 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,270 which I told you both would never work. 1113 01:14:31,340 --> 01:14:34,710 Well, it might have worked if you could have taken your tentacles off of him. 1114 01:14:34,780 --> 01:14:38,140 - Caroline, stop it. - If you remember, Caroline... 1115 01:14:38,210 --> 01:14:41,710 my husband had just died. I was all alone. 1116 01:14:41,780 --> 01:14:44,910 - And I had to have surgery. - Plastic surgery. 1117 01:14:44,990 --> 01:14:47,580 - It was necessary. - It was nothing more... 1118 01:14:47,660 --> 01:14:50,460 than needing to keep your son's attention on you. 1119 01:14:50,530 --> 01:14:54,720 - Manipulating him to open that store! - You were practically destitute.! 1120 01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:56,770 I gave him a real job. 1121 01:14:56,830 --> 01:15:01,070 I let you use my home out of the goodness of my heart. 1122 01:15:01,140 --> 01:15:03,370 You're charging us rent, Rose. 1123 01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:06,410 - What kind of therapy is this? - Come on, now... 1124 01:15:06,480 --> 01:15:08,710 this is getting a little ugly here. 1125 01:15:08,780 --> 01:15:10,750 Yeah, we walk around on tiptoes because... 1126 01:15:10,810 --> 01:15:12,750 Mother might get upset or Mother might get angry. 1127 01:15:12,820 --> 01:15:14,750 And why? Let's be honest. 1128 01:15:14,820 --> 01:15:19,190 She has money, and she holds it over all of us like a death sentence. 1129 01:15:19,260 --> 01:15:22,190 I'm happy to give my children everything. 1130 01:15:22,260 --> 01:15:24,190 That's the problem! 1131 01:15:24,260 --> 01:15:26,730 One son who can't say boo to his wife... 1132 01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:30,030 and the other one, the other one... he just gives up. 1133 01:15:30,100 --> 01:15:32,190 One bad review in one lousy magazine. 1134 01:15:32,270 --> 01:15:35,470 - You just give up. - Now just a minute. Stop right there. 1135 01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:42,270 In the first place, it wasn't "one bad review in one lousy magazine." 1136 01:15:42,350 --> 01:15:45,280 - It was the Restaurant Guidebook of New York. - Oh, God. 1137 01:15:45,350 --> 01:15:48,610 And when the Restaurant Guidebook recommends you... 1138 01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:52,620 to Hindus looking for a fun night out of fasting... 1139 01:15:52,690 --> 01:15:55,450 what did you expect me to do, change the menu? 1140 01:15:55,530 --> 01:16:00,760 - You close the restaurant. - No, you close the restaurant. Other people try again. 1141 01:16:00,830 --> 01:16:05,490 But, you see, everything always came so damn easy for you. 1142 01:16:05,570 --> 01:16:07,730 But the first time that you tried something... 1143 01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:11,740 that was really important to you, to us... 1144 01:16:11,810 --> 01:16:14,140 and it didn't work out, what did you do? 1145 01:16:14,210 --> 01:16:17,770 You ran home to Mom. And then you build this wall... 1146 01:16:17,850 --> 01:16:21,510 around yourself, shutting me out, shutting Jesse out... 1147 01:16:21,580 --> 01:16:24,250 with your cynicism and your derision! 1148 01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:27,260 And you call that being responsible! 1149 01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:29,920 Well, I can't live like this. I don't care if I wind up... 1150 01:16:29,990 --> 01:16:33,590 a truck stop waitress with platinum hair and pineapple earrings! 1151 01:16:33,660 --> 01:16:38,260 At least I'd be alive. Be better than living with a corpse. 1152 01:16:50,180 --> 01:16:55,280 Before you, uh, get on with your career in the service industry... 1153 01:16:55,350 --> 01:16:59,050 let's set the record straight. 1154 01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:02,720 Because I don't want you leaving with any misunderstandings. 1155 01:17:04,630 --> 01:17:07,220 Maybe you're right. 1156 01:17:07,300 --> 01:17:10,560 Maybe I was afraid. 1157 01:17:10,630 --> 01:17:14,130 Maybe I can't... take failure. 1158 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,730 That's probably true. 1159 01:17:16,810 --> 01:17:22,070 And maybe it's because the decision was all up to me. 1160 01:17:22,140 --> 01:17:25,410 It was always all up to me. 1161 01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:28,380 You were so afraid of being wrong, you never made a choice. 1162 01:17:28,450 --> 01:17:31,350 - At least you made it look that way. - What does that mean? 1163 01:17:31,420 --> 01:17:36,720 If you recall, my first response to my mother's offer to live here was absolutely not. 1164 01:17:36,790 --> 01:17:39,520 - Lie. - Absolutely not. You think about it. 1165 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:42,260 We were sitting in our bedroom on 78th Street. 1166 01:17:42,330 --> 01:17:44,270 We were smoking a joint and listening to Al Green. 1167 01:17:44,330 --> 01:17:46,930 - And I said, "Absolutely not." - I'm sorry... 1168 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,700 but I have had enough! 1169 01:17:48,770 --> 01:17:52,260 I have never heard of such a Christmas.! 1170 01:17:52,340 --> 01:17:55,670 Sex and drugs a-a-and women being set on fire! 1171 01:17:55,750 --> 01:17:58,110 - I am taking my children upstairs right now. - Connie, that's it. 1172 01:17:58,180 --> 01:18:02,670 - Sit down and shut up. Okay? Sit down and shut up. - Come on, kids... 1173 01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:06,120 - We're going upstairs. Gary? - I think this is more important. 1174 01:18:06,190 --> 01:18:10,920 - Well, I think this is sick! - Connie, honey, right now nobody cares what you think. 1175 01:18:10,990 --> 01:18:14,220 - You have not defended me once this entire evening! - Tell her to sit down. 1176 01:18:16,370 --> 01:18:18,300 Just sit down and give these people... 1177 01:18:18,370 --> 01:18:20,600 a little space to work out their... 1178 01:18:20,670 --> 01:18:24,440 - Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me! 1179 01:18:29,950 --> 01:18:35,750 - If you don't mind, the corpse still has the foor. 1180 01:18:35,820 --> 01:18:40,810 I told you what moving here could mean, but you were the one who said we should consider it. 1181 01:18:40,890 --> 01:18:43,830 Not the actual moving, just the considering. 1182 01:18:43,890 --> 01:18:47,330 The actual moving-in part was left to me. Why? 1183 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:50,830 Because you didn't know what to do. You were confused. 1184 01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:52,930 You didn't know what was the right thing. 1185 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,660 But you were sure as hell sick and tired ofliving... 1186 01:18:55,740 --> 01:18:57,670 in a one-bedroom apartment in New York City. 1187 01:18:57,740 --> 01:19:01,270 So don't hand me that "it was the best of times" bullshit! 1188 01:19:01,340 --> 01:19:04,110 You didn't want to work anymore, and you didn't want any help with the baby... 1189 01:19:04,180 --> 01:19:06,110 because you wanted to do it all by yourself. 1190 01:19:06,180 --> 01:19:08,120 And you hated New York... 1191 01:19:08,180 --> 01:19:10,680 because we weren't as rich as your college friends were to enjoy it. 1192 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:12,950 We couldn't afford a bigger place... 1193 01:19:13,020 --> 01:19:15,750 and you were miserable being around people who could. 1194 01:19:15,830 --> 01:19:19,630 And... we were up to our ears in debt. 1195 01:19:19,700 --> 01:19:23,130 But moving here was my decision. 1196 01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:25,500 Right! And the loan was same situation... 1197 01:19:25,570 --> 01:19:29,600 What difference does any of this make now? You're getting a divorce. 1198 01:19:29,670 --> 01:19:31,660 - Mother. - What? 1199 01:19:33,380 --> 01:19:37,840 Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten seconds? 1200 01:19:37,910 --> 01:19:42,540 Lloyd, don't talk to me like that in my own house. 1201 01:19:48,220 --> 01:19:51,560 You know what, Mom? You know what I'm gonna get you next Christmas? 1202 01:19:51,630 --> 01:19:54,490 A big wooden cross. 1203 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:58,090 So every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices... 1204 01:19:58,170 --> 01:20:01,690 you can climb on up and nail yourself to it. 1205 01:20:01,770 --> 01:20:05,210 Gary, get my bags. 1206 01:20:06,510 --> 01:20:09,070 - I'm leaving. - Oh.! 1207 01:20:09,150 --> 01:20:13,580 Go get them yourself. He's not your errand boy! 1208 01:20:13,650 --> 01:20:16,880 Has everyone gone nuts? Who the hell do you think you are? 1209 01:20:16,950 --> 01:20:19,650 Slipper socks, medium! 1210 01:20:24,930 --> 01:20:27,950 - Hey! 1211 01:20:31,300 --> 01:20:34,630 The army? What the fuck? What am I? Oswald, here? 1212 01:20:34,700 --> 01:20:37,000 Hey! Hey! Hey! 1213 01:20:37,070 --> 01:20:38,600 Hey, hey, no. 1214 01:20:38,670 --> 01:20:41,070 Hey, come on. Come on, will ya? 1215 01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:44,640 Ooh! 1216 01:20:44,710 --> 01:20:48,210 - Okay, okay. 1217 01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:50,580 - Is this part of the therapy? 1218 01:20:50,650 --> 01:20:55,720 Now, I want everybody into the den or I'm gonna shoot her. 1219 01:20:55,790 --> 01:20:58,590 - Go ahead, shoot her. - Shut up! 1220 01:20:58,660 --> 01:21:01,430 Get in the den! 1221 01:21:13,340 --> 01:21:15,280 Hi. 1222 01:21:15,340 --> 01:21:18,070 Mr. And Mrs. Chasseur, I'm sorry to disturb you during the holidays. 1223 01:21:18,150 --> 01:21:21,120 I'm Lieutenant Siskel from the academy. 1224 01:21:21,180 --> 01:21:23,950 Is there some trouble? 1225 01:21:24,020 --> 01:21:29,460 Yes, yes, and I couldn't in good conscience let it wait any longer. 1226 01:21:29,530 --> 01:21:31,460 Does it involve Jesse? 1227 01:21:31,530 --> 01:21:35,430 It does. Uh, Jesse is a very clever... 1228 01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:38,330 and enterprising young businessman. 1229 01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:42,300 He currently has several photographs of me. 1230 01:21:42,370 --> 01:21:45,970 - Oh, my Lord. 1231 01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:49,500 Hey, hey, kid. Kid, that's enough. 1232 01:21:49,580 --> 01:21:52,410 - You sure this will hold? - Yeah. 1233 01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:55,680 - I knew... 1234 01:21:55,750 --> 01:21:58,080 you weren't a doctor. I knew it. 1235 01:21:58,150 --> 01:22:01,420 You'll never get away, you know. You'll either be captured or killed. 1236 01:22:01,490 --> 01:22:05,430 One less worthless man around. One less burden to society. 1237 01:22:05,490 --> 01:22:07,460 Un-fuckin'-believable. 1238 01:22:07,530 --> 01:22:10,660 I've survived worse than you. 1239 01:22:10,730 --> 01:22:16,190 World wars, old age, marriage and weak men like you. 1240 01:22:16,270 --> 01:22:19,260 Men who don't have the guts to survive in the real world. 1241 01:22:19,340 --> 01:22:23,610 Men who are just scared little boys intimidating everyone with their aggressiveness... 1242 01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:26,770 because they're afraid the world will find out... 1243 01:22:26,850 --> 01:22:29,040 how small their penises are. 1244 01:22:31,350 --> 01:22:35,620 You know, lady, I'd like to tie you to the back of a fuckin' truck. 1245 01:22:35,690 --> 01:22:37,720 You don't have the balls. 1246 01:22:39,900 --> 01:22:42,300 - No, no! Don't. It's not worth it. - I just want to hit her. 1247 01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:46,460 - I fuckin' hate her, Lloyd. - I know. I know. 1248 01:22:46,540 --> 01:22:49,970 Mary, gag your grandma. 1249 01:22:51,870 --> 01:22:54,040 - What the fuck is wrong with you? 1250 01:22:55,710 --> 01:22:58,080 I thought moms were supposed to be nice... 1251 01:22:58,150 --> 01:23:02,910 and sweet an-an-and patient. 1252 01:23:02,990 --> 01:23:05,480 I know loan sharks that are more forgiving than you. 1253 01:23:05,550 --> 01:23:08,920 Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's hiding. 1254 01:23:10,990 --> 01:23:12,980 Let's go. 1255 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:21,440 Shit. 1256 01:23:29,010 --> 01:23:33,070 - Wow. - Oh, honey. 1257 01:23:33,150 --> 01:23:35,280 Is Siskel still here? 1258 01:23:35,350 --> 01:23:38,450 No. 1259 01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:41,390 What are you gonna do, Dad? Turn me in? 1260 01:23:41,460 --> 01:23:45,220 May I ask you just one question? 1261 01:23:45,290 --> 01:23:48,230 Is there something that we don't give you? What do you need all that money for? 1262 01:23:48,300 --> 01:23:49,860 - Drugs? What? - No! 1263 01:23:49,930 --> 01:23:53,030 - More video games? What more can we buy you? - Lloyd, no, stop it! 1264 01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:55,090 That's it, that's it. 1265 01:23:55,170 --> 01:23:57,300 - Gus, I'm going with you. I'll give you a cut. - What? 1266 01:23:57,370 --> 01:24:00,240 We can make it to the docks on foot. We can take a shortcut. 1267 01:24:00,310 --> 01:24:01,800 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, slow down. 1268 01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:04,040 You gotta take me with you. I have no other option. 1269 01:24:04,110 --> 01:24:07,980 - I can't stay here. - What am I? The fuckin' circus? Take you with me? 1270 01:24:08,050 --> 01:24:10,880 - But come on! - No, forget it. Forget it. 1271 01:24:10,950 --> 01:24:12,940 Just forget it, okay? 1272 01:24:13,020 --> 01:24:17,620 Don't start running, kid. Once you start, you never stop. Believe me. 1273 01:24:21,830 --> 01:24:24,390 Fine. Fine, be that way. 1274 01:24:24,470 --> 01:24:27,770 I'll just go by myself then. 1275 01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:31,600 Oh, please, Jesse, look. Give us another... 1276 01:24:31,670 --> 01:24:36,610 - Oh, Jesse. We screwed up, not you. Oh! 1277 01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:40,440 Shit. Who is that? 1278 01:24:41,650 --> 01:24:45,280 Look, I promise you, we'll take care of this. 1279 01:24:45,350 --> 01:24:48,290 We'll fix everything. No matter what happens between me and your father... 1280 01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:53,260 - You're splitting up? - That's not your problem, honey. 1281 01:24:53,330 --> 01:24:55,800 Hey, I'm in this family too, you know. 1282 01:24:55,860 --> 01:24:59,800 Every time you guys yell and scream at each other, it is my problem, Mom. 1283 01:24:59,870 --> 01:25:02,170 - Caroline, let's go. - One second. 1284 01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:05,400 Okay, a lot's happened between me and Lloyd. 1285 01:25:05,470 --> 01:25:09,570 We've made a lot of mistakes. You got caught in the middle. 1286 01:25:11,980 --> 01:25:13,970 Do you hate each other? 1287 01:25:16,150 --> 01:25:18,450 - No. - Then you're staying together. 1288 01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:22,460 - Caroline, come on. Let's go. - Oh, just wait! Please! 1289 01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:27,520 I don't know. I don't know what your father wants. 1290 01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:29,460 What do you want? 1291 01:25:29,530 --> 01:25:33,590 Caroline. Caroline, come on. 1292 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:39,600 We'll talk about this later, okay? Just stay here, please. 1293 01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:42,610 - We'll be back soon. - What about Siskel? 1294 01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:45,940 We'll fix it, honey. We'll give him the money, the photos, anything. 1295 01:25:46,010 --> 01:25:48,680 Just... stay right there. 1296 01:25:52,860 --> 01:25:55,950 Hey! 1297 01:25:56,020 --> 01:25:58,390 You know something? 1298 01:25:58,460 --> 01:26:01,220 Lloyd, Caroline... 1299 01:26:01,300 --> 01:26:06,560 - Every year we give you a fruitcake for Christmas... - Didn't you lock the door? 1300 01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:11,070 And you don't give us a goddamn thing. 1301 01:26:11,140 --> 01:26:14,740 My wife thinks it's because... 1302 01:26:14,810 --> 01:26:18,940 Hey, you had a gun, didn't you? 1303 01:26:19,010 --> 01:26:21,240 - Me? - Yes, you did. You did. 1304 01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:24,910 - You had a gun. I saw it. - No. 1305 01:26:24,990 --> 01:26:28,950 - Hey, you're the guy. You're the guy, aren't ya? - Okay, pal. 1306 01:26:29,020 --> 01:26:32,720 What, are you pulling a gun on me? I'm not afraid of you. 1307 01:26:32,790 --> 01:26:35,850 - Just calm down, all right? - You think you can take me? 1308 01:26:35,930 --> 01:26:38,870 I'm Santa Claus. 1309 01:26:43,170 --> 01:26:47,400 Great. I just beat up Santa Claus. 1310 01:26:50,510 --> 01:26:53,240 Guys, the cops are here. What are we gonna do? 1311 01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:56,610 Central, Cruiser 252. Panella speaking. 1312 01:26:56,690 --> 01:26:58,680 I'm at the Chasseur house. Over. 1313 01:27:01,290 --> 01:27:03,920 - We gotta get you outta here. - But I can't just leave. I don't know where I'm goin'. 1314 01:27:03,990 --> 01:27:06,320 Just keep pretending like you're Dr. Wong. Then you don't have to go. 1315 01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:08,390 - There's five people tied up in the back room. Come on. - Then we can hide you. 1316 01:27:08,460 --> 01:27:10,430 - We can hide you anywhere. I know this place. - There's search teams. 1317 01:27:10,500 --> 01:27:13,160 They search until they find what they're looking for. It's a bad idea. 1318 01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:16,600 No, it's a good idea. There's the mudroom, the trap door in the mudroom. 1319 01:27:16,670 --> 01:27:18,730 - We'll put you in there. It'll be perfect. - No, no, no. 1320 01:27:18,810 --> 01:27:20,800 - Or the trunk of the Beamer. The trunk of the Beamer's a good place. - No, no. 1321 01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:23,740 - Oh, I know. The hope chest.! We'll put you in the hope chest. 1322 01:27:23,810 --> 01:27:26,910 - I can pretend I've lost the key. - Forget about it! No, no, no! 1323 01:27:26,980 --> 01:27:31,320 What about the basement? Is there a tunnel or a hole? 1324 01:27:31,390 --> 01:27:33,750 Path through the woods! 1325 01:27:33,820 --> 01:27:36,450 Jesse, quick, take Gus to the path through the woods. 1326 01:27:36,530 --> 01:27:38,320 You said you know a shortcut to the docks, right? 1327 01:27:38,390 --> 01:27:40,420 You're the only one that can take him. 1328 01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:46,730 Well, what do you want us to do? Turn him in? 1329 01:27:48,570 --> 01:27:53,010 I can't spend my whole life sending everybody I care about to prison. 1330 01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:55,600 Go on. 1331 01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:58,110 Okay, Dad. Come on, Gus. Let's get outta here. 1332 01:27:58,180 --> 01:28:00,480 And be careful. 1333 01:28:00,550 --> 01:28:04,950 - All right, go, go, go. We'll stall the cops. 1334 01:28:05,020 --> 01:28:10,930 If I were a senator... 1335 01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:16,300 - How many more after this? - Sixteen. 1336 01:28:16,370 --> 01:28:19,960 - Geez. - 419, we're over at Seabury Court. Over. 1337 01:28:20,040 --> 01:28:22,300 - 419, dispatch. - Yeah, we're starting canvassing... 1338 01:28:22,370 --> 01:28:24,400 State police! 1339 01:28:24,470 --> 01:28:30,310 There's got to be someone home with all these lights and that car in the driveway. 1340 01:28:30,380 --> 01:28:33,820 Ah, geez. We got a live one. 1341 01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:35,980 I need some people to surround this house right now. 1342 01:28:36,050 --> 01:28:39,320 Eddie, get your men in here! Hit it! 1343 01:28:45,060 --> 01:28:47,150 Oh, my God! Thank God you're here! You've got to hurry! 1344 01:28:47,230 --> 01:28:49,420 - You have no idea the nightmare I've been through! - He left an hour ago. 1345 01:28:49,500 --> 01:28:52,330 - He went to an airport in Hartfo... Would you shut up? - The entire night... 1346 01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:54,490 I'm trying to give them important information. He went to an airport in Hartford. 1347 01:28:54,570 --> 01:28:57,330 Oh, I suppose you're the only one who's been tied up all night. 1348 01:28:57,410 --> 01:28:59,270 - I didn't say that. - What is this? A men's club? 1349 01:28:59,340 --> 01:29:03,780 Excuse me.! Are there any other hostages in the house? 1350 01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:08,450 - No. - No. 1351 01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:11,780 - Oh, kid. Ah, Jesus. - Come on, Gus. 1352 01:29:11,850 --> 01:29:13,950 There's no better route than this with less snow? 1353 01:29:14,020 --> 01:29:16,290 No, this is it. This is the best route. 1354 01:29:16,360 --> 01:29:18,950 - This is the best route? - We'll be there in no time. Come on! 1355 01:29:19,030 --> 01:29:21,520 I might need a wheelchair, I'm telling you, kid. 1356 01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:24,460 I distinctly heard him say that he was headed to a small airport in Hartford. 1357 01:29:24,530 --> 01:29:27,800 And from there he was taking a private plane to Vancouver. 1358 01:29:27,870 --> 01:29:29,800 - No, no, it was not Vancouver. - What's going on? 1359 01:29:29,870 --> 01:29:31,810 - Yes, it was Vancouver. - We're working on it. 1360 01:29:31,870 --> 01:29:34,810 - He was on the phone, and he said Yugoslavia. - Yugoslavia.! 1361 01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:36,970 There is no Yugoslavia anymore. And who in their right mind would go there? 1362 01:29:37,050 --> 01:29:39,340 - He's not in his right mind! - All right! 1363 01:29:41,620 --> 01:29:43,980 - Oh, uh, sorry. - Sorry. 1364 01:29:44,050 --> 01:29:46,540 Would you like us to come downtown and give our statement? 1365 01:29:46,620 --> 01:29:49,720 - No! - We'd be willing to do that. 1366 01:29:49,790 --> 01:29:51,730 - No, no, no, no. - Thanks anyway. Hey, merry Christmas. 1367 01:29:51,790 --> 01:29:54,130 - Thank you. Merry Christmas. - Thank you very much. 1368 01:29:54,200 --> 01:29:56,130 - Oh. Well, if you're sure. - Bye. Bye-bye. 1369 01:29:56,200 --> 01:29:57,960 - Good night, everybody. - Thank you. Thank you so much. 1370 01:30:06,170 --> 01:30:09,270 - Docks are down the street on your left. 1371 01:30:09,340 --> 01:30:13,080 Hey, George! The curfew! Go home! Get off the streets! 1372 01:30:13,150 --> 01:30:15,950 Home, George, home. 1373 01:30:16,020 --> 01:30:18,450 Guess I ought to be getting home now. 1374 01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:20,950 Good idea. 1375 01:30:21,020 --> 01:30:24,460 You know, I think things are gonna be different with Dad. 1376 01:30:24,530 --> 01:30:29,790 If they're not, I'll blackmail him. See ya, Gus. 1377 01:30:29,870 --> 01:30:32,300 Take it easy. 1378 01:30:32,370 --> 01:30:34,460 Christ. 1379 01:30:34,540 --> 01:30:36,970 I'm never having kids. 1380 01:30:39,670 --> 01:30:43,300 So do you think we should go untie everybody? 1381 01:30:43,380 --> 01:30:46,470 No. We should unwrap them in the morning. 1382 01:30:46,550 --> 01:30:48,980 - It'll be more festive. 1383 01:30:57,730 --> 01:31:00,420 So what aboutJesse? 1384 01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:04,760 Well, Siskel said if we give him back the pictures he won't press charges. 1385 01:31:04,830 --> 01:31:08,930 No, no, l, um... I mean about us. 1386 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:11,440 What do we tell him about us? 1387 01:31:19,180 --> 01:31:21,120 Oh, Carrie. 1388 01:31:23,350 --> 01:31:27,550 Sorry, but Grandma's eating through her gag. 1389 01:31:30,660 --> 01:31:33,460 You know something? You are a piece of work, pal. 1390 01:31:33,530 --> 01:31:36,120 I tell you to get a boat, and this is what you get? Get out of the fuckin' way. 1391 01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:39,130 - Uh, Gussie? - What? 1392 01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:42,640 - When are we gonna open presents? - Presents? 1393 01:31:42,700 --> 01:31:45,140 Is that what you said? Presents? I'll tell you what. 1394 01:31:45,210 --> 01:31:47,140 As soon as we get back, we're gonna open the presents. Matter of fact, I'll tell ya. 1395 01:31:47,210 --> 01:31:50,300 I'll save you the trouble. Your present is a giant, fuckin' cannon, okay? 1396 01:31:50,380 --> 01:31:52,310 And when we get back, you're gonna crawl into it, okay? 1397 01:31:52,380 --> 01:31:54,640 I'm gonna put two pounds of gunpowder in there, I'm gonna light it up... 1398 01:31:54,720 --> 01:31:56,810 and I'm gonna shoot you right out into fuckin'Jersey, okay? 1399 01:31:56,890 --> 01:32:00,250 And then I'm gonna steal a car and drive toJersey and pick up all the little fuckin' pieces... 1400 01:32:00,320 --> 01:32:02,920 of your body, put 'em in a big plastic bag, bring it back to my house... 1401 01:32:02,990 --> 01:32:05,930 put 'em in the fireplace, light 'em on fire. I'm gonna sit there with a glass of whiskey... 1402 01:32:05,990 --> 01:32:11,090 and watch the Charlie Brown special with your ashes heatin' my fuckin' house! Oh! 1403 01:32:11,170 --> 01:32:14,430 - Gus? - What? 1404 01:32:14,500 --> 01:32:16,600 - What's that smell? - Shut up. 1405 01:32:16,870 --> 01:32:19,970 Life keeps me waiting 1406 01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:25,440 Against my will 1407 01:32:27,020 --> 01:32:29,950 Believe it or not 1408 01:32:32,020 --> 01:32:35,110 I know my own mind 1409 01:32:39,190 --> 01:32:43,460 Don't got no spark 1410 01:32:49,200 --> 01:32:53,640 Don't got no will 1411 01:32:55,880 --> 01:33:00,250 I'm weary 1412 01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:03,580 Nothing holds me 1413 01:33:05,150 --> 01:33:08,250 Eternally seeking 1414 01:33:09,490 --> 01:33:13,760 Through the windows of pain 1415 01:33:19,670 --> 01:33:23,760 Don't got no spark 1416 01:33:29,840 --> 01:33:34,110 Don't got no will 1417 01:33:36,350 --> 01:33:38,620 I'm weary 1418 01:33:40,360 --> 01:33:43,620 Don't have the answer 1419 01:34:05,150 --> 01:34:08,240 Why 1420 01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:12,910 Can't we get our lives together 1421 01:34:15,990 --> 01:34:19,430 How 1422 01:34:19,490 --> 01:34:24,430 Can we stop hurting each other 1423 01:34:28,340 --> 01:34:30,270 Pray 1424 01:34:30,340 --> 01:34:32,930 To God that you can go 1425 01:34:33,010 --> 01:34:35,270 Stay 1426 01:34:35,340 --> 01:34:37,610 Outside this broken circle 1427 01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:41,120 Losing your 1428 01:34:41,180 --> 01:34:43,620 Dreams 1429 01:34:43,690 --> 01:34:46,620 We all must sacrifiice 1430 01:34:46,690 --> 01:34:49,620 We pay the price We pay the price 1431 01:34:49,690 --> 01:34:52,960 Ashes to ashes 1432 01:34:54,700 --> 01:35:00,400 We all fall down 1433 01:35:00,470 --> 01:35:05,410 It's time for us to close this circle 1434 01:35:05,470 --> 01:35:11,900 Can we get up off of the ground 1435 01:35:11,980 --> 01:35:15,420 Why 1436 01:35:15,480 --> 01:35:20,080 Can't we get our lives together 1437 01:35:22,820 --> 01:35:26,590 And how 1438 01:35:26,660 --> 01:35:30,600 Can we start to make it better 1439 01:35:34,170 --> 01:35:37,100 Loving you is killing me 1440 01:35:37,170 --> 01:35:39,770 Loving you is killing me 1441 01:35:39,840 --> 01:35:42,610 Loving you is killing me 1442 01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:46,110 Loving you is killing me 1443 01:35:46,180 --> 01:35:48,270 Live 1444 01:35:48,350 --> 01:35:51,720 The other life we should have lived 1445 01:35:51,790 --> 01:35:53,850 Give 1446 01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:57,290 All the love we never, ever did 1447 01:35:57,360 --> 01:35:59,220 Dreams 1448 01:35:59,290 --> 01:36:02,230 We all must sacrifiice 1449 01:36:02,300 --> 01:36:05,890 Ashes to ashes 1450 01:36:07,800 --> 01:36:11,240 Why 1451 01:36:11,310 --> 01:36:15,400 Can't we get our lives together 1452 01:36:18,810 --> 01:36:22,580 And how 1453 01:36:22,650 --> 01:36:25,590 Can we stop hurting