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PREVIOUSLY,
ON STRIPPERELLA...

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EVIL DOERS,

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PREPARE TO BECOME
EVIL DON'TERS.

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SOMEONE'S MALICIOUSLY FATTENING
THESE SUPERMODELS.

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AAH !
AAH !                AAH !

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ALL WE KNOW IS THAT
ALL EIGHT MODELS

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WERE REPRESENTED
BY THE SAME AGENCY.

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THE "PRETTY GIRL
MODELING AGENCY".

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IT'S RUN BY A MAN
NAMED NAIRASEC ROTCOD.

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PRETTY CRAZY
ABOUT THOSE MODELS

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SUDDENLY BECOMING
ENORMOUS, HUH ?

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I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH
ANY MODELS BECOMING ENORMOUS.

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WHY ASK ME ?!

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PERSEPHONE, WHAT DO YOU
KEEP LOOKING AROUND FOR ?

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MY NEW BOYFRIEND,
DAVE IS COMING IN.

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WE'VE BEEN DATING
A WHOLE MONTH

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AND I'M FINALLY GONNA MEET
HIS BROTHER TONIGHT.

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THAT'S HIM ?
I MEAN, THEM ?

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HUH ?

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CHECK OUT MY NEW BREASTS,
I JUST GOT THEM DONE.

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SINCE I SAW YOU YESTERDAY ?

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THE PLASTIC SURGEON
IS THE GREATEST.

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HIS NAME IS DR. CESARIAN.

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THANKS FOR THE BOOB JOB,
DR. CESARIAN.

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THEY LOOK AND FEEL SO NATURAL !

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ANYTIME, ENORMA.

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I'LL BE SEEING YOU...

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IN THE OBITUARY COLUMN !

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( evil laughter )

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THAT IS IT !

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ALL THESE GIRLS
HAD BOOB JOBS !

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"DR. CESARIAN" !

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( evil laughter )

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( laughter continues )

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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( man )
THERE SHE IS !

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DAMN !

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BETTER WATCH OUT !

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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HI, MY NAME
IS SISTER MARY...

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HADALAMB.

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I'D LIKE TO SPEAK WITH
DR. CESARIAN, IF I MAY.

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SISTER HADALAMB'S HERE
TO SEE YOU.

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AH, YES,
HOW CAN I HELP YOU, SISTER ?

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ARE YOU CONSIDERING
LIPOSUCTION ?

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ASS REDUCTION ?

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EAR SCULPTING ?

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OH, NO.

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ACTUALLY,
I'M COLLECTING DONATIONS

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FOR THOSE POOR,
MORBIDLY-OBSESE SUPERMODELS.

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I THOUGHT CERTAINLY
YOU'D WANNA DONATE.

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WHY WOULD I WANT TO DONATE ?

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JUST BECAUSE I PERFORMED
SURGERY ON ALL OF THEM

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RIGHT BEFORE
THEY EXPANDED ?

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( sneezing )

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GOD BLESS YOU.

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EXCUSE ME, DOCTOR,

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WHERE DO WE KEEP
THE MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE ?

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WELL, THERE SHOULD BE SOME

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IN EITHER ROOM ONE,
TWO OR FOUR.

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NOT ROOM THREE !

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WHATEVER YOU DO,
DO NOT GO IN ROOM THREE.

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ROOM THREE IS
OFF-LIMITS-- PRIVATE !

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I KNOW, STAY OUT
OF ROOM THREE.

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OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S SOMETHING
GOING ON IN ROOM THREE

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THAT YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO SEE OR KNOW ABOUT.

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EXACTLY.

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I'D BETTER BE
GETTING BACK TO--

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YOU KNOW,
WHEREVER THE-- NUNS GO.

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CHURCH ?

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YES !

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THAT PLACE.

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( rock music playing )

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GOOD AFTERNOON, FELLAS,
WELCOME TO THE TENDER LOINS.

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WHOA, YOU'RE TWICE !

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( flapping lips )
NOW, YOU'RE ALL BLURRY.

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THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU JUST RUBBED YOUR EYES,

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YOU BIG-HEADED TWIT !

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WE'RE JUST HERE
TO SEE PERSEPHONE.

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CAN WE GO IN ?

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SURE, I JUST NEED
TO SEE SOME I.D.s...

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YOU CAN GO IN,
WHERE'S YOUR I.D. ?

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I SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED IT.

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YOU DON'T REALLY NEED
TO SEE IT, DO YOU ?

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I'M CLEARLY OVER 21,
UNLIKE YOUR I.Q.

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DAVE, YOU MADE IT !

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OH, CLIFF.

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I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE COMING TOO.

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I RETURN TO LONDON
IN THE MORNING,

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AND MY BROTHER INSISTED
WE SPEND MY LAST NIGHT

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IN A VULGAR SLEAZE EMPORIUM.

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( sighing )
CLIFF, PLEASE.

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LOOK AT THE HAPPY COUPLE.

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IT SEEMS LIKE PERSEPHONE
ALWAYS HAS A BOYFRIEND.

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SHE'S SO--
EASY ?

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NO, LUCKY.

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I WISH I COULD MEET
A NICE, NORMAL GUY LIKE THAT,

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FALL IN LOVE.

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SOMETIMES,
I JUST GET SO LONELY.

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BETWEEN DANCING
AND FIGHTING CRIME,

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I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR A SOCIAL LIFE.

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DID YOU JUST SAY
"FIGHTING CRIME" ?

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WHAT ?!

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NO, NO, I SAID,
"FIGHTING GRIME".

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I SPEND A LOT OF TIME CLEANING
AROUND THE HOUSE AND STUFF,

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AND IT'S GRIME, NOT CRIME.

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IN FACT, I SHOULD BE
FIGHTING GRIME, RIGHT NOW.

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BYE, BOSS !

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EROTICA,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?

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IT'S ONLY SEVEN O'CLOCK,
YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE AND--

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I'M TALKING TO NO ONE.

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OH, I FORGOT, I CAN
CUT GLASS WITH MY NIPPLES.

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I COULD'VE BROKE A NAIL,
LIKE THIS.

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UGH !

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HMMP !

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OOPS, WRONG FINGER,
MAYBE, THIS ONE.

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( gasping )

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"BREAST IMPLANTS
THAT TURN WOMEN FAT" ?

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THAT'S HOW HE'S DOING IT !

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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I'VE BEEN ENLARGING MODELS

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WITH MY EVIL
BLUBBER-RELEASING IMPLANTS !

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NAIRASEC ROTCOD ?
YOU'RE DOING THIS ?

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WHAT ABOUT DR. CESARIAN ?

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HANG ON, I WANNA SHOW YOU
SOMETHING REALLY COOL.

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( humming )

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LOOK AT THIS.

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"NAIRASEC ROTCOD"
IS "DOCTOR CESARIAN" BACKWARDS !

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WE'RE THE SAME PERSON !

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ISN'T THAT CLEVER ?

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WELL, YES, THAT'S KINDA NEAT.

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I MEAN, IT'S NOT
REALLY THAT CLEVER.

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OH, YEAH ?
WELL, WATCH THIS !

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SEE, NOW, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

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BEING A PLASTIC SURGEON
HAS ITS BENEFITS.

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YOU REALIZE THAT
I'M GONNA HAVE TO

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BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION

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AND DELIVER YOU
TO THE AUTHORITIES,

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DON'T YOU ?

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ACTUALLY, NOW, YOU'RE GOING
TO BE TAKING A LITTLE NAP.

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( evil laughter )

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( coughing )

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WELL, I CHECKED THE MANUAL

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ABOUT OUR TWO-DRINK
MINIMUM POLICY.

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IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT CONJOINED TWINS.

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DO WE CHARGE THEM
FOR TWO DRINKS OR FOUR ?

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UM, I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

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THE BRITISH HALF
HAS HAD WAY MORE THAN FOUR.

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HA-WHOAAA !

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HEY, LET'S GO LOOK

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AT YOUR NAKED TART
OF A GIRLFRIEND.

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HEY, CLIFF, LET'S SIT DOWN,
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.

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PEOPLE ARE LOOKING
AT US FUNNY.

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HEY, PER-STUPID-E !

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( giggling )
MIND IF I CUT IN ?

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( drunkly chuckling )

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CLIFF, I MEAN IT,
LET'S GO, NOW !

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WHO'S GONNA MAKE ME ?

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( grunting )

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LET'S GO,
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE !

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WHAT ABOUT HIM ?

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HE'S NOT THE PROBLEM.

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YOU STARTED IT,
HE CAN STAY !

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IT'S OKAY,
I'M LEAVING, ANYWAY.

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CLIFF, CAN I TALK TO YOU ?

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ALONE ?

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I'LL GIVE YOU
TWO SOME PRIVACY.

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CLIFF, I'M NOT TRYING TO GET
IN BETWEEN YOU AND DAVE.

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BUT WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME
YOU DON'T LIKE ?

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IT'S NOT YOU,
IT'S DAVE.

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MY ENTIRE LIFE,
I'VE LIVED IN HIS SHADOW.

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I ALWAYS FELT LIKE MY PARENTS
LIKED HIM MORE THAN ME

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'CAUSE HE WAS BORN, FIRST.

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HE'S A WEEK OLDER THAN ME,
YOU KNOW ?

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OH, FOR SOME REASON,

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I ALWAYS ASSUMED
YOU WERE THE SAME AGE.

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WHILE I WAS STUDYING
AT OXFORD,

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DAVE WAS OUT PARTYING
WITH ALL HIS WOMEN !

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WOMEN LOVE DAVE.

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I GUESS
I'M JEALOUS.

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THE TRUTH IS...

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I'M MADLY IN LOVE
WITH YOU !

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I HAVE BEEN SINCE THE MOMENT
I LAID EYES ON YOU.

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BUT I KNOW A GIRL LIKE YOU

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WOULDN'T GIVE ME
THE TIME OF DAY.

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THAT'S WHY I SAY MEAN THINGS
TO YOU.

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IT'S A DEFENSE MECHANISM.

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( Persephone )
AW !

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SLEEP WELL, STRIPPERELLA ?

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NO, OF COURSE, NOT.

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( laughing )

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WHY DO YOU
HATE MODELS SO MUCH ?

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WHY ?

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BECAUSE MY WHOLE LIFE,

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BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
HAVE SPURNED MY ADVANCES.

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I VOWED THAT ONE DAY,
I WOULD MAKE THEM ALL PAY.

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SO, JUST BECAUSE--

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ALSO, MY MOTHER WAS A MODEL,
SHE RAN OFF WHEN I WAS FIVE.

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I DECLARED
THEN AND THERE

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THAT I WOULD MAKE
ALL MODELS PAY.

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WELL, BUT EVEN
IF YOU COULD--

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ALSO, I ONCE HAD
A PROMISING CAREER

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AS A MODEL.

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I HAD A SCHOLARSHIP
TO GO TO MODELING COLLEGE

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AND EVERYTHING.

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BUT, THEN, I BECAME
HORRIBLY DISFIGURED

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IN A MODELING ACCIDENT !

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THEY SAID I WOULD
NEVER MODEL, AGAIN,

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AND I VOWED TO
MAKE THEM ALL PAY !

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OH, YEAH, ALSO,

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MY GRANDPARENTS
WERE KILLED BY MODELS.

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I'LL ADMIT, YOU DEFINITELY
HAVE SOME VALID REASONS

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FOR NOT LIKING MODELS.

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OH, I HATE MODELS !

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AND HEIGHTS.

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BUT THAT'S NEITHER
HERE NOR THERE.

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YOU CAN'T REALLY
HARM HEIGHTS.

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SO YOUR PLAN IS TO TURN
EVERY MODEL IN THE WORLD FAT ?

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NO, IN FACT, MY NEW PLAN
IS TO MAKE THEM ALL...

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DEAD.

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( gasping )

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EXPLODING IMPLANTS !

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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I'M GOING TO TURN MODELS
INTO LITERAL BOMBSHELLS.

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IN APPROXIMATELY,
FIVE MINUTES AND 10 SECONDS,

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ENORMA RAE WILL TAKE THE STAGE
AT THE VH-1 FASHION AWARDS.

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I GAVE HER
AN EXPLODING BREAST IMPLANT.

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HER LEFT BREAST !

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SHE'S GONNA EXPLODE
ON LIVE TELEVISION,

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AND TAKE ALL OF THOSE VAPID,
DREADFUL MODELS WITH HER.

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LET'S WATCH, SHALL WE ?

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( male announcer )
Welcome to the
 VH-1 Fashion Awards.

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SCHEDULED TO APPEAR,
TONY DANZA...

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HOW MUCH TIME
BEFORE I GO ON STAGE ?

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EXACTLY THREE MINUTES
AND 27 SECONDS.

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THANKS.

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THREE MINUTES AND 26 SECONDS.

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THREE MINUTES AND 25 SECONDS.

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THREE MINUTES AND 24 SECONDS.

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THREE MINUTES AND 23 SECONDS.

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THREE MINUTES AND 22 SECONDS.

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THREE MINUTES AND...

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( annoouncer )
... that guy
from that soap opera,

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what's-her-face from that show
with the talking fruit,

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Vern from Trading Spaces.

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the corpse
of Sonny Bono.

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and, now, here's your host,
Tom Green !

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( Tom Green )
Welcome to the show !

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I'm a host !
I'm a host !

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Look at me hosting
the show !

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HE'S KIND OF ANNOYING,

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BUT IN A WAY,
THAT'S WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT HIM.

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WHAT THE-- !

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AND THE AWARD FOR
BEST-DRESSED KICK GOES TO...

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ME !

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( grunting )

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WHOA !

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BEST DRESSED KICK ?

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WELL, I WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING
REALLY CLEVER AND RELEVANT

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TO THE WHOLE
FASHION AWARDS THING,

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AND THAT'S ALL I COULD THINK OF
IN SUCH SHORT NOTICE.

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UNDERSTANDABLE,
NOW, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,

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OR I'LL BE FORCED TO
INJECT YOU WITH CELLULITE.

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OH, NO !
NOT CELLULITE !

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NOW, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,

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OR I'LL BE FORCED TO
INJECT YOU WITH CELLULITE.

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OH, NO, NOT CELLULITE !

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( laughing )
YES !

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( grunting )

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( Nairasec )
THERE'S NO ESCAPE !

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( grunting )

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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( grunting )

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WELCOME TO FATSVILLE,
POPULATION, YOU.

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OH, FAT !

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NOT FUNNY !

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Coming up in exactly two minutes
and 47 seconds,

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Enorma Rae !

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I'D LIKE TO THANK

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ALL THE LITTLE HISPANIC
BOYS AND GIRLS

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WHO WORKED AROUND THE CLOCK,

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SOMETIMES FOR MERE
PENNIES A DAY

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TO MAKE THIS DREAM
COME TRUE FOR ME.

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TWO MINUTES AND 18 SECONDS !

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TWO MINUTES AND 17 SECONDS !

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TWO MINUTES AND 16 SECONDS !

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( tires screeching )

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( man )
WOODY ALLEN AND HUGE-BREASTED
SUPERMODEL, ENORMA RAE !

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NORMALLY, I'M
THE BIGGEST BOOB ON STAGE !

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( laughter )

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( track alarm
and train whistle blowing )

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RAMPS PLUS ?

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RAMPS DELIVERY SERVICE ?

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HOW CONVENIENT !

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( grunting )

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HUH ?
HUH ?

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( both gasping )

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THE PARKING LOT'S
OVER THERE !

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WHOA !

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AND THE AWARD FOR THE MOST
CREATIVE ZIPPER GOES TO...

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( gasping )

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WAIT !

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ENORMA, YOU'VE
BEEN BOOBY-TRAPPED !

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YOU'RE SET TO EXPLODE
IN TWO MINUTES !

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I HAVE TO
DIFFUSE YOUR CHEST !

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( screaming )

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( crowd gasping
and Enorma Rae shrieking )

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THIS IS GOLD, PEOPLE !
STAY ON HER, STAY ON HER !

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DIFFUSING A BOOB ON LIVE T.V.
I'M GONNA WIN AN EMMY !

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OH, OH, OH, OH !

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( audience gasping )

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( bomb ticking )

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EVERYBODY,
STAND BACK !

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( audience cheering )

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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I HAVEN'T SEEN A BOMB THAT BIG
SINCE MY LAST 10 FILMS !

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BSSHHHH !

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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STRIPPERELLA, I CAME
TO ARREST DR. CESARIAN,

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BUT I THINK YOU GAVE ME
THE WRONG ADDRESS.

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THIS SHOULD BE 935 ELM STREET,

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BUT ALL I SEE HERE
IS A PILE OF SMOLDERING RUBBLE.

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WELL, THAT WAS HIS OFFICE.

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THE EXPLODING BREAST IMPLANTS
MUST HAVE GONE OFF.

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THEN, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE DOCTOR ?

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HE'S DEAD, KABOOM !
GONE !

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SEE YOU LATER !

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I'VE RULED THE CAUSE OF DEATH
TO BE SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION.

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THAT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT
OF HIM !

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DAVE DUMPED ME.

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I SLEPT WITH HIS BROTHER,
AND, SOMEHOW, HE FOUND OUT.

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BOY, THAT COULD REALLY
TEAR TWO BROTHERS APART.

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YEAH, THEY WERE
NEVER REALLY THAT CLOSE.

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DID YOU GUYS SEE
WHAT HAPPENED

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AT THE FASHION AWARDS
LAST NIGHT ?

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YEAH, THAT WAS AWESOME !

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THE RATINGS
WERE THROUGH THE ROOF.

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VH1 ALREADY ANNOUNCED
THAT THEY'RE GONNA BE

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PLACING LIVE BOMBS ON THE SETS
OF ALL THEIR SHOWS !

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I WAS TALKING ABOUT
BRAD PITT

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WEARING THOSE TIGHT,
LITTLE MINI SHORTS, OH, OH, OH !

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THAT STRIPPERELLA
SURE IS GREAT.

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I WISH I WAS HER.

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WHAT ABOUT YOU,
EROTICA ?

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DO YOU WISH YOU WERE HER ?

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OH, YEAH,
I WISH I WAS HER, TOO.

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I HAVE A FEELING WE HAVEN'T SEEN
THE LAST OF STRIPPERELLA.

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I HAVE A FEELING
WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF YOU,

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DR. CESARIAN.

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( man on p.a. )
Train number three,
nonstop, Los Angeles

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to Milan, Italy,
now boarding.

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( bubbling )

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( sneezing )

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪