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LOVELY DAY FOR
A COMPUTER CRASH.

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( laughing )

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( screaming )

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( laughing )

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IF IT CAN BE CONTROLLED
BY A COMPUTER,

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IT CAN BE CONTROLLED
BY ME, QUEEN CLITORIS !

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( laughing )

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

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( whistling )

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OOH, BABY,
LOOK AT HER !

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( cheering )

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( screaming )

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WHOA !

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( cheering )

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( cheers and applause )

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THAT WAS GREAT,
EROTICA !

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ONE TIME,
BACK IN MY HOMETOWN

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OF CAMELTOE,
MISSOURI,

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I WAS TRYING TO DANCE

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INSIDE A GIANT
GLASS OF SCOTCH,

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BUT IT WAS ON THE ROCKS, AND
I SLIPPED AND HIT MY HEAD !

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LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY,
I'VE GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

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I JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU,
WE'RE CLOSING TOMORROW,

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FOR A PRIVATE PARTY.

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IT'S A KIDS' PARTY,

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SO YOU GUYS MIGHT WANNA WORK
OUT SOME DANCE ROUTINES

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THAT ARE A LITTLE
MORE FAMILY FRIENDLY.

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HEY, IT'S NOT A
KIDS' PARTY !

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IT'S A PARTY
FOR KID ROCK !

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KID ROCK ?

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TUMBLIN'
TUMBLEWEEDS !

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I LOVE KID ROCK !

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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M GONNA MEET HIM !

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DO YOU THINK HE'LL BE WITH
PAM ANDERSON ?

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I REALLY WANNA MEET HER.

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YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE
SAY I LOOK LIKE HER !

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( beeping )

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OH, NO, MY BELLY
RING'S VIBRATING !

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I MEAN, I HAVE TO GO.

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MY AUNT IS SICK
IN THE HOSPITAL.

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CHIEF STROGANOFF,
WHAT IS IT ?

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We've got a problem.

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TIME TO UTILIZE MY
COMPUTER TRAIN-ING.

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( laughter )

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( screaming )

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THIS JOB SUCKS.

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NOTHING EXCITING EVER
HAPPENS HERE... TRAIN !!

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( screaming )

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Hello, this is your friendly
neighborhood cyber-villain,

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Queen Clitoris !

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I hope you're
enjoying all this chaos,

53
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because I'm just
getting started.

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That is,
unless you meet my demands.

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I want $1 million
in unmarked bills,

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and I want another
million in marked bills.

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Also, I would like some
yogurt, bug repellent,

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a VCR, oh,
the new Mariah Carey CD,

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some candles and a gift basket
from Bed and Bobble works,

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and, oh, yes,

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I would like all
these to be delivered to me

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by the world's most passionate
Latin lover, Armando !

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SHE'S INSANE !

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BUT SHE'S GOT
GREAT TASTE IN MEN.

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I'm Margo Van Winkle.

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Coming up at
the top of the hour,

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a dog that thinks
it's a cat.

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( chuckling )

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But, first, the entire world
is being held hostage

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by cyber-villain
Queen Clitoris.

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She's demanded

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that the world's
greatest lover, Armando,

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deliver $2 million,

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and some random
assorted crap.

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Until then,
all the world's computers

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have been rendered useless.

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Skip Withers has more
on the story, Skip ?

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So, I don't know whether
they're genital warts or--

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Skip !

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WE'RE ON,
THANK YOU, MARGO.

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ARMANDO'S ABOUT TO BOARD
THE PLANE,

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LET'S HEAR
WHAT HE HAS TO SAY.

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ARMANDO MUST GO TO
QUEEN CLITORIS.

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IF NEED BE, I WILL MAKE
MAD, PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER.

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I WILL RAVAGE HER BODY
LIKE A WILD BOAR.

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FOR I AM
THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER.

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THAT IS MY GIFT, THAT
IS MY CURSE.

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( Skip Withers )
WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT.

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IT LOOKS LIKE THE WORLD WILL
ONCE AGAIN BE SAFE,

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THANKS TO
BRAVE LATIN HUNK, ARMANDO.

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We can't thank him enough,

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and I mean this in a purely
heterosexual way,

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when I say that tonight,

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even I feel like making hot
sweaty man-love to Armando.

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HAS KID ROCK GOTTEN HERE YET ?

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WHAT TIME IS HE
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ?

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IS THE PARTY
STILL ON ?

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WHERE'S
KID ROCK ?

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RELAX !

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I'M SURE HE'LL
BE HERE SOON !

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OH, I CAN'T
WAIT TO MEET HIM !

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I HOPE PAM ANDERSON
IS WITH HIM.

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I REALLY
WANNA MEET PAM.

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( beeping )

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OH, MAN,
OH, I GOTTA GO !

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MY UNCLE IS IN
THE HOSPITAL.

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOUR AUNT'S IN THE HOSPITAL.

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SHE IS-- UH, VISITING
MY UNCLE.

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NOW, OH, DON'T LET KID ROCK
LEAVE BEFORE I GET BACK !

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EXCUSE ME, THIS IS
THE "TENDER LOINS", RIGHT ?

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I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THROWING
A PARTY HERE ?

112
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OH, HELLO,
WELCOME !

113
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YOU MUST BE
THE PROUD PARENTS.

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LET ME JUST GO OVER
A FEW RULES.

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THIS AREA HERE,
OFF LIMITS.

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NO RUNNING,
NO GUM--

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
RULES, GREAT, WHATEVER.

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LET'S GET THIS
PARTY STARTED !

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( cheering )

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( screeching )

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TAKE WHAT YOU WANT,
JUST DON'T HURT ME !

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AND, FOR THE RECORD,
YOUR TIPS ARE APPRECIATED, OHH.

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CHIEF STROGANOFF,

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AGENT 69,
REPORTING FOR DUTY.

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STRIPPERELLA, WOULD YOU LIKE
SOMETHING TO DRINK ?

126
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THIS STUFF IS GREAT.

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UH, SIR, THAT'S NOT REALLY
A BEVERAGE, PER SE.

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IT'S A LAXATIVE.

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RIGHT... THANK GOD
I'M WEARING A DIAPER.

130
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LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

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STRIPPERELLA, I WANT YOU TO GO
AFTER QUEEN CLITORIS.

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SPECIAL AGENT 14 IS
ON THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW,

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TRYING TO TRACK
HER DOWN.

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HI, STRIPPERELLA !

135
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I'M HAVING A HARD
TIME FINDING CLITORIS.

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SHE'S VERY ELUSIVE.

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YOU KNOW, SOME MEN THINK THAT
CLITORIS DOESN'T EVEN EXIST.

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WELL, WHAT DO
WE KNOW ABOUT HER ?

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WE KNOW THAT CLITORIS IS
EXTREMELY SENSITIVE.

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THAT'S WHY IT'S CRUCIAL

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THAT CLITORIS IS
NOT RUBBED THE WRONG WAY.

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AND WE KNOW THAT SHE'S
UP TO NO GOOD.

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THAT'S WHY WE'VE
PLANTED A WIRE ON ARMANDO.

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WE'VE REPLACED HIS
LEFT TESTICLE

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WITH A MICROPHONE.

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ISN'T THAT A LITTLE
SEVERE ?

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COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST
REPLACED ONE OF HIS BUTTONS,

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OR A CUFF LINK,
PERHAPS ?

149
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BUT WE
REPLACED HIS TESTICLE.

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LET'S LISTEN IN.

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( Queen Clitoris )
I'm so glad we're
together, my love.

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OH, YES, MY DEAR.

153
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YOU ARE SO...
BEAUTIFUL ?

154
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MAKE LOVE TO ME !

155
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MAKE LOVE
TO ME !

156
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HELP ME !

157
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NOW THAT WE'RE TOGETHER,
WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE !

158
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WE COULD LIVE ON THIS
ISLAND FOREVER !

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FOREVER ?

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SEE, NOW, ARMANDO HAS TOO MUCH
LOVE FOR JUST ONE WOMAN.

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BUT NOT IF THERE WAS ONLY ONE
WOMAN LEFT IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

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EXCUSE ME ?

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WELL, NOW THAT
I HAVE YOU HERE,

164
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I'M PLANNING ON BLOWING UP
THE REST OF THE WORLD !

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( laughing )

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I'VE HACKED INTO ALL
THE GOVERNMENT'S COMPUTERS,

167
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AND I CONTROL EVERY NUCLEAR
WEAPON IN EXISTENCE !

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ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS PUSH THIS BUTTON,

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WHILE HOLDING DOWN ALT AND F3
AT THE SAME TIME,

170
00:10:01,811 --> 00:10:04,212
THEN, I JUST
LEFT CLICK ON THE MOUSE...

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00:10:04,314 --> 00:10:05,514
WAIT, DON'T CLICK IT !

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I'M NOT GONNA
CLICK IT YET.

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I'M WAITING
UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT,

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AFTER THE SEASON
FINALE OF SEX AND THE CITY.

175
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I HAVE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS,
I JUST LOVE THAT SHOW !

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DID YOU SEE THE EPISODE

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00:10:15,062 --> 00:10:16,394
WHERE THE SLUTTY ONE
SHOWED HER BOOBIES ?

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SHUT UP
AND ROMANCE ME !

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00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:22,269
( groaning )

180
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,772
OH, NO !

181
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IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE FOUND
THE TESTICULAR MICROPHONE !

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00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,279
OH, I HOPE ARMANDO
IS OKAY.

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I'M MORE CONCERNED
ABOUT THE FATE OF THE WORLD.

184
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WE'VE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING !

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I DID IT,
I DID IT !

186
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YOU IDENTIFIED HER
WHEREABOUTS ?

187
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YOU'VE
PINPOINTED HER LOCATION ?

188
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THAT'S RIGHT, I FINGERED
CLITORIS !

189
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SHE LIVES ON A
BUSHY ISLAND DOWN UNDER.

190
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WE'LL MAKE ARRANGEMENTS

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FOR YOU TO LEAVE
RIGHT AWAY, STRIPPERELLA.

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ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW
ABOUT HER ISLAND,

193
00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:55,113
IT'S ALSO INHABITED
WITH GIANT CRABS.

194
00:10:55,215 --> 00:10:57,717
OH, EW, GOD,
I HATE CRABS !

195
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AS LONG AS
QUEEN CLITORIS IS FREE,

196
00:10:59,854 --> 00:11:01,655
WE'RE ALL IN GREAT
DANGER.

197
00:11:01,757 --> 00:11:03,124
I'M IN
GREAT DANGER.

198
00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:04,391
YOU'RE IN GREAT
DANGER.

199
00:11:04,493 --> 00:11:06,929
PEOPLE NAMED STEVE ARE
IN GREAT DANGER.

200
00:11:07,031 --> 00:11:08,063
YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE
HANDICAPPED MAN

201
00:11:08,165 --> 00:11:09,131
WHO SELLS ORANGES

202
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,400
BY THE FREEWAY
OFF-RAMP ?

203
00:11:10,502 --> 00:11:11,667
HE'S IN GREAT DANGER.

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00:11:11,769 --> 00:11:12,970
JOCKEYS,
MAGICIANS--

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00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:14,305
I GET IT,
I GET IT.

206
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,607
THEY'RE IN DANGER,
EVERYONE'S IN DANGER.

207
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,845
WHAT AN IDIOT.

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00:11:20,682 --> 00:11:21,815
( screaming )

209
00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:22,983
OW !
OW !

210
00:11:23,085 --> 00:11:23,984
QUIT IT !

211
00:11:24,086 --> 00:11:24,986
YOU
QUIT IT !

212
00:11:25,088 --> 00:11:27,522
QUIT IT !

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00:11:27,624 --> 00:11:29,692
OH, HI,
STRIPPERELLA.

214
00:11:29,794 --> 00:11:31,027
HEY, STRIPPERELLA.

215
00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:33,029
HAL, BERNARD, WHAT DO
YOU HAVE FOR ME TODAY ?

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00:11:33,131 --> 00:11:35,599
PERFUME ?

217
00:11:35,701 --> 00:11:38,737
OH, NOT JUST ANY PERFUME,
IT'S A FREEZING AGENT.

218
00:11:38,839 --> 00:11:41,041
ANYTHING YOU SPRAY
IT ON WILL FREEZE INSTANTLY.

219
00:11:46,883 --> 00:11:48,383
PLUS, IT SMELLS
GREAT.

220
00:11:48,485 --> 00:11:50,786
WE LIKE TO
CALL IT "BRR-FUME" !

221
00:11:50,888 --> 00:11:53,523
HE LIKES TO CALL IT THAT,
I THINK PUNS ARE STUPID.

222
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,491
SHUT UP !

223
00:11:54,593 --> 00:11:55,627
YOU
SHUT UP !

224
00:11:55,729 --> 00:11:56,861
UH, GUYS, WHAT ELSE
DO YOU HAVE ?

225
00:11:56,963 --> 00:11:58,964
THESE ARE NIPPLE CUTTERS.

226
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THEY CAN CUT
THROUGH ANYTHING !

227
00:12:01,769 --> 00:12:04,772
GLASS, METAL, PLASTIC.

228
00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:07,474
THE NIPPLE CUTTERS ALSO COME
WITH THIS NIPPLE SHARPENER,

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00:12:07,577 --> 00:12:09,177
AND THIS
INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO.

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00:12:09,279 --> 00:12:10,981
THEY FIT RIGHT OVER
THE NIPPLES.

231
00:12:11,082 --> 00:12:12,349
HERE, LET ME
HELP YOU PUT THEM ON.

232
00:12:12,451 --> 00:12:14,251
THAT'S NOT FAIR !

233
00:12:14,353 --> 00:12:15,619
I GET TO PUT THEM
ON HER !

234
00:12:15,721 --> 00:12:17,923
YOU GOT TO DO ARMANDO'S
TESTICLE MICROPHONE.

235
00:12:18,025 --> 00:12:19,825
I DIDN'T EVEN
WANNA DO THAT.

236
00:12:19,927 --> 00:12:21,960
FELLAS, I'LL PUT THESE
ON MYSELF, OKAY ?

237
00:12:22,062 --> 00:12:23,363
UH, ALL RIGHT.

238
00:12:23,465 --> 00:12:24,464
SURE,
WHATEVER.

239
00:13:13,598 --> 00:13:14,864
( crashing )

240
00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:15,933
HEY, YO,
KID ROCK !

241
00:13:16,035 --> 00:13:17,100
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE HERE.

242
00:13:17,202 --> 00:13:18,235
REMEMBER ME ?

243
00:13:18,337 --> 00:13:19,471
OF COURSE
I REMEMBER YOU.

244
00:13:19,573 --> 00:13:23,409
EL PASO, 1998,
YOU WERE IN ROW 6, SEAT 3.

245
00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:26,146
YOU FLASHED ME, THEN I MET YOU
BACKSTAGE.

246
00:13:26,248 --> 00:13:27,815
WE WENT OUT TO
THAT GREAT DONUT SHOP.

247
00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:30,820
YOU BET ME I COULDN'T EAT 27
APPLE FRITTERS, BUT I DID.

248
00:13:30,922 --> 00:13:32,521
I'LL NEVER
FORGET THAT NIGHT.

249
00:13:32,623 --> 00:13:33,722
YEAH !

250
00:13:33,825 --> 00:13:37,194
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE
THE FATHER OF MY CHILD.

251
00:13:37,296 --> 00:13:38,895
HMM... I DON'T
REMEMBER YOU.

252
00:13:44,972 --> 00:13:46,974
( cheering )

253
00:14:07,704 --> 00:14:10,637
OKAY, THIS IS NOT GOOD,
I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

254
00:14:13,577 --> 00:14:15,144
OH !

255
00:14:15,246 --> 00:14:16,846
THAT'S ONE OF THOSE
GIANT CRABS !

256
00:14:16,949 --> 00:14:20,151
EW, OOH,
I HATE CRABS !

257
00:14:23,157 --> 00:14:25,190
OH !

258
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,812
( grunting )

259
00:14:48,357 --> 00:14:50,859
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

260
00:14:50,961 --> 00:14:53,929
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

261
00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:58,201
I HATE CRABS !

262
00:14:58,303 --> 00:15:00,071
AND NOW,
I HAVE EVEN LESS TIME

263
00:15:00,173 --> 00:15:01,706
THAN WHEN I SAID I DON'T HAVE
MUCH TIME.

264
00:15:01,808 --> 00:15:03,508
( beeping )

265
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:04,709
Sorry to
bother you

266
00:15:04,811 --> 00:15:06,010
in the middle of your mission,
Stripperella,

267
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,180
but there's one minor
detail I forgot to tell you.

268
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,617
WHAT IS IT, CHIEF ?

269
00:15:09,719 --> 00:15:11,885
Well, rather than risk Queen
Clitoris blowing up the world,

270
00:15:11,987 --> 00:15:14,890
we decided to go ahead and just
blow up her island first.

271
00:15:14,992 --> 00:15:17,093
Anyway, instead of
having, say, 30 more minutes,

272
00:15:17,194 --> 00:15:20,297
you have only 8 minutes to
rescue Armando,

273
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:22,701
capture Queen Clitoris,
and get off the island safely.

274
00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:24,002
( beeping )

275
00:15:24,104 --> 00:15:25,471
Oh, gotta run,
 Sex and the City is starting.

276
00:15:25,573 --> 00:15:27,272
Well, good luck,
Stripperella.

277
00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:29,810
( groaning )

278
00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:31,245
( Queen Clitoris )
ARMANDO, HURRY UP !

279
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,047
SEX AND THE CITY'S STARTING,
AND DON'T FORGET,

280
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,584
WHEN IT'S OVER,
I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE WORLD !

281
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:37,120
HOW CAN I FORGET ?

282
00:15:37,222 --> 00:15:39,689
HONEY, WHY DO YOU WANT TO
BLOW UP THE WORLD ?

283
00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:42,727
MY ENTIRE LIFE, I'VE BEEN
NEGLECTED AND UNFULFILLED.

284
00:15:42,829 --> 00:15:44,830
UNTIL I'VE HAD MY REVENGE,

285
00:15:44,931 --> 00:15:47,833
I WILL NOT BE
UN-UNFULFILLED !

286
00:15:47,936 --> 00:15:49,336
OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.

287
00:15:49,438 --> 00:15:52,039
NOW, SHH,
THE SHOW'S STARTING.

288
00:15:57,281 --> 00:16:00,049
I GOTTA GET IN THERE...
MY NIPPLE CUTTERS !

289
00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:11,732
THE REASON I LOVE THIS SHOW

290
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:13,901
IS THAT I CAN SEE
A LITTLE OF MYSELF

291
00:16:14,003 --> 00:16:16,570
IN EACH OF THE CHARACTERS !

292
00:16:16,673 --> 00:16:18,373
I CAN SEE A LITTLE
OF MYSELF

293
00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:20,009
IN EACH OF
THESE CHARACTERS, TOO,

294
00:16:20,111 --> 00:16:23,447
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...
HUH, HUH ?

295
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,188
I'M GONNA LICK YOU
ONCE AND FOR ALL, CLITORIS !

296
00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:30,789
WHO ARE YOU ?

297
00:16:30,891 --> 00:16:32,959
I'M STRIPPERELLA,
SUPERHERO-SLASH-SECRET AGENT.

298
00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:34,628
SORRY, I'VE NEVER
HEARD OF YOU.

299
00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:36,231
LOOK, DON'T
START WITH ME !

300
00:16:36,332 --> 00:16:38,099
I JUST BEAT THE HECK OUT
OF TWO GIANT CRABS,

301
00:16:38,201 --> 00:16:39,468
AND I'M FEELING
PRETTY CONFIDENT

302
00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:40,970
THAT I CAN BEAT THE HECK
OUTTA YOU, TOO.

303
00:16:41,072 --> 00:16:43,207
YOU'LL BEAT
THE HELL OUT OF NO ONE !

304
00:16:43,309 --> 00:16:44,609
I SAID, "HECK".

305
00:16:44,711 --> 00:16:46,711
EITHER WAY,
YOU'RE NOT DOING IT !

306
00:16:46,813 --> 00:16:49,215
LADIES, PLEASE,
DON'T FIGHT OVER ME.

307
00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:52,118
THERE IS ENOUGH ARMANDO
FOR BOTH OF YOU !

308
00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:56,657
HEE-YA !

309
00:17:01,165 --> 00:17:03,200
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS HIT
A FEW BUTTONS,

310
00:17:03,302 --> 00:17:05,703
AND IT'S THE END OF
THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT !

311
00:17:05,804 --> 00:17:07,706
( laughing )

312
00:17:21,693 --> 00:17:23,092
( grunting )

313
00:17:23,194 --> 00:17:25,796
STUPID MOUSE !

314
00:17:25,898 --> 00:17:28,700
COME ON,
COME TO MAMA, UGH !

315
00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:37,478
OH, I CAN'T DRIVE
A STICK !

316
00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:40,783
THAT'S NOT A STICK.

317
00:17:56,705 --> 00:17:59,541
COME, BABY, YES,
COME HERE...

318
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:02,077
( laughing )

319
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:09,253
( screaming )

320
00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:14,761
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

321
00:18:14,863 --> 00:18:17,531
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

322
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:20,468
( screaming )

323
00:18:38,361 --> 00:18:40,228
STRIPPERELLA,
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

324
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:41,630
TO HAVE BEEN RESCUED

325
00:18:41,732 --> 00:18:43,599
BY SUCH AN EXQUISITE WOMAN
IS AN HONOR.

326
00:18:43,701 --> 00:18:45,101
HOW CAN I REPAY YOU ?

327
00:18:45,203 --> 00:18:46,769
OH, I'M SURE WE CAN
THINK OF SOMETHING.

328
00:18:46,872 --> 00:18:49,173
WE MIGHT BE STUCK IN
THIS BOAT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

329
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:53,011
WHATEVER SHALL WE DO
TO PASS THE TIME ?

330
00:18:57,753 --> 00:19:01,923
( Agent 14 )
Stripperella, Armando--
I rescued you !

331
00:19:02,025 --> 00:19:07,497
Congratulations,
you are saved !

332
00:19:07,599 --> 00:19:10,669
OH, GOOD TIMING,
SPECIAL AGENT 14.

333
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:13,505
NO, IT'S NOT, THAT WAS
AWFUL TIMING.

334
00:19:13,607 --> 00:19:16,075
I KNOW,
I WAS BEING FACETIOUS.

335
00:19:17,713 --> 00:19:19,146
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED
THE PARTY !

336
00:19:19,248 --> 00:19:21,849
I'LL NEVER GET TO MEET
KID ROCK AND PAM ANDERSON !

337
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,818
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE JUST
GONNA COME WALKING BACK IN

338
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,788
THROUGH THAT DOOR.

339
00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:27,223
HAS ANYONE SEEN
A MONKEY ?

340
00:19:27,325 --> 00:19:30,394
I THINK I LEFT
MY MONKEY IN HERE.

341
00:19:30,496 --> 00:19:31,963
( squealing )

342
00:19:32,065 --> 00:19:33,698
YOU'RE KID ROCK
AND PAM ANDERSON !

343
00:19:33,801 --> 00:19:35,367
OH, GOD, I WANTED TO
MEET YOU SO BAD !

344
00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:36,569
I THOUGHT I
WAS GONNA MEET YOU,

345
00:19:36,671 --> 00:19:37,871
BUT THEN I HAD TO
MISS THE PARTY,

346
00:19:37,973 --> 00:19:39,339
SO I DIDN'T GET TO MEET YOU,

347
00:19:39,441 --> 00:19:41,509
BUT NOW I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M MEETING YOU !

348
00:19:41,611 --> 00:19:44,513
WOW, WE CAN'T
BELIEVE WE'RE MEETING YOU !

349
00:19:44,615 --> 00:19:47,050
EROTICA...
WILL YOU SIGN MY CD ?

350
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,120
YOU KNOW, PAM,

351
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:52,391
A LOT OF PEOPLE
TELL ME I LOOK LIKE YOU.

352
00:19:52,493 --> 00:19:56,028
HMM, I DON'T REALLY SEE
A RESEMBLANCE.

353
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:57,563
ME NEITHER.

354
00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:59,366
YOU KNOW WHO I THINK
PAM LOOKS LIKE ?

355
00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:00,834
STRIPPERELLA.

356
00:20:00,936 --> 00:20:02,471
DON'T YOU THINK SHE LOOKS
LIKE STRIPPERELLA ?

357
00:20:02,573 --> 00:20:04,573
IF THEY EVER MAKE A
STRIPPERELLA TV SHOW,

358
00:20:04,675 --> 00:20:06,809
THEY SHOULD TOTALLY GET
PAM TO PLAY HER.

359
00:20:06,911 --> 00:20:09,313
HELP !

360
00:20:09,415 --> 00:20:12,516
SOMEONE GET THIS MONKEY
OFF MY FACE !

361
00:20:12,618 --> 00:20:14,186
AH, THERE'S
THE LITTLE FELLA.

362
00:20:14,288 --> 00:20:16,121
COME HERE, MR. BOJANGLES.

363
00:20:16,223 --> 00:20:17,723
YOU KNOW,
WE ONLY HAVE THIS MONKEY

364
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:20,094
BECAUSE WE RESCUED IT FROM
A COLLEGE LABORATORY.

365
00:20:20,196 --> 00:20:22,463
WE'RE GONNA RETURN IT
TO THE WILD, BECAUSE...

366
00:20:22,565 --> 00:20:24,132
ALL ANIMALS ARE MEANT
TO ROAM FREE,

367
00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:26,603
IN THEIR
NATURAL HABITATS.

368
00:20:26,704 --> 00:20:28,137
IT WAS VERY NICE
TO MEET YOU.

369
00:20:28,239 --> 00:20:30,007
WE'LL SEE YOU
AGAIN NEXT TIME, BYE-BYE.

370
00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:31,809
COME BACK ANYTIME !

371
00:20:31,911 --> 00:20:33,612
NO, NO,
DON'T COME BACK !

372
00:20:33,714 --> 00:20:35,414
NO MORE PRIVATE
PARTIES !

373
00:20:35,516 --> 00:20:37,483
AND ESPECIALLY,
NO MORE FILTHY MONKEYS !

374
00:20:37,585 --> 00:20:40,019
THEY'RE GERM CARRYING,
DISEASE RIDDEN, AND--

375
00:20:40,122 --> 00:20:41,689
( screaming )

376
00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:44,425
HELP, SOMEONE GET
THIS MONKEY OFF MY FACE !

377
00:20:44,528 --> 00:20:47,897
OH, MONKEYS ARE
SO CUTE.

378
00:21:09,094 --> 00:21:12,730
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪

379
00:21:12,832 --> 00:21:16,468
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪