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The following programme
contains strong language.

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Ah!

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Ah!

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No, no.

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No, I don't do coke.

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Come on, come on. Come on.

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Come on, come on. Come on.

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Give me the money.

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Give me the money.

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Tell him that it would not be smart
to kill two German diplomats.

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Tell him that it would not be smart
to kill two German diplomats.

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A lot of people know we're here.

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Mm?

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Where have you been, guys?

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I've been waiting for you
the whole day.

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I've been waiting for you
the whole day.

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Oh, no, David!
Please, change the channel.

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Oh, no, David!
Please, change the channel.

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Come on, please. Oh.

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Hey, I like that tune, baby!

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Are you European Peace Corps?
No.

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I'm Felix. You must be Tuuli.

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I'm Felix. You must be Tuuli.

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Yes.

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Come on.

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This is Svensson.
Hey. Ah.

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No, no, from Germany.
I'm Mark. Mark Svensson.

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No, no, from Germany.
I'm Mark. Mark Svensson.

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This is David, our driver,
guard, guide and...friend.

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Welcome to Colombia.

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Welcome to Colombia.

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Let me help.
Ah.

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Thanks for picking me up.
Yeah, sure.

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I mean, he didn't want to, but -
What? YOU didn't want to!

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I mean, he didn't want to, but -
What? YOU didn't want to!

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Yeah, right. I didn't want to.
But now I am really glad. Come on.

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I can help you.
Thanks.

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I can help you.
Thanks.

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So, yeah. Please take a seat.

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Thank you so much.

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Baggage?
No, no luggage.

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How long have you been here?

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How long have you been here?

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Well, I'm here half a year.

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It's part of my masters
for international development.

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Fortunately, my best friend here
joined me. Five weeks ago.

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Fortunately, my best friend here
joined me. Five weeks ago.

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I think he is doing something
with books.

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I'm studying literature -
English and German literature.

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I'm studying literature -
English and German literature.

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And you? What about you? Are you...
Still go to university? Yeah.

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I'm in med school.
It's my fourth year. In Turku.

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I'm in med school.
It's my fourth year. In Turku.

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How did you come up with the amazing
idea to join the Peace Corps

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and work your ass off for no money?

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and work your ass off for no money?

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Well, I thought it was a good idea
until I saw you guys.

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But now I'm here. So, too late.

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But now I'm here. So, too late.

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What are you listening to?
Different stuff.

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Just now, some Finnish Tango.

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Just now, some Finnish Tango.

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Now, that sounds good.
Let's put it on.

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Hey, David!

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So, welcome to Santa Marta.

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Thank you.
That's it. We're there.

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Thank you.
That's it. We're there.

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Who is Santos?
He is a son of a bitch.

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He's...Head of Police,
and he's running for mayor.

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How was your trip, guys?

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And you must be Tuuli, am I right?

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Yes, si.

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Yes, si.

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Tuuli, excuse me,
the sink is blocked.

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I am Padre Valdarama.

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Hi.
Not only the House Janitor.

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Hi.
Not only the House Janitor.

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Come in. Let me show you around.

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Tuuli, we'll continue with
the antibiotic ointment.

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Tuuli, we'll continue with
the antibiotic ointment.

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Shouldn't she be in hospital?
She could lose that arm.

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Yes, I know.

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Yes, I know.

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But...who would pay for that?

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But we cannot just let her...
We cannot work wonders for everyone.

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But we cannot just let her...
We cannot work wonders for everyone.

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We can only ease the pain.

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That's the reality of the situation.

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OK.

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Si.

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Si.

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Let's have a party tonight!
We have to celebrate this!

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The woman who we met before?
Yeah.

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The woman who we met before?
Yeah.

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Please.

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I will get so fat here.

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Did you know that
I am fluently in Finnish?

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Really? No.
Yeah.

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You want another one?

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Yeah, sure.

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No, no, no speak?
Ay, Hello.

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Nice moustache.

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Come on, let's dance.

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Come on, let's dance.

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Can I swap in here?
Oh!

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Mm.

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Ciao, Conti!

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Ciao, Conti!

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Ciao, Tuuli.

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Mm-hm.

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Ciao.
Ciao.

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Ciao.
Ciao.

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-Ciao. Ciao.
-Ciao.

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Fuck.

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Fuck.

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What do those idiots want?

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Fuck.

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Are you fucking kidding?!

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Are you fucking kidding?!

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What are you doing?

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They won't...They won't search you.
What...

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Papers. Come on, papers!

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Come on, come on.

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Come on.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yeah, I'm from Finland.

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Really? No?

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And if we check...

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Eh?!

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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OK.

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A bag of weed!

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A fucking gun!

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Go!

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Hi.
Tuuli. Kiki.

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Hi.
Tuuli. Kiki.

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Welcome back.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, I have brought somebody
with me, Kiki. This is Daniel.

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Yeah, I have brought somebody
with me, Kiki. This is Daniel.

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Daniel, Kiki.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

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I'll take care of it.

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So, how was your trip?
Fine.

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Sami didn't throw up.
Oh, good.

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Sami didn't throw up.
Oh, good.

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Until the second flight.
Oh, great.

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I've tried to take good care
of the garden. Good.

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I've tried to take good care
of the garden. Good.

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I've got your room ready for you.

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Er... I'd rather stay in the
guestroom with Sami...if that's OK.

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Er... I'd rather stay in the
guestroom with Sami...if that's OK.

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Of course.
Maybe Daniel can stay there?

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Sure.

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Would you show Daniel to his room
while I put the stuff
in the kitchen?

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OK.

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My name is.

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Mein Name ist?

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No, that's OK.

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Hey.
Hey.

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You went outside today?
Yeah.

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You went outside today?
Yeah.

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It's not a great atmosphere
out there, let me tell you.

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Yeah.

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Santos will win,
all hell will break loose.

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Santos will win,
all hell will break loose.

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It doesn't matter who wins.

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There will be trouble anyway.

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There will be trouble anyway.

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Red, blue...trouble.

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Do you know what I miss?
What?

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What?

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What?

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You eat them
with butter and...egg on top,

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You eat them
with butter and...egg on top,

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What's going on?

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You're high?
Yes, maybe.

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You're high?
Yes, maybe.

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Don't you miss anything?

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I don't think so.

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No.
Come on.

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No, I'm serious.
I don't miss a thing.

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No, I'm serious.
I don't miss a thing.

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Well, then you are not a human
if you don't. What else could I be?

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Well, then you are not a human
if you don't. What else could I be?

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A person has to miss something.

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You.

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I miss you.

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We need to get him to the hospital.
Quick. We need a car!

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He's not gonna make it anyway.
Come on! He will bleed to death.

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Let's lift him up.

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Let's lift him up.

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Fuck.

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Shh, shh.

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Shh, shh.

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OK. Shh, shh.

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David?

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David.

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David.

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Stop that shit!

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Stop that shit!

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Are you crazy?

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Are you crazy?

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We need the car!

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What happened?
We just found him here.

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What happened?
We just found him here.

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Christ's sake, it's Santos!
He's alive.

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We need to get him
to the hospital now. I know.

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Santos.

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Fuck.

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No, no, no, no. No, no.
You stay here.

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No, no, no, no. No, no.
You stay here.

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No-one to see you. Close the door,
lock the gate. And keep quiet.

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Um...

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