1 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:44,804 What the hell? 2 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:48,575 Hey, uh, Dad. Can I get a superhero toy? 3 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:50,076 - Yes, Vic. -Dad. 4 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:51,911 I'll hop in line at the register. 5 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:53,446 Meet me there. Be quick. 6 00:01:57,817 --> 00:01:59,152 I know this memory. 7 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,612 Can I have Mary on the toy aisle? 8 00:02:25,678 --> 00:02:26,946 Why are you grabbing me? 9 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:28,281 Take your hands off of my son. 10 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:29,449 He's damaging property. 11 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:31,484 He's looking for a toy. 12 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:32,552 Let's see what the cops say. 13 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,854 Am I going to jail? 14 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:38,558 -Dad? -Look, I will pay for whatever the damages. 15 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,361 Vic, why are these on the floor? 16 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:45,532 Now is not the time to be a coward, young man. 17 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:48,401 I was just looking for some black superhero toys. 18 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:52,405 We don't carry Black superhero toys. 19 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:53,840 Why not? 20 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:56,309 No one buys Black superhero toys. 21 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:58,711 Look, I guarantee you, he meant no harm. 22 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,514 Give me a moment with my son. 23 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:11,324 I'm sorry, Dad. 24 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,226 I just wanted a Black superhero toy. 25 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:15,695 I made a mistake. 26 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:17,564 We don't get to make mistakes. 27 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:20,433 One mistake could cost you your life. 28 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,274 Here. 29 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:31,678 General Tony's Black. Be like General Tony. 30 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,119 Clean this up. 31 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,555 I'm going to go apologize to the store manager. 32 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,942 Looks like my transport's here. 33 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:03,977 You take point. 34 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:05,878 What? 35 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:16,089 ♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, G♪ 36 00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:20,593 ♪ H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P ♪ 37 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:24,731 ♪ Q, R, S, T, U, V ♪ 38 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:28,568 ♪ W, X, Y, Z ♪ 39 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,103 What the fuck? 40 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:32,905 ♪ Now, I know my ABCs♪ 41 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:40,413 ♪ Next time, won't you sing with me ♪ 42 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:44,317 What kind of Captain Kangaroo Jim Henson devilry is this? 43 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,786 Look, everybody, it's Jane. 44 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:48,988 Hi, Jane. 45 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:50,990 Um, where am I? 46 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:52,992 You're on Underground Avenue. 47 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:55,261 That's so awesome and totally makes sense 48 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:56,763 and no sense at all. 49 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,332 And who the fuck are you? 50 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,369 Jane. 51 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:04,971 You remember Harry? 52 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,273 You rescued him from the well. 53 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:09,342 This is Kay's imaginary world. 54 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:13,546 She's all grown up now and perfect. 55 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,148 -Oh. -Ah. 56 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:17,617 The toy fucking lamb can talk now? 57 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,854 Come here. Come here. 58 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:24,991 Come here. Come on. Come on. 59 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,727 Here's the deal. We're in Kay's subconscious. 60 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,562 I thought we're always in Kay's subconscious. 61 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,230 Do I have a PhD in subconscious shit? 62 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,565 How the fuck should I know? 63 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:33,800 Point is, she's in control. 64 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:35,168 She's a well-adjusted adult. 65 00:05:35,234 --> 00:05:37,203 Not. And we're fucking puppets. 66 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:38,671 So go with it. 67 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:42,342 Jane, you're just in time for the lesson of the day. 68 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:51,417 Does anybody know what trauma is? 69 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,086 Um... 70 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,087 Dr. Harrison. 71 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,155 Oh, look. 72 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:57,423 - Oh, wow. - Huh. 73 00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:58,558 - Uh-oh. 74 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,426 That's a fucking Dada bird. 75 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:02,895 - Oh. 76 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:11,738 -Oh, no. -Oh, adult Kay's gone! 77 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:15,208 What the fuck are we gonna do now, Jane? 78 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:17,610 Ugh! 79 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,450 Whoa! 80 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,018 What am I doing here? 81 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:29,389 Wholly fuck! 82 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:31,958 What the fuck? 83 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:36,362 -What the fuck? -What the fuck? 84 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:38,464 What the fuck? 85 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,967 Oh. 86 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,369 No, seriously! What the fuck? 87 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:47,140 Honestly, you're in a memory in your subconscious. 88 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,808 Fuck! 89 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,743 -Seriously? -Yeah. 90 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:55,415 Gotta say, you look worse than I thought. 91 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:57,984 That's your hello? 92 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:01,721 Well, it pains me to say this, but you look fucking awesome. 93 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:04,323 Bro, moisturizer. 94 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,260 I love that fucking moisturizer. 95 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:10,096 Why this memory? 96 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:11,664 Really? 97 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,634 You and I both know what's behind that door. 98 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:17,970 Ha ha. Right. We both know. 99 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,473 We do? 100 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:21,908 Hey, what's the holdup? 101 00:07:21,974 --> 00:07:23,476 Catch your pale ass in here. 102 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:26,612 It's party time. 103 00:07:26,679 --> 00:07:28,614 Time to face the music, big guy. 104 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:35,254 What the fuck? 105 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:37,023 Yo? Are you coming? 106 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:39,659 Me? 107 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,594 Let's go. 108 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:45,097 When in Rome. 109 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:48,935 Metal ass coming through. 110 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,551 What are you doing here? 111 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,653 You tell me. 112 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,990 If you're here to change things, you can't. 113 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:48,594 It just repeats itself, over and over and over again. 114 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:05,011 "Good luck, Sheryl and Larry. Love, Sally and Grant." 115 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:07,113 We needed more than luck, didn't we? 116 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:18,624 Now some humans might find the following disturbing. 117 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,426 Everybody, look who it is. 118 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:21,460 It's Larry. 119 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,798 Everybody say, "Hi Larry." 120 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,967 -Shh, Shh listen. - I don't know what's happening. 121 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,969 There's a fog spreading over the world 122 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,305 and all kinds of creatures are walking the Earth. 123 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,608 The weather guy is a water buffalo with tattoos. 124 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:38,578 I'm scared. 125 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,049 People, this is FUBAR. 126 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:45,051 Agreed. 127 00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:48,054 -Who are you? -This is General Tony. 128 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,088 This is Vic. 129 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:52,825 Cliff. 130 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:53,893 I gathered. 131 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,128 -And, this is Kay. -Wow. 132 00:09:56,228 --> 00:09:58,831 Does anyone have any explanation for this? 133 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,066 Allow me. 134 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,441 You are subconscious beings. 135 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:11,243 So, you have not had the pleasure of meeting me. 136 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,279 I'm Rita Farr. 137 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,181 Firstly, I'm not a sub. 138 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:19,352 Secondly, I've taken a recent foray into the past, 139 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,688 and since my return, I've worked with the Sisterhood of Dada 140 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:26,125 to create this global phenomenon. 141 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:30,196 What you're experiencing is the Eternal Flagellation, 142 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:33,332 the Sisterhood of Dada's artistic experience 143 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:36,602 that is going to bring the world to its knees. 144 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,009 You're bewildered. 145 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,144 Let me break this down even further. 146 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:48,314 Everyone in the world has swapped places 147 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,016 with their subconscious selves. 148 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:53,519 You have come out of a memory, a fantasy, 149 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:58,190 a buried shame, a deep dark hidden secret. 150 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,661 Anything trapped in the subconscious. 151 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,663 What the fuck? 152 00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:04,864 Why? 153 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:07,700 Because then no one will be able to hide 154 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,002 who they really are anymore. 155 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,972 And that is going to rid the world of evil. 156 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,841 And it's art, huh. So, stick a pipe in it. 157 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:17,176 Can I skip this? 158 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:19,412 I'm pretty comfortable with my shame. 159 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,248 Yeah, I think she's saying that it's the problem. 160 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,583 But where are our conscious selves? 161 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:28,821 Ah, your conscious selves are in your place. 162 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:32,825 They are reliving the shame you have suffered 163 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,394 over and over again, 164 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:37,096 unless they have a breakthrough. 165 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,999 Wait. So, the plan is we just stew in our own shit 166 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,735 and the world is saved? Because that's pretty evil. 167 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,236 Oh, no evil? 168 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:48,107 Hardly. Ambitious maybe, pretentious, but evil? 169 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:52,745 Now, evil is the scourge who calls herself Madame Rouge. 170 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:56,115 Evil is what she did to the Sisterhood of Dada. 171 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,251 Evil is what we're going to do to her fishy little face, 172 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:00,453 when we find her ass! 173 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,521 I'm confused. 174 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,957 Are we Flagellating 175 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,259 or are we getting revenge? 176 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:10,563 The world will flagellate. 177 00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:11,731 I'm getting mine. 178 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,970 I couldn't believe it, but Mallah told me, 179 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,805 the Bureau cut you loose. 180 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,574 A gem like you? 181 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,142 What did I say, Mallah? 182 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:26,145 You said you couldn't believe it. 183 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,880 And now she's here. 184 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,281 Now, she's here. 185 00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:32,585 Blackballed by that fuck, Niles Caulder, no less. 186 00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:34,286 Yes. well, what can I say? 187 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:35,588 Shit happens. 188 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:38,891 So, the ape filled you in? The big picture? 189 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:42,328 Oh, well, the brotherhood of Evil is searching 190 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,964 for a human guinea pig 191 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,902 to travel to the year 2021 in a time machine 192 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,338 that you reverse engineers, 193 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,307 from a drawing that you drew 30 years ago. 194 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:57,610 To steal Niles Caulder's inventions 195 00:12:57,676 --> 00:13:00,346 and bring them back here to 1949. 196 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:04,450 So, you would invent them before he does. 197 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:08,821 Steal his dreams and rule the world. 198 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,258 My God, the accent on her... 199 00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:14,293 -Very evil... -Right? 200 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,263 And she shifts shapes. 201 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:18,697 Did you tell her the other thing? 202 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,533 I would never do that to you. 203 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,368 The name? 204 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,537 Nobody De Mille. 205 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,971 How attached are you? 206 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,040 Um, I don't know, what do you have in mind? 207 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,509 -Madame Rouge. -Seriously? 208 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:31,377 So sorry. 209 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,978 It's very exciting. 210 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:34,647 It's undeniable. 211 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:39,718 Madame Rouge. 212 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,354 Well, what do you say? 213 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:47,893 I say that you had me at fuck, Niles Colder. 214 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,628 I think this is crazy. 215 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:55,701 I don't have to do this. It's a memory. 216 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:57,970 Fuck this. 217 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,876 Everyone is waiting for you. 218 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,981 -Mom. -You will go through with this. 219 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,418 I know what's best for your son. 220 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,589 Mom, you do understand, right? 221 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,425 I'm not him. 222 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,261 -He's not here. -Let your sins live in the past. 223 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,431 You have to make a break from all those 224 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:30,569 immoral things that you've done. 225 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:33,906 Show the Lord that you could be a faithful husband. 226 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:37,443 Show him that you could be devoted to a woman. 227 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,180 Put the Lord first, Larry. 228 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,749 It isn't the past. 229 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,723 I'm gay, Mother. 230 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:53,893 -It's who I am. -I have prayed over this, Larry. 231 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,794 I have prayed for you to change. 232 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,364 And to be the man that Sheryl needs you to be. 233 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,733 Can you love me for who I am? 234 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,569 Why is that so hard? 235 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,237 In my heart, 236 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:09,708 I know that you don't want to bring shame to my life 237 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,310 and your father's life. 238 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,813 We are God fearing members of this community. 239 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,216 But you suffocated your own son. 240 00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:29,962 For Sheryl. 241 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,631 My gift to you both. 242 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,902 You can have a good life, son. 243 00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:41,507 Carry on our tradition 244 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:45,678 of righteousness and true salvation. 245 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,784 I've always been invisible to you. 246 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,423 See me. 247 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,292 Listen to me. 248 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,828 This is not who I was born to be. 249 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,198 Can't you hear me? 250 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:19,845 I've looked everywhere. 251 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:21,380 She's gone. 252 00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:24,216 - Oh, no. - Relax, everyone. 253 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,952 -This feels like it's really happening. -Oh, no. 254 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,187 Kay is gone. 255 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,555 What if she got better? 256 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,523 Oh, she wouldn't do that, would she? 257 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,225 Could she? 258 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,294 What's going to happen to us? 259 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:38,063 -Oh. -Everyone, calm down. 260 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,699 -Okay. How about something more positive? 261 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:42,534 What was the lesson of the day? 262 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,470 Drama? 263 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,705 Ah, well, 264 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:50,175 how about we talk about something a little more uplifting? 265 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,510 -Oh. -Um... 266 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,217 -Oh. -See, it's going to be okay. 267 00:16:58,317 --> 00:16:59,418 I fixed it. 268 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,321 I can fix this. 269 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:05,090 Jane, you can't fix this. 270 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,426 -None of you can. -Shut up, Harry. 271 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,427 What the fuck do you know? 272 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,428 Who told you that? 273 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,829 Did Kay tell you that? 274 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:13,766 Duh, all of you think you know Kay, 275 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,034 but I'm the only one 276 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,935 she tells her real feelings to. 277 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,872 -I said, shut the fuck up. -Ow! 278 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,842 -Oh, my God. 279 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:24,877 I'm so sorry. 280 00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,945 - No. 281 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,447 - Here. 282 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:33,685 This is the lesson of the day that we needed. 283 00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:36,855 I know. I'm not going to listen to a fucking stuffed animal. 284 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:39,558 Tell me what Kay wants or doesn't want. 285 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,727 -Oh, no, no, no. - Yeah, yeah. 286 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:45,297 -Oh. 287 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:19,998 Dad was right. 288 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,469 Have to be strong like you, General Tony. 289 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,170 You were scared. 290 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,573 No one gave you permission to be scared. 291 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,174 It's time for me to grow up. 292 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,277 Be a brave, disciplined warrior. 293 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,113 You're a child. 294 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,981 It's okay to be a child. 295 00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,351 Dad said, "No more mistakes." 296 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,853 I have my orders. 297 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,255 Please hear me. 298 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,592 I need you to hear me. 299 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:53,866 So Madame Rouge was canned by the Bureau of Normalcy, 300 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,535 because of what she did to the Sisterhood of Dada. 301 00:18:56,635 --> 00:19:00,973 So, then she joined the Brotherhood of Evil. 302 00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,942 That sounds like a bad comic book. 303 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:08,680 She came here to the future to destroy Niles Calder's legacy, 304 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,215 which is us. 305 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,218 We have to stop her in order to protect ourselves. 306 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,820 Wait, I thought she killed your lover boy. 307 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,456 -And you want revenge? -Yeah, that too. 308 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,958 Just wait a minute. 309 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,995 This is not what we do. 310 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,063 I'm a Sub. 311 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,833 I don't clean up messes, I create messes. 312 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,302 Looks like the lesson of the day is, 313 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,837 you're on your own. 314 00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:36,542 For the record, your conscious selves are lazy, 315 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,877 self-pitying and cruel. 316 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,879 But at least they had spunk. 317 00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,415 They always protected the little guy. 318 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,588 All right then. 319 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:55,260 We can sit here and go through the Eternal Flagellation. 320 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,563 Basically put your shit on display 321 00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,431 for everyone in this room. 322 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,866 Mm? 323 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,234 Who is first? 324 00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,180 Go! Go! 325 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:17,082 Go! Go! Go! 326 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,621 Are you sure about this? 327 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,790 You have no idea. 328 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:45,978 Going on a trip? 329 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:48,747 What? 330 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:53,652 Oh. 331 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:57,723 Yes, to the future. 332 00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:01,493 Apparently I'll be borrowing your time traveling machine 333 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,263 or some facsimile of. 334 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:07,966 Don't you dare equate your mission with mine. 335 00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:10,135 Oh, no, no, no, not at all. 336 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,671 Well, for starters, my mission 337 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:16,174 will actually, do something. 338 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,177 What happened to you? 339 00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:22,514 You used to... 340 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,182 have a moral core. 341 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,350 For 30 years, 342 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,486 I had one duty. 343 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,655 Decide who was a weapon and who was not. 344 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:33,625 -I did that duty to the end. -To Malcolm's end. 345 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,130 And they still tossed you out on your ass? 346 00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:40,265 Yes. 347 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,000 I'm going to see a man about that, aren't I? 348 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,368 I call bullshit. 349 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,973 You betrayed every friend you've ever had 350 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,208 and it wasn't because of duty. 351 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,878 It was because too much power, 352 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,313 is never enough for you 353 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,282 You loved playing God 354 00:21:57,349 --> 00:22:02,154 with those sweet boys and girls you sent off to war. 355 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:05,157 Barely old enough to comprehend their own specialness, 356 00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:09,828 let alone the word weapon you stamped to their foreheads. 357 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:13,231 And you loved lording that power over the Sisterhood 358 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,701 you so fastidiously nurtured 359 00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:18,136 until the day you discovered 360 00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:21,406 you loved bringing it all down even more. 361 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,744 That's all this was ever about, wasn't it? 362 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,680 And this 363 00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:31,750 is all you ever were. 364 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,754 And now you've lost every friend you've ever had. 365 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:41,393 Well, 366 00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:44,863 that was bracing. 367 00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:48,700 And if it's just us gals, probably true. 368 00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:53,004 Not that I'd ever admit that outside these walls. 369 00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:55,774 Did you really think you could change the world 370 00:22:55,874 --> 00:23:01,413 with a Jangly hat made out of serving utensils, hmm? 371 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:05,350 Another word poem to stick it to the man? 372 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,588 Art is bullshit. 373 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:13,191 Art is a narcotic you suckle while, 374 00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:17,295 life, ambition, purpose pass you by. 375 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,465 I landed in a field 30 years ago, 376 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:23,969 with no memory of who I was or what I believed. 377 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:27,406 Art saved my life. 378 00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:29,074 You destroyed it. 379 00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:31,710 And I hope you burn in hell. 380 00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:33,645 I hope I'm right here. 381 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:36,281 Or are you like your spineless friends? 382 00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:39,084 Or is the memory that you forgot, 383 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,252 that you're evil? 384 00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:42,821 Just like me. 385 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:55,500 Go ahead. Kill me again 386 00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:57,936 Mm-hmm. 387 00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:08,413 For some reason, It felt appropriate to say goodbye. 388 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:13,752 After all, you were one of the best friends I've ever known. 389 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:27,966 Chins up, everyone, 390 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,801 you're doing the right thing here. 391 00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:31,002 Don't worry about us. 392 00:24:31,102 --> 00:24:33,371 We're all squared away. 393 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,341 Just tell us when it's time to do some superhero shit 394 00:24:36,441 --> 00:24:39,711 because we're ready, right? 395 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,480 I'm not a superhero. 396 00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:43,381 Vic is a superhero. 397 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,523 -What the hell was that? -Uh... 398 00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:57,128 Don't even... You can't turn back. 399 00:24:57,195 --> 00:24:58,363 You're on a mission. 400 00:24:58,463 --> 00:25:01,132 Actually, you are on a mission, right? 401 00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:03,001 -We're just visiting. -I'm warning you, 402 00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:04,236 there's nothing back there 403 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,538 but more truth and self-loathing. 404 00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:07,472 And beer. 405 00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:22,921 No, Cliffie. 406 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,724 It's hard to believe how he got here. 407 00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:28,260 Climate from dirt track to the Indy 500. 408 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:32,063 Yeah. You also climbed my wife every Thursday night, 409 00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:33,064 you fuck. 410 00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:34,900 A lot of years. 411 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,569 A lot of blood spilled, too. 412 00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:39,404 Hell. We've had our share 413 00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:41,740 of disagreements, am I right? 414 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,176 Like, would you take Kate from the front or the back? 415 00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:46,611 Bottom line. 416 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:49,114 You the best goddamn friend I ever had. 417 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,449 That's why me and the boys, 418 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,685 we got something special for you. 419 00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:56,288 Stay there. Don't move. 420 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:57,689 Earl, Jethro, come on, let's go. 421 00:25:57,756 --> 00:25:59,624 Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere, 422 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,593 you wife fucking fuck up. 423 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,098 Okay. Think Cliffie, 424 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:10,569 those artists freaks did this Flagellation thing... 425 00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:14,873 Then they send me to my subconscious for something good? 426 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,541 I don't think so. 427 00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:18,276 Yeah. 428 00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:29,754 To the King. 429 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,130 Then again, I have been wrong. 430 00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:40,398 I've been wrong. 431 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,471 Get some, dude, you're the man. 432 00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:50,609 -I'm the man? -You're the man. 433 00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:52,277 You know what I am. 434 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,512 I'm the fucking man. Who's the king? 435 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:57,682 -Who's the king? 436 00:26:57,782 --> 00:27:00,819 -I am the fucking King! 437 00:27:02,587 --> 00:27:04,022 We'll be safe here. 438 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,024 It's comfortable. Secure. 439 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,461 I've reinforced the cotton sheets with the flannel sheets. 440 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,597 That's it? 441 00:27:12,664 --> 00:27:15,800 You've only secured enough for yourself. 442 00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:17,035 Family sized. 443 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,038 Can I get a beer? 444 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,806 You're an adult, but you're a kid 445 00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:23,208 who lives inside an adult. 446 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,543 So sure, why not, fuck it. Here. 447 00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:35,186 -Mm. Gross. -More for me. 448 00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:51,736 You're on the lookout for something? 449 00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:55,140 Aren't we all? 450 00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:56,307 Wow. 451 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,678 You even guard your subconscious. 452 00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:01,479 That's impressive. 453 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:06,384 Are they right? 454 00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:09,054 -Who? -The Sisterhood of Dada. 455 00:28:09,154 --> 00:28:10,755 I mean, is it important for me to know 456 00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:13,024 why there's a General Tony and Vic's subconscious? 457 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:15,193 Maybe it is. 458 00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:16,995 Maybe knowing will move us forward. 459 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,497 Okay. 460 00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:22,534 Why does Larry Sub stare out the window? 461 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,102 None of your goddamn business. 462 00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:26,438 Hmm. 463 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,607 Let's go into the Fort and uh, we'll wait this thing out, huh? 464 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:31,876 We've got snacks. 465 00:28:31,943 --> 00:28:33,945 Oh, why didn't you say so? 466 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,080 Lead the way, sir. 467 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:19,791 Fuck me. 468 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,227 Fuck you. 469 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:32,437 On that day, Rita knew she had vengeance in her heart... 470 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,074 Godamn right, I do. 471 00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:38,176 which was a shame because the last 30 years 472 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:41,346 had infused in her a new found confidence and joy 473 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:44,949 that had been so sorely lacking in all her years before, 474 00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:46,651 in her "other" life. 475 00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:49,087 Tough shit on a popsicle stick, Shipley. 476 00:29:49,154 --> 00:29:52,857 But, as she rockets through the space time continuum, 477 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:54,859 the inevitable forces of physics 478 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:58,630 and sheer story inertia bring the memories 479 00:29:58,696 --> 00:30:01,466 of that "other" life flooding back. 480 00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:05,003 And with them comes the shame and insecurity 481 00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:06,671 she'd left long behind 482 00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:10,175 to a life once lived and to be lived again. 483 00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:12,710 With these new old memories returning, 484 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:16,214 Rita had to wonder what would become of the old new memories. 485 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:18,349 If that makes any sense at all. 486 00:30:18,449 --> 00:30:21,452 And what of the one memory she absolutely, 487 00:30:21,519 --> 00:30:25,023 positively could not bear to lose? 488 00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:29,227 She was convinced, this memory was so embedded in her heart 489 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:31,863 there was no way it could ever be extracted. 490 00:30:31,963 --> 00:30:34,833 But could she ever truly be sure? 491 00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:36,668 Could she ever truly guarantee 492 00:30:36,734 --> 00:30:40,138 she and her beloved's bond would never be broken? 493 00:30:40,205 --> 00:30:42,340 Turns out, when you have a time machine 494 00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:43,908 of indeterminate function, 495 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,544 the answer is, in fact, yes. 496 00:30:46,644 --> 00:30:48,346 Rita would have her vengeance. 497 00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:52,250 She would pursue Madame Rouge to the ends of time. 498 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:55,753 But first, she would make a hard left to the Poconos 499 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,190 to ensure her lover's loop will never be broken. 500 00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:06,397 Rita would have it all! 501 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:10,935 So... do we just sit here 502 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:14,272 and wait for the Eternal Flagellation to end? 503 00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:20,378 I heard Larry- 504 00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:22,780 he wants to talk it out. 505 00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:29,020 I just thought it might help pass the time. 506 00:31:29,087 --> 00:31:33,024 Talk? Are we like-- Spill our shit talk? 507 00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:34,859 No, thank you. 508 00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:37,462 We relive our pain every day. 509 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,197 Why do we have to air it out? 510 00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:42,267 Maybe because we have a duty? 511 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:46,404 A duty to our conscious self so that they can live a better life? 512 00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:49,908 They're stuck because of us. 513 00:31:49,974 --> 00:31:51,242 Life is about duty. 514 00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:53,411 And it's about what and who you serve. 515 00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:56,781 And I know you understand that. You're a father, I know you do. 516 00:31:56,881 --> 00:31:58,616 You have a duty to your daughter, don't you? 517 00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:01,452 Okay, that's enough. 518 00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:03,621 Don't bring Clara into this. 519 00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:05,456 Why not? 520 00:32:05,556 --> 00:32:07,158 Our conscious selves never talk about this stuff. 521 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:09,294 Duty and daughters and Fathers-- 522 00:32:09,394 --> 00:32:11,996 Can we not talk about Fathers? 523 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,331 So we just don't talk at all? 524 00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:16,100 Exactly! 525 00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:17,769 No talking! Just... 526 00:32:19,070 --> 00:32:22,507 Finally! I deserve something good! 527 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,476 That's why God gave me this memory 528 00:32:25,576 --> 00:32:28,780 and a three-month supply of Parky meds. 529 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:31,582 I know it's your celebration so I'm guessin' you're the head guy here. 530 00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:33,518 Uh uh. 531 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,486 Give me all that sugar, Sugar. 532 00:32:35,586 --> 00:32:37,188 There's somethin' I gotta tell you... 533 00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:38,656 Oh, God. 534 00:32:38,756 --> 00:32:40,959 Whisper those sweet, naughty nothings, Darlin'. 535 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:43,928 That Camaro outside? 536 00:32:45,196 --> 00:32:47,432 There's a little girl alone in the backseat. 537 00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:54,973 Oh, fuck no. Uh-huh. 538 00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:58,443 No, no. Not my problem anymore. Goodbye! 539 00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:01,779 Thank you! It's been good takin' a trip down memory lane 540 00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:04,115 but I want no part of this bullshit! 541 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,154 That shit is from the weird lady in the gas mask. 542 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:15,159 Fuck it. Bye, assholes! 543 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:18,629 Larry? 544 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,133 Larry? 545 00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:25,737 Larry? Larry? 546 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,705 -Cliff? -Hey! 547 00:33:27,805 --> 00:33:29,474 -You okay? -What does it look like? 548 00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:31,376 -I'm in hell. -Tell me about it, 549 00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:33,745 it's those fucking Dada fucks, right? 550 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,847 And our Sub fucks are up top probably saying, 551 00:33:35,913 --> 00:33:38,249 "God knows what to whoever the fuck about us!" 552 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:39,917 Fuck this Freaky Friday shit! 553 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:42,353 Yeah. That's not even close to Freaky Friday. 554 00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,022 You want to get out of here or not? 555 00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:45,423 Yes. How? 556 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:48,393 Look at that spiral thingy. Follow me. 557 00:33:58,236 --> 00:34:01,105 I don't know about the rest of you 558 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:05,777 but I don't have a duty to anyone. 559 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,579 No one's ever honored their duty to me. 560 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:11,716 So you're saying that duty isn't a thing anymore? 561 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,086 Duty is all that I am. 562 00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:17,522 I'm saying, fuck fatherhood! 563 00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:19,624 Whoa! You're like, what? Seven? 564 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:21,926 Really? This is after you gave her the beer? 565 00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:26,130 Though... Maybe Kay is onto something. 566 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:31,102 I watched Little Vic honor his father more than himself 567 00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:35,706 and now that I'm up here, yeah, I got questions. 568 00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:37,208 No, you don't. 569 00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:41,045 'Cause A, Number one, we're going to avoid our shit, 570 00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:42,814 just like we always do 571 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,882 B, Number two, 572 00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:48,820 stop blaming your parents for your own fuck ups. 573 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,955 Says the parent who fucked up. 574 00:34:51,989 --> 00:34:53,458 What? 575 00:34:53,558 --> 00:34:55,560 Oh, sorry, 576 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:59,230 was I the parent who was fucking the crew chief 577 00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:00,498 down by the train tracks? 578 00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,266 So it was better to be fucking the Nanny? 579 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:04,168 I bet your conscious self is down there now 580 00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:06,838 finding a way to screw her on a ping pong table. 581 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,974 Hey! Don't you dare pretend to understand 582 00:35:10,074 --> 00:35:12,343 that you know what's going on inside me. 583 00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:14,812 Can you two grow the fuck up? 584 00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:17,515 You know what, I thought you is useless. 585 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:20,585 You, of all the people swimming around inside you, 586 00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:23,788 we get the one who can't do anything helpful, 587 00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:28,426 like, flit my fat fucking ass out of here. 588 00:35:28,493 --> 00:35:31,496 -I don't need them. -Newsflash: 589 00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:32,763 You do. 590 00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:34,832 We all do. We need to get the fuck out 591 00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:37,101 of this pillow fort fuckery! 592 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:45,543 So, that's it, you're just gonna party forever? 593 00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:50,348 No, because there is no forever for me, 594 00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:51,282 I'm dying. 595 00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:57,622 What? 596 00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:06,164 The first part of my life, I was a fuckin' red neck. 597 00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:08,966 Dirt poor, didn't have a pot to shit in. 598 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,471 But then I found race cars, 599 00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:16,407 and that was my ticket out of hell. 600 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:20,077 When you come from nothin' you don't know what to do 601 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,547 with the somethin' that you get. 602 00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:24,882 People started treatin' me differently. 603 00:36:24,982 --> 00:36:28,386 They started treatin' me like I'm, I was special. 604 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,989 And once you get a taste of special- 605 00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:34,058 hmm, there's no turning back. 606 00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:39,564 But I never really felt like I deserved it, 607 00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:44,268 so I plugged up the holes with drugs and women. 608 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:48,005 I was king of the race track 609 00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:52,276 but inside I was an empty fuck. But, but, I was a king. 610 00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:55,246 And this king decapitated his wife 611 00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:11,929 Well, joke's on me. 612 00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:21,772 Because... Parkinson's has me now. Um... 613 00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:25,376 I'm deteriorating. 614 00:37:25,443 --> 00:37:29,547 But Abracadabra, I'm going to do the most ordinary thing that you can do. 615 00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:32,717 I'm gonna die... 616 00:37:35,052 --> 00:37:36,988 slowly... 617 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,389 before your very eyes. 618 00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:43,594 So, fuck it. 619 00:37:47,331 --> 00:37:49,300 You wanna flagellate? l 620 00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:52,403 Let's flagellate. 621 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,306 Oh. 622 00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:11,355 Vic! 623 00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:15,526 Where is he? 624 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:17,295 -What the hell? -Over here. 625 00:38:18,996 --> 00:38:21,365 What the fuck! You're a toy? 626 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:22,533 We gotta get you out of here. 627 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,534 Wait! Wait! 628 00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:26,137 Give him this. 629 00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:30,374 He doesn't even know you're here. 630 00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:31,442 Just do it. 631 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,960 What did we just do? 632 00:38:50,027 --> 00:38:51,362 What are we becoming? 633 00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:54,565 Well, what if it's true and Kay doesn't need us? 634 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:55,700 Of course she needs us, 635 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:56,967 she created us. 636 00:38:57,034 --> 00:38:59,036 Things change. 637 00:38:59,136 --> 00:39:01,839 What did you think was going to happen when she went on that bike ride? 638 00:39:01,906 --> 00:39:03,641 I don't know, Dr Harrison, 639 00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:05,910 what did you think was going to happen when you stole the bike? 640 00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:13,851 Huh? 641 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,088 What the fuck? 642 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,023 Which one of you felt fucks is Jane? 643 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:20,758 You metal bitch, 644 00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:22,893 how about I shove that Underground Avenue sign up your ass? 645 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:24,862 That's Jane. 646 00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:26,364 Where are we? 647 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,866 In Kay's fucking fantasy workshop where she's an Adult 648 00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:30,935 and we're asshole Puppets. 649 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:32,770 Get me outta this Dada hellscape. 650 00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:36,340 Okay. Come here. 651 00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:42,113 You're like a baby! 652 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:43,280 Hey, baby! 653 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,882 Fuck you, bucket head. 654 00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:47,618 Oh! 655 00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:50,221 Oh, that's it! 656 00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:54,024 Jane goes off to leave us with a mess. Again. 657 00:39:54,091 --> 00:39:56,460 No, not again. 658 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,130 Never again. 659 00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:04,101 ♪ Hey, well, I'm a friendly stranger in a black sedan ♪ 660 00:40:04,201 --> 00:40:05,970 ♪ Won't you hop Inside my car? ♪ 661 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,304 ♪ I got pictures... ♪ 662 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:10,141 - What the fuck! - Stop. 663 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,710 Reflect. Move forward? 664 00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:14,912 This is more Dada shit! 665 00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:17,148 Fuck this fuckin' Art school project. 666 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:21,485 If the message is to move forward out of this rainbow vomit, I'm in! 667 00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:22,753 Oh, shit. 668 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:25,956 ♪ Got to have you child ♪ 669 00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:31,162 ♪ Great God in Heaven You know I love you ♪ 670 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:35,332 ♪ Whoa, you know I do ♪ 671 00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:45,976 Um... who wants a piece of stripper cake? 672 00:40:48,979 --> 00:40:50,080 Did you see Mom? 673 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:54,318 I did. 674 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,122 And I changed the script. 675 00:40:58,189 --> 00:40:59,824 Said the things I should have said. 676 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:04,428 Are you blaming me? 677 00:41:04,495 --> 00:41:06,697 Are you saying I should have said something else? 678 00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:09,600 No. You should have done something else. 679 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,336 You think I don't know that? 680 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:17,174 How do you think it feels to be the worst memory of someone's life? 681 00:41:17,274 --> 00:41:19,443 You're not the worst, okay? 682 00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:21,278 There are others far worse than you. 683 00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:22,813 Then why am I here? 684 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,349 You're the day I committed to lying to myself. 685 00:41:27,718 --> 00:41:29,453 -What? -I got news for you, 686 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,722 I'm from the day that you hid from love. 687 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,493 That's why you secretly like those bandages. 688 00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:37,728 They give you an excuse to keep people away. 689 00:41:40,531 --> 00:41:42,867 You're afraid you don't know how to love. 690 00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:46,237 You think you're not worthy of it. 691 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,211 Maybe you are the worst memory of my life. 692 00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:59,583 You know, on my wedding day, Mom invited me into her trauma 693 00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:02,386 and then I sucked the people into my trauma. 694 00:42:05,322 --> 00:42:07,691 You've got to learn how to let love in, guy. 695 00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:13,430 One step at a time. 696 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,166 -I have a duty to myself. -Yeah. 697 00:42:17,334 --> 00:42:18,335 You do. 698 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:25,676 I live that memory, every moment of it, every day. 699 00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:31,048 Make it worth what I'm going through. 700 00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:33,751 Can you do that? 701 00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:50,134 I can try. 702 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:01,712 Whoa! 703 00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:10,220 Okay, that was beautiful. 704 00:43:11,488 --> 00:43:12,790 Show's over, folks! 705 00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:15,392 Is it? 706 00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:20,130 -Oh, come fucking on. -I know, I know. 707 00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:21,999 You seriously want to spill our shit? 708 00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,801 No, I don't. 709 00:43:23,901 --> 00:43:27,605 But then I saw Larry holding hand with himself, 710 00:43:27,671 --> 00:43:29,406 and it was really fucking nice! 711 00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:31,075 -So, fuck it. 712 00:43:31,141 --> 00:43:34,244 Do you wanna know what I live through 713 00:43:34,311 --> 00:43:36,747 every fucking day? 714 00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:48,192 Every day from dusk until dawn, 715 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:50,027 I leave my daughter in the car 716 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:54,098 so that I could go do some blow and cozy up to a stripper. 717 00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:59,036 That's what I do, every fucking day. 718 00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:01,538 I say, "Fuck you" 719 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:05,943 to fatherhood because fatherhood doesn't make me feel special 720 00:44:09,279 --> 00:44:10,614 As a dad, 721 00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:15,052 I'm just part of the wallpaper. 722 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:19,323 Doin' blow. Fucking strippers. 723 00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:22,559 That shit makes me feel like a king. 724 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,728 Every day, when party's over, 725 00:44:24,828 --> 00:44:26,363 I come back to the car, 726 00:44:26,463 --> 00:44:29,733 I look my daughter in the eyes and I feel... 727 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:31,735 Nothing. 728 00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:35,406 No guilt. Remorse. Shame. 729 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,677 I got my rocks off 730 00:44:39,743 --> 00:44:42,212 and that has earned me another week 731 00:44:42,312 --> 00:44:45,049 of stomaching changing dirty diapers 732 00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:48,152 until the next race, 733 00:44:48,986 --> 00:44:53,724 Nanny, stripper. 734 00:44:53,824 --> 00:44:58,662 When I can go back to feeling like a fucking king again. 735 00:44:58,729 --> 00:45:01,832 You left your daughter in the car to go party? 736 00:45:01,899 --> 00:45:05,669 Look, I didn't sign up for this shit! 737 00:45:05,736 --> 00:45:07,938 That kid interrupted my life. 738 00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:11,608 Why did I have to stop living because I stuck my dick in a hole? 739 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,444 I want to feel special, too! 740 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:16,213 You know, at some point, the party's gotta stop. 741 00:45:17,681 --> 00:45:21,185 I may be stuck on a loop, but I'm not fucking blind. 742 00:45:22,019 --> 00:45:23,854 You're on the same track. 743 00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:27,091 You're tripping balls on Parkinson's meds, 744 00:45:27,191 --> 00:45:29,960 it's like it's 1984 all over again. 745 00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:32,730 You're selling their shit on Ebay. 746 00:45:32,796 --> 00:45:34,598 I'm fucking exhausted. 747 00:45:34,698 --> 00:45:38,569 But you have a second chance with Clara and Rory, 748 00:45:38,635 --> 00:45:41,572 but instead you're doing the same shit all over again, 749 00:45:41,638 --> 00:45:43,574 that's killing both of us. 750 00:45:46,076 --> 00:45:47,244 Is it worth it? 751 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:52,783 Answer me, is it worth it? 752 00:45:52,883 --> 00:45:54,151 -Fuck you! -Fuck you, too! 753 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,053 -Fuck you! -Fuck you! 754 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,621 And fuck all of ya'll! 755 00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:10,100 Dude. 756 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,010 This shit is crazy. 757 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:36,693 I'm fine. 758 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,695 I don't need no pop psychology. 759 00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:45,002 Okay then, we'll just stand here and protect everyone. 760 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,838 I have one question, sir? 761 00:46:47,938 --> 00:46:48,772 Who protects us? 762 00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:49,873 I don't need protection. 763 00:46:51,108 --> 00:46:52,376 No question about that, 764 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,844 you've always been a good soldier. 765 00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:57,147 Brave, disciplined. Warrior. 766 00:46:58,615 --> 00:47:00,818 You saw the memory I came from. 767 00:47:00,884 --> 00:47:02,119 Hmm? 768 00:47:02,186 --> 00:47:05,489 Yeah, I was a child. 769 00:47:05,556 --> 00:47:07,891 -You think anyone saw that? -That I was a child? 770 00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:10,227 No, I don't think anyone saw that 771 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:12,529 -or cared. -Well, I did. 772 00:47:12,629 --> 00:47:14,565 And on that day, I saw you go straight 773 00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:17,734 from being a 10-year old child to a soldier. 774 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,636 Trying to please everyone, 775 00:47:19,703 --> 00:47:23,307 always saying the right things, never making a mistake. 776 00:47:23,373 --> 00:47:24,575 You became perfect. 777 00:47:25,909 --> 00:47:29,313 But you lost something very important. 778 00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,154 My childhood. 779 00:47:37,221 --> 00:47:38,222 That's correct, sir. 780 00:47:40,557 --> 00:47:41,892 I'd never get that back. 781 00:47:41,992 --> 00:47:44,328 Yeah, but you can make your own choices now. 782 00:47:44,394 --> 00:47:47,364 And maybe instead of doing things that made you a good soldier, 783 00:47:47,431 --> 00:47:49,032 you could do some wrong things. 784 00:47:49,099 --> 00:47:51,535 You can make some strong choices, 785 00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:53,270 even if they're wrong. 786 00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:54,771 What do you think I was trying to do 787 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:57,040 before this Eternal Flagellation? 788 00:47:57,908 --> 00:47:58,775 I know. 789 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,445 I'm not here to criticize. 790 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:05,883 I am here to say, keep going. Hmm? 791 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:07,951 Have some fun. 792 00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:10,854 Find your happiness. 793 00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:14,224 Play. 794 00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:17,261 And then you take back what was taken from you. 795 00:48:20,797 --> 00:48:21,865 This is crazy. 796 00:48:25,469 --> 00:48:28,038 Why am I even listening to somebody I didn't even want? 797 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,909 I didn't want a soldier! 798 00:48:33,143 --> 00:48:34,411 I was a fucking kid. 799 00:48:47,624 --> 00:48:50,327 Harry said you didn't want us anymore. 800 00:48:50,427 --> 00:48:52,896 What did we say the lesson of the day was? 801 00:48:52,963 --> 00:48:54,564 Seriously? 802 00:48:54,631 --> 00:48:57,401 -You want to do a lesson of the day now? -Yes. 803 00:48:59,970 --> 00:49:00,971 Because it's you. 804 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:04,074 You just cause me more trauma. 805 00:49:04,141 --> 00:49:06,777 Everything you do just brings me more pain. 806 00:49:08,745 --> 00:49:12,015 And it's time for me to grow up and be on my own. 807 00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:15,786 No, you can't survive without me. 808 00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:17,688 I'd like to try. 809 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:20,490 No. No. 810 00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:24,528 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 811 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:27,497 no, no, no, no, no. No! 812 00:49:28,532 --> 00:49:30,100 I wish you would die. 813 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:46,610 Is it over? 814 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:52,349 I think so. The fog's lifting. 815 00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:54,551 Okay! 816 00:50:54,618 --> 00:50:55,952 I think we can all agree, 817 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:58,688 that what happens in the Eternal Flagellation, 818 00:50:58,755 --> 00:51:00,757 stays in the Eternal Flagella-- 819 00:51:02,359 --> 00:51:03,794 You want to talk about parenting 820 00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:05,228 or you want to talk about-- 821 00:51:05,295 --> 00:51:07,798 -Oh, God. Oh fuck, oh, fuck! -I don't know 822 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,966 what's going on with you, Dad, but... 823 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,471 this isn't working anymore. 824 00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:24,948 I know. 825 00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:33,290 Hello? 826 00:51:37,427 --> 00:51:43,900 Hello? 827 00:51:59,416 --> 00:52:03,653 I know things were said and I hear you. 828 00:52:07,924 --> 00:52:08,859 We're gonna work it out, 829 00:52:10,527 --> 00:52:11,528 all of us. 830 00:52:12,329 --> 00:52:13,497 They're all gone. 831 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:31,515 Oh. 832 00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:34,151 Ah! Thank God. 833 00:52:35,385 --> 00:52:36,319 Oh. 834 00:52:37,687 --> 00:52:38,822 I got you. 835 00:52:39,623 --> 00:52:40,690 Here you go. 836 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,337 Vic, 837 00:52:54,404 --> 00:52:55,505 you awake? 838 00:53:09,052 --> 00:53:09,986 I'm awake. 839 00:53:30,607 --> 00:53:31,708 I'm awake.