1 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:31,560 We are still following the black Lamborghini. 2 00:03:32,286 --> 00:03:37,526 You've been following him for two hours. Five more minutes and you are in Arizona. 3 00:03:37,834 --> 00:03:40,874 And we'll keep following him until we get it. 4 00:03:41,712 --> 00:03:44,472 We had Dillinger even faster. 5 00:04:08,072 --> 00:04:09,832 Bye, guys. 6 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:21,815 You're two hours late. - I'm sorry. 7 00:04:22,003 --> 00:04:23,523 Where were you? 8 00:04:25,256 --> 00:04:26,576 I'm sorry. 9 00:04:28,718 --> 00:04:31,398 It drives me crazy the fuel system. 10 00:04:31,596 --> 00:04:34,956 Sorry I'm late. My hamster had an anxiety attack. 11 00:04:35,182 --> 00:04:38,582 I couldn't leave until he came again was calm. He was acting so strange. 12 00:04:38,813 --> 00:04:42,733 He ate a piece of tail and Henrietta did nothing. 13 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:45,582 Then he ate his mill. 14 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,949 That's what vets are for. We have other concerns. 15 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:55,479 Being hamsters a great responsibility. 16 00:04:55,704 --> 00:04:57,744 Think of it this way, Victor. 17 00:04:58,624 --> 00:05:03,544 Think of your hamsters as small army, marching on a treadmill. 18 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:10,396 They run very fast, as fast as they can. The engine runs smoothly. 19 00:05:11,303 --> 00:05:14,823 J.J. how beautifully you say that. 20 00:05:17,977 --> 00:05:22,217 Wouldn't it be great if we... would win the Cannonball with them? 21 00:05:22,482 --> 00:05:26,922 That would be a great team. You, me, the hamsters and... Him. 22 00:05:42,126 --> 00:05:45,526 Don't start about Him. I don't want to talk about Him. 23 00:05:46,381 --> 00:05:49,101 If you help... - I don't want to talk about him! 24 00:05:56,431 --> 00:05:59,551 Sir James! - Oh, my God. You again? 25 00:05:59,769 --> 00:06:03,889 Fenderbaum, do me a favor. You attract flies. Go away. 26 00:06:04,149 --> 00:06:05,509 Wait a minute. 27 00:06:05,651 --> 00:06:10,091 I just want to know how you calculates the odds of the Cannonball. 28 00:06:10,363 --> 00:06:14,923 You have to be brilliant and work hard. You can't understand that. 29 00:06:15,202 --> 00:06:17,842 Do me a favor. A race is a race, right? 30 00:06:18,038 --> 00:06:19,558 The only thing you have to do 31 00:06:19,706 --> 00:06:22,946 is to drive, not to make problems and have a good disguise. 32 00:06:23,169 --> 00:06:26,209 5000 kilometers at a speed of 140 km/h. 33 00:06:26,421 --> 00:06:27,621 Do you know what that is? 34 00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:31,070 Do you want to talk or bet? 35 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:36,900 Anti-radar paint, turbocharging. No one can stop us now. 36 00:06:37,224 --> 00:06:38,904 Nobody! 37 00:06:53,699 --> 00:06:57,419 Are you crazy or something? Who do you think you are? 38 00:07:00,331 --> 00:07:02,531 I am Captain Chaos. 39 00:07:04,877 --> 00:07:08,837 And this is my faithful comrade, Cato. 40 00:07:09,090 --> 00:07:11,090 Say hello, Cato. 41 00:07:12,928 --> 00:07:16,128 Have you been with the police for a long time? 42 00:07:17,932 --> 00:07:20,492 Funny. Do you want to talk or bet? 43 00:07:20,685 --> 00:07:22,005 You have 50 to 1. 44 00:07:22,145 --> 00:07:29,105 And do you know what you have? You have a bet. 20 big boys. 45 00:07:29,486 --> 00:07:31,126 That's a million dollars. 46 00:07:31,821 --> 00:07:33,141 If you win. 47 00:07:33,282 --> 00:07:37,562 I don't know if you know my partner. Do you remember Jimmy the Greek? 48 00:07:39,538 --> 00:07:43,538 Jamie Blake. You drove that Formula 1. 49 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:45,792 When top hats were still fashionable. 50 00:07:45,961 --> 00:07:50,121 Let me tell you something Greek. We have a secret weapon. 51 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,662 God is our co-driver. 52 00:07:52,842 --> 00:07:54,802 You'll need it. 53 00:07:58,141 --> 00:08:00,101 God our co-driver? 54 00:08:01,142 --> 00:08:02,342 Do you remember our car? 55 00:08:03,562 --> 00:08:04,682 Two chairs? 56 00:08:06,647 --> 00:08:08,287 Where will he sit? 57 00:08:08,443 --> 00:08:09,523 Where ? 58 00:08:11,904 --> 00:08:15,824 Listen to me. We do will not participate in the Indianapolis 500. 59 00:08:16,075 --> 00:08:17,995 The car may not have any numbers. 60 00:08:18,161 --> 00:08:20,481 We have to camouflage the car. 61 00:08:20,663 --> 00:08:21,623 How ? 62 00:08:21,747 --> 00:08:24,747 A limousine with diplomat number plate? 63 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:30,540 I know, a blood car. They don't stop blood cars, do they? 64 00:08:32,009 --> 00:08:36,449 An ice cream cart! An ice cream cart, they are always in a hurry. 65 00:08:40,766 --> 00:08:44,246 Great. We're out of beer, victor. - Sorry. 66 00:08:45,689 --> 00:08:48,249 Calm down, you're acting strange ever since that Cannonball thing. 67 00:08:48,442 --> 00:08:51,562 I'll stop here for a moment to get some beer, okay� ? 68 00:08:54,698 --> 00:08:59,098 And an armored car? They don't like that, do they? 69 00:09:13,467 --> 00:09:16,787 You don't have to park, I'll be right back. 70 00:09:29,608 --> 00:09:33,568 We can buy a black Trans-Am. - No, that's been done before. 71 00:09:57,178 --> 00:10:00,138 Did you have a nice day, mother? 72 00:10:01,016 --> 00:10:03,576 A nightmare, really a nightmare. 73 00:10:03,768 --> 00:10:08,808 You're killing me, slowly but surely, with that crazy spy thing. 74 00:10:10,358 --> 00:10:13,998 You don't understand, mother. - What should I understand? 75 00:10:14,237 --> 00:10:18,237 I look at my son, Seymour Goldfarb Junior... 76 00:10:18,491 --> 00:10:21,131 son of Seymour Goldfarb, God rest his soul. 77 00:10:21,328 --> 00:10:24,168 Heir of The Goldfarb Girdle fortune. 78 00:10:24,372 --> 00:10:26,332 And what does he do? 79 00:10:26,499 --> 00:10:31,619 He acts like he is a movie star, just like Roger Moore. 80 00:10:31,921 --> 00:10:35,001 I'm asking you for this sent to the best schools? 81 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:38,137 I have $8,000 for this spent on your teeth? 82 00:10:38,345 --> 00:10:41,825 I'll give you all my money for this out to an analyst? 83 00:10:42,057 --> 00:10:44,937 And now this. 84 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:49,382 The maid found it under your pillow this morning. 85 00:10:49,606 --> 00:10:51,686 What does this mean? 86 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:54,659 It means a quick death, mother. 87 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,382 You shouldn't interfere with me. 88 00:10:57,573 --> 00:11:00,533 Put that thing away! It'll go off soon. 89 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,661 I'm terribly sorry, mother. But you know too much. 90 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:11,955 At my work there are even the most close family ties are worthless. 91 00:11:12,295 --> 00:11:13,295 Nonsense. 92 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,131 No ! - good luck, mom. 93 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,068 What did I do wrong? 94 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,107 You know, Mom? You're too Jewish. 95 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:33,514 We can also find a nice Chevrolet take with side projectiles. 96 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,458 Maybe you should go a little slower. 97 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,614 I can't hear you. 98 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:41,139 I said you make waves and harasses people. 99 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:45,808 What does that have to do with anything? with the Cannonball ? 100 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,176 J.J. you make very high waves! 101 00:12:03,474 --> 00:12:07,394 You're in luck. The boat is completely in pieces. 102 00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:10,424 Are you okay, victor? - Yes, J.J. 103 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,259 It only hurts when I point. 104 00:12:13,985 --> 00:12:15,825 Maybe it would have been better 105 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,345 if you don't go to those girls had watched. 106 00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:22,835 Nobody is perfect. - That's true, no one is perfect. 107 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,156 Except Him. 108 00:12:27,874 --> 00:12:30,674 How far is it to the hospital? - About 16 km. 109 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:33,116 How long will it take before we get there? 110 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:34,921 5 minutes. 111 00:12:35,048 --> 00:12:38,008 You shoot in this thing through the traffic. 112 00:13:00,782 --> 00:13:04,022 Thank you, thank you. tonight we are talking about car racing 113 00:13:04,244 --> 00:13:08,044 and our guest is Jackie Chan. 114 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:11,610 Here's Johnny! 115 00:13:18,509 --> 00:13:19,989 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 116 00:13:20,844 --> 00:13:22,804 I would like to introduce you... 117 00:13:24,222 --> 00:13:28,862 the great racing driver, Jackie Chan... 118 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,400 the actress from the film, Godzilla 119 00:13:36,611 --> 00:13:40,811 and that gentleman is computer expert, Michael Hui. 120 00:13:42,324 --> 00:13:44,124 With a road map of America! 121 00:13:46,954 --> 00:13:48,714 The car is computer designed 122 00:13:48,873 --> 00:13:51,033 and has a road map of America. 123 00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:53,127 This is the... 124 00:13:57,923 --> 00:13:59,643 The computer... 125 00:13:59,801 --> 00:14:01,481 What's happening? 126 00:14:02,887 --> 00:14:04,367 Mr Chan... 127 00:14:04,514 --> 00:14:05,674 "Don't Feel" 128 00:14:05,806 --> 00:14:07,926 Press that button. 129 00:14:12,813 --> 00:14:14,893 Don't let her touch that! 130 00:14:16,192 --> 00:14:18,632 Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. 131 00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:21,420 That's my car, stay away! 132 00:14:21,615 --> 00:14:23,295 Please, Mr. Chan... 133 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,848 Don't let her... 134 00:14:30,415 --> 00:14:33,415 Do you have a cigarette? 135 00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:37,146 Camel. - No Camel, idiot. Winston! 136 00:14:51,143 --> 00:14:54,903 The sheik thinks so he is a racing driver. 137 00:14:55,149 --> 00:14:57,949 He already has three camels were killed. 138 00:14:58,152 --> 00:15:02,712 I would give him my goats not yet entrusted. 139 00:15:09,913 --> 00:15:13,433 from tomorrow you and George ride with me. 140 00:15:22,634 --> 00:15:24,514 How's it going, my brother? 141 00:15:24,679 --> 00:15:26,839 Allah be praised, dear sister. 142 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:31,853 Only lightning bolts are just as fast as me! 143 00:15:36,565 --> 00:15:40,925 You're still going to participate in the race with the pagan Americans? 144 00:15:41,195 --> 00:15:45,435 The Cannonball will bend for the power of Islam! 145 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:49,180 My dear sister, I promise! 146 00:15:49,412 --> 00:15:51,372 I want something to drink! 147 00:15:51,539 --> 00:15:52,699 The car is ready? 148 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,240 don't forget to cancel the meeting. 149 00:15:56,419 --> 00:15:59,499 I'm going to Spain for a week. To the castle. 150 00:16:00,674 --> 00:16:04,794 Arthur, I want you to be a friend tracks me down. Mr. Shakey Finch. 151 00:16:05,053 --> 00:16:08,573 He's the best long-distance motorcyclist in the country. 152 00:16:08,806 --> 00:16:10,926 Understood? - Yes, Mr. Compton. 153 00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:16,303 Mr. Compton, the management want me to say it again: 154 00:16:16,565 --> 00:16:17,765 don't do it. 155 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:19,340 Not possible, Arthur. 156 00:16:19,484 --> 00:16:23,964 The management will give me this only objection for my ego to allow. 157 00:16:29,579 --> 00:16:35,619 I must be free! I have to be myself! 158 00:16:48,848 --> 00:16:50,688 Isn't he fantastic? 159 00:16:50,850 --> 00:16:56,130 That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen since the Grand Canyon stunt. 160 00:17:01,695 --> 00:17:06,415 He's still right behind us. He doesn't look happy either. 161 00:17:06,698 --> 00:17:10,698 Don't worry. I hit it here at the motel. 162 00:17:10,953 --> 00:17:16,753 Now I remember. There is one there place. There's a place back there. 163 00:17:17,085 --> 00:17:21,045 A perfect place to hide. - Okay�, that's great. 164 00:17:21,298 --> 00:17:23,818 To... to... - Left. 165 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:32,501 I don't see shit, do you? - No problem, boy. 166 00:17:48,407 --> 00:17:54,527 This is... this is... this is... perfect. 167 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:57,993 This is better... then hide behind it. 168 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:03,011 The only problem is that we have it now need to be readjusted. 169 00:18:03,298 --> 00:18:05,978 Come on, let's go first drink a beer. 170 00:18:06,176 --> 00:18:09,296 Yes, first a beer. 171 00:18:11,015 --> 00:18:13,455 I would like to thank Mona Corson 172 00:18:13,643 --> 00:18:17,963 for the great lunch of hemp bread and sawdust soup. 173 00:18:18,813 --> 00:18:22,373 And now the moment what you have all been waiting for. 174 00:18:22,609 --> 00:18:28,049 A fantastic... fantastic turnout. - Yes, great. 175 00:18:28,365 --> 00:18:29,845 He led the campaign 176 00:18:29,992 --> 00:18:35,152 against the use of electric toothbrushes during peak times. 177 00:18:35,455 --> 00:18:39,735 You are definitely here to listen to my lecture? 178 00:18:40,002 --> 00:18:43,762 No, not really. I like trees. 179 00:18:44,006 --> 00:18:46,886 trees. 180 00:18:48,386 --> 00:18:50,426 'friends of Nature' love trees 181 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:54,836 so I go to the meetings. - That's very interesting. 182 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,661 I love people who love trees. 183 00:18:57,854 --> 00:19:01,134 They just happen to be a great passion of mine. 184 00:19:01,358 --> 00:19:04,918 Do you know what I like best? - No, what? 185 00:19:05,153 --> 00:19:09,153 Underneath in the moonlight with the wind in your hair 186 00:19:09,408 --> 00:19:11,368 lying down fucking. 187 00:19:12,369 --> 00:19:14,329 Mr. Arthur J. Foyt. 188 00:19:16,748 --> 00:19:18,108 Mr. Foyt. 189 00:19:24,756 --> 00:19:28,476 Give it some gas. - The only thing 190 00:19:28,719 --> 00:19:34,799 did the swimming pool, is to make it beautiful. 191 00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:40,502 He can't walk for a meter and is wet. - I know. Give it some more gas. 192 00:19:41,649 --> 00:19:44,769 Stop! I know what's wrong. 193 00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:48,785 You shouldn't think that, huh... 194 00:19:49,031 --> 00:19:52,951 we in Washington the Mother's March 195 00:19:53,202 --> 00:19:57,122 against the sale of colored toilet paper 196 00:19:57,373 --> 00:20:02,813 for damage to the rectum to diminish, not to appreciate. 197 00:20:05,131 --> 00:20:06,371 But today... 198 00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:13,887 I want to talk about an old and familiar enemy... 199 00:20:15,349 --> 00:20:16,669 the automobile. 200 00:20:17,435 --> 00:20:19,595 Again. Let's hear it. 201 00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:27,730 It reminds me of one 202 00:20:27,904 --> 00:20:30,464 poem I wrote. 203 00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:33,681 'The Automobile, the Automobile.' 204 00:20:48,968 --> 00:20:52,928 Are you okay? - Now they chose the wrong one! 205 00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:55,260 They will pay for this. 206 00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:59,033 Because in tough times the strong dominate. 207 00:21:02,064 --> 00:21:03,824 Now it runs well. 208 00:21:04,818 --> 00:21:06,698 We have to paint it anyway. 209 00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:10,420 So let's go replace the old parts. 210 00:21:14,868 --> 00:21:18,628 There's a motel there. It's full of Cannonballers. 211 00:21:18,872 --> 00:21:24,512 I can't stand all this traffic. Hold on tight, this is getting dangerous. 212 00:21:27,632 --> 00:21:28,672 Not so fast! 213 00:21:37,141 --> 00:21:38,901 Are you the owner? 214 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:41,940 Where are the whores? - What ? 215 00:21:42,146 --> 00:21:43,706 Where are the whores? 216 00:21:47,735 --> 00:21:49,815 Hello, Mad Dog. - Hi. 217 00:21:49,989 --> 00:21:54,309 The parking lot is outside. - The brakes don't work. 218 00:21:54,576 --> 00:21:59,416 Who do you think you are? - Let one thing be clear... 219 00:21:59,707 --> 00:22:02,507 If they can't take a joke... 220 00:22:06,213 --> 00:22:08,413 A terrible accident has happened. 221 00:22:08,591 --> 00:22:11,351 We are not on duty. - He looks bad. 222 00:22:11,551 --> 00:22:14,271 Maybe he's dead. - Call the coroner. 223 00:22:15,056 --> 00:22:16,416 He looks bad. 224 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:23,600 He's unconscious. - Can't you do anything? It's your job. 225 00:22:24,648 --> 00:22:25,768 We have time off. 226 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:29,940 do something, otherwise he might die. 227 00:22:38,704 --> 00:22:43,144 This must be very precise. It can get into the nose. 228 00:22:55,179 --> 00:23:00,939 We don't need money. Give him an enema and call me tomorrow. 229 00:23:02,855 --> 00:23:04,855 Hi, how are you? - Perfect. 230 00:23:05,023 --> 00:23:07,663 We would like two rooms. 231 00:23:07,859 --> 00:23:12,299 I'm in the bar. Always drink something after the operation. 232 00:23:19,871 --> 00:23:21,871 Why is his car in the lobby? 233 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:26,920 Only in America. I want 12 rooms. Or actually an entire floor. 234 00:23:29,130 --> 00:23:30,610 Too much couscous. 235 00:23:32,008 --> 00:23:36,888 I want to find those Hell's Angels who drove that car. 236 00:23:38,223 --> 00:23:44,103 But it's better not, because I get very wild when i'm angry. 237 00:23:45,481 --> 00:23:47,121 I like game. 238 00:23:51,110 --> 00:23:55,990 Funny that... My God they are. The Hell's Angels. 239 00:23:56,283 --> 00:24:00,003 Maybe they're terrorists. - I don't know. 240 00:24:01,789 --> 00:24:04,749 It's full here... 241 00:24:04,957 --> 00:24:06,757 with gangsters. 242 00:24:07,545 --> 00:24:10,865 Have you seen anything strange? - No. 243 00:24:11,757 --> 00:24:13,357 I'm going to find out. 244 00:24:24,313 --> 00:24:27,313 Why is it so difficult? to find a doctor? 245 00:24:27,523 --> 00:24:31,603 It's hard to be a doctor to find one that just goes away. 246 00:24:31,861 --> 00:24:33,781 Doctor Gay doesn't want to leave his house. 247 00:24:33,946 --> 00:24:37,906 When we ride in an ambulance, we need a doctor. 248 00:24:39,326 --> 00:24:42,046 Who is Dr. Gay ? - He's my goog. 249 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:46,287 He was admitted yesterday because he smoked bananas. 250 00:24:47,084 --> 00:24:50,204 He gets very upset when he talks to Him. 251 00:24:50,421 --> 00:24:51,781 Me, too. 252 00:24:54,425 --> 00:24:56,585 I don't want fruit in my drink. 253 00:25:00,224 --> 00:25:01,504 Congratulations. 254 00:25:02,308 --> 00:25:05,028 To all of you. good luck ! 255 00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:10,545 Idiots. They don't stand a chance. 256 00:25:10,776 --> 00:25:17,016 You know what? I'll call the Greek and bet another $10,000. 257 00:25:19,910 --> 00:25:25,150 What do you think of those two? They would our patients can be. 258 00:25:27,376 --> 00:25:30,336 I would be very happy with such patients. 259 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:33,263 They're very...nice. 260 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:39,040 Shall we go talk to them? I do the talking. 261 00:25:40,347 --> 00:25:42,347 Just think about the doctor. 262 00:25:53,026 --> 00:25:54,506 Good evening. 263 00:25:54,654 --> 00:26:00,094 My name is J.J. McClure and this is my assistant, Victor Prinzim. 264 00:26:00,409 --> 00:26:02,529 What do you mean, terrorists? 265 00:26:02,704 --> 00:26:07,024 compared to these people are terrorist nuns. 266 00:26:07,291 --> 00:26:11,731 These are Cannonballers. 267 00:26:13,547 --> 00:26:15,227 Is that a bowling team? 268 00:26:15,383 --> 00:26:17,783 We are the favorites for the race 269 00:26:17,968 --> 00:26:22,408 and I was wondering if you guys met Would you like to ride with the winners? 270 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:24,362 That would be very nice. 271 00:26:26,145 --> 00:26:28,225 But we are also Cannonballers. 272 00:26:28,397 --> 00:26:30,437 They are Cannonballers? 273 00:26:30,608 --> 00:26:32,408 As for the winners... 274 00:26:32,569 --> 00:26:36,049 We'll see about that. You don't know our attributes. 275 00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:43,395 Attributes. 276 00:27:14,652 --> 00:27:18,012 Don't tell me your name. Let me guess. 277 00:27:33,714 --> 00:27:37,434 Then I'll just call you Beauty. - That's nice. 278 00:27:38,927 --> 00:27:40,447 Sit down. 279 00:27:44,975 --> 00:27:48,015 Are you a volleyball player? - Cannonballer. 280 00:27:48,228 --> 00:27:50,388 No. - Why are you dressed up? 281 00:27:51,690 --> 00:27:56,930 For humanitarian reasons. I am a wealthy philanthropist. 282 00:27:57,237 --> 00:27:59,557 My colleague and I driving around in an ambulance, 283 00:27:59,739 --> 00:28:02,259 looking for accidents to help people. 284 00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:09,140 We are not on earth to hurt people to do, but to help people. 285 00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:12,298 That's beautiful. - Thank you. 286 00:28:12,503 --> 00:28:15,943 You must be very sensitive. - I'm doing my best. 287 00:28:16,172 --> 00:28:18,652 You must love poetry. 288 00:28:18,842 --> 00:28:20,442 A lot. 289 00:28:21,136 --> 00:28:25,296 I like trees. Do you know Joyce Kilmer? 290 00:28:26,058 --> 00:28:29,578 She wrote a poem about a tree. - Him. 291 00:28:32,564 --> 00:28:34,764 Is he a she? - She's a he. 292 00:28:36,610 --> 00:28:40,290 He wrote a poem about a tree. 293 00:28:41,574 --> 00:28:44,134 You know what I like best? 294 00:28:44,327 --> 00:28:49,127 Lying under it at night with the leaves that... 295 00:28:51,752 --> 00:28:52,832 I'm sorry. 296 00:28:56,172 --> 00:29:00,932 What did you say about trees? - What I like most about trees 297 00:29:01,220 --> 00:29:06,980 is that on a beautiful evening, you are there can lie underneath with the leaves... 298 00:29:09,143 --> 00:29:11,863 You'll never believe what's going on happened to Him. 299 00:29:12,064 --> 00:29:14,624 He had a fantastic time... 300 00:29:19,655 --> 00:29:22,055 Do you want to hear about the doctor? 301 00:29:22,241 --> 00:29:24,881 Oh, the doctor. - It's very important. 302 00:29:25,078 --> 00:29:26,878 We need a doctor. 303 00:29:27,036 --> 00:29:28,636 I'll leave you for a moment. 304 00:29:28,789 --> 00:29:32,509 You need to hear this. - It can wait! 305 00:29:32,751 --> 00:29:35,951 It's very important. - I want to talk to her. 306 00:29:39,633 --> 00:29:41,633 Do you want to hear it now? - No ! 307 00:29:41,802 --> 00:29:43,362 It can wait. 308 00:29:46,516 --> 00:29:48,756 Brad, old boy! How are you? 309 00:29:50,477 --> 00:29:54,037 My God, Shakey! 310 00:29:56,401 --> 00:29:58,601 Hard to get near you. 311 00:29:58,778 --> 00:30:00,698 You were a little slimmer last time. 312 00:30:00,863 --> 00:30:05,823 If you have a pizzeria, Do you ever want to eat too many? 313 00:30:06,619 --> 00:30:09,019 That's not good for the Cannonball. 314 00:30:09,289 --> 00:30:12,449 You don't need an engine, just a luxury train. 315 00:30:13,168 --> 00:30:15,648 Even with extra weight I am the best. 316 00:30:16,879 --> 00:30:21,159 You know what? Do you want to make the accelerator? 317 00:30:21,426 --> 00:30:27,026 Boss, this is the best move of the security unit. 318 00:30:27,932 --> 00:30:30,652 We bring the Cannonball to the light. 319 00:30:30,852 --> 00:30:35,772 Then we ask Congress enough money to crack down on them. 320 00:30:36,065 --> 00:30:40,225 This is bigger than our previous one two things together. 321 00:30:43,822 --> 00:30:46,822 What is ? - Look at those girls. 322 00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:51,510 Look at those girls. 323 00:30:52,374 --> 00:30:57,614 If we were Methodists, we would get a good turn. 324 00:30:59,423 --> 00:31:02,063 I have to go there, I don't want to miss anything. 325 00:31:06,053 --> 00:31:08,653 As good as new. Just try. 326 00:31:12,811 --> 00:31:14,171 We'll see. 327 00:31:15,857 --> 00:31:18,297 It's not the gas pedal but the link. 328 00:31:21,154 --> 00:31:24,674 Look after ! Watch out! 329 00:31:26,450 --> 00:31:29,010 I'm coming! 330 00:31:36,044 --> 00:31:40,964 What the hell was that? - That is certainly the Security Council. 331 00:32:14,249 --> 00:32:19,289 Good afternoon. I'm participating your trip to California. 332 00:32:19,588 --> 00:32:22,028 Would you like to sign here? 333 00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:28,637 Stop and smile for a moment. 334 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:34,648 I understand that this is new a celebrity enters the race, 335 00:32:34,936 --> 00:32:39,176 but please keep the media as remotely as possible. 336 00:32:39,441 --> 00:32:41,401 For God's sake, hurry up. 337 00:33:13,391 --> 00:33:16,631 A man cannot do it alone live on bread. 338 00:33:17,313 --> 00:33:19,873 I hope we have enough ice. 339 00:33:21,692 --> 00:33:23,132 More than enough. 340 00:33:23,279 --> 00:33:26,159 And food? Do we have enough food? 341 00:33:27,532 --> 00:33:30,412 More than enough. - Give me the rest. 342 00:33:41,588 --> 00:33:46,508 Excuse me. father, we have a race and we're late. 343 00:33:52,058 --> 00:33:53,858 Don't go, it'll happen tonight. 344 00:33:56,145 --> 00:33:58,425 I would like to welcome you all 345 00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:03,324 at what sometimes called an automobile invasion. 346 00:34:03,610 --> 00:34:09,330 You are the largest group highway bums and degenerates 347 00:34:09,657 --> 00:34:13,057 that once gathered in one place. It's going to be a lot of fun. 348 00:34:13,287 --> 00:34:15,607 Some skeptics say 349 00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:21,390 that 10,000 highway agents us probably waiting for you after the start. 350 00:34:21,711 --> 00:34:26,231 Let's be positive and us remember that there is not a state 351 00:34:26,508 --> 00:34:28,748 where you get the death penalty for speeding. 352 00:34:28,928 --> 00:34:31,808 Maybe only in Ohio. 353 00:34:32,014 --> 00:34:34,654 Everyone gets such a card. 354 00:34:34,851 --> 00:34:38,291 When you leave, clock in here. 355 00:34:38,521 --> 00:34:40,521 5,000 kilometers from here 356 00:34:40,691 --> 00:34:45,411 there is also a clock like that and the difference between the two times 357 00:34:45,694 --> 00:34:51,614 is your time. The record stands 32 hours and 51 minutes. 358 00:34:51,952 --> 00:34:56,952 And they are over the speed limit from 85 kilometers per hour. 359 00:34:59,417 --> 00:35:02,217 Let's get started with the first car. 360 00:35:25,819 --> 00:35:27,739 Where's the doctor? - I have everything else. 361 00:35:27,905 --> 00:35:29,385 Where's the doctor? - I have... 362 00:35:29,532 --> 00:35:32,972 Are you listening? Where's the doctor? 363 00:35:33,202 --> 00:35:37,842 All you had to do was looking for a doctor. 364 00:35:38,123 --> 00:35:40,523 He got sick. 365 00:35:40,709 --> 00:35:42,869 You go find a doctor. 366 00:35:43,044 --> 00:35:47,204 Give me Dr. Livingston or dr. Frankenstein. 367 00:35:47,467 --> 00:35:49,867 Go where doctors are. - Where ? 368 00:35:50,053 --> 00:35:52,253 Pubs, golf courses... 369 00:35:53,306 --> 00:35:55,066 Hospital. - Try it. 370 00:35:55,224 --> 00:35:58,144 My plane will take you to California. 371 00:35:58,353 --> 00:36:00,713 It's time to start. 372 00:36:04,484 --> 00:36:07,324 I'll see you in California. I love you. 373 00:36:13,618 --> 00:36:17,378 To our victory. 374 00:36:17,622 --> 00:36:22,462 The more I look at these idiots, the more I... 375 00:36:25,548 --> 00:36:30,348 While you were drinking... That car belongs to J.J. McClure. 376 00:36:31,804 --> 00:36:33,204 He's nothing. 377 00:36:33,345 --> 00:36:37,425 Don't worry about him, but because of the fat one next to him. 378 00:36:37,684 --> 00:36:42,124 When he puts on that mask, he becomes terribly strong. 379 00:36:46,318 --> 00:36:48,478 Rotten computer! 380 00:36:48,654 --> 00:36:51,134 The hardware is very good. 381 00:36:51,322 --> 00:36:54,002 Don't worry, calm down. 382 00:36:54,827 --> 00:36:56,387 That was weird. 383 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:05,830 The license plate is from Nevada. The number is: 384 00:37:06,087 --> 00:37:10,767 Whiskey, Zebra, Alpha, nine, five, zero. 385 00:37:11,051 --> 00:37:13,011 Do you have that? - What ? 386 00:37:14,097 --> 00:37:18,097 Just write: WZA. Just let me do it. 387 00:37:18,350 --> 00:37:22,350 WZA950. 388 00:37:22,606 --> 00:37:26,566 Whiskey, Zebra, Alpha, nine, five, zero. 389 00:37:31,906 --> 00:37:35,386 So we take highway 80 through Pennsylvania. 390 00:37:36,870 --> 00:37:39,670 That looks good. 391 00:37:39,872 --> 00:37:44,432 Also well disguised so that it doesn't looks like a racing car. 392 00:37:44,711 --> 00:37:46,991 The police won't care about it. 393 00:37:47,171 --> 00:37:50,531 That's not possible at 350 km/h. 394 00:37:50,758 --> 00:37:55,278 I have a home in Palos Verdes in California. 395 00:37:55,722 --> 00:38:00,242 Are you still starting or are you waiting? until the paint has dried? 396 00:38:04,355 --> 00:38:07,315 When is the first stop? - In eight hours. 397 00:38:07,525 --> 00:38:10,405 damn, I have to go to the toilet. 398 00:38:23,666 --> 00:38:27,026 You take the short route anyway to the highway? 399 00:38:27,254 --> 00:38:29,254 We're here to win, right? 400 00:38:29,423 --> 00:38:33,183 If you want to be a bear, then make sure you are a Grizzly! 401 00:38:39,892 --> 00:38:46,132 My God, did you see that? - They drove right through those trees. 402 00:38:46,482 --> 00:38:48,442 I like trees. Did I... 403 00:38:48,609 --> 00:38:54,889 We're going to stop this race right now. Buckle up, we're going to take action. 404 00:38:57,909 --> 00:38:59,789 do you mind? 405 00:39:01,748 --> 00:39:06,188 It's easier with the lights on. - Why should I advertise? 406 00:39:06,961 --> 00:39:12,681 Wait a minute, father. That has not been allowed for 2000 years. 407 00:39:13,009 --> 00:39:18,769 I come from the liberal side of the church, so it is allowed. 408 00:39:19,098 --> 00:39:20,418 Go away, father. 409 00:39:25,563 --> 00:39:28,523 Then why not one of you? 410 00:39:30,192 --> 00:39:33,192 Who says the police newlywed couples does not persist? 411 00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:37,205 Why am I the bride? - Shut up and start. 412 00:39:38,328 --> 00:39:41,768 Drive slowly until I have my wig on. - All right, honey. 413 00:39:45,334 --> 00:39:48,494 Good, friend, are you ready for California? 414 00:39:49,504 --> 00:39:53,384 next time we'll be Methodists! - All right, buddy. 415 00:39:56,929 --> 00:39:59,529 Who's driving? - You drive. 416 00:39:59,723 --> 00:40:02,363 I can't drive. - Then I'll drive. 417 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,960 I think so too. Now put me down. 418 00:40:07,815 --> 00:40:10,055 Hold this and I'll go into the car. 419 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,880 Someone's hat. 420 00:40:27,751 --> 00:40:29,711 Hold my drink for a moment. 421 00:40:41,808 --> 00:40:43,048 Rows! 422 00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:51,775 Thank you, good sisters. 423 00:40:52,986 --> 00:40:56,266 May the Lord take good care of you, but not yet. 424 00:40:56,489 --> 00:40:58,209 You are all blessed. 425 00:40:58,367 --> 00:41:02,647 Those guys have more fuel than their Ferrari. 426 00:41:15,842 --> 00:41:18,402 Wait, I have the doctor. - Good. 427 00:41:19,388 --> 00:41:21,268 He's in the ambulance. 428 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:27,560 don't expect too much, because I had little time. 429 00:41:32,067 --> 00:41:33,427 My God. 430 00:41:33,569 --> 00:41:37,769 I feel honored. I'm Doctor Nickol... 431 00:41:38,031 --> 00:41:40,911 Nickolas van Helsing. Professor in Proctology 432 00:41:41,119 --> 00:41:42,799 and related conditions. 433 00:41:42,954 --> 00:41:46,034 I graduated in India 434 00:41:46,249 --> 00:41:50,489 And I attended night school at the University of Tennessee. 435 00:41:50,752 --> 00:41:55,352 Maybe you're too good for that this work. Do you have your things with you? 436 00:41:55,634 --> 00:41:57,914 I'm not going anywhere without my things. 437 00:41:58,094 --> 00:42:02,894 But in my work I rarely have need more than this. 438 00:42:05,309 --> 00:42:07,789 Or this. 439 00:42:12,817 --> 00:42:14,537 We're still talking about this. 440 00:42:14,695 --> 00:42:19,735 Well, before we get started this journey that will lead us 441 00:42:20,033 --> 00:42:23,033 through this great country, from sea to sea... 442 00:42:23,912 --> 00:42:26,352 I want to talk about my compensation. 443 00:42:26,540 --> 00:42:30,620 I have decided that my services Require $2000. 444 00:42:34,465 --> 00:42:37,865 I was thinking more like $200. 445 00:42:38,886 --> 00:42:43,646 Luckily, I can here be flexible about it. 446 00:42:44,849 --> 00:42:48,209 I see in my schedule that I have time for this trip. 447 00:42:48,437 --> 00:42:51,437 As for the money: agreed. 448 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,160 Let's go. 449 00:42:58,863 --> 00:43:03,223 Here we go. 5000 carefree, wild miles to California. 450 00:43:03,494 --> 00:43:07,894 California, we're coming. Back from being away. 451 00:43:08,165 --> 00:43:11,405 Thanks to you we have no woman in the back. 452 00:43:11,626 --> 00:43:13,586 Thanks to your cousin Tessie. 453 00:43:13,754 --> 00:43:17,514 It's not my fault they does not fit on the stretcher. 454 00:43:17,758 --> 00:43:19,438 She doesn't fit in the ambulance. 455 00:43:19,593 --> 00:43:21,793 I arranged the doctor, right? 456 00:43:23,263 --> 00:43:27,743 Don't tell me where you got it. I don't want to know. 457 00:43:28,019 --> 00:43:32,299 I was amazed that all the animals... - I don't want to know! 458 00:43:33,941 --> 00:43:37,061 Will I be the patient? - That's a good idea. 459 00:43:37,279 --> 00:43:40,159 Everyone believes that. Would you believe it? 460 00:43:40,364 --> 00:43:42,324 Do you want me to examine him? 461 00:43:44,202 --> 00:43:46,482 He gets angry when you says bad things 462 00:43:46,663 --> 00:43:48,423 and you know it. 463 00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:51,853 Because of you we don't have one female patient 464 00:43:52,043 --> 00:43:54,483 and we should find a wife. 465 00:43:56,798 --> 00:43:58,318 Rotten Cannonballers. 466 00:44:01,845 --> 00:44:06,965 Hi, I'm so glad you're here. can you help me with sir... 467 00:44:07,934 --> 00:44:10,774 Foyt. - Sure, that's what I'm for. 468 00:44:10,979 --> 00:44:14,339 Mr. Foyt, go around the back through the emergency entrance. 469 00:44:15,150 --> 00:44:17,710 You come here. 470 00:44:17,904 --> 00:44:19,264 Get out! 471 00:44:22,950 --> 00:44:27,670 I think it's fantastic how you help people. 472 00:44:27,956 --> 00:44:31,916 next year we want the Nobel Prize. That's where the big money is. 473 00:44:35,504 --> 00:44:40,304 Where is Mr...Mr... - Foyt. 474 00:44:40,593 --> 00:44:44,473 We have you. That's half but no one is perfect. 475 00:44:44,723 --> 00:44:46,883 I think you should get it. 476 00:44:49,269 --> 00:44:52,109 We want that, but we're in quite a hurry. 477 00:44:52,312 --> 00:44:57,032 We're on our way to California, because there are many sick people there. 478 00:44:57,318 --> 00:45:01,078 They need our help. We'll pick him up on the way back. 479 00:45:03,783 --> 00:45:06,023 victor, can you help me? 480 00:45:06,202 --> 00:45:10,362 No, I can't do anything. But... 481 00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:11,704 He does. 482 00:45:11,832 --> 00:45:13,352 Who does? 483 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:14,660 It. 484 00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:26,495 Excuse me. 485 00:45:30,727 --> 00:45:31,727 Doctor. 486 00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:39,146 My God, the perfect copy. 487 00:45:40,030 --> 00:45:43,190 Should I start right away? with the research? 488 00:45:43,406 --> 00:45:49,006 What a nice job. Come here. - No, thanks. Not right now. 489 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:56,390 This infrared light is crazy. 490 00:45:56,630 --> 00:46:01,910 Thirty years in the making. The dark monk never sees us that way. 491 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:09,897 We can see everything with this. 492 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,180 "WAY VRlJ" 493 00:46:12,353 --> 00:46:17,113 We're going to win. - Of course we win! 494 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,000 This hardware is very good. 495 00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:34,015 I'm very sorry 496 00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:37,807 about that mistake, officer. I never drive too fast. 497 00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:42,206 We all make mistakes, but 250 km/h is not a mistake. 498 00:46:51,936 --> 00:46:55,136 What's going on? Everyone drives like an idiot. 499 00:46:55,355 --> 00:46:56,635 No idea, officer. 500 00:46:56,774 --> 00:46:59,494 Let me see your driver's license. 501 00:47:11,663 --> 00:47:13,263 What does it matter? 502 00:47:13,416 --> 00:47:17,816 I can't handle nice ladies like you punishment for such a small mistake 503 00:47:18,087 --> 00:47:21,887 when the whole road is full with speed demons. 504 00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:26,980 Have a nice trip, ladies. Drive carefully and take it easy. 505 00:47:27,221 --> 00:47:29,901 Come back again. - Bye. 506 00:47:31,684 --> 00:47:35,404 Be careful and keep it on the road. 507 00:47:38,357 --> 00:47:40,277 I don't understand why you're angry. 508 00:47:40,443 --> 00:47:44,763 We drive at ease to California and we will pay for everything. 509 00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:47,870 This could be fun. - I can't believe it. 510 00:47:48,075 --> 00:47:50,195 It's not fun anymore I'm being kidnapped. 511 00:47:50,370 --> 00:47:52,330 You can call it that if you want to be rude. 512 00:47:52,496 --> 00:47:57,896 We even have a doctor with us in case someone gets malaria. 513 00:47:59,962 --> 00:48:01,322 You guys are weird. 514 00:48:06,135 --> 00:48:10,095 J.J. we have visitors. - I hear it. 515 00:48:11,182 --> 00:48:13,982 Beauty, you are just as patient. - No ! 516 00:48:14,937 --> 00:48:19,017 No ! I'm not helping. You offered no assistance to Mr... 517 00:48:19,274 --> 00:48:20,514 Foyt. 518 00:48:21,943 --> 00:48:23,943 Maybe I can help. 519 00:48:25,114 --> 00:48:26,314 Good God. 520 00:48:26,448 --> 00:48:30,008 It's all right. It doesn't hurt. I often do it to myself. 521 00:48:30,243 --> 00:48:32,243 He often does it to himself. 522 00:48:34,415 --> 00:48:35,495 Show me. 523 00:48:38,459 --> 00:48:39,539 Show me. 524 00:48:42,674 --> 00:48:43,794 Show me! 525 00:48:57,605 --> 00:49:00,845 See? That didn't hurt. 526 00:49:03,653 --> 00:49:04,613 Thank you. 527 00:49:05,905 --> 00:49:07,225 No, thanks. 528 00:49:31,599 --> 00:49:32,879 Hey, guys. 529 00:49:33,016 --> 00:49:34,976 What is ? - What is ? 530 00:49:35,142 --> 00:49:38,702 You are driving 200 km/h and your lights are flashing. 531 00:49:38,939 --> 00:49:42,419 We have a patient with us. - You were driving too fast. 532 00:49:42,651 --> 00:49:44,731 She is very sick. 533 00:49:44,904 --> 00:49:48,424 Where are you going? -University of L.A. 534 00:49:48,657 --> 00:49:52,057 University ? - The medical faculty. 535 00:49:52,286 --> 00:49:53,526 California ? 536 00:49:54,873 --> 00:49:58,193 Maybe a strange question, but when she's so sick, 537 00:49:58,416 --> 00:50:02,456 Then why don't you fly? - Yes, why not? 538 00:50:04,131 --> 00:50:08,651 I'm just the driver. Let's ask the doctor. 539 00:50:08,927 --> 00:50:11,967 Good idea. Let's ask the doctor. 540 00:50:18,604 --> 00:50:21,164 What's happening? Why am I being disturbed? 541 00:50:25,527 --> 00:50:29,287 Why can't the patient? fly to California? 542 00:50:29,532 --> 00:50:32,092 Cysts on her lungs. 543 00:50:32,285 --> 00:50:33,645 Very rare. 544 00:50:33,787 --> 00:50:37,067 Airplanes will only start from 3000 meters of pressure regulated. 545 00:50:37,290 --> 00:50:41,250 If you know my profession, you know she's not allowed to fly. 546 00:50:41,501 --> 00:50:43,581 Even Denver is too high. 547 00:50:43,755 --> 00:50:47,435 Let them go back for Mr... 548 00:50:48,468 --> 00:50:49,748 Foyt. 549 00:50:49,885 --> 00:50:51,245 Is she okay? 550 00:50:51,386 --> 00:50:53,026 She is in a lot of pain. 551 00:50:53,181 --> 00:50:57,141 This causes her problems delirium tremens. 552 00:51:00,271 --> 00:51:02,031 Did she use ? 553 00:51:03,816 --> 00:51:06,976 Listen. We need the senator's wife 554 00:51:07,195 --> 00:51:11,115 within 72 hours bring to California. Understood? 555 00:51:13,034 --> 00:51:14,994 We need his wife 556 00:51:15,162 --> 00:51:17,922 within 72 hours bring to California. 557 00:51:18,916 --> 00:51:20,156 We are very close. 558 00:51:21,501 --> 00:51:26,661 As long as you're in New Jersey, take it easy, understand? 559 00:51:26,965 --> 00:51:29,245 Of course. 560 00:51:30,510 --> 00:51:32,390 Get out now! 561 00:51:35,391 --> 00:51:37,871 Fortunately there are here not such idiots. 562 00:51:38,060 --> 00:51:40,380 Then you don't know my brother-in-law yet. 563 00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:54,380 His heart almost stopped when we... said we were going to California. 564 00:51:55,912 --> 00:51:59,552 Wasn't Beauty wonderful? - She was fantastic. 565 00:51:59,790 --> 00:52:04,190 She would be on the front page of the Medisch Dagblad. 566 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,960 That doctor must be a very sweet man. - Thank you. 567 00:52:12,179 --> 00:52:16,299 But never tell me where you found him. Never. 568 00:52:17,433 --> 00:52:21,833 It's the damn Cannonball. They drove away right before my eyes. 569 00:52:22,105 --> 00:52:25,585 They also kidnapped a woman, Pamela Glover. 570 00:52:25,817 --> 00:52:27,817 They were like terrorists. 571 00:52:29,154 --> 00:52:32,034 No, I have them. This time I got them. 572 00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:35,559 Ohio ? Yes, they know about that. 573 00:52:36,328 --> 00:52:41,568 Ohio is aware and also Missouri and California. 574 00:52:41,875 --> 00:52:44,715 We'll get them and I'll take care of it. 575 00:52:45,713 --> 00:52:47,353 You can count on it. 576 00:52:49,342 --> 00:52:52,982 I have two minutes to catch my flight to get. Yes, bye. 577 00:52:59,934 --> 00:53:01,614 Madam! 578 00:53:01,770 --> 00:53:06,610 Madam ? I am a respectable woman. I don't have a house, but an apartment. 579 00:53:06,901 --> 00:53:09,141 let me now, otherwise I'll miss my plane. 580 00:53:23,375 --> 00:53:26,575 And after my career at the Royal Netherlands Air Force... - The what? 581 00:53:27,254 --> 00:53:29,094 The Royal Air Force. 582 00:53:29,255 --> 00:53:32,775 Do you mind if I smoke? - It's your lungs. 583 00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:36,010 I had a lot of honorable mentions and medals. 584 00:53:36,222 --> 00:53:38,742 Then I played an important... 585 00:53:38,932 --> 00:53:40,332 Not that one, honey. 586 00:53:40,475 --> 00:53:45,995 You don't want to leave yet, do you? - No, of course not. 587 00:53:46,316 --> 00:53:51,036 Then I played a popular one character in a TV show. 588 00:53:51,321 --> 00:53:53,561 It is still being broadcast. 589 00:53:54,866 --> 00:53:56,426 Smelled nice. 590 00:53:57,411 --> 00:54:00,731 Thanks, ladies. Drive a little less fast. 591 00:54:00,955 --> 00:54:04,475 Other agents might be not so understanding. 592 00:54:04,709 --> 00:54:08,989 Thank you very much, officer. We really appreciate that warning. 593 00:54:09,255 --> 00:54:13,815 If you are ever in Duluth, then come and see me. 594 00:54:14,095 --> 00:54:17,495 I have the number so I'm counting on it. 595 00:54:28,942 --> 00:54:30,422 How is the patient? 596 00:54:34,906 --> 00:54:39,106 She's alive. It looks like she has survived the treatment. 597 00:54:39,370 --> 00:54:43,650 Which treatment? Did you touch me? 598 00:54:47,878 --> 00:54:50,438 No, I only have it given an injection. 599 00:54:52,423 --> 00:54:53,823 With this. 600 00:54:53,968 --> 00:54:57,528 Lean forward so that I can push the wheel down. 601 00:54:57,764 --> 00:54:59,444 I do that, right? 602 00:55:15,781 --> 00:55:19,781 Go to the side, we want to bless you. 603 00:55:21,496 --> 00:55:23,816 Sitting there two priests in that car. 604 00:55:27,336 --> 00:55:29,136 They want us to stop. 605 00:55:31,297 --> 00:55:33,377 Two priests in a Ferrari. 606 00:55:33,550 --> 00:55:37,310 When was the last time you had two? seen priests in a Ferrari? 607 00:55:37,555 --> 00:55:41,955 They are doing God's work. In a Ferrari it goes a little faster. 608 00:55:46,647 --> 00:55:48,367 We want to bless you. 609 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:56,560 One of the priests is black. - Yes, they exist too. 610 00:55:56,824 --> 00:55:58,984 Oh, yes? - There's also a black cardinal. 611 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,960 They really want to that we're going to get out of the way. 612 00:56:02,162 --> 00:56:06,402 They want to bless us. Is it allowed? - So it goes like this: 613 00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:12,387 You want to stop for the blessing of one black priest in a red Ferrari. 614 00:56:12,714 --> 00:56:16,274 Can't hurt. - For God's sake. 615 00:56:24,852 --> 00:56:28,092 Nice car, dad. - Thanks, asshole. 616 00:56:29,149 --> 00:56:31,629 Hello, father. Nice car. 617 00:56:31,818 --> 00:56:36,378 That says... He says... Thanks for stopping, son. 618 00:56:36,656 --> 00:56:41,656 We like to hail ambulances to bless the patients 619 00:56:41,953 --> 00:56:44,913 and you guys do like this fantastic work... 620 00:56:45,123 --> 00:56:48,123 We're in quite a hurry So bless for a moment and then... 621 00:56:50,336 --> 00:56:54,656 I must bless her! - Sorry, she's a Zen Buddhist. 622 00:56:54,925 --> 00:57:00,405 You don't, so you can't... - We specialize in that. 623 00:57:07,229 --> 00:57:11,909 Actually, bless him. We can use all the help. 624 00:57:12,192 --> 00:57:14,832 Just do it quickly. 625 00:57:16,029 --> 00:57:17,029 Thank you. 626 00:57:19,199 --> 00:57:21,679 You've done a good job. - Thank you. 627 00:57:24,664 --> 00:57:26,144 Thank you, father. 628 00:57:27,124 --> 00:57:30,964 Bring that thing back to the junkyard. 629 00:57:39,262 --> 00:57:41,382 We have a... - Flat tire. 630 00:57:41,555 --> 00:57:44,755 And those priests... - Were not fathers, but 631 00:57:44,976 --> 00:57:48,656 Assholes. - Come here. 632 00:57:55,028 --> 00:57:58,028 That's it. A fairly simple story actually. 633 00:57:58,239 --> 00:58:01,759 International movie star, ruthless killer, 634 00:58:01,993 --> 00:58:04,753 Casanova, poet, philosopher. 635 00:58:04,954 --> 00:58:09,154 You would make me a legend in my time can name. That's possible. 636 00:58:09,417 --> 00:58:12,857 Don't, honey. This car is full of surprises. 637 00:58:13,087 --> 00:58:17,207 I noticed that, I must say. - Champagne, honey? 638 00:58:19,053 --> 00:58:22,733 Little silver car that just flew by with that beautiful girl. 639 00:58:22,972 --> 00:58:26,132 The police are behind you after me. 640 00:58:27,518 --> 00:58:30,878 If you're talking to me, I would like to ask you 641 00:58:31,107 --> 00:58:33,347 to speak more clearly and neatly. 642 00:58:33,525 --> 00:58:36,205 At least, if we want to continue conversing. 643 00:58:37,154 --> 00:58:42,514 How sweet of you. Cheers. To your health. 644 00:59:12,189 --> 00:59:13,709 What are you doing ? 645 00:59:14,692 --> 00:59:16,692 You're not allowed in. You're a man. 646 00:59:18,112 --> 00:59:20,112 Pumps one and two, let's get started. 647 00:59:20,281 --> 00:59:23,601 Are you crazy? One is lead-free and the other is not. 648 00:59:24,869 --> 00:59:26,949 She does both. 649 00:59:27,121 --> 00:59:30,081 That orange fat guy pays with the white cap. 650 00:59:30,291 --> 00:59:34,651 I'm a doctor and I wear them seen all shapes and sizes. 651 00:59:43,097 --> 00:59:44,937 1600 kilometers on one wheel? 652 00:59:45,098 --> 00:59:47,458 We want to win, don't break a record. 653 01:00:05,493 --> 01:00:06,573 What do you have? 654 01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:09,743 lots of sweets for you and 'Dr. Pepper' for me. 655 01:00:09,957 --> 01:00:14,477 I am 'Pepper', you are 'Pepper', Don't you want to be 'Pepper' too? 656 01:00:14,752 --> 01:00:19,272 Come in now! - Please. 657 01:00:26,140 --> 01:00:27,500 Officer! 658 01:00:31,645 --> 01:00:33,525 Do you take the rules here seriously? 659 01:00:33,689 --> 01:00:34,769 Are you joking? 660 01:00:36,276 --> 01:00:40,196 God, weapons and guts ensure our safety. 661 01:00:40,446 --> 01:00:42,006 Sorry I asked. 662 01:00:42,157 --> 01:00:43,437 Greek... 663 01:00:44,700 --> 01:00:46,700 Shut up and listen. 664 01:00:46,870 --> 01:00:53,230 That computer doesn't work at all. - Shut up and go right. 665 01:01:01,134 --> 01:01:03,654 And by the way, Greek. 666 01:01:03,844 --> 01:01:07,124 What are the chances of that The Japanese team doesn't make it? 667 01:01:07,348 --> 01:01:10,028 There will be here soon a red Ferrari passed by 668 01:01:10,226 --> 01:01:13,986 and the occupants have us victim on their conscience. 669 01:01:14,230 --> 01:01:15,390 Victim ? 670 01:01:15,523 --> 01:01:17,203 of pencil peddlers. 671 01:01:18,567 --> 01:01:22,647 The worst part is that they are dressed as priests. 672 01:01:22,905 --> 01:01:25,705 They probably think so more erotic. 673 01:01:25,908 --> 01:01:28,588 Jesus, that's gross. I'll solve it. 674 01:01:28,787 --> 01:01:31,547 And one more thing: They're armed. 675 01:01:33,209 --> 01:01:36,729 I hope so. Then I have an excuse. 676 01:01:45,721 --> 01:01:47,361 Pencil peddlers! 677 01:01:50,059 --> 01:01:56,059 You dirty... - Out of the car, both of you. Now! 678 01:01:59,192 --> 01:02:02,472 Come on. - Come on what? 679 01:02:09,746 --> 01:02:11,226 Stand still or I'll shoot. 680 01:02:11,372 --> 01:02:15,492 Or you shoot? - Officer, I really hope... 681 01:02:15,751 --> 01:02:19,711 Don't listen to him. He has spent six years in a monastery. 682 01:02:19,963 --> 01:02:23,443 He doesn't have them all anymore at a glance. 683 01:02:23,677 --> 01:02:27,877 Six years will feel like a vacation when we're done with you. 684 01:02:28,139 --> 01:02:29,299 You, little one. 685 01:02:30,225 --> 01:02:32,265 Where did you get that jewelry? 686 01:02:32,435 --> 01:02:35,875 Why did he call me little one? - Because you're small. Small. 687 01:02:36,105 --> 01:02:37,945 SMALL. 688 01:02:40,068 --> 01:02:46,068 I would take a different route. The police are looking for Cannonballers. 689 01:02:49,453 --> 01:02:53,293 There is a lot of talk about it the roadblock. What do you think? 690 01:02:53,540 --> 01:02:55,780 I think we sitting in the you-know-what. 691 01:02:55,959 --> 01:02:58,039 The gear slips. 692 01:02:58,210 --> 01:03:01,570 We've lost a lot of time by your fake priests. 693 01:03:01,799 --> 01:03:03,959 I'm sorry. 694 01:03:04,134 --> 01:03:08,734 Do you think we'll get through this? Can you bluff the roadblock? 695 01:03:09,014 --> 01:03:10,094 No idea. 696 01:03:11,224 --> 01:03:12,624 I have to think for a moment. 697 01:03:20,442 --> 01:03:23,042 I've been thinking. Hey, trucker. 698 01:03:23,237 --> 01:03:26,757 Look in your rearview mirror. Do you see the ambulance? 699 01:03:26,990 --> 01:03:29,190 We need a lift. 700 01:03:31,037 --> 01:03:33,517 This one can go through. No problem. 701 01:03:35,832 --> 01:03:39,272 This... And that... 702 01:03:43,007 --> 01:03:45,567 That's good. Let it go. 703 01:03:49,598 --> 01:03:53,318 Excuse me. You look familiar. Do I know you? 704 01:03:53,558 --> 01:03:55,438 That's possible. Does this take long? 705 01:03:55,603 --> 01:03:58,283 We are on our honeymoon and she is impatient. 706 01:03:58,482 --> 01:04:02,602 Happy, normal people. We're looking to Cannon... Doesn't matter. 707 01:04:02,861 --> 01:04:04,181 Go on. 708 01:04:04,321 --> 01:04:07,081 What is this actually? - A sample. 709 01:04:07,282 --> 01:04:08,322 Enjoy your meal. 710 01:04:10,409 --> 01:04:11,649 English humor. 711 01:04:12,829 --> 01:04:15,549 Come on, drive on please. 712 01:04:22,798 --> 01:04:25,318 Be quiet, Victor. They still discover us. 713 01:04:25,510 --> 01:04:30,230 This is not a normal job. I wish Him were there. 714 01:04:37,771 --> 01:04:41,251 You look tired. - More frustrated than tired. 715 01:04:41,484 --> 01:04:43,444 Do you think you'll win? 716 01:04:44,737 --> 01:04:45,817 Certainly. 717 01:04:47,031 --> 01:04:51,391 I'm talking to the man who kidnapped me. 718 01:04:52,954 --> 01:04:55,834 You can't blame me for that. 719 01:04:56,706 --> 01:05:01,066 You gave me laughing gas. - You have a beautiful smile. 720 01:05:01,878 --> 01:05:04,358 I forgot my favorite skirt... 721 01:05:04,548 --> 01:05:07,348 That's okay. You look great without it. 722 01:05:15,935 --> 01:05:17,895 What did you expect? 723 01:05:20,189 --> 01:05:23,669 A gang rape or something. - Gang rape? 724 01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:26,460 We're racers, not rapists. 725 01:05:27,489 --> 01:05:30,089 Why ? - Why what? 726 01:05:31,577 --> 01:05:35,097 Why the speed, the effort, the risk? 727 01:05:35,330 --> 01:05:38,810 I mean, for what? - for fun. 728 01:05:41,253 --> 01:05:44,853 Have you never done anything for fun? - Yes. 729 01:05:45,674 --> 01:05:49,034 My father worked in the coal mines. 730 01:05:50,511 --> 01:05:52,271 For 43 years. 731 01:05:54,390 --> 01:05:56,910 He was going to retire. 732 01:05:57,101 --> 01:05:59,181 He would buy a houseboat, 733 01:05:59,354 --> 01:06:01,794 moving to Florida, 734 01:06:01,982 --> 01:06:05,502 fishing from the boat and lie to my mother. 735 01:06:08,948 --> 01:06:11,268 He died two days for his retirement. 736 01:06:13,619 --> 01:06:15,139 You never know. 737 01:06:18,916 --> 01:06:21,236 I then made a choice. 738 01:06:21,419 --> 01:06:25,139 I would go for anything. Everything I wanted. 739 01:06:25,380 --> 01:06:28,380 From then on I would go for it. 740 01:06:28,592 --> 01:06:32,432 Because you never know when something happens to you. 741 01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:34,640 Like talking to you. 742 01:06:35,642 --> 01:06:36,922 That's very nice. 743 01:06:41,231 --> 01:06:47,711 Excuse me. Where are you going? - We're going to buy cigarettes. 744 01:06:48,070 --> 01:06:51,830 You drive from North Carolina to Missouri for cigarettes? 745 01:06:53,785 --> 01:06:57,985 Would you like a beer? - The paint comes from the car. 746 01:06:58,247 --> 01:07:01,687 Take these guys with you. We'll take revenge. 747 01:07:01,917 --> 01:07:04,997 What do we have here? 5836... 748 01:07:12,053 --> 01:07:14,213 Keep going guys. 749 01:07:18,684 --> 01:07:20,924 Hello, sir. What's the problem? 750 01:07:21,104 --> 01:07:24,784 Did you think this would work? We'll get you all. 751 01:07:25,025 --> 01:07:28,065 Not here. People know about the roadblock. 752 01:07:28,279 --> 01:07:30,439 They talk about it on the highway. 753 01:07:31,364 --> 01:07:33,884 Take these defectors with you. 754 01:07:34,743 --> 01:07:36,703 You think a lot about yourself. 755 01:07:37,622 --> 01:07:41,462 Come push this thing away for a moment. Come on. 756 01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:42,949 I'll put it in neutral. 757 01:07:44,252 --> 01:07:46,852 Who did that? Stop him. 758 01:08:02,772 --> 01:08:04,732 Thank you. Keep it up! 759 01:08:12,157 --> 01:08:14,277 I have over 30 years worked on this car. 760 01:08:14,451 --> 01:08:17,251 Know the Americans her strength is not. 761 01:08:18,289 --> 01:08:21,409 can you imagine the time? remember the radar 762 01:08:21,624 --> 01:08:24,744 when we chased trespassers? - Yeah, this is boring. 763 01:08:24,961 --> 01:08:28,641 We're going to win. That's for sure. 764 01:08:28,882 --> 01:08:30,962 I've been working on it for over 30 years. 765 01:08:31,133 --> 01:08:33,573 "WARNING RADAR" 766 01:08:33,762 --> 01:08:36,882 There are two police officers there. 767 01:08:37,099 --> 01:08:39,779 They can't see us. - But we do! 768 01:08:39,976 --> 01:08:41,936 "ENEMY" 769 01:08:42,104 --> 01:08:44,264 They don't know we're here! 770 01:08:46,191 --> 01:08:50,231 What the hell was that? - It goes at least 200 km/h. 771 01:08:53,115 --> 01:08:56,635 This is fun. - Cops are so stupid! 772 01:08:56,869 --> 01:08:58,669 This car is fantastic! 773 01:09:05,878 --> 01:09:08,318 This is the first telephone order. 774 01:09:08,505 --> 01:09:12,745 I had difficulty understanding you. - I drove 225 km/h. 775 01:09:13,010 --> 01:09:17,410 Six lamb burgers, four shish kebabs, couscous and... 776 01:09:17,681 --> 01:09:19,401 two milk. 777 01:09:20,017 --> 01:09:22,497 No ! How many ? -$675. 778 01:09:23,937 --> 01:09:27,337 Here, my desert flower. Keep the change. 779 01:09:27,567 --> 01:09:29,807 Would you ever want to join a harem? 780 01:09:31,486 --> 01:09:35,246 I'll pick you up after the race. 781 01:09:42,957 --> 01:09:48,317 Get examined. I'll be back, small fig. I love you! 782 01:09:56,263 --> 01:09:59,943 I don't know how to ask. 783 01:10:00,183 --> 01:10:04,223 Isn't it strange about that guy to have in your head? 784 01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:09,600 He's not here. He's somewhere out there to help people. 785 01:10:09,902 --> 01:10:12,862 He always helps people. He would help you too. 786 01:10:13,071 --> 01:10:14,471 Really and truly ? 787 01:10:14,616 --> 01:10:16,576 He likes you. 788 01:10:19,078 --> 01:10:22,518 How did he find you? How did you get together? 789 01:10:22,748 --> 01:10:27,388 When I was very little, I didn't have friends like I do now. 790 01:10:27,668 --> 01:10:31,268 Like J.J... 791 01:10:34,676 --> 01:10:39,436 One day at school I got through nine boys were beaten up. 792 01:10:39,723 --> 01:10:42,803 And there He was. 793 01:10:43,018 --> 01:10:45,578 Captain Chaos? - Yeah, out of the blue. 794 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:54,600 I was very grateful. - How fantastic. 795 01:10:54,822 --> 01:10:56,982 No one bothered me at school anymore. 796 01:10:57,659 --> 01:11:00,059 I wish I had a friend like that. 797 01:11:00,244 --> 01:11:02,044 You need a mask and cape. 798 01:11:02,705 --> 01:11:06,585 Mine must be pink. Almost everything I wear is pink. 799 01:11:06,834 --> 01:11:12,074 Everything ? Even... - I'm not wearing that. 800 01:11:12,381 --> 01:11:13,941 No ? 801 01:11:20,140 --> 01:11:23,820 I'd like to be your friend, because I like you. 802 01:11:24,895 --> 01:11:29,375 I like you too, Beauty. - Thank you. 803 01:11:33,945 --> 01:11:36,825 When I say the place name, you point to the screen. 804 01:11:37,031 --> 01:11:39,831 Then the car goes automatically and then we win. 805 01:11:40,035 --> 01:11:43,715 Look, we're driving into New Mexico. 806 01:11:48,126 --> 01:11:49,686 Mexico ? 807 01:12:26,874 --> 01:12:29,434 I'll take this one. 808 01:12:41,432 --> 01:12:42,992 Hello, hottie. 809 01:12:43,141 --> 01:12:48,861 Is your driver's license somewhere in there? - Yes, officer. 810 01:12:57,781 --> 01:13:03,541 That cop wants us to stop. - He definitely thinks we're going too fast. 811 01:13:03,870 --> 01:13:06,590 They have no sense of humor. 812 01:13:06,790 --> 01:13:12,910 Won't you stop? - I'd rather not. They are so boring. 813 01:13:13,254 --> 01:13:16,334 We'll just leave. Just press that button. 814 01:13:16,549 --> 01:13:19,629 Just like in your movies! 815 01:13:23,933 --> 01:13:27,653 Now a little oil, eh, dear? 816 01:13:38,406 --> 01:13:43,366 We have so many tricks again. - That's part of my job. 817 01:13:43,661 --> 01:13:47,141 By the way, which movie... Wait a minute. 818 01:13:47,373 --> 01:13:49,893 Do you see anything? - Everything. 819 01:13:50,084 --> 01:13:52,324 This is ridiculous. 820 01:13:59,593 --> 01:14:00,873 Nice, huh? 821 01:14:01,011 --> 01:14:05,251 can you open your window for a moment? We are being smoked. 822 01:14:05,517 --> 01:14:08,917 I want a gas mask! - A foggy day in London. 823 01:14:20,740 --> 01:14:24,900 You're going to see the delight of a woman who has been kidnapped. 824 01:14:25,703 --> 01:14:30,343 A woman whose fear has been replaced by erotic expectation. 825 01:14:30,624 --> 01:14:34,264 She will be released tomorrow and she knows nothing anymore, 826 01:14:34,504 --> 01:14:37,944 except that they are like never before has made love. 827 01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:54,576 Watch porn movies? 828 01:14:54,733 --> 01:14:57,653 You have to pay attention to the road! 829 01:14:57,861 --> 01:14:59,861 Driving is boring. 830 01:15:00,530 --> 01:15:02,890 Give me the video tape. 831 01:15:04,118 --> 01:15:06,958 I've never owned a Rolls Royce seen driving at 225 km/h. 832 01:15:07,162 --> 01:15:10,482 What's in that thing? -Nothing special. 833 01:15:10,708 --> 01:15:13,468 You certainly understood me wrong when I said 834 01:15:13,670 --> 01:15:16,390 that my mother California wants to buy 835 01:15:16,588 --> 01:15:19,108 to influence you, officer. 836 01:15:19,967 --> 01:15:22,727 You guys can probably keep your jobs 837 01:15:22,929 --> 01:15:25,249 in the highway police, despite 838 01:15:25,432 --> 01:15:27,032 that her son was treated this way! 839 01:15:27,975 --> 01:15:29,855 tell that to the judge. 840 01:15:41,949 --> 01:15:44,189 This is for you and the judge! 841 01:15:44,366 --> 01:15:47,246 Damn camel rider. 842 01:15:55,712 --> 01:15:58,832 damn, there's a cop behind us. 843 01:15:59,675 --> 01:16:00,715 NB. 844 01:16:03,678 --> 01:16:08,398 Officer, the brakes aren't working. No brakes, help us! 845 01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:12,840 The brake story always works. 846 01:16:14,398 --> 01:16:17,518 Oh no, the brakes really don't work. 847 01:16:17,734 --> 01:16:21,374 Stop it, okay� ? - Hold on tight! 848 01:16:28,119 --> 01:16:30,319 Evil Knievel... 849 01:16:30,497 --> 01:16:33,617 You have competition. 850 01:16:48,933 --> 01:16:51,533 Don't pay attention to the signs, but on the screen. 851 01:16:51,728 --> 01:16:54,808 Computers sometimes make mistakes too. - Not as much as us. 852 01:16:55,023 --> 01:16:57,383 according to the computer we have to go straight. 853 01:16:57,567 --> 01:16:59,527 Now we have to go left. 854 01:16:59,694 --> 01:17:03,054 I'm already going, I'm already going. - To the left! 855 01:17:12,290 --> 01:17:17,170 Did you know that this road is called 'Route 66'? 856 01:17:27,181 --> 01:17:29,221 Look, we're stuck. 857 01:17:31,268 --> 01:17:34,708 American highways are so bad we are stuck now. 858 01:17:34,939 --> 01:17:37,419 We'll have to wait until we are saved. 859 01:17:37,609 --> 01:17:40,449 American products are very bad. 860 01:17:40,651 --> 01:17:43,771 Don't worry, I have a secret weapon. 861 01:17:45,323 --> 01:17:50,003 Just look. Are you ready? One, two, three... 862 01:17:51,204 --> 01:17:52,564 What do you think? 863 01:17:52,707 --> 01:17:54,067 Great ! 864 01:17:54,209 --> 01:17:58,369 He's hot. We're done. One, two, three... start! 865 01:17:58,629 --> 01:18:00,589 Are we ascending? 866 01:18:00,756 --> 01:18:02,716 This is better than Concorde! 867 01:18:02,883 --> 01:18:04,243 Ready, shoot! 868 01:18:10,851 --> 01:18:13,571 I can see my house. 869 01:18:19,775 --> 01:18:21,575 How long have we been here? 870 01:18:22,487 --> 01:18:24,527 20 minutes. We could have been there already. 871 01:18:24,698 --> 01:18:27,618 The road passes Open for 5 minutes, father. 872 01:18:36,835 --> 01:18:39,035 Hey, Father Putz. 873 01:18:40,213 --> 01:18:41,973 Albert Schweitzer. 874 01:18:42,131 --> 01:18:45,371 Thank you for being so sweet and kind 875 01:18:45,593 --> 01:18:49,273 and that you are those people in Missouri told you about us. 876 01:18:49,515 --> 01:18:53,715 That we're both pencil peddlers and are sex maniacs. 877 01:18:56,939 --> 01:18:58,459 I wanted to give something back 878 01:18:58,607 --> 01:19:02,447 for what you and the chocolate monk have done for us in Ohio. 879 01:19:02,694 --> 01:19:05,054 The chocolate monk? 880 01:19:07,782 --> 01:19:10,662 He can say that. He can say that 881 01:19:10,870 --> 01:19:13,830 because he drives around with the Michelin man. 882 01:19:14,582 --> 01:19:17,982 The Michelin Man? - He can say that. 883 01:19:18,210 --> 01:19:20,770 'Cause if I had the time 884 01:19:20,962 --> 01:19:24,282 I would shove those beads up your nose. 885 01:19:24,508 --> 01:19:29,708 These beads? My beads? In this nose? 886 01:19:32,308 --> 01:19:34,468 He can do that. - Can he do that? 887 01:19:35,227 --> 01:19:37,907 May I give you advice? - Naturally. 888 01:19:38,939 --> 01:19:40,339 Bring friends. 889 01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:48,114 many friends. 890 01:19:56,250 --> 01:19:57,370 Michelin man? 891 01:19:57,499 --> 01:20:02,779 It's your fault. I knew that your computer was bad. Look! 892 01:20:04,383 --> 01:20:07,343 Don't blame me, blame yourself! 893 01:20:07,552 --> 01:20:09,472 Why not the computer? 894 01:20:09,636 --> 01:20:11,156 We can forget it! 895 01:20:12,515 --> 01:20:14,835 The couple. 896 01:20:15,017 --> 01:20:19,297 I knew this would work. - Now you can wear the wig, honey. 897 01:20:19,564 --> 01:20:21,564 It's hot. - I don't know. 898 01:20:21,733 --> 01:20:24,493 When I was in Egypt for 'The Fly Who Bugged Me' 899 01:20:24,695 --> 01:20:27,815 it was 75 degrees in the shade, which was hardly there. 900 01:20:28,031 --> 01:20:32,071 If there had been a camera, we would definitely have been on TV. 901 01:20:32,326 --> 01:20:35,726 We flew right over that train. - Do you want to do it again? 902 01:21:00,356 --> 01:21:03,236 You look so sweet. 903 01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:06,362 And a wig too. Cute, huh? 904 01:21:06,570 --> 01:21:08,570 What scary boys. 905 01:21:09,323 --> 01:21:11,763 Stay close to Moore then everything will be fine. 906 01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:14,993 You look like Gregory Peck in that suit. 907 01:21:19,335 --> 01:21:21,335 This is my friend, Shakey. 908 01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:24,782 I work on Wall Street. Shall we have lunch? 909 01:21:25,841 --> 01:21:28,001 We don't ride Wall Street. 910 01:21:28,176 --> 01:21:30,296 No, we don't ride Wall Street. 911 01:21:30,471 --> 01:21:33,311 Shall we help? - What do you mean 'we'? 912 01:21:33,514 --> 01:21:37,514 If we do that and that way opens, then you lubricate it. 913 01:21:37,769 --> 01:21:39,289 You help me. 914 01:21:39,437 --> 01:21:41,677 You are the Good Samaritan. 915 01:21:43,108 --> 01:21:44,508 And I wear this. 916 01:21:44,651 --> 01:21:47,211 You might want to finish it all off. 917 01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:51,157 No, I want something else. - What then? 918 01:21:51,367 --> 01:21:52,887 Beat you up! 919 01:22:05,214 --> 01:22:07,054 Shall we participate? 920 01:22:26,194 --> 01:22:27,794 Back up, honey. 921 01:22:27,945 --> 01:22:30,745 I have to warn you. I'm Roger Moore. 922 01:22:30,948 --> 01:22:33,508 Who? -Roger Moore. 923 01:22:36,705 --> 01:22:39,305 We run there. Boom, boom! 924 01:22:40,625 --> 01:22:44,865 Knock them out and off we go. We can still win. Good ? 925 01:23:10,447 --> 01:23:12,167 You're so tough. 926 01:23:24,669 --> 01:23:25,749 Need help? 927 01:23:29,967 --> 01:23:32,087 Give me someone else. 928 01:23:32,262 --> 01:23:34,342 Are you crazy, Greek? 929 01:23:34,513 --> 01:23:37,353 How can you change the odds? 930 01:23:39,726 --> 01:23:43,646 Guard. You wouldn't hold on for five minutes in New York. 931 01:23:44,815 --> 01:23:46,295 That's how it should be. 932 01:23:56,535 --> 01:23:59,375 Can you drink that? - Never tried. 933 01:24:11,843 --> 01:24:15,043 Guard. Would you like to try this side? - Yes. 934 01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:19,960 Need help? 935 01:24:20,769 --> 01:24:22,129 Go away. 936 01:24:32,114 --> 01:24:33,634 Thanks, Shakey. 937 01:24:33,782 --> 01:24:35,342 Get it, Shakey! 938 01:24:38,369 --> 01:24:41,409 Excuse me, father. The way is open. - Thank you. 939 01:24:43,958 --> 01:24:45,238 The way is open! 940 01:24:58,682 --> 01:24:59,922 Get out. 941 01:25:01,101 --> 01:25:04,461 Come on, let's go. - I want to fight first. 942 01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:13,600 I'll finish the fight. 943 01:25:34,343 --> 01:25:37,223 We're losing the race! 944 01:25:57,284 --> 01:25:59,084 Come on, louder. 945 01:25:59,243 --> 01:26:00,643 I'm doing my best. 946 01:26:00,788 --> 01:26:03,508 Drive like Captain Chaos would drive. 947 01:26:03,706 --> 01:26:06,986 Why did you take off your mask? - He did. 948 01:26:18,931 --> 01:26:20,771 We need it, victor. 949 01:26:20,932 --> 01:26:23,652 Interesting guy. I'd like to check him out sometime. 950 01:26:23,852 --> 01:26:25,252 This is unbelievable. 951 01:26:25,395 --> 01:26:28,635 He's never there when we want him to be. I'll have a beer. 952 01:27:03,268 --> 01:27:05,228 We are almost at the finish line. 953 01:27:05,394 --> 01:27:08,874 I'm sure we will will triumph. 954 01:27:25,039 --> 01:27:27,559 What was that? - A Lamborghini. 955 01:27:27,752 --> 01:27:30,312 Will he win? - Catch him! 956 01:27:34,842 --> 01:27:37,042 Can you go even faster? 957 01:27:38,469 --> 01:27:43,509 I have at least all your films seen three or four times. 958 01:27:43,808 --> 01:27:47,368 I think we'll make it. - It looks good. 959 01:27:47,605 --> 01:27:49,645 The Greek is going to pay us! 960 01:27:49,815 --> 01:27:55,735 Just wait until I tell my friends that I was sitting next to George Hamilton. 961 01:27:56,071 --> 01:27:58,031 George Hamilton? 962 01:28:02,828 --> 01:28:04,148 We have them! 963 01:28:06,122 --> 01:28:08,122 I don't like it. 964 01:28:11,086 --> 01:28:12,646 Watch out! 965 01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:16,400 It's a foot race now. 966 01:28:18,136 --> 01:28:19,776 Come on, it's a foot race. 967 01:28:19,928 --> 01:28:21,808 Don't be afraid, Chaos is here! 968 01:28:24,099 --> 01:28:26,379 Tackle and win, Captain. 969 01:28:31,316 --> 01:28:34,476 Does anyone need medical help? 970 01:28:34,694 --> 01:28:36,574 Run. Run, Chaos! 971 01:28:39,031 --> 01:28:42,951 We're going to win. - Not really in a sporty way. 972 01:28:43,203 --> 01:28:45,163 It's a shitty way to win. 973 01:28:47,832 --> 01:28:50,752 We're going to win. We're going to win! 974 01:28:51,795 --> 01:28:55,755 Help me, my baby is drowning. 975 01:28:56,006 --> 01:28:57,166 No, Chaos. 976 01:28:59,260 --> 01:29:03,500 I'm coming. I'll save your baby. Don't be afraid! 977 01:29:10,522 --> 01:29:15,442 My baby, my baby, thank you! You are a brave man. 978 01:29:15,736 --> 01:29:20,496 You have no idea what this means to me means. My baby, I love you. 979 01:29:21,784 --> 01:29:24,784 I saved that woman's dog. 980 01:29:26,288 --> 01:29:28,608 victor, we could have won. 981 01:29:28,790 --> 01:29:31,630 Do you hear me, we could have won! - Do you hear that? 982 01:29:31,836 --> 01:29:34,196 You had to go again pulling such a stupid stunt. 983 01:29:34,379 --> 01:29:35,899 He's right, Victor. 984 01:29:36,048 --> 01:29:38,208 We've had enough of Captain Chaos. 985 01:29:38,384 --> 01:29:41,024 It makes us want to puke. 986 01:29:41,220 --> 01:29:46,380 So you know what, Victor? Captain Chaos no longer exists. Not anymore! 987 01:29:46,684 --> 01:29:49,724 Do you understand me? Not anymore! 988 01:29:49,938 --> 01:29:54,298 No more Captain Chaos, ever again. What do you think? 989 01:29:58,238 --> 01:30:00,758 I don't care because... 990 01:30:03,117 --> 01:30:06,357 I always have Captain America wanted to be. 991 01:30:11,250 --> 01:30:14,330 It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. 992 01:30:27,308 --> 01:30:28,428 Who is the winner? 993 01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:29,920 What is the consolation prize? 994 01:30:35,358 --> 01:30:39,278 How does it feel about the American to have raped highways? 995 01:30:39,530 --> 01:30:41,050 Great. 996 01:30:41,197 --> 01:30:45,997 I advise you to do a little to calm down, take one of those. 997 01:30:46,285 --> 01:30:47,565 I'll handle everything. 998 01:30:47,705 --> 01:30:52,505 And take it easy the lighter in my car, sir... 999 01:30:54,795 --> 01:30:57,475 Wait until he touches the lighter. 1000 01:31:04,096 --> 01:31:05,176 Nothing happens. 1001 01:31:08,308 --> 01:31:10,948 foreign. Excuse me. 1002 01:31:14,815 --> 01:31:17,775 Mr Foyt, how did you get that on? 1003 01:31:18,902 --> 01:31:21,262 With the lighter of course. 1004 01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:24,240 That's crazy. 1005 01:31:34,919 --> 01:31:38,599 If I don't meet next year I'm filming, we'll do it again. 1006 01:31:42,927 --> 01:31:45,167 Did we not do it right? 1007 01:32:18,714 --> 01:32:20,034 Stop it. 1008 01:32:23,635 --> 01:32:25,155 Now stop! ? 1009 01:32:34,022 --> 01:32:36,022 Don't hit me. - I'm not hitting you. 1010 01:32:39,150 --> 01:32:42,310 I swear, I won't hit you. Look. 1011 01:33:00,213 --> 01:33:02,653 I'm ready, Really, I'm done. 1012 01:33:02,843 --> 01:33:04,563 Let's go. 1013 01:33:09,390 --> 01:33:11,550 Where should he sit? 1014 01:33:13,020 --> 01:33:14,900 Where should he sit? 1015 01:33:16,648 --> 01:33:19,448 I said you don't to meddle with me. 1016 01:33:19,651 --> 01:33:25,051 Stephen, do that... Seymour, excuse me. - I listen to everything. 1017 01:33:25,407 --> 01:33:28,807 Even among the closest family ties... 1018 01:33:30,955 --> 01:33:33,835 My case isn't worth... 1019 01:33:38,086 --> 01:33:43,126 As you probably know, we are the favorites 1020 01:33:43,425 --> 01:33:45,465 win the Cannonball race tomorrow. 1021 01:33:45,635 --> 01:33:48,275 Which will be given... 1022 01:33:49,514 --> 01:33:51,834 Good evening ladies. - Hello. 1023 01:33:52,017 --> 01:33:55,577 I'm J.J. McClure and this is my... 1024 01:33:57,481 --> 01:34:01,601 next year we're going for the No... 1025 01:34:08,033 --> 01:34:10,913 Perfect. Perfect. 1026 01:34:12,664 --> 01:34:13,944 Better than... 1027 01:34:14,081 --> 01:34:18,161 We need this lady, the senator's wife 1028 01:34:18,419 --> 01:34:22,779 bring to Philadelphia. Oh no, California. 1029 01:34:23,508 --> 01:34:26,388 We are very close. 1030 01:34:34,519 --> 01:34:36,839 'Cause if I had the time 1031 01:34:37,022 --> 01:34:40,782 I would shove those beads up your nose. 1032 01:34:41,024 --> 01:34:43,464 These beads? - Yes, those beads. 1033 01:34:43,653 --> 01:34:47,693 You take these... beads? - I'll take these beads. 1034 01:34:48,951 --> 01:34:51,071 I don't care. 1035 01:34:54,998 --> 01:34:57,158 I don't care! 1036 01:34:57,334 --> 01:35:01,014 I don't care because... 1037 01:35:01,254 --> 01:35:02,654 You're going to get hit. 1038 01:35:02,798 --> 01:35:07,918 I always have Captain America wanted to be! 1039 01:35:10,723 --> 01:35:12,483 It's a job. 1040 01:35:13,851 --> 01:35:15,811 I'm sorry. 1041 01:35:15,977 --> 01:35:20,497 He laughed. He laughed first. 1042 01:35:20,775 --> 01:35:23,055 Mr. Martin laughed. 1043 01:35:25,445 --> 01:35:27,325 Why did you laugh? 1044 01:35:27,491 --> 01:35:30,011 Because he laughed and you hit me. 1045 01:35:47,718 --> 01:35:50,598 Sync 720p DemotJo