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So, um, Laurie's almost all packed.

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I can't believe my little girl
is moving out.

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Which reminds me...

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<i>When are you leaving?</i>

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Never, 'cause I love it here!

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Right.

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Kitty, do you really think
this is a good idea?

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I mean, it might be a little soon
for her to be on her own.

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Red, she is gonna be fine.
She's gonna split rent with a girlfriend.

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- She doesn't even have a job!
- Well, she is gonna get a job.

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Oh, that reminds me...
Uh, can I have her room?

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No, I already gave it to Steven.

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But I'm your son...

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Daddy.

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- Oh, man, would you look at this place? It's kinda girlie.
- It's a girl's room, Hyde.

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Oh, so all those guys,
they were just passing through?

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Well, that's over.

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Welcome to Hydeville, baby.

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You know, if I cared about this dump at all,
that would totally creep me out.

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Come on, Laurie.
You're gonna miss your room.

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It's not like you have no feelings...
ever... about anything.

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Yes!
I'm so psyched!

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Oh, did you finally figure out
how a thermos works?

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No, I'm psyched about
your new place, you know?

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'Cause whenever we fool around here I'm
always afraid that Jackie's gonna catch us.

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I don't wanna hurt her,
'cause I love her.

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You know? So this is great.
It solves everything.

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Kelso, you are not allowed...

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- anywhere near my new place ever!
- Laurie...

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You know what? You freaks, you got about two
minutes to deal with this little drama here.

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Then get the hell out of my room!

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Whoa. I see what's going on here.
You're breaking up with me.

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No, for me to break up with you, there would
have to be something between us to break.

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Oh! Uh...

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- I cannot believe that you are being such a...
- Bitch?

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Duh!

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Look, Kelso, it was fun
and sweaty and all...

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but you're just the guy I fooled around with
when there was nothing good on TV.

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Sorry.

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Well, maybe there won't be
anything good on TV at your new place!

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Aw, damn!
There's always somethin' good on TV!

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Hey, Kelso, look who's here.
It's Jackie.

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Hi, Jackie.

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God, Laurie, I can't believe you're moving.
I know we didn't spend much time together...

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but I think some of my good taste was
rubbing off on you, and I'm so happy for that.

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Thanks, Jackie.
I'm gonna miss you too.

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Oh, hey, Kelso, I almost forgot.

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I found a T-shirt of yours
when I was cleaning out my room.

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Say, how'd that get there?

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That's funny. Huh!
N-No, this isn't even mine.

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Yeah, I know.
This must be Eric's shirt.

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Your Mom sewed
your name in it, Michael.

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Man, Eric's gonna be pissed, huh?

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Jackie, I... See, I borrowed Eric's shirt,
'cause mine wasn't working right...

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and then my mom must've
sewn my name in it.

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- Hmm, I don't know, Michael.
- What, do you think I'm lying?

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Jackie, if I were lying,
I'd come up with a lot better lie than that.

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Yeah, you'd think so.

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So, Laurie's definitely moving out?

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And it's definitely over
with her and Kelso?

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Well, she is moving
all the way across town.

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I mean, she is slutty, but...

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- I mean, she hates to commute, so...
- Good.

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Good, because Kelso's a rat bastard,
and I'm not covering for him.

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Look, Donna... relax.
It's over.

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So now you can get back
to pleasing your man.

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Eric, please leave.
I have to talk to Donna alone.

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Well, okay, 'cause, I mean,
it's not like this is my home or any...

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Eric!

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Hmm.

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Jackie, you have something
you want to ask me?

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See, I'm kind of worried
about Michael and Laurie.

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I mean, she found his T-shirt in her room,
and he said it wasn't his...

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even though it had his name in it.

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At that time I believed him,
but now I can't remember why.

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But if there is something going on,
I think I want to know.

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But I don't want to know. God, I don't even
know if I want to know. You know?

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I'm supposed to say...

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Donna, you're supposed to say
that there's nothing going on...

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that Michael loves me, and we're together,
and that's all that matters.

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- That sounds good.
- God, you're so naive!

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Isn't there, like, someone else
you could talk to about this?

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Yeah, well, I used to have
this pen pal in Nicaragua...

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but she just stopped writing
after this hurricane thingy.

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Your new room is very pretty...

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like a flower or a girl.

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You know, people might see this room
and think you are a gay.

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I don't think so, Fez.

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Oh, Hyde, you would be surprised
how easily people can make that mistake.

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- Hey, Hyde, thanks for your help with Jackie, man.
- Sure thing, man.

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Okay, Hyde, do you know
what sarcasm is?

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No.

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<i>- Hyde, man, you almost got me caught.
- I almost got you caught?</i>

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"My mom sewed my name
in Eric's shirt"?

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You are so lame, man.

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Well, you know, half the time
you act like you want me to get caught.

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Kelso, you're my friend.
I don't want you to get caught.

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'Cause if you get caught,
then my fun is over. Okay?

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So I'm just trying
to prolong your suffering.

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Well, okay.
That's a little better.

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- All right. Friends for life, baby.
- Yeah.

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- Well, Steven's getting all settled in.
- He better not change anything.

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I don't want him messing
with my little girl's room.

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You know how he is...
messy, dirty, foul.

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- What if she has to move back home?
- Oh, Red, she is gonna be fine.

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Oh, I know, Kitty.
You think that she's all grown up...

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But there's still a lot
that she doesn't know.

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I mean, what if her place doesn't have
a dead bolt or a smoke detector?

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Red, you don't have to baby her.
She's 20.

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You're never too old
to burn to death in a fire.

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Ah, would you look at this? She even
found a place in a nice neighborhood.

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Ain't she somethin'?

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Well, I hope she hasn't
had breakfast yet...

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or a fire.

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Can I help you?

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Ehh, no.
We've got the wrong apartment, I guess.

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- Sorry.
- Not a problem.

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Now wait.
Is... Laurie there?

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Oh, yeah. Uh, hold on a sec.
Honey?

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Oh. Hi, Daddy.

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- Damn it all to hell!
- Honey, what's wrong?

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What's wrong? Everything is wrong.
Damn kids today.

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They wouldn't know responsibility
if it walked up and bit 'em in the ass!

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Get a job? Hah!
It's just party all night...

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dance all day
and sex everywhere in between.

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Sickening!

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- Laurie's living with a boy.
- Yes.

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Just... Just one boy, right?

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Yeah, I think so.

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Well, now, see?
It could've been worse.

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Laurie's busted. This is...
and I don't think I'm exaggerating here...

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the greatest day
in the history of time.

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Except maybe the day
cheese was invented.

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I love the cheese.

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Wow, man.

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She's gone one day,
and she's already got a new guy.

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Kelso, you heartbreaker, you.

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I'm having a horrible day.

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I mean, Laurie's gone
and Jackie's all suspicious of me.

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And I'm gettin' no lovin'.
None.

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I can't be me without lovin'.

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Kelso...

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If you want to keep Jackie, man...
and, trust me, you don't...

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you gotta act innocent, okay?

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Let's practice.
So, did you fool around with Laurie?

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You know I did!

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Dumb-ass! No, man!
Complete denial.

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Watergate. Learn.

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Did you fool around with Laurie?

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Yeah. Wait, no. I mean, no.
Wait, I mean, yeah.

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Now, see, this isn't gonna work!

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It was just so perfect.

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If I could go back in time, I'd just
relive that moment over and over again.

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"Hi, Daddy."

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"Hi, Daddy."

156
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"Hi, Daddy."

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Just tell Jackie the truth.
Then if she leaves you for another man...

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whoever he might be,
no hard feelings.

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You do not need Jackie...

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sweet, luscious Jackie.

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You are an evil, little, foreign man.

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Don't ever change.

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Look, Kelso, all right?
I'll help you out with Jackie, man.

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I'll talk you through
the whole thing, step by step.

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Thanks, man. You know,
I guess it was wrong, what I did with Laurie.

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But I was just amusing myself, you know?
And that's the key to life, right?

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Never stop amusing yourself.

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Unless it starts to chafe.

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Then you should take a week off.

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It's almost Tuesday, right?

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Eric, I'm asking you...

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Have I been a bad father?

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Maybe I've been too hard on her.

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I mean, for God's sakes...

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I think I'm a fair man.

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Right?

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Eric, I'm talking to you.

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Does this need more mayonnaise?

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- Get outta here!
- Thank you.

180
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Boy, Kitty, we got a pair to beat
a full house, that's for sure.

181
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Well, Red, relax.
You're overreacting.

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I'm overreacting?

183
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Well, I'll tell you what, Kitty. People
are gonna talk. Her livin' with that guy?

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Red, it doesn't matter if people talk.
Laurie is still a part of this family...

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which is why I invited her
to dinner tonight.

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Oh, no, no, no, Kitty.
I'm not ready for that.

187
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Oh, that's sweet...

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the way you say that like you have a choice.

189
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Look, Kitty...

190
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She's coming.

191
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Well, I'm glad we're all
eating dinner together as a family.

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- Yeah, it's nice.
- Mm-hmm.

193
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Especially since Laurie could make it from
all the way across town... where she lives...

194
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with some guy...

195
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in sin.

196
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- Are you ever gonna hit puberty?
- Oh. Ow.

197
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But you know...

198
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what's really sad is that you
got no respect for yourself...

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- or this family.
- Daddy!

200
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Well, he's not wrong.

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- But... But Daddy...
- Red!

202
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Well, Kitty, who's gonna buy the cow
when they get the milk for free?

203
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You know... Dad, it's not like she's
hooking or some other less-bad example.

204
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I mean, she's just living with a guy,
and it is the '70s now, right?

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- What are you babbling about?
- Well, maybe...

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maybe I just think you're being
a little hard on her.

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Well, that's nice, Eric.

208
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But right now I am too angry to pretend
to give a crap about what you think!

209
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These are great potatoes,
Mrs. Forman. Mm!

210
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Thanks, Eric.

211
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Yeah, sure.

212
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<i>Okay, why don't you boys take your plates in
and watch some McMillan and Wife?</i>

213
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You know, just once today I'd like to finish
a meal without getting chased out of the room.

214
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Well, Laurie, you better stop your lying
and face up to this one.

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- Just look at what you're doing to your father.
- Mom, I'm an adult, okay?

216
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No, no, no.
An adult would have told the truth...

217
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and not lied about moving in with a
girlfriend, which I knew wasn't true.

218
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Well, Mom, if you already knew,
then why didn't you tell Dad?

219
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Then we wouldn't be in this mess!

220
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Oh, good God.
Rosemary had a better baby than me.

221
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You've been acting kinda weird ever since
Laurie gave you that T-shirt, Michael.

222
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First off, act innocent.

223
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I don't know what you're
talking about, Jackie.

224
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Of course, she'll explain herself.

225
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It's like you're hiding something.

226
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But you just stick to your original story.

227
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I'm sticking to my original story!

228
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Now, she'll be skeptical.

229
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Uh-huh?

230
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So go on the offensive.

231
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:54,200
You know, Jackie,
you're just being paranoid.

232
00:16:54,269 --> 00:16:59,764
And that hurts, because you
don't trust me and other stuff.

233
00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:06,071
And then she'll be so embarrassed,
she'll cave and apologize to you.

234
00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:09,174
Fine. I believe you, Michael.

235
00:17:09,251 --> 00:17:13,585
But know this: If you're not
telling the truth, I will find out.

236
00:17:13,655 --> 00:17:16,954
'Cause I'm smart and you... aren't.

237
00:17:20,262 --> 00:17:22,958
Then all you have to do
is forgive her.

238
00:17:27,836 --> 00:17:30,828
Okay, Jackie.
I forgive you.

239
00:17:40,415 --> 00:17:43,350
Red, I think you're being
a little hard on Laurie.

240
00:17:43,418 --> 00:17:48,549
I don't care what anyone thinks.
What she is doing is wrong.

241
00:17:48,624 --> 00:17:51,684
Now that I think back on it,
I don't know if I ever knew that girl.

242
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,751
Livin' with a guy.

243
00:17:53,829 --> 00:17:56,024
Oh, is that a foreign car?

244
00:17:56,098 --> 00:17:58,089
Aw, geez!

245
00:18:00,168 --> 00:18:05,367
Red, you have gone your whole life
thinking she is just a little girl.

246
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:09,274
But she is an adult now,
and she is not a perfect one.

247
00:18:09,344 --> 00:18:13,576
Boy, is she not a perfect one.
But you know what?

248
00:18:13,649 --> 00:18:18,450
You have to love your children even when they
do things you don't like or, better yet, hate.

249
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:22,422
You think you do a good job.
You think that you teach your children...

250
00:18:22,491 --> 00:18:25,187
the difference between right and wrong,
and this is what you get.

251
00:18:25,260 --> 00:18:30,562
- Well, the hell with it.
- Okay, I guess we don't love her anymore.

252
00:18:30,632 --> 00:18:34,568
Let's take all pictures of Laurie out of here
and pretend she's not ours.

253
00:18:34,636 --> 00:18:39,471
And if we see her on the street, let's
ignore her. No! Let's throw things at her.

254
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:42,135
Well, now you're just being stupid.

255
00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:46,044
And you're... not being a good father.

256
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:54,211
Well...

257
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:58,321
okay.

258
00:18:58,393 --> 00:19:01,191
Maybe I have been, uh...

259
00:19:01,263 --> 00:19:03,322
kind of a...

260
00:19:03,398 --> 00:19:05,389
A dumb-ass.

261
00:19:07,235 --> 00:19:10,466
- I was gonna say "unreasonable."
- Fine, fine.

262
00:19:10,539 --> 00:19:13,440
You're an unreasonable dumb-ass.

263
00:19:16,745 --> 00:19:20,374
- Are you done now?
- I think I am.

264
00:19:29,691 --> 00:19:32,956
The Bradys were such a nice family.

265
00:19:34,296 --> 00:19:37,231
I bet Mr. Brady
never grew to hate Marcia.

266
00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:41,868
But then again,
Marcia wasn't so whore-y.

267
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:48,369
No, she really wasn't.

268
00:19:50,746 --> 00:19:54,079
What? No. Come on.
This is our thing. You love this.

269
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:57,516
I'm mean to you. You're mean to me.
So, come on. Hit me.

270
00:19:57,586 --> 00:20:00,077
Sorry.

271
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,521
I can't. Not today.

272
00:20:02,591 --> 00:20:05,458
Eric, you were just leaving.

273
00:20:05,527 --> 00:20:09,054
- Dad, I think maybe you should take it a little easy on...
- Eric.

274
00:20:09,131 --> 00:20:11,895
You're on your own.

275
00:20:16,438 --> 00:20:19,168
Laurie, I've been, uh, thinking...

276
00:20:19,241 --> 00:20:22,210
About the, uh... the thing that happened...

277
00:20:23,645 --> 00:20:26,773
at the place you live.

278
00:20:26,848 --> 00:20:31,581
And, uh, I want you to know that I understand
that you're not my little girl anymore.

279
00:20:31,653 --> 00:20:35,612
- But I like being your little girl.
- But you're not.

280
00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:37,681
You're my daughter.

281
00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:40,660
And you're a grown-up...

282
00:20:40,729 --> 00:20:45,291
who's going to do
awful and stupid things.

283
00:20:48,804 --> 00:20:51,500
But I'll still love you.

284
00:20:51,573 --> 00:20:55,475
I love you too.
And I'm sorry.

285
00:20:57,612 --> 00:21:01,810
- So, Daddy, can I move back in?
- Oh, yeah.

286
00:21:01,883 --> 00:21:05,216
Okay, good!

287
00:21:05,287 --> 00:21:07,915
Yeah.
Great to have you back.

288
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,216
So.

289
00:21:13,395 --> 00:21:15,420
Your man-friend kicked you out,
didn't he?

290
00:21:16,498 --> 00:21:18,489
No!

291
00:21:19,501 --> 00:21:22,061
He moved back in with his wife.

292
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:30,709
Well, I just... I... I need
a little, yellow pill.

293
00:21:39,087 --> 00:21:41,783
<i>Hyde!</i>

294
00:21:44,159 --> 00:21:49,597
<i>Hyde! Come on, Hyde.
Get out! It's my room!</i>

295
00:21:49,664 --> 00:21:54,226
No! I'll never leave. You're in the basement.
I'm the favorite now!

296
00:21:54,302 --> 00:21:56,668
<i>Hyde, I'm serious!</i>

297
00:21:56,738 --> 00:22:00,333
No! I've barricaded the door.
You'll never get in.

298
00:22:03,512 --> 00:22:05,878
Aw, geez. Tough break.


