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The man who chooses a woman, no
he is the one who is more attractive
but the one who disgusts her least
Darwin

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In a row well, in a straight line.
Dot!

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Obviously we do it in English.

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Why not? yes of course
we do it in english. Ready?

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Number ... 16.

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Number ... 12.

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Number ... 4!

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Two-to-one girls!

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9!

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Number ...

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Number 18!

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Get up, because I will
they are making fun of us.

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what time is it
Or, what time is it?

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Who wants to try? Lorenzo.

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what time is it

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It's five past twenty.

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Why doesn't the bell ring?

18
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Very well.
Why doesn't the bell ring?

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Why didn't the bell ring?

20
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And why
didn't the bell ring?

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I know why. children,
go away, lesson is over.

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<i>Soon it will knock..</i>

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Hey.

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The bell! I am sorry.

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I wish I knew what you're doing.

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I search on Wikipedia
for a student who...

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Ah, a fantasy football quest.

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I had to send the composition, otherwise
I was losing 3-0 on the bench.

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- It was very important.
- Rocco...

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- I'll say get fired, okay?
- Don't exaggerate, love.

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I'll see you later at home.
Road, there is nothing to see.

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Rocco, I've been putting up with you for 6 years.
When will you grow up, huh?

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We started again with her
the story of Peter Pan?

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Explain to me what you call him
someone 40 years old

35
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which amuses itself by bartering
stickers with children.

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This is not true.
I stopped, okay?

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- Enough with my words, there is no need ...
- Oh, look!

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- What are these?
- I wonder who put them up.

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Here comes everyone.
- Nothing, nothing.

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- Hello.
- Road!

41
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- What is this?
- This is...

42
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Barcellona Spanish league
'96-'97. Ronaldo, skinny.

43
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- A rare image.
- Very rarely.

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No, no! Love, please.
- Should I continue?

45
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- more drawers?
- Enough, enough.

46
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However, the point is
that you either play or sleep

47
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why are you late at night
with your friends for fooling around.

48
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no no no no
I don't allow you to do that.

49
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I'll let you fool around
the stickers, the little soldiers,

50
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but I don't allow to
you're kidding about it.

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The four of us brought about a revolution
in the history of rock 'n' roll.

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Thank you!

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- Here I am.
- Oh you!

54
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Thanks for everything.
Congratulations, nice music.

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Are all your pieces?

56
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- Yes, originals.
- You are grown up!

57
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Well, we said:
4 barrels of good oil,

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4 bottles of wine, from my village
which is a miracle

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4 jars of pickles
and 3 beautiful cheeses. Huh?

60
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Excuse me, how dare you?

61
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We are professionals!
The cheeses were 4.

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I know it was 4, but
play american music

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i don't understand english
and i got bored.

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and I ate one.
- You ate it badly.

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I didn't understand, I did wrong
where did i eat the cheese

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Well, well, well.
I witness, the cheeses were 4.

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- And now I'm 3!
- So you confess!

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- Why is it 3 now? - Why one
I ate it. And so?

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Then it's right!
4 minus one he ate, 3!

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He's right. The mathematics
it is not an opinion.

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Sorry, math
it's not his forte.

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- History, geography, things like that.
- They are satisfactions.

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What should I do?

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Why do you put me in these situations?
If he didn't leave, I could...

75
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See what you can give
why do i have to go

76
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I have Valeria stuck here.
- Still with Valeria?

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Are you male or not? Still
with Valeria's problem?

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What should I do?
Should I go home and kill her?

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- Tonight I come home and kill her.
- It was over.

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Don't you know we are in Italy?

81
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Unfortunately in Italy to kill
your partner is not possible.

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Accomplice homicide is a crime.
I asked, you can't do it.

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Get the facts,
do as i do

84
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Sit in front of Valeria
and tell her:

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''Honey, I love to play.
You like it or you don't like it''.

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- Hello, puppy.
- Hello, love.

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- How did the meeting go?
- Very well. Still awake?

88
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- What time is it?
- Early, not even one.

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Only when one works,
time is running out.

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and then greetings,
and the "encore", and the applause...

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The "encore"?

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- The "bis" articles.
2 encores, 3 encores, 4 encores. - Ah.

93
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The manager wanted
to read them all.

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What does applause have to do with it?

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What ... I read them so well
who called "Ole", in the office.

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Well done, my love.
When I think that 5 years ago

97
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you were running after your friend
the Beatles addict!

98
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You see where you've come
without this fool.

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All because of you, love.

100
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Do you know that he continues?
Look, when I imagine him..

101
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at his age, in a wig
to play, it's sadness!

102
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Let's go to bed because in the morning
I have a meeting with the Board of Directors.

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- Night love.
- Good night.

104
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Italy is one
civilized country with laws and rules

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which you must respect.
- And you?

106
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What are we to do with each other?
We were born here.

107
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You are guests.
Am I a guest?

108
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And you came
from Apulia in the north.

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What does it matter? We all talk
Italian. Do you hear them, Italian?

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Once there were differences,
the north, the south, the dialects.

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Now, we're in trouble.

112
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If I live in Turin,
people think I'm from Turin,

113
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He doesn't understand where I come from.

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hey, your food is finished.

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Don't tell us that
we are not tolerant.

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- Good morning, Mrs. Brancale.
- I'm in reserve again, Piero.

117
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I'm more than ready
to fill it

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Will you make it to 2:30pm?
You know, the break lasts an hour.

119
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no problem,
Why did I take the Pakistani?

120
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Pakistan, turn on self-service
and won the kebab.

121
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Yes, Mr. Piero!

122
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- Let's go to me, as usual?
- Running because it burns.

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Italian.

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- Is it ready?
- It's ready, ready.

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You don't know how to say anything
when you come home huh?

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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Piero, stop
to stain the sauce!

128
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With these dirty hands,
with oil on my nails,

129
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the gasoline, the
exhausts, come on!

130
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What can I say?

131
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You are a urologist, you catch birds
and little girls all day

132
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and knead spaghetti.
Always the same exaggerated one.

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Too much of a bird!
Go wash up.

134
00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:06,900
dad,
You must sign the check.

135
00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,900
Yes, but slowly, like that
you will smear him with sauce.

136
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:11,800
Shut up.

137
00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:20,200
5 in Italian? 5 in Italian?

138
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,400
Well done, my treasure, just like your father.

139
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,800
-You want for tomorrow night
to make a turkey?

140
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,600
- Why, is it Christmas?
- No, my sister's birthday

141
00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:32,900
and we invited some friends.
- I didn't invite anyone.

142
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Tomorrow night is the final
Champions League. Please!

143
00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:38,900
Phew! There's no point in being surprised,
You know 15 days.

144
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,900
Anna I'm not surprised.

145
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,100
Don't joke
with my favorite things huh?

146
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,500
You want to put your sister together
with the Champions League final?

147
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- Say something too.
- What can I say, tape him!

148
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,900
What to tape? Tomorrow night
I will see him live!

149
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The game in prime time
and then dinner at 11:00 p.m.

150
00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:58,100
It's final. The word itself says it,
one a year.

151
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How many birthdays are there a year?
A!

152
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,700
With this fucking birthday
you too

153
00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:09,100
Last year I lost the derby
for your mother's 80th birthday,

154
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:10,400
and then, he already died.

155
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,100
And for the director's day
I didn't see Italy-Brazil

156
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,800
And you want me to lose the final.

157
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,100
He doesn't want us to see the final,
your mother

158
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,900
- Not "us" but "you".
- No, "us" both.

159
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,200
- No, "you".
- He said about both of them.

160
00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,300
If I don't see him,
you don't see him either.

161
00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:26,500
And don't raise your voice to your father!

162
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,800
Go read, donkey!

163
00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:35,900
Do you understand what kind of people I live with, Alex?

164
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:44,200
- I'm going to bring dessert. - Love,
I'll go get the cake.

165
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,300
What am I doing, huh?

166
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,200
- But it has improved,
he does everything.

167
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Front?
- How's the game going?

168
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:01,700
Very nice! They all run at once
side and everyone on the other.

169
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:03,900
They are very nervous, though.

170
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,300
One tripped
to another within the area

171
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,400
and the referee got angry
and gave him a foul

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00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,300
with the player only
in front of the goalkeeper.

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- Penalty?
- Yes, penalty kick.

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00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,300
Please, look at me
someone who is relevant.

175
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,600
Okay, but calm down. It's Piero.

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00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,300
- Oh!
- Yeh.

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00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,100
Dude, you suck.
0-0 Juventus missed a penalty.

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00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,800
Pig farts...

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00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:30,600
- It seemed strange to me.
It wasn't me, it fell by itself.

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00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,700
Yes! The ghost.

181
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,900
- You have studied the file
where did i give you - Yes

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So let's repeat.

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Lorenzo, where did we go?
holiday at Easter?

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00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,800
- Um ... Nile cruise.
- Okay.

185
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,700
- And Christmas, Flavia?
- 15 days in Bora Bora. - Well done.

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To mom
a more difficult question.

187
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,400
What a special thing we did
on holiday in lbiza?

188
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,100
- Diving? - But no!
It was a trap question!

189
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:06,000
We have never been to lbiza.
Concentrate, please.

190
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:11,600
This is the gift. Don't ask me
what is it, my secretary took it.

191
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,300
Look, Marci, please

192
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,400
we've been doing it for 5 years
this theater, enough.

193
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:19,100
She is sick at heart,
we can't upset her.

194
00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:22,500
Guys, please, at least today
we are still a real family.

195
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:27,000
What a nice vacation you had.
Come on, tell me something.

196
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:30,800
For example,
What is this famous Bora Bora?

197
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,900
- Nothing major.
- Fantastic.

198
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,800
In the sense that it has two sides.
The first island, Bora

199
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it's fantastic, a paradise.
- Yes

200
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,000
But the other island, Bora
as Paola says, no big deal.

201
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,000
Lots of smoke, apartment buildings, traffic.

202
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,800
Well, it's two islands
which are called Bora.

203
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,500
Exactly,
but the Boreans are recognized

204
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because one is higher
and the other, is further down.

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Like upper Bergamo and lower Bergamo.
- Exactly.

206
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,900
And the landscape is very similar,
at times, like upper Bergamo.

207
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,900
- Yes, let's give the gift to grandma.
- Right, by everyone.

208
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:07,100
- Wishes! - Wishes, mom.
- Thank you, how nice.

209
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:11,800
You don't know how much I love you.
You really are a wonderful family.

210
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:15,200
- It's not easy these days, you know?
- I know, Mom.

211
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,500
Why don't you come here
at christmas?

212
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,600
We'll see.
Maybe we can organize it.

213
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:28,300
Sorry, but you took it from me
thong and bra?

214
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,900
No, they do look like
but, it's...

215
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,600
This is...

216
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:37,400
a sifter for flour, see?
There are also handles.

217
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,500
- You have to sift like this.
- But!

218
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:44,600
And this is a modern one
baking tray.

219
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High tech stuff.

220
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,400
Of course you find everything.

221
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,000
- I'm looking for them.

222
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,600
- Hello.
- Hello, love.

223
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,500
- Hello guys, how was it?
- As usual.

224
00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,400
He believed it, thank God.

225
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,900
- Did you eat?
- No, I nothing.

226
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:04,800
without you my love
I will die of hunger.

227
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,700
listen to this
Do you remember the Bortolazzi couple,

228
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,500
those who fight
for chihuahua custody?

229
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:14,200
In your opinion,
what does mom find in roberto?

230
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,600
I don't know, I've been wondering for two years.

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00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,900
- See, Pakistan?

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00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:23,500
Italy is a special country.
For example, for each task

233
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:27,000
as far as a person would go,
in Italy there are two:

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One works and the other
it is a parasite.

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00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:33,300
- Like you and me.
- Well done, you're a parasite and I'm working.

236
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,600
It's not like you here, Pakistan.

237
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,900
Sir Piero!

238
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,100
Natos. How is it?

239
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:59,000
The doctor says Mr. Piero
concussion. Maybe seriously.

240
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,900
Maybe seriously?

241
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,700
What happened, may I know?

242
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:07,200
He hit his head to save
a dog that was going to the car.

243
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,100
How a dog under a car?
He hates them, dogs!

244
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,900
He was ... a dog with a very human face.

245
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:30,100
That's enough for today guys.
Good, very good.

246
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,100
Sister cockroaches, well done.

247
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,700
I did accounts,
43 days left for Beatlemania.

248
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,900
- I feel it, this year we will win.
Whoah!

249
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,600
-'Oh, what?
- We have been participating for 10 years.

250
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,400
- And what happened?
- We never reached the final either.

251
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,900
- This year we have something that
we didn't have other years.

252
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,100
The...?

253
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,200
- Strength.
- The power.

254
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,300
- The ..?
- Okay, the power.

255
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,000
- The power.
- Yes, the power.

256
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,400
- The power.
- The power, the power!

257
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,900
We understood.
- Exactly, perfect.

258
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:06,000
And on the wings of this enthusiasm,
I greet you. Hello, my brothers.

259
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,900
- Love.
- Love, what do you want?

260
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,100
Strange thing! The key, I tried
and I tried again. It doesn't open.

261
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:32,100
Think about it!
I've changed the lock, idiot.

262
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,600
Ah, that's why.

263
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,500
It's natural, you changed the lock,
and it wasn't working.

264
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:43,400
- Why did you dress like that?
- I would ask the same, you know?

265
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,500
You really are hopeless!

266
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,600
Bullying with your friends
you never forget them.

267
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,900
But when it's something
important to both of us...

268
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,300
Which two?
What exactly do you mean?

269
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,400
Get out of my life you idiot!

270
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:04,500
- Hello, John,
come we have a present for you.

271
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,100
These are yours, aren't they?

272
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,300
- It was down by the bin.
- Thank you.

273
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,100
And that, I'm afraid.

274
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,100
These are vinyl records.

275
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,400
- Thank you.

276
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,300
- The ''Sgt. Pepper's'' where is it?
- Who are you, Rain Man?

277
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:27,100
- Rocco, don't be sad.
things happen, right?

278
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,800
My mother flew away from home
my father a month ago.

279
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,200
- And how did it end? - Perfect!
She is with someone else and she is happy.

280
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,900
He had fallen out.

281
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:38,200
listen, if you can bear it,
we feed you tonight

282
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,500
Come on, I'll make a nice fish soup
my way, huh?

283
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,600
No thanks, guys.
It's already tough like that.

284
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,400
Voila!

285
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,000
How much fat we suctioned
so far from Moby Dick?

286
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:54,000
- Who is Moby Dick?
- A whale. It's an allegory.

287
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,000
- So?
- I'll explain later.

288
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,000
- By the way, thanks for
my mother's gift - Please.

289
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,500
- Excellent choice.
- I knew she would like it.

290
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,500
it's my phone
can you take it

291
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,900
It would be better for you.
I'll give you one too.

292
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,500
Yes; Mom, I'm at work, I'm ...

293
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,300
How? When did it happen, sorry?

294
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,500
Did you call the cardiologist?

295
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:19,400
- Well done. don't worry
I'll be there in half an hour.

296
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,700
Don't worry, okay? Hi.

297
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,900
she is my mother
suffered a heart attack.

298
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,400
You go on. Cut here
on the lines

299
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,900
and see what you can do.
- Yes

300
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,100
- Good morning.
- Madam

301
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:35,500
- How is it?
- He's out of danger. - Thank God.

302
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:40,000
But unfortunately the concussion
caused severe amnesia.

303
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,800
How serious?
Doesn't he remember anything?

304
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,100
- No, no, he remembers almost everything.
- Thank God.

305
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,900
Almost everything he has done
before graduation.

306
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,600
- Then ... the void.
- Empty.

307
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,600
Come on, he's already awake.

308
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,100
One at a time.

309
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,700
- Piero, what are you doing?

310
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,500
- Anna.

311
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,900
- Did you see? He didn't forget me.

312
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,800
- What happened to you?
You've aged him to death.

313
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,900
And sensitivity
remained the same as before.

314
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,400
- Is Nadia with you?
- Which one?

315
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:27,100
You are not the classmate
by Nadia Ravelli?

316
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:29,900
- Yes
- Ah.

317
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,100
Except Nadia Ravelli doesn't exist
and it's me

318
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:34,900
- Too bad.
- Too bad.

319
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:38,600
- How so?
- Hey, how come?

320
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:41,000
As Nadia Ravelli
it never suited you

321
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,200
after a few years
you married me

322
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,100
Eh.

323
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,000
- September 15, 1990.
Time has no meaning,

324
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,700
he didn't remember her anyway.

325
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,700
- In the '90s?
- Ah. - In the future.

326
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,400
You, in which department
did they put you in?

327
00:21:57,700 --> 00:22:00,500
- Maybe better now
to rest. - Yes

328
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,000
I have never seen
similar amnesia.

329
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,500
In fact, they are very rare.

330
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,900
Madam, now you are
the custodian of his past.

331
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,800
Use any means that will help
to recover his identity,

332
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:18,200
photos, videos, stories, friends. All.

333
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:23,300
Like it's going to
reshape your husband.

334
00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,500
- Remodeling...

335
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,500
I like it.

336
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,700
Remodeling.

337
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,700
Mom, are you up? Mama!

338
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,000
Mama!

339
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,300
- Good morning, doctor.
- Good morning.

340
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:46,000
- How are you? - Better,
we just did the cardiogram.

341
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:50,200
- But Dr. Ventriglia?
- He's on vacation, I'm replacing him.

342
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,700
I'm glad, Pandolfelli.
I am an orderly at the hospital.

343
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,200
- Rovere, I was delighted.

344
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,600
Thanks for the prompt
intervention, doctor.

345
00:22:58,300 --> 00:23:00,500
I'm a doctor too. I am a surgeon.

346
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,500
So, what picture do we have?

347
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,200
Since we are colleagues,
Can I speak in private for two minutes?

348
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:15,800
- I'm telling you without spin.
The situation is serious.

349
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:19,100
Your mother has atrial fibrillation
very strong.

350
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:22,700
I saw the clinical findings from
other operations he has even...

351
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:24,400
And?

352
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:28,600
If she was 10 years younger, I would recommend
a new emergency operation,

353
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,000
but at this age
with the heart thus broken

354
00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:33,000
No anesthesiologist
will not give the OK.

355
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:36,600
- What do you suggest I do?
- She should be calm.

356
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,400
With a lifetime
without any pressure,

357
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:42,400
In these conditions
he can live for a month.

358
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,600
How, a month?

359
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,000
Is my mother one month old?

360
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:50,500
You know science is not exact,
it could be 10 days or 40,

361
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,400
It depends on the mood of the lady.

362
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,900
I am sorry.

363
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,900
- Mom, why are you standing?

364
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:09,300
What did the doctor say?
Why this mystery?

365
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,500
- Am I bad?
- How bad!

366
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,600
He says you are a beast.
He has never seen such an octogenarian.

367
00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:18,400
He saw the exams. Your heart
recovered after the operations.

368
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,800
It was a drop in pressure.
You're for the New York City Marathon.

369
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:25,000
Marcello, one thing that
you could never do

370
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:28,300
was to lie.
Come now, what have I got?

371
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,700
- Here...
- How much do I have left?

372
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,200
According to the doctor, one month,
but it is not, absolute,

373
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,000
maybe the body will react well
and live another 20 years.

374
00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:43,000
- Are you done?
- Yes

375
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,200
We will take, a maid
that you never wanted.

376
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,700
- I won't leave you alone. I will do anything.
- No.

377
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:52,800
- I have a great idea.
- Tell me. - I will stay with you.

378
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:57,000
I want to live these last days
that I live with my family.

379
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,200
- Your family...
- Yes

380
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,400
- Us?
- Yes, you, Paola, Flavia and Lorenzo.

381
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:05,500
- Ah, all four of them.
- All four of them.

382
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,500
- And if we come here, in shifts?
- No, no, no.

383
00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:11,000
- You know I don't want to disturb.
- Exactly.

384
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,300
you have your life
I'm coming with you.

385
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,900
What a great idea!

386
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,400
- Well, if you need help,
don't give compliments.

387
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,300
Ok. Hi, thank you.

388
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,700
Renato, this is graphic
the new sign.

389
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,300
- Final?
- Final. - Well done.

390
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,300
- Micheluccio, help!

391
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,500
Valeria left me. Aid.

392
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,400
Ouch!

393
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,700
I think you have personally
issues to solve, right?

394
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,100
- Sorry, Renato.
- Please. - Thank you.

395
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:47,700
What does he do? He's leaving
I was starting to get attached.

396
00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:49,400
What did you come to do?

397
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,100
Valeria dumped me
outside the house.

398
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,700
I'm desperate
I don't know where to go.

399
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,700
I was thinking about coming to you.
Temporarily.

400
00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:59,900
- Absolutely nothing.
- Come on.

401
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,100
I don't have a hostel.

402
00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:05,700
I'm used to the caretaker's post,
i can stay anywhere

403
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:09,200
- Shall I put you on the balcony?
- No, on the balcony. - Exactly.

404
00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:11,200
- Put me in the living room.
- No.

405
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:13,300
put me on the sofa bed
I won't let you down.

406
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,700
- This is not a sofa bed.
- Yes

407
00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:18,300
- No, it's a sofa sofa.
- No, it's a sofa bed.

408
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,200
- No, sofa sofa.
- Sofa-bed.

409
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,000
I know for sure
I gave it to him.

410
00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:25,400
So it was a gift
premeditated. Fraud.

411
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,700
- However, I can't help.
- In the name of our old friendship.

412
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,300
Especially in her name
I can't help you.

413
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:37,100
Oh yeah? But, when you had
need, I could, you understand?

414
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:40,200
Remember I saved your life
then by canoe.

415
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,900
- You owe me a debt.
- How long will this debt last?

416
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,100
You show it every three months
as if it were a promissory note.

417
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,300
Besides, the water was shallow, half a meter,
and besides the others, you pushed me.

418
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:59,000
You have evidence
what are you talking about

419
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,400
- No.
- Mm!

420
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:04,900
However, I'm sorry,
I can't accommodate you.

421
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,300
- Oh, no?
- No.

422
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,400
- Goodbye.
- Where are you going?

423
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,300
To your wife. To tell her
that instead of working overtime,

424
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:18,200
you put on Paul's wig at night
McCartney and you sing with me.

425
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,400
- Come on ... come here a minute
let's solve it.

426
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:24,400
There's no reason to do that.

427
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:27,700
What is this blackmail?

428
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:32,600
- Yes
- I'm sorry, why don't you tell me before?

429
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,800
- I was counting on friendship.
- What friendship?

430
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,500
- Between us these things
should we watch out for them? - I know.

431
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,300
Do you think you'll come back to live with us?
with your mother, among others?

432
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,900
It won't be for long, unfortunately.
You know that.

433
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:46,700
And what will I tell Roberto?

434
00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:49,300
Love, go away for a month
to go and stay in a house,

435
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,200
so will my husband
come back to live with us?

436
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:54,000
- If he loves you, as you say, he will understand.
- Yes, he will understand.

437
00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:56,900
I swear, it's the last one
a favor I ask of you.

438
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,900
If you don't want me
do it for my mother

439
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:02,400
With her, you always had
a good relationship, right?

440
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:06,200
You can't stop a grandma
to spend the last days

441
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,800
with her grandchildren,
with her family.

442
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:12,200
You are really rude.

443
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:17,000
Okay, give me the time
to tell Roberto.

444
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,400
Thanks.

445
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,500
You are a sensitive, intelligent woman
and sophisticated.

446
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,800
A sensitive, intelligent woman
and, sophisticated

447
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:29,500
he would never have married you.

448
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,700
The pregnancy test is not that safe
I also did analysis.

449
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,100
Yes. Very pregnant.

450
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:39,200
I can't wait to tell Michele.

451
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Natos. I will call you tomorrow.
Yes. Hello hello hello.

452
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,200
Hello, puppy.
Hello, love.

453
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,900
- Love, I have to tell you something.
- Me first.

454
00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:55,300
- Soon there will be three.
- Ah, you already know?

455
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,400
Eh, if I don't know.

456
00:28:57,900 --> 00:28:59,700
- I found out a while ago.
- How?

457
00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:04,000
In fact, I felt it for a long time.
The female sixth sense.

458
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,300
- Are you happy?
- A little upset.

459
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,400
- But, happy.
- Really?

460
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:14,900
Eh, I'm happy too, then.

461
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:17,100
Yes, but we have to organize
things a little.

462
00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:19,500
Yes, we need to get organized.

463
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:23,400
- For example, there is no small room.
- We'll put him to sleep on the sofa.

464
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,300
How, on the couch?
No, we have to get a bed

465
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:29,200
and then we will have to buy
few things, clothes.

466
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:32,600
Does he have to live on our backs?
No, come on, too much.

467
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,800
- Love...
- Is it?

468
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,600
How nice it will be when she sleeps,
on the bed between us.

469
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,100
Only to try, and
I'll slap him twice!

470
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,500
Don't be jealous.

471
00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:44,000
Look between us
nothing will change.

472
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,000
- With him in the middle?
- Ah.

473
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,900
Okay, happy you.

474
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,200
Sorry.

475
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,700
Yes, I wanted to tell you
for the meeting this morning.

476
00:29:58,300 --> 00:30:00,800
- Rocco! - Finally!
I grew old here.

477
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,800
Okay, he seems happy.
You have to understand women.

478
00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:06,000
- I was disappointed.
- I open for you.

479
00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:08,200
Sorry, puppy.

480
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,300
- I'm so happy.
- Me too.

481
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,300
We will have to decide
and how shall we say it?

482
00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:15,300
- Me as always, Rocco.
- Are you crazy?

483
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,700
With so many names especially Rocco
like your idiot friend?

484
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,800
So...
when we were talking earlier...

485
00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:28,700
you didn't mean about ... you meant about ...

486
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,600
I'm going.

487
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,700
- Darling?
- Huh? - Don't do it.

488
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:36,800
- What thing?
- Don't open the door.

489
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,500
- Are you stupid? She will be my mother.
- So, why open?

490
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:41,700
- It's no surprise.
- Should I leave her out?

491
00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:44,800
Here I am!

492
00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:50,000
Diana, thank you
you took me home, like a child.

493
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,900
Thank you, thank you.

494
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,700
Thanks.

495
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,800
Beautiful here!

496
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,800
Tell me that's not what I think.

497
00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:30,800
- Did he come to stay here?
- I mean...

498
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,600
Honey, then you are pregnant!
I am the happiest man in the world.

499
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,400
Pregnant;

500
00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:42,500
- Best wishes and friendship. Peace and love.
- Thank you!

501
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:45,900
Guys, hurry it's late.

502
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,800
Lorenzo, hang up my degree
back to the wall.

503
00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,600
Flavia, check
all shoes.

504
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:54,100
All traces of Roberto to disappear,
let everything be as it was when I was.

505
00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:56,800
That is, let's put everything
with clutter? - Witty.

506
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,700
Do you think I like old books?
Grandma knows me very well.

507
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,000
Whoah! Excuse me, please.

508
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,500
It's my collection
with the ancient codes.

509
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:09,000
- It is also very expensive. - Calm down,
I give a personal touch to the house.

510
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,600
I remove the old codes and put them back
my "4 wheels" collection.

511
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
You need help going
the luggage in the apartment?

512
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:17,300
- Padano?
- Huh. - Sorry, one thing.

513
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:20,800
It is clear that all this
I do it only for the love of Paola.

514
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,800
If only half of it is true
from what he told me about you...

515
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,300
- I have changed since then.
- I hope so for you.

516
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,900
If you touch it with even a finger,
I will break you.

517
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,000
I'm going to get mom.
Are you done with "4 wheels"?

518
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,600
Dated, I'm interested.

519
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,600
Flavia, disappear Robert's photos.
I'm going to get grandma. Return.

520
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:44,800
We are tired.

521
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,600
This is our home. Come.

522
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,900
- Like your home.
- Thank you.

523
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:54,300
- We are asleep. Hi!
- Sorry.

524
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,600
- Hi, Dad. You are welcome. how are you
- Good.

525
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:04,100
- Alberto.
- Alberto.

526
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,900
We named him
like Alberto Sordi.

527
00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:10,900
- No, Alberto, like your father,
like grandpa - Like my father?

528
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:14,800
- How is my father?
- Who knows, he's dead.

529
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,100
- And my father died?
- Yes, unfortunately.

530
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:18,400
- And mom?
- Also.

531
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,200
- And my mother died?
- It's a disaster.

532
00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:24,800
- But 9 years ago, huh?
- Got it. I'm learning now, though.

533
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,600
You are an orphan, come on.
Look how cute we were?

534
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,400
On the wedding day.
You really like this photo.

535
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,400
- We put her here because...
- We love each other very much.

536
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,600
- Really, Alberto?
- Yes, yes.

537
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,100
And this is...

538
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,000
And all those books?
- It's yours.

539
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:44,000
Yes, they are yours.
You really like to read.

540
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,600
- Me?
- Above all French writers,

541
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,500
Flaubert, Baudelaire and even the
In Search of Proust's Lost Time.

542
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:52,600
You read this all the time.

543
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,800
Maybe you should hold on
some notes.

544
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,500
I got a tape recorder.
Press REC.

545
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:03,000
- Ah, I'm recording everything.
- Write.

546
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:08,800
My son's name is Alberto
like my father, who died.

547
00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,100
Edit it, eh.

548
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:14,900
- I have a house
and I really like reading. - Yes

549
00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:19,500
Where much, especially those
who write in French.

550
00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:22,200
- Yeah, okay, French writers.
- French.

551
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,300
- Above all...
- Flora - Flore -

552
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:28,000
- Flaubert.
- Flaubert.

553
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,300
- Colbert ...
- Hey Robespierre! Baudelaire.

554
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,300
Baudelaire and...

555
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:39,600
one who has lost some time,
and they give him a hand to find him.

556
00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:42,100
- Proust.
- Proust.

557
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:43,400
Come on, come on.

558
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,600
- This is the kitchen.
- This is the kitchen.

559
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,500
You were getting ready for me in the morning
the juice,

560
00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:51,700
then you went down
to buy croissants

561
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:54,500
and then you washed the dishes.
- I wash the dishes.

562
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:57,500
- You accompanied me to the hospital.
- I'm accompanying you to the hospital.

563
00:34:57,700 --> 00:35:01,100
And then you'd go to work, spinning
early evening to cook.

564
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:05,700
- While I was on the couch to rest.
- After such a day, of course.

565
00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:07,500
Well done, love.

566
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,600
- In short, delicate fabrics at 30 °.
- No, I know.

567
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,200
- Whites at 60°.
- You are very good. Very good.

568
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,500
You will see that soon
you will become as you were.

569
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,700
- Well, did I have friends?
- No.

570
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:26,100
You always were
a very lonely man.

571
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,000
A very lonely man.

572
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:34,000
- Hobbies? Sports, like soccer?
- No! Football no!

573
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,900
Football no!

574
00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:41,400
You liked classical music
even the opera, like me.

575
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:45,600
Dot. I like her
classical music, the opera

576
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,300
and football disgusts me,
even to see it. - Well done.

577
00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:54,000
Listen, love, forgive me for telling you.

578
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:58,500
You've lost that nice accent
Piemontese, which you had acquired.

579
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,900
- Did I have a Piemontese accent?
- Yes, you will have to practice.

580
00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:04,700
Practice, dumbass.

581
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:07,000
I'm going to the hospital.

582
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:11,200
Practice with pronunciation Drink -

583
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,400
Practice with a Piemontese accent.

584
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:24,000
Love, I'm sorry
If I didn't celebrate it enough.

585
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,300
It's because the news
it was unexpected.

586
00:36:26,900 --> 00:36:29,000
- But I'm happy.
- I know, puppy.

587
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,000
You will be a fantastic dad.

588
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:35,100
I am creating a contact.

589
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,700
Hey!

590
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,300
Er, it's dad talking.

591
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:44,800
What do you say to dad?

592
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,200
What is an idiot?
Michael, say a few words to him.

593
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,700
Calm down, I'm going to tell him eight.

594
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,800
I would like to know
what have you been thinking!

595
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Tomorrow
we have to go to work!

596
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,600
Let me hear the chord
she wasn't bad.

597
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,300
Take it easy though. Slowly.

598
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,300
- You are a guest here ...
- Oh, ooo!

599
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,000
Let me take it easy
and you scream!

600
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,100
- Something is missing. - Try a Sol
it's more melancholic.

601
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,900
You say...

602
00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:27,700
- Nice.
- Perfect.

603
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,400
Deadly.
But be quiet, because it will be the death of me.

604
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:32,400
- Of course.
- See you tomorrow.

605
00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:35,600
- This is the last time ...
- Tension!

606
00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:38,100
This is the last time I tell you!

607
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,400
- Michael, thank you.
- Please!

608
00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:45,700
Love, crazy things!
Do you know what he had the nerve to say to me?

609
00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:49,600
Let's go, let's go!

610
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,100
Go ahead and you were wrong.

611
00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:57,900
Go ahead and start again.

612
00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:00,700
Boy, if you win,
I give you the championship of Palermo.

613
00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:04,900
Oh yeah? If you win, I'll give it to you
Trezeguet, Camoranesi, Buffon and Cassano.

614
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:06,400
Go

615
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,200
Let's go, let's go!

616
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,400
Yes!

617
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,300
Whoah! Hey!

618
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:24,400
Oh, if you want, I give you more
Giada's photo!

619
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,200
- How?
- What, what.

620
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,100
Sweetheart, love at first sight?
Ouch!

621
00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:32,300
Did you confess to her?

622
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,300
No, they are always together
with other girls.

623
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:37,100
- Okay. - Kumper,
i know i will marry her one day.

624
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:39,400
- And you will be the best man.
- Oh, good.

625
00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:42,500
Better than the album
to finish it before the ceremony.

626
00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:46,400
Everyone in class,
the break is over. Front!

627
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,500
And next time I find you here
play, i'll rip your ball!

628
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,400
How wonderful! It's everything
like the last time I was here.

629
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,800
However, you, always
the usual messy.

630
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,800
Yes, I'm trying
to be by their side.

631
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,100
You're welcome, mom.
I'll show you to your room.

632
00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:17,300
After. I am so
happy to be with you!

633
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,400
Us too, grandma.

634
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:26,200
- Excuse me, have you started smoking?
- No, why?

635
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,500
Don't you smell a cigar?

636
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:33,700
No, it's a new one
air freshener from Cuba.

637
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:36,300
It's Trendy, it's called
''A night with Fidel.''

638
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,300
Ah, nice idea.

639
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:40,400
How beautiful!

640
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Well; Who is he?

641
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,000
Mom, you have cataracts,
but you don't miss anything.

642
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:48,700
- Who is he?
- Who is he?

643
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:49,900
- He.
- Paola.

644
00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:51,800
Yes, I see her.
- He is... Who is he?

645
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
My cousin Roberto,
you don't know him

646
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,500
- Ah, nice cousin.
- Really?

647
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,900
We'll never make it.

648
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:04,400
I love to massage her
with anti-cellulite beech oil.

649
00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:07,400
I love to pet
an hour in the afternoon.

650
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:10,900
After caresses, if he wants,
we have sex

651
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:14,700
No, it's not called "sex".
it's called ''making love''.

652
00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:20,000
Before I make love, I like to do laundry
and to perfume the secret places.

653
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:22,400
Are you done?

654
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,300
No, I still have two...

655
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:27,600
- Two more shirts,
and I'm done. - Well done.

656
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,200
You're ready for a nice one
μασάζ σούσι;

657
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,300
- Shiatsu. Sushi is raw fish.
- Σιάτσου.

658
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,700
It's called ``shiatsu,'' not ``sushi.''

659
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,300
Anyway, I'm waiting for you.

660
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:44,200
Then you have to wash the dishes.

661
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:48,900
- I did it my love.
- Πω πω! You really are my "ratin".

662
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:57,000
Check what "ratin" means.

663
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:03,500
- Thank you, Paola. A long time
I wasn't as happy as I am today.
- Me neither

664
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:07,300
- Hello, guys. Good night, tomorrow.
- Hello.

665
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:09,300
- Good night.
'Night.

666
00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:15,800
- Were you really happy today?
- No, it was stupid for grandma.

667
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,300
Ah, yes.

668
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,700
- Where are you going?
- Sorry, the habit.

669
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,100
I made the bed for you
in the little room.

670
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,800
Flavietta what time is he coming back?
It's almost one.

671
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,500
- Can I give you a tip?
- Of course.

672
00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:33,700
Continue to be indifferent
as you always did. 'Night.

673
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,200
'Night.

674
00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:41,700
You know, grandma, we don't get used to it anymore
let's have breakfast together.

675
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,700
It is important, however.
You get up 10 minutes earlier.

676
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:48,900
You already run all day.
By the way, at least in the evening,

677
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,100
sit at the table
all four together?

678
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,600
Yes, almost always.

679
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:58,000
'Day! What a miracle!
Did you make cherry cake too?

680
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,100
Yes, I got up once
hour earlier.

681
00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:05,200
I need to rest, I do
a job of great responsibility.

682
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:08,300
Have you changed?
Don't you make old women's tits?

683
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,400
What is that way you talk?
We don't say "tits", we say "chest".

684
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,400
We don't say "old ladies"
we say "no more new ones".

685
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,900
By the way,
why don't you give a gift

686
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:22,200
to this lady who is no more
news, see one of these nights

687
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,300
the movies you shot on vacation
last summer?

688
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,300
- Which movies?
- Those in Egypt, don't you remember?

689
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,300
Ah, the one with the pyramids!

690
00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:38,400
- What a memory!  You know what we're going to do?
A movie night.

691
00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:41,600
You will show me all the movies
of your vacation.

692
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,800
From Egypt, from Bora Bora
that like bergamo, you know?

693
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,600
- I'm curious.
- Don't tell me.

694
00:42:54,700 --> 00:42:57,300
- Do you want it to be Bora Bora here?
- What do you need?

695
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,500
It's enough to make the right plans,
fast editing and lots of music.

696
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,700
I called my assistant
give us a hand

697
00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:05,100
Juicy! We are here.
- Hello!

698
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,100
- Everything is fine. Children!
- Let's get ready.

699
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:12,400
Thanks. I will pay you back.
One more week of vacation,

700
00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:15,800
not in high season,
gift at Christmas, maybe a dinner.

701
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,200
Do you remember my children
my ex wife?

702
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,800
- Hello, former family of Marcello.
- Hello.

703
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
- Everything ready?
- Everything ready.

704
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:26,000
- I always dreamed of making movies.
- Well, let's do it.

705
00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:28,600
"Bora Bora" first.
engine, action, chuck!

706
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,500
- Welcome!
- Bienvenidos.

707
00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:37,700
Besitos a todos.

708
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:39,500
Hello!

709
00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:50,300
- Oh man..
- Mom, hello.

710
00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:54,000
- Hello, mom. Go away!
- How nice!

711
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:58,900
Aaaah!

712
00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:08,700
Come!

713
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:14,800
Come. Let's see.

714
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:20,500
We are erasing this!

715
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,900
- Hello, mom!
- Hello.

716
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,100
Calm down, I won't hurt you. Get started!

717
00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:57,600
Oscar for Best Picture,
the winner is .."Bora Bora"!

718
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,400
We only have two hours left
to make Egypt. Quickly.

719
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,400
But what Egypt! We did this
it is enough.

720
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,300
And where will you make Egypt, here?

721
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,600
- Bad faith woman.
- What is it? Slowly!

722
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,600
did you see

723
00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:21,100
Okay, look.

724
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,000
But this is laughable.

725
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,000
Nice, huh?

726
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,400
- Say hello to grandma. Hello, Grandma!
- Hello, grandma.

727
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:37,900
Here we were in the Sahara,
in what wild place.

728
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,400
Strange, it looks like a sea behind.

729
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,100
- It's the Nile.
- The Nile with waves?

730
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,000
It is a feature of the Nile.
the famous Egyptian horses.

731
00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:53,600
- Here, where have you been?
-In a typical suk (market).

732
00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:56,700
We bought
lots of spices.

733
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,800
Very strange.
Same as Piazza Dante market.

734
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,900
Really, I noticed that too.
But globalization does

735
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:08,500
all parts look alike,
Egypt, Bora Bora, Castellabate.

736
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,600
That red one over there
wasn't he with you in bora bora?

737
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,200
- Is he following you?
- It's true.

738
00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:18,100
And so, the positions are the same
and the Italians are the same

739
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,300
and they go to the same places.
- Better if they stayed home.

740
00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:25,800
The filming, who did it?
so you can always be together?

741
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,600
Mom, enjoy the movie, come on!
Who cares.

742
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,500
- Who did you, the filming?
- An animator. - Exactly.

743
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:34,900
And an all inclusive package:
eat, sleep and report.

744
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:38,200
I understood.
What a great night, guys!

745
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,300
Why don't you show me?
and the movie

746
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:44,300
where did you two years ago in las vegas?
- No!

747
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,500
- I had it on the computer and it disappeared.
I am sorry. - Too bad.

748
00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:59,800
Take it easy guys you're going to hit.

749
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,700
Valeria, love.
- Ms. teacher.

750
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:05,300
Ms. teacher ok

751
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,700
We can't go on
to avoid all our lives!

752
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,100
I have to kneel
under the window of our house?

753
00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:15,300
Let's give it another chance.
John Lennon used to say:

754
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,100
''Give Peace a Chance.''
- It's a fact they shot him.

755
00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:22,300
please I have changed
I'm not who I once was.

756
00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:25,200
I made a mistake
With the sticker albums,

757
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,400
also, with the '74 World Cup,
it was very rare.

758
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:36,500
Okay, I got it. Do you want this?

759
00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:41,400
Toto Schillaci, period '90-'91,
rare.

760
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,000
did you see

761
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,500
It doesn't cause me any pain.

762
00:47:53,100 --> 00:47:56,000
Excuse me, mr. doorman,
i have class You allow.

763
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:03,300
- Honey, it was rare.
- Dude, it was a color photocopy.

764
00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:06,700
Women don't understand
nothing from stickers.

765
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,400
- How are you?
- OK.

766
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,000
- Why?
- Elementary school is about to end

767
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:13,600
and we may never see each other again
with Giada.

768
00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:17,300
So tell her.

769
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:20,200
If I do it in front of everyone,
they will make fun of me.

770
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,900
So, write a letter and show it to her
when no one sees you.

771
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,400
- I don't know what to write.
- You're lucky.

772
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:29,200
Come to the study, and I'll write to you.
I'm an expert.

773
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,300
I was born a writer
love letters.

774
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:35,900
Better start with the date.
Write today's date.

775
00:48:36,100 --> 00:48:37,900
I won't give it today.

776
00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:41,100
Leave it blank, I will
reschedule, like a check.

777
00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:44,200
It's not a crime, it can be done.
So here we go...

778
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:49,700
Dear Giada. "Darling" but...
beloved. "Dear Giada".

779
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,700
"Dear Giada" is good.

780
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,800
are you here The boys
they are already in the studio.

781
00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:56,900
You should get it
half day off

782
00:48:57,100 --> 00:49:00,200
I got her. I'm writing a love story
letter for my best man .

783
00:49:00,300 --> 00:49:03,200
- 5 minutes and off we go.
- I'll help you. Get up.

784
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:04,900
Then you copy it.

785
00:49:05,100 --> 00:49:07,100
2 minutes with him
we make it fast fast.

786
00:49:07,300 --> 00:49:10,100
So, Giada?
Yes, the baby girl's name is Giada.

787
00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:12,200
-"Dear Giada" .
- It's already written.

788
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:18,400
''The present only
to declare to you''... What do you have?

789
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:22,000
- What are you doing, applying for
passport? - No, I already have.

790
00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:26,100
- Is she too formal? - Of course.
- Okay, this irony! Write.

791
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,700
- We're starting over.
-"Dear Giada". -"Dear Giada"''

792
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:32,700
''Love is one thing
which cannot be explained,''

793
00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:36,100
''so how do i explain it to you?''

794
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,700
- How are you going to explain it to her?
- It cannot be explained.

795
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,500
So, what are you going to write?
after what you said?

796
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,000
You went to close it
in a row and a half.

797
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,000
There is nothing more to say.
Record, one and a half series and you're done.

798
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,400
There's something you like
than i thought?

799
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,600
-"Dear Giada" is nice.
- We start from there again.

800
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,900
Well, "Dear Giada."
"Dear Giada",

801
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:01,000
"When I see you,
my heart is pounding,''

802
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:06,300
"I'm starting to sweat,
I'm panting''

803
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,700
"and my legs are cut off".

804
00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:12,100
''And it's not
because I was playing football.''

805
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,000
- Right.
- Let's avoid. ''And it's not...''

806
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:18,500
''... that I played football.
which is a noble sport".

807
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:25,300
-''You girls don't understand
nothing from ball. - Well done.

808
00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:30,900
''Like you don't understand anything
from player stickers''

809
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:33,200
-"And from music".
- Well done.

810
00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:36,400
''You only Sanremo
you can see.''

811
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,700
- I like this controversy.
"To see".

812
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:43,600
-''We men have so many passions''.
- I capitalize "men".

813
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,100
Of course, our name is
in the face.

814
00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:51,500
"We men have so many passions",
but that doesn't mean

815
00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:53,500
"that I don't like you"

816
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,600
''On the contrary, I would like to do with you
a load of guys,''

817
00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:01,400
''Even 11, all boys.''

818
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,100
- What is a soccer team?
- My passion.

819
00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:07,800
- It's too early.
That's why you say, he's small.

820
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:12,800
- Good, write. "But not now, later."
- After.

821
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:17,900
You point it out, so he understands
that it is future reference, a promise.

822
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:24,700
''That way you won't blame me
that I don't spend much time on you.''

823
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,900
But she doesn't have me
blame for nothing.

824
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,000
He'll blame you, best man.

825
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,300
Women, sooner or later,
they always blame you.

826
00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:34,300
- They are born to blame.
What are women? - Accusers.

827
00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:36,200
do you see We didn't have
agree.

828
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:37,400
Trust me!

829
00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:40,300
With this letter,
you close the door

830
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,900
You will make two copies.
When you deliver it,

831
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,500
one will sign you,
so when one day he says:

832
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:49,400
''You, the stickers ...''.
"No, I have written to you, the writings remain."

833
00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:51,900
- What do you think?
- Good.

834
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,400
The only problem is where you look
that it was not written by a child.

835
00:51:56,100 --> 00:51:58,900
He has very deep thoughts,
by adults.

836
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:02,600
This is our age,
we can't hide her.

837
00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:06,100
- Do one thing. Write.
- Huh.

838
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:10,200
''This letter
came from my heart''

839
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,700
''and no one helped me.

840
00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:17,200
-''Not even Rocco...''
- Well done.

841
00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:20,100
-''Not even his friend, Michele''.
- Perfect.

842
00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:23,500
-''If you want call them,
to confirm you.'' - Well done.

843
00:52:23,700 --> 00:52:26,000
Knowing, we will say:
"Who knows him?"

844
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:27,100
Lorenzo who?

845
00:52:27,300 --> 00:52:29,700
I say "who Lorenzo?"
and you "Who knows him?"

846
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,400
- I think that ...
- Then you copy it, there you go.

847
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:35,500
- Be careful.
- Thank you, best man.

848
00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:38,000
- Come on, they're waiting for us.
- Hi, thanks.

849
00:52:38,300 --> 00:52:41,400
- Come on, they're waiting for us.
- Ring the bell in my place.

850
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:04,300
shut up
she reads the piano.

851
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,200
Piano; Piero?

852
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:10,100
He persisted
to enroll in the Conservatory.

853
00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:12,600
The conservatory?
But he hates music?

854
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:16,400
It has changed a lot. This morning
polished all my silverware.

855
00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:22,600
- The silverware? He went crazy.
- I am very sad.

856
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,100
It must have been
the injury is serious.

857
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:27,900
- What can we do?
- Nothing, nothing.

858
00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:32,100
- The doctor said that with the new ones
knowledge must go step by step.

859
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,100
- To see you all together
it would be a shock. - Of course.

860
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,100
- So?
- Well, nothing.

861
00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:40,500
I will tell you
when the time comes.

862
00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:43,500
But it needs to
a long time yet. Let's go.

863
00:53:43,900 --> 00:53:45,200
- Come on, Walter.
- Greetings.

864
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:46,900
- Hello.
- Come on.

865
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,600
- It was fine.
- He's not dead, he's alive.

866
00:53:49,900 --> 00:53:52,700
- And then...
- Nothing. Come.

867
00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:55,700
He looks like he's asleep.

868
00:53:58,600 --> 00:53:59,700
And voila!

869
00:54:01,100 --> 00:54:02,700
This is Michele, my husband.

870
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,900
The CEO, Park-Lin-Nang
and his wife Sun-Da-Li.

871
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:11,600
Wann Kuan Chi Chen Lai ...
and to you.

872
00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:14,300
-Thanks for the invitation, Diana.

873
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,700
- Let us bring you
a typical liqueur. - Thank you.

874
00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:22,300
- lkebana, how beautiful.
-She, Ikeb..

875
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:25,600
- lkebana. - lkebana, the
we prepared in your honor.

876
00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:31,000
Thank you. But Ikebana
it's Japanese, I'm Korean.

877
00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:34,900
- South Korea has often
war against Japan. - Perfect.

878
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,200
You did very well.
Why the Japanese...

879
00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:43,200
Don't forget that
The Beatles broke up

880
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:47,100
because of a Japanese woman.
- My wife is Japanese.

881
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,200
But it wasn't her.

882
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,700
A glass of prosecco, girls?

883
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Thanks.

884
00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:02,800
- Piero, with this millefeuilles
you have escaped - Thank you.

885
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,900
It's one of my weapons.

886
00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:06,400
- Oh, yes?
- Since when?

887
00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:10,200
- Let's say, since Piero
he had the accident, he spoils me a bit.

888
00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:12,600
- Love.
- Ratin.

889
00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:14,500
- Huh?
- Mickey Mouse.

890
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,800
- I'm teaching him Piedmontese.
- He speaks well.

891
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:21,900
- You were telling us what to do
are you doing on the weekend?

892
00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:25,600
Oh yeah, he'll take me out.
We're going to the spa. Massage

893
00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:29,600
and extreme sex.
- Really?

894
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:32,100
Did you understand?

895
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:36,500
- Extreme, sadomasochistic type?
- Ugh! I master, he slave.

896
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,800
- Want a homemade limoncello?
- No!

897
00:55:40,300 --> 00:55:42,300
Now you make too
homemade limoncello?

898
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,400
A liter of alcohol,
a clear water,

899
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:48,500
10 lemons from Sorrento,
half a kilo of sugar.

900
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,300
I carefully wash the lemons,
I peel them

901
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,300
then I take the peel
I squeeze them.

902
00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:56,200
- Okay, we believe you. Thanks.
- What do I do, put?

903
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,600
- No, I'm intolerant.

904
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,900
- In limoncello?
- A little bit of everything tonight.

905
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,300
This idea of yours, Diana,
she is very interesting.

906
00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:09,400
We need to have a good talk about it, though.
the funding and very large.

907
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,300
- Yes, I know. Indeed, tonight

908
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,200
I have all the material needed
for the presentation of the project.

909
00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:18,900
- I think they will need the most
2-3 months for the result...

910
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,800
- Who is he?
-He;

911
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,300
My husband's guest.

912
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:50,600
He is a friend of mine who, unfortunately,
his wife left him.

913
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,000
unfairly, among others.
A human case.

914
00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:57,900
- The poor guy looks like he's suffering.
- Now, maybe.

915
00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:00,900
He will soon understand what
luck he had.

916
00:57:04,100 --> 00:57:06,900
I'm going to get the liqueurs.
Love, come with me?

917
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,600
Of course, my love.

918
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:13,200
Sayonara. Sayonara.

919
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:19,400
- Grandma!
- Yes, my treasure? Tell me, my pleasure.

920
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:23,000
- You want to read the love letter
where did i write to giada? - Of course.

921
00:57:23,300 --> 00:57:26,600
"Dear Giada, when I see you,
my heart is beating fast,''

922
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:31,800
''I feel panting, sweating,
and my legs are cut...''.

923
00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:34,400
- Who wrote this thing?
- I wrote it myself.

924
00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:36,600
I can't believe it,
you didn't write it.

925
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:40,700
- Tell the truth, who wrote it?
- A caretaker, Rocco, and his friend.

926
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,500
I wanted to say it.
So it's not good.

927
00:57:44,300 --> 00:57:45,600
You have to do it again.

928
00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:48,700
- Will you help me?
- Of course I will help you.

929
00:57:48,900 --> 00:57:50,900
Then you copy it nicely. Come.

930
00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:52,700
If this bum ruins my night,

931
00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:55,500
he won't be the only one leaving
from this house, clear?

932
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,300
- Yes, love.
- Okay.

933
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:00,200
- Now let's go inside and smile.
- I'm smiling.

934
00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:05,800
- Come on.
- A toast to Korea!

935
00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:10,100
Where did they go?

936
00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:17,800
I forgot something inside.
Wait here a moment.

937
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:26,700
Guys, I tried.
I look for her, I call her, but nothing.

938
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:28,500
It doesn't help anything.

939
00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:33,600
Look no further for her. You will see that it will
turn back like an abandoned dog.

940
00:58:33,900 --> 00:58:36,400
But what! Don't listen to him.

941
00:58:36,900 --> 00:58:39,800
Women like men
who understands his mistakes.

942
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:44,300
-Rocco, if you love your life,
send her to hell

943
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:49,500
Nice! That way you will find yourself alone.
Old and lonely.

944
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,600
At least he did what he wanted.

945
00:58:58,300 --> 00:59:00,600
Michele, or me or him. Did you understand?

946
00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:08,000
Love, we can no longer
let's continue like this.

947
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:11,600
- Because it's almost a month.
- I know.

948
00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:14,800
I, however, find it fascinating.

949
00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:17,400
That I come to find you at night,
in secret

950
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:21,000
Exciting, yes. But think about it
that I have all the things at home.

951
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:22,800
I am here with two suitcases.

952
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,300
You had said that
you wouldn't beat me.

953
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,900
And you said it
that it was only for a few days.

954
00:59:28,900 --> 00:59:31,000
I'm just asking for a little patience.

955
00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:35,700
- What will you give me in return?
- Come on, we just did it.

956
00:59:36,100 --> 00:59:37,600
Twice banned?

957
00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:40,200
For me tomorrow again
the theater begins!

958
00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:42,400
Anyway, hello.

959
00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:45,800
- Don't talk to your father like that.
- Him?

960
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,200
This is not my father.
My father, the real one

961
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:52,400
it would have done the world for you
bullshit to your girlfriends.

962
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:56,200
You would have pissed him off too
he would sleep on the sofa.

963
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:58,400
Instead, thank God,
he was perfect.

964
00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,200
- Aren't you happy?
- Well, no.

965
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:02,900
I don't need him
Batman's servant.

966
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:04,600
I need a father.

967
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,400
If I do all this,
I do it for his own good.

968
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,500
Your way of loving him
is to make fun of him. Congratulations.

969
01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:14,200
I'm not making fun of him.
I'm just improving him.

970
01:00:14,900 --> 01:00:17,800
Love, when I'm done
the dishes,

971
01:00:18,100 --> 01:00:20,100
to prepare a nice one for you
hot bath with patchouli?

972
01:00:22,700 --> 01:00:23,900
Yes, puciunin!

973
01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:27,500
Don't you understand?

974
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,700
You have created a monster.
Good patchouli.

975
01:00:40,100 --> 01:00:42,100
- Thank you.
- Can't you sleep?

976
01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:47,100
I can't stomach the idea
that my mother is leaving

977
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,000
You know, when you turn 50 years old
and your mother is fine

978
01:00:53,300 --> 01:00:55,300
you start thinking
that she is immortal.

979
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:00,400
You know I never made it
see her as a mother-in-law?

980
01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:03,200
- On the contrary.
- I know. She loves you too.

981
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:08,200
If you add the fact
that Flavia and Lorenzo

982
01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:12,200
they treat me like a stranger...
- Don't be angry, they grow up.

983
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,100
You are right.

984
01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:17,200
I had neglected them
and now what to expect?

985
01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:22,400
- You know, after all, I'm an idiot.
- No, not even above.

986
01:01:23,900 --> 01:01:25,500
- Thank you.
- Please.

987
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,400
- Fuck you.
- You go.

988
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,800
- Do you see how many beautiful girls?
- I'm sad inside.

989
01:01:37,900 --> 01:01:40,500
Are you sure that Valeria
is he coming to this place?

990
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,200
Of course, it's been 15 years.
There she is, do you see her?

991
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,300
He lowered his hand and he sees you.

992
01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:47,900
I'm not sure.
This strategy you came up with,

993
01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:50,700
for me it doesn't work.
- It works, trust me.

994
01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:54,000
What was John Lennon saying? ''Not
there are problems, there are solutions.''

995
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:55,800
But Lennon didn't know Valeria.

996
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,200
Phase I of the program.

997
01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:01,200
We find two beautiful girls
and we invite them

998
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:04,400
to play beach volleyball with us.
So when Valeria sees you

999
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,000
will be jealous, being a woman,
and what does he do?

1000
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:10,900
He tries to dominate the
her husband, where are you?

1001
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:20,200
Did I understand correctly? Do you want to...
The alpha female to be jealous

1002
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,400
the alpha male
and go get it again.

1003
01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:25,500
- Exactly, because you're the leader of the pack.
- It's true, I'm the leader of the pack.

1004
01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:29,000
I'm the leader
but you are smart, you are a genius.

1005
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,300
- Uh, okay.
- Nothing else, Shakespeare!

1006
01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:33,700
- What do they call this?
- Phase A. - Phase A.

1007
01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:35,100
Let's go.

1008
01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:39,900
- Look at the sea!
- Beautiful, and what a weather.

1009
01:02:42,900 --> 01:02:44,900
- Good morning!
- Hey, girls.

1010
01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:47,700
- Italian women?
- Yes - Italian women.

1011
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:51,300
Sorry to bother you,
but me and my alpha friend

1012
01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:53,200
we would like to
let's stretch a little.

1013
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,700
Do you want to play?
a nice game of beach volleyball?

1014
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,600
If you don't know how to play, I'll teach you.
Head!

1015
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000
- What do you say, brother?
- For me ok.

1016
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,300
We do mixed pairs,
So it's more balanced.

1017
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:07,600
No.

1018
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,700
- We play females against males.
- No, girls.

1019
01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:12,800
- They have this pleasure.
- No, no.

1020
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,400
We play slowly.

1021
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,300
The stadium is from there.

1022
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,200
You always ask for the ball!

1023
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,200
Give it! Mine!

1024
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,500
- The ball!
- Get out of there!

1025
01:03:32,700 --> 01:03:33,800
Yours!

1026
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,200
- Out!
But what outside!

1027
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:44,200
No, no. He was outside.

1028
01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:49,500
- Did you see the ball?
- It just passed.

1029
01:03:59,700 --> 01:04:00,700
Come on, come on.

1030
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:09,000
Dude, do you have phase B?

1031
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:13,700
- What did you say your name was?
- I never said.

1032
01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:17,200
- You didn't tell me your name?
- No.

1033
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:21,600
- You didn't ask me.
- I'm asking now.

1034
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:24,600
Ahmed. I am happy.

1035
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,600
You for two years
You only called me Pakistan

1036
01:04:28,900 --> 01:04:30,800
Was I being a bit racist?

1037
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:32,700
Little;

1038
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:36,100
You always said that white and black
they can be together

1039
01:04:36,300 --> 01:04:39,400
only in the Juventus jersey.
- Impossible.

1040
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,200
My wife told me
that i hate football

1041
01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:44,300
Wait, I'm going.

1042
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:49,100
good morning my lady
do we fill it?

1043
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,100
Yes, leave the Pakistani
and let's go, I only have an hour.

1044
01:04:52,900 --> 01:04:55,500
- Sorry where?
- To me, as usual.

1045
01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:01,300
I didn't understand.
Shall we fill it yes or no?

1046
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:05,500
- Why are you talking like an idiot?
- I'm from Turin.

1047
01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:09,600
Are you telling me why you disappeared?
Cell phone closed, gas station closed.

1048
01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:13,000
- If you wanted to quit, you could say so.
- Cut what?

1049
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,900
Mr. Piero has an accident
and lost memory.

1050
01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:21,500
Anyway. Next time
find something else. Hi.

1051
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,000
- Did I know her?
- Very well.

1052
01:05:32,900 --> 01:05:36,200
- Your lover for 3 years.
- My wife never told me.

1053
01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:39,900
- You met at Diego's beer hall.
- Who is Diego?

1054
01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:45,700
- Friend you go to the stadium with.
- Impossible. I hate football.

1055
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:58,200
- But maybe my wife ...?
- You got caught, you fool.

1056
01:06:08,100 --> 01:06:11,200
So, girls,
cocktail or chilled prosecchino?

1057
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,700
- Pineapple juice for me.
- Pineapple juice.

1058
01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:15,800
- Orange juice.
I drink pear juice.

1059
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,500
Remember, a pineapple juice,
pear juice and an orange juice.

1060
01:06:19,700 --> 01:06:22,100
- Pear juice for me too. You go.
- Me?

1061
01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:24,300
You go. Is the design mine?
You go.

1062
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:27,400
Eh, it's his plan, I'm going.

1063
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:29,900
I'll be right back.

1064
01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:33,300
Please, don't go.

1065
01:06:36,900 --> 01:06:39,400
- What plan are you talking about?
- It's not a plan.

1066
01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:43,300
- You have to do us a favor.
- The type to teach you volleyball?

1067
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:46,000
No, it's about doing
to make a woman jealous.

1068
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:51,600
Good morning. A pineapple juice,
orange and two pear juices.

1069
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,000
Immediately.

1070
01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:56,600
- Hello. A bottle of water.
- Love!

1071
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:01,200
Love; what are you doing here
useless man, would I like to know?

1072
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,300
a coincidence,
same beach, same sea.

1073
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:07,900
Please, it's 15 years
we have an umbrella here!

1074
01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:11,300
Thanks.

1075
01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:14,200
- Can I have a drink?
- Yes. He pays.

1076
01:07:15,700 --> 01:07:17,200
- Okay?
- Clear.

1077
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:20,400
We start to prepare.
I'm going to find him because I don't know where he is.

1078
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:22,400
Go, go.
But where did he go?

1079
01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:29,700
Love;

1080
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:33,500
- What are you doing here?
- Didn't you have a meeting with the manager?

1081
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,700
Fortunately it was postponed
and I was here alone.

1082
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,900
- I was getting bored.
- Hi, Diana.

1083
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,000
Come on, it wasn't
here and the parasite.

1084
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,500
- Who are these cocktails for?
- Ours.

1085
01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:50,100
Of course, ours.
Whose should it be?

1086
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:51,500
There are four.

1087
01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:55,000
It has happy hour, you pay
three and you get four.

1088
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:57,200
- What are you doing, leaving it?
- What are we doing?

1089
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:00,800
Yuhu, Michi!
We are waiting for you!

1090
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:02,700
Come on, let's go Rocchino.

1091
01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:08,500
- You were a monk, huh?
- Love, I can explain everything to you.

1092
01:08:08,900 --> 01:08:10,800
We're going for a bath!

1093
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:13,500
- We're going home.
- Love, take it easy.

1094
01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:16,500
- Don't get upset and you're pregnant.
- Yes, with an idiot!

1095
01:08:16,700 --> 01:08:18,500
They already told you
that it's a boy?

1096
01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:22,000
- You're the idiot!
- Sorry, I didn't understand, love.

1097
01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:26,300
Phase B was perfect,
however, eh!

1098
01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:30,000
Well, I didn't fall off the balcony

1099
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:32,400
in the third act of ''Tosca''?
- No!

1100
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:35,300
You were looking at one's ass
and you fell into a pillar.

1101
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:36,900
The Pakistani told me.

1102
01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:39,400
- So I don't like opera?
- Again?

1103
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,700
If you meet Placido Domingo
you hit him with the car.

1104
01:08:43,100 --> 01:08:45,900
On the contrary, you have seen
all lots on tv

1105
01:08:46,100 --> 01:08:49,600
from 1970 until today.
- And at least a thousand on the field.

1106
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:52,200
Juve, Juve. Black and white
from head to toe,

1107
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:54,200
permanent subscription to the Scirea horseshoe.

1108
01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:56,500
- Okay, but I was reading Proust.
- Prost.

1109
01:08:56,700 --> 01:08:58,700
You supported Prost
when he was racing with Ferrari.

1110
01:08:58,900 --> 01:09:00,800
And you are proud
for the subscription to "the Hours",

1111
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:02,700
80s, golden age, the best.

1112
01:09:02,900 --> 01:09:06,800
To date, the only book you've read
it's from the driving school.

1113
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:10,400
You were 18 and you told me
that you didn't quite understand it.

1114
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:12,700
You are a bit of Umberto Eco
of the gas pump.

1115
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:17,400
And the story I made
massage my wife?

1116
01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:20,600
That's enough!
Better fake a heart attack.

1117
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:23,900
- Okay, but...
-"But" what? - What?

1118
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,400
I mean, then we made love.

1119
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:29,100
Have you seen your wife?

1120
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:35,100
I offer a round to everyone because it is
the best joke of the night.

1121
01:09:35,300 --> 01:09:36,600
- Another double.
- Forward

1122
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:40,200
The last pairing,
if i remember correctly, it was 2000.

1123
01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:43,800
Semi-finals of the European Championship
against the Netherlands.

1124
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:47,900
- I think on penalties, right?
- Yes, but you were very, very drunk.

1125
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,100
Very. The love!

1126
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:51,600
- Guys.
- Huh?

1127
01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:53,900
There is little I can do.

1128
01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:59,600
- My wife is a bitch.
- Come now!

1129
01:09:59,700 --> 01:10:01,400
- What did he need?
- Come on!

1130
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:18,600
<i>

1131
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:23,400
Clown who?
What the hell are you laughing at?

1132
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,100
- Love, is that you?
- No, it's me.

1133
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:31,800
- Piero, I need to talk to you.
- Oh, yes? Me too.

1134
01:10:32,300 --> 01:10:35,700
- Well, let's do odd and even.
- No, I'm starting.

1135
01:10:36,100 --> 01:10:37,700
I will tell you just three words.

1136
01:10:39,100 --> 01:10:41,900
- Sun love heart?
- No. You are shit.

1137
01:10:43,900 --> 01:10:47,000
The opera, quiche lorraine,
beech massage

1138
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:49,000
and all the bullshit
that you told me

1139
01:10:49,100 --> 01:10:50,500
I know, you're right.

1140
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,200
- I would tell you.
- You did a horrible thing.

1141
01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:58,300
You replaced me! You put in another one
in my place. Do you understand that?

1142
01:10:58,700 --> 01:11:01,300
You didn't like it anymore
the piero i was before?

1143
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:03,700
Did you want another Piero?

1144
01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:06,100
No, no, I didn't want another Piero.

1145
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:10,300
Yes! Yes!

1146
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:14,000
- I wanted you different, and so...
- So what?

1147
01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:16,900
Because you like them
a lot of changes,

1148
01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:19,600
familiarize yourself with your new configuration
I don't play anymore.

1149
01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:23,900
- I'm retiring, I'm leaving!
- No, Piero. Please, let's talk.

1150
01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:26,400
Maybe we can
to find a solution.

1151
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:28,600
I already found the solution.
Goodbye.

1152
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:32,300
Goodbye.

1153
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:56,300
Wake up, wake up!
Help, help, thief!

1154
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,800
- Mom, are you okay?
- Yes, very well.

1155
01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:03,600
But get a rope
and you, Paola, call the Police.

1156
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:05,700
- How did he get in?
- Through the door.

1157
01:12:05,900 --> 01:12:07,600
He is a professional, in my opinion.

1158
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:11,100
Come on, Police?
Yes, we have discovered...

1159
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,200
- Roberto!
- Roberto.

1160
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:18,100
No sorry, that's wrong. Good evening.
what did you say

1161
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:21,100
- He's your cousin Roberto.
- What did you do to him?

1162
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:24,500
I fried him. I'm sorry,
but what is he doing here at night?

1163
01:12:24,900 --> 01:12:27,700
- What did Roberto do?
- Because Roberto is ...

1164
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:31,600
It is watering
because he is a gardener...

1165
01:12:32,300 --> 01:12:33,400
- At night?
- Yes

1166
01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:35,200
Mother, they water at night.

1167
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:37,700
During the day, the water evaporates.
If you don't know, you don't...

1168
01:12:37,900 --> 01:12:41,500
Oh, what a blow. What a blow!

1169
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,200
- Was that you?
- No.

1170
01:12:48,100 --> 01:12:49,700
The lady in yellow,
Jessica Fletcher.

1171
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:52,100
Grandma didn't recognize you.

1172
01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:55,000
He had only seen one picture of you
with your cousin Paola.

1173
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:58,000
- Cousin Paola?
- Paola first degree, me.

1174
01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:00,100
Forgive me
but I didn't know that

1175
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:02,500
that you are coming here
at night to water.

1176
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:06,100
- Water what?
-How "what"? The plants.

1177
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,300
He's in shock, the poor guy.
He is broken.

1178
01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:10,900
Not like normal
never shone.

1179
01:13:11,100 --> 01:13:13,600
- Sorry, I didn't know.
- What a sorry.

1180
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,400
- It would be better if you told everything.
- Shall we put ice?

1181
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:18,200
Guys, to sleep.
He has school tomorrow.

1182
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:21,600
- Mom, rest, you are tired.
- Excuse me. Good night.

1183
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:23,900
Let's go to bed, guys.

1184
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:27,000
What did you come to do?
here at night?

1185
01:13:27,300 --> 01:13:31,600
Nothing. A folder
that I forgot...

1186
01:13:32,300 --> 01:13:34,100
No, I would like to emphasize

1187
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:38,400
that it is not a strange thing
where am i here But that he is.

1188
01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:50,400
Well done! Very good guys.
We play like gods

1189
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:53,600
Your Paul tells you.
Tomorrow we will make an impression.

1190
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:54,700
Why not!

1191
01:13:56,400 --> 01:14:00,100
Rocco, I want to see you iron
not depressing.

1192
01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:03,400
Tomorrow is our big chance.
Stop thinking about Valeria.

1193
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:04,800
It looks easy.

1194
01:14:05,900 --> 01:14:07,900
- Is Diana leaving you tomorrow?
- Of course.

1195
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,600
I told her I'm at a conference.

1196
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:14,200
Rocco, take the bull by the horns.
I'll talk to your wife.

1197
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:19,600
- Calm down, Rocco. Phase C begins.
- Ouch!

1198
01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:21,500
- Are you worried?
- Yes!

1199
01:14:21,700 --> 01:14:24,900
The letters are 21, we have made 2
and I am miraculously alive.

1200
01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:30,300
- Who is he?
I'm Piero.

1201
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,700
- Cheers.
- Hello.

1202
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:36,900
I thought that...

1203
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,400
What am I doing, entering?

1204
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:44,600
- Come on, you idiot.
- Thank you, thank you.

1205
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:49,500
- Good night.
- Night.

1206
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,800
- I feel sorry for Roberto.
- Unbelievable!

1207
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:59,300
It's the first time I've heard you say that
the verb "sorry".

1208
01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:03,700
Okay, I'm waking up.

1209
01:15:38,454 --> 01:15:40,770
- Last day of school

1210
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:49,800
Who is he? Who is he?

1211
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:54,600
Mama! Yes, I'll take it.
Fourth drawer, you told me so.

1212
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,400
I'll take anything.
No, I can't pass.

1213
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,000
I'm in your place
I'm having a bite here.

1214
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:01,800
See you later. Hi, I kiss you.

1215
01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:10,300
Good morning, you give me a kibble,
rice croquettes and a piece of ...

1216
01:16:12,300 --> 01:16:13,600
Dr. Pandolfelli?

1217
01:16:14,300 --> 01:16:16,700
You said a kibble,
a rice croquette and...?

1218
01:16:16,900 --> 01:16:18,700
Do you do the roaster too?

1219
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,800
Part-time. You know, the crisis.

1220
01:16:24,900 --> 01:16:27,800
No! Are you calling me stupid?

1221
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,800
Did my mother arrange everything?

1222
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:33,800
You know Ms. Clara
you can't say no.

1223
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,000
- So it's not bad.
- No, no.

1224
01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:39,100
The heart is always a little grumpy,
but without exaggeration.

1225
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:42,800
You are crazy!
Is it to make jokes?

1226
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:45,000
It's not a joke.

1227
01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:49,100
Your mother says you are visiting her
at most twice a year.

1228
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:53,900
- Go see your mother, sick
by heart, twice a year? - No!

1229
01:16:55,700 --> 01:16:58,500
- I mean, yes. And three.
- Excuse me if you will.

1230
01:16:59,300 --> 01:17:03,500
- You should be ashamed.
- But I call her very often.

1231
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:07,800
- Very often how much?
- And once a month.

1232
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,400
Ah, once a month!
Did you hear?

1233
01:17:10,700 --> 01:17:13,200
Well done, congratulations!
Once a month!

1234
01:17:14,100 --> 01:17:17,000
No, and once...
However, you do your job.

1235
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:20,600
I know your mom well,
has been shopping with us for 20 years.

1236
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:23,800
It will be the fault of these meatballs
who got sick!

1237
01:17:24,900 --> 01:17:27,500
I think he got sick
from loneliness.

1238
01:17:37,700 --> 01:17:39,100
I can't anymore.

1239
01:17:39,300 --> 01:17:41,900
If you don't tell her the truth,
I will tell her.

1240
01:17:42,100 --> 01:17:44,500
- Come on, it's not funny.
- Who's kidding?

1241
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:47,800
Now we don't see each other anymore.
You're always doing something.

1242
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,700
You never have time for me.

1243
01:17:49,900 --> 01:17:53,500
I know, but unfortunately
it's still a few days.

1244
01:17:54,100 --> 01:17:55,600
A few days a dick.

1245
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:58,800
It was two weeks ago,
and then it was a month,

1246
01:17:59,100 --> 01:18:02,200
now it's almost two months.
Paola, when does this old woman die!

1247
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:05,700
What are you doing, knocking?

1248
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:15,100
You know what the real problem is
Rocco's? The priorities.

1249
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:20,600
I wonder, all the bullshit
who wastes time every day...

1250
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:25,000
Where does she find the energy for stickers,
football, soldiers...?

1251
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:28,300
the little soldiers! At his age!

1252
01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:32,100
They made him lose sight of what
it is really important in life.

1253
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:35,200
- Like?
- That is, the before, the before ...

1254
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:37,000
- Priorities.
- Priorities.

1255
01:18:38,900 --> 01:18:41,600
- Hi Rocco.
- Hi, guys.

1256
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:44,800
The thought of a child, the couple,

1257
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:48,200
needs and wants
of the partner, i.e. me.

1258
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:51,600
Just put on the wig
and the rest of the world disappears.

1259
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,700
It's enough for him to do his stupid things
and I no longer exist.

1260
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:58,000
- Yes, but... - What am I telling you?
where are you worse than him?

1261
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:01,300
How dare you?
How can you say these things?

1262
01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:05,000
Who were you living with during these years?
With Rocco or a stranger?

1263
01:19:05,300 --> 01:19:08,100
He always says what he wants
a lot of guys from you,

1264
01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:11,000
that he loves you, that you are the most
important woman in his life.

1265
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:13,200
Don't tell me you don't know
because I don't believe it.

1266
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,500
What did you do instead?
in all these years?

1267
01:19:15,700 --> 01:19:17,900
- You tried to change him.
- Me? - Yes, you.

1268
01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:21,000
And do you know why?
Why do you want him like you, katsuffa.

1269
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:23,600
Catfish and dry like you.
I said it.

1270
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:28,500
- Hello, Rocco. Is the 5th out?
- Not yet.

1271
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,100
- What are you looking at?
Don't you see it?

1272
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:37,200
Are you fighting, in your opinion?
Dude, calm down.

1273
01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:39,300
He's Sicilian, and he's gesturing.

1274
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:42,100
If you had come at least once
see us play

1275
01:19:42,300 --> 01:19:44,700
you would understand
that the wig is not a toy,

1276
01:19:44,900 --> 01:19:49,300
it's a dream that Rocco carried on
in spite of people like you,

1277
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:53,300
that they should want it
his good and his happiness.

1278
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,900
Do you know what I'm telling you?
Rocco did the right thing and left you.

1279
01:19:57,100 --> 01:19:58,400
I left him.

1280
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:02,400
Okay, changing intentions
the result is the same.

1281
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:04,500
You're bitter and bitter, that's what you are.

1282
01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:07,000
Nati.

1283
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:10,900
on occasion,
did you give her the letter?

1284
01:20:11,300 --> 01:20:14,800
- I haven't made it yet.
- What does "I failed" mean?

1285
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:18,400
- You must definitely succeed.
- Now I can't, it's everyone.

1286
01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:22,000
If Giada hears you say that,
what was he supposed to think? Huh?

1287
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:25,300
- Are you a man or not?
- Yes - Then go ahead!

1288
01:20:25,900 --> 01:20:28,800
You have to master things,
otherwise they have no value.

1289
01:20:30,300 --> 01:20:31,500
Go ahead, best man.

1290
01:20:45,900 --> 01:20:47,700
Take it, this is for you.

1291
01:20:48,700 --> 01:20:49,800
Thanks.

1292
01:20:53,300 --> 01:20:55,300
- Hello.
- Hi, did you find everything?

1293
01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:58,100
Yes, even things
which I did not imagine to find.

1294
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:01,200
Can we have a chat,
dear mother very ill?

1295
01:21:01,300 --> 01:21:05,300
- Thank you. But then.
Now I have a nice surprise. - And another one?

1296
01:21:06,100 --> 01:21:09,700
- Hi, Dad. did you see
- Did you do it? I don't believe it.

1297
01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:12,800
Grandma taught me yesterday,
it is a first experiment.

1298
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,300
But in the end it is not difficult.

1299
01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:16,100
And what an experiment!
It's good.

1300
01:21:16,300 --> 01:21:17,200
Hi everyone.

1301
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:20,100
- Hello grandma, I delivered the letter.
- Well done, Lorenzo.

1302
01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:21,700
Hello Paola.

1303
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:31,600
everything ok

1304
01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:34,600
- You are happy now.
- For what?

1305
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:37,300
Me and Roberto broke up.

1306
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:41,200
- I'm sorry.
-''I'm sorry, I'm sorry''.

1307
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:43,800
since you found out
that's all you know how to say.

1308
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:48,000
But you know what the problem is?
That I don't care at all.

1309
01:21:50,500 --> 01:21:54,900
- Weren't you in love with Roberto?
- I don't know anymore.

1310
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:59,500
You know what I just know?
That men will never understand you.

1311
01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:04,200
There is nothing to understand.
That's the trick.

1312
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:10,000
Honey, are you telling me the truth?
What exactly did Valeria tell you?

1313
01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:13,400
- Rocco, are we friends?
- When it's like that, things are bad.

1314
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:17,300
- Answer me, are we friends or not?
- It depends. Okay, yes. I want to know.

1315
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,300
If a friend tells you something,
is he telling you for your own good?

1316
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:23,700
- I believe, yes.
- So your friend Michele tells you:

1317
01:22:23,900 --> 01:22:27,500
"Throw black stone behind you."
- I would throw her on you!

1318
01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:30,400
You told me:
"I'm going to talk, I'll solve everything."

1319
01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:33,400
I tried, I couldn't
to do anything Forget her.

1320
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:36,700
- What "forgot her"?
- Forget her. - I can't.

1321
01:22:36,900 --> 01:22:39,000
- Rocco, look.
- No - Look!

1322
01:22:39,700 --> 01:22:41,200
Rocco, you are a handsome man.

1323
01:22:41,900 --> 01:22:43,400
Interest.

1324
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,800
You know how much someone like you is needed
to find another woman?

1325
01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:50,300
A; You find ten!
What am I saying, ten? Hundred.

1326
01:22:50,900 --> 01:22:52,800
- Right, guys?
- As many as you want!

1327
01:22:53,300 --> 01:22:57,400
Oh! What is this funeral? In a little while
they take the Beatlemania stage.

1328
01:22:58,300 --> 01:23:01,500
It is the reason that the last year
we did a bunch..

1329
01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:04,000
Be careful!

1330
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:06,300
So, John, loud!

1331
01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:10,000
- You're right, loud.
- Loud!

1332
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:13,400
- Loud!
- Got it, Dynata!

1333
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:17,600
You are right, best man,
Must be loud!

1334
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:20,200
We have to go there
and break their bones.

1335
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:22,500
- Guys, loud!
- Loud! - Loud!

1336
01:23:22,700 --> 01:23:25,000
Front!

1337
01:23:26,400 --> 01:23:28,500
- One thing I want to ask you.
- Tell me.

1338
01:23:28,700 --> 01:23:30,900
I can find out what he told you
Valeria exactly?

1339
01:23:31,100 --> 01:23:34,700
- Rocco, are we friends?
- When it's like that, things are bad.

1340
01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:38,900
- Answer me, are we friends or not?
- It depends. Come on, yes. I want to know.

1341
01:23:39,500 --> 01:23:42,100
If a friend tells you something,
is he telling you for your own good?

1342
01:23:42,300 --> 01:23:46,600
Yes, I hope so.- Well, your friend Michele
he tells you: ''Throw black stone''.

1343
01:23:47,300 --> 01:23:50,100
I was saying that
something was wrong.

1344
01:23:50,300 --> 01:23:52,600
Come, one who from morning till night
learns to do

1345
01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:56,000
Castilian grouper cake
and homeopathic massages!

1346
01:23:56,300 --> 01:23:58,700
I see, I was wrong. Patience!

1347
01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:01,200
Now;

1348
01:24:01,300 --> 01:24:04,100
You have done something irreparable.
To sue.

1349
01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:07,600
To deprive a person of
its sacred right to be disgusted

1350
01:24:07,900 --> 01:24:09,800
it's one thing
which I would never do.

1351
01:24:10,100 --> 01:24:12,000
I don't say with Renatino,
which is a love

1352
01:24:12,100 --> 01:24:14,400
but according to me, with him
your weird ex...

1353
01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:17,700
In some cases, it is necessary,
but if you don't like a man,

1354
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:22,100
you leave him, you don't transform him.
- But I liked it that way, even flawed.

1355
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:26,300
- Except I realized it later.
- Well, tell him.

1356
01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:29,500
- I know, I'll tell him.
- Immediately! - One minute!

1357
01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:35,100
A lot of stress.

1358
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:40,000
- The blue prince what happened?
- I think she's in the bathroom.

1359
01:24:41,300 --> 01:24:44,000
- Ready?
- Could you lend a hand?

1360
01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:48,200
- Mom, if she doesn't like me?
- She likes you, otherwise she wouldn't have come.

1361
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:50,500
She is!

1362
01:24:53,100 --> 01:24:54,500
- Hello.
- Hello.

1363
01:24:56,100 --> 01:24:57,500
Come on in.

1364
01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:04,500
There you go, I imagined it.

1365
01:25:05,500 --> 01:25:08,000
- My family, my grandmother, my sister.
- Hello everyone.

1366
01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:09,400
- Hello.
- Hello.

1367
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:12,100
- Shall we go to the room before dinner?
- Yes - Let's go.

1368
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:16,500
I'm going to finish.

1369
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:20,100
did he see Chuck! Immediately in the room.
like his father.

1370
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:23,000
In your opinion,
how long is the love story?

1371
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:25,800
- Is it June?
- Huh. - At the end of August fifteenth.

1372
01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:28,100
But don't tell them,
it is not correct.

1373
01:25:28,300 --> 01:25:29,800
Grandmother!

1374
01:25:31,700 --> 01:25:33,700
- Grandma Clara!
- Mom!

1375
01:25:35,100 --> 01:25:36,200
Let's go.

1376
01:26:05,100 --> 01:26:06,300
Come on.

1377
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:11,200
Peace and love!

1378
01:26:12,300 --> 01:26:13,400
Hi!

1379
01:26:18,200 --> 01:26:19,300
Sorry for the intrusion.

1380
01:27:10,300 --> 01:27:14,300
Guys, congratulations! You are in the final
and with the highest score. Well done!

1381
01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:18,300
I knew it! We did very well!

1382
01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:22,000
If we say well ''Sgt. pepper''
we did it, the prize is ours.

1383
01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:23,800
What's going on?

1384
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:28,900
- Yoko Ono is missing.
- Huh? - I miss Yoko Ono.

1385
01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:36,300
It's wonderful.
My first time at the stadium!

1386
01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:39,700
You've come a million times,
You just don't remember.

1387
01:27:39,900 --> 01:27:42,400
My wife wanted too
to hide all this from me.

1388
01:27:42,700 --> 01:27:44,500
If I see her, I'll gouge her eye out.

1389
01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:47,300
<i>Piero, my treasure.</i>

1390
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:50,600
- Is it nna?
- Prepare a nice big toe.

1391
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:54,100
<i>I know it's the last part
where you could see me,</i>

1392
01:27:55,100 --> 01:27:57,200
but they sell these spaces
to advertise

1393
01:27:57,400 --> 01:27:59,100
and i bought it for
to apologize to you.

1394
01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:01,900
Did he go crazy?
What a bummer.

1395
01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:04,600
Don't make gestures,
and they understand that it is for me.

1396
01:28:04,800 --> 01:28:07,200
But I did it for both of us
to start again

1397
01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:08,800
to love like before.

1398
01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:14,700
<i>In recent years we had become estranged,
we didn't want to be together.</i>

1399
01:28:15,100 --> 01:28:17,100
You weren't even interested
for sex.

1400
01:28:19,900 --> 01:28:22,600
- Sex with her!
- Aaah!

1401
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:26,000
<i>I wanted my Piero,
the one who flirted with me in the sea,</i>

1402
01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:29,200
asking me to marry by singing
"I kneel before you",

1403
01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:32,500
Where did my wedding take me?
trip to london,

1404
01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:34,500
though I found out it was

1405
01:28:34,700 --> 01:28:37,100
to see the cup final
of England at Wembley.

1406
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:40,800
- Did I really do that?
- Mm-Mm.

1407
01:28:41,200 --> 01:28:44,000
I just wanted you to know how much
i love you

1408
01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:47,200
If you want, I'll see you tonight
in the usual place.

1409
01:28:48,300 --> 01:28:50,100
I know that this
you haven't forgotten.

1410
01:28:56,400 --> 01:29:00,500
Man, a big goal by 'nna
in the upper corner.

1411
01:29:01,100 --> 01:29:03,600
Peter! Peter! Peter!

1412
01:29:03,900 --> 01:29:06,500
- Now what do I do?
- An equalizer!

1413
01:29:19,700 --> 01:29:21,200
- Dr. Rovere?
- Yes

1414
01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:25,300
your mother is awake
but has a strong arrhythmia.

1415
01:29:26,100 --> 01:29:28,800
- So?
- I can't do anything anymore.

1416
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:31,700
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

1417
01:29:34,900 --> 01:29:36,600
- Can I?
- Please.

1418
01:29:37,700 --> 01:29:39,000
Come too.

1419
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:41,400
Guys, wait here.

1420
01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:48,000
- Mom ...
- My love, you are here.

1421
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:54,300
- I feel disgusted.
- I know, the baker told me.

1422
01:29:56,100 --> 01:30:00,000
The one who makes fried killers,
but he is nice.

1423
01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:02,800
You knew we were separated.

1424
01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:07,500
I'm not young anymore
but not exhausted.

1425
01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:11,000
We did it
so you don't feel bad.

1426
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:15,100
Yes, you had fun.

1427
01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:18,400
The best time was
with the magic movies.

1428
01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:23,700
I was having so much fun that some
sometimes I peed on myself.

1429
01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:28,300
- How did you understand us?
I told you

1430
01:30:29,100 --> 01:30:31,300
you the lies
you don't know how to say them.

1431
01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:40,400
Marcello, to see you grow up
it was the most beautiful sight of my life.

1432
01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:44,700
Even if you always stayed
an idiot.

1433
01:30:46,300 --> 01:30:48,800
- Thanks, mom.
- Nothing, my love.

1434
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:53,500
Are you two really going to get back together?

1435
01:31:00,100 --> 01:31:02,100
Yes, now rest.

1436
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:05,400
You'll be better tomorrow
and we'll take you home.

1437
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:08,300
I thought tomorrow for dinner
I will buy these...

1438
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:10,600
What are they called? She ...

1439
01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:34,000
- Let's go home.
- In which house, dad?

1440
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:36,600
In ours.

1441
01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:48,100
Hello, everyone!

1442
01:31:50,900 --> 01:31:53,200
- Peace and love!
- Peace and love!

1443
01:31:54,300 --> 01:31:57,700
We wanted to thank you all
and the committee that voted for us

1444
01:31:58,300 --> 01:31:59,700
and where us...

1445
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:05,900
Shit, Yoko Ono!

1446
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:11,200
- It's Valeria.
- Where? - There. Isn't she?

1447
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:15,400
- Yes, come on!
A moment and we start.

1448
01:32:15,500 --> 01:32:18,100
We need to make the final arrangements
and we begin.

1449
01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:20,400
We start...

1450
01:32:21,100 --> 01:32:22,100
We started.

1451
01:32:22,200 --> 01:32:25,800
As old John used to say:
"There are no problems, only solutions."

1452
01:32:27,700 --> 01:32:30,800
This is the solution.
Follow me, guys.

1453
01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:42,300

that does what it says

1454
01:32:43,100 --> 01:32:46,900


1455
01:32:48,700 --> 01:32:53,000


1456
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:58,400

and today I will tell her.

1457
01:32:59,900 --> 01:33:04,100

when i'm with my friend

1458
01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:09,500

it's been my dream for a long time.

1459
01:33:11,400 --> 01:33:15,700


1460
01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:21,100

Come on, don't say no.''

1461
01:33:22,900 --> 01:33:26,700

who I will soon marry.

1462
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:48,500

and now what are you doing?

1463
01:33:49,700 --> 01:33:52,400

''You'll never grow up, go away!''

1464
01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:56,300

but what are you doing?

1465
01:33:56,900 --> 01:33:59,500


1466
01:34:00,800 --> 01:34:02,900


1467
01:34:04,500 --> 01:34:06,600


1468
01:34:08,300 --> 01:34:10,500


1469
01:34:11,600 --> 01:34:14,400


1470
01:34:16,300 --> 01:34:19,300
<
indeed now I am here

1471
01:34:20,100 --> 01:34:22,800

- Mine!

1472
01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:26,700
<
I kneel before you.

1473
01:34:27,300 --> 01:34:29,400


1474
01:34:31,300 --> 01:34:33,500


1475
01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:37,000


1476
01:34:38,900 --> 01:34:41,200


1477
01:34:42,100 --> 01:34:43,900


1478
01:34:45,800 --> 01:34:47,400


1479
01:35:18,900 --> 01:35:22,000
This is the statue of Moloch,
they used it in ''Cabiria''.

1480
01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:25,300
He made you laugh, you said
which was the same as your professor.

1481
01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:26,800
Yes, of Latin.

1482
01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:30,600
His name was Martinelli, a bastard.

1483
01:35:31,700 --> 01:35:34,800
I remember this well.
It was before graduation.

1484
01:35:36,800 --> 01:35:38,900
I remember too
who brought me here

1485
01:35:39,100 --> 01:35:41,800
when we celebrated
10 years of marriage.

1486
01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:44,100
It was Juventus-Lazio, 3-2.

1487
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:49,400
I'm glad you're here.

1488
01:35:51,900 --> 01:35:53,700
I had something to tell you.

1489
01:35:54,600 --> 01:35:57,900
anyway, me too
I don't have a clear conscience.

1490
01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:03,100
I found out I betrayed you.
But I knew nothing, I swear.

1491
01:36:05,300 --> 01:36:08,200
Lisa Brancale, aka
of all "the benefactor".

1492
01:36:09,100 --> 01:36:11,300
Corso Cairoli 14, second floor.

1493
01:36:17,100 --> 01:36:21,000
I went last night,
but I only slept there.

1494
01:36:28,500 --> 01:36:33,700
- Where are you going tonight?
- I was thinking about going home.

1495
01:36:34,700 --> 01:36:36,400
If you cook.

1496
01:36:38,100 --> 01:36:40,400
- Yes
- Okay. - Agreed.

1497
01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:43,900
You, in return,
you can continue

1498
01:36:44,100 --> 01:36:48,100
to wash with this touching
persistence? - Of course.

1499
01:36:49,100 --> 01:36:52,200
- If you think I should.
- I think so.

1500
01:37:19,200 --> 01:37:23,500
I wanted to ask you something.
When you threw me out of the house

1501
01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:26,200
what did i forget

1502
01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:31,500
It doesn't matter,
I don't remember either.

1503
01:37:38,700 --> 01:37:40,900
Maybe ... I'll go.

1504
01:37:42,300 --> 01:37:45,300
I'm going to buy this thing.

1505
01:37:46,700 --> 01:37:49,000
There is always something
to buy, isn't it?

1506
01:38:06,600 --> 01:38:09,500
- Did he leave?
- Yes - Finally!

1507
01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:14,200
Because otherwise, how would you?
work for the child?

1508
01:38:14,400 --> 01:38:16,500
I totally agree with you.

1509
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:20,700
- But he's leaving soon, isn't he?
- Of course.

1510
01:38:21,300 --> 01:38:24,800
I already have a science plan.
And, as Ringo Starr used to say...

1511
01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:28,200
-Was Ringo talking too?
- Oh, little girl!

1512
01:38:28,900 --> 01:38:32,600
Don't talk bad about Ringo, he's the
greatest drummer of all time!

1513
01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:36,800
What am I explaining to you? You from rock'n'roll
you don't know anything

1514
01:38:37,100 --> 01:38:38,700
And you nothing of females ...

1515
01:38:39,900 --> 01:38:40,900
John!

1516
01:38:44,982 --> 01:38:47,300
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