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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Higgins: From Studio 6B
in Rockefeller Center

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in the heart of New York City,

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it's "The Tonight Show
starring Jimmy Fallon's"

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10-year Anniversary Special.

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* Hey, hey, hey, hey *

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Higgins: Featuring appearances
by Taylor Swift...

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What is going on?

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...Will Ferrell...

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I'm the new face of
Little Debbie snack cakes.

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...Kevin Hart...

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You know damn well I don't like
no roller coasters, Jimmy.

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[ Screaming ]

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...Miley Cyrus...
* Islands in the stream *

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...and so much more.

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Did I date
Nicole Kidman?!

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**

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Higgins:
And now here's your host --

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Jimmy Fallon.

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Hi. I'm Jimmy Fallon.

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And welcome
to "The Tonight Show"

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10-Year Anniversary Special.

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I've been very lucky to have
been welcomed into your homes

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for the past decade,
and tonight,

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we're taking a look back at
some of our favorite moments

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from the past 10 years
of "The Tonight Show."

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You're gonna see all
the best sketches, music,

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games, and interviews.

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You're gonna see me dance in
tight pants with Will Ferrell...

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play classroom instruments
with Metallica and Adele.

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You'll see lip-sync battles
and slow jams

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and stars like Brad Pitt,
Tom Cruise, Ariana Grande,

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BTS, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson,
and much more.

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So, sit back, relax, and enjoy

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the best of the past 10 years
of "The Tonight Show."

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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**

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Didn't you just get
LASIK surgery?

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I did.
How do you know that?

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Do you take painkillers or
anything when you do that stuff?

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What is going on?

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Your mom may or may not have
videotaped you after surgery.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Drum roll ]

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And she gave us
the video.

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[ Laughter ]

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For the television?

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This is Taylor Swift
post-surgery.

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You were, like,
freaking out over a banana.

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Woman: Okay.
So, she found a snack.

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That wasn't the one
I wanted.

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Stop. You can't cry.

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That's not supposed to be
what you're doing.

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Yeah, I tried
to get this one.

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Okay. I'm gonna get
the other one for you.

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This one.
Okay.

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But what do we do
with this now?

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I'll eat it. I'll eat it.
It's mine.

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But it doesn't
have a head!

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Honey, it's fine.
I don't need a head.

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-Okay. I'm cr-- I'm fine.
-Don't. You don't want to cry.

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That's not what
you want to do.

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Woman: Don't fall asleep
eating a banana, okay?

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I'm not asleep.
My mind is alive.

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Okay.

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**

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Could you show us
the magic?

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Could you give us
a little taste?

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There it is.
Rare as a Stradivarius.

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Yes, I will
give you a taste.

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You ready?
Yeah. Wow.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Sax-a-Boom plays ]

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One, two, three, four.

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One, two,
three, mother [bleep].

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[ Sax-a-Boom plays ]

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One, two, three, four!

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**

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**

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**

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[ The Roots join ]

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**

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It's called a Looper.

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And what it does is
it loops your voice.

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And I was thinking
maybe if we did this --

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if we do it right -- we could
be a two-man doo-wop group.

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* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

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* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

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* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

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And now you have --
Press this now.

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Alright. Press this.
* Wimoweh, wimoweh *

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Once this orange thing comes,
then you start.

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* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

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* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

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* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

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* Wee, oooh, wee, ooh *

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* Uyimbube *

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* Near the village,
the peaceful village *

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* The lion
sleeps tonight *

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* Near the village,
the quiet village *

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* The lion
sleeps tonight *

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* Hep, hep *

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Audience gasps ]

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No!

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[ Audience screaming ]

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Ohh!

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Jimmy: No!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Yo! Are you --
Oh, my God!

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[ Applause ]

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Blackalicious'
“Alphabet Aerobics."

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That would be one.

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You know how
to do that whole song?

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Yeah, I do. Yes.

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That's one of the trickiest
fastest songs I know.

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Well. Yeah.

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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* Artificial amateurs
aren't at all amazing *

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* Analytically, I assault,
animate things *

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* Broken barriers bound in
by the bomb beat *

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* Buildings are broken,
basically I'm bombarding *

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* Hit 'em high, hella hype,
historical, hey *

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* Holocaust hints, hear 'em
holler at your homeboy *

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* Imitators idolize,
I intimidate *

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* In an instant,
I'll rise in a irate state *

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* Verb vice Lord victorious
valid, violate vibes that are
vain, make 'em vanish *

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* Why I'm all well,
would a wise wordsmith *

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* Just weeded up words
weaving up on my work shift *

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* Xerox, my X-ray-diation
holes extra large *

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* X-height letters
and xylophone tones *

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* Yellow back, yak mouth,
young ones yaws *

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* Yesterday's lawn yards
sell our yawn *

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* Zig-zag zombies,
zoomin' to the zenith *

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* Zero in zen thoughts,
over zealous rhyme, Zea-lots! *

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Slow RandB music plays ]

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We were able to
stimulate the economy

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and get our country
back on track.

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Aww...yeah.

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President Obama stimulated
long-term growth...

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in both the public

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and the
private sector.

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* His first two terms
ended in such a hurry *

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* Wish he could go for three
like my man Steph Curry *

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Pres. Obama:
Now, now...

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The more
we sell abroad,

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the more higher-paying jobs
we provide here at home.

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It's that simple.

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So what you're saying is
this trade deal will help put

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everyday Americans
back to...

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* Work, work,
work, work, work *

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* Put 'em back to work,
work, work, work, work *

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* He put 'em back to... *

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* Work, work,
work, work, work *

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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We're gonna take turns
hitting this button,

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which activates the Musical
Impressions generator.

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Right, right. Okay.
Okay?

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It'll land
on one random singer

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that one of us can
do an impression of.

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And then one random
song title.
Right.

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John Legend singing
the Toys“R”Us jingle.

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[as John Legend]
* I don't want to grow up *

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* I'm a Toys“R”Us kid *

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* There are
a million toys *

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* That I can
play with **

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**

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* This little piggy
went to the market *

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[ Laughter ]

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* This little piggy
stayed home **

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* I can't feel my face
when I'm with you *

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* But I love it,
so much *

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* But I love it *
Shall we go for it?!

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* I can't feel my face
when I'm with you *

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* I can't feel
my face with you *

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* But I love it *
* But I love it *

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* But I love it, yes! *
* But I love it ~-

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It's time to find out
once and for all

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who's the
better drummer --

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Will Ferrell or the drummer from
the Red Hot Chili Peppers,

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Chad Smith.

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This is a traditional
drum-off.

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This is a traditional
drum-off?

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This is a traditional
drum-off?
What's that?

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Tonight we're gonna
go by traditional rules.

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[ Laughter ]

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So without further ado,
let the drum-off begin!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Take notes,
Chadwick.

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**

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**

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I just blew my mind.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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**

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**

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Eat it!

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That was cute.

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Do you play for the
Lukewarm Chili Peppers?

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[ Laughter ]

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It's okay. It's okay.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ "(Don't Fear) the Reaper
plays ]

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**

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* All our times have come *

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**

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* Here but now they're gone *

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Our show is lucky enough

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to have the greatest band
in late night -- The Roots!

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[ All cheering ]

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Wow!
Thank you.

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We've had a lot
of fun moments

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playing classroom instruments
here in

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the "Tonight Show" music room.

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Let me show you some.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Keyboard beat plays ]

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-One, two, three!
-Hit it!

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* All I wanna do
is have some fun *

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* I got a feeling
I'm not the only one **

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* I'm in love
with the shape of you *

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* We push and pull
like a magnet do **

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* Don't stop thinking
about tomorrow *

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* Don't stop,
it'll soon be here **

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* Exit light *

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* Enter night *

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* Take my hand *

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* We're off to
Never Never Land **

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**

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* If there's
something strange *

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* In your neighborhood *

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* Who you gonna call? *

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Ghostbusters!

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* Yeah, my mama,
she told me *

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* "Don't worry
about your size" *

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* Shoo, wop-wop,
Sha-woo, wop-wop *

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* She said, "Boys like a little
more booty to hold at night" *

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* That booty, booty,
unh, that booty, booty **

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* Havana, ooh na na *

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* Half of my heart is
in Havana, ooh na na *

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* Ay, he took me back to
East Atlanta, na na na **

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* We all live
in a yellow submarine *

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* A yellow submarine,
a yellow submarine **

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* Take on me *

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* I'll be gone *

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* Take on me **
* In a day *

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* Imagination sets in,
pretty soon I'm singin' *

253
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* Doo-doo-doo,
lookin' out my backdoor **

254
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:18,411
* And I'll get on my knees
and pray *

255
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,547
* Aaah *

256
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,683
* We don't get fooled
again **

257
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* Eat it *
* Just eat it *

258
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-* Eat it *
-* Eat it *

259
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,190
* Get yourself an egg
and beat it **

260
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* Holiday *

261
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* Celebrate *

262
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* I can treat you better *

263
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* Better than
he can **

264
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:44,237
* Hello from
the other side *

265
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* Other side *

266
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* At least I can say
that I've tried *

267
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* I've tried **

268
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* I got that sunshine
in my pocket *

269
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,016
* Got that good soul
in my feet *

270
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,018
* I feel that hot blood
in my body *

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* When it drops, ooh *

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**

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We'll be right back
with some of our favorite

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musical sketches,
interviews, and games.

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Stay tuned, everybody!

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**

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*

278
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Welcome back
to "The Tonight Show's"

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10-Year Anniversary Special.

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We love it when guests come on
and do something unexpected,

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something you couldn't see
anywhere else,

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whether it's a musician doing
comedy or an actor doing music.

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Here's both.

284
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* After the show,
it's the after party *

285
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* Then after the party,
it's the hotel lobby *

286
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* Then after the Belve',
then it's probably Cris' *

287
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* And after the original,
it's probably this *

288
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* LL Cool J is hard as... *

289
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,542
* Battle anybody,
I don't care who you tell *

290
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,011
* I excel, they all fail *

291
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,380
* Gonna crack shells,
Double-L must rock the... **

292
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,482
* Ludacris goin' in on the verse
'cause I never been defeated *

293
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,884
* And I won't stop now,
keep your hands up,
get 'em in the sky for *

294
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,753
* The homies that didn't make
it and my folks locked down *

295
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:10,090
* I never went nowhere, but
they sayin', "Luda's back" *

296
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:13,126
* Blame it on that conjure,
the hood call it Luda 'gnac **

297
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:19,432
* Sometimes I feel
my heart will overflow *

298
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,501
**

299
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,535
* Hello *

300
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,105
[ Laughter ]

301
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,607
* I've just got to
let you know **

302
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:33,079
* What would you say *

303
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:38,284
* If I took
those words away? *

304
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:43,356
* Then you couldn't
make things new *

305
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,925
* Just by saying *

306
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:49,229
* "I love y-o-o-o-ou" **
* "I love you" *

307
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:54,601
[as Bob Dylan] * Well, I know
when that hotline bling *

308
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:58,705
* That can only mean one thing *

309
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,473
* I know when
that hotline bling **

310
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,242
* Then we hopped
in her car *

311
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,945
* To get meet her at the
hamburger stand, now *

312
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,248
* And we'll have *
* Fun, fun, fun *

313
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,083
* Eating burgers
at the hamburger stand *

314
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,052
* Fun, fun, fun,
eating burgers **

315
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,487
* Old man,
take a look at my life *

316
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:18,358
* I'm a lot like you *

317
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,360
* Ah, one look in my eyes *

318
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:23,063
* And you can tell
that's true **

319
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,632
Miley Cyrus and I are about to
go onto the subway platform

320
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,567
and start busking
in disguise.

321
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,636
* Jolene, Jolene *

322
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,872
* Jolene,
Jol-e-e-ene *

323
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,108
Thank you very much!
That was really fun!

324
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,443
[ All cheering ]

325
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,078
This is Miley Cyrus!

326
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,747
All: * So I put my hands up,
they're playin' my song *

327
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,149
* The butterflies fly away *

328
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,552
* Noddin' my head like, yeah *

329
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,487
* Movin' my hips like, yeah **

330
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,922
This is Green Day!

331
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:51,358
[ All cheering ]

332
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,728
* Sometimes I give myself
the creeps *

333
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,732
* It all keeps adding up *

334
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,568
* I think I'm cracking up *

335
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,037
* Am I just paranoid? **

336
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,872
[ All cheering ]

337
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,174
* I got a condo in Manhattan *

338
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,043
* Baby girl, what's happenin'? *

339
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,378
* You and your ass invited *

340
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,213
* So go on and get to clappin' *

341
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,649
* Lucky for you,
that's what I like *
* That's what I like *

342
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,551
* Lucky for you,
that's what I like *

343
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,120
* That's what I like **

344
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,055
* When I get this feelin' *

345
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,056
* I want *

346
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,058
* Sexual healin' **

347
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,926
* Don't put on *

348
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:33,800
* That red, red light *

349
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:39,372
Here to sing a list of unsexy
words in a super-sexy way...

350
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,540
Jamie Foxx.

351
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,409
[ Cheers and applause ]

352
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,952
* I will see
what you just saw *

353
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:57,223
* We're just two James Taylors
on a seesaw **

354
00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:00,060
* Went to a dance,
looking for romance *

355
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,829
* Saw Barbara Ann,
so I thought I'd take a chance *

356
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,765
* Barbara Ann *
* Bah-bah *

357
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,100
-* Barbara Ann *
-* Take my hand *

358
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:11,905
* Might solve a mystery
or rewrite history *

359
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:14,541
* Duck Tales, whoo-ooh *

360
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,143
* Every day they're
out there making *

361
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,712
* Duck Tales, whoo-ooh **

362
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,047
[ Vocalizing Super Mario Bros.
"Ground Theme" ]

363
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:25,652
**

364
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,787
* I'm a plant dad,
I love plants *

365
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,756
* Water them, sun them,
do a little dance *

366
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,691
* I'm a plant dad,
plants love me *

367
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:33,693
* My wife is leaving me
for another man *

368
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,131
* I'm a shooting star
leaping through the sky *

369
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:43,069
* Like a tiger,
defying the laws of gravity *

370
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,605
* I'm a racing car passing by *

371
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,574
* Like Lady Godiva *

372
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,843
* I'm gonna go, go, go *

373
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,512
* There's no stopping me **

374
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,714
* Don't go breaking my heart *

375
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,351
* You take the weight
off of me *

376
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,320
Whoa. What do I do now?
What can I do now?

377
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,022
[ "Old Time Rock and Roll"
piano notes play ]

378
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,089
Wait. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

379
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,424
[ Cheers and applause ]

380
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,026
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop.

381
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,761
[ Cheers and applause ]

382
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,229
**

383
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:12,832
* Here's the story
of a playboy genius *

384
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:16,870
* Who was gearing up to
form some sort of crew *

385
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,406
* One's a former
Russian spy *

386
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,441
* A god of thunder *

387
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,144
* One fought in
World War II *

388
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:28,248
* It's the story
of a handsome star-lord *

389
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,284
* Like, the greatest
to ever walk the Earth *

390
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:32,719
* By far *

391
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:36,056
-* And a falcon *
-* And a magic doctor *

392
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,725
* Wakanda forever **

393
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,393
Let's dance!

394
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,062
[ "Footloose" plays ]

395
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:44,330
**

396
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,967
* So now I gotta cut loose,
footloose *

397
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:51,071
* Kick off the Sunday shoes *

398
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,740
* Please, Louise *

399
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,443
* Pull me off of my knees *

400
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,978
* Jack, get back *

401
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,048
* Come on, before we crack *

402
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,818
* Lose your blues *

403
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,020
* Everybody cut footloose *

404
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:11,624
**

405
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,461
* Everybody cut, everybody cut *

406
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:17,163
* Everybody cut, everybody cut *

407
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,299
* Everybody cut, everybody cut *

408
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:22,035
-* Everybody cut *
-* Everybody cut footloose *

409
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,837
**

410
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,840
[ All vocalizing
"Star Wars (Main Theme)" ]

411
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:32,412
**

412
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:37,450
**

413
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,753
We'll be right back with more
of our favorite interviews,

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00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,721
games, and sketches
from the past 10 years.

415
00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:43,056
Stay right here!

416
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:48,728
**

417
00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:53,667
**

418
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:02,175
*

419
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,376
Welcome back.

420
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,278
"The Tonight Show"
premiered 70 years ago,

421
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,881
making it the longest-running
late-night show on TV,

422
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,349
and we've been doing it
for 10 years here

423
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,718
in Studio 6B
in Rockefeller Center.

424
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,154
There's a lot of work,
but we also have some fun
every now and then.

425
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,289
Here's more of
our favorite moments.

426
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,425
Yeah.
We changed "and"
to "the."

427
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,729
You know, out of all
the late-night shows,

428
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,898
this is the easiest one
to fall asleep to.

429
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,232
Yeah.
Thank you so much!

430
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,601
The beard. The beard.
You're trying to grow one.

431
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,037
That's cute. You're trying
to grow one. That's cute.

432
00:19:31,071 --> 00:19:33,506
Cut everything.
You like editing.

433
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,609
Cut it. Cut that, too,
by the way.

434
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,378
[ Laughter ]

435
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,713
'Cause I don't -- I feel
very uncomfortable

436
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,314
talking to somebody
that handsome.

437
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,050
Like -- Like, I'm fine
right now, but, like...

438
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,685
[ Laughter ]

439
00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:47,354
Stop!

440
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,290
[ Cheers and applause ]

441
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,358
[ Gasps ]
You and -- Right?

442
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,493
In this same studio
in 1965.

443
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,228
You and Johnny.

444
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,497
My legs look good. The breasts
are in the right place.

445
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,065
[ Laughter ]

446
00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:00,667
Beautiful nativity set.
Look.

447
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,069
Oh, it is. It's gilded.
Isn't that beautiful?

448
00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:05,205
Tell the story behind
how this came to be.

449
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,941
Yeah, well --
Well, I was at this

450
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,143
very lovely
federal camp

451
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,179
down in
Alderson, Virginia --

452
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,247
West Virginia.

453
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,915
Yes.
Yeah.

454
00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:18,418
Prison. Okay.

455
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,253
Sure.
Let me try it on.

456
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,023
*

457
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,791
[ Laughter ]

458
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,860
[ Cheers and applause ]
It's good!

459
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,194
And I bought
your book.

460
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,829
And I said
he obvious--

461
00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:31,498
It took me two years
to write this.

462
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:35,735
This must have taken you
years to write.

463
00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:38,138
2 Chainz, what did you
do on your birthday?

464
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:41,141
I bought a lawn mower
and a strip club.

465
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:42,642
So we had
similar birthdays.

466
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,144
The three of us there.

467
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,979
This was gigantic.
This is the first time

468
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,048
a drag queen has ever been
put on the cover of --

469
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,550
A "drag queen"?!

470
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,687
A drag queen?!

471
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,656
I am the
Queen of Drag!

472
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,825
[ Cheers and applause ]

473
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,827
I've read in many things

474
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,328
that you don't enjoy
doing talk shows.

475
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,564
No. This is really inter--
No. Whatever.

476
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,067
It is what it is.
[ Laughs ]

477
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:10,270
You are the worst guest
we've ever had on

478
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,539
"The Tonight Show" in
the history of -- any guest.

479
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,174
You are too competitive.
Look at you.

480
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:16,376
Smoke is coming
out of your ears.

481
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,845
Jimmy: We're going head-to-head
in Egg Roulette.

482
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,080
Catchphrase!

483
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,081
Charades!

484
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,515
[ Beeping ]

485
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,084
I don't even know the word!

486
00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:25,085
-What?!
-Can I pass?

487
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,686
No, you can't pass!

488
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,254
Sing on me.

489
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,823
Sing. Down. Rain.

490
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:30,890
Yes!

491
00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:33,093
Sing. Rain. Song rain?

492
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,894
Oh, my God!

493
00:21:34,928 --> 00:21:36,096
[ Buzzer ]

494
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,330
-Can I guess?
-Yeah.

495
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,099
-Elephant in the room.
-You looked at it!

496
00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:41,835
Oh, I did. That's right.
I forgot. Yeah. I forgot.

497
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,603
What?

498
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,105
Oh, no!

499
00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:47,140
[ Laughter ]

500
00:21:49,209 --> 00:21:52,278
If you drew it smaller,
I would know what it is.

501
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:55,348
Uh, diving.
Oh, boy.

502
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,917
Uh, that's something
in prison.

503
00:21:57,951 --> 00:21:59,352
Something in prison.

504
00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:01,121
-Ooh.
-Oh.

505
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,490
"Harlem Shake."

506
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,191
Three -- Oh.
"Harlem Shake Remix."

507
00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:06,259
[ Laughter ]

508
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:07,861
Who's the puppy king?

509
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:11,398
I'm not taking a puppy
away from John Wick.

510
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,433
A good old-fashioned
cooler scooter race.

511
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:14,534
Go!

512
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,336
[ Cheers and applause ]

513
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,138
Yeah! Ha!

514
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,206
[ Screaming ]

515
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,409
Whoo!

516
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,177
The winner
is Questlove!

517
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,445
[ Bell dinging ]

518
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,580
Aah!

519
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:29,082
[ Laughter ]

520
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,484
[ Indistinct shouting ]

521
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:32,852
Jimmy!

522
00:22:32,886 --> 00:22:34,120
**

523
00:22:34,154 --> 00:22:35,588
Aah!
Oh, my gosh.

524
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:38,391
What?!
Absolutely not!

525
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,427
Man: Ohh!

526
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,895
[ Laughter ]

527
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:42,929
Do these things work?

528
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:44,497
Yeah, they work.

529
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:47,233
[ Laughter ]

530
00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:48,868
[ Laughing ]

531
00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:50,937
Ice-cold pitcher
right here.

532
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:54,474
[ Screaming ]

533
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,509
No. This is a warm-up.
This is a warm-up.

534
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,511
-Warm-up? Alright.
-Yeah, this one
doesn't even count.

535
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,047
[ Cheers and applause ]

536
00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:05,218
Hey.
"Karate Kid."

537
00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:07,187
[ Laughter ]

538
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:08,855
[ Buzzer ]

539
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,724
Four words!

540
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,626
Miss Fonda, would you like
to choose the first egg?

541
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,161
Whoa!
Very confident!

542
00:23:15,195 --> 00:23:18,198
Ohh!

543
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:20,066
It's fine. Egg's
a natural conditioner.

544
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,368
I'm not even mad.
Yep. Yep.

545
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,136
Ohh!

546
00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,471
I do not feel good
about this.

547
00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:26,906
I feel terrible
about this egg.

548
00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:28,541
Come on, man.
It's good.

549
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,110
I feel so bad about it.
Okay. Ohh! Whoa! Whoa!

550
00:23:30,143 --> 00:23:31,778
Ohh!
What?!

551
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:32,946
No!

552
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:36,282
[ Laughter ]

553
00:23:36,316 --> 00:23:39,252
Got a lot of wood
there. Uh...

554
00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:41,521
We're all gonna watch
a jump-scare video together

555
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:42,789
at the same time.

556
00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,525
Whoever can keep their composure
wins that round.

557
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:49,696
**

558
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,431
[ Indistinct shouting ]

559
00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:53,266
[Bleep]

560
00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:55,001
[ Laughter ]

561
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,704
Let's show the slow-motion
replay and see who reacted.

562
00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,439
[ Laughter ]

563
00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:01,341
Daniel lost!
Of all the people,

564
00:24:01,374 --> 00:24:04,177
Daniel Kaluuya
is the loser tonight!

565
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:05,378
I'm gonna surprise you.

566
00:24:05,412 --> 00:24:07,681
You never know when
Papa's gonna throw it

567
00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:10,517
at you.
You don't a-know.

568
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,218
[ Audience ohhs ]

569
00:24:12,252 --> 00:24:13,953
Can we see it
in slow mo?

570
00:24:14,054 --> 00:24:16,322
[ Laughter ]

571
00:24:16,356 --> 00:24:17,957
Three, two...

572
00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:20,093
* Son of a bitch *

573
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,095
* Give me a drink *

574
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,064
* One more night *

575
00:24:24,097 --> 00:24:26,299
* This can't be me *

576
00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:27,500
* Son of a bitch *

577
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:29,135
It's the longest
bread in France.

578
00:24:29,169 --> 00:24:30,737
-Baguette! Baguette!
-Yes!

579
00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,339
* I'm gonna drink my life away *

580
00:24:32,372 --> 00:24:35,175
**

581
00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:38,078
Alexa, what was
Steve Martin's nickname

582
00:24:38,111 --> 00:24:39,079
in high school?

583
00:24:39,112 --> 00:24:40,413
[ Laughter ]

584
00:24:40,447 --> 00:24:42,282
Oh, my gosh. I can't
believe this is happening.

585
00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:44,718
What you got? What you got?
What you got?

586
00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:46,386
Left. Kick.

587
00:24:46,419 --> 00:24:48,355
[ Laughter ]

588
00:24:48,388 --> 00:24:50,357
**

589
00:24:50,390 --> 00:24:52,859
You can try to catch
the popcorn. Here we go.

590
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,561
Ohh!

591
00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,796
Ohh.

592
00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,098
Ohh!

593
00:24:58,098 --> 00:24:59,132
[ Bell dinging ]

594
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,734
Jimmy:
A vase full of applesauce.

595
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,068
I don't want this on me.
Go ahead.

596
00:25:02,102 --> 00:25:04,170
It won't hurt anybody.
Yeah. You don't...

597
00:25:05,438 --> 00:25:07,040
[ Cheers and applause ]

598
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,242
**

599
00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:10,243
Yo!

600
00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:12,178
* Son of a bitch *

601
00:25:12,212 --> 00:25:13,413
* Give me a drink *

602
00:25:13,446 --> 00:25:14,681
[ Screams ]

603
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:16,416
[ Screams ]
* One more night *

604
00:25:16,449 --> 00:25:18,885
* This can't be me *

605
00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:21,054
* Son of a bitch *

606
00:25:21,054 --> 00:25:23,156
* I can't get clean *

607
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,858
* I'm gonna drink my life away *

608
00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:26,226
[ Hisses ]

609
00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:27,327
**

610
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,362
* Son of a bitch *

611
00:25:29,396 --> 00:25:31,798
* I can't get clean *

612
00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:33,566
* I'm gonna drink my life away *

613
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,834
[ Speaking indistinctly ]

614
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:36,536
* Ay-ay, unh-unh *

615
00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:37,837
Should we show 'em
how we roll?

616
00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:39,939
Let's show 'em
how we roll.
Let's do it.

617
00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:42,776
One, two, three, go.

618
00:25:42,809 --> 00:25:44,944
* Whoa, oh-oh *

619
00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:47,113
* Whoa, oh-oh *

620
00:25:47,147 --> 00:25:50,216
* Whoa, oh-oh, whoa, oh *

621
00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,652
[ Laughter ]

622
00:25:52,686 --> 00:25:55,455
**

623
00:25:55,488 --> 00:25:56,923
When we come back,
we're taking

624
00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:58,591
"The Tonight Show"
outside the studio

625
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,627
and on the road with
Kevin Hart, Camera Diaz,

626
00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,195
and the cast of
"Stranger Things."

627
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,798
Plus, a visit to our very own
"Tonight Show" roller coaster

628
00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:06,533
at Universal Studios Orlando.

629
00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:07,934
Come on. Let's go!

630
00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:09,536
* Just blink yourselves away *

631
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,171
* I'll be the 9-foot 11 *

632
00:26:11,204 --> 00:26:14,174
* Residing at the mecca, rest
address in south section... *

633
00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:19,879
* Used to sittin'
on the corner... *

634
00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:21,348
* Yo, where I come from *

635
00:26:21,381 --> 00:26:22,949
**

636
00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:24,784
I never thought that
I would have my own talk show,

637
00:26:24,818 --> 00:26:27,120
let alone my own ride
at Universal Studios

638
00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:29,622
in Orlando, Florida,
but here it is.

639
00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:32,826
The Race Through New York.

640
00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:34,361
We have our own roller coaster!

641
00:26:34,394 --> 00:26:36,863
"Harry Potter,"
"Jurassic World," and us.

642
00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:38,598
And I'm not just saying this,

643
00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:40,867
but I think we have the
best roller coaster out there...

644
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,302
based on a talk show.

645
00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:44,804
You can quote me on that.
I'm gonna go inside soon.

646
00:26:44,838 --> 00:26:46,873
But, first, here's some
of our favorite moments

647
00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:49,142
from taking the show
on the road.

648
00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:52,145
We're riding in the
Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit.

649
00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:53,613
Hart: I don't like it.
You do not like it.

650
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:55,715
You know damn well I don't like
no roller coaster, Jimmy.

651
00:26:55,749 --> 00:26:57,350
We're in the front.
We're in the front.

652
00:26:57,384 --> 00:26:59,352
I don't want to do it.
You have to do it.

653
00:26:59,386 --> 00:27:01,254
I'm freaking out, man!
Wait! Wait!

654
00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,456
Wait! Wait!
Let's go!
Oh, my God!

655
00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:06,226
Oh, no!
Oh, God! No!

656
00:27:06,259 --> 00:27:09,229
[ Kevin screaming ]

657
00:27:09,262 --> 00:27:12,065
No! Aah!
[ Laughs ]

658
00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:13,199
Aah!
Oh, my God!

659
00:27:13,233 --> 00:27:14,234
Oh, God!

660
00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:16,503
[ Both screaming ]

661
00:27:16,536 --> 00:27:19,205
[ Wind rushing ]

662
00:27:19,239 --> 00:27:21,541
Oh, God! Oh, no!

663
00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:23,276
Ohh!

664
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,944
We're taking "The Tonight Show"
underground

665
00:27:25,045 --> 00:27:26,513
to the New York City Subway.

666
00:27:26,546 --> 00:27:29,115
DMC and DJ Run

667
00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:31,251
* Dum, diddy-dum
diddy-diddy-dum-dum *

668
00:27:31,284 --> 00:27:33,486
BTS right here!
Go, go, go!

669
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,488
It's time for
the Subway Olympics.

670
00:27:35,522 --> 00:27:37,424
Man: Dance your shades
and gloves off.

671
00:27:37,457 --> 00:27:39,526
[ All cheering ]

672
00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:42,362
[ Indistinct shouting ]

673
00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:44,097
Katz's Deli.
That's where we are.

674
00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:46,332
-Go. Dig in. Don't be shy.
-Look at that.

675
00:27:46,366 --> 00:27:48,802
-Is it for, like, one man?
-Yeah, yeah, that's yours.

676
00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:50,170
Okay.

677
00:27:50,203 --> 00:27:51,638
In America, this is what
we eat for breakfast.

678
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:53,239
-Cheers.
-Cheers.

679
00:27:53,273 --> 00:27:54,708
**

680
00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:56,476
I'm here with the one
and only Nicki Minaj,

681
00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:59,179
and we are going on
a dinner date to Red Lobster.

682
00:27:59,212 --> 00:28:01,247
I have worked at a couple
different Red Lobsters,

683
00:28:01,281 --> 00:28:04,184
and I've gotten fired from
all three or four of them.

684
00:28:04,217 --> 00:28:06,720
Oh, my God.
This is a lot of food.

685
00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:08,188
Let's start with
the legs, maybe.

686
00:28:08,221 --> 00:28:11,524
And you go like this.
And you squeeze...

687
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,594
Wow. I can't believe
you got fired.

688
00:28:14,627 --> 00:28:16,029
[ Laughs ]

689
00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:17,797
I'm here with
Post Malone,

690
00:28:17,831 --> 00:28:20,533
and he's gonna take me
to his favorite restaurant.

691
00:28:20,567 --> 00:28:21,668
Olive Garden.

692
00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:23,036
We're family.
We're here.

693
00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:24,270
When we're here,
we're family.
We're family.

694
00:28:24,304 --> 00:28:26,806
Can I just get a laundry
basket of croutons?

695
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,542
[ Grunts ]
This should do it.

696
00:28:29,576 --> 00:28:31,644
Oh! Cool!

697
00:28:31,678 --> 00:28:33,413
Blake, I can't believe
this is true,

698
00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:36,416
but you've never tried
sushi before.

699
00:28:36,449 --> 00:28:39,753
I mean, not the raw --
like, the raw stuff, no.

700
00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:41,755
Hey, can we get
some rice wine?

701
00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:43,356
Woman: Gonads
of the sea urchin.

702
00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:45,225
Gonads.
Gonads?

703
00:28:45,258 --> 00:28:46,726
What are you gonna do?

704
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,294
You gonna chew it or just
swallow the whole thing down?

705
00:28:48,328 --> 00:28:50,230
I'm gonna pretend like
this isn't happening.

706
00:28:50,263 --> 00:28:52,065
[ Laughter ]

707
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,436
I don't like that.
Oh, come on.

708
00:28:56,469 --> 00:28:57,637
We're the cast
of "Stranger Things,"

709
00:28:57,671 --> 00:28:58,805
and we're here
at Madame Tussauds

710
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,173
Wax Museum
in Times Square,

711
00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:01,775
and we're gonna surprise
some fans who think

712
00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:04,644
they're here to see a new
"Stranger Things" wax exhibit.

713
00:29:04,678 --> 00:29:06,012
Can I just sit down?

714
00:29:06,046 --> 00:29:07,180
Oh, [bleep]

715
00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:10,016
[ Laughter ]

716
00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:11,284
Michael Strahan.

717
00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:14,254
[ Laughs ]
Hey, buddy.

718
00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:16,022
Man: Let's have you sit down
on the bench right here.

719
00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:17,857
Two, one...
Jimmy and Michael: Catch!

720
00:29:17,891 --> 00:29:19,726
Woman: Oh, my God!

721
00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:21,127
-Aah!
-Ohh!

722
00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:24,497
**

723
00:29:24,531 --> 00:29:26,633
Man: Three, two, one.

724
00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:28,568
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

725
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:30,837
Let's do
a piggyback.

726
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,205
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.

727
00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:33,673
No no, no.
I'll get on you.

728
00:29:33,707 --> 00:29:34,774
[ Laughs ]

729
00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:37,844
Man: Three, two, one.

730
00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:39,045
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

731
00:29:39,079 --> 00:29:41,114
Man: Three, two, one.

732
00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:43,283
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

733
00:29:43,316 --> 00:29:44,884
Man:
Alright. And big smile.

734
00:29:44,918 --> 00:29:48,221
And three, two, one.

735
00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:49,522
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

736
00:29:49,556 --> 00:29:52,892
And three, two, one.

737
00:29:52,926 --> 00:29:54,160
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

738
00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:58,431
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

739
00:29:58,465 --> 00:29:59,632
[ Screams ]

740
00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:00,734
[ Laughter ]

741
00:30:00,767 --> 00:30:02,135
I love you.
I love "The Voice."

742
00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:05,005
It's my fav--
Jimmy Fallon! Aah!

743
00:30:05,038 --> 00:30:07,774
Woman: Three, two, one.

744
00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:09,309
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

745
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:14,914
Did we get the shot?

746
00:30:14,948 --> 00:30:16,182
Whew!
What's up, dude?

747
00:30:16,216 --> 00:30:18,251
[ Laughter ]

748
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,286
Did we get the...

749
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,023
He's got a tattoo
of you on his leg.

750
00:30:23,056 --> 00:30:24,257
Oh, my God.

751
00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:26,793
Darren here. I just want
to say thank you so much

752
00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:28,762
for making
"Black Panther."

753
00:30:28,795 --> 00:30:30,597
Darren! I think there's
something wrong

754
00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:31,731
with your
microphone.

755
00:30:31,765 --> 00:30:32,766
Ohh!

756
00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:34,701
[ Laughter ]

757
00:30:34,734 --> 00:30:37,904
Ohh! My king.
My king. My king.

758
00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,305
Jimmy:
Aaron Judge.

759
00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:41,207
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

760
00:30:41,241 --> 00:30:42,475
Both: What?!

761
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:45,045
-Yeah.
-Sure.

762
00:30:45,078 --> 00:30:46,112
Okay.
[ Chuckles ]

763
00:30:46,146 --> 00:30:47,380
Judge:
Wanna stand on the box?

764
00:30:47,414 --> 00:30:49,282
Even better.
Even better.

765
00:30:49,315 --> 00:30:51,184
Well...

766
00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:53,720
Hi, guys! Wanna see
a magic trick?

767
00:30:53,753 --> 00:30:55,088
Paul McCartney!

768
00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:56,856
[ All scream ]

769
00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:00,527
Happy holidays.

770
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,761
Woman: Hi.
[ Laughter ]

771
00:31:02,762 --> 00:31:04,264
[ All screaming ]

772
00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:06,466
[ Laughter ]

773
00:31:06,499 --> 00:31:08,268
That was the best!

774
00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:09,669
So today we're going
through New York's

775
00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:12,272
scariest haunted house,
Blood Manor.

776
00:31:12,305 --> 00:31:14,808
Jimmy: I don't know
where to go.

777
00:31:14,841 --> 00:31:19,646
[ All screaming ]

778
00:31:19,679 --> 00:31:21,781
[ Screaming ]
Ohh!

779
00:31:21,815 --> 00:31:26,186
[ Screaming ]

780
00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:29,689
If you guys watch this
and at any point it looks
like I was afraid...

781
00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:31,191
I'm an actor.

782
00:31:31,224 --> 00:31:32,759
That's me acting.

783
00:31:32,792 --> 00:31:33,960
[ Whistles ]

784
00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:35,495
**

785
00:31:35,528 --> 00:31:37,130
Jimmy:
We're coming to you live

786
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:39,399
from beautiful
Minneapolis, Minnesota!

787
00:31:39,432 --> 00:31:41,801
Hold on to your tater tots!

788
00:31:41,835 --> 00:31:43,236
[ Indistinct shouting ]

789
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,605
Jimmy:
Phoenix, Arizona! Hello!

790
00:31:45,638 --> 00:31:47,007
* The time is right *

791
00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:49,342
* For dancing in the street *

792
00:31:49,376 --> 00:31:51,378
* Dancing in Chicago *

793
00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:52,946
We'll be back!

794
00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:55,548
"The Tonight Show"
in Central Park!

795
00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:58,785
* Swingin', swayin',
and records playin' *

796
00:31:58,818 --> 00:32:00,053
Justin Bieber!

797
00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:02,088
* Dancing in the street *

798
00:32:02,122 --> 00:32:05,825
"The Tonight Show"
at the Universal Orlando Resort!

799
00:32:05,859 --> 00:32:07,460
There's magic here.
Whoa!

800
00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:08,762
Jimmy: Higgins!

801
00:32:08,795 --> 00:32:11,364
[ Screaming ]

802
00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:12,699
Jimmy:
Grand opening of our new

803
00:32:12,732 --> 00:32:15,735
"Tonight Show" ride,
The Race Through New York.

804
00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:17,337
Whoa!

805
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:20,473
From the University
of Texas in Austin!

806
00:32:20,507 --> 00:32:22,909
Come on!

807
00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:25,478
* Got a giant belt buckle
and boots made of leather *

808
00:32:25,512 --> 00:32:28,081
* Hot-ass weather,
I don't need a sweater *

809
00:32:28,081 --> 00:32:30,650
* Hats are all big here,
and bigger is better *

810
00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:32,519
* Thank God
I'm a country boy *

811
00:32:32,552 --> 00:32:35,588
We're here from the beautiful
Island of Puerto Rico.

812
00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:36,756
Yo!

813
00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:38,291
-Bad Bunny.
-Bad Bunny.

814
00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:40,360
* Dile que tú eres mía, mía *

815
00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:43,096
* Tú sabé que eres mía, mía *

816
00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:46,900
I'm about to ride one of the
longest zip lines in the world.

817
00:32:46,933 --> 00:32:48,134
[ Groans ]

818
00:32:48,168 --> 00:32:49,469
And in this serious finale

819
00:32:49,502 --> 00:32:51,638
of "The Tonight Show
starring Jimmy Fallon..."

820
00:32:51,671 --> 00:32:54,140
Man: You're gonna
stand right here.

821
00:32:54,174 --> 00:32:57,877
Woman:
Three, two, one! Go!

822
00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:03,049
Viva Puerto Rico!

823
00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:05,452
[ Both screaming ]

824
00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:14,060
**

825
00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:16,930
**

826
00:33:16,963 --> 00:33:18,064
[ Screams ]

827
00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:20,900
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

828
00:33:20,934 --> 00:33:28,341
**

829
00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:29,943
You did great.

830
00:33:29,976 --> 00:33:31,344
Let's just go.
It's time to go.

831
00:33:31,378 --> 00:33:33,246
Here's the good news.
We're gonna go again.

832
00:33:33,279 --> 00:33:34,681
We're gonna what?

833
00:33:34,714 --> 00:33:36,516
One more time!
Here we go!

834
00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:38,852
No! Stop playin',
Jimmy!

835
00:33:38,885 --> 00:33:41,087
No! I can't.
I can't.

836
00:33:41,121 --> 00:33:43,223
I can't.

837
00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:47,093
We have more of the best
moments from 10 years

838
00:33:47,127 --> 00:33:49,329
of "The Tonight Show"
when we come back.

839
00:33:49,362 --> 00:33:56,102
**

840
00:34:00,073 --> 00:34:04,511
*

841
00:34:04,544 --> 00:34:06,046
Welcome back
to "The Tonight Show's"

842
00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:07,480
10-Year Anniversary Special.

843
00:34:07,514 --> 00:34:09,349
Now it's time to get sketchy
with Taylor Swift,

844
00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:11,551
Robert De Niro,
Will Ferrell, and more.

845
00:34:11,584 --> 00:34:13,053
Get your tight pants on
and check out

846
00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:15,755
our favorite comedy sketches
from the past 10 years.

847
00:34:15,789 --> 00:34:17,323
All: Eww!

848
00:34:17,357 --> 00:34:19,726
[ Cheers and applause ]

849
00:34:19,759 --> 00:34:21,594
**

850
00:34:21,628 --> 00:34:24,431
* Everybody's looking
at my tight pants *

851
00:34:24,464 --> 00:34:28,134
* Got my tight pants,
got my tight pants on *

852
00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:31,237
* Everybody's talking
about my tight pants *

853
00:34:31,271 --> 00:34:34,607
* I got my tight pants,
I got my tight pants on *

854
00:34:34,641 --> 00:34:36,609
Slow down, there,
young lady friend.

855
00:34:36,643 --> 00:34:38,411
Ever since I've moved
to this town,

856
00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:41,147
everyone I know has been
talking about my tight pants.

857
00:34:41,181 --> 00:34:42,982
Listen up,
you little bitch!

858
00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:45,785
[ Laughter ]

859
00:34:45,819 --> 00:34:47,387
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome

860
00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:49,956
British pop superstar
Harry Styles!

861
00:34:49,989 --> 00:34:52,092
[ Cheers and applause ]

862
00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:53,893
Favorite food.

863
00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:55,362
Uh, c-carnitas.

864
00:34:55,395 --> 00:34:56,796
[ Laughter ]

865
00:34:56,830 --> 00:35:00,166
What's, uh -- What's
with the costume?

866
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,336
I'm the new face of
Little Debbie snack cakes.

867
00:35:03,370 --> 00:35:06,039
Let's stand up.
[ Grunts ]

868
00:35:09,642 --> 00:35:11,544
I have a secret
to share with you.

869
00:35:11,578 --> 00:35:12,846
Yeah?

870
00:35:12,879 --> 00:35:14,514
One time...

871
00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:16,549
I did get
satisfaction.

872
00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:19,753
[Singing in auto-tune]
* Whose keys are these? *

873
00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:22,622
* Are you having
an affair? *

874
00:35:22,655 --> 00:35:25,058
* Those are the keys *

875
00:35:25,058 --> 00:35:26,559
* To your brand-new
c-a-a-ar *

876
00:35:28,661 --> 00:35:31,598
That's it. I'm putting
my foot down.

877
00:35:34,567 --> 00:35:37,937
Where are you going?!
Stop!

878
00:35:37,971 --> 00:35:41,274
**

879
00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:44,077
* Can't touch this *

880
00:35:44,077 --> 00:35:45,545
* Ohh *

881
00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:46,846
[ Fiddle plays ]

882
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,548
* If it hadn't been for
Cotton-Eye Joe *

883
00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:50,383
* I'd been married
a long time ago *

884
00:35:50,417 --> 00:35:52,252
* Where did you come from,
where did you go? *

885
00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:53,887
* Where did you come from,
Cotton-Eye Joe? *

886
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,922
* If it hadn't been for
Cotton-Eye Joe *

887
00:35:55,955 --> 00:35:57,624
* I'd been married
a long time ago *

888
00:35:57,657 --> 00:35:59,426
* Where did you come from,
where did you go? *

889
00:35:59,459 --> 00:36:01,494
* Where did you come from,
Cotton-Eye Joe? **

890
00:36:01,528 --> 00:36:06,166
* Ebony and ivory *

891
00:36:06,199 --> 00:36:11,738
* Live together
in perfect harmony *

892
00:36:11,771 --> 00:36:13,707
Would you like any sides
with your burger?

893
00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:14,908
Sure, I'd love
some French fries.

894
00:36:14,941 --> 00:36:16,609
Oui, oui, señor.
Yeah.

895
00:36:16,643 --> 00:36:19,579
Let me -- Let me grab you
a pile of fries...

896
00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:20,780
Whoa! Hey! Wait!

897
00:36:20,814 --> 00:36:22,916
Free massage
on the...

898
00:36:22,949 --> 00:36:24,351
[ Bell rings ]

899
00:36:24,384 --> 00:36:26,086
You getting ready
for the big dance?

900
00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:29,055
Ready?
You kidding me, Mama?

901
00:36:29,055 --> 00:36:31,124
I was born ready.

902
00:36:33,059 --> 00:36:34,361
[ Cheers and applause ]

903
00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:36,696
[ Soft piano music plays ]

904
00:36:36,730 --> 00:36:40,600
**

905
00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:42,102
[ Techno music plays ]

906
00:36:42,135 --> 00:36:43,536
**

907
00:36:43,570 --> 00:36:47,540
Hi, everyone!
Welcome to "Ew!"

908
00:36:47,574 --> 00:36:48,808
I'm Sara.

909
00:36:48,842 --> 00:36:51,077
And if you're wondering,
that's S-A-R-A.

910
00:36:51,077 --> 00:36:54,247
With no "H" --
'cause H's are ew!

911
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,250
I posted a pic on Insta, and
it only got like three likes.

912
00:36:57,283 --> 00:36:59,853
I'm literally dying.

913
00:36:59,886 --> 00:37:02,822
Ew! That's, like,
not a lot of likes!

914
00:37:03,690 --> 00:37:06,593
Um, this is a drawing that
I made of a pegacorn.

915
00:37:06,626 --> 00:37:09,462
That's a unicorn
and a Pkinegasus in one --

916
00:37:09,496 --> 00:37:10,663
[ Sneezes ]

917
00:37:10,697 --> 00:37:14,334
Ugh! Gross!
You just sneezed.

918
00:37:14,367 --> 00:37:17,303
There's snot all over
the pla-- Oh, my God!

919
00:37:17,337 --> 00:37:19,272
So, Mrs. Obama...

920
00:37:19,305 --> 00:37:21,041
Oh, please.
Call me Michelle.

921
00:37:21,041 --> 00:37:22,108
[ Gasps ]

922
00:37:22,142 --> 00:37:23,543
[ Exhales sharply ]

923
00:37:23,576 --> 00:37:25,712
Can I try some?
Sure.

924
00:37:27,747 --> 00:37:30,116
Ew! I got
brain freeze!
Ew!

925
00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:31,885
* It's mir.i.am
and you know who *

926
00:37:31,918 --> 00:37:33,920
* Now, here's some
things I think are
* Ew *

927
00:37:33,953 --> 00:37:36,956
* FaceTime and reclining
in airplane seats and... *

928
00:37:37,057 --> 00:37:38,892
* Retweeting tweets,
I'm not lying *

929
00:37:38,925 --> 00:37:41,094
* 'Cause they've been... *

930
00:37:41,127 --> 00:37:42,395
Hunh!

931
00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,764
[ Laughter ]

932
00:37:44,798 --> 00:37:47,534
Oh! That wall
almost fell over!

933
00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:49,102
[ Laughter ]

934
00:37:49,135 --> 00:37:54,741
**

935
00:37:54,774 --> 00:37:58,244
[ Cheers and applause ]

936
00:37:58,278 --> 00:38:02,549
**

937
00:38:02,582 --> 00:38:04,017
Announcer:
Introducing the

938
00:38:04,050 --> 00:38:06,586
Get the [Bleep] Out
of My House Candle.

939
00:38:06,619 --> 00:38:08,488
It's the uninviting
new fragrance

940
00:38:08,521 --> 00:38:10,023
that will let your guests know

941
00:38:10,023 --> 00:38:12,125
it's time to get the [bleep]
out of your house.

942
00:38:12,158 --> 00:38:13,693
Hey, hey, Tariq!

943
00:38:13,727 --> 00:38:15,562
Did you ever try the
corned beef at Katz's?

944
00:38:15,595 --> 00:38:17,097
Yeah, yeah. If I'm gonna
have corned beef,

945
00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:18,898
I'm gonna get it
from Katz's.

946
00:38:18,932 --> 00:38:21,434
What do you mean?
[ Scoffs ] Wow.

947
00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:23,403
You don't think I saw what
just happened over here?

948
00:38:23,436 --> 00:38:24,904
You did a grab-and-chat.
What just happened?

949
00:38:24,938 --> 00:38:26,039
It's not
a grab-and-chat.

950
00:38:26,039 --> 00:38:28,074
It's the definition
of a grab-and-chat.

951
00:38:28,108 --> 00:38:30,510
You grabbed
and you chatted!

952
00:38:30,543 --> 00:38:33,046
You won.
[ Laughs ] Yeah.

953
00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:39,119
So, what are you
gonna do tonight?

954
00:38:39,152 --> 00:38:41,688
You gonna do "Always
on My Mind," right?

955
00:38:41,721 --> 00:38:43,556
You'll do that. Yeah.

956
00:38:43,590 --> 00:38:44,958
"Blue Eyes
Crying in the Rain."

957
00:38:45,058 --> 00:38:47,160
Hm.

958
00:38:47,193 --> 00:38:48,928
"Whiskey River."

959
00:38:50,163 --> 00:38:52,665
Yeah. You're not -- not
much of a talker, are you?

960
00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:57,170
[ Coughs ]

961
00:38:57,203 --> 00:38:59,639
To my buddy who said
that I'd never be the host

962
00:38:59,673 --> 00:39:02,142
of "The Tonight Show" --
and you know who you are --

963
00:39:02,175 --> 00:39:04,277
you owe me 100 bucks, buddy.

964
00:39:04,310 --> 00:39:06,146
We do have a-a great show
tonight, so...

965
00:39:06,179 --> 00:39:08,248
[ Cheers and applause ]

966
00:39:08,281 --> 00:39:15,355
**

967
00:39:15,388 --> 00:39:19,025
**

968
00:39:19,059 --> 00:39:21,428
Let's get
to the choppa!

969
00:39:21,461 --> 00:39:23,463
Let's get
to the choppa!

970
00:39:23,496 --> 00:39:28,868
**

971
00:39:28,902 --> 00:39:30,203
**

972
00:39:30,236 --> 00:39:31,471
[ Grunts ]
Ohh!

973
00:39:31,504 --> 00:39:37,077
**

974
00:39:37,110 --> 00:39:39,045
Prosecco!

975
00:39:39,045 --> 00:39:40,180
Pete! [ Laughs ]

976
00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:41,514
[ Laughs ]

977
00:39:41,548 --> 00:39:44,517
[ Laughter ]

978
00:39:48,455 --> 00:39:50,557
[ Laughter ]

979
00:39:53,293 --> 00:39:54,661
Perfect!

980
00:39:54,694 --> 00:39:57,364
[ Laughter ]

981
00:39:57,397 --> 00:39:59,866
We hope you're enjoying
our best-of special so far.

982
00:39:59,899 --> 00:40:01,868
We want to make
"The Tonight Show" for everyone.

983
00:40:01,901 --> 00:40:04,404
I don't care if you're old,
young, or even in between.

984
00:40:04,437 --> 00:40:07,240
Hey. What's that?

985
00:40:07,273 --> 00:40:08,975
It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie.

986
00:40:09,009 --> 00:40:11,311
**

987
00:40:11,344 --> 00:40:13,613
* It's a cold, cold day,
and I'm getting the chills *

988
00:40:13,646 --> 00:40:15,982
* Wanna make 'em go away,
I need something for reals *

989
00:40:16,016 --> 00:40:18,485
* Whether I'm in my house
or out on the street *

990
00:40:18,518 --> 00:40:21,254
* I want a hat right now
that can bring me the heat *

991
00:40:21,287 --> 00:40:23,523
* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

992
00:40:23,556 --> 00:40:25,792
* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

993
00:40:25,825 --> 00:40:28,361
* It don't cover your ears,
'cause I still need to hear *

994
00:40:28,395 --> 00:40:31,064
* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

995
00:40:31,097 --> 00:40:33,233
* Have a bad hair day,
but I don't have the time *

996
00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:35,869
* Need to make it go away
at the drop of a dime *

997
00:40:35,902 --> 00:40:38,138
* I can't smooth it out, looks
like I rolled out of bed *

998
00:40:38,171 --> 00:40:40,573
* I want a hat right now
I can put on my head *

999
00:40:40,607 --> 00:40:43,009
* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

1000
00:40:43,043 --> 00:40:45,545
* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

1001
00:40:45,578 --> 00:40:48,014
* If you don't got a comb,
just put this on your dome *

1002
00:40:48,048 --> 00:40:50,450
* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

1003
00:40:50,483 --> 00:40:53,086
* Wear a Teenie Weenie Beanie
when I drink a dry martini *

1004
00:40:53,119 --> 00:40:55,422
[ Beatbox slurping ]
Yum!

1005
00:40:55,455 --> 00:40:57,957
* Wear a Teenie Weenie Beanie
while I eat some fettuccine *

1006
00:40:57,991 --> 00:41:00,326
[ Beatbox chomping ]
Yum!

1007
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,796
* Wear a Teenie Weenie Beanie
while I play a tambourinie *

1008
00:41:02,829 --> 00:41:05,231
[ Tambourine playing ]
Fun!

1009
00:41:05,265 --> 00:41:07,934
* You know what I'd wish for
if I had a genie? *

1010
00:41:07,967 --> 00:41:10,337
-No. What?
-* A Teenie Weenie Beanie *

1011
00:41:10,370 --> 00:41:12,539
* Everywhere I go, I wear
a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

1012
00:41:12,572 --> 00:41:15,075
* Rockin' red or blue
or greenie, I own
six or seventeenie *

1013
00:41:15,075 --> 00:41:17,377
* And I always keep 'em cleanie,
throw right in the machinie *

1014
00:41:17,410 --> 00:41:19,813
* Then I watch a TV screenie
or I read a magazinie *

1015
00:41:19,846 --> 00:41:22,382
* Put a Teenie Weenie Beanie
on a teenie tangerinie *

1016
00:41:22,415 --> 00:41:24,684
* Put a Teenie Weenie Beanie
on a tub of Vaselinie *

1017
00:41:24,718 --> 00:41:27,253
* Put a Teenie Weenie Beanie
on a pic of Mr. Feeny *

1018
00:41:27,287 --> 00:41:29,589
* Wear a Teenie Weenie Beanie
while I'm singing to "Jolenie" *

1019
00:41:29,622 --> 00:41:31,858
* Jolene, Jolene *

1020
00:41:31,891 --> 00:41:35,362
* Jolene, Jolene *

1021
00:41:35,395 --> 00:41:37,197
* I'm begging of you *

1022
00:41:37,230 --> 00:41:39,466
* Please don't take my
Teenie Weenie Beanie *

1023
00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:40,800
* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

1024
00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:41,868
* Teenie Weenie Beanie *

1025
00:41:41,901 --> 00:41:43,370
* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

1026
00:41:43,403 --> 00:41:44,871
* Teenie Weenie Beanie *

1027
00:41:44,904 --> 00:41:46,840
* It's made out of wool,
and it makes you look cool *

1028
00:41:46,873 --> 00:41:49,275
* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

1029
00:41:49,309 --> 00:41:51,845
[ Cheers and applause ]

1030
00:41:51,878 --> 00:41:55,482
**

1031
00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:05,592
*

1032
00:42:05,625 --> 00:42:07,961
Welcome back.
We're here in Studio 6B,

1033
00:42:08,061 --> 00:42:09,763
where we shoot our show
every night.

1034
00:42:09,796 --> 00:42:11,264
When we went into lockdown
for COVID,

1035
00:42:11,297 --> 00:42:12,866
we knew we had to do
some type of show.

1036
00:42:12,899 --> 00:42:14,801
We just didn't know how.

1037
00:42:14,834 --> 00:42:16,936
So with my wife as a director,
my phone as a camera,

1038
00:42:16,970 --> 00:42:18,505
and our kids as guests,

1039
00:42:18,538 --> 00:42:20,674
we put on "The Tonight Show"
from my house.

1040
00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:22,308
Take a look.

1041
00:42:22,342 --> 00:42:23,743
Hi, everyone!
Welcome to

1042
00:42:23,777 --> 00:42:26,846
"The Tonight Show:
At Home Edition."

1043
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,548
Tariq:
* We in the house *

1044
00:42:28,581 --> 00:42:31,484
**

1045
00:42:31,518 --> 00:42:33,486
I'm in a room in my house.

1046
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,822
My camera operator is my wife.

1047
00:42:35,855 --> 00:42:37,891
Hi! Is it
even recording?

1048
00:42:37,924 --> 00:42:38,992
Yeah. Let's go.

1049
00:42:39,092 --> 00:42:40,627
My dog, Gary,
is my first guest.

1050
00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:41,961
Are you watching
anything good right now?

1051
00:42:41,995 --> 00:42:44,230
Woman: Yeah, yeah, watching
my owner slowly losing it.

1052
00:42:44,264 --> 00:42:47,300
Do you know how I know
we all miss each other?

1053
00:42:47,334 --> 00:42:49,969
We're dancing to this song
right now.

1054
00:42:50,003 --> 00:42:51,805
I wanted to put
something out there

1055
00:42:51,838 --> 00:42:55,308
so that we can just have some
levity in these bizarre times.

1056
00:42:55,342 --> 00:42:57,210
We just got to get
each other's back and know

1057
00:42:57,243 --> 00:42:59,412
that we're all going
through this together.

1058
00:42:59,446 --> 00:43:01,247
**

1059
00:43:01,281 --> 00:43:03,049
I'm reading
monologue jokes.

1060
00:43:03,049 --> 00:43:04,718
Now and then, the kids
will be there listening.

1061
00:43:04,751 --> 00:43:06,152
They like booing,
and they go --

1062
00:43:06,186 --> 00:43:07,153
[ Blows raspberry ]

1063
00:43:07,187 --> 00:43:08,154
[ Blows raspberry ]

1064
00:43:08,188 --> 00:43:09,389
[ Giggling ]

1065
00:43:09,422 --> 00:43:13,226
[ Indistinct shouting ]

1066
00:43:13,259 --> 00:43:15,595
Okay. Here we go.
You're gonna play piano. Okay.

1067
00:43:15,628 --> 00:43:17,063
[ Clears throat ]
[ Thumping ]

1068
00:43:17,097 --> 00:43:18,064
[ Nancy laughs ]

1069
00:43:18,098 --> 00:43:19,399
[ Thumping ]

1070
00:43:19,432 --> 00:43:21,167
Oh --

1071
00:43:21,201 --> 00:43:22,736
Snake!

1072
00:43:22,769 --> 00:43:24,471
Oh, no!

1073
00:43:24,504 --> 00:43:26,773
[ Laughs ]
Are you focused?

1074
00:43:26,806 --> 00:43:28,708
Yeah.
[ Laughs ]

1075
00:43:28,742 --> 00:43:30,143
Tell them
what happened.

1076
00:43:30,176 --> 00:43:31,778
What happened?

1077
00:43:31,811 --> 00:43:34,214
-What?
-She lost her tooth.

1078
00:43:34,247 --> 00:43:35,448
Oh, wow!

1079
00:43:35,482 --> 00:43:37,417
Oh, my gosh!
Winnie, I'm so happy!

1080
00:43:37,450 --> 00:43:39,753
My daughter dressed up
my little daughter like that.

1081
00:43:39,786 --> 00:43:41,321
[ Jimmy laughs ]

1082
00:43:41,354 --> 00:43:43,957
Oh, you got -- There's your
kids. Your family's there, too.

1083
00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:47,560
They love you.
[ Laughs ]

1084
00:43:47,594 --> 00:43:49,095
Oh, gosh.

1085
00:43:49,095 --> 00:43:50,463
[ Clang ]
[ Laughter ]

1086
00:43:50,497 --> 00:43:52,098
Oh, my God!

1087
00:43:52,132 --> 00:43:53,867
Alright. Can I get some
Thank You Note writing
music, please, Franny?

1088
00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:55,602
[ Piano music plays ]

1089
00:43:55,635 --> 00:43:57,604
How'd you learn
how to do that button?

1090
00:43:57,637 --> 00:43:59,606
[ Blows raspberry ]

1091
00:43:59,639 --> 00:44:04,577
**

1092
00:44:04,611 --> 00:44:06,780
Thank you, home schooling,
for showing us

1093
00:44:06,813 --> 00:44:08,882
that recess is
really for teachers.

1094
00:44:08,915 --> 00:44:10,684
We are home
with our two kids.

1095
00:44:10,717 --> 00:44:12,452
We have a kindergartener
and a 2-year-old,

1096
00:44:12,485 --> 00:44:14,788
and so we are learning
how to home-school.

1097
00:44:14,821 --> 00:44:16,589
I mean, like,
oh, my gosh, right?

1098
00:44:16,623 --> 00:44:18,792
How hard is this?
It's insane.

1099
00:44:18,825 --> 00:44:21,227
I'm about to attempt
to put together a tent.

1100
00:44:21,261 --> 00:44:24,364
20-minute setup?
That's nothing. I can do that.

1101
00:44:24,397 --> 00:44:26,800
Oh, God. It's in Spanish.
That's a problem.

1102
00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:29,602
So I've been here for probably
an hour and a half now.

1103
00:44:29,636 --> 00:44:32,072
That's what I have so far.

1104
00:44:32,072 --> 00:44:34,341
Out of breath.

1105
00:44:34,374 --> 00:44:36,743
"What's the longest trip
you've ever been on together?"

1106
00:44:36,776 --> 00:44:38,445
The France trip
was pretty long.
Ooh.

1107
00:44:38,478 --> 00:44:40,680
Remember when we woke up
the next morning?

1108
00:44:40,714 --> 00:44:42,415
[ Both laugh ]

1109
00:44:42,449 --> 00:44:44,117
...staying...

1110
00:44:44,150 --> 00:44:45,318
We were staying
in this nice place.

1111
00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:47,187
And I go, "Honey."
Oh, my God.

1112
00:44:47,220 --> 00:44:48,388
"One of us wet..."

1113
00:44:48,421 --> 00:44:49,923
You shook me
and you go, "Honey,

1114
00:44:49,956 --> 00:44:51,091
one of us
wet the bed."

1115
00:44:51,124 --> 00:44:52,525
And I sit up.

1116
00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:55,095
I go, "First of all,
one of us did not."

1117
00:44:55,128 --> 00:44:56,596
And you go, "Honey."

1118
00:44:56,629 --> 00:44:58,264
Both: "We went swimming
last night."

1119
00:44:58,298 --> 00:45:01,067
"You went to sleep
in your swim trunks."

1120
00:45:01,101 --> 00:45:05,805
**

1121
00:45:05,839 --> 00:45:07,574
We did a gym here.

1122
00:45:07,607 --> 00:45:09,809
Ohh! I would use
none of that.

1123
00:45:09,843 --> 00:45:11,578
[ Laughter ]

1124
00:45:11,611 --> 00:45:13,346
I'm literally putting
your initials in my head

1125
00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:14,414
right now, Jimmy.

1126
00:45:14,447 --> 00:45:16,249
You are so
"Tiger King" right now.

1127
00:45:16,282 --> 00:45:17,851
You have no idea.

1128
00:45:17,884 --> 00:45:19,252
My name's Joe Exotic,

1129
00:45:19,285 --> 00:45:21,788
and welcome
to the GW Zoo!

1130
00:45:21,821 --> 00:45:22,889
Ha ha!

1131
00:45:22,922 --> 00:45:26,459
* Looked at a tiger *

1132
00:45:26,493 --> 00:45:29,162
* Tiger looked right back *

1133
00:45:29,195 --> 00:45:31,064
* Made me cry tears *

1134
00:45:31,064 --> 00:45:36,936
* That were white,
orange, and black *

1135
00:45:36,970 --> 00:45:39,139
* Don't touch Grandma,
keep it to Zoom *

1136
00:45:39,172 --> 00:45:43,076
* Or learn to play Canasta
from across the room *

1137
00:45:43,109 --> 00:45:44,077
[ Pop ]

1138
00:45:44,110 --> 00:45:45,278
[ Fart sounds ]

1139
00:45:45,311 --> 00:45:46,579
Gross.

1140
00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:48,214
* Shades, shades,
the smallest shades *

1141
00:45:48,248 --> 00:45:50,917
* Shades, shades,
tiny shiny goggles *

1142
00:45:50,950 --> 00:45:53,219
-* Shades, S-S-S-Shades *
-* Whoo *

1143
00:45:53,253 --> 00:45:56,623
Jimmy: These are The
Longest Days of our Lives.

1144
00:45:56,656 --> 00:45:58,124
Vanessa, what is it?

1145
00:45:58,158 --> 00:46:01,094
You look like you have a very
big, juicy secret to tell me.

1146
00:46:01,127 --> 00:46:03,029
I've cheated on you!

1147
00:46:03,029 --> 00:46:05,131
[ All gasp ]

1148
00:46:05,165 --> 00:46:07,634
[ All gasp ]

1149
00:46:07,667 --> 00:46:09,436
[ All gasp ]

1150
00:46:09,469 --> 00:46:11,204
How dare you!

1151
00:46:11,237 --> 00:46:12,672
[ Smack! ]
[ Gasps ]

1152
00:46:12,706 --> 00:46:14,040
[ Smacking sounds ]

1153
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,042
-Aah!
-Whoo!

1154
00:46:16,042 --> 00:46:17,310
[ Punch! ]

1155
00:46:19,045 --> 00:46:20,613
[ All gasp ]

1156
00:46:20,647 --> 00:46:23,483
-* Don't stand, don't stand *
-* Don't stand so *

1157
00:46:23,516 --> 00:46:25,051
* Close to me *

1158
00:46:25,051 --> 00:46:26,419
* Don't stand
so close to me **

1159
00:46:26,453 --> 00:46:28,455
* Pressure *

1160
00:46:28,488 --> 00:46:30,557
* Pushing down on me *

1161
00:46:30,590 --> 00:46:32,359
* Pushing down on you *

1162
00:46:32,392 --> 00:46:34,861
* No man ask for **

1163
00:46:34,894 --> 00:46:37,263
* When there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove *

1164
00:46:37,297 --> 00:46:41,201
* And I'll be dancing
with myself, ah, oh-oh-oh *

1165
00:46:41,234 --> 00:46:42,702
Daddy! Daddy!

1166
00:46:42,736 --> 00:46:44,070
Jimmy:
Happy birthday!

1167
00:46:44,070 --> 00:46:45,271
Love you!

1168
00:46:45,305 --> 00:46:47,073
You're seeing the soul
of America now.

1169
00:46:47,073 --> 00:46:49,175
The American people.
They're incredible!

1170
00:46:49,209 --> 00:46:50,744
You gotta
just fez up.

1171
00:46:50,777 --> 00:46:51,845
[ Laughter ]

1172
00:46:51,878 --> 00:46:53,880
You probably didn't plan
on people having

1173
00:46:53,913 --> 00:46:55,615
private dance parties
to your music.

1174
00:46:55,648 --> 00:46:58,785
Dancing in the kitchen
works just fine.

1175
00:46:58,818 --> 00:47:01,688
* Dancing with myself, ah, oh *

1176
00:47:01,721 --> 00:47:03,790
* Dancing with myself *

1177
00:47:03,823 --> 00:47:06,526
* If I had the chance,
I'd ask the world to dance *

1178
00:47:06,559 --> 00:47:09,329
* If I had the chance,
I'd ask the world to dance *

1179
00:47:09,362 --> 00:47:12,866
* If I had the chance,
I'd ask the world to dance *

1180
00:47:12,899 --> 00:47:14,100
**

1181
00:47:14,134 --> 00:47:16,403
* Oh, oh *

1182
00:47:16,436 --> 00:47:18,471
Thank yerl.
Say "thank you."

1183
00:47:18,505 --> 00:47:19,806
Hey. Why are you
not laughing?

1184
00:47:19,839 --> 00:47:21,841
This is so --
Don't say "thank yerl."

1185
00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:24,077
Thank you so much
for watching.

1186
00:47:24,110 --> 00:47:25,745
Thank yerl!
Thank yerl!

1187
00:47:25,779 --> 00:47:28,948
I want to thank --
Stay safe. Wash your hands.
Thank yerl!

1188
00:47:29,049 --> 00:47:30,784
Don't touch your face.
We have all-new shows.

1189
00:47:30,817 --> 00:47:34,587
Thank you so much.
Bye, Frannie. Bye, guys!

1190
00:47:34,621 --> 00:47:36,790
[ Giggles ]
Oh!

1191
00:47:39,392 --> 00:47:41,327
We'll be right back with
more of the best moments

1192
00:47:41,361 --> 00:47:43,697
from 10 years
of "The Tonight Show."

1193
00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:49,469
**

1194
00:47:54,341 --> 00:47:56,076
[ Sniffles ] Ohh.

1195
00:48:29,476 --> 00:48:31,211
[ Indistinct conversation ]

1196
00:48:43,723 --> 00:48:45,492
[ Jimmy laughs ]

1197
00:48:48,395 --> 00:48:50,864
[ Cheers and applause ]

1198
00:48:50,897 --> 00:48:53,800
**

1199
00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:55,969
* Unh, I'm about to
take the world... *

1200
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,909
[ Indistinct rapping ]

1201
00:49:05,011 --> 00:49:07,480
Welcome back to "The Tonight
Show" 10th Anniversary Special.

1202
00:49:07,514 --> 00:49:09,649
We love telling jokes
and we love doing fun sketches,

1203
00:49:09,683 --> 00:49:12,018
but at the end of the day,
the show wouldn't be what it is

1204
00:49:12,052 --> 00:49:13,486
I know. Sorry.
without --

1205
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,121
I know what
you're about to say.

1206
00:49:15,155 --> 00:49:17,090
And the feeling's mutual.

1207
00:49:17,123 --> 00:49:18,625
You know? I love you.
Thank you.

1208
00:49:18,658 --> 00:49:21,027
Higgins, I was gonna say all
the great interviews and games

1209
00:49:21,027 --> 00:49:22,262
we've done
with our guests.

1210
00:49:22,295 --> 00:49:23,363
[Voice breaking] I mean,
when you first told me

1211
00:49:23,396 --> 00:49:25,298
that you were gonna
do this -- Hmnh!

1212
00:49:25,331 --> 00:49:27,267
Here's more fun stuff
from the past 10 years.

1213
00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:29,769
[Crying] You told me
you wouldn't do that.

1214
00:49:29,803 --> 00:49:31,738
I heard a rumor
that you've never tried

1215
00:49:31,771 --> 00:49:32,772
Reese's
Peanut Butter Cups.

1216
00:49:32,806 --> 00:49:33,907
I never.

1217
00:49:33,940 --> 00:49:36,042
[ Audience gasps ]

1218
00:49:36,076 --> 00:49:39,179
Well, today is
a great day for you.

1219
00:49:39,212 --> 00:49:40,413
[ Cheers and applause ]

1220
00:49:40,447 --> 00:49:41,781
Cheers.

1221
00:49:41,815 --> 00:49:45,318
**

1222
00:49:45,352 --> 00:49:48,054
What do you think?
You love it!

1223
00:49:48,054 --> 00:49:49,689
Ready? And the
award goes to...

1224
00:49:49,723 --> 00:49:52,058
[High-pitched voice] And
the award goes to...

1225
00:49:52,092 --> 00:49:53,460
Helen Mirren.

1226
00:49:53,493 --> 00:49:54,961
[High-pitched voice]
Oh, thank you!

1227
00:49:55,061 --> 00:49:56,162
I am so honored!

1228
00:49:56,196 --> 00:49:58,131
This is the most fantastic
thing I've ever...

1229
00:49:58,164 --> 00:50:00,233
[High-pitched voice] I really
shouldn't be doing this.

1230
00:50:00,266 --> 00:50:01,735
[ Laughter ]

1231
00:50:01,768 --> 00:50:03,970
V, is it true that you
never actually intended

1232
00:50:04,004 --> 00:50:05,438
on auditioning
for BTS?

1233
00:50:05,472 --> 00:50:08,241
You just went to the audition
to support your friend?

1234
00:50:08,274 --> 00:50:10,310
True. Yes.

1235
00:50:10,343 --> 00:50:12,579
What happened
to your friend?

1236
00:50:15,215 --> 00:50:16,716
I know when
a song works

1237
00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:18,818
because then I suddenly
start moving.

1238
00:50:18,852 --> 00:50:20,820
You know.
Hip movements.

1239
00:50:20,854 --> 00:50:23,690
Are you tell me that
your hips don't lie?

1240
00:50:23,723 --> 00:50:25,225
I didn't want
to go there.

1241
00:50:25,258 --> 00:50:27,827
Schwarzenegger --
I've read that you guys

1242
00:50:27,861 --> 00:50:29,262
actually hated
each other for a while.

1243
00:50:29,295 --> 00:50:30,730
Well, we were
very competitive.

1244
00:50:30,764 --> 00:50:32,332
Yeah, I think "hate"
is a good word.

1245
00:50:32,365 --> 00:50:34,834
[ Laughter ]

1246
00:50:34,868 --> 00:50:37,370
Here's my impression of
Ray Romano playing golf.

1247
00:50:37,404 --> 00:50:38,371
Whack!

1248
00:50:38,405 --> 00:50:40,674
[as Romano] Aw.

1249
00:50:40,707 --> 00:50:43,276
Come on...
Whack!

1250
00:50:43,309 --> 00:50:46,413
Here's Jon Hamm hitting
a bad golf shot.

1251
00:50:46,446 --> 00:50:47,947
Go ahead.
Do the thing.

1252
00:50:47,981 --> 00:50:49,949
Okay. Whack!

1253
00:50:49,983 --> 00:50:53,186
I don't give a [bleep].
I look like this.

1254
00:50:53,219 --> 00:50:54,721
[as Pres. Obama]
Hello. Hello, Michelle.

1255
00:50:54,754 --> 00:50:55,789
I'm here.

1256
00:50:55,822 --> 00:50:57,991
That was your
Barack Obama?

1257
00:50:58,024 --> 00:50:59,125
That was --
Yeah.

1258
00:50:59,159 --> 00:51:00,760
No.
Was it good?

1259
00:51:00,794 --> 00:51:02,696
[as McCartney] When I do you,
I have to slip into you

1260
00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:05,065
because you're very cheery
and hello and you do that.

1261
00:51:05,098 --> 00:51:06,099
You know?

1262
00:51:06,132 --> 00:51:07,801
Sometimes
you do this.

1263
00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:09,402
Do I do that?

1264
00:51:09,436 --> 00:51:10,770
You do that.

1265
00:51:10,804 --> 00:51:12,172
[as Seinfeld] You work
until you die!

1266
00:51:12,205 --> 00:51:15,075
You choose! You choose
when you wanna quit!

1267
00:51:15,075 --> 00:51:16,576
It's a Pope job!

1268
00:51:16,609 --> 00:51:18,244
[ Laughter ]

1269
00:51:18,278 --> 00:51:20,313
I don't know how many times
I've done an impression of you.

1270
00:51:20,347 --> 00:51:22,148
I'm not even gonna
do it tonight. I promise.

1271
00:51:22,182 --> 00:51:23,616
Oh. Oh, God.

1272
00:51:23,650 --> 00:51:25,085
[ Laughter ]

1273
00:51:25,085 --> 00:51:27,654
Do you do an impersonation
of me at all?

1274
00:51:27,687 --> 00:51:31,257
[ Mumbling frantically ]

1275
00:51:31,291 --> 00:51:32,926
[ Laughter ]

1276
00:51:32,959 --> 00:51:35,095
Oh, my God! You guys
are so awesome!

1277
00:51:35,095 --> 00:51:37,397
Oh, my God!
God, you're awesome!

1278
00:51:37,430 --> 00:51:39,265
You're so great!
I love everything you do!

1279
00:51:39,299 --> 00:51:40,767
I've seen everything
you've done!

1280
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,136
-Hi, Jimmy.
-Hey. How are you doing?

1281
00:51:43,169 --> 00:51:46,106
* So far,
so great *

1282
00:51:46,139 --> 00:51:50,377
* So far and so great *

1283
00:51:50,410 --> 00:51:51,845
[ Cheers and applause ]

1284
00:51:51,878 --> 00:51:55,281
Justin, you're gonna ask us
a question about yourself.

1285
00:51:55,315 --> 00:51:57,617
Jessica and I will
write down our answers,

1286
00:51:57,650 --> 00:51:59,686
and then you'll reveal
the correct answer,

1287
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,156
and we'll see which one
of us knows you better.

1288
00:52:03,189 --> 00:52:05,258
"What is
my safeword?"

1289
00:52:05,291 --> 00:52:06,760
[ Laughter ]

1290
00:52:06,793 --> 00:52:08,228
[ Funky music plays ]

1291
00:52:09,129 --> 00:52:10,964
Ready?

1292
00:52:11,064 --> 00:52:14,167
What? What?!

1293
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,703
[ Laughter ]

1294
00:52:16,736 --> 00:52:19,472
You and Timberlake
look so cool, man!

1295
00:52:19,506 --> 00:52:23,410
Y'all have as much fun as
two straight guys can have.

1296
00:52:23,443 --> 00:52:24,844
Yeah, that's true.

1297
00:52:24,878 --> 00:52:27,914
Y'all take it right to
the -- right to the edge.

1298
00:52:27,947 --> 00:52:29,616
Fill in the blank.

1299
00:52:29,649 --> 00:52:32,085
I love to play
with my what?

1300
00:52:32,118 --> 00:52:34,087
Steve!

1301
00:52:34,087 --> 00:52:36,389
Yeah, say it. Say it!

1302
00:52:36,423 --> 00:52:37,557
What is ding-dong?

1303
00:52:37,590 --> 00:52:40,460
[ Laughter ]

1304
00:52:40,493 --> 00:52:41,928
Survey says...

1305
00:52:41,961 --> 00:52:43,196
Your ding-dong!

1306
00:52:43,229 --> 00:52:45,098
[ Buzzer ]

1307
00:52:45,098 --> 00:52:48,001
I love to play
with my...

1308
00:52:48,101 --> 00:52:49,803
Ball.
[ Chuckles ]

1309
00:52:49,836 --> 00:52:51,771
[ Laughter ]

1310
00:52:51,805 --> 00:52:53,106
-What is --
-Your ball?

1311
00:52:53,106 --> 00:52:55,442
-No.
-Get your ass over there.

1312
00:52:55,475 --> 00:52:56,843
[ Laughter ]

1313
00:52:56,876 --> 00:52:58,945
We're gonna have a number
of mystery objects

1314
00:52:58,978 --> 00:53:00,146
brought out to us
in front of us.

1315
00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:03,049
Our job is to guess
what each one is.

1316
00:53:03,083 --> 00:53:04,250
Alright.

1317
00:53:04,284 --> 00:53:06,453
Tariq: Oh, my God.

1318
00:53:06,486 --> 00:53:08,788
[ Jimmy screaming ]

1319
00:53:08,822 --> 00:53:10,123
Aah!

1320
00:53:10,156 --> 00:53:13,059
What is that?
What is that?!

1321
00:53:13,093 --> 00:53:15,161
You're in?
I'm in.

1322
00:53:15,195 --> 00:53:16,930
[ Both scream ]
[ Bleep ]

1323
00:53:16,963 --> 00:53:19,632
We just have to do this.
[ Screaming ]

1324
00:53:19,666 --> 00:53:21,935
[ Both screaming ]

1325
00:53:21,968 --> 00:53:23,403
Is it a turtle?
[ Screams ]

1326
00:53:23,436 --> 00:53:25,071
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?!

1327
00:53:25,071 --> 00:53:26,506
[ Applause ]

1328
00:53:26,539 --> 00:53:28,508
What is it?
What is it?!

1329
00:53:28,541 --> 00:53:30,310
[ Screams ]

1330
00:53:30,343 --> 00:53:31,745
[ Screams ]

1331
00:53:31,778 --> 00:53:33,646
[ Laughter ]

1332
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,081
Box of Lies.

1333
00:53:35,081 --> 00:53:36,649
Pick a box,
take out the object,

1334
00:53:36,683 --> 00:53:38,218
and describe it
to your opponent.

1335
00:53:38,251 --> 00:53:39,786
Then they have to guess
if you're lying

1336
00:53:39,819 --> 00:53:41,254
or telling the truth.

1337
00:53:41,287 --> 00:53:44,657
It is a Rubik's cube
inside Jell-O.

1338
00:53:44,691 --> 00:53:47,193
[ Laughter ]

1339
00:53:47,227 --> 00:53:49,129
Hm...

1340
00:53:49,162 --> 00:53:50,463
You lie.

1341
00:53:50,497 --> 00:53:51,531
I tell the truth.

1342
00:53:51,564 --> 00:53:53,166
Ohh!

1343
00:53:53,199 --> 00:53:55,201
Here we go here.
Okay.

1344
00:53:55,235 --> 00:53:56,536
Yeah.

1345
00:53:56,569 --> 00:53:58,104
I feel like I should just
tell you the truth.

1346
00:53:58,138 --> 00:54:01,041
Right. But this is called
Box of Lies, just FYI.

1347
00:54:01,074 --> 00:54:04,244
[ Laughter ]

1348
00:54:04,277 --> 00:54:05,779
You know
what's in my box?

1349
00:54:05,812 --> 00:54:08,381
[ Laughter ]

1350
00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:11,785
You have
a very honest face.

1351
00:54:11,818 --> 00:54:14,120
But you're --

1352
00:54:14,154 --> 00:54:15,522
Now I'm not sure.

1353
00:54:15,555 --> 00:54:16,890
Blue eyes
charming everyone.

1354
00:54:16,923 --> 00:54:18,425
They're green.

1355
00:54:18,458 --> 00:54:20,427
[ Audience ohhs ]

1356
00:54:20,460 --> 00:54:22,395
What?
That was a bust!

1357
00:54:22,429 --> 00:54:23,797
'Cause now I know.
What?

1358
00:54:23,830 --> 00:54:25,465
Aah!
You lie!

1359
00:54:25,498 --> 00:54:27,567
I did lie.
Yeah!

1360
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:31,571
Now it is time to see
what is behind me.

1361
00:54:31,604 --> 00:54:34,274
[ Gasps ] Wow!

1362
00:54:34,307 --> 00:54:37,444
**

1363
00:54:37,477 --> 00:54:40,814
It's surprisingly sexy.

1364
00:54:40,847 --> 00:54:43,116
Wow!

1365
00:54:43,149 --> 00:54:44,617
[ Laughter ]

1366
00:54:44,651 --> 00:54:46,419
Thank you.
Alright. Okay.

1367
00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:49,622
**

1368
00:54:49,656 --> 00:54:51,091
See if you can
get that on.

1369
00:54:51,124 --> 00:54:53,526
Let me see.
Ohh!

1370
00:54:53,560 --> 00:55:01,201
**

1371
00:55:01,234 --> 00:55:04,037
* Yeah, okay *

1372
00:55:04,070 --> 00:55:06,673
"'Cause my life is dope,
and I do dope [bleep]."

1373
00:55:06,706 --> 00:55:14,481
**

1374
00:55:14,514 --> 00:55:22,288
**

1375
00:55:22,322 --> 00:55:24,457
It's going to land
on one random song title

1376
00:55:24,491 --> 00:55:26,459
and one random
musical genre.

1377
00:55:27,794 --> 00:55:30,063
[ Cheering ]

1378
00:55:30,096 --> 00:55:32,599
* Bitch, I said
what I said *

1379
00:55:32,632 --> 00:55:35,268
* I'd rather be
famous instead *

1380
00:55:35,301 --> 00:55:38,304
* I don't care
I paint the town red *

1381
00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:39,806
**

1382
00:55:39,839 --> 00:55:41,207
* Red *

1383
00:55:41,241 --> 00:55:42,742
**

1384
00:55:42,776 --> 00:55:44,477
* Bitch *

1385
00:55:44,511 --> 00:55:45,945
We're gonna start
playing a song

1386
00:55:45,979 --> 00:55:47,414
one instrument
at a time.

1387
00:55:47,447 --> 00:55:49,082
Taylor and I can
buzz in and guess

1388
00:55:49,082 --> 00:55:50,650
we know the song.

1389
00:55:50,684 --> 00:55:55,989
**

1390
00:55:56,089 --> 00:55:57,624
[ Buzz! ]

1391
00:55:57,657 --> 00:55:58,692
"Shake it off"?

1392
00:55:58,725 --> 00:56:00,026
Yeah.

1393
00:56:00,026 --> 00:56:01,361
[ Ding! ]

1394
00:56:01,394 --> 00:56:10,637
**

1395
00:56:10,670 --> 00:56:12,572
Am I supposed
to know it?
[ Buzz! ]

1396
00:56:13,907 --> 00:56:15,942
No, no, no.
Stop. No, no.

1397
00:56:16,042 --> 00:56:17,544
All I know is
that Blake

1398
00:56:17,577 --> 00:56:19,579
is in a lot of
trouble right now.

1399
00:56:19,612 --> 00:56:20,914
[ Laughter ]

1400
00:56:20,947 --> 00:56:22,882
[ Sad trumpet ]

1401
00:56:22,916 --> 00:56:24,884
That is
"Hollaback Girl."

1402
00:56:24,918 --> 00:56:27,187
[ Ding! ]

1403
00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:29,122
We could edit it out
and have say--

1404
00:56:29,155 --> 00:56:31,057
I came to this show
to promote my album,

1405
00:56:31,091 --> 00:56:33,660
and I'm losing
everything.

1406
00:56:33,693 --> 00:56:36,196
Everything in my life.

1407
00:56:36,229 --> 00:56:37,430
We got lots
more to come,

1408
00:56:37,464 --> 00:56:39,466
including our best
musical performances.

1409
00:56:39,499 --> 00:56:40,700
Stay right here.

1410
00:56:42,235 --> 00:56:44,537
[ Sobs ] Can you hold that
for me for a second?

1411
00:56:44,571 --> 00:56:52,278
**

1412
00:56:55,749 --> 00:56:57,751
[ Indistinct rapping ]

1413
00:56:59,853 --> 00:57:01,021
Welcome back, everybody.

1414
00:57:01,054 --> 00:57:03,023
And action!
You know, here at the--

1415
00:57:03,056 --> 00:57:04,724
I was just doing --
I was just doing the line.

1416
00:57:04,758 --> 00:57:06,659
Cut!

1417
00:57:06,693 --> 00:57:08,028
That's not the line,
the line is

1418
00:57:08,061 --> 00:57:09,562
"Welcome back,
everybody."
No, I did say --

1419
00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:11,231
That's what I was doing.

1420
00:57:11,264 --> 00:57:13,400
Okay,
let's try it again.

1421
00:57:13,433 --> 00:57:14,467
Be here
all night, people.

1422
00:57:14,501 --> 00:57:16,102
Jimmy wants to
make it perfect.

1423
00:57:16,136 --> 00:57:17,637
Guys, here's more
funny moments

1424
00:57:17,671 --> 00:57:19,339
Action!
from the past 10 years.

1425
00:57:19,372 --> 00:57:20,740
As you guys know,
we're always striving

1426
00:57:20,774 --> 00:57:22,709
to get better here
at "The Tonight Show."

1427
00:57:22,742 --> 00:57:26,046
Harder, better,
faster, stronger.

1428
00:57:26,046 --> 00:57:28,548
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to "The Tonight Show."

1429
00:57:28,581 --> 00:57:29,749
Unbelievable!

1430
00:57:29,783 --> 00:57:31,051
My job is to entertain you

1431
00:57:31,051 --> 00:57:33,286
and everyone here
on "The Tonight Show."

1432
00:57:34,854 --> 00:57:36,623
Roots, you guys ready
to do this?

1433
00:57:36,656 --> 00:57:38,825
I can feel it already, this
show's gonna be the best show

1434
00:57:38,858 --> 00:57:40,727
we've ever done here right now.

1435
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,262
Thank you, please.

1436
00:57:42,295 --> 00:57:44,130
Have a seat.
Welcome, everybody.

1437
00:57:44,164 --> 00:57:45,331
Thank you so much.

1438
00:57:45,365 --> 00:57:46,700
If you would have told me
as a kid

1439
00:57:46,733 --> 00:57:48,101
that I was going to graduate
high school

1440
00:57:48,134 --> 00:57:50,070
and go on to be on
"Saturday Night Live"

1441
00:57:50,070 --> 00:57:52,138
and then eventually be
the host of "The Tonight Show,"

1442
00:57:52,172 --> 00:57:54,474
I would have said,
"I graduated high school?

1443
00:57:54,507 --> 00:57:57,544
That is so not me.
That's so not like me."

1444
00:57:57,577 --> 00:57:58,712
My parents are here tonight.

1445
00:57:58,745 --> 00:57:59,846
They're here to see me,
Mom and Dad.

1446
00:57:59,879 --> 00:58:01,915
Hey, I love you.

1447
00:58:02,015 --> 00:58:04,017
Remember how proud you were
when I graduated high school?

1448
00:58:04,050 --> 00:58:05,852
That was
a big deal, yeah.

1449
00:58:05,885 --> 00:58:08,288
James: Paid a lot
of money for that.
I love you.
I know, Dad.

1450
00:58:09,889 --> 00:58:11,658
You did not pay a lot of money,
it was a public high school.

1451
00:58:11,691 --> 00:58:13,860
You didn't pay
a lot of money.

1452
00:58:13,893 --> 00:58:16,229
We're lucky our
mascot Hashtag the Panda

1453
00:58:16,262 --> 00:58:18,064
has never injured
himself on the job.

1454
00:58:18,098 --> 00:58:19,432
Is he here?

1455
00:58:19,466 --> 00:58:21,201
[ Cheers and applause ]

1456
00:58:21,234 --> 00:58:25,438
**

1457
00:58:25,472 --> 00:58:27,073
Why don't you just
take off the panda head

1458
00:58:27,107 --> 00:58:28,475
and get some air, yeah.

1459
00:58:28,508 --> 00:58:29,876
Why not?
Go for it.

1460
00:58:29,909 --> 00:58:32,278
Wait a minute.
[ Cheers and applause ]

1461
00:58:32,312 --> 00:58:34,614
You've been Hashtag
the Panda all along?

1462
00:58:34,647 --> 00:58:37,384
Uh-huh, I wanted us
to have, like,

1463
00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:39,552
you know,
like, our own thing.

1464
00:58:39,586 --> 00:58:41,588
I was Hashtag the Panda,

1465
00:58:41,621 --> 00:58:43,857
but, you know, that was
in the past, really.

1466
00:58:45,492 --> 00:58:46,659
I want to know
who did you get

1467
00:58:46,693 --> 00:58:48,495
to replace me
as Hashtag?

1468
00:58:48,528 --> 00:58:50,063
Jimmy:
No one, I just...

1469
00:58:50,063 --> 00:58:52,565
[ Cheers and applause ]

1470
00:58:52,599 --> 00:58:55,402
Higgins: Jimmy Fallon
and Cardi B!

1471
00:58:55,435 --> 00:58:57,237
Dave Grohl!

1472
00:58:57,270 --> 00:59:00,073
Megan Thee Stallion
is co-hosting

1473
00:59:00,106 --> 00:59:01,741
Shawn Mendes,
everybody.

1474
00:59:01,775 --> 00:59:03,376
Demi Lovato,
come out here.

1475
00:59:03,410 --> 00:59:05,178
Demi, no!

1476
00:59:05,211 --> 00:59:07,180
Thank you so much.

1477
00:59:07,213 --> 00:59:09,683
See, how does it feel
to be behind the desk here?

1478
00:59:09,716 --> 00:59:11,551
I like the control
that comes with it.

1479
00:59:11,584 --> 00:59:13,153
You like to feel
the power there.

1480
00:59:13,186 --> 00:59:15,288
This is an easy job
in show business.
What are you--

1481
00:59:15,321 --> 00:59:17,057
What are you
talking about?

1482
00:59:17,090 --> 00:59:18,324
What do you mean what am
I talking about, Jimmy?

1483
00:59:18,358 --> 00:59:20,060
All you do is read jokes
off a cue cards.

1484
00:59:20,093 --> 00:59:21,695
That's it.
Come on.

1485
00:59:21,728 --> 00:59:23,763
My job is not
that easy.

1486
00:59:23,797 --> 00:59:25,732
Jimmy, you just read that
off of a cue card.

1487
00:59:25,765 --> 00:59:28,134
That's what you --
That's what you just --

1488
00:59:28,168 --> 00:59:29,402
James, can I get some

1489
00:59:29,436 --> 00:59:30,704
thank you note
writing music, please?

1490
00:59:30,737 --> 00:59:32,138
**

1491
00:59:32,172 --> 00:59:34,474
Thank you,
Fiber One

1492
00:59:34,507 --> 00:59:35,608
for answering
the question.

1493
00:59:35,642 --> 00:59:36,843
What if a cereal
tasted like

1494
00:59:36,876 --> 00:59:38,712
it was made out of
cereal boxes?

1495
00:59:38,745 --> 00:59:40,380
[ Laughter ]

1496
00:59:40,413 --> 00:59:41,881
**

1497
00:59:41,915 --> 00:59:44,818
Thank you,
cuticles,

1498
00:59:44,851 --> 00:59:47,053
for sounding like
adorable testicles.

1499
00:59:47,053 --> 00:59:49,656
[ Laughter ]

1500
00:59:49,689 --> 00:59:52,425
Thank you,
dog booties

1501
00:59:52,459 --> 00:59:54,961
for keeping my dog
both warm and embarrassed.

1502
00:59:55,061 --> 00:59:56,629
There you go.
That's it.

1503
00:59:56,663 --> 00:59:59,065
Thank you,
any food that has

1504
00:59:59,065 --> 01:00:01,735
the word
"artisanal" in it?

1505
01:00:01,768 --> 01:00:03,036
For warning me that
there's going to be

1506
01:00:03,069 --> 01:00:04,671
a long winded story
about the history

1507
01:00:04,704 --> 01:00:05,972
of the company
on the back.

1508
01:00:06,006 --> 01:00:06,973
There you go.

1509
01:00:07,007 --> 01:00:09,409
Thank you,
urinal cakes

1510
01:00:09,442 --> 01:00:12,278
for really stretching
the definition of cake.

1511
01:00:12,312 --> 01:00:14,748
[ Laughter ]

1512
01:00:14,781 --> 01:00:17,817
Thank you,
horse yoga,

1513
01:00:17,851 --> 01:00:19,886
whereas the
horses call it

1514
01:00:19,919 --> 01:00:21,187
"What the freakin'
hell, man?"

1515
01:00:21,221 --> 01:00:23,023
What is--

1516
01:00:23,056 --> 01:00:24,791
What the heck happened?

1517
01:00:24,824 --> 01:00:26,693
Higgins: What is
going on?
You believe what
happened to me today.

1518
01:00:26,726 --> 01:00:29,129
That's crazy.
This was ones from
Sean King in California.

1519
01:00:29,162 --> 01:00:33,133
He was watching a show
on Univision called "Sabadazo"

1520
01:00:33,166 --> 01:00:34,367
It's a game show.

1521
01:00:34,401 --> 01:00:35,635
Anyway, saw a guy
in the audience,

1522
01:00:35,669 --> 01:00:37,671
he says looks like me.

1523
01:00:37,704 --> 01:00:39,839
[ Laughter ]

1524
01:00:41,975 --> 01:00:50,450
*

1525
01:00:50,483 --> 01:00:58,958
**

1526
01:00:58,992 --> 01:01:00,393
The pizza decrustifier.

1527
01:01:00,427 --> 01:01:01,661
Put the pizza on there,

1528
01:01:01,695 --> 01:01:02,762
and then you put
this thing down.

1529
01:01:02,796 --> 01:01:04,197
And then. Yeah.

1530
01:01:04,230 --> 01:01:05,965
You need to
press on it.

1531
01:01:06,066 --> 01:01:07,500
[ Laughter ]

1532
01:01:08,468 --> 01:01:10,704
Get up on the
counter right here.

1533
01:01:10,737 --> 01:01:13,373
Sit on it.

1534
01:01:13,406 --> 01:01:14,874
Simple to use,

1535
01:01:16,376 --> 01:01:18,445
Open it up.
And the pizzas go.

1536
01:01:18,478 --> 01:01:19,446
What is
Sadie's talent?

1537
01:01:19,479 --> 01:01:20,814
Sadie can do CPR.

1538
01:01:20,847 --> 01:01:22,649
Jameson:
Yeah.
She could
give me CPR?

1539
01:01:24,284 --> 01:01:26,286
Sadie push.

1540
01:01:26,319 --> 01:01:28,254
Push. Push.

1541
01:01:28,288 --> 01:01:30,223
Sadie, push.
Sadie.

1542
01:01:30,256 --> 01:01:31,725
[ Laughing ]
Get off of me.

1543
01:01:31,758 --> 01:01:33,093
What's going on?

1544
01:01:33,126 --> 01:01:34,728
We gave them a bunch
of weird phrases

1545
01:01:34,761 --> 01:01:36,596
and asked them
to sneak those phrases

1546
01:01:36,629 --> 01:01:39,332
into their press interviews
as casually as possible.

1547
01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:41,534
That last one, it just looked
good from the time

1548
01:01:41,568 --> 01:01:42,736
it left our hands,
and I was like,

1549
01:01:42,769 --> 01:01:44,738
"Wham bam can a ham,
that's going in."

1550
01:01:44,771 --> 01:01:46,573
How active were you
in the casting?

1551
01:01:46,606 --> 01:01:49,376
And my credo is
like, "That's why

1552
01:01:49,409 --> 01:01:51,978
Raisin Bran has
two scoops of raisins."

1553
01:01:52,012 --> 01:01:54,014
17. How is that
looking for you?

1554
01:01:54,114 --> 01:01:55,515
How are you feeling,
that's such an iconic...
Yeah.

1555
01:01:55,548 --> 01:01:56,916
17 was pretty cool

1556
01:01:56,950 --> 01:01:59,185
because Tony Danza
was in the stands-a.

1557
01:01:59,219 --> 01:02:01,287
And so that was
pretty neat for me.

1558
01:02:01,321 --> 01:02:03,189
Jimmy: Tariq and I
had a competition

1559
01:02:03,223 --> 01:02:06,326
to see who can make
the best baseball themed cake.

1560
01:02:06,359 --> 01:02:08,395
I am going to make
the head of one

1561
01:02:08,428 --> 01:02:11,664
of my favorite third baseman
of all time Brooks Robinson.

1562
01:02:11,698 --> 01:02:13,800
You throw a couple
of skewers in there

1563
01:02:13,833 --> 01:02:16,703
to help
stabilize the hat.

1564
01:02:18,071 --> 01:02:20,206
It's all good.
It's all good.

1565
01:02:23,510 --> 01:02:25,412
Oh, my gosh.

1566
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,381
Don't give up.

1567
01:02:28,415 --> 01:02:30,083
Don't give up.
Don't give up.

1568
01:02:30,083 --> 01:02:31,084
It's all savable.

1569
01:02:31,117 --> 01:02:32,419
And then, you know,
you can go in

1570
01:02:32,452 --> 01:02:34,487
and make it look
more realistic.

1571
01:02:34,521 --> 01:02:36,489
Get the eyes,
of course.

1572
01:02:36,523 --> 01:02:38,258
You can kind of
see it already.

1573
01:02:38,291 --> 01:02:40,093
It's time
for "Tonight Show" hashtag.

1574
01:02:40,093 --> 01:02:41,594
Here we go.

1575
01:02:41,628 --> 01:02:43,663
* Hashtag *

1576
01:02:43,697 --> 01:02:45,365
She said...

1577
01:02:55,508 --> 01:02:57,243
[ Laughter ]

1578
01:02:57,277 --> 01:02:58,545
He says...

1579
01:03:04,751 --> 01:03:05,919
[ Laughter ]

1580
01:03:05,952 --> 01:03:08,221
[ Cheers and applause ]

1581
01:03:08,254 --> 01:03:09,723
Honesty.

1582
01:03:09,756 --> 01:03:11,191
Honesty is
the best policy.

1583
01:03:11,224 --> 01:03:12,325
She says...

1584
01:03:17,464 --> 01:03:19,265
That's the pic--
Look at it!

1585
01:03:19,299 --> 01:03:21,868
[ Laughter ]

1586
01:03:21,901 --> 01:03:24,938
This is Black Simon
and Garfunkel.

1587
01:03:24,971 --> 01:03:28,341
* I'm just gonna shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake *

1588
01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:30,710
* Shake it off, shake it off *

1589
01:03:32,679 --> 01:03:35,148
I think I like
this little life.

1590
01:03:38,418 --> 01:03:41,087
I think I like
this little life.

1591
01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:43,123
What's up?
It's me, The Dip.

1592
01:03:43,156 --> 01:03:44,691
Aka Chiz Dippler.

1593
01:03:44,724 --> 01:03:46,493
Aka your mom's
new favorite boyfriend.

1594
01:03:46,526 --> 01:03:48,328
Like hot air ballooning?

1595
01:03:48,361 --> 01:03:50,196
Well, count me out

1596
01:03:50,230 --> 01:03:51,898
because I get
altitude sickness

1597
01:03:51,931 --> 01:03:54,534
anytime I'm 20 feet
above the ground.

1598
01:03:54,567 --> 01:03:58,438
Tonight, me and you
are going to a black tie affair.

1599
01:03:58,471 --> 01:04:00,173
A funeral.

1600
01:04:00,206 --> 01:04:02,108
I don't know who died.
We gon' eat.

1601
01:04:02,142 --> 01:04:03,610
Which means...

1602
01:04:03,643 --> 01:04:05,745
No rules!

1603
01:04:06,780 --> 01:04:08,481
Cassidy, come on.

1604
01:04:08,515 --> 01:04:17,757
**

1605
01:04:17,791 --> 01:04:19,526
Doubles luge.

1606
01:04:19,559 --> 01:04:21,961
**

1607
01:04:22,062 --> 01:04:23,430
Hot damn, brother!

1608
01:04:23,463 --> 01:04:25,165
**

1609
01:04:25,198 --> 01:04:27,067
Anyone who knows me
knows that my dream

1610
01:04:27,067 --> 01:04:29,135
has always been to jump
through the giant doughnut

1611
01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:31,171
atop of Randy's Donuts.

1612
01:04:31,204 --> 01:04:33,173
[ Cheers and applause ]

1613
01:04:33,206 --> 01:04:42,682
**

1614
01:04:42,716 --> 01:04:44,217
We did it!

1615
01:04:44,250 --> 01:04:46,586
Dreams really do come true.

1616
01:04:46,619 --> 01:04:48,988
More highlights from 10 years
of "The Tonight Show"

1617
01:04:49,089 --> 01:04:50,223
Cut!
when we come back.

1618
01:04:50,256 --> 01:04:51,424
Let's do that
one more time.

1619
01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:54,661
No.
We got it right there.

1620
01:04:54,694 --> 01:04:55,829
Okay.

1621
01:04:58,098 --> 01:04:59,366
* Of course I'm fresh *

1622
01:04:59,399 --> 01:05:00,600
* Oh, you thought
that I was rotten? *

1623
01:05:00,633 --> 01:05:02,102
* Huh, I beg your pardon *

1624
01:05:02,135 --> 01:05:04,337
* To me, gettin' paid
and gettin' busy fall together *

1625
01:05:07,941 --> 01:05:09,442
* Bust a move
I never use a barbershop *

1626
01:05:09,476 --> 01:05:10,643
* Yeah *

1627
01:05:12,312 --> 01:05:13,546
Welcome back to
"The Tonight Show"

1628
01:05:13,580 --> 01:05:14,881
tenth anniversary special.

1629
01:05:14,914 --> 01:05:16,716
Here's more of our
favorite moments with

1630
01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:19,519
Miley Cyrus,
Bradley Cooper, and More.

1631
01:05:19,552 --> 01:05:21,054
Boy, you're back on
Broadway here.

1632
01:05:21,054 --> 01:05:22,756
Look at this.
This is giant.

1633
01:05:22,789 --> 01:05:24,624
[ Cheers and applause ]

1634
01:05:24,657 --> 01:05:26,292
"The Elephant Man."
It's a great story.

1635
01:05:26,326 --> 01:05:27,327
It's a tricky play.

1636
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:28,428
It is tricky, yeah.

1637
01:05:28,461 --> 01:05:30,096
Especially
because, um...

1638
01:05:30,130 --> 01:05:31,498
The movie,
there's prosthetic,

1639
01:05:31,531 --> 01:05:34,401
but I love that we
still have these on.

1640
01:05:34,434 --> 01:05:36,136
It just feels good.
Tell me it doesn't feel good.

1641
01:05:36,169 --> 01:05:37,637
It feels actually
really good.

1642
01:05:37,671 --> 01:05:39,072
Frosted tips.
I got to say.

1643
01:05:39,072 --> 01:05:40,306
Boy Band.
Absolutely.

1644
01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:41,708
We got a
boy band here.

1645
01:05:41,741 --> 01:05:44,644
Anyway, I went to London
went to see his bones,

1646
01:05:44,678 --> 01:05:46,379
and it was amazing.

1647
01:05:46,413 --> 01:05:47,647
[ Laughter ]

1648
01:05:47,681 --> 01:05:49,315
Segue.

1649
01:05:49,349 --> 01:05:51,584
Anyway, the bones.

1650
01:05:51,618 --> 01:05:53,253
We can't use that.
We'll cut this out.

1651
01:05:53,286 --> 01:05:54,921
[ Laughter ]

1652
01:05:54,954 --> 01:05:56,723
We're talking about

1653
01:05:56,756 --> 01:05:58,792
the Elephant Man's bones

1654
01:05:58,825 --> 01:05:59,893
wearing these hats.

1655
01:05:59,926 --> 01:06:01,194
I'm sorry.

1656
01:06:01,227 --> 01:06:02,562
[ Laughter ]

1657
01:06:02,595 --> 01:06:05,498
We got to reset.
We got to reset.

1658
01:06:05,532 --> 01:06:07,801
We are allowed to invite
livestock to the show now.

1659
01:06:07,834 --> 01:06:08,802
Oh, that's great.

1660
01:06:08,835 --> 01:06:10,070
It's a new thing
we're doing.

1661
01:06:10,103 --> 01:06:12,172
Do we have any
Bengal tigers?

1662
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:15,842
I heard a
baby Bengal tiger.

1663
01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:17,344
Baby Bengal.

1664
01:06:17,377 --> 01:06:19,045
[ Imitating baby
Bengal tiger cries ]

1665
01:06:19,045 --> 01:06:20,780
Where's the
baby Bengal tiger?

1666
01:06:20,814 --> 01:06:22,315
I'll go find it,
I'll go find it.

1667
01:06:22,349 --> 01:06:23,416
Come here.

1668
01:06:23,450 --> 01:06:24,484
How you doing?
Come on over.

1669
01:06:24,517 --> 01:06:25,785
Be careful.

1670
01:06:25,819 --> 01:06:27,053
Nice to meet you.

1671
01:06:27,053 --> 01:06:28,722
Sit on his lap
like a tiger.

1672
01:06:28,755 --> 01:06:30,056
[ Cheers and applause ]

1673
01:06:30,056 --> 01:06:31,324
[ Roars ]
Ooh!

1674
01:06:31,358 --> 01:06:32,859
How old is
this Tiger, Will?

1675
01:06:32,892 --> 01:06:34,494
Uh...

1676
01:06:34,527 --> 01:06:36,162
Three months old.
Oh.

1677
01:06:36,196 --> 01:06:37,197
Can I borrow
one of your pens?

1678
01:06:37,230 --> 01:06:39,232
They love objects
like this.

1679
01:06:39,933 --> 01:06:41,334
[ Meows ]

1680
01:06:41,368 --> 01:06:42,569
[ Laughter ]

1681
01:06:42,602 --> 01:06:44,170
Okay. Alright.
Oh.

1682
01:06:44,204 --> 01:06:45,438
This is how they learn
to hunt.

1683
01:06:45,472 --> 01:06:46,740
-Ooh, ooh. Oh, oh, oh.
-Be careful. Be careful.

1684
01:06:46,773 --> 01:06:48,308
Be careful.
Be careful. Be careful.

1685
01:06:48,341 --> 01:06:51,077
Alright. Be careful.

1686
01:06:51,077 --> 01:06:52,512
He loves talk shows.

1687
01:06:52,545 --> 01:06:54,447
You do?
You love coming to New York?
I do. I do, yeah.

1688
01:06:54,481 --> 01:06:55,982
-Oh, and you s--
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1689
01:06:56,082 --> 01:06:58,184
-You speak English.
-He does.

1690
01:06:58,218 --> 01:07:00,020
It's amazing
that you taught him that.

1691
01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:01,388
That's amazing.

1692
01:07:01,421 --> 01:07:04,024
The scientific community
is going crazy over this guy.

1693
01:07:04,024 --> 01:07:05,692
They're going nuts.

1694
01:07:05,725 --> 01:07:07,060
He's, like, one of a kind.

1695
01:07:07,093 --> 01:07:08,561
Is it better for you

1696
01:07:08,595 --> 01:07:10,230
'cause you get to communicate
with other humans?

1697
01:07:10,263 --> 01:07:12,732
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, they like it

1698
01:07:12,766 --> 01:07:14,134
when I do
the [hisses] thing...
Yeah.

1699
01:07:14,167 --> 01:07:16,269
...but usually, I mean,
they don't get what I mean.

1700
01:07:16,302 --> 01:07:17,704
You speak English,

1701
01:07:17,737 --> 01:07:19,439
but, also, you have
a kind of an accent, as well.

1702
01:07:19,472 --> 01:07:21,741
I do. I do. Yeah,
it's a German accent.

1703
01:07:21,775 --> 01:07:24,177
German. I taught him English
in a German accent.

1704
01:07:24,210 --> 01:07:27,047
[ Laughter ]

1705
01:07:27,047 --> 01:07:30,250
This is the -- the final --
the final season.

1706
01:07:30,283 --> 01:07:32,886
Everyone's been waiting.

1707
01:07:32,919 --> 01:07:34,821
What can you --
Can you tell me anything?

1708
01:07:34,854 --> 01:07:36,690
Are you allowed
to talk about anything?

1709
01:07:36,723 --> 01:07:39,793
When I found out that Arya died
in, like, the second episode,

1710
01:07:39,826 --> 01:07:42,128
I was...
Woman: [ Gasps ]

1711
01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:44,931
Are you s--
What?

1712
01:07:46,900 --> 01:07:49,069
Are you kidding me?

1713
01:07:49,069 --> 01:07:50,170
That's a spoiler.

1714
01:07:50,203 --> 01:07:52,339
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my God.

1715
01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:54,341
We can edit that out.

1716
01:07:54,374 --> 01:07:56,076
Are you serious?
It's fine.
Oh, my God.

1717
01:07:56,076 --> 01:07:57,277
I'm really sorry.
No, don't worry about it.

1718
01:07:57,310 --> 01:07:58,078
Okay.
No, it's fine.

1719
01:07:58,111 --> 01:07:59,212
We can edit it, right?

1720
01:08:00,413 --> 01:08:02,716
[ Audience murmuring ]

1721
01:08:02,749 --> 01:08:03,783
Come back, sweetie.

1722
01:08:03,817 --> 01:08:05,018
Let me just go...

1723
01:08:08,121 --> 01:08:10,523
April Fools!
April Fools!

1724
01:08:10,557 --> 01:08:12,092
[ Cheers and applause ]

1725
01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:14,294
You were good.
You were so good.

1726
01:08:14,327 --> 01:08:15,862
Oh, my God.

1727
01:08:15,895 --> 01:08:20,367
* I can't live without you
if the love was gone *

1728
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:24,404
* Everything is nothing
if you got no one *

1729
01:08:24,437 --> 01:08:26,806
* And you just walk
in the night *

1730
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:31,911
* Slowly losing sight
of the real thing *

1731
01:08:31,945 --> 01:08:34,047
* Islands in the stream *

1732
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,282
* That is what we are *

1733
01:08:36,316 --> 01:08:38,618
* No one in between *

1734
01:08:38,651 --> 01:08:40,720
* How can we be wrong? *

1735
01:08:40,754 --> 01:08:43,056
* Sail away with me *

1736
01:08:43,056 --> 01:08:45,392
* To another world *

1737
01:08:45,425 --> 01:08:47,927
* And we rely on each other *

1738
01:08:47,961 --> 01:08:49,329
* Huhn hah *

1739
01:08:49,362 --> 01:08:51,965
Higgins: Jimmy Fallon!

1740
01:08:52,065 --> 01:08:54,768
* Hey, hey, hey, hey *

1741
01:08:54,801 --> 01:08:57,704
Hi. I'm Jimmy Fallon, and
welcome to "The Tonight Show."

1742
01:08:57,737 --> 01:08:59,539
It's "Freaky Friday" tonight.

1743
01:08:59,572 --> 01:09:00,774
[ Cheers and applause ]

1744
01:09:00,807 --> 01:09:02,175
Jimmy,
are you there?

1745
01:09:02,208 --> 01:09:03,510
I'm here.

1746
01:09:03,543 --> 01:09:05,178
I'm in your place.

1747
01:09:05,211 --> 01:09:07,180
[ Both chuckle ]

1748
01:09:07,213 --> 01:09:09,049
[ Cheers and applause ]

1749
01:09:09,082 --> 01:09:10,216
Isn't this weird?

1750
01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:11,551
We did it.

1751
01:09:11,584 --> 01:09:13,153
But it's -- it's a --
it's a tricky role.

1752
01:09:13,186 --> 01:09:14,421
[ Both laugh ]

1753
01:09:14,454 --> 01:09:16,022
'Cause it's based on
a real guy,

1754
01:09:16,056 --> 01:09:17,023
Joseph Carey Merrick,

1755
01:09:17,057 --> 01:09:19,025
who lived in
the late 1800s.

1756
01:09:19,025 --> 01:09:20,560
[ Laughing ]
Died at the age of 27.

1757
01:09:20,593 --> 01:09:22,629
[ Laughter ]

1758
01:09:24,831 --> 01:09:26,800
[ Cheers and applause ]

1759
01:09:26,833 --> 01:09:29,703
[ Laughter continues ]

1760
01:09:29,736 --> 01:09:32,272
[ Laughing ] We can't have
a serious conversation.

1761
01:09:32,305 --> 01:09:33,306
We have to
get through this.

1762
01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:34,908
-Okay, we got it.
-Alright.

1763
01:09:34,941 --> 01:09:37,177
This is based on a,
you know, true story.

1764
01:09:37,210 --> 01:09:39,079
We got it. We got it.
We got it. We got it.

1765
01:09:39,112 --> 01:09:40,213
I won't look at you.

1766
01:09:40,246 --> 01:09:41,681
-Alright, don't look at me.
-Yeah.

1767
01:09:41,715 --> 01:09:44,250
You said this is based on a real
guy, of course.

1768
01:09:44,284 --> 01:09:45,318
Yeah. Yeah.

1769
01:09:45,352 --> 01:09:46,786
You went to --
You went to...

1770
01:09:46,820 --> 01:09:48,855
[ Laughter ]

1771
01:09:51,091 --> 01:09:53,126
[ Cheers and applause ]

1772
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:55,328
Stick around.
We'll be right back

1773
01:09:55,362 --> 01:09:57,063
with some amazing
musical performances

1774
01:09:57,063 --> 01:09:59,766
and one awkward interview
with Nicole Kidman.

1775
01:09:59,799 --> 01:10:03,603
**

1776
01:10:03,636 --> 01:10:05,572
[ Indistinct singing ]

1777
01:10:10,977 --> 01:10:12,946
[ Indistinct singing ]

1778
01:10:12,979 --> 01:10:16,716
**

1779
01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:18,785
One of the things you learn
about doing a show like this

1780
01:10:18,818 --> 01:10:20,653
is that you never know
what's going to happen.

1781
01:10:20,687 --> 01:10:22,756
Like the time
I interviewed Nicole Kidman.

1782
01:10:22,789 --> 01:10:25,759
It all started out normal,
and then it just...

1783
01:10:25,792 --> 01:10:28,194
Well, watch.

1784
01:10:28,228 --> 01:10:29,429
I don't know
if you remember this,

1785
01:10:29,462 --> 01:10:31,031
but we met before.

1786
01:10:31,064 --> 01:10:33,033
Oh, I remember.

1787
01:10:33,066 --> 01:10:35,268
Do you remember this?
It's really embarrassing for me.

1788
01:10:35,301 --> 01:10:37,003
-Yes.
-It was?

1789
01:10:37,037 --> 01:10:39,105
Do you want me
to tell --
Yeah. I have not seen you
since then.

1790
01:10:39,139 --> 01:10:40,306
I have not.
That is correct.
Right.

1791
01:10:40,340 --> 01:10:41,608
No.

1792
01:10:41,641 --> 01:10:43,743
But this is years ago,
and do you want me

1793
01:10:43,777 --> 01:10:44,944
to tell my version
of the story?

1794
01:10:44,978 --> 01:10:46,379
Yeah, you tell
your version.

1795
01:10:46,413 --> 01:10:47,981
[ Laughter ]

1796
01:10:48,014 --> 01:10:49,149
I'm walking down
the street.

1797
01:10:49,182 --> 01:10:50,483
I'm in New York City.
-Yeah.

1798
01:10:50,517 --> 01:10:52,085
My friend, Rick, calls me
and says,

1799
01:10:52,118 --> 01:10:53,286
"Dude,
what are you doing?"

1800
01:10:53,319 --> 01:10:55,055
I go, "I'm just walking
down the street."

1801
01:10:55,088 --> 01:10:56,890
He goes, "I have
Nicole Kidman with me,

1802
01:10:56,923 --> 01:10:59,793
and she wants to meet you
for maybe --

1803
01:10:59,826 --> 01:11:01,394
to be in 'Bewitched'
or something like that."

1804
01:11:01,428 --> 01:11:03,396
So I go, "What? Okay?"

1805
01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:06,066
He goes, "I can be in your
apartment in like 10 minutes."

1806
01:11:06,066 --> 01:11:07,467
I go, "You're gonna bring
Nicole Kidman

1807
01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:08,768
over my apartment?"

1808
01:11:08,802 --> 01:11:11,071
I'm like, "Okay, I don't know.
What do I do?

1809
01:11:11,104 --> 01:11:12,405
What -- Do I have something?
What do I do?"

1810
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:13,773
He goes, "I don't know.

1811
01:11:13,807 --> 01:11:15,241
Just got some cheese
and crackers or something."

1812
01:11:15,275 --> 01:11:16,609
[ Laughter ]

1813
01:11:16,643 --> 01:11:18,078
And I'm like -- I'm like,
"Cheese and crackers?

1814
01:11:18,078 --> 01:11:19,279
I don't even know
what you're talking about."

1815
01:11:19,312 --> 01:11:20,747
I don't -- I don't have
dinner parties.

1816
01:11:20,780 --> 01:11:22,215
I don't have anyone
over my house.

1817
01:11:22,248 --> 01:11:23,717
I'm like, "I have video games
and sneakers."
Yeah.

1818
01:11:23,750 --> 01:11:25,719
I mean, I really...
[ Laughter ]

1819
01:11:25,752 --> 01:11:28,355
So I go and I go -- There's
a deli, and I go in the deli.

1820
01:11:28,388 --> 01:11:29,689
I go, "What do you mean
cheese?"

1821
01:11:29,723 --> 01:11:31,558
He goes, "Get Brie
or something.

1822
01:11:31,591 --> 01:11:33,093
I go, "Brie?" I didn't
even know what that is.

1823
01:11:33,093 --> 01:11:34,094
I'm like, "Uh..."

1824
01:11:34,094 --> 01:11:35,895
I just remember
I liked you,

1825
01:11:35,929 --> 01:11:38,131
and he was like --
not now.

1826
01:11:38,164 --> 01:11:41,267
[ Chuckles ]
I'm married now.

1827
01:11:41,301 --> 01:11:43,570
But he was like,
"Oh, well, you can meet --"

1828
01:11:43,603 --> 01:11:44,504
I mean...

1829
01:11:44,537 --> 01:11:46,840
[ Laughter ]

1830
01:11:46,873 --> 01:11:47,707
What?

1831
01:11:47,741 --> 01:11:49,242
Not that way.

1832
01:11:49,275 --> 01:11:50,910
Wait, wait. What?

1833
01:11:50,944 --> 01:11:51,811
Wait. What?

1834
01:11:51,845 --> 01:11:53,179
So he says...

1835
01:11:53,213 --> 01:11:55,615
[ Laughter ]

1836
01:11:55,648 --> 01:11:57,851
So, Rick,
our mutual friend, says,

1837
01:11:57,884 --> 01:11:59,652
"Oh, you know,
Jimmy wants to meet you..."
Yeah.

1838
01:11:59,686 --> 01:12:01,421
"...and you can go over
to his apartment,"

1839
01:12:01,454 --> 01:12:02,822
and da-da-da-da-da,
and I'm single,

1840
01:12:02,856 --> 01:12:04,457
and I'm like,
"Okay. Yeah. Cool."

1841
01:12:04,491 --> 01:12:05,458
Wait, what?

1842
01:12:05,492 --> 01:12:06,693
Yes.

1843
01:12:06,726 --> 01:12:08,762
[ Cheers and applause ]

1844
01:12:09,763 --> 01:12:11,698
What are you
talking about?

1845
01:12:11,731 --> 01:12:12,599
Yes.

1846
01:12:12,632 --> 01:12:14,534
Did I date
Nicole Kidman?

1847
01:12:14,567 --> 01:12:15,969
Did we go --
was that a date?

1848
01:12:16,069 --> 01:12:18,304
So I go over, though, and
you're there in a baseball cap

1849
01:12:18,338 --> 01:12:19,906
and, like, nothing.

1850
01:12:19,939 --> 01:12:21,408
Just like...

1851
01:12:21,441 --> 01:12:22,676
I had Brie cheese.

1852
01:12:22,709 --> 01:12:25,378
And you wouldn't talk.
You didn't say anything.

1853
01:12:25,412 --> 01:12:27,814
You were like,
"Hey. Mm. Mm. Mm."

1854
01:12:27,847 --> 01:12:29,516
Do you -- right?
Is that how -- yeah.
I didn't,
"Mm. Mm. Mm."

1855
01:12:29,549 --> 01:12:31,384
I didn't say --
I was very nervous.
You went,
"Mm. Mm. Mm."

1856
01:12:31,418 --> 01:12:33,086
And I'm like, "Okay, so --"
I didn't say, "Mm. Mm. Mm."

1857
01:12:33,086 --> 01:12:35,155
I didn't know this was a --
that this was a thing.

1858
01:12:35,188 --> 01:12:36,723
I thought
this was a movie.
Well, it was, like,
a hang.

1859
01:12:36,756 --> 01:12:38,491
It was meant to just --
I don't know.

1860
01:12:38,525 --> 01:12:40,560
And then you put
a video game on or something.

1861
01:12:40,593 --> 01:12:42,295
And I'm like,
"This is so bad."

1862
01:12:42,328 --> 01:12:43,396
Alright, shh, shh.

1863
01:12:43,430 --> 01:12:45,465
[ Laughter ]

1864
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:50,503
[ Applause ]

1865
01:12:50,537 --> 01:12:52,706
It was bad.

1866
01:12:52,739 --> 01:12:56,810
**

1867
01:12:59,846 --> 01:13:03,817
I swear, and you didn't talk
at all.

1868
01:13:03,850 --> 01:13:05,885
And so after about
an hour-and-a-half,

1869
01:13:05,919 --> 01:13:07,787
I thought,
"He has no interest.

1870
01:13:07,821 --> 01:13:09,823
This is so embarrassing."

1871
01:13:09,856 --> 01:13:12,292
[ Audience "ohhs" ]

1872
01:13:12,325 --> 01:13:13,626
Had no clue at all.

1873
01:13:13,660 --> 01:13:16,863
And I kind of left and went,
"Okay, no chemistry."

1874
01:13:16,896 --> 01:13:18,865
And then I was like,
"Maybe he's gay."

1875
01:13:18,898 --> 01:13:21,701
[ Laughter and applause ]

1876
01:13:21,735 --> 01:13:22,836
Come on.

1877
01:13:22,869 --> 01:13:25,071
**

1878
01:13:25,105 --> 01:13:27,073
Now I'm out of here.
Take care.

1879
01:13:27,073 --> 01:13:28,341
Lord.

1880
01:13:28,375 --> 01:13:30,944
Okay. Now...

1881
01:13:30,977 --> 01:13:32,345
And now...

1882
01:13:32,379 --> 01:13:34,481
Anyway, we weren't
meant to be, right?
Wow.

1883
01:13:34,514 --> 01:13:36,516
Wow, did you make
a good decision.

1884
01:13:36,549 --> 01:13:38,318
[ Laughter ]
You did.

1885
01:13:38,351 --> 01:13:40,153
You made a great --
a fantastic decision.

1886
01:13:40,186 --> 01:13:41,821
Oh, my gosh.

1887
01:13:41,855 --> 01:13:44,791
Anyway,
it was like that.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm in shock right now.

1888
01:13:44,824 --> 01:13:47,160
But now it's so nice.
We're both married with kids.

1889
01:13:47,193 --> 01:13:48,395
[ Chuckling ] Yeah.

1890
01:13:48,428 --> 01:13:50,130
Well, you made
a much better decision.

1891
01:13:50,163 --> 01:13:52,565
Keith Urban is so much cooler
than I am.

1892
01:13:52,599 --> 01:13:54,401
He's a rock star.

1893
01:13:54,434 --> 01:13:56,102
He's always on tour.
Isn't he constantly like --

1894
01:13:56,102 --> 01:13:58,605
Yes,
these country guys --
No.

1895
01:13:58,638 --> 01:14:00,040
Yes,
he's always on tour.

1896
01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:01,574
You're now trying
to be all serious.

1897
01:14:01,608 --> 01:14:02,776
Yeah, no,
I'm trying to be serious.

1898
01:14:02,809 --> 01:14:04,778
Now, look, here's the deal.
-Yeah.

1899
01:14:04,811 --> 01:14:06,613
I'm not always on tour.
I'm always at home,

1900
01:14:06,646 --> 01:14:09,249
hanging out.
Kids.

1901
01:14:09,282 --> 01:14:11,051
We can't even have
a conversation.

1902
01:14:11,051 --> 01:14:12,619
You're trying -- You're feeling
a little something.

1903
01:14:12,652 --> 01:14:14,521
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're feeling
a little chemistry.
No, I'm not.

1904
01:14:14,554 --> 01:14:16,523
We got a little
chemistry now.
I'm not.

1905
01:14:16,556 --> 01:14:18,058
Little chemistry now.

1906
01:14:18,091 --> 01:14:20,060
It's too late, baby.

1907
01:14:20,060 --> 01:14:22,929
Ship has sailed,
okay, Nicole?

1908
01:14:22,962 --> 01:14:26,099
Taken, okay?
I am taken, okay?

1909
01:14:26,132 --> 01:14:28,168
[ Laughter ]

1910
01:14:29,202 --> 01:14:31,071
Anyway, let's talk
about "Paddington."

1911
01:14:31,071 --> 01:14:33,073
This is the best day ever,
man.

1912
01:14:33,073 --> 01:14:35,075
This is, like, a great day.
Let's talk about "Paddington."

1913
01:14:35,075 --> 01:14:36,643
"Paddington."
Congrats already.

1914
01:14:36,676 --> 01:14:37,777
It's a big hit already.

1915
01:14:37,811 --> 01:14:39,079
Internationally, right?

1916
01:14:39,079 --> 01:14:40,747
-Yes. Overseas.
-Overseas.

1917
01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:41,715
They released it
overseas first. Yeah.

1918
01:14:41,748 --> 01:14:42,549
Yes.

1919
01:14:42,582 --> 01:14:44,084
[ Laughter ]

1920
01:14:44,117 --> 01:14:45,585
-Hoo, boy. Yeah.
-Yeah.

1921
01:14:45,618 --> 01:14:47,687
I remember
I got Brie cheese...

1922
01:14:47,721 --> 01:14:49,556
[ Laughter ]

1923
01:14:49,589 --> 01:14:51,991
And corn chips.

1924
01:14:52,092 --> 01:14:53,193
-Corn chips?
-Yeah.

1925
01:14:53,226 --> 01:14:54,361
I didn't get --
did I get corn chips?

1926
01:14:54,394 --> 01:14:56,629
Yeah.
And some old Chinese food.

1927
01:14:56,663 --> 01:14:58,765
[ Laughter ]

1928
01:14:58,798 --> 01:15:00,600
How can I buy
old Chinese food?

1929
01:15:00,633 --> 01:15:01,668
-It was in the fridge.
-It was in the fridge.

1930
01:15:01,701 --> 01:15:02,769
It probably was.
-Yeah.

1931
01:15:02,802 --> 01:15:04,037
I'm going to go back
to "Paddington,"

1932
01:15:04,070 --> 01:15:05,372
and we're gonna edit this out.
-Yeah. Yeah.

1933
01:15:05,405 --> 01:15:07,440
[ Laughter ]

1934
01:15:08,408 --> 01:15:09,309
The bear.
-The bear.

1935
01:15:09,342 --> 01:15:11,144
The little,
adorable bear.

1936
01:15:11,177 --> 01:15:12,579
It's a cute bear.
It's a cute movie.
It's a cute bear.
It's so cute.

1937
01:15:12,612 --> 01:15:14,080
You play the villain
in the movie.

1938
01:15:14,114 --> 01:15:15,248
I do.

1939
01:15:15,281 --> 01:15:17,350
-That's a good, juicy role.
-Yep.

1940
01:15:17,384 --> 01:15:19,052
Did you always want to play --
What?

1941
01:15:19,085 --> 01:15:21,221
[ Laughter ]

1942
01:15:21,254 --> 01:15:22,922
-I can't even talk to you now.
-I mean, you can't even say it.

1943
01:15:22,956 --> 01:15:23,923
You're, like,
stuttering and stuff.

1944
01:15:23,957 --> 01:15:25,592
Yeah,
you're so nervous.

1945
01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:27,861
Only because
you make me laugh now.

1946
01:15:27,894 --> 01:15:29,329
Um...
[ Clears throat ]

1947
01:15:29,362 --> 01:15:30,397
I make you laugh,
yeah.

1948
01:15:30,430 --> 01:15:32,132
-Now --
-I always make you laugh.

1949
01:15:32,165 --> 01:15:34,067
[ Laughter ]

1950
01:15:34,067 --> 01:15:35,335
Alright,
so let's talk about it.

1951
01:15:35,368 --> 01:15:36,803
It's Hugh Bonneville,
my man Hugh Bonneville.

1952
01:15:36,836 --> 01:15:38,238
-So funny.
-Love him.

1953
01:15:38,271 --> 01:15:40,073
-So funny.
-"Downton Abbey." We love him.

1954
01:15:40,106 --> 01:15:41,675
And it's a CGI bear,
and, of course,

1955
01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:42,942
everyone knows the books.

1956
01:15:42,976 --> 01:15:46,379
But the bear does have
the most beautiful eyes.

1957
01:15:46,413 --> 01:15:47,580
No, he does.

1958
01:15:47,614 --> 01:15:49,249
Yeah. He does.

1959
01:15:49,282 --> 01:15:50,517
Why are you laughing?

1960
01:15:50,550 --> 01:15:51,685
[ Laughter ]

1961
01:15:51,718 --> 01:15:53,687
Everyone's feel--
Everyone's feeling

1962
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:56,356
the sexual chemistry here,
and it's awkward.

1963
01:15:56,389 --> 01:15:59,292
-There is no --
-And it's just odd.

1964
01:15:59,325 --> 01:16:00,794
[ Cheers and applause ]

1965
01:16:00,827 --> 01:16:03,263
[ Laughs ]

1966
01:16:03,296 --> 01:16:05,031
Want to play Mario bro--
[ Chuckles ]

1967
01:16:05,031 --> 01:16:07,200
Want to play
Mario brothers?

1968
01:16:07,233 --> 01:16:08,768
Let me show you
my new Nintendo.

1969
01:16:08,802 --> 01:16:10,103
It's pretty cool.

1970
01:16:10,136 --> 01:16:15,575
**

1971
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,849
[ Indistinct singing ]

1972
01:16:22,882 --> 01:16:29,356
**

1973
01:16:29,389 --> 01:16:31,491
Music is such a giant part
of our show.

1974
01:16:31,524 --> 01:16:34,394
Not only does our audience get
to see The Roots perform live,

1975
01:16:34,427 --> 01:16:36,262
but they also get
a front-row seat to some

1976
01:16:36,296 --> 01:16:38,732
of the most talented artists
and musicians out there.

1977
01:16:38,765 --> 01:16:42,135
Here are some of our
favorite musical performances.

1978
01:16:42,168 --> 01:16:44,237
We're here at the world-famous
Top of the Rock

1979
01:16:44,270 --> 01:16:45,772
at the top
of Rockefeller Center.

1980
01:16:45,805 --> 01:16:47,140
Grand Central Terminal.

1981
01:16:47,173 --> 01:16:48,875
On the "Tonight Show" marquee.

1982
01:16:48,908 --> 01:16:51,077
In Central Park.

1983
01:16:51,077 --> 01:16:52,512
Tonight,
we are making history.

1984
01:16:52,545 --> 01:16:54,247
TV debut.
For the first time.

1985
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:56,349
Please welcome, the one and only
Paul McCartney.

1986
01:16:56,383 --> 01:16:57,917
Taylor Swift!
Ed Sheeran.

1987
01:16:57,951 --> 01:16:59,452
BTS!
Madonna.

1988
01:16:59,486 --> 01:17:01,621
Bruce Springsteen.
Ariana Grande.

1989
01:17:01,654 --> 01:17:04,457
Ladies and gentlemen,
U2!

1990
01:17:06,192 --> 01:17:09,629
* I'm more than you know *

1991
01:17:09,662 --> 01:17:13,400
* I'm more than you see here *

1992
01:17:13,433 --> 01:17:16,703
* More than you let me be *

1993
01:17:16,736 --> 01:17:20,306
* I'm more than you know *

1994
01:17:20,340 --> 01:17:24,177
* A body and soul *

1995
01:17:24,210 --> 01:17:28,048
* You don't see me,
but you will *

1996
01:17:28,081 --> 01:17:32,919
* I am not invisible *

1997
01:17:32,952 --> 01:17:37,190
* I just want you
to come with me *

1998
01:17:37,223 --> 01:17:41,061
* We on another mentality *

1999
01:17:41,061 --> 01:17:44,731
* Ain't got no tears left
to cry *

2000
01:17:44,764 --> 01:17:46,132
* Pickin' it up,
pickin' it up *

2001
01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:48,735
* Oh, yeah *

2002
01:17:49,803 --> 01:17:51,304
* Mind, use your power *

2003
01:17:52,205 --> 01:17:53,873
* Freedom *

2004
01:17:53,907 --> 01:17:56,076
New York!
* Freedom *

2005
01:17:56,076 --> 01:17:57,310
One more time, New York!

2006
01:17:57,344 --> 01:17:58,778
* Freedom, hey *

2007
01:17:58,812 --> 01:18:00,680
* Day to night to morning *

2008
01:18:00,714 --> 01:18:02,816
* Keeping me in the moment *

2009
01:18:02,849 --> 01:18:04,918
* I'd let you had I known it *

2010
01:18:05,018 --> 01:18:07,320
* Why don't you say so? *

2011
01:18:07,354 --> 01:18:09,255
* Didn't even notice *

2012
01:18:09,289 --> 01:18:11,458
* No punches left to roll with *

2013
01:18:11,491 --> 01:18:13,560
* You got to keep me focused *

2014
01:18:13,593 --> 01:18:15,895
* You want it? Say so *

2015
01:18:17,063 --> 01:18:18,198
* What's poppin'? *

2016
01:18:18,231 --> 01:18:20,100
* Brand new whip,
just hopped in *

2017
01:18:20,133 --> 01:18:21,368
* I got options *

2018
01:18:21,401 --> 01:18:23,770
* I could pass that chick
like Stockton *

2019
01:18:23,803 --> 01:18:26,272
* Just joshin', I'mma spend
this holiday locked in *

2020
01:18:26,306 --> 01:18:28,341
* My body got rid
of them toxins *

2021
01:18:28,375 --> 01:18:29,376
* "SportsCenter" top 10 *

2022
01:18:29,409 --> 01:18:30,877
* We go hard, or we go home *

2023
01:18:30,910 --> 01:18:32,579
* We gon' do this
all night long *

2024
01:18:32,612 --> 01:18:34,147
* We get freaky if you want *

2025
01:18:34,180 --> 01:18:35,715
* Na-na-na, na-na *

2026
01:18:35,749 --> 01:18:37,250
* We go hard, or we go home *

2027
01:18:37,283 --> 01:18:38,885
* We gon' do this
all night long *

2028
01:18:38,918 --> 01:18:40,520
* We get freaky if you want *

2029
01:18:40,553 --> 01:18:42,088
* Bitch, I'm Madonna *

2030
01:18:42,122 --> 01:18:44,090
* Bull-ishing yourself,
you talking to strangers *

2031
01:18:44,124 --> 01:18:46,059
* Same thing go
for the ones you came with *

2032
01:18:46,092 --> 01:18:47,961
* We all came on the boat
looking for hope *

2033
01:18:48,061 --> 01:18:50,063
* And all you can say is that
you're looking for dope, huh? *

2034
01:18:50,096 --> 01:18:52,065
* These days ain't
no compromise, unh *

2035
01:18:52,065 --> 01:18:54,067
* Your pain ain't mines
half the time, unh *

2036
01:18:54,067 --> 01:18:55,835
* A brand-new excuse
ain't nothing to me *

2037
01:18:55,869 --> 01:18:57,637
* See, I made my moves
with shackled feet *

2038
01:18:57,671 --> 01:18:58,638
*Cape Town*

2039
01:18:58,672 --> 01:19:03,009
*You can feel it all over*

2040
01:19:03,043 --> 01:19:05,812
*You can feel it all over*

2041
01:19:05,845 --> 01:19:07,647
*People*

2042
01:19:07,681 --> 01:19:11,785
*You can feel it all over*

2043
01:19:11,818 --> 01:19:15,021
*Everybody all over*

2044
01:19:15,021 --> 01:19:16,189
*People, go, go*

2045
01:19:16,222 --> 01:19:18,024
*I'm worth two 22's*

2046
01:19:18,024 --> 01:19:20,093
* You changed a Ferrari
for a Twingo*

2047
01:19:20,126 --> 01:19:22,028
* You changed a Rolex
for a Casio*

2048
01:19:22,062 --> 01:19:24,030
* You go fast, go slowly *

2049
01:19:24,030 --> 01:19:25,832
*Ah, a lot of gym*

2050
01:19:25,865 --> 01:19:28,335
* But the brain works
a little too*

2051
01:19:28,368 --> 01:19:31,838
**

2052
01:19:31,871 --> 01:19:35,442
* Sometimes the greatest way
to say something *

2053
01:19:35,475 --> 01:19:38,244
*Is to say nothing at all*

2054
01:19:38,278 --> 01:19:41,748
**

2055
01:19:41,781 --> 01:19:45,552
* Sometimes the greatest way
to say something *

2056
01:19:45,585 --> 01:19:47,053
* Is to say nothing *

2057
01:19:47,087 --> 01:19:49,689
* Say, "Dance for me,
dance for me, dance for me *

2058
01:19:49,723 --> 01:19:52,058
* Ooh, ooh *

2059
01:19:52,058 --> 01:19:56,262
* I've never seen anybody do
the things you do before" *

2060
01:19:56,296 --> 01:19:59,466
* They say, "Move for me,
move for me, move for me *

2061
01:19:59,499 --> 01:20:01,768
* Ay, ay *

2062
01:20:01,801 --> 01:20:06,139
* And when you're done,
I'll make you do it all again" *

2063
01:20:06,172 --> 01:20:10,276
* Is it too late now
to say sorry? *

2064
01:20:10,310 --> 01:20:13,179
* Yeah, I know
that I let you down *

2065
01:20:13,213 --> 01:20:16,016
* Is it too late
to say I'm sorry now? *

2066
01:20:16,049 --> 01:20:17,951
* Oh, ooh, ooh,
oh, ooh, ooh *

2067
01:20:17,984 --> 01:20:20,620
* Sorry, yeah *

2068
01:20:21,688 --> 01:20:24,124
* Maybe it's in the gutter *

2069
01:20:24,157 --> 01:20:26,459
* Where I left my lover *

2070
01:20:26,493 --> 01:20:28,762
* What an expensive fake *

2071
01:20:31,131 --> 01:20:33,533
* My "V" is for "vendetta" *

2072
01:20:33,566 --> 01:20:36,002
* Thought that I'd feel better *

2073
01:20:36,036 --> 01:20:38,271
* But now I got a bellyache *

2074
01:20:38,304 --> 01:20:40,707
* Oh, I love to climb
a mountain *

2075
01:20:40,740 --> 01:20:43,343
* And to reach
the highest peak *

2076
01:20:43,376 --> 01:20:46,012
* But it doesn't thrill me
half as much *

2077
01:20:46,046 --> 01:20:48,314
* As dancing
cheek to cheek *

2078
01:20:48,348 --> 01:20:51,051
* And I love
to go out fishing *

2079
01:20:51,084 --> 01:20:53,520
* In a river
or a creek *

2080
01:20:53,553 --> 01:20:56,056
* But I don't enjoy it
half as much *

2081
01:20:56,089 --> 01:20:58,525
* As dancing
cheek to cheek *

2082
01:20:58,558 --> 01:21:01,594
Our next guests
are reuniting on television

2083
01:21:01,628 --> 01:21:04,097
for the first time
in over 15 years.

2084
01:21:04,130 --> 01:21:07,701
Give it up for
A Tribe Called Quest!

2085
01:21:07,734 --> 01:21:09,469
* Can y'all kick it? *

2086
01:21:09,502 --> 01:21:10,503
* Yes, we can *

2087
01:21:10,537 --> 01:21:11,938
* Can y'all kick it?
Come on!

2088
01:21:11,971 --> 01:21:13,073
* Yes, we can *

2089
01:21:13,073 --> 01:21:14,541
* Can y'all kick it? *
Come on!

2090
01:21:14,574 --> 01:21:15,442
* Yes, we can *

2091
01:21:15,475 --> 01:21:17,243
* Can y'all kick it? *

2092
01:21:17,277 --> 01:21:20,513
* If you're gonna let me down,
let me down gently *

2093
01:21:20,547 --> 01:21:23,083
* Don't pretend
that you don't want me *

2094
01:21:23,083 --> 01:21:27,087
* Our love ain't water
under the bridge *

2095
01:21:27,087 --> 01:21:30,423
* If you're gonna let me down,
let me down gently *

2096
01:21:30,457 --> 01:21:32,859
* Don't pretend
that you don't want me *

2097
01:21:32,892 --> 01:21:36,696
* Our love ain't water
under the bridge *

2098
01:21:36,730 --> 01:21:39,532
**

2099
01:21:39,566 --> 01:21:43,203
* There's glitter on the floor
after the party *

2100
01:21:44,304 --> 01:21:48,008
* Girls carryin' their shoes
down in the lobby *

2101
01:21:49,809 --> 01:21:54,114
* Candle wax and Polaroids
on the hardwood floor *

2102
01:21:55,148 --> 01:21:57,150
* You and me
from the night before *

2103
01:21:57,183 --> 01:22:03,056
* But don't read
the last page *

2104
01:22:03,056 --> 01:22:06,826
* But I stay when you're lost
and I'm scared *

2105
01:22:06,860 --> 01:22:08,595
* And you're turnin' away *

2106
01:22:08,628 --> 01:22:11,531
* I want *

2107
01:22:11,564 --> 01:22:13,433
* Your midnights *

2108
01:22:13,466 --> 01:22:15,635
* But I'll be cleanin' up
bottles with you *

2109
01:22:15,669 --> 01:22:17,637
* On New Year's Day *

2110
01:22:18,972 --> 01:22:22,075
* There's always gonna be
another mountain *

2111
01:22:22,108 --> 01:22:25,245
* I'm always gonna wanna
make it move *

2112
01:22:25,278 --> 01:22:28,214
* Always gonna be
an uphill battle *

2113
01:22:28,248 --> 01:22:31,818
* Sometimes I'm gonna
have to lose *

2114
01:22:31,851 --> 01:22:34,688
* It's murder
on the dancefloor *

2115
01:22:34,721 --> 01:22:37,090
* But you better not
kill the groove *

2116
01:22:38,324 --> 01:22:40,193
* Hey, hey, hey, hey *

2117
01:22:40,226 --> 01:22:42,796
* It's murder
on the dancefloor *

2118
01:22:42,829 --> 01:22:45,198
* But you better not
steal the moves *

2119
01:22:45,231 --> 01:22:48,768
* Deejay, gonna burn this
Goddamn house right down *

2120
01:22:48,802 --> 01:22:50,770
* Don't show up *
* Don't show up *

2121
01:22:50,804 --> 01:22:52,939
* Don't come out *
* Don't come out *

2122
01:22:52,972 --> 01:22:55,675
* Don't start caring
about me now *

2123
01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:56,943
* 'Bout me now *

2124
01:22:56,976 --> 01:22:58,645
* Walk away *
* Walk away *

2125
01:22:58,678 --> 01:23:00,647
* You know how *
* You know how *

2126
01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:02,215
* Don't start caring *

2127
01:23:02,248 --> 01:23:03,717
* About me now *
* 'Bout me now *

2128
01:23:03,750 --> 01:23:05,118
Hey, make some noise!

2129
01:23:05,151 --> 01:23:14,394
**

2130
01:23:14,427 --> 01:23:23,636
**

2131
01:23:23,670 --> 01:23:26,573
[ Cheers and applause ]

2132
01:23:26,606 --> 01:23:28,775
That wraps up
our 10-year anniversary show.

2133
01:23:28,808 --> 01:23:31,077
Thank you for tuning in tonight
and every night.

2134
01:23:31,077 --> 01:23:33,346
It's been an honor to host
the show for the past decade,

2135
01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:35,315
and to be able to do it
with the help of The Roots,

2136
01:23:35,348 --> 01:23:37,751
Higgins,
and this amazing staff and crew,

2137
01:23:37,784 --> 01:23:39,753
I couldn't be more grateful
to everyone here.

2138
01:23:39,786 --> 01:23:42,188
And to everyone who watches us
at home and online,

2139
01:23:42,222 --> 01:23:44,257
here's to 10 years and more.

2140
01:23:44,290 --> 01:23:45,592
Cheers, everybody.

2141
01:23:45,625 --> 01:23:47,794
[ All cheer ]

2142
01:23:47,827 --> 01:23:49,462
* Get involved *

2143
01:23:49,496 --> 01:23:50,797
* Get, get involved *

2144
01:23:50,830 --> 01:23:52,866
* Get, get, get involved *

2145
01:23:52,899 --> 01:23:54,434
* Get into it *

2146
01:23:54,467 --> 01:23:58,738
**

2147
01:23:58,772 --> 01:23:59,839
* Uh-huh *

2148
01:23:59,873 --> 01:24:02,075
**

2149
01:24:02,108 --> 01:24:03,243
* Get on up *

2150
01:24:03,276 --> 01:24:06,112
[ Indistinct singing ]




