1 00:00:01,409 --> 00:00:03,999 Oh, my God, you're, like, coughing. 2 00:00:04,041 --> 00:00:05,671 - I actually like it. - Yeah, I like it. 3 00:00:05,713 --> 00:00:07,976 This is an announcement about Picture Day. 4 00:00:08,018 --> 00:00:10,177 Freshmen class portraits at 9:30. 5 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:12,540 Sophomore class portraits at 10:30. 6 00:00:12,582 --> 00:00:14,619 Juniors will be during lunch. 7 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,279 That wasn't hard. 8 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:18,487 Shut up, bitch. 9 00:00:18,529 --> 00:00:19,886 You shut up. 10 00:00:19,928 --> 00:00:20,988 Feel like a man. 11 00:00:21,030 --> 00:00:22,320 Like a giant. 12 00:00:22,362 --> 00:00:23,826 Cherry bomb! 13 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:46,388 Comb? 14 00:00:47,549 --> 00:00:50,491 Mirror? Comb? No? 15 00:00:52,662 --> 00:00:53,857 Mirror? 16 00:00:54,994 --> 00:00:55,956 Comb? 17 00:00:55,998 --> 00:00:57,627 - Bonzai! - Oh! 18 00:00:57,669 --> 00:00:59,335 Fuck off, asshole. 19 00:01:00,598 --> 00:01:02,338 - Ugh! - I'll take it. 20 00:01:12,245 --> 00:01:13,580 So what's your name? 21 00:01:16,612 --> 00:01:18,880 Talkative. I like that. 22 00:01:18,922 --> 00:01:20,180 How's your day going? 23 00:01:20,690 --> 00:01:21,717 Yeah. 24 00:01:21,759 --> 00:01:23,018 Dinner tonight? 25 00:01:24,356 --> 00:01:26,424 Are you asking me out? 26 00:01:26,466 --> 00:01:27,686 Yes. 27 00:01:27,728 --> 00:01:29,686 I'm not going on a date with you. You're 12. 28 00:01:29,728 --> 00:01:31,695 You're funny. I'm 15. 29 00:01:31,737 --> 00:01:33,128 How old are you? 30 00:01:33,897 --> 00:01:35,563 You're not supposed to ask that. 31 00:01:35,605 --> 00:01:38,029 You're not supposed to ask a girl how old she is. 32 00:01:38,071 --> 00:01:39,564 Annoying. 33 00:01:39,606 --> 00:01:42,038 You're right, it doesn't matter to me. 34 00:01:43,907 --> 00:01:46,001 How are you gonna pay for dinner? 35 00:01:46,043 --> 00:01:47,910 If I say yes and we go on a date for dinner, 36 00:01:47,952 --> 00:01:49,079 how are you gonna pay? 37 00:01:49,121 --> 00:01:51,776 You say everything twice. 38 00:01:51,818 --> 00:01:53,513 - I don't say everything twice. - You do. You do. 39 00:01:53,555 --> 00:01:55,524 What is this, "Say everything twice"? 40 00:01:56,424 --> 00:01:58,626 Come on. How are you gonna pay? 41 00:02:00,657 --> 00:02:02,057 Do you go to the movies? 42 00:02:02,099 --> 00:02:04,059 Of course I go to the movies. 43 00:02:04,101 --> 00:02:05,831 Did you see Under One Roof? 44 00:02:06,462 --> 00:02:07,470 Yeah. 45 00:02:08,269 --> 00:02:10,465 You're looking at Tony. 46 00:02:10,507 --> 00:02:12,033 There's, like, a million kids in that movie. 47 00:02:12,075 --> 00:02:14,304 I don't know a Tony. 48 00:02:14,346 --> 00:02:16,268 I want you to have dinner with me, not my work. 49 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:17,439 I'm not trying to brag, 50 00:02:17,481 --> 00:02:19,441 but you did ask how I was gonna pay for dinner. 51 00:02:19,483 --> 00:02:23,739 You're such an actor. You're such an actor. 52 00:02:23,781 --> 00:02:25,247 What else have you been in? 53 00:02:25,289 --> 00:02:26,909 - This House is Haunted. - No. 54 00:02:26,951 --> 00:02:29,485 - Two Beds, Two Baths. - Mmm-mmm. 55 00:02:29,527 --> 00:02:31,450 I've done three sketches on The Merv Griffin Show. 56 00:02:31,492 --> 00:02:32,588 Did you ever see me on the... 57 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,425 All right. Don't list your whole resume, it's braggy. 58 00:02:34,467 --> 00:02:37,254 I'm not going on a date with you, man. You're 15. 59 00:02:37,296 --> 00:02:38,293 "Man." 60 00:02:39,497 --> 00:02:40,801 I like that. 61 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,632 "Kid," how about that? 62 00:02:43,674 --> 00:02:46,764 I'm not going on a date with you, "kid." You're 15. 63 00:02:46,806 --> 00:02:49,665 Don't call it a date. It's not a date. 64 00:02:49,707 --> 00:02:51,139 Just come say hello. 65 00:02:51,181 --> 00:02:52,440 I like the way you look. 66 00:02:52,482 --> 00:02:54,471 I like talking with you. 67 00:02:54,513 --> 00:02:55,803 Where do you live? 68 00:02:55,845 --> 00:02:56,973 Encino. 69 00:02:57,015 --> 00:02:59,948 Encino? I live in Encino. Where in Encino? 70 00:02:59,990 --> 00:03:01,009 On Hatteras. 71 00:03:01,051 --> 00:03:03,111 - Hatteras and what? - Ugh. Creep. 72 00:03:03,153 --> 00:03:04,917 "Hatteras and what? Hatteras and what?" 73 00:03:04,959 --> 00:03:06,417 I'm not telling you where I live, creep. Come on. 74 00:03:06,459 --> 00:03:08,588 - I'll be at the Tail o' the Cock tonight. - I don't care where you'll be. 75 00:03:08,630 --> 00:03:09,791 I go there every Thursday for dinner. 76 00:03:09,833 --> 00:03:11,296 I don't care where you eat. Wait, where are your parents 77 00:03:11,338 --> 00:03:12,657 - while all this is happening? - They're working. 78 00:03:12,699 --> 00:03:15,132 They're working. Just come say hi. 79 00:03:15,733 --> 00:03:17,068 Just shut up. 80 00:03:18,377 --> 00:03:19,867 I'll tell you what I'm doing. 81 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:22,974 I take my brother Greg to Tastee-Freez around 6:30, 82 00:03:23,016 --> 00:03:24,436 he's in bed by 7:30. 83 00:03:24,478 --> 00:03:26,835 Wait, you go all the way from Encino to Tail o' the Cock for dinner? 84 00:03:26,877 --> 00:03:28,043 I live in Sherman Oaks. 85 00:03:28,085 --> 00:03:29,206 Oh, come on. 86 00:03:29,248 --> 00:03:31,675 I take my brother Greg to Tastee-Freez around 6:30, 87 00:03:31,717 --> 00:03:33,014 he's in bed by 7:30. 88 00:03:33,056 --> 00:03:35,184 I slip around the corner to Tail o' the Cock for my dinner. 89 00:03:35,226 --> 00:03:36,781 That's where I'll be. 90 00:03:36,823 --> 00:03:37,857 I'm not trying to pressure you. 91 00:03:37,899 --> 00:03:39,322 You are pressuring me. 92 00:03:39,364 --> 00:03:40,488 You are. That's what you're doing. 93 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:41,688 If you wanna come and say hello, 94 00:03:41,730 --> 00:03:42,952 if it's convenient within your plans, 95 00:03:42,994 --> 00:03:44,359 I'd love to see you. 96 00:03:44,401 --> 00:03:46,389 "Convenient within my plans"? 97 00:03:46,431 --> 00:03:48,629 Wait, you leave your brother alone? How old is he? 98 00:03:48,671 --> 00:03:51,070 He's eight. He's nine. 99 00:03:52,341 --> 00:03:53,570 You're hilarious. 100 00:03:53,612 --> 00:03:56,036 You can't even keep your own stories straight. 101 00:03:56,078 --> 00:03:58,167 What are you? You're like a little... 102 00:03:58,209 --> 00:04:00,872 Robert Goulet, Dean Martin or something. 103 00:04:00,914 --> 00:04:02,881 - Where do you come from? - Sherman Oaks. 104 00:04:02,923 --> 00:04:04,622 Ha! Sherman Oaks. 105 00:04:05,754 --> 00:04:07,517 - Hi, Alana. - Hi, Cindy. 106 00:04:07,559 --> 00:04:09,888 Did you know we got a big movie star here? 107 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:11,748 Gary Valentine. 108 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:13,566 Your name is Valentine? 109 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:15,558 Valentine. 110 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:16,720 Should I get an autograph? 111 00:04:16,762 --> 00:04:18,131 Don't bother. 112 00:04:19,274 --> 00:04:20,434 I've been right here the whole time. 113 00:04:20,476 --> 00:04:22,661 I get this feeling I was meant to know you, Alana. 114 00:04:22,703 --> 00:04:24,867 You know I'm 25, right? 115 00:04:24,909 --> 00:04:27,071 I can be your friend but I can't be your girlfriend. 116 00:04:27,113 --> 00:04:28,173 That's illegal. 117 00:04:28,215 --> 00:04:30,100 - You give me hope. - Shut up. 118 00:04:30,142 --> 00:04:31,442 This is fate that brought us together. 119 00:04:31,484 --> 00:04:33,042 - This is fate. - Shut up. 120 00:04:33,084 --> 00:04:34,213 Card. 121 00:04:36,215 --> 00:04:37,547 - Right here. Okay. - I mean, I'm trying 122 00:04:37,589 --> 00:04:38,746 - to spend my time with you. - Oi, oi. 123 00:04:38,788 --> 00:04:40,085 - Is that bad? - Stop, stop that. Oi. 124 00:04:40,127 --> 00:04:41,145 Turn your legs around. 125 00:04:41,187 --> 00:04:43,916 Not too down, so look up, look up. Uh... 126 00:04:43,958 --> 00:04:45,620 Close your mouth just a little bit. 127 00:04:45,662 --> 00:04:46,722 Just see a little bit of teeth. 128 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:47,788 Little bit of teeth. Little bit of teeth. 129 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:50,291 Go on, like a tiger. Off it. Go. 130 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,093 Next. Next. 131 00:04:52,135 --> 00:04:54,630 How have I never seen you before? How have we never met? 132 00:04:54,672 --> 00:04:56,929 Stop talking so much, slimy. 133 00:04:56,971 --> 00:05:00,532 We'll see. I doubt it, but we'll see. 134 00:05:00,574 --> 00:05:03,138 Now I gotta get back to work and you have to get back to class. 135 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:05,775 Stop using time as an excuse, Alana. Our roads took us here. 136 00:05:05,817 --> 00:05:07,314 Stop sounding like a philosophy guy, 137 00:05:07,356 --> 00:05:10,249 Albert Einstein. Maybe I'll see you later. 138 00:05:10,291 --> 00:05:12,285 I'm not gonna see you later. 139 00:05:17,196 --> 00:05:19,719 Put your chin up just a little bit like that, Laura. 140 00:05:21,135 --> 00:05:22,130 Chin up, chin up. 141 00:05:27,707 --> 00:05:28,972 - Hey, Gary. Hey, Greg. - Hey. 142 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:41,507 I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg. 143 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:42,722 Oh, yeah? 144 00:05:43,656 --> 00:05:45,384 And you're gonna be my best man. 145 00:06:03,813 --> 00:06:06,340 So, two down and Garvey the batter. 146 00:06:09,379 --> 00:06:11,144 I'll be at the Tail o' the Cock if you need me. 147 00:06:11,186 --> 00:06:12,343 Love you, Greggo. 148 00:06:12,385 --> 00:06:13,479 Love you, too. 149 00:06:16,058 --> 00:06:20,281 Steve finished the regular season with 111 RBIs, 150 00:06:20,323 --> 00:06:24,022 three more than Jimmy Wynn. 151 00:06:24,064 --> 00:06:26,989 Sixth inning with the Dodgers leading two to nothing. 152 00:06:27,031 --> 00:06:29,498 Two runs, three hits, and no errors. 153 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:32,364 Remember, there are still tickets available 154 00:06:32,406 --> 00:06:33,794 for Tuesday's game. 155 00:06:33,836 --> 00:06:35,031 You can get them today 156 00:06:35,073 --> 00:06:37,864 at the Dodgers ticket office on Stadium Way. 157 00:06:40,208 --> 00:06:42,211 And the pitch is high, ball one. 158 00:06:47,553 --> 00:06:49,185 Don't be creepy, please. 159 00:07:02,298 --> 00:07:03,531 Foul ball up the middle. 160 00:07:03,573 --> 00:07:05,565 Will you stop with the googly eyes? 161 00:07:10,312 --> 00:07:11,813 Excuse me, Don. 162 00:07:12,414 --> 00:07:13,704 Can I have two Cokes? 163 00:07:13,746 --> 00:07:15,175 Sure, Gary, you got it. 164 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:16,213 Thank you. 165 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:26,663 Stop. 166 00:07:26,931 --> 00:07:28,454 What? 167 00:07:28,496 --> 00:07:30,095 I can hear you breathing. 168 00:07:34,664 --> 00:07:36,132 Stop. 169 00:07:36,174 --> 00:07:37,773 - Breathing? - Yes. 170 00:07:52,786 --> 00:07:55,692 So, Alana, what are your plans? 171 00:07:59,362 --> 00:08:01,115 I don't know. 172 00:08:01,157 --> 00:08:02,931 What's your future look like? 173 00:08:03,795 --> 00:08:05,155 I don't know. 174 00:08:05,197 --> 00:08:06,935 How do you like working at Tiny Toes? 175 00:08:07,636 --> 00:08:09,961 I hate working at Tiny Toes. 176 00:08:10,003 --> 00:08:11,266 You should start your own business. 177 00:08:13,807 --> 00:08:15,504 What business should I be in? 178 00:08:15,546 --> 00:08:17,107 I don't know. What do you like? 179 00:08:17,149 --> 00:08:18,740 I don't know. 180 00:08:18,782 --> 00:08:21,736 You're an actress. You should be an actress. 181 00:08:25,448 --> 00:08:28,151 So how'd you become such a hotshot actor? 182 00:08:28,193 --> 00:08:29,616 I'm a showman. 183 00:08:29,658 --> 00:08:30,982 - It's my calling. - Ugh. 184 00:08:31,024 --> 00:08:32,179 I don't know how to do anything else. 185 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:33,447 It's what I'm meant to do. 186 00:08:33,489 --> 00:08:34,853 I mean, ever since I was a kid, I've been 187 00:08:34,895 --> 00:08:36,656 - a song and dance man. - Come on. 188 00:08:36,698 --> 00:08:38,461 Ever since you were a kid? 189 00:08:38,503 --> 00:08:40,659 Song and dance man? 190 00:08:40,701 --> 00:08:42,292 Where are your parents? 191 00:08:42,334 --> 00:08:43,863 - My mom works for me. - Oh, of course she does. 192 00:08:43,905 --> 00:08:44,962 - Yes, she does. - That makes sense. 193 00:08:45,004 --> 00:08:46,030 In my public relations company. 194 00:08:46,072 --> 00:08:48,702 In your public relations company? 195 00:08:48,744 --> 00:08:50,198 - Because you have that? - Yes. 196 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,936 - And you're an actor. - Yes. 197 00:08:51,978 --> 00:08:53,308 And you're a secret agent too? 198 00:08:54,521 --> 00:08:56,171 Well, no, I'm not a secret agent. 199 00:08:56,213 --> 00:08:57,514 That's funny. 200 00:08:59,852 --> 00:09:01,419 Are you joking? 201 00:09:02,822 --> 00:09:04,686 Well, no, I'm not. 202 00:09:05,198 --> 00:09:06,355 That's a lot. 203 00:09:06,397 --> 00:09:07,816 Gets complicated. 204 00:09:07,858 --> 00:09:09,554 I'm sure. 205 00:09:09,596 --> 00:09:11,693 And all that math homework you have to do after everything. 206 00:09:13,572 --> 00:09:14,895 My mom's in Las Vegas right now 207 00:09:14,937 --> 00:09:16,895 taking care of the Hacienda Hotel, 208 00:09:16,937 --> 00:09:18,670 which leaves me back here. 209 00:09:18,712 --> 00:09:20,468 We do PR for Tail o' the Cock and Chadney's. 210 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:21,537 I like Chadney's. 211 00:09:21,579 --> 00:09:22,736 - You like Chadney's? - Yeah. 212 00:09:22,778 --> 00:09:24,575 Do you like Japanese food? 213 00:09:24,617 --> 00:09:26,308 I don't really know what that is. 214 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:28,140 The Mikado? 215 00:09:28,182 --> 00:09:30,147 I'm taking you to The Mikado next time. 216 00:09:30,189 --> 00:09:31,348 Next time? 217 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:32,890 Yeah. 218 00:09:33,722 --> 00:09:35,354 The food's magnificent. 219 00:09:38,727 --> 00:09:40,227 You're sweet, Gary. 220 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:49,204 You're gonna be rich in a mansion by the time you're 16. 221 00:09:50,035 --> 00:09:51,265 I'm gonna be here 222 00:09:51,307 --> 00:09:54,913 taking photos of kids for their yearbooks when I'm 30. 223 00:09:56,143 --> 00:09:58,114 You're never gonna remember me. 224 00:09:59,419 --> 00:10:01,249 I'm not gonna forget you. 225 00:10:02,590 --> 00:10:04,483 Just like you're not gonna forget me. 226 00:10:23,604 --> 00:10:26,704 If I ask for your phone number, would you give it to me? 227 00:10:26,746 --> 00:10:29,465 Why should I give you my phone number? 228 00:10:29,507 --> 00:10:31,411 So I can call you. 229 00:10:33,311 --> 00:10:34,904 I don't know, Gary. 230 00:10:34,946 --> 00:10:35,954 Why not? 231 00:10:37,018 --> 00:10:38,647 How are you gonna remember it? 232 00:10:38,689 --> 00:10:40,420 It's only seven numbers. 233 00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:48,419 758-4686. 234 00:10:48,461 --> 00:10:51,201 - 756-4686. - You already got it wrong. 235 00:10:52,536 --> 00:10:54,765 758-4686. 236 00:10:55,971 --> 00:10:57,438 All right, Don Rickles. 237 00:11:01,045 --> 00:11:03,735 Don't call me all the time. Okay? 238 00:11:03,777 --> 00:11:06,645 We're not boyfriend and girlfriend. Remember that. 239 00:11:08,851 --> 00:11:10,484 We're... You know. 240 00:11:11,852 --> 00:11:12,992 I know. 241 00:11:28,568 --> 00:11:29,996 - Hi, Dad. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 242 00:11:30,038 --> 00:11:31,501 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 243 00:11:31,543 --> 00:11:32,838 What's up? 244 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,409 - What? - What's going on? 245 00:11:35,548 --> 00:11:36,806 Nothing. 246 00:11:36,848 --> 00:11:38,168 What time is it now? 247 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:39,217 10:00. 248 00:11:40,313 --> 00:11:41,806 What'd you do? 249 00:11:41,848 --> 00:11:43,547 I told you what I was gonna do this morning. 250 00:11:43,589 --> 00:11:44,651 What? 251 00:11:44,693 --> 00:11:45,817 Go to dinner with Lisa. 252 00:11:45,859 --> 00:11:46,949 - Lisa? - Yeah. 253 00:11:46,991 --> 00:11:48,379 Who the fuck is Lisa? 254 00:11:48,421 --> 00:11:50,015 Dad, you know Lisa. 255 00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,119 Lisa? 256 00:11:51,161 --> 00:11:52,287 Yeah, she works with me 257 00:11:52,329 --> 00:11:53,350 - at Tiny Toes. - I don't know Lisa. 258 00:11:53,392 --> 00:11:55,035 - What? - Yes. 259 00:12:08,582 --> 00:12:10,043 Where were you? 260 00:12:10,085 --> 00:12:12,744 Why are you dressed like that? Were you on a date? 261 00:12:12,786 --> 00:12:14,045 Looks like it was a long date. 262 00:12:14,087 --> 00:12:15,809 Get out of my room, Este. 263 00:12:19,587 --> 00:12:21,755 "His name is Jerome H. Frick. 264 00:12:21,797 --> 00:12:24,022 His friends know him simply as Jerry, 265 00:12:24,064 --> 00:12:26,857 and his attractive young wife as Mioko. 266 00:12:26,899 --> 00:12:28,423 Their new restaurant Mikado 267 00:12:28,465 --> 00:12:31,423 is a delightful dinery featuring foods of Japan, 268 00:12:31,465 --> 00:12:33,066 and it should be quite authentic, 269 00:12:33,108 --> 00:12:36,569 for Jerry had a restaurant some 15 years in Tokyo. 270 00:12:36,611 --> 00:12:37,839 The entire staff, 271 00:12:37,881 --> 00:12:40,533 with the exception of Jerry, is Japanese, 272 00:12:40,575 --> 00:12:42,877 and those 'little doll' waitresses 273 00:12:42,919 --> 00:12:45,710 are dressed fittingly in colorful kimonos. 274 00:12:45,752 --> 00:12:46,911 Give it a try, 275 00:12:46,953 --> 00:12:49,381 we think you'll be delighted." 276 00:12:49,423 --> 00:12:52,684 - Oh, that's wonderful, Anita. - Oh, fantastic. 277 00:12:52,726 --> 00:12:53,755 Oh, of course. 278 00:12:53,797 --> 00:12:55,515 - It's just wonderful. - Oh. 279 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:56,790 - Thank you. - Of course. 280 00:12:56,832 --> 00:12:58,519 Uh, do you think we should mention 281 00:12:58,561 --> 00:13:00,058 something about the serenity, though? 282 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,757 - Hmm. - The pleasant quiet? 283 00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:05,526 Yes, and I wish that we had space to include everything 284 00:13:05,568 --> 00:13:07,096 because it's such a beautiful restaurant, 285 00:13:07,138 --> 00:13:09,473 but if we choose one thing... 286 00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:11,869 Right. 287 00:13:11,911 --> 00:13:14,303 Okay. Let's just... 288 00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:16,874 Oh, Mioko, 289 00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:18,638 how you think of this? 290 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,617 What do you think of item for newspaper? 291 00:13:32,261 --> 00:13:35,368 Oh, oh, Yoko-san. 292 00:13:37,105 --> 00:13:38,491 I think the cuisine is not mentioned. 293 00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:39,602 - Oh. - She's wondering 294 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:40,998 if we mentioned the cuisine. 295 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,564 Of co... Uh... 296 00:13:42,606 --> 00:13:44,599 - The cuisine? - Yeah. Mmm-hmm. 297 00:13:44,641 --> 00:13:46,639 I think we did talk about that, didn't we? 298 00:13:46,681 --> 00:13:47,569 I might... 299 00:13:47,611 --> 00:13:49,679 I have an earlier draft. 300 00:13:51,521 --> 00:13:52,743 Here it is. 301 00:13:52,785 --> 00:13:56,083 "There is a complete roster of Japanese appetizers available 302 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:59,085 while sipping American or Japanese spirits. 303 00:13:59,127 --> 00:14:01,288 For the daring, sashimi is offered. 304 00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:04,192 But don't worry, there are many American dishes too. 305 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:08,856 Mikado is for the gourmet and the non-gourmet alike." 306 00:14:08,898 --> 00:14:10,797 What you think of that? 307 00:14:15,244 --> 00:14:17,597 Much better talking about the cuisine 308 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:18,831 than the waitresses. Thank you. 309 00:14:18,873 --> 00:14:21,209 Oh, fantastic. I will make a note of that. 310 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,374 - Sure. - That's what we'll send to the paper. 311 00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:25,847 Thank you so much 312 00:14:25,889 --> 00:14:27,343 for coming in to G and G Agency. 313 00:14:27,385 --> 00:14:28,819 Really appreciate it, Anita. 314 00:14:28,861 --> 00:14:30,117 - Thank you so much. - Mmm-hmm. 315 00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:31,654 - Arigato. - Of course. 316 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,427 Oh... Oh! 317 00:14:34,361 --> 00:14:35,655 7:20 with Charlie Tuna. 318 00:14:35,697 --> 00:14:37,960 I'll make that call to the girl selected by a computer... 319 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,621 - So... - ...as the most 320 00:14:39,663 --> 00:14:42,130 compatible mate for me in one minute. 321 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,464 I'm afraid you're gonna be upset with me. 322 00:14:44,506 --> 00:14:47,638 I can't take you to New York for The Jerry Best Show. 323 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,071 I have to go to Las Vegas. 324 00:14:50,113 --> 00:14:51,168 Delicious Certs. 325 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:52,466 - I'm not upset. - No? 326 00:14:52,508 --> 00:14:54,307 No. Why is that bad? 327 00:14:54,349 --> 00:14:56,379 It's two mints in one... 328 00:14:56,421 --> 00:14:59,581 Well, you can't go to New York without a parent or a guardian. 329 00:14:59,623 --> 00:15:02,357 They're not gonna let you do the press tour without a chaperone. 330 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,193 The Salisbury steak is delicious. How's the chicken? 331 00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:20,498 Delicious. 332 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:35,886 Excuse me, sir, could I offer you another beverage? 333 00:15:36,486 --> 00:15:37,546 I beg your pardon? 334 00:15:38,657 --> 00:15:40,690 Can I get you something else to drink? 335 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:41,925 What's your name? 336 00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:43,957 Um, it's Brenda. 337 00:15:43,999 --> 00:15:45,522 - Brenda. - Mmm-hmm. 338 00:15:45,564 --> 00:15:46,896 That's a beautiful name. 339 00:15:46,938 --> 00:15:48,700 Um... 340 00:15:48,742 --> 00:15:50,406 I'll take two Cokes, Brenda. 341 00:15:51,237 --> 00:15:52,243 Okay. 342 00:15:55,276 --> 00:15:57,072 Are you one of the actors? 343 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:58,810 Yes, I am. 344 00:16:08,923 --> 00:16:09,920 Hola. 345 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,318 Como esta? 346 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,365 - I'm Lance. - Hi. 347 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,422 - Me llamo Alana. - Alana. 348 00:16:18,464 --> 00:16:20,656 Bien. Bien. 349 00:16:20,698 --> 00:16:22,327 - Hey, Gar. - Lance. 350 00:16:22,369 --> 00:16:23,892 How's things back here? 351 00:16:23,934 --> 00:16:25,397 - Pretty smooth ride, right? - Mmm-hmm. 352 00:16:25,439 --> 00:16:26,773 Never flown this bird before. 353 00:16:29,278 --> 00:16:30,400 What'd you have for lunch? 354 00:16:30,442 --> 00:16:31,676 Salisbury steak. 355 00:16:31,718 --> 00:16:33,573 I had the chicken. 356 00:16:33,615 --> 00:16:36,046 They did have steak back here? Good, good. 357 00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:40,786 All right. Well, hey, very nice to meet you, Alana. 358 00:16:40,828 --> 00:16:42,459 I'll see you on the tarmac. 359 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,120 Charmed. 360 00:16:49,631 --> 00:16:53,197 Wow, super-hot chaperone, Gar. Nice one. 361 00:16:53,239 --> 00:16:54,858 That's my friend, don't think about that. 362 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,695 Oh, man, are you kidding? My mind's racing, 363 00:16:56,737 --> 00:16:58,362 doing circles around that track. 364 00:17:01,472 --> 00:17:02,599 Hello, boys. 365 00:17:02,641 --> 00:17:04,776 - Hey, Lucy. - Hi, Lucy. 366 00:17:04,818 --> 00:17:07,111 Hey, Mark, how ya doing? 367 00:17:07,153 --> 00:17:08,880 Good. How are you? 368 00:17:08,922 --> 00:17:10,614 - Hey, Tim. - Hey, Lucy. 369 00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:11,774 Harold. 370 00:17:11,816 --> 00:17:13,546 My name's Henry. you know? 371 00:17:13,588 --> 00:17:15,286 - How ya doing, Lucy? - Hey, Lance. 372 00:17:15,328 --> 00:17:18,984 And, Valentine, don't. Just don't in here. 373 00:17:19,026 --> 00:17:21,889 What's that? What is that? V? Is that for "vagina"? 374 00:17:21,931 --> 00:17:24,225 Why are you doing that? Why do people keep doing that? 375 00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:25,392 Peace and love, baby. 376 00:17:25,434 --> 00:17:26,694 Oh, shut it, you little shit. 377 00:17:26,736 --> 00:17:29,033 Now, cut the comedy. Don't be an ass out there. 378 00:17:29,075 --> 00:17:31,238 Good show, everybody. 379 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,038 - Thank you, Lucy. - Thank you, Lucy. 380 00:17:34,283 --> 00:17:37,638 Sweetheart, do not embarrass Mommy, okay? Have fun. 381 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,682 Break legs. 382 00:17:42,114 --> 00:17:43,982 Watch for me on stage. I'll send you a signal. 383 00:17:44,024 --> 00:17:45,149 I'll make a joke just for you. 384 00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:46,986 - Okay. - Straight ahead. 385 00:17:47,028 --> 00:17:48,419 She's not even stopping. 386 00:17:48,461 --> 00:17:50,429 Keep going straight ahead to the stage. 387 00:17:51,799 --> 00:17:53,183 To the right. 388 00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:02,433 Lucy, I wanna tell you how much we enjoyed your visit tonight. 389 00:18:02,475 --> 00:18:05,003 Before you go, I'd like the audience to meet 390 00:18:05,045 --> 00:18:06,738 those wonderful 18 children... 391 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:07,833 Wonderful. 392 00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,535 ...who played the kids in Under One Roof. 393 00:18:09,577 --> 00:18:10,669 I think they'd like that. 394 00:18:10,711 --> 00:18:12,207 - Are they back here? - Yes. 395 00:18:12,249 --> 00:18:14,345 And here they are! 396 00:18:15,989 --> 00:18:18,947 Rise and shine. 397 00:18:18,989 --> 00:18:21,119 ♪ We rise And shine every morning ♪ 398 00:18:21,161 --> 00:18:22,623 ♪ Bright and early ♪ 399 00:18:22,665 --> 00:18:26,285 ♪ Go somewhere else If you want to sleep Till noon ♪ 400 00:18:26,327 --> 00:18:30,221 ♪ Bicycle riding and skating And bowling and dating ♪ 401 00:18:30,263 --> 00:18:33,459 ♪ The sound of guitars Not quite in tune ♪ 402 00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:37,030 ♪ Sometimes it seems like We're going 'round In circles ♪ 403 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:40,570 ♪ And we get hung up On every little thing ♪ 404 00:18:40,612 --> 00:18:42,470 ♪ Pick up your toys Make your bed ♪ 405 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,741 ♪ Off the telephone ♪ 406 00:18:44,783 --> 00:18:48,207 ♪ Why do they act Just like children? ♪ 407 00:18:48,249 --> 00:18:51,381 ♪ It's a garden that's full Of noisy flowers ♪ 408 00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,886 ♪ And they're all yours ♪ 409 00:18:53,928 --> 00:18:55,251 ♪ Mine ♪ 410 00:18:55,293 --> 00:18:57,085 ♪ And ours ♪ 411 00:18:57,127 --> 00:19:01,394 ♪ Life is a ball if you have The bounce to live it ♪ 412 00:19:01,436 --> 00:19:04,999 ♪ A lollipop any flavor Sweet or sour ♪ 413 00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,493 I'm his chaperone. 414 00:19:06,535 --> 00:19:08,893 ♪ But you can't take Without giving That's all part of living ♪ 415 00:19:08,935 --> 00:19:10,437 ♪ For love is to share ♪ 416 00:19:10,479 --> 00:19:11,568 ♪ It's yours! It's mine! It's ours! ♪ 417 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:13,234 - I'm his chaperone. - Shh! 418 00:19:13,276 --> 00:19:15,336 ♪ Just like a ship sailing home Across the ocean ♪ 419 00:19:15,378 --> 00:19:19,081 ♪ Some days are calm But you know when It gets rough ♪ 420 00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,246 ♪ It's gonna take everybody ♪ 421 00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:22,944 ♪ All hands on deck ♪ 422 00:19:22,986 --> 00:19:28,086 ♪ If we work together We'll make it ♪ 423 00:19:28,128 --> 00:19:31,421 ♪ On the way There'll be sunshine There'll be showers ♪ 424 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,927 ♪ And there'll be yours ♪ 425 00:19:33,969 --> 00:19:35,429 ♪ Mine ♪ 426 00:19:35,471 --> 00:19:38,758 ♪ And everybody! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! ♪ 427 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,198 ♪ And there'll be yours ♪ 428 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,695 ♪ Mine ♪ 429 00:19:42,737 --> 00:19:44,939 ♪ And ours ♪ 430 00:19:50,485 --> 00:19:52,037 Lance, how's things in Hollywood for you? 431 00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:53,474 Oh, things are going real well, Jerry. 432 00:19:53,516 --> 00:19:56,483 I just did a guest spot on Banacek with George Peppard for NBC. 433 00:19:56,525 --> 00:19:58,120 George Peppard. That's great, that's great. 434 00:19:58,162 --> 00:19:59,484 - Thank you. - How about you, Gary? 435 00:19:59,526 --> 00:20:01,781 Well, last week I did Three Beavers. 436 00:20:01,823 --> 00:20:03,092 Leave it to Beaver? 437 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,322 Three Beavers. 438 00:20:07,766 --> 00:20:08,824 Hi, what's your name? 439 00:20:08,866 --> 00:20:10,233 Thank you for asking, Jerry. 440 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:11,494 - Boo. - My name is Margo. 441 00:20:11,536 --> 00:20:12,627 Hi, Margo. 442 00:20:14,676 --> 00:20:16,404 - Oh, there you are, my... - You little shit! 443 00:20:16,446 --> 00:20:18,067 - You little prick. - What'd I do? 444 00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:21,138 You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny? 445 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,410 - Humiliating me in front of millions. - Lucy! Wait. 446 00:20:23,452 --> 00:20:25,311 - Let me go. - These are my fans. 447 00:20:25,353 --> 00:20:27,141 You cannot treat me like this. 448 00:20:27,183 --> 00:20:30,053 This is the end for you. I'm coming to get you. 449 00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:32,587 Oh, baby, are you okay? 450 00:20:32,629 --> 00:20:34,155 - She didn't seem too happy. - Are you okay? 451 00:20:34,197 --> 00:20:35,387 - No. - It's okay. 452 00:20:35,429 --> 00:20:36,489 Is she like that all the time? 453 00:20:36,531 --> 00:20:38,322 More or less, yeah. 454 00:20:38,364 --> 00:20:39,535 How are you doing? 455 00:20:40,036 --> 00:20:42,530 - Good. - Good. 456 00:20:42,572 --> 00:20:44,824 All right, I should go get out of these pajamas. 457 00:20:44,866 --> 00:20:46,163 - Okay. - I'll see you. 458 00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:47,202 Bye. 459 00:21:15,164 --> 00:21:16,464 - Thank you, William. - Thanks, Vic. 460 00:21:16,506 --> 00:21:18,130 Right down the stairs, young man. 461 00:21:18,172 --> 00:21:19,169 Gary? 462 00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:20,798 - Gary Valentine. - Vic. 463 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:21,896 - Nice to see you. - Nice to see you. 464 00:21:21,938 --> 00:21:23,468 What've you been up to, man? 465 00:21:23,510 --> 00:21:25,803 I was in New York on a PR trip for Under One Roof. The Jerry Best Show. 466 00:21:25,845 --> 00:21:27,870 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God, you're huge. 467 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,410 - Oh, hi, Gale. - Wow. 468 00:21:29,452 --> 00:21:30,939 - Gary. - Nice to see you. 469 00:21:30,981 --> 00:21:32,081 You've really grown a lot, huh? 470 00:21:32,123 --> 00:21:33,250 - Yeah. - Good, 471 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,591 you've been eating your vegetables. 472 00:21:36,093 --> 00:21:38,148 And action. 473 00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:40,795 You can wear the new Sears 10-in-1 suit this way. 474 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:47,428 Or this way. 475 00:22:10,825 --> 00:22:12,254 Or try this all-new vest suit look. 476 00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:13,686 Or seven other ways. 477 00:22:13,728 --> 00:22:15,183 Perfect, man, you still got it. 478 00:22:15,225 --> 00:22:17,152 Thank you, Gary. Really appreciate it. 479 00:22:17,194 --> 00:22:19,262 - Thanks for coming in. - How ya doing? 480 00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:20,994 Good. Divorced, but, uh... 481 00:22:21,036 --> 00:22:22,290 - Can we have him read this? - ...losing weight, so... 482 00:22:22,332 --> 00:22:25,127 - Thank you. - ...very nice. Oh. 483 00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:26,500 - Well, you look great. - Thank you. 484 00:22:26,542 --> 00:22:28,533 How about a, uh, cold read? 485 00:22:28,575 --> 00:22:30,175 Sure, let's do it. 486 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:33,835 And action. 487 00:22:33,877 --> 00:22:35,041 "My face is a..." 488 00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:36,378 Sorry. Can I do it one more time? 489 00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:38,183 - Sure. - "My fa..." 490 00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:42,878 "My face is a pimply mess and I don't know what to do." 491 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,380 Cut. Fantabulous! 492 00:22:45,422 --> 00:22:46,983 - You still got it, man. - Thank you. Thanks, Vic. 493 00:22:47,025 --> 00:22:48,120 - Really terrific. - All right. 494 00:22:48,162 --> 00:22:49,385 - Thanks, Gary. - It was good to see you guys. 495 00:22:49,427 --> 00:22:51,287 - Great to see you. - Bye, Gary. 496 00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:52,770 - Bye, Gary. - Bye, you guys. 497 00:22:56,037 --> 00:22:57,570 Mr. Clean Man Show 498 00:22:57,612 --> 00:22:59,866 with special guest brings a super soulful group 499 00:22:59,908 --> 00:23:01,836 to the Earth in PV this Tuesday. 500 00:23:01,878 --> 00:23:04,042 Move to Mr. Clean Tuesday at Earth. 501 00:23:04,084 --> 00:23:06,673 Call 262-0797. 502 00:23:08,385 --> 00:23:09,853 - Yum. - Mmm. 503 00:23:13,054 --> 00:23:14,176 What you're listening to 504 00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:15,882 is Todd Rundgren's new album. 505 00:23:15,924 --> 00:23:17,347 Now if you have a pair of headphones, 506 00:23:17,389 --> 00:23:18,918 you better get 'em out and get 'em cranked up 507 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,588 'cause they're really gonna help. 508 00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:30,697 - Something/ - Anything? written, performed 509 00:23:30,739 --> 00:23:32,996 and produced by Todd Rundgren, 510 00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:35,034 now on Bearsville Records, 511 00:23:35,076 --> 00:23:37,737 wherever tapes and records are sold. 512 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,881 Do you have sinus spray? 513 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,546 Mom, do you wanna eat the burgers in the car 514 00:23:46,588 --> 00:23:47,620 or at home? 515 00:23:47,662 --> 00:23:49,245 Oh, you must mean Sine-Off? 516 00:23:49,287 --> 00:23:51,124 - Mmm. - Exactly. 517 00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:52,619 Do you wanna go home? 518 00:23:52,661 --> 00:23:54,057 Let's go home. 519 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:57,064 What should Mom do? Sleep with the kids? 520 00:23:57,106 --> 00:23:58,589 Tell Henrietta no? 521 00:23:58,631 --> 00:24:02,465 Or make sure they all have their own sleeping bags? 522 00:24:02,507 --> 00:24:03,737 "Make sure they all have 523 00:24:03,779 --> 00:24:05,230 - their own sleeping bags." - Your 13-year-old daughter 524 00:24:05,272 --> 00:24:07,537 wants to have a co-ed slumber party. 525 00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:09,874 What should Mom do, Mike? 526 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:12,542 No question in my mind. Tell Henrietta no. 527 00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:15,042 Provide separate rooms, uh-uh. 528 00:24:15,084 --> 00:24:16,540 Tell Henrietta no. That's, that's... 529 00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:19,047 Mike would say, "Henrietta, no." Sheri? 530 00:24:19,089 --> 00:24:20,752 I would love to sleep with the kids, 531 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:23,255 but I think as long as she's only 13, I agree. 532 00:24:25,261 --> 00:24:28,660 We agree. I would tell her no. No, no slumber parties. 533 00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:31,731 All right, Sheri agrees with Mike. 534 00:24:31,773 --> 00:24:33,665 It's a good thing 535 00:24:33,707 --> 00:24:35,068 that you agreed with me on that one. 536 00:24:42,677 --> 00:24:43,784 Hello? 537 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,447 Hello? 538 00:24:48,290 --> 00:24:50,117 Is Alana there? 539 00:24:50,159 --> 00:24:51,517 Yeah. Who's this? 540 00:24:53,996 --> 00:24:55,651 Lance. 541 00:24:55,693 --> 00:24:56,995 Yeah, hold on one second. 542 00:24:57,694 --> 00:24:59,519 Alana, it's Lance. 543 00:24:59,561 --> 00:25:01,620 I believe that you should provide separate rooms. 544 00:25:01,662 --> 00:25:04,871 I don't think you should call the party off, or... 545 00:25:07,537 --> 00:25:08,710 Hello? 546 00:25:09,473 --> 00:25:10,536 Lance? 547 00:25:13,741 --> 00:25:14,873 Hello? 548 00:25:14,915 --> 00:25:16,606 Well, they might try something. 549 00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:17,679 Can you hear me? 550 00:25:17,721 --> 00:25:18,812 If you're gonna be there to stop them... 551 00:25:18,854 --> 00:25:20,438 If you're a good parent, and you're watching... 552 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,515 I can hear someone breathing. 553 00:25:23,358 --> 00:25:24,444 All right, Chuck, 554 00:25:24,486 --> 00:25:26,344 that's not exactly agreeing with them, but... 555 00:25:26,386 --> 00:25:28,289 - No. - Chuck says, 556 00:25:28,331 --> 00:25:29,952 "Provide separate rooms." 557 00:25:29,994 --> 00:25:31,219 Marina, do you agree with Chuck? 558 00:25:31,261 --> 00:25:32,690 No, this is where we start again. 559 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:34,560 We always disagree. 560 00:25:35,704 --> 00:25:37,192 I'm going to tell 561 00:25:37,234 --> 00:25:38,526 Henrietta no. I think she's too young. 562 00:25:38,568 --> 00:25:42,237 And I wouldn't even let her have a girl sleeping... 563 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:45,874 The phone's ringing. 564 00:25:45,916 --> 00:25:47,634 I don't agree with him. I agree with him. 565 00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:50,049 I don't care if she knows... 566 00:25:51,387 --> 00:25:52,581 So Marina says, 567 00:25:52,623 --> 00:25:55,851 "No. No co-ed slumber party." Louis? 568 00:25:55,893 --> 00:25:58,816 Well, I think I'd provide separate rooms. 569 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:00,248 No, you just can't. 570 00:26:00,290 --> 00:26:02,753 You tell Henrietta no. She's too young. 571 00:26:18,215 --> 00:26:19,402 Max? 572 00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:21,506 - Yes, ma'am? - Is there someone there? 573 00:26:21,548 --> 00:26:22,642 Yes, madam. 574 00:26:25,789 --> 00:26:28,078 Okay, Louis. Provide separate rooms. 575 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,876 Louis says provide separate rooms. Tracy? 576 00:26:30,918 --> 00:26:33,454 I'd tell Henrietta no because she's too young. 577 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,194 Mike and Sheri were the only couple 578 00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,530 who agrees with telling Henrietta no. 579 00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:49,406 Not one of you had said, suggested sleeping with the kids. 580 00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:03,189 ♪ Amen ♪ 581 00:27:04,128 --> 00:27:05,257 Nice. 582 00:27:06,988 --> 00:27:08,260 Lance... 583 00:27:09,863 --> 00:27:12,165 are you ready for nice dinner? 584 00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:14,122 - Very ready. - Good. 585 00:27:14,164 --> 00:27:15,366 Thank you for having me again. 586 00:27:15,866 --> 00:27:17,005 Wonderful. 587 00:27:18,701 --> 00:27:22,261 Are you ready to do a berakhah on the challah? 588 00:27:22,303 --> 00:27:24,006 Oh, wow, thank you. Uh, 589 00:27:24,048 --> 00:27:26,806 however, I must respectfully refuse. I'm an atheist. 590 00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:38,390 You're Jewish. 591 00:27:39,454 --> 00:27:41,457 Well, you're certainly right. 592 00:27:41,499 --> 00:27:43,287 I was born into Judaism, 593 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:47,094 but my personal path has led me to atheism. 594 00:27:47,136 --> 00:27:48,622 You see, I just can't believe there's a God 595 00:27:48,664 --> 00:27:50,531 when I see all the suffering in the world. 596 00:27:50,573 --> 00:27:52,459 Vietnam, you know? 597 00:27:52,501 --> 00:27:55,199 So, with all due respect, no, sir. 598 00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:57,409 I can't do the blessing, but thank you. 599 00:28:03,347 --> 00:28:04,988 What does your penis look like? 600 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:08,057 What? 601 00:28:09,694 --> 00:28:12,325 What does your penis look like? 602 00:28:14,665 --> 00:28:17,363 Like a regular penis, I guess. 603 00:28:18,535 --> 00:28:20,102 Is it circumcised? 604 00:28:21,536 --> 00:28:22,599 Yeah. 605 00:28:23,543 --> 00:28:25,834 Then you're a fucking Jew! 606 00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:30,840 Why would you do that? Why would you do that? 607 00:28:30,882 --> 00:28:32,377 He was maybe gonna be my boyfriend. 608 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:33,472 Listen, young lady, 609 00:28:33,514 --> 00:28:35,406 you don't bring this idiot to Shabbat dinner here. 610 00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:37,682 Listen, Dad, he's an atheist, and an actor, 611 00:28:37,724 --> 00:28:39,211 - and he's famous. - But he's Jewish. 612 00:28:39,253 --> 00:28:40,409 He was gonna take me out of here. 613 00:28:40,451 --> 00:28:42,014 Este, don't you even look at me. 614 00:28:42,056 --> 00:28:43,083 Don't you even look at me. 615 00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:44,318 - You're always looking at me. - No. 616 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,990 - I didn't even say anything. - What are you doing? 617 00:28:46,032 --> 00:28:47,716 What are you doing? What are you thinking, huh? 618 00:28:47,758 --> 00:28:50,494 "I'm Este. I work for Mom and Dad. I'm perfect. 619 00:28:50,536 --> 00:28:51,553 I'm a real estate agent. 620 00:28:51,595 --> 00:28:52,887 Alana doesn't have her life together. 621 00:28:52,929 --> 00:28:55,863 Alana brings home stupid boyfriends all the time." 622 00:28:55,905 --> 00:28:57,362 - I mean... - I knew it. 623 00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:58,869 I knew that was what you were thinking. 624 00:28:58,911 --> 00:29:00,538 You're always thinking things, you thinker. 625 00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:02,772 You thinker! You think things! 626 00:29:11,122 --> 00:29:12,912 Gotta stop fighting with everyone all the time. 627 00:29:12,954 --> 00:29:14,586 Oh, fuck off, Danielle. 628 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,045 Hello, baby. How can I help you? 629 00:29:47,087 --> 00:29:49,151 What is that? 630 00:29:49,193 --> 00:29:52,196 That is a bed made of water, sweetheart. 631 00:29:52,631 --> 00:29:54,000 What's your name? 632 00:29:54,499 --> 00:29:55,793 Gary. 633 00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:57,333 Gary, 634 00:29:58,434 --> 00:30:01,334 won't you come in and take a closer look at it. 635 00:30:01,376 --> 00:30:03,009 It won't bite. 636 00:30:12,717 --> 00:30:14,119 Come on, baby. 637 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,035 It's nice, isn't it? 638 00:30:31,196 --> 00:30:32,567 Hop on. 639 00:30:39,547 --> 00:30:41,378 Groove on that. 640 00:30:47,689 --> 00:30:49,449 How much does it cost? 641 00:30:49,491 --> 00:30:52,452 $69.95. 642 00:30:52,494 --> 00:30:53,948 Do you dig it? 643 00:30:53,990 --> 00:30:55,614 Do you love it? 644 00:30:55,656 --> 00:30:59,053 Nobody's gonna sleep on mattresses anymore. 645 00:30:59,095 --> 00:31:00,857 That's old hat, Jack. 646 00:31:00,899 --> 00:31:02,531 That's for squares. 647 00:31:03,498 --> 00:31:05,489 Do you sell a lot of these? 648 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:08,229 No, you're my first customer. 649 00:31:08,271 --> 00:31:09,999 How long has it been out? 650 00:31:10,041 --> 00:31:11,967 Just a couple of days. 651 00:31:12,009 --> 00:31:14,040 It's modern edge. 652 00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:18,711 Out-there, sleep and dream technology. 653 00:31:18,753 --> 00:31:21,012 Liquid luxury for you. 654 00:31:21,891 --> 00:31:24,389 You can impress your lady friend. 655 00:31:28,561 --> 00:31:30,891 Teen-Age Fair, Hollywood Palladium. 656 00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:32,219 Rock with Jericho, Crystal Fire, 657 00:31:32,261 --> 00:31:33,389 Nirvana, and others. 658 00:31:33,431 --> 00:31:35,655 Bigger, more fun, the Teen-Age Fair. 659 00:31:35,697 --> 00:31:37,555 Friday, April 2nd, 6:00 to midnight, 660 00:31:37,597 --> 00:31:39,098 then every day through Easter. 661 00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:41,998 Easily, baby, but you'd never... 662 00:31:46,975 --> 00:31:48,170 What do you mean he's upstairs eating? 663 00:31:48,212 --> 00:31:50,001 He's gotta get down here. 664 00:31:50,043 --> 00:31:52,342 Get him on the phone, man, or get him down here. 665 00:31:52,384 --> 00:31:55,011 - Come on, boys. - Call Vince. 666 00:31:55,053 --> 00:31:56,281 Now, I'm telling you, 667 00:31:56,323 --> 00:31:59,179 the Teen-Age Fair is not open, all right? 668 00:31:59,221 --> 00:32:00,281 God Almighty. 669 00:32:01,593 --> 00:32:03,447 I don't know why I come down here all the time, 670 00:32:03,489 --> 00:32:04,495 I really don't. 671 00:32:05,327 --> 00:32:06,389 You don't listen to me. 672 00:32:06,431 --> 00:32:09,124 Sonny and Cher, Tim. Sonny and Cher. 673 00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:10,403 Nope. No Sonny. 674 00:32:11,238 --> 00:32:12,364 Nobody cares but me. 675 00:32:12,406 --> 00:32:13,861 We're not opening yet. Please don't touch 676 00:32:13,903 --> 00:32:15,198 - the stuff, okay? - Every single year, 677 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,365 - we show up. - Okay. 678 00:32:16,407 --> 00:32:17,964 - We're not open yet. - So you're 679 00:32:18,006 --> 00:32:19,472 - the real Herman Munster? - Can I have your autograph? 680 00:32:19,514 --> 00:32:21,701 No, we're not open. Yes, I'm the real Herman Munster, 681 00:32:21,743 --> 00:32:23,206 but you can't be here right now. 682 00:32:23,248 --> 00:32:24,747 You can't go through here. 683 00:32:25,081 --> 00:32:26,381 Go on! 684 00:32:28,854 --> 00:32:29,917 Kevin! 685 00:32:33,191 --> 00:32:34,313 I got a really good idea. 686 00:32:34,355 --> 00:32:35,723 Okay. 687 00:32:35,765 --> 00:32:37,421 Um, I have my dad's pipe. 688 00:32:37,463 --> 00:32:39,793 So, we should give your customers some weed 689 00:32:39,835 --> 00:32:41,325 to help sell waterbeds. 690 00:32:41,367 --> 00:32:43,493 Yeah, that is actually a good idea. 691 00:32:43,535 --> 00:32:44,733 Do you mind grabbing lights from the car? 692 00:32:44,775 --> 00:32:46,208 - Yeah, okay. - Thank you. 693 00:32:51,372 --> 00:32:52,738 Weird-ohs. 694 00:32:52,780 --> 00:32:54,139 Let me see. 695 00:32:55,476 --> 00:32:57,109 Taco mini-bike. 696 00:32:58,049 --> 00:32:59,287 Black light. 697 00:32:59,952 --> 00:33:01,850 Photo booth. 698 00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:04,015 Okay. Let's sell some beds. 699 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,652 There's my star. There's my star. 700 00:33:06,694 --> 00:33:08,250 Well, gather around, all you cool cats. 701 00:33:08,292 --> 00:33:09,485 Magical. Magical. 702 00:33:09,527 --> 00:33:11,993 Head right here, facing that way. 703 00:33:14,337 --> 00:33:17,492 Lovely. Lovely. Look that way. Look that way. 704 00:33:17,534 --> 00:33:19,867 Arm like this. Arm like this. 705 00:33:19,909 --> 00:33:21,857 Who wants to be famous? 706 00:33:21,943 --> 00:33:23,177 Who wants to be famous? 707 00:33:23,248 --> 00:33:25,635 - Hey, Gary. Gary. Hey. - Just guess the amount of... 708 00:33:25,677 --> 00:33:27,034 I think I know where I can find some LSD. 709 00:33:27,076 --> 00:33:28,539 Do you think that would be better than the weed? 710 00:33:28,581 --> 00:33:30,202 No, no, no. Keep it with the grass, man. 711 00:33:30,244 --> 00:33:31,813 - Keep it with the grass. - All right. Okay, sounds good. 712 00:33:31,855 --> 00:33:32,882 Keep it with the grass. 713 00:33:33,817 --> 00:33:35,608 Have you guys ever been to the ocean? 714 00:33:35,650 --> 00:33:36,947 - Yeah, why? - Sure. 715 00:33:36,989 --> 00:33:40,153 You remember that relaxing feeling of just laying on the water? 716 00:33:40,195 --> 00:33:41,521 - Laying on the water? - Yeah. 717 00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:43,926 Have that every night with a Soggy Bottom waterbed. 718 00:33:45,165 --> 00:33:46,725 Keep the energy up, Kiki. 719 00:33:46,767 --> 00:33:49,194 The Los Angeles Unified School District, 720 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,032 the best district in the world. 721 00:33:52,770 --> 00:33:54,731 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Pasadena. 722 00:33:54,773 --> 00:33:58,632 Next up, from the heart of Burbank is Mary. 723 00:33:58,674 --> 00:34:00,535 Mary is Miss Burbank. 724 00:34:00,577 --> 00:34:02,475 Third generation chef. 725 00:34:02,517 --> 00:34:04,178 Her grandmother and mother love to cook. 726 00:34:04,624 --> 00:34:06,015 Hello, gorgeous. 727 00:34:06,626 --> 00:34:08,391 Hello, handsome. 728 00:34:10,223 --> 00:34:11,218 Come here often? 729 00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:15,884 No, 'cause I'm not a teenager. 730 00:34:15,926 --> 00:34:18,126 I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo. 731 00:34:20,635 --> 00:34:23,406 Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping? 732 00:34:24,768 --> 00:34:26,541 Well, now that you mention it... 733 00:34:28,714 --> 00:34:30,700 Boyfriend trouble? 734 00:34:30,742 --> 00:34:31,769 Ladies and gentlemen, 735 00:34:31,811 --> 00:34:33,039 let's hear it for all of the finalists. 736 00:34:33,081 --> 00:34:34,108 No boyfriend. 737 00:34:35,284 --> 00:34:37,244 So I don't really have trouble. 738 00:34:40,891 --> 00:34:41,886 Well, that's good. 739 00:34:43,653 --> 00:34:44,884 Let me introduce you 740 00:34:44,926 --> 00:34:47,524 to the greatest invention in sleeping since the inner spring. 741 00:34:47,566 --> 00:34:51,361 And don't forget, we have the movies of Tarzana. 742 00:34:51,403 --> 00:34:53,965 I've seen these before. These are far out. 743 00:34:55,632 --> 00:34:56,727 Oh, hi, Kiki. 744 00:34:56,769 --> 00:34:58,862 Hey, Alana. What are you doing here? 745 00:34:58,904 --> 00:35:01,234 Seeing this little David Cassidy. 746 00:35:01,276 --> 00:35:02,301 What are you doing here? 747 00:35:02,343 --> 00:35:03,678 I'm working for him. 748 00:35:04,411 --> 00:35:05,779 Is that so? 749 00:35:07,018 --> 00:35:08,808 So, how many dots is it? 750 00:35:08,850 --> 00:35:10,881 Who knows? I don't think they even counted. 751 00:35:10,923 --> 00:35:12,309 - Hey! - Whoa! 752 00:35:12,351 --> 00:35:13,548 Whoa. Whoa. 753 00:35:13,590 --> 00:35:14,986 - Gary. - Hey! What's going on? 754 00:35:15,028 --> 00:35:16,312 - Gary! - Gary! 755 00:35:16,354 --> 00:35:17,362 Officers? 756 00:35:18,163 --> 00:35:19,484 - What's going... - Gary! 757 00:35:19,526 --> 00:35:20,650 What? Officer, what... 758 00:35:20,692 --> 00:35:21,818 No, Gary! No! No! Gary! 759 00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:23,051 There must be a mistake. 760 00:35:23,093 --> 00:35:24,493 - Gary! - Gary, what did you do? 761 00:35:24,535 --> 00:35:26,790 - Officer, what did I do? - Officers, he's innocent, 762 00:35:26,832 --> 00:35:27,891 - he's a kid. - I promise I'm innocent. 763 00:35:27,933 --> 00:35:29,664 - He has rights! - Officer, what did I do? 764 00:35:29,706 --> 00:35:31,401 - What are your badge numbers? - Officer, what did I do? 765 00:35:31,443 --> 00:35:32,602 - I will be reporting you... - What did I do? 766 00:35:32,644 --> 00:35:34,775 ...to the chief of police immediately when I get outside. 767 00:35:35,441 --> 00:35:36,546 Where's he going? 768 00:35:37,476 --> 00:35:38,505 Gary, don't worry. 769 00:35:38,547 --> 00:35:39,909 Don't worry. I'm gonna find you, okay? 770 00:35:39,951 --> 00:35:41,045 Don't worry, okay? 771 00:35:46,954 --> 00:35:49,179 187. Suspect is wearing a blue shirt, 772 00:35:49,221 --> 00:35:51,821 long red-brown hair. Suspect is armed and dangerous. 773 00:35:54,063 --> 00:35:55,060 Fuck. 774 00:35:57,729 --> 00:35:59,570 Fuck off, teenagers! 775 00:36:00,137 --> 00:36:01,291 187. 776 00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:02,967 Suspect headed south on Vine, turned left on Selma. 777 00:36:03,009 --> 00:36:04,266 Headed south on Argyle. 778 00:36:04,308 --> 00:36:05,668 Made a left into the Palladium. 779 00:36:05,710 --> 00:36:07,438 Suspect is wearing a blue shirt, white pants. 780 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,172 White male, aged 16, long red-brown hair. 781 00:36:09,214 --> 00:36:10,271 Suspect is armed and dangerous. 782 00:36:10,313 --> 00:36:11,341 I'm not 16, I'm 15. 783 00:36:11,383 --> 00:36:12,772 My birthday is not till next month. 784 00:36:12,814 --> 00:36:14,003 You're going to jail, big boy. 785 00:36:14,045 --> 00:36:15,520 You're going to jail for murder. 786 00:36:17,222 --> 00:36:18,919 Have fun in Attica, dickhead. 787 00:37:00,033 --> 00:37:01,468 Hey, that's him? 788 00:37:02,629 --> 00:37:04,092 That's not him. 789 00:37:04,134 --> 00:37:05,131 Come on. 790 00:37:49,411 --> 00:37:50,518 Come on. 791 00:37:52,678 --> 00:37:54,412 Come on! 792 00:38:32,689 --> 00:38:33,726 What did you do? 793 00:38:35,626 --> 00:38:37,918 Did you murder someone, huh? 794 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,535 What, do you have drugs on you? 795 00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:41,735 What did you do, Gary? 796 00:39:19,003 --> 00:39:20,399 Do you still have the pipe? 797 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:22,063 No, no... 798 00:39:22,105 --> 00:39:24,239 No, I threw it out. I threw it out. 799 00:39:29,412 --> 00:39:32,952 Hey, "Soggy Bottom" sounds like someone shit their pants. 800 00:39:36,786 --> 00:39:38,154 I know, I know. 801 00:39:38,196 --> 00:39:40,124 - That's not good. - I know. 802 00:39:41,232 --> 00:39:42,589 That's only funny to you guys. 803 00:39:42,631 --> 00:39:43,924 But when someone wants to buy a bed, 804 00:39:43,966 --> 00:39:46,259 they don't wanna think about shitting or shitty diapers, 805 00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:48,222 or shit in pants. 806 00:39:48,264 --> 00:39:50,725 Well, the bed's not just for sleeping, Alana. 807 00:39:50,767 --> 00:39:54,098 Well, if it's not just for sleeping, I think you mean it's for sex. 808 00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:56,600 "Soggy Bottom" isn't making anyone hot or horny. 809 00:39:56,642 --> 00:39:57,977 It doesn't make you hot? 810 00:39:58,443 --> 00:39:59,440 No. 811 00:40:03,812 --> 00:40:06,173 "Everybody's talking about waterbeds these days, right? 812 00:40:06,215 --> 00:40:07,615 And, uh, it's with good reason, 813 00:40:07,657 --> 00:40:08,950 because the waterbed is the greatest thing 814 00:40:08,992 --> 00:40:12,021 to happen to sleep since the invention of the inner spring." 815 00:40:12,063 --> 00:40:13,249 Okay. 816 00:40:13,291 --> 00:40:15,283 "If you've been thinking about getting a waterbed now, 817 00:40:15,325 --> 00:40:16,850 you can have one delivered to your very door. 818 00:40:16,892 --> 00:40:19,424 All you gotta do is call the world's largest manufacturer of waterbeds, 819 00:40:19,466 --> 00:40:20,563 Pacific Waterbeds. 820 00:40:20,605 --> 00:40:23,528 They present Fat Bernie's king-size waterbeds." 821 00:40:23,570 --> 00:40:25,430 I love the name. Yeah. 822 00:40:25,472 --> 00:40:28,804 "Six foot by seven foot waterbed, you got a $100 value for only $39.95. 823 00:40:28,846 --> 00:40:30,970 Thirty-nine dollars and 95 cents for your very own 824 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,368 king-size Fat Bernie waterbed if you act now. 825 00:40:33,410 --> 00:40:36,645 Call 451-3631 and have a Fat Bernie Waterbed 826 00:40:36,687 --> 00:40:38,640 delivered COD right to your very door. 827 00:40:38,682 --> 00:40:40,879 With a 10-day money-back guarantee if you're not satisfied. 828 00:40:40,921 --> 00:40:42,644 Your loved one will love you for it." 829 00:40:42,686 --> 00:40:45,547 Well, whomever he or she may be, or maybe you have two or three, 830 00:40:45,589 --> 00:40:47,284 or, uh, maybe you wanna tell somebody that you love them, 831 00:40:47,326 --> 00:40:49,122 you're not exactly sure how you're gonna do it, 832 00:40:49,164 --> 00:40:51,725 you can tell them with a king-size Fat Bernie waterbed. 833 00:40:51,767 --> 00:40:53,153 Now, you'll even love yourself for it. 834 00:40:53,195 --> 00:40:54,555 Maybe all you wanna do is just 835 00:40:54,597 --> 00:40:56,730 ensconce yourself in your own king-size waterbed 836 00:40:56,772 --> 00:40:57,830 with nobody around to bother you. 837 00:40:57,872 --> 00:40:59,737 That is some real narcissism, okay? 838 00:40:59,779 --> 00:41:03,296 It's KPPC Pasadena, we've got The Doors coming up next. 839 00:41:05,177 --> 00:41:06,541 You're right. You're always right. 840 00:41:16,187 --> 00:41:17,648 Fat Bernie's, how may I help you? 841 00:41:18,792 --> 00:41:20,590 - Oh, great. - Shit. Shit. 842 00:41:23,395 --> 00:41:25,460 Pacific Waterbeds presents Fat Bernie's Waterbeds. 843 00:41:25,502 --> 00:41:26,520 How may I help you? 844 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,328 - Hiya, Gene. - Hi. 845 00:41:33,370 --> 00:41:35,330 - What do you got today? - Hi, Gene. 846 00:41:35,372 --> 00:41:37,078 - Hello. - Just some boxes. 847 00:42:00,733 --> 00:42:01,740 Okay. 848 00:42:21,556 --> 00:42:22,619 Assholes! 849 00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:28,966 Take it. 850 00:42:32,396 --> 00:42:33,693 Twenty, 25, 30. Just 30. 851 00:42:33,735 --> 00:42:35,897 I got 400. 400. 852 00:42:35,939 --> 00:42:37,995 - 150. - I have 400, 853 00:42:38,037 --> 00:42:39,603 and then you have... 854 00:42:39,645 --> 00:42:40,864 Wait a sec. What were the five? 855 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:41,936 Fifty here. 856 00:42:41,978 --> 00:42:43,575 Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. All right. 857 00:42:43,617 --> 00:42:44,771 - 30. - There's 21. 858 00:42:44,813 --> 00:42:45,873 Twenty-one's there. 859 00:42:45,915 --> 00:42:46,977 And then how much was the change? 860 00:42:47,019 --> 00:42:48,780 Wait, I think there might have been 19 there. 861 00:42:48,822 --> 00:42:50,449 Not that good of a start. 862 00:42:50,984 --> 00:42:52,274 No, we have 21. 863 00:42:52,316 --> 00:42:53,551 No, we only had 19. 864 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:59,161 "Fat Bernie's..." 865 00:42:59,993 --> 00:43:02,118 It's small on the bottom. 866 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,968 Too many "Fat Bernie's." 867 00:43:05,002 --> 00:43:07,631 Yeah, but it can be small. That's fine. 868 00:43:09,968 --> 00:43:11,338 And then... 869 00:43:12,674 --> 00:43:13,846 Let's try... 870 00:43:16,009 --> 00:43:19,543 To radiate the specimen with your ionization nebulizer. 871 00:43:19,585 --> 00:43:20,973 Now, back to the ship. 872 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:22,086 Are you left-handed? 873 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,118 Yeah. You didn't know that? 874 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:27,214 No. 875 00:43:27,256 --> 00:43:29,522 I've never met anyone left-handed before. 876 00:43:31,099 --> 00:43:32,195 Really? 877 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:39,764 Gary! 878 00:43:39,806 --> 00:43:40,830 - There he is. - Jerry. 879 00:43:40,872 --> 00:43:42,296 Good to see you. How you doing? 880 00:43:42,338 --> 00:43:43,634 - Good to see you, my friend. - Good to see you. 881 00:43:43,676 --> 00:43:44,734 - All right. - Hi, Mioko. 882 00:43:44,776 --> 00:43:46,002 No, no, no. Mioko is gone. 883 00:43:46,044 --> 00:43:48,740 This is my new wife, Kimiko. 884 00:43:48,782 --> 00:43:50,510 - Hi, Kimiko. - Pretty as a picture. 885 00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:52,678 Who's this pretty thing? 886 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:54,681 Uh, this is my lady friend, Alana. 887 00:43:54,723 --> 00:43:56,578 - How do you do, Alana? - Business partner. 888 00:43:56,620 --> 00:43:57,679 A pleasure. 889 00:43:57,721 --> 00:43:58,782 Nice to meet you. 890 00:44:00,729 --> 00:44:02,016 Jerry, I want to talk to you about this, 891 00:44:02,058 --> 00:44:03,183 - by the way. - Hold up, hold up. 892 00:44:03,225 --> 00:44:05,351 Let's do it right. Let's sit down 893 00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:07,691 and have something to drink first, okay? 894 00:44:07,733 --> 00:44:08,792 - Sounds great. - After you. 895 00:44:08,834 --> 00:44:10,365 Thank you, Jerry. 896 00:44:13,406 --> 00:44:18,137 Oh, Gary, I love you, and I wanna do anything for you. 897 00:44:18,179 --> 00:44:21,099 But I just don't really think these fit in my restaurant. 898 00:44:21,141 --> 00:44:22,206 We're Japanese, 899 00:44:22,248 --> 00:44:26,207 and this waterbed business is strictly American. 900 00:44:26,249 --> 00:44:27,548 Uh, Kimiko, 901 00:44:27,590 --> 00:44:29,924 what you think of this waterbed? 902 00:44:34,924 --> 00:44:36,062 Mmm-hmm. 903 00:44:36,828 --> 00:44:38,682 What did she just say? 904 00:44:38,724 --> 00:44:41,186 It's hard to tell, I don't speak Japanese. 905 00:44:41,228 --> 00:44:42,458 Gary, I wanna help, 906 00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:46,171 but can I help without putting these out inside everywhere? 907 00:44:55,274 --> 00:44:56,841 Oh, hey, Alana. 908 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,283 Hey, Frisbee. 909 00:45:00,950 --> 00:45:02,078 You work here? 910 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,783 Unfortunately. What are you doing? 911 00:45:05,862 --> 00:45:08,479 Helping my friend with his waterbed business. 912 00:45:08,521 --> 00:45:10,216 - Gary? - Yeah. You know him? 913 00:45:10,258 --> 00:45:11,692 Yeah, I love that kid. 914 00:45:12,964 --> 00:45:14,464 - You love him? - Uh-huh. 915 00:45:15,131 --> 00:45:16,228 How do you know him? 916 00:45:16,270 --> 00:45:18,727 He's in here all the time. He's a friend of Jerry's. 917 00:45:18,769 --> 00:45:19,997 Yeah. 918 00:45:20,039 --> 00:45:21,537 He's cute for a little hustler. 919 00:45:23,639 --> 00:45:26,440 He's also really smart and a good businessman. 920 00:45:26,482 --> 00:45:28,237 Mmm-hmm. 921 00:45:28,279 --> 00:45:30,117 Hey, you still work at Tiny Toes? 922 00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:33,285 No, I'm partners with Gary now. 923 00:45:33,985 --> 00:45:36,486 Oh, the "Hand Man." 924 00:45:38,389 --> 00:45:40,221 Did he try and get a hand job from you? 925 00:45:41,665 --> 00:45:44,023 Yeah, he's asking all the time. 926 00:45:44,065 --> 00:45:46,463 Good. I'll pass the baton off to you. 927 00:45:51,335 --> 00:45:53,295 Okay, I'll see you later, Frisbee. 928 00:45:53,337 --> 00:45:56,133 Okay. Say hi to your sisters for me. 929 00:46:06,854 --> 00:46:12,147 I could describe the sensation as a soft, spongy, slow-motion trampoline 930 00:46:12,189 --> 00:46:13,288 without the great bounce. 931 00:46:13,330 --> 00:46:14,655 Sexier. 932 00:46:14,697 --> 00:46:15,824 Sexier. Make it sexier. 933 00:46:15,866 --> 00:46:16,924 But there's no... 934 00:46:16,966 --> 00:46:17,991 - Shut up. - I can't... 935 00:46:18,033 --> 00:46:20,156 There's no floor model for me to try? 936 00:46:20,198 --> 00:46:21,626 No, but you can get the bed 937 00:46:21,668 --> 00:46:23,489 and if you don't like it, we can do a money-back guarantee. 938 00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:24,891 Alana, you have to be sexier 939 00:46:24,933 --> 00:46:26,402 - or he's not gonna buy it. - I think I just wanna 940 00:46:26,444 --> 00:46:27,231 think about it for a while, then maybe I'll give you a call back. 941 00:46:27,273 --> 00:46:28,470 Don't let him get off the phone. 942 00:46:28,512 --> 00:46:29,734 What's your name? 943 00:46:29,776 --> 00:46:30,937 Uh, Ted. 944 00:46:31,777 --> 00:46:32,835 Ted. 945 00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:34,005 Yes. 946 00:46:34,047 --> 00:46:36,512 Oh, Ted, I love that name. 947 00:46:36,554 --> 00:46:37,548 Okay... 948 00:46:38,049 --> 00:46:39,139 My name's Alana. 949 00:46:39,181 --> 00:46:40,673 Hi, Alana. 950 00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:42,746 Can I come and install the bed for you? 951 00:46:42,788 --> 00:46:43,919 What? 952 00:46:43,961 --> 00:46:47,021 I'd lay it down and show you how it works. 953 00:46:47,063 --> 00:46:49,230 It moves in a similar way to the ocean... 954 00:46:50,533 --> 00:46:53,186 wet inside. 955 00:46:53,228 --> 00:46:57,528 And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted, 956 00:46:57,570 --> 00:47:00,532 I don't think you're gonna be asking any questions. 957 00:47:00,574 --> 00:47:02,501 Sounds like you just sold a waterbed, Alana. 958 00:47:02,543 --> 00:47:04,608 Tell me, what time can you be over with that bed? 959 00:47:04,650 --> 00:47:07,272 Oh, well. Eager. 960 00:47:07,314 --> 00:47:09,544 I have to wait until my work is done. 961 00:47:09,586 --> 00:47:10,774 Oh, yeah? 962 00:47:10,816 --> 00:47:15,278 Yeah. I have a mean, old boss that makes me work all day. 963 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,183 Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you have work to do and get out of there? 964 00:47:18,225 --> 00:47:21,216 Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted. 965 00:47:21,258 --> 00:47:22,318 Sounds like it. 966 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,596 He keeps me locked up inside. 967 00:47:25,901 --> 00:47:27,024 But you know what, Ted? 968 00:47:27,066 --> 00:47:28,128 What's that? 969 00:47:28,170 --> 00:47:32,893 I know you're gonna love our wet beds. 970 00:47:32,935 --> 00:47:34,702 - You know what they come with? - What's that? 971 00:47:34,744 --> 00:47:36,406 A wood headboard. 972 00:47:36,448 --> 00:47:41,072 And that wood is strong and sticks straight up against the wall. 973 00:47:41,114 --> 00:47:42,173 That sounds great. 974 00:47:42,215 --> 00:47:44,037 We don't have wood headboards. 975 00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:46,214 I'm gonna hand you off to my associate, Kirk, 976 00:47:46,256 --> 00:47:48,248 and he's gonna take down all your information, 977 00:47:48,290 --> 00:47:50,484 and I will be at your place later, Ted. 978 00:47:50,526 --> 00:47:53,220 Thank you for calling Fat Bernie's. Have a nice day. 979 00:47:53,262 --> 00:47:54,988 What are you doing? We don't have beds. 980 00:47:55,030 --> 00:47:56,094 Well, we better get some, 981 00:47:56,136 --> 00:47:58,420 because water in a plastic bag is a water balloon. 982 00:47:58,462 --> 00:47:59,556 With a frame, it's a bed. 983 00:47:59,598 --> 00:48:01,159 Let's just go to Northridge Lumber, 984 00:48:01,201 --> 00:48:02,834 - they have real good... - I wrote good dialogue. You're improvising too much. 985 00:48:02,876 --> 00:48:04,201 You told me to make it more sexy. 986 00:48:04,243 --> 00:48:06,170 I told you to make it more sexy, I didn't tell you, 987 00:48:06,212 --> 00:48:07,896 "Go over to the guy's house and get in his bed." 988 00:48:07,938 --> 00:48:10,832 I told you I'm a good actress, Gary. I told you. 989 00:48:10,874 --> 00:48:12,440 Don't tell me to make it more sexy, man. 990 00:48:12,482 --> 00:48:16,080 If you want it more sexy, I'll make it fucking horny. 991 00:48:16,122 --> 00:48:20,618 We just have our own dreams and ideas. 992 00:48:20,660 --> 00:48:21,846 And so we'll just... 993 00:48:21,888 --> 00:48:25,255 So, just say yes. To whatever she asks you, just say yes. 994 00:48:25,297 --> 00:48:27,584 Let's say, if she asks you if you can sing, say yes. 995 00:48:27,626 --> 00:48:29,287 If she asks if you can dance, say yes. 996 00:48:29,329 --> 00:48:30,519 I can sing, and I can dance. 997 00:48:30,561 --> 00:48:33,128 No, I know. I know. I know. 998 00:48:33,170 --> 00:48:35,123 I'm just saying that if she asks you 999 00:48:35,165 --> 00:48:37,469 if you can do something that you might not know how to do, 1000 00:48:37,511 --> 00:48:38,597 just say yes. 1001 00:48:38,639 --> 00:48:40,132 Because you can always learn how to do something 1002 00:48:40,174 --> 00:48:41,509 once you get the part. 1003 00:48:43,181 --> 00:48:45,767 So just say yes to whatever she asks. 1004 00:48:45,809 --> 00:48:47,474 Whatever she asks, just say yes. 1005 00:48:47,516 --> 00:48:48,875 - Just say yes, just say yes... - Okay, I got it. 1006 00:48:48,917 --> 00:48:49,914 Okay. 1007 00:48:50,516 --> 00:48:52,257 - Hi, Janice. - Hi, Gary. 1008 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,194 - Mary. - Oh, darling. 1009 00:48:58,494 --> 00:49:02,259 So, Gary tells me that you've been studying 1010 00:49:02,301 --> 00:49:04,419 at Everywoman's Village with Milton Farmer. 1011 00:49:04,461 --> 00:49:05,755 Yes. 1012 00:49:05,797 --> 00:49:07,831 I love his work with young actors. 1013 00:49:07,873 --> 00:49:10,261 He is a miracle worker. 1014 00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:17,348 You have a warm smile, 1015 00:49:18,378 --> 00:49:21,616 which is very powerful. 1016 00:49:23,386 --> 00:49:26,654 And you have a very Jewish nose, 1017 00:49:27,819 --> 00:49:30,846 which is becoming very fashionable. 1018 00:49:30,888 --> 00:49:33,185 I am getting a lot more requests 1019 00:49:33,227 --> 00:49:34,398 for Jewish girls. 1020 00:49:35,198 --> 00:49:36,793 Really? That's great. 1021 00:49:44,071 --> 00:49:45,068 No. 1022 00:49:50,419 --> 00:49:51,515 No. 1023 00:49:59,857 --> 00:50:01,360 No. 1024 00:50:05,766 --> 00:50:07,267 Love to Tatum. 1025 00:50:08,901 --> 00:50:10,358 Are you athletic? 1026 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,025 You seem to have a very firm body. 1027 00:50:12,067 --> 00:50:13,131 Yes. 1028 00:50:13,173 --> 00:50:15,501 Do you know how to horseback ride? 1029 00:50:15,543 --> 00:50:17,069 Yes. 1030 00:50:17,111 --> 00:50:19,103 Uh, do you know how to do fencing? 1031 00:50:19,538 --> 00:50:20,610 Yes, I can fence. 1032 00:50:22,443 --> 00:50:24,205 - Basketball? - Yes. 1033 00:50:24,247 --> 00:50:25,535 - Baseball? - Yes. 1034 00:50:25,577 --> 00:50:27,078 - Soccer? - Yes. 1035 00:50:28,786 --> 00:50:33,084 Any other sports or special skills that I should know about? 1036 00:50:33,586 --> 00:50:35,427 I studied Krav Maga. 1037 00:50:37,565 --> 00:50:40,920 Well, I don't know what that is. What is "Quick Draw McGraw"? 1038 00:50:40,962 --> 00:50:44,089 It's martial arts from Israel. It's used in combat. 1039 00:50:44,131 --> 00:50:46,769 My dad was in the Israeli Army. We all know it. 1040 00:50:48,902 --> 00:50:54,068 So it's a form of karate, let's say? 1041 00:50:54,110 --> 00:50:56,779 It's more like, "How to use a pen to stab someone's eye out." 1042 00:51:00,915 --> 00:51:03,148 You're a goddamn fucking fighter, aren't you? 1043 00:51:03,582 --> 00:51:04,754 I like that. 1044 00:51:06,322 --> 00:51:07,658 I can see that. 1045 00:51:08,990 --> 00:51:13,289 You come here trying to be all pretty for me, 1046 00:51:13,331 --> 00:51:15,501 but really, you remind me... 1047 00:51:18,332 --> 00:51:19,967 of a dog. 1048 00:51:20,635 --> 00:51:23,971 Of an English pit bull dog... 1049 00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:27,513 with sex appeal... 1050 00:51:28,144 --> 00:51:29,779 and... 1051 00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,813 a very Jewish nose. 1052 00:51:37,292 --> 00:51:39,149 Do you know any other languages? 1053 00:51:39,191 --> 00:51:40,494 Besides English? 1054 00:51:40,828 --> 00:51:41,881 Hebrew. 1055 00:51:41,923 --> 00:51:45,320 - Besides Hebrew. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 1056 00:51:45,362 --> 00:51:46,863 Um... Spanish... 1057 00:51:47,462 --> 00:51:48,469 Oh. 1058 00:51:49,133 --> 00:51:50,325 French... 1059 00:51:50,367 --> 00:51:51,373 Mmm-hmm. 1060 00:51:53,203 --> 00:51:54,475 Latin... 1061 00:51:57,979 --> 00:51:59,106 And Portuguese. 1062 00:52:02,949 --> 00:52:03,946 Bueno. 1063 00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:08,313 Fantastico. 1064 00:52:12,990 --> 00:52:14,622 Would you be willing to work topless? 1065 00:52:14,664 --> 00:52:15,661 Yes. 1066 00:52:16,996 --> 00:52:17,993 No. 1067 00:52:21,561 --> 00:52:25,902 You will lose out on work if you're not willing to do nudity. 1068 00:52:27,677 --> 00:52:30,365 So you'd be naked in a movie, but you wouldn't make out with me? 1069 00:52:30,407 --> 00:52:33,034 You'd show the whole world your boobs, but I'm not allowed to see? 1070 00:52:33,076 --> 00:52:34,308 You told me to say yes to everything, remember? 1071 00:52:34,350 --> 00:52:35,474 I told you to say no to that, Alana. 1072 00:52:35,516 --> 00:52:37,041 Well, I didn't know what to say. 1073 00:52:37,083 --> 00:52:38,245 Say "no!" 1074 00:52:39,919 --> 00:52:42,780 I would get naked in a movie if it gave me the part. 1075 00:52:42,822 --> 00:52:44,547 Actresses get naked in movies all the time. 1076 00:52:44,589 --> 00:52:45,780 What's wrong with that, Gary? 1077 00:52:45,822 --> 00:52:46,948 Because there's too much nudity 1078 00:52:46,990 --> 00:52:48,555 - in pictures right now. - Oh, come on. 1079 00:52:48,597 --> 00:52:50,960 And you're my friend. We're friends, Alana. 1080 00:52:51,002 --> 00:52:52,354 And you'd do it in a movie, 1081 00:52:52,396 --> 00:52:54,826 you'd show your boobs in a movie but you wouldn't show them to me! 1082 00:52:54,868 --> 00:52:57,625 Why won't you ask someone your age to see their boobs? 1083 00:52:57,667 --> 00:52:58,771 Because I'm asking you! 1084 00:53:33,806 --> 00:53:35,364 Do you really wanna see my boobs? 1085 00:53:35,406 --> 00:53:36,480 Yes. 1086 00:53:39,141 --> 00:53:41,144 - Where's Greg? - He's in his room. 1087 00:54:00,334 --> 00:54:01,604 Can I touch them? 1088 00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:04,673 No. 1089 00:54:06,406 --> 00:54:09,744 If you ever say anything to anyone, I'm never speaking to you ever again. 1090 00:54:10,939 --> 00:54:12,439 I'll see you tomorrow. 1091 00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:27,422 Do you think it's weird I hang out with Gary and his friends all the time? 1092 00:54:33,531 --> 00:54:34,539 No. 1093 00:54:39,045 --> 00:54:40,303 I think it's weird. 1094 00:54:47,044 --> 00:54:49,114 It is whatever you think it is. 1095 00:54:53,217 --> 00:54:54,848 I think it's weird that I hang out with Gary 1096 00:54:54,890 --> 00:54:57,056 and his 15-year-old friends all the time. 1097 00:55:03,802 --> 00:55:06,230 A public service from Earth Limited. 1098 00:55:12,737 --> 00:55:13,863 Are you happy? 1099 00:55:13,905 --> 00:55:16,602 Yes, I'm happy. Are you happy? 1100 00:55:16,644 --> 00:55:18,108 If you're happy, I'm happy. 1101 00:55:18,150 --> 00:55:19,944 Of course, I'm happy! 1102 00:55:19,986 --> 00:55:21,703 You look so great. 1103 00:55:21,745 --> 00:55:22,819 Really? 1104 00:55:23,925 --> 00:55:25,250 Wow. 1105 00:55:32,497 --> 00:55:34,290 The best kind of vinyl. 1106 00:55:34,332 --> 00:55:35,951 Like, "Land-ho..." 1107 00:55:35,993 --> 00:55:37,053 as it says on the sign. 1108 00:55:37,095 --> 00:55:38,155 It says "Land ho!" right there. 1109 00:55:38,197 --> 00:55:39,397 - You can float away on it. - Riverboat. 1110 00:55:39,439 --> 00:55:40,498 Great for your back and your neck. 1111 00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:41,663 And you could just float away on a boat. 1112 00:55:41,705 --> 00:55:42,726 Right on your back, or right here. 1113 00:55:42,768 --> 00:55:43,833 And Arabian vinyl 1114 00:55:43,875 --> 00:55:45,227 - is the best kind of vinyl. - It's the best kind. 1115 00:55:45,269 --> 00:55:47,303 Nothing will puncture. We tested it. 1116 00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:48,535 We tested it under, like, 1117 00:55:48,577 --> 00:55:50,504 the worst conditions. 1118 00:55:50,546 --> 00:55:52,336 This is our "Big Bernie." 1119 00:55:52,378 --> 00:55:55,076 - It's the "Serious Sleeper." - That right? Mmm-hmm. 1120 00:55:55,118 --> 00:55:58,918 Um... "It's the classic design copied by all the others." 1121 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,351 Guys, calm down. 1122 00:56:00,393 --> 00:56:02,248 Don't wrestle on the bed, okay? 1123 00:56:02,290 --> 00:56:04,352 I know she likes the bean bag, but you need the Big Bernie. 1124 00:56:04,394 --> 00:56:05,796 Deanna. 1125 00:56:09,730 --> 00:56:10,966 You stop! Shut up! 1126 00:56:15,636 --> 00:56:17,433 Sue Pomerantz. 1127 00:56:17,475 --> 00:56:19,039 Gary Valentine. 1128 00:56:21,139 --> 00:56:23,942 This is our "Arabian Night," 1129 00:56:23,984 --> 00:56:28,208 our highest-end model, and also made from 100% Arabian vinyl. 1130 00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:31,014 This is Fat Bernie's personal king-size mattress. 1131 00:56:31,056 --> 00:56:34,782 He has the heater, the headboard, the side ashtrays, 1132 00:56:34,824 --> 00:56:36,951 - and the lamp fixtures. - Hmm. 1133 00:56:36,993 --> 00:56:39,051 And what happens if Fat Bernie falls asleep 1134 00:56:39,093 --> 00:56:40,720 while he's smoking in his waterbed? 1135 00:56:40,762 --> 00:56:42,292 That is a great question. 1136 00:56:42,334 --> 00:56:45,627 Actually, the water is too cold to allow the cigarette to burn through. 1137 00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:47,132 - Oh, that's smart. - Uh-huh. 1138 00:56:47,174 --> 00:56:48,328 So, it's cold? 1139 00:56:48,370 --> 00:56:50,967 Well, in the summer, it is, and in the winter, it isn't. 1140 00:56:51,009 --> 00:56:53,702 Let me take you over here, "Land Ho, The Riverboat," 1141 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,232 made with, also, Arabian vinyl. 1142 00:56:55,274 --> 00:56:56,740 Hi, welcome to Fat Bernie's. 1143 00:56:56,782 --> 00:56:58,949 Don't forget to sit in the bean bag chair. 1144 00:57:00,016 --> 00:57:02,579 Fat Bernie's waterbeds, bean bag chairs. 1145 00:57:03,357 --> 00:57:05,186 Hi, welcome to Fat Bernie's. 1146 00:57:05,927 --> 00:57:06,924 Hi. 1147 00:57:07,921 --> 00:57:09,046 Welcome to Fat Bernie's. 1148 00:57:09,088 --> 00:57:10,656 These are UL approved. 1149 00:57:10,698 --> 00:57:12,149 And if they say you can do it, you can do it. 1150 00:57:12,191 --> 00:57:14,889 Hi. And who is this, Gary? 1151 00:57:14,931 --> 00:57:18,155 Gary. Hi. I'm the manager here. 1152 00:57:18,197 --> 00:57:19,331 - I'm Alana. - Mmm. 1153 00:57:19,373 --> 00:57:21,564 Alana, Sue. Sue, Alana. 1154 00:57:21,606 --> 00:57:22,631 - Hi. - Hello, 1155 00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:23,999 it's nice to meet you. 1156 00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:25,839 Hey, Gary, can I steal you for a second? 1157 00:57:25,881 --> 00:57:28,935 I just wanna see how you want these orders written out. 1158 00:57:28,977 --> 00:57:30,179 I'll be right there. 1159 00:57:31,311 --> 00:57:32,746 Well, I really need to know soon, 1160 00:57:32,788 --> 00:57:34,979 because I really want the paperwork to be correct. 1161 00:57:35,021 --> 00:57:37,008 We don't wanna get it wrong on the first day, do we? 1162 00:57:37,050 --> 00:57:38,187 I'll be right there. 1163 00:57:42,990 --> 00:57:44,190 Is everything okay? 1164 00:57:44,232 --> 00:57:45,588 Yes, of course. 1165 00:57:45,630 --> 00:57:46,656 Is that your girlfriend? 1166 00:57:46,698 --> 00:57:47,857 No, that is not my girlfriend. 1167 00:57:47,899 --> 00:57:49,791 Does it seem like she's my girlfriend? 1168 00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:50,837 Kind of. 1169 00:57:51,470 --> 00:57:52,859 No. I mean... 1170 00:57:52,901 --> 00:57:54,367 No. She works for me. 1171 00:57:54,409 --> 00:57:55,769 She used to be my babysitter. 1172 00:57:55,811 --> 00:57:57,028 Now, I'm gonna take you over here. This is the... 1173 00:58:23,869 --> 00:58:25,169 I'm so high. 1174 00:58:25,869 --> 00:58:27,776 Kirk got me stoned. 1175 00:58:30,046 --> 00:58:31,063 Okay... 1176 00:58:31,105 --> 00:58:32,998 I'm very happy, Gary. 1177 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:34,076 Mmm-hmm. 1178 00:58:34,118 --> 00:58:36,577 Congratulations. 1179 00:58:36,619 --> 00:58:38,403 We did this together, didn't we? 1180 00:58:38,445 --> 00:58:40,577 - Uh-huh. We did. Okay. - We did it. 1181 00:58:40,619 --> 00:58:41,955 Are you happy? 1182 01:00:49,850 --> 01:00:50,888 Oh, shit. 1183 01:00:51,853 --> 01:00:54,320 Hey, come back, toots. 1184 01:00:58,522 --> 01:01:00,024 Sunday Night Movie 1185 01:01:00,066 --> 01:01:02,383 presents some of the most outstanding feature films 1186 01:01:02,425 --> 01:01:04,120 in motion picture history. 1187 01:01:04,162 --> 01:01:06,938 Excuse me. What the fuck? 1188 01:01:14,611 --> 01:01:16,030 Alana. 1189 01:01:16,072 --> 01:01:19,576 You know, Rainbow, you're a complete mystery to me. 1190 01:01:19,618 --> 01:01:22,036 I don't know a word about you. 1191 01:01:22,078 --> 01:01:25,041 I don't know who your friends are, if you've got parents... 1192 01:01:25,083 --> 01:01:26,146 Alana! 1193 01:01:26,188 --> 01:01:27,684 ...if you're in some kind of trouble... 1194 01:01:29,694 --> 01:01:31,193 You can tell me, you know. 1195 01:01:32,725 --> 01:01:34,933 There's no mystery here, Frankie. 1196 01:01:36,803 --> 01:01:39,928 I come from Intercourse, Pennsylvania. 1197 01:01:39,970 --> 01:01:41,927 I know, I've heard all the jokes. 1198 01:01:41,969 --> 01:01:43,535 I didn't say a word. 1199 01:01:44,135 --> 01:01:46,000 It gets better. 1200 01:01:46,042 --> 01:01:47,364 You have to pass through "Faithful" 1201 01:01:47,406 --> 01:01:49,037 to get there. 1202 01:01:49,079 --> 01:01:51,375 That must be quite some cross to bear. 1203 01:01:54,488 --> 01:01:57,776 My parents are dead. 1204 01:01:57,818 --> 01:02:01,618 They were killed in an automobile accident five years ago. 1205 01:02:01,660 --> 01:02:04,384 They were nice people. 1206 01:02:04,426 --> 01:02:07,098 Nothing really happens in Intercourse, you know. 1207 01:02:08,296 --> 01:02:10,788 So as soon as I graduated high school, 1208 01:02:10,830 --> 01:02:14,732 I grabbed my bag and my guitar, and I came to California. 1209 01:02:17,510 --> 01:02:19,365 And, cut-a-rooski. 1210 01:02:19,407 --> 01:02:21,981 - That was wonderful. - Thank you, Alana. 1211 01:02:22,916 --> 01:02:24,775 This says you know how to ride a horse. 1212 01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:26,643 Yes. 1213 01:02:26,685 --> 01:02:28,350 And you speak Portuguese. 1214 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:30,111 Mmm-hmm. 1215 01:02:30,153 --> 01:02:33,081 Rainbow loves horses and archery. 1216 01:02:33,123 --> 01:02:35,154 That's a subplot we've been developing. 1217 01:02:35,196 --> 01:02:37,888 We would wanna make sure that actresses under consideration 1218 01:02:37,930 --> 01:02:40,052 are capable of doing these things. 1219 01:02:40,094 --> 01:02:41,462 Yes, I can do both. 1220 01:02:43,266 --> 01:02:45,998 Thank you, Alana. Thank you for coming. 1221 01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:48,500 I feel like I've been with Rainbow for 10 minutes, 1222 01:02:48,542 --> 01:02:49,702 don't you, Jack? 1223 01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:51,704 Absolutely. 1224 01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:54,146 Thank you, Mr. Holden. 1225 01:02:58,386 --> 01:02:59,613 You know... 1226 01:03:00,555 --> 01:03:03,716 you remind me of Grace. 1227 01:03:07,119 --> 01:03:08,226 Kelly? 1228 01:03:21,142 --> 01:03:23,261 Mr. Holden, 1229 01:03:23,303 --> 01:03:24,836 another martini, sir? 1230 01:03:25,303 --> 01:03:26,343 Yes, please. 1231 01:03:26,908 --> 01:03:27,971 Another? 1232 01:03:28,382 --> 01:03:30,040 Sure. 1233 01:03:30,082 --> 01:03:32,338 - Make it three. - Okay. 1234 01:03:32,380 --> 01:03:34,912 I've never had a martini before. 1235 01:03:35,655 --> 01:03:37,189 They're good. 1236 01:03:40,659 --> 01:03:41,919 The jungle. 1237 01:03:43,193 --> 01:03:44,857 That's where I'm most myself. 1238 01:03:46,436 --> 01:03:47,695 Not this jungle. 1239 01:03:49,195 --> 01:03:50,203 Africa. 1240 01:03:51,507 --> 01:03:54,895 Oh. Yes, Africa. 1241 01:03:54,937 --> 01:03:59,443 I saw two of my best Black friends beheaded in the Congo. 1242 01:04:00,610 --> 01:04:03,843 I'll tell you intimacies I've shared with no one. 1243 01:04:07,186 --> 01:04:09,783 But don't ask me about Kuala Lumpur. 1244 01:04:12,891 --> 01:04:14,293 Is this lines 1245 01:04:15,124 --> 01:04:16,856 or is this real? 1246 01:04:19,968 --> 01:04:21,960 You're such a delicate creature. 1247 01:04:23,638 --> 01:04:25,370 You are Rainbow. 1248 01:04:26,541 --> 01:04:28,260 I'm Jewish. 1249 01:04:30,304 --> 01:04:31,871 What's funny? 1250 01:04:34,573 --> 01:04:36,401 It's true. 1251 01:04:36,443 --> 01:04:39,319 Is that Rex damn Blau? 1252 01:04:39,919 --> 01:04:41,210 Who said Blau? 1253 01:04:41,252 --> 01:04:43,818 Right over here. Blau! 1254 01:04:46,121 --> 01:04:47,247 Jack! 1255 01:04:47,289 --> 01:04:48,383 Wait till you meet 1256 01:04:48,425 --> 01:04:50,353 this character. 1257 01:04:50,395 --> 01:04:54,293 Jack goddamn Holden. Bang. 1258 01:04:54,335 --> 01:04:57,631 You son of a bitch from hell, get over here. 1259 01:04:57,673 --> 01:04:59,964 You shiny, golden, 1260 01:05:00,006 --> 01:05:03,535 tall, inexpensive prick. 1261 01:05:03,577 --> 01:05:06,036 - My goodness. - It's so good to see you. 1262 01:05:06,078 --> 01:05:07,368 There is God's... 1263 01:05:10,517 --> 01:05:12,410 Think of any six numbers, I can guess them. 1264 01:05:12,452 --> 01:05:13,813 - Okay. - I can guess them. All right. 1265 01:05:13,855 --> 01:05:15,045 - Okay. - You're thinking 1266 01:05:15,087 --> 01:05:18,751 six, three, four, five. 1267 01:05:18,793 --> 01:05:20,087 - Hey. - Henri! 1268 01:05:20,129 --> 01:05:21,387 - Always happy to see you. - Good to see you. 1269 01:05:21,429 --> 01:05:22,724 - Good to see you as well. - Yeah, are you staying? 1270 01:05:22,766 --> 01:05:24,718 I'm great, yes. Of course. 1271 01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:26,861 Hey. We can always do take-out tonight. 1272 01:05:28,101 --> 01:05:29,124 - He looks around. - No way. 1273 01:05:29,166 --> 01:05:30,205 He's all scruffy. 1274 01:05:32,032 --> 01:05:35,004 Interesting development to the plot, Henri. 1275 01:05:35,046 --> 01:05:37,563 Well, let's not have any trouble, please. 1276 01:05:37,605 --> 01:05:38,832 No trouble, no trouble. 1277 01:05:38,874 --> 01:05:40,136 This is Tail o' the Cock, this is my place. 1278 01:05:40,178 --> 01:05:41,439 Yes, I'm staying. 1279 01:05:41,481 --> 01:05:43,145 It's a table for four, please. Table 38? 1280 01:05:43,187 --> 01:05:45,079 Well, tonight you might want a different table. 1281 01:05:45,121 --> 01:05:46,506 - What do you think? - Table 38, Henri. 1282 01:05:46,548 --> 01:05:48,146 With direct sight lines. 1283 01:05:48,188 --> 01:05:51,117 Direct sight lines, huh? Okay. 1284 01:05:57,196 --> 01:05:58,927 Oh, no. 1285 01:05:58,969 --> 01:06:01,303 Full of gas on the railroad. 1286 01:06:02,897 --> 01:06:05,858 Now, you know what I'd like to say... 1287 01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:07,703 Have you ever seen him on a bike? 1288 01:06:07,745 --> 01:06:09,031 I see it spin. 1289 01:06:09,073 --> 01:06:10,431 Good. 1290 01:06:10,473 --> 01:06:12,140 I know you know I knew 1291 01:06:12,182 --> 01:06:15,042 - and know I do. - No. Yeah, well... 1292 01:06:15,084 --> 01:06:16,777 I'm patient. I'm a patient man. 1293 01:06:16,819 --> 01:06:18,709 The hell you are. 1294 01:06:18,751 --> 01:06:20,708 There is this kind of a biblical feeling... 1295 01:06:20,750 --> 01:06:21,874 Yeah, but... It's just not. 1296 01:06:21,916 --> 01:06:23,512 Someone will be right over. 1297 01:06:23,554 --> 01:06:25,043 - Thank you, Henri. - Thank you. 1298 01:06:25,085 --> 01:06:26,554 Watch, you gotta watch him. 1299 01:06:26,596 --> 01:06:27,649 Oh, yeah. 1300 01:06:27,691 --> 01:06:29,724 Oh, no. Whatever it isn't. 1301 01:06:29,766 --> 01:06:30,988 Jack, 1302 01:06:31,030 --> 01:06:33,630 you know what I got out there in the parking lot right now? 1303 01:06:35,566 --> 01:06:36,768 - Right on. - Mmm. 1304 01:06:37,399 --> 01:06:39,165 650cc. 1305 01:06:39,207 --> 01:06:42,195 No, no. You mischievous man. 1306 01:06:42,237 --> 01:06:45,612 A full desert sled. It's out there for you, Jack. 1307 01:06:46,114 --> 01:06:48,145 It's built for you. 1308 01:06:48,187 --> 01:06:50,070 - I'm seeing it spin now. - It's spinning. 1309 01:06:50,112 --> 01:06:52,949 I know it's spinning, and it's gotta spin back. 1310 01:06:53,784 --> 01:06:55,085 Come on, you know you want it. 1311 01:06:55,127 --> 01:06:56,920 - No. - You know you need it. 1312 01:06:57,454 --> 01:06:58,583 Oh, yeah, you do. 1313 01:06:58,625 --> 01:07:00,747 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, you bet. 1314 01:07:00,789 --> 01:07:02,585 Gary, Gary, Gary, I see Alana. 1315 01:07:02,627 --> 01:07:05,325 Kirk, assassin's focus. 1316 01:07:05,367 --> 01:07:07,263 Gritted teeth and fixed bayonets. 1317 01:07:15,772 --> 01:07:17,006 - Armand! - Okay. Bastard. 1318 01:07:17,048 --> 01:07:18,101 What are you guys talking about? 1319 01:07:18,143 --> 01:07:19,533 Bastard. 1320 01:07:19,575 --> 01:07:21,206 What are we doing? 1321 01:07:21,248 --> 01:07:22,576 Yes, Mr. Rex? 1322 01:07:22,618 --> 01:07:25,608 Armand, I need three wing-back chairs from the bar, 1323 01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:26,876 I need a bottle of Everclear, 1324 01:07:26,918 --> 01:07:29,252 I need plenty of grease from the kitchen. 1325 01:07:29,294 --> 01:07:31,386 And I want you to meet me on the eighth hole 1326 01:07:31,428 --> 01:07:35,120 by the sand trap, dos minutos. Pronto. 1327 01:07:35,162 --> 01:07:36,519 Apurarse. 1328 01:07:36,561 --> 01:07:38,288 We're burning daylight! 1329 01:07:40,471 --> 01:07:43,836 I gotta do some prep. I'll see you kids later. 1330 01:07:52,843 --> 01:07:54,979 Did you see No Time for Honor? 1331 01:07:55,021 --> 01:07:56,312 - With Jack Holden? - Yeah. 1332 01:07:56,354 --> 01:07:57,980 Do you guys wanna order martinis? 1333 01:07:58,022 --> 01:07:59,809 I can get us martinis. 1334 01:07:59,851 --> 01:08:01,623 I'll get us four martinis right now. 1335 01:08:03,187 --> 01:08:06,588 "The Bridges span a narrow gap between two targets. 1336 01:08:06,630 --> 01:08:10,261 They're the most important targets in all of Korea. 1337 01:08:10,303 --> 01:08:12,997 Consequently, they're fortified accordingly. 1338 01:08:14,439 --> 01:08:17,163 Although we're only over the targets 30 seconds, 1339 01:08:17,205 --> 01:08:18,607 it's a lifetime." 1340 01:08:20,209 --> 01:08:22,007 We're going to Korea? 1341 01:08:23,510 --> 01:08:25,470 I don't understand. 1342 01:08:25,512 --> 01:08:27,076 But I'm sexy, right? 1343 01:08:27,118 --> 01:08:29,972 "Every gun imaginable 1344 01:08:30,014 --> 01:08:31,940 is hidden in those mountainsides. 1345 01:08:31,982 --> 01:08:34,344 And the men behind the guns..." 1346 01:08:34,386 --> 01:08:35,482 Mmm-hmm. 1347 01:08:35,524 --> 01:08:37,482 "They know where we're coming from 1348 01:08:37,524 --> 01:08:38,958 and where we're headed. 1349 01:08:40,530 --> 01:08:42,753 We're gonna fly right between them. 1350 01:08:42,795 --> 01:08:45,997 We're gonna fly low and straight 1351 01:08:46,039 --> 01:08:48,824 with no element of surprise. 1352 01:08:48,866 --> 01:08:50,706 And they're just sitting there 1353 01:08:51,339 --> 01:08:52,840 waiting for us, 1354 01:08:53,638 --> 01:08:55,073 hoping we'll come. 1355 01:08:59,242 --> 01:09:03,608 Those are the Bridges of Toko-San, Nancy." 1356 01:09:03,650 --> 01:09:05,378 Ladies and gentlemen, 1357 01:09:05,420 --> 01:09:07,611 good people of The Cock, 1358 01:09:07,653 --> 01:09:09,448 put that dinner down. 1359 01:09:09,490 --> 01:09:12,022 That salad can wait. 1360 01:09:12,064 --> 01:09:15,485 Let that steak get cold. 1361 01:09:15,527 --> 01:09:20,296 'Cause tonight, we have a man who needs no introduction, really. 1362 01:09:20,338 --> 01:09:22,464 His name is Mr. Jack Holden. 1363 01:09:27,245 --> 01:09:28,372 That's right. 1364 01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:31,311 And if you've seen his pictures, 1365 01:09:31,353 --> 01:09:34,675 then you know that every goddamn one of them 1366 01:09:34,717 --> 01:09:37,543 has got Jack riding a motorcycle, 1367 01:09:37,585 --> 01:09:39,679 as if it's the only way 1368 01:09:39,721 --> 01:09:41,651 to travel. 1369 01:09:41,693 --> 01:09:45,385 Whether he's in the jungle, or he's in Manila, 1370 01:09:45,427 --> 01:09:47,389 or he's in Paris, 1371 01:09:47,431 --> 01:09:50,559 or if he's in Rio de Janeiro. 1372 01:09:50,601 --> 01:09:53,525 They don't have taxis in the desert. 1373 01:09:55,042 --> 01:09:56,102 Thank you, Jack. 1374 01:09:57,242 --> 01:09:59,031 And for those of you 1375 01:09:59,073 --> 01:10:02,899 who perhaps may have seen a little film called, 1376 01:10:02,941 --> 01:10:05,506 The Bridges of Toko-San... 1377 01:10:05,548 --> 01:10:06,915 Yeah. 1378 01:10:08,756 --> 01:10:09,753 Kirk. 1379 01:10:11,056 --> 01:10:12,183 Jack 1380 01:10:12,225 --> 01:10:16,885 and the beautiful Grace Kelly. 1381 01:10:16,927 --> 01:10:21,227 Well, tonight, you're lucky, 'cause tonight, 1382 01:10:22,338 --> 01:10:25,737 we bring Toko-San right here to Encino. 1383 01:10:29,177 --> 01:10:31,103 That's right. That's right. 1384 01:10:31,145 --> 01:10:32,901 Thank you. Thank you. 1385 01:10:32,943 --> 01:10:36,271 On your feet now, follow me to the eighth hole. 1386 01:10:36,313 --> 01:10:37,650 Here we go. 1387 01:10:40,155 --> 01:10:41,654 Would you mind to play Grace? 1388 01:10:42,688 --> 01:10:44,943 Jack, I don't know how to ride a motorcycle. 1389 01:10:44,985 --> 01:10:46,923 You just have to hold on tight. 1390 01:10:48,094 --> 01:10:49,619 Let's ride. 1391 01:10:49,661 --> 01:10:52,764 That's my Rainbow. Rainbow rides. 1392 01:10:54,026 --> 01:10:57,955 Fire up those torches! Now! 1393 01:10:57,997 --> 01:11:00,495 Hold on, people. Single file. 1394 01:11:00,537 --> 01:11:03,933 Single file. There we go. 1395 01:11:03,975 --> 01:11:08,341 Okay. Right along the ridge. Right along the ridge. 1396 01:11:09,052 --> 01:11:10,638 Thank you, good people. 1397 01:11:12,782 --> 01:11:13,809 Okay, Armand, 1398 01:11:13,851 --> 01:11:15,788 will you handle that crowd for me? 1399 01:11:16,155 --> 01:11:17,218 Okay. 1400 01:11:18,494 --> 01:11:23,781 All right, people. I need some more flame. 1401 01:11:23,823 --> 01:11:25,292 More flame. 1402 01:11:28,464 --> 01:11:29,868 God. 1403 01:11:31,031 --> 01:11:33,331 It's a great night for a jump. 1404 01:11:39,512 --> 01:11:41,301 I can't believe it! 1405 01:11:41,343 --> 01:11:42,377 He came here. He's definitely gonna do it. 1406 01:11:42,419 --> 01:11:43,772 I can't wait to see this shit. 1407 01:11:43,814 --> 01:11:44,982 Oh, he's gonna do it. 1408 01:12:05,272 --> 01:12:06,576 All right. 1409 01:12:08,038 --> 01:12:10,536 Can I have some quiet on the set? 1410 01:12:11,707 --> 01:12:12,780 Roll sound. 1411 01:12:14,051 --> 01:12:15,442 Roll camera A. 1412 01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:17,620 Roll camera B. 1413 01:12:18,682 --> 01:12:21,085 Okay. Mark it. 1414 01:12:25,260 --> 01:12:26,959 Action, Jack. 1415 01:12:31,733 --> 01:12:34,560 Do you even remember what my real name is? 1416 01:12:35,765 --> 01:12:38,234 Whoa. 1417 01:12:46,141 --> 01:12:48,541 Keep your gas. Attaboy. Attaboy. 1418 01:12:53,290 --> 01:12:55,086 Looks like he's coming in hot. 1419 01:12:56,258 --> 01:12:59,629 I'm coming, Nancy! 1420 01:13:01,163 --> 01:13:02,223 Yeah! 1421 01:13:11,936 --> 01:13:13,399 I fucked up Danielle's guitar. 1422 01:13:13,441 --> 01:13:14,699 Are you okay? 1423 01:13:14,741 --> 01:13:16,845 I fucked up Danielle's guitar. 1424 01:13:19,148 --> 01:13:20,915 Oh, man. 1425 01:13:26,850 --> 01:13:28,447 I'm all right! 1426 01:13:36,094 --> 01:13:38,661 Toko-San! Toko-San! 1427 01:13:38,703 --> 01:13:42,164 Toko-San! Toko-San! Toko-San! Toko-San! 1428 01:13:45,034 --> 01:13:47,304 This man needs a drink! 1429 01:13:47,346 --> 01:13:49,395 - To the Cock! - To the Cock! 1430 01:13:52,140 --> 01:13:54,670 Toko-San! Toko-San! 1431 01:13:54,712 --> 01:13:56,446 Toko-San! 1432 01:14:01,227 --> 01:14:04,112 Toko-San! Toko-San! 1433 01:16:03,417 --> 01:16:06,203 ...decided to use their oil as a political weapon. 1434 01:16:06,245 --> 01:16:08,313 They will reduce oil production 1435 01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:09,982 by 5% a month 1436 01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:13,247 until the Israelis withdraw from occupied territory. 1437 01:16:13,289 --> 01:16:14,917 If the Arab countries keep that pledge, 1438 01:16:14,959 --> 01:16:17,049 it would reduce their production 1439 01:16:17,091 --> 01:16:19,750 by almost 50% in one year. 1440 01:16:19,792 --> 01:16:21,286 According to some of our leaders, 1441 01:16:21,328 --> 01:16:24,160 as the Arab oil embargo continues, 1442 01:16:24,202 --> 01:16:26,658 the situation will become increasingly worse 1443 01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:30,297 and we may be forced into a gas rationing program. 1444 01:16:30,339 --> 01:16:31,465 The immediate shortage 1445 01:16:31,507 --> 01:16:34,402 will affect the lives of each and every one of us. 1446 01:16:34,444 --> 01:16:37,004 In our factories, our cars, our homes, our offices, 1447 01:16:37,046 --> 01:16:39,403 we will have to use less fuel 1448 01:16:39,445 --> 01:16:41,273 than we are accustomed to using. 1449 01:16:41,315 --> 01:16:43,816 The fuel crisis need not mean... 1450 01:16:43,858 --> 01:16:46,018 Did you know there was an oil embargo? 1451 01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:48,353 ...require some sacrifice by all. 1452 01:16:48,395 --> 01:16:50,248 Wait, what? 1453 01:16:50,290 --> 01:16:51,822 Do you understand any of this? 1454 01:16:53,736 --> 01:16:55,290 Major tie-ups like these 1455 01:16:55,332 --> 01:16:58,031 are becoming more frequent in Los Angeles. 1456 01:16:58,073 --> 01:16:59,498 - Will your gas supplies... - Huh? 1457 01:16:59,540 --> 01:17:00,534 ...hold out very long? 1458 01:17:01,303 --> 01:17:04,195 The beds are made from vinyl, Gary. 1459 01:17:04,237 --> 01:17:06,468 Vinyl is made from oil. 1460 01:17:06,510 --> 01:17:07,602 Do you have any idea what that means? 1461 01:17:07,644 --> 01:17:08,766 It is? 1462 01:17:08,808 --> 01:17:10,839 Fucking duh. What did you think it was made out of? 1463 01:17:10,881 --> 01:17:11,939 - Gold? - I don't know. 1464 01:17:11,981 --> 01:17:14,142 I thought it was, um... 1465 01:17:14,184 --> 01:17:16,548 - What? Magic? - I thought it was... 1466 01:17:16,590 --> 01:17:17,650 Like a scientific fabric. 1467 01:17:17,692 --> 01:17:19,025 I thought it was like a rubber. 1468 01:17:21,225 --> 01:17:24,381 Which is also made out of oil, dipshit. 1469 01:17:24,423 --> 01:17:27,320 Filled up. Have to wait till I got some money to get it filled up. 1470 01:17:27,362 --> 01:17:28,858 I tried to pump gas 1471 01:17:28,900 --> 01:17:30,288 on the way home last night 1472 01:17:30,330 --> 01:17:31,861 and had a little success. 1473 01:17:31,903 --> 01:17:33,400 What little money I had on me, 1474 01:17:33,442 --> 01:17:36,999 I got a couple of dollars' worth, but, I'm afraid for the weekend. 1475 01:18:00,264 --> 01:18:02,762 It's the end of the world, Greggo. 1476 01:19:51,483 --> 01:19:52,673 Hey, fellas. 1477 01:19:52,715 --> 01:19:53,710 Hello. 1478 01:19:55,044 --> 01:19:56,975 Which one is in charge? Are you? Are you in charge? 1479 01:19:57,017 --> 01:19:58,179 Yeah, I'm in charge. 1480 01:19:58,221 --> 01:19:59,946 May I just speak with you for a second? 1481 01:19:59,988 --> 01:20:01,146 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks. 1482 01:20:01,188 --> 01:20:02,310 You can tell your crew to stop. 1483 01:20:02,352 --> 01:20:03,522 Stop for a sec, guys. 1484 01:20:04,252 --> 01:20:05,425 Um... 1485 01:20:06,656 --> 01:20:08,214 So, this is what I wanna say to you. 1486 01:20:08,256 --> 01:20:09,264 Um... 1487 01:20:10,868 --> 01:20:12,488 - Do you know who I am? - Yeah. 1488 01:20:12,530 --> 01:20:13,994 Do you know who my girlfriend is? 1489 01:20:15,001 --> 01:20:16,205 Barbra Streisand. 1490 01:20:16,872 --> 01:20:17,999 Barbra "Streisand." 1491 01:20:18,041 --> 01:20:19,498 - "Sand." - "Sand." Yeah, like "sands." 1492 01:20:19,540 --> 01:20:21,735 - Like the ocean, like beaches. - Barbra Streisand. 1493 01:20:21,777 --> 01:20:23,372 No. "Streisand." 1494 01:20:23,414 --> 01:20:24,741 "Sand." 1495 01:20:24,783 --> 01:20:26,744 - "Streisand." - "Streisand." 1496 01:20:29,116 --> 01:20:30,385 "Barbra Streisand." 1497 01:20:31,921 --> 01:20:33,223 "Barbra Streisand." 1498 01:20:34,958 --> 01:20:36,127 Are you fucking with me? 1499 01:20:36,961 --> 01:20:38,185 All right, let's get past that. 1500 01:20:38,227 --> 01:20:39,648 Hopefully, you never fucking meet her. 1501 01:20:39,690 --> 01:20:42,054 She'll fucking... You think I'm bad. 1502 01:20:42,096 --> 01:20:44,860 So, we're going to the movies right now and I'm on my way to pick her up, 1503 01:20:44,902 --> 01:20:46,321 so I'm gonna leave you here. 1504 01:20:46,363 --> 01:20:48,727 But, I wouldn't normally leave somebody in my house when I'm not there, 1505 01:20:48,769 --> 01:20:50,891 but I have to because you guys are so motherfucking late. 1506 01:20:50,933 --> 01:20:52,260 - I'm sorry. There was no gas. - Yeah, well, 1507 01:20:52,302 --> 01:20:54,937 that's an excuse I'm gonna shove up your fucking penis hole, man. 1508 01:20:56,649 --> 01:20:58,070 What's your name? 1509 01:20:58,112 --> 01:21:00,073 - Gary. - Gary. Gary. 1510 01:21:00,115 --> 01:21:01,436 How big is your penis hole? 1511 01:21:01,478 --> 01:21:02,943 It's regular sized. 1512 01:21:02,985 --> 01:21:04,515 Hmm. How would you know? 1513 01:21:04,557 --> 01:21:07,544 Imagine what that would feel like, if I shoved that excuse up there. 1514 01:21:07,586 --> 01:21:09,853 - That would hurt a lot, right? - Yeah. 1515 01:21:09,895 --> 01:21:11,781 But that's what I'd like to do. 1516 01:21:11,823 --> 01:21:13,451 I'm sorry, I don't wanna make you any more late 1517 01:21:13,493 --> 01:21:15,166 than you already are. You can leave. 1518 01:21:16,166 --> 01:21:18,059 Look at you, you cocky motherfucker. 1519 01:21:19,802 --> 01:21:20,897 I like it. 1520 01:21:27,238 --> 01:21:29,541 We speak the same language, huh? We're both from the streets. 1521 01:21:29,583 --> 01:21:30,701 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1522 01:21:30,743 --> 01:21:33,077 I didn't see it before. That's... Wow. 1523 01:21:33,119 --> 01:21:35,538 Wow, you get right in there and you do it. 1524 01:21:35,580 --> 01:21:37,575 Wow. You have a little, um... 1525 01:21:37,617 --> 01:21:38,908 You have a tincture in your left eye. 1526 01:21:38,950 --> 01:21:41,214 It means that you're deficient in vitamin K. 1527 01:21:41,256 --> 01:21:42,616 I'm like a fucking doctor. 1528 01:21:42,658 --> 01:21:45,790 You need to take more vitamin D and cod liver oil. 1529 01:21:45,832 --> 01:21:47,154 You see that Daytona Ferrari? 1530 01:21:47,196 --> 01:21:49,091 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's mine. 1531 01:21:50,331 --> 01:21:51,788 Gary, that's filled with gas. 1532 01:21:51,830 --> 01:21:53,922 That's gonna get me to the movies on time. 1533 01:21:53,964 --> 01:21:55,457 'Cause I'm not a shithead idiot fuck-up, 1534 01:21:55,499 --> 01:21:56,631 I'm Jon Peters. 1535 01:21:56,673 --> 01:21:59,265 My only problem in life is that I love tail too much. 1536 01:21:59,307 --> 01:22:01,213 I love it. I love it so much. 1537 01:22:02,209 --> 01:22:03,302 I love it so much. 1538 01:22:03,344 --> 01:22:04,941 - Is that your sister? - No. 1539 01:22:04,983 --> 01:22:06,647 - It's your girlfriend? - No. 1540 01:22:11,191 --> 01:22:13,390 I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day. 1541 01:22:14,556 --> 01:22:16,115 - You know how much tail I get? - No. 1542 01:22:16,157 --> 01:22:17,196 All of it. 1543 01:22:18,061 --> 01:22:19,618 It's all mine. 1544 01:22:19,660 --> 01:22:21,124 - You like Barbra Streisand? - Yeah... 1545 01:22:21,736 --> 01:22:23,453 - You do? - Mmm-hmm. 1546 01:22:23,495 --> 01:22:24,567 Do you? 1547 01:22:25,066 --> 01:22:26,063 Yeah. 1548 01:22:28,202 --> 01:22:29,692 I do, too. 1549 01:22:29,734 --> 01:22:31,244 Gets boring, but you know... 1550 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:34,006 Yeah. 1551 01:22:34,048 --> 01:22:36,038 I'm gonna kill you and your family 1552 01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:37,646 if you fuck up my house. 1553 01:22:39,087 --> 01:22:41,112 - Okay? Do you have a cat? - No. No. 1554 01:22:41,154 --> 01:22:42,281 - You got a dog? - No. 1555 01:22:42,323 --> 01:22:43,809 - Your brother and sister... - Brother. 1556 01:22:43,851 --> 01:22:45,215 Yeah. Your brother? I'm gonna fucking choke 1557 01:22:45,257 --> 01:22:46,449 your brother out right in front of you. 1558 01:22:46,491 --> 01:22:49,022 Okay, Steve's gonna look after you while I'm gone. 1559 01:22:49,064 --> 01:22:50,889 Uh, it's a pleasure to meet you, Gary. 1560 01:22:50,931 --> 01:22:52,355 I want you to be horrified. 1561 01:22:52,397 --> 01:22:54,321 - Okay. - Your life's on the line. 1562 01:22:54,363 --> 01:22:56,191 But you know from that, right? 1563 01:22:56,233 --> 01:22:57,435 It's the way of the streets. 1564 01:23:07,077 --> 01:23:08,807 Miss Streisand? 1565 01:23:08,849 --> 01:23:11,336 Hi, it's Steve. Mmm-hmm. 1566 01:23:11,378 --> 01:23:12,747 Yes, he just left. 1567 01:23:14,889 --> 01:23:18,884 I also thought you might wanna know that he ordered a waterbed this evening. 1568 01:23:18,926 --> 01:23:21,353 Right now. Mmm-hmm. 1569 01:23:21,395 --> 01:23:24,157 Four small children and a girl or a young woman. 1570 01:23:24,199 --> 01:23:26,386 To be honest, I don't know what she is. 1571 01:23:26,428 --> 01:23:28,896 Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. 1572 01:23:30,537 --> 01:23:35,309 Yes. Sure will. Thanks, Miss Streisand. Uh-huh. Bye. 1573 01:23:35,808 --> 01:23:37,102 Okay. 1574 01:23:55,592 --> 01:23:57,562 I used to work with Julie Andrews. 1575 01:23:57,797 --> 01:23:58,794 Oh. 1576 01:24:03,233 --> 01:24:04,899 She was difficult. 1577 01:24:05,807 --> 01:24:06,967 Mmm-hmm. 1578 01:24:16,349 --> 01:24:18,243 He said he was gonna kill Greg. 1579 01:24:57,817 --> 01:24:59,119 We're done, let's go. 1580 01:25:10,366 --> 01:25:11,425 Boo. 1581 01:25:14,471 --> 01:25:15,675 Jerks. 1582 01:25:17,543 --> 01:25:18,970 "I'm gonna choke your brother." 1583 01:25:19,012 --> 01:25:20,009 Uh-huh. 1584 01:25:21,176 --> 01:25:23,275 I kept it inside, but what I wanted to say was, 1585 01:25:23,317 --> 01:25:25,212 "No, I'm gonna choke you." 1586 01:25:25,254 --> 01:25:26,610 - Oh, yeah? - I would've said it. 1587 01:25:26,652 --> 01:25:28,015 I was trying to stay cool though. 1588 01:25:28,057 --> 01:25:29,755 I was trying to stay... 1589 01:25:45,369 --> 01:25:46,706 Scooch over. 1590 01:25:50,244 --> 01:25:53,108 Back it up. Oh, fuck. 1591 01:25:57,012 --> 01:25:58,680 We're going back up the hill, okay? 1592 01:25:58,722 --> 01:25:59,917 Okay. 1593 01:26:02,256 --> 01:26:03,480 How'd it turn out? 1594 01:26:03,522 --> 01:26:04,847 It was good. Went well. 1595 01:26:04,889 --> 01:26:06,381 You didn't fuck up my house, did you? 1596 01:26:06,423 --> 01:26:08,024 No. 1597 01:26:08,066 --> 01:26:09,720 You okay? Can you see okay? 1598 01:26:09,762 --> 01:26:11,256 - Yeah. - Well, why don't you just... 1599 01:26:11,298 --> 01:26:14,394 Why don't you just back in the driveway, and then you can go straight. 1600 01:26:16,875 --> 01:26:19,806 Steve. Steve. 1601 01:26:31,488 --> 01:26:34,882 You blew it, man. You blew it. Did she call? 1602 01:26:34,924 --> 01:26:36,051 No. 1603 01:26:36,093 --> 01:26:37,791 God damn it, Steve. 1604 01:26:41,727 --> 01:26:44,922 Where the fuck is the... God damn. 1605 01:26:44,964 --> 01:26:48,392 There's no gas-o in the goddamn car-o, Steve-o. 1606 01:26:48,434 --> 01:26:49,737 Motherfucker. 1607 01:26:58,008 --> 01:26:59,616 How long you guys been together? 1608 01:27:00,745 --> 01:27:02,478 - Me and her? - Yeah. 1609 01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:04,440 - Oh, we're not together. - We're not together. 1610 01:27:04,482 --> 01:27:05,490 Why not? 1611 01:27:06,156 --> 01:27:07,283 I don't know. 1612 01:27:08,959 --> 01:27:09,956 What? 1613 01:27:10,620 --> 01:27:12,055 I'm 28. 1614 01:27:12,097 --> 01:27:14,456 - What's that? - I'm 25. 1615 01:27:14,498 --> 01:27:16,193 You're 25? When's your birthday? 1616 01:27:17,300 --> 01:27:18,460 - December. - December. 1617 01:27:18,502 --> 01:27:20,494 Are you a Capricorn? Sagittarius? 1618 01:27:20,536 --> 01:27:21,756 - Sagittarius. - Sagittarius. 1619 01:27:21,798 --> 01:27:23,297 December what? 13? 1620 01:27:23,339 --> 01:27:25,167 - Fifteen. - Fifteen. 1621 01:27:25,209 --> 01:27:26,643 I was only two off. 1622 01:27:29,846 --> 01:27:31,442 What do you wanna do if you're not gonna do hair? 1623 01:27:31,484 --> 01:27:33,848 Do you have sisters, or brothers, or anything? 1624 01:27:34,149 --> 01:27:35,277 Sisters. 1625 01:27:35,319 --> 01:27:36,637 Are they older or younger? 1626 01:27:36,679 --> 01:27:37,740 Older. 1627 01:27:37,782 --> 01:27:39,117 So you're the youngest? 1628 01:27:42,226 --> 01:27:43,311 How about your dad? 1629 01:27:43,353 --> 01:27:45,286 Do you have a good relationship with your dad? 1630 01:27:45,328 --> 01:27:46,861 - Yeah. - What's he do? 1631 01:27:48,329 --> 01:27:49,452 Real estate. 1632 01:27:49,494 --> 01:27:51,128 Oh, yeah? 1633 01:27:51,170 --> 01:27:52,571 Did he teach you how to drive? 1634 01:27:53,502 --> 01:27:54,757 You're really good at it. 1635 01:27:54,799 --> 01:27:56,828 - Thanks. - Yeah. 1636 01:27:56,870 --> 01:27:59,908 It's not easy. Gary can't do it. 1637 01:28:08,513 --> 01:28:10,919 All right. Just slow it down now, okay? There she is. 1638 01:28:12,216 --> 01:28:14,780 Okay, do you have enough room? Yeah? 1639 01:28:14,822 --> 01:28:16,547 - Mm-hmm. - You sure? 1640 01:28:16,589 --> 01:28:17,720 I think so. 1641 01:28:17,762 --> 01:28:19,024 I parked on the side so no one would hit it. 1642 01:28:19,066 --> 01:28:20,319 You know what? Here. 1643 01:28:20,361 --> 01:28:22,492 I don't want you to have to bear the burden in case we hit it. 1644 01:28:22,534 --> 01:28:24,122 Here, why don't I take the wheel, 1645 01:28:24,164 --> 01:28:25,691 and then you just put your foot on the clutch 1646 01:28:25,733 --> 01:28:26,959 and just feather the brake. 1647 01:28:27,001 --> 01:28:28,996 That's it. We'll do it together, okay? 1648 01:28:29,038 --> 01:28:32,295 Yeah, we'll do it together, okay? Here we go. 1649 01:28:32,337 --> 01:28:36,068 Oh, yeah. Smooth. Smooth, yeah. Just breathe. 1650 01:28:36,110 --> 01:28:39,542 We got it. Yeah, we got it. I think we got it. 1651 01:28:39,584 --> 01:28:42,177 Look. Look, look. Over there. You see? 1652 01:28:42,219 --> 01:28:43,281 We got it. 1653 01:28:44,617 --> 01:28:46,051 We did it. 1654 01:28:46,093 --> 01:28:47,977 That's so good, Alana. 1655 01:28:48,019 --> 01:28:50,887 Oh. 1656 01:28:50,929 --> 01:28:52,749 - Yeah. No. - We didn't hit it at all. 1657 01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:54,017 I... 1658 01:28:54,059 --> 01:28:56,900 Oh, you smell so good. Whoo! 1659 01:28:57,866 --> 01:29:00,904 Gary. Gary, Gary, Gary. 1660 01:29:01,739 --> 01:29:04,039 Get some gas, I'll be on my way. 1661 01:29:06,876 --> 01:29:10,474 Oh, shit. Look at this line, man. 1662 01:29:12,815 --> 01:29:14,609 Fucking sardines packed in a can. 1663 01:29:14,651 --> 01:29:16,010 Go, just make a left here. 1664 01:29:16,052 --> 01:29:18,245 I'm not fucking waiting in this motherfucker. 1665 01:29:18,287 --> 01:29:20,383 All right, let that car just go past. There you go. 1666 01:29:20,425 --> 01:29:21,850 Okay, now, stop it. 1667 01:29:21,892 --> 01:29:23,686 Oh, they'll... They'll move out of the way. 1668 01:29:23,728 --> 01:29:26,061 Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, stop the car. 1669 01:29:28,833 --> 01:29:33,562 God! Fuck. Son of a bitch. Fucking shit! 1670 01:29:33,604 --> 01:29:35,136 What you got, motherfucker? 1671 01:29:35,903 --> 01:29:38,232 Fucking Chumash Territory! 1672 01:29:38,274 --> 01:29:40,504 Goddamn sons of bitches don't even know where they are. 1673 01:29:44,013 --> 01:29:46,181 Yeah, motherfucker, that's right. 1674 01:29:47,288 --> 01:29:48,821 It's my nozzle now. 1675 01:29:49,851 --> 01:29:51,383 Go. Let's go. Let's go. 1676 01:29:51,425 --> 01:29:52,618 - Just reverse it. - Now? 1677 01:29:52,660 --> 01:29:54,583 Reverse, reverse, reverse. 1678 01:29:54,625 --> 01:29:56,586 - It's your move! - Okay. 1679 01:29:56,628 --> 01:29:58,490 - Relax. - It's my nozzle. 1680 01:30:08,269 --> 01:30:11,833 Want some gas, Jon? I got your gas. 1681 01:30:11,875 --> 01:30:14,044 I got your gas right here, Jon. 1682 01:30:14,711 --> 01:30:16,816 Jon Peters' Ferrari... 1683 01:30:47,874 --> 01:30:48,981 No. 1684 01:30:49,381 --> 01:30:50,609 Come on. 1685 01:30:50,651 --> 01:30:51,984 Oh, no. 1686 01:30:53,915 --> 01:30:55,020 Where are we? 1687 01:30:55,851 --> 01:30:58,017 I don't know. 1688 01:30:58,059 --> 01:31:01,051 No, no, no, we ran out of gas. You have to push the truck. 1689 01:31:01,093 --> 01:31:02,553 The fuck are you staring at? Push the truck. 1690 01:31:02,595 --> 01:31:03,732 What are you doing? 1691 01:31:13,570 --> 01:31:14,600 Get in. 1692 01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:25,848 Hold on. 1693 01:32:57,277 --> 01:32:58,975 If we get lucky and make the light at Ventura, 1694 01:32:59,017 --> 01:33:01,471 I think I can make a right and get us to the 76 station. 1695 01:33:01,513 --> 01:33:03,887 If you make the left, the Mobil station's closer. 1696 01:33:23,464 --> 01:33:24,926 I'm gonna blow this stop sign. 1697 01:33:24,968 --> 01:33:26,074 I trust you. 1698 01:33:42,758 --> 01:33:44,719 Oh! 1699 01:33:44,761 --> 01:33:48,556 Oh, my... Alana! Hard! Core! 1700 01:33:48,598 --> 01:33:50,452 Hardcore, Alana! 1701 01:33:50,494 --> 01:33:52,894 Fellas, you okay back there? You okay? 1702 01:33:52,936 --> 01:33:55,193 Oh, my... We did it! We... You... 1703 01:33:55,235 --> 01:33:58,399 Alana, you did it. I... We did it! 1704 01:33:58,441 --> 01:33:59,568 Oh! 1705 01:33:59,610 --> 01:34:01,506 How did we survive? 1706 01:34:34,876 --> 01:34:35,948 What the... 1707 01:34:38,811 --> 01:34:41,283 It's a goddamn newsstand in the middle of fucking... 1708 01:34:50,061 --> 01:34:51,722 Yeah, you fucking... Yeah, that's right. 1709 01:35:00,172 --> 01:35:01,258 Did you hear that whole thing that went down 1710 01:35:01,300 --> 01:35:02,626 with that other instructor 1711 01:35:02,668 --> 01:35:04,195 at the courts the other day? It was, like... 1712 01:35:04,237 --> 01:35:05,628 - Hey. - Hi. 1713 01:35:05,670 --> 01:35:06,966 Do you like peanut butter sandwiches? 1714 01:35:07,008 --> 01:35:08,465 Peanut butter? 1715 01:35:08,507 --> 01:35:10,136 - Not really. No. - No? 1716 01:35:10,178 --> 01:35:11,807 Like, creamy or nutty? 1717 01:35:11,849 --> 01:35:13,168 However you like it. 1718 01:35:13,210 --> 01:35:15,142 I like it a bit nutty. 1719 01:35:15,184 --> 01:35:16,810 Who's got the better backhand? 1720 01:35:18,188 --> 01:35:19,716 You do. No, you have the serve. 1721 01:35:19,758 --> 01:35:20,944 You have a bigger serve. 1722 01:35:20,986 --> 01:35:22,655 - She's got a good ground game? - Yeah. 1723 01:35:37,779 --> 01:35:39,161 - Hello? - Brian? 1724 01:35:39,203 --> 01:35:40,211 Yes? 1725 01:35:41,010 --> 01:35:43,006 Hi, it's Alana Kane. 1726 01:35:43,048 --> 01:35:44,410 Drive their own cars... 1727 01:35:44,452 --> 01:35:45,612 Alana. 1728 01:35:46,444 --> 01:35:49,506 Wow. Hi. How are you? 1729 01:35:49,548 --> 01:35:51,010 I'm good. How are you? 1730 01:35:51,052 --> 01:35:52,520 I'm doing fine. 1731 01:35:53,352 --> 01:35:54,357 What are you doing? 1732 01:35:55,120 --> 01:35:56,392 Not much. 1733 01:35:58,298 --> 01:36:01,364 I was calling to see if you still work for Joel Wachs? 1734 01:36:02,063 --> 01:36:04,157 Yes, I sure do. 1735 01:36:04,199 --> 01:36:05,962 Well, do you need volunteers? 1736 01:36:06,573 --> 01:36:08,041 We always do. 1737 01:36:09,070 --> 01:36:10,241 Do you mean you? 1738 01:36:11,642 --> 01:36:12,705 Yes. 1739 01:36:14,075 --> 01:36:15,537 Alana... 1740 01:36:15,579 --> 01:36:18,702 please come and work with us. We need you. 1741 01:36:18,744 --> 01:36:20,012 I've seen how you do your homework. 1742 01:36:20,054 --> 01:36:22,376 Oh, my God, you remember that? 1743 01:36:22,418 --> 01:36:24,586 Yes, of course. How could I forget? 1744 01:36:25,922 --> 01:36:27,061 We need you. 1745 01:36:48,176 --> 01:36:49,199 Alana. 1746 01:36:49,241 --> 01:36:50,811 Hi. 1747 01:36:50,853 --> 01:36:52,307 - How are you? - Good. How are you? 1748 01:36:52,349 --> 01:36:53,503 I'm good. Good, it's good to see you. 1749 01:36:53,545 --> 01:36:54,573 Good to see you, too. 1750 01:36:54,615 --> 01:36:55,747 Let me introduce you to everybody. 1751 01:36:55,789 --> 01:36:57,410 Welcome to our campaign. 1752 01:36:57,452 --> 01:36:58,585 I'm just gonna give this to you. 1753 01:36:58,627 --> 01:37:00,149 Tess, this is Alana... 1754 01:37:00,191 --> 01:37:01,416 - Hi. - ...our newest volunteer. 1755 01:37:01,458 --> 01:37:03,582 - Nice to meet you. - Over here is Elizabeth. 1756 01:37:03,624 --> 01:37:05,089 We have Richard. They're in a meeting. 1757 01:37:05,131 --> 01:37:07,489 We have Spencer, Chuck's on the phone. 1758 01:37:07,531 --> 01:37:10,598 Let me introduce you. Hey, Ted. Ah, he's busy. 1759 01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:11,826 Don't worry about it. 1760 01:37:11,868 --> 01:37:13,260 So, here's where we're gonna be spending most of our time. 1761 01:37:13,302 --> 01:37:14,663 We're making phone calls. 1762 01:37:14,705 --> 01:37:16,770 Joel, you're the youngest councilman in the city, 1763 01:37:16,812 --> 01:37:18,433 you're also its only bachelor. 1764 01:37:18,475 --> 01:37:19,738 - Yes. - How do you find time 1765 01:37:19,780 --> 01:37:21,404 for a social life? 1766 01:37:21,446 --> 01:37:23,106 Being single means I have more time to work, 1767 01:37:23,148 --> 01:37:24,771 and a councilman's schedule 1768 01:37:24,813 --> 01:37:27,046 pretty much ruins the social life anyways, so... 1769 01:37:27,088 --> 01:37:28,949 What do your dates say about that? 1770 01:37:28,991 --> 01:37:30,443 They're not saying anything. 1771 01:37:30,485 --> 01:37:32,444 I'm not going on any dates. 1772 01:37:32,486 --> 01:37:33,944 As you can imagine, 1773 01:37:33,986 --> 01:37:35,246 it's probably pretty difficult for somebody 1774 01:37:35,288 --> 01:37:37,189 to be a part of all the social events that I'm a part of. 1775 01:37:37,231 --> 01:37:38,624 You know, keep up with my busy schedule. 1776 01:37:38,666 --> 01:37:39,787 But, um... 1777 01:37:39,829 --> 01:37:42,293 I imagine someday soon somebody's gonna come along 1778 01:37:42,335 --> 01:37:44,756 who'll wanna share that with me, so... 1779 01:37:44,798 --> 01:37:46,695 Certainly you have some prospects? 1780 01:37:46,737 --> 01:37:48,298 I can't tell you how many times I've heard, 1781 01:37:48,340 --> 01:37:49,966 "Boy, have I got the girl for you." 1782 01:37:50,008 --> 01:37:53,237 And I've met some pretty magnificent women through my district residents. 1783 01:37:53,279 --> 01:37:54,637 But I'll tell you what I tell them, 1784 01:37:54,679 --> 01:37:57,812 and that's, "I'm sorry but my time is spoken for." 1785 01:37:58,580 --> 01:38:00,609 - Well, good luck. - Thank you. 1786 01:38:00,651 --> 01:38:01,806 Let's get one photo for the paper, 1787 01:38:01,848 --> 01:38:02,982 if you don't mind, Councilman Wachs. 1788 01:38:03,024 --> 01:38:05,283 - It's "Wachs." - Wachs. Wachs. 1789 01:38:05,325 --> 01:38:07,717 If you don't mind, let's have you... Yeah. 1790 01:38:07,759 --> 01:38:09,388 Let's have you stand with your mother over here, yeah? 1791 01:38:09,430 --> 01:38:11,283 Have a nice little picture of you guys, and... 1792 01:38:11,325 --> 01:38:13,326 - For sure. - Since you're doing so much 1793 01:38:13,368 --> 01:38:15,163 for his campaign. 1794 01:38:15,205 --> 01:38:16,431 There you go. Put your hand... 1795 01:38:16,473 --> 01:38:18,464 Why don't you put your hand on her shoulder? And then, ma'am, 1796 01:38:18,506 --> 01:38:20,068 - if you grab the telephone... - Councilman? 1797 01:38:20,110 --> 01:38:21,470 - Yes? - We'll handle it, sir. 1798 01:38:21,512 --> 01:38:23,333 Wanted to introduce you to a friend of mine. This is Alana Kane. 1799 01:38:23,375 --> 01:38:24,468 - She's a volunteer. - Oh, hey. 1800 01:38:24,510 --> 01:38:25,567 - Oh, volunteer. Wow. - Hi. It's an honor 1801 01:38:25,609 --> 01:38:26,803 - to meet you. - Wow, what a pleasure. 1802 01:38:26,845 --> 01:38:27,840 No, I'm honored to meet you. Thank you for coming on board. 1803 01:38:27,882 --> 01:38:29,501 I have integrity. 1804 01:38:29,543 --> 01:38:30,678 Me too. 1805 01:38:30,720 --> 01:38:32,309 - I know. - Honest. 1806 01:38:32,351 --> 01:38:33,684 - Okay. - Mmm-hmm. I'm that too. 1807 01:38:34,886 --> 01:38:39,681 This is public land which the state bought for $34,000 1808 01:38:39,723 --> 01:38:41,852 when everyone knew it was worth millions. 1809 01:38:41,894 --> 01:38:45,187 Sam Yorty and his cronies would gladly destroy this beautiful 1810 01:38:45,229 --> 01:38:51,032 225,000 square acre mountain chain for favors, payoffs, and ugly houses 1811 01:38:51,074 --> 01:38:53,199 that only their friends can afford. 1812 01:38:53,241 --> 01:38:55,829 But it needn't be that way, you see. 1813 01:38:55,871 --> 01:38:57,997 I understand it's crazy, 1814 01:38:58,039 --> 01:38:59,941 and everybody's talking about a revolution, 1815 01:38:59,983 --> 01:39:02,212 but it doesn't have to be that. 1816 01:39:02,254 --> 01:39:05,546 All that we need are people in positions of power 1817 01:39:05,588 --> 01:39:09,180 to remember to be who they were when they were voted in. 1818 01:39:09,222 --> 01:39:11,013 And cut. That was great. 1819 01:39:11,055 --> 01:39:12,784 - I think that was the one. - That felt really good. 1820 01:39:12,826 --> 01:39:14,052 - Yeah, I mean, that was terrific, Joel. - It was great. 1821 01:39:14,094 --> 01:39:15,595 It did. 1822 01:39:28,571 --> 01:39:29,969 You ready? We good? 1823 01:39:30,011 --> 01:39:31,234 - Yeah. - Good. 1824 01:39:32,513 --> 01:39:34,167 What would you say to the people that think 1825 01:39:34,209 --> 01:39:37,072 you're too young and don't have enough experience? 1826 01:39:37,114 --> 01:39:39,079 I would say, "Thank you very much for the compliment." 1827 01:39:39,121 --> 01:39:40,216 Sorry, sorry, just... 1828 01:39:40,258 --> 01:39:41,786 Can you say that again? We didn't get that. 1829 01:39:43,728 --> 01:39:44,754 Really? 1830 01:39:44,796 --> 01:39:46,485 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1831 01:39:46,527 --> 01:39:48,582 Sorry, Councilman. 1832 01:39:48,624 --> 01:39:50,300 Everybody rolling? Good? 1833 01:39:51,637 --> 01:39:52,632 One more time. 1834 01:39:53,562 --> 01:39:55,329 So, Councilman, 1835 01:39:55,371 --> 01:39:57,092 what would you say to the people that say, 1836 01:39:57,135 --> 01:39:59,766 "You're too young and don't have enough experience"? 1837 01:39:59,808 --> 01:40:02,137 I would say, "Thank you very much for the compliment." 1838 01:40:02,881 --> 01:40:04,139 The way I look at it... 1839 01:40:05,283 --> 01:40:06,606 I'm sorry. Are you rolling? Did you... 1840 01:40:06,648 --> 01:40:08,778 - Are you rolling? - I think we rolled out. 1841 01:40:10,223 --> 01:40:11,914 We're gonna need to take five. I'm so sorry. 1842 01:40:11,956 --> 01:40:14,175 It's okay. It's okay. 1843 01:40:14,217 --> 01:40:16,119 So, Joel, don't forget, tomorrow we got that 1844 01:40:16,161 --> 01:40:17,683 Toluca Lake neighborhood council thing. 1845 01:40:17,725 --> 01:40:18,855 - Yeah. - They'd love you there at 10, 1846 01:40:18,897 --> 01:40:19,916 if you can get there. 1847 01:40:19,958 --> 01:40:21,022 What's been going on with the pinball? 1848 01:40:21,064 --> 01:40:22,092 Art's calling me... 1849 01:40:22,134 --> 01:40:23,192 Did you hear about Judge Sachs? 1850 01:40:23,234 --> 01:40:24,294 - I did, yeah. - It's over. 1851 01:40:24,336 --> 01:40:25,792 He lost five games to nothing. So that's done. 1852 01:40:25,834 --> 01:40:27,790 - That's it? - Pinball will be legal again 1853 01:40:27,832 --> 01:40:29,465 in LA for the first time since... 1854 01:40:29,507 --> 01:40:31,300 - Wow - It's been illegal since 1939. 1855 01:40:31,342 --> 01:40:33,202 - Can you believe it? - I can believe it. 1856 01:40:33,244 --> 01:40:34,702 It's an outmoded discriminatory law 1857 01:40:34,744 --> 01:40:36,707 in the first place so, of course it took this long. 1858 01:40:36,749 --> 01:40:39,901 If I'm gonna call Art, I need to know 100% that this thing is passing. 1859 01:40:39,943 --> 01:40:40,969 Oh, it's passing. It's done. 1860 01:40:41,011 --> 01:40:42,272 I talked to all my people with the court. 1861 01:40:42,314 --> 01:40:43,377 It's over. 1862 01:40:43,419 --> 01:40:45,212 - Decision comes out tomorrow. - Good. 1863 01:40:46,752 --> 01:40:49,478 Yes, it's Gary Valentine. 1864 01:40:49,520 --> 01:40:53,695 I started a new company, and, um, I'm looking for some pinball machines. 1865 01:40:58,033 --> 01:40:59,030 No? 1866 01:40:59,364 --> 01:41:01,325 Okay. 1867 01:41:01,367 --> 01:41:03,801 Well, thank you for picking up my call. Have a good day, Jimmy. 1868 01:41:08,512 --> 01:41:10,272 Are you doing what I think you're doing? 1869 01:41:12,711 --> 01:41:14,477 What do you think I'm doing? 1870 01:41:14,519 --> 01:41:16,685 Calling people about pinball machines. 1871 01:41:18,122 --> 01:41:19,457 That's what I'm doing. 1872 01:41:21,551 --> 01:41:22,559 Because? 1873 01:41:24,025 --> 01:41:26,853 Because we could be the first place open that has them. 1874 01:41:26,895 --> 01:41:29,731 Because we could start "Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace." 1875 01:41:30,732 --> 01:41:32,322 You know, we spent the day with a great man 1876 01:41:32,364 --> 01:41:35,024 who's really trying to make a change on how this city runs, 1877 01:41:35,066 --> 01:41:36,597 and the only thing you fucking heard was, 1878 01:41:36,639 --> 01:41:38,860 "Pinball machines are about to be legal." 1879 01:41:38,902 --> 01:41:40,596 I heard other things, too. 1880 01:41:47,086 --> 01:41:50,382 Yello. Gary Valentine here. 1881 01:41:50,424 --> 01:41:52,610 Don, thank you for calling me back so swiftly. 1882 01:41:52,652 --> 01:41:53,886 "Swiftly"? 1883 01:41:53,928 --> 01:41:55,923 - Who are you? - Yes. 1884 01:41:56,323 --> 01:41:58,217 Yes. 1885 01:41:58,259 --> 01:42:00,723 Is there a time that's convenient for you, within your plans, 1886 01:42:00,765 --> 01:42:02,352 that I could come lay some eyes on the equipment? 1887 01:42:02,394 --> 01:42:07,062 - Give me a fucking break, Gary. - Great. Great. 1888 01:42:07,104 --> 01:42:10,793 I'm 10 minutes away, I'll be right over. Thank you so much, Don. 1889 01:42:10,835 --> 01:42:12,029 I'm not driving you. 1890 01:42:12,071 --> 01:42:14,497 That's great news 'cause I can drive myself. 1891 01:42:14,539 --> 01:42:15,570 Hmm. 1892 01:42:15,612 --> 01:42:18,073 You're gonna go on your own? Big man. 1893 01:42:18,115 --> 01:42:19,276 Yes, I am. 1894 01:42:23,858 --> 01:42:27,856 You smoke those cigarettes, you're gonna throw up like a little bitch. 1895 01:42:31,360 --> 01:42:32,432 These cigarettes? 1896 01:42:33,132 --> 01:42:34,434 These ones right here? 1897 01:42:35,629 --> 01:42:37,437 "King size Mayburn." 1898 01:42:42,804 --> 01:42:44,445 You don't have the balls. 1899 01:43:08,795 --> 01:43:10,834 I'm cooler than you. 1900 01:43:11,302 --> 01:43:13,392 Don't forget it. 1901 01:43:13,434 --> 01:43:16,060 I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady. 1902 01:43:16,102 --> 01:43:18,129 - What was that? - I said "milady." 1903 01:43:18,171 --> 01:43:19,535 - I said "milady." - What was that, then? 1904 01:43:19,577 --> 01:43:20,804 - What was that? - "My lady." 1905 01:43:20,846 --> 01:43:23,748 I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not. 1906 01:43:25,145 --> 01:43:28,412 You're not cool, and your breath smells. 1907 01:43:30,990 --> 01:43:31,987 Says you. 1908 01:43:32,653 --> 01:43:33,758 And you're old. 1909 01:43:35,687 --> 01:43:36,860 I'm old? 1910 01:43:37,923 --> 01:43:40,159 I don't know what's cool? 1911 01:43:40,201 --> 01:43:42,537 Changing the world isn't cool? 1912 01:43:43,502 --> 01:43:44,897 Go ask Brian if you're cool. 1913 01:43:44,939 --> 01:43:45,936 I will. 1914 01:43:46,604 --> 01:43:48,563 Who thinks you're cool, Gary? 1915 01:43:48,605 --> 01:43:50,664 Your waterbed fans? 1916 01:43:50,706 --> 01:43:52,679 Sue, Kirk, and Mark? 1917 01:43:53,548 --> 01:43:56,005 I hang out with more people than that. 1918 01:43:56,047 --> 01:43:58,443 You don't even know what's going on in the world. 1919 01:43:59,820 --> 01:44:02,009 You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine 1920 01:44:02,051 --> 01:44:03,677 and whatever stupid shit you come up with. 1921 01:44:03,719 --> 01:44:04,814 - It does. - It doesn't. 1922 01:44:04,856 --> 01:44:06,945 - It does. - It doesn't. It's about more. 1923 01:44:06,987 --> 01:44:08,505 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is. 1924 01:44:08,584 --> 01:44:09,436 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is. 1925 01:44:09,498 --> 01:44:10,756 Alana, you would still be taking pictures 1926 01:44:10,798 --> 01:44:14,360 at my high school of children if it wasn't for me. 1927 01:44:19,574 --> 01:44:22,038 You're talking about pinball machines... 1928 01:44:22,704 --> 01:44:24,546 I'm a politician. 1929 01:44:27,976 --> 01:44:29,914 I need to get my life together. 1930 01:44:33,420 --> 01:44:35,379 So, get it together. 1931 01:44:35,421 --> 01:44:36,886 Where are you going? 1932 01:44:36,928 --> 01:44:38,154 I'm going out. 1933 01:44:38,920 --> 01:44:40,761 Okay, I'll take you. 1934 01:44:43,263 --> 01:44:46,426 Come on, you wanna go see these stupid pinball machines or what? 1935 01:44:48,262 --> 01:44:51,294 Gary, I'm gonna take you, it's fine. 1936 01:44:51,336 --> 01:44:52,575 Gary. 1937 01:44:53,770 --> 01:44:56,061 What is your problem? 1938 01:44:56,103 --> 01:44:57,899 Don't you get in that car. 1939 01:44:57,941 --> 01:45:00,242 Don't you fucking get in that car. 1940 01:45:01,442 --> 01:45:04,313 Gary fucking Valentine, if you get in that... 1941 01:45:04,355 --> 01:45:06,411 I will never speak to you ever again. 1942 01:45:16,527 --> 01:45:17,963 Just stop. 1943 01:45:45,958 --> 01:45:47,590 Good morning. This is Alana Kane 1944 01:45:47,632 --> 01:45:48,919 calling from Councilman Joel Wachs' office. 1945 01:45:48,961 --> 01:45:50,161 Am I catching you at a good time? 1946 01:45:52,635 --> 01:45:54,128 I'm calling to ask if you've heard 1947 01:45:54,170 --> 01:45:56,497 of the councilman's efforts to reduce corruption in our local... 1948 01:45:58,176 --> 01:45:59,676 Well, fuck you, then. 1949 01:46:04,274 --> 01:46:06,607 So, um, what's going on with the analysis? 1950 01:46:06,649 --> 01:46:08,375 Oh, yeah, that's Len Barton's thing. 1951 01:46:08,417 --> 01:46:10,303 They're small, but... 1952 01:46:10,345 --> 01:46:11,812 Good morning. This is Alana Kane 1953 01:46:11,854 --> 01:46:13,042 calling from Councilman Joel Wachs' office. 1954 01:46:13,084 --> 01:46:14,581 Am I catching you at a good time? 1955 01:46:17,987 --> 01:46:19,079 Yes, I'm calling... 1956 01:46:19,121 --> 01:46:20,280 - Alana. - Oh, I'm so sorry, 1957 01:46:20,322 --> 01:46:21,585 - I have to go. - Oh, sorry about that. 1958 01:46:21,627 --> 01:46:22,821 - Um... - Sorry. 1959 01:46:22,863 --> 01:46:23,992 Is it okay if I tell you something? 1960 01:46:24,034 --> 01:46:25,117 Yeah. 1961 01:46:25,159 --> 01:46:27,928 Um, I've been known to be 1962 01:46:27,970 --> 01:46:31,327 a little forgetful, absent-minded, and, um... 1963 01:46:31,369 --> 01:46:34,262 Look at me, I can't even remember what I'm saying. 1964 01:46:34,304 --> 01:46:35,562 But, ever since you've gotten here, 1965 01:46:35,604 --> 01:46:40,133 I've been very organized, capable, and inspired. 1966 01:46:40,175 --> 01:46:43,312 So, thank you for that. 1967 01:46:43,354 --> 01:46:44,722 Thank you, Councilman. 1968 01:46:45,387 --> 01:46:46,383 That's it. 1969 01:47:05,302 --> 01:47:06,833 Good morning. This is Alana Kane 1970 01:47:06,875 --> 01:47:08,032 calling from Joel Wachs' office. 1971 01:47:08,074 --> 01:47:09,747 Am I catching you at a good time? 1972 01:47:10,747 --> 01:47:12,108 I'm calling to ask if you've heard 1973 01:47:12,150 --> 01:47:14,543 of the councilman's efforts to reduce corruption in our local... 1974 01:47:16,552 --> 01:47:18,250 Well, fuck you, then. 1975 01:47:23,591 --> 01:47:26,458 Councilman Joel Wachs' office. This is Alana. How may I help you? 1976 01:47:26,500 --> 01:47:28,721 - Hey, it's me. - Oh, hey. 1977 01:47:28,763 --> 01:47:30,053 What are you doing? 1978 01:47:30,095 --> 01:47:32,526 Working. What are you doing? 1979 01:47:32,568 --> 01:47:37,234 Gary just came by and dropped off a flier for his Pinball Palace. 1980 01:47:37,276 --> 01:47:39,197 What did he say? 1981 01:47:39,239 --> 01:47:41,531 Well, he wanted to see if we would go. 1982 01:47:41,573 --> 01:47:44,242 And he wanted to make sure you knew about it. 1983 01:47:44,284 --> 01:47:45,674 What else did he say? 1984 01:47:46,342 --> 01:47:48,182 Well, I think he misses you. 1985 01:47:48,683 --> 01:47:50,382 He said that? 1986 01:47:50,424 --> 01:47:53,451 No, but he looked really sad. 1987 01:47:54,094 --> 01:47:55,288 And sweet. 1988 01:47:56,186 --> 01:47:58,027 He asked about Brian. 1989 01:47:59,692 --> 01:48:00,689 Hmm. 1990 01:48:01,801 --> 01:48:04,757 You should just go to his pinball store. 1991 01:48:04,799 --> 01:48:06,221 I can't, I'm working. 1992 01:48:06,263 --> 01:48:08,433 But they have free Pepsi. 1993 01:48:09,101 --> 01:48:11,930 And it's open till midnight. 1994 01:48:11,972 --> 01:48:13,931 - Pepsi... - There's a band. 1995 01:48:13,973 --> 01:48:15,400 Free Pepsi... Danielle, 1996 01:48:15,442 --> 01:48:17,767 I'm eliminating state property tax for the elderly, 1997 01:48:17,809 --> 01:48:19,819 and saving the mountains, and you're talking about free Pepsi. 1998 01:48:20,984 --> 01:48:23,790 Brian, do you see that guy over there? 1999 01:48:26,821 --> 01:48:28,247 Number 12 guy? 2000 01:48:28,289 --> 01:48:31,019 Yeah. I think he's spying on us. 2001 01:48:31,061 --> 01:48:33,162 He keeps looking over here like a creep. 2002 01:48:34,897 --> 01:48:36,462 He doesn't look weird to you? 2003 01:48:38,998 --> 01:48:40,465 He does a little. 2004 01:48:40,507 --> 01:48:42,631 He's been there all morning. 2005 01:48:42,673 --> 01:48:44,338 Go say something to him. 2006 01:48:45,004 --> 01:48:46,806 Just leave him. 2007 01:48:46,848 --> 01:48:48,807 If he stays there too long, I'll say something. 2008 01:48:48,849 --> 01:48:50,509 Yeah, you too. Thursday? 2009 01:48:55,652 --> 01:48:56,856 Can I help you? 2010 01:48:57,819 --> 01:48:59,023 I don't know. 2011 01:48:59,856 --> 01:49:01,520 You're staring at our office. 2012 01:49:02,597 --> 01:49:05,654 Yeah, my eyes need someplace to go. 2013 01:49:05,696 --> 01:49:07,031 What are you doing here? 2014 01:49:07,996 --> 01:49:09,085 I'm waiting for my friend. 2015 01:49:09,127 --> 01:49:10,331 Who's your friend? 2016 01:49:11,536 --> 01:49:12,872 No one you'd know. 2017 01:49:14,372 --> 01:49:15,900 Move it. 2018 01:49:15,942 --> 01:49:18,128 Away from our office. Go down the street. 2019 01:49:18,170 --> 01:49:19,801 Well... 2020 01:49:19,843 --> 01:49:22,008 This is a free country... 2021 01:49:22,050 --> 01:49:26,117 so why don't you just go on back to your little office 2022 01:49:27,854 --> 01:49:30,550 before I start asking you questions. 2023 01:49:31,855 --> 01:49:33,355 Is there a problem? 2024 01:49:33,789 --> 01:49:35,225 Not from me. 2025 01:49:36,223 --> 01:49:38,018 Why don't you get out of here? 2026 01:49:38,060 --> 01:49:40,693 Hmm? Oh, yeah, I'm on my way. 2027 01:49:40,735 --> 01:49:42,562 - What was he saying? - I don't know. 2028 01:49:50,570 --> 01:49:51,868 - Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. - Tonight. 2029 01:49:51,910 --> 01:49:52,913 Come out to the Pinball Palace. 2030 01:49:54,146 --> 01:49:55,199 Come to Fat Bernie's 2031 01:49:55,241 --> 01:49:57,340 Pinball Palace tonight. 2032 01:49:57,382 --> 01:49:59,545 Guest band and a free Pepsi. Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. 2033 01:49:59,587 --> 01:50:01,714 2001. Fireball. Jive Time. 2034 01:50:01,756 --> 01:50:03,114 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace, tonight. 2035 01:50:03,156 --> 01:50:04,541 Kirk's gonna pick you up after school. 2036 01:50:04,583 --> 01:50:06,211 Hand as many of these out as you can. 2037 01:50:06,253 --> 01:50:07,877 - Okay. - Okay. I love you. 2038 01:50:07,919 --> 01:50:10,657 No age limit at Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace tonight. 2039 01:50:12,099 --> 01:50:14,652 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown. 2040 01:50:14,699 --> 01:50:15,728 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown. 2041 01:50:15,771 --> 01:50:17,193 Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown. 2042 01:50:17,235 --> 01:50:19,161 Come to Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown. 2043 01:50:19,203 --> 01:50:20,230 We got Fireball, we got Jive Time... 2044 01:50:20,272 --> 01:50:22,140 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown. 2045 01:50:22,227 --> 01:50:23,360 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown. 2046 01:50:23,436 --> 01:50:24,571 Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. 2047 01:50:24,613 --> 01:50:26,403 Free Pepsi. Opens at sundown. 2048 01:50:26,445 --> 01:50:28,739 We got Fireball at Pinball Palace. Fat Bernie's. 2049 01:50:28,781 --> 01:50:30,137 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 2050 01:50:30,179 --> 01:50:32,372 - Hey, Kirk. - Ladies. 2051 01:50:32,414 --> 01:50:35,286 Hi, Gary. Please step up over here. 2052 01:50:37,957 --> 01:50:39,851 You have a dinner tonight, sir? 2053 01:50:40,463 --> 01:50:42,081 I hope so. I hope so. 2054 01:50:42,123 --> 01:50:43,489 That's great. 2055 01:50:43,531 --> 01:50:45,197 Jacket. Mmm-hmm. 2056 01:51:14,158 --> 01:51:17,791 Hey, hey, buddy, buddy, buddy. 2057 01:51:17,833 --> 01:51:19,166 You're gonna break the machine. 2058 01:51:22,569 --> 01:51:23,566 Hey. 2059 01:51:24,134 --> 01:51:25,502 Hey, man, cool out. 2060 01:51:26,568 --> 01:51:29,100 Hey, can you hear me? Buddy, stop! 2061 01:51:29,142 --> 01:51:31,508 Hey, I'm telling you to fuck off, man. 2062 01:51:42,187 --> 01:51:44,445 Okay. Okay, you're out of here. 2063 01:51:44,487 --> 01:51:45,588 You're out of here. 2064 01:51:51,494 --> 01:51:53,654 Come inside when you're ready to be cool. 2065 01:51:53,696 --> 01:51:56,629 What is this? What is this? 2066 01:51:56,671 --> 01:51:57,732 Bikes to the side. 2067 01:51:57,774 --> 01:51:59,001 Jack, Matty, bikes to the side. 2068 01:51:59,043 --> 01:52:00,492 - They are on the side! - Bikes to the side, 2069 01:52:00,534 --> 01:52:02,144 you're blocking the entrance! 2070 01:52:15,989 --> 01:52:17,159 Hand me that jacket. 2071 01:52:17,893 --> 01:52:20,080 Here. Don't know whose it is. 2072 01:52:20,122 --> 01:52:21,130 Yeah. 2073 01:52:25,637 --> 01:52:26,894 I'm really glad you're here. 2074 01:52:28,572 --> 01:52:29,666 I told you that? 2075 01:52:31,037 --> 01:52:32,405 I'm glad I'm here, too. 2076 01:52:52,161 --> 01:52:54,388 Councilman Wachs' office. Alana speaking. 2077 01:52:54,430 --> 01:52:56,724 Oh, Alana, I'm so glad I caught you. 2078 01:52:56,766 --> 01:52:57,851 Oh, hi, Councilman. 2079 01:52:57,893 --> 01:52:59,996 Hi. I was wondering, if you're not too busy, 2080 01:53:00,038 --> 01:53:02,436 if you could come meet me for a drink? 2081 01:53:04,167 --> 01:53:05,196 Me? 2082 01:53:05,238 --> 01:53:07,502 Yes, you. It'll be nice, right? 2083 01:53:07,544 --> 01:53:10,510 We could have a quick drink, I was thinking, Rive Gauche? 2084 01:53:11,275 --> 01:53:12,873 That sounds nice. 2085 01:53:12,915 --> 01:53:15,308 Just one small drink. 2086 01:53:15,350 --> 01:53:17,340 I don't wanna keep you too long, but, um, 2087 01:53:17,382 --> 01:53:20,011 you should come straight away. 2088 01:53:20,053 --> 01:53:21,191 It's important. 2089 01:53:22,089 --> 01:53:23,514 Right, straight away. 2090 01:53:23,556 --> 01:53:24,917 Thanks so much, Alana. See you soon. 2091 01:53:24,959 --> 01:53:25,954 I'll see you soon. 2092 01:53:28,593 --> 01:53:30,200 The councilman forgot his wallet. 2093 01:53:30,767 --> 01:53:32,268 - Again? - Yeah. 2094 01:53:34,740 --> 01:53:36,404 He's never gonna win, is he? 2095 01:53:37,037 --> 01:53:38,142 What do you mean? 2096 01:53:38,911 --> 01:53:42,063 He's a mess. Forgets everything. 2097 01:53:42,105 --> 01:53:45,000 If it's not his wallet, it's his keys or his briefcase. 2098 01:53:45,042 --> 01:53:47,276 I've gone to his house three times to pick up paperwork. 2099 01:53:47,318 --> 01:53:49,384 Yeah, but that doesn't mean he's not gonna win. 2100 01:53:51,889 --> 01:53:53,714 - I'll go with you. - No. 2101 01:53:53,756 --> 01:53:54,753 No. 2102 01:53:55,758 --> 01:53:57,215 No. 2103 01:53:57,257 --> 01:53:59,164 Just finish locking up. 2104 01:53:59,960 --> 01:54:01,018 Okay. 2105 01:54:01,060 --> 01:54:02,057 Found it. 2106 01:54:05,771 --> 01:54:07,062 Guess I'll see you later? 2107 01:54:08,333 --> 01:54:09,339 Sure. 2108 01:54:10,172 --> 01:54:11,803 Wanna meet at Tarzana Bobs? 2109 01:54:12,504 --> 01:54:14,344 Tarzana Bobs. Sounds good. 2110 01:54:16,783 --> 01:54:18,777 - Goodbye. - Bye. 2111 01:54:29,160 --> 01:54:30,955 Stop playing. Stop playing. Leave. 2112 01:54:30,997 --> 01:54:33,716 - But I put my money... - Leave. Leave. 2113 01:54:33,758 --> 01:54:36,300 - But, I... - I own the place. Leave. 2114 01:54:50,718 --> 01:54:53,107 - Hello, Este. - Hey. 2115 01:54:53,149 --> 01:54:55,640 - Hey, Gary. - Hey. 2116 01:54:55,682 --> 01:54:58,178 This is really great. 2117 01:54:58,220 --> 01:55:00,449 Someone did their toes. 2118 01:55:00,491 --> 01:55:02,516 - I did do my toes. - I like them. I like them. 2119 01:55:02,558 --> 01:55:03,618 - I like them. I like them. - Thank you. 2120 01:55:03,660 --> 01:55:05,955 - Thank you for coming. Really. - It's a big night. 2121 01:55:05,997 --> 01:55:07,317 You ladies look great. 2122 01:55:07,359 --> 01:55:08,498 Thank you. 2123 01:55:10,731 --> 01:55:12,865 Did you get a chance to talk with Alana? 2124 01:55:17,241 --> 01:55:18,706 - Fuck! - She gonna come? 2125 01:55:27,812 --> 01:55:29,255 You know where she works, right? 2126 01:55:29,754 --> 01:55:30,751 Yeah. 2127 01:55:38,063 --> 01:55:39,826 Are you telling me to go? I... 2128 01:55:42,030 --> 01:55:43,027 Yeah. 2129 01:55:48,202 --> 01:55:49,199 Go. 2130 01:55:58,413 --> 01:55:59,847 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 2131 01:56:15,565 --> 01:56:17,063 No, I spoke to her, and I said, 2132 01:56:17,105 --> 01:56:18,592 "No, it's not possible to do that." 2133 01:56:18,634 --> 01:56:19,859 - You know what I mean? - Yeah? 2134 01:56:19,901 --> 01:56:21,533 - And she was okay? - Yeah, she was fine with it. 2135 01:56:40,322 --> 01:56:41,329 Alana! 2136 01:56:41,597 --> 01:56:42,594 Alana. 2137 01:56:46,133 --> 01:56:47,185 - Hi. - Hi. 2138 01:56:47,227 --> 01:56:50,688 I wanna introduce you to my old friend, Matthew. 2139 01:56:50,730 --> 01:56:51,792 Oh, nice to meet you. 2140 01:56:51,834 --> 01:56:52,967 - Nice to meet you. - This is Alana. 2141 01:56:53,009 --> 01:56:54,431 She works with me on the campaign. 2142 01:56:54,473 --> 01:56:55,903 She's been such a terrific help. 2143 01:56:55,945 --> 01:56:56,962 - Mmm-hmm. - I... 2144 01:56:57,004 --> 01:56:58,371 She helped make those TV spots, actually. 2145 01:56:58,413 --> 01:57:01,242 Yes. I helped with the "Integrity" billboard. 2146 01:57:01,284 --> 01:57:03,374 That and, like, 100 other things you've done. 2147 01:57:03,416 --> 01:57:05,313 Don't be shy. 2148 01:57:05,355 --> 01:57:07,478 Things come easily when they matter so much. 2149 01:57:07,520 --> 01:57:09,817 It's funny, we were just talking about that. 2150 01:57:09,859 --> 01:57:10,985 - Really? - Yeah. 2151 01:57:11,027 --> 01:57:12,218 - Madame. - Hi. 2152 01:57:12,260 --> 01:57:13,625 May I get you something? 2153 01:57:14,929 --> 01:57:16,617 Uh... A martini. 2154 01:57:16,659 --> 01:57:18,758 Martini. Vodka or gin? 2155 01:57:18,800 --> 01:57:20,658 Vodka-gin. 2156 01:57:20,700 --> 01:57:22,992 Would you like an olive or a lime with it? 2157 01:57:23,034 --> 01:57:24,227 Yes. 2158 01:57:24,269 --> 01:57:25,295 Yeah, madame. 2159 01:57:25,337 --> 01:57:27,325 Why am I even staying in this? 2160 01:57:27,367 --> 01:57:29,594 Did you have any trouble, um, finding the place? 2161 01:57:29,636 --> 01:57:30,667 - Oh, no. - No? 2162 01:57:30,709 --> 01:57:32,105 No, I come here all the time. 2163 01:57:32,781 --> 01:57:34,605 That's good. 2164 01:57:34,647 --> 01:57:36,639 And now, you're dragging this poor girl into it. 2165 01:57:36,681 --> 01:57:38,675 Can we please just enjoy dessert? 2166 01:57:38,717 --> 01:57:40,740 And settle down? Everything's gonna be fine. 2167 01:57:40,782 --> 01:57:42,314 Alana's got her drink coming. 2168 01:57:43,686 --> 01:57:45,559 Is that your campaign slogan? 2169 01:57:46,293 --> 01:57:47,652 "Everything is gonna be fine 2170 01:57:47,694 --> 01:57:49,959 as long as no one finds out who I really am." 2171 01:57:53,232 --> 01:57:55,829 I'm dealing with so many things that you don't understand. 2172 01:57:55,871 --> 01:57:57,358 So tell me. 2173 01:57:57,400 --> 01:57:59,668 Do you have any idea how uncomfortable I am all day long? 2174 01:57:59,710 --> 01:58:02,328 I can't understand. No, because you don't tell me these things. 2175 01:58:02,370 --> 01:58:06,307 The one time, the one time that I wanna feel comfortable, 2176 01:58:06,349 --> 01:58:07,967 you go out and make me feel uncomfortable. 2177 01:58:08,009 --> 01:58:09,876 I haven't done anything to you, Joel. 2178 01:58:09,918 --> 01:58:11,675 Okay. 2179 01:58:11,717 --> 01:58:14,108 I didn't call this girl. You called her. 2180 01:58:14,150 --> 01:58:15,448 Okay, but you're upset that I called her. 2181 01:58:15,490 --> 01:58:17,380 Yes, I'm upset because nothing is about me. 2182 01:58:17,422 --> 01:58:18,552 Nothing is about us. 2183 01:58:18,594 --> 01:58:19,818 Oh, yeah, I forget who I'm dealing with here. 2184 01:58:19,860 --> 01:58:21,821 "I'm Matthew Marshall, and, uh, it's always about me." 2185 01:58:21,863 --> 01:58:22,860 No. 2186 01:58:23,526 --> 01:58:24,598 No, no, Joel. 2187 01:58:25,732 --> 01:58:28,193 It's never about me, and that's why I'm sad. 2188 01:58:28,235 --> 01:58:29,229 Well, look... 2189 01:58:30,372 --> 01:58:32,695 We're here, we're having dinner. 2190 01:58:32,737 --> 01:58:34,500 You asked me to come to dinner. 2191 01:58:34,542 --> 01:58:36,830 I'm tired, and I'm here at dinner. 2192 01:58:36,872 --> 01:58:38,547 What more do you want from me? 2193 01:58:39,874 --> 01:58:42,848 I want you to myself. 2194 01:58:44,346 --> 01:58:46,951 Well, that's just not how the world works, is it? 2195 01:58:50,357 --> 01:58:52,088 I don't know. 2196 01:58:52,130 --> 01:58:53,958 Well, then you need to grow up. 2197 01:58:58,470 --> 01:59:01,193 There was a man hanging around the office earlier, 2198 01:59:01,235 --> 01:59:02,934 and he's here now. 2199 01:59:05,075 --> 01:59:06,602 That's why I called. 2200 01:59:06,644 --> 01:59:09,063 Um, you see, I don't think it's wise for my personal life 2201 01:59:09,105 --> 01:59:11,436 to distract from what our first priority is. 2202 01:59:11,478 --> 01:59:13,443 What is our first priority? 2203 01:59:13,485 --> 01:59:16,169 Well, there's the community, my campaign, 2204 01:59:16,211 --> 01:59:17,711 and everything that I'm working towards. 2205 01:59:17,753 --> 01:59:19,709 Mmm-hmm. Yes, and that's that, and this is dinner, 2206 01:59:19,751 --> 01:59:21,747 so what are we working towards? 2207 01:59:21,789 --> 01:59:24,383 So, Alana, you came to meet me for a drink. 2208 01:59:24,425 --> 01:59:25,686 Um, you were running late, 2209 01:59:25,728 --> 01:59:27,520 and now, you're going to be taking your boyfriend, 2210 01:59:27,562 --> 01:59:29,258 Matthew, home. 2211 01:59:33,330 --> 01:59:36,196 Is she gonna be taking her boyfriend to his house, 2212 01:59:36,238 --> 01:59:37,258 or to your house? 2213 01:59:37,300 --> 01:59:38,533 Would you please keep your voice down? 2214 01:59:38,575 --> 01:59:40,643 She's going to be taking you to your house. 2215 01:59:42,345 --> 01:59:43,844 Are you gonna be coming there? 2216 01:59:47,420 --> 01:59:51,043 Can we just discuss this at another time? Please. 2217 01:59:51,085 --> 01:59:52,649 Are you gonna come to my house tonight, Joel? 2218 01:59:52,691 --> 01:59:55,119 Can we please just discuss this at another time? 2219 01:59:56,460 --> 01:59:57,749 - Do you want me to... - Can't... 2220 01:59:57,791 --> 01:59:58,956 Do you want me to wait up for you? 2221 01:59:58,998 --> 02:00:00,663 No, Matthew. 2222 02:00:01,829 --> 02:00:03,699 Thank you both for coming. 2223 02:00:07,197 --> 02:00:09,765 Let's go paint the town red. 2224 02:00:09,807 --> 02:00:12,708 - So nice of you guys to... - And black and blue. 2225 02:00:37,064 --> 02:00:39,230 Thank you, Alana. You're very sweet. 2226 02:00:49,907 --> 02:00:51,550 Do you have a boyfriend? 2227 02:00:54,184 --> 02:00:55,378 Yes and no. 2228 02:00:56,748 --> 02:00:57,886 I don't know. 2229 02:01:01,852 --> 02:01:03,188 Is he a shit? 2230 02:01:04,922 --> 02:01:07,819 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 2231 02:01:07,861 --> 02:01:09,865 They're all shits, aren't they? 2232 02:01:14,698 --> 02:01:15,871 Aw... 2233 02:01:23,612 --> 02:01:25,376 Thank you, sweetheart. 2234 02:01:29,257 --> 02:01:31,448 You have a very powerful feeling. 2235 02:01:35,129 --> 02:01:36,596 Thank you, Matthew. 2236 02:03:14,387 --> 02:03:16,352 You're very cool. What do you play? 2237 02:03:16,394 --> 02:03:17,487 Guitar. 2238 02:03:17,529 --> 02:03:18,686 - Hey. - Me, too. 2239 02:03:18,728 --> 02:03:19,734 Where's Gary? 2240 02:03:20,202 --> 02:03:21,329 Are you okay? 2241 02:03:21,830 --> 02:03:22,902 Where's Gary? 2242 02:03:23,832 --> 02:03:24,838 He left. 2243 02:03:25,504 --> 02:03:26,530 Where'd he go? 2244 02:03:26,572 --> 02:03:27,566 I don't know. 2245 02:03:29,002 --> 02:03:33,673 Pop. Pop. Pop. 2246 02:03:42,382 --> 02:03:44,217 Miss Alana. Good evening. 2247 02:03:44,259 --> 02:03:45,309 Is Gary here? 2248 02:03:45,351 --> 02:03:47,684 No, Gary didn't come in tonight. 2249 02:03:47,726 --> 02:03:49,190 - You haven't seen him? - No. 2250 02:03:49,232 --> 02:03:50,424 Do you need some help? 2251 02:03:51,025 --> 02:03:52,426 No, thank you, Henri. 2252 02:05:05,843 --> 02:05:09,175 Oh, my God. 2253 02:05:19,452 --> 02:05:23,819 Everyone, everyone! May I have your attention, please? 2254 02:05:23,861 --> 02:05:26,962 Let me introduce to you, Mrs. Alana Valentine. 2255 02:05:30,794 --> 02:05:31,791 Idiot. 2256 02:05:49,714 --> 02:05:50,711 Hi. 2257 02:05:53,883 --> 02:05:54,957 Hi. 2258 02:06:01,729 --> 02:06:03,197 I love you, Gary.