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Previously on doom patrol...

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We had developed a prototype
for synthetic skin.

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So, I could have looked normal.

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Cliffie, it says that your card's
declined due to insufficient funds.

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I already sold
half my roomies' stuff.

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What am I doing?

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There is a thing
underneath my skin.

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I just watched a girl
teach herself how to ride a bike

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after being held captive
in her own mind for almost 70 years.

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If you don't stop
this divisive behavior,

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you will get exactly what you want.

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What if I'm
a world-renowned time traveler?

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Don't let her straight-laced
bureau face fool you.

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Laura's a wild cat.

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This is our
top secret enclave, bendy.

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You're the sisterhood of dada.

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But of course you are. Piffle paffle!

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Made you something. Your paper clip.

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I know the perfect place to keep this.

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I'll guard it with my life.

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I came here because
something very big is set to occur.

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"The eternal flatulation
is coming."

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And it needs to be stopped.

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Whoo!

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The eternal flagellation!

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Little Victor stone.

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The last time I saw you,
you were about this tall.

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Sitting in the corner
of elinore's office,

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playing quietly with your Superman doll.

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- You probably don't remember me.
- That was a lifetime ago.

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Yeah, I worked with your mom
at s.T.A.R. For years.

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She was an incredible woman.

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Why'd you leave?

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Well, after 9/11, s.T.A.R. Doubled down
on weapons programs.

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- I wanted to heal people, not arm them.
- Hmm.

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It's a shame how many
of my clients were disfigured

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by s.T.A.R.-Developed weapons.

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So, what can I do for you, Vic?

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I heard about synthetic skin,

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and I wonder if that might be
an option for me.

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Well, that's definitely not
what I expected you to say.

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- But may I?
- Of course.

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I have to admit...

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I was surprised when Silas
chose the cyber tech for you,

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instead of coming to me.

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I mean, you were just such a happy kid.

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My god, Silas really is
a magician, isn't he?

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I mean, an internal battery-powered
mechanokinetic pulse Cannon. I...

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What's the total output?

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10,000 volts?

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-Whoa.

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Yeah, I can liquify an armored truck
in under three seconds.

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Wow.

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Well...

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Okay.

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Unsurprisingly,
the physiological integration

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of your tech is incredibly extensive.

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To safely introduce
a synthskin epidermis,

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your cyber tech would have
to be completely removed.

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Even grid?

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Obviously, your artificial organs

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and structural prosthetics
would have to stay,

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but anything that requires more energy
than you get from a burrito? Gotta go.

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What if I wanted to do it?

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How soon could you...

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Good news there.

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Your biotech interfaces
are almost entirely nanotechnological,

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which makes extraction
largely a matter of code.

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So, this could be
an overnight procedure.

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But this isn't a decision
you should take lightly.

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Have you talked
with your father about this?

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My mom would want this for me.

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That's the only thing I care about.

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That's fair.

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I just...

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We urge all of our clients
to talk this through with a loved one.

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Believe me, this will be
a lot easier with someone by your side.

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My fucking records?

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Which ones?

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Uh, well, I sold them as a lot.
80, all of them?

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- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- You don't understand.

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They had a special edition
chipmunk master keychain

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you could get for just 15,000 acorns

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and I was almost there

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when I lost it all
on a double-or-nothing

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nut jump against Mr. Fox,

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even though ginger told me
not to trust Mr. Fox!

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What?

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There's something weird
going on with you.

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No, there isn't. There's something
weird going on with you.

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After you get my fucking
records back, you're gonna...

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Jane?

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Oh, fuck. I got this.

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I took a heimlich course in '87.

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Had to bone the instructor to pass,
but I remember the basics.

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What the fuck?

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Oh, you got the prize!

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It's those dada freaks.

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What the fuck?

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Holy shit on a shingle.

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There is something weird going on.

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Of course
there's something going on,

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you guileless golem.
They are coming for us.

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We must rally to defend the castle.

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Cliff, seal the doors, the windows
and the motherfucking fireplaces.

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Why are you even still here?
We had a deal.

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We did your little spy mission.
Now, why don't you get the fuck out

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and take your dumb quirks and your
fucking stupid magic tricks with you.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, we have bigger problems...

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You have bigger problems. Not us.

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I assure you that this
is everyone's problem.

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Look, curly.
When something wants to get us,

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it usually finds a way to get us.

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No use trying to stop it.

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Now you, get your laptop.

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We're getting my records back, you fuck.

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What's the big deal?

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They weren't even worth that much.

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We've got to seal these windows.

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Now, your Cher workout tapes,
on the other hand...

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My what?

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- Um...
- Oh, no, you didn't.

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You sold my Cher workout tapes?

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Let me explain.

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What? No.

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Wait, no, no, I'm still not... flit!

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Shit, shit.

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- Dad, what are you doing here?
- Uh...

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Hey, here I am.
Surprise extended grandpa visit.

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- Whoo-hoo!
- Hey.

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- Did you get help with your...
- Oh, the parkie?

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Yeah, that's all taken care of.

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Got some pills. And let me tell you,
those babies work like gangbusters.

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See?

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Steady as a rock.

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Good.

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I... I've been eyeing the bureau
since my cousin Paige came on here.

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He's... he's a meta too.

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Worked in comms until the big one.

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Did you know him?

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Anyway, Paige didn't
make it back fully intact.

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So, I figured I'd wait for
the war to be good and over.

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The war is never over.

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So tell me, who are you?

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Who am I? I'm, uh...

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I'm... I'm Wally sage, ma'am.
I just told you...

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What are you?

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Ah, I see. A test.

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Very sneaky, ma'am.

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Uh... what am I, huh?

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Well, I guess, probably...
I don't know what you'd call it.

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Probably easier if I just show you.

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Hmm.

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Fascinating.

156
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Can you apply this ability
to, say... artillery?

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Uh, sure, I guess. But...

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I came in to see about
the marketing position.

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Well, you will be very useful.

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Vveapon.

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Thank you.

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Laura...

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He was just a boy.

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Wars don't fight themselves.

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Is that all you have to say?
You used to look out for kids like him.

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Well, it's not the same
carefree world it was then, is it?

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We must make difficult choices
in order to keep our country safe.

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We're meeting at the salon
tonight to workshop a new piece.

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We'd all love to see you.

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- "We all"?
- Yes.

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Holly, Malcolm, everyone.

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We miss you.

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Don't you miss making art

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and expressing yourself? You used
to say that it was your calling.

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Well, I have a higher calling now.

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Yeah, I recall you
landing here with a calling.

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Something about a time machine.

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But you gave up on all that
when you found safety in your little...

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Coterie, didn't you?

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Laura...

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It's your coterie, too.

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I swear, if the bureau could,

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they'd make us forget
that we all had lives before...

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Yes, well, don't worry.

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I'll never forget.

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Now send in the next recruit,
would you, on your way out?

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Mmm, let me guess. She said no.

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You surprised?

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I'm a little worried about her,
if I'm being honest.

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- Lately, she just seems so...
- Sour? Hmm.

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- She's been sour for 15 years.
- It's herjob.

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That sort of work just has
to weigh on a person's soul.

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- Yeah, if she still has one.
- Malcolm.

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She saved all of our souls
once upon a time.

195
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Maybe it's our turn to save hers.

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Hmm.

197
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Maybe you're right.

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Larry?

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- Larry?
- God.

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It is 11:00 in the morning

201
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and you're loafing about on the floor.

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My expectations with you people truly
could not be any lower at this point.

203
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:14,080
But we are about to be confronted
by an inconceivably dangerous threat.

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{935951
-and I need all the help I can get.

205
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,337
Uh, fine. Fine. Could you just...
Can you give me a minute?

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God.

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00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,091
Um... what on earth is that?

208
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:30,596
It's just... well, it started
as a tumor, but then it, uh...

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- That came out of you?
- Yes.

210
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- Out of your...
- Out of my mouth, okay?

211
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Yes. It's definitely alive.

212
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Wow.
A sentient tumor. Fascinating.

213
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Have you recently been exposed
to any abnormal atmospheres?

214
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My entire life is
an abnormal atmosphere.

215
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Do you mean the afterlife?
The negative nebula?

216
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I went to costco
for the first time a few weeks ago.

217
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- Was that it?
- No, the second one.

218
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This nebula. I think
that's your answer right there.

219
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I mean, you're probably dealing
with some kind of space parasite.

220
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Really?

221
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,138
How can you be sure?

222
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,016
Well, what else could it be, you bampot?

223
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:18,102
Okay. Okay.
Well, what should I do?

224
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Oh, well, let's use our brains here.

225
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When one expels a living,

226
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16-pound parasite from one's body,

227
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there is really only one
reasonable response.

228
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- Give it a name?
- Jesus Christ almighty, no.

229
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No, burn... burn it. Burn it.

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And meet me in the great room
when you've dealt with it.

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Jesus Christ! You burn it.

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You don't give it a fucking name.

233
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What's wrong, Kay?

234
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,690
Driller bill says
you've been crying all day.

235
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,361
Someone...

236
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,031
Someone stole my bike.

237
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:16,285
It was right outside my door
when I went to bed and when I woke up,

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it was gone.

239
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,413
Okay, well,

240
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maybe somebody just borrowed it.
Did you ask...

241
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They stole it!

242
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,419
Stop treating me like I'm a stupid baby.

243
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,548
Okay.

244
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,342
Well, we'll just go up top
and get you a new bike.

245
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,654
And this time we'll actually pay for it.

246
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:37,807
No, I don't wanna go up.
I never wanna go up again!

247
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,111
I don't know if it's your ice-cold touch

248
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,612
or the hum of your nutrient tank,

249
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,532
but he is never as relaxed
as when he's with you.

250
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That's my grandpa powers at work.

251
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,705
You remind me more and more
of grandpa rj, you know that?

252
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,419
You know what?
You guys deserve a real break.

253
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:10,339
Why don't I watch Rory
so you can go out? Date night.

254
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,800
Out? I don't even know
what that means anymore.

255
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,474
Thanks, but we're good.

256
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,727
You know what?
That sounds nice, actually.

257
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,186
Are you serious?

258
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,315
Yeah. We'll just walk down
to scooter dog's, grab an ice cream bar.

259
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,317
We'll be gone 20 minutes. 30, tops.

260
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,200
You won't regret this. I'm gonna have
the whole place cleaned up and...

261
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,648
- Here. Just in case, for emergencies.
- Uh...

262
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,450
Okay, cool.

263
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,227
I guess that's that.

264
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,944
Next time you go to space,
don't forget to wear a spacesuit, Larry.

265
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,079
Damn it.

266
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,375
Damn, damn, damn.

267
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,502
Hey. Hey, you all right in there?

268
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,315
I couldn't just leave you out here
without giving you a fighting chance.

269
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,590
I went back and made you a...

270
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:21,011
I don't know what space parasites eat,
but I figure everybody likes a pbandj.

271
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:25,807
Here you go.

272
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,236
What the hell is wrong with me?

273
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,200
Here. It's supposed to get
pretty chilly tonight.

274
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,078
Hey, look,
there's nothing to be afraid of.

275
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:48,705
I don't think.

276
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,635
Look, I don't know what you want,

277
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,056
but you're better off without me.
Trust me on that.

278
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,604
Huh.

279
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:14,564
That can't be good.

280
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,139
"Miss...

281
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:49,808
"Miss me"?

282
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:00,728
How the hell did you find me?

283
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,070
The supercomputer
in my head helped a little.

284
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,367
And what do you

285
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,285
and the supercomputer in your head want?

286
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,955
I just wanted you to know,
you were right.

287
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,416
- About what?
- About me.

288
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,796
Look, everything's
always been so laid out for me.

289
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,528
I didn't even know what was missing.

290
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:22,465
But I do now.

291
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:26,262
It's like, how can I help people
when there's this barrier between us?

292
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,448
When they can't even relate
to me as a human being?

293
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:29,472
You're rambling, Vic.

294
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,243
What you trying to do?
Keep me on the line long enough

295
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,869
for your s.T.A.R. Buddies
to come scoop me up?

296
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,855
No, no, you won't have
to worry about that anymore.

297
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,150
What's going on, Vic?

298
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,823
I think I might
have it taken out.

299
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,200
My tech.

300
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:51,996
- All of it.
- What?

301
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,266
Look, I just wanted you to know
because you were the one who...

302
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:55,207
What are you talking about?

303
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,291
What...

304
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,212
What happened to wanting to be a hero?

305
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,047
But my tech doesn't make me a hero.

306
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,193
Having an energy Cannon fused
to my nervous system...

307
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,304
That's not what I meant.
We have our preferred methods,

308
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,764
but at the end of the day,
we want the same thing.

309
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,307
Change.

310
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,394
Now, I'm blasting through
the back door demanding it

311
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:16,997
while you're walking in
through the lobby

312
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:19,315
with a big, dumb smile on your face,
talking about...

313
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,478
"Hi, I'm cyborg. Nice to meet ya."

314
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:25,154
But sometimes
change comes from the inside.

315
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,408
- You taught me that.
- I'm not giving up the fight.

316
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,368
I'll just have to find another way.

317
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,037
You already have a way, Vic.

318
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:35,664
You can sign all the online
petitions that you want,

319
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,375
but when there is a guy
with an arm Cannon at the table,

320
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,312
you're going to want to listen
to what he has to say.

321
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:43,088
Wait. How is that
any different than a cop

322
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,424
demanding obedience
down the barrel of a gun?

323
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,635
Because we don't want obedience.

324
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:49,762
All we want is justice.

325
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:52,848
I didn't ask for this, roni.

326
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:55,074
None of us asked for what we got.

327
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:59,772
Only thing that matters
is what we do once we got it.

328
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,566
But cyborg isn't me.

329
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,735
I'm not happy like this.

330
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:09,281
Yeah, well, not all of us
can afford to prioritize our happiness.

331
00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:12,493
The fact is,
you're a more effective agent

332
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,496
of change as cyborg than you are as Vic.

333
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:17,038
So what do you want?

334
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,082
Change?

335
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,249
Or do you want happiness?

336
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:22,133
Look, you taught me to trust myself,
and that's exactly what I'm doing.

337
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:25,673
I thought you'd be happy for me.

338
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:31,803
Roni?

339
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:33,973
- You there?
- Vic.

340
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,100
I'm losing you.

341
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,061
It's not safe to talk anyway.

342
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:40,770
Just“

343
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:42,731
do what you gotta do.

344
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,418
And maybe I'll see you
on the other side.

345
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,176
All good. All good.
Everything's fine.

346
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,995
We have multiple reports
of an unprecedented fog

347
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,788
spreading over the eastern seaboard.

348
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,999
In my 23 years on the weather map,

349
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:01,562
I've never seen anything like this...

350
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:05,379
Nope! No negativity today!
This is what I'm talking about.

351
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:08,298
Grandpa and roryjust hanging out,

352
00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:11,093
making memories that'll last a lifetime.

353
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,971
Grandpa is not thinking
about anything at all.

354
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:21,520
Not about ginger, not about chipmunks.

355
00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,774
Don't worry, buddy.

356
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:27,383
Nothing your old g-pa can't handle.

357
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,319
Oh, fuck!

358
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:30,988
Didn't think that through.

359
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:32,808
- Hey.
- We're back.

360
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:37,369
Oh, thank god...
I mean, oh, hey, back so soon?

361
00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:40,330
Cliff, the burner is on high.

362
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,751
Oh, uh, I would have caught that.

363
00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:49,006
Well, you did catch it.
So it's all good.

364
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:53,010
It's fine. At least
you didn't burn the house down.

365
00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:55,971
See that? We're building trust.

366
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:59,308
Yeah, I'm gonna put Rory down for a nap.

367
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,481
Hey, did you hear

368
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:09,026
about this weird fog thing rolling in?

369
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:10,991
Is that something
we should be concerned about?

370
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,822
Oh, that? Don't even worry about it.

371
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:16,700
Big papa cliff will keep
his family safe.

372
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,243
Good.

373
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,122
I don't want you running off already.

374
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:23,373
You just got here.

375
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:25,708
Yeah.

376
00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:32,007
I'm gonna destroy
whatever thieving fuck took it.

377
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:33,675
I'm talking murder.

378
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,553
Who took the fucking bike, doc?

379
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:38,406
Whoever took it, I hope
they threw it in the well.

380
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,430
I'm gonna fuck you up.

381
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,517
They will have done us all a favor.

382
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:45,312
In case you haven't noticed,
Kay is staying put,

383
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:46,730
right where she belongs.

384
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,858
Because she's fucking depressed,
not because she wants to.

385
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:52,027
I hate to point the finger, Jane,

386
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,154
but you've opened this can of worms

387
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,740
by allowing her to go up
in the first place.

388
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:57,824
She was fine.

389
00:26:57,908 --> 00:27:01,161
She was lucky.
And if the girl's going to be hurt,

390
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,957
it's better it be on our terms
than on theirs.

391
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,083
Don't you agree?

392
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:09,753
We were created for one thing.
It was to protect the girl.

393
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,439
If we can't even do that, then maybe...

394
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,591
Who's protecting us, Jane?

395
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:35,878
Annihilation is hot on my trail,

396
00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:39,241
but god forbid any of them
should lift a finger to try and help me.

397
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:41,535
Why should I lure it away
from this temple of torpor?

398
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,037
Because I am a good person, that is why!

399
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:10,772
Tiptoe harem, purple and low.

400
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:28,956
Fuck!

401
00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:56,777
Show yourselves!

402
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,747
Burning the midnight oil?

403
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,794
You know, if we had any sense,
we would be out celebrating.

404
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:15,963
I heard we set a new
recruitment record this week.

405
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:19,049
I set a recruitment record.

406
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,926
Twelfth week in a row, actually.

407
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,845
Not bad, de Mille.

408
00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,866
If numbers were
the only thing that mattered,

409
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,308
you'd be running this joint by now.

410
00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,394
Pace yourself, Willy.

411
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:34,064
Making enemies around here
won't advance you. Trust me.

412
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:35,940
Wait.

413
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,443
You don't think you have what it takes

414
00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:40,654
to be a leader
in this organization, do you?

415
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,783
Listen to me, you little hyena.

416
00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:48,578
I have been a loyal and industrious part

417
00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:51,498
of the bureau for 35 years and I...

418
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,000
What about your little pals?

419
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:54,792
My little pals?

420
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,795
In the mailroom. The stretchy one,

421
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,547
the living cyclone, the invisible one.

422
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,716
All very powerful, or so I hear.

423
00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:01,925
And yet, every time

424
00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,094
the reclassification window
comes around,

425
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,763
you decide to keep them
hidden in the basement.

426
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:07,764
Yes, well, they're not...

427
00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:10,517
We are in the midst
of a meta-human arms race.

428
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:12,203
And it seems to me
that you are more worried

429
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,729
about protecting your friends

430
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:17,190
than you are about protecting
what is actually at risk.

431
00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:20,610
The moral core of our great nation.

432
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:24,072
I do my job well

433
00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:27,242
and I do it with acute moral integrity.

434
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:31,038
And the meta-humans in question
are simply unsuited for war.

435
00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:34,041
They're pacifists.

436
00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:39,171
And what does that make you?

437
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:50,807
Those freaks are merely
an untapped resource.

438
00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:53,268
And depending on who you ask...

439
00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:56,146
So are you.

440
00:30:58,148 --> 00:30:59,148
My advice?

441
00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:06,865
"Friend" is merely a nice word
for "opportunity."

442
00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:09,326
And don't think for a second

443
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:12,079
that the big eye in the sky
isn't watching you.

444
00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:49,950
If we could have your attention.

445
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,370
Malcolm and I have been
working on something at home.

446
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:56,748
We're not sure
where we're going with it,

447
00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:01,044
but perhaps it will help ignite
some creative juices, mmm?

448
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:07,634
Oh, I see. You have his face

449
00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:11,054
and he has yours because you're in love.

450
00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,223
Please kill me now.

451
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:16,309
Introducing skittish apparition,

452
00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:19,980
and the shapeless shape.

453
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,440
Plastic!

454
00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:24,066
Tundra!

455
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,862
Gullible pickling carousel!

456
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:30,906
Ah...

457
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,379
What the hell was that, softshoe?

458
00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:45,672
Ah! Well...

459
00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:48,425
The newest thing on Broadway.

460
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,720
Our thinking was that
a playful subversion

461
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:54,890
of cultural trends
could prove a fertile canvas

462
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:57,684
in which to examine human frivolity.

463
00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:58,767
Mmm-hmm.

464
00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:02,939
We're the sisterhood of dada.

465
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:06,693
We're artists.

466
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,593
Well, that's a little harsh.

467
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,810
Here we go.

468
00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:30,722
And every year
we vote against it.

469
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:34,513
Because it's too dangerous.

470
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,649
To make the world
a better place.

471
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:49,653
Since our inception,
there's been plague,

472
00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,739
depression, holocaust.

473
00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:55,825
Just five years ago, a world away,

474
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,078
our bombs vaporized

475
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,539
entire populations where they stood.

476
00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:03,625
And right here, in our backyard,

477
00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:08,213
my own people have been
subjected to horrors...

478
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,468
You can't even...

479
00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:15,804
I can't even, man. You know?

480
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:18,473
How are we doing?

481
00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:22,936
We... making the world a better place.

482
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,649
We stood by and watched

483
00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:30,151
the bureau lurch
from oddities to normalcy,

484
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:34,155
guided by the very same
ideologies we claim to oppose.

485
00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:38,368
We just kept our heads down.

486
00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:40,286
For what?

487
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:42,289
A paycheck?

488
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:47,168
There's a word for what we are.
All of us.

489
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,338
Complicit.

490
00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:05,562
Well, if that's not motivation
to make a big statement,

491
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,106
I don't know what is.

492
00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:17,115
As Nietzsche once said,
"it takes chaos inside of us

493
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,076
to give birth to the dancing star."

494
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:24,914
The eternal flagellation
would certainly be a big

495
00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,459
middle finger to the bureau,
wouldn't it?

496
00:35:27,751 --> 00:35:28,835
But what about Laura?

497
00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:31,880
She'll never go along with it,
and we'll be forcing her

498
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:33,840
to choose between us and the bureau.

499
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,537
All right. You should
start to feel a little lightheaded.

500
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,206
That's normal.

501
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:14,297
Was that there before?

502
00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:25,140
Hey.

503
00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:35,360
I found out what happened to your bike.

504
00:36:35,944 --> 00:36:38,780
Turns out somebody just wanted
to borrow it and they lost it.

505
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,323
It was all a big mistake.

506
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:41,950
Nothing to be upset about.

507
00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:48,373
We both know that's bullshit.

508
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,876
Kay?

509
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,522
You should have seen me, ginger.

510
00:36:57,549 --> 00:37:01,720
Big papa cliff was Mr. Momming
the shit out of that kid.

511
00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:05,390
Well, big papa, you paid for 15 minutes.

512
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:09,144
You wanna talk about parenting,
or you wanna see my hoo-hah?

513
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:12,021
Well... maybe just a little...

514
00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:13,523
Ow! Hey!

515
00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,419
Vic! Oh, my god! Are you okay?

516
00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:17,443
Fuck me!

517
00:37:17,527 --> 00:37:19,612
Oh, my god, cliffie,
is it the meds again?

518
00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:21,030
Do you want me to call somebody?

519
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:23,825
No, don't call anybody.
It just needs to run its...

520
00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:25,994
Course!

521
00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:34,794
Um...

522
00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:36,713
What the fuck?

523
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,422
Whoa!

524
00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:40,717
Where the fuck are we?

525
00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:42,844
Welcome to, apparently,

526
00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:45,805
my drug-filled fantasy sequence
or some shit.

527
00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:50,643
Oh, my fucking god!

528
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:54,063
I'm actually here with you
metal-poisoned morons.

529
00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,044
And I was in the middle of something.

530
00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,318
Can't let any more in.

531
00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:00,612
Can't let the fog in.

532
00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:03,656
Hey, what's up with the foghorn?

533
00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:04,990
How did you get inside?

534
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:07,285
What? I don't know. The front door.

535
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:08,787
Did you seal it?

536
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,248
- What? Why?
- Why?

537
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:14,952
It's just a little...

538
00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:16,795
Fuck!

539
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,270
Laura, you came.

540
00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:35,395
I'll be damned!

541
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:36,688
Laura!

542
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:39,901
Guess what! We're doing it, Laura.

543
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:43,238
We're finally doing
the eternal flagellation!

544
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:44,405
Yes!

545
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:11,057
Um, can somebody please tell me
what the hell is going on?

546
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:14,853
I know this place.

547
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,897
Is this dada? Are we doing dada?

548
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:20,668
- Laura...
- I'll be damned.

549
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:21,734
How do I know this place?

550
00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:23,178
They're pacifists.

551
00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:29,284
We're finally doing
the eternal flagellation.

552
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,787
I wanted you all to know
how proud I am of you.

553
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:39,294
No matter how tough things got,
you stuck by each other.

554
00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:46,009
No matter how far
I drifted away from you,

555
00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:47,969
you kept me tethered.

556
00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:51,806
I'll never forget that.

557
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:53,975
Don't apologize. Dance.

558
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:59,856
This is really dumb,
but we actually look pretty cool.

559
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:02,400
Is this what you were
so scared of, de Mille?

560
00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:05,361
I've been to scarier dance
parties at church lock-ins.

561
00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:07,405
God, that sounds scary as fuck.

562
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,282
No, no.

563
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:36,392
No! No, no, there's no need for force.
They won't fight back.

564
00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:45,735
They won't fight back.

565
00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:46,903
They're pacifists.

566
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:48,779
Please...

567
00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,157
Please!

568
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,328
Why'd you do this?

569
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,169
Put them on their knees.

570
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:05,505
Ow!

571
00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:06,923
What the... god.

572
00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:08,716
Well done, de Mille.

573
00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:11,386
I've been looking foward
to this for years.

574
00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:15,348
I'd like to personally welcome you
to the bureau's meta weapons division.

575
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:18,369
Finally promoted out of the mail room.

576
00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:19,601
You should be proud.

577
00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:20,937
Go to hell.

578
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,022
We will never fight for you.

579
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,150
You're up, de Mille.

580
00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:56,806
Vveapon.

581
00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:06,189
Vveapon.

582
00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:14,698
Vveapon.

583
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:16,159
Wait a fucking minute.

584
00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:18,119
Is this about you?

585
00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:19,494
Vveapon.

586
00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:21,456
Is this like a flashback?

587
00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:28,212
Vveapon.

588
00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:31,674
How could you do this to us?

589
00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:34,052
We were family.

590
00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:37,471
Your...

591
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,141
Your country needs you.

592
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,519
So... on your knees, bendy.

593
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:49,025
On your knees, bendy.

594
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:57,366
On your knees!

595
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,997
Laura, stop this.

596
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:21,849
Malcolm!

597
00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:24,060
Laura!

598
00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:39,593
Rita?

599
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,723
She's ready.

600
00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:47,560
What the fuck?

601
00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:49,270
What's going on now?

602
00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:51,814
Uh, I think
we're about to find out.

603
00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:24,639
What the hell is that?

604
00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:27,433
Laura, you remember Malcolm?

605
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,397
You killed him.
Now you must set him free.

606
00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:38,110
I didn't kill anyone. Everything I did,
I had a damn good reason to do.

607
00:45:38,194 --> 00:45:40,988
You told me the sisterhood
of dada was evil.

608
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,991
- But the evil one was you.
- No!

609
00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:47,620
No, I am not evil.

610
00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:52,083
It's true, Laura. You did this
and we suffered for 70 years.

611
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:54,585
Did unspeakable things
in service of a cause

612
00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:56,003
we abhorred because of you.

613
00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:57,755
You are wrong.

614
00:45:58,297 --> 00:46:00,800
The whole world was crumbling around us,

615
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:03,010
and all I cared about was you.

616
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:06,847
But I made an oath to the bureau and I...

617
00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:17,316
We are offering you
a chance to atone. Take it!

618
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,284
I atoned that day...

619
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,205
By making useful agents of you.

620
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:37,128
Malcolm!

621
00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:39,672
Bendy, wait! It has to be Laura.

622
00:46:46,262 --> 00:46:47,262
Laura!

623
00:47:04,697 --> 00:47:07,825
Was that it?
Was that the eternal flatulation?

624
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,076
I don't get it.

625
00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:11,245
I think it's "flagellation."

626
00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:12,912
That's what I said.

627
00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:20,129
That... sounds bad. Is it bad?

628
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,298
Only if you are.

629
00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:25,467
It's for the best.

630
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:31,556
So wait.

631
00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:32,933
The dancing wasn't the thing?

632
00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:38,396
Fuck!

633
00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:40,906
Are we just gonna let them
get away with this?

634
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:46,571
What the...

635
00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:52,411
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

636
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:53,996
Holy shit!

637
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,373
Did you see that?

638
00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:58,042
So wait, is this
the eternal flatulation?

639
00:47:58,167 --> 00:47:59,293
What the fuck?

640
00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:01,754
To be honest, I'm still high as...

641
00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:11,679
Oh, god.

642
00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:32,576
Sweet sweet city woman

643
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:38,582
oh, she's my sweet, sweet, sweet
sweet city woman

644
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:43,379
sweet sweet city woman

645
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:49,468
oh, my sweet, sweet, sweet
sweet city woman

646
00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:50,886
everybody

647
00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:54,807
sweet, sweet, sweet
sweet city woman

648
00:48:56,058 --> 00:49:00,104
sweet, sweet, sweet
sweet city woman

649
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:05,359
sweet, sweet, sweet
sweet city woman

650
00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:10,531
sweet, sweet, sweet
sweet city woman