1 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:09,560 You will keep an eye on Mr. Daly until things are sorted out. I don't want to 2 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:12,440 bring him halfway around the world and then have him slip under a bus before 3 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:13,880 estate's cleared up. G'day, Arthur. 4 00:00:15,060 --> 00:00:15,919 G'day, Ray. 5 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:16,919 Welcome to Sydney. 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:20,040 It's important, Arthur. You're carrying on like the inheritance is already 7 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:23,480 yours. You're Joshua Daly's illegitimate son because I say you are. 8 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,780 And you're going to stay that way until I tell you it can stop. 9 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:29,440 I've travelled thousands of miles expecting to cop for my great -uncle's 10 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,140 only to find five other Dalys expecting the same. 11 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,500 Get after him. Get the documents. 12 00:00:33,780 --> 00:00:35,160 I don't care what you do, just get them. 13 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:41,980 Joshua Daly's sole heir is Dimitri Phyllis Aristotle Daly. 14 00:00:42,140 --> 00:00:43,900 No, no, stop the proceedings. 15 00:00:44,140 --> 00:00:46,700 It's a ringer. I demand a recount. 16 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,480 We haven't got enough cash left for a bus to Bondi, never mind the air 17 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:55,220 We cannot afford to pay this hotel bill. If you think a man in my position is 18 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:58,900 going to abscond from one of the world's top hotels without paying, you're very 19 00:00:58,900 --> 00:00:59,819 much mistaken. 20 00:00:59,820 --> 00:01:00,820 OK. 21 00:01:00,940 --> 00:01:01,980 Any other suggestions? 22 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,239 I think the fire exit's favourite. 23 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,560 Go on. 24 00:01:59,850 --> 00:02:01,050 It's all in here. 25 00:02:01,270 --> 00:02:02,650 It is all in here. 26 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:07,950 Her Britannic Majesty requests and requires that I be allowed to pass 27 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:11,810 without let or inference and given all necessary assistance all over the place. 28 00:02:12,010 --> 00:02:13,610 I think that sums up our situation. 29 00:02:13,950 --> 00:02:16,770 That means they let you in, Arthur. It doesn't mean they bail you out. 30 00:02:17,050 --> 00:02:20,250 Look, it may have escaped your notice, but this country still flies a Union 31 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:22,070 Jack. Commonwealth ties, Ray. 32 00:02:22,330 --> 00:02:23,330 You'll see. 33 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:29,440 And we was wondering what these mates of ours would do if they found themselves 34 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,320 with no money and no ticket home. 35 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:34,200 I mean, what would be their best course of action? 36 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,600 British nationals, you say. Bread and bone. 37 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:43,140 I find it hard to believe that your mates came to this country in the first 38 00:02:43,140 --> 00:02:44,540 place without a return ticket. 39 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:51,240 But if they have, between you and I, I'm afraid it would be their responsibility 40 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,900 to extricate themselves as best they can. 41 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,160 Would it? 42 00:02:55,440 --> 00:03:00,120 The British taxpayer can hardly be expected to foot the bill for every 43 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:04,660 traveller. Do you mean to tell me Her Majesty's government is unwilling to 44 00:03:04,660 --> 00:03:07,100 up the Reddies to send these poor unfortunates home? 45 00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:09,080 It's not in our brief, old boy. 46 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,040 I'm shocked. Nay, disgusted. 47 00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:16,560 These two lads have pulled their weight for our fair nation, financially through 48 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:21,560 crippling taxes and, in the older gent's case, bodily, fighting for freedom and 49 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,980 democracy when Britain faced her darkest hour. 50 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:29,000 And now when fate deals a crumpled card, you cannot extend an helping hand to 51 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,020 us. Then, then. 52 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,600 We do have our guidelines. 53 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:36,820 What you have, my man, is art of stone. I shall be banging off a very strong 54 00:03:36,820 --> 00:03:37,820 letter to the Foreign Office. 55 00:03:38,380 --> 00:03:40,020 Sorry to be of so little help. 56 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,400 Yeah, thanks. 57 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:47,180 And I think you should warn your mates that the Australian authorities take a 58 00:03:47,180 --> 00:03:51,680 very dim view of any overseas visitor who violates the conditions of his visa. 59 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,700 How dim would that be? 60 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:59,740 Arrest, deportation, and thereafter, persona non grata. 61 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,960 Disgraceful. Because we didn't go to the same school as him. 62 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:09,860 What a indignity of it. 63 00:04:10,220 --> 00:04:11,520 Deported from Australia. 64 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,760 You haven't been yet. 65 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,820 But we will be if the police catch up with us. It's an outrage. 66 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,240 Nothing left. 67 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:19,940 There was a time when being British counted for something. We looked after 68 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:21,360 own, the Pax Britannica. 69 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,240 No, they're only prepared to send you home in a wooden box. 70 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,380 Hey, what police? 71 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:30,260 Yeah, your land of open glory speech didn't mention us British doing a runner 72 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:33,280 from the hotel, did it? A temporary absence, Raymond. 73 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,780 We will make full restitution. 74 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:38,820 You got any change? 75 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,360 Yeah, what for? 76 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:42,820 It's ringing. 77 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:45,640 Hello? Hello, Dave? 78 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:47,780 Hello, Dave? 79 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,360 Put the money in. Oh, yeah. 80 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,400 Hello, Dave. 81 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,299 Hello, Dave. 82 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:55,300 Oh, hello, Ethel. 83 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:56,800 It's the cleaner. 84 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:57,880 Oh, no. 85 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:00,740 It's Arthur here, Ethel. How are you? 86 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:02,840 Arthur? 87 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:04,200 Yeah, I'm in Australia. 88 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:07,580 You're very nice, thank you. Yeah, very hot. 89 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,340 No, Ray's with me. 90 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:10,540 Get on with it, Arthur. 91 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,460 Ethel, is Dave there? 92 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Ah. 93 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,840 Oh, all right, then. Never mind. 94 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:18,340 Bye -bye. 95 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:21,030 What are you doing? Why didn't you leave him a message? 96 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:23,050 I couldn't. I could never face her again. 97 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:26,690 She admires me. But you just wasted eight dollars. Let me in there. 98 00:05:28,670 --> 00:05:30,930 I'm not interested in the others. Just the English bloke. 99 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:32,170 Oh, dearly. 100 00:05:32,650 --> 00:05:33,650 So I'd like to believe. 101 00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:35,450 Do you think you registered under that name? 102 00:05:35,730 --> 00:05:36,469 Oh, yes. 103 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:37,590 It'd be too clever not to. 104 00:05:38,050 --> 00:05:39,110 And the so -called nephew. 105 00:05:40,910 --> 00:05:41,910 Masterstroke bringing him along. 106 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:45,630 I think we'd better find out a bit more about her, Mr. Daly. 107 00:05:46,010 --> 00:05:47,010 Like who he is. 108 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,660 And how long he's been in Australia. 109 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:52,320 The point is, Ethel, I need to speak to Dave, urgent. 110 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:54,800 He's what? 111 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:57,300 Well, when's he coming back then? 112 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,260 Nah, never mind. 113 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:01,740 Nah, no message. 114 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:08,090 He's closed the club up and he's gone off driving round the south of England. 115 00:06:08,090 --> 00:06:11,050 mean, what the hell's he playing at? Oh, he's gone looking for a country pub. 116 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,710 What? Yeah, I said we might buy one when I get back. 117 00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:17,610 Well, why didn't you say so before we stuffed $16 into the phone? I didn't 118 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:18,610 he took me literally. 119 00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:21,950 You're awful. Well, aren't you? Except the reverse charge phone call. No. 120 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,490 Well, what do you reckon? No, her indoors didn't want to be in the house 121 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:27,370 own. She's gone up to Norfolk to stay with her sister. 122 00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:30,550 Well, you've got her number there. No, no, it's a caravanette. I ain't got a 123 00:06:30,550 --> 00:06:31,550 phone. 124 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:34,940 So we're stranded, and it's cost us $16 to find out. 125 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,320 Hey, we'll have to phone your mum. 126 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:41,000 Oh, no way, Arthur. They've bailed me out enough times. 127 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,600 And you're supposed to be keeping me out of trouble, not dropping me in it. This 128 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:45,740 is down to us, Arthur. 129 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:48,340 Ray? What? 130 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:50,680 I'm hungry. 131 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,180 So that's it. 132 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,120 We're up the effluent billabong. 133 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,640 It's not looking great. 134 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:02,340 Your capacity for understatement is very irritating. 135 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:04,800 We are going to have to find some work. 136 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:06,260 Work? 137 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:07,380 Finish your toast. 138 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,560 I lost my appetite. 139 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,680 You might regret that in a few days' time. 140 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:16,840 What are you doing? 141 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:18,220 Get another cup of tea. 142 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:20,520 No way, Arthur. This is a tight budget. 143 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:22,300 I always have two teas with breakfast. 144 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,360 Look, if we're going to pay back the hotel and raise the cash for the air 145 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,660 tickets, we've got to watch every penny. 146 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,630 I've got $28 .45. 147 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:31,090 Turn out your pockets. 148 00:07:31,210 --> 00:07:32,210 You're mine. 149 00:07:32,610 --> 00:07:33,610 Come on. 150 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:40,130 Is 151 00:07:40,130 --> 00:07:48,270 that 152 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:49,270 it? 153 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,150 You won't be needing these then, Arthur. 154 00:07:58,850 --> 00:08:01,310 Why? Because there's nothing in the budget for cigars. 155 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:12,450 Okay, so it's not the Ritz. This is for students. 156 00:08:12,710 --> 00:08:13,750 I can't stay here. 157 00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:14,970 It's dirt cheap. 158 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:16,230 I'm not surprised. 159 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:18,990 In! In! 160 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,800 Of course, I wouldn't be able to discuss against business, you understand, but 161 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,040 you want my opinion. 162 00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:29,380 Oh, we do. 163 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,020 He's into something big. 164 00:08:31,740 --> 00:08:32,739 Very big. 165 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:33,740 Yeah? 166 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,039 Heavy tipper, too. 167 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:45,120 Of course, for a man like Mr. Daly, that'd be a small change. 168 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,320 Champagne in his suite every day, and French. 169 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,840 Nothing but the best for Mr. Daly. 170 00:08:58,099 --> 00:09:00,400 Yeah. We'd like a booking for the night. 171 00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:02,060 Singles or double? 172 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:03,520 A double, please. 173 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,400 He's my nephew. 174 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:06,980 Sure. 175 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,160 Nine dollars each. 176 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:13,680 No cooking in the room, vacate by nine in the morning, no pets. 177 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,740 If you let us have the key, I'd like to freshen up. 178 00:09:15,980 --> 00:09:18,260 The rooms don't open till nine in the evening. 179 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:19,760 What are we supposed to do till then? 180 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:25,040 The reproduction process for the largest of all the marsupials is by far the 181 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,040 most fascinating. 182 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,680 The Red Kangaroo. 183 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,000 Big Red has a secret. 184 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:34,100 I'll keep in the lock -up rather than this. Well, you can't. This is the best 185 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:35,039 you're going to get. 186 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,040 I'm not a guest. 187 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:38,180 There's always a caterpillar in the salad. 188 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,640 I'm going to shoot out for a while. Look for a gel. 189 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,540 I'd better come with you. No, there's no need. 190 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:49,280 There'll be unsavory types about. If I don't watch my back, they'll be out with 191 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,300 a caution and away with me wallet. 192 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:51,700 It'll be sorely disappointing. 193 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,240 I don't know, Ray. When humanity sinks to its lowest. 194 00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:57,310 I'll have the fillings out of your teeth. We stick together. 195 00:09:59,410 --> 00:10:00,430 Safety in numbers. 196 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:21,700 who's got a city and guild in domestic science from the Wilsdon College of 197 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,600 Cookery and Catering. He can knock you out a Burff or Guignol quicker than you 198 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,320 can say Taratumalata. Isn't that right, Ray? 199 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,460 Yeah. Cooked burger before? 200 00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:35,140 The view. 201 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:37,460 English, huh? 202 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:40,360 OK. 203 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,200 How much an hour? 204 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:45,540 Five. Ten. 205 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,920 Six. Eight. 206 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,340 Seven. Done. 207 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:50,180 Thing I have been. 208 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:51,640 That one. 209 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:54,560 Not exactly a comprehensive dossier, is it? 210 00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:56,380 What he drinks, what he smokes. 211 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:58,220 How he likes his soul off the burn. 212 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,640 That's all we could get. 213 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,760 He's very elusive. 214 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,060 So it seems. 215 00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:05,400 You'd better go and issue a polite invitation. 216 00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:08,340 Leave it till this afternoon, though. 217 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,600 He's probably lunching at the yacht club. 218 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:14,900 Five burgers. Peter's docking it at me wages, you know. And the hot dog you 219 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:15,599 didn't finish. 220 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,960 I meant to talk to you about that. 221 00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:18,560 It's a bit rubbery. 222 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,980 Perhaps you should leave them in a bit longer. 223 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,240 I'll bear it in mind. 224 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:25,900 What are you doing? 225 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:35,780 Keep it at you, mate. 226 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,490 What? A little pressure. 227 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:03,810 What are you doing? 228 00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:07,350 Looking at how long it's going to take us to get out of this benighted country. 229 00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:09,870 And? By my reckoning, 17 months. 230 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:11,150 You're going to have to get another job. 231 00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:13,490 Hey, I've worked my fingers to the bone already, Arthur. 232 00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:15,590 I'm completely knackered in case you hadn't noticed. 233 00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:16,870 Hi, Maria, mate. 234 00:12:19,459 --> 00:12:22,200 Yeah. Good evening, sir. Could I just take a minute of your time? 235 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:27,020 I've got the end of a line of stock my company's been selling, which I can let 236 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:28,020 you have really cheap. 237 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,080 Only five bucks. 238 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,780 Now, if you'd like to take a look. Excuse me, my dear. 239 00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:33,340 Give up now. 240 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:35,820 Sorry? You're never going to shift that rubbish. 241 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:37,959 Aren't I? 242 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,340 You're making all the elementary errors. 243 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,000 What do you mean, rubbish? 244 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:45,340 Well, the quality is immaterial. It's your technique. You can whip out the 245 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,580 jewels and I still wouldn't buy it. 246 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:47,920 Why not? 247 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:51,280 One, never ask for a minute of my time. 248 00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:53,240 It beggars the answer. No. 249 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:57,700 Two, never describe it as the end of a line. Makes me think it'd be out of 250 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:58,720 fashion before I got it home. 251 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,160 How should I describe it? 252 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:03,540 Well, if your gear's as iffy as I suspect, the less said the better. 253 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,400 Three, the word cheap. 254 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:09,900 A person's character is reflected in the price they pay for their accoutrements. 255 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,340 No one likes to be thought of as in the cheap category. 256 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,820 Oh, how do they like to be thought of? 257 00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:16,180 Shrewd. 258 00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:17,410 Tasteful. 259 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:18,750 High for a bargain. 260 00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:20,810 This man annoying you, miss. 261 00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:22,610 Can I take that for a minute? 262 00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:25,990 And a bag. 263 00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:29,070 Evening, gents. 264 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:30,890 Enjoyed your drink, can I help? 265 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,570 Yep. Fine, thanks. Just off home for the wife? 266 00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:34,809 Worst luck. 267 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:35,810 Oh, well, I understand. 268 00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:38,750 He's signed on himself for 35 years come spring. Do you know that guy? 269 00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:40,690 Yeah, he's family. 270 00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:44,910 Just when the conversation's flowing and the beer's going down nicely, a still, 271 00:13:44,930 --> 00:13:47,270 small voice says in your ear, time to go home. 272 00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:51,030 You said it. But for a modest investment, you could be sitting here 273 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:54,410 chugging out time, safe in the knowledge of a warm welcome when you return. 274 00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:56,170 Take a seat. 275 00:13:56,190 --> 00:13:58,770 No, we're on our way home. No, no, no, picture this, picture this. 276 00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:00,370 It's 11 .30. 277 00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:04,150 You've had an enjoyable session with the boys, you go up the driveway, key in 278 00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:05,450 the door, what's your mistake? 279 00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:07,130 Being weightless. Wrong. 280 00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:10,750 In my experience, your alcohol content is neither here nor there. 281 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,180 Your problem is you're empty -handed. 282 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:18,900 Now, I happen to be market -testing a brand -new product which is all set to 283 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:22,200 the biggest seller of the coming year. And what is more, I can let you have it 284 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,200 for the factory price. 285 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:28,100 What is it? A very good question. This is a high -tech, auto -lighting, 286 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:33,260 miniature make -up kit cum vanity case with, um, oh, sporting a range of non 287 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:34,620 -run colours for every complexion. 288 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,840 Integral light for a little touch -up at the disco. All set in hard -wearing 289 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:39,840 effect case. 290 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:41,350 Fashioned in the French style. 291 00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:43,429 How much? 292 00:14:43,430 --> 00:14:45,810 Call me foolish. I'm not asking 20. I'm not asking 18. 293 00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:48,510 You can have this for a paltry $15. 294 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,370 Well, of course, if you all decided to have one, I'd consider that a wholesale 295 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:54,630 deal, and I'd knock them out for $10 apiece. 296 00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:58,830 What the hell? We'll all have one. We can have a drink. 297 00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:00,670 You won't regret it, gentlemen. 298 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,510 There we are. 299 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:04,690 There we are. 300 00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:06,190 And there we are. 301 00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:08,270 Thank you very much. Thank you very much. 302 00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:09,830 Nice to do business with you. 303 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:11,990 There you are, my dear. 304 00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:16,570 I'm prepared to impart further education in the daily technique, but only in 305 00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:17,890 return for the address of your supplier. 306 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:20,490 I can introduce you to him. You two should get out. 307 00:15:21,430 --> 00:15:22,430 Peace, family. 308 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,290 Ray, I mean, I've got to buy the bloke a drink. 309 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:27,510 All right, but give me back what you don't spend. 310 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:28,810 All right, all right. 311 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,010 No worse than her indoors. 312 00:15:50,859 --> 00:15:51,859 Arthur. How do you do? 313 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,100 And this is Ray. Hi, Ray. Nice one. 314 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,960 Oh, more the pom with the patter. 315 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,960 Rafa's bag's in here, mate, but the beer's cold. What'll he have? A vodka 316 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,100 tonic for me, and Ray'll have something light, won't you, Ray? 317 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:03,800 Ray? Ray. 318 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:10,450 Robin tells me you're in a bit of a spot. Life's been bowling you a few 319 00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:13,270 googlies. Oh, a little hiccup in our affairs, isn't it? 320 00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:14,830 Oh, we've all been there, Arthur. 321 00:16:15,130 --> 00:16:18,770 I mean, I've put my hand to a lot of things in my time. Mind you, I've never 322 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:22,650 done anything unless there was a quid in it, and usually a very good quid. But 323 00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:26,110 this bloody recession, mate, I mean, it's really hit people bad. 324 00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:30,930 This bloody ratbag, boom -bust economy, it's really driving every... 325 00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:32,870 Sorry, Arthur, that's just me. 326 00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:36,250 Well, let's hope it leads to a fruitful relationship. 327 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:41,310 Your daughter tells me that you can lay your hands on assorted merchandise. 328 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:46,610 Yeah, I ain't got the odd box back at the unit. What I'm specially interested 329 00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:48,210 is anything electronical. 330 00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:52,210 I find a working man is a sucker for gadgets, especially when he's on the 331 00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:53,210 outside of a few finds. 332 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,730 Yeah, I think I know the sort of stuff you're after. 333 00:16:58,330 --> 00:16:59,350 What do you have then, kids? 334 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,500 Oh, can't have that, Dad. I'm taking Ray on a trip round the heart. 335 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,220 Ray? What about your hot dogs? 336 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:06,880 There's no cricket today, Arthur. I've got the afternoon off. Shouldn't you be 337 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:07,980 filling in with something temporary? 338 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,940 I'll give the lad a break, Arthur. 339 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,680 All work and no play, you know. Don't you be late for that bar job. 340 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,599 Blame him, you know. I mean, the pubs these days are bloody bedlam. 341 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:22,619 I mean, what sort of payout did you get on them for this? 342 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:27,260 Pokies? Oh, man, pretty good. You crack a jackpot with them, mate, it'll bury 343 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:30,940 you in brass up to your kneecaps. Really? Why don't you give it a go? 344 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:31,940 muck. 345 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,040 Yeah. 346 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,200 Andrew, love. 347 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,520 A schooner and a vodka tonic. 348 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:46,260 And I'll have 20 on Maria Martin 349 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:47,300 in the fifth of my nose. 350 00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,060 Um... Maria Martin? 351 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,980 Arthur Daly. Very funny. 352 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,600 Here you go, Arthur. 353 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:03,860 Oh, Tom. 354 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,600 We, uh... We have a different system at Winchester. 355 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,620 I'll tell you what I got that might interest you, Arthur. 356 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:16,040 Solar -powered FM radios. Beautiful things with their own headphones, made 357 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,040 here in Gonzo. 358 00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:18,540 What's wrong with them? 359 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:23,130 The solar power, Arthur. But you have to be pretty close to the bloody sun to 360 00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:24,210 get them going, you know what I mean? 361 00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:29,130 What is the pre -retail price of these astronaut specials? Ten bucks a piece. 362 00:18:30,450 --> 00:18:34,430 Oh, um, miss, I gave you a $20 note. Not too bad, buddy. 363 00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:39,910 I'll, um, I'll take two on trial. 364 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,130 Two? The thing's that bad. 365 00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:44,270 No, no, no, no, no, but there's, um... 366 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:48,780 Product testing, market evaluation, promotional research. You've got to be 367 00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:49,780 careful. 368 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:53,680 Had a bit of inside information, eh, Des? How's that, ma 'am? 369 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,740 Maria Martin in at 25 to 1. 370 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,620 Yep. Beauty. 371 00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,700 Oh, look at this. 372 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,040 Woo -hoo! 373 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:07,700 How many of these radios do you say you've got? 374 00:19:10,389 --> 00:19:13,990 100 % self -sufficient, ladies and gentlemen. No wires, no batteries, run 375 00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:17,750 Mother Nature in the form of the sun. An inexhaustible power supply and ozone 376 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:18,750 -friendly to boot. 377 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,070 And how much are you asking for, mate? 378 00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:22,670 $25 on my own worst enemy. 379 00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:25,970 Every component is guaranteed 100 % Australian. 380 00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:28,470 Can you hear me, sir? Excuse me. Hello? 381 00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:30,530 Hello? 382 00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:32,110 There you are, ladies and gentlemen. 383 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:36,520 The young man is completely engulfed in the music of Vivaldi, to the exclusion 384 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,980 of all other distracting noises. 385 00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:39,980 Such is the power of Solarad. 386 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,160 Hello. 387 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:47,240 Amazing. It was like being there listening to a full orchestra. 388 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,840 The French horns, the piccolos. 389 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:54,400 I never knew you could get so much power out of a little box like that. I was 390 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,400 really engulfed. Don't overdo it. 391 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,919 I'll have one. 392 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,500 I'll have one too. There you are, ladies and gentlemen. Another satisfied 393 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,860 client. The perfect gift for the difficult relative. 394 00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:07,120 There we are, madam. Thank you very much. There we are. $25 change, madam. 395 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,700 Thank you, sir. There we are. 396 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:13,980 Oh, that's amazing, ain't it? 397 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:15,920 Oh, that's big, all right. 398 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,320 When was it built? 399 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,040 I don't know. 400 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,960 What's that over there? 401 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,360 Not a mind of information, you, is ya? 402 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:32,860 Hey. 403 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,380 What are you taking me? 404 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:37,920 Your privilege. 405 00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,580 I'm taking you to my favourite place. 406 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,200 Hey. 407 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:55,580 Yeah? 408 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,060 Falling asleep on me. 409 00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,280 Sorry. 410 00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:01,700 Just wouldn't believe what I've been through in the last few days. 411 00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:10,780 There's an answer, isn't there? 412 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,440 There can't be two of them in Australia. 413 00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:20,220 There you are, miles from anywhere, the football's nil -nil. Could go anybody's 414 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:24,260 way. With this little gadget, you will never miss a goal. You could be way in 415 00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:27,180 the middle of the outback and still tune in to your own team's triumph. 416 00:21:27,659 --> 00:21:30,680 $25, sir, and you never need worry about buying batteries again. 417 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,720 One for you, sir. Very wise. 418 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,460 There we are, sir. 419 00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:36,360 $30, $5 change. 420 00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:39,040 Thank you, sir. You won't regret it. Oh, right. 421 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:41,360 Great spot, isn't it? 422 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,640 Full of tourists. 423 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,180 Just the place for flogging my new line. 424 00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:46,199 What's that? 425 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:50,400 That, Raymond, is a solar -powered... Frequently modulated, circulated, 426 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,440 integrated pocket radio. 427 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,020 With this in your possession, you can stay in constant touch with whatever 428 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:58,940 occupies your leisure or work time. Be it finance, sport, music... You're 429 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,600 Arthur, I'm not one of your punters. Yeah, sorry. 430 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,440 You just be careful you don't get nicked for trading without a licence. 431 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:08,180 Nah, petty regulations, Ray. I mean, what is democracy about if it's not 432 00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:09,480 to supply and demand? 433 00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:11,460 Your dad's just gone off to get me some more ammunition. 434 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:14,380 A couple more days like this, Ray, we'll be able to walk into the region with 435 00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:15,380 our heads held high. 436 00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:17,660 Oh, excuse me, sir. I'll be gone soon, you look. 437 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,840 Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a solar -powered, frequently modulated, 438 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,320 circulating, integrated pocket radio? 439 00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:30,860 Why don't we just post them the money? No way, I want me clothes better. Come 440 00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:33,940 on. Look, look, look. Go in quietly. Try and avoid any embarrassment. 441 00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:39,900 Good morning, Mr. Daly. 442 00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:44,260 G'day, Mr. Daly. 443 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,320 Daly? 444 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,680 Good day, Mr. Daly. How are you going? 445 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,200 Hello, Mr. Daly. 446 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,520 Hello, Mr. Daly. 447 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:53,640 Morning, Mr. Daly. 448 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,500 Ray, this is carnage. 449 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,960 Good day, Mr. Daly. Mr. Daly. Would you like the bill, please? 450 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,720 Mr. Daly's account, please. 451 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,540 Did you have a good trip? 452 00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:07,660 Yeah, yeah. 453 00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:08,980 Very good. 454 00:23:39,379 --> 00:23:40,379 Thank you. 455 00:23:41,260 --> 00:23:42,260 There we are. 456 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,060 How will you be paying? 457 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:50,760 Ah... That is something I'll have to discuss in my kitchen. 458 00:23:57,700 --> 00:24:00,600 That bill was the biggest load of fiction since Gone With The Wind. 459 00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:03,360 I know for a fact I never ordered an outback picnic. 460 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,260 I don't eat boiled eggs. 461 00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:07,900 And I certainly haven't watched any adult videos. 462 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:11,240 Yeah, don't look at me. 463 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,820 I can't believe they didn't know we'd gone. 464 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:17,500 They must have thought we was on safari at Ayers Rock or something. They still 465 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,500 think we're away. 466 00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:22,820 I'm being charged for a luxury suite with harbour view and room service while 467 00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:26,020 I'm living on kangaroo kebabs and bunking down with hippies and 468 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:26,979 every night. 469 00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:28,040 It's not looking good. 470 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,640 Look, I've told you before about this understate. Listen, I'm late for my 471 00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:34,500 You'd better not go back past the hotel. We can't show our face here till we're 472 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:35,740 paid. I'll catch you later. 473 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,040 All right. 474 00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:46,100 Right. Right. 475 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:56,260 Oh, my God. Mr. Daly, I wonder whether you'd be free for a meeting with Mr. 476 00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:57,300 Reed. 477 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,920 Sugar. 478 00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:15,820 Mr. Daily. 479 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,140 Arthur Daily. 480 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,840 I don't have a sweet tooth myself. 481 00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:25,580 Arthur, eh? 482 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,940 Nice touch. Very quaint. 483 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,500 Still too late now. 484 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,440 Dammit. 485 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,280 Lamington. 486 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,480 What do you mean, too late? 487 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,600 We both tried to get our hands on the porch and we both missed out. 488 00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:43,910 We have a lot in common. 489 00:25:44,490 --> 00:25:47,770 Ah, but you trod the path of subterfuge, Mr. Reid, not me. 490 00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:50,230 I've got ancestral roots in the outback. 491 00:25:50,690 --> 00:25:54,750 The dailies have been here ever since great -uncle Josh spotted the chance of 492 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,670 earner in the gold rush and packed his pick and shovel. 493 00:25:57,090 --> 00:25:59,070 You know, you really are very good at it. 494 00:26:00,390 --> 00:26:01,950 If only we'd been partners before. 495 00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:03,310 Before what? 496 00:26:03,530 --> 00:26:04,530 Before now. 497 00:26:04,990 --> 00:26:06,110 We're just what I need in England. 498 00:26:06,950 --> 00:26:08,890 Someone with money, contacts. 499 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:14,050 Someone who can handle my kind of... merchandise well i do have an awesome 500 00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:20,070 reputation for my europe -wide network yes what um what sort of merchandise do 501 00:26:20,070 --> 00:26:22,090 you have in mind you really have to ask 502 00:26:22,090 --> 00:26:35,590 hi 503 00:26:35,590 --> 00:26:37,670 you might be cooling down 504 00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:41,120 It's crazy, and I must have cooked a thousand head of cattle just to pay the 505 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,120 rent. 506 00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:44,600 If we had more room, you could move in with us. 507 00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:45,860 That's a nice thought. 508 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,560 We still on for the night? 509 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,520 If you can stay awake. 510 00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:51,660 What's your dad and Arthur doing? 511 00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:53,059 Don't know. 512 00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:54,100 Arthur hasn't come back yet. 513 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,860 When exactly would you deliver this merchandise? 514 00:27:00,580 --> 00:27:03,720 It'll be a personal collection, of course. Don't want to take unnecessary 515 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,280 Oh, absolutely. That's the way we do it at home. 516 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,660 Then it could be some of my associates. 517 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,540 Stop a few yarns, perhaps. 518 00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:10,720 They mostly speak pretty good English. 519 00:27:10,940 --> 00:27:12,560 I look forward to that with anticipation. 520 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,740 Ross will drop you back at your hotel. 521 00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,100 It's a reason, isn't it? 522 00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:07,860 Ray, let me in. 523 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,400 Ray, where you been? 524 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,940 Ray, we have got to get out of Australia. 525 00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:16,940 Cheers, Arthur. I would have never known that. No, no, no. You don't understand. 526 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,360 What are you cooking there, then? 527 00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:20,499 Koala fat. 528 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,680 You couldn't stop eating them yesterday. 529 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,000 I've had afternoon tea. 530 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,099 With what? 531 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:25,099 With sandwiches. 532 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:26,800 No, no, no, no. I haven't spent anything. 533 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:29,920 You haven't been down a Salvation Army, have you? No, I have not. 534 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:34,840 No. Thanks to you abandoning your sworn duty as a minder for a career in the 535 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:38,200 salmonella industry, I have been well and truly hijacked. Who by? 536 00:28:38,460 --> 00:28:39,460 That Mr. Reed. 537 00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:42,440 Salvation is not the word that springs to mind, Ray. 538 00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:45,340 I'm doomed. 539 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,680 So he picked you up, took you to his mansion, gave you tea and sandwiches. 540 00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:52,900 Yeah, little coconut cakes called lemon. 541 00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:56,260 Yeah, all right, Arthur. Then he offered you a partnership and drove you back to 542 00:28:56,260 --> 00:28:58,520 the... Ray, please don't remind me of it. 543 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,960 Maybe it's his way of apologising to you, Arthur. 544 00:29:02,380 --> 00:29:04,460 You know, for all the trouble he's caused you, mate. 545 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,980 I don't think you realise the enormity, Derek. 546 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:11,120 This man is the Al Capone of the cream tea, and he thinks I'm the UK 547 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,660 If he has his way, I'll be going through customs carrying more chemicals than I 548 00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:16,660 see I. 549 00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:20,600 Well, there's only one thing for it. You need to get out of Australia, mate. 550 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,880 Look, what we need is something we can sell for bigger money. We can pay for 551 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,380 hotel with a radio and hamburgers, but there's still the air tickets. 552 00:29:29,419 --> 00:29:35,600 Well, I do have a box of more expensive gadgets. They're personal organisers. 553 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:40,060 200 bucks a throw, but they're beautiful little things and they work perfectly. 554 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:44,280 But you haven't sold them. But they're not hot, are they? Ray, Ray, it's a very 555 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,280 warm country. 556 00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:47,120 Sale or return, Derek? 557 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,020 Anything like Hyde Park in London? 558 00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:57,660 Yeah, you could say that. 559 00:29:58,140 --> 00:30:00,600 Trees, grass, full of winos. 560 00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:05,880 I've always wanted to visit England. I'm planning to as soon as I can. Yeah? 561 00:30:06,540 --> 00:30:08,580 When you do, you know you can stay in my place. 562 00:30:13,820 --> 00:30:15,540 Do you have a girl back in England? 563 00:30:16,540 --> 00:30:18,800 I don't mind. 564 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,540 No, no, it's a good question. I'm just not really sure. 565 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,520 Well, if you're not really sure, that usually means you're short. 566 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,560 Does it? 567 00:30:28,330 --> 00:30:29,330 That's all. 568 00:30:37,410 --> 00:30:38,790 I'm gonna cook you now. 569 00:30:56,420 --> 00:31:02,040 Deeds. Deeds. Arthur, don't... No bugger in Australia is called Derek. 570 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,960 Yes. Being out here has been good for me. 571 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,800 It gives man a sense of perspective. 572 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:16,260 I mean, here I am on the other side of the world, and yet... 573 00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:18,820 How can I put it? 574 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:24,580 What am I trying to say is man is a pioneer. 575 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,000 Buffeted by the winds of fate. 576 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,740 Very well put, Arthur. 577 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,400 Buffeted. 578 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:37,800 Me and Ray come to this fly -flung corner of the Commonwealth. 579 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:42,200 Well, let's face it, they couldn't have flung it much further, could they? 580 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:47,220 And we haven't sat back. Things have become a bit grim. 581 00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:54,360 Grim, yes, sir. But with hard work and inspiration, we will 582 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,360 win. 583 00:31:55,729 --> 00:32:00,870 True. That is what I mean by a pioneer, Derek. It is. 584 00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:02,470 Arthur. 585 00:32:03,950 --> 00:32:04,950 Arthur. 586 00:32:06,710 --> 00:32:08,210 What is this, Arthur? 587 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:17,950 What is that? Do you think... Go on. 588 00:32:21,210 --> 00:32:22,210 Pioneer. 589 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:32,200 Right, Dizzy, get the food off your face, take the two -pot screamer and get 590 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,200 yourselves home. 591 00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:41,580 Well, Arthur, we shall leave this place and go to a bar around the corner 592 00:32:41,580 --> 00:32:47,360 where they don't mind a couple of pioneers having a drink and a laugh. 593 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,720 Pioneer! 594 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,490 Get off the road, you bloody old woman! 595 00:33:09,330 --> 00:33:11,490 Yeah, I think the copper's... It's all gone. 596 00:33:11,830 --> 00:33:16,250 Of course he's got a gun, Arthur. You can't expect them to stop bank robbers 597 00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:18,350 pulling out their personality, can you? 598 00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:20,990 Having some sort of problem, pal? 599 00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:27,890 Problem? Yes, well, the problem was you driving like a cocky in a cage. I was 600 00:33:27,890 --> 00:33:31,690 unable to... I have reason to believe you've been drinking this afternoon, 601 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,320 He has reason to believe. 602 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,860 We've been ten out of ten, Sherlock. 603 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,400 Step out of the car, please, gentlemen. 604 00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:40,720 Yes, of course. 605 00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:42,900 Ray. 606 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,740 Ray, it's me. Open up. 607 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,480 Nick. 608 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:56,280 Where have you been? 609 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:57,940 We're in crisis, Ray. 610 00:33:58,220 --> 00:33:59,680 The police know where I am. 611 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,000 Derek and me got pulled by the old bill. 612 00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:05,340 What you been up to now? Look, if you've got any questions, put them in writing. 613 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,560 I ain't got time. 614 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,179 The police know where we are. We've got to get out of Australia. 615 00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:11,800 We've been through that. We can't. Why not? 616 00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:13,198 The hotel. 617 00:34:13,199 --> 00:34:15,940 We haven't paid the bill, remember? The police will be waiting at the check -in. 618 00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:17,420 They won't have to. They know we're here. 619 00:34:20,380 --> 00:34:21,339 What you doing? 620 00:34:21,340 --> 00:34:22,340 What does it look like? 621 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,560 Another runner. 622 00:34:28,420 --> 00:34:29,850 Arthur! Time to get up. 623 00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:33,830 Arthur, time to get up. 624 00:34:34,190 --> 00:34:35,330 All right, dear. 625 00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:38,570 You're supposed to be out already. Derek's waiting for you. 626 00:34:41,630 --> 00:34:42,630 Where's Derek? 627 00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:44,750 Oh, oh, dead. Yeah. 628 00:34:45,330 --> 00:34:47,790 What happened? 629 00:34:48,230 --> 00:34:49,850 If you don't know, don't ask. 630 00:34:50,409 --> 00:34:53,010 I just hope you're in a fit state to earn some real cash. 631 00:34:54,030 --> 00:34:55,230 Consider it done right. 632 00:34:55,730 --> 00:34:57,150 What's that expression there, have you? 633 00:34:57,670 --> 00:34:58,670 No worries. 634 00:35:00,770 --> 00:35:04,450 Not a nibble. We did all our best pitches and they just don't want to 635 00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:08,610 Well, I hate to say this, Arthur, but you know this theory of yours about 636 00:35:08,610 --> 00:35:10,410 studying the punter's psychology? 637 00:35:10,670 --> 00:35:12,430 It has never been known to fail. 638 00:35:12,870 --> 00:35:16,090 Well, I think you may have misread the Australian character, mate. 639 00:35:16,330 --> 00:35:17,330 In what way? 640 00:35:17,770 --> 00:35:20,450 The average Sydney fighter doesn't like organisation. 641 00:35:20,650 --> 00:35:23,110 You know, everything in its place and all that. 642 00:35:23,610 --> 00:35:24,990 He likes a bit of chaos. 643 00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:30,300 A bit of... Devil may care, take me as I am. I may be sweaty, but my undies are 644 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:33,020 clean. You know what I mean? We're frontiersmen, Arthur. 645 00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:38,020 I mean, you can't carve a city like Sydney out of the book and be worrying 646 00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:40,040 your mother -in -law's birthday at the same time. 647 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,400 Why did you not make these thoughts known at the time of purchase? 648 00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:48,320 Well, you're on a roll, mate, and I thought it best just to let you keep 649 00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:52,540 So, in your assessment, I am holding stock. 650 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,620 that will be about as popular as a nut cutlet at a cannibal's feast. 651 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,260 Well, I don't want to put too fine a point to it, Arthur. They're not moving, 652 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,280 are they? 653 00:36:04,740 --> 00:36:08,080 I think there's only one thing for it. The rice -lip rush. 654 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,440 It's a sales technique very much in vogue during the war. A lot of American 655 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,500 airmen in the area, they called it the hard sell. 656 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:17,640 Watch. 657 00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:22,280 Top of the morning to you, Squire? 658 00:36:23,190 --> 00:36:27,810 Please don't take this amiss, but would I be right in thinking you are a man who 659 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:29,290 takes great pride in his appearance? 660 00:36:30,350 --> 00:36:31,350 I guess so. 661 00:36:31,370 --> 00:36:32,530 And who likes to be organised. 662 00:36:32,870 --> 00:36:34,810 Likes everything handy, ready when wanted. 663 00:36:35,090 --> 00:36:36,370 I like to be methodical, yes. 664 00:36:36,590 --> 00:36:38,390 Methodical, that's a good word. Like organised. 665 00:36:38,670 --> 00:36:43,410 I have something here that could affect a mini -revolution in your life. 666 00:36:44,230 --> 00:36:48,090 Gone are all those losable address books with names and numbers, or even worse, 667 00:36:48,110 --> 00:36:50,950 little bits of paper with numbers and no names. Have you ever done that? 668 00:36:51,230 --> 00:36:54,050 Preys on your mind for days. You ring it up, it's the butcher. You haven't paid 669 00:36:54,050 --> 00:36:55,390 your bill. You wish you'd never called. 670 00:36:56,090 --> 00:36:57,090 I've seen them before. 671 00:36:57,270 --> 00:36:58,630 Oh, so you'll be familiar with the quality. 672 00:36:58,870 --> 00:37:01,050 The Rolls Royce of chip technology. 673 00:37:01,530 --> 00:37:02,710 They're top quality, all right. 674 00:37:03,730 --> 00:37:07,030 200 of them were stolen from a warehouse on Jenkins Street a month ago. 675 00:37:07,770 --> 00:37:09,110 We've been keeping an eye on you. 676 00:37:10,170 --> 00:37:13,710 I'm Sergeant Davis of the New South Wales Police Department. 677 00:37:14,590 --> 00:37:15,870 And you're under arrest. 678 00:37:18,090 --> 00:37:19,090 Let's get this straight. 679 00:37:19,690 --> 00:37:23,290 You thought you were due to inherit a fortune, so you get a one -way ticket 680 00:37:23,290 --> 00:37:26,810 here, the deal falls through, and suddenly you're up the creek without a 681 00:37:26,970 --> 00:37:30,110 That's the gist of it. Then you turn your hand to selling stolen goods. 682 00:37:30,590 --> 00:37:33,510 Objection. I was not aware that these goods were not bona fide. 683 00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:37,450 Tell it to the bench, Mr. Daly. I'm being pilloried here for doing a decent 684 00:37:37,450 --> 00:37:40,870 thing. Instead of throwing myself at the mercy of the state, as any lesser man 685 00:37:40,870 --> 00:37:45,070 might have done, I used my innate abilities and created my own little 686 00:37:45,070 --> 00:37:46,430 mean, what's reprehensible about that? 687 00:37:46,650 --> 00:37:47,970 It's against the law. 688 00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:49,350 Then the law is an ass. 689 00:37:49,630 --> 00:37:51,230 for discouraging self -sufficiency. 690 00:37:51,710 --> 00:37:54,750 You've been trading without a licence, you've only got a tourist visa and 691 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:55,750 received stolen goods. 692 00:37:56,030 --> 00:38:00,450 And more importantly, you've become involved with someone we've now got 693 00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:01,650 day and night observation. 694 00:38:02,070 --> 00:38:05,830 Oh, come on, that's a bit much. I mean, Derek was only just over the limit. 695 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:08,430 I'm referring to a certain Mr Reid. 696 00:38:11,590 --> 00:38:12,950 I expect he's been delayed. 697 00:38:15,010 --> 00:38:16,010 You're on the hotel? 698 00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:17,810 Yes. What did they say? 699 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,240 Apparently he's in and out. 700 00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:22,060 I'll have the boys go and collect him. 701 00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:24,200 You wouldn't want him to get lost. 702 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,420 Why ask that? We've got enough of the hotel now. 703 00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:29,320 The ticket's home. 704 00:38:30,860 --> 00:38:32,320 Yes, the ticket. 705 00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:37,700 Look, you know how you say I'm not a mind of information? 706 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:39,820 You make up for it in other ways. 707 00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:45,720 Well, there's something I could have told you before, but I didn't. 708 00:38:47,870 --> 00:38:50,150 Have you ever heard of international air careers? 709 00:38:51,510 --> 00:38:54,710 Mr Daly, you're something of a headache for me. 710 00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:58,630 You're an extremely little fish caught in a net trawling for shark. 711 00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:02,090 Now that net's going to close soon and you'd best be out of it. 712 00:39:02,810 --> 00:39:06,070 Getting you convicted of these offences is going to take a lot of time and 713 00:39:06,070 --> 00:39:07,070 paperwork. 714 00:39:07,570 --> 00:39:10,150 And quite frankly, I'm not sure I want to waste my energies. 715 00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:12,070 I'm glad you've seen reason. Sit down. 716 00:39:15,010 --> 00:39:16,670 There are two things in your favour. 717 00:39:17,950 --> 00:39:21,290 One, we've managed to track down Billy McCabe in Darwin and he confirms your 718 00:39:21,290 --> 00:39:25,770 story. The other is that we don't want your kind of people in our fair city. 719 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:28,870 You mean my kind of people? How dare you? We were here first. 720 00:39:29,510 --> 00:39:33,210 Provided you're out of Australia in 48 hours, I consider the matter closed. And 721 00:39:33,210 --> 00:39:36,410 since you're not being charged, I'll see you taken back to your hotel. 722 00:39:36,930 --> 00:39:37,930 Oh, God. 723 00:40:26,890 --> 00:40:27,890 Daly's a grass. 724 00:40:28,810 --> 00:40:30,770 Roth threw him with the police not five minutes ago. 725 00:40:32,350 --> 00:40:33,350 I'll deal with him. 726 00:40:33,430 --> 00:40:34,430 This meeting's over. 727 00:40:38,170 --> 00:40:39,850 I think I managed to lose them. 728 00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:42,270 But I can't take much more of this. 729 00:40:42,510 --> 00:40:44,910 Neither can I, Arthur. Can't you ever stay out of trouble? 730 00:40:45,190 --> 00:40:46,490 I have stayed out of it. 731 00:40:46,810 --> 00:40:47,810 I'm not in prison. 732 00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:50,690 I'm not taking delivery of illicit substances. 733 00:40:51,170 --> 00:40:54,590 And I'm not taking tea with Mr Reid's social set, talking about the good old 734 00:40:54,590 --> 00:40:55,730 days in sunny Palermo. 735 00:40:56,379 --> 00:40:59,680 Look, all you have to do is get me out of Australia within the next 48 hours. 736 00:41:00,140 --> 00:41:01,360 Is that so much to ask? 737 00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:04,040 Well, leave it to Robin and me. 738 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,780 OK, keep Johnson on his tail. 739 00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:14,480 When he goes to ground, grab him. And don't take no for an answer. 740 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,160 How come you know about it? 741 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,140 Oh, I just knew. 742 00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:47,700 We actually have a pool of people we use. And we're booked up pretty solidly. 743 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:52,240 Then for urgent short notice flights, we use people off our long -term waiting 744 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,840 list. Whoever's available, free to travel. 745 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:56,880 If you're not on the list. 746 00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:58,360 Well, thanks anyway. 747 00:41:58,620 --> 00:41:59,339 Come on. 748 00:41:59,340 --> 00:42:00,340 Try Colin. 749 00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:04,600 What? Your long -term wait list. Try Collins, R... 750 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,220 Fine. 751 00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:09,940 You're high on the list. 752 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,840 Free to travel first thing tomorrow? 753 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,660 Sure. Have you got two places? 754 00:42:14,060 --> 00:42:15,620 Always doing my best for a pretty girl. 755 00:42:16,260 --> 00:42:17,260 Who's a London? 756 00:42:18,140 --> 00:42:19,420 I'll need to see your passport. 757 00:42:20,740 --> 00:42:23,660 You'll be met by one of our people at Heathrow, OK? 758 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:28,240 OK. You'll need to change the names. Daily A and Daily R. 759 00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:30,060 Oh, congratulations. 760 00:42:31,779 --> 00:42:33,140 I'm not Colin. Oh. 761 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:38,560 OK, well, of course, I'll have to put your name back on the bottom of the 762 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,300 No, Robin, wait a minute. Yeah, that's right, if you would. Collins R Miss. 763 00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:43,560 You can't do this. 764 00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:44,860 I just did. 765 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,620 Search him. Might be wise. 766 00:43:15,370 --> 00:43:16,370 That is not a bug. 767 00:43:16,570 --> 00:43:21,110 That is a securely modulated solar frequency. Nothing but a cheap radio. 768 00:43:21,190 --> 00:43:22,190 Exactly. 769 00:43:23,510 --> 00:43:24,530 I misjudged you. 770 00:43:25,230 --> 00:43:26,630 I thought you were one of us. 771 00:43:27,370 --> 00:43:30,150 If you want to stay alive, you'd better tell us exactly who you really are. 772 00:43:35,350 --> 00:43:38,870 Arthur Daly, British citizen and international entrepreneur. 773 00:43:49,570 --> 00:43:50,710 Ray. What's the matter? 774 00:43:51,450 --> 00:43:53,650 It just feels like you've gone already. 775 00:43:54,430 --> 00:43:56,710 This time tomorrow you'll be on the other side of the world. 776 00:43:58,150 --> 00:44:04,850 I just wanted to say... You know. 777 00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:06,410 Hannah. 778 00:44:06,850 --> 00:44:07,850 Me too. 779 00:44:14,390 --> 00:44:17,370 I suppose I'd rather have you safe in England than in trouble here. 780 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:19,860 I'll never forget what you did. 781 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:02,740 Arthur, what did he do to you? 782 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,840 Well, he didn't give me another cup of tea and a sandwich. 783 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,240 Gave me 24 hours to get out of Australia if I don't want my legs broken. 784 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,880 Well, at least he didn't take me back to the hotel. 785 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,020 It wouldn't have mattered if he had. Why not? 786 00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:14,620 I've paid. 787 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,560 What do I do with this? Put it on your lap and don't let it out your side. 788 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,160 Boarding pass, you're boarding through gate 21. 789 00:45:55,380 --> 00:45:56,660 21, yeah? Thank you. Sweet. 790 00:45:56,900 --> 00:46:00,680 Gate 21. Final call for abandoned passengers with Air India on AI -101. 791 00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:02,540 Please get to gate 29. 792 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:06,360 Well, Arthur, mate, it was some adventure, but I wouldn't have missed it 793 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,260 quid. No, it's been an education, Derek. 794 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,660 Certainly not as advertised in the Sunday glosses back home. 795 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:17,020 I, uh, got a little something for you to remember us by. Oh, you shouldn't have. 796 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,940 Oh. Just what I'd have chosen myself. 797 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,400 No. 798 00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:36,240 I'm going to miss you, Raymond Daly. 799 00:46:45,930 --> 00:46:46,930 Me too. 800 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,520 How soon do the drinks come round, Ray? 801 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,480 I'm gasping for a VAT. 802 00:47:20,900 --> 00:47:23,200 We can't afford any, Arthur. We're skint. 803 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,740 Yeah, but I mean, it's one long happy hour up here, isn't it? Three booze, as 804 00:47:26,740 --> 00:47:27,499 much as you like. 805 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:29,680 Not anything, it's not. Soft drinks only. 806 00:47:29,940 --> 00:47:34,320 What? You know, I've got to sit strapped in here for the next 24 hours trying to 807 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,840 get oblivious on pineapple juice. 808 00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:38,740 It'll make the first one at the Winchester taste all the nicer. 809 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,180 Oh, my God, the Winchester. 810 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,880 What did you say to Dave when you phoned? 811 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:46,040 Not much. He said he could forget about the welcome home party. 812 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,260 Shows we think alike as a family, Ray. 813 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,960 Because that is exactly what her indoors said to me.