1 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,860 These are merely photocopies, McCabe. 2 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:48,380 Mr. Daly's bringing the originals. He wouldn't let them out of his sight. 3 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:51,900 I suppose that's understandable. 4 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:56,100 If they prove his title... Yeah? 5 00:01:58,600 --> 00:01:59,640 When are they due in? 6 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:01,180 Tomorrow morning. 7 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:03,140 I booked them in the region, like you said. 8 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:07,140 You will keep an eye on Mr. Daly until things are sorted out. I don't want to 9 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:10,039 bring him halfway around the world and then have him slip under a bus before 10 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:11,039 estate's cleared up. 11 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:12,100 You're paid. 12 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:14,690 He's legally represented here, is he? What? 13 00:02:15,050 --> 00:02:16,950 Oh, sure, yeah. No worries. 14 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:19,890 One other thing. 15 00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:24,810 My secretary had a call from Mr Daly regarding his wife, Cheryl. 16 00:02:25,510 --> 00:02:27,590 Cheryl? Cheryl Indoors. 17 00:02:28,410 --> 00:02:29,410 Odd name. 18 00:02:29,930 --> 00:02:34,670 Nevertheless, apparently she can't come, so Mr Daly's bringing his young nephew. 19 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,030 Treat for the kid, I suppose. 20 00:02:37,730 --> 00:02:38,730 Yeah. 21 00:02:39,050 --> 00:02:40,050 That'll be the reason. 22 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,120 That's 30 pounds, old man. 23 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,320 There you go, my son. 24 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,079 20 on the spot. 25 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:20,500 You're going to bankrupt us leaving chips like that? No worries, Ray. From 26 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,540 on in, we're first class. 27 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:25,840 You got everything? 28 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,180 Of course I have. I don't want you getting overawed and forgetting 29 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:31,000 I'm not overawed. 30 00:03:31,860 --> 00:03:34,720 The inexperienced traveller, it can get to you, Ray. 31 00:03:36,019 --> 00:03:37,019 Tickets. 32 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:39,540 In your hand. Well, they have been since you picked them up. 33 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:41,360 How do you keep them dry in a shower? 34 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,600 Mock not, Ray. 35 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,460 The secret of long -distance travel is preparedness. 36 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,480 Well, I'm perfectly prepared. I mean, I love nipping off abroad. 37 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:49,860 Jack, this is more than a nip, Ray. 38 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,980 I had a look at that globe in the lock -up. 39 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,300 And just when you expect them to put the undercarriage down and get a nice whiff 40 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:57,660 of paella, they turn left and carry on. Yeah, I can't wait. 41 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,080 It pleases. 42 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:00,540 In their passports. 43 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,760 Yeah, you better have yours. You've got to sign it. 44 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,510 What's this? Where did you get it? You've been ripped off. 45 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:07,710 Well, it's the new one. But look at the colour of it. 46 00:04:07,930 --> 00:04:09,970 It's kosher. Do you just have to sign it? 47 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:13,050 Citizen? 48 00:04:13,450 --> 00:04:15,670 I knew that wall coming down would mean trouble. 49 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:17,550 Arthur, it's an EEC passport. 50 00:04:18,029 --> 00:04:20,649 Well, how come you haven't got one? Because I got mine before they was 51 00:04:20,649 --> 00:04:23,570 over. So did I. Yeah, but Arthur, yours ran out in 1967. 52 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:25,630 Well, it looks like a ration book. 53 00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:27,190 Well, we're all going to have to use them eventually. 54 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:29,090 Well, in the meantime, I want the proper one. 55 00:04:29,410 --> 00:04:32,250 Her Britannic Majesty, blue cardboard, a full Monty. Arthur. 56 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:33,800 They've stopped making them. 57 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:43,200 Mrs Silverton, please go immediately to gate 24. 58 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,860 She said you was an old hand. 59 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:47,680 I mean, you've done plenty of this island hopping when you was young. Yeah, 60 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:48,159 that's right. 61 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,700 Yeah, Isle of Wight, Isle of Man. Well, granted, a lot of this is new, but the 62 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:55,000 principle of trans -world exploration... What are you doing? All hand luggage 63 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,960 must pass through the machine, sir. No, no, no, I'm not parting with this. It's 64 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,120 full of confidential information. 65 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:00,360 It's the law, sir. 66 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,120 Oh, have you got a sniffer dog or something? 67 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:03,540 Arthur. 68 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:06,500 Arthur. 69 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:11,760 Stephen Berger, please contact airport information after phone inquiry. 70 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:22,100 You cannot have anything else metal on you, Arthur. You wouldn't be able to 71 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:24,700 walk. Do you mind? You've felt there once already. 72 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:28,840 Would you go through, please, again, sir? 73 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:39,820 How do you think the plane was going to take off carrying that lot? 74 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,000 Ask any globetrotter, Ray, he'll tell you the same. 75 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:44,780 All essential items should be kept on your person. 76 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,820 Chef, I've got one free with a go on a three -star, 1966. 77 00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,140 Essential. 78 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:00,760 They all have them. 79 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:04,000 You can't get Alan Wicker out the front door unless he's got his lucky rabbit's 80 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:04,749 foot with him. 81 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:06,170 You're just right around there. 82 00:06:06,610 --> 00:06:07,890 Hello, my dear. Good evening. 83 00:06:08,190 --> 00:06:09,190 Nice to see you again. 84 00:06:09,430 --> 00:06:10,430 Welcome aboard, sir. 85 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:11,970 Hello. Hey, 86 00:06:15,390 --> 00:06:16,390 Ray. 87 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:17,650 This is a daft ticket. 88 00:06:17,850 --> 00:06:20,470 Our seats are done and run. Come on, I'm for with business class. 89 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:26,610 All right. 90 00:06:28,670 --> 00:06:29,670 Up there. 91 00:06:32,010 --> 00:06:33,010 Upstairs. 92 00:06:42,780 --> 00:06:49,360 See you soon, Rod. It's tough. 93 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:03,940 Need a lift, Rod? 94 00:07:05,450 --> 00:07:06,670 Look, I need a hole in the head. 95 00:07:22,470 --> 00:07:23,570 What a feeling, eh? 96 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:25,490 How'd you power down that runway? 97 00:07:26,670 --> 00:07:28,370 Do it often enough, Ray, you get blase. 98 00:07:29,090 --> 00:07:30,510 That's the only way to travel, Arthur. 99 00:07:30,770 --> 00:07:31,629 What are you doing? 100 00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:32,790 I thought I'd get a bit of shine. 101 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:36,110 My mate was telling me that the only way to avoid jet lag is catnapping. 102 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:37,690 Right. 103 00:07:38,170 --> 00:07:39,170 Jet lag. 104 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:41,310 Term unknown to the battle -hardened traveller. 105 00:07:41,930 --> 00:07:42,930 It's all in the mind. 106 00:07:43,570 --> 00:07:45,070 Just pace yourself, there's no problem. 107 00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:53,210 Here, they're bringing round a free booze. Get your hand up. 108 00:07:58,290 --> 00:08:00,630 Catch the wrong bit in there, you could do some real damage, eh, Rod? 109 00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:02,880 There you go, Mr. Reed. You'll get every cent. 110 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,120 I need time. 111 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:05,380 Rodney, Rodney, relax. 112 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,720 I haven't come to have a blue with you. 113 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:10,320 I've got you a nice little engagement. 114 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:37,559 Sorry, sir. No pipes or cigars on board. 115 00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:40,159 I thought that was just for them downstairs. 116 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:41,039 What about it? 117 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:43,700 No, cigarettes are allowed in designated smoking areas, sir. 118 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Don't smoke cigarettes. 119 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:48,640 Where are you going? 120 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:50,300 Well, gents, all right? No, no, no, no. 121 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:51,540 Not now. 122 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:52,640 Wait till we land. 123 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:57,280 But it's hours after. I need to go now. Hey, I may not be able to look your 124 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,280 mother in the eye again. 125 00:08:58,640 --> 00:08:59,640 What's the problem? 126 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,840 You don't have to know. It happens. 127 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,040 The jet set. 128 00:09:04,910 --> 00:09:05,909 What happens? 129 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:06,910 There's toilets. 130 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:08,950 Get a special toilet. 131 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:10,650 Turn -up club. 132 00:09:12,430 --> 00:09:16,850 It's the Marley Club, Arthur. If it doesn't, there's some very supple people 133 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:17,850 about. 134 00:09:35,090 --> 00:09:36,090 Job. 135 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:37,190 Engagement. 136 00:09:37,550 --> 00:09:38,550 What do I have to do? 137 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:41,850 Just be yourself, Rodney. Just be yourself. 138 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:04,260 Got four, served two. 139 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:05,920 Lucky. 140 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:08,640 Maybe like the Cornelius Rod. 141 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,600 Not even those in the business. 142 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,360 There's something dishonest about it. 143 00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:17,060 Crime is crime? 144 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,980 Maybe you're right. I wouldn't know. 145 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:21,860 Last time I saw you, you were a priest. 146 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,180 Time before that, a doctor. 147 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,880 You understand the way people are. 148 00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:31,920 I bet there's no one you couldn't be, if you put your mind to it. 149 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,940 Do you know that feeling you get in your mouth when you get a call from the 150 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:43,940 inland revenue? 151 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:48,820 Oh, thank God. 152 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:51,280 I thought these planes were supposed to be quick. 153 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:52,560 What's in Big Dan? 154 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,380 How long we been going? 155 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,360 Uh, 13 hours. 156 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,140 What's the right time in Sydney? 157 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,780 Why? Want to put my watch right? 158 00:11:03,180 --> 00:11:04,520 Yeah, but you need Singapore time. 159 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:08,300 Eh? It's where we're landing, Arthur. 160 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:10,680 You mean we're not there? 161 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:14,740 Nah. Quick refill and then maybe another seven or eight hours, isn't it, Sidney? 162 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:16,020 Oh, my God. 163 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,500 They should make those globes bigger. 164 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,580 Give you more of an idea. 165 00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:23,660 And the weather. 166 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:27,540 We've got another hot one lined up today and for the rest of the week. 167 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:31,540 Temperatures expect to go even higher than at the weekend, 42 degrees. 168 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,380 Gee, that's warming up nicely. 169 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,380 So get ready for the heatwave, folks. 170 00:11:46,190 --> 00:11:47,190 Wakey, wakey, Arthur. 171 00:11:47,490 --> 00:11:48,510 Breakfast is ready. 172 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,490 Let's see what early Doris wants on her toast. 173 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:55,030 She's in England, Arthur, and you're on a plane. 174 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:57,630 Here, have a buck's fish, liven you up a bit. 175 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:25,720 G'day, Arthur. 176 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:27,399 G'day, Ray. 177 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,400 Welcome to Sydney. 178 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:30,120 Come on, I've got a car waiting. 179 00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:42,540 You all right, Arthur? 180 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:44,460 Who turned up the heat? 181 00:12:44,780 --> 00:12:45,820 It's a beauty, isn't it? 182 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,600 That might not be a bad idea. 183 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,940 You're right, especially if we get this heat wave there threatening. 184 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:01,900 Where'd you say we were, right? 185 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:47,220 Your blood's going to freshen up and I'll pick you up in a couple of hours. 186 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:03,700 Arthur! 187 00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:05,460 Arthur, over here. 188 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,980 Uh, reservation in the name of Daly. 189 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,620 Arthur and Raymond, I think. Right. 190 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,220 Cheers. 191 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,180 The truss is not going to take long. 192 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,200 I wouldn't mind... Yeah? 193 00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:25,860 What? 194 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,780 What wouldn't you mind? 195 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,100 Carry on. 196 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,120 I'll have your bag sent up to your room. 197 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,479 Oh, cheers. 198 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,240 We do hope you enjoy your stay. 199 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:39,140 We're looking forward to it, aren't we, Arthur? 200 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,780 Arthur, is that flight gain of you? 201 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:45,340 No, you must forgive his boyish enthusiasm. 202 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:51,280 He's... And what? 203 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,020 He's my nephew. 204 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:58,640 All these trips across the world, all a bit much for him. 205 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:30,990 Hello, mate. How are you going? 206 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,310 I haven't seen you for a while. 207 00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:34,010 Hello, Barry. 208 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,150 Schooner, please. 209 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,270 Well, well. 210 00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:42,010 If it isn't the famous private eye and full -time lowlife. 211 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,089 G'day, Susan. 212 00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:44,490 Good morning in court. 213 00:15:44,850 --> 00:15:46,870 You bastard. You really don't care, do you? 214 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:50,510 If a woman comes to me and says she thinks her husband's doing an awful lot 215 00:15:50,510 --> 00:15:53,870 overtime and I check it out and I take a few pictures and she gets to know the 216 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,010 truth, what have I done wrong? 217 00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:57,550 People mess around. 218 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:01,540 No one would have been any the wiser until you started poking your nose in. 219 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:03,720 but you don't give a damn. And now I'm defending an assault charge. 220 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,920 Exactly. You wouldn't have a job except for the likes of me. 221 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:09,460 Do you want a beer? 222 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,360 The day you give me a job worth doing, I'll buy the drinks. 223 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,200 Pete! 224 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:15,760 Another schooner, mate. 225 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:18,940 That'll be $2 .30. 226 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,579 Here, Arthur. 227 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:25,220 Do you know the water goes down the plug old clockwise in Australia? 228 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,980 What? How's it going, England? 229 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,440 90 clockwise. 230 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:30,940 Oh, Raymond. 231 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:36,200 I hope the L I've suffered in the last 24 hours is going to yield more than 232 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,420 one piece of information. 233 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,500 Come! 234 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,040 Ah! 235 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,460 Oi, hold on, hold on. 236 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:54,900 What's this? 237 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,420 Our finest wine, sir. 238 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:58,880 He's Australian. 239 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:00,680 That's right, sir. 240 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Oh, I like a man who does his bit for the economy. 241 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:07,760 But when it comes to fine plonk, you must know I'm a bit of a connoisseur. 242 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,099 Go and get us something decent. 243 00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:11,079 It's one prize, sir. 244 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:14,119 Yeah, sir, there's an orchid. But you'd stop short of putting your lips round 245 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,300 him. Go on, off you go. 246 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:19,220 You can't tell these colonials anything, Ray. 247 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,940 Arthur, I think there's something we should discuss. 248 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:24,380 Fire away. 249 00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:28,079 Oh, these prawns are lovely if you have one. It's important, Arthur. 250 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,480 You're carrying on like the inheritance is already yours. 251 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,000 No, don't worry. 252 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:35,620 There is no doubt that Joshua Daly is my great -uncle. 253 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,560 Won't be long now. 254 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,640 Have a nice day, Rod. 255 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,740 And wipe that grin off your face. 256 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,700 Somebody very close to you has just died. 257 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:05,630 Beauty in you blokes again. 258 00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:08,030 You'll enjoy the view better this way. 259 00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:10,210 This is the business, ain't it, Arthur? 260 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,210 I'm going up and down, Ray. 261 00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:15,830 Seems all right five minutes ago. 262 00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:21,610 When do we get to Sydney Harbour? 263 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:22,830 Arthur. 264 00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:25,790 Mr Evans wanted to see you ASAP. 265 00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:29,510 He's a bit of an old wowser, likes everything done by the book. 266 00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:30,730 What's he about? 267 00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:31,870 Oh, God knows. 268 00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:34,910 Your solicitor will sort that out. I've arranged to meet lunchtime. 269 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:38,770 Solicitor? I've got you the best young lawyer in Sydney. 270 00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:41,190 Evans says you need one. Yeah, he would. 271 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,510 Mason's the world over. 272 00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,150 Make it work for the row. 273 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,670 Not necessary, Bill. 274 00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:48,290 It's all in here. 275 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:53,570 If you or Mr Evans can read English, we just have to show our faces and collect. 276 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:02,020 I'm going to spend the first million on holiday home in the Isle of Sheppey. 277 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,960 Cut out the travel. 278 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,860 You'll feel fine after sleep, Arthur. 279 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:09,280 I won't feel fine till I've got Tara Winchester under my feet. 280 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,180 Can the dailies come in now, please? 281 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,780 Oi! What's going on? 282 00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:40,530 Please don't shout, Mr. David. 283 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:41,750 I am not shouting. 284 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,110 That is not the English way. 285 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,310 I'm merely trying to communicate my surprise. 286 00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:49,170 I travelled thousands of miles, expecting to cop for my great -uncle's 287 00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:51,930 only to find five other dailies expecting the same. 288 00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:55,970 Obviously, I hired private detectives to search every country where there seemed 289 00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:58,530 to be a connection with a deceased who wouldn't expect me to do otherwise. 290 00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:01,330 You could have saved yourself the bother. You've seen my documents. 291 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:03,910 I'll need to examine those at a later date to check they're genuine. 292 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:08,850 Genuine? How dare you? Come on. But Mr Evans has got a job to do. We can talk 293 00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:11,870 about it later after you've rested. Rest? I don't need rest. 294 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,950 I need a lawyer. Someone with an English sense of fair play. 295 00:20:15,530 --> 00:20:19,550 I can recommend... I'd rather you didn't make things worse, Mr Evans. Oh, come 296 00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:20,550 on. 297 00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:23,390 This changes my whole attitude of body line. 298 00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:27,050 I don't like it. I haven't had a chance to research, plan. 299 00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:30,210 I thought I'd just turned up, sign on the dotted line. You've got it wrong. 300 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:31,690 It's too risky. I want out. 301 00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:33,290 You don't get it, do you? 302 00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:34,530 Do you? 303 00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:37,480 You've got no option on this, Rod. I've been planning this for weeks. 304 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,800 And you've got too many bad debts to say no. 305 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,820 You're Joshua Daly's illegitimate son because I say you are. 306 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:46,200 And you're going to stay that way until I tell you you can stop. 307 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:47,920 What about the others? 308 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:51,620 Your problem? Your paper works good. Did it myself. 309 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,840 The problem was shouting the odds. 310 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,400 Yes, I hear. 311 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:57,820 He needs checking. 312 00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:07,460 Sure, Arthur. You've seen the prices, innit? 313 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:09,360 Uncle Joshua will provide. 314 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,400 Yeah, and how much is this lawyer going to cost, eh? 315 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,160 I want justice, Ray. 316 00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:14,560 McCabe says he knows the best. 317 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:15,800 Price doesn't come into it. 318 00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:19,180 Arthur, what if it turns out to be one of the other dailies? You've seen the 319 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:21,660 documentation. I am a genuine article. 320 00:21:35,530 --> 00:21:36,530 Arthur? 321 00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:37,650 Ray? 322 00:21:38,010 --> 00:21:39,230 This is Susan Hamilton. 323 00:21:39,870 --> 00:21:41,530 She's your lawyer. Pleased to meet you. 324 00:21:41,930 --> 00:21:43,470 How do you do? Pleased to meet you. 325 00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:13,780 We've seen the papers. Some are set out clear as day. 326 00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:20,740 Now, without wishing to cast aspersions... I'd like to look into the 327 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:21,740 working of the will. 328 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:25,640 It may be that Joshua had assets that could be split as well as Paradise 329 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,980 Springs. Paradise Springs? 330 00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:28,660 Joshua's estate. 331 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:30,460 I gather that's what it's called. 332 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,680 But I imagine that'll go intact. 333 00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:35,180 As I say, I won't know until I speak to Evans. 334 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,680 What shall we do meantime? 335 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:40,000 Well, if there's anything else that you can dredge up that links Arthur to 336 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Joshua, let me know. 337 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,120 Any more wine? 338 00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:44,340 Arthur. 339 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,500 Come on, you'll pass the show by day. 340 00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:50,000 Raymond, if you're knackered, don't be afraid to say so. 341 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,040 Don't be embarrassed because you're not used to it. This way. 342 00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:55,300 Excuse me, I'm going to get back to the hotel. 343 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:57,360 Arthur. 344 00:22:58,020 --> 00:23:00,000 Who was that woman? 345 00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:18,580 Well, you know what to do. 346 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,640 I'd love twins. 347 00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:24,260 Thank you very much. 348 00:23:24,740 --> 00:23:27,480 I don't know, Arthur. Are you sure you're up to it? I mean, you've only had 349 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,299 hour's kit. 350 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:29,700 I'll kill two birds with one stone. 351 00:23:30,220 --> 00:23:34,060 See the family heirlooms and establish an irrefutable link. Yeah, but you still 352 00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:36,600 want to be over the jet lag. Yeah, I never felt better in my life. 353 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,540 Hello. Is everything okay, sir? Oh, lovely. And the other wine, the pink 354 00:23:40,540 --> 00:23:41,540 stuff. Excellent. 355 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,080 Where do you like? Yeah, bung a crate up in the room, will you, for when we get 356 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,080 back. A crate? 357 00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:47,180 Well, save and send it down every five minutes. 358 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,660 Stick it on my account. 359 00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:50,060 Whatever you'd like, sir. 360 00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:53,660 Arthur, that was a 50 you gave him. 361 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,880 Yeah, it's only Australian money, though, isn't it? 362 00:23:58,940 --> 00:23:59,940 G'day, Mr Daly. 363 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,100 Your car's waiting for you outside, sir. 364 00:24:02,380 --> 00:24:02,959 Oh, sir. 365 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,100 Stick it on my slate, will you? No, my bill. 366 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,600 Of course. 367 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,640 May I ask where you're going, sir? 368 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,120 I beg your pardon? 369 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:12,320 Well, I was wondering where you're going. 370 00:24:13,330 --> 00:24:17,050 There's no such thing as privacy on this island. Nothing personal, sir. It's 371 00:24:17,050 --> 00:24:20,450 just that once outside the city, people have been known to get lost. 372 00:24:20,890 --> 00:24:23,190 Oh, no, no, no. Be prepared. 373 00:24:24,070 --> 00:24:27,590 Tradition drummed into every Englishman from the age when he's first able to fix 374 00:24:27,590 --> 00:24:28,590 his own wobble. 375 00:24:28,890 --> 00:24:31,030 Yes, sir. I was going to see the family mansion. Oh. 376 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:32,810 Just nipping up the road. 377 00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:34,730 Probably be back in about an hour or so. 378 00:24:35,070 --> 00:24:36,070 Well, enjoy yourself. 379 00:24:36,570 --> 00:24:37,570 Good day. 380 00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:53,130 I'm going to leave my coat with reception. 381 00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:55,870 Hey. 382 00:25:04,790 --> 00:25:05,790 Yeah. 383 00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:12,210 Oi, 384 00:25:14,690 --> 00:25:16,090 Ray. Stop mucking about. 385 00:25:16,550 --> 00:25:18,690 If I wanted a tongue to toy, I'd have asked for one. 386 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,740 But they'll use them over here. Ideal for when you get off the main roads. 387 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,320 Ray, I am navigating. 388 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,980 We will not be going off the main roads. 389 00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:44,380 Well, any ideas? 390 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:49,580 Ray, do you think Columbus had his second lieutenant breathing over his 391 00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:51,840 while he was trying to negotiate the great unknown? 392 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,680 Columbus went 7 ,000 miles out of his way, Arthur. 393 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:56,900 My point, exactly. 394 00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,440 Turn left. 395 00:25:59,820 --> 00:26:00,960 Turn left? Yeah. 396 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,700 Where? Where do I turn left? Up, up ahead. 397 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:06,320 Up ahead is all there is, Arthur. It never ends. 398 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:10,620 It's forward or backwards. There's nowhere to turn to. Keep calm, Ray. Keep 399 00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:12,240 calm. I know exactly where we are. 400 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,680 It's just a question of finding it on the map. 401 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,820 We are lost Arthur. 402 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,180 No we aren't. 403 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,140 It's not my fault. It's a map. 404 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,400 If I can find Bork, Paradise Springs is behind it. 405 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:00,660 Let's have a look. 406 00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:05,260 What's that? 407 00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:06,419 It's a lorry. 408 00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:07,520 I'll flag him down. 409 00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:09,100 He'll put us straight. 410 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,540 I think he's stopped to have a brew up. 411 00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:20,040 Arthur, he's seen things. 412 00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:24,820 Look, it's a Mirage. I am not. I know lorry drivers. 413 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,000 All the same, the world over. 414 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:29,120 Two tea bags every ten miles. 415 00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:35,020 I'm telling you, there's nothing out there. 416 00:27:36,660 --> 00:27:37,660 We're on our own. 417 00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:50,500 Spirit of El Alamein. 418 00:27:52,410 --> 00:27:53,410 Remember Monty, way? 419 00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:01,370 If there's nothing in her office, then the documents are with Daly. 420 00:28:02,690 --> 00:28:06,290 If they're so valuable he won't let them out of his sight, then I really think 421 00:28:06,290 --> 00:28:07,290 we need to have a look at them, don't you? 422 00:28:07,970 --> 00:28:09,070 Find out what we're up against. 423 00:28:10,850 --> 00:28:12,090 Get after him. Get the documents. 424 00:28:12,370 --> 00:28:13,750 I don't care what you do, just get them. 425 00:28:14,370 --> 00:28:15,710 I knew this was a mistake. 426 00:28:16,030 --> 00:28:17,230 It'll be getting dark soon. 427 00:28:17,450 --> 00:28:18,450 Arthur, let me concentrate. 428 00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:19,830 That's when they come out. 429 00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:20,969 What do? 430 00:28:20,970 --> 00:28:22,900 Spiders. What you going on about? 431 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,160 I read about them in a book. 432 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:25,780 Killer spiders. 433 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,100 Like toupees on legs. 434 00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:29,920 That's why there's so much open space. 435 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,320 They've eaten everything. 436 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:32,599 Give over. 437 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,800 Yeah. Ah! 438 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,380 Leg it, Ray! 439 00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:39,860 Ray? 440 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,220 G'day. Could you call Mr. Daly's suite, please? Tell him it's Bill McKay. 441 00:28:57,460 --> 00:29:00,360 I'm afraid Mr. Daly and his nephew are out. Can I take a message? 442 00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:01,580 Where'd they go? 443 00:29:02,940 --> 00:29:04,700 I'm looking after them while they're in town. 444 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,020 They went for a drive. 445 00:29:08,740 --> 00:29:09,740 A drive? 446 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,500 Well, it shouldn't be too long. If it cares a weight, they're just nipping up 447 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,319 the road. 448 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,320 Did they say where exactly? 449 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,240 Family mansion or something. 450 00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:18,100 Oh, sh... 451 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,560 Still want to wire it, Arthur. 452 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,260 Why can't we stay inside? 453 00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:31,800 The wind's as hot as the sun. 454 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,480 Greenhouse effect. 455 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,520 Oh, I thought that was when you used the wrong deodorant or something. 456 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,800 Yeah, that as well. 457 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:39,780 We'd be safe in there. 458 00:29:40,340 --> 00:29:42,480 We'd fry, Arthur. Off the ground. 459 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,540 This is tarantula country, Ray. 460 00:29:44,740 --> 00:29:46,100 There are no tarantulas here. 461 00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:49,860 It's said in the book. Look, I'm sure there are tarantulas in Australia, but 462 00:29:49,860 --> 00:29:51,340 they're only dangerous when you corner them. 463 00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:54,900 Given the fact there are no corners here as far as the eye can see, I think we 464 00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:56,620 can assume that we're going to be pretty safe. 465 00:29:56,820 --> 00:29:58,740 All right, Raymond, all right. There's no need for sudden outbreaks. 466 00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:02,880 We need to stay cool, especially if there are snakes around. 467 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,120 No good, Arthur. This car's had it. 468 00:30:26,220 --> 00:30:27,220 Watch out. 469 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:28,960 Ruffer. 470 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:30,300 You all right? 471 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,020 I'm dying, Ray. 472 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,180 And I'll never see my inheritance. 473 00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:36,620 Paradise Springs. 474 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,360 Land of milk and honey, Ray. 475 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,120 I have plans. 476 00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:43,460 Six months. 477 00:30:44,980 --> 00:30:47,280 Sunshine. Creature comforts. 478 00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:49,560 I'm fading fast, Ray. 479 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,060 You've just had a bit too much sun, that's all. 480 00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:54,640 I mean, you're still holding on from the flight. That's it, isn't it? 481 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,200 If I go first, Ray, help yourself. 482 00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:00,220 You what? 483 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,520 There's not much on me, but I'd rather you had it than the vultures. 484 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:05,480 Vultures? Chapter 11. 485 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,760 Arthur, you're going to be fine, trust me. 486 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,920 Oh. And that's the fried daily. You forget it. You're a good boy, Ray. 487 00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:16,060 Best thing I ever did, taking you off, off, off, off. What's up? 488 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,680 What? 489 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,140 Smile? Yeah, like you said earlier. 490 00:31:40,460 --> 00:31:41,900 It needs to know we're friendly. 491 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,480 I moved! 492 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:44,860 No, it didn't. 493 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,400 Did it ever go to sleep? 494 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:49,540 I don't know. You're the Australian wildlife expert. What did it say in the 495 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:50,479 book? I don't know. 496 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,320 It didn't get that far. I was too upset. 497 00:31:53,420 --> 00:31:55,400 See if its eyelids are getting at me. 498 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,040 Arthur, I'm not about to start eyeballing a dangerous animal. 499 00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:02,160 We could sink to it. 500 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,460 Oh, save me! 501 00:32:19,390 --> 00:32:20,670 You've like scared me to death. 502 00:32:21,310 --> 00:32:24,850 If you don't know these roads, you can soon... Is everything all right? 503 00:32:26,810 --> 00:32:28,190 You've got a smack in the mouth, Arthur. 504 00:32:28,850 --> 00:32:29,850 Spider. 505 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:32,450 Oh, yeah. 506 00:32:35,390 --> 00:32:36,650 So what's the problem with the car? 507 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,380 We were doing fine, and then Ray seemed to drift off the main road. 508 00:32:47,940 --> 00:32:49,020 This is the main road. 509 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,000 What? It's a desert. 510 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,260 We'll send boat jest across here. 511 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,020 I will never complain about the state of the North Circular again. 512 00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:59,100 Joshua lived here all his life, then? 513 00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:00,340 Well, Paradise Springs? 514 00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:02,280 Yeah, never cared much for the city. 515 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,460 He had all he needed up at the house. 516 00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:07,280 Just got on with his work, let the world turn without him. 517 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,460 The mark of a daily, Mr. McCabe. 518 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:10,740 Self -sufficiency. 519 00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:12,140 Is that what you call it? 520 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,040 Too much further. 521 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,740 Another couple of k's. 522 00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,200 I hope nothing's been touched. 523 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,100 You worried about these, Arthur? 524 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:22,380 Ray, Ray, no. Nothing so callous. 525 00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:27,660 Now, I just want to feel sure that everything is the way great -uncle 526 00:33:27,660 --> 00:33:28,660 left it. 527 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,960 I need to feel the man's spirit, Ray. 528 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,320 I want to hear his voice. 529 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:38,120 In fact, I'd appreciate a couple of minutes alone in the house when we get 530 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,120 there. 531 00:34:15,150 --> 00:34:17,050 All right, Arthur, can we go in? 532 00:34:19,230 --> 00:34:20,510 Did he speak to you, Arthur? 533 00:34:21,489 --> 00:34:25,429 Did he ever have anyone from the Ministry of Health round to look at this 534 00:34:25,889 --> 00:34:27,370 He wouldn't have anyone around, apparently. 535 00:34:28,070 --> 00:34:30,730 Like I said, he had everything he wanted here, kept himself to himself. 536 00:34:31,590 --> 00:34:33,969 It's very... Cozy? 537 00:34:34,570 --> 00:34:35,570 Primitive. 538 00:34:35,830 --> 00:34:38,210 I must say, I wouldn't expect the owning quite so prehistoric. 539 00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:40,590 Didn't believe in mod cons, old Josh. 540 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:41,909 I'd have walked through a roof. 541 00:34:42,549 --> 00:34:45,330 Oh, when he first got out here, he slept under canvas. Couldn't get used to 542 00:34:45,330 --> 00:34:46,409 anything solid around him. 543 00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:48,370 Hardly ever rains here. 544 00:34:49,030 --> 00:34:50,570 When it did, he probably slept in the kitchen. 545 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:52,290 What about the springs? 546 00:34:52,949 --> 00:34:54,150 Oh, there were some, wasn't there? 547 00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:56,250 There aren't any more. 548 00:35:01,170 --> 00:35:02,170 Well, let's have a look, then. 549 00:35:03,190 --> 00:35:06,870 Raymond, you remember those trips down Brick Lane when you were little? 550 00:35:07,330 --> 00:35:11,490 Oh, I could never quite describe what it was like living in the East End in the 551 00:35:11,490 --> 00:35:12,720 40s. Yeah. 552 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:24,700 Cheer up, Arthur. 553 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,180 The land must be worth a fortune. 554 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,480 Too right. 555 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,400 Farming rights, mining, he owned thousands of acres. 556 00:35:31,220 --> 00:35:34,720 Imagine what kind of a miser would sit on a fortune like that rather than spend 557 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,280 it. Yeah, imagine. 558 00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:43,240 I will not take responsibility for an accident which can be laid squarely at 559 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:44,340 feet of the Ministry of Highways. 560 00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:48,440 Had there been any indication that we wasn't off the road, we'd never have 561 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,460 stopped to check the map to see how we'd get back onto it. 562 00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,460 On top of which, the key was faulty. 563 00:35:54,660 --> 00:35:56,420 The nation of berserkers, Ray. 564 00:35:57,660 --> 00:35:59,880 Susan. My office has been ransacked. 565 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,640 There's nothing there that I can think anyone would want that badly. 566 00:36:03,980 --> 00:36:05,500 This must have something to do with you. 567 00:36:08,790 --> 00:36:10,310 It's the file they must be after. 568 00:36:10,730 --> 00:36:13,190 You really should get rid of it. Put it in the hotel safe. 569 00:36:13,530 --> 00:36:16,890 I've travelled halfway across the world, my dear, with Charles and Di by my 570 00:36:16,890 --> 00:36:18,490 side. I'm not going to desert them now. 571 00:36:18,890 --> 00:36:22,070 Look, the kind of bloke who tears up officers isn't going to think twice 572 00:36:22,070 --> 00:36:23,070 coming on heavy with you. 573 00:36:23,990 --> 00:36:26,430 The Australian male holds no fears for me. 574 00:36:26,890 --> 00:36:29,110 One harsh word and the tears are never far behind. 575 00:36:29,430 --> 00:36:31,390 I mean, look at that prime minister you used to have. 576 00:36:31,630 --> 00:36:34,070 Never on the box without resorting to the Kleenex. 577 00:36:34,530 --> 00:36:35,530 Susan's right, Arthur. 578 00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:37,930 You'd be best to come to my place. 579 00:36:38,850 --> 00:36:40,750 I do not run scared, Bill. 580 00:36:41,210 --> 00:36:44,530 My room and a soupsall or something English from the kitchen will be rod and 581 00:36:44,530 --> 00:36:45,488 staff enough. 582 00:36:45,490 --> 00:36:48,650 So long as you're sure. The dailies do not scare easily. 583 00:36:48,990 --> 00:36:50,910 So you won't mind being on your own tonight then, Arthur? 584 00:36:51,150 --> 00:36:52,450 Why? Where are you going? 585 00:36:52,670 --> 00:36:54,130 He needs a break. So do I. 586 00:36:54,470 --> 00:36:55,870 I won't keep him out too late. 587 00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:58,590 Get a good night's sleep, Arthur. Big day tomorrow. 588 00:36:58,890 --> 00:36:59,890 Come on, Ray. 589 00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:03,530 I do not believe the woman. 590 00:37:03,890 --> 00:37:05,730 No wonder Ned Kelly wore armour. 591 00:37:06,030 --> 00:37:10,140 Listen. Susan Hamilton is not my favourite person in the world. She's put 592 00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:12,100 contempt of court more times than I care to remember. 593 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,280 Plus, he seems to think she's the only principal person in the whole bloody 594 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,480 country. But he's hardly guilty of dragging Ray off against his will. 595 00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:20,380 I've got his morals to think of. 596 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,100 You seem fairly happy to me. 597 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,040 No, that is the English way. Put a brave face on things. 598 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,940 That boy has led a sheltered life, and he's shy. 599 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,220 A dangerous combination. 600 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,100 Well, if he gets really worried, he can always shout for help. 601 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,940 No, no, no. My Ray's not a squealer. He'll bear it with fortitude. He's 602 00:37:36,770 --> 00:37:37,850 All right, I'd better be going. 603 00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:39,190 I've got a few things to do. 604 00:37:40,130 --> 00:37:41,130 What, now? 605 00:37:41,490 --> 00:37:43,330 Don't forget to bolt your door when you get back. 606 00:37:43,590 --> 00:37:46,710 If anyone knocks, get them to speak, and only open up to a voice you recognise. 607 00:37:46,870 --> 00:37:51,190 That British thing, having a go, forget it. Oh, I will, I will. OK. 608 00:37:52,010 --> 00:37:53,530 See you at my place, 12 o 'clock tomorrow. 609 00:37:53,950 --> 00:37:54,950 Have a good night. 610 00:37:55,910 --> 00:37:57,170 Bill? Bill? 611 00:37:57,430 --> 00:37:59,630 Have you seen a view from my room, Bill? 612 00:38:00,630 --> 00:38:01,730 So, where are we going then? 613 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,010 Get something to eat, a couple of beans. 614 00:38:04,570 --> 00:38:05,750 But what about a sign? 615 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,040 Well, the Opera House is over there. 616 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,680 Blue's down there. 617 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,160 Botany Bay's up there. 618 00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:13,300 You want more? 619 00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:14,880 Come on, get in the car. 620 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,040 Now we can get on with having a nice, quiet evening. 621 00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:28,540 That's all of them? 622 00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:29,700 All six. 623 00:38:38,439 --> 00:38:40,320 G'day, you old bugger. How's life on the force? 624 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:43,840 Hey, 625 00:38:43,980 --> 00:38:44,980 listen, mate, I need a favour. 626 00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,500 Rodney Thompson, I thought he was still in jail. 627 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,320 Oh, really? 628 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,280 Well, could you get his address for me and run a rego check? 629 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,200 New South Wales plate, R10. 630 00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:57,260 Yes, they might be connected. 631 00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,980 Oh, that's cute, mate. Where can you let me know by? 632 00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:02,920 OK, give us a ring in the office first thing. 633 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,280 See ya. 634 00:39:21,770 --> 00:39:22,930 What time do you call this? 635 00:39:23,330 --> 00:39:24,930 Well, I went out clubbing, didn't I? 636 00:39:25,770 --> 00:39:27,730 Yeah, anyway, what time do you call it, then? 637 00:39:28,390 --> 00:39:30,230 Well, I thought I might have to come and rescue you. 638 00:39:30,510 --> 00:39:32,690 I might be being brutalised or something. 639 00:39:33,090 --> 00:39:36,070 You've got some real funny ideas about Australia, don't you, Arthur? 640 00:39:38,430 --> 00:39:42,070 Yeah, I suppose I have been a bit unfair on our cousins down under. 641 00:39:43,410 --> 00:39:50,070 I mean, when all's said and done, when the surf's settled, basically, they're 642 00:39:50,070 --> 00:39:51,070 English, aren't they? 643 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,400 I mean, from years ago. 644 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,020 Yeah, right, hang on. 645 00:39:58,980 --> 00:39:59,980 Yeah, go on. 646 00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:01,740 Yeah. 647 00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:04,260 Right. 648 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:07,220 Oh, bloody beauty, mate. I owe you one. 649 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,080 G'day, Mr. Daly. 650 00:40:27,070 --> 00:40:30,870 Ray, I can't stand this heat. We should get some different clothes, Raymond. 651 00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:33,430 We are sartorial ambassadors. 652 00:40:33,990 --> 00:40:36,170 At what time are we moving Susan and McCabe? 653 00:40:36,430 --> 00:40:38,850 At twelve. What's up? I think we've got company. 654 00:40:39,890 --> 00:40:40,890 Don't stop. 655 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:43,330 We just have to keep nice and public. 656 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,420 Mr. Dave. 657 00:41:26,740 --> 00:41:27,740 Come on. 658 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:33,160 Come on. 659 00:41:33,540 --> 00:41:35,180 It's catching us up. Do something. 660 00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:40,060 Look, meet me at the pier and try and blend in with the locals. 661 00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:50,400 His name's Rodney Thompson, just out of jail. 662 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,540 He's the stooge. Read you, man. 663 00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:57,160 Take your pick. Fraud, forgery, criminal deception. 664 00:41:57,460 --> 00:42:00,040 Not that you'll get anything on him. I just thought you'd be interested. 665 00:42:42,830 --> 00:42:43,830 Where have you guys been? 666 00:42:44,010 --> 00:42:45,910 I suddenly felt like going for a run. You all right? 667 00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:47,130 Yeah, I think so. 668 00:42:47,550 --> 00:42:50,370 Aren't you a little old for that? I'm blending in. Did you lose him, Ray? 669 00:42:50,570 --> 00:42:51,570 Lose who? 670 00:42:51,810 --> 00:42:52,810 Him. 671 00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:55,250 Oh, my God, he brought his brother with him. Come on, Arthur. 672 00:42:55,850 --> 00:42:56,850 Good luck, Ray. 673 00:42:57,470 --> 00:42:58,470 Arthur! 674 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,120 Roll fairy. 675 00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:17,300 Go on. 676 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,800 Bad move. 677 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:31,820 I won't go, you mutt! 678 00:43:34,660 --> 00:43:36,480 Good on you, Ray. Where's the others? 679 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,240 No, 680 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,740 I've had it. I need a big collada and an oxygen tent. 681 00:43:43,140 --> 00:43:44,140 Look, I've found it! 682 00:43:57,529 --> 00:44:01,370 You carry on, I can't find her. Absolutely not. Hey, you sure she's not 683 00:44:01,370 --> 00:44:02,370 yet? 684 00:44:02,530 --> 00:44:04,830 All our medical insurance is back at the hotel. 685 00:44:09,290 --> 00:44:12,250 One more step and I may be forced to let the royals have a swim. 686 00:44:12,490 --> 00:44:15,600 Arthur! They want to destroy what's in there. Oh. 687 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,180 Arthur! Thank God. 688 00:44:24,140 --> 00:44:29,500 As you know, I have undertaken considerable research in order to 689 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:34,880 Daly's descendants and, consequently, to apportion his estate. 690 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,320 Apportion? 691 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:41,000 However, it is now clear that the inheritance will pass undivided. to the 692 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,540 extant claimant with prior title. 693 00:44:43,820 --> 00:44:44,820 What's he on about? 694 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,340 That he's of closest family. 695 00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:47,820 Family, Ray? 696 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,140 I felt that in the desert with Josh, the Bond. 697 00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:56,840 Joshua was a man who liked to keep himself to himself, but during his time 698 00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:01,580 out in the never -never, he became versed in one or two rural practices. 699 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,360 The daily way, merge with the environment. 700 00:45:04,820 --> 00:45:08,900 It appears that in this period he took a partner, but not legally. 701 00:45:09,470 --> 00:45:10,830 Not the first four, in fact. 702 00:45:11,030 --> 00:45:14,770 He undertook a series of vows not recognised by the courts. 703 00:45:15,130 --> 00:45:19,450 The offspring were therefore disregarded in relation to his will. 704 00:45:19,790 --> 00:45:21,870 Every man is entitled to one aberration. 705 00:45:22,150 --> 00:45:29,070 Of the three marriages he undertook on his walkabout in the 1930s, one 706 00:45:29,070 --> 00:45:31,550 was joined under civil law. 707 00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:33,970 I'd rather use the phrase walkabout. 708 00:45:34,370 --> 00:45:39,870 This marriage, solemnised in the Central Registry Office, Melbourne, Produced 709 00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:42,630 itself. No, no, stop the proceedings. 710 00:45:42,850 --> 00:45:45,390 It's a ringer. I demand a recount. 711 00:45:45,970 --> 00:45:51,930 Joshua Daly's sole heir is Dimitri Vasilis Aristotle 712 00:45:51,930 --> 00:45:54,490 Daly. Yes! 713 00:45:56,470 --> 00:46:03,450 How could you do that? 714 00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:04,630 He's family, Arthur. 715 00:46:05,710 --> 00:46:06,830 Who isn't? 716 00:46:07,270 --> 00:46:08,710 He's definitely the one. 717 00:46:09,070 --> 00:46:10,070 No doubt about it. 718 00:46:10,370 --> 00:46:11,370 I'm sorry. 719 00:46:11,490 --> 00:46:15,330 I can't believe Uncle Joshua was such a gad about family everywhere. 720 00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:16,850 You came real close, Arthur. 721 00:46:17,370 --> 00:46:21,110 I still think there was something iffy about the handshake Evans gave 722 00:46:21,470 --> 00:46:24,170 Oh, come on, Arthur. It's not all bad. We've had some good times. 723 00:46:24,450 --> 00:46:25,450 I've enjoyed myself. 724 00:46:25,810 --> 00:46:27,510 Might give Susan another job sometime. 725 00:46:27,950 --> 00:46:29,110 I might even take it. 726 00:46:29,730 --> 00:46:30,930 Goodbye, Arthur. Goodbye. 727 00:46:31,670 --> 00:46:32,890 Thanks for the tour of the site. 728 00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:39,300 Well, I'm glad you're all happy. 729 00:46:40,140 --> 00:46:43,480 All I've had is a few plates of overdeveloped shrimps and a day trip to 730 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:47,360 Cagliari. Hardly compensation for losing the family fortunes and being 731 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,560 introduced to Stavros Daliopoulos. 732 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,520 With all due respect, I cannot wait to get home. 733 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:53,920 How soon are you going? 734 00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:56,640 I was going to ask you that. Do we have to go back on any special day? 735 00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:57,940 No, any time. 736 00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,920 Buy a standard single, go back when you like. 737 00:47:02,460 --> 00:47:03,460 Bye. 738 00:47:05,269 --> 00:47:07,270 Why didn't you read it? I did. 739 00:47:07,510 --> 00:47:10,150 You didn't read it properly. If you'd let me near the tickets, I'd have sussed 740 00:47:10,150 --> 00:47:12,090 it. I didn't want you losing them and getting us into trouble. 741 00:47:12,510 --> 00:47:14,250 Trouble? What do you call this? 742 00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:18,030 We will provide two single tickets to Sydney and bed and breakfast 743 00:47:18,030 --> 00:47:21,470 accommodation. I must have been over -emotional when I got the invite. Yeah, 744 00:47:21,470 --> 00:47:23,390 over -extravagant since you moved into this hotel. 745 00:47:23,670 --> 00:47:24,990 I mean, how are we going to pay for all this? 746 00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:28,750 Champagne, room service, minibar, cigars, laundry? 747 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,960 I mean, even Mel Gibson couldn't afford what you've been ordering. Is there any 748 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,060 left in there? Oh, fuck! 749 00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:35,420 No, temper, temper, Ray. 750 00:47:35,660 --> 00:47:37,300 Very ugly. Remember Khrushchev? 751 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:38,920 We're stuffed. 752 00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:42,380 We haven't got enough cash left for a bus to Bondi, never mind the air 753 00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:44,880 We cannot afford to pay this hotel bill. 754 00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:51,620 We're going to have to do a runner. 755 00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:55,960 Ray, if you think a man in my position is going to abscond from one of the 756 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,920 world's top hotels without paying, you're very much mistaken. 757 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,320 Okay. 758 00:48:01,660 --> 00:48:02,760 Any other suggestions? 759 00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:05,960 I think the fire exit's favourite. 760 00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:07,220 Go on.