1 00:00:58,679 --> 00:01:02,700 Very nice, Spikey. Just the right air of sophistication. And beautifully 2 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:04,480 weighted. And a real bargain, Arthur. 3 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,880 You could buy him for a bottle, knock him out, Cockerby. 4 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,420 I can't quibble. I take the lot. I knew you'd be a good mark, Arthur. I'll let 5 00:01:10,420 --> 00:01:12,020 you have the money at the end of the month. Uh -uh -uh. 6 00:01:12,380 --> 00:01:14,520 I want cash on delivery up front now. 7 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:17,740 Spikey. Spikey, how far back do we go together? 8 00:01:17,940 --> 00:01:19,020 That's why it's strictly cash. 9 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,720 Is this the way you treat an old pal who's a bit strapped? 10 00:01:22,180 --> 00:01:23,980 All right, all right. End of the week. 11 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:25,180 No! 12 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:28,290 Is this the fruit of our years of dealing together? A cursory no? 13 00:01:28,590 --> 00:01:29,590 Yeah. 14 00:01:29,810 --> 00:01:32,770 Arthur, it's well known you could talk a banana out of it again. 15 00:01:32,990 --> 00:01:35,930 But your credit is as alluring as the British Ralph's army. All right, if 16 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,910 your attitude, there's no point in going on with this conversation. 17 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:41,070 Ta -ra. Bilk in haste, repent at leisure. I'll tell you what. 18 00:01:41,610 --> 00:01:43,310 Three quid and a little bit of credit. 19 00:01:43,810 --> 00:01:45,830 No. Now, leave me alone, Arthur. 20 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:47,170 Spikey. Leave me alone. 21 00:01:47,550 --> 00:01:48,550 Spikey! 22 00:01:49,790 --> 00:01:50,790 Spikey! 23 00:01:51,330 --> 00:01:54,190 It's diabolical. I cannot operate under these strictures. 24 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:59,310 I told Spikey it's a well -known economic fact that a certain amount of 25 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:01,950 speculation is the norm among the business community. 26 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:05,770 And the bank is being positively Dickensian in limiting my credit 27 00:02:06,330 --> 00:02:09,310 You don't get a chance with the exchequer rifling through his pockets 28 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:12,090 change every time he swings a deal with our brothers in Brussels. 29 00:02:13,090 --> 00:02:16,410 Put that on the slate, Dave. I can't find the chalk, Arthur. 30 00:02:17,030 --> 00:02:18,250 Oh, well, cough up. 31 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,440 Peel me a grape, would you? 32 00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:39,840 Oh! You can take that look right off your face. 33 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:41,100 I've got to catch my bus. 34 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,740 What are you grinning at? 35 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,780 There's a cab drag around the corner. 36 00:03:27,530 --> 00:03:28,530 Come on, come on, Ray. 37 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:47,130 Taxi! 38 00:03:49,450 --> 00:03:51,230 Oh, what a dismal day. 39 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:54,710 I have one of them super saver day tickets. A yellow with a brown stripe 40 00:04:54,710 --> 00:04:55,710 the back. 41 00:04:56,090 --> 00:04:57,110 This is ridiculous. 42 00:04:58,490 --> 00:05:01,970 Look, I can't find it. Can't you trust me? Bloody fair, Dodger. 43 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:41,060 Ray. Ray. 44 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,480 I know you're in there. 45 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,140 Raymond, open the door. 46 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,680 I'm making a spectacle of myself out here. 47 00:05:51,660 --> 00:05:52,660 Raymond? 48 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:54,720 Hey, 49 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:56,300 hold on, Arthur. Where are you going? 50 00:05:57,110 --> 00:06:00,090 Arthur, what are you doing here? Look, I've phoned the flat, the lock -up and 51 00:06:00,090 --> 00:06:03,030 the club. You have got to be available when I need you, otherwise there is no 52 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:04,050 point in the whole arrangement. 53 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:07,270 I'm so sorry, Arthur. I didn't realise that when you rented me the flat, it was 54 00:06:07,270 --> 00:06:08,209 a prison cell. 55 00:06:08,210 --> 00:06:10,390 In gratitude, Raymond. The serpent's tooth. 56 00:06:13,410 --> 00:06:14,410 What are you looking for? 57 00:06:14,830 --> 00:06:17,310 Nothing. It's probably just my imagination. 58 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:18,830 Oh, hello, Arthur. 59 00:06:18,910 --> 00:06:19,950 Oh, morning, miss. 60 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:21,109 Oh, tea. 61 00:06:21,110 --> 00:06:22,110 I'm gasping. 62 00:06:22,790 --> 00:06:24,790 Oh, well, I'll just put the kettle on again, then, shall I? 63 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,240 Don't smoke that in here. 64 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:32,740 So what's the big emergency? 65 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,840 I have once again fallen victim to the criminal congestion that is strangling 66 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:37,519 this city. 67 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:38,820 The old in the wall has eaten me card. 68 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,080 And to add insult to injury, the forces of darkness have swiped me motor. 69 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,820 You'll have to go down to Pound and get it out. 70 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,860 Oh, terrific. That's going to cost me an arm, isn't it? Well, take it out of 71 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:47,900 your wages. I'll settle with you later. 72 00:06:48,860 --> 00:06:50,060 Oh, come on. Hurry up. 73 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:51,960 You don't mind if I get dressed first, do you? 74 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,560 Raymond. Yes, Arthur. 75 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,920 You're getting your feet under the table here. 76 00:06:58,980 --> 00:07:00,280 Makes a change for my place. 77 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:01,760 Be careful, my son. 78 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:05,760 Variety may be the spice of life, but women have a habit of creating routines. 79 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:09,340 And before you know where you are, you aren't anymore. 80 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:12,420 You're such an old sexist, Arthur. Raymond, language, please. 81 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,760 Bye. Bye, miss. 82 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,180 Oh, thanks for the tea. 83 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:25,800 What was it called again? 84 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,240 Lapsang Souchong. 85 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:28,760 Very pungent. 86 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,800 Barry, will you be home before lunch? 87 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,920 I dare it. Okay, be good. 88 00:07:34,940 --> 00:07:35,940 Home? 89 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:40,960 Pick up the daimler and bring it back to lock up as quick as you can. 90 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,380 Yeah, hold up. How am I supposed to get there? 91 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:45,700 On you get. 92 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,300 Great. 93 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,400 That's it. 94 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,100 There you go, print work. Part oil. 95 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,220 Business looks good, Daigler. 96 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:19,740 Oh, can't complain, Arthur. 97 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:24,080 We've had a rush job on for the poor stunning rocket propaganda at Wembley. 98 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:28,530 I could knock you out a brace of tickets near the front. 99 00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:31,150 Give away prizes. 100 00:08:31,430 --> 00:08:34,730 No, Ernie Indoors won't turn up for any artiste except Matt Munro. 101 00:08:35,010 --> 00:08:37,270 And he don't seem to give as many concerts as he used to. 102 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:42,429 Centre Court, Wimbledon, finals day. Now, either stew or forms a sport by the 103 00:08:42,429 --> 00:08:45,230 turf. Ascot. Gold Cup. 104 00:08:46,060 --> 00:08:48,640 inclusive of champagne and caviar in the knobs enclosure. 105 00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:50,520 Very tempting, Dayglo, very tempting. 106 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:54,880 No, what I'm really interested in is the merchandise you mentioned the other 107 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:55,880 night. 108 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,620 Say no more. I'll pop round later with me case of samples. 109 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:17,090 Very good. 110 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:19,350 Good? They're perfect. 111 00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:20,770 The man is an artist. 112 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:23,930 Remember the year I got into Buckhouse Garden Party? 113 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,130 Oh, yeah. 114 00:09:25,170 --> 00:09:28,470 One of his. Yeah, the question is, though, will they stop me getting towed 115 00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:30,710 It's all a question of psychology. 116 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:34,450 Your average traffic warden is a creature of routine. 117 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:38,610 He sees that plastic packet glistening underneath your windscreen wiper. He 118 00:09:38,610 --> 00:09:41,070 assumes one of his low -sim colleagues has got in first. 119 00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:43,850 He may pause briefly to check the details. 120 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:47,940 But he'll quickly move on, looking for fresh blood, leaving you free to go 121 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:51,920 your business, knowing your car is inviolable on the yellow lines of 122 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,800 Sold. Give me two bookfuls. Wise man. 123 00:09:58,260 --> 00:09:59,960 Daily into Europe. Managing Director speaking. 124 00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:01,940 Oh, hello, Gloria. 125 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,520 Oh, no, no, he's not back yet. I'll give you one, Brent. One ounce low. 126 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,800 Give you wider scope. 127 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,340 Marvellous. Yes, certainly I'll take a message. What is it? 128 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,120 Oh, turned over. 129 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,400 Oh, unfortunate. 130 00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:15,260 I'll do Cary Lambeth as well. I'll be ever down Lambeth way. 131 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:16,900 Yeah, yeah, I'm writing it down. 132 00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:20,580 You've got any Westminster? 133 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:23,820 They're privatised down there. Very honourable. I think they must be on 134 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:25,980 piecework. Yeah, yeah, I'm writing all that down. 135 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,540 Right. Yeah, not at all. No, my pleasure. Bye -bye. 136 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,920 Oh. 137 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:35,020 Now, these are a lovely job. 138 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:54,610 What that dead eye want? 139 00:10:55,010 --> 00:10:56,990 Oh. No, never mind. I don't want to know. 140 00:10:57,570 --> 00:11:01,110 Here, Arthur. You owe me 105 smackers, and I want it back before tonight. All 141 00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:02,850 right, all right. It's all in order. Good. 142 00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,970 My cigar's still there. Yeah, front compartment. 143 00:11:15,229 --> 00:11:16,630 There's someone after me. He's everywhere. 144 00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:19,590 What are you going on about? Who's after you? Never mind the questions. You're 145 00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:21,870 supposed to be my minder. Get out there and sort him out. Yeah, but who? 146 00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:25,070 I don't know. He's got a funny hat on. Go on. Look, Arthur, just chill out. 147 00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:26,250 it easy. Go on, go on. 148 00:11:40,770 --> 00:11:42,010 Arthur, there's no one here. 149 00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:43,510 I'm sure. 150 00:11:43,630 --> 00:11:45,190 Look around you, course I'm sure. 151 00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:46,430 Well, there was. 152 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:51,750 Arthur! 153 00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:03,350 No, be great. 154 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:06,510 You can't be serious, Arthur. That man's a complete shark. 155 00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:11,030 Purely temporary measure. That's what Dermot from the Crown and Scepter said, 156 00:12:11,070 --> 00:12:13,670 and he ended up in a car boot in Wembley. A small advance. 157 00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:14,970 I desperately need cash. 158 00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:16,670 You desperately need your edex, haven't you? 159 00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:20,650 Here, hold up. I want a double yellow. I can't leave it here. I'm not going down 160 00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:21,509 a pound again. 161 00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:23,030 No, no, no. That's all right. That's all right. 162 00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:24,870 What are you doing? 163 00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:26,590 Where did you get that? 164 00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:27,610 Ha -ha. 165 00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:31,530 Arthur, you can't do that. I've already done it, Raymond. 166 00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:34,970 I cannot afford tow -aways every time I go abroad in London. 167 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,490 And at 50p a throw? 168 00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:41,770 Dayglo says he's had very positive results of their usefulness. Dayglo, 169 00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:44,890 and Nobby Green really are mixing with the cream today, aren't we, Arthur? 170 00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:54,590 Arthur! 171 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:58,170 Lovely to see you again. Come in, make yourself comfortable. 172 00:12:58,490 --> 00:13:01,370 Nobby? Raymond, you have grown. 173 00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:03,530 Nobby? 174 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:07,100 So... What can I do for you? 175 00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:09,100 You think that was a good deal? 176 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:13,200 You don't understand these things. I understand. You went in to borrow 400 177 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:16,260 and left owing a grand. As Nobby says, centralise your debts. 178 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,480 Well, he would, wouldn't he? At 40 % interest a month. 179 00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:21,640 If I pay the whole lot back within a fortnight, I don't pay any interest at 180 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,360 And how are you going to do that, eh? Arthur, you've been filly. Look, I'm 181 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,140 pressure. I can do without this from kith and kin. 182 00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:28,920 And I'll have me under and fired back now, if you don't mind. What? 183 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:30,960 Stop. What? 184 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,800 It's him. Who? Top of the stairs. 185 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,040 No, don't look round. 186 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:35,950 Arthur, what are you doing? 187 00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:48,050 Hello there. What can I do for you? 188 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,510 You got an Arthur Daly round? 189 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,290 It's VAT, I know it is. 190 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,370 Or in -land revenue, or worse. 191 00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:57,390 I've got some very dodgy creditors. You slope off. Leave this to me. 192 00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,050 I've heard he hangs out here. 193 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:01,510 Yeah, well, I don't see him, but who's asked him? 194 00:14:02,570 --> 00:14:03,570 Bill McKay. 195 00:14:04,979 --> 00:14:06,020 Investigator. Is he? 196 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,560 What kind of investigator? 197 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,300 One who finds things out for people who want things finding out. 198 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,240 Well, perhaps this gentleman can help you. 199 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,560 Ray, there's somebody here looking for Arthur. 200 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,460 G'day. Could you tell me where I can find Mr Daly? 201 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:20,800 What's it about? 202 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,800 It's a personal matter. I'd rather give it straight to him. 203 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,840 Well, Mr McCabe, I'm Mr Daly's personal assistant. 204 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,160 A vet will call it. 205 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:30,960 And we don't like private investigators. 206 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,360 So why don't you... 207 00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:33,890 Do thank you, son. 208 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:35,970 Knock it off. We don't want no trouble in here. 209 00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:37,350 Well, that's fine. 210 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:41,090 But I've been hired to find a Mr Daly because there's reason to believe he may 211 00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:42,530 be the beneficiary of an inheritance. 212 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:44,830 May I introduce myself? 213 00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:48,770 Arthur Daly. Managing Director, Daly Autos. That's my nephew you're shaking 214 00:14:48,770 --> 00:14:49,669 hands with. 215 00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:51,190 Did I even say something about an inheritance? 216 00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:54,870 Wooly molly security. 217 00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:56,569 Wooly maloo. 218 00:14:56,570 --> 00:14:57,650 It's in Sydney, Australia. 219 00:14:58,390 --> 00:14:59,390 Australia? 220 00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:01,310 I don't have any relatives in Australia. 221 00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:04,150 I think you may. Very distant, but relative nonetheless. 222 00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:08,270 Oh, so who is this gentleman who's popped his... passed on? 223 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,130 Mr Joshua Daly. 224 00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:13,790 Businessman. Came out to Australia shortly after the last war. 225 00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:16,270 He died a year ago intestate. 226 00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:17,890 Oh, poor man. 227 00:15:18,190 --> 00:15:19,190 What a way to go. 228 00:15:19,430 --> 00:15:20,950 He means he didn't leave a will. 229 00:15:22,390 --> 00:15:23,390 I know. 230 00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:24,630 That's the point I'm making. 231 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,110 So how does Arthur fit into all of this? 232 00:15:27,330 --> 00:15:28,330 I'm coming to it. 233 00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:32,510 The solicitors back home found that Joshua was the last of his line of 234 00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:36,230 but they traced him back to a Rory Daly, his great -grandfather. 235 00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:40,550 It seems before he hooked up with Joshua's great -grandmum, he'd had a 236 00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:43,270 marriage to one Grace Daly who he lived with in Wilsdon. 237 00:15:43,470 --> 00:15:44,470 Did he really? 238 00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:47,850 And if they had any children, the inheritance would go to their 239 00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:48,849 What, me? 240 00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:49,850 Well, it's possible. 241 00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:55,310 Meet me here at half past three. 242 00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,800 Oh, this is it, Raymond. 243 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,740 Obviously a quality set -up. 244 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,140 I could be a few noughts up on a bank balance here. Well, let's see what the 245 00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:08,360 brief has to say for now. It's my lucky day. I can feel it in me water. 246 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:11,520 I've just thought, I'm a Daly. Will I stand to get anything? 247 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,120 Raymond Daly. 248 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,640 Oh, I can see the greed flickering behind your eyes. 249 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,040 I just thought... I trust Avarice is not going to rip this family asunder. I 250 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:22,340 just thought... May I remind you, your father is younger than I am. Yeah, OK, 251 00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:24,360 but... And as the oldest Daly, I am the next in line. 252 00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:29,040 You haven't seen Prince Andrew kicking up a stink about which way the cake's 253 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,080 going to be carved when Her Majesty, God forbid, goes to that great throne room 254 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,020 in the sky and the job's chalked down to Charlie. 255 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:39,020 I only meant... You just keep your overweening ambitions on a tight cord. 256 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:40,020 see you're all right. 257 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,080 Can I help you? Oh, yes. Arthur Daly, I believe, unexpected. 258 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,840 Oh, yes. If you'd like to take a seat, Mr Mulder will see you in a moment. 259 00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:57,350 I wonder what human miseries these walls have witnessed. 260 00:16:58,190 --> 00:17:02,490 Bankruptcies, broken marriages, fallers foul of the law, lonely and 261 00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:04,089 dispossessed, crying out for help. 262 00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:06,210 Oh, that reminds me, um, what's her name? 263 00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:07,829 Lucretia, called. 264 00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:10,490 Do you mean Gloria? 265 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:11,789 Oh, that's the one, yeah. 266 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:12,549 What's she say? 267 00:17:12,550 --> 00:17:13,550 She's been turned over. 268 00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:15,490 Burglar? When was this? This morning. 269 00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:18,150 Well, thanks a bunch for telling me. I thought I'd got to get over this. No, 270 00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:19,530 no, no. The police have got it all in hand. 271 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,690 Best to leave these things to the professionals, right? 272 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,520 Mr. Mardu is for you now. Oh, thank you. 273 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,240 Come, Raymond. 274 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:34,680 Detective Constable Field. I understand you reported a break -in. That's right. 275 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:35,740 Come in. 276 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,420 Hello. What's missing? 277 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,200 Well, that's the odd thing. Only my cameras and lenses. I'm a photographer, 278 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,940 see. But nothing else seems to be missing. 279 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,240 Yeah, that's not unusual. 280 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,320 Thieves usually know what they're going for. 281 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:50,500 Any sign of a break -in? 282 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:54,320 There is a dodgy latch on the bathroom window, but it could have got in through 283 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,040 there. When did you notice they were missing? 284 00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:57,260 This morning. 285 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,080 It could have got in last night, because I was down at the pub with my 286 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,820 boyfriend. Yeah, can I have his name, please? 287 00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:04,720 Oh, hold on. You don't think he's got anything to do with this, do you? Just 288 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:05,960 routine. For the report. 289 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:07,780 Raymond Daly. 290 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:09,940 Ray Daly? 291 00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:10,980 Hmm? 292 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,340 As in Arthur Daly? 293 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:13,660 You know him? 294 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:15,200 Yeah, I've come across him. 295 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,260 Do you have any serial numbers for the cameras? 296 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:19,620 Er, yeah. 297 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:20,780 I'll have to go and dig them out. 298 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,160 Yeah, if you wouldn't mind. I'll just start making a few notes. 299 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,440 Ah. 300 00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:30,320 A Pibran 85. 301 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,540 That's been open all night. 302 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,400 Oh, a good airing does wonders for a classic, Clarice. 303 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:37,619 Well, help yourself. 304 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:38,620 I've got to chuck it out. 305 00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:40,460 Why not? 306 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,220 Bend the rules a bit. 307 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:47,500 So, let me get this straight, Mr Mouldier. You can't tell me... How much 308 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,500 likely to cop. 309 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:51,900 And anyway, you're not going to cough until I've proved that I am the extinct 310 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:52,900 relative. 311 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Extant relative. 312 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,040 Of Disgrace Daly. 313 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:57,360 Correct. Seems fairly straightforward. 314 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,860 I'll nip down to Somerset House, get back to you this afternoon. 315 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,920 Actually, the public records are now kept at St Catherine's House. My 316 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:04,920 has the address. 317 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,360 I'm sure Mr McCabe will give you all the assistance he can. 318 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,580 Oh, thank you. 319 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,700 And I ended up on traffic duty. 320 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:15,180 I thought it was going to be like in the movies. 321 00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:18,140 Driving fast cars, catching the villain in the final reel. 322 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,860 Yeah, in reality, it's 10 % plot and 90 % paperwork. 323 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,560 Hey, Gluck. 324 00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:28,260 Hiya. This is Cozy. 325 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:29,740 Hello, Ray. 326 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,260 Small world, isn't it? 327 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:35,200 Looks like you drew the short straw down the neck, doesn't it? Well, at least he 328 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,200 got here before you did. 329 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,840 Yeah, and it looks like he's hard on the case. 330 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,760 Who was it who said a copper's lot is not an happy one? 331 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,780 Look, Gloria here very kindly offered me a glass of wine. 332 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,600 And very nice it is too. 333 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,720 I'm glad you're enjoying it. 334 00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:50,860 Because I've just seen T -Title Timo coming up the stairs. 335 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:52,460 T .I. Timmies? 336 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:53,900 Yeah. You're having me on. 337 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,660 Oh, my God. 338 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,740 You'll smell it a mile off. 339 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,560 Look, stand over there and suck one of these. 340 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,980 Go on, move yourself. 341 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,460 Thank you, miss. 342 00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:15,790 Ah, Field, they told me I'd find you here. 343 00:20:16,790 --> 00:20:17,790 Afternoon, Constable. 344 00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:20,730 Do you want a drink? 345 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:24,730 I don't. Frankly, it's a bit early in the day for anybody's that, don't you 346 00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:27,010 think? Yeah, that's what your mate said. 347 00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:29,930 Oh, well, please yourself. 348 00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:34,970 Field, we've picked up a laddie around the corner who could be the joker that 349 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:37,090 you lost over the wall last week. 350 00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:40,050 When you're finished here, come and hide in. 351 00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:44,370 I trust you'll avoid driving and operating heavy machinery today, sir? 352 00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:45,790 Certainly. 353 00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:48,430 Sorry to disturb you, miss. 354 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,820 So that's how he managed to get around so fast. 355 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,400 Yeah, I like your bike. 356 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:27,780 Oh, it gets me from A to B. 357 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,340 You got a ticket already, Arthur? 358 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,440 Yeah, they're very keen round here. 359 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,320 Thank you. 360 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,179 Good afternoon. 361 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:48,240 Yes, sir, can I help you? Yes, I'd like to trace my family tree. 362 00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:49,720 Yes, well, you've come to the right place. 363 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,900 Good. Well, if you'd like to tap my name into the computer, we'll wait over 364 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:58,880 there. It's Arthur Daly. I'm sorry, sir. This is a public search room. You do it 365 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,820 yourself. No, no, no. I'm no good with computers. 366 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,360 We don't have computers. 367 00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:04,820 Let me explain. 368 00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:09,160 This is like a reference library. You look through the books. Oh, I think I 369 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,740 could manage that. Where would I find the Daly tree? Under D? 370 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,640 It doesn't work like that. 371 00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:18,580 We carry the indexes to births, deaths and marriages, which enables you to 372 00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:19,740 for copies of a certificate. 373 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,060 Do you know the name of your mother and father? 374 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:25,740 Of course I do. What are you inferring? I'm not inferring anything, sir. 375 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,980 Do you have your grandparents' particulars? 376 00:22:28,260 --> 00:22:29,260 Oh, not on me, no. 377 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:31,520 Then I suggest you start with your parents. 378 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,039 Through there. 379 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,400 Thank you very much. Thank you. 380 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,340 Do you understand that? 381 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,479 I think so. 382 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,940 When was your dad born? That's easy. 383 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,280 5th of November. 384 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,080 I was 12 before I realised that wasn't why people were letting fireworks off. I 385 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,080 thought he was so popular. 386 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,239 Yeah, but what year? 387 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,240 It comes in years. 388 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,900 Ah. He had me when he was 30, so it must have been about the turn of the 389 00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:54,420 century. That's a bit vague. 390 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,340 Would you remember what year your dad married Grant? 391 00:22:56,580 --> 00:22:57,880 Yeah, yeah, I do, as a matter of fact. 392 00:22:58,540 --> 00:23:02,300 Two weeks after Armistice Day. I remember because Dad said the wedding 393 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:05,760 got out of hand. Uncle Monty got the ump. Somebody nicked his German helmet. 394 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,960 Armistice? Yeah, the end of the First World War. 1918. 395 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,960 How do you know? Oh, yeah, your blokes were there, weren't they? 396 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:14,580 Let's press on, shall we? Yeah. This way, Arthur. 397 00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:17,900 It's a big place, isn't it? Well, the right people are being born. They need 398 00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:20,970 premises. You know, they reckon there are more people alive today than there 399 00:23:20,970 --> 00:23:22,770 ever have been in the whole of civilised history. 400 00:23:23,030 --> 00:23:25,030 Do you mean the great majority has become a minority? 401 00:23:25,730 --> 00:23:28,870 Why can't they put it all on Microdot like they do in the Bond films? 402 00:23:29,810 --> 00:23:31,370 1925, 24, 403 00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:34,610 June, December, 21. 404 00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:39,110 Yeah, 1919, June, March, 1918. 405 00:23:40,090 --> 00:23:41,210 CD for daily. 406 00:23:41,410 --> 00:23:42,410 Here we go. 407 00:23:43,370 --> 00:23:45,950 Yeah, gentlemen, gentlemen, a moment of respect, please. 408 00:23:46,430 --> 00:23:48,330 We are, after all, in what is... 409 00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:50,810 The shrine to the British through her history. 410 00:23:51,010 --> 00:23:55,330 Layer upon layer of names. All who have helped, however small, to make the 411 00:23:55,330 --> 00:23:56,330 country what she is. 412 00:23:56,990 --> 00:23:59,410 A truly humiliating experience. 413 00:23:59,950 --> 00:24:02,170 Can't you feel the weight of history itself? 414 00:24:02,390 --> 00:24:07,430 The sense of timelessness? The public search room will be closing in 20 415 00:24:07,590 --> 00:24:08,469 Better hurry up. 416 00:24:08,470 --> 00:24:11,090 There must be more than 20 Dailies mentioned in 1918. 417 00:24:11,610 --> 00:24:13,050 What was his first name? Albert. 418 00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:16,550 Albert Daly. 419 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,200 Married to a Chandler. Yeah, Daisy Chandler, that's my mum. 420 00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:21,579 Yeah, there he is. 421 00:24:21,580 --> 00:24:22,940 Oh, look at that. 422 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:26,540 That's my mum and dad's name, writ large in this book. 423 00:24:26,740 --> 00:24:27,740 Isn't that amazing? 424 00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:29,380 What do we do now? 425 00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:32,820 Well, we've got to take this reference number, then get a copy of the marriage 426 00:24:32,820 --> 00:24:35,900 certificate. If we can find out his age at marriage, then we can search for his 427 00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:36,899 birth certificate. 428 00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:39,340 That's bound to have your grandparents' names on it, isn't it? And then we can 429 00:24:39,340 --> 00:24:40,340 work back from there. 430 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,860 I am enjoying this. 431 00:24:54,090 --> 00:24:57,470 Funny having all these records here, isn't it? It's amazing, isn't it? Yeah, 432 00:24:57,470 --> 00:24:58,469 bit sinister, really. 433 00:24:58,470 --> 00:25:01,210 No, it's not, Ray. There's nothing undemocratic about it. I mean, this is 434 00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:02,189 England. 435 00:25:02,190 --> 00:25:06,150 I find it quite exhilarating to think the daily history is incarcerated in 436 00:25:06,150 --> 00:25:08,930 archives. Yeah, I wonder if they do criminal records and all. 437 00:25:09,310 --> 00:25:11,270 Raymond, ex -policeman. 438 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:15,150 Yeah, Arthur, we're up. What? 439 00:25:16,930 --> 00:25:18,170 I'll take the weight off me feet. 440 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:19,650 Try it. 441 00:25:19,969 --> 00:25:22,950 Yes, sir? I'd like a copy of my parents' marriage certificate, please. 442 00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:24,190 £5 .50. 443 00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:25,610 £5 .50? 444 00:25:25,770 --> 00:25:26,770 That's outrageous. 445 00:25:27,030 --> 00:25:28,310 They've already paid for it once. 446 00:25:28,550 --> 00:25:31,910 All copies of marriage certificates bought here cost £5 .50. 447 00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:36,290 All right, hand it over. I've got four generations to get through here. 448 00:25:36,810 --> 00:25:38,870 I can't give it to you now. We have to send it to you. 449 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:40,550 Send it to me? What are you talking about? 450 00:25:40,910 --> 00:25:41,910 I'm standing here. 451 00:25:42,090 --> 00:25:44,590 Well, you could pick it up. When? In a couple of days. 452 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:46,270 A few days? That's no good. 453 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,620 I've got to go back to 1840. It'll take months. 454 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:50,560 I'm sorry, sir. That's the way it works. 455 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,880 Look, I'm liable to cop a few, Bob, here. 456 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:59,100 If you could see your way to greasing the wheels a bit, I might find myself in 457 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,680 position where I could make a small donation. 458 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,800 This is a government department, sir. I'm a government employee. 459 00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:06,940 So the dustbin men, but they still get their Christmas box, don't they? 460 00:26:07,220 --> 00:26:09,960 Look, what me uncle's asking is, isn't there a quicker way? 461 00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:13,560 Well, if it's urgent, you can pay an extra £14 .50 and collect it tomorrow. 462 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:14,920 No, that's no use. 463 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,740 Perhaps you should speak to the supervisor. 464 00:26:19,820 --> 00:26:20,820 Sir. 465 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,960 Mr. Daly, the problem I can foresee is that public records only go back to 466 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:34,600 Are you trying to say that my family history pre -1837 is completely lost to 467 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,700 No, not at all, but the roots become more circuitous. 468 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,680 The only thing I can suggest is you hire a genealogist. 469 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,360 No, no, I don't want to talk to my ancestors. 470 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,560 I want to find out who they are. 471 00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:47,120 A genealogist is the professional researcher of family history. 472 00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:48,600 Oh, yeah? How much they cost? 473 00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:50,300 £20 an hour? 474 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,620 We're dealing with cowboys here. 475 00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:54,680 Job for the boys, isn't it? Putting all the work in the way of your mates. 476 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,560 Not at all. 477 00:26:57,100 --> 00:27:00,220 In fact, as a public office, we're debarred from endorsing private 478 00:27:00,460 --> 00:27:01,540 All right, all right. No, thanks. 479 00:27:01,740 --> 00:27:02,740 No, thanks. 480 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,200 I'm sorry. 481 00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:08,820 Between you and me, there are many retired people who enjoy doing the work 482 00:27:08,820 --> 00:27:09,820 much less. 483 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,460 Well, thanks for your help. 484 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:16,140 Oh, and, uh... We want to get all that stuff downstairs properly indexed. It 485 00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:17,860 would save the public an awful lot of grief. 486 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:22,480 So what's the next move? 487 00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:25,020 Hire one of these old folks to dust off the record books? 488 00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:27,820 What happens if we don't come up with anything? It could be good money after 489 00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,000 bad. This is hopeless. 490 00:27:29,660 --> 00:27:31,480 I'll have to go and see that solicitor again. 491 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,420 See if I can get him to speed things up. 492 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,260 It's too late now. He'll be shutting up shop for the weekend. 493 00:28:05,740 --> 00:28:06,740 breaking my ribs. 494 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:16,140 Are you insane? 495 00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:19,020 You took ten years off my life then. 496 00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:22,240 I'm all in Twitter. Look, my legs are gone. 497 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:23,960 I thought you'd enjoy it. 498 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,400 Enjoy it? 499 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,400 I'm supposed to be looking for my ancestors, not joining them. 500 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:41,560 So, as you can see, me and my nephew worked our fingers to the bone on this, 501 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:45,440 we was wondering if you could see your way to filling in the gaps, so to speak. 502 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:48,360 I mean, there could be something in it for you. 503 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,160 I didn't hear that, Mr Daly. 504 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,140 I said we were wondering if you could... He heard you, Arthur. 505 00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:56,740 Look, what exactly is this legacy anyway? 506 00:28:57,060 --> 00:29:00,140 I mean, we could spend the rest of our lives looking for this, Grace Daly, then 507 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:03,280 find out Arthur's been left nothing more than a stamp album. Oh, it's more 508 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,520 valuable than a stamp album, I can assure you. Well, I'm not assured. And 509 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,540 he's beginning to get on my nerves, we're running around like endless 510 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:12,100 and you won't tell us what for. You must excuse my nephew. 511 00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:14,880 He's in the hot flush of youth. Raymond, curb yourself. 512 00:29:15,580 --> 00:29:19,600 Now, to get back to the nub of the matter... Mr Daly, to be honest with 513 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,320 Australian solicitor hasn't shared the details with me. 514 00:29:22,620 --> 00:29:24,160 But try looking at it this way. 515 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:28,800 These people are going to a lot of trouble and expense, if you catch my 516 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,100 Could you expound on that, Squire? 517 00:29:33,350 --> 00:29:37,130 Well, they've paid for Mr. McCabe to come over here. They've retained my 518 00:29:37,130 --> 00:29:40,470 services. There you are, you see. The inheritance can't be peanuts, can it? 519 00:29:40,690 --> 00:29:43,410 Don't forget they'll be shouting you a trip to Oz if you can prove your case. 520 00:29:43,690 --> 00:29:44,690 Me? 521 00:29:45,770 --> 00:29:46,770 Go to Australia? 522 00:29:48,170 --> 00:29:51,430 I must say, I've had fun looking into your background. 523 00:29:51,810 --> 00:29:53,230 Oh, I'm very pleased. 524 00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:55,130 Quite, uh... 525 00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,540 Colourful family, the Dailies. 526 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,860 Oh, well, we've had our moments. So what did you come up with? 527 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:05,000 Oh, a veritable hotbed of scandal and intrigue. 528 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,540 There's quite a fruitful source of literature. 529 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:15,880 Because the Dailies are always connected with public houses. 530 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,440 Did you know that? 531 00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:20,820 You certainly upheld the family tradition there. 532 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,320 Please, the flippancy, Raymond. 533 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:29,050 So... I found it relatively easy to thread my way back through the Daily 534 00:30:29,050 --> 00:30:30,870 Publicans. Yes? 535 00:30:31,210 --> 00:30:38,130 Oh, yes. Now, your grandfather, Alfred Daly, was 536 00:30:38,130 --> 00:30:41,790 proprietor of the Bunch of Nuts in Wilsdon Green for 50 years. 537 00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:43,330 I vaguely remember that. 538 00:30:43,650 --> 00:30:50,550 Which his father, your great -grandfather, Archibald Daly, had run 539 00:30:50,550 --> 00:30:53,610 as a house of ill repute. 540 00:30:54,190 --> 00:30:56,450 If most sources are to be believed. 541 00:30:56,970 --> 00:30:57,970 Now, that's amazing. 542 00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,490 Isn't it? 543 00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:01,150 There's no need to dwell. 544 00:31:01,410 --> 00:31:05,150 Now, what's more exciting is this. 545 00:31:06,330 --> 00:31:12,990 Archibald Daly took over the bunch of nuns after his father, Alfred 546 00:31:12,990 --> 00:31:19,190 Daly, had lost his license in 1838 at the bushel of hay 547 00:31:19,190 --> 00:31:21,450 for illegal gambling. 548 00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:24,620 It was all over the Wilson Chronicle. 549 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:32,160 And there were dark rumours of a liaison with the bishop's wife. 550 00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:35,160 Could we have a little less of the gossip and a few more of the dates? 551 00:31:35,420 --> 00:31:36,820 Oh, yes, well, now. 552 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:44,580 Alphonse Daly, your great -great -grandfather, became Osler, the Bushel 553 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,440 in 1829. 554 00:31:47,380 --> 00:31:48,380 Yes, and? 555 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,860 That's all, I'm afraid. 556 00:31:50,730 --> 00:31:51,730 What do you mean, that's all? 557 00:31:51,970 --> 00:31:53,690 I've rooted out all the juicy bits. 558 00:31:53,910 --> 00:31:57,210 Before Alphonse, the dailies don't seem to have made much of a mark. 559 00:31:57,570 --> 00:31:58,770 I paid you £36. 560 00:31:59,230 --> 00:32:01,730 I've done more than £36 worth of work. 561 00:32:01,950 --> 00:32:05,150 I paid you that money expecting great things, and you've fallen short of my 562 00:32:05,150 --> 00:32:07,170 expectations. By one generation. 563 00:32:07,610 --> 00:32:10,650 All I can suggest is that you check through the parish records. 564 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:15,970 Local churches are frequently a rich scene in these matters. 565 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,240 That's the yellow line. 566 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,460 Never mind that now. I'm perching on the edge of a fortune here and you're 567 00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:34,580 worrying about parking fines. 568 00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:35,860 Come on. 569 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,480 The name is Norman, of course. 570 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,840 The chancel is a Victorian addition. 571 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:45,500 Oh, yeah. 572 00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:46,780 Very Norman. 573 00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:50,280 We suffered rather badly at the hands of Cromwell, 1538. 574 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,600 Destroyed a lot of the church. Them roundheads, all vandals. We dailies have 575 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,600 always been royalists. 576 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,380 Thomas Cromwell, not Oliver. 577 00:32:57,870 --> 00:32:59,170 at the behest of Henry VIII. 578 00:32:59,530 --> 00:33:00,830 There's always one, isn't there? 579 00:33:02,030 --> 00:33:03,030 Vestry? 580 00:33:03,810 --> 00:33:10,150 I can appreciate your anxiety, Mr Daly, but I'm afraid I don't really think I 581 00:33:10,150 --> 00:33:11,069 can help. 582 00:33:11,070 --> 00:33:15,030 But we was reliably informed that you would have a register of births, 583 00:33:15,030 --> 00:33:15,909 and deaths. 584 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:16,930 You know, parish records. 585 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:19,990 Well, at one time we had... You haven't had a break -in? 586 00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:21,510 It's nothing sacred. 587 00:33:21,850 --> 00:33:27,090 No, no, no, no. Our records were destroyed by fire after an air raid. 588 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:29,150 A direct hit, I'm afraid. 589 00:33:29,510 --> 00:33:30,309 An air raid? 590 00:33:30,310 --> 00:33:34,650 The long hand of Luftwaffe wreaks havoc into the 90s. Actually, it was a 591 00:33:34,650 --> 00:33:36,210 zeppelin in 1917. 592 00:33:36,930 --> 00:33:41,510 Zeppelin? We were privileged to be one of the few documented casualties of 593 00:33:41,510 --> 00:33:42,990 aerial bombing in the Great War. 594 00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:44,450 Something of a first. 595 00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:46,310 And it destroyed the Paris Register? 596 00:33:46,670 --> 00:33:47,670 At a stroke. 597 00:33:48,350 --> 00:33:49,530 Blighted, that's what I am. 598 00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:52,910 Of course, there's still the physical evidence. 599 00:33:53,590 --> 00:33:56,450 Come again? The gravestones are still in the graveyard. 600 00:34:05,129 --> 00:34:06,150 Come on, Ray. 601 00:34:06,850 --> 00:34:09,750 It's not easy, Arthur. They're out of reed. Well, hurry up. 602 00:34:10,110 --> 00:34:11,650 This place gives me the willies. 603 00:34:11,929 --> 00:34:13,330 They're only gravestones. 604 00:34:14,030 --> 00:34:17,770 They may be only gravestones to you, but to a man of my years, they're picture 605 00:34:17,770 --> 00:34:19,429 postcards from the Grim Reaper himself. 606 00:34:21,550 --> 00:34:25,210 I'm not a man given to an overactive imagination in the normal course of 607 00:34:25,310 --> 00:34:28,210 but it always seems to me something... 608 00:34:28,510 --> 00:34:30,630 unnaturally still about a graveyard. 609 00:34:31,889 --> 00:34:33,590 No matter how sunny the day, 610 00:34:34,310 --> 00:34:37,989 there's always a chilling wind that penetrates even the warmest crumbie. 611 00:34:40,230 --> 00:34:42,790 Ah! Oh, don't do that. 612 00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:46,670 What you looking at me like that for? 613 00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:49,350 I've found her. Found who? 614 00:34:50,510 --> 00:34:51,690 You don't mean... 615 00:34:57,740 --> 00:34:59,220 You know what this means, don't you? 616 00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:08,640 Brilliant. And there is a letter from the vicar authenticating the Polaroid of 617 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:09,640 the gravestone. 618 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:11,760 Absolutely brilliant. 619 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:15,340 I must congratulate you, Mr Daly. Very thorough. Very thorough indeed. 620 00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:18,860 I think you'll find all the paperwork's in order. Oh, yes. This definitely 621 00:35:18,860 --> 00:35:21,580 establishes you as the extant descendant of Grace Daly. 622 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:27,020 Well, as I believe our American cousins say, I'm about to make your day. 623 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,540 First things first. 624 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,880 Here are two business class tickets to Sydney for you and your wife. 625 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:45,720 I don't understand it. 626 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:47,060 Dave's never late. 627 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,400 You don't think something's happened to him, do you? 628 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,140 They do say there's always misery to set against good fortune. 629 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,260 Will you pack it in, you old pessimist? 630 00:35:55,580 --> 00:35:57,380 You've just been told you're practically a millionaire. 631 00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:58,880 Enjoy yourself, Arthur. 632 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,120 No, it brings its own responsibilities, Ray. 633 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,880 I've often wondered what I'd do with my first million. 634 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,680 Yet most punters couldn't handle it. 635 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,500 I hope to assume the mantle of wealth with dignity. 636 00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:19,680 What's going on? 637 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,020 Ray, hit that light. 638 00:36:25,930 --> 00:36:27,130 I can't seem to find him, Arthur. 639 00:36:27,530 --> 00:36:28,530 I don't like it. 640 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:30,810 There's some shenanigans afoot. 641 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:04,300 the jolly good fellow and so say all of us. 642 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:08,920 You could have knocked me down with a feather. 643 00:37:09,540 --> 00:37:12,760 I'll see you later, Dave. And you, young Ray. 644 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,880 Presumably you've all heard the news. 645 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:20,160 Yes, my friends, I'm off down under, land of the midnight sun. 646 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,640 Been down to shops. 647 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,540 Got me mosquito spray. 648 00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:26,460 Been measured for me safari suit. 649 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,120 Thank you, Ethel. 650 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,120 I've also got me shark repellent. 651 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,100 I might try that out on Nobby Green later. 652 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:41,880 But what I would like to say, the most valuable thing I will be taking with me 653 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:46,220 is the memory of you, my friends, here now. 654 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:51,320 I mean that from the bottom of my heart. I am very, very deeply touched. 655 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,520 The drinks are on Dave. 656 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:06,060 Keep all them champagne corks. I want to hang them around me trilby later. 657 00:38:27,370 --> 00:38:29,550 I'm really made up, you are. I really am. 658 00:38:29,870 --> 00:38:34,130 And about them fountain pens. Not another word, Spikey. No, but I can see 659 00:38:34,130 --> 00:38:34,988 was too hasty. 660 00:38:34,990 --> 00:38:36,050 Business is business. 661 00:38:36,570 --> 00:38:40,290 Bicons be bicons. Water under the bridge. You're a gentleman, aren't you? 662 00:38:40,290 --> 00:38:41,290 have some bubbles. 663 00:38:41,550 --> 00:38:42,550 Cheers. 664 00:38:42,670 --> 00:38:44,970 There you go. Good luck, Bill. See you later. 665 00:38:54,930 --> 00:38:56,310 Mud in your eye, Arthur. 666 00:38:56,700 --> 00:38:57,359 Oh, Fisher? 667 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,360 Which one? 668 00:38:59,340 --> 00:39:00,340 Why, it's over. 669 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:01,760 That's a card. 670 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,180 Ballot advance I gave you. 671 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,300 Checks in the post, now. In your own time, Arthur. 672 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:13,040 Oh, by the way, not 20 % off in anticipation of future dealings. That's 673 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:17,460 broad of you, not me. Pass the back scratcher. We tycoons have got to stick 674 00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:19,120 together. Come on, come up, you blast. 675 00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:20,900 I don't mind if I do. 676 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:22,640 Here you go. 677 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,680 Cheers. 678 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,060 You looking forward to Australia? 679 00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:34,620 Oh, I'll probably be a bit surprised to start with, but I pride myself on my 680 00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:38,720 adaptability. Oh, you'll love it. Beautiful beaches, clean air, sun. 681 00:39:38,940 --> 00:39:40,520 It's the sort of place a man can lay down a root. 682 00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:42,660 I will keep an open mind, William. 683 00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:45,860 When you get there, a first finger's on me. Done. 684 00:39:59,150 --> 00:40:01,290 Congratulations, Mr. Daly. Oh, thank you, miss. 685 00:40:01,610 --> 00:40:04,750 Are you going to come and have a dance? No, no, no. You carry on. You're only 686 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:05,750 young once. 687 00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:06,870 Come. 688 00:40:08,010 --> 00:40:11,550 Dave, that could be me and her indoors. 689 00:40:12,050 --> 00:40:14,350 The Hammersmith Valley, 40 years ago. 690 00:40:15,510 --> 00:40:17,650 Gather ye what's named what you may. 691 00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:21,970 When I first met her indoors, I promised her the world. 692 00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:26,390 And now, suddenly I can deliver. 693 00:40:27,610 --> 00:40:28,610 You're all right. 694 00:40:28,780 --> 00:40:29,598 Yeah, yeah. 695 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,700 Bit of smoke in here. 696 00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:36,240 I always knew you'd get the top off. It took the time coming, didn't it? 697 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,320 We've trod a very long path together, Dave. 698 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:40,960 Oh, dear, don't say that again. 699 00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:43,340 We've trod a very long path together, Dave. 700 00:40:44,700 --> 00:40:47,020 Dave, I want you to know this. 701 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:48,960 Especially you. 702 00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:51,640 I will not let this change me. 703 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,660 Nothing can change you, Arthur. 704 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,640 You're one of nature's elements. 705 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,960 Been doing a bit of celebrating. 706 00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:27,420 Who's that? 707 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,660 Oh, Sergeant Worley. Good evening. 708 00:41:30,620 --> 00:41:33,940 I'm just waiting for a cab. Oh, we've got a cab for you here, Daly. 709 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:35,860 Raymond's already in the back. 710 00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:38,940 You talking riddles, Sergeant. 711 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:40,960 Recognise this? 712 00:41:42,150 --> 00:41:46,270 I'm arresting you for evasion of liability under Section 3 of the Theft 713 00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:47,270 1978. 714 00:41:47,710 --> 00:41:50,450 Deception, Section 15, Theft Act 1968. 715 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:54,270 And we'll talk about a possible charge of forgery when we get down the nick. 716 00:41:55,170 --> 00:41:56,170 All right, John. 717 00:41:56,450 --> 00:41:57,450 All yours. 718 00:42:01,930 --> 00:42:03,030 I don't like it. 719 00:42:03,450 --> 00:42:04,450 It's not natural. 720 00:42:05,150 --> 00:42:06,150 What's that, Sarge? 721 00:42:06,770 --> 00:42:08,390 I've been after Daly for years. 722 00:42:09,130 --> 00:42:10,590 I finally got in trust. 723 00:42:10,990 --> 00:42:14,050 basted and ready for the oven, and he's behaving as if I've just told him he can 724 00:42:14,050 --> 00:42:15,050 fly there undone. 725 00:42:15,550 --> 00:42:16,550 Yeah. 726 00:42:16,630 --> 00:42:17,970 Doesn't seem over -worried, does he? 727 00:42:23,190 --> 00:42:25,030 Who's this brief he wants to bring in, anyway? 728 00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:28,010 Oh, that's the other thing, Sarge. This Moliere's top bracket. 729 00:42:28,270 --> 00:42:30,250 Cuss you an arm and a leg just at coughing his uppies. 730 00:42:30,830 --> 00:42:31,830 I don't like it. 731 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,260 Ah, Mr Mouldier. 732 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:45,560 You've met Detective Sergeant Morley, I see. 733 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,000 Do have a seat. 734 00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:54,300 Officer, Mr Mouldier and me would like a little bit of privacy, if you don't 735 00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:55,300 mind. 736 00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:59,300 Sorry about this, Mr Mouldier. 737 00:42:59,740 --> 00:43:01,680 An inconvenience to our affairs. 738 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:06,120 But as you're my solicitor, I thought you should be in on the ground floor. 739 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:10,000 Yes, it's very regrettable, Mr Daly. 740 00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:13,720 May I say how profoundly sorry I am that this should have happened? 741 00:43:14,060 --> 00:43:15,960 These things are sent to try us. 742 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,360 Look, look. 743 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:24,160 Kangaroos. I must say, you're being very philosophical about this. 744 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000 Substantial find. 745 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,540 I mean, it's hardly robbing the Bank of England, is it? 746 00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:32,780 Oh, dear, Mr Daly, I see you're not aware of the ramifications. 747 00:43:34,140 --> 00:43:36,840 There'll be a criminal record. 748 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:42,940 An unjust besmirchment on my character, which I'll be in a position to bear. 749 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:49,000 But the terms of the inheritance are very clear, Mr. Daly. The executives of 750 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:53,820 estate are very insistent that the recipient be a person of good character. 751 00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:59,880 Do you mean... Exactly. 752 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:05,100 Should this case go ahead, I'm afraid there can be no question of inheritance. 753 00:44:06,670 --> 00:44:07,670 Oh, my God. 754 00:44:14,450 --> 00:44:15,970 I can't bear it. 755 00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:23,110 I actually don't think I can bear it. A fortune dangled in front of me 756 00:44:23,110 --> 00:44:25,570 and then snatched away at the last minute. 757 00:44:25,870 --> 00:44:27,130 Oh, the cruelty. 758 00:44:29,530 --> 00:44:31,410 Take it easy on a drink, Arthur. 759 00:44:33,410 --> 00:44:35,250 Life is but a veil of tears. 760 00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:41,120 You soldier along, trying your best, and round the corner, fate, ever waiting 761 00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:45,920 with the old half -brick. It is always the sunniest days that Dame Fortune 762 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,600 chooses to mount her most vicious attacks. 763 00:44:49,140 --> 00:44:53,020 Walking along, springing a step, then wallop. 764 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,760 Lying in the gutter, spitting out teeth. 765 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,100 But don't get too disappointed. 766 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,040 I can't take any more of this. I just don't believe it. 767 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:03,700 Dave. 768 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:05,500 Turn the oven on. 769 00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:12,080 Come on, out with it. My mates see me with you, they'll think I'm on the take. 770 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,400 Yeah, the feeling's mutual. 771 00:45:14,220 --> 00:45:15,860 I've come about this business with Arthur. 772 00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:17,279 Silly man. 773 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,780 It's 400 quid minimum for tampering with a parking ticket. God knows how much 774 00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:21,780 for carrying your own. 775 00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:24,580 Well, can you do anything about it? What are you suggesting, Daly? 776 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,960 I'm a DC. I can't go fiddling with custody records. 777 00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:29,940 I'll be done for perverting the course of justice. 778 00:45:30,510 --> 00:45:33,770 Listen, Field, Arthur stands to inherit a fortune and get out of dodgy deals 779 00:45:33,770 --> 00:45:34,770 forever. 780 00:45:35,270 --> 00:45:38,870 Now, I know the Met is not the great democratic institution it likes to think 781 00:45:38,870 --> 00:45:40,310 is, and things can be done. 782 00:45:41,290 --> 00:45:43,470 So all I want you to do is have a word with your governor. 783 00:45:47,430 --> 00:45:48,430 Tit for tat. 784 00:45:50,450 --> 00:45:51,970 All right, I'll mention it to Morley. 785 00:45:52,710 --> 00:45:53,710 Good man. 786 00:45:54,270 --> 00:45:55,169 Told you, mate. 787 00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:56,170 I'm not promising. 788 00:45:57,770 --> 00:46:01,240 Field... You are a shining sovereign amongst a load of bent coppers. 789 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,020 You, er, have a look through this side. 790 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,839 Through what? 791 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:19,840 I've been thinking. 792 00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:23,520 This parking business with Daly. Did anyone actually see him? 793 00:46:23,860 --> 00:46:25,420 Well, it's all here in black and white, isn't it? 794 00:46:25,710 --> 00:46:29,570 Four separate reports from four separate wardens of Daly's car with a fake 795 00:46:29,570 --> 00:46:33,390 ticket. Yeah, but did anybody physically see Daly writing the tickets out? 796 00:46:34,010 --> 00:46:36,090 Filling it in and actually putting it on the car? 797 00:46:37,130 --> 00:46:38,990 You mean we haven't actually got a decent witness? 798 00:46:39,410 --> 00:46:40,410 See what I'm getting at? 799 00:46:41,110 --> 00:46:44,670 With a platinum brief like Moldy, it could be a complete blinking nose up in 800 00:46:44,670 --> 00:46:45,670 court, couldn't it? 801 00:46:45,930 --> 00:46:48,230 He would claim it was one of his mates who winded him up. 802 00:46:49,050 --> 00:46:50,050 I don't believe it. 803 00:46:52,070 --> 00:46:53,850 He's going to get away with it again, isn't he? 804 00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:56,820 Not necessarily. 805 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:09,000 Daly, I'd like to have a little chat. 806 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:11,940 You'd better hurry up. I'm fading fast. 807 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:13,400 Listen to me. 808 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:17,360 It's been drawn to my attention that this business with the parking tickets 809 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:21,860 stands to come between you and the wherewithal to finally go straight. 810 00:47:24,590 --> 00:47:26,090 Now, I'm not a vindictive man. 811 00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:32,450 Seeing as this is the case, I'm prepared to drop all charges. 812 00:47:35,330 --> 00:47:36,330 Pardon? 813 00:47:36,690 --> 00:47:37,750 On one condition. 814 00:47:39,330 --> 00:47:42,870 You use these snide tickets five times, according to my sources. 815 00:47:43,450 --> 00:47:46,750 That's worth 400 quid fine each. 816 00:47:47,470 --> 00:47:48,630 That makes two grand. 817 00:47:49,990 --> 00:47:53,970 I'm prepared to forget all about it if you give that amount. 818 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,740 to the Metropolitan Police Benevolent Fund. 819 00:47:57,860 --> 00:47:58,860 Really? 820 00:47:59,420 --> 00:48:00,420 It's early. 821 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,220 Oh, gladly. 822 00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:13,440 If I were a rich man... 823 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,060 What a result, Arthur. You're in your way, aren't you? He's going to be so 824 00:48:20,060 --> 00:48:24,000 pleased. No, no, no, she's not coming. No, no, she put her foot down. She can't 825 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,940 abide abroad. She hates the food and her legs go funny. 826 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:28,360 Are you going on your own? 827 00:48:28,780 --> 00:48:30,660 No, taking my business partner. 828 00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:32,240 Dave. 829 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:39,340 Now, you, you addict, do you think I would leave you crying when 830 00:48:39,340 --> 00:48:41,980 there's room on the plane for two? 831 00:48:42,980 --> 00:48:44,260 That's one of Rolf's, isn't it? 832 00:48:44,540 --> 00:48:47,960 What, you mean I'm going too? Yeah, yeah, of course. Come on, we've got a 833 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:48,960 do, a lot of packing to do. 834 00:48:53,780 --> 00:48:55,480 Australia, here we come. 835 00:48:56,420 --> 00:48:58,320 Hey, you'll have to get passports. 836 00:48:58,540 --> 00:48:59,540 I'll get right on it, Arthur. 837 00:48:59,780 --> 00:49:03,200 Once a jolly swag man, playing with his gooly gong. 838 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,560 Billabong, Arthur. 839 00:49:05,340 --> 00:49:07,020 Playing with his billabong. 840 00:49:08,300 --> 00:49:09,740 Marvellous. It's going to be brilliant. 841 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:11,660 Will we ever have chance? 842 00:49:12,060 --> 00:49:13,220 I don't think so, no. 843 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:15,060 How long was the flight? 844 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,740 I think it'd be quite a long time. 845 00:49:16,940 --> 00:49:21,440 Isn't it amazing? You think of it. Lady Luck marking me down as one of her own 846 00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,040 on the other side of the world. 847 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:28,120 It makes you feel like one of them famous seafaring captains, you know, 848 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:32,520 Drake, Marco Molo, and the man, the man who discovered Australia himself, 849 00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:34,180 Christopher Columbus. 850 00:49:34,780 --> 00:49:35,780 Cook. 851 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,840 Oh, no, no, he was a captain, surely. 852 00:49:38,140 --> 00:49:42,320 Cook discovered Australia. Oh, yeah, of course he did. Hence the travel agents. 853 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,040 Yes Arthur.