1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,240 Bye. 2 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:01,980 I can't think why I've never seen it before. It's been staring me in the 3 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:03,180 What is that? 4 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:05,480 Arthur, there's nothing there. 5 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:11,140 To the uninitiated, Ray, but to a man of vision, that vista is the great 6 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:12,140 unmilked. 7 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:18,740 For once the Luftwaffe packed up and went home, the skies of North London 8 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:22,600 ceased to interest most people, which is precisely why it has been chronically 9 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,560 underdeveloped. But the winds of change are blowing, Ray. 10 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,660 In next to no time, the wide blue yonder will be chocker. What with? 11 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,380 Satellite TV signals. 12 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:35,780 Even as we speak, pictures of the rich and famous are being zapped from one 13 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:39,800 of the world to the other, above our very heads. Arthur, why are you telling 14 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,800 this? Oh, dear Raymond, I often wonder whether the daily blood really is 15 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:44,880 coursing through your veins. 16 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,840 We are standing on the threshold of a new era. 17 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:52,540 And if there is one thing an entrepreneur likes, it's standing on a 18 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,080 Because it means new opportunities. 19 00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:58,210 Yes, they're not the celebrity cigarette cart idea, is it? The renaissance of 20 00:01:58,210 --> 00:02:01,110 that concept is long overdue, but in this occasion, no. 21 00:02:01,510 --> 00:02:02,750 Now, Ray, think. 22 00:02:03,170 --> 00:02:06,750 All these signals being sent from one side of the world to the other, what do 23 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:07,750 they have in common? 24 00:02:07,870 --> 00:02:12,010 I don't know. Cut final in 30 different languages? They all require a piece of 25 00:02:12,010 --> 00:02:14,550 equipment to make sense of all those stratospherics. 26 00:02:14,990 --> 00:02:15,990 A receiver? 27 00:02:16,190 --> 00:02:18,530 Known in the trade as a dish, a satellite dish. 28 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:19,990 Euler hoop of the 90s. 29 00:02:20,230 --> 00:02:24,090 They're all going to want one, and Daily Enterprises is going to supply them. 30 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,240 You see, Dave, it's all been deregulated. 31 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:31,840 Anyone with a camera and enough space in their front room to bung up a weather 32 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:35,120 chart can start pumping out round -the -clock telly. Yeah, but I heard all they 33 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,780 showed was cookery programmes and repeats to the Virginian. 34 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:39,060 Popular nevertheless. 35 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:42,820 And the sale of these dishes is going through the roof. You see, people want 36 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:45,060 alternative to Dickie Davis and the ITV7. 37 00:02:45,340 --> 00:02:46,340 Really? 38 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:50,800 It's a mistake, Arthur. You read it? There's too many things we don't know 39 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:54,500 about. Look, Gunther has his finger on the pulse, and I've given the points he 40 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:55,500 made my full attention. 41 00:02:55,820 --> 00:02:56,820 And he is quite right. 42 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:59,580 A timely opportunity at a crazy price. 43 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:03,660 Stupid price is what he says. No, he's grasping at localisms, Ray. I mean, it's 44 00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:04,659 obvious what he means. 45 00:03:04,660 --> 00:03:07,740 I thought you weren't talking to Gunther. The Arthur incident with the 46 00:03:07,740 --> 00:03:09,320 detectors? A genuine error. 47 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:12,040 The only thing they detected was anti -personnel mines. 48 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,320 Well, you can't be too careful, Ray. Even in this green and pleasant land. 49 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:17,980 Well, that's the trouble with Gunther. We never know who's supplying him. 50 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:22,020 He's too far away to keep an eye on. On this one, I can enlighten you. 51 00:03:22,490 --> 00:03:25,950 As you know, there is a new spirit of openness in Gunther's Neck of the Woods. 52 00:03:26,090 --> 00:03:29,630 With a result, they find themselves in a surplus of radio and electronic gear. 53 00:03:29,870 --> 00:03:30,870 Spy stuff. 54 00:03:30,970 --> 00:03:34,650 Oh, we didn't go into details. But the point is, he cannot offload it locally. 55 00:03:34,810 --> 00:03:38,390 Because he cannot convince the populace they will not pick up anything more 56 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:40,470 sinister than World Aerobics Championships. 57 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:42,070 Hence the offer to us. 58 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:44,390 Which we will be foolish to overlook. 59 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:48,010 You've got a fitterman offer. With a screwdriver, Dave. 60 00:03:48,330 --> 00:03:50,130 And anything else the instructions suggest. 61 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:52,880 It's just a glorified TV aerial. 62 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,340 How hard can it be, Ray? 63 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:03,700 Right, now that. 64 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:07,160 Haven't you got that sorted yet? 65 00:04:07,420 --> 00:04:11,080 No. Your dad says he'll bring your Meccano stuff around later. He reckons 66 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:11,799 in the loft. 67 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:12,820 You sure you need it? 68 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,640 You're supposed to have special tools for a job like this, Arthur. 69 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:19,040 Gunther says a posidrive and a modicum of common sense should have it done in 70 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:22,060 time. Did he mention anything about being fluent in German, if you're going 71 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:23,280 stand a chance with these instructions? 72 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,820 By the way, I put the receipt for this dictionary in the expenses box. 73 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,380 Dictionary? I'm sorry, Raymond, that's got to come out of your pocket. 74 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:34,200 Gunther was under the impression, as I was, that you was a linguist. You've got 75 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,360 certificates. French, Arthur, not German. 76 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:38,700 They are virtually next door to one another. 77 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:41,290 Yeah, I tried giving the gun to the ring, see if he could help me out with 78 00:04:41,290 --> 00:04:43,910 technical stuff. Guess what? He's out of the country. 79 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:46,890 He must be shifting those dishes all over the world. 80 00:04:47,270 --> 00:04:48,930 I knew we bought at the right time. 81 00:04:50,430 --> 00:04:51,610 Is that the right way up? 82 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:52,830 Well, it's like a tell. 83 00:04:53,030 --> 00:04:54,310 Well, look at the pictures, Ray. 84 00:04:54,850 --> 00:04:55,850 Universal language. 85 00:04:58,790 --> 00:05:00,010 You got them pinned up somewhere? 86 00:05:00,310 --> 00:05:01,310 Well, that's it, Arthur. 87 00:05:01,790 --> 00:05:04,770 32 different stages, all in small print and no pictures. 88 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:07,870 Not to mention the little magic box that makes it all work. 89 00:05:08,570 --> 00:05:09,770 God knows how we fit this. 90 00:05:10,090 --> 00:05:13,070 What is it? Well, it unscrambles the signal from the dish. 91 00:05:13,350 --> 00:05:15,770 I thought you just bolted this to the wall and plugged in the telly. 92 00:05:16,130 --> 00:05:17,410 I don't think so, Arthur. 93 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,070 You mustn't blame yourself, Ray. 94 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:24,110 I'd like to give you a chance, but there are bound to be some tasks which are 95 00:05:24,110 --> 00:05:28,550 beyond you. On these occasions, it is necessary to call in the elite. 96 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:33,150 Oh, Eric Lawson. 97 00:05:33,350 --> 00:05:35,850 Better known to his acquaintances as Logie Lawson. 98 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:38,100 Never heard of him. No, he's a thoroughbred, Ray. 99 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,460 The Bobby Charlton of the electrical circuit. 100 00:05:40,860 --> 00:05:41,860 So how do you know him? 101 00:05:42,220 --> 00:05:47,120 Well, like every genius, he has his dark side. In his case, he was Psycho Pete's 102 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:47,939 wire man. 103 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:51,560 Psycho Pete? Didn't he get a 20 stretch a few years back for that bungled bank 104 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,800 job? He and Logie haven't spoken since. 105 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:57,500 There was talk of professional malpractice. 106 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,180 You'll certainly be able to deal with these satellite systems. 107 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,900 It's all new technology, Arthur. Ray, to see Logie with a screwdriver in his 108 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:09,080 hand sends a shiver up your spine. In the electrical field, Logie, audio or 109 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,360 visual, he's a colossus. 110 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,280 A man ahead of his time. 111 00:06:25,660 --> 00:06:30,440 The incredible thing is, Ray, that Logie is completely self -taught. 112 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,600 He must be out the back, Ray. 113 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:43,880 You give him a bell. 114 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,360 Arthur, 115 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,880 I saw you coming on the video, but I didn't have time to stop you before 116 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,220 Not to worry. 117 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:55,880 I don't know what's wrong with it. 118 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:59,380 I had to get the St John's ambulance round last week. They were Jehovah's 119 00:06:59,380 --> 00:07:02,700 Witness. I would have offered him a glass of water, but you can't be too 120 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:03,519 with electricity. 121 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,340 No problem, Logie. My boy Ray took the shock. Hard as nails. 122 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:07,700 That's never Bert's lad. 123 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:09,340 Yeah, pleased to meet you. 124 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,380 Last time I saw you, you was this big. 125 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:15,540 Christmas party, 1971, Wilsdon Drill Hall. 126 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:18,480 Your Uncle Arthur was Santa and your Dad, what was his Dad after? 127 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:22,040 Logie, could we have a word? It's rather urgent. Of course, Arthur, you know me. 128 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,600 Never like to waste time. Come in. 129 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:27,020 Careful of that gramophone flex on your way through. It's a bit loose. 130 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:33,520 I had to pack in the freelance work in the end. 131 00:07:34,380 --> 00:07:37,560 Eyesight. I can still manage favourable conditions. 132 00:07:38,020 --> 00:07:39,020 What's favourable? 133 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:40,460 Well, it's more what isn't. 134 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:43,960 I don't know whether your Uncle Arthur mentioned, Ray, but there were times in 135 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:48,220 the past when I had calls to operate by torchlight to a very tight schedule. I 136 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:49,220 couldn't manage that now. 137 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:53,520 I remember one time... You're all right for a nine -to -five work, then? Oh, 138 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:55,860 yeah. Especially now I've got time on my hands. 139 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:59,900 I sold a business after. What, the TVs and the aerials? I heard it was doing a 140 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:00,659 roaring trade. 141 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:03,780 Yeah, well, it was, but... Well, being in business after. 142 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:08,420 I mean, I'm not like you. I couldn't cope with the... I need me feet firmly 143 00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:09,079 the ground. 144 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:12,100 The cut and thrust of self -employment is not for the faint -hearted, Logie. 145 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:16,860 But the job I'm offering you now, you get on with the work, leave me to do the 146 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:19,450 worrying. It's the way I like it, Arthur. I couldn't agree with you more. 147 00:08:19,690 --> 00:08:24,230 But the thing is, you see, the real money is not in the selling of these 148 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:25,290 but the installation. 149 00:08:25,490 --> 00:08:27,130 And that is where we've hit a slight snag. 150 00:08:27,350 --> 00:08:29,950 Well, if you know the basics, Arthur, the instructions are usually pretty 151 00:08:29,950 --> 00:08:31,530 straightforward. They're in German. 152 00:08:31,850 --> 00:08:36,130 Well, obviously, that would throw up a bit of a smoke screen, but I can't see 153 00:08:36,130 --> 00:08:37,130 how it's insurmountable. 154 00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:38,750 I mean, the ground rules never change. 155 00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:41,850 From the crystal set to the satellite digits, same principle. 156 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:43,150 Did you fit your own? 157 00:08:43,950 --> 00:08:45,170 Co -op, actually. 158 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:46,950 I had too much to have a work on. 159 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:50,700 Get ready to be busy again, Logie. Already got two customers and the list 160 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:54,700 rising. Young Ray will be helping me out? I'm working, if unskilled. 161 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:56,140 I'm not as young. 162 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,820 Ring rusty, that's all it is, Logie. 163 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,020 Couple of hours, you'll be bunging those dishes up on the roof like a good 'un. 164 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:04,280 What do you think? 165 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:06,720 Very nice offer. 166 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,260 Where'd you get them? Land Army. 167 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:09,560 I bought two dozen. 168 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,420 VE Day clearance sale. I knew they'd come in handy. 169 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,780 I got Vinnie Goldman to sort out the lettering. 170 00:09:16,530 --> 00:09:18,630 Hey, Ray and Logie got their names on theirs. 171 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,930 Yeah, aren't they a bit short for blokes? 172 00:09:22,370 --> 00:09:23,990 No, they're not built for comfort, Dave. 173 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:26,710 I mean, they're meant to protect the threads and create a corporate image. 174 00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:30,170 And, I mean, they'll be bending over a lot, so there'll be plenty of room. 175 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:31,450 Well, 176 00:09:31,630 --> 00:09:33,650 how's the order book going? Oh, filling up nicely. 177 00:09:33,930 --> 00:09:37,150 And when word of mouth gets out about the sort of service we offer, we'll be 178 00:09:37,150 --> 00:09:38,150 rushed off our feet. 179 00:09:38,190 --> 00:09:39,490 Another VAT, please, Dave. 180 00:09:39,810 --> 00:09:42,190 You ever thought of having one in here? 181 00:09:42,770 --> 00:09:44,890 Saturday, Dick. Yeah, poor the punters. 182 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:46,790 The sport's very popular. 183 00:09:47,010 --> 00:09:49,950 Then there's the films. Be like the Rialto here on a Friday night. 184 00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:56,370 Well, we've got to consider the cost, Arthur. I mean, for a star, we need one 185 00:09:56,370 --> 00:10:01,450 their big screens. Dave, the cost is prohibitive to the man in the street. 186 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:02,870 you will be dealing trade. 187 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:07,530 I mean, can you imagine what you'd do here over the bar, hot summer's night, 188 00:10:07,710 --> 00:10:11,470 with six square feet of Bo Derek slapped against the wall? An hosepipe wouldn't 189 00:10:11,470 --> 00:10:12,470 satisfy them. 190 00:10:13,210 --> 00:10:14,230 What, uh... 191 00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:16,390 What kind of figure should talk, you know? 192 00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:33,770 It won't go any tighter and it's still wobbling. 193 00:10:33,970 --> 00:10:35,530 That's all right. It's not going anywhere. 194 00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:37,350 There's a couple of wires free and all. 195 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:38,610 They're probably spares. 196 00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:39,890 You can get down now. 197 00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:53,870 If these outfits are saying something about the company, I think we're in big 198 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,710 trouble. No, Arthur's right, Ray. 199 00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:57,570 Image is very important. 200 00:10:57,910 --> 00:11:00,830 He might be the best in the world, but if you look at him at us... Yeah, but I 201 00:11:00,830 --> 00:11:01,910 think that's the point I'm trying to make. 202 00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:04,390 Always been a big concern with Arthur, Ray, Image. 203 00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:07,650 Yeah, shouldn't you get up there and line it up? We've got a couple more 204 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:08,650 to make. 205 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:09,750 Absolutely. 206 00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:11,010 Must crack on. 207 00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:16,830 That all looks fine to me. 208 00:11:17,850 --> 00:11:18,850 You sure? 209 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,040 Yeah, well, you've been in the game as long as I have, Ray. You can tell 210 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,340 straight away when something's spot on. 211 00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:25,820 I remember this time over in Eltham. Oh, good. It's pointing straight at that 212 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:26,820 house. 213 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:28,899 Fair enough. 214 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:30,520 It's thorough, isn't it? I like that, Ray. 215 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,040 Up you go. 216 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:37,460 Well, me? No, you're the technical old supremo. There's no point in me shooting 217 00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:40,020 up there and fixing it in the blink of an eye, is there? Well, it sounds great 218 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:41,020 to me. 219 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,360 How are you going to learn your trade, Ray? Think about that. 220 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,480 Go on. Up you go. 221 00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:54,290 He's coming. 222 00:11:55,550 --> 00:11:56,890 Daily into space. Good afternoon. 223 00:11:57,590 --> 00:11:58,590 Oh, hello, Malcolm. 224 00:11:58,690 --> 00:11:59,830 Taking a break from the cricket? 225 00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:02,770 Or is there a particularly good film on at this time of day? 226 00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:05,410 The Virginian? Oh, what's that like? 227 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,150 What do you mean you haven't had it? 228 00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:12,110 Look, Ray rang in half an hour ago to say he was just starting on yours. 229 00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:14,770 Well, stick your head out the window. 230 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:17,490 Oh, all right, all right, all right. Leave it with me. 231 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:19,630 There's no need for that. 232 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,030 Bit more. 233 00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:22,270 Bit more. 234 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,040 That's it. That's west. 235 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,620 West? I thought you had to narrow it down more than that. 236 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,680 No, they're very powerful, these dishes, Ray. 237 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,960 You point it west for stuff from the States and east for anything else. 238 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,160 Bit of a face of that, Ray. 239 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,440 No valves in it. I thought it was light. 240 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:43,680 What you doing here? 241 00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:46,910 Oh, good afternoon, Arthur. Just signing up. Ray, what's going on? Oh, he's a 242 00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:47,689 bright lad, that. 243 00:12:47,690 --> 00:12:49,510 Well, there's no -one in, Arthur. You wouldn't think he was burnt. 244 00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:52,990 I'd love to chat, Logie, but I think we've got a slight problem here. Oh, 245 00:12:53,050 --> 00:12:55,970 where management starts, the buck stops, eh? What's the matter, Arthur? That's 246 00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:58,390 what I could never get used to. Ray, I want to know what you're doing here. You 247 00:12:58,390 --> 00:12:59,009 can see. 248 00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:01,970 But you're supposed to be at Malcolm's. We are. You most certainly are not. He 249 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:02,970 lives in the next street. 250 00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:09,510 Oh, this is quite funny, Arthur. You'll never guess what's happening. Take it 251 00:13:09,510 --> 00:13:11,050 down, for God's sake. Go on and hurry. 252 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,840 Well, you put it up there and I'll take it down. 253 00:13:19,140 --> 00:13:20,200 It won't budge. 254 00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:23,340 I wondered why he wasn't at home. For us to give him his little magic books. 255 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,640 Whack it with the hammer. 256 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,060 Arthur, this is a very delicate piece of equipment. 257 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,440 Well, whack it gently. 258 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,880 It ain't going to move. I reckon we've used the wrong bolts, you know. 259 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,100 Why didn't you check? 260 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,200 Ask Logie. 261 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,520 Well, the colours matched, Arthur. 262 00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:40,480 Remember that job in Act 2? Logie! 263 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:46,610 I can't leave it, Arthur. It's valuable. 264 00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:49,810 So is the front of that bloke's house. You told me to hit it. I didn't tell you 265 00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:52,010 to assault it. I could feel the vibration through my shoes. 266 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:53,750 What a disaster. 267 00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:56,270 Maybe if we got an oxyethylene... What's 268 00:13:56,270 --> 00:14:02,370 that? 269 00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,990 What? There, on the front of my house. 270 00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:10,430 Where? That thing. That sheep. 271 00:14:10,770 --> 00:14:13,470 Good God, you can hardly miss it. Oh, the satellite dish. 272 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:16,010 Isn't it amazing the way they blend in? 273 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,230 I don't believe it. 274 00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:20,910 Modern technology. We get a bit blasey about it, dealing with it every day. 275 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:21,910 is an outrage. 276 00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:23,050 I didn't order it. 277 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,710 I assume you're in charge. 278 00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:32,190 I want that dish removing immediately, and I want compensation for any damage 279 00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:33,750 the shell of my house. Oh, no, that's not possible. 280 00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:36,170 Why? Well, you see, it's a free trial. 281 00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:39,810 You get it for a week, and then we take it down. I don't want it for a week. 282 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:41,490 Well, those were the terms when you entered the competition. 283 00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:42,850 What competition? 284 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,420 I never entered a competition. 285 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,720 Ah, you can't rip the top off a cornflakes packet, bung it in a post 286 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,980 reading a small print. We'll be back next week. Hopefully, our other lucky 287 00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:53,580 recipients will be a little more gracious than you. Good day. 288 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:12,060 Ray, no man likes admitting he's made a mistake. In the words of Columbus, I 289 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:13,680 think I might be slightly off course. 290 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,280 Well, I said we should have looked into things a little bit more before we got 291 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,860 up and running. No, no, there's nothing wrong with adventure or the equipment. 292 00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:22,420 It's my chief technician who's hell -bent on putting the spanner in the 293 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,640 He spent four hours installing that gear in the Winchester and it still don't 294 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:29,080 work. Yeah, but I checked the disc last night. No, it's not that. 295 00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:30,660 Logie says it's the decoder. 296 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,740 Every time Dave turns on the pump for half a lager, the channels switch over. 297 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:38,120 Well, he's just out of practice, that's all. Like you said, he needs a bit more 298 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:41,220 time to get back in the swing. Time is something we do not have, Ray. 299 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:45,100 The present demand is but the first trickle in a potential deluge. 300 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,640 And when the floodgates open, we want to be able to rise to the occasion without 301 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,380 blacking out half of London. Well, at least the work's there, Arthur. I had 302 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,380 another phone call this morning. 303 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:55,040 Well, if it's that bloke from Kilburn, I hope you told him his name was first 304 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,500 out of the act and he gets to keep the dish. That was a new customer. 305 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:58,700 Very tasty, too. 306 00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:00,340 A Franco Rossetti. 307 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:05,200 Rossetti? Yeah, it seems like the import -export line's done very nicely for 308 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,820 him. He said he might be interested in a big screen job. 309 00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:10,620 Fingers, Rossetti. Yeah, that's what they call him. 310 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,040 Lives out west, massive house, near the park. 311 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,920 I trust you informed him our order book is completely full. 312 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:18,440 Well, of course I did. I said everything like you told me. 313 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,780 I gave him the big spiel about how busy we are, said we'd see if we could fit 314 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:22,780 him in. 315 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,440 Then I rang him back after about half an hour, said there'd been a cancellation, 316 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:29,360 arranged to go round to see him this afternoon. 317 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:30,940 Oh, Ray. 318 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:32,900 What's the problem? 319 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:36,060 Fingers rosetti. You do not do business with a man like that. 320 00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:38,100 Yeah, but he said you'd done a job for him in the past. 321 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,540 1970 -something. That's why he come to you for the dish. 322 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:43,580 You ask early indoors. I didn't sleep a wink all the time that was going on. 323 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:46,800 He's got the most terrible temper. If you knew... I do know, Arthur. 324 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:47,839 You what? 325 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,080 Well, me and his kid went to school together for about four years. 326 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:53,440 Yeah, I can remember going round the house. Rosetti may be all right with 327 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,520 children, but once you're out of short trousers, you're fair game. 328 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,220 You seem nice as pie on a phone. 329 00:16:57,540 --> 00:17:00,340 No, no, no, you have to ring him up, say it's all a mistake, we can't possibly 330 00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:03,560 do it. I've promised, Arthur, and he ain't going to be too chuffed if we 331 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,560 turn up now, is he? 332 00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,180 Come on. 333 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,940 You had no right to commit us without my say -so. 334 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,119 I was following orders, Arthur called. 335 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:16,780 How many times have the great horrors of history been accompanied by them words? 336 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,500 I think you're misjudging him. 337 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:20,940 How do you think he got the nickname Fingers? 338 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,900 I don't know. I've never heard of it before. 339 00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:25,380 Yeah, wasn't he a bit nifty at lifting stuff? 340 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:26,920 Only the fingers themselves. 341 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,020 He's reckoned to have one of the finest collections in Europe. 342 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:34,360 Come on, I don't believe it. You do not let Rosetti down, Ray. 343 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,500 Not if you want to play Sabutio again. 344 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,780 Arthur, you haven't seen him for years. I mean, bringing up the girls will have 345 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:40,920 mellowed him. Girls? 346 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:44,580 Yeah. Sophia reckons Isabella and her have put years on the old man. Who's 347 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:46,860 Sophia? The kid I went to school with. 348 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,100 Stop the car. 349 00:17:50,659 --> 00:17:54,340 I might have known. To think you would expose us to danger for the sake of your 350 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,260 meandering eye. It's not like that, Arthur. 351 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,940 I mean, Sophia's married and Isabella, well, God knows, last time I saw her, 352 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:03,040 had pigtails and buck teeth. Whenever you're keen to do a job, there's always 353 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,120 skirt involved, never mind a wrist or anyone else. 354 00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:10,920 This is crazy. I'm not after anybody. 355 00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:12,180 We're imagining things. 356 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:15,420 Just like you're imagining that Rosette is some kind of psycho. 357 00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:23,070 Lock the doors. 358 00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:26,470 What are you doing, Ray? 359 00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:28,670 I know. 360 00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:29,749 Go on. 361 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:30,609 Get out. 362 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,350 Before I do something, I regret. 363 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:34,930 Don't come back again. Ever. 364 00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:38,890 Ray, 365 00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:45,010 you've grown big. 366 00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:47,350 Arthur, long time no see. 367 00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:48,950 Mr. Rossetti. Come on in. 368 00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:55,370 What's the matter, Arthur? Don't you want to do the job? 369 00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:56,670 Come on, chop, chop. 370 00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:00,830 Well, he hasn't changed a bit. 371 00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:02,050 That's what I'm afraid of. 372 00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:05,730 Physically. Come on, Arthur, he was pleased to see you. You saw that 373 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:06,970 display of flower arranging? 374 00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:10,050 He reckons that car you sold him never let him down once, so you've got nothing 375 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,050 to worry about. 376 00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:14,750 Even if he does blaze top now and again, you said yourself, it's only the people 377 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,410 that don't come up with the goods that get him going. 378 00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:19,410 Ray, you have agreed to sell a dish to this man. 379 00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:23,530 knowing that we are the satellite installation what Norway was to the 380 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,530 Song Contest. 381 00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:26,450 Worrying is very much the order of the day. 382 00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:31,190 Ray. 383 00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:33,570 Isabella. All right. 384 00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:37,550 Look at you. You've grown up. 385 00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:38,989 How do you do, miss? 386 00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:40,610 I'm Ray's uncle. Pleased to meet you. 387 00:19:41,590 --> 00:19:43,850 Ray, I need to talk to you. I've got a bit of a problem. 388 00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:46,910 What are you doing? 389 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,550 Just saying hello to Ray. We're very busy. 390 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,850 You'll say better before you chuck him out. 391 00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:54,250 Isabella. He's male, under 65. 392 00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:56,670 You've proved you're in the mood once already today. 393 00:19:56,910 --> 00:19:58,470 I don't want to argue about that. 394 00:19:58,670 --> 00:19:59,830 Why not? It's what you do best. 395 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,610 Isabella, please, go to your room. 396 00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:04,850 Papa, you're not going to stop me doing what I want to do. Not now, not ever. 397 00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:08,130 See you, Ray. 398 00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:10,650 See you. 399 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:11,810 Drive you mad! 400 00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:16,090 But they have to be protected, especially against themselves. 401 00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:22,210 Ah, yes, yes. But a firm parental hand at a crucial moment is always very 402 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:25,090 effective. I have the wiring plans here. That shall be all you need. 403 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:29,350 Uh, there is just the question of price. Of course, Arthur. What have you in 404 00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:31,030 mind? Oh, very expensive. 405 00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:35,090 You can't be more accurate than that. Well, the point I'm trying to make is we 406 00:20:35,090 --> 00:20:38,550 may not be the most competitive outfit for the job. I don't understand. 407 00:20:38,950 --> 00:20:43,070 Well, it's a very big installation and we're a very small firm. You might want 408 00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:44,230 to get someone else to put in the quote. 409 00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:46,550 I'm fairly certain they could undercut our price. 410 00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:50,050 You're too honest for your own good, Arthur. Don't worry how much it costs. I 411 00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:51,050 owe you a favour. 412 00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:55,170 Just do me a good job, eh? That's the only kind we do, Mr Rossetti. Benny. 413 00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,090 Arthur. 414 00:20:57,730 --> 00:21:01,090 Butt teeth and pigtails. I saw the way he was looking at her. Short of licking 415 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:02,550 your lips, you couldn't have made it more obvious. 416 00:21:02,770 --> 00:21:05,570 She's just a friend, Arthur. Can't you understand? I've known her since she was 417 00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:07,310 nine. I know what you mean by friend, Raymond. 418 00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:10,970 And it tends to involve a dropping off of your interest in football and a 419 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:14,350 expression in the eyes. I put germaline on the girl's knees, Arthur. I don't 420 00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:17,350 think of her that way. Raymond, we have enough on our plate. Don't try it on 421 00:21:17,350 --> 00:21:20,170 with Rosetti's daughter. I don't care how it looks, Arthur. I'm not trying 422 00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:23,250 anything on. Well, you should care how it looks. If Fingers gets the wrong 423 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:26,420 impression... Oh, God, they reckon that's what happened to Billy Andrews. 424 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,500 Fingers thought Billy had the odds for Mrs Rosetti and... Well, the rest is 425 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,800 history. Why had Billy moved to South America? 426 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,460 Not all of him. 427 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:39,060 And thanks to your gung -ho attitude on the blower this morning, we are in up to 428 00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:40,060 our necks with Rosetti. 429 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:43,860 Unless you want to wake up in your bed next to the top half of Shergar, you'll 430 00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:44,900 keep your hands to yourself. 431 00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:08,230 church in here. Oh, Logie's trying to sort the sound out now. 432 00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:10,630 He's checking the beer barrels. 433 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:15,770 Oh, for I did expect the system to drum up a bit of custom. 434 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,410 It's people getting used to a new concept. 435 00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:22,230 Once they start relaxing, they'll be knocking it back. 436 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,790 Pete Hughes was in last night for the boxing. 437 00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:26,869 Dip's out, Pete. 438 00:22:26,870 --> 00:22:27,849 What'd I tell you? 439 00:22:27,850 --> 00:22:29,030 He had half a lager. 440 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:30,890 All right. 441 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:35,280 So Jackie was still breathing, or he said he was too wrapped up in what was 442 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,280 happening on the screen. 443 00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:39,160 That's the lack of sound, Dave. 444 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,880 Once that is sorted, you'll have a completely different ambience in here. 445 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:48,060 Whitewater rafting champions call this event their mecca. Here in the Rocky 446 00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:54,000 Mountains, the young men of America... Perhaps we'd better be a bit more 447 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,700 selective about what we let them watch. 448 00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:58,300 Tell Logie to come over the lock -up when he's finished here. 449 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,320 Ray's sorting out the stuff for Rosetti. 450 00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:01,940 I don't want any mistakes. 451 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,760 Sorry. 452 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:13,900 Thanks for coming, Ray. 453 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,500 You sounded terrible on the phone. 454 00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:17,060 I've got no one to talk to. 455 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,640 I can't stay long. I'm supposed to be checking all that gear we're taking over 456 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,640 your debts. 457 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:21,740 I need your help. 458 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,020 I can offer you anything except hard cash. Arthur doesn't believe in it for 459 00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:27,120 employees. I need you to find someone. 460 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,840 And? Tell him to get in touch. 461 00:23:30,350 --> 00:23:31,269 Well, anyone I know. 462 00:23:31,270 --> 00:23:32,270 Steve Johnson? 463 00:23:32,430 --> 00:23:36,190 Jono? I ain't seen him in years. Or his brother, thank God. It was years ago. 464 00:23:36,330 --> 00:23:37,550 Steve's completely different now. 465 00:23:37,810 --> 00:23:41,270 I see time's done nothing to improve your temper, Isabella. Just find him, 466 00:23:41,890 --> 00:23:45,690 Look, is there any particular reason I should... Here, hang on. 467 00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:48,630 That geezer having a stand -off with your old man, all that bothering the 468 00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:51,350 study... Steve and I are going to get married. 469 00:23:51,910 --> 00:23:55,150 Papa's really against it. For some reason, he thinks Steve's no good. 470 00:23:55,550 --> 00:23:57,890 What difference does it matter what your old man thinks, as long as you're 471 00:23:57,890 --> 00:24:00,130 happy? He's made life impossible for Steve. 472 00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:02,970 He's rude to him, he mistrusts him. 473 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:04,810 Everything he does is wrong. 474 00:24:05,090 --> 00:24:07,290 Well, maybe he just needs a bit of time to get used to the idea. 475 00:24:07,630 --> 00:24:09,150 We've been together four years, Ray. 476 00:24:10,130 --> 00:24:11,870 Today, Steve came to visit me. 477 00:24:12,610 --> 00:24:16,610 He probably sent him packing, which is nothing new, but later on I got a phone 478 00:24:16,610 --> 00:24:19,270 call. Steve said he couldn't. 479 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:20,710 You'd had enough? 480 00:24:21,550 --> 00:24:23,510 I've tried calling, but he's completely disappeared. 481 00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:33,470 We've got to find him. 482 00:24:34,150 --> 00:24:35,150 Leave? 483 00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:37,170 It'll be alright. 484 00:24:40,710 --> 00:24:42,190 I reckon it was the crisp packets. 485 00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:45,150 They make them out of foil now. Keeps everything fresh. 486 00:24:45,470 --> 00:24:47,030 Also, interferes with the signal. 487 00:24:47,650 --> 00:24:49,650 I've told Dave he's got to make the choice. 488 00:24:49,870 --> 00:24:51,730 The dish or the ready salted. 489 00:24:52,210 --> 00:24:53,230 He's not too happy. 490 00:24:53,510 --> 00:24:55,050 I can understand that. Right. 491 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,820 Well, good afternoon, Arthur. 492 00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:59,020 Logie. Looking forward to the Italian job? 493 00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:02,480 Not special, you know. Yeah, Ray mentioned you was a bit worried. No 494 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,720 Arthur. I'm getting right on top of the technical side now. 495 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,160 Dave was saying. 496 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,500 Yeah, Arthur. 497 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,100 Hello, daily interspace. 498 00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:12,780 Oh, aye. 499 00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:14,680 Yeah, well, I'm doing my best. 500 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,780 It's only half an hour since I last saw you. Give us a break, eh? 501 00:25:20,660 --> 00:25:22,440 I can't talk now. I'll be in touch. 502 00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:24,519 Yeah, OK. 503 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,520 Bye. 504 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,340 I don't like it, Ray. 505 00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,160 That's the best money I can buy. 506 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,960 No, not the decor, the positioning. 507 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,920 He's not going to want a load of wires down the front of that lot, is he? 508 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:38,219 All right. 509 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:39,340 I'll have a look round the back, yeah? 510 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:45,140 I don't normally indulge before the sun's up the yard arm, but when it's as 511 00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:50,360 as this... In Sicily, they drink a raw egg mixed with brandy first thing in the 512 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,360 morning. 513 00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:55,220 Sets them up for the day. Do many of them live past 40? Different pace of 514 00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:56,340 Arthur. 515 00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:57,920 You've come a long way, Franco. 516 00:25:58,689 --> 00:26:01,490 especially in the last 20 years. I'm a pillar of society. 517 00:26:02,490 --> 00:26:04,610 In this country, you can buy respectability. 518 00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:08,610 Do you have a gun, Arthur? 519 00:26:15,410 --> 00:26:16,410 You'll get me shot. 520 00:26:16,650 --> 00:26:17,970 What did they say? Who? 521 00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:19,930 Steve. Well, I haven't seen him yet. 522 00:26:20,150 --> 00:26:21,150 Ray, this is urgent. 523 00:26:21,450 --> 00:26:22,690 I'm doing my best. It ain't easy. 524 00:26:22,990 --> 00:26:25,110 I can't help myself. He's watching me like a hawk. 525 00:26:25,530 --> 00:26:27,070 I promise I'll check it out, yeah. 526 00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:31,440 Yeah, I've tossed it, Ray. 527 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,080 Gonna need a lad at some. 528 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,880 Play pigeon shooting. 529 00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:42,940 It's like people are embarrassed to discuss the big deals round the table. 530 00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:47,320 shoot or fish or go racing. Anything except sit down where they should. 531 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,960 Of course you know all of these things, Arthur. 532 00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:51,220 The bane of my life. 533 00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:55,160 I think you and I prefer things the old way. 534 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:59,680 So what can you do? We're businessmen. Exactly, Franco. 535 00:27:00,190 --> 00:27:01,169 And needs must. 536 00:27:01,170 --> 00:27:02,170 So you come. 537 00:27:02,410 --> 00:27:05,690 Well, I'm not sure whether Ray's got the gun back from Remender's yet. 538 00:27:05,950 --> 00:27:08,450 I remember your sense of humour, Arthur. 539 00:27:09,030 --> 00:27:11,230 But you must be as thick of these things as me. 540 00:27:11,670 --> 00:27:15,670 Together we'll have a good time. You leave your workman, I'll leave my man 541 00:27:15,670 --> 00:27:16,670 -crazy daughter. 542 00:27:16,710 --> 00:27:17,369 Oh, my God. 543 00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:18,370 What is wrong, Arthur? 544 00:27:19,290 --> 00:27:20,290 Sudden rush of adrenaline. 545 00:27:20,610 --> 00:27:22,590 Thought of all that shooting. What time shall I be here? 546 00:27:22,810 --> 00:27:23,810 8 .30. Perfect. 547 00:27:28,810 --> 00:27:30,090 Some more ice here, Ray. 548 00:27:30,610 --> 00:27:31,610 What's yours, Dave? 549 00:27:31,990 --> 00:27:33,230 You was very lucky, Ray. 550 00:27:33,990 --> 00:27:34,990 Tumbled like that. 551 00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:37,870 I remember Buck Page. 552 00:27:38,310 --> 00:27:41,430 Luck had nothing to do with it, Logie. The reason he didn't hurt himself was 553 00:27:41,430 --> 00:27:42,590 because he was like a man possessed. 554 00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:45,270 Like them geezers who used to walk on hot coals. 555 00:27:45,490 --> 00:27:47,770 I could have whopped him round the back of the head with a plank of wood. He 556 00:27:47,770 --> 00:27:49,510 still wouldn't have flinched. I thought you had done. 557 00:27:49,730 --> 00:27:54,610 Ray, when all this is over, you will thank me for slightly unbalancing you. 558 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,280 God knows what'd happen if you'd made it to Isabella's room. 559 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,320 Arthur, I was trying to find a route for the cables off of the roof. 560 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,539 Yeah. 561 00:28:01,540 --> 00:28:03,560 According to Franco, his daughter's not all that choosy. 562 00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:07,440 To have let you get to the top of that ladder in the state you were in would 563 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,520 have been like giving a crate of sherry to an alcoholic and booking him a seat 564 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:11,259 in the park. 565 00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:14,460 Arthur, Isabella is in love with a bloke Franco doesn't care for. That's why 566 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:17,300 he's got it in for her. All the more reason why you should get a grip, Ray. 567 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,060 These menageries, those trials always end in tears. 568 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,720 Oh, but how can I convince you, eh? 569 00:28:22,940 --> 00:28:23,940 Oh, forget it. 570 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:26,790 I'm going for a lie down. Hey, hold on. 571 00:28:27,510 --> 00:28:28,550 You'd better not drive. 572 00:28:29,190 --> 00:28:30,330 Not after a bang on the head. 573 00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,010 There you go. 574 00:28:32,770 --> 00:28:33,629 What's that? 575 00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:34,650 Get yourself a ride home. 576 00:28:35,210 --> 00:28:37,270 70p? The bus goes right past your door. 577 00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:44,930 Oh, don't go on the top deck. You might have a funny turn. 578 00:29:08,510 --> 00:29:10,250 Oh, good night then, Arthur. See you tomorrow. 579 00:29:10,630 --> 00:29:12,390 Logie, can I have a word? 580 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:16,070 What are you worried about, Ray, Arthur? It's just the phases going through. 581 00:29:16,390 --> 00:29:17,450 Remember Bobby Harris? 582 00:29:17,650 --> 00:29:18,650 Hands on Harris. 583 00:29:18,670 --> 00:29:19,529 It's a favour. 584 00:29:19,530 --> 00:29:20,429 Fire away. 585 00:29:20,430 --> 00:29:21,229 How do you know? 586 00:29:21,230 --> 00:29:22,950 Arthur, I need a gun. 587 00:29:26,190 --> 00:29:28,650 It's too much side, mate. Snookered yourself on the black. 588 00:29:30,050 --> 00:29:31,050 Hello, Steve. 589 00:29:31,430 --> 00:29:32,530 Fancy you being here. 590 00:29:32,830 --> 00:29:37,990 I do not want an M4 assault rifle. This is a sophisticated gathering, Logie. 591 00:29:38,430 --> 00:29:40,130 I need a shotgun, double -barrel job. 592 00:29:40,990 --> 00:29:44,630 The idea is you shoot these pigeons out of the sky. You don't force them to 593 00:29:44,630 --> 00:29:45,970 surrender by a show of firepower. 594 00:29:46,230 --> 00:29:47,870 I do keep in touch with Wally Charles. 595 00:29:48,390 --> 00:29:50,350 He's the tool at one or two of the smaller gangs. 596 00:29:50,550 --> 00:29:53,910 I'll see what I can do, Arthur. Appreciate you, Logie. Oh, and while I'm 597 00:29:54,030 --> 00:29:55,570 keep an eye on Loverboy. 598 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,070 I never thought I'd find you in here. 599 00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:03,710 Reminds me of the good old days. 600 00:30:04,050 --> 00:30:05,990 What, with Rod and, er... Cliff. 601 00:30:06,490 --> 00:30:09,350 Cliff. Yeah, just you three and half the London Met, eh? 602 00:30:09,890 --> 00:30:10,890 That's how I remember it. 603 00:30:11,130 --> 00:30:12,170 At least you knew where you stood. 604 00:30:13,610 --> 00:30:15,250 Yeah. Where are they now? 605 00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:17,050 Your brothers? 606 00:30:17,090 --> 00:30:18,090 They're inside. 607 00:30:18,630 --> 00:30:19,630 Yeah, of course. 608 00:30:20,210 --> 00:30:23,030 Tried to catch up with you at work the other day. Said you hadn't been in for a 609 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,270 couple of days. I'm having a holiday. 610 00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:25,890 Come on, Ray. 611 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:26,950 Say what you've got to. 612 00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:29,210 Isabella. It's over. 613 00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:31,450 Her father's decided I'm not good enough. 614 00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:32,730 Track record. 615 00:30:33,430 --> 00:30:35,270 I can't keep banging my head against the brick wall. 616 00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:36,850 Isabella needs you, Steve. 617 00:30:37,050 --> 00:30:38,050 It's not going to happen. 618 00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:39,990 Not while Papa Rosetti's still around. 619 00:30:40,210 --> 00:30:41,450 This ain't going to impress him, is it? 620 00:30:42,570 --> 00:30:43,970 He's not going to change his mind, Ray. 621 00:30:47,190 --> 00:30:48,910 May as well give him what he wants, eh? 622 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,640 I couldn't get Wally last night. That telephone extension I put in for him 623 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,499 have packed in. 624 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,300 A freak happening, I'm sure, Logie. 625 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,820 The safety's off. It's loaded. 626 00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:42,160 All you've got to do is point it. Look, I did not spend all them endless hours 627 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,300 at Battersea Funfair with young Raymond without learning to shoot a gun. 628 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,720 Fair do, Garter. 629 00:31:47,220 --> 00:31:48,320 I'll bash on with the dish. 630 00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:56,980 Garter! 631 00:31:58,260 --> 00:31:59,260 Franco. 632 00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:02,170 I'd like you to meet my friend Mario. 633 00:32:05,450 --> 00:32:09,510 He runs a chain of hotels and needs to have his satellite system updated. 634 00:32:09,910 --> 00:32:14,210 Any friend of Franco's? Mario, pleased to meet you. Mr. Daly, Mr. Rossetti. 635 00:32:14,590 --> 00:32:15,590 Don't worry, Arthur. 636 00:32:16,950 --> 00:32:20,350 I've arranged for Mario and some colleagues to come round and christen my 637 00:32:20,350 --> 00:32:23,590 dish. Tonight, Inter plays Napoli. 638 00:32:24,270 --> 00:32:25,270 You can sleep there. 639 00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:27,190 Look, I don't mind if somebody else has my girl. 640 00:32:27,390 --> 00:32:29,070 Please, Arthur, we must do our duty. 641 00:32:48,110 --> 00:32:49,110 You're shot, Arthur. 642 00:32:49,770 --> 00:32:55,130 Well, I haven't performed for a day or two, but I dare say I can... Arthur? 643 00:32:55,450 --> 00:32:58,070 No, have another go, Franco. It's stupid to stop while you're on a run. You're 644 00:32:58,070 --> 00:32:58,929 sweating, Arthur. 645 00:32:58,930 --> 00:33:00,050 It's the quality of the opposition. 646 00:33:00,350 --> 00:33:01,350 Ah, you have told me. 647 00:33:01,670 --> 00:33:02,670 OK. 648 00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:04,430 I'll go to £50 a round. No more. 649 00:33:04,790 --> 00:33:07,470 £50? An experienced shot, Arthur. It's not that you cannot refuse. 650 00:33:07,930 --> 00:33:11,290 Ah, yeah, well, maybe I ought to put a bit of Raujax on my trigger finger. It's 651 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:12,530 been giving me jip lately. 652 00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:13,790 Let me see. No! 653 00:33:13,830 --> 00:33:15,330 Oh, that's done the trick. 654 00:33:16,220 --> 00:33:18,180 Won't lose any more money to you, Arthur. 655 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,800 Here. 656 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,080 Arthur. 657 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:26,500 It's not what it seems. 658 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,060 Please. I can explain. 659 00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,620 You make me smile, Arthur, more and more. 660 00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:33,080 You never miss a chance. 661 00:33:34,540 --> 00:33:35,439 Excuse me? 662 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,060 It's good to remember the old times, eh? 663 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,680 Where we both came from. 664 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,180 Especially on a day like this. 665 00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:44,240 So full of pretension. 666 00:33:46,380 --> 00:33:49,580 Just a token gesture, Franco. 667 00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:50,960 I appreciate it, Arthur. 668 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,720 Here, use my gun. 669 00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:53,980 Oh, thank you very much. 670 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,580 Isabella's gone. He left him a note. 671 00:34:15,310 --> 00:34:16,310 And what does this mean? 672 00:34:17,090 --> 00:34:18,330 Thanks for everything, Ray. 673 00:34:19,030 --> 00:34:22,710 But I can't wait any longer. I told you, I was trying to sort out one or two of 674 00:34:22,710 --> 00:34:23,569 her problems. 675 00:34:23,570 --> 00:34:24,750 Is that all you've been trying to do? 676 00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:26,750 Is that what you think of your daughter? 677 00:34:27,270 --> 00:34:28,770 I'm a very powerful man, Ray. 678 00:34:30,270 --> 00:34:31,270 Don't cross me. 679 00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:35,389 You don't scare me. Not like you have Isabella. What do you mean? 680 00:34:35,610 --> 00:34:37,929 She should have told you to get lost, get on with her own life. 681 00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:41,250 But she cares for you too much, and that's why she's backed herself into a 682 00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:42,250 corner over it. 683 00:34:42,690 --> 00:34:43,710 Well, I ain't got that problem. 684 00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:49,710 All right. 685 00:34:50,790 --> 00:34:52,090 What are you doing? 686 00:34:52,330 --> 00:34:55,130 Counting them. Thank God you're all right. You weren't wrong about him, 687 00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:58,470 He is a nutter. What are you taking them off for? I'm going to sort this mess 688 00:34:58,470 --> 00:34:59,750 out. You can't leave us. 689 00:34:59,990 --> 00:35:02,010 Don Corleone's frothing at her mouth in there. 690 00:35:02,270 --> 00:35:04,430 I've had enough of it, Arthur. The record needs putting straight. 691 00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:05,670 What about the dish? 692 00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:08,630 He's got to be up for this evening. He's got all his mates coming round to watch 693 00:35:08,630 --> 00:35:11,470 the footer. Well, I hope you can manage it. It's just a matter of lugging it up 694 00:35:11,470 --> 00:35:12,470 there and bolting it on. 695 00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:27,100 Should I be carrying a wooden stake and a clove of garlic? What? 696 00:35:27,380 --> 00:35:30,020 This aversion to daylight. I wondered whether there was something I didn't 697 00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:32,800 about. Ray, you never had any problem getting straight to the point at school. 698 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,080 Nor did you. 699 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:38,340 So? Times change, Steve. You used to be the brightest kid in the class. I grew 700 00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:40,240 up. That's exactly what you didn't do. 701 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:43,220 Well, come on, Steve. It was your brothers putting the screw on you, 702 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,400 eh? Well, you were the black sheep of the family. 703 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,220 Fifteen and you still hadn't been arrested. Ray! You were never like them, 704 00:35:49,260 --> 00:35:50,640 Steve. You had something about you. 705 00:35:52,460 --> 00:35:53,520 I'll give you credit, though. 706 00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:56,700 You pulled it back round, you got the job, the car. Haven't I made it clear, 707 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,180 mate? Rossetti doesn't care. 708 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,260 He doesn't give a damn what I've done to clean up. 709 00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:03,840 Times don't change for him. So you and him slug it out and Isabella gets 710 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,060 forgotten about, eh? What? You and Rossetti. 711 00:36:06,380 --> 00:36:09,320 You're wasting all your energy on him and the one person who stood by you gets 712 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:10,319 edged out of frame. 713 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,320 What are you talking about? 714 00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:14,000 Isabella, she's done a runner, Stephen. You've got to make a decision. 715 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,880 Well, come on, Logie, up you go. 716 00:36:25,980 --> 00:36:28,600 Now, we've been looking at it for the last quarter of an hour. That dish is 717 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,140 going to take itself up onto the roof, is it? 718 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:47,680 That's it. 719 00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:51,480 I think you're still a few inches short, Logie. 720 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:54,730 No, that's it, Arthur. I mean, that is it. I can't go any higher. 721 00:36:54,950 --> 00:36:55,950 Stop lagging about. 722 00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:59,290 Go on, crack on up, and don't forget to leave everything tidy when you're 723 00:36:59,290 --> 00:37:00,290 finished. 724 00:37:01,670 --> 00:37:02,670 Help me, Arthur. 725 00:37:03,690 --> 00:37:04,690 I can't move. 726 00:37:08,610 --> 00:37:10,930 It must be somewhere else. Where would she go? 727 00:37:11,130 --> 00:37:12,130 I don't know. 728 00:37:12,790 --> 00:37:13,790 She's like her old man. 729 00:37:14,010 --> 00:37:15,470 She goes wild if she's cornered. 730 00:37:16,070 --> 00:37:17,090 She was the same at school. 731 00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:19,050 Any exams she didn't like to look on? 732 00:37:21,230 --> 00:37:22,230 Exam fever. 733 00:37:24,890 --> 00:37:27,250 For God's sake, let go, Logie. 734 00:37:27,490 --> 00:37:28,910 I can't. We might fall. 735 00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:30,130 It's three feet. 736 00:37:30,210 --> 00:37:33,630 As soon as I'm above the ground, Arthur. Look, you can't stay here for the rest 737 00:37:33,630 --> 00:37:34,468 of your natural. 738 00:37:34,470 --> 00:37:35,890 I'm breaking out in a cold sweat, Arthur. 739 00:37:37,010 --> 00:37:39,410 Vertigo is a state of mind. Now let go and get down. 740 00:37:39,610 --> 00:37:41,170 It's only a state of mind until you fall. 741 00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:45,360 Look, you have a bash, Arthur. I can shout the instructions from here. Look, 742 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,760 I wanted to trip the light fantastic 50 feet above terra firma, I'd join the 743 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:49,820 circus. Now, let go. 744 00:37:50,140 --> 00:37:51,240 I can't do it, Arthur. 745 00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:54,480 We'll have to wait till Ray comes back. 746 00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:56,300 Arthur. 747 00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:58,960 Looked out of my window and couldn't see you. I thought maybe you'd finished. 748 00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:00,538 Everything all right? 749 00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:02,580 Yes, just making sure it's good and solid, Franco. 750 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:08,020 Unfortunately, we've run into technical problems. It's slowed us up. What 751 00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:09,020 technical problems? 752 00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:10,260 Well, the... 753 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:15,200 Well, I won't bore you with any jargon, but the atmospheric's all up the spout. 754 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,680 We'll have to wait for young Ray to come back. 755 00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:19,660 Arthur, I don't think Ray will be coming back. Oh, that boy's not a quitter, 756 00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:21,380 Franco. You're very trusting. 757 00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:26,580 I can't afford to take a chance, Arthur. My friends would be most upset if they 758 00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:28,520 can't watch the match, and so would I. 759 00:38:30,540 --> 00:38:31,540 Most upset. 760 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:37,160 Yeah, well, maybe we could check whether the climactic conditions have improved. 761 00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:38,460 Eh, Logie? 762 00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:39,700 Why don't you do that? 763 00:38:41,870 --> 00:38:46,410 Oh, by the way, your boy got onto the roof via the attic. 764 00:38:47,870 --> 00:38:48,870 Thank you very much. 765 00:39:09,070 --> 00:39:12,130 Serial installation, man, afraid of heights. No wonder you packed the job 766 00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:13,250 Why didn't you say something? 767 00:39:13,510 --> 00:39:14,870 I thought I might have outgrown it. 768 00:39:15,130 --> 00:39:16,130 How long have you had it? 769 00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:17,190 30 years. 770 00:39:17,510 --> 00:39:19,450 I think it's a condition you'll have to live with. 771 00:39:20,310 --> 00:39:22,010 I'll be okay as long as I don't look down. 772 00:39:22,590 --> 00:39:25,490 Logey, you have to climb up something in order to look down. 773 00:39:25,690 --> 00:39:26,690 I'll be okay, Arthur. 774 00:39:27,170 --> 00:39:29,550 Now that you know, I can concentrate my efforts. 775 00:39:36,310 --> 00:39:38,910 Logey. He's got to get that dish fixed. 776 00:39:39,390 --> 00:39:42,250 Look, Rosetti's looking to add to his collection of rigid digits. 777 00:39:42,570 --> 00:39:44,930 I'm getting him double pigeon, Arthur. Oh, God. 778 00:39:45,190 --> 00:39:47,710 I think you used to live in a tower block. It's terrifying. 779 00:39:48,330 --> 00:39:49,410 What are you doing, Arthur? 780 00:39:49,950 --> 00:39:55,750 Much as I believe management is 10 % consultation and 90 % delegation, I 781 00:39:55,750 --> 00:40:00,870 to get that dish fixed and leave here in one piece. 782 00:40:02,270 --> 00:40:04,830 There you are, Logie. It's all a matter of confidence. 783 00:40:05,310 --> 00:40:06,310 Oh, my God! 784 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,880 Anyone spoken in there? 785 00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:34,360 You're tired than you imagine. 786 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:36,860 Are we above ground? 787 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,160 Keep your head down, Harper. 788 00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:39,880 I'll gut the wind that'll be off of you. 789 00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:43,040 I feel very peculiar. 790 00:40:43,580 --> 00:40:45,040 Lack of oxygen this high up. 791 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:46,960 I've had a rethink. 792 00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:49,820 This work is tailor -made for Ray. 793 00:40:50,660 --> 00:40:51,660 Follow me. 794 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,760 Franco will go mad. We'll have to risk it. 795 00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:00,260 Don't push me! 796 00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:10,310 What's up, Papa? 797 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:13,250 You're stuck. 798 00:41:16,730 --> 00:41:17,730 Exam fever. 799 00:41:17,930 --> 00:41:18,930 I remembered. 800 00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:20,410 We all use this place. 801 00:41:21,150 --> 00:41:23,570 Papa was becoming unbearable. I had to leave. 802 00:41:25,610 --> 00:41:27,650 How could you have stuck it here? It's a tip. 803 00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:29,270 What if someone opens up? 804 00:41:29,510 --> 00:41:30,510 I had to get away. 805 00:41:30,810 --> 00:41:32,130 I tried to explain in the note. 806 00:41:32,350 --> 00:41:33,350 You should have told me. 807 00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:35,430 Yeah, you didn't want to see me. I didn't mean it. 808 00:41:35,870 --> 00:41:36,870 You know I do. 809 00:41:38,290 --> 00:41:40,050 I... Couldn't see the point, that's all. 810 00:41:41,530 --> 00:41:43,170 Your dad's not going to budge. 811 00:41:43,790 --> 00:41:45,570 I don't ever have to go back to that house. 812 00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:47,570 If you're serious. 813 00:41:48,010 --> 00:41:50,610 Well, now, hold up. I mean, I don't want to get in the way of blind passion, but 814 00:41:50,610 --> 00:41:51,610 that's not a good move. 815 00:41:52,050 --> 00:41:53,290 Papa's never going to accept Steve. 816 00:41:53,550 --> 00:41:54,650 That's because he doesn't know him. 817 00:41:54,950 --> 00:41:57,450 You don't want to spend the rest of your life avoiding your dad, do you? 818 00:41:57,670 --> 00:41:58,670 What else can I do? 819 00:42:00,970 --> 00:42:02,090 What are we going to do, Harper? 820 00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,710 Keep calm and call for help. 821 00:42:10,510 --> 00:42:13,010 There's no other houses for minds about. Shut up. Don't talk. 822 00:42:16,110 --> 00:42:17,710 Oh, God. 823 00:42:18,470 --> 00:42:19,470 Bennett. 824 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:26,510 Help! 825 00:42:33,390 --> 00:42:34,390 Help! 826 00:42:35,390 --> 00:42:37,030 Loki, what's Italian for help? 827 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:38,250 I don't know, Harper. 828 00:42:38,710 --> 00:42:40,330 Helper. Louder, Harper. 829 00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:43,270 Please, Loki. 830 00:42:43,350 --> 00:42:44,590 I'm not Spider -Man. 831 00:42:45,490 --> 00:42:48,930 Bad enough having to keep your balance without starting to yodel as well. 832 00:42:49,190 --> 00:42:50,190 No one will hear you. 833 00:42:51,450 --> 00:42:54,110 Never again will I advocate double glazing. 834 00:42:55,710 --> 00:42:56,890 Shall we sing a hymn? 835 00:42:57,930 --> 00:42:58,908 What for? 836 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:00,130 To keep our spirits up. 837 00:43:01,310 --> 00:43:04,670 Unless you can summon up a celestial ladder, I should save your energy. 838 00:43:05,710 --> 00:43:06,950 Think of something else. 839 00:43:07,850 --> 00:43:08,970 Remember Freddie Green? 840 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,700 Yeah, name rings a bell. 841 00:43:11,940 --> 00:43:14,800 Married Mickey Rogers' sister. Oh, yeah, yeah, lives in Hackney. 842 00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:17,520 Fell off his garage roof last month, broke both his legs. 843 00:43:24,540 --> 00:43:25,540 Ray! 844 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,080 Ray! Thank God. Ray! 845 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,580 Why didn't you stop? 846 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,020 I think I saw him wave. 847 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:37,960 Turn around. 848 00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:39,420 Come back. 849 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,280 You weren't shouting loud enough, Arthur. That's as loud as I go, Logie. 850 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,120 He will come back. 851 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,460 He's not coming, Arthur. 852 00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:00,740 You know, abide with me. 853 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,900 I didn't think I'd see you again, Ray. I thought you might be interested. I know 854 00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:05,900 where Isabella is. 855 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,000 What do you want? 856 00:44:08,180 --> 00:44:10,620 I've just come to say that she's well and she's leaving home. 857 00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:14,140 She can't do this. She is, and she's going with Steve. 858 00:44:14,890 --> 00:44:17,270 She said she'll get in touch once they're married. Now, you got any 859 00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:19,930 Yes. Yes. Tell her from me. 860 00:44:21,070 --> 00:44:22,530 I never want to see her again. 861 00:44:22,770 --> 00:44:25,150 She runs off with this boy. She's finished with me. 862 00:44:26,150 --> 00:44:27,850 I think she's finished with you anyway. 863 00:44:28,330 --> 00:44:32,810 I'll let her know, though. Ray, is this boy really so important? 864 00:44:33,170 --> 00:44:34,170 She loves him. 865 00:44:34,670 --> 00:44:37,010 And you know what it's like when you have to have something? You make any 866 00:44:37,010 --> 00:44:38,590 sacrifices, even ones that hurt. 867 00:44:38,890 --> 00:44:40,090 I never thought she'd be so foolish. 868 00:44:40,330 --> 00:44:41,730 He runs with the wrong crowd. 869 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:43,160 How can I give my blessing? 870 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,380 That was years ago. 871 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:48,200 We're no good family. Face it, Mr Rossetti, whoever Isabella chose to 872 00:44:48,260 --> 00:44:49,360 you'd find something wrong with him. 873 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,480 You just can't let her go, can you? If she'd made the right choice. She's 874 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:54,540 already made it. 875 00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:57,680 She'd be a lot happier if you backed her up. 876 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:00,980 However you do or you don't, she's made the choice. 877 00:45:10,950 --> 00:45:12,070 I'll have him here in an hour. 878 00:45:12,670 --> 00:45:16,290 The audio approach is flawed, Logie. We need something we can display. 879 00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:19,170 Are you sure this is going to work, Arthur? Of course it is. I saw it on the 880 00:45:19,170 --> 00:45:20,990 telly. I can hear something coming. 881 00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:23,970 Right! 882 00:45:24,310 --> 00:45:25,390 Right! Right! 883 00:45:25,610 --> 00:45:26,610 Right! Right! 884 00:45:28,950 --> 00:45:32,910 I shall view it like there's a very different light from now on in. The 885 00:45:32,910 --> 00:45:35,810 lettering isn't thick enough, Arthur. Of course it isn't. The nib's too small. 886 00:45:36,490 --> 00:45:38,190 We need an alternative material. 887 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:42,500 You're looking at me very strange, Arthur. 888 00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,240 Logie, take your overalls off. 889 00:45:45,620 --> 00:45:46,620 Arthur. 890 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,240 Yep, into ace. What's that supposed to mean? 891 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,680 I told you, Arthur, I'm not good at these. 892 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,360 I haven't got the right kind of mind. 893 00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:02,440 It's only a question of logic, Logie. It doesn't have to be a work of art as 894 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:03,800 long as it conveys our predicament. 895 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,440 Well, who's tiny? 896 00:46:05,460 --> 00:46:06,460 I haven't finished. 897 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:10,540 Talk. Maybe we should draw straws. Lose our shins down the drainpipe. 898 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,460 Logie, you are not helping matters with your defeatist attitude. 899 00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:15,058 Sorry, Harper. 900 00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:16,340 It's just these roofs, you know. 901 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,340 Nighttime, get a drop of dew on them, they're like skating rinks. 902 00:46:29,580 --> 00:46:30,880 I've heard one, Harper. 903 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,240 Do you reckon they think it's a joke? 904 00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,880 Look, short of one of us taking a swallow dive over the edge to clarify 905 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,080 position, I don't see how I can make it any plainer. 906 00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:40,300 Sorry, Harper. 907 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,900 It's just I feel moisture in the air. 908 00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:45,680 Don't make a move unless you have to. Will you stop your panic -mongering? 909 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,680 must be a solution. 910 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,558 How do you know? 911 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,680 It was my brother. 912 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,320 Mario Conestoy. I'm glad you could make it. 913 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,300 I like the new car. 914 00:46:58,260 --> 00:47:01,740 I think if it had been mine, I would have chosen the red. 915 00:47:04,220 --> 00:47:10,950 It is in times of... extremist, Logie, that the 916 00:47:10,950 --> 00:47:12,350 daily comes into his own. 917 00:47:15,790 --> 00:47:16,790 You're right, Arthur. 918 00:47:17,590 --> 00:47:19,230 It's working. I can hear voices. 919 00:47:19,930 --> 00:47:20,930 You're a genius. 920 00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:22,330 Ah, it's an old trick, Logie. 921 00:47:22,650 --> 00:47:24,750 Used to be very popular at a lot of soccer grounds. 922 00:47:33,950 --> 00:47:37,850 Franco, what can I say? I mean, personally, I would have sat it out 923 00:47:38,380 --> 00:47:41,560 But my companion was beside himself, completely out of control. 924 00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:45,800 Apparently, he had a nasty experience in a treehouse when he was younger. 925 00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:48,640 Please, Arthur, it could have been worse. That's the thing to consider. 926 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,640 We thought this swimming pool was on this side. 927 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,340 Really, Arthur, we're lucky. 928 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,020 Just the one direct hit. 929 00:48:17,330 --> 00:48:22,270 Welcome. Before we start, I'd like to thank you for the sporting way in which 930 00:48:22,270 --> 00:48:24,070 you took the tile incident. 931 00:48:24,470 --> 00:48:28,430 And I hope you realise it was integral, as was the sacrificing of my windscreen, 932 00:48:28,470 --> 00:48:30,650 to bringing you this match live tonight. 933 00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:36,290 Anyone else wanting a satellite system, I can give you a contact in Germany for 934 00:48:36,290 --> 00:48:37,290 a nominal commission. 935 00:48:38,030 --> 00:48:42,570 Oh, any of you got light snacks or biscuits wrapped in foil? Could you 936 00:48:42,570 --> 00:48:44,890 from eating them till half -time? Thank you. 937 00:48:52,790 --> 00:48:58,870 This is Chinese. 938 00:48:59,610 --> 00:49:00,890 What leave is Napoleon? 939 00:49:01,690 --> 00:49:03,390 You haven't learned that from him. 940 00:49:03,770 --> 00:49:07,230 Just fine tuning, don't worry. 941 00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:14,000 Arthur, spin it round a bit. 942 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:15,920 Go on. 943 00:49:16,260 --> 00:49:17,480 Go on, keep going. 944 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,180 Go on. 945 00:49:22,620 --> 00:49:23,538 That's it. 946 00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:24,540 Hold it. 947 00:49:24,580 --> 00:49:25,580 Don't move. 948 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:31,320 Arthur, he's securely strapped to the chimney stack, Ray. The game's just 949 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,320 started. He'll freeze. 950 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:36,680 Look, Ray, I'd do it myself, but Logie's got a nasty phobia. He needs help 951 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:37,680 cracking. 952 00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:39,800 You can take him up a cup of soup at half -time.