1 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:01,480 Ray, you got Fat Al's number around somewhere? 2 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:02,799 Yeah, what's up? 3 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:03,800 I'm running a bit late. 4 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,080 Slight contra -torma Nick the Greek over that van I sold him earlier. 5 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,540 Yeah, but I checked that van. It was in prime condition. Yeah, two prime, Ray. I 6 00:01:11,540 --> 00:01:13,940 got Lenny to take the engine out and swap it for something more and keep him 7 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:14,699 with the bodywork. 8 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:15,960 After Nick had agreed to buy it? 9 00:01:16,340 --> 00:01:19,040 Well, there you are. They looked under the bonnet. Anyway, his concern was 10 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,420 aesthetic. I don't know what he's complaining about. 11 00:01:20,660 --> 00:01:21,660 Here we go. Fat Al. 12 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:22,840 965. 965. 13 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,720 3060. 3060. 14 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:26,400 Ray? 15 00:01:27,869 --> 00:01:32,350 I sometimes consider the division of labour in this establishment, and I 16 00:01:32,350 --> 00:01:35,150 if it's been fairly apportioned. This is important, Arthur. 17 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:38,930 Well, if we could drag daily enterprises out in the dark ages, we'd both be able 18 00:01:38,930 --> 00:01:40,030 to take it a bit more easier. 19 00:01:40,450 --> 00:01:43,710 Would you really take it a bit more easier and justify getting out of bed in 20 00:01:43,710 --> 00:01:45,430 morning? Arthur, we need to adapt. 21 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:49,150 I know you think the way you run things is state -of -the -art, but times are 22 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:50,790 changing. We've got to keep up with the competition. 23 00:01:51,350 --> 00:01:54,070 That means proper organisation, planning, strategies. 24 00:01:54,270 --> 00:01:55,270 We need to... 25 00:01:55,390 --> 00:01:58,410 You've got that look in your eye. You're going to ask for a computer again. The 26 00:01:58,410 --> 00:01:59,450 answer is still no. 27 00:01:59,690 --> 00:02:02,470 I will not have this fair building turned into a video arcade. 28 00:02:02,910 --> 00:02:06,030 Arthur, we could expand the business and take the pressure off all at the same 29 00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:09,750 time. I mean, look at you careering about all over the place. It's not good 30 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:12,950 you. This job is nothing to do with computers or technology. 31 00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:14,710 It is to do with a personal touch. 32 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:19,210 You make contact with your customer, understand their needs, and then flog 33 00:02:19,210 --> 00:02:20,390 something they could well do without. 34 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:25,050 Yeah, but instead, you undermine all the principles that Daily Enterprises is 35 00:02:25,050 --> 00:02:28,430 based upon. If you want me, I'm with Fat Alf. I'm going via Winchester for 36 00:02:28,430 --> 00:02:29,430 breakfast. 37 00:02:42,590 --> 00:02:46,690 One fallout. One gut buster with extra sausage and a fried slice. 38 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:48,130 There we are. 39 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,640 Al, you never thought of starting a vegetarian line? 40 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:56,220 Oh, please, Arthur, I'm not in the mood. Well, what's the matter? 41 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:57,500 Wait, it's that mixer. 42 00:02:57,860 --> 00:02:59,580 Multi -purpose food processor. 43 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:03,840 Yeah. What's wrong with it? Well, it's all right till you, me like, switch it 44 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,540 off. Here, come and have a look at my kitchen. 45 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,560 Here, look at this. 46 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,560 Income, income, income. G -H. 47 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:21,060 All right. 48 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:23,700 Outgoing. 49 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:30,060 Arthur. 50 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:34,120 Have you tried running it on a slow speed? 51 00:03:34,420 --> 00:03:38,220 It's still too fast, Arthur. Look what it's done to my spuds. 52 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,120 Beautiful. What? 53 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,780 Look, you've got to understand the intricacies of the machine now. The 54 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:47,620 tool for the right job. You must remember that. You could suck these 55 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,730 straw. Puree, that's all a rage. 56 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:53,090 And on, what's his name, Bossy Man, he does his like that. Nouveau cuisine. 57 00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:55,110 That's not what Atlas reckons. 58 00:03:55,530 --> 00:03:56,448 Atlas, Harry? 59 00:03:56,450 --> 00:03:57,450 What's he got to do with it? 60 00:03:57,650 --> 00:03:58,990 He'd come in for his breakfast. 61 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:00,250 He's been abroad. 62 00:04:00,430 --> 00:04:03,730 Wanted a change for more orange juice and croissants. And he said the potatoes 63 00:04:03,730 --> 00:04:08,210 were runny. Atlas is hardly renowned for his gastronomic expertise, is he, Alf? 64 00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:09,530 You forget, Arthur. 65 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,380 He's rubbing shoulders with the top notch these days. 66 00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:16,839 It's nothing but the best for him, and that includes where he eats. And he says 67 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:20,640 his potatoes were runny. And this is the same atlas who put himself in hospital 68 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:24,080 after consuming a family -sized tube of tomato puree on toast. 69 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:28,360 Well, we all have our hard times, Alf, but you don't know how he's come on. So 70 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:29,360 you keep telling me. 71 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:33,740 You see, what you don't understand, Alf, is I am a practicing businessman. I 72 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,300 experience the business lunch. 73 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:38,460 A mash like you're preparing in there is de -riggered these days. 74 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:41,400 Bung some polythene sheets on the wall and release your creativity. 75 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:45,460 Part of the reason I suggested this office revamp was so we'd be more 76 00:04:45,460 --> 00:04:47,840 and we wouldn't have to go dashing about all over the place. 77 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,020 Do you think Arthur would be keen to lighten the load? 78 00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:53,580 Yeah, well, he does like to be in the thick of things, Ray. 79 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,120 Yeah, Atlas was only saying that this morning. 80 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,400 Atlas? Who's he? 81 00:04:57,580 --> 00:04:58,580 Atlas Harry White. 82 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,740 He used to work around here. 83 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,760 A working disaster area. 84 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,280 Then he has a bit of luck. He has one big deal, sells out and takes early 85 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:10,800 retirement. Never done nothing for a whole year, he reckons. Never felt 86 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:12,660 He hoped to see Arthur this morning. 87 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:15,220 Give him the name of two or three hundred other people Arthur's doing 88 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:15,939 with today. 89 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,720 Yeah, well, he said he might pop back later. 90 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:19,460 Yeah, well, he can get in a queue behind me. 91 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,300 Ready? 92 00:05:35,140 --> 00:05:36,140 Morning, Arthur. 93 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:37,620 Sorry I'm late. 94 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:38,920 My previous client. 95 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:40,820 You want to watch it, eh, dashing about? 96 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:42,520 What happened to Jimmy Charles? 97 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:47,300 One minute he's there, hit as a fiddle, large as life, nipping from one job to 98 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:48,800 another, the next, kaput. 99 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,540 He was hit by a bus. 100 00:05:50,860 --> 00:05:52,300 He had his mind on other things, Arthur. 101 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,280 I'll bear that in mind when I'm crossing the road in future. Listen, do you want 102 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:56,280 any more of those air fresheners? 103 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,000 I will, actually, but not the lavender. 104 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,960 Apparently it clings to the clothes, doesn't it? I've said to the mystic 105 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:02,280 How about the car alarms? 106 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,860 I meant to have a word with you about that. There's a problem there. 107 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:08,390 If you wire them in according to the instructions... All the bits of metal on 108 00:06:08,390 --> 00:06:09,390 the car go live. 109 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:11,870 Natural repellent. I'll order you a couple more. 110 00:06:12,170 --> 00:06:14,830 Look, while I'm here, could you have a listen to the motor? He's making a funny 111 00:06:14,830 --> 00:06:16,770 noise. He's getting on that sort of age, Arthur. 112 00:06:17,270 --> 00:06:19,610 Atlas, that's why he buys me every 18 months. 113 00:06:19,870 --> 00:06:20,870 Atlas? What's a year? 114 00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:24,150 He wanted me to check the oil on his new motor. Have you seen him? 115 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:25,670 I'm beginning to feel I have. 116 00:06:26,770 --> 00:06:28,550 Is he showing any signs of indigestion? 117 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:29,810 Not that I noticed. 118 00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:32,830 You should see his new vehicle, Arthur. Very tasty. 119 00:06:33,230 --> 00:06:34,230 Has he got a new sidecar? 120 00:06:34,490 --> 00:06:35,650 No, that's long gone. 121 00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:36,890 You know he's retired? 122 00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:38,480 Yeah, I did hear something. 123 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,520 He's done all right for himself. 124 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:44,620 You know, I really admire people like him. Give him someone to model yourself 125 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:45,620 on, don't you reckon? 126 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:52,520 So I said, I said, I said, Signor Remy, do you think that I came on a cruise 127 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:53,980 just to look at the ocean? 128 00:06:57,340 --> 00:06:59,340 Harper, how you made it? Dave? 129 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,420 Harper, nice to see you. Let me get you a drink. 130 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:03,740 Oh, thanks, Atlas. 131 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:05,800 Dave, the same again. 132 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:08,420 Well, you're looking well, Arthur. 133 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:09,720 Plodding along, you know. 134 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,100 Business still thriving? 135 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,760 Expanding as ever. Let me tell you something, Arthur. You think you have a 136 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,680 time when you're working, but you just wait until you stop. 137 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:21,720 Two different cruises and a tour of the Dutch battlefields, all in six months, 138 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:25,500 Arthur. Oh, it's a hard life, but somebody's got to do it. I've been 139 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:27,720 Atlas, Arthur, you have never been busier. 140 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:32,140 Quality is its own advertisement, Dave. I admire you, Arthur, I really do. The 141 00:07:32,140 --> 00:07:34,000 willpower to carry on. 142 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:38,720 I often think of you, you know, when I'm playing a game of tennis or I'm off 143 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:42,880 visiting somewhere. I think how we started together, selling stuff on a 144 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:47,760 corner, one eye out for the law and the punishing hours, the worries, the 145 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:52,700 pressures. Mind you, I always had my boy Kevin to hand over the business to, 146 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:57,040 whereas you and your good lady... You earned it, Atlas. You enjoy it. 147 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:00,240 Yeah, well, I won't mind swapping a couple of days in Wilsdon for a cruise 148 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:04,540 the Norwegian field to tell you. Oh, beautiful Ray, you sit on the deck with 149 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:07,580 glass of bubbly in your hand and you think, I have arrived. 150 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:12,860 Well, it was hard work, but every drop of sweat was worth it because this is my 151 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,940 reward. I never fancied it myself. 152 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,240 I'm off to the Bahamas. 153 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:18,820 Are you? 154 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,840 QE2. I did think of popping round a med or nipping over to the land in the 155 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:26,010 midnight sun, but when all's said and done... When you're going to leave Terra 156 00:08:26,010 --> 00:08:28,690 Firma behind you for a few months, you might as well have the best. 157 00:08:29,070 --> 00:08:30,070 A few months? 158 00:08:30,570 --> 00:08:33,350 After Torrible Enos, you said you'd never go on holiday again. 159 00:08:33,610 --> 00:08:36,270 That was not a holiday, Dave. And neither is this. 160 00:08:36,630 --> 00:08:38,470 Well, you ain't done a deal out there, have you, Arthur? 161 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:40,909 Nothing so complicated, Ray. 162 00:08:41,309 --> 00:08:42,750 No, it's quite simple. 163 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:47,550 Like Atlas here, I have decided the time has come for me to enjoy the fruits of 164 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:48,409 my labour. 165 00:08:48,410 --> 00:08:52,010 Yeah, well, I always maintain you need a break once in a while, Arthur. No, 166 00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:53,390 you're not getting my drift, Dave. 167 00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:54,630 This is not a break. 168 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:58,510 I am handing the business over to my boy Ray, my heir. 169 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:02,710 You what? Ray has already carried out extensive modernisation and 170 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:07,210 computerisation at Bliss. He is all set to propel daily enterprises into the 171 00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:08,210 21st century. 172 00:09:08,230 --> 00:09:10,970 Yeah, but, Arthur, he never said... I'll just bash on with the crews. And I 173 00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:14,170 thought I might make an investigation about a possible property on the Costa. 174 00:09:14,690 --> 00:09:16,830 But, Arthur, you hate abroad. 175 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,370 You're handing over, Arthur. 176 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:24,770 A transfer of my business interest, Dave, so that I can enjoy life as befits 177 00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:25,770 ex -chief of industry. 178 00:09:25,990 --> 00:09:30,010 Oh, well, if you want some advice, Arthur, the cruise... Oh, that's very 179 00:09:30,010 --> 00:09:32,790 you, Atlas, but I gather you travel below the waterline. 180 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:35,430 The first -class passenger has his own regime. 181 00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:38,310 You're travelling first -class? Of necessity. 182 00:09:38,590 --> 00:09:40,790 I'm afraid the good living has made my body go soft. 183 00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:42,410 Arthur, do you know what you're saying? 184 00:09:42,770 --> 00:09:45,090 Yeah. Early retirement, Ray. The big payoff. 185 00:09:45,390 --> 00:09:48,370 Come on, this is a wind -up, isn't it? No, no, no, I understand you're nervous. 186 00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:52,730 I mean, a business empire like Daily Enterprises, Richard Branson would have 187 00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:55,170 work cut out, but I am confident you can do it. 188 00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:58,510 I mean, you can't just give, give, give all the time, can you, Atlas? There 189 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:01,990 comes a time when you have to cry, enough, I demand recompense. 190 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:05,030 Well, get them in, Dave. I'd like to mark the occasion. 191 00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:08,270 Or do you all have to get up early in the morning? 192 00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:09,810 Nice to see you. Lovely, Dave. 193 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,210 Lovely. 194 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:20,179 Thank God. 195 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:22,280 I've had half on the phone all morning about that mixer. 196 00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:24,300 Oh, sorry, Ray. It's nothing to do with me. 197 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,820 What? I'm a man of leisure now. The business is your concern. 198 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:33,020 Which reminds me, although I didn't expect a tearful acceptance speech, I 199 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:35,320 feel a few words of gratitude might have been in order. 200 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:36,560 I can't be serious. 201 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:40,460 Ray, Daily Enterprises did not acquire its present high standing overnight. 202 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,860 You can't be serious about packing it in. Yeah, I just come to get one or two 203 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,100 things and then I'm off down to travel agents. 204 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,660 Look, Atlas got your back up saying what a great life he was having. I 205 00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:51,440 understand, but there's no need to see it through. 206 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,000 Well, it's true, Ray. 207 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,220 I did find Atlas very irritating. 208 00:10:55,720 --> 00:11:00,240 I mean, to be lectured at by a man who is to free enterprise what a verruca is 209 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,200 to a swimming pool was very irritating. 210 00:11:02,980 --> 00:11:07,040 Now, Ray, I've been thinking. There's a lot of freedom and overindulgence out 211 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,740 there, and I, of all people, have paid the price of admission. 212 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:11,320 What about the cars? 213 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:12,560 The flats? 214 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:16,240 Well, I assume with your qualifications and your apprenticeship here, you copped 215 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,240 for the lot. 216 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:19,800 Of course, if you don't think... No, I'm not saying I can't manage. 217 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:20,899 Well, then. 218 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:22,200 But it's just so sudden. 219 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,000 Ray, I'll give you a couple of pointers. 220 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:28,480 I'm only a phone call away, except when I'm in Barbados. And I'd rather you 221 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,640 didn't use the office blower then. You'll regret it, Arthur. 222 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,920 Raymond, I assure you I know exactly what I'm doing. 223 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:38,080 Of course, if you have any doubts about your own ability to cope... Of course I 224 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:38,879 can cope. 225 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,860 You know, I've been dying for a bit more responsibility. 226 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,180 As long as you're confident, Ray. 227 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,140 Good afternoon. 228 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,400 Ray Daly. 229 00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:11,220 Managing Director. 230 00:12:30,839 --> 00:12:32,760 Gather. Yeah, Ray Daly here, mate. 231 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,120 You still on the lookout for some of them old beta tapes? 232 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,960 Yeah, well, looking at our records, I think we just might be able to supply 233 00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:40,020 if you still need them. 234 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:42,360 Yeah, lovely. What, this afternoon? 235 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:45,440 Yeah, nice one, girl. All right, I'll catch you later. 236 00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:47,340 Bye. 237 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,540 No, I'm sorry, sir, that looks full as well. 238 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,800 The earliest for the QE2 would be in month. 239 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,440 I was hoping for something about the middle of next week. 240 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:08,250 The latest in transatlantic sophistication, the Davy Jones, is 27 241 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,270 unadulterated luxury. 242 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:14,510 220 cabins, a restaurant on each deck, and for the person that likes adventure 243 00:13:14,510 --> 00:13:16,230 on the high seas, three casinos. 244 00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:20,270 I take it the casinos have en suite bar facilities. 245 00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:37,090 I did knock, but you can't have heard me. 246 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,150 It's always an open house here, Mr... Brook. 247 00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:41,910 Mr. Brook, what can I do for you? 248 00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:43,490 I need to see Arthur. 249 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:45,690 Well, can't I help? 250 00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:46,970 I doubt it. 251 00:13:47,170 --> 00:13:48,490 Have we done business before? 252 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:51,550 I'm only here because I've exhausted all the other possibilities. 253 00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,810 Well, times are tough, Mr. Brook. 254 00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:59,630 But not so tough that I can't afford to turn away difficult customers. Arthur 255 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:03,830 supplied a miniature Venus de Milo to a colleague of mine several years ago. 256 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,740 I want to know if he's got any left. 257 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:09,940 It's a very close friend. 258 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,920 I can't help noticing there's an awful lot of medical facilities on board. 259 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,300 Yes, that's right, sir. 260 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:21,420 Is there something I should know? 261 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,360 They're all proper doctors. 262 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,360 They have their certificates up in the surgery. 263 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:30,760 No, the point I'm trying to make is the crew's life, as I understand it, is one 264 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:31,760 of unhurried relaxation. 265 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,520 It seems odd to find Emergency Ward 10 on every deck. 266 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,460 There's nothing to worry about, sir. 267 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:41,220 The number of deaths at sea is precisely in keeping with the national average. 268 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:45,620 It's more of a precaution, really. If you don't see land for a week or two, 269 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:46,920 nice to know it's there if you need it. 270 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,880 Quite. Yeah, 271 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:52,660 I'm sure it's a bit dusty. 272 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:56,160 I'm amazed you could find it. I reckon Arthur doesn't know what he's sitting on 273 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,860 half the time. Yeah, well, I'm modernising up his procedure at the 274 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,460 Arthur, daily change. 275 00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:02,480 Where did you say it was, by the way? 276 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:03,579 I didn't. 277 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:06,860 Arthur's taken an early retirement, actually. I'm in charge now. 278 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,260 Get away. 279 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,240 Sailing from Portsmouth Friday morning. 280 00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:20,480 I'll take it. I don't think you'll be disappointed. 281 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,480 I should hope not at these prices. 282 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:24,920 They're the room supplements. 283 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:30,540 Ah, could you... Would you mind giving me a total cost? 284 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,460 The whole thing, cos I have to get a bankers... What's the name? 285 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:40,700 Sure, it's, er... It's 4 ,400... Yeah, yeah, I'm in the general 286 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,220 area. Of course, if you want to go first class, it's slightly more. 287 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,560 What do you mean? The way it's worked out, Mrs Daly is entitled to a 20 % 288 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:51,700 discount as the second passenger, so that adds another... Mrs Daly? 289 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:57,020 Oh, I'm sorry, I had assumed... It's all right, I hadn't thought. 290 00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:59,160 Hello, Pete, it's Gerry. 291 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,620 I've got another job coming up. 292 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:03,840 That's right. 293 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:05,060 No rest for the wicked. 294 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:06,980 Hmm. 295 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:10,380 I've nothing against cruises as such. It's just a question of finding the 296 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:13,160 one. Well, I thought you wanted for nothing on them ships. 297 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,400 That's the problem, Dave. 298 00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:15,900 It's like Selfridges at sea. 299 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:19,560 They're indoors and come over all unnecessary once you see the temptations 300 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,379 lay before you. 301 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,200 Ah, she'd probably get bored with all that. I mean, what's the novelty where 302 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,520 it's all... Dave, she is a lady of voracious appetite. 303 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:27,580 We'd be insolvent long before that happened. 304 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,499 So are we going? 305 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,500 Yeah, I think so. 306 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,060 Have you spoken to her indoors? 307 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:33,260 See what she fancies? 308 00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:36,560 No. She is, as yet, ignorant of my intentions. 309 00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:40,380 You have told her you're taking the early bath? Oh, yeah, yeah, she's well 310 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:43,200 of that. It's amazing how she's warmed to the idea. 311 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:45,860 Probably glad to have you around, Arthur. 312 00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:49,740 Face it, you are hardly ever at home. 313 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,080 I did assume that kind of things would stay the same. 314 00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:55,690 That's the whole point of being retired. 315 00:16:56,030 --> 00:17:00,030 You cleared the deck so that you and your best beloved can enjoy a bit of 316 00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:01,030 together. 317 00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:03,790 Whack a small one in there, Dave. The clock's ticking. 318 00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:06,730 Oh, wow. 319 00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:09,790 That's perfect, Ray. 320 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:13,270 I only picked it up myself yesterday, but as soon as I saw it, I thought of 321 00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:15,349 Still needs a bit of work done to it, though. 322 00:17:16,630 --> 00:17:17,950 It's exactly what we want. 323 00:17:18,569 --> 00:17:21,690 Do you reckon it'll stand some more dinting, you know, and still go? 324 00:17:22,010 --> 00:17:23,150 Of course it will, Colin. 325 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,190 Well, the engine itself's as good as new. 326 00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:26,990 The rest of the guys will love it. 327 00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:30,150 Rolling up to gigs in this. 328 00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,610 Wicked. What do you call yourself these days, Cole? 329 00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:37,310 Death slayers of the apocalypse. 330 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,830 Catchy, innit? Yeah, trips off the tongue. 331 00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:42,750 Now, you know it's only cash, Colin. 332 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:43,709 No trouble. 333 00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:44,950 And what was it? 300? 334 00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:46,570 450. 335 00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:48,050 Oh. 336 00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:51,210 Yeah, I thought you had a mower to fix. 337 00:17:52,179 --> 00:17:53,420 Hardly seems worth it now. 338 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,140 Can I do anything? 339 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,639 How do you mean? 340 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,260 Well, round here, I am a shareholder, after all. You ain't paid for all your 341 00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:00,999 tears yet. 342 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,540 When I've worked out the extent of my investment return, Dave. 343 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,240 Arthur, are you getting twitchy already? 344 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,280 What do you mean? 345 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,380 Retirement blues. 346 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,640 Certainly not. 347 00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:14,720 I don't know why I didn't give up years ago. 348 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,020 Freedom, no worries, marvellous. 349 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:21,260 No, I do happen to have a little time on my hands, and it did occur to me I 350 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:23,580 might have a look at reorganising this place. 351 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,960 Reorganising? Yeah, improving the image, updating the decor. 352 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:32,060 I know where I can get a warehouse clearance of new barstools. 353 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:34,300 Oh, for you, I suppose, to have packed it in. 354 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:38,420 Besides, the place looks fine. I'm just offering my services on a consultative 355 00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:41,860 basis. I don't want to be ungrateful, Arthur, but we do not need any new gear. 356 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:43,920 What about outside? 357 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,520 I know where I can get a load of neon lettering cheap. 358 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,240 Trouble is, they've got no Ws. Still, they've got a few Ms, so we'll get round 359 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,640 there. Leave it out, Arthur. 360 00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:55,800 I mean, I know you're trying to help, but I'd rather do it my own way. 361 00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:57,920 All right, Danny, all right. Is that your attitude? 362 00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:01,840 I mean, I'm not being personal, Arthur. I did imagine that while I was not out 363 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,680 enjoying myself, I could help those less fortunate than me. 364 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,900 But since you seem determined to go it alone, so be it. 365 00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:13,260 I shall give myself over to the good life full time with a clear conscience 366 00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:14,260 I have offered. 367 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,210 Oh, my God. 368 00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:41,990 You've been turned over. 369 00:19:42,410 --> 00:19:44,350 Arthur, thought you'd be on your way by now. 370 00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:46,710 How can you be so calm? Why didn't you give me a call? 371 00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:48,089 What's the matter? 372 00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:51,350 The stock, Ray. You must have an accurate note of everything you've got. 373 00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:53,490 Otherwise, how are you going to know when somebody's half -inched it? 374 00:19:53,730 --> 00:19:55,510 Arthur, I've sold it. 375 00:19:55,910 --> 00:19:56,910 You've done what? 376 00:19:57,110 --> 00:19:58,710 Yeah, things ain't gone too badly lately. 377 00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:02,790 I've paid 40 % of the stock, done three cars at the lot, plus one I bought in 378 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:04,290 specially for a targeted customer. 379 00:20:04,890 --> 00:20:07,910 Targeted? Yeah, I've also been down that local college giving out flyers on the 380 00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:10,710 flats. Well, so far I've had 123 replies. 381 00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:12,170 We've only got three properties. 382 00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:14,190 Well, it shouldn't be a problem filling them, though, should it? 383 00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:17,290 Raymond, you're not spreading yourself a bit too thinly, are you? 384 00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:19,370 I want to make a strong start, Arthur. 385 00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:23,270 I'm putting together a computer database of every transaction we've done since I 386 00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:23,769 got here. 387 00:20:23,770 --> 00:20:25,910 And I'm following that up with some secondary pitching. 388 00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:28,190 Here, I hope you're getting cash. 389 00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:29,550 All right. 390 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:36,880 I'll flash it around. 391 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:41,280 Well, I'm delighted you're managing relatively well, Ray. 392 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,680 I'm pleased my basic instincts were right. 393 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,660 I'm not going to let you down, Arthur. 394 00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:48,500 Anyway, how about you? What are you doing still here? 395 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,600 Oh, there was a bit of itch on the sailing front. 396 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,860 Suffice it to say, other arrangements are being made. 397 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:56,120 I just thought I'd pop in, check everything's OK. 398 00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,500 You're missing it, Arthur. 399 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,860 No, no, I couldn't be further from the truth. 400 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:04,920 Ray, I have found another world. 401 00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:06,420 Outside of work. 402 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,480 Yeah, what you been up to? Oh, this and that. 403 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:10,440 A rich tapestry of activities. 404 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,620 The trouble is, finding the time to fit them all in. 405 00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:15,260 Yeah. 406 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:18,020 Hello, 407 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,320 daily interview... It's Fiona. 408 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,020 Yeah, yeah, it's Ray. 409 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,680 Now, listen, right, you still running those keep fit classes, only I got some 410 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,120 very pucker leisure wear just come in. 411 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,720 Yeah? Well, any colour you like. 412 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,440 Look, hold on a minute, Fiona. 413 00:21:32,990 --> 00:21:35,370 Here, Arthur, you're going to be down in Winchester later, only I'd better crack 414 00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:36,950 on, you know. Yeah, I might see you later. 415 00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:39,290 I'm going to be very busy this afternoon. 416 00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:41,750 You carry on. 417 00:21:42,210 --> 00:21:43,210 Fiona, yeah. 418 00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:48,450 40%. It's all in there. 419 00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:55,870 Don't. There. 420 00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:57,110 It's in the back bedroom. 421 00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:59,230 And there are no alarms. Are you sure? 422 00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:00,910 No, it's a wild guess. 423 00:22:01,370 --> 00:22:03,850 I thought I'd take the risk of you and me doing some time. 424 00:22:05,010 --> 00:22:06,010 Sorry, Beachy. 425 00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:07,610 Er, Jerry. 426 00:22:08,110 --> 00:22:10,250 Not in public. 427 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,370 Walls have ears and all that. 428 00:22:12,670 --> 00:22:14,790 Sorry. Now, just get everything you can. 429 00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:16,310 I'll sort it out later. 430 00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:22,830 Hello, Bert. 431 00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:25,110 I thought it was you. I was just passing. 432 00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:26,530 Oh, for earth's sakes. 433 00:22:26,990 --> 00:22:27,990 Oh, all right. 434 00:22:28,970 --> 00:22:30,010 Up to the point, you know. 435 00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:32,060 Well, mostly. 436 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:33,880 What's up? 437 00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:37,660 Bert, would you say I was a fair boss? 438 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,300 You know, when I was working. 439 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:41,380 Now, be honest, perfectly honest. 440 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,680 Well, no. 441 00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:47,420 Well, in the circumstances, Bert, that's a very insensitive comment. 442 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:52,320 Still, you're retired now. Your boy Ray is wreaking the most terrible revenge. 443 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,880 He ain't let you down, has he? 444 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:58,320 No, quite the reverse. He's got the Midas touch, and he's rubbing my nose in 445 00:22:59,950 --> 00:23:02,510 How about these autograph table mats, Al? Oh, yeah. 446 00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:04,470 Great side, isn't it, eh? 447 00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:08,050 Banks, Peters, Charlton, Eusebio. 448 00:23:09,010 --> 00:23:11,170 Wait a minute, Eusebio didn't play for England. 449 00:23:12,810 --> 00:23:14,590 Nor did Fanny Blank as Cohen. 450 00:23:15,190 --> 00:23:17,810 Yeah, I'll be honest with you, Al. There's been a slight problem there. 451 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,050 The printer went wrong. 452 00:23:19,590 --> 00:23:22,330 I'm willing to knock off 10%. 30. 453 00:23:24,690 --> 00:23:25,690 OK. 454 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,130 Suddenly stopping work leaves a big gap. 455 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:31,700 You need a hobby like this to fill in. 456 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:36,260 Well, given that the cruise is on hold and none of my hips needs replacing, 457 00:23:36,260 --> 00:23:38,000 try anything, Bert. That's the spirit. 458 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:43,300 You're getting all worked up about Ray because you've got nothing better to do. 459 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,960 He thinks the world of you, Arthur. 460 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,840 He wouldn't want to upset you. 461 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,900 I wish he'd succeed less, obviously. 462 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:53,720 A few hours of this and your cares will just float away. 463 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,040 How long? 464 00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,250 It's no use to me. 465 00:24:00,070 --> 00:24:03,070 Arthur always begs whatever I've got. You've got a lot of stuff here, Flash, 466 00:24:03,070 --> 00:24:04,230 he's not going to use it all, is he? 467 00:24:04,690 --> 00:24:06,570 He takes what I've got, what I think he can use. 468 00:24:07,330 --> 00:24:08,430 How do you work that out? 469 00:24:09,510 --> 00:24:10,510 I know him. 470 00:24:13,350 --> 00:24:14,350 Now, what about this? 471 00:24:14,610 --> 00:24:15,610 You don't want that. 472 00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:18,810 Will you stop telling me what I do and don't want? Now, is it for sale? No good 473 00:24:18,810 --> 00:24:19,269 to you. 474 00:24:19,270 --> 00:24:20,910 Look, how much do you want? 20, 30? 475 00:24:22,450 --> 00:24:23,450 35, actually. 476 00:24:25,790 --> 00:24:26,790 35. 477 00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:31,360 What happens if you catch something? 478 00:24:31,860 --> 00:24:32,860 How do you mean? 479 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,480 Well, do they have a resident expert in attendance who knows about fish and 480 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,379 tells you what to do? 481 00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:41,000 It is not the winning, it's the taking part, Arthur. 482 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,360 How many days do you have to fail before you consider you had enough? 483 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,740 Aren't you enjoying this? 484 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,400 Well, nothing happens, Bert. 485 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,200 Except you get cold. 486 00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:55,100 No, I'm sorry. I'm grateful for your attempt, but no, no. The battle between 487 00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:56,180 and cod is not for me. 488 00:24:56,860 --> 00:24:58,460 Oh, well, if you're sure. 489 00:24:59,150 --> 00:25:01,030 I think I'll just have another half hour. 490 00:25:01,510 --> 00:25:02,690 I'll find me own way back. 491 00:25:03,610 --> 00:25:04,910 You'll be home in 20 minutes. 492 00:25:09,930 --> 00:25:11,110 How do you cast off again? 493 00:25:17,330 --> 00:25:18,330 Meet Andre. 494 00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:20,710 Arthur? You get that from Flash, Eric? 495 00:25:21,090 --> 00:25:22,230 What you doing here? 496 00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:24,350 That's not the sort of thing he usually puts my way. 497 00:25:24,570 --> 00:25:26,790 Well, he's not putting it your way, is he? I chose it. 498 00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:29,310 I've got someone in mind, all right. 499 00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:33,590 Now, if your day turns sour, Ray, you'll get in that look you sometimes get. My 500 00:25:33,590 --> 00:25:34,549 day is fine. 501 00:25:34,550 --> 00:25:36,730 It's not all brightness and light in the world of commerce, you know. 502 00:25:37,430 --> 00:25:39,090 Everything's great, Arthur. Now, what do you want? 503 00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:41,030 Nothing. You carry on. 504 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:46,730 Were you looking for something? 505 00:25:47,410 --> 00:25:48,670 No, I'm just making my space. 506 00:25:49,110 --> 00:25:50,069 You what? 507 00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:51,590 You won't know I'm here. 508 00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:53,610 When won't I know you're here? 509 00:25:53,990 --> 00:25:55,510 Well, I need a few days, Ray. 510 00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:57,010 It's a plan. 511 00:25:57,310 --> 00:25:58,310 The twilight years. 512 00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:02,590 That contemplated morning on the riverbank was a non -starter. When I'm 513 00:26:02,610 --> 00:26:05,110 her indoors keeps giving me jobs to do as soon as I sit down. 514 00:26:06,270 --> 00:26:08,530 Besides, I expect you like a bit of company. 515 00:26:10,710 --> 00:26:11,710 You carry on. 516 00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:13,390 Don't mind me. 517 00:26:15,410 --> 00:26:16,450 You won't know I'm here. 518 00:26:21,950 --> 00:26:24,230 What do you mean you don't want it? I've got it specially. 519 00:26:25,070 --> 00:26:26,410 I've laid out cash for it. 520 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:31,120 No, you told me you wanted a fake fur sofa. Well, it's here, a weight in your 521 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,120 collection. 522 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,240 Do what? You should have thought about a base rate before you ordered it. 523 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:41,300 Yes? 524 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,040 Nothing. 525 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:44,360 I heard you cut. 526 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,720 No, no. 527 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:46,960 Clear my throat. 528 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,280 Arthur, you were cutting. 529 00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:51,020 Oh, me mother. 530 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,680 Tell me what's wrong. 531 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,080 You're the boss, right? 532 00:26:55,470 --> 00:26:58,870 It would be unforgivable of me to comment on any of the gaps you make, 533 00:26:59,070 --> 00:27:03,190 especially with your confidence at such a low ebb after the table match debacle. 534 00:27:03,550 --> 00:27:05,170 You said you wouldn't mention that again. 535 00:27:05,410 --> 00:27:08,630 I knew I shouldn't have told you. We all learn from our mistakes, Ray. 536 00:27:09,150 --> 00:27:11,250 But there comes a time when you've got to stop learning. 537 00:27:11,970 --> 00:27:17,370 To be a mine of business acumen after the fact, whilst in a state of financial 538 00:27:17,370 --> 00:27:19,350 ruin, is not a desirable situation. 539 00:27:20,110 --> 00:27:21,930 I had a definite order on this sofa. 540 00:27:22,130 --> 00:27:25,450 But you did not get cash up front. Yeah, but... Or you would not have gone the 541 00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:27,030 colour you did while you were having the conversation. 542 00:27:28,350 --> 00:27:30,050 You've got to learn who's reliable, Ray. 543 00:27:30,270 --> 00:27:32,850 The geezer I was speaking to has never let me down before. 544 00:27:33,190 --> 00:27:34,790 Well, how could he? It was his first deal. 545 00:27:35,770 --> 00:27:36,770 You've been listening. 546 00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:39,010 I haven't. Well, how could you know that then? 547 00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:42,290 Instinct. I could tell by the pauses that he had never traded before. 548 00:27:42,850 --> 00:27:45,270 What am I supposed to do? I've got to keep things moving. 549 00:27:45,490 --> 00:27:48,850 Ray, a gallon of syrup of figs would not move that sofa. 550 00:27:49,629 --> 00:27:54,170 Yeah, but... One person in a million wants something like that. And when they 551 00:27:54,170 --> 00:27:57,110 change their minds, you should have been guided by Flash. 552 00:27:57,690 --> 00:28:01,710 What? He wanted to palm off an old church pew to me. He knows what sells. 553 00:28:02,070 --> 00:28:03,070 And he's reliable. 554 00:28:03,510 --> 00:28:04,750 Well, how can I tell that? 555 00:28:05,710 --> 00:28:07,390 You look him in the eye, Ray. 556 00:28:07,810 --> 00:28:08,950 That's how you can tell. 557 00:28:13,950 --> 00:28:14,970 Nothing too wonderful. 558 00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:20,880 This must be worth a few, Bob. 559 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:24,180 What are you doing? That needs laying off. 560 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,420 Had you heard Arthur Daly had retired? 561 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,440 No. So what? 562 00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:30,540 I've never liked him much enough. 563 00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:40,100 Norman, what are you doing here? Oh, hello, Arthur. 564 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,220 I'm just bringing some stuff round for Ray. 565 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,300 I gather you've taken the early option, Arthur. That is correct. 566 00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:46,800 I do envy you. 567 00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:51,070 I wish I could wind it all up, relax a bit. You become a slave to your job 568 00:28:51,070 --> 00:28:54,750 without knowing, Norman. And it's only when it's all stopped you realise how 569 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:58,530 much more there is in life. What have you got? Oh, they're these special 570 00:28:58,530 --> 00:28:59,870 relievers from America. 571 00:29:00,350 --> 00:29:04,250 You bang them on your forehead and they've got this special cooling gel 572 00:29:04,650 --> 00:29:05,650 Does the job. 573 00:29:05,970 --> 00:29:06,970 I've had a try. 574 00:29:07,050 --> 00:29:07,849 How much? 575 00:29:07,850 --> 00:29:11,290 Can I discuss this with you? No, you're... Please, Norman, I still have a 576 00:29:11,290 --> 00:29:12,290 interest in the firm. 577 00:29:12,470 --> 00:29:13,189 I wanna. 578 00:29:13,190 --> 00:29:14,510 How many have you got? That's cost. 579 00:29:14,910 --> 00:29:16,850 You bung him out of fibre of peat, you're laughing. 580 00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:18,370 Oh, Norman. 581 00:29:18,850 --> 00:29:19,850 Sorry I'm late, mate. 582 00:29:20,910 --> 00:29:21,869 Where you been? 583 00:29:21,870 --> 00:29:24,530 I'd like to run some gear up to Jono's. Well, that shouldn't have taken you five 584 00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:28,330 minutes. Well, I couldn't find him, could I? It's Tuesday, isn't it? Yeah. 585 00:29:28,490 --> 00:29:29,630 it'd be a race course. 586 00:29:29,910 --> 00:29:31,430 No, no, no, I think you'll find that's Thursday. 587 00:29:32,110 --> 00:29:33,530 Tuesday is the snooker all. 588 00:29:33,950 --> 00:29:34,950 That's right, Arthur. 589 00:29:35,550 --> 00:29:37,310 I don't know where you store it all. 590 00:29:43,810 --> 00:29:44,810 Why'd you do that? 591 00:29:45,310 --> 00:29:46,129 Do what? 592 00:29:46,130 --> 00:29:50,150 You know very well, the winking. I was not winking. When we was negotiating the 593 00:29:50,150 --> 00:29:51,190 deal, you was winking, Arthur. 594 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:54,850 One wink below, two winks were even lower. I sussed it out. I thank God for 595 00:29:54,850 --> 00:29:56,030 that. Well, I wish you wouldn't. 596 00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:58,970 I was getting there. You're about to accept his opener. 597 00:29:59,270 --> 00:30:01,610 Arthur, I was testing him out. I mean, what do you think I am, stupid? 598 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:05,150 Look, look, I was only acting as a safety net. Well, there was no need to. 599 00:30:05,150 --> 00:30:07,710 mean, what are you still doing there anyway? I thought you had loads to do. 600 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,800 You just can't leave it alone, can you? Look, look, look, Ray. I hardly think a 601 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,900 slight facial tick constitutes involvement. 602 00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:17,200 I knew from the start you couldn't cope without a worker. Now you're proving it. 603 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,400 You're only going to lose your temper because you're having a bad run. I'm not 604 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,620 having a bad run. It's you breathing down my neck. I can't think. I cannot 605 00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:23,920 believe your ingratitude. 606 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,740 When I could be off enjoying myself, I'd stay close by. It'd be of comfort to 607 00:30:27,740 --> 00:30:30,880 you in your first testing days, and this is how you say thank you. You're 608 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,020 hanging around because you've got nothing to do. You're at a loose end. 609 00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:37,100 end? Look, I've got a whole diary full of leisure activities. 610 00:30:37,340 --> 00:30:40,760 And since you're so lacking in gratitude, I shall go and take advantage 611 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,800 Good. 612 00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:43,460 Arthur. 613 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,660 Maybe it was a wrong decision. 614 00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:53,400 Absolutely not, Bert. I do not make those. 615 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:58,360 No, it's a question of expectation and reality being further apart than I 616 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:03,520 imagined. And I did not expect Ray to spur my attempts to cosset him through 617 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,700 opening rounds. I'm telling you, Arthur, you've got to find something to do with 618 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:09,540 your time so you're not thinking about work every five minutes. 619 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:12,840 How about some of this? 620 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,620 Nice allotment. It's very soothing. 621 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:20,120 No, I imagine this requires more physical effort than I'm prepared to 622 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,920 Besides, if you can't dig them up washed and chopped, I'm not interested. 623 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,820 I said to Ray I thought you were being a bit hasty. Hasty does not come into it, 624 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,180 Bert. I just haven't found my niche, that is all. 625 00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:36,000 What you need is an outing. 626 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,400 I don't want you to breathe a word of this to Arthur, Dave. 627 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,280 No problem, Ray. 628 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,720 I don't believe it. It started so well. 629 00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:47,620 Everything's coming apart at the seams. 630 00:31:48,190 --> 00:31:51,030 I'm buying stuff I can't get rid of, tools are falling through, and if it 631 00:31:51,030 --> 00:31:53,970 been for Arthur, I'd have bought a load of grit way over the odds. 632 00:31:54,290 --> 00:31:57,090 Well, you've got to learn who's who, Ray, Marlow. Who to trust? 633 00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,150 That's what Arthur said, but how can you? It's so hard to tell. 634 00:32:00,430 --> 00:32:01,430 It takes years. 635 00:32:01,570 --> 00:32:02,489 You'll get there. 636 00:32:02,490 --> 00:32:03,590 Well, thanks for the vote, Dave. 637 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:05,350 I'm just not Arthur Daly. 638 00:32:05,550 --> 00:32:08,030 Well, how could you be? They threw away the mole with Arthur. 639 00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:10,650 Nevertheless, you are a Daly. 640 00:32:10,950 --> 00:32:13,750 You do what you think is right, and you stick with it. 641 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,700 You sure about this, Bert? 642 00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:28,940 Arthur, it is exactly the thing you were looking for. 643 00:32:33,220 --> 00:32:34,179 How do you do? 644 00:32:34,180 --> 00:32:36,280 My name's Harold Cleet. I'm looking for Arthur. 645 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:39,400 Well, Arthur doesn't work here any more. Can I help you? Are you in charge? Are 646 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,219 you running things? 647 00:32:40,220 --> 00:32:41,220 Yeah, that's right. 648 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,560 This is your lucky day. 649 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:49,220 You pay your membership every year, Arthur, and then you get entry to all 650 00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:51,280 stately homes and what's free. 651 00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:52,620 This is more like it, Bert. 652 00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:55,920 You know, I was beginning to have serious doubts about this retirement, 653 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,920 Oh, there's hundreds of places you can check out. 654 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,780 I've always been interested in this country's heritage. 655 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:06,040 They say that if you can understand the present, you can make sense of the past. 656 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,400 That's very true, yeah. 657 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,200 Where shall we start? 658 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,440 Well, you suppose I've got a bar? 659 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,140 Oh. Go on. 660 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:17,720 It's costume stuff, but it's nice, sparkly, you know. 661 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,040 I don't usually deal in a... Arthur always took it. 662 00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:24,410 Look. I tell you what, the whole lot's 75 quid. 663 00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:25,750 Salary turn. 664 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,430 It's just above cost. 665 00:33:28,210 --> 00:33:30,330 You'd make a killing if you move even half of it. 666 00:33:31,550 --> 00:33:35,290 50. Oh, how can you sleep nights? 667 00:33:36,370 --> 00:33:37,370 Oh, right. 668 00:33:39,530 --> 00:33:42,190 I had no idea they were such entrepreneurs, Bert. 669 00:33:42,690 --> 00:33:45,150 I mean, all this, and they own half London as well. 670 00:33:45,930 --> 00:33:48,350 I'll gently do as they pleased in them days, Arthur. 671 00:33:48,890 --> 00:33:50,070 There weren't no TV. 672 00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:55,040 When they got bored... Please, spare me the details, Bert. I've seen the four 673 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,040 posts. They're up in guest's arrest. 674 00:33:58,260 --> 00:34:00,340 You'd better be making tracks. I've got to work tonight. 675 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,800 Absolutely. Let's have a look at this Chinese thing over here. 676 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,600 Hello. 677 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,659 What can I do for you? 678 00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:14,360 Oh, it's all right. It's nothing important. 679 00:34:14,659 --> 00:34:16,400 I was passing, so I thought I'd drop in. 680 00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:19,620 Arthur sometimes has one or two things I'm interested in. 681 00:34:20,549 --> 00:34:21,650 Anything in particular? 682 00:34:21,989 --> 00:34:22,928 No, not really. 683 00:34:22,929 --> 00:34:25,070 Odds and ends, trinkets, jewellery. 684 00:34:26,989 --> 00:34:27,989 Come in. 685 00:34:28,830 --> 00:34:30,230 It's a bit marvellous, isn't it? 686 00:34:30,949 --> 00:34:32,190 What? These things. 687 00:34:32,650 --> 00:34:37,210 Maids. I mean, a handful of privet and a contorted mind and you've got hours of 688 00:34:37,210 --> 00:34:39,370 entertainment. Yeah, well, I think I've had my quota, Arthur. 689 00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:43,190 I told Doreen I was just popping down the allotment till tea time. Well, we'll 690 00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:44,190 soon be on our way back. 691 00:34:44,270 --> 00:34:45,270 Down this way. 692 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,620 I think it's this way, Arthur. 693 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,639 No, I think you'll find it this way, Bert. No, I am certain it's this way. 694 00:34:50,679 --> 00:34:54,199 I don't want to bring up things that should be long forgotten, but remember 695 00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:55,719 seven -and -a -half -hour drive to Bridlington? 696 00:34:56,420 --> 00:35:00,200 You always have to mention that, don't you? You were going on to Doreen about 697 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,200 only last week. 698 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,980 That doesn't bother you. That costume stuff, I left half of it in the car. 699 00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:16,510 Well, thank you very much. That's very public -spirited of you. 700 00:35:17,090 --> 00:35:18,390 No, not really. 701 00:35:18,870 --> 00:35:21,270 We did negotiate on the basis of what you saw. 702 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:23,030 Another 20 for this. 703 00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:26,570 I don't think I'll get that much interest for this lot, Harold. 704 00:35:27,470 --> 00:35:28,470 15. 705 00:35:29,950 --> 00:35:33,670 Well, since we do have such a long tradition of business, all right. 706 00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:38,370 Oh, my God. 707 00:35:38,590 --> 00:35:39,590 We've done it again. 708 00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:43,250 We? We've done it. There's no time to shirk your responsibilities, Bert. 709 00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:46,140 If you hadn't suggested it, we wouldn't have come out here in the first place. 710 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,140 Bert, Bert, conserve your energy. 711 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,440 It's useless. 712 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:52,700 We're going to be here for days. 713 00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:54,180 Oh, Doreen will kill me. 714 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,980 I know I should have bought some of that mint cake at the gift shop. 715 00:35:57,260 --> 00:35:59,400 Could never venture into the wilds without it. 716 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,760 What have I got on your shoulders? Oh, Bert, it's no type of party tricks. 717 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,340 I do not believe it. 718 00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:07,380 Forty years of rigorous employ. 719 00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:12,120 And when I pack it in to enjoy my just rewards, my life starts to resemble a... 720 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,450 A night at Mad Laddie's Bodega Bar. 721 00:36:14,930 --> 00:36:19,170 Well, that's it. It's time to be honest. The easy option is not for me. I am 722 00:36:19,170 --> 00:36:20,630 jacking this retirement lark in. 723 00:36:21,030 --> 00:36:22,030 Are you lost? 724 00:36:22,730 --> 00:36:23,790 Oh, don't worry, son. 725 00:36:24,070 --> 00:36:27,370 You'll be all right. You stick with us. Someone will find us. I know the way. 726 00:36:27,630 --> 00:36:28,629 What, the way out? 727 00:36:28,630 --> 00:36:29,850 It's easy. I'll show you. 728 00:36:30,170 --> 00:36:31,170 Thank God for that. 729 00:36:31,550 --> 00:36:32,710 I only accept cash. 730 00:36:33,370 --> 00:36:34,370 Up front. 731 00:36:49,859 --> 00:36:53,860 I've got something to say to you. So have I, Arthur. Now, just listen to me. 732 00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:57,700 want to apologise and I want you to come out of... Well, come off the bench sort 733 00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:58,279 of thing. 734 00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,480 What, you mean stop being retired? 735 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,440 I need a few pointers, Arthur. 736 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,740 I reckon I can make a go of it, but I can't jump straight into your shoes. 737 00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:07,220 Oh, that's very inconvenient, Ray. 738 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,240 I've got a couple of very interesting jaunts fixed up for next week and your 739 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:12,840 needs help with his ID annuals. 740 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,200 Arthur. 741 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,400 All right, as your family. 742 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:17,609 Come on. 743 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:18,610 Tell me what's moving. 744 00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:21,710 Well, that old cleat's been in. Who? You know, Harold. 745 00:37:22,290 --> 00:37:24,050 Stocking, brown hair. The jewellery man. 746 00:37:24,270 --> 00:37:27,190 I bought a load of costume stuff off him, and the good news is I've managed 747 00:37:27,190 --> 00:37:28,169 shift it already. 748 00:37:28,170 --> 00:37:29,170 Oh, my God. 749 00:37:29,730 --> 00:37:30,730 What's up? 750 00:37:30,830 --> 00:37:34,770 Did you happen to shift it to a tall, elegant, blonde woman? 751 00:37:35,410 --> 00:37:36,410 Yeah, how do you know? 752 00:37:36,490 --> 00:37:38,730 And did this Harold come back a second time? 753 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,730 Yeah, he did, a little bit later. 754 00:37:40,950 --> 00:37:44,370 And the second time, was it twice as much gear at four times the price? And 755 00:37:44,370 --> 00:37:46,270 bought it because you knew you could offload it. 756 00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:48,820 you will never see that woman again. 757 00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:52,800 You are several hundred quid light with a load of tat you'll never be able to 758 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,380 shift. They're famous, that couple, for that scam. 759 00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:56,920 No, it wasn't like that, Arthur. 760 00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,360 Harold sold me the other stuff at the same price. 761 00:37:59,620 --> 00:38:00,620 What? 762 00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:05,940 What's happening? 763 00:38:16,970 --> 00:38:17,669 Raymond Daly. 764 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:18,670 That's him. 765 00:38:18,870 --> 00:38:20,310 I'm Detective Sergeant Harris. 766 00:38:20,950 --> 00:38:23,310 I have reason to believe you're in possession of stolen goods. 767 00:38:23,770 --> 00:38:25,110 I do have a search warrant. 768 00:38:26,850 --> 00:38:30,270 Here, hang on. If it's anything in particular, Sergeant, perhaps we could 769 00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:31,650 No, thanks. 770 00:38:32,430 --> 00:38:33,490 Raymond, get out of the way. 771 00:38:36,690 --> 00:38:38,650 I should stay away for a few days. 772 00:38:39,870 --> 00:38:42,210 I say, Bridlington's very nice this time of year. 773 00:38:45,010 --> 00:38:46,370 Could you open this cabinet, please? 774 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:47,760 Certainly. Right? 775 00:39:27,779 --> 00:39:28,900 Nothing? Come on. 776 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,340 Sorry to have bothered you, gentlemen. 777 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,500 We were acting on information received. 778 00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:37,140 Sergeant. 779 00:39:58,100 --> 00:40:00,880 Show me a computer that can do that, Ray, and I'll believe in progress. 780 00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:04,320 How did you know? There's a certain kind of knock that can only be the police. 781 00:40:04,980 --> 00:40:08,040 What's going on, Arthur? A little manoeuvre known as the plant. 782 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,440 You mean that costume stuff's real? Yeah. 783 00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:14,340 Normally this thing is used to deprive people of a large lump of money, but in 784 00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:15,340 this case it's been adapted. 785 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,500 So why did this Harold character want to drop us in it with the law? 786 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,080 It's not his style, Ray. He is strictly a con artist. 787 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:23,720 Who's he working for? 788 00:40:23,940 --> 00:40:27,060 Well, at the moment there are others better qualified to judge. Come on. 789 00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:33,780 Dear Arthur, how come you never told me about that filing cabinet? 790 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,120 Oh, no, Ray, I wouldn't like you to think I ever had any reason to hide 791 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,118 from you. 792 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,060 I'll, um, I'll show you how it works when we get back. Right. 793 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,120 Here, I want to handle when I knock, just in case. 794 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,080 Get down! 795 00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:54,300 Stop it! 796 00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:58,440 Ansel and Gretel played the old one -two routine to get Ray to take the Tom. 797 00:40:58,910 --> 00:41:03,230 They're well away by now, but what I want to know is, who set it up and why? 798 00:41:03,770 --> 00:41:07,210 That's the first, Arthur, and you'll like us not have the second. 799 00:41:07,510 --> 00:41:08,950 My thought's entirely, Monty. 800 00:41:09,390 --> 00:41:14,630 Last I saw you, Ray, you were kicking the Hendon School's under -11 centre 801 00:41:14,630 --> 00:41:15,790 forward in the air. 802 00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:17,850 You still playing? 803 00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:19,550 Not as much as I'd like to. 804 00:41:19,990 --> 00:41:20,990 Wise move. 805 00:41:21,190 --> 00:41:22,370 Look after your body. 806 00:41:22,770 --> 00:41:27,130 Yeah, yeah, talking of which, the dogs are safely under lock and key, I trust. 807 00:41:27,390 --> 00:41:28,390 Of course they are. 808 00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:30,800 Can't take the risks these days, Arthur. 809 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,760 Had to get rid of Bruiser. 810 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,600 Couldn't stand the muzzles. 811 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:35,839 Oh, I'm sorry. 812 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,520 Give him terrible indigestion. 813 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,320 There's your boy. 814 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,680 Genuine article. 815 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,260 Worth about a grand. 816 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:48,460 As to a lead, Arthur, I'm not really up on who's dealing what these days. 817 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,340 Smiler might help. 818 00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:54,180 Ah, there it is. I put it under it. 819 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,080 O 'Neill and Sons, funeral directors. 820 00:41:57,930 --> 00:41:59,090 Who are all those people, Arthur? 821 00:42:00,470 --> 00:42:01,470 Contacts, Ray. 822 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:03,770 Contacts. 823 00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:09,610 O 'Neill and Sons. Could I speak to Mr Vincent O 'Neill, please? 824 00:42:10,510 --> 00:42:11,510 Arthur Daly. 825 00:42:13,770 --> 00:42:14,770 Hi, Smiler. 826 00:42:15,330 --> 00:42:16,330 How's business? 827 00:42:17,530 --> 00:42:18,530 Oh, but it is steady. 828 00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:22,990 I mean, it's not as if you have to worry about finding out that your customers 829 00:42:22,990 --> 00:42:23,990 can live without you. 830 00:42:25,050 --> 00:42:26,038 What, Smiler? 831 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:30,160 Yeah, no, no. Uh, Smiler, um, what's the word on knock -off jewellery? 832 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,040 Dealers. Small stuff. 833 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:34,100 Who? 834 00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:36,060 No, no, no, I'd rather not. 835 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:37,760 No, I know she is. 836 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,400 Look, Smiler, I was hoping you'd save me having to go down that particular 837 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,400 avenue. 838 00:42:44,540 --> 00:42:45,920 Oh, all right, there's no alternative. 839 00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:47,580 Yeah, I'm tired of it. 840 00:42:47,820 --> 00:42:48,820 Bye -bye. 841 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,200 Problem? 842 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,460 Smiler assures me he can't help. 843 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,260 And is there just anyone else? 844 00:42:56,230 --> 00:42:57,230 One person. 845 00:42:59,990 --> 00:43:01,110 Oh, dear. 846 00:43:15,350 --> 00:43:16,350 Delilah. 847 00:43:19,090 --> 00:43:20,230 Long time. 848 00:43:25,670 --> 00:43:26,670 I thought you were dead. 849 00:43:27,790 --> 00:43:29,010 Retired. Semi. 850 00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:31,870 Well, still alive. 851 00:43:32,270 --> 00:43:33,270 I can see. 852 00:43:34,810 --> 00:43:38,530 You look well, Arthur. In the pink. 853 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:44,350 Oh, you know how... You look very... Well preserved. 854 00:43:46,630 --> 00:43:48,210 I did mean to write, Delilah. 855 00:43:48,470 --> 00:43:49,710 Probably got lost in the post. 856 00:43:50,010 --> 00:43:51,430 I hadn't given up hope. 857 00:43:52,010 --> 00:43:53,350 It's only 40 years. 858 00:43:54,010 --> 00:43:55,450 Is it? Is it as long as that? 859 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:06,850 Did you ever get married? 860 00:44:07,370 --> 00:44:10,030 After we, you know... Sick time. 861 00:44:10,930 --> 00:44:13,950 Well, no one ever quite matched up to you, Arthur. 862 00:44:14,850 --> 00:44:16,210 Do you mind if we get some tonic? 863 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:25,720 What are you doing in there? 864 00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:28,160 And then I had to leave the area. 865 00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:29,760 Case of mistaken identity. 866 00:44:30,220 --> 00:44:31,720 But a wise move, nevertheless. 867 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:35,540 And when I come back, you'd gone off with that troupe of can -can girls. 868 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,240 Don't worry, Arthur. 869 00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:38,840 You were never being malicious. 870 00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:42,560 And while you were away, Erlin Dawes decided I was the one. 871 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,320 And you know how determined she can be. 872 00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:47,220 And that was that. 873 00:44:47,980 --> 00:44:49,380 You don't change, Arthur. 874 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,600 Tell me, what can I do for you? 875 00:44:53,050 --> 00:44:54,610 I presume you need a favour. 876 00:44:55,450 --> 00:45:00,290 Well, if you've still got that sideline of yours, the one that's not entirely 877 00:45:00,290 --> 00:45:01,290 legal. 878 00:45:24,010 --> 00:45:25,570 You'd like to keep your hand in? 879 00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:30,070 Why give up something you're good at, Arthur? I couldn't agree more. 880 00:45:30,430 --> 00:45:32,510 Now, what do you need? 881 00:45:33,210 --> 00:45:36,170 I'd like you to tell me who's dealing this sort of stuff. 882 00:45:41,930 --> 00:45:42,930 Jerry Brook. 883 00:45:43,570 --> 00:45:47,310 Beechers? Is he still working? Yes, he handles all the small stuff. 884 00:45:47,650 --> 00:45:49,290 One of his jobs going around at the moment. 885 00:45:49,530 --> 00:45:51,370 Could you make a paste of that by tomorrow? 886 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:53,820 We'll see what we can do. 887 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:58,680 I'm very grateful. I mean, in view of... I told you, Arthur. 888 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,040 It was one of those things. It didn't work out. 889 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,540 You were never improper. 890 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,140 Well, I did pride myself. 891 00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:05,880 More than a few times. 892 00:46:08,020 --> 00:46:09,020 You'll have to wait. 893 00:46:20,540 --> 00:46:21,860 Delilah, what can I say? 894 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:24,100 There's no need for words, Arthur. 895 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,120 Leave me as I remember you. 896 00:46:26,460 --> 00:46:27,760 As a man of action. 897 00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:42,060 You were tired. You should have stretched out on the back seat. 898 00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:44,460 I didn't know your little chat was going to take all night. 899 00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,620 I hope you're not casting aspersions. 900 00:46:48,260 --> 00:46:51,440 Delilah has furnished us with all we need to clear this mess up. 901 00:46:51,850 --> 00:46:53,390 Well, who's behind it, then? Jerry Brook. 902 00:46:54,230 --> 00:46:57,710 Known in the criminal world as Beechers for being a very nasty fence. 903 00:46:58,730 --> 00:47:02,290 We've had one or two run -ins in the past, and he's obviously decided to even 904 00:47:02,290 --> 00:47:03,089 the score. 905 00:47:03,090 --> 00:47:04,150 What are we going to do, Arthur? 906 00:47:04,550 --> 00:47:08,770 I want you to pick up the van, go round to his place, and deposit the original 907 00:47:08,770 --> 00:47:09,770 in a drawer. 908 00:47:09,830 --> 00:47:11,570 What if he's in, Arthur? He won't be. 909 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:15,790 I think you'll find there's fairly easy access down the alley at the side. 910 00:47:16,470 --> 00:47:17,850 Then meet me back at the lock -up. 911 00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:20,190 I've got one or two calls to make. 912 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,460 I felt it was my duty. 913 00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:25,100 You sure you've got that address? 914 00:47:25,580 --> 00:47:26,700 No, no, I'm sorry. 915 00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:29,720 Remaining nameless is a basic rule of the anonymous tip -off. 916 00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:31,260 Goodbye. 917 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,320 Jerry. 918 00:47:34,820 --> 00:47:36,000 After all this time. 919 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,280 So after. 920 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,360 Where are his trinkets? 921 00:47:56,750 --> 00:47:58,590 What do you think? No, I'm sorry, Arthur. 922 00:47:58,830 --> 00:48:01,210 I'd like to help, but I don't really handle this sort of stuff. 923 00:48:01,690 --> 00:48:02,690 Oh, what a pity. 924 00:48:03,070 --> 00:48:04,090 Are you going to be in all morning? 925 00:48:04,330 --> 00:48:05,510 Yeah, I'm not going to budge an inch. 926 00:48:05,890 --> 00:48:07,590 I could get some other people to call round. 927 00:48:07,890 --> 00:48:10,970 Oh, I'd be grateful if you could. See, Ray didn't get the name of this other 928 00:48:10,970 --> 00:48:13,150 bloke, and I couldn't think who else to call. 929 00:48:23,510 --> 00:48:24,510 Hey, what are you doing? 930 00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:28,480 We are about to be raided again by the police, Ray. How do you know? A sneaking 931 00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,420 suspicion, but worry not, they won't find a thing. 932 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:34,240 Unlike the people who are at present raiding Beecher's drawers. 933 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,820 Nice one, Arthur. Get your retaliation in first, Ray. 934 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,720 Basic rule of English fair play. 935 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:43,900 Beecher's going to be sorry he didn't think about who he was dealing with when 936 00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:46,120 he tussled with the dailies. I couldn't agree with you more. 937 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,500 Meanwhile, I suggest we wait at the Winchester. 938 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,440 We can leave a note on the door for the police. 939 00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:53,180 Welcome back, Arthur. 940 00:48:53,380 --> 00:48:55,420 Oh, I don't know, Ralph. You've made a promising start. 941 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,540 Yeah, it's lived downhill quick enough, hasn't it? Oh, teething problems. You'll 942 00:48:58,540 --> 00:48:59,540 pull it round. 943 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:00,640 Not without you. 944 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:02,660 Thank God for that.