1 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:01,360 Detective Sergeant. 2 00:01:03,340 --> 00:01:04,560 Detective Sergeant. 3 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,600 Perhaps he's asleep. 4 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,540 A sleeping policeman? 5 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,780 We could do with a few of them down our road. 6 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:14,200 Detective Sergeant Morley. 7 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:18,240 We're agreed then, Detective Sergeant. 8 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,920 Agreed? If it's all right with you. 9 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,960 Absolutely. It's agreed then. 10 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:33,570 Detective Sergeant Morley to volunteer as technical advisor for all security 11 00:01:33,570 --> 00:01:36,990 equipment purchased by the committee in aid of the Senior Citizens' 12 00:01:37,210 --> 00:01:38,210 Neighbourhood Watch Fund. 13 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:43,670 When talking of purchasing security equipment, as your Madam Chairperson, 14 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:47,390 taken the liberty of appointing an official purchasing officer to work hand 15 00:01:47,390 --> 00:01:48,410 glove with you, Detective Sergeant. 16 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:03,570 You're dialing to Europe? 17 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:04,750 Yeah, that's the one. 18 00:02:20,410 --> 00:02:21,410 Greetings. 19 00:02:22,130 --> 00:02:25,410 I see you started without me. 20 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:27,049 Fair enough. 21 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:28,510 We also finished without you. 22 00:02:28,910 --> 00:02:29,910 20 minutes ago. 23 00:02:29,970 --> 00:02:34,990 Ah, well, you see, Madam Chair Human, I wasn't sure whether you said half past 24 00:02:34,990 --> 00:02:38,970 six or half past seven. So I decided to give it the benefit of the doubt and opt 25 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:39,970 for the latter. 26 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:41,930 Incorrectly, it would seem. 27 00:02:42,870 --> 00:02:44,950 Mr Morley! What a pleasant surprise. 28 00:02:45,590 --> 00:02:48,990 Mr Daly has most generously offered his services on behalf of our little 29 00:02:48,990 --> 00:02:51,550 enterprise. I'm jolly lucky to get him, I say. 30 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:54,970 Perhaps you'd like to give us an update on progress? 31 00:02:55,520 --> 00:03:01,020 Ah, well, unfortunately, the intended supplier of the merchandise germane to 32 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:05,200 committee's requirements, i .e. door chains, peepholes, likewise, has been 33 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,860 inadvertently detained and is unable to furnish the committee with the 34 00:03:08,860 --> 00:03:14,120 aforementioned items. But when a flower dies, it becomes part of the great 35 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,500 compost of life, I always say. 36 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:20,120 But what exactly are you proposing we spend our money on, Mr Daly? 37 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Telescopes. 38 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:28,460 State of the art, astrologically approved, precision instrumentation from 39 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:31,220 land that first hurtled an unwitting mongrel into outer space. 40 00:03:34,420 --> 00:03:39,040 Telescopes? What possible use would our eldest and dearest have for 41 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,020 intergalactic Russian telescopes? 42 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,980 Mr Morley, you of all people should be aware of the value of the old adage, 43 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:46,460 forewarned is forearmed. 44 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:49,480 I mean, how much notice do you get looking through a spiral? 45 00:03:50,010 --> 00:03:52,290 I mean, the black has probably got his jemmy in the door, Jan. 46 00:03:52,510 --> 00:03:55,950 While his potential victim is wondering whether she's about to get a surprise 47 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:57,150 visit from Barry Manilow. 48 00:03:57,610 --> 00:04:02,270 No, no, no. Ladies and gentlemen, the beauty of telescopes is you can spot 49 00:04:02,270 --> 00:04:05,610 nefarious characters on Venus, never mind the end of the road. 50 00:04:06,230 --> 00:04:10,810 It is a great leap into the space age of crime prevention. I think you'll all 51 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:11,810 agree. 52 00:05:12,110 --> 00:05:15,510 Oh, he's a captain of industry, supposed to function when his operational nerve 53 00:05:15,510 --> 00:05:17,510 centre is bunked to the ceiling with lumps of cardboard. 54 00:05:18,010 --> 00:05:20,990 What do you need three score of astronomical telescopes for, anyway? 55 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:24,410 When Dame Opportunity knocks, you do not leave her standing in a porch like a 56 00:05:24,410 --> 00:05:27,910 lemon. You invite her in, offer her suitable accommodation. 57 00:05:28,350 --> 00:05:31,890 And this office and my desk is not it, so come on, make the space for them. 58 00:05:31,890 --> 00:05:32,890 only for a few days. 59 00:05:33,350 --> 00:05:34,810 Don't tell me you've got a buyer. 60 00:05:35,970 --> 00:05:39,570 Well, actually, this consignment is in the nature of a donation to a very 61 00:05:39,570 --> 00:05:41,050 cause. What, you're giving them away? 62 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,300 In the biblical sense of the word, certainly, yes. 63 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:48,480 Trade, plus VAT, of course, plus any transportation involvement, and a token 64 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,240 facilities fee for my extra mural expenses. 65 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:51,199 Uh -huh. 66 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:54,400 Raymond, charities hate to think they're sponging, believe me. 67 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,260 Now, in the meanwhile, shift them. 68 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:58,540 Well, honest, Arthur, it's chocker out there. 69 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,800 Well, in that case, you could usefully use the run -up to the weekend by making 70 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,499 an inventory. 71 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,960 But it's a bank ology, Arthur. Perfect timing. 72 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:06,980 Opportunity is a fickle mistress, Ray. 73 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,800 She keeps very unsocial hours. 74 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,060 Bit like that nurse you've been dalliancing with for the last two weeks. 75 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:15,280 Oh, God, she's going to kill me. Don't think it's gone unnoticed. Well, what am 76 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:18,220 I supposed to do, ditch her in for something in a night of five, Jock? Not 77 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:19,940 all, Raymond, not at all. Adjust, adapt. 78 00:06:20,740 --> 00:06:23,160 Avail yourself of the resources of the daily empire. 79 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:25,359 What's that? 80 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,360 A pager. 81 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:30,100 Part of a paging system I've just inaugurated at considerable personal 82 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,440 Wear it about your person at all times. 83 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:35,740 We cannot afford to let opportunities pass us by in this business. 84 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,820 Faden Powell had the right idea. 85 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:41,240 Dib, dib, dib. Ghoulie gang wants it. Be prepared. That's the one. 86 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:43,920 And be good. 87 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:00,860 Hi, 88 00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:05,740 honey. I'm home. 89 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,080 Amanda? Winston! 90 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:16,520 How do I look? 91 00:07:18,340 --> 00:07:19,340 I love it. 92 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,660 It should entertain the patients as well, then. 93 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,180 I've got to go on nights tonight. 94 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:27,700 What? I couldn't find anyone to cover. 95 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:29,400 What could I say? 96 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:36,120 I'm off at five, though. 97 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:38,870 Hmm. 98 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:09,620 Yep. 99 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,760 Of course I wasn't. 100 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:16,020 What do you think? 101 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:19,240 Yeah. I'll be right over. 102 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:20,820 Yeah. 103 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,460 Here we go. 104 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,500 My beloved. 105 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:26,200 Ray? What's happening? 106 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,260 What you said. About opportunities. 107 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,480 This mate of mine in the waste disposal business had this skip that wasn't 108 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:33,480 rented out till Tuesday. 109 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,500 So I asked him to park it up here for the weekend. 110 00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:38,680 We dump a load of old tat and it doesn't cost you a penny. 111 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,700 Smart old what, eh? Load of old tat? 112 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:45,180 Raymond, we do not have loads of old tat that need dumping. 113 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,700 We have clearance sales. 114 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,360 Now, move all that back in lock -up. 115 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:52,360 It's a load of old rubbish, Arthur. I mean, what is anyone going to want with 116 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:56,600 bunch of Imperial Petroleum pre -motorway maps, eh? Oh, I don't know. 117 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:58,900 Recapture their lost youth, perhaps. 118 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,940 Recall the days when they used to tootle down leafy byways in their MG Sprigit 119 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:03,779 or whatever. 120 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:06,160 There is always a great future in the past, Raymond. 121 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:07,319 Now, put them back. 122 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,400 All right, then. How about these? 123 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,080 Decimal conversion table tea towels. 124 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:13,340 Well, not an obvious snip, I grant you. 125 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:17,280 But you are overlooking the needs of the emergent third world countries. 126 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,280 Some of these places, they still deal in beads and livestock. 127 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:23,800 When they get around to coinage, need I say more? 128 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:28,720 You are also ignoring their commercial potential as ethnic Arab egg gear. 129 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,340 What other of my investments have you so precipitously ditched during my 130 00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:37,980 absence? Well, two gross of Kodak 120 film, circa 1954. 131 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:43,440 Couple of cases of Canadian sockeye tinned salmon, priced one and three 132 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,159 eight, Nick. 133 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:48,580 Yeah, maybe we could shift them job lot with the older decibel conversion tea 134 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:50,500 towels, eh, Arthur? Am I keeping you up? 135 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,760 What about this, then? Here you are. 136 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:57,060 A treat for all the connoisseurs of the original lo -fi. 137 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:01,500 600 cartridge cassettes for the Partridge family. 20 great seats. 138 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:06,720 I mean, not even second -hand Cecil would give a pre -decimal brass farthing 139 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,720 this trot, Arthur. 140 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,260 Second -hand? 141 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:14,640 Raymond, I'm very nearly proud of you. 142 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,640 Authentic Vietnamese cuisine, Cecil. 143 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,000 Culinary experience. 144 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:25,240 As walked by indigenous boat people. 145 00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:26,660 How would you know? 146 00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:28,210 You're happy to take? 147 00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:32,330 Mm, yeah, but anything nautical, I come over all queasy. 148 00:11:34,490 --> 00:11:35,490 The business. 149 00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:41,790 Cecil, as one of the more judicious collectors of contemporary history, I am 150 00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:47,630 a position to offer you a cornucopia of collective memorabilia dating back to 151 00:11:47,630 --> 00:11:48,630 the swingin' fifties. 152 00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:55,570 Such items as have been authenticated by a sound man on your actual antiques 153 00:11:55,570 --> 00:11:56,570 roadshow. 154 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:57,920 You know me, Arthur. 155 00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:00,700 If it has dust in it, I'm interested. 156 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:03,020 Have some more rice wine. 157 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,040 Yeah, 158 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,640 well, I'm not sure an apology's really good enough. 159 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:15,360 Yeah, you say you're sorry, but how do I know you really mean it? 160 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:20,300 Yeah, well, I think you're going to have to prove just how sorry you really are. 161 00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:22,580 What? 162 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:24,300 Yeah. 163 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:25,820 What, the pink one? 164 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:27,979 Uh -huh. 165 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:32,060 Yeah, yeah, I think that would do nicely. 166 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,460 Yeah. 167 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:34,800 Oh, I don't believe it. 168 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,240 No, no, no, no. 169 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,040 Here, listen, Amanda, I've got to run. 170 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:39,880 Yeah, tonight then, yeah? 171 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,180 Laters. Bye. 172 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,600 What do you think? 173 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:10,720 He didn't have to use language. 174 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,280 Not in public. 175 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,040 A courtly, not today, Arthur, thank you, would have sufficed. 176 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,260 Civility costs nothing, Raymond. 177 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,960 Which is more than I can say for Korean nosebag. 178 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,600 Yeah, well, if you'd listened to me in the first place, you could have saved 179 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,600 yourself a few sobs. 180 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:30,560 You've never fully comprehended the complex infrastructure of the free 181 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,560 system, have you, Ray? 182 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:36,790 If it ever got out that I had been caught in flagrante with what you so 183 00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:41,150 describe as unsaleable tat, a lifetime's dedication to entrepreneurial 184 00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:43,230 excellence would go straight down the porcelain. 185 00:13:44,230 --> 00:13:50,770 And if it ever got back to Taiwan, an entire economy would... would follow it 186 00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:51,770 down. 187 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:53,470 That's my new flatmate. 188 00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:56,130 Raquel, meet Uncle Arthur. 189 00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:00,930 Raymond, can you hear something? 190 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:03,430 Is that the door knocking? 191 00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:09,990 If I'm not mistaken, Dame Opportunity is waiting in the porch. 192 00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:48,350 1 ,200 including delivery, is it? 193 00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:50,230 Your final offer, you say? 194 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:54,290 I couldn't do it to you, Mr. Daly. I respect you too much. 195 00:14:56,890 --> 00:15:00,210 To accept a man's final offer without an appropriate counteroffer would be an 196 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:01,330 insult to his bargaining skills. 197 00:15:02,690 --> 00:15:05,950 Businessmen such as us thrive on the haggle. To deny the thrill would be 198 00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:06,950 disrespectful. 199 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:08,730 800. 200 00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:10,890 I know you're doing it for me, Mr. Nolan. 201 00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:12,670 1 ,000. 202 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,450 900. Done. 203 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,359 Plus the van. 204 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,360 Ah. 205 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,800 You deliver in the morning. 206 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:29,280 Look, if you like to divvy up while the ink's still wet, I'd quite understand. 207 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,460 A gesture of commercial goodwill. 208 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,820 Ah, you're a flamer out of Delhi, no mistake. 209 00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:41,700 Well, wind out family, you know. 210 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:45,180 A wily bunch of gypsies, right? It's the only word for them. 211 00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:47,930 The eyes of a saint and the tongue of an estate agent. 212 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:54,050 Mind you, when it comes to wheeler -dealer -ing, we're talking First 213 00:15:54,410 --> 00:15:55,870 Oh, you're not that bad yourself, Arthur. 214 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:59,910 I mean, from Racco to Goldfish, the number of prices at the pump there, St 215 00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:01,150 Maggie would have been proud of you. 216 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:02,710 Enterprising, Ray. 217 00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:03,970 Bordering on the competent. 218 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,210 But not to be compared with a great lady. 219 00:16:06,670 --> 00:16:11,090 I mean, flogging those national resources back to the taxpayer who owned 220 00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,810 the first place, I mean, that was impressive. 221 00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:17,450 If her friends hadn't pulled a rug from under her, she'd have had people queuing 222 00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:18,830 up to buy shares in fresh air. 223 00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:31,350 Why not? 224 00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:40,310 Come on, Alfred, let's have a go on this. No, no, no, no, that goes up and 225 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:41,370 Come on, miss. 226 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,240 We can't go in a teacup. 227 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,499 We've got the keys. 228 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,700 No, no, it goes round and round. 229 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,200 How about this? 230 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,960 What do you want to go on it? 231 00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:53,720 Left, right, right, right, what? 232 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:55,260 We're all left. 233 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:58,440 It's not the steering wheel, is it? No, it's not. Left, left, we're going left. 234 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,180 That's it, that's it. Get those kids. 235 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:02,840 Yeah, go get there. Go get there, get there, get there. 236 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,160 It's like the official size ball. 237 00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:26,180 Here, Sandy, this is the geezer we saw last week, isn't it? 238 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,440 Sarge! 239 00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:30,680 I told her you were out the last time. 240 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:31,900 Oh, tell her again! 241 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,480 She's very insistent, Sarge. 242 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:37,600 Wants a personal word with her little technical advisor. 243 00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:42,260 After your body, if you ask me. 244 00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:46,040 Mrs Mitchell, how nice to hear from you again. 245 00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:50,980 How best can I serve the needs of your most estimable little watch committee? 246 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:57,040 Ah, no, I think you'll find that transport is a matter that falls within 247 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:00,480 sphere of your purchasing officer, Mr Daly. 248 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:03,960 Oh, did he indeed? 249 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,920 Well, I suppose a man with 60 astronomical telescopes on his hands is 250 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,280 be a bit farsighted, isn't he? 251 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:18,460 Well, much as I appreciate the honour, Mrs Mitchell, that'll be my pleasure, 252 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:19,460 Mitchell. 253 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,460 She only wants me to take the check round to Daly for this unfavourable 254 00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:25,460 rip -off of his. 255 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:26,960 That's all. 256 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,560 No, no, no, two adults. 257 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:34,960 Hey, 258 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:38,520 come on, Ray. Come on, I won't tell if you won't. Have a go. 259 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000 What did you get? 260 00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:42,540 But you know they want to win. 261 00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:22,250 Is he in? Thank you. Is he in? 262 00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:29,770 I'm not going to scream this time. 263 00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:56,620 two adults oh get off yeah why not it's fun thank you 264 00:19:56,620 --> 00:20:00,960 very much 265 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,170 All in the good cause, Mr Morley. 266 00:20:57,470 --> 00:20:58,470 All in the good cause. 267 00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:11,490 I know, I know. I have a slip. 268 00:21:11,710 --> 00:21:12,529 Sorry, Arthur. 269 00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:13,970 I'm delighted to hear it, Randall. 270 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:17,790 I do not like to see my staff doing a full day's work on less than a full 271 00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:18,529 night's skip. 272 00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:22,890 Sorry? The unsaleable tap, as you so demeaningly described it. 273 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,680 Needs loading up and shipping down to the fairground, doesn't it? 274 00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:28,940 Before that smarmy bog -trotter Alexei comes to the same conclusion. 275 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,200 Come on, move. 276 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:37,900 Up a bit, up a bit. Yeah, Arthur, I know how to fire a gun, all right? 277 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,260 Take your pick, stand down. 278 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,600 No, mate, you keep it. 279 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:48,720 A touch more corporate loyalty, it wouldn't come amiss. 280 00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:53,090 Yes, no favors, Mr. Daly, but a finer array of quality prizes I've still yet 281 00:21:53,090 --> 00:21:54,090 give. Alexei. 282 00:21:54,770 --> 00:21:55,770 Absolutely. 283 00:21:56,510 --> 00:22:00,270 You know, the moment we struck our deal, I said to myself, careful, Alexei, this 284 00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:01,990 one's a sly boot. What's he after, I thought? 285 00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:04,970 Can't be the money. Oh, it is, it is. I'll show you it is. 286 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:06,450 Ah, 287 00:22:08,110 --> 00:22:09,310 you're a flamer, all right, huh? 288 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,930 A measly 900 for such quality merchandise? 289 00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:14,830 No. 290 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,520 Old Schleibutz was after something, I thought. Mr. Nolan. He's only got his 291 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,840 on one of me little gluttons, I thought. 292 00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:20,839 That's it. 293 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,760 Wants a piece of the real action, so he does. And here am I, all ready to insult 294 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,560 his intelligence by handing him over the money. 295 00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:31,500 He'd never forgive me. Oh, oh, yes he would. I'll come vouch for it. Only 296 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,920 to trade for one of me little gluttons. 297 00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:35,920 Am I right, or am I right? 298 00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:46,830 Go on, tell me what you see. 299 00:22:47,790 --> 00:22:48,789 Fruit machine. 300 00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:49,790 No, you don't. 301 00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:51,950 What you see are special fruit machines. 302 00:22:52,890 --> 00:22:54,090 You mean their rigs. 303 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,530 Let's say they're encouraged to pay for the bank. 304 00:22:56,730 --> 00:23:00,190 What makes them special is that they only pay out jackpots. Big ones, too. 305 00:23:00,190 --> 00:23:00,909 big ones. 306 00:23:00,910 --> 00:23:03,170 Fifty pound jackpots? You must be mad. 307 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,610 They're also customised to make a bit of a thong and dance about it, as you can 308 00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:12,610 see. 309 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:13,800 Pays time for time. 310 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:17,420 Indubitably. Especially a shop to feed the blessed thing four or five hundred 311 00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:19,200 quid before they even think of giving any back. 312 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,220 That's very nearly immoral. 313 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,500 I knew you'd approve. 314 00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:24,700 Glutton, the latter of them. 315 00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:27,020 With a thousand percent profitability ratio. 316 00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:28,420 A thousand percent? 317 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,680 Any machine that takes your fancy. Plus six hundred and crit wellingtons. 318 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,600 There, you've talked me into it. 319 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,180 You're a hard man, Mr. D. 320 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,760 But if those are your terms, you force me to accept. 321 00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:52,530 I think that was the door hammering away again. Was that a look you gave me, 322 00:23:52,530 --> 00:23:55,450 Raymond? Just choose one. Let's get out of here. That was definitely a look you 323 00:23:55,450 --> 00:23:57,330 gave me. I don't believe he talked you out of it. 324 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:59,630 Here you are, lad. Give him a whirl. Anyone you like. 325 00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:09,650 You haven't listened to a blind thing, have you? About being prepared. 326 00:24:09,930 --> 00:24:10,849 Dib, dib, dib. 327 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:14,130 Ever vigilant for that elusive little earner. He had the money in his hand and 328 00:24:14,130 --> 00:24:16,370 he talked you out of it. A little, little a look. 329 00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:18,740 And a tad's more listening, is my advice. 330 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,560 It was a deal, Arthur. He's done you for 300 quid. 331 00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:24,580 Like a gypsy's garden shed, isn't it? 332 00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:27,680 Look at this. It ain't worth three quid. He's had you on a wind -up, Arthur. 333 00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:30,540 It's a load of rubbish. 334 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,100 This will look right in a Winchester, though. 335 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,560 Arthur, it stayed with a beard on. Come and have a look at this one. 336 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,120 Arthur. 337 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,160 Come and find me. 338 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,600 Where are you? 339 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:49,880 Come and look at this. 340 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,320 Brand new. 341 00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:05,020 Arthur, I don't think these are what Alexei had in mind. 342 00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:08,000 Well, neither do I. 343 00:25:35,630 --> 00:25:37,190 Gives me great pleasure. Don't start it, Field. 344 00:25:40,730 --> 00:25:42,430 All in a good cause, Mr Morley. 345 00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:44,670 All in a good cause. 346 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:47,630 Dave. 347 00:25:48,050 --> 00:25:49,050 Large one. 348 00:25:52,310 --> 00:25:53,510 Gives 50p, will you? 349 00:25:54,570 --> 00:25:56,510 No objections if I play your machine daily? 350 00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:58,250 None at all, Mr Morley, none at all. 351 00:25:58,590 --> 00:25:59,590 Squander away. 352 00:26:03,810 --> 00:26:04,809 You're nicked. 353 00:26:04,810 --> 00:26:05,810 No gaming license. 354 00:26:14,830 --> 00:26:19,290 Ah, I think you're jumping to a misconception there, Mr. Morley. I was 355 00:26:19,290 --> 00:26:22,970 checking out the machinery prior to offering it to you for a watch commit 356 00:26:22,970 --> 00:26:23,869 charity bash. 357 00:26:23,870 --> 00:26:26,210 All profits go into a worthwhile cause, I think you'll agree. 358 00:26:26,650 --> 00:26:30,090 And what would that be then? The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to 359 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:31,370 Leprechauns. Eh? 360 00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:33,450 They're all Irish, Staley. 361 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,600 It's not legal tender hereabouts. 362 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:40,660 Tokens, Mr Morley. 363 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:41,880 Purely tokens. 364 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,500 Tokens, Dave. 365 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,040 Well, 366 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,140 you wouldn't expect me to flout the stringent gaming laws of this country 367 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:49,540 shelling out coins at a realm, would you? 368 00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:53,020 So what you're saying is, David, I don't cop the return on my 50p investment. 369 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,740 You could add fraud to the list of charges. 370 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,900 Dave, 50 from the tail, if you will. 371 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,700 Consider it the Winchester's contribution to tomorrow's charity 372 00:27:32,970 --> 00:27:34,070 That'll do. Here you are. 373 00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:37,390 Bangles are a pair. 374 00:27:37,550 --> 00:27:40,750 What? Bangles are a pair, not 50p. There's more glass. 375 00:27:42,570 --> 00:27:43,570 Here you are. 376 00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:45,670 Mickey Mouse money not accepted. 377 00:27:46,050 --> 00:27:47,050 What are you talking about? 378 00:27:49,190 --> 00:27:51,170 Republic of Ireland, 1988. 379 00:27:53,870 --> 00:27:55,410 Republic of Ireland, 1988. 380 00:27:57,530 --> 00:27:59,030 Republic of Ireland, 1988. 381 00:28:00,630 --> 00:28:01,630 Excuse me. 382 00:28:08,419 --> 00:28:13,360 All new, all Irish, and all the same date. So what's the SP, Arthur? First 383 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,640 they're in the fruit machine, then they're in my spare change. 384 00:28:15,940 --> 00:28:18,880 Note, the spare change which I acquired at the fairground. 385 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:22,220 I smell rodents, Ray. Big Irish ones. Get your coat. 386 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,720 This is all worth it, Arthur. We've got to get a closer look at those machines. 387 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,040 Two adults, please. 388 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,700 I want to know what they're up to. 389 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:54,680 Thanks, Bill. 390 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,800 Something to come for a quick job. 391 00:30:57,580 --> 00:31:02,780 Just get this one that you... 392 00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:05,280 You got it? 393 00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:06,660 I won't go. 394 00:31:07,780 --> 00:31:09,720 Why's it taking longer than the other one? I don't know. 395 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,280 Come on. 396 00:31:12,460 --> 00:31:13,460 Yep, that's it. 397 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,620 I've got this in. Yep, there you go. 398 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:20,639 There you are. 399 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:21,640 Full of money. 400 00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:22,700 A bit of new art. 401 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,300 Exactly. Get one of those out. Go on, rent one out. 402 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,460 I'll give you three guesses. 403 00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:35,020 It must be. 404 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,940 It must be what? It must be the same. 405 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,240 Arthur, what are you going on about? 406 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,560 The Dublin Mint Robbery, 1988, 200 Gransworth. The only reason I remember 407 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:43,580 because it was all insomniac. 408 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:45,300 Coins change. 409 00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:48,150 I thought at the time, typical, you know. Out with the washing, back at 410 00:31:48,330 --> 00:31:51,110 Makes you smug, do you reckon? Yeah. Why bring it all here? You could hardly 411 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:53,830 unload half a tonne of hot coinage on your own turf, could you? 412 00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:56,590 Even PC Paddy could run that. Hang on, hang on, look. 413 00:31:56,990 --> 00:32:03,970 What better way to smuggle a load of coins in but in a load 414 00:32:03,970 --> 00:32:04,970 of slot machines? 415 00:32:05,470 --> 00:32:06,510 Wood for the trees principle. 416 00:32:07,230 --> 00:32:09,970 It's my lovely money, Arthur. They can't spend it here. I thought you said they 417 00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:13,030 were all wiring. That is the only word for them, Ray. Put that back on. Give me 418 00:32:13,030 --> 00:32:14,030 that. Let's get out of here. 419 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,620 Alex is laundering it, or more accurately, in his case, rinsing it 420 00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:58,840 drip at a time, dropping it in with a change from the ghost ride. 421 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,280 Oh, he's admirable. 422 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:04,360 When you find a rogue Irish drapmer in your slummy from some fairground, you're 423 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,360 not immediately going to say, oh, I have inadvertently stumbled on some 424 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,800 international currency scam, are you? 425 00:33:09,060 --> 00:33:11,980 Of course not. You pass it on to the most likely -looking muggins that comes 426 00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:12,980 along next. 427 00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:15,440 Oh, you've got to hand it to these boys. 428 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,160 They'll be over for it. 429 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,180 Here, Arthur, if they're so smart, how long is it going to take them to spot 430 00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:29,860 that you've snitched one of their wooden horses? 431 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,240 Well, they won. 432 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:35,300 Arthur, the machine down the club, the one that you weren't supposed to take, 433 00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:38,660 the one that's full of their ill guns, they find out you'll end up more 434 00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:39,860 rearranged than Michael Jackson. 435 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:41,500 No worries, Bray. 436 00:33:41,940 --> 00:33:47,020 That particular machine is about to be transferred to the safe custody of our 437 00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:48,020 trusty boys in blue. 438 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,120 Oh, my God. 439 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,160 Dave? 440 00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:57,660 Dave! Dave, it's Arthur! 441 00:33:58,860 --> 00:33:59,860 Dave! 442 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,200 Dave! 443 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,239 David, it's Arthur! 444 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,360 Yes, 445 00:35:11,820 --> 00:35:13,160 but we don't accept coins. 446 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,020 Not when exchanging foreign currency. 447 00:35:16,460 --> 00:35:20,120 I know banks don't as a rule, Miss, but I thought, look, as these are fresh, and 448 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:24,020 you are the Irish trust bank, I mean, you can see for yourself that they are 449 00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:25,020 real McCoy. 450 00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:26,300 I'm sorry. 451 00:35:26,540 --> 00:35:27,540 It's all right, Carol. 452 00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:29,740 I'm sure we can stretch a rule. 453 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:32,920 If the gentleman would care to give me a few details. 454 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,780 Of course. I don't want to lug this lot back, do I? 455 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,320 So where's Dave, then? 456 00:35:39,859 --> 00:35:43,160 I'd hardly be puked with delirium if I knew, would I? Watch it, get safe. 457 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,720 When do you decide to go part -time? This is a business, not a day at the 458 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,740 And perhaps you'd like to shed some light on things before we all run out of 459 00:35:49,740 --> 00:35:53,680 Duracells. Oh, yeah, Sergeant Morley collected that first thing. What? Yeah, 460 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,760 before he went... No, no, no, apologies, I'll have to wait. 461 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:57,940 Where are we going, Arthur? 462 00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:02,240 Mr. Bacchus, please come to reception. 463 00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:06,180 Longford Sweet. 464 00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:08,700 Excuse me, my dear. Longford Sweet. 465 00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:19,620 Mr Morley! 466 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:21,920 What an unpleasant surprise. 467 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,360 Is this a private visit or can anyone get had over? 468 00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:28,300 Unkind, Mr Morley. Very unkind. 469 00:36:30,340 --> 00:36:34,320 Well, I am here today as a matter of social conscience. 470 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:36,760 That's what Hitler said when he invaded Poland. 471 00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:38,600 No, no, no. Seriously, Mr Morley. 472 00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:43,460 I have been giving careful consideration to the political ramifications of 473 00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:45,920 putting temptation in the path of upright citizens. 474 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:50,340 Good intentions notwithstanding. I mean, what is a prurient society going to say 475 00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:53,760 when it sees an esteemed body like the Watch Committee encouraging gambling? 476 00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:55,540 Look at the press, we'll have a field day. 477 00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:58,200 No, no, no, I'll get Ray to come round with a van and we'll take it away. Don't 478 00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,720 worry about it, Daly, it's all for charity. 479 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:02,920 So be it, Mr Morley. 480 00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:07,360 Now, I think I ought to tell you, this particular machine has not yet undergone 481 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:11,180 the rigorous reliability tests necessary for a daily guarantee. 482 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,540 I can't risk my reputation, or indeed yours, with iffy merchandise. 483 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,940 So I'll give Ray a shot. 484 00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:21,120 That seems to be working all right to me. 485 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,840 Good morning. 486 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,340 Can I be honest with you? 487 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:34,340 I have reason to believe that this particular machine does not play 488 00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:37,940 the Mark Whisser -Queensbury rules, if you get my drift. 489 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,220 You mean it's rigged? Well, let's say I cannot vouch for its provenance. 490 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,640 How much? 491 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:51,660 Unofficially. How much has some poor punter got to put in there before he 492 00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:52,660 result? 493 00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:54,660 100? 494 00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:56,900 150? 495 00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,460 Tell me if I'm getting warm. 496 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,060 500. I'll go and get Ray. We'll take the van round. 497 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:05,240 Like you said, Daly, it's all in a good cause. 498 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,320 Nothing there, I'm afraid. 499 00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:11,860 A director from Dublin office. 500 00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:14,160 There, I know it. 501 00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:22,620 Did you get them? Yeah. 502 00:38:23,089 --> 00:38:27,350 One DJ with matching money built. Oh, that's marvellous. And 600 quid's worth 503 00:38:27,350 --> 00:38:28,550 50p. Oh, that's lovely. 504 00:38:28,830 --> 00:38:29,850 What's going on, Arthur? 505 00:38:30,170 --> 00:38:32,970 I'm going to get the money out of that machine before Morley and Co. tweak. 506 00:38:33,170 --> 00:38:34,049 Oh, that's nice. 507 00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:35,070 That's how you're going to do that. 508 00:38:35,290 --> 00:38:37,050 I'm going to win it back. Start filling them pockets. 509 00:38:38,110 --> 00:38:39,590 All of them? Yeah, it's all of them. Go on. 510 00:38:47,830 --> 00:38:49,730 One old staff alert, director. 511 00:38:50,650 --> 00:38:51,650 Knew it. 512 00:39:05,279 --> 00:39:09,220 Obviously, after your windfall, I checked the back of the machine, and 513 00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:11,800 of this Irish funny money, so I took it down to bank. 514 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,500 Well, I can't tell you more than that, Sergeant Morley. 515 00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,220 Oh, yes, you can. 516 00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:19,140 You can tell us where Daly got the machine. 517 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,180 You had to pull me out. 518 00:39:44,660 --> 00:39:51,540 Come on, it's... Don't draw 519 00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:52,540 attention to us. 520 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,320 Steady? Yeah. 521 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:57,720 Go on. 522 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:00,900 Right. 523 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,500 Yeah. All right. 524 00:40:06,260 --> 00:40:07,700 It's number 59, aren't they? 525 00:40:20,010 --> 00:40:21,010 Yeah, fine, fine. 526 00:40:23,650 --> 00:40:24,650 Bumped into me. 527 00:41:03,530 --> 00:41:04,770 He's not at the lock -up. 528 00:41:05,790 --> 00:41:07,050 He's not at the car lock. 529 00:41:07,970 --> 00:41:08,970 He's not at home. 530 00:41:09,390 --> 00:41:10,830 We'd like to know where he is. 531 00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:14,430 Please. I've just dropped him off at the charity bash. 532 00:41:15,510 --> 00:41:16,509 What's your problem? 533 00:41:16,510 --> 00:41:17,890 I don't have a problem with sunshine. 534 00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:21,210 Tell Raymond what I do have. 535 00:41:21,550 --> 00:41:22,550 A warrant. 536 00:41:22,910 --> 00:41:27,190 A little match of 200 ,000 quid with a coinage, Nick, from the Dublin Mint. 537 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,480 I don't know. 538 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:32,820 We've had the fruit machines, we've had the funfairs, we've had the gypsies, the 539 00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:33,820 whole story. 540 00:41:34,580 --> 00:41:36,380 We've got Uncle Arthur surrounded. 541 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,060 It's called complicity. 542 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,920 Serious naughties, I'm afraid. 543 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:45,120 What is of immediate appeal is the thought of arresting Arthur in front of 544 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,940 those bleeding hearts that bought his ridiculous telescope. 545 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,880 Yeah, I wouldn't do that, Mr Morley. I know you wouldn't. No, I mean it. 546 00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:51,779 Arthur's innocent. 547 00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:52,759 No, I mean Morley! 548 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,140 I said Arthur's innocent. 549 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,760 And if you let me... 550 00:41:57,070 --> 00:41:58,290 I think I can prove it. 551 00:42:10,790 --> 00:42:11,790 What fun. 552 00:42:11,870 --> 00:42:14,110 Mind if I have a platter? Yes, I do. Go away. 553 00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:21,930 Another one, if you... Sure. 554 00:42:22,310 --> 00:42:25,430 I knew all along I should never have crossed bargain and swords with the 555 00:42:25,430 --> 00:42:26,430 of Arthur. 556 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,540 Schleyboots, or whoever they was, weren't they? 557 00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:33,540 Pick or pick? 558 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,800 Nah, Arthur would kill me. 559 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,200 What are you wants? 560 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,120 He's one of your new ones. 561 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:44,400 You know, Lexi. 562 00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:47,100 Like I picked up from before. 563 00:42:52,220 --> 00:42:53,220 Yeah. 564 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,480 One like this. 565 00:42:59,790 --> 00:43:02,310 Where is the conniving little scrot bike? 566 00:43:02,650 --> 00:43:03,830 I don't know, do I? 567 00:43:08,050 --> 00:43:10,730 I could try the Fairview Hotel. 568 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,680 Mr. Daly, please, we're here to try and prevent the crime. 569 00:43:46,940 --> 00:43:48,800 Oh, yes, Madam Chairman Hume. Personally. 570 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,320 Councillor Griffiths. 571 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,040 You don't want to let it get to you, man? 572 00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:58,900 What? No, no, no, don't let me keep you. To rest is not to do, darling, as they 573 00:43:58,900 --> 00:43:59,900 say. 574 00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:02,380 Come along. Let me introduce you to a few colleagues. 575 00:44:02,860 --> 00:44:04,180 Could be handy, if you never know. 576 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,640 There's some opportunities and all that. 577 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,800 Business opportunities, you're saying? 578 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,560 Shouldn't you answer that? There's a phone nearby. 579 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:12,840 It might be important. 580 00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:13,860 Answer what? 581 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:17,200 Damn 582 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:24,580 thing. 583 00:44:26,260 --> 00:44:27,260 This is the season. 584 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,200 Come on, come on. 585 00:44:41,069 --> 00:44:44,270 Where can I find Arthur, dearly friend? I think you'll find him in the Longford 586 00:44:44,270 --> 00:44:45,270 room, Squire. 587 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:16,500 It's all yours. 588 00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:31,680 Look, if Arthur was in on it with Nolan, why the panic to get the machine back? 589 00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,040 Proves he took the wrong one. 590 00:47:33,660 --> 00:47:37,240 The minute Arthur did twig what was inside it. Ah, so he did know what was 591 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:37,999 on then. 592 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:38,919 Originally, no. 593 00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,560 I mean, he'd hardly lend it to you for the old beano, would he? Knowing it's 594 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,820 packed full of stolen coins. 595 00:47:43,690 --> 00:47:45,570 That's what he's out there now, trying to win them back. 596 00:47:46,270 --> 00:47:51,050 So if you don't mind... I think we need your statement down the nick. 597 00:47:51,310 --> 00:47:52,069 Like what? 598 00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:53,070 Don't worry. 599 00:48:13,230 --> 00:48:14,490 long before you'd sell him, Sarge? 600 00:48:16,290 --> 00:48:18,290 And he's fed in a good 400 at least. 601 00:48:19,250 --> 00:48:20,950 It's all in a good cause, Field. 602 00:48:22,050 --> 00:48:23,310 It's all in a good cause.