1 00:01:14,039 --> 00:01:15,120 Well? I'm thinking. 2 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Don't, Arthur. 3 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:19,100 Let it all gush out. 4 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:23,480 Please. It's not a Spanish takeaway we're dealing with. It's art. 5 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:24,700 To be savoured. 6 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,140 Give us a blast of the ice cream one again. 7 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:34,340 Ray, Park Debbie's right. He has got something. 8 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,880 I feel the airs on the back of your neck standing on him. 9 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,920 Probably a draught. I'll have a look at the door. 10 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:42,180 You got the words? 11 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:43,480 Absolutely, Arthur. 12 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:51,120 Mind you, the kind of person you'll be selling these to, they'll probably know 13 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,120 that he's off by heart. 14 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,440 Playing in again, sir? 15 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:37,960 Just the ten? 16 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,360 Yes. 17 00:02:42,180 --> 00:02:43,600 Like snakes and ladders. 18 00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:45,840 Points. This game's saving. 19 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,760 Gradually building higher and higher and then whoosh! 20 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,160 Back to the start. 21 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:51,700 With it all to do again. 22 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,400 Still, if you had fun spending it... 23 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:02,418 Oh, are you careful? 24 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:03,820 That's great art you're chucking about. 25 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:06,600 Well, 101 operatic favourites for you to accompany. 26 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:07,960 Sing along a Luciano. 27 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:09,580 Brilliant. Can't see it myself. 28 00:03:10,420 --> 00:03:14,120 Extend your horizons, Ray. Look beyond Neasden and Pinner. It's a big world. 29 00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:15,420 So? 30 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:19,240 Amstead. What would someone in Amstead want? What would a posh periote take? I 31 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,240 know these people, Ray. 32 00:03:20,620 --> 00:03:24,020 They get home from work, park the L4 Sprung Doork, watch it in the drive, in 33 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:25,860 hot steaming bath with a G andT on the side. 34 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,360 Just right for a few choruses with Il Duce. 35 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:29,970 Get rid of all that executive stress. 36 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:33,430 I bet you don't shift half of them. That is the trouble with you, Raymond. Only 37 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:36,190 think about what you can get out of life, not what you can put into it. Come 38 00:03:36,190 --> 00:03:39,510 again? I am one of life's philanthropists, like Getty. 39 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:44,190 And like him, I am not averse to making a few pennies. But it is permissible to 40 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:45,490 do something for the greater good. 41 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:48,490 I didn't know you was interested in music, Arthur. What? 42 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:50,850 Brighton Grand, 1949. 43 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:53,290 Albert Sandler and his orchestra. 44 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:56,690 Music wafting across the dance floor in a haze of... 45 00:03:57,340 --> 00:03:58,620 Brilliantine and Midnight in Paris. 46 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,460 Erdendorff's Radiant in Chiffon. 47 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:04,960 Oh, I've seen what great art can do to a man. 48 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,240 What happened? 49 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,300 What? What happened? 50 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:13,600 Oh, I succumbed to the majesty of the experience, Ray. Went down on one knee, 51 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:14,640 took Erdendorff's hand. 52 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:16,740 The rest is history. 53 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,300 Yeah, but Arthur, I mean, about these tapes. 54 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:25,520 Raymond, these tapes will inspire people to great deeds. 55 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,080 And in spite of what you think, they will sell like hot cakes. 56 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,380 Daily into Europe. 57 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:14,900 Oh, hello, Dave. 58 00:05:16,260 --> 00:05:19,660 Ah, no, can't it wait, Dave? I'm rather heavily scheduled today. 59 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,580 Oh, all right, all right, all right. 60 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:26,000 I was going to have Ray drop one or two items into you, but I'll bring them 61 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 round myself. 62 00:05:27,180 --> 00:05:28,180 Yeah, yeah. 63 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:29,520 Yeah, all right. I'll see you later. 64 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:31,340 Tell her. 65 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:35,000 I think you've done this before, haven't you? 66 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,180 We can get on top of this. 67 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,480 You look like you've never had a finish. 68 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:50,510 Thank God for that. 69 00:05:50,810 --> 00:05:52,130 These eyes kill my stomach. 70 00:05:52,410 --> 00:05:53,410 What do you fancy? 71 00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:55,030 Haddock and chips. 72 00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:00,790 I'll make it a battered sausage. 73 00:06:06,010 --> 00:06:09,630 I thought we might sell a few over the bar to the more discerning customers. 74 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,890 Bang them next to the pistachio nuts. 75 00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:20,730 My problem, Arthur, what I need to talk to you about is... Fire away, Dave. Far 76 00:06:20,730 --> 00:06:22,090 be it from me to show a lack of sensitivity. 77 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:24,250 It's them beer mats, Arthur. 78 00:06:24,830 --> 00:06:25,830 Have a look. 79 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:30,350 Can your club get the old grey matter buzzing? 80 00:06:31,070 --> 00:06:32,690 What is it, Beekeepers Association? 81 00:06:33,130 --> 00:06:34,170 Have a deck out the back. 82 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:36,730 Answer this simple. 83 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:40,890 What animal, when sucked, secretes adrenaline? 84 00:06:42,450 --> 00:06:46,590 It's a toad. It's one of them useless bits of information you pick up. 85 00:06:47,030 --> 00:06:49,270 Anyway, we're in. Who is? 86 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:50,349 The Winchester. 87 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:55,050 Into the 1992 mega -knowledge, not our quiz, West London section. 88 00:06:55,410 --> 00:06:56,650 It's to be held here. 89 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:06,630 Copy machine's broken again. 90 00:07:07,540 --> 00:07:08,900 Sarge, the coffee machine. 91 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:10,680 Kaput. 92 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:12,580 Again. No, I'm sorry. 93 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:16,080 The pressure's a few perks on this job. We're not in it for the money, after 94 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,080 all. 95 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:20,920 You all right, Sarge? 96 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:23,840 Do you do this Tuesday morning business? 97 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:26,100 What Tuesday morning business? 98 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:29,700 Well, you know how you get. A bit tense. 99 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:32,160 I'm feeling perfectly all right, thank you. 100 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:34,600 In fact... 101 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,160 I'm beginning to feel immeasurably better. 102 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:41,720 Come on. 103 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:49,780 Well, we slaughtered Arthur. Hang on, me old man. It's keeping me awake nights. 104 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:51,260 How many per team? 105 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:52,540 I need three more. 106 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:53,740 Only three? Is that all? 107 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,360 There must be hundreds of budding Magnus Magnuses in here every day. 108 00:07:57,580 --> 00:08:02,320 I checked last night, Arthur. We have got two general certificates and about 109 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,540 years of suspended sentence between us. 110 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:06,580 Here, Arthur. 111 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,040 You wouldn't consider... No, no, no. Absolutely not. 112 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:13,360 Barbaric. Plundering the vaults of human learning for material gain. You are 113 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:17,100 worse than Ray. There's nothing sacred these days. I only did it for a laugh, 114 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,860 Arthur. The 1 ,500 quid prize money had nothing to do with it. 115 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:22,180 Well, 116 00:08:22,380 --> 00:08:23,380 well, well. 117 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,420 Council of War? 118 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,680 I don't know, Walter. What brings you this way? 119 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,200 I'm checking out the opposition. 120 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:30,620 Didn't you know? 121 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:32,840 It's my mob you're up against Saturday night. 122 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:34,100 A winning post. 123 00:08:34,419 --> 00:08:35,419 Appropriately named. 124 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:38,360 If there's any questions on crime and punishment, you should be all right. You 125 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,840 haven't been down to the Isle of Dogs lately, Arthur, have you? It's changed. 126 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,900 We got rid of the riff -raff. 127 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,780 It's all offices now. The doctor's surgery. 128 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:48,740 We've one or two in our team. 129 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,540 We've letters after their name. 130 00:08:51,020 --> 00:08:53,320 Yeah, well, it's our first time. 131 00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:57,680 I shouldn't get too wound up about it, Dave. As long as you and Arthur enjoy 132 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:01,140 yourselves. Well, Arthur's not actually... The thing is... 133 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:04,970 In any knockout, you're bound to get the odd mismatch. 134 00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:06,370 Isn't that right, Arthur? 135 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:09,810 Yeah, but is it Arthur... Just a minute. I think I'm getting slight 136 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:10,810 interference. 137 00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:12,390 I'm not quite with you, Walter. 138 00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:17,470 With respect, the Winchester's hardly a hive of learning, Arthur, and the name 139 00:09:17,470 --> 00:09:21,330 of Daly isn't going to send waves of fear crashing through the cerebral 140 00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:22,730 You are up against class. 141 00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:25,470 I don't care what we're up against. 142 00:09:26,030 --> 00:09:28,390 I don't care if we're up against Bamber Gascoigne. 143 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:31,310 I will not have you casting aspersions. 144 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:33,050 Now, look at that. 145 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:34,870 The A -team with brains. 146 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,510 There's still one short. 147 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:41,190 And if that R -daily is Bert's boy, I'll be surprised if he's got the hang of 148 00:09:41,190 --> 00:09:42,470 tying his shoelaces yet. 149 00:09:42,810 --> 00:09:46,190 Get out of here. I want to have that lad besmeared. Or Bert. 150 00:09:46,430 --> 00:09:49,250 Boris! Boris, come here. Someone wants showing up. 151 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:52,170 No need for that. Always the same with the dailies. 152 00:09:52,610 --> 00:09:54,350 Brute force over ignorance. 153 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:56,190 See you Saturday. 154 00:09:58,090 --> 00:10:00,630 Just like his dad. Full of aspersions. 155 00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:03,870 Arthur, are you and Ray really on a team? 156 00:10:04,090 --> 00:10:07,290 Dave, that man has woken a slumbering giant. 157 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:10,530 And the daily intellect is a terrible thing when it's rowed. 158 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,240 He looks like a crook, doesn't he? 159 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:41,820 They say you can't tell, but he's got it written all over his face. Might as 160 00:10:41,820 --> 00:10:44,320 well have a flashing neon sign on his forehead saying tea leaf. 161 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:47,540 Sarge, I can't imagine why he did it. 162 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:50,140 Ours is an open prison in every sense. 163 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,780 If he'd had any problems, he could have come to me. 164 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:57,000 With all respect, sir, dealing with men like this, best thing you can do is bang 165 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,060 them up and throw away the key. 166 00:10:58,380 --> 00:10:59,700 They don't respond to kid gloves. 167 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,160 He always struck me as quite a sensitive soul. 168 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,480 Scum, sir. 169 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,300 Unmitigated, hard -nosed filth. 170 00:11:05,939 --> 00:11:09,420 If I had my way. If the sergeant had his way, we'd have him back in here by tea 171 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:12,000 time. However, it may take a day or two. 172 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,440 No matter how keen we are. 173 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:18,480 Liberty. 174 00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:20,160 Adverse dictionary in our street. 175 00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:49,170 Excuse me. 176 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,250 What's your game? 177 00:11:51,390 --> 00:11:53,050 I'm looking for Arthur Daly. 178 00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:54,569 Oh, yeah. 179 00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:55,509 Oh, I'm sorry. 180 00:11:55,510 --> 00:11:56,550 Marty Goldbloom. 181 00:11:57,170 --> 00:12:00,790 I'm a friend of Arthur's. I did some work for him a few years ago. 182 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:04,730 You'd better come inside, then. 183 00:12:08,710 --> 00:12:09,710 This bloke. 184 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:11,950 Well, he's not dangerous. He's gone and walked about. 185 00:12:12,210 --> 00:12:13,210 He'll turn up again. 186 00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:15,570 Tuesday morning business. 187 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:21,200 hunched shoulders, irritable bowel, indigestion. 188 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:25,500 What? The money I have put by for my cottage in Whitby. 189 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:28,100 The broker who said he could invest it better, remember? 190 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,440 He's going to serve the rest of his sentence. 191 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:52,130 Raymond, the gauntlet is down. Get out those O -level certificates of yours. I 192 00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:53,890 want to have a look at them. Here, Arthur, there's an old friend of yours 193 00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:56,450 dropped in. Well, he'll have to drop out. Battle plans have got to be drawn 194 00:12:56,630 --> 00:12:59,790 Arthur, can't you spare five minutes? Raymond, I have been insulted by an 195 00:12:59,790 --> 00:13:02,830 intellectual lowlife. The bell has rung, seconds are out, and we've got to be 196 00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:05,510 quick putting the boot in. Suit yourself. I don't think it's very 197 00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:06,550 though. I mean, he's come all that way. 198 00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:09,150 Marty. 199 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,330 Marty Goldbloom. 200 00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:15,030 I cannot tell you what a pleasant surprise this is, Marty. 201 00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:17,670 Marty Goldbloom. 202 00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:20,480 Ray, a legend in these parts. 203 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:25,340 Marty, known to his friends as Brains. 204 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,580 Where is he, then? I don't know. 205 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:33,480 You shared a room with him before you were released. He must have talked. 206 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:37,500 Honestly, he never said a word. Honestly, it's something I take for 207 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,800 from the Salvation Army and the Archbishop of Canterbury. 208 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:43,630 What crooked, good -for -nothing lawbreakers. Mr. Anderson's a free man. 209 00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:46,650 done his time. And he agreed to help with our inquiries. Yeah, you've got no 210 00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:48,390 right to talk to me like this. I want him. 211 00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:51,510 Name, contact, now. 212 00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:55,710 We still got that big rubber truncheon? 213 00:13:57,850 --> 00:14:00,990 Don't you think it looks a bit odd, Arthur? I mean, all these pictures of 214 00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:04,890 Queen. Dave, imagine his boat ready to bring a smattering of class to any 215 00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:06,990 gathering, even a quiz night. Trust me. 216 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:11,260 What should I do with the cash the brewery sent over to decorate the place? 217 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:13,240 already taken care of that. It can defray the cost of this lot. 218 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,380 You've had all this since the coronation. 219 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:16,640 Storage, maintenance. 220 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:17,880 That's top quality gear. 221 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:20,780 Put a couple of pee on all the drinks and you'll be packed in here. 222 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:24,260 I've already told Ray to wag an extra load of salt on the peanuts. 223 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,380 Ray's all right then about being on a team. 224 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:29,700 Yeah, says he can't guarantee that his religious knowledge is immaculate. 225 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,220 Marty will take care of that. 226 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:32,840 Are you sure Marty's that good? 227 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,400 Dave, what he's got up here would tie Robin Day in knots. 228 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,760 Very grateful you are for doing this for me. It's a question of honour now, 229 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,420 isn't it, Dave? And you're still prepared to take on the captaincy? 230 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:45,740 It's doing my nerves. 231 00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:48,580 Some are born captains, some have it thrust upon them. 232 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,600 I consider myself in the former category. 233 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000 Afternoon, Raymond. 234 00:15:03,410 --> 00:15:04,890 We're looking for Uncle Arthur. 235 00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:06,690 I haven't seen him since lunchtime. 236 00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:08,370 Nothing wrong, is there, Sergeant? 237 00:15:08,730 --> 00:15:09,730 Not yet. 238 00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:15,570 Police harassment. 239 00:15:16,490 --> 00:15:17,790 America's got nothing on us, Marty. 240 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:20,610 Marty? 241 00:15:21,430 --> 00:15:22,430 Sorry, Ray. 242 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,390 Dropped a load of coins. 243 00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:28,370 William I. 244 00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:30,230 William II. 245 00:15:32,459 --> 00:15:33,459 Edward a professor. 246 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,160 Disraeli. 247 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,480 Oliver Cromwell. 248 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,320 Oh, God. 249 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:41,920 Excuse me. 250 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,220 Can you tell me anything about the Sirocco? 251 00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:46,560 Yeah, it's a hot wind or something, isn't it? 252 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,900 The Volkswagen Sirocco. 253 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,180 The blue one, on the forecourt. Oh, yeah. 254 00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:53,580 Sorry. 255 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,640 Excuse me, sir. 256 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:57,920 Do you mind? 257 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,300 We need to have a word with Mr Daly. 258 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,580 Popped back in the morning. We haven't found anything better by then. 259 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,640 You can't go imposing embargoes willy -nilly. 260 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:11,760 It is rather urgent. It better be. He was ready to part with cash. 261 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,360 If he doesn't come back, I'm going to want compensation. 262 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,940 Did you hear from Marty Goldblum by any chance? 263 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,560 Marty? 264 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:24,540 No, I... One of his roommates reckoned before he went AWOL, he often used to 265 00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:25,439 talk about you. 266 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:29,720 Roommate? Marty was staying at Her Majesty's place until last night. 267 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,620 when he went to put the milk bottles out and never came back. 268 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:36,080 Oh, modern prisons. It's an invitation to her. 269 00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:40,080 As far as the name's concerned, the mists are beginning to clear. 270 00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:43,960 There was a Marty Goldbloom. 271 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,180 Did a financial deal for me some time ago, but I haven't seen him since. 272 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,339 Good lad. 273 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,940 I bought my motor on the strength of it. 274 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,240 I'm delighted for you. 275 00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:55,180 Funnily enough, he did a deal for me as well. Oh, did he? 276 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:56,580 1989. 277 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,400 I'm still trying to claw back the 2 ,000 quid. 278 00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:00,790 Oh, that is shocking. 279 00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:02,610 I can understand your interest, Sergeant. 280 00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:04,530 I'm glad you see that, my friend. 281 00:17:05,329 --> 00:17:07,030 Don't be dark any time. Just give us a call, will you? 282 00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:09,069 Absolutely. I'll know where my loyalty's at. 283 00:17:09,369 --> 00:17:10,369 Good. 284 00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:14,630 Rest assured, if you forget, I'll have plenty of men keeping an eye on you. 285 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,050 How could you? 286 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,290 I'm sorry, Arthur. I was desperate. 287 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,750 Yes, I was creeping, but you didn't come knocking on my door. 288 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:32,060 You'd helped me out once, Arthur, and you were a legend inside. 289 00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:35,820 There were blokes who swore they wouldn't be where they were now if it 290 00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:36,820 for you. 291 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,100 Why'd you do it, Marty? You didn't have long to go. 292 00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:42,420 I was reaching breaking point, and I couldn't stand another minute. 293 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,480 If the old Bill get wind of this, you won't lack for company when you go back. 294 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,860 I'm not going back. 295 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,160 Marty, unless you want to spend the rest of your life tending a small holding in 296 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,400 Bolivia, you have got to serve the rest of your sentence. 297 00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:53,740 I'll go mad, Arthur. 298 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:55,360 Financial malpractice. 299 00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:57,450 Nobody gets banged up for that round here. 300 00:17:57,670 --> 00:18:00,130 Hitting people on the head and making off with a ghetto blaster, certainly. 301 00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:02,750 But nothing to do with writing. You have got potential. 302 00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:05,070 And you will waste it on the run from the law. 303 00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:07,790 You know he's right, Marty. You're going to have to give yourself up. 304 00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:11,430 Oh, um... You don't need to say who you were with. 305 00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:15,210 Shame. 306 00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:17,670 I'd been looking forward to that quiz. 307 00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:23,670 We mustn't be too hasty. 308 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,690 We need to pick the right moment for you to give yourself up. 309 00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:31,070 I have contacts in the fort and I might be able to arrange a sympathetic 310 00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:34,210 readmission. Whatever you say, Arthur. Keep down. 311 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:35,670 The streets will be crawling. 312 00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:37,010 Where are we going? 313 00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:38,330 Somewhere safe. 314 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,630 Don't speak a word of English. 315 00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:42,090 He's from Madrid. 316 00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:45,690 How long has he been staying? 317 00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:48,090 Well, it depends on this deal we're trying to wrap up. 318 00:18:48,450 --> 00:18:50,470 Is he part of your European arm, Arthur? 319 00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:53,350 Yeah, Ferdinand's sorting out some timeshares in Romford. 320 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:57,460 For those Spanish souls that are sick of sun and sangria, you know. Oh, I didn't 321 00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:00,480 know you were in it. But there are certain areas of my life that must 322 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:04,360 shrouded in secrecy. You know he's welcome, Arthur. He can have raised old 323 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,400 But wouldn't he be more comfortable in a hotel? 324 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:13,200 Uh, Doreen, normally I'd agree with you, but if word got out about his presence 325 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:16,740 in this country, it could infuriate his competitors back in Spain. 326 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:17,960 Say no more, Arthur. 327 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,600 Dealing on the, uh... Sly, exactly. 328 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,080 So keep an eye on him, will you? 329 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,920 Don't let him wander off on his own. 330 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,680 Oh, and if any of his Spanish colleagues turn up dressed as English policemen, 331 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:29,900 get them out of the back window. 332 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,740 Policemen? It's an old trick. Anything but non -woody opposition. 333 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,860 River dirty, Ferdy. 334 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,460 They'd seen him, all right. It's helping to look them down his face. 335 00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:45,860 Why don't we pull him in? 336 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:46,880 Special assessment. 337 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,000 You're retired opening a tin of pilchards without the key. 338 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,760 I thought you was going to drop him off at the station. 339 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:55,560 Look, I don't deny it was the right idea for him to give himself up, but it's a 340 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,560 question of timing. 341 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:57,720 Well, where is he now? 342 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:01,300 That Raymond can only be divulged on a need -to -know basis. 343 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,100 Suffice it to say, he's at a safe house somewhere in London. 344 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,260 Well, the net will be closing in on Arthur. 345 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,240 He's an asset we can afford to lose. 346 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,000 The worst comes to the worst. We'll see what he looks like in one of our indoors 347 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,540 frocks. Yeah, but is it worth it for a quid? 348 00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:15,320 It's not just a quiz. 349 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:19,060 You're putting a lot of responsibility on Marty's shoulders, Arthur. He got 350 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,060 three degrees. 351 00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:22,060 Look, if he's so bright, how come he's due in time? 352 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,280 Lack of confidence. 353 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,940 With three degrees, he's not confident. 354 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,540 Confidence is an inane thing. You can't learn it. 355 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,420 He had financial interest in a couple of companies that came under 356 00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:34,500 investigation. You know, the Inland Revenue, Customs, Excise, Fraud Squad, 357 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,680 usual thing. Nothing to worry about. 358 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:36,960 And what does Marty do? 359 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,780 Confesses. The whole lot. 360 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:42,160 Means his sentence wasn't too bad, but there was no need for it. 361 00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:44,910 A little bit of confidence to see it through to the end and he'd still be 362 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,370 Captain of industry. 363 00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:47,630 Arthur, let us quiz. 364 00:20:48,090 --> 00:20:50,950 I'm worried I'm going to let everyone down. There's nothing to worry about, 365 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:54,670 Dave. As soon as you hear a word you recognise, you whack the bell and Marty 366 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,569 will answer the question. 367 00:20:55,570 --> 00:20:58,670 Yeah, provided he's not back inside by then and us with him. Morley knows 368 00:20:58,670 --> 00:20:59,670 there's a connection. 369 00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:02,810 And that is all he knows. And as President Nixon said, a little knowledge 370 00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:03,810 dangerous thing. 371 00:21:04,370 --> 00:21:06,750 I'll relay this meeting to Marty at his secret house. 372 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:10,910 Read, digest and destroy. 373 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:12,570 Debrief later. 374 00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:15,850 Oh, that reminds me, Ray. 375 00:21:16,190 --> 00:21:19,490 Your mum found some magazines in your old school bag when she was tidying out 376 00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:23,290 your room. They were not auto car, and she'd like them removed next time you're 377 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:23,969 over there. 378 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:24,969 Mum said that? 379 00:21:24,970 --> 00:21:25,970 When did you see her? 380 00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:32,270 Arthur, you've dumped Marty on them, haven't you? 381 00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:34,350 Bert and Dorian were more than keen. 382 00:21:34,690 --> 00:21:36,830 Oh, never mind the risk. What are they going to talk about all day? 383 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,130 Less than you realise. 384 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:39,250 It was the only way, Ray. 385 00:21:39,790 --> 00:21:41,210 Oh, come on, let's get on with this preparation. 386 00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:47,290 Marty can only do so much, Arthur. 387 00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:50,030 It's the individual rounds I'm worried about. 388 00:21:50,330 --> 00:21:51,330 Individual rounds? 389 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:55,210 I thought it was, you know, there was three of them. One in an iron mask. 390 00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:59,270 Each for all and one for each. Three musketeers? Yeah. I thought you chipped 391 00:21:59,270 --> 00:22:00,269 if you knew the answer. 392 00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:03,190 Some of it's like that, but then there's all the individual stuff. You know, no 393 00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:04,970 conferring. Individual stuff? 394 00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:07,530 Oh, my God. 395 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,560 More sherry, Ferdinand. 396 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:24,700 Gracias. 397 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:39,500 Why? 398 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,680 Why should Daly risk himself for Goldblum? 399 00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:50,260 Here, Arthur, what are we meeting here for? 400 00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:53,080 It's the last place the old bill I think we're checking. We've got to start 401 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,760 honing our minds to the matter in hand. 402 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,120 Why don't you speak Spanish, Arthur? Troublesome though it may be, Marty, the 403 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:01,620 fact that you can't converse in the local lingo means Bert and Doreen can't 404 00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:02,620 you any awkward questions. 405 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:04,800 I don't feel too comfortable here, Arthur. 406 00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:08,100 I still owe the fine for a book I borrowed in 1970. 407 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,060 It's like third world debt, Dave. Nobody expects the money. Relax. 408 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:12,500 Shh. 409 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,760 Now, we've got to plan this quiz with military precision. 410 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,820 Our main concern is Marty. 411 00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:20,420 who is presently staying at a safe house somewhere. We all know where he's 412 00:23:20,420 --> 00:23:21,279 staying, Arthur. 413 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,820 Ray, we can't take any chances. We don't know who might be listening. 414 00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:25,060 Shh. 415 00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:32,820 Marty will remain there at all times until the quiz, apart from these 416 00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:36,740 Is all this really necessary? Ray, I have served in Her Majesty's armed 417 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,380 and what they drum into you there doesn't go away easily. 418 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:44,100 Now, I want a lean, mean quizzing machine come Friday, and that means 419 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,300 preparation. Shh. 420 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,950 Now, for the quiz itself, We need a strategy. 421 00:23:49,350 --> 00:23:53,050 Walter's team still looks favourite, Arthur. So did General Custer's till the 422 00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:55,450 opposition turned up. Dave, you take sports questions. 423 00:23:55,950 --> 00:23:57,710 Raymond, you take current affairs. 424 00:23:58,350 --> 00:23:59,350 All of them? 425 00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:01,890 I've seen your Sunday newspaper. It's too thick to go through the letterbox. 426 00:24:02,450 --> 00:24:06,410 Marty will handle literature, art, science, history, geography and 427 00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:07,810 I'll take all the rest. 428 00:24:08,150 --> 00:24:09,150 What's left? 429 00:24:09,330 --> 00:24:10,990 Famous catchphrases, things like that. 430 00:24:11,290 --> 00:24:13,390 This is not the local wine lodge. 431 00:24:13,950 --> 00:24:15,850 You've been asked to moderate your voices. 432 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,420 As you're incapable, I shall have to ask you to leave. 433 00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:23,660 I'm very sorry. We didn't know the rules. I've never been here before. 434 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:25,920 Dave, we have every right to be here. 435 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,340 We're taxpayers going about our lawful business. 436 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,080 It is our God -given right. 437 00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:36,660 And don't come back! 438 00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:37,900 I shall write to the council. 439 00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:41,500 Keep me muted, for God's sake. We don't want to flash our wares to all in 440 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:44,360 sundry. Me and Ray are going to check out the opposition. 441 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,180 suss out their Achilles' elbow. 442 00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:49,840 You two get home and get revising. And for God's sake, only eat fish. 443 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,540 It's good for the... What's his name? 444 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,420 What a lot of fish. 445 00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:59,500 Sergeant, the DI asked if we could check the possible leads on the petrol 446 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,499 station, John. 447 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,340 Yeah, sling them in the trail. Please do it later. 448 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,200 He did say it was urgent. 449 00:25:05,060 --> 00:25:06,060 Fine. 450 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:11,000 Why is Daly lying about Goldblum? 451 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:14,360 A $64 ,000 question. 452 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:19,400 There must be a deal, which means they've got to be meeting. 453 00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:25,980 I want you on Daly's tail, everywhere he goes, till he leads us to Goldblum. 454 00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:33,240 Hello, Dave. Can I have a lager, please? 455 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:34,539 Sure, bye. 456 00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:35,540 Yeah, please. 457 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,140 1872, must be the dry Kaiser Bund. 458 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,920 And Franz Ferdinand was assassinated in Sarajevo when? 459 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,480 20th of June, 1914, by Serbian nationalists. 460 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:53,080 And the Drei Kaiserbund was effectively at an end by 1879. 461 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,280 Hurry up, Arthur. 462 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,260 They seem quite reasonable on this street. 463 00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,620 Yeah, people are looking at us. 464 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,720 Hold on, they're breaking up. 465 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,460 Everything seems solid enough. I don't think the Winchesters are going to be 466 00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:08,060 much trouble. One thing. 467 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,920 If their captain offers to sell you anything, don't touch it. 468 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,920 It'd be either bent or broken. 469 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,040 Well, 470 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,040 no obvious chink in the armour. 471 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,220 I think the best thing is for us to continue with our own preparation. 472 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:27,400 That suits me. I've got a shield, I've got a date on. Raymond, forget dates. 473 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:31,000 If you want to move up in the tie -wearing arm of this operation, you've 474 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000 show more dedication. 475 00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:35,020 You've got some serious brain work to do. Come on. 476 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,960 I'm sure we had a copy of El Cid somewhere. 477 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,280 Here. What do you reckon you'd like? 478 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,920 Porridge. 479 00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:49,060 Porridge? 480 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,880 Give us another. 481 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:57,100 All right. 482 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,800 What is the capital of Abyssinia? 483 00:26:59,060 --> 00:27:00,500 Where? Abyssinia. 484 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:01,980 No, there's no such place. 485 00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:04,900 Of course there is. I'm looking at it. It doesn't exist. 486 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:09,730 Raymond. Not six inches from my nose is a glorious technicolour picture of a 487 00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:13,730 bloke in a grass skirt and he's in Abyssinia. It's called something else 488 00:27:13,790 --> 00:27:15,610 That makes years out of day. Fair enough. 489 00:27:16,090 --> 00:27:17,250 Tell me what it's called now. 490 00:27:17,530 --> 00:27:18,530 Country or a capital. 491 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:19,670 Either. 492 00:27:19,690 --> 00:27:23,230 I'd have got Frankenstein's monster if I'd known educational standards had 493 00:27:23,230 --> 00:27:24,169 slipped this far. 494 00:27:24,170 --> 00:27:24,969 What do you mean? 495 00:27:24,970 --> 00:27:27,270 We're relying on you. Not long out of school. 496 00:27:27,530 --> 00:27:28,530 Qualified. 497 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:33,460 Your mum took in ironing so you could have a decent school blazer, and this is 498 00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:34,339 how you repair. 499 00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:36,700 Look, I never wanted to be in a team in the first place. 500 00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:41,100 And it wasn't me who thought of mice and men was a council pest control manual. 501 00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:44,880 Raymond, the choice quota on this one is nil. Your name is written in blood, 502 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,200 you're on the team. So brush up on your general knowledge. 503 00:28:05,470 --> 00:28:06,470 Hey, it's Ethiopia. 504 00:28:06,910 --> 00:28:07,910 What is? 505 00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:09,390 Abyssinia. It's called Ethiopia now. 506 00:28:09,710 --> 00:28:11,950 Well, you're about a week quicker than that on the night, my son. Well, if they 507 00:28:11,950 --> 00:28:13,670 ask that, I guarantee I'll be in like a shot. 508 00:28:13,910 --> 00:28:15,750 Decent preparation, methodical planning. 509 00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:17,130 No worries here. 510 00:28:17,290 --> 00:28:18,269 What is it? 511 00:28:18,270 --> 00:28:21,470 Encyclopedia. I bought a job lock when Freddie Jenkins burnt down his old 512 00:28:21,470 --> 00:28:25,030 school. Now, brush up on any area you're rusty in. I'll take the other volume. 513 00:28:25,230 --> 00:28:26,189 Other volume? 514 00:28:26,190 --> 00:28:28,050 Yeah, I've been knocking them out with 20 quid a pair. 515 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,920 Tray's been slack, has it, Arthur? 516 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,360 Why, do you think I'm overpricing them? 517 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,640 There's supposed to be 24 other volumes. They're alphabetical. 518 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:44,020 You've been given a batch of eight of these, which means that unless we get 519 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:46,640 questions on the aardvark of the Battle of Britain, we're stuffed. 520 00:29:09,010 --> 00:29:10,310 One, please. Cheap seats. 521 00:29:10,810 --> 00:29:12,490 They're all £5 .50, sir. 522 00:29:13,130 --> 00:29:16,430 No wonder chart nesting looks well. 523 00:29:16,770 --> 00:29:17,990 Which one did you want to see? 524 00:29:18,470 --> 00:29:19,470 The one that's on this week. 525 00:29:20,030 --> 00:29:22,130 There's six choices today, sir. 526 00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:24,510 Number one, I'm not bothered. 527 00:29:25,570 --> 00:29:26,730 I'm here for a newsreel. 528 00:29:27,050 --> 00:29:28,110 Resume of world events. 529 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,120 Oh, my God. 530 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,160 Arthur. 531 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,680 Oh, Tad. 532 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,340 I thought I'd gone in a back entrance to Smithfield. 533 00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:11,840 It's the style these days, Arthur. I mean, they don't leave much to the 534 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:15,680 imagination. An experience like that could haunt you for life. I remember as 535 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:19,280 it was yesterday, dragging young Ray, screaming at a Bambi when he was so 536 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,320 They are impressionable at that age. 537 00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:22,960 He wanted to stay. 538 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,220 I didn't sleep properly for days. 539 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:29,840 You should have left as soon as it got nasty off. I was waiting for the buffet. 540 00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:32,560 Seemed an effective way of broadening the mind. 541 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,500 Turns out they haven't been running them for years. 542 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,140 Look, I've been doing a bit of background myself. 543 00:30:39,860 --> 00:30:41,340 Look and learn, 1969. 544 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,660 I can't help thinking, Dave, we need a more reliable source of information than 545 00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:46,660 that. 546 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,240 Where from? 547 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,240 We'll discuss it later. 548 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,940 Hangar 45, speaking. 549 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:31,140 Yeah? 550 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,199 Where? 551 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,200 You sure? 552 00:31:36,740 --> 00:31:37,780 Was he on his own? 553 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,200 Let me guess. 554 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:42,800 Ray Daly. 555 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:44,740 I'll be right there. 556 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:56,710 I feel a bit dizzy, Arthur. 557 00:31:57,170 --> 00:31:58,650 Relax. It's good for you. 558 00:31:59,030 --> 00:32:00,450 I could murder a drink. 559 00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:03,970 This is absolutely necessary, Arthur. It's killing me. 560 00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:05,730 I'm surprised at you, Marty. 561 00:32:06,130 --> 00:32:09,870 There's a great tradition of business being conducted over a steam -up. In 562 00:32:09,870 --> 00:32:10,870 Egypt, Arthur. 563 00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:15,790 We... We've got to be on our guard. 564 00:32:16,590 --> 00:32:17,590 Marty's off property. 565 00:32:18,050 --> 00:32:19,350 He's not the only one. 566 00:32:20,450 --> 00:32:23,690 The longer he stays on the loose, the harder the law is going to try and catch 567 00:32:23,690 --> 00:32:24,690 him. 568 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,200 Hey, Pepsi! 569 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:45,560 Police! I don't care if you're shallow bloody homes, you still can't go in. Not 570 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,560 without gear on. 571 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,440 Yeah, but Arthur, it doesn't seem five minutes since you were telling me 572 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,280 things were above profit. It is not the prize, Ray. 573 00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,700 It is something more. 574 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,940 If it's not the wedge, why are we sweating cobs trying to hide the bloke 575 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:06,760 been drafted in to make sure we do win? Can't we just enjoy the occasion? Look, 576 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,380 you'll understand one day, Ray. 577 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,160 Meanwhile, remember the words of Captain Scott. 578 00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:13,060 You don't get nothing for coming second. 579 00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:15,740 Marty, are you all right? 580 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,120 You're all pale. 581 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,280 I feel sick. 582 00:33:19,260 --> 00:33:22,080 Here, go through there and have a splash in the little warm pool. 583 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,540 Are you sure that's a good move, Arthur? 584 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,640 Here, hang on, Marty. 585 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,720 Come on out loud, Arthur. It's iced water. You're going to kill him. 586 00:33:41,169 --> 00:33:42,750 Imagine how quick you can get out, innit? 587 00:33:43,450 --> 00:33:45,470 I'll feel naked without my warrant card. 588 00:33:45,830 --> 00:33:46,830 Get back here. 589 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:54,530 Get out of the room! 590 00:33:57,870 --> 00:33:58,950 Be calm here, Aches. 591 00:33:59,310 --> 00:34:00,430 I'll check before you arrive. 592 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,600 Mr. Morey! What a pleasant surprise. 593 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:22,659 I thought it was Peter O'Toole coming through the A's. I was wondering where 594 00:34:22,659 --> 00:34:23,659 you'd left your camel. 595 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,560 Where's Marty? 596 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,540 Sorry, Marty who? 597 00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:30,420 Your nephew has been coming in here with Marty Goldblum. 598 00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,320 Sarge? Ray's not here. 599 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,280 Get after them! 600 00:34:35,739 --> 00:34:36,738 Afternoon, Sergeant. 601 00:34:36,739 --> 00:34:38,620 I told Arthur we'd start a craze. 602 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,120 Shall I check? 603 00:34:40,219 --> 00:34:41,219 What do you think? 604 00:34:44,940 --> 00:34:46,219 Why don't you sit down, Mr Morley? 605 00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:48,380 Or are you sweating enough? 606 00:35:10,090 --> 00:35:14,530 And now, module four of the Open University's History of Ancient Greek. 607 00:35:15,370 --> 00:35:20,590 The Peloponnesian War, 400... Come 608 00:35:20,590 --> 00:35:24,270 on, Marty, shake the leg. 609 00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:28,730 Ray, I'm not sure I can take much more of this. Well, I had to make do with a 610 00:35:28,730 --> 00:35:29,730 sofa. 611 00:35:30,290 --> 00:35:33,410 Paella every meal. The dawn chorus of Eviva España. 612 00:35:34,270 --> 00:35:37,150 I don't wish to appear ungrateful, but I'm more of a prisoner here than I was 613 00:35:37,150 --> 00:35:39,310 inside. At least there I could speak English. 614 00:35:39,630 --> 00:35:40,790 Oh, it's only till after the quiz. 615 00:35:41,070 --> 00:35:42,690 Hey, listen, I've got a cardboard box downstairs. 616 00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:44,830 Get dressed and practice crouching inside. 617 00:35:45,650 --> 00:35:48,810 Inside? Yeah, I've got to pick up some stuff for Arthur. But I'll be back later 618 00:35:48,810 --> 00:35:49,788 to take you to the quiz. 619 00:35:49,790 --> 00:35:51,610 I'm not getting inside a cardboard box. 620 00:35:51,870 --> 00:35:54,770 It's got air holes in it. Arthur's idea. Good cover. I'll catch you later. 621 00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:56,370 Si, senor. 622 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,360 So he's not actually a friend of yours, then? 623 00:36:14,060 --> 00:36:15,400 Not personally. 624 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:19,180 But you know who I mean, the cabbie, Gil Supremo. Yes, you've asked me. I 625 00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:22,660 wouldn't mind a few pointers, you know, mastermind, general knowledge. Stop it, 626 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,340 please. How many hours sleep a night do you try and get? 627 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,320 Add the ride on me. 628 00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:29,360 Go and upset someone else. 629 00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:35,020 That cabbie's a complete addict, Ray. 630 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:37,980 I merely wanted to avail myself of his expertise. 631 00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:40,840 No intention of making a bid for the leather chair. 632 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,680 A few books was the brief, Ray. 633 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,040 Just to jog the memory. 634 00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:46,560 We can do some more, Arthur. 635 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,280 It's a lot to scratch the surface. 636 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,980 I only hope you can sleep nights when you think of the state of the 637 00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:54,700 Arthur, it's Bert on the phone. About Marty. 638 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,040 Ray's on his way. 639 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,960 It's too late. Marty's done a runner. 640 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,260 Look, Arthur, what are we going to do? 641 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:07,240 Burn the place down. 642 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,560 What? They'll cancel the quiz. We'll move to alternative premises. 643 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,520 You got any petrol out the back? No, we can't do that. That deal you did with 644 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:18,580 the Kuala Lumpur Building Society, it only covers us for flash floods and 645 00:37:18,580 --> 00:37:21,780 hurricanes. What's the weather forecast like? He still might turn up, Arthur. 646 00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:23,240 Yeah, with Lord Lucan as an escort. 647 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,840 I find your optimism ill -placed, Ray. 648 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,560 Where are you going now? I am not marching into battle one short. I'm 649 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,600 find us a fourth man. 650 00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:34,220 Great thoughts. 651 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,860 It's the last time you drive that blinker, Carter. I'll get my insurance 652 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,040 God. 653 00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:55,540 Look, what can I say to persuade you, Billy? 654 00:37:57,060 --> 00:38:01,140 Yeah, I realise that. But look, wedding anniversaries happen annually. 655 00:38:01,740 --> 00:38:03,600 You miss one year, you can make it up the next. 656 00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:06,840 Yeah, I know she's very particular. 657 00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:08,620 Well, bring her with you. 658 00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:10,720 Show her the bright lights. 659 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,600 Tower Bridge, Houses of Parliament, Lounge Bar at the Winchester. 660 00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:17,990 All right, Billy, fair enough. 661 00:38:18,210 --> 00:38:22,050 Here, listen, Billy, before you go, have you heard of Kubla Khan? 662 00:38:24,830 --> 00:38:26,450 Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought. 663 00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:29,110 The question is, did he bat or bowl? 664 00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:33,030 I mean, I like a bit of healthy competition, Dave, but it's Arthur. 665 00:38:33,330 --> 00:38:34,470 He's always going overboard. 666 00:38:35,130 --> 00:38:36,910 Can hardly blame Mighty for legging it. 667 00:38:37,170 --> 00:38:38,870 Shifted from pillar to post and for what? 668 00:38:39,690 --> 00:38:42,250 It's far more important things in life than a pub quiz. 669 00:38:43,550 --> 00:38:44,950 I think you should know, Raider. 670 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,500 Arthur never wanted to be on this team. I did ask him, and he refused. 671 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,620 Then this winning post -captain, he started shooting his mouth off. 672 00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:56,540 Well, he and Arthur's family, they go way back. 673 00:38:56,820 --> 00:39:01,500 They'd never been the best of friends, and, well, things were said. 674 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,819 What things? 675 00:39:02,820 --> 00:39:04,100 Well, things about your dad. 676 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:05,760 And you. 677 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,200 No, Arthur wouldn't have that. 678 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:09,720 Not about family. 679 00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:16,529 What happened? 680 00:39:16,530 --> 00:39:18,170 I can't get a replacement for Marty. 681 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:22,350 The nearest was Chico Mendes over at Tommy Smith's scrapyard, but he is 682 00:39:22,350 --> 00:39:24,450 presently visiting his sick grandmother in Buenos Aires. 683 00:39:25,210 --> 00:39:28,210 Look, Arthur, I don't think I've been giving you as much support as I could 684 00:39:28,210 --> 00:39:31,010 done, but I want you to know I'm right behind you now, and I've been working on 685 00:39:31,010 --> 00:39:33,350 some systems that we... No, no, no, Ray. No, no systems. 686 00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:34,570 I'm done with systems. 687 00:39:34,630 --> 00:39:38,170 I shouldn't be trying to cram stuff in where it don't want to go. Not at my 688 00:39:38,690 --> 00:39:40,170 So alcohol's a solution. 689 00:39:40,490 --> 00:39:43,690 Whoever said the taking part and not the winning was important obviously won 690 00:39:43,690 --> 00:39:44,690 everything they ended for. 691 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,640 What are you doing here? 692 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,380 Arthur, I'm sorry. 693 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:53,040 What? I can't cope. All the hiding, the foreign stuff. 694 00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:54,720 I just want to go back to prison. 695 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:56,020 You can, you can. 696 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,040 After the quiz. 697 00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,740 I can't think straight, Arthur. 698 00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:03,000 I'm no use to you. Let me be the judge of that. 699 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,800 Now, you get stuck into a couple of edifying volumes and you'll soon 700 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:07,759 the old magic. 701 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,180 I tried to hand myself in. 702 00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:10,380 He was there. 703 00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:14,300 Morley. The cottage in Whitby. He'll kill me. Now, deep breaths, Marty. 704 00:40:15,050 --> 00:40:16,050 One thing at a time. 705 00:40:18,310 --> 00:40:20,910 He's lost it, Arthur. No, no, no, it's just prequel. He's jitters. 706 00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:24,290 Oh, my God, he's tired and emotional. 707 00:40:24,510 --> 00:40:25,530 Ray, put the kettle on. 708 00:40:25,970 --> 00:40:28,970 Four sugars and half a dozen synaptogens. Arthur, look at him. He's a 709 00:40:28,970 --> 00:40:32,530 wreck. He hardly knows the time of day, never mind anything more complicated. 710 00:40:33,870 --> 00:40:35,290 He's a non -starter, Arthur. 711 00:40:35,710 --> 00:40:38,630 Best thing for him is to get him back to his old cell and have plenty of rest. 712 00:40:38,950 --> 00:40:41,710 Oh, it's like having George Best in the starting line -up and finding out he's 713 00:40:41,710 --> 00:40:42,710 forgotten his boots. 714 00:40:43,820 --> 00:40:45,020 All right, go on. 715 00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:48,200 Make sure you see Field and get back here pronto. 716 00:40:48,820 --> 00:40:51,640 Meanwhile, Dave and I'll do what any Englishman would do in our position. 717 00:40:52,060 --> 00:40:53,060 What? 718 00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:54,660 Cheat. 719 00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:01,340 Very good. 720 00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:05,180 I'm sorry, it's closed. Until seven. 721 00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:07,040 By first, only for learning. 722 00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:08,540 I beg your pardon? 723 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,500 The quiz, later on. I can't wait. 724 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:12,320 Oh, you're coming. 725 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,980 Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world. 726 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:16,180 Oh, the atmosphere. 727 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,140 You can feel it already. 728 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:22,480 Can you? You know, I reckon you blokes ought to get medals. 729 00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:26,060 Thank you very much. Yeah, I was saying to her indoors only the other day, those 730 00:41:26,060 --> 00:41:29,240 blokes who organise the quizzes don't get the recognition they deserve. 731 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:33,240 I mean, turning cultural deserts like this taproom into eyes of learning. 732 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:38,240 We, uh, do our best. No, no, no, you do more than that. You perform miracles. 733 00:41:38,990 --> 00:41:42,150 In point of fact, I'm achieving a great personal ambition in taking part in 734 00:41:42,150 --> 00:41:42,968 tonight's spectacle. 735 00:41:42,970 --> 00:41:45,470 Really? Yeah. Arthur Daly, captain of the Winchester. 736 00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:47,070 How do you do? 737 00:41:48,730 --> 00:41:49,549 What's this? 738 00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:53,410 Well, as I say, you work miracles, civilising the masses. You deserve a 739 00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:55,410 and that is it, from all in the Winchester team. 740 00:41:55,630 --> 00:41:58,230 Mr Daly, I believe you are trying to bribe me. 741 00:41:58,570 --> 00:42:02,110 Has it worked? No. How dare you suggest such a thing, a man in your position? 742 00:42:02,330 --> 00:42:03,470 You'll be ashamed of yourself. 743 00:42:04,750 --> 00:42:07,030 I only hope you can look me in the eye this evening. 744 00:42:14,529 --> 00:42:16,070 Global. Hold up. Come here, Daly. 745 00:42:16,930 --> 00:42:19,910 What have I just overheard from a couple of gossiping helmets in the car, B? 746 00:42:20,310 --> 00:42:21,390 You're not paying care, I thought. 747 00:42:22,090 --> 00:42:24,690 Mr. Daly persuaded Goldman to give himself up. To you? 748 00:42:25,150 --> 00:42:26,150 He wouldn't do it otherwise. 749 00:42:26,390 --> 00:42:28,010 Sorry you missed it, Sergeant Morley. 750 00:42:28,510 --> 00:42:31,130 Where do you think you're going? I can't hang around. Sorry. I'm afraid you 751 00:42:31,130 --> 00:42:32,410 must. Oh. 752 00:42:33,630 --> 00:42:35,470 I think I can feel a statement coming on. 753 00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:39,040 I'd like to play some part in tying up this case, however small. 754 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,360 I've got a date. 755 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,420 At least routine, Raymond. I'm sure she'll understand. 756 00:42:42,900 --> 00:42:43,980 She won't. It's Arthur. 757 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,800 Let's do it. 758 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:04,080 We'd better get going, Arthur. I mean, we can't wait any longer. Keep calm. 759 00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:07,980 Ray was our last hope. Well, perhaps he's squeezing in some extra revision. 760 00:43:08,580 --> 00:43:10,260 Any luck with that, Quizmaster? 761 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:11,500 No, Dave. He's bent. 762 00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:12,860 Couldn't touch it. 763 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,100 I thought it was. 764 00:43:23,260 --> 00:43:25,220 Brazil. Everyone else speaks Spanish. 765 00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:29,360 Nice one, Walter. The Treaty of Brest -Litovsk between... 766 00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:34,540 Russia, Germany, Austria -Hungary and their Allah. I can't help feeling sorry 767 00:43:34,540 --> 00:43:35,680 for dear old Arthur. 768 00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:37,420 Ideas above its station. 769 00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:40,380 Let people gaze up at the stars by all means. 770 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,620 As long as they realise the gutter is where they belong. 771 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,580 I know who it is, but I can't remember his name. 772 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:53,220 Einstein. Apple fell on his head and he got out of his bath. 773 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,080 Yeah, here. 774 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,720 Some important dates on it, including... 775 00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:02,620 Arsenal's best back four from their double winning team. Ray says you always 776 00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:03,558 one of them questions. 777 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,920 Practice blowing your nose with it so that you can read it. 778 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,520 Be prepared. 779 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,120 Remember Agincourt. 780 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,600 I should do it. 781 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,880 No, I just have to read it back to you, Raymond. 782 00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:44,220 Where's he 783 00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:50,180 got to? 784 00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:55,940 I'm sorry, Mr. Bailey. We can't wait any longer. 785 00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,340 I want to see the referee. 786 00:44:57,700 --> 00:44:59,720 I am the referee, and I'm going to begin the competition. 787 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,980 Hold up. Contact lens come out. Nobody move. 788 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:08,020 I didn't know you. Get a grip, referee. 789 00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:09,260 He's time -wasting. 790 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,640 Who said that? 791 00:45:11,180 --> 00:45:13,840 Find Ray Daly. 792 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,200 Perfect. Sorry to have kept you. You may go, Raymond. 793 00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:19,460 Cheers. 794 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,090 Look. Either start this game or award it by default. 795 00:45:27,370 --> 00:45:28,308 Here, careful. 796 00:45:28,310 --> 00:45:30,330 Watch. You're troubling on it. 797 00:45:30,950 --> 00:45:33,490 I've got a spare pair in my office, Your Honour, if you wouldn't mind. 798 00:45:33,890 --> 00:45:34,729 I'm sorry. 799 00:45:34,730 --> 00:45:35,730 I'm starting. 800 00:45:35,910 --> 00:45:37,430 You have to be out of here by 11. 801 00:45:38,170 --> 00:45:40,670 Here, I appreciate the lift. We'd better shoot through the traffic in your 802 00:45:40,670 --> 00:45:44,810 motor. Two against four. Hardly seems fair. Especially when you see the other 803 00:45:44,810 --> 00:45:46,350 team. Talk about taking it seriously. 804 00:45:46,550 --> 00:45:48,370 I know what you mean. That's why I gave up. 805 00:45:48,590 --> 00:45:49,388 Gave up? 806 00:45:49,390 --> 00:45:51,610 Yeah. It was the main man back home. He's the perfect boy. 807 00:45:52,590 --> 00:45:53,850 You got anything planned this evening? 808 00:46:00,170 --> 00:46:02,350 Winfrey, what is a sitter? 809 00:46:02,770 --> 00:46:04,250 Easy chance in front of gold. 810 00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:06,470 No, offer it over. 811 00:46:06,910 --> 00:46:08,370 Indian musical instrument. 812 00:46:08,650 --> 00:46:09,189 All right. 813 00:46:09,190 --> 00:46:10,450 Read the wrong books. 814 00:46:10,710 --> 00:46:13,550 Excuse me, could you be careful with your diction to avoid any further 815 00:46:13,550 --> 00:46:14,550 misunderstanding? 816 00:46:15,550 --> 00:46:19,210 Which superstar wanted to be alone? 817 00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:23,320 Referee! He's got Ryan on his hand! Oh, really? 818 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:24,560 Oh, crap. 819 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,920 Sitting down. 820 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:31,700 What was your question? 821 00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:36,680 That's incorrect. 822 00:46:36,820 --> 00:46:37,618 No, it's not. 823 00:46:37,620 --> 00:46:38,620 I'll offer it over. 824 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:39,479 It's right. 825 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,480 Mr Daly, it is not. 826 00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:43,580 Winning post, any... Nat Loftouse. 827 00:46:43,820 --> 00:46:46,200 It was Greta Garbo. Greta Garbo wanted to be left... 828 00:46:46,590 --> 00:46:50,570 I know that. We all know it. Everyone in the room knows it except Arthur Daly. I 829 00:46:50,570 --> 00:46:51,428 didn't know that. 830 00:46:51,430 --> 00:46:52,810 Walter, what can I say? 831 00:46:53,090 --> 00:46:54,090 Null and void. 832 00:46:54,110 --> 00:46:57,770 And you sitting there with a correct answer on your lips. You must be 833 00:46:57,830 --> 00:46:58,769 I do apologise. 834 00:46:58,770 --> 00:46:59,770 Please, please. 835 00:47:02,030 --> 00:47:05,510 I hope you take note of that attack on my person when allocating the next 836 00:47:05,510 --> 00:47:08,470 question. Please, let's have some decorum. From both sides. 837 00:47:16,540 --> 00:47:18,960 Winchester. When was Sir Walter Rowley beheaded? 838 00:47:19,580 --> 00:47:21,740 1618. No help from the floor, please. 839 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,800 No, we'd arrested a team. Ray! 840 00:47:24,460 --> 00:47:25,540 Thank God you're here. 841 00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:27,720 What's the meaning of a police escort? 842 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,920 Arthur, he's played before. He's agreed to help us out. 843 00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,600 Ray, he is not one of us. What is the fear of noise called? 844 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,280 Phenophobia. Correct. 845 00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:37,320 Is there anything I can say? 846 00:47:44,770 --> 00:47:48,030 Come along, gentlemen. Time is running out. Running out now. 847 00:47:50,450 --> 00:47:52,070 Keep the Aspidistra flying. 848 00:47:53,070 --> 00:47:54,690 George Orwell. Correct. 849 00:47:57,250 --> 00:48:01,970 Open question. 850 00:48:03,050 --> 00:48:04,050 Score's level. 851 00:48:05,030 --> 00:48:07,450 How many great train robbers were there? 852 00:48:07,650 --> 00:48:09,190 25. I'm afraid that's incorrect. 853 00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:10,470 I beg your pardon. 854 00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:14,710 Ronnie and the lads did the hold -up. Fat Charlie ran a decoy run. 855 00:48:15,110 --> 00:48:16,930 Big Mickey drove a getaway car. 856 00:48:17,490 --> 00:48:21,410 Geoffrey, what's his name, looked after the loo. And Sam Lesnell... What a 857 00:48:21,410 --> 00:48:25,030 grassy. I think I'll call that one null and void. 858 00:48:25,270 --> 00:48:25,948 It was Rob! 859 00:48:25,950 --> 00:48:26,950 Please, referee's decision. 860 00:48:27,610 --> 00:48:28,610 Here, here. 861 00:48:29,150 --> 00:48:30,150 Final question. 862 00:48:30,530 --> 00:48:31,530 It's all on this. 863 00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:33,830 Name this piece of music. 864 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,160 Oh, my God, I know it. 865 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:46,840 Um, um... Go on, then. Um, Albert Sandler and his orchestra. 866 00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,060 Who? 867 00:48:48,740 --> 00:48:49,740 Brighton Grand. 868 00:48:49,780 --> 00:48:51,560 Say something. I can't remember. 869 00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:53,940 Aren't he in shift when you're on your knees? 870 00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:55,900 Serenade. Hooray! 871 00:49:01,380 --> 00:49:06,160 Was the referee related, Daly? 872 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,020 Don't be bitter, Walter. 873 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:09,900 Soundly thrashed, though you have been. 874 00:49:10,350 --> 00:49:11,470 It's only a game, remember? 875 00:49:11,710 --> 00:49:12,710 That wasn't a game. 876 00:49:12,810 --> 00:49:15,810 It was a travesty. Try not to think of it as coming last. 877 00:49:16,210 --> 00:49:17,650 Think of it as coming second. 878 00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:21,510 You've got a good team there. A bit more practice, you never know. If you're 879 00:49:21,510 --> 00:49:24,970 ever down the Isle of Dogs, Arthur, keep going. 880 00:49:26,310 --> 00:49:28,530 I am proud of you, Arthur. 881 00:49:29,410 --> 00:49:30,470 Gracious in victory. 882 00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:34,330 What did I tell you, Dave? There are some things that are sacred. 883 00:49:34,830 --> 00:49:36,550 I've achieved what I set out to do. 884 00:49:37,030 --> 00:49:38,570 I don't want to rub his nose in it. 885 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,580 The dailies are better than that. 886 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,280 Good night, Dave. 887 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:43,960 Good night, Dave. 888 00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,320 Come on, my son.