1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:57,469 Who has never dreamed of knowing heaven on earth, of sailing away to a desert island? 3 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,087 Well, here's a story of such a dream come true. 4 00:01:01,122 --> 00:01:03,900 A story that starts in London, at tea time. 5 00:01:03,935 --> 00:01:07,316 Which is not surprising since it's always tea time in London. 6 00:01:07,491 --> 00:01:11,993 On this particular day at the house of The Honourable Mr. Bramwell. 7 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:17,278 Your tea, Mr. Bramwell. 8 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:21,596 The guest from America is waiting outside. 9 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,198 The guest from America? 10 00:01:23,199 --> 00:01:25,754 Oh, we can't keep him waiting. Eh, gentlemen? 11 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:30,113 Well, don't stand there gaping, Pringle. Show him in, immediately. 12 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,756 Will you go in now? 13 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,914 Mr. Laurel, I presume. 14 00:01:46,949 --> 00:01:50,549 No, I'm Mr. Hardy, Mr. Laurel's financial exchequer. 15 00:01:50,668 --> 00:01:54,389 - But where is Mr. Laurel? - Right here. Mr. Laurel is... 16 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,910 Ah, Mr. Laurel, we've had quite a time finding you. 17 00:01:59,529 --> 00:02:02,249 Now gentlemen, let me introduce the two attorneys 18 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:05,924 that handled your late Uncle's affairs in France and In Italy 19 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,598 Mr. Hardy... Monsieur Bonfois. Mr. Laurel... Signor Paltroni 20 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:13,993 Signor Paltroni... Mr. Hardy, Mr. Bonfois... Mr. Laurel. 21 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:19,109 My name is Bramwell. Mr. Hardy! 22 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:25,953 Well, gentlemen... Could we get down to business? 23 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,918 Oh, thank you, Stanley. 24 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:29,979 Now, just how much was this legacy? 25 00:02:30,014 --> 00:02:34,956 Oh, you Americans, you never seem to believe in formalities, do you? 26 00:02:35,294 --> 00:02:40,269 There's one thing about us. We always believe in business before pleasure. 27 00:02:40,832 --> 00:02:43,151 You see... 28 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,170 Pardon me... 29 00:03:16,980 --> 00:03:19,540 Thank you very much. 30 00:03:24,860 --> 00:03:27,090 Now, could we proceed? 31 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:31,128 As a matter of fact we'd better get right to business. 32 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:33,940 Your Uncle was quite an eccentric. 33 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:37,453 He didn't believe in banks. 34 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:41,134 He insisted in keeping his money in cash. 35 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:44,697 - And here it is. - What is it? 36 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,136 It's money... I think. 37 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:51,482 Indeed, it is money, and a very large sum. 38 00:03:51,517 --> 00:03:54,201 - Italian lira. - And French francs. 39 00:03:54,236 --> 00:03:55,454 And English pounds. 40 00:03:55,740 --> 00:03:57,537 Stanley... 41 00:03:58,086 --> 00:04:01,384 Mr. Laurel, before we actually turn this money over to you 42 00:04:01,419 --> 00:04:04,128 there are some administrative charges. 43 00:04:04,163 --> 00:04:08,696 These include, overhead legal charges, deflation and motisation, 44 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:13,929 currency fluctuation, foreign exchange and a few other incidentals. 45 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:15,733 Gentlemen! 46 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:26,813 Here's your receipt, Mr. Laurel. 47 00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:32,539 Alright, gentlemen. 48 00:04:32,574 --> 00:04:35,556 My dear Mr. Hardy, there is another small item. 49 00:04:35,591 --> 00:04:37,292 - What now? - The taxes. 50 00:04:37,980 --> 00:04:40,898 To save you time we've had them all figured out. 51 00:04:40,899 --> 00:04:44,055 Including, naturally, a slight fee for our services. 52 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:50,051 These deductions represent, income taxes, state taxes, inheritance taxes, 53 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:53,531 death taxes and living taxes. 54 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:56,658 And a few other plain taxes. Gentlemen... 55 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:10,770 Wish Uncle had left me the taxes! 56 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:13,253 Is that all we get? 57 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:18,129 - Oh... But you also get an island! - An island? 58 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:20,138 - And a beautiful yacht. - A yacht? 59 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:25,892 A yacht. Yes. The yacht is tied to a dock in Marseilles, France. 60 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:29,373 And the island is here, in the south seas. 61 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:34,505 - Gee, that sounds wonderful, Ollie! - Well, that sounds swell. But... 62 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:36,490 How much are the taxes on that? 63 00:05:36,525 --> 00:05:39,651 Oh, none. The island is absolutely tax free! 64 00:05:39,686 --> 00:05:41,929 - Here's your money. - The papers for the boat. 65 00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:44,326 And this is the deed to the island. 66 00:05:44,327 --> 00:05:48,136 Well, now, that cleans out. I mean, that cleans up the estate. 67 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:51,850 - Gentlemen, I bid you good day. - Come, Stanley. 68 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:59,370 Why don't you be careful? 69 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:11,698 Take a look. Here's your little boat, gentlemen. 70 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:21,064 And here's your port clearance. 71 00:06:21,099 --> 00:06:22,699 We're going to need a crew for this one. 72 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:26,011 A crew? What do we need a crew for? I'm running this boat! 73 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:27,472 Well, let's get on it. 74 00:06:27,507 --> 00:06:29,448 Oh, I beg your pardon. Dock fees. 75 00:06:29,483 --> 00:06:32,063 - How much? - 19.000. 76 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,372 Thank you, sir and bon voyage. 77 00:06:35,407 --> 00:06:37,284 - Merci beaucoup. - Good day. 78 00:06:37,285 --> 00:06:39,536 - Bon tomorrow! - Thank you. 79 00:06:39,571 --> 00:06:42,696 It's a good thing he didn't take the taxes. We'd have had nothing left. 80 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:46,697 Oh, pardon me. Thanks a lot for reminding me. I forgot about it. 81 00:06:48,394 --> 00:06:50,446 Monsieur... 82 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:56,133 Oh, thank you... It's much too much, sir. Much too much. 83 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,602 What did you have to open your big mouth for? 84 00:06:59,603 --> 00:07:01,215 I didn't know he was going to take it. 85 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,411 Come on and let's take a look at the boat. 86 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:51,017 We've got plenty of gas! 87 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:58,819 Let that thing alone! 88 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:07,768 Put that down! 89 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:09,808 - Look, there�s a tunnel. - Look. 90 00:08:12,140 --> 00:08:15,003 See? Let's go down. 91 00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:33,988 Why don't you watch where you're walking? 92 00:08:33,989 --> 00:08:35,096 I couldn't help it. 93 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:37,939 Oh, never mind that... Let's see what we've got here. 94 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:09,095 - I didn't know they were living underneath. - Well, they've moved now! 95 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:14,139 - What'd he say? - I wouldn't care to repeat it. 96 00:09:14,660 --> 00:09:15,666 Come on! 97 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:39,094 - What happened? - Mind your own business! 98 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:44,255 Oh, look! 99 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:50,495 What is it? It's an emergency life raft for four people. 100 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:54,375 - You can't get four people into this thing! - You don't understand... 101 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,689 Inside is a compressed air cylinder. 102 00:09:56,690 --> 00:10:01,332 When you release the valve it blows up large enough to carry four people. 103 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:08,452 - Well, what about me? - You don't have to be insulting. 104 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:11,771 Haven't I always taken care of you? 105 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:15,776 You're the first one I think of. 106 00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:20,290 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Ollie. 107 00:10:22,940 --> 00:10:23,945 Ollie. 108 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:28,337 Ollie. 109 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:46,178 Take that snake skin off and get that cargo aboard! 110 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,492 What about me... 111 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,577 What about me? 112 00:11:14,420 --> 00:11:18,299 Don't waste time like that. Throw them to me and I'll put them there. 113 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:31,848 Look at that! 114 00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:37,138 - What goes on here? - There's a man in the cage! 115 00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:43,293 - I bet it's Antoine again. - But the guy must be mad. 116 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,934 - I'm a monkey, I tell you! - He's a stateless man. 117 00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:48,688 - A what? - Somebody who has no nationality. 118 00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:52,171 He's not a bad guy, really. It's just that no country seems to want him. 119 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:55,532 He'd do anything to get back on land. Let's go, Antoine. 120 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:02,214 Don't you know it's against the law to land here without a passport? 121 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:06,498 Punish me, teach me a lesson, put me in prison! 122 00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:10,169 But remember, to put me in prison you've got to let me land. 123 00:13:10,204 --> 00:13:13,421 - How long has he been on your ship, captain? - Oh, months. 124 00:13:13,456 --> 00:13:19,051 He tried to get ashore at Tetrokovac, Nagasaki, Caracas, Sydney, 125 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,969 Brooklyn, Salonika... Everywhere we stop. 126 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:27,333 - All I ask for is a country. - Well, get a passport! 127 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,577 Oh, that's easy to say... 128 00:13:29,578 --> 00:13:32,412 How can I get a passport if I have no country? 129 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:35,852 And how can I get in the country if I have no passport? 130 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,389 I didn't make the regulations. 131 00:13:37,390 --> 00:13:40,053 You're not allowed to land in this country and that's the law! 132 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,847 Fine laws! 133 00:13:41,882 --> 00:13:44,737 You land monkeys without a passport but not human beings! 134 00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:48,375 Take him back on board. 135 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,333 Let's go! 136 00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:57,819 Canned food, one crate... Canned food, one crate. 137 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,484 - Six sheets plywood... - Six sheets plywood. 138 00:14:04,485 --> 00:14:06,299 - Sugar, one sack... - Sugar, one sack. 139 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:20,815 Oh... alright. 140 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,976 Won't you ever stop playing hide and seek with us? 141 00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:34,595 Go on. Beat it and quick! 142 00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:36,213 But you two always stop me. 143 00:14:36,860 --> 00:14:39,062 Now, see here. You're probably a good stonemason. 144 00:14:39,063 --> 00:14:40,648 Why don't you go and work in Italy? 145 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:43,534 - But I'm an immigrant! - That's just it. Immigrant in Italy. 146 00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:46,977 Are you kidding? How can you immigrate to place you've left already? 147 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:48,739 Well, maybe, but one sure thing... 148 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:51,498 You're not going to leave Marseilles without paying your passage. 149 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,339 Good morning, boys. 150 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:06,128 - What'd you say? - I haven't opened my mouth! 151 00:15:06,163 --> 00:15:07,174 Good morning, boys! 152 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,939 - Going on a vacation? - We're going to the South Seas. 153 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,800 It's a long trip there and a long way back! 154 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,271 But we're not coming back. 155 00:15:17,272 --> 00:15:20,170 You see, we own an island out there. Don't we, Ollie? 156 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:25,176 - Say, how do you start an engine? - With a mechanic, of course! 157 00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:28,133 We can't afford one. We haven't got any money. 158 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:31,135 We did have but they took it all for taxes! 159 00:15:31,307 --> 00:15:32,598 Well, don't worry. 160 00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:35,259 I'm going to send you a mechanic and he won't cost you a cent! 161 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,537 - Well, everything's arranged. - What is? My execution? 162 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:46,016 There are two characters along side. 163 00:15:46,017 --> 00:15:49,372 They own an island in the South Seas. You're invited. 164 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,936 And you won't need a passport to get ashore. 165 00:15:58,260 --> 00:15:59,898 Thank you. Thank you. 166 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,615 - Good morning, Stanley. - Good morning, Ollie. 167 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,375 - Where are we? - Well, we're here. 168 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:48,338 We shouldn't be. We'll have to change our course. 169 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,730 Keep her on course. You can eat later. 170 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,369 - But I'm hungry. - So am I! Selfish! 171 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,212 - Your hat. - Oh, thank you. 172 00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:41,688 Forgetting your manners when you get... 173 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:49,370 Stanley, this is wonderful. The sea, the sky, the sun... 174 00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:52,258 And you and I alone on the bounding main. 175 00:17:52,259 --> 00:17:54,609 What do you mean, alone? He's with us. 176 00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:58,824 Oh, of course, Antoine. He's our very, very good friend. 177 00:17:58,825 --> 00:18:00,135 Yes, sir. 178 00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:04,730 - And we'll share and share alike. - Thank you. 179 00:18:04,731 --> 00:18:07,533 Thank you. 180 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:16,609 Stanley, open the skylight so we can get some of that good sea air. 181 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:28,009 You know what? You need glasses. It's already open. 182 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:34,531 When you get to the island you'd better see an optimist. 183 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:41,814 Hot rolls and butter. And then Antoine will present his specialty. 184 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,493 That sounds good. 185 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:52,457 I'm going to enjoy that, I know. I love cote du... 186 00:19:34,643 --> 00:19:35,705 Hey, Antoine. 187 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:39,822 I suppose in the garnis you use a small touch of garlic. 188 00:19:39,823 --> 00:19:41,611 Oh, I hardly use a pinch. 189 00:19:57,420 --> 00:20:01,698 A man that would steal food from a friend is the smallest thing in the world. 190 00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:03,967 Oh, I don't know... 191 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:07,851 All I hope, Stanley, is that you enjoyed your roll. 192 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:10,268 How could I enjoy it, when you stole it? 193 00:20:10,269 --> 00:20:12,617 What do you mean, I stole it? You stole it! 194 00:20:13,893 --> 00:20:17,767 I would like you to know how happy I am to have you both as my friends. 195 00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:20,088 I would like to give you a toast. 196 00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:22,615 - I give you friendship! - Friendship! 197 00:20:22,616 --> 00:20:23,616 Here's how! 198 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,458 Lets have another, eh? 199 00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,514 - To Friendship! - To Friendship! 200 00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:08,138 - To Friendship! - Here's to your health! 201 00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:22,778 - Friendship... - That's something really swell, no? 202 00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,737 No! Definitely no! 203 00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:28,408 Ah, the chops are done. Sit down, my friends. 204 00:21:28,409 --> 00:21:31,529 Antoine is going to serve you his masterpiece. 205 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:15,723 - What's the matter now? - You know what's the matter. 206 00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:20,565 I want my chop! Varnished with garlic! 207 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,986 You've got a lot of nerve... 208 00:22:23,987 --> 00:22:26,572 You want my chop after you've eaten yours! 209 00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:33,211 - I'm sorry. - Well you should be! 210 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,134 Just a minute! 211 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,415 Where's my potato? 212 00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:47,216 Now, listen... If you think I've eaten your roll and your potato, weigh me. 213 00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:51,011 Well, if you didn't, who did? 214 00:23:04,609 --> 00:23:06,373 You can't scare us with that. 215 00:23:06,374 --> 00:23:09,722 As admiral of this ship, I'll have Stanley put you in irons! 216 00:23:09,757 --> 00:23:12,298 What's all this about? 217 00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:18,418 - You stole my potato! - Yeah! And my roll... and chop! 218 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,182 Incidentally... 219 00:23:21,217 --> 00:23:22,687 Who's steering the boat? 220 00:23:22,722 --> 00:23:28,263 Oh, I forgot to tell you. I tied the wheel on it's course. 221 00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:37,831 Well, for once you have used your head. 222 00:23:37,832 --> 00:23:42,325 Thank you, Ollie. I'll try to do that more often. 223 00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,804 - What was that? - The motor's stopped! 224 00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:55,539 - Fix it. You're the engineer. - To tell you the truth, I'm not a mechanic. 225 00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:58,739 The captain on that boat cooked up that story just to get rid of me. 226 00:23:58,740 --> 00:24:03,659 As usual, I'll have to do everything myself! 227 00:24:03,660 --> 00:24:07,579 - Get up on deck and standby! - Stand by what? 228 00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:10,819 Stand at the deck! 229 00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:15,423 We'll take this little matter up later! 230 00:24:22,580 --> 00:24:25,529 What do you think is wrong with it? 231 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:29,659 It's no use guessing. We'll just have to take it apart and find out. 232 00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:33,659 - In other words, use your head. - What for? 233 00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:37,819 Well, you could use yours for a bowling ball! 234 00:24:37,820 --> 00:24:43,531 - You mean one of those with a hole in? - Exactly! 235 00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:45,804 Now, give me a hand. 236 00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:53,218 Now let that be a lesson to you. 237 00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:05,751 Here. 238 00:25:17,982 --> 00:25:20,674 Put that down! 239 00:25:33,951 --> 00:25:35,636 Ollie? 240 00:25:35,671 --> 00:25:37,287 What? 241 00:25:37,322 --> 00:25:40,219 The gas tank's empty! 242 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:43,419 Why didn't you tell me that before? 243 00:25:43,420 --> 00:25:47,338 Give me the parts and I'll put them back together. 244 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:02,780 Now we've got nothing left but the sail. 245 00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:13,325 Now, when I give the signal you pull. 246 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:23,019 What are you doing? I could have broken my arm! 247 00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:25,297 Who are you and what are you doing on this boat? 248 00:26:25,298 --> 00:26:26,459 You have no rights here! 249 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:29,372 I have my rights! I'm coming as a stowaway! 250 00:26:29,407 --> 00:26:31,687 They didn't tell us a stowaway came with the boat. 251 00:26:31,722 --> 00:26:33,225 - No. - Listen fellas... 252 00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:35,774 I could have easily been a stowaway on any other boat. 253 00:26:35,775 --> 00:26:37,099 I happened to pick this one. 254 00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:39,539 Then you have to find me and spoil everything. 255 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:42,952 We had to use the sail because the engines broke! 256 00:26:42,987 --> 00:26:47,459 - Well, why don't you try fixing the motor? - We tried to, but it fell in the sea. 257 00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:48,596 Fell in the sea... 258 00:26:48,597 --> 00:26:52,762 Just my luck to be a stowaway on a boat run by two land lubbers! 259 00:26:52,797 --> 00:26:56,099 Who manage to drop the engine in the ocean! The ocean! 260 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:57,619 You know, I think we've offended him. 261 00:26:57,620 --> 00:26:59,179 What's happening? What goes on here? 262 00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:02,219 We've got a stowaway aboard. This is Antoine, the chef. 263 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:05,052 - Giovanni Copini. - Glad to meet you, sir. 264 00:27:05,087 --> 00:27:07,884 - And this is Stanley. - How do you do. 265 00:27:13,820 --> 00:27:16,737 How do you do. 266 00:27:18,660 --> 00:27:21,167 Why don't you be careful? 267 00:27:21,202 --> 00:27:23,824 Come on... We can't waste all day just talking! 268 00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:26,099 Get that rope! Get the sail up! Go ahead! 269 00:27:26,134 --> 00:27:28,339 You, the fat one, get on the other side! 270 00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:30,608 Pull! It takes muscle to raise a sail! 271 00:27:30,643 --> 00:27:33,846 The fat one, the other side! All together now! 272 00:27:39,123 --> 00:27:40,624 Pull! 273 00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:19,394 Just in time to eat lunch. 274 00:28:19,429 --> 00:28:23,019 Never mind eating. What happened to my pants? 275 00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:26,769 I put them right there to dry. Can you... 276 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:29,778 Hey, the boat's moving! 277 00:28:31,068 --> 00:28:33,042 You get... 278 00:28:43,340 --> 00:28:46,459 - Kinda nice, eh, Stanley? - Sure is. 279 00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:49,199 Just like playing hooky from school. 280 00:28:49,234 --> 00:28:51,939 We're all playing hooky more or less. 281 00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:55,059 Giovanni, what are you playing hooky from? 282 00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:59,460 From a world where I'm always being told what to do and how to do it. 283 00:28:59,495 --> 00:29:01,463 We don't blame you. 284 00:29:01,498 --> 00:29:02,809 And you, what are you playing hooky from? 285 00:29:02,844 --> 00:29:03,872 Taxes! 286 00:29:03,907 --> 00:29:06,901 Yeah... We don't like taxes! 287 00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:11,407 Hey, Antoine... What about you? Where is your home? 288 00:29:11,442 --> 00:29:17,309 My home? I don't know? The whole world ought to be man's country. 289 00:29:17,344 --> 00:29:22,505 But for me... Someone seems to have locked all the doors. 290 00:29:22,980 --> 00:29:26,179 I can just see our island now... 291 00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:29,652 Palm trees... Flowers... 292 00:29:29,687 --> 00:29:34,602 The sun to warm us... And the gentle rain. 293 00:29:44,780 --> 00:29:47,093 A storm! Don't you think we'd better get the boat ready? 294 00:29:47,128 --> 00:29:48,859 Yes, it looks like a bad one. 295 00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:52,379 - I never saw one like this before. - Me either! 296 00:29:52,380 --> 00:29:56,883 - We'd better pull down the sail! - I'll go get the life raft! 297 00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:29,337 Pull down the sail! 298 00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:14,420 Help! Help! 299 00:34:31,260 --> 00:34:34,500 Ah, look at that! 300 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:37,309 An island! 301 00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:40,539 We're on an island! Stanley, we're on an... 302 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:53,928 We're on an island! Take a peep! 303 00:34:54,420 --> 00:34:55,699 Take a peep! 304 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:59,108 I'm too popped to peep. 305 00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:06,650 Oh, look... Oh, boy! 306 00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:10,515 An atoll! That's what it is! An atoll! 307 00:35:10,550 --> 00:35:12,019 Come on! 308 00:35:12,020 --> 00:35:16,779 - Easy, easy! - It's alright! It's alright. 309 00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:19,476 Let's go fishing now, eh? Hand me a basket. 310 00:35:19,511 --> 00:35:20,739 Right away! 311 00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:24,539 Quick! A pot, some wood. Build a fire for the bouillabaisse. 312 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:26,369 Don't forget to put some garlic in it? 313 00:35:26,404 --> 00:35:30,128 Oh, without it, it wouldn't be a real bouillabaisse. 314 00:36:06,780 --> 00:36:11,173 - Well, it don't look so bad. - Still in good condition. 315 00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:31,823 Antoine, what time are you serving dinner? 316 00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:34,524 If you want to eat, you'd better go build a fire. 317 00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:37,377 And you, my boy... Go clean the fish. 318 00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:41,444 You get the paper and I'll get the wood. 319 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:47,419 - Ollie? - Yeah? 320 00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:50,688 Hold this a minute, will ya? 321 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:05,248 You know, boys? There seems to be a lot of room for building houses here. 322 00:37:05,283 --> 00:37:07,667 Yeah... It sure is naked around here. 323 00:37:08,961 --> 00:37:10,219 Admiral, what do we do on a deserted island? 324 00:37:10,220 --> 00:37:15,259 Here's a man that was shipwrecked and he did alright. Listen. 325 00:37:15,260 --> 00:37:18,159 Robinson Crusoe was born in the city of York. 326 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:21,059 His father wanted him to become a lawyer. 327 00:37:21,060 --> 00:37:25,109 But young Crusoe longed to go to sea. 328 00:37:33,646 --> 00:37:38,130 Our modern Robinson Crusoe's have gotten used to their new life. 329 00:37:38,165 --> 00:37:43,889 By using the latest scientific farming methods they have tamed the wild land. 330 00:37:48,980 --> 00:37:54,226 And Mother Nature has supplied them with plenty of fresh water. 331 00:37:55,930 --> 00:37:59,682 Oscar. Oscar! 332 00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:25,219 For the animals as well as for the men this island has become a real paradise. 333 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:31,506 Yes, but a Garden of Eden without Eve and Adam is bored. 334 00:38:31,541 --> 00:38:35,939 But... But what's this? Where are these skipping stones leading us to? 335 00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:38,499 To Papeete, the capital of Tahiti. 336 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:43,139 And who do we find? Eve! I beg your pardon... Ch�rie Lamour. 337 00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:45,017 Today is her big day. 338 00:38:45,052 --> 00:38:50,268 First of all she is taking an audition at the Cockatoo, the smartest night club in town. 339 00:38:50,303 --> 00:38:54,680 And also she is expected at the courthouse for an important occasion. 340 00:38:54,715 --> 00:38:58,444 She's going to marry Lieutenant Jack Frazer. 341 00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:03,378 Miss Lamour, this way, please. 342 00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:07,990 Oh, sweetheart, I'm so pleased. 343 00:39:08,025 --> 00:39:09,739 It hardly looks like it. You're three quarters of an hour late! 344 00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:12,719 You're not going to grumble about three little quarters of an hour? 345 00:39:12,754 --> 00:39:14,619 Marriage is a most important thing. 346 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:17,038 And I should like before proceeding any further... 347 00:39:17,039 --> 00:39:19,347 - I got my contract. - What contract? 348 00:39:19,382 --> 00:39:21,775 When we're married we're going to share everything in common. 349 00:39:21,810 --> 00:39:23,438 That's not what I'm talking about. 350 00:39:23,473 --> 00:39:26,139 My contract with the Cockatoo! My debut's tomorrow night. 351 00:39:26,140 --> 00:39:28,299 So you'll be able to come and see me before you sail. 352 00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:30,166 Miss Lamour... If you please... 353 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:33,139 Oh, but I'm listening to you, Your Honour. 354 00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:37,379 Miss Lamour, Lieutenant... Marriage is a most important thing. 355 00:39:37,380 --> 00:39:40,099 - Just a minute. - It's most unusual but if... 356 00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:44,019 Am I to understand that you intend to continue your career after we are married? 357 00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:47,833 But of course, my sweetheart. You never suggested I should give it up. 358 00:39:47,868 --> 00:39:50,668 I never broached the subject because I took it for granted 359 00:39:50,703 --> 00:39:53,509 that you would devote yourself entirely to me. 360 00:39:53,544 --> 00:39:56,514 Nothing would please me more if you were here all the time. 361 00:39:56,549 --> 00:39:59,736 But when you spend ten months out of the year sailing the seas. 362 00:39:59,771 --> 00:40:02,915 What do you expect me to do? Swim behind your little barge? 363 00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:06,059 - Calm yourself, Miss Lamour. - I'm very calm, Your Honour! 364 00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:08,339 But I'm not going to submit to this kind of blackmail! 365 00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:10,739 In that case I'm not going to hang around here. 366 00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:13,819 You think about it, but think fast. 367 00:40:13,820 --> 00:40:15,146 Please, sir... 368 00:40:15,181 --> 00:40:18,291 Let him go away, Your Honour. I won't run after him! Do you hear me? 369 00:40:18,326 --> 00:40:19,837 Miss Lamour... 370 00:40:19,872 --> 00:40:21,811 He'll never see me again. 371 00:40:21,846 --> 00:40:26,813 I don't know what I'll do yet but I�ll see to it he never finds me. 372 00:40:50,140 --> 00:40:52,539 Come here. I want to talk to you. 373 00:40:52,540 --> 00:40:54,824 Where were, you fellas, a while ago? 374 00:40:54,859 --> 00:40:57,379 I was down at the beach getting these fish for dinner. See? 375 00:40:57,380 --> 00:40:59,739 I was working in the garden. 376 00:40:59,740 --> 00:41:02,139 Did you see or hear anything? 377 00:41:02,140 --> 00:41:04,219 - Just the waves. - Why? 378 00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:05,949 I'll tell you why. 379 00:41:05,984 --> 00:41:10,902 Because I was down by the lagoon and I thought I heard the engines of a big boat. 380 00:41:10,937 --> 00:41:14,539 Then it whistled. By the time I climbed up to see... 381 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:19,009 - There was nothing there. - That's because it had gone. 382 00:41:19,820 --> 00:41:23,407 - What had gone? - The boat. 383 00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:31,154 You mean to tell me that you saw a boat and didn't let us know? 384 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:35,685 I saw and I waved to it but it didn't wave back, so I... 385 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:39,498 Get us something to drink before I forget myself. 386 00:41:43,740 --> 00:41:46,574 Pardon me. 387 00:41:57,420 --> 00:42:01,990 - What�s the matter with you? - I think I saw something. 388 00:42:02,025 --> 00:42:07,211 - What are you talking about? - There's a girl in the kitchen. 389 00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:10,922 You are absolutely right. 390 00:42:10,957 --> 00:42:12,499 There she is! 391 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:15,043 Hello. 392 00:42:24,642 --> 00:42:27,613 - Hello, fellas. - How did you get here? 393 00:42:27,648 --> 00:42:29,189 Well... 394 00:42:29,224 --> 00:42:33,859 - You might say I was dropped by a witch. - Like one that rides on a broom? 395 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:37,579 I'm sorry for this intrusion, but you'll have to take me as a guest, I'm afraid. 396 00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:39,515 It will be a pleasure. 397 00:42:39,550 --> 00:42:42,779 I knew I should have built a guest house a long time ago. 398 00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:45,144 Oh... There's no place for me to stay? 399 00:42:45,179 --> 00:42:47,886 Don't you worry your pretty little head about that. 400 00:42:47,921 --> 00:42:50,593 Giovanni and Antoine will move in with Stanley and me. 401 00:42:50,594 --> 00:42:52,803 And you can stay right here. 402 00:42:52,838 --> 00:42:53,895 You're very kind. 403 00:42:53,930 --> 00:42:56,865 Come, my little princess, and I shall show you to your boudoir. 404 00:42:56,900 --> 00:43:00,270 You know, I think I'm going to like this place. 405 00:43:00,305 --> 00:43:03,641 It's swell. You don't have to shave or anything. 406 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:13,166 I left my cases down at the beach with all my things. 407 00:43:13,201 --> 00:43:16,339 Gentlemen, get the lady's luggage and bring it to her chateau. 408 00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:18,579 Thank you. 409 00:43:18,580 --> 00:43:20,149 What's that funny thing up there? 410 00:43:20,150 --> 00:43:23,434 That, my dear, is the wreckage of the good ship Momus. 411 00:43:23,469 --> 00:43:26,719 I shall never forget the day that I found this island. 412 00:43:26,754 --> 00:43:29,699 It was a terrible night, dark as pitch. 413 00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:32,859 It was so pitch, you couldn't see your hand behind your back. 414 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:35,139 Exactly, Stanley! 415 00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:39,019 Then, all of a sudden I spotted that harbour. 416 00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:42,265 I put her bow into the teeth of the gale, 417 00:43:42,266 --> 00:43:46,979 lashed myself to the wheel and beached her on that pinnacle. 418 00:43:46,980 --> 00:43:49,539 And it's been there ever since. 419 00:43:49,540 --> 00:43:52,525 Well boys, you must have had trouble getting it up so high. 420 00:43:52,526 --> 00:43:53,619 He read it in a book. 421 00:43:53,620 --> 00:43:57,379 Come, my dear. Book... 422 00:43:57,380 --> 00:44:01,708 One, two, three... All there. Thank you. 423 00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:52,207 Stanley, have you forgotten that we have company? 424 00:44:56,980 --> 00:45:00,764 Gentlemen, make yourselves comfortable. 425 00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:11,124 Gentlemen! 426 00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:39,259 Stanley... 427 00:45:39,260 --> 00:45:43,419 - This is my side. - Well, there's no room on my side. 428 00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:46,779 Well, the fair thing to do is to take turns. 429 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:52,779 While one sits up, the other sleeps and when he wakes up, we change. 430 00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:57,939 Now, that's what I call a sport. Thank you, Ollie. 431 00:45:57,940 --> 00:46:04,779 That's a good idea. I sleep and when you wake up, I sleep again. 432 00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:07,642 Haven't you forgotten something? 433 00:46:09,415 --> 00:46:13,004 Haven't you forgotten something? 434 00:46:13,039 --> 00:46:14,814 Oh... Good night, Ollie. 435 00:46:14,849 --> 00:46:16,198 I'm sorry, Ollie. 436 00:46:16,233 --> 00:46:17,779 Get up and put that candle out. 437 00:46:17,780 --> 00:46:22,347 - But you said I could... - Go ahead, selfish. 438 00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:37,130 Ollie. 439 00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:39,744 Ollie. 440 00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:42,973 Ollie. 441 00:46:43,362 --> 00:46:47,453 - Are you awake yet? - No! 442 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:19,588 Pardon me. 443 00:48:38,923 --> 00:48:42,505 - What is that thing? - Look out! 444 00:48:56,220 --> 00:48:59,255 Open the window and we'll drive him out. 445 00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:31,639 This morning I'm going to prepare a magnificent seagull egg omelette with fine herbs. 446 00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,999 Omelette... Bah! 447 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,919 Today I'm going to draw the plans for a splendid villa with a big roman bath. 448 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,319 What are you going to do, Ollie? 449 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:43,159 I'm going to give you, fellas, a piece of my mind. Ch�rie's a nice girl, isn't she? 450 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,541 - Exquisite! - Charming! 451 00:49:44,542 --> 00:49:45,737 Pretty too! 452 00:49:45,772 --> 00:49:46,959 And we're all friends, aren't we? 453 00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,559 - Of course. - Naturally. 454 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,319 Well, I make a motion that we never let a woman come between us. Agreed? 455 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,999 - Of course. - I agree. 456 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:59,039 Now, let's get dressed. 457 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:03,519 - Say, Ollie, where's the sandpaper? - Sandpaper? 458 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,326 - In that locker. - Thank you. 459 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,959 Pardon me. 460 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,060 Thank you. 461 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,639 Pardon me. 462 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,141 Thank you. 463 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,275 Pardon me. 464 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,559 Thanks a lot. 465 00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,321 Pardon me. 466 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,854 Thank you. 467 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,123 Pardon me. 468 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,689 Hey! 469 00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:37,553 Look! 470 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,246 Hello. 471 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,199 What's the matter? 472 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,504 The cat got your tongues? 473 00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:01,287 How nice you look this morning. 474 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,872 Come on, come on... I want you to sit down. 475 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,960 I'll have the food on the table in two seconds. 476 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,039 - Look! She's done clean plates! - Even a table cloth! 477 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:32,896 - And clean napkins! - She even swept the floor. 478 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,959 Does this belong to anybody? 479 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,370 - Never saw that guy before. - Nobody I know. 480 00:52:52,371 --> 00:52:54,082 No. 481 00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,879 It's mine. 482 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,359 It's a friend. 483 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:06,217 It's just someone I knew once. 484 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,359 I have a little surprise which I hope you're going to like. 485 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:23,135 - What? Another one? - What is it? 486 00:53:23,136 --> 00:53:26,636 A bouillabaisse! 487 00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:30,559 Tell me... Was your boyfriend fond of bouillabaisse? 488 00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:33,681 Oh, he loved it. 489 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:27,724 Is this the warehouse you've been building? As warehouses go, it's a funny warehouse. 490 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,575 This is no warehouse! 491 00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:56,319 It's for you. 492 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,679 - For me? - Yes, for you. It sure is easy to fool you. 493 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,519 Did you really think we were building a refrigerator? 494 00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:08,623 We were afraid you'd find out, so we put on all the decorations last night. 495 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,757 Come on in. 496 00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,845 It's just lovely. 497 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:13,519 You've all been such wonderful friends. This is the first real home I've ever had. 498 00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:17,362 I'm so happy I could... 499 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:23,708 You're not content just to be a singer. You've also got to be the comedian. 500 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:33,766 What are you playing now? Snow white and the seven dwarves? 501 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:39,882 That's the fella in the picture that she carries around with her. 502 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:43,679 Alright! You've tracked me down! Now what? 503 00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:45,799 You're wrong, baby. I never tried tracking you down. 504 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:49,799 Our old friend, Dolan, reported seeing an uncharted island. 505 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:53,639 My business here is to chart it. My men are out there working at it now. 506 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:59,121 I suppose I should have my head examined but I'm going to give you one more chance. 507 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:04,673 Go and pack you're things and be down at the beach in 15 minutes. 508 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,959 - What for? - I suppose you want to be rescued, don't you? 509 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,498 Not by you! 510 00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,239 Lieutenant! Come right away! We've found something! 511 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,953 OK. I'll be right with you. 512 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,978 This is your last chance. Are you coming? 513 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,505 No! 514 00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:38,266 We'd better keep an eye on that guy. He looks like a man who would steal our island. 515 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,559 It's uranium! The place is loaded with it. 516 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,646 Uranium? 517 00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,208 Which one of you, fellas, happened to land first on this island? 518 00:58:04,243 --> 00:58:05,679 Let me handle this, fellas. 519 00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:06,729 Why do you ask that? 520 00:58:06,730 --> 00:58:09,719 Because it will determine which nation owns the island. 521 00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,581 We all own it. 522 00:58:11,616 --> 00:58:13,679 Of course, of course... You own the island. 523 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:18,719 You're the real proprietors but some country has got to claim sovereignty. 524 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:22,134 International law specifies that an island belongs to the country 525 00:58:22,135 --> 00:58:24,359 whose citizen was first to set foot on it. 526 00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,879 - So some country can take our island? - That's right. 527 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,959 And if that country has immigration laws? 528 00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:33,439 - You'll have to abide by those laws. - Even income tax laws? 529 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:37,535 Income tax laws, inheritance taxes and sales taxes. 530 00:58:37,570 --> 00:58:40,559 You know what they are trying to do? They're trying to take our geraniums. 531 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:46,270 - That's it, exactly! - Pardon us for just one moment! 532 00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:59,559 Let's tell him that we all landed on the island at the same time. 533 00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:03,359 We can't tell a lie. Antoine was the first to land. 534 00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,839 - It was a terrible night and... - Alright, alright. 535 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:16,999 Here's how it is. I was the first man to set foot on this island. 536 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,199 - OK. What's your name? - Antoine. 537 00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:23,039 - Antoine what? - Antoine Master of Cooking. 538 00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,679 - Nationality? - I haven't any! 539 00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:31,559 You see, he is what as known as a stateless man. Or in other words a misplaced person. 540 00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:34,999 You see, he's lost and he can't find himself. 541 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,653 Listen, you've got to have a nationality. 542 00:59:36,688 --> 00:59:39,999 I explained that in every port where I wanted to land. 543 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,199 But no country wanted to have me. 544 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,599 Every country now will want to have you! 545 00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,865 I'll go and radio the authorities and dump it in somebody's lap. 546 00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:50,359 So long, gentlemen. 547 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,626 - Bye, bye... - So long, Lieutenant. 548 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,704 Every hour, on the hour this station is giving you up to the minute reports... 549 01:00:05,739 --> 01:00:08,551 - about difficults... - of the great states... 550 01:00:08,552 --> 01:00:10,191 in the metter of... 551 01:00:10,226 --> 01:00:11,519 the recent discovery in the Pacific... 552 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:16,759 of an island that will be known hence forth as Atoll H. 553 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:20,719 I beg your pardon. As Atoll K. 554 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,199 After a fortnight of conferences... 555 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,521 The great powers in a joint statement issued today, 556 01:00:25,522 --> 01:00:28,199 announced the appointment of an international commission... 557 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,285 to decide which nation will be awarded sovereignty rights... 558 01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:35,392 over the island that emerged from the ocean only a short time a go 559 01:00:35,427 --> 01:00:37,644 and will be known as Atoll K. 560 01:00:37,679 --> 01:00:40,483 This statement was welcomed with relief in the world capitals. 561 01:00:40,518 --> 01:00:42,826 Now it has become only a question of time 562 01:00:42,827 --> 01:00:45,839 before some government raises it's flag over Atoll K. 563 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,319 Some government's flag, they say. 564 01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:50,605 Do you hear that? 565 01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,603 Well... Why don't we make a government of our own? 566 01:00:53,638 --> 01:00:57,009 Ch�rie's right! 567 01:00:58,006 --> 01:01:03,233 I'll write a constitution like has never been written before. 568 01:01:04,686 --> 01:01:06,360 Sharpen this! 569 01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:21,879 This will have to be a short constitution. 570 01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:23,799 Now... 571 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,719 We... 572 01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:30,319 the people of... 573 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,642 Of? 574 01:01:33,084 --> 01:01:36,269 Crusoeland... 575 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:43,839 In order to save our island, 576 01:01:43,874 --> 01:01:48,879 do hereby form a government. 577 01:01:49,303 --> 01:01:50,947 Now, what kind of government do we want? 578 01:01:50,948 --> 01:01:52,919 Very little government would be good, I think. 579 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,679 - Without too many laws. - And no passports. 580 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,759 No passports. 581 01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,047 - And no prisons. - No prisons. 582 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,879 What? 583 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:11,919 - No taxes. - No taxes. 584 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:14,279 This is getting to be a perfect government. 585 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:18,799 And I will add... No laws and no money. 586 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,919 And that's all we have room for. 587 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:25,559 Now, the next thing is to hold an election. I vote for myself as President. 588 01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:29,439 - And Stanley seconds the motion. - But I'm the discoverer of our island! 589 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,159 I vote for me! You vote for me too, don't you? 590 01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:35,559 No, no. Giovanni, votes only for Giovanni! 591 01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:38,605 Electioneering is over! 592 01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:43,639 Ch�rie. 593 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,999 Count the votes. 594 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:50,959 One vote for Giovanni. One vote for Antoine. 595 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:55,559 One, two, three... Three votes for Oliver Crusoe. 596 01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:59,860 The President is elected by a comfortable majority. 597 01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:07,599 As President of Crusoeland, I will now choose my cabinet. 598 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:13,519 - Ch�rie, you are my Vice President. - Thank you, Mr. President. 599 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:16,679 Antoine, you are my foreign minister. 600 01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:19,039 I am very proud. 601 01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:22,559 Giovanni, you are the minister of construction. 602 01:03:22,594 --> 01:03:25,439 You couldn't have made a better choice. 603 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,930 Well, that's that! 604 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:35,519 - What about me? - Stanley, you are the people! 605 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,839 I don't want to be the people. 606 01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,202 What do you mean, you don't want to be the people? 607 01:03:40,237 --> 01:03:42,559 There are more of you than there are of us! 608 01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,399 - You mean, there's a lot of me? - Certainly! 609 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,959 Oh, well! Why didn't you tell me? I didn't know. 610 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,639 Mr. President, but now we will have to have a flag. 611 01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:56,483 Giovanni's right. We can't have a government without a flag. 612 01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:01,839 - Can't we use this as a flag? - That will be perfect! 613 01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:08,148 - Yes, but we will need an emblem. - Wait a second. I have an idea. 614 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,756 It's impossible to keep this house clean. 615 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:57,391 Look at that. Terrible. 616 01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:04,806 See? The dust did that. 617 01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,479 - Stan, Ollie! - What happened? 618 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,250 Looks like we're being invaded. 619 01:05:36,285 --> 01:05:39,582 What happened? Take a look at the beach. 620 01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:56,147 Under the principle of self determination, the constitution proposed by the government, 621 01:05:56,182 --> 01:05:59,279 has been ratified by unanimous vote. 622 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:05,602 We have no alternative but to recognise this new sovereign state, the Crusoeland. 623 01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:56,384 Pardon me. 624 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:06,479 - Waiter, waiter! - Antoine, more bouillabaisse. 625 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:10,165 - Poor Antoine. - Poor Antoine's right. 626 01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,999 - What are you having? - You! 627 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,519 Let me go. You can't do that. 628 01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,199 They said it's a free country here. 629 01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:25,706 As President of this island I demand that you desist. 630 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:37,258 Do that again! 631 01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,252 You keep out of this, nitwit! 632 01:07:42,287 --> 01:07:44,319 I'll have you thrown off of this island for that! 633 01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:46,367 Yes. We'll have you imported! 634 01:07:46,368 --> 01:07:50,321 If I were you, my fine friends, I wouldn't be too sure. 635 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,773 See you later. 636 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,279 Gentlemen. 637 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:59,039 I'll have him thrown off this island if it's the last thing I do. 638 01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:00,919 - That's not possible. - Why not? 639 01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:04,039 - Because we have no such laws. - Yes. That would be pretty difficult. 640 01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:06,338 We'd be forced to change the constitution. 641 01:08:06,373 --> 01:08:10,136 If you want my advice Mr. President, call a meeting of the cabinet. 642 01:08:10,171 --> 01:08:11,799 That's a good idea. Come on. 643 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:15,189 We'll attend to that right now! 644 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,643 Enjoy yourself, folks. We'll be right back. 645 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,959 It sure is quiet out there. 646 01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:46,965 That's because I showed a firm hand with our proclamation. 647 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:05,034 Now I'll make a tour round the island and test the public's reaction. 648 01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,834 You don't have to. They're coming to visit you. 649 01:09:08,869 --> 01:09:11,282 They're coming to apologise. 650 01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:15,011 I knew that would bring them to their senses. 651 01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:23,401 - Who wrote that? - He did! 652 01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:29,359 - I now put you under arrest! - But he's the President. 653 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:31,909 He certainly is. 654 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:39,839 - Why don't you hang him? - You have just given me an excellent idea. 655 01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:45,199 You will confess everything and then you will be hanged like gentlemen, at sunrise. 656 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,386 Thank you very much. 657 01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:54,839 - What'd he say? - Why don't you keep your big mouth shut? 658 01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:58,239 - Are you going to hang her too? - Of course not. 659 01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:03,199 - What can I say, but thank you. - I can't believe my ears. 660 01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:07,119 Well, if you can't believe those ears, you can't believe anything. 661 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,194 Put some guards around the house. 662 01:10:09,195 --> 01:10:12,847 I'll immediately go and start a crew building a gallows. 663 01:10:12,882 --> 01:10:17,719 Oh, by the way... Now that I'm going to be President, I'll need that outfit. 664 01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:22,363 - Will you accompany me, my dear? - But of course. 665 01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:33,336 - I still can't believe my... - Oh, shut up! 666 01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:49,468 See if the guards are still out there. 667 01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,904 He missed me! 668 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:16,359 Attention! Attention! 669 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:21,559 Commander in chief, geographic station Tahiti. calling Lieutenant Frazer. 670 01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:26,199 Report your position. 8:30 AM, wavelength 15 metres... Over. 671 01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:29,359 Lucky I was hired to come here as a radio operator. 672 01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:31,388 Without Alecto I'd be sunk. 673 01:11:31,389 --> 01:11:35,506 That reminds me. He was just looking for you, Alecto. 674 01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:39,522 - Where is he? - Oh, over there. 675 01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:48,959 Hello. Lieutenant Frazer. Lieutenant Frazer! 676 01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:51,771 Lieutenant... For you. 677 01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:55,564 Sounds like a dame. 678 01:11:55,565 --> 01:11:58,199 Lieutenant Frazer. Lieutenant Frazer! 679 01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:02,039 Hello, snow white. Don't tell me the dwarves are annoying you. 680 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:04,412 Hello, Jack. Listen to me. You've got to come straight away. 681 01:12:04,447 --> 01:12:07,475 They've started a revolution... They're building a gallows... 682 01:12:07,510 --> 01:12:10,503 They're going to hang everyone. I need you! Do you hear me? 683 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,906 Change your course, 20 points to starboard. 684 01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:32,249 One, two, three, four... Let's go! 685 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:59,079 - Get away! Quick! - Is this another one of your tricks? 686 01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:02,039 - What do you mean, tricks? - Sure, she's full of them. 687 01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:05,359 - We go outside and the guards shoot us. - You're wrong! 688 01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:10,300 I just got rid of the guards outside. I put a stone in my purse. 689 01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:15,279 I went with Alecto only because one of us had to remain free to save the others. 690 01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:18,364 - What are we waiting for? - Come on! 691 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:22,239 - No. I'm staying here. - But we can't leave you here! 692 01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:24,359 I've got to stay here and send them in the other direction. 693 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:28,732 - Thank you very much, miss. - Now hurry up! Hurry up! 694 01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:55,634 - How did it happen? - I haven't got time to explain! 695 01:14:55,635 --> 01:14:58,399 You've got to run and try and catch those brutes. 696 01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:01,159 Did you notice which way they went? 697 01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:05,163 - That way! - Follow me! 698 01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:28,870 There they are! 699 01:15:28,905 --> 01:15:30,982 Follow me! 700 01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:48,804 Hurry up! They went this way! 701 01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:02,012 Hey, look at that! 702 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:20,594 I think we're safe here. 703 01:16:20,629 --> 01:16:23,842 Don't you? 704 01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:37,422 He must have fainted. 705 01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,802 What happened? 706 01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:02,559 Ch�rie! 707 01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:05,683 It's Ch�rie! 708 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:12,310 Stan, answer me. Forgive me. 709 01:17:12,345 --> 01:17:15,689 I didn't know it was you. Please, look at me. 710 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:19,763 - How did you catch them? - But I... 711 01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:25,889 The girl is absolutely wonderful. She has a stone in her bag! 712 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,408 Quick! Get them out of here! 713 01:17:28,409 --> 01:17:31,959 We're going to give the signal for the show to begin. 714 01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:36,319 As a token of thanks for your help, without which I would never have succeeded, 715 01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:43,300 I am giving you the honour of pulling the lever that will drop these traitors into eternity. 716 01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:57,839 Alecto! Alecto! This girl is in cahoots with the traitors! 717 01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,914 - Look where he's standing. - What are you talking about? 718 01:18:00,915 --> 01:18:04,756 She overpowered us and let them escape! 719 01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:16,105 I don't get it. I've just been checking. 720 01:19:16,106 --> 01:19:19,274 We're exactly on the position where the island stood. 721 01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:30,239 - Oh, no! - What do you mean, no? 722 01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:32,799 - I don't want to be rescued by him! - Why not? 723 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:34,759 He was too long getting here! 724 01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:37,711 This world of ours is definitely no fair place 725 01:19:37,712 --> 01:19:40,159 but people go on living just the same. 726 01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:42,719 Ch�rie Lamour is finally marrying her Lieutenant 727 01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:47,119 And they look forward to many years of happily married life. 728 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:50,463 Do you take for your wedded wife Miss Ch�rie Lamour? 729 01:19:50,498 --> 01:19:52,199 OK, OK! 730 01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:55,079 - I now pronounce you man and wife. - You jilted me. 731 01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:56,519 I jilted you, you say? 732 01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:59,453 Giovanni has gone back to his native Italy. 733 01:19:59,454 --> 01:20:04,319 Instead of building marble palaces, he'll go on forever building fences. 734 01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:07,559 Antoine has been brought back to the boat from which he ran away. 735 01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:13,159 Still anxious to give up this life of wandering, he tries once more his usual means of escape. 736 01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:18,763 But this time he's gotten into the wrong sort of cage. 737 01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:26,879 As for our two heroes, 738 01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,879 after all their mishaps, they've finally gotten their inheritance. 739 01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:36,639 Their own south sea island and there far away from all the cares of the world, 740 01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:40,079 they settle down to a well earned rest. 741 01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:45,199 That was sure was nice of Frazer and Ch�rie to land us here on our own real island. 742 01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:48,439 Give us all this food and everything... 743 01:20:48,440 --> 01:20:51,839 - Just like a fresh start in life. - It certainly is. 744 01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:55,815 And they're going to send us new supplies every six months. 745 01:20:55,816 --> 01:20:58,399 At last, all of our troubles are over. 746 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:03,639 Yes, sir. Nothing to do from now on but eat and sleep. 747 01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:08,003 And nobody to tell us what to do. 748 01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:12,559 - What are you doing here? - What are we doing here? 749 01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:14,719 This is our island! 750 01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:15,839 There must be some mistake. 751 01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:20,568 This island has been taken over by the government for insufficient payment of inheritance taxes. 752 01:21:20,603 --> 01:21:23,408 Moreover, you've also been fined for the delay. 753 01:21:23,443 --> 01:21:26,214 It's my duty to seize your supplies and food. 754 01:21:26,249 --> 01:21:28,408 Take it away! 755 01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:39,319 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! 756 01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:43,598 Well, I couldn't help it. You're always blaming me for everything... 757 01:21:44,305 --> 01:21:50,576 Please rate this subtitle at %url% Help other users to choose the best subtitles