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www.titlovi.com

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You're right, Mary.

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He was a good father and a generous friend,
but a terrible businessman.

4
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Yes, sir. Just no business sense at all.

5
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But what about all the property Dad owned?

6
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Mortgaged to the hilt, all of it.
Here. You can see the figures for yourself.

7
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I've been working on 'em
ever since John died.

8
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Yes, sir. I've been executor
of many an estate and...

9
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Surely there's something left of the estate.
- Nothing that ain't swallowed up by debts.

10
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Now, about that money you loaned the estate.

11
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To help with the immediate expenses, honey.
The funeral. I didn't want you bothered.

12
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- Eleven hundred and forty-three dollars.
- Eleven hundred?

13
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- That's all you had to finish college!
- Don't get excited, honey.

14
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- But you won't get your engineer's degree.
- Well...

15
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Well, a married man
has no business going to college anyway.

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- You had no right to take it.
- It's been worryin' me, too.

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Yes, sir.
Started me schemin' away to help you.

18
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There's one item I ain't mentioned because...
well, it's more of a liability than an asset.

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Your father's ferryboat.
- And the franchise to operate the ferry line.

20
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Don't mean nothin'. The old
<i>Fairy Queen's</i> been laid up for weeks.

21
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But, seein' as you both need cash, well...

22
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It ain't business,
but I'll give you $400 for it.

23
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Thanks, Mr Pratt,

24
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but I'm sure Mary doesn't want to sell.

25
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- Why not, Tom?
- No, honey.

26
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We are being foolish, young man.

27
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Quiet, Donald.

28
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You're gonna need money for food and rent.

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Rent?

30
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Well, we still have the old home here.

31
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Well... I was comin' to that.

32
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You see, there was a mortgage.

33
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A mortgage?

34
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Do you mean we've lost it?
The home my great-granddaddy built?

35
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Well, knowing you wouldn't want a stranger
to get it, I bought it myself.

36
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House and furniture.

37
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Cost me more than it's worth, but...
well, your father was my friend.

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But I was born here.
I've never lived anywhere else.

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- You're not asking Mary to move out?
- No hurry. Take your time.

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I won't be moving in till next Thursday.

41
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Well, I've done the best I could
with an ornery job and I'm glad it's over.

42
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Yes, sir.

43
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And to show you how bad I feel about it,
I'll give you $500 for the old ferry line.

44
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- No, thank you.
- You're a young fool.

45
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Take it easy.

46
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Mary, think it over.
It's <i>your</i> boat, you know.

47
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Good day.

48
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Why didn't you let him buy the boat?

49
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Because Phineas Pratt is a crook.
And I have an idea.

50
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I'm an engineer - well, almost. I'll put that
old crate back in service and make a fortune.

51
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- Do you really think so?
- Well, anyway, a living.

52
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Tom...

53
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Aunt Tillie and Uncle Gus.

54
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Oh. You mean the missionaries?

55
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- Yes. How terrible.
- What's terrible about missionaries?

56
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They were notified
to come for their share of the estate.

57
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- That's too bad. Can't we stop them?
- It's too late now.

58
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What a shame, dragging Aunt Tillie
from her missionary work in China.

59
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How about your Uncle Gus coming all the way
from Alaska? That's no streetcar ride.

60
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Imagine the old dears
travelling thousands of miles for nothing.

61
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- King! He's waked up!
- The little darling.

62
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"The little darling"!

63
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Hey!

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Gentlemen of the jury,

65
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gaze on the defendant!

66
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Have you ever seen a countenance

67
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so honest, so open, so innocent...

68
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as the face of this persecuted defendant,

69
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Augustus Q Winterbottom?

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He'd steal anything that wouldn't bite him.

71
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Judge, is there any sense
in going on with this here trial?

72
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This is a court of justice,
and according to law,

73
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we oughta try him a while
before we hang him.

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The defendant will take the stand.

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I suppose you're acquainted with
the penalty for perjury?

76
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I object!

77
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Objection overruled. Sit down.

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Gus, you are hereby charged
with pumping a load of lead

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into the anatomy of one
High Card Harrington.

80
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- Six shots!
- Six hits.

81
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Six cigars.

82
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Ah!

83
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You should've worn your galoshes.

84
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Have you anything more to say
before I find you guilty?

85
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So you're gonna deal from a cold deck, eh?

86
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Boys, this mummy sitting here inveigled me
into a game of chance entitled draw poker.

87
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I figured from the start I'd have to shoot
him.It was all I could do to take his money.

88
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- I know just how you felt.
- What a country!

89
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How about old Red?!

90
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You fellas gotta quit skylarkin'
or go outside.

91
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That's telling 'em, Elmer.

92
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Your Honour.

93
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Old naked-skull boy.

94
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Now listen, you...
gentlemen of the jury.

95
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In this here game with High Card, gents,
I deals myself four aces - all regular.

96
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What is my astonishment when High Card
there lays down five aces against my four?

97
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I'm a broad-minded man, gents.

98
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I don't object to nine aces in one deck.

99
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But when a man lays down
five aces in one hand...

100
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And besides, I know what I dealt him.

101
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Gus, it is the judgment of this court that
your cards has too many aces in the deck.

102
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So this court rules that the citizens
ain't to start shootin' at you

103
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for one hour and a half,
Specific Standard Time.

104
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Get goin'!

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Handsome, why ain't you ever thought of
marrying and settling down?

106
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I was married once -
to a saintly woman if ever there was one.

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She threw a.44 slug
into my right shoulder.

108
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She was a woman of impulse.

109
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She's a missionary now, in China,

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doing noble work among the lowly heathens.

111
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Well, I'll be dad-blamed!

112
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"Mr Augustus Q Winterbottom."

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"Dear Sir: The last will and testament
of the late John Blake

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includes you among the bean-fisheries."

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"Your presence in Danville will facilitate
the distribution of said large estate."

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"Yours truly,
Phineas Pratt, Executor."

117
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Well, I'll be dad-blamed!

118
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And now the poor fella's in a moratorium.

119
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There comes a tide in the affairs of men,
my dear Blubber,

120
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when we must take the bull by the tail
and face the situation.

121
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- How's Tillie doing with the dice?
- She's been losing since midnight.

122
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Here. For the Professor.

123
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Here you are, Professor.

124
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Oh, thanks.

125
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I heard Tillie's in bad shape.
- Looks like the old girl's pretty near through.

126
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Too bad.

127
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I've never worked for any woman that looked
out for the Professor the way Tillie does.

128
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Seven.

129
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Ten straight passes.

130
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- This time, Tillie, I shoot 10,000.
- Well, Swede, just to be sociable...

131
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I shall trade you.

132
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- What is that?
- That?

133
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My dear Swede, that is a judgment
against my ex-husband, Gus Winterbottom,

134
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for $10,000 alimony.

135
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- This is for you, madam.
- Oh?

136
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Well, it can't be any worse
than the bad news I've been reading -

137
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on the dice.

138
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Well, Tillie, looks like
you hauled off and got lucky again.

139
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Yes... My poor brother.

140
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- Who's this fella, Phineas Pratt?
- A crook.

141
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An old friend of the family.
I've known him since we were children.

142
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We went to school togeth...

143
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I trust you've finished!

144
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Boys, I've got to take the first steamer
back to the States.

145
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Swede, what will you shoot against the
joint - lease, lock, layouts and liquor?

146
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20,000.

147
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Good. It's about time
the big Swede crapped.

148
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No complaints, Swede, of course,
but who made your dice for you?

149
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A fellow in Alaska called, uh...

150
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Gus Winterbottom.

151
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At the first opportunity I must shoot
that ex-husband of mine - personally.

152
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Goodbye, boys!

153
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<i>~ Bringing in the sheaves</i>
<i>Bringing in the sheaves ~</i>

154
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A hundred and twenty, a hundred
and twenty-five, a hundred and thirty.

155
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Packrat berth to Danville.

156
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Lower 8, car 75.

157
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- $140, please.
- 140? I thought you said 135.

158
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One hundred and forty.

159
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No matter, no matter.

160
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What man has done, man can do.

161
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Pardon me.

162
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Mrs... Matilda... Winterbottom.

163
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- You say you're a Chinese missionary?
- I said I was a missionary in China.

164
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That, I understand, entitles me
to a reduction in railroad fare.

165
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Of course.

166
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- How did you conduct your work?
- Through kindness.

167
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My object was to bring them in,
out of the darkness,

168
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to put more spirits into them,
as it were,

169
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and to relieve them
of their material burdens.

170
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How interesting! Sign here, please.

171
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While you were over there,
did you have any Chinese children?

172
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Why... I mean Chinese children
in the mission.

173
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- Oh.
- Well...

174
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Just present this to the ticket agent.
It entitles you to a 10% reduction.

175
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I thank you.

176
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<i>~ Bringing in the sheaves... ~</i>

177
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<i>~ Bringing in the sheaves ~</i>

178
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Berth 8, car 75.

179
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Not so fast, you weed bender.
<i>I reserved berth 8.</i>

180
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The passing years have slowed you
on the draw, my little chickadee.

181
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Which way are you heading, my little dove?

182
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Canada, possibly. What section
of the country do <i>you</i> intend to ravish?

183
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A sentimental journey, to...

184
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Please be careful, sir.

185
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Well! I am sorry.

186
00:16:38,678 --> 00:16:42,663
It's quite all right, it's quite all right.
It's a pardonable sin.

187
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Your ticket to Danville, Doctor.

188
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- Danville?
- That's your train also, madam. Track 6.

189
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Sun Kissed Express:
Salt Lake, Denver and points East.

190
00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:06,782
We're not interested in which way it points.

191
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My brother was a very wealthy man,

192
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and there is but one heir beside us -
my niece, a girl of 20.

193
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Wouldn't it be advisable for us
to get ourselves appointed her guardians?

194
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That is my intention.

195
00:17:20,024 --> 00:17:21,024
Ahem!

196
00:17:21,593 --> 00:17:25,453
Pardon me, folks. We're having a game
of poker. Would you care to play?

197
00:17:25,553 --> 00:17:26,553
Poker?

198
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Is that the game where one receives 5 cards
and if two are alike, that's pretty good,

199
00:17:31,312 --> 00:17:33,571
but if three are alike, that's much better?

200
00:17:33,671 --> 00:17:39,332
- Oh, you'll learn the game in no time.
- Yes. He picks things up very quickly.

201
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We're in the rear end of the next car.

202
00:17:45,784 --> 00:17:49,568
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
He's a wool in sheep's clothing.

203
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,373
Will you take them, or shall I?

204
00:17:51,473 --> 00:17:55,980
I will. You were always better
at the galloping dominoes. Come on.

205
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,851
- Shall I distribute the cards?
- The procedure is to cut for the deal.

206
00:18:01,951 --> 00:18:05,531
It goes to the one drawing the highest card.
- And the ace is high.

207
00:18:05,631 --> 00:18:09,014
You must forgive the ignorance of a novice.

208
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:11,624
Queen.

209
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,392
Ten.

210
00:18:14,984 --> 00:18:15,984
King.

211
00:18:17,351 --> 00:18:18,351
Ace.

212
00:18:21,704 --> 00:18:25,733
Oh, I beg your pardon, Doctor.
I'm afraid I didn't see that ace.

213
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,033
Nor I.

214
00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:31,493
<i>- You</i> saw it, didn't you?
- Why, uh... no.

215
00:18:31,593 --> 00:18:35,577
Goodness gracious.
Have I transgressed again?

216
00:18:38,344 --> 00:18:40,335
There it is.

217
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By the way, what was that exciting game
we played on the ship coming over?

218
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Cassino.

219
00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:52,213
Don't you just love cassino, Mr White?

220
00:18:52,313 --> 00:18:54,289
I prefer pinochle.

221
00:18:54,389 --> 00:18:57,652
Pinochle?
That's the top of something, isn't it?

222
00:18:57,752 --> 00:19:00,251
The pinochle of a hill, for instance.

223
00:19:00,351 --> 00:19:03,170
That's enough.
Five cards is all that's legal.

224
00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:05,494
Thanks. I must remember that.

225
00:19:06,504 --> 00:19:08,489
Fresh money.

226
00:19:08,589 --> 00:19:10,575
I'm shy for the minute.

227
00:19:18,544 --> 00:19:22,972
By the way, I saw those two sailors
off the ship today.

228
00:19:23,072 --> 00:19:24,072
Yeah?

229
00:19:30,864 --> 00:19:33,424
- See anybody else?
- Not a soul.

230
00:19:36,264 --> 00:19:38,255
I'll trade three, Doctor.

231
00:19:40,784 --> 00:19:41,784
Five.

232
00:19:45,424 --> 00:19:48,097
I'll have to play these, I guess.

233
00:19:56,664 --> 00:19:57,664
Ah...

234
00:19:59,544 --> 00:20:00,944
My, my.

235
00:20:02,944 --> 00:20:06,857
Godfrey Daniel, Charlie Bogle
and Doctor Bebe.

236
00:20:08,904 --> 00:20:11,418
Goodness gracious.

237
00:20:14,624 --> 00:20:16,024
Shucks.

238
00:20:17,304 --> 00:20:21,502
- What happened to the two sailors?
- Three more sailors joined them.

239
00:20:24,384 --> 00:20:27,979
<i>- Three</i> more sailors?
- I mean two.

240
00:20:28,424 --> 00:20:30,649
Oh. I thought so.

241
00:20:30,749 --> 00:20:32,852
I'll bet $25.

242
00:20:32,952 --> 00:20:34,530
I call it.

243
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,013
I call.

244
00:20:36,113 --> 00:20:38,493
I'm shy. I raise 75.

245
00:20:41,704 --> 00:20:44,610
I call. I'm light, Doctor.

246
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,689
I'll see it. I'm light.

247
00:20:46,789 --> 00:20:48,689
I'll call too.

248
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,572
Four jacks.

249
00:20:50,672 --> 00:20:52,809
Four queens.

250
00:20:52,909 --> 00:20:56,340
I'm sorry, Doctor.
It'll take four aces to beat me.

251
00:20:57,264 --> 00:21:01,223
What a coincidence.
What a coincidence. Here they are.

252
00:21:09,024 --> 00:21:11,973
May I remind you, ecclesiastically,

253
00:21:12,073 --> 00:21:15,970
that the pot was shy 225 herring.

254
00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:20,137
You may keep it as a souvenir
of a pleasant 20 minutes.

255
00:21:22,224 --> 00:21:26,012
<i>~ Bringing in the sheaves</i>
<i>Bringing in the sheaves ~</i>

256
00:21:36,064 --> 00:21:39,130
You are entitled to 50%,
my little Annie Oakley.

257
00:21:39,230 --> 00:21:43,297
I shall credit your share
to the alimony account.

258
00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:52,040
It was very sad, Tillie,
but your brother died a bankrupt.

259
00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:55,207
Yes, sir. There just ain't no estate.

260
00:21:57,095 --> 00:22:00,123
Instead of a pot of gold
at the end of the rainbow,

261
00:22:00,223 --> 00:22:02,722
we found an ash can.

262
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,807
- Tell me, ash can...
- Pratt! Phineas Pratt.

263
00:22:07,215 --> 00:22:09,961
As children
we used to call him by another name.

264
00:22:10,061 --> 00:22:12,721
And a very appropriate one,
I'm sure.

265
00:22:12,821 --> 00:22:17,483
What of the old home here? All these
priceless heirlooms ought to fetch a tidy sum.

266
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:21,454
No. It's all been sold.
For the mortgage.

267
00:22:24,015 --> 00:22:26,565
- Who bought it.
- Uh...

268
00:22:26,665 --> 00:22:30,924
- I did.
- My sweet, loan me this handbag a moment.

269
00:22:31,024 --> 00:22:34,719
- What of this ferryboat you speak of?
- 'Tain't worth nothin'.

270
00:22:34,819 --> 00:22:39,163
But just to help Mary out,
I offered her 500 for it. But she refused.

271
00:22:39,263 --> 00:22:43,082
Refused 500? The poor girl
must have been out of her mind with grief.

272
00:22:43,182 --> 00:22:46,241
I wish you would talk to Mary about it,
for her own good.

273
00:22:46,341 --> 00:22:48,443
We'll see what we can do.

274
00:22:48,543 --> 00:22:52,528
- Is this boat still above water?
- She still floats, but she can't run.

275
00:22:58,455 --> 00:23:00,722
Ah. Just so.

276
00:23:00,822 --> 00:23:03,923
Careful! This is worth $3,000!

277
00:23:04,023 --> 00:23:05,423
$3,000?

278
00:23:06,665 --> 00:23:10,359
For an overgrown shaving mug?
And only $500 for a ferryboat?

279
00:23:10,459 --> 00:23:13,361
Well, I... I might pay Mary a little more.

280
00:23:13,461 --> 00:23:15,839
Yes, sir. Just for... friendship.

281
00:23:15,939 --> 00:23:19,043
Uh, how friendly? Say $1,000?

282
00:23:19,143 --> 00:23:22,360
- That's the limit.
- At $1,000, friendship ceases, eh?

283
00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:25,483
You must be lonesome here
with so many empty guest rooms.

284
00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:27,001
I'm never lonesome.

285
00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:31,842
By the way, if you're
thinking of staying for a few days,

286
00:23:31,942 --> 00:23:35,320
the Commercial House
is still the best hotel in town.

287
00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:38,560
Pardon, sir. Luncheon is served.

288
00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:41,089
You must excuse me now.

289
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:46,292
I'll bet you haven't called him that
since you were a child.

290
00:23:51,495 --> 00:23:53,480
I have it.

291
00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:56,169
- That was a close shave.
- Gus, here's your cane.

292
00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:04,287
Come, my dear. Mind your foot.

293
00:24:14,775 --> 00:24:19,842
- Well, the <i>Fairy Queen!</i>
- Looks more like an old Eskimo kayak.

294
00:24:19,942 --> 00:24:25,161
Obviously the thing to do
is to persuade my niece to take $500 for it.

295
00:24:25,261 --> 00:24:27,639
You've been reading my mind.

296
00:24:27,739 --> 00:24:30,524
Then we shall sell it to Phineas for $1,000,

297
00:24:30,624 --> 00:24:34,202
thus dividing $500 between us.

298
00:24:34,302 --> 00:24:36,280
Not a bad day's work.

299
00:24:36,380 --> 00:24:39,447
Providing you don't do the dividing.

300
00:24:43,455 --> 00:24:46,891
What ho! The old ark is inhabited.

301
00:24:53,255 --> 00:24:56,283
See here, young man -
that is, if I'm not mistaken.

302
00:24:56,383 --> 00:24:58,562
What is your name
and where do you hail from?

303
00:24:58,662 --> 00:25:02,887
- Stupid! He can't understand you.
- A foreigner, eh?

304
00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:05,445
Ah! A goose!

305
00:25:06,975 --> 00:25:10,968
A goose if ever I saw one.

306
00:25:11,735 --> 00:25:15,091
- Do you like children?
- I do if they're properly cooked.

307
00:25:18,615 --> 00:25:20,606
Excuse me.

308
00:25:21,255 --> 00:25:25,720
King, what are you doing here?
- I think he was going for a swim with a goose.

309
00:25:25,820 --> 00:25:29,163
Isn't that just like a man?
His father was supposed to watch him.

310
00:25:29,263 --> 00:25:31,530
Who might his father be - Old Man River?

311
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,559
Well, you see, we... we live here.

312
00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:38,641
- You live here?
- Yes. I... I own the boat.

313
00:25:38,741 --> 00:25:42,444
Child! Doesn't your heart tell you?
I'm your Aunt Tillie!

314
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:45,043
And I am your Uncle Gussie.

315
00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:49,121
Uncle Gus and Aunt Tillie?
Oh, I'm so happy!

316
00:25:49,221 --> 00:25:51,402
- When did you arrive?
- This morning.

317
00:25:51,502 --> 00:25:54,960
We've been expecting you.
Tom! Oh, Tom!

318
00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:56,401
My husband.

319
00:25:56,501 --> 00:26:01,924
- You two are angels straight from heaven.
- Uh... We detoured slightly on the way.

320
00:26:02,024 --> 00:26:04,921
You're going to stay with us
a long time, I hope.

321
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:09,480
We can't offer you many luxuries, but...
we'll try to make you comfortable.

322
00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:12,720
Come up to the living room
while I fix some lunch.

323
00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:16,091
I'll get Tom.
He's probably in the engine room.

324
00:26:20,655 --> 00:26:23,843
It won't take a minute.

325
00:26:23,943 --> 00:26:28,081
- Sentimental little idiot, isn't she?
- Yeah. Mm-hm.

326
00:26:28,181 --> 00:26:32,161
It shouldn't be any trouble
to persuade her to sell the boat for $500.

327
00:26:32,261 --> 00:26:34,166
She's a chump if ever I saw one.

328
00:26:34,895 --> 00:26:38,604
Come. Let's repair to the festive bar.

329
00:26:40,095 --> 00:26:41,095
Ow!

330
00:26:45,095 --> 00:26:47,479
Careless things, horses.

331
00:26:47,579 --> 00:26:50,561
Washington threw a dollar
across the Potomac.

332
00:26:50,661 --> 00:26:53,524
- I shall heave this horse anchor...
- Augustus!

333
00:26:53,624 --> 00:26:55,004
Don't annoy me.

334
00:26:55,104 --> 00:26:59,486
- The other end is attached to the baby!
- Trying to hold back on me, eh?

335
00:27:06,975 --> 00:27:10,251
Fodder fit for a king.

336
00:27:21,455 --> 00:27:24,643
I suppose in your missionary work
it's customary to say grace.

337
00:27:24,743 --> 00:27:26,603
Why, Tom, of course it is.

338
00:27:26,703 --> 00:27:30,804
- Won't you say grace, Aunt Tillie?
- Thank you, my dear. How thoughtful of you.

339
00:27:30,904 --> 00:27:34,599
However, I feel inadequate
in the presence of your Uncle Augustus.

340
00:27:34,699 --> 00:27:37,122
I shan't forget those words, my sweet.

341
00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:39,961
On the other hand,
I am a guest beneath this roof.

342
00:27:40,061 --> 00:27:42,853
The honour goes
to the master of the house.

343
00:27:43,255 --> 00:27:47,134
Well... I guess
anybody can pray when they're happy.

344
00:27:58,295 --> 00:28:01,403
We thank thee for this meal
and all thy favours.

345
00:28:01,503 --> 00:28:05,082
We thank thee also for the safe arrival
of Aunt Tillie and Uncle Gus.

346
00:28:05,182 --> 00:28:07,814
May you guard them
and protect them from harm. Amen.

347
00:28:17,335 --> 00:28:21,647
Would it be asking you too much
to go away somewhere and lay an egg?

348
00:28:29,782 --> 00:28:31,288
Where's Uncle Gus?

349
00:28:31,388 --> 00:28:33,367
Oh, he decided to paint the boat.

350
00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:37,166
Aunt Tillie insisted again on
giving the baby his bath. The King loves it.

351
00:28:37,266 --> 00:28:38,266
Why not?

352
00:28:38,366 --> 00:28:43,329
You know, I always figured missionaries
would be depressing to have around the house.

353
00:28:43,429 --> 00:28:45,530
But Aunt Tillie and Uncle Gus are OK.

354
00:28:45,630 --> 00:28:48,730
It's been grand for us,
having honest people to advise us.

355
00:28:48,830 --> 00:28:52,931
I'll tell you something else grand.
I'll have this old engine running today.

356
00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:55,490
- You mean it?
- Cross my heart.

357
00:28:57,742 --> 00:29:01,366
<i>~ Throw out the lifeline</i>
<i>Throw out the lifeline ~</i>

358
00:29:01,466 --> 00:29:04,049
<i>~ Someone is drifting away... ~</i>

359
00:29:04,149 --> 00:29:06,367
Give us that other hand.
Come on.

360
00:29:06,467 --> 00:29:10,528
<i>~ Throw out the lifeline</i>
<i>Throw out the lifeline ~</i>

361
00:29:10,628 --> 00:29:14,369
<i>~ Someone is sinking today ~</i>

362
00:29:14,469 --> 00:29:16,091
Now, come on.

363
00:29:16,191 --> 00:29:20,175
<i>~ Someone is sinking today ~</i>

364
00:29:33,142 --> 00:29:34,142
King!

365
00:29:37,582 --> 00:29:39,982
Oh, naughty!

366
00:29:51,982 --> 00:29:54,371
Well, I'm on time today.

367
00:29:57,702 --> 00:30:01,688
<i> There should be a room in every</i>
<i>house where the entire family can relax.</i>

368
00:30:01,788 --> 00:30:04,571
<i> The bathroom, with its gleaming tile...</i>

369
00:30:04,671 --> 00:30:08,090
<i> And now, let me say a word</i>
<i>about My Lady's lingerie.</i>

370
00:30:08,190 --> 00:30:10,696
<i> It should be changed</i>
<i>every 1,000 miles.</i>

371
00:30:13,942 --> 00:30:16,369
<i>- Hello, folks. Handy Andy speaking.</i>
- Ah.

372
00:30:16,469 --> 00:30:19,528
<i>Today I shall continue my subject:</i>
<i>Mixing paint for the home.</i>

373
00:30:19,628 --> 00:30:22,209
<i>You should have everything</i>
<i>I mentioned yesterday.</i>

374
00:30:22,309 --> 00:30:23,691
- Got 'em!
<i>- Are you ready?</i>

375
00:30:23,791 --> 00:30:25,251
- Ready! Shoot!
<i>- Good.</i>

376
00:30:25,351 --> 00:30:28,015
<i>First, take the turpentine can,</i>

377
00:30:28,782 --> 00:30:30,773
<i>the large one.</i>

378
00:30:33,502 --> 00:30:35,493
<i>Open a vent with an axe.</i>

379
00:30:45,102 --> 00:30:47,167
<i>Or a hatchet will do quite nicely.</i>

380
00:30:47,267 --> 00:30:49,457
Make up your mind!

381
00:30:50,262 --> 00:30:52,901
This is the way
we used to open 'em in the army.

382
00:30:53,902 --> 00:30:55,690
Guess I was thinking of the navy.

383
00:30:55,790 --> 00:30:59,651
<i>Now take the can</i>
<i>and pour the contents in a tub.</i>

384
00:30:59,751 --> 00:31:01,733
<i>Now the lampblack.</i>

385
00:31:04,502 --> 00:31:08,887
<i>Grab the pound package,</i>
<i>the drier and a pint can of shellac.</i>

386
00:31:08,987 --> 00:31:11,940
Drier... and pint can of shellac.

387
00:31:13,022 --> 00:31:15,013
<i>Pour in the lampblack.</i>

388
00:31:16,302 --> 00:31:18,569
Pour in the lampblack.

389
00:31:18,669 --> 00:31:20,653
<i>Now the drier.</i>

390
00:31:21,622 --> 00:31:23,208
The drier.

391
00:31:23,308 --> 00:31:26,817
<i>- Throw in the can of shellac.</i>
- Throw in the can of shellac.

392
00:31:27,902 --> 00:31:30,888
<i>Pay strict attention.</i>
<i>Now stir rapidly with a paddle.</i>

393
00:31:30,988 --> 00:31:35,809
<i>From now on we'll have to work faster</i>
<i>to keep the mixture from coagulating.</i>

394
00:31:35,909 --> 00:31:37,531
<i>Pour in the linseed oil.</i>

395
00:31:37,631 --> 00:31:39,570
Linseed oil.

396
00:31:39,670 --> 00:31:44,053
<i>- Two cups of benzene.</i>
- Two cups of benzene.

397
00:31:45,382 --> 00:31:47,657
<i>Three scoops of white lead.</i>

398
00:31:48,142 --> 00:31:50,133
<i>The blue tint.</i>

399
00:31:51,222 --> 00:31:53,569
<i>The small can of turpentine.</i>

400
00:31:53,669 --> 00:31:56,291
<i>The naphtha oil - one ounce.</i>

401
00:31:56,391 --> 00:31:58,657
<i>The large bag of lampblack.</i>

402
00:32:00,142 --> 00:32:02,337
Large bag of lampblack...

403
00:32:02,862 --> 00:32:07,247
<i>- One capsule of Prussian blue.</i>
- One capsule of Prussian blue.

404
00:32:07,347 --> 00:32:09,529
<i>One scoop of the red tint.</i>

405
00:32:09,629 --> 00:32:11,607
Not so fast, not so fast!

406
00:32:11,707 --> 00:32:13,607
<i>Stir slowly.</i>

407
00:32:13,707 --> 00:32:16,768
<i>Two scoops of white tint.</i>

408
00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,528
<i>Stir quickly.</i>

409
00:32:18,628 --> 00:32:21,331
<i>Three scoops of plate shellac.</i>

410
00:32:21,431 --> 00:32:23,567
<i>Stir slightly.</i>

411
00:32:23,667 --> 00:32:26,126
<i>Three dashes of alcohol.</i>

412
00:32:26,226 --> 00:32:28,772
<i>A pint of clarifier.</i>

413
00:32:28,872 --> 00:32:31,087
<i>One pint of drier.</i>

414
00:32:31,187 --> 00:32:34,487
<i>- Two cups of raw linseed oil.</i>
- You said that before!

415
00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:37,531
<i>- Five pounds of grey.</i>
- Five pounds of grey...

416
00:32:37,631 --> 00:32:40,368
<i>Seven scoops of white lead.</i>

417
00:32:40,468 --> 00:32:42,926
<i>One package of yellow.</i>

418
00:32:43,026 --> 00:32:45,167
<i>One quart of thinner.</i>

419
00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:47,822
<i>Stir thoroughly.</i>

420
00:32:50,756 --> 00:32:53,705
<i> Now pay strict attention.</i>

421
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,787
<i>Up on your tiptoes.</i>

422
00:32:56,836 --> 00:32:59,220
<i>Take a deep breath.</i>

423
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,108
<i>Exhale.</i>

424
00:33:02,208 --> 00:33:04,187
<i>Arms over the head.</i>

425
00:33:06,156 --> 00:33:08,147
<i>Raise the right knee.</i>

426
00:33:09,116 --> 00:33:10,782
<i>Now the left.</i>

427
00:33:10,882 --> 00:33:13,340
<i>The right. The left. The right.</i>

428
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,023
<i>Left. Right. Left. Right.</i>

429
00:33:16,123 --> 00:33:21,662
<i> Left right left right left right</i>
<i>left right left right left right... Rest.</i>

430
00:33:21,762 --> 00:33:22,762
Whew!

431
00:33:23,761 --> 00:33:26,748
There must be an easier way to mix paint.

432
00:33:27,996 --> 00:33:29,981
This is the boat, Commissioner.

433
00:33:30,081 --> 00:33:33,541
It should've been condemned years ago.

434
00:33:33,641 --> 00:33:35,194
Anybody aboard?!

435
00:33:39,396 --> 00:33:41,780
- Hello, Mr Pratt.
- Mrs Sheridan.

436
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,064
This is Commissioner McLennan
of the State Inspection Board.

437
00:33:45,164 --> 00:33:46,822
How do you do.

438
00:33:46,922 --> 00:33:49,220
- Won't you come in?
- No, thank you.

439
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,353
I'm afraid I bring you
rather unpleasant news.

440
00:33:54,636 --> 00:33:58,180
Oh. Commissioner McLennan,
this is my aunt, Mrs Winterbottom.

441
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,660
- And my husband.
- How do you do.

442
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,784
To what do we owe the honour of this visit?

443
00:34:03,884 --> 00:34:06,383
I have a paper for your signature,
Mrs Sheridan.

444
00:34:06,483 --> 00:34:07,945
What is it?

445
00:34:08,045 --> 00:34:11,870
Cancellation of your ferry franchise,
to become effective July 5th.

446
00:34:12,436 --> 00:34:14,820
Our franchise cancelled?

447
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,344
- Tom!
- Steady, honey.

448
00:34:18,444 --> 00:34:22,864
Now if you'll just sign this, Mrs Sheridan.
- Here's a pen.

449
00:34:22,964 --> 00:34:25,101
Whoa! Not so fast.

450
00:34:25,201 --> 00:34:28,820
Commissioner McLennan,
this is my uncle, Mr Winterbottom.

451
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,104
- Did you write this?
- It's a legal form of cancellation.

452
00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:35,182
No niece of mine shall ever sign it.

453
00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:36,862
By heck.

454
00:34:36,962 --> 00:34:39,942
- But the old hulk ain't seaworthy!
- That's a downright fib.

455
00:34:40,042 --> 00:34:41,824
I'm not so sure.

456
00:34:41,924 --> 00:34:46,467
- This boat was launched in 1881.
- So was my wife, but she's still seaworthy.

457
00:34:48,756 --> 00:34:51,981
She's probably got barnacles all over her.

458
00:34:52,081 --> 00:34:54,184
The boat, I mean.

459
00:34:54,284 --> 00:34:56,942
She's as solid as a brick telephone booth.

460
00:34:57,042 --> 00:35:00,108
- Well, I'll look it over.
- Follow me.

461
00:35:01,836 --> 00:35:06,432
I suppose if we dug deep enough
we'd find <i>you</i> at the bottom of all this.

462
00:35:06,956 --> 00:35:11,145
The whole ship was put together
like the Rock of Gibraltar.

463
00:35:11,245 --> 00:35:14,626
My wife keeps this handy to darn my socks.

464
00:35:18,036 --> 00:35:21,740
This has no business here.
It belongs on the front of my cap.

465
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:27,222
It needs painting pretty badly.
- Uh... Let me call your attention to these rails.

466
00:35:27,322 --> 00:35:29,272
Non-breakable and indestructible.

467
00:35:31,676 --> 00:35:34,952
Detachable so we can handle the crowds.

468
00:35:39,236 --> 00:35:41,227
Lord have mercy.

469
00:35:57,396 --> 00:36:00,541
- Here comes your new boat, Phineas.
- I might have guessed it.

470
00:36:00,641 --> 00:36:05,746
So you're giving our franchise to <i>him?</i>
- That's it. With this boat out of commission...

471
00:36:05,846 --> 00:36:09,301
- By the 4th of July it'll be ready.
- Practically as good as new.

472
00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:13,020
- Let 'em prove it.
- What's your crooked proposition, ash can?

473
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,544
- A race between this boat and the new one.
- A race?

474
00:36:16,644 --> 00:36:18,983
Yes, sir. From here to Old Town.

475
00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:22,301
And the first boat to reach the dock
gets the franchise.

476
00:36:22,401 --> 00:36:24,903
Would the 4th of July suit you
as a day for the race?

477
00:36:25,003 --> 00:36:28,062
It was good enough for Washington,
it's good enough for me.

478
00:36:28,162 --> 00:36:31,903
- Very well. Good day.
- Good day.

479
00:36:32,003 --> 00:36:34,982
- Good day!
- Toodle-oodle.

480
00:36:35,082 --> 00:36:37,024
What are you kids laughing at?

481
00:36:37,124 --> 00:36:40,660
I recall a dogsled race in Canada
some years ago.

482
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,944
The slowest team won by 40 minutes.

483
00:36:44,044 --> 00:36:48,581
By some queer mischance, the runners
of the fast sleigh got frozen in the ice.

484
00:36:48,681 --> 00:36:54,142
Cheer up, my child. I'm sure that love -
or your Uncle Augustus - will find a way.

485
00:36:54,242 --> 00:36:59,754
I'll bend every effort to win this race, and
I come from a long line of effort benders.

486
00:37:13,483 --> 00:37:19,399
Gus? Be sure you're under the right boat.
Don't damage the <i>Fairy Queen.</i>

487
00:37:22,083 --> 00:37:23,883
Augustus?

488
00:37:28,803 --> 00:37:32,003
<i>Augustus!</i>

489
00:37:37,283 --> 00:37:41,189
I'm tired of pumping air.
Have you tied her to the dock yet?

490
00:37:41,289 --> 00:37:46,068
<i> Not only that, I've disconnected,</i>
<i>disjointed and otherwise disturbed her.</i>

491
00:37:46,168 --> 00:37:47,168
Good.

492
00:38:20,003 --> 00:38:22,597
- Good evening.
- Good evening.

493
00:38:37,763 --> 00:38:40,951
- Do you know who I am?
- No.

494
00:38:41,051 --> 00:38:45,036
Isn't there anyone around here
who can tell you?

495
00:38:46,963 --> 00:38:49,869
I'm the captain of the <i>Keystone.</i>

496
00:38:49,969 --> 00:38:52,761
Then what are you worrying about?

497
00:39:00,603 --> 00:39:01,603
Hey!

498
00:39:01,703 --> 00:39:03,580
<i> Hey!</i>

499
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:07,149
- Mice.
<i>- Air! More air!</i>

500
00:39:07,249 --> 00:39:09,351
What did you say?

501
00:39:09,451 --> 00:39:12,908
- I didn't say anything.
- Well, somebody said something.

502
00:39:13,008 --> 00:39:18,208
<i>Air! Give me ozone!</i>

503
00:39:20,003 --> 00:39:21,791
- An echo.
- An echo of what?

504
00:39:21,891 --> 00:39:24,470
- Of what you said.
- I said good evening.

505
00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:26,830
- Good night.
- No, good evening.

506
00:39:26,930 --> 00:39:28,993
I'm saying good night.

507
00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:45,761
Many strange things come out at night.

508
00:40:32,803 --> 00:40:35,840
Is there a doctor in the house?

509
00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:11,568
That franchise is as good as in your pocket.
- I know that.

510
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:16,886
Hey, you! All of you!
Keep off this boat.

511
00:41:16,986 --> 00:41:20,966
We ain't gonna carry no dead weight
in this race.

512
00:41:21,066 --> 00:41:23,016
Take the <i>Fairy Queen.</i>

513
00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:28,568
Will you make a statement about the race?
And make it brief.

514
00:41:28,668 --> 00:41:30,651
We can't lose.

515
00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:34,604
Uncle Gus! The race starts in three minutes!

516
00:41:34,704 --> 00:41:39,694
Do me a favour, King, and don't require
any service till this race is over.

517
00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:57,244
Hold on, folks, hold on!

518
00:41:57,344 --> 00:41:59,804
I'm sorry,
but you can't ride with us this trip.

519
00:41:59,904 --> 00:42:03,088
Please! He means we can't win this race
if we carry you all,

520
00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:04,968
and the race means our franchise.

521
00:42:05,068 --> 00:42:08,647
I'm now ready to start this race!

522
00:42:08,747 --> 00:42:12,726
It will finish at the Old Town dock!

523
00:42:12,826 --> 00:42:16,886
The first boat to touch the slip wins!

524
00:42:16,986 --> 00:42:19,574
Thanks so much. I knew you'd understand.

525
00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:27,286
Augustus, hurry up. Get up there.
Take the wheel.

526
00:42:27,386 --> 00:42:29,168
Take the baby. Change attire.

527
00:42:29,268 --> 00:42:33,219
Get the plate off that door
for the front of my cap.

528
00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:38,371
Stand by below.

529
00:42:42,140 --> 00:42:44,929
I suppose you couldn't win
without that sign on your cap.

530
00:42:45,029 --> 00:42:47,729
I could, but it wouldn't be official.

531
00:42:47,829 --> 00:42:50,247
Are you ready, <i>Keystone?</i>

532
00:42:50,347 --> 00:42:51,969
<i>Keystone</i> ready.

533
00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:54,779
Ready, <i>Fairy Queen?</i>

534
00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:59,295
You may fire when ready, Gridley.

535
00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:07,620
Mercy.

536
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:20,089
We're off. Come in.

537
00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:29,577
- What's the matter with the <i>Keystone?</i>
- They'll find out.

538
00:43:35,940 --> 00:43:39,564
Captain, we're tied to the dock with a rope.
- A rope?!

539
00:43:39,664 --> 00:43:42,652
- Cut it away!
- Two men are cutting it away now, sir.

540
00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:48,926
<i>The rope is cut away, sir.</i>

541
00:43:49,026 --> 00:43:51,011
We're all right now.

542
00:43:58,380 --> 00:44:00,365
We're turning in a circle.

543
00:44:00,465 --> 00:44:02,568
Well, do something!

544
00:44:02,668 --> 00:44:06,806
- But the wheel is gone!
- The other wheelhouse!

545
00:44:06,906 --> 00:44:09,573
Yeah, that's right.

546
00:44:10,580 --> 00:44:15,051
If my reckoning is right, the <i>Keystone</i>
ought to turn over any minute now.

547
00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:46,411
<i> Hey! Hey!</i>

548
00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:49,045
Hello! Hello, below!

549
00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:50,689
Stop it! Stop it!

550
00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:53,888
- Stop what? Stop the boat?
- No, the whistle!

551
00:44:53,988 --> 00:44:56,364
Get him out of here
before we lose this race.

552
00:44:56,464 --> 00:44:58,451
I'll take the wheel.

553
00:45:02,620 --> 00:45:05,453
There she glides, King,
wallowing in our wake.

554
00:45:08,260 --> 00:45:12,412
King, what is your honest opinion
of Phineas Pratt?

555
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,094
Hey, Gus! Wood! More wood!

556
00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:26,766
Gus! Gus! I'm running out of firewood!
Get some more, quick!

557
00:45:26,866 --> 00:45:28,047
Coming, Tommy.

558
00:45:28,147 --> 00:45:31,416
Duty calls, King. All hands below.

559
00:45:35,202 --> 00:45:37,477
Well, we're gaining on 'em.

560
00:46:11,522 --> 00:46:12,522
Aw...

561
00:46:13,048 --> 00:46:15,592
Look out below!

562
00:46:15,692 --> 00:46:18,674
And there's plenty more
where that came from!

563
00:46:21,602 --> 00:46:25,508
That's gratitude for you -
leaving their own fireside.

564
00:46:25,608 --> 00:46:28,799
- Hey, Gus! Wood! More wood!
- OK!

565
00:46:33,562 --> 00:46:36,076
Ah! A cherry tree.

566
00:46:38,082 --> 00:46:40,357
The breaks are against me.

567
00:47:03,962 --> 00:47:07,113
Well, we caught up to her.

568
00:47:28,602 --> 00:47:29,602
Ma...

569
00:47:30,171 --> 00:47:32,517
Mama... Mama?

570
00:47:52,962 --> 00:47:55,162
Shoo! Shoo!

571
00:47:56,250 --> 00:47:57,250
Shoo.

572
00:48:01,242 --> 00:48:05,520
Mary! The King! He's overboard!

573
00:48:06,402 --> 00:48:08,387
No, no, no! You go to the wheel.

574
00:48:08,487 --> 00:48:11,867
Go to the wheel, my dear.
I'll have Gus lower the lifeboat.

575
00:48:11,967 --> 00:48:13,680
Don't you worry.

576
00:48:14,322 --> 00:48:16,392
Gus! Oh, Gus!

577
00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:22,395
The King! He's overboard!

578
00:48:52,762 --> 00:48:56,152
Goodness gracious! The river is rising!

579
00:49:00,042 --> 00:49:02,033
Throw out the lifeline!

580
00:49:03,322 --> 00:49:05,199
Throw out the lifeline!

581
00:49:30,682 --> 00:49:33,116
Gus! Come up! Hurry!

582
00:49:48,362 --> 00:49:49,948
Hurry, Gus.

583
00:49:50,048 --> 00:49:53,796
- Hurry!
- Fear not, my little water lily.

584
00:49:54,762 --> 00:49:58,589
They're all overboard. I hope they drown.

585
00:49:58,689 --> 00:50:01,355
Hold everything, King!
The navy is coming!

586
00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:19,320
Good heavens! Look!

587
00:50:28,482 --> 00:50:34,028
Come here, Captain Kid.
Once aboard the lugger, you'll be OK.

588
00:50:34,128 --> 00:50:37,108
- Is he all right?
- He's a little wet, but he's used to that.

589
00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:39,193
Give him to me.

590
00:50:40,442 --> 00:50:42,629
Thank heavens he's safe.

591
00:50:42,729 --> 00:50:45,106
You've saved the King.

592
00:50:45,206 --> 00:50:47,318
Long live the King. But look at the <i>Queen!</i>

593
00:50:58,322 --> 00:51:00,119
Full speed ahead.

594
00:51:20,082 --> 00:51:22,546
Oh! I'm on fire!

595
00:51:22,646 --> 00:51:25,714
Ooh! Ooh! I'm burning!

596
00:51:34,762 --> 00:51:36,151
Pin wheels!

597
00:51:36,251 --> 00:51:39,359
Skyrockets! Gosh!

598
00:52:26,922 --> 00:52:30,706
- What happened?
- We've won, darling. We've won!

599
00:52:30,806 --> 00:52:33,555
Gus, we won! We won!

600
00:52:46,922 --> 00:52:50,358
Help!
- I've often been told that rats couldn't swim.

601
00:53:00,002 --> 00:53:02,110
Good boy, Tommy!
I knew you could win!

602
00:53:02,210 --> 00:53:04,629
- Gee, what a race!
- Attagirl, Mary!

603
00:53:04,729 --> 00:53:06,510
Hurrah for the <i>Fairy Queen!</i>

604
00:53:06,610 --> 00:53:08,877
- There they are!
- The King!

605
00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:34,149
Ash can, you're a crook.
And we have the papers to prove it.

606
00:53:34,249 --> 00:53:35,249
No!

607
00:53:47,682 --> 00:53:51,828
Now, the new ferryboat and the franchise
both belong to Mary.

608
00:53:51,928 --> 00:53:54,349
Yes, I took her money.

609
00:53:54,449 --> 00:53:56,876
That's all we want to know.

610
00:54:06,842 --> 00:54:08,827
Toot-toot!

611
00:54:08,927 --> 00:54:10,514
Toot-toot!

612
00:54:13,722 --> 00:54:15,722
Toot-toot!

613
00:54:16,009 --> 00:54:19,871
- The <i>Fairy Queen</i> wins!
- Hurray!

614
00:54:19,971 --> 00:54:22,271
Mrs Sheridan, dinner is served.

615
00:54:25,522 --> 00:54:28,630
I claim that ferryboat race
was the world's greatest gamble.

616
00:54:28,730 --> 00:54:32,751
No. Don't forget, Lady Godiva
put everything she had on a horse.

617
00:54:32,851 --> 00:54:37,350
<i>~ Bringing in the sheaves</i>
<i>Bringing in the sheaves ~</i>

618
00:54:37,450 --> 00:54:41,879
<i>~ We will come rejoicing</i>
<i>Bringing in the sheaves ~</i>

619
00:54:44,879 --> 00:54:48,879
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