1 00:00:04,094 --> 00:00:06,962 Is there anything better than a surprise party? 2 00:00:06,963 --> 00:00:09,083 The only hard part's keeping the secret. 3 00:00:09,084 --> 00:00:12,069 But when you pull it off, it's something no one ever forgets. 4 00:00:12,393 --> 00:00:15,390 Yep, everyone loves a surprise party. 5 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:18,507 I invited my whole class to my birthday on Saturday. 6 00:00:18,508 --> 00:00:21,727 Surprise. Saturday? You're just telling me about this now? Oh, Brick. 7 00:00:23,812 --> 00:00:27,303 I don't have time to throw a party for 20 kids in 3 days. 8 00:00:27,304 --> 00:00:28,116 Here's a list 9 00:00:28,117 --> 00:00:30,719 of everyone's food allergies and dietary restrictions. 10 00:00:31,051 --> 00:00:33,421 We all voted on a peanut butter cake, 11 00:00:33,422 --> 00:00:36,407 Except for two kids who will die if they go anywhere near it. 12 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:38,964 I'll let you hash that out. 13 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:42,219 Look at you, ready for work without having to be dragged 14 00:00:42,220 --> 00:00:44,755 out of bed, and only 20 minutes late. 15 00:00:45,028 --> 00:00:47,152 Yeah, new manager working at the movie theater. 16 00:00:47,153 --> 00:00:50,457 I wanna make a good impression. Oh, don't forget to take Saturday off. 17 00:00:50,458 --> 00:00:52,390 Yeah, like I'm gonna give up a Saturday to party down 18 00:00:52,391 --> 00:00:54,948 with a bunch of 6-year-olds. Mnh. I'm 9. 19 00:00:54,949 --> 00:00:57,417 Yeah, that's much cooler. Ugh. 20 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:01,999 Brick, if we're gonna do this, you got to invite a lot less. 21 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,373 See, this is why they need smaller class sizes. 22 00:01:04,374 --> 00:01:06,368 Oh, the other thing I'd like this year 23 00:01:06,369 --> 00:01:09,404 is to finally hear the story of the day I was born. 24 00:01:12,047 --> 00:01:15,040 Um, actually, you know, 25 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:17,101 this list does seem very doable. 26 00:01:17,102 --> 00:01:18,474 I'm gonna get on it right now. 27 00:01:18,475 --> 00:01:21,443 I'll go out and see if we still have those plastic chairs. I'll go. 28 00:01:21,470 --> 00:01:24,222 Come on. 29 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:27,024 Hmm. 30 00:01:27,025 --> 00:01:29,776 - Where you been? The movie started ten minutes ago. - Sorry, man. 31 00:01:29,955 --> 00:01:31,891 I can't let you guys in for free anymore. 32 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:33,761 I got some new manager coming in today. 33 00:01:33,762 --> 00:01:36,264 Whatever. I'm still filling up my soda jug. 34 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:40,041 Uh... Whoa, dude. 35 00:01:45,618 --> 00:01:47,242 You must be Axl. 36 00:01:47,243 --> 00:01:49,487 I'm Kasey. Rhymes with lacy. 37 00:01:49,488 --> 00:01:51,859 Now I know you're late, but don't sweat it. 38 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:53,854 I get you're not planning on working here forever. 39 00:01:53,855 --> 00:01:56,101 I mean, I'm only doing this until I get my grades up enough 40 00:01:56,102 --> 00:01:58,412 to get into beauty college. 41 00:01:58,413 --> 00:01:59,913 Anyway, I just wanted to say hi. 42 00:02:01,531 --> 00:02:02,716 Hi. 43 00:02:02,717 --> 00:02:04,024 Now get to work. 44 00:02:07,021 --> 00:02:10,267 Oh, my God! I got a hot boss. 45 00:02:10,268 --> 00:02:13,370 There's, like, whole web sites dedicated to the concept. 46 00:02:13,885 --> 00:02:16,195 Enjoy the fantasy, bro, 'cause that's all it's ever gonna be. 47 00:02:16,196 --> 00:02:18,047 Wrong. Why? 'Cause check it out... 48 00:02:18,441 --> 00:02:20,692 Late nights, close quarters, and no competition 49 00:02:21,062 --> 00:02:23,480 except that 50-year-old weirdo who works the projector. 50 00:02:23,558 --> 00:02:26,988 Did you not hear her? She's going to beauty college. 51 00:02:26,989 --> 00:02:29,610 She's gonna learn how to be even hotter. 52 00:02:29,611 --> 00:02:32,856 You got no shot. 53 00:02:32,857 --> 00:02:35,225 What kind of an idiot puts a plastic bag 54 00:02:35,538 --> 00:02:37,347 in a garbage disposal? 55 00:02:37,348 --> 00:02:39,916 Okay, Brick, here's the thing. 56 00:02:40,033 --> 00:02:41,934 You invited 25 kids to the party, 57 00:02:42,027 --> 00:02:43,712 but everything comes in packs of 24. 58 00:02:43,713 --> 00:02:45,896 We're not gonna buy a whole extra set just for one kid, 59 00:02:45,897 --> 00:02:48,394 So you're gonna have to uninvite someone. I can't. 60 00:02:48,395 --> 00:02:51,931 Come on. There's always one kid nobody wants at the party. That's me, mom. 61 00:02:52,825 --> 00:02:53,323 Now keep in mind, 62 00:02:53,324 --> 00:02:55,195 if we're throwing you this expensive party, 63 00:02:55,196 --> 00:02:58,014 we might not be able to spend as much money on your present. I already told you what I want. 64 00:02:58,566 --> 00:03:01,267 I just want to hear about the day I was born. 65 00:03:02,246 --> 00:03:03,560 Brick was starting to realize that 66 00:03:03,561 --> 00:03:05,927 every time he asked to hear about the day he was born, 67 00:03:05,928 --> 00:03:08,029 He never really got the full story. 68 00:03:08,114 --> 00:03:10,983 It was a rainy day, and I was at the grocery story, when... 69 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:15,545 Uh-oh. Doorbell. It was a snowy day, and your mom was helping me shovel... 70 00:03:15,726 --> 00:03:16,600 Was that the doorbell? 71 00:03:16,601 --> 00:03:19,535 It was a really hot day, so I was getting mom a Popsicle, 72 00:03:20,092 --> 00:03:21,902 and, uh... oh, dude, doorbell. 73 00:03:21,903 --> 00:03:24,709 Why is it every time I ask about the day I was born, 74 00:03:24,710 --> 00:03:26,268 No one ever answers me? 75 00:03:26,269 --> 00:03:29,087 I've heard a million times how Sue was born on a leap day, 76 00:03:29,453 --> 00:03:31,370 so technically she's still only 3 years old, 77 00:03:31,949 --> 00:03:33,883 and Axl came out with a pointy head, 78 00:03:34,321 --> 00:03:36,589 But no one ever talks about my story. 79 00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:39,558 It's almost like you don't want to tell me. Of course I want to tell you. 80 00:03:40,247 --> 00:03:42,992 It was one of the happiest days of my life. 81 00:03:42,993 --> 00:03:45,895 Mike, I'll need to see you in the dining room. 82 00:04:02,338 --> 00:04:04,857 How would you like a brand-new bike? 83 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:09,224 Turns out having a hot boss is the one thing 84 00:04:09,225 --> 00:04:11,209 that'll get a teenage boy to work on time. 85 00:04:11,908 --> 00:04:13,876 In fact, Axl went in a whole hour early. 86 00:04:14,342 --> 00:04:17,244 Oh, Axl, thank God you're here. I can't find the register key. 87 00:04:18,148 --> 00:04:19,832 You know, there's a spare key in the office. 88 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:22,752 I'm allowed to go in there? But the sign... 89 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:26,156 Uh, it says "personnel only." 90 00:04:26,948 --> 00:04:28,365 You're personnel. 91 00:04:29,383 --> 00:04:31,628 Oh! I thought it said "personal only." 92 00:04:31,629 --> 00:04:34,185 It's so stupid how they spell those words the same. 93 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:36,555 Yeah, um, I'll go get the key. 94 00:04:36,556 --> 00:04:39,375 - You rock! - Mm. 95 00:04:46,728 --> 00:04:49,162 What do you think, Brick? I made the "B" myself. 96 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:51,297 Great, great... 97 00:04:51,721 --> 00:04:53,779 Though it looks like rain... 98 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:55,680 Much like the day I was born. 99 00:04:57,897 --> 00:04:59,270 Uh... Yeah. 100 00:04:59,271 --> 00:05:02,078 Oh, God. I totally forgot to wrap your present. 101 00:05:02,079 --> 00:05:04,447 I gotta go. 102 00:05:09,129 --> 00:05:11,126 Alright, Sue. What's going on? 103 00:05:11,127 --> 00:05:13,996 What's the deep, dark secret everyone's hiding? 104 00:05:13,997 --> 00:05:17,433 Nothing. I know what it is. I was adopted, wasn't I? 105 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:21,042 That'd explain a lot. You're not adopted, Brick. 106 00:05:21,048 --> 00:05:24,166 - Then why is your lip sweating? - Because... I was afraid I'd ruin your surprise. 107 00:05:25,853 --> 00:05:27,163 Might as well tell you now. 108 00:05:27,164 --> 00:05:29,721 I wrote down the whole story of the day you were born. 109 00:05:29,722 --> 00:05:31,593 - That's the gift I had to wrap. - Really? 110 00:05:31,594 --> 00:05:34,596 Yeah. You can read it if you want now. It's in my closet. 111 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,708 In the back behind the hula-hoop. 112 00:05:37,709 --> 00:05:40,060 Do you see it? 113 00:05:40,205 --> 00:05:42,106 Hey! 114 00:05:44,949 --> 00:05:47,257 Brick's on to us! He knows we're hiding something. 115 00:05:47,258 --> 00:05:49,526 He thinks he's adopted, but he's gonna keep digging! 116 00:05:49,878 --> 00:05:51,061 What are we gonna do? 117 00:05:51,062 --> 00:05:52,497 Alright, this has gone on long enough. 118 00:05:52,498 --> 00:05:54,245 We're just gonna have to bite the bullet and tell him 119 00:05:54,246 --> 00:05:56,063 what happened. Oh, no! He'll never forgive us. 120 00:05:56,992 --> 00:05:59,299 He's getting older, Frankie. We can't wait too long. 121 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:01,935 You waited too long to tell Sue about unicorns. That was embarrassing. 122 00:06:02,669 --> 00:06:04,520 I did a whole science project about them. 123 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:07,597 And the unicorn's primary food source 124 00:06:07,598 --> 00:06:09,657 is rainbows, 125 00:06:09,658 --> 00:06:13,427 But they have also been known to eat clouds. 126 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,086 Brick already thinks he's adopted. 127 00:06:16,087 --> 00:06:19,290 Let's just go with that. Come on. What adoption agency would give us a baby? 128 00:06:19,954 --> 00:06:22,636 Sue! Let me out! 129 00:06:22,637 --> 00:06:25,306 I'm no good under high-pressure situations! 130 00:06:29,128 --> 00:06:30,126 Hey. 131 00:06:30,127 --> 00:06:32,962 Okay. That's it. I want answers, and I want 'em now. 132 00:06:33,371 --> 00:06:35,118 What are you people hiding? 133 00:06:35,119 --> 00:06:37,220 Okay, Brick. Here's the truth. 134 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,295 Uh-oh. Doorbell. 135 00:06:41,358 --> 00:06:42,666 No, really. 136 00:06:42,667 --> 00:06:44,934 It's the doorbell for real this time. 137 00:06:45,662 --> 00:06:47,721 Luckily for me, once his party started, 138 00:06:47,722 --> 00:06:49,718 Brick was too busy to ask any questions. 139 00:06:49,719 --> 00:06:52,554 Well, thank you l for coming to Brick's birthday party. 140 00:06:52,654 --> 00:06:53,898 Brick thought it'd be fun to start 141 00:06:53,899 --> 00:06:55,585 with some quiet reading time here 142 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:58,438 And then later we'll all walk to the library. 143 00:06:59,329 --> 00:07:01,698 Hey! You think Brick wanted to play in the bouncy house 144 00:07:01,699 --> 00:07:05,034 at your party? Or race go-karts at your party? 145 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,388 Well, this is Brick's party, so suck it up and start reading. 146 00:07:10,748 --> 00:07:12,868 Whoa. Looks like a rager. 147 00:07:12,869 --> 00:07:14,056 Sorry I gotta miss it. 148 00:07:14,057 --> 00:07:15,365 I thought you were taking today off. 149 00:07:15,366 --> 00:07:18,168 I did, but my genius boss forgot to schedule anyone else. 150 00:07:18,361 --> 00:07:19,794 Sucks I gotta work on a Saturday... 151 00:07:19,795 --> 00:07:22,180 But at least she's hot. 152 00:07:26,161 --> 00:07:26,784 Mnh! 153 00:07:26,785 --> 00:07:28,906 Hello? Is there anyone selling tickets? 154 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,341 Chill. I gotta fix this cheese pump, 155 00:07:30,342 --> 00:07:33,878 or you're all gonna have dry nachos, and then what? 156 00:07:36,210 --> 00:07:38,578 Kasey, you're, like, three hours late. 157 00:07:38,579 --> 00:07:40,263 So, so, so, so sorry. 158 00:07:40,264 --> 00:07:42,148 I was at this "Oh, My God" party 159 00:07:42,571 --> 00:07:43,882 last night at this tall guy's house, 160 00:07:43,883 --> 00:07:45,879 and then Mindy and Tonya wanted to get into the hot tub, 161 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:46,882 but I didn't bring my bikini, 162 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,784 and I wasn't wearing any underwear. 163 00:07:48,811 --> 00:07:50,184 And then we downed, like, 20 body shots 164 00:07:50,185 --> 00:07:52,305 and had to sleep it off. Together? 165 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:55,208 No, silly. Tonya's bed's only big enough for two. 166 00:07:55,863 --> 00:07:59,170 But of course Mindy crawled in anyway. Pfft. That's so Mindy. 167 00:07:59,171 --> 00:08:02,373 I know. Is this all the candy you have? 168 00:08:02,978 --> 00:08:04,598 Uh... Did you order more candy? 169 00:08:04,599 --> 00:08:07,033 Order? I thought the big truck just brings it. 170 00:08:08,218 --> 00:08:10,519 Okay. I'll order more candy and put more popcorn 171 00:08:11,650 --> 00:08:13,024 in the popper. 172 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:14,659 Make a wish, Brick. 173 00:08:19,143 --> 00:08:22,078 Shh! Okay. Just... Look. 174 00:08:23,569 --> 00:08:24,754 Here. Look. Do it with your hands like this. 175 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:27,688 Isn't that fun? 176 00:08:27,689 --> 00:08:30,183 Oh, okay. Go have fun, but remember, in ten minutes 177 00:08:30,184 --> 00:08:33,053 we're all gonna pose for a picture with the librarian. 178 00:08:34,302 --> 00:08:36,673 Happy birthday, Brick. Thanks, dad. 179 00:08:40,169 --> 00:08:42,020 Cool. 180 00:08:42,601 --> 00:08:44,160 A manual! 181 00:08:44,161 --> 00:08:47,730 And it's in German, Japanese, and French. 182 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:52,548 Thanks, mom. Thanks, dad. 183 00:08:52,649 --> 00:08:53,707 What's the matter? 184 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:56,976 Nothing. It's just I didn't get the thing that I wished for 185 00:08:58,218 --> 00:08:59,467 when I blew out my candles. 186 00:08:59,468 --> 00:09:02,136 I really, really wanted to hear about the day I was born. 187 00:09:02,525 --> 00:09:05,243 Well, you told your wish. Now it can't come true. 188 00:09:08,951 --> 00:09:11,699 Okay, Brick. It's time you knew. 189 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:13,196 What? Mom! 190 00:09:13,197 --> 00:09:15,231 No. He deserves to know. 191 00:09:20,247 --> 00:09:22,782 Well, it was a beautiful, sunny day, 192 00:09:22,931 --> 00:09:25,050 and I was in the kitchen standing by the sink 193 00:09:25,051 --> 00:09:27,920 eating sauerkraut when my water broke, 194 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:31,604 so I called your dad, and he came home and got me, 195 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,911 but when we got to the hospital, your dad thought it was... 196 00:09:33,912 --> 00:09:35,980 Ridiculous to pay $10 for parking... 197 00:09:36,721 --> 00:09:39,590 So he dropped me off and circled around for a meter, 198 00:09:39,652 --> 00:09:41,836 But it took so long, that by the time he got 199 00:09:41,837 --> 00:09:45,356 to the delivery room, you were halfway out, so your dad ran in, 200 00:09:46,145 --> 00:09:49,730 took one look, and boom! Passed out cold. 201 00:09:50,636 --> 00:09:51,385 Really? 202 00:09:51,386 --> 00:09:54,377 Yeah, that's where he got that little scar on his forehead, 203 00:09:54,378 --> 00:09:57,480 which means... He wasn't there to see you being born. 204 00:09:59,496 --> 00:10:02,965 He was there to see Sue and Axl take their first breath, 205 00:10:03,242 --> 00:10:04,776 But not you, 206 00:10:04,987 --> 00:10:06,734 and that's why we never told you. 207 00:10:06,735 --> 00:10:08,543 We didn't want to hurt your feelings. 208 00:10:08,544 --> 00:10:10,411 Sorry, pal. 209 00:10:11,415 --> 00:10:13,215 I understand. 210 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:14,346 You do? Ohh. 211 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:17,249 Wow. Brick, that is really mature of you. 212 00:10:18,153 --> 00:10:19,754 I am 9. 213 00:10:20,526 --> 00:10:22,832 I really like that part about the parking meter. 214 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,142 That sounds like dad. 215 00:10:24,143 --> 00:10:26,177 It does. 216 00:10:28,450 --> 00:10:31,001 The robot takes "D" batteries! 217 00:10:32,569 --> 00:10:34,804 And parts of it were assembled in Mexico! 218 00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:38,309 "D" batteries. Where's the actual robot? 219 00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:41,229 I don't know. Glad I drove to three stores looking for it. 220 00:10:41,428 --> 00:10:43,739 Yo. 221 00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:45,670 Hey. What's that all over your vest? 222 00:10:45,671 --> 00:10:49,290 Oh. Nacho cheese. I'm practically running that place. 223 00:10:49,294 --> 00:10:52,430 Hey, Axl, I finally heard about the day I was born. Sweet! 224 00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:56,035 Now I can finally go swimming at the Fergusons. 225 00:10:56,655 --> 00:11:00,141 Fergusons? Who are the Fergusons? 226 00:11:03,521 --> 00:11:05,556 Damn it, Axl! You had to blow it! 227 00:11:06,202 --> 00:11:08,870 He bought it! We were in the clear. 228 00:11:08,949 --> 00:11:12,006 It had heart. It had funny. Great attention to detail. 229 00:11:12,007 --> 00:11:12,942 I mean, come on! 230 00:11:12,943 --> 00:11:15,061 The sauerkraut by the sink? I pulled that out of my... 231 00:11:15,062 --> 00:11:17,308 You had to make up a story where I look like an idiot? 232 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:20,211 I won't pay 10 bucks for parking? I'm cheap and a wuss? 233 00:11:21,178 --> 00:11:25,515 This is a football scar. From football. Not passing out. This is the unicorn all over again. 234 00:11:26,108 --> 00:11:29,044 I don't pass out. The people at work know I've never passed out. A courtesy text would've been nice! I'm not a mind reader. 235 00:11:29,168 --> 00:11:31,411 You made all that up? Alright. 236 00:11:31,412 --> 00:11:34,381 No one gets out of this room until I get the real story... 237 00:11:34,535 --> 00:11:39,773 the true, non-made-up, actual, fact-based story. 238 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:42,832 I'm waiting. 239 00:11:46,953 --> 00:11:48,446 Alright, Brick. 240 00:11:48,447 --> 00:11:50,515 We'll tell you the real story 241 00:11:50,632 --> 00:11:53,667 of the day you were born. 242 00:11:53,815 --> 00:11:56,637 I am gonna need a beer for this. 243 00:11:56,638 --> 00:11:57,884 So that was that then. 244 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,133 We were finally gonna tell Brick the truth. 245 00:12:00,134 --> 00:12:03,069 Okay, Brick... It happened this way. 246 00:12:03,439 --> 00:12:05,807 It was raining and snowing... one of 247 00:12:05,811 --> 00:12:08,696 those weird Indiana snow-rains that we get now and then. 248 00:12:09,242 --> 00:12:11,924 Don't worry. Your mother's picking up Sue from ballet 249 00:12:11,925 --> 00:12:13,809 and taking her to her piano lesson tomorrow. 250 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,233 Man, Sue is so good at everything. 251 00:12:16,234 --> 00:12:17,978 I don't know how she's gonna narrow it down 252 00:12:17,979 --> 00:12:20,864 when she gets older. Oh. Here's another one. Ooh. 253 00:12:22,597 --> 00:12:25,949 Wow. Look at this room. 254 00:12:26,966 --> 00:12:29,645 Oh. It's almost as big as our house. 255 00:12:29,646 --> 00:12:31,517 The TV's almost as big as our house. 256 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,404 Oh. Fruit basket. Hey. 257 00:12:35,204 --> 00:12:37,321 Look at all those magazines! 258 00:12:37,322 --> 00:12:39,568 Am I gonna be sharing this room with someone else? 259 00:12:39,569 --> 00:12:40,318 No. 260 00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:42,624 You reserved the entire suite for yourself, Mrs. Ferguson. 261 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,726 Wait, we're not the f... 262 00:12:44,811 --> 00:12:47,129 You know, I really could use another pillow. 263 00:12:49,242 --> 00:12:51,736 No problem. 264 00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:52,672 What'd you do that for? 265 00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:54,481 Why should we say anything? 266 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,433 Because the Fergusons are gonna need this room. 267 00:12:56,604 --> 00:12:57,664 Oh, it's my third kid, Mike. 268 00:12:57,665 --> 00:13:00,284 I'll pop this one out before they know it. 269 00:13:00,285 --> 00:13:02,220 Come on. For once in my life, 270 00:13:02,469 --> 00:13:04,304 Let me experience the horrors of childbirth in luxury. 271 00:13:06,525 --> 00:13:08,976 Here ya go. It's a new kind of foam 272 00:13:09,147 --> 00:13:11,581 That cradles your head like a marshmallow. 273 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,201 Ohh. Special for this suite. 274 00:13:13,202 --> 00:13:14,389 Mmm. Now if she needs anything else, 275 00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:17,992 Just come get me, Mr. Ferguson. 276 00:13:19,319 --> 00:13:21,625 We could use a couple more bananas in the fruit basket. 277 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,043 Mm. 278 00:13:25,810 --> 00:13:27,811 You took the Fergusons' room? That's terrible! 279 00:13:28,864 --> 00:13:31,265 Yes, it is. Should we just stop here? 280 00:13:31,922 --> 00:13:34,056 Let's just power through to the end. 281 00:13:34,235 --> 00:13:36,852 So a quick 27 hours later, 282 00:13:36,853 --> 00:13:38,821 During which your dad was very manly 283 00:13:39,161 --> 00:13:40,907 and did not pass out, 284 00:13:40,908 --> 00:13:43,776 I was holding my sweet, new baby boy in my arms. 285 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:46,586 Hi, Brick. 286 00:13:46,587 --> 00:13:48,896 - You still sure about that name? - Oh, yeah. 287 00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:50,766 I told you, I read where kids with interesting names 288 00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:54,303 grow up to be interesting people. How ya doin', mom? 289 00:13:55,884 --> 00:13:58,736 I know you don't want to give him up for even a second, 290 00:13:59,066 --> 00:14:01,937 But I need to take him for his heel prick test. 291 00:14:01,938 --> 00:14:03,455 Ohh. 292 00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:08,238 Would you like to come watch, Mr. Ferguson? 293 00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:09,339 Mr. Ferguson? 294 00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:16,289 Oh. Sorry. 295 00:14:17,226 --> 00:14:19,210 4th and goal. 296 00:14:24,589 --> 00:14:26,087 Everything looks good. 297 00:14:26,088 --> 00:14:27,893 You can take him back up now. 298 00:14:27,894 --> 00:14:30,128 Great. Yeah! Interception. 299 00:14:44,058 --> 00:14:44,807 The little cards didn't help. 300 00:14:44,808 --> 00:14:46,116 They both said "Ferguson." 301 00:14:46,117 --> 00:14:48,673 I guess they got our crappy room, but I wasn't gonna ask. 302 00:14:48,674 --> 00:14:51,776 Brick? Brick! 303 00:14:54,730 --> 00:14:56,348 I was pretty sure I picked the right one, 304 00:14:56,349 --> 00:14:57,536 but I knew your mom would notice 305 00:14:57,537 --> 00:14:59,158 if I brought back the wrong baby. 306 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,905 Oh, there's my beautiful boy. 307 00:15:01,906 --> 00:15:03,467 And that's how we ended up 308 00:15:03,468 --> 00:15:04,952 taking home Blake Ferguson. 309 00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:07,893 You brought home the wrong baby? 310 00:15:08,143 --> 00:15:11,011 How could you not know it wasn't me? I figured your mom would know. 311 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,197 Mothers are supposed to know those things. Oh, so it's my fault? 312 00:15:13,198 --> 00:15:16,067 You're the one that had to watch the game. I was all drugged up. 313 00:15:17,255 --> 00:15:19,757 They could've put a turkey in my arms. I would've taken it home. 314 00:15:19,815 --> 00:15:22,058 I would just like to point out that I was only five... 315 00:15:22,059 --> 00:15:23,119 Technically, one. 316 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,677 I'm part of the cover-up, but I was not part of the crime. 317 00:15:25,678 --> 00:15:28,079 Blake was cool. You could feed him anything. 318 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:32,138 Wait. How long until you realized you had the wrong baby? 319 00:15:34,165 --> 00:15:35,850 Pretty soon... After. 320 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:36,722 Really soon. 321 00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:38,590 A day? 322 00:15:38,595 --> 00:15:40,903 Two days? A month. 323 00:15:40,904 --> 00:15:42,962 - What? - A month. 324 00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:44,087 - A month? - Give or take a day. 325 00:15:44,088 --> 00:15:47,056 You didn't know it was me for a whole month? 326 00:15:47,768 --> 00:15:50,069 But you're my parents! How could you not tell? 327 00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:52,728 Brick, all newborns look the same, 328 00:15:53,259 --> 00:15:54,881 but eventually we figured it out, 329 00:15:54,882 --> 00:15:57,117 You know, after the authorities called. 330 00:15:57,255 --> 00:16:00,190 So you're telling me I spent the first month of my life... 331 00:16:00,809 --> 00:16:02,526 The most important month... 332 00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:04,771 Bonding with the Fergusons? 333 00:16:04,866 --> 00:16:07,362 Hey, I know how it sounds, but it's not that bad. 334 00:16:07,363 --> 00:16:09,360 You know, you were the first for the Fergusons, 335 00:16:09,361 --> 00:16:12,964 so they put a lot of effort into you. But we really are sorry, Brick. 336 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:17,221 For all of it. 337 00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:22,713 Mother, father, 338 00:16:22,714 --> 00:16:24,681 Thank you for your delayed honesty. 339 00:16:25,024 --> 00:16:30,161 I'll be in my... Formerly Blake's... room. 340 00:16:32,636 --> 00:16:34,904 Well, that went well. 341 00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:37,581 It was two days, 342 00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:38,892 and Brick still hadn't come out of his room. 343 00:16:38,893 --> 00:16:42,629 Brick? I got your favorites... Books and waffs. 344 00:16:45,692 --> 00:16:46,690 Okay. 345 00:16:46,691 --> 00:16:49,660 I'm just gonna leave them outside your door. 346 00:16:55,552 --> 00:16:58,670 love you. 347 00:17:08,159 --> 00:17:10,402 No time for a plate. I got a work emergency. 348 00:17:10,403 --> 00:17:12,711 Wait. Has Brick talked to you at all? How's he feeling? 349 00:17:12,712 --> 00:17:15,247 About what? About the weather. What do you think? 350 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,520 About us bringing home the wrong baby! 351 00:17:17,521 --> 00:17:18,141 I don't know. 352 00:17:18,142 --> 00:17:21,144 I can't run a movie theater and raise your kids. 353 00:17:22,698 --> 00:17:24,148 Axl! Help! 354 00:17:24,569 --> 00:17:27,314 - Alright. What's the 9-1-1? - The candy counter. 355 00:17:27,315 --> 00:17:29,900 What? I restocked it yesterday. Oh, my God! 356 00:17:30,184 --> 00:17:31,744 I forgot to close up last night. 357 00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:34,496 You gotta help me, Axl. I'll get in trouble. 358 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:37,291 I've never been in trouble before. Is it bad? 359 00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:39,894 Yes! And maybe you should get in trouble! 360 00:17:40,107 --> 00:17:42,040 Hell, I'd make a better manager than you, 361 00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:43,787 and I'm really, really lazy. 362 00:17:43,788 --> 00:17:46,723 Please, Axl! I'll go out with you. 363 00:17:48,531 --> 00:17:53,369 No! And button up, for God's sake. This is a family theater. 364 00:18:04,068 --> 00:18:06,069 I am so confused. 365 00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:08,187 I just did the weirdest thing. 366 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,555 Yeah? What'd you do? 367 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:11,655 I turned down a date with a super hot girl. 368 00:18:12,555 --> 00:18:14,676 What is wrong with me? 369 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,578 Maybe you're just run-down. 370 00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:20,035 No. It's weird, 'cause when I'm not around her, 371 00:18:20,044 --> 00:18:21,788 I'm always thinking about her. 372 00:18:21,789 --> 00:18:23,890 Like, always. 373 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:25,285 Always. 374 00:18:25,286 --> 00:18:26,094 I get it. 375 00:18:26,095 --> 00:18:27,903 But... but then when I am with her, 376 00:18:27,904 --> 00:18:29,805 I just... I can't stand her, 377 00:18:30,214 --> 00:18:32,682 'cause she's just so... Dumb. 378 00:18:34,395 --> 00:18:36,262 Ah. 379 00:18:36,328 --> 00:18:38,245 Dumb trumped hot. 380 00:18:38,638 --> 00:18:40,196 Wha... Huh? 381 00:18:40,197 --> 00:18:41,598 You're growing up, Axl. 382 00:18:41,697 --> 00:18:43,566 Today you learned that there are more important things 383 00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,064 than just a pretty face. 384 00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:48,501 Whoa. Uh, it's just so hard for me to wrap my brain around that. 385 00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:52,678 I know, but at some point as a man you realize, 386 00:18:52,679 --> 00:18:55,424 you want to be with someone you can have a conversation with, 387 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:56,922 you can laugh with, that being with someone 388 00:18:56,923 --> 00:18:58,790 just 'cause they're hot... it's not enough. 389 00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:02,912 'Course I lucked out and got the whole package. She's not here, dad. 390 00:19:02,913 --> 00:19:05,514 Okay. The point is, I'm proud of you. I don't want you to be proud of me. 391 00:19:05,907 --> 00:19:09,042 I wanna want the hot chick. I know you do, and a part of you always will. 392 00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:12,612 Not me, though. I'm very happy. 393 00:19:12,645 --> 00:19:15,130 Thought I heard the door. 394 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,009 Sometimes we discover things about ourselves 395 00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:20,633 that surprise us, 396 00:19:20,634 --> 00:19:23,636 but it's how we handle the surprise that matters. 397 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,308 After careful consideration, 398 00:19:27,309 --> 00:19:29,844 I've come to realize something. 399 00:19:31,615 --> 00:19:34,672 I have the coolest birthday story ever. 400 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,045 Oh. 401 00:19:36,046 --> 00:19:39,748 Axl and Sue only get one day. I have a whole month. 402 00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:41,414 You know, Brick, 403 00:19:41,415 --> 00:19:43,969 what I didn't get to tell you the other day 404 00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:46,905 was that the moment I held you in my arms... 405 00:19:47,903 --> 00:19:49,712 The second time... Mm-hmm. 406 00:19:49,713 --> 00:19:52,715 I knew you were mine. 407 00:19:54,143 --> 00:19:55,577 Aw. 408 00:19:55,578 --> 00:19:57,546 Blake Ferguson's got nothing on you. 409 00:19:58,386 --> 00:20:01,589 Even his name... Blake. It's boring. 410 00:20:02,129 --> 00:20:03,940 It's not Brick, I'll tell ya that. 411 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:07,060 Hey, everyone makes mistakes, even me. 412 00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:08,932 Remember that mysteriously broken lamp 413 00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:10,367 you grounded Axl for? 414 00:20:10,928 --> 00:20:12,862 I walked into it while reading. 415 00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:15,359 I was also the one who put the plastic bag 416 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,828 in the garbage disposal. 417 00:20:17,357 --> 00:20:18,977 It wasn't an accident. 418 00:20:18,978 --> 00:20:21,160 I just wanted to see what would happen. 419 00:20:21,161 --> 00:20:24,463 But I know you forgive me, as I forgive you. 420 00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:27,338 Ah. 421 00:20:27,339 --> 00:20:28,723 Oh, and, um... 422 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,893 Here's a list of additional birthday gifts I'd like. 423 00:20:31,894 --> 00:20:35,046 The pony doesn't have to be black, just not white. 424 00:20:35,703 --> 00:20:38,555 The white ones are impossible to keep clean. 425 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:41,192 There's over 50 things on here. 426 00:20:41,193 --> 00:20:42,938 You don't have to get 'em all now. 427 00:20:42,939 --> 00:20:46,342 You can take a month... Give or take a day.