1 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:47,005 - Ron, calm down, man. Chill out. - Get the fuck away from-- 2 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:49,674 Shit! 3 00:00:55,513 --> 00:00:59,975 Come on! Who wants to meet Baby? 4 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:03,687 Who wants to meet Baby? Baby's home. 5 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,355 Whoa, what the hell is this? 6 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:06,732 Hey, Baby's home! 7 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,025 You got a dog? 8 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:09,319 It's a puppy. 9 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,154 - Feel how soft she is. - Okay. 10 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,782 - Seth. - Going to school, Mom. 11 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,575 - Seth's going to school! - Oh. Okay, honey. 12 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,243 - You gonna miss him? - Love you. 13 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,497 - Bye, love you. - You miss that? That's your brother! 14 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:24,084 Barb, I don't think Seth liked Baby. 15 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:25,794 Who? 16 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:27,962 This is Baby. 17 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,005 Uh-oh! I gotta get her outside. 18 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:32,092 I gotta get her outside. Her bladder's full. 19 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,854 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what are you doing? 20 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,689 What are you doing? Get out of there! 21 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,525 - Were you in the rat box? - What? 22 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,569 - Oh, crap. Did you bite this? - Ron! 23 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:54,279 What happened? What is going on? 24 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,449 Baby bit the rat box. I don't know if she bit the rat or just the poison. 25 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:58,992 Honey, why do we have a dog here? 26 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:00,870 - What-- why-- - I got a little suspended from work. 27 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:04,331 - You what? - Jeff and I got into a little conflict. 28 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:06,667 He was working us so hard, and he... 29 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,629 he grabbed my shoulder and my hand pushed him. 30 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:12,047 You pushed Jeff? 31 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,424 He was being mean to everyone, Barb, everybody! 32 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:17,219 Especially the women, and some of the weaker men. 33 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:20,556 Oh, my God. Fuck, Ron! You pushed Jeff? 34 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,766 I talked to Jamie. They're figuring it out. 35 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:24,352 What do you mean, they're figuring it out? 36 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:26,980 Whether I'm allowed to come back. 37 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,315 Whether you're allowed back? 38 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,025 Oh, fuck, Ron. 39 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:34,319 You're supposed to have my back on this, Barb. 40 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,947 I do have your back. I have this whole family's back. 41 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,158 I've been doing everything for Nat's wedding. 42 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,742 I go to all the recruiter dinners. 43 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:42,536 You've not been-- you've not been to one of those. 44 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:44,746 - Don't yell. Could you not yell? - And I do my work. 45 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:45,914 I do my charity work. 46 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,457 - Charity work? - Yes! 47 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,042 Are you talking about the soup kitchen? 48 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:51,086 - Baby, stop. - Now you're being an asshole, okay? 49 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,880 I do everything for you to make your life easier. 50 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,048 Please don't yell around Baby. 51 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:57,176 What do you do? How do you help this family? 52 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,303 I do so much charity. 53 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:02,389 Baby, stop! I keep everything together. 54 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,767 Baby. Ah! Oh, fuck! 55 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,730 Barb! Where's the Bacitracin? 56 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,941 Last I saw it, Seth had it. 57 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:16,654 It's not in here. Of course, it's not. 58 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:27,331 - Did you find it yet? - No. No, it vanished. 59 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,874 It vanished right when I need it the most. 60 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,793 Alright, try that. 61 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,671 Ow! Oh, sh-- 62 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:36,757 - It hurts that bad? - Worse than I'm doing! 63 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,092 I think some of the rat poison got in there 64 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:41,511 from Barb's tooth-- from Baby's tooth. 65 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:42,846 There's rat poison in the dog's tooth? 66 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:44,514 Barb, yes. 67 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:46,975 She bit the rat, then she bit my bite. 68 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:49,895 The rat poison could have come from the rat tooth 69 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,022 to my bat bite, yes. 70 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,900 Ron, I'm sad that you think that I'm not on your side, 71 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,862 because I really try to make it so that you can do what you need to do. 72 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,489 And I don't even ever ask you questions. 73 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:03,992 And then you push your boss and you lose your job. 74 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:06,078 It's not-- that didn't go through, that didn't happen yet. 75 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:10,249 You know, it's like Everpump really has an opportunity to be a success, Ron. 76 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,709 - It's not gonna affect that. - It absolutely does. 77 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,587 Puts so much pressure on me. 78 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:18,590 How do I fix this? What can I do? 79 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,300 - How do I paper over this? - I don't know. 80 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:21,885 I don't know what even to tell you. 81 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:26,307 I guess, you know, don't mention that you pushed your boss at the party tonight. 82 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:28,016 What party? 83 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:31,728 Alice's party is tonight. I can't even believe you sometimes. 84 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:33,981 I can't believe you think I would go to Alice's party 85 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,857 and go around and tell everybody, "Hey, 86 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:38,402 - "I pushed my boss 'cause he's--" - I don't know what you're going to do. 87 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,405 I don't know what you want. 88 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:05,304 Purchasing director's office. 89 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,807 Hi, is Teresa Bonaventura there? 90 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:11,686 I'm sorry, the director's not in. May I take a message? 91 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,355 Actually, I just-- I really need to talk to her. 92 00:05:15,356 --> 00:05:18,775 Do you know when she's coming in? I haven't seen her. 93 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:20,194 You haven't seen her? 94 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:21,821 No. 95 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,198 Right. Is she on the way to come? 96 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:28,076 I don't know that, doll. I don't have a crystal ball. 97 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:31,580 No, I know. I didn't-- I didn't think-- 98 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:36,918 It's not crazy to ask. I wasn't thinking about a crystal ball. 99 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:38,629 I don't think those really work. 100 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:40,506 Fuck. 101 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,591 Oh, shit. 102 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,509 - Hey, Natalie. - Mom said you pushed your boss 103 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,011 - and now you're suspended? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 104 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,554 I'm just taking a little break from work. 105 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:50,140 It's not a big deal. It's just a small break. 106 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,600 Did you go to City Hall yesterday? 107 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,018 Yes, I did. 108 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,729 I found hundreds of Tecca chairs. 109 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:59,858 Natalie, this is the mothership. These are the alien eggs. We found 'em. 110 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:02,069 What? Why do they have so many? 111 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:05,364 I don't know, I'm trying to talk to the city purchasing director. 112 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,282 They would've had to approve all the purchases. 113 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,659 I think they gotta know something. 114 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:13,789 But they're ducking my calls, and I definitely can't go in there now. 115 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,415 - Why? - Fucking pig. 116 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:18,251 Worthless fucking pig. Piece of shit. 117 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:21,797 I am gonna pull at every single thread I've ever thought about. 118 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:24,049 I'm gonna look into anything and everything. 119 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,761 I'm leaving no stone unturned. 120 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,809 So, the exterminator said he found some of these in my house. 121 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,727 What the hell are these? 122 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:39,523 These little bugs are attracted to extremely hot areas. 123 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,192 You find 'em in car engines, space heaters, 124 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:44,277 a phone that has too many tabs open. 125 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:46,321 Yeah, Eric said you found some in some government buildings. 126 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:47,948 Oh, yes, one sec. 127 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:50,618 Yeah. Okay, here we go. 128 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:54,913 I first saw them in the Public Works building. 129 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:59,668 This is Detention and Probation. I found three there. 130 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:04,799 There were some in Public Utilities, and across the street here... 131 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,175 that's a sub shop. 132 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:10,053 Oh, it's so good. 133 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:11,847 Do you like turkey? 134 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,933 Oh, God, they stack the turkey. 135 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,228 Oh, God, it's so good. 136 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,545 Fucking cops everywhere! 137 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:46,048 Fucking piece of shit pig! 138 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,137 Oh. Oh! 139 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,015 Oh! 140 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:56,892 Do you know if these porno pictures are connected 141 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,310 to anything bigger than porn? 142 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,562 Like, are they connected to, like, corporate fraud? 143 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,064 Or maybe these porno pictures are connected to, like, 144 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:07,068 embezzlement, or are a calling sign for, like, an embezzlement team. 145 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:08,361 Wow. 146 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:10,238 This is some of the newest stuff out there. 147 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:11,656 This is? This is old. 148 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:15,118 Right. Porn's in a really weird place right now. 149 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:16,620 When did you take these pictures? 150 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,246 - About a month ago. - Oh! 151 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:20,415 So, these were brand-new, then. 152 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:22,083 - You have great taste. - Thank you. 153 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:25,462 It's nice to have someone in here who's serious about porn 154 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,714 and not just using it to whack off. 155 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:30,800 I do not just whack off to it. I don't, it's not true. 156 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:32,552 - You whack off to anything. - No, I don't. 157 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:34,054 I am serious about this. 158 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:36,723 Okay, alright, can you just take one last look 159 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:39,476 to see if maybe there's something bigger hidden within? 160 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:42,395 Let me see if I recognize any of these. 161 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:44,231 Oh, you're low on battery. 162 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,732 - Let me help you out. - Oh. 163 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,025 Oh, my God, thank you so much. 164 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,778 Yeah, I didn't even realize that. 165 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:57,994 Hey! Hey, what the fuck are you doing? 166 00:08:57,995 --> 00:09:00,288 - Give me my phone! - I'm just taking your pictures. 167 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:02,666 - He does that. He does that. - Give me the damn phone! 168 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,376 Oh! 169 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,545 Goddamn it! What are you doing? 170 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,964 I thought it would do something else. 171 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,550 Oh, fuck. 172 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,051 Why the hell is there soap in here? 173 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,303 - This is all soap. - Makes it look like it's waves. 174 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:17,098 - It doesn't look like waves. - It does. 175 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,689 Do you all fix phones? 176 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,733 Yeah. You can come back in an hour. 177 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,847 Can I help you? 178 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,669 Thank you. 179 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,596 Oh, shit! It's Tecca! 180 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:55,445 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 181 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,405 - What the fuck? - Go! Go! 182 00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:58,658 Hey! Hey! 183 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,160 Hey, what are you doing? 184 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,412 Oh! 185 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,915 Hey! Get out of here! 186 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,753 I transferred all your information into this new phone, 187 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,589 but you might have to go in and update your setting preferences. 188 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,592 - They go back to default. - Okay. 189 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,393 Oh, come on, I muted this chat. 190 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:31,148 Huh. 191 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:36,152 I don't know, but I certainly feel like I got ripped off. 192 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:39,240 I recently returned a shirt I was not satisfied with to Tamblay. 193 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:42,617 I mostly didn't like it 'cause it had short sleeves. 194 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:45,453 The design was nice, the fit was perfect. 195 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,206 I just didn't like it had short sleeves. 196 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,542 I returned to Tamblay four months later 197 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,586 because I had recently sized out of a number of my key shirts. 198 00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:56,297 I walk in, and what do I see? 199 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:59,634 A shirt that looks the same as the one I'd returned, 200 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,720 but it has long sleeves. 201 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,264 Hallelujah. My prayers have been answered. 202 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,683 It has beautiful long sleeves like I had wanted. 203 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:10,979 First long-sleeve shirt of the season. Brand-new. 204 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,106 I wished that to happen. 205 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,567 I kinda think I can wish things into the world now. 206 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,610 It's true, people can do that. 207 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:19,362 I purchased the shirt 208 00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:21,073 and I immediately put it on in my car. 209 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,575 It didn't just have long sleeves. 210 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:27,162 It had three brown patches on the back, which made it my hippie shirt. 211 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,997 How do you like my hippie shirt? 212 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,750 My dog immediately started sniffing and licking the back, 213 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,793 right where he used to lick the old shirt, 214 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:37,255 because it had a toothpaste stain from when I sat on toothpaste. 215 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,758 Suddenly, my dog starts biting it 216 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,260 and rips off one of the diamonds. 217 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,804 There's the toothpaste stain! 218 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:48,141 They had put on the diamonds to hide the paste. 219 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,059 It was the same shirt I returned, 220 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:53,229 just with added sleeves and three diamonds in the back 221 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,815 and they were charging double for it. 222 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,485 Now, I understand that they made some improvements 223 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,112 but double for a used shirt? 224 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,573 That is criminal! 225 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:06,034 Tamblay is repurposing their old shirts 226 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:09,204 and selling them like they were not old shirts. 227 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,955 Un-ethical! 228 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,125 Oh, my God, they're replacing the parts. 229 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,044 They're replacing the parts! 230 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:20,298 They made me think I could wish things into the world. 231 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,258 Natalie, read what I sent you. 232 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,803 Dad, what the hell is this Tamblay text? 233 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,262 That's what Tecca's doing. 234 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,932 They're taking back the chairs, swapping out the parts, 235 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:32,852 and reselling 'em to the same companies at full price. 236 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,271 That's why there's so many chairs at City Hall. 237 00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:38,358 Someone in the government owns Tecca or is involved with Tecca, 238 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,901 'cause they're buying from themselves. 239 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,695 Oh, Dad, don't be mad, but I found out where 240 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,739 - the purchasing director is. - What? How? 241 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,033 I went to City Hall to see if I could talk to her, 242 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,701 but she wasn't there. 243 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:51,955 But then, I said I'm here to deliver a ham to her, 244 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,623 because I knew they wouldn't want ham 245 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,291 sitting around the office if she's not there. 246 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:58,336 'Cause Tara has a bunch of hams around the house 247 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,839 'cause she's shooting hams, and they reek. 248 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,383 Why's she shooting hams? Is Wendy's coming out with a ham? 249 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,468 Well, they might start selling ham at this new thing 250 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,970 called Wendy's Carvers. 251 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,973 Oh, wow! Will that be at all Wendy's? 252 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:15,770 No. It's like a new, nicer Wendy's called Carvers, and it has ham. 253 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,814 Unbelievable. That's awesome. 254 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,735 Like I thought, they didn't want the ham, so they gave me her address. 255 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,153 Hi. 256 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,238 Oh. 257 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:11,534 Hi, I'm looking for a Teresa Bonaventura. 258 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:14,288 Oh-ho, you found her. 259 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,248 Oh, could you do me a favor? 260 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:22,128 Could you bring that tray over here closer to my head? 261 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,880 Yeah, we could get that closer to your head. 262 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,340 - Oh, thank you. - Yeah. 263 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,758 It's pretty close now. You just want it... 264 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,301 Oh. Bless you. Yes, please. 265 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,094 - Yeah. Yeah, of course. - Right over here. 266 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,137 Oh! 267 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,681 - Ah. - There we go. 268 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,063 Are you the purchasing director for Delaware City? 269 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:43,484 Mm, yes, I am. Have been since I was 34. 270 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,235 Do you need something? 271 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:50,324 I was just wondering, do you approve all purchases, right? 272 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:54,327 Oh. I'm not sure. 273 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:58,915 They told me I didn't need to come in since I got sick. 274 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,377 But I still go to the parade. 275 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:05,505 And they still let me take my picture every year. 276 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:10,468 Mm. And this year, I wore a blue blazer and green pants, 277 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:14,180 and I did a little bang which swooped around 278 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,516 and made a little circle around my eye, 279 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,937 and I looked like Daisy Duck. 280 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:22,898 That's wonderful. 281 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:24,733 Oh! 282 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,820 Oh! 283 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,286 Yes, yes, yes! 284 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,497 What the hell happened to my picture of the hairy pussy? 285 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,875 - There's shit all over it! - Come on, Mike, open up. 286 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,002 I know that's Wazey Waynes. 287 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:30,048 Ow! My cock's ripping off! 288 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,009 Mike, I'm sorry I was a jerk. 289 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,386 I should have let you come to Seth's party. 290 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:38,265 That's not the right thing to do to a friend. 291 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,230 They're using the old, sick purchasing director 292 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:49,525 as a puppet so they can rubber-stamp whatever they're doing with Tecca. 293 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,819 They pretend there's oversight, meanwhile, they can buy 294 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,197 as many chairs from themselves as they want. 295 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,199 - Fucking freezing in here. - Who can? 296 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,077 - And who's using her? - Look, that's Greg Braccon. 297 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,037 He's been the mayor there for ten years. 298 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,164 Look at all these scandals. Nothing's ever stuck. 299 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,749 No one's ever brought him down. 300 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,334 So, Braccon's doing it. 301 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:10,171 And tonight, he's doing a little pub crawl to promote downtown businesses. 302 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,090 There's gonna be press there. We can go. 303 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,342 We can ask him about Tecca, ambush him. 304 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,511 What do you want from me, Ron? 305 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,137 You figured it all out. 306 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,056 I have to go to this party tonight with Barb. 307 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,599 Can you please just go there 308 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,561 and get eyes on him until I can break free and go there? 309 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:28,232 - Okay. - Yeah? 310 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,983 You know, I really wanted to go to Seth's party. 311 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,276 I know, I'm sorry. 312 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,612 You could've told him I was the mailman. 313 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,198 Ron. I need help. I need a job. 314 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,826 Think you can get me a job where you work at Professor Roblay's? 315 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,202 Professor Roblay's? 316 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,955 I could clean around the lab or something. 317 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,333 Yeah, yeah, I'll ask the professor. 318 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,086 - Thanks, Ron. - Yeah, no problem. 319 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,557 Alice. Evan, hi. 320 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,476 - The woman of the hour. - Aw, it's so good to see you. 321 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,186 Aw. 322 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,480 - And you remember my husband, Ron. - Yeah, hi. 323 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,941 No, I have to apologize about Evan. 324 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,860 They asked him if they could dye his hair 325 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,529 at the stylist today, and he was too polite 326 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,197 - to say no. - No. 327 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:21,742 You know my husband, he does embarrassing stuff all the time. 328 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:24,412 Like today, he brought home a new dog, 329 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,330 and then he left for the whole day. 330 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,083 And so, I was alone with the dog all day. 331 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,627 - Barb, I am going to steal you away. - Oh. 332 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,296 - 'Cause I wanna show you off. - Aw. 333 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,840 And after dinner, we're gonna have a little kickoff toast. 334 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,300 - Oh! - And I was wondering if you'd be 335 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,968 comfortable saying a few words. 336 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,179 I hadn't prepared anything, but I've-- 337 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,389 Dinner isn't for a while. You'll have plenty of time. 338 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,308 Okay, well, alright. 339 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,476 - Excuse me. - Yeah. 340 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:50,313 There's gonna be a dinner here? Like a sit-down dinner? 341 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,522 Yeah, but I'm not worried. 342 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,483 Even if it's something I don't like... 343 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,362 I got this. 344 00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:01,533 - What are those? - Pepper patty balls. 345 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,829 Alice says she thinks we can take it to market 346 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,415 by October, but I'm not so sure. 347 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,336 - You can, honey. You can do anything. - Oh. 348 00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,756 Evelyn, Dunbar, can you excuse me for one second? 349 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,592 - Yeah, sure, yeah. - Thank you. 350 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,638 - ...was so dialed in. - Yeah. 351 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:27,975 And then, he started to collect addresses. Collect some of those names. 352 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,186 - Barb. Barb. - And that is what I was-- 353 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,397 - Honey. - Do you know when we're gonna eat? 354 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,524 What? 355 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,193 Are you serious? 356 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,613 Ron, we're gonna eat when the fucking food comes out. 357 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,949 I mean, do you have somewhere that you need to go or something? 358 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,492 - No, I don't, I just wanted to... - Okay. 359 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,663 ...make sure if you needed help with your remarks, or if it's close. 360 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,997 - With what? - Your remarks. 361 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,958 Oh. I'm okay, thank you. 362 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,710 I don't need help. Thank you. 363 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,003 - Jeez. - What? 364 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:56,922 I just... 365 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,506 This is fun. 366 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,425 It is fun. Okay. 367 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,428 Sh... 368 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,180 Hey, Mike. How's it going? 369 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:08,808 Yeah, he's here. I got eyes on him. 370 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,727 But he's with this fucking guy that wants him to leave. 371 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:14,313 - What do you mean? - This guy, he keeps saying, 372 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,232 "Let's get outta here, this place sucks. 373 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,109 I want to go to your hot tub in your house." 374 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,735 Mike, what are you talking about? 375 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,989 This guy, he wants to go to the fucking hot tub 376 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,907 - in his house. - ...in your house, in the hot tub. 377 00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,618 He's an old friend, or maybe he grew up with him or something. 378 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,787 It's like he's never been in a hot tub before. 379 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,038 Fuckin' pouting. 380 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,416 - What? - Ron, when can you get here? 381 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,626 The news media is setting up now. 382 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,128 It's taking longer than I thought. 383 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,465 I'll get there as quick as I can, but I might be stuck here for a little bit. 384 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:42,717 It's not a bad place to work. 385 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,177 We do a lot of great work in the Columbus area. 386 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,554 Oh, good. 387 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,807 And we get away, we go to our lake house, it's... 388 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:57,231 Everyone, please join us in the living room 389 00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,943 for music and digestifs before dessert. 390 00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:03,572 I hope you like chocolate. 391 00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:08,535 Right? 392 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:12,997 Ron, where are you? 393 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,332 I think we're about to do the toast. 394 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,042 I might be getting ready to get out of here. 395 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,252 Yeah, well, I'm worried he's gonna leave soon. 396 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:21,339 I think that this guy's starting to wear him down. 397 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,883 They've already seen you. You're done here. 398 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,843 You did everything you had to do. 399 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,386 Let's go to your house. 400 00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,890 Mike, just keep him there. Figure out a way. 401 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,443 Whoa. Niagara Falls? 402 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:43,904 That's cool. 403 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,452 Teresa Bonaventura. 404 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,413 What... 405 00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:57,709 What the fuck? 406 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,129 - Mike. - Ah, been a while 407 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,464 since I've been called that. 408 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:06,300 It's Oliver Probblo. I found her email. 409 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:08,636 Fuckers at the store were useless. 410 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,555 But they did get my stuff off that smashed iPad. 411 00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,682 They found the email. Okay, what was the "S" for? 412 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,935 It wasn't Maggie S at all. 413 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:18,562 That was a different person I got in a fight with 414 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,898 about some sunglasses I stole, 415 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:23,901 and I was willing to go to the grave saying I didn't. 416 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:27,071 - Okay. - The woman who took those pictures 417 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,408 was Alice Quintana. 418 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,960 Fuck. It doesn't go up, it goes down. 419 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,297 Piece of shit. Is that a fucking pill? 420 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,425 You were putting a goddamn pill in my mouth! 421 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,010 Yeah, eat this. It's got rat poison in it. 422 00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,346 That's rat poison from a tooth! 423 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,180 Get off him! 424 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:54,850 What the fuck?! 425 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,852 The fuck is happening? 426 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:01,814 I know it's you. I know it's you now. 427 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:04,024 How do you know this little prick? 428 00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:07,111 He's my sister's son. When you attacked him, 429 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,114 he told me you were getting close. 430 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:13,410 I was getting kinda close. A lot of shit I didn't have a clue about. 431 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,829 Why would you invite me to your house? 432 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,707 Now, I know for sure it's you. You run Tecca. 433 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,043 You're stealing money from the taxpayers. 434 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:26,046 You poisoned Teresa Bonaventura. 435 00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,631 - What? - I think you poisoned 436 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:30,593 Teresa Bonaventura to keep her home. 437 00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,345 To keep her mind sick, to kill her brain, 438 00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:36,974 so you could just buy as many chairs as you wanted from the budget office. 439 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,184 I didn't do anything to her. 440 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,227 She's been out of it for many years. 441 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,062 She's not out of it. She's perfectly fine. 442 00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,898 Teresa? She's not well at all. 443 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,734 She's got the purest heart I've ever seen in this whole world. 444 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,569 And you used her signature, 445 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:51,822 stealing money from the hard-paying people 446 00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:54,867 of these cities and counties. It's a crime! 447 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:57,453 Why the hell would you invite me to this house? 448 00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:59,371 - That's crazy. - I invited you 449 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:01,791 because I invested in your wife's business. 450 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:05,711 And the money which you said I embezzled is invested with your wife. 451 00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:07,213 You're part of the family now. 452 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:08,840 That's why you're invited. 453 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:12,009 - So? - You really wanna do that to your wife? 454 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:15,429 After she stood by you with your Jeep tours? 455 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,598 You really wanna ruin her chance of raising enough money 456 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:19,017 for her Series A? 457 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:24,897 Yeah, because you did all that stuff, and I've been trying to figure it out! 458 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:27,149 Go out and tell. Actually, the DA is right out there. 459 00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:28,359 She's a close friend. 460 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,611 Oh, cool, you're friends with the DA. 461 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:33,656 I'll tell your friend. I don't see why you don't care. 462 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,575 Because I don't think you're gonna do it, Ron. 463 00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:44,543 Alice, I am gonna do it. 464 00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:47,836 Your plan didn't work. 465 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:50,215 Barb can find that money somewhere else, I'm sure. 466 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:54,093 We don't even know if Everpump's gonna work even with the money. 467 00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,428 A lot of these things don't work out. 468 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,057 I'm definitely doing it. 469 00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:03,143 It sounds like you've got a little to think about, Ron. 470 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:05,604 I'm gonna go out there and be a good host. 471 00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:08,024 - I'll see you out there. - Yeah, I'll see you out there. 472 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,864 You're fucking stupid as shit, you know that? 473 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:18,534 Why would you put the same design in every website? 474 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:20,869 - Do you wanna know what it is? - It's lines. 475 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:23,622 - It's the color code to my life. - What? 476 00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:25,749 Every color is a different woman that I slept with. 477 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:29,795 Well, first, I slept with pink. Then, I slept with green. 478 00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:32,298 Then I slept with pink again, and I married pink. 479 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,342 And that's why this one's black. 480 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:39,723 I'm telling. 481 00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:56,364 Double whiskey, neat. 482 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:03,705 Ron. 483 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,834 Ron. 484 00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:10,378 How's the mystery going? 485 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:17,760 - What? - Oh, sorry. 486 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:22,307 I wasn't supposed to say anything, but I think it's really cool. 487 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:25,100 - What? - Barb said that you're looking 488 00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:27,187 into a bad company. 489 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,440 Barb knows about the mystery? 490 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:34,193 Yeah, sorry, I'm not supposed to say anything, 491 00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:35,778 but Natalie told her about it. 492 00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:39,406 I said, "What? Ron's not a detective. He loves malls." 493 00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:41,492 But she said it's really cool. 494 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,912 She said you're really smart and you're running around. 495 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,373 You can do anything. 496 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:51,836 She said a lot of nice things about you, like you were a superhero or something. 497 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,005 It was really sweet. 498 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:59,635 - Barb said that? - Yeah. 499 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:02,137 I'm trying to remember the exact words right now 500 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:05,892 but, yeah, it was sweet. 501 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:23,283 And lastly, I just really want to take an opportunity 502 00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:25,035 to thank you, Alice. 503 00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:27,955 It's really special what you're doing for me, 504 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,791 but also this beautiful, beautiful night. 505 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,168 So, cheers. To Alice. 506 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,672 - How 'bout this band? - Yeah! 507 00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:55,232 I'm just so relieved that that is over. 508 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,152 Sorry I was so stressed out, Ron. 509 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:03,073 You know, when I was leaving the house, I saw Baby all curled up 510 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:06,160 on the couch, and it was really cute. 511 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,829 I know you miss Larby. 512 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:12,792 And with Seth, you know, he's going off to college soon. 513 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:16,628 I know your heart's in the right place, Ron. 514 00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:18,881 Thank you so much for supporting me tonight. 515 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:22,176 - I love you so much. - Of course. 516 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:24,094 Without a question. I'm so proud of you. 517 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,848 I'm so, so proud of you.