1 00:00:42,303 --> 00:00:45,363 For those of you who don't go to the movies, let me introduce myself. 2 00:00:45,396 --> 00:00:47,431 My name is Robert Benchley. 3 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,967 Well, no matter. 4 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,537 For one reason or another, the motion picture which you are about to see... 5 00:00:53,571 --> 00:00:55,773 is not very clear in spots. 6 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:59,543 As a matter of fact, it was made to demonstrate how not to make a motion picture... 7 00:00:59,577 --> 00:01:02,680 and at the same time win an Academy Award. 8 00:01:02,713 --> 00:01:06,950 Now, someone in what is known as "the front office"... 9 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:10,354 has thought that an occasional word from me... 10 00:01:10,388 --> 00:01:14,024 might help clarify the plot and other vague portions of the film. 11 00:01:14,057 --> 00:01:16,894 Personally, I doubt it. 12 00:01:16,927 --> 00:01:19,397 Shall we go? 13 00:02:38,809 --> 00:02:41,144 [ Clock Chiming ] 14 00:02:44,014 --> 00:02:47,117 It's 8:00, Pa. 15 00:02:47,150 --> 00:02:50,588 Bedtime. Put down that paper. 16 00:02:50,621 --> 00:02:53,056 In a minute, Ma. In a minute. 17 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:55,793 Land's sakes, Pa. 18 00:02:55,826 --> 00:02:59,663 Sittin' there night after night pouring your eyes out over that old stock market. 19 00:02:59,697 --> 00:03:01,965 Think by now you'd be tired of it. 20 00:03:01,999 --> 00:03:06,537 Well, 'tain't easy, Ma, to change the habits of a lifetime. 21 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:09,773 Lot of nonsense, all that buyin' and sellin', bulls and bears. 22 00:03:09,807 --> 00:03:13,176 Can't see how a body can figure it out. 23 00:03:13,210 --> 00:03:18,048 Right now it's kind of bearish, Ma, kind of bearish. 24 00:03:18,081 --> 00:03:20,217 Come along, Pa. It's 8:00. 25 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:23,253 I'm not a child. I know when it's time to go to bed. 26 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,923 Pa! It's time. 27 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:30,193 Come on, Pa. Doc says I can stay up till half past. 28 00:03:30,227 --> 00:03:34,131 I know, but by the time we get your ears washed and your teeth put away-- 29 00:03:34,164 --> 00:03:38,201 All right, I guess. Here we go. 30 00:03:38,235 --> 00:03:41,204 Look and see if everything got up with me. 31 00:03:41,238 --> 00:03:44,141 * For always 32 00:03:44,174 --> 00:03:48,846 Do you hear what I hear? I hope not. 33 00:03:48,879 --> 00:03:51,515 That voice. What voice? 34 00:03:51,549 --> 00:03:53,717 Listen. What does it sound like? 35 00:03:53,751 --> 00:03:56,053 Who'd be sellin' fish at this hour? 36 00:03:56,086 --> 00:03:59,957 After 35 years-- Pa, you don't think-- 37 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:02,693 Oh, no, it couldn't be. 38 00:04:02,726 --> 00:04:06,864 But it is. That voice. I'd know it anywhere. 39 00:04:06,897 --> 00:04:08,932 You would, huh? 40 00:04:08,966 --> 00:04:11,869 Gosh darn it. 41 00:04:20,043 --> 00:04:23,714 And I thought this was gonna be an "A" picture. Duke! 42 00:04:23,747 --> 00:04:25,949 Sal! [ Chester ] Duke! 43 00:04:25,983 --> 00:04:28,686 Sal! It isn't true. I don't believe it. 44 00:04:28,719 --> 00:04:30,821 Just got in from Alaska and I came right to you. 45 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:33,791 Right from out of the grave. Nice diggin', hmm? 46 00:04:33,824 --> 00:04:36,193 My, uh, nieces. 47 00:04:36,226 --> 00:04:38,796 Girls, old friends of your uncle's, the Hootons. 48 00:04:38,829 --> 00:04:40,263 How do you do? 49 00:04:40,297 --> 00:04:44,334 Just think, 35 years, Duke. It doesn't seem possible. 50 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:48,238 Sal, let me look at you. You're a sight for sore eyes. 51 00:04:48,271 --> 00:04:50,808 And, Chester, you're a sight. 52 00:04:50,841 --> 00:04:54,111 Don't forget a man is just as young as he feels. 53 00:04:56,614 --> 00:04:59,683 Take 'em away. The doctor says I can't have 'em any more. 54 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:02,352 You've got very little to complain about. 55 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:05,122 You won the girl, got the gold mine-- all this. 56 00:05:05,155 --> 00:05:07,958 Things have surely stacked up well for you. 57 00:05:07,991 --> 00:05:10,894 Who's doin' your stackin' lately? Chester! 58 00:05:10,928 --> 00:05:13,964 Girls, the Hootons and I have a few things to discuss. 59 00:05:13,997 --> 00:05:17,935 If you'll run along, uncle will meet you later at the club. 60 00:05:17,968 --> 00:05:20,270 Nice goin', "Uncle." 61 00:05:20,303 --> 00:05:23,674 Nice family tree and the limbs ain't bad either. 62 00:05:23,707 --> 00:05:26,376 Duke, tell us all about Alaska. 63 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:29,980 We left you for dead. How did you ever get away? 64 00:05:30,013 --> 00:05:33,150 It's a long story. I wouldn't want to bore you. 65 00:05:33,183 --> 00:05:35,719 It's never stopped you before. 66 00:05:35,753 --> 00:05:38,689 Tell us. You remember when it all started. 67 00:05:38,722 --> 00:05:42,726 Chester and I were playing San Francisco. The turn of the century. 68 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,829 There was gold in the Klondike and San Francisco was wide open. 69 00:05:45,863 --> 00:05:48,699 A million suckers just waitin' to be clipped. 70 00:05:48,732 --> 00:05:51,969 There was excitement and adventure. There was romance. 71 00:05:52,002 --> 00:05:55,038 And one night, you remember, there was murder. 72 00:05:55,072 --> 00:05:59,142 [ Gunshots ] 73 00:05:59,176 --> 00:06:02,212 This is a device known as the flashback. 74 00:06:02,245 --> 00:06:04,882 Okay, George. 75 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,360 Gold! Millions! 76 00:06:17,394 --> 00:06:20,397 [ Knocking ] 77 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:22,399 Open up. 78 00:06:26,003 --> 00:06:31,374 What happened? Sperry, McGurk, the window. 79 00:06:31,408 --> 00:06:35,245 What is it, Mr Lattimer? 80 00:06:35,278 --> 00:06:40,350 They got it-- the map, your father's mine. 81 00:06:40,383 --> 00:06:42,853 The police will get them. 82 00:06:42,886 --> 00:06:46,156 Never. They're too smart. 83 00:06:46,189 --> 00:06:48,959 But, Mr Lattimer. 84 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:51,228 Alaska-- 85 00:06:51,261 --> 00:06:54,832 Go to Skagway. 86 00:06:54,865 --> 00:06:59,770 Ask for Ace Larson. Ace Larson? 87 00:07:05,142 --> 00:07:09,446 Where do I arrange my passage? No time, lady. Get it on board. 88 00:07:09,479 --> 00:07:11,982 - Take it away, Joe. - Right, Cap. 89 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,684 You better hurry, we're shovin' off. Thank you. 90 00:07:16,820 --> 00:07:20,223 Take it away, boys. 91 00:07:20,257 --> 00:07:24,027 Hey, look! We've gotta get on that boat. 92 00:07:24,061 --> 00:07:26,964 Too late, mister. Next boat's tonight at midnight. 93 00:07:26,997 --> 00:07:30,968 Extra! Murder in Hotel Room. Read all about it. 94 00:07:31,001 --> 00:07:34,304 Map of Van Hoyden Mine Stolen. Extra! Read all about it! 95 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,981 It's them! 96 00:07:44,014 --> 00:07:46,449 Who? Sperry and McGurk. 97 00:07:55,959 --> 00:07:58,796 * 98 00:08:09,807 --> 00:08:14,044 * Everybody here knows Good Time Charlie * 99 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:16,847 * Charlie is a perfect clown * 100 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:20,517 * Always kills the folks with funny jokes * 101 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:24,287 * And turns the parlour upside down * 102 00:08:24,321 --> 00:08:28,125 * Everybody sure likes Good Time Charlie * 103 00:08:28,158 --> 00:08:31,394 * No one ever saw him frown * 104 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,530 * But here's the funniest part * 105 00:08:33,563 --> 00:08:37,534 * Down deep in his heart * 106 00:08:37,567 --> 00:08:42,005 * He's the lonesomest man in town * 107 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:47,110 Charlie, why are you on this mad, mad merry-go-round? Ha, ha, ha. 108 00:08:47,144 --> 00:08:49,379 I'm your friend. 109 00:08:49,412 --> 00:08:51,581 You can tell me, Charlie. 110 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:54,384 You're wasting your life away. 111 00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:57,054 Someday you'll be old and all alone. 112 00:08:57,087 --> 00:08:59,322 Think it over. 113 00:08:59,356 --> 00:09:01,424 You're not fooling me, Charlie. 114 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,127 It's your childhood sweetheart. 115 00:09:04,161 --> 00:09:06,329 But you're a great, great man. 116 00:09:06,363 --> 00:09:09,032 Great to take it the way you have. 117 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:14,004 You're doin' the right thing. Laugh! Ha, ha, ha. 118 00:09:14,037 --> 00:09:17,207 Dance! Play the fool! 119 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:24,347 * He's the lonesomest man in town * 120 00:09:24,381 --> 00:09:28,518 * The lonesomest man in town * 121 00:09:41,431 --> 00:09:44,201 Three, a-two, a-three, a-four. 122 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,549 * He's always good for a laugh * 123 00:09:59,582 --> 00:10:02,452 * But you don't know the half * 124 00:10:02,485 --> 00:10:04,888 * He's only happy-go-lucky * 125 00:10:04,922 --> 00:10:06,990 * Till the lights are turned down * 126 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:10,894 * Then he's the lonesomest man in town * 127 00:10:22,239 --> 00:10:26,409 And now, to go from the super to the supernatural, we bring you "Ghost-O," 128 00:10:26,443 --> 00:10:29,279 the most amazing novelty game of the age, 129 00:10:29,312 --> 00:10:33,683 stolen at great risk from the high priest of the Lost Tribe of Darkest Anesthesia... 130 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:37,054 and brought to these shores by that great oriental mystic... 131 00:10:37,087 --> 00:10:40,590 and secret Hindu potentate, Professor Hakin Zambini! 132 00:10:40,623 --> 00:10:42,625 And now, "Ghost-O"... 133 00:10:42,659 --> 00:10:45,695 and the man who has brought fortunes to thousands of lucky people, 134 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,198 Professor Zambini. 135 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,302 Holy Toledo! Holy Toledo! 136 00:10:52,335 --> 00:10:55,172 Bourgeois. Silence, dear friends. 137 00:10:55,205 --> 00:10:57,607 I shall attempt to contact the other world. 138 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,010 Master, shall I remove myself? 139 00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:03,080 The spirit will do it for us. 140 00:11:06,383 --> 00:11:11,521 Ala-kaballa, presto-sturgando, double-forzando. 141 00:11:14,391 --> 00:11:16,593 Silence! Silence, dear friends. 142 00:11:16,626 --> 00:11:19,029 I feel the presence of spirits in the room. 143 00:11:19,062 --> 00:11:21,198 What I do for money. 144 00:11:21,231 --> 00:11:25,068 Matoom-bomba. Diddy-wa-diddy matoom-bomba. 145 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,704 Diddy-wa-diddy, este-chay. The oint-jay is ull-fay of ump-chays. 146 00:11:27,737 --> 00:11:30,207 Ump-chays-- there's one here too. 147 00:11:34,211 --> 00:11:36,046 Spirits, are you with us? 148 00:11:36,079 --> 00:11:39,549 Are you there? Am I there? Where can I go? 149 00:11:39,582 --> 00:11:42,585 - Are you there? - If I was, I wouldn't be here. 150 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:46,423 Spirits, are you with us? [ Tapping ] 151 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,359 That's the spirit! We have made contact. 152 00:11:49,392 --> 00:11:53,030 To prove it, I shall have the spirit do my bidding. Spirit, lift the table. 153 00:11:53,063 --> 00:11:55,965 Spirit, lift! 154 00:11:57,767 --> 00:12:00,637 The flesh is willing but the spirits are weak. 155 00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:03,473 However, we shall proceed with the magic game of Ghost-O. 156 00:12:03,506 --> 00:12:05,642 Taking this fabulously jewelled box, 157 00:12:05,675 --> 00:12:09,179 I shall place a five-dollar bill therein, 158 00:12:09,212 --> 00:12:11,314 close the box regretfully, 159 00:12:11,348 --> 00:12:13,616 incant a few magic words there over, 160 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,153 and gamble upon the generosity of the spirits. 161 00:12:16,186 --> 00:12:22,192 Matoom-bomba Ester-chay, willet-gay under-day dwit-ay matoom-bomba. 162 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,630 What have we here? A crisp $10 bill. 163 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:30,167 Indeed, the spirits are generous tonight. 164 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,469 Why am I monopolizing this lucrative phenomenon? 165 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,737 Who among you would like to try for 10, 166 00:12:34,771 --> 00:12:37,307 20, 30 dollars-- any small amount? 167 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,176 I'll try for a dollar. 168 00:12:39,209 --> 00:12:41,711 A dollar? An assignment for one of the smaller spirits; 169 00:12:41,744 --> 00:12:45,115 however, a buck is a buck and the spirits are always in there. 170 00:12:45,148 --> 00:12:48,718 Matoom-bomba matoom a-double-bomba. 171 00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:54,157 A crisp new five-dollar bill. 172 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:58,361 Five for one. Here you are. Who among you shall be next? 173 00:12:58,395 --> 00:13:00,597 Ten dollars! I'll try for 15. 174 00:13:00,630 --> 00:13:04,701 We are building, however, it's a big box and there's room in there for both of you. 175 00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:07,580 The spirits will have to take dead aim this time. Atch-it-way, Ester-chay. 176 00:13:07,604 --> 00:13:10,573 Matoom-bomba, Sam-cheron on-the-half-shell. 177 00:13:10,607 --> 00:13:13,410 Hiya, George! Welcome home, Abe! 178 00:13:15,245 --> 00:13:18,848 Looks like a spirit got away with this one, folks. 179 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,452 But that's the spirit-- sometimes he puts, sometimes he takes. 180 00:13:22,485 --> 00:13:25,722 Who's next? Just bring a buck in a truck. 181 00:13:25,755 --> 00:13:28,591 Ten dollars. Twenty-five. 182 00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:31,428 Twenty dollars here. Don't get shut out. 183 00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:37,234 Wait a minute. Let's try in here. 184 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:43,306 There they are! 185 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:45,508 Out the back way! 186 00:13:46,509 --> 00:13:49,412 Just a moment, please. 187 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,584 They don't seem to think we're on the level. 188 00:13:54,617 --> 00:13:57,520 Some people are so suspicious. 189 00:14:00,357 --> 00:14:04,361 Ghost-O! I didn't think there was one more way to get the cops after us, but you found it! 190 00:14:04,394 --> 00:14:07,397 50 for Duke, 50 for Chester. 10 for Duke, 10 for Chester. 191 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:12,135 Some life, always one jump ahead of the sheriff. 5 for Duke, 5 for Chester. 192 00:14:12,169 --> 00:14:15,472 That boat sails in 20 minutes. Let it sail. 193 00:14:15,505 --> 00:14:17,574 Look, mastermind, the tour is over. 194 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,909 We've been posse-baitin' every town from coast to coast. 195 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:24,181 We just ran out of towns. From now on, it's oceans and we take boats. 196 00:14:24,214 --> 00:14:27,650 A Confederate ten-spot! How can people be so crooked? 197 00:14:27,684 --> 00:14:31,188 We're taking the boat to New York. Not that boat. 198 00:14:31,221 --> 00:14:34,757 Going the wrong way? It's going south, should be going north. 199 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:38,328 Going north? They got that yellow stuff, that ever-lovin' powder. 200 00:14:38,361 --> 00:14:40,463 Gold? That's right. 201 00:14:40,497 --> 00:14:43,266 Alaska! Yes. 202 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,336 No you don't! Alaska? It's so cold up there... 203 00:14:46,369 --> 00:14:48,471 if you shake hands, they take it and throw it away. 204 00:14:48,505 --> 00:14:51,641 It's Utopia. Everybody's getting gold. 205 00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:54,344 I got all the gold I want in my teeth. 206 00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:57,556 I'm takin' my dough to Brooklyn and opening a Turkish bath-- with tables for ladies. 207 00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:59,758 Where're you going with all that cabbage? I'm gonna pickle it. 208 00:14:59,782 --> 00:15:03,486 Yours? All of it? What happened to 50-50? All of it. 209 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:07,790 You've been leading me by the nose, chiseling me right and left. 210 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:11,328 Me chiseling you? I got a record of every chizz. 211 00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:13,863 This is fantastic. It's right here in black and white. 212 00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:16,599 Niagara Falls, $300 for hospital bills. 213 00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:19,736 All you had to do was find some yokel and send him over the falls in a barrel. 214 00:15:19,769 --> 00:15:22,605 It was a great stunt. I almost broke my neck. 215 00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:24,874 Pittsburgh, Chicago, and how 'bout Kansas City? 216 00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:29,246 You picked my pocket of 75 bucks so you could take Mabel Bronschweiger on a buggy. 217 00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:32,882 Mabel Bronschweiger. Lady blacksmith, she was your girl. 218 00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:36,753 I sat in the hotel lobby while you took her for a ride in the woods. 219 00:15:36,786 --> 00:15:40,623 She was in fresh air. Didn't I front for you in Oklahoma? 220 00:15:40,657 --> 00:15:43,726 Hilda, the oilman's daughter? Sent you in there. 221 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:47,230 Was she born or did they have to drill for her? 222 00:15:47,264 --> 00:15:49,999 $1200 worth right there, but I'll settle for this. 223 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:53,002 You wanna go to Alaska and be a blubber-ball for a bunch of trained seals? 224 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:57,740 I'm headin' home. I can't stand in your way. 225 00:15:57,774 --> 00:16:00,877 If that's the way you feel, that's the way you feel. 226 00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:02,945 That's the way I feel about it. 227 00:16:02,979 --> 00:16:06,383 Don't start tellin' my fortune. It won't do you any good. 228 00:16:07,817 --> 00:16:10,520 What do you think of this? A black nine on a red jack. 229 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:14,357 You use those cards to trick me in every crooked deal we had. 230 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:18,761 No more, I'm too smart. You're wastin' you're time, Duke Johnson. 231 00:16:18,795 --> 00:16:22,432 I'm goin' right back where I-- What is it? 232 00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:24,734 What's it say? It's nothing. 233 00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:27,737 You can say that again. I know those cards. 234 00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:31,608 This is amazing! They're as phoney as you are. It's lucky I'm smart-- 235 00:16:31,641 --> 00:16:36,479 What is it? What do you see? You're not interested. 236 00:16:36,513 --> 00:16:39,382 It's a partnership? It's us. We're back in New York. 237 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,051 New York? Yes, and we're rich. 238 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,622 We're driving down Fifth Avenue in a gold-plated carriage. 239 00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:48,358 Fifth Avenue? Yeah, we're sittin' there smoking dollar cigars, 240 00:16:48,391 --> 00:16:50,660 and we're throwing $50 bills at the round haircuts. 241 00:16:50,693 --> 00:16:53,363 Fifth Avenue? We just turned down 42nd Street. 242 00:16:53,396 --> 00:16:55,365 Wait'll I get back in the carriage. 243 00:16:55,398 --> 00:16:57,810 Where you been? You don't want that crowd to get all that dough? 244 00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:59,969 Let them have it. We've got billions. 245 00:17:00,002 --> 00:17:03,540 Where'd we get it? Utopia. 246 00:17:03,573 --> 00:17:08,010 Alaska? Pretty smart. Gave me a fast shuffle, huh? 247 00:17:08,044 --> 00:17:11,348 You'd better face it. The cards say Alaska. 248 00:17:11,381 --> 00:17:13,583 No wonder, it's a cold deck. 249 00:17:16,553 --> 00:17:21,658 This seems to be a scene they put in after I saw the picture in the studio. 250 00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:25,562 Obviously a lot of extras-- I don't know. 251 00:17:25,595 --> 00:17:29,098 Read all about it. "Van Hoyden Murderers Still at Large." 252 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,401 Extra paper. Read all about it. 253 00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:33,570 Extra paper. 254 00:17:33,603 --> 00:17:35,638 Police Anticipate an Early Arrest. 255 00:17:35,672 --> 00:17:38,708 Van Hoyden's Murderers Still at Large. Extra. 256 00:17:38,741 --> 00:17:41,811 Hey, boy! See what happened to Happy Hooligan. 257 00:17:41,844 --> 00:17:46,516 Careful, don't get hurt. You'll snap off a thumb. 258 00:17:46,549 --> 00:17:51,754 Keep it. Well, Chester, looks like the end of the line for you and I. 259 00:17:51,788 --> 00:17:54,957 There goes Chester and there goes little old Duke. 260 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:58,361 That's pretty heavy carfare. How're you gonna make it? 261 00:17:58,395 --> 00:18:00,897 I'll get along somehow. Don't worry about me. 262 00:18:00,930 --> 00:18:04,401 Well, Duke, I guess this is it. 263 00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:06,636 I never thought we'd end this way. 264 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,706 It's so different. I'm holdin' the dough, and you're holdin' the bag. 265 00:18:09,739 --> 00:18:11,708 I never thought I'd have the biggest end. 266 00:18:11,741 --> 00:18:14,644 You've always had much the biggest end. 267 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,814 Where do you keep your butter? It was great while it lasted. 268 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:22,118 What a combo. Lot of laughs. Lot of snickers. 269 00:18:22,151 --> 00:18:26,122 We had a couple of things that money couldn't buy. I usually got the ugly one. 270 00:18:26,155 --> 00:18:28,591 No hard feelings. No hard feelings at all. 271 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,893 So long. So long. 272 00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:32,929 Well, see ya. 273 00:18:32,962 --> 00:18:35,164 Chester? 274 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,434 Huh? 275 00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:42,939 I can't let you go like this. Not without letting you know... 276 00:18:42,972 --> 00:18:46,509 whatever happens, you can always count on me. 277 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,778 That's fine, Duke, just fine. 278 00:18:48,811 --> 00:18:51,714 I want you to feel that whatever I have is yours. 279 00:18:51,748 --> 00:18:55,918 Somehow I feel that whatever you have is mine. 280 00:18:55,952 --> 00:19:00,957 Duke, that little speech touched me. We're pals. 281 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:03,660 If we want something, we don't have to ask for it. 282 00:19:03,693 --> 00:19:06,829 We know it's there and we take it. 283 00:19:06,863 --> 00:19:12,569 This is it, son. Let me have one last look at you. 284 00:19:12,602 --> 00:19:14,971 Duke-- Don't speak. Don't say it. 285 00:19:15,004 --> 00:19:17,740 Go quickly and don't look back. 286 00:19:29,118 --> 00:19:31,721 So long, Duke! 287 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,724 Goodbye, Chester. No hard feelings. 288 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:38,561 I forgive you for everything-- Hilda, Mabel, the whole works. 289 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,498 Even for trying to pick my pocket just now. 290 00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:48,004 Why, you dirty rogue! Wait a minute there! 291 00:19:51,741 --> 00:19:53,976 Emergency! Look out! 292 00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:56,679 I gotta catch a boat! Look out! 293 00:20:05,221 --> 00:20:07,957 Out of my way! Out of my way! 294 00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:10,560 Whoops! Out of your way. 295 00:20:10,593 --> 00:20:13,696 Spread out boys, you're liable to get blood all over you. 296 00:20:13,730 --> 00:20:16,198 Chester, whatever seems to be the trouble? 297 00:20:16,232 --> 00:20:18,200 "Trouble," he says. "Don't look back," he says. 298 00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:22,071 I oughta-- Chester, don't fight this thing. It's too big for you. 299 00:20:22,104 --> 00:20:24,874 Like it says on the cards, you're on your way to Alaska. Huh? 300 00:20:24,907 --> 00:20:27,877 [ Steam Whistle ] 301 00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:30,246 Alaska? I'm goin' to New York! 302 00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:33,516 Stop the boat! Wait! 303 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,986 What's goin' on here? 304 00:20:37,019 --> 00:20:39,055 Alaska! We're goin' to Alaska! 305 00:20:39,088 --> 00:20:41,524 He's gone, this boy-- the gold and everything, 306 00:20:41,558 --> 00:20:43,993 Don't listen to that cheap phoney. I'm perfectly sane. 307 00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:47,229 Would a sane man go to Alaska in a Palm Beach suit? 308 00:20:47,263 --> 00:20:50,700 I'm goin' to Brooklyn to open a Turkish bath-- See what I mean? 309 00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:53,703 Take him to my cabin. I've handled him before. 310 00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:56,573 I don't want to go to Alaska. It's cold there! 311 00:20:56,606 --> 00:20:58,808 Icicles, popsicles, Eskimo pies! 312 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:01,611 Take your hands off me. Look, I'm sane. 313 00:21:01,644 --> 00:21:04,581 Two and two is four. Four and four is eight. Eight and eight is-- 314 00:21:04,614 --> 00:21:06,949 [ Duke ] Ahh! Ahh! 315 00:21:06,983 --> 00:21:09,752 Take me below. He's gone. We've lost this boy. 316 00:21:09,786 --> 00:21:12,622 You wouldn't do this if I was in shape. 317 00:21:12,655 --> 00:21:15,558 You need any help, just call us. Stand by with a light mallet. 318 00:21:15,592 --> 00:21:17,827 Me on a boat to Alaska? Maybe I am crazy. 319 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,563 Chester-- Don't give me any talk, just give me my money. 320 00:21:20,597 --> 00:21:23,075 Don't you think it would be better if you let me hold the money? 321 00:21:23,099 --> 00:21:24,967 Give me that cabbage before I part your derby. 322 00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:27,804 If that's the way 323 00:21:27,837 --> 00:21:31,007 Is it all here? Count it. We gotta be careful. 324 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,811 This is a strange boat. There's a lot of crooks around. You won't be lonesome. 325 00:21:34,844 --> 00:21:38,581 You know way down underneath 326 00:21:38,615 --> 00:21:41,818 That money would be safer in my pocket. You kiddin'? 327 00:21:41,851 --> 00:21:45,822 We're not putting the money in your pocket or my pocket, 328 00:21:45,855 --> 00:21:50,827 we're puttin' it where it belongs, in the safe. 329 00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,762 See? 330 00:21:52,795 --> 00:21:56,332 Man overboard! Wait! 331 00:22:03,706 --> 00:22:06,275 No hard feelings. No hard feelings. 332 00:22:06,308 --> 00:22:09,646 It's only money. Has no personality. 333 00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:23,292 You and those cards. I can't understand it. Must've been a pinochle deck. 334 00:22:23,325 --> 00:22:26,228 Keep scrubbin'! Make it shine! 335 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,698 Are you kiddin'? My fingernails are all gone. 336 00:22:28,731 --> 00:22:31,033 For the last hour I've been using up the white meat. 337 00:22:31,067 --> 00:22:33,369 You'll keep on till you work you way back to Frisco! 338 00:22:33,402 --> 00:22:37,239 Not me! I've had enough! Me, too! Who do you think you're pushin' around? 339 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,375 We're not cattle, you know! 340 00:22:39,408 --> 00:22:43,612 Moo! Moo! 341 00:22:50,386 --> 00:22:52,855 Thanks. 342 00:22:55,257 --> 00:22:59,862 Baked ham around here. Silly place to get a hotfoot. 343 00:22:59,896 --> 00:23:02,732 Come on, help yourself. This is no sailboat. 344 00:23:02,765 --> 00:23:05,835 I'm doing my share. You look like an agent standing there. 345 00:23:05,868 --> 00:23:08,905 That fire's important. Makes the boat go. That's right. 346 00:23:08,938 --> 00:23:10,840 Supposing it goes out? Supposing it does? 347 00:23:10,873 --> 00:23:13,976 I'm ready. Oh, that's-- 348 00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:17,246 Pardon me. Thanks. 349 00:23:17,279 --> 00:23:19,982 What do you do around here? Nothing. 350 00:23:20,016 --> 00:23:22,418 You in this picture? No, taking a short cut to Stage 10. 351 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:49,245 Very fine, Tony. All right, who's next? 352 00:23:49,278 --> 00:23:53,115 Let's go, Dad. You're on. I'm not following monkeys this season. 353 00:23:53,149 --> 00:23:55,985 They'll think it's an encore. Besides, 10 bucks is 10 bucks. 354 00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:58,988 Don't be bashful. Who's next? Here's your boy. 355 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:02,859 Stay in there. Can I borrow that Stomach Steinway? 356 00:24:02,892 --> 00:24:05,327 Take good care of him. You kiddin'? It's got asthma now. 357 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:15,196 * 358 00:24:17,073 --> 00:24:21,043 * You think that money is everything * 359 00:24:21,077 --> 00:24:24,280 * And yet it's anybody's spring * 360 00:24:24,313 --> 00:24:28,450 * Go make a fortune Become a king * 361 00:24:28,484 --> 00:24:32,989 * And still it's anybody's spring * 362 00:24:33,022 --> 00:24:36,392 * And if you flash a bankroll * 363 00:24:36,425 --> 00:24:39,161 * Do you suppose the brook would care * 364 00:24:39,195 --> 00:24:42,331 * Or that a rose would say 365 00:24:42,364 --> 00:24:45,902 * There goes a millionaire 366 00:24:47,336 --> 00:24:51,440 * It's more than diamonds around a ring * 367 00:24:51,473 --> 00:24:55,044 * Because it's anybody's spring * 368 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:59,048 * You may be born with the silver spoon * 369 00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:03,185 * And yet it's anybody's moon * 370 00:25:03,219 --> 00:25:06,422 * You couldn't buy a ticket 371 00:25:06,455 --> 00:25:10,392 * To hear the first robin sing * 372 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:15,865 * It's free because it's anybody's spring * 373 00:25:15,898 --> 00:25:18,167 * 374 00:25:26,342 --> 00:25:28,377 I never knew I could play one of these. 375 00:25:28,410 --> 00:25:30,179 You could beat the monkey alone. 376 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:37,286 * You couldn't buy a ticket * 377 00:25:37,319 --> 00:25:40,890 * To hear the first robin sing * 378 00:25:40,923 --> 00:25:46,562 * It's free because it's anybody's spring * 379 00:25:51,567 --> 00:25:54,070 Very nice. Very nice. 380 00:25:54,103 --> 00:25:56,438 Now for the winner. Line up here, please. 381 00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:59,041 He's wasting time. Naturally. 382 00:25:59,075 --> 00:26:04,213 [ Applause ] 383 00:26:07,183 --> 00:26:10,419 [ Louder Applause ] 384 00:26:10,452 --> 00:26:13,822 [ Cheering ] 385 00:26:16,192 --> 00:26:18,594 Next time, I bring Sinatra. 386 00:26:36,378 --> 00:26:40,482 Could you tell me where I could find a Mr Ace Larson? 387 00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:42,551 At his place, I reckon-- 388 00:26:42,584 --> 00:26:45,587 The Golden Rail. Thank you. 389 00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:54,897 So I came up here as fast as I could, Mr Larson. 390 00:26:54,931 --> 00:26:58,467 If you'll only help me, I'll be glad to pay you-- Pay me? 391 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:03,272 You seem to forget, my dear, your father was my best friend. Thank you. 392 00:27:03,305 --> 00:27:06,008 Who did you say stole that map? 393 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:09,045 I didn't, but they were seen-- two men, Sperry and McGurk. 394 00:27:09,078 --> 00:27:12,314 Sperry and McGurk, huh? 395 00:27:12,348 --> 00:27:15,417 You know them? By reputation only. 396 00:27:15,451 --> 00:27:18,487 Two of the blackest cutthroats that ever dirtied up the Klondike. 397 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,357 - Maybe the police-- - That won't be necessary. 398 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:24,393 Go down to the dock. I want to know the minute those two hit town. 399 00:27:26,128 --> 00:27:30,699 I can't begin to thank you, Mr Larson. Forget it. 400 00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:33,002 What do you do? 401 00:27:33,035 --> 00:27:37,073 I beg your pardon? For your living. How do you get by? 402 00:27:37,106 --> 00:27:39,375 I sing a little. 403 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:43,279 I like that. 404 00:27:43,312 --> 00:27:45,447 From now on, you'll work for me. 405 00:27:47,216 --> 00:27:49,451 Now don't you worry your pretty little head about it. 406 00:27:49,485 --> 00:27:52,554 Just leave everything to me. You've been terribly sweet. 407 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:57,059 The dirty dog. He just wants to get Dorothy into one of those scanty costumes. 408 00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:59,295 Not a bad idea. 409 00:27:59,328 --> 00:28:03,032 I'm working for Mr Larson-- Upstairs. 410 00:28:03,065 --> 00:28:04,967 Thank you. 411 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,175 Who's the fancy baggage? 412 00:28:13,209 --> 00:28:15,177 A little lady who's lost a gold mine. 413 00:28:15,211 --> 00:28:19,748 Are you the lost and found 414 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:23,619 Aren't you stepping a little out of character? I don't know. 415 00:28:23,652 --> 00:28:26,022 The mine's worth about three million dollars. 416 00:28:26,055 --> 00:28:30,459 What do we get 417 00:28:34,063 --> 00:28:37,033 Doesn't leave the little lady much, does it? 418 00:28:37,066 --> 00:28:41,337 That's what I like about you. You're good at arithmetic. 419 00:28:44,073 --> 00:28:48,044 The boat docks in Skagway but are we getting off? 420 00:28:48,077 --> 00:28:51,747 Oh, no, we're cooked. I didn't want to get on this boat. 421 00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:55,184 I was Shangri-la'd. Shanghaied, old man. 422 00:28:55,217 --> 00:28:57,219 Well, one of those towns in Egypt. 423 00:29:03,392 --> 00:29:06,228 What do you got there? 424 00:29:06,262 --> 00:29:09,065 Just an old piece of paper, that's all. 425 00:29:09,098 --> 00:29:11,500 What're you puttin' it in your pocket for? 426 00:29:11,533 --> 00:29:14,170 I save old paper. Some people save old string. 427 00:29:14,203 --> 00:29:16,305 I think folding is more fun than twisting. 428 00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:19,608 What is it? Just a map of an old gold mine. 429 00:29:19,641 --> 00:29:22,644 What? Just a little one, good for a couple of inlays maybe. 430 00:29:22,678 --> 00:29:25,381 Let's see it. I'm an old map man. 431 00:29:25,414 --> 00:29:27,416 It's my type of work. 432 00:29:29,751 --> 00:29:33,755 Chester, you realize what this is? It's a map. 433 00:29:33,789 --> 00:29:37,526 It's the Van Hoyden gold mine. You read the papers. You think so? 434 00:29:37,559 --> 00:29:40,362 The guys that have this room must be the killers. Dirty rats. 435 00:29:40,396 --> 00:29:43,199 [ Duke ] We got the map. It's ours. How do you figure? 436 00:29:43,232 --> 00:29:46,335 The law of the Yukon-- possession. How 'bout the murderers? 437 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,704 We'll turn them over to the cops. 438 00:29:48,737 --> 00:29:52,441 - They should be boiled in oil. - I told you, a gold mine! 439 00:29:52,474 --> 00:29:55,244 I saw it in the cards. Those beautiful cards. 440 00:29:55,277 --> 00:29:58,180 Riding down Fifth Avenue. Throwing $50 bills at the round haircuts. 441 00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:01,517 We'll be living like kings. Living like kings? 442 00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,585 I abdicate. 443 00:30:03,619 --> 00:30:06,588 Nice little mine you got here, fellas. 444 00:30:06,622 --> 00:30:10,259 Wear it in good health, boys. Nice to meet you. 445 00:30:10,292 --> 00:30:12,770 Come on, Chester. We got a little dust of our own to take care of. 446 00:30:12,794 --> 00:30:15,864 Start cleaning up here, that blood. 447 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:18,467 There's no blood there. There's gonna be. 448 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,369 No noise. You wanna wake up the neighbourhood? 449 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:23,105 This is much better. 450 00:30:23,139 --> 00:30:25,841 Yeah? I ain't afraid to die. 451 00:30:25,874 --> 00:30:28,510 I just hate being killed. 452 00:30:30,212 --> 00:30:33,382 Wait. Think it over. For a couple of years. 453 00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:37,453 You wouldn't want to dirty a nice knife over a stale couple of million bucks! 454 00:30:37,486 --> 00:30:39,488 What do we do now? Remember Schenectady? 455 00:30:40,689 --> 00:30:43,459 Okay, fellas, we're ready. 456 00:30:43,492 --> 00:30:46,328 We ain't askin' for no mercy. Can we say our prayers? 457 00:30:46,362 --> 00:30:49,531 Okay. Be quick about it. 458 00:30:58,274 --> 00:31:00,276 Daley. Daley. 459 00:31:00,309 --> 00:31:02,178 Crawford. Crawford. 460 00:31:02,211 --> 00:31:04,846 No trace of those stowaways, sir. I ain't worried. 461 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,649 If they're gettin' off, they've got to come through here. 462 00:31:07,683 --> 00:31:09,785 Flannery. Flannery. 463 00:31:09,818 --> 00:31:12,221 Peters. Peters. 464 00:31:34,676 --> 00:31:36,645 Lombardi. Lombardi. 465 00:31:36,678 --> 00:31:38,680 Sperry. And McGurk. 466 00:31:38,714 --> 00:31:41,383 Sperry and McGurk. Sperry and McGurk? 467 00:31:44,386 --> 00:31:49,191 Yeah, Sperry and McGurk. What about it, partner? What about it? 468 00:31:49,225 --> 00:31:52,361 Nothing, boys. Only, just don't make any trouble. 469 00:31:52,394 --> 00:31:55,331 Things are different since you boys were here. It's nice and peaceful. 470 00:31:55,364 --> 00:31:58,600 Don't worry. We're law-abiding citizens now. 471 00:31:58,634 --> 00:32:01,370 Anybody says we ain't, we'll plug 'em. 472 00:32:08,644 --> 00:32:12,514 Hey, Sperry and McGurk just hit town. 473 00:32:12,548 --> 00:32:15,384 Sperry and McGurk? Yeah, and they're headed this way. 474 00:32:15,417 --> 00:32:17,586 Here they come now! 475 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:37,873 What goes with the local peasantry? 476 00:32:37,906 --> 00:32:40,342 One look at us and they run right out of the joint. 477 00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:42,511 I feel like I'm back in vaudeville. 478 00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:46,014 I don't know what Sperry and McGurk did to this burg, but they're dynamite. 479 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,250 We own this town. 480 00:32:48,284 --> 00:32:50,752 I'll sell cheap. I don't like it. 481 00:32:50,786 --> 00:32:53,931 If those hoodlums ever get off that boat, we'll be smiling from ear to ear with our throats. 482 00:32:53,955 --> 00:32:57,493 Forget it. The town's ours-- food, liquor, supplies, anything. 483 00:32:57,526 --> 00:32:59,895 All we got to do is act tough. Tough? 484 00:32:59,928 --> 00:33:02,931 Remember, you're Sperry and I'm McGurk. 485 00:33:02,964 --> 00:33:05,834 Got it? Got it. 486 00:33:05,867 --> 00:33:10,339 Made it. Not quite. It's a leaner. 487 00:33:10,372 --> 00:33:14,776 What'd I tell ya? We got the royal suite, dinner, liquor, 488 00:33:14,810 --> 00:33:17,813 sled loaded with a month's supplies. 489 00:33:17,846 --> 00:33:21,883 Hasn't cost us a dime. Clamber out of that beaver. 490 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:24,620 How'll they know we're Sperry and McGurk? We'll tell 'em. 491 00:33:24,653 --> 00:33:26,655 If those two butchers ever get off that boat, 492 00:33:26,688 --> 00:33:28,757 we'll wind up hamburger, blood rare. 493 00:33:28,790 --> 00:33:30,759 I don't like it. You don't like it? 494 00:33:30,792 --> 00:33:33,028 You don't know a good thing when you see it. 495 00:33:33,061 --> 00:33:35,897 This town's a whole big jackpot for us. I don't like it. 496 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,634 Skagway Sal wants to see you boys. 497 00:33:38,667 --> 00:33:41,503 I'm beginning to like it. Get out of here! 498 00:33:41,537 --> 00:33:43,639 We got business. Who'd you say? 499 00:33:43,672 --> 00:33:45,774 Skagway Sal. 500 00:33:45,807 --> 00:33:48,544 Well, come on in. That's our business. 501 00:33:48,577 --> 00:33:51,780 Where does, uh-- hang out? Golden Rail. 502 00:33:51,813 --> 00:33:54,015 Looky here, Skunky, 503 00:33:54,049 --> 00:33:56,885 anybody ever see Sperry and McGurk with their beards off? 504 00:33:56,918 --> 00:33:59,355 Not that I know of. 505 00:33:59,388 --> 00:34:02,924 Spread the news around. They're gonna see it tonight. Okay. 506 00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:15,036 Skagway Sal, let's go. Now they're furnishing dates. 507 00:34:15,070 --> 00:34:18,073 This is a great town. We're beginning to operate. 508 00:34:18,106 --> 00:34:22,378 Sal's waitin'. What's the rush? There's only one dame. 509 00:34:22,411 --> 00:34:25,523 You better clamber out of that mattress before somebody asks you for a cough drop. 510 00:34:25,547 --> 00:34:28,784 You better let me hold the map. What for? 511 00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:30,657 You know how you act when you get around women. 512 00:34:30,686 --> 00:34:32,688 The only thing I do is get "around" the women. 513 00:34:32,721 --> 00:34:35,056 Give me the map. Don't forget, half's mine. 514 00:34:35,090 --> 00:34:37,893 Half of it's yours. Here you are. 515 00:34:37,926 --> 00:34:40,829 What're you doing? Putting mine in my hat in a safe place. 516 00:34:40,862 --> 00:34:44,065 You'd better do 517 00:34:44,099 --> 00:34:47,703 What do you think of my underwear? Not much, but put it there. 518 00:34:52,541 --> 00:34:56,077 Throw that candy away. I got a sweet tooth. 519 00:34:56,111 --> 00:35:00,048 We're supposed to be killers, supposed to look tough. The almonds are tough. 520 00:35:00,081 --> 00:35:02,984 Lose it. Throw it away. Stash it. 521 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:07,789 Here, Fuzzy. Dessert? Come on. 522 00:35:07,823 --> 00:35:10,426 When you get to an elbow, it's mine. Are you crazy? 523 00:35:10,459 --> 00:35:12,928 Feedin' a loose pooch? We'll never get rid of him. 524 00:35:12,961 --> 00:35:15,831 He's a cute character. Let's take him along. He's as big as a horse. 525 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:18,667 Probably eats like a horse. That runs into a lot of money. 526 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,903 You oughta know. Come on. 527 00:35:21,937 --> 00:35:23,905 Remember, we're supposed to be Sperry and McGurk. 528 00:35:23,939 --> 00:35:26,408 Tough, huh? Very tough. 529 00:35:26,442 --> 00:35:28,777 Scat, sad sack. Go on, scat. 530 00:35:28,810 --> 00:35:30,746 Beat it before he throws a saddle on you. 531 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,809 There they are! 532 00:36:06,214 --> 00:36:08,450 How tough could these guys have been? 533 00:36:16,892 --> 00:36:19,661 Okay, everybody, go ahead and enjoy yourselves. 534 00:36:19,695 --> 00:36:22,430 We ain't in a killin' mood tonight. 535 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,736 Just a woundin' mood. 536 00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:31,673 Let's get some action here. We're springin' tonight. 537 00:36:31,707 --> 00:36:35,577 Champagne for the crowd. 538 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,217 That's enough. We're the crowd. 539 00:36:45,854 --> 00:36:50,559 At this point, the plot is much more interesting from your point of view than mine. 540 00:37:05,741 --> 00:37:08,810 This is the life, Pappy. This is awful. 541 00:37:08,844 --> 00:37:11,246 What's the matter? I ain't got room for her. 542 00:37:11,279 --> 00:37:15,150 I wish I had another leg. What happens when Sal shows up? 543 00:37:15,183 --> 00:37:18,253 She'll have to sign an application blank. We may get to her later. 544 00:37:18,286 --> 00:37:20,889 [ Drumroll ] 545 00:37:22,591 --> 00:37:26,795 * 546 00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:31,567 * Mary Smith had a college education * 547 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,103 * Sally Jones had a scientific streak * 548 00:37:35,136 --> 00:37:39,741 * Susie Brown used to lecture on ancient architecture * 549 00:37:39,775 --> 00:37:44,546 * Josie Green spoke Latin and Greek * 550 00:37:44,580 --> 00:37:49,084 * Just forgotten girls with forgotten brains * 551 00:37:49,117 --> 00:37:52,253 * While history explains 552 00:37:52,287 --> 00:37:55,691 * When Madam Pompadour was on a ballroom floor * 553 00:37:55,724 --> 00:37:58,126 * Said all the gentlemen obviously * 554 00:37:59,327 --> 00:38:02,831 * The madam has the cutest * 555 00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,966 * Personality 556 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,203 * And think of all the books about DuBarry's looks * 557 00:38:08,236 --> 00:38:11,673 * What was it made her the toast of Paris * 558 00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:16,978 * She had a well-developed personality * 559 00:38:17,012 --> 00:38:21,082 * And what did Romeo see in Juliet * 560 00:38:21,116 --> 00:38:24,019 * Or Pierrot in Pierrette 561 00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:27,222 * Or Jupiter in Juno 562 00:38:27,255 --> 00:38:30,158 * You know [ Wolf Whistle ] 563 00:38:30,191 --> 00:38:33,829 * And when Salome danced and had the boys entranced * 564 00:38:33,862 --> 00:38:36,698 * No doubt it must have been easy to see * 565 00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:40,368 * That she knew how to use her * 566 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:42,838 * Personality 567 00:38:42,871 --> 00:38:45,874 * So don't you say I'm smart and have the kindest heart * 568 00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:49,277 * Oh, what a wonderful sister I'd be * 569 00:38:49,310 --> 00:38:52,948 * Just tell me how you like my * 570 00:38:52,981 --> 00:38:55,283 * Personality 571 00:38:56,852 --> 00:38:59,988 * Personality 572 00:39:06,795 --> 00:39:09,965 Well, duty calls. I'll see you later. What do you mean? 573 00:39:09,998 --> 00:39:13,034 You saw her makin' with those eyes, givin' me that "come hither." 574 00:39:13,068 --> 00:39:14,770 Givin' you, "come hither"? Yes. 575 00:39:14,803 --> 00:39:16,905 Where you goin'? Thither. 576 00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:19,908 You're not "nither." She was giving me the same business. 577 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:22,310 This gal's been around. Takes a lad like me to handle her. 578 00:39:22,343 --> 00:39:24,345 Like you? Experience is the best teacher. 579 00:39:24,379 --> 00:39:27,248 The best teacher? And I'm a PhD. 580 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:29,384 That's Pinheaded Dope. Einstein-- 581 00:39:29,417 --> 00:39:31,720 Here comes the waiter with the cheque. 582 00:39:31,753 --> 00:39:34,022 Which one of you two fellas is Sperry? 583 00:39:41,429 --> 00:39:45,734 Experience is the best teacher, huh? 584 00:39:45,767 --> 00:39:48,737 Don't wait up for me. I may have to stay after school. 585 00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:54,242 That poor little lamb. 586 00:39:54,275 --> 00:39:56,411 All right, girls, everybody back! 587 00:39:56,444 --> 00:40:01,116 Work fast. As soon as we get the map, Ace is headin' for his place up at Dawson. 588 00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:04,986 You sure they're the right men? They don't look like killers. 589 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:08,089 We're going to a lot of trouble on this. Don't make it tougher. 590 00:40:08,123 --> 00:40:11,226 I appreciate-- [ Knocking ] 591 00:40:11,259 --> 00:40:14,863 You wanna get your mine, don't you? Leave it to Ace. 592 00:40:14,896 --> 00:40:17,132 He told you to get that map. 593 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:19,935 He ain't particular how you get it. 594 00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,906 Come in. 595 00:40:28,076 --> 00:40:30,879 Well, here I am. Start burning the incense. 596 00:40:30,912 --> 00:40:32,748 Come in. 597 00:40:36,151 --> 00:40:40,388 Well, here we are. Yes, here we are. 598 00:40:40,421 --> 00:40:44,325 Well? Well? 599 00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:46,427 Care to shoot a game of pool? 600 00:40:46,461 --> 00:40:50,365 I'm glad I waited, Sperry. Everything they said about you is true. 601 00:40:50,398 --> 00:40:53,969 I can only love a killer and you've got killer written all over you. 602 00:40:54,002 --> 00:40:58,439 Those shifty eyes, that weak chin. Camouflage. 603 00:40:58,473 --> 00:41:01,042 How many men have you killed this week? 604 00:41:01,076 --> 00:41:04,179 Just 40 or 50. I've been in a pretty good mood. 605 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:07,515 Let's not talk shop. It seems to me we've met somewhere before. 606 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:11,019 I don't think so. Perhaps in your dreams. 607 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:13,254 You wouldn't be seen in those kind of places. 608 00:41:13,288 --> 00:41:18,326 Some women can love any type of man, but not me. I've got to have a beast. 609 00:41:18,359 --> 00:41:21,797 Is a wolf considered a beast? 610 00:41:21,830 --> 00:41:23,999 My, what a fiery nature. 611 00:41:24,032 --> 00:41:26,334 Let's throw another log on it. 612 00:41:30,005 --> 00:41:33,374 As far as I'm concerned, this picture's over right now. 613 00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:36,845 Oh, Sperry! Never leave me, Sal, you'll suffer. 614 00:41:36,878 --> 00:41:39,180 Not for anything in the world. 615 00:41:39,214 --> 00:41:42,283 Not even if they offered me... a gold mine. 616 00:41:42,317 --> 00:41:44,552 Gold mine? 617 00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:49,524 Money doesn't matter to me. I don't care how poor you are. 618 00:41:49,557 --> 00:41:51,860 You mean that, don't you? 619 00:41:51,893 --> 00:41:54,362 You've got nothing to worry about. 620 00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:01,202 Shh! I'm loaded. 621 00:42:01,236 --> 00:42:04,005 Loaded? Gold mine with nuggets. 622 00:42:04,039 --> 00:42:06,274 Sperry, don't be facetious. 623 00:42:06,307 --> 00:42:09,277 Keep politics out of this. I have the biggest gold mine in Alaska. 624 00:42:09,310 --> 00:42:11,379 It's ours, yours and mine. 625 00:42:11,412 --> 00:42:14,983 What about your partner? Porky? Just a stooge. 626 00:42:15,016 --> 00:42:17,986 Once we get that map off of him, we're rollin'. 627 00:42:18,019 --> 00:42:20,455 He's got the map? Don't worry. I'll get it when he's asleep. 628 00:42:20,488 --> 00:42:24,059 Where does he keep it? Sorry, we don't tell anyone, we're no fools. 629 00:42:24,092 --> 00:42:27,128 Not even me? Not even you. 630 00:42:27,162 --> 00:42:31,299 I hope it's in a safe place. Who'd ever think of looking in his hat? 631 00:42:31,332 --> 00:42:34,903 We're not amateurs, you know. I can see that. 632 00:42:34,936 --> 00:42:37,405 It's getting late, you'd better run along. 633 00:42:37,438 --> 00:42:40,275 What's the rush? I've got another show to do. 634 00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:43,144 But I just got here. I said, later. 635 00:42:43,178 --> 00:42:45,546 Midnight, my apartment? 636 00:42:45,580 --> 00:42:48,950 Supper? I'm not hungry. 637 00:42:55,556 --> 00:42:57,425 I'll go work up an appetite. 638 00:43:10,305 --> 00:43:12,440 Come in. 639 00:43:14,642 --> 00:43:18,313 You can take the lantern out of the window, Sal gal. The mighty McGurk is home. 640 00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:20,181 Sit down. Make yourself cosy. 641 00:43:20,215 --> 00:43:23,218 I don't mind if I do. 642 00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:27,622 Well, this is more like it. 643 00:43:27,655 --> 00:43:31,026 Seems like they sent you the wrong boy. 644 00:43:31,059 --> 00:43:35,163 I asked for McGurk. You must've spelled it with a "J". 645 00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:38,533 I knew you'd come to your senses sooner or later. 646 00:43:38,566 --> 00:43:42,003 They all do. It's not hard to understand. 647 00:43:42,037 --> 00:43:45,140 Where're you goin'? Cigarette. 648 00:43:45,173 --> 00:43:47,943 You've got one. I have, haven't I? 649 00:43:47,976 --> 00:43:51,679 I guess I'm a little mixed up. See what you do to me? 650 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:55,016 You can't help yourself, babe. You just joined the club. 651 00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:57,418 Must have quite a membership. Coast to coast. 652 00:43:57,452 --> 00:44:00,355 We can always squeeze in a new member. 653 00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:02,423 You're quite a panic with the ladies, aren't you? 654 00:44:02,457 --> 00:44:05,360 I'm murder when I make my move. 655 00:44:06,627 --> 00:44:08,696 Tell me, 656 00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:12,567 how do you do it? 657 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:17,705 It's the usual routine; flowers, Sunday dinner at home with the folks, 658 00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:22,543 a ride in the park, sing a little song and, uh, 659 00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:24,612 sing a little song. 660 00:44:24,645 --> 00:44:28,683 The song does it? It sort of limbers them up a little. 661 00:44:28,716 --> 00:44:31,352 That song may be just what we need here. 662 00:44:31,386 --> 00:44:34,722 Baby, you and me don't need no scales. Come on. 663 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:39,294 You're not going anywhere. 664 00:44:39,327 --> 00:44:43,331 There's the piano. Let's hear you practise what you preach. 665 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:52,207 * 666 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:56,111 * Welcome to my dream 667 00:44:56,144 --> 00:45:00,581 * And how are you 668 00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:04,285 * Will you be here long * 669 00:45:04,319 --> 00:45:08,589 * Or just passin' through * 670 00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:13,461 * Brush off that stardust 671 00:45:13,494 --> 00:45:16,464 * Where have you been 672 00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:21,736 * Don't tell me your rainbow * 673 00:45:21,769 --> 00:45:25,673 * Was late gettin' in 674 00:45:28,209 --> 00:45:32,313 * Welcome to my dream 675 00:45:32,347 --> 00:45:35,650 * It now seems real 676 00:45:37,152 --> 00:45:40,688 * You're what it needed 677 00:45:40,721 --> 00:45:45,026 * To make it ideal 678 00:45:45,060 --> 00:45:49,497 * So glad you got here 679 00:45:49,530 --> 00:45:53,734 * I hope you can stay 680 00:45:55,403 --> 00:45:58,106 * But welcome to my dream * 681 00:45:58,139 --> 00:46:06,381 * Anyway 682 00:46:18,226 --> 00:46:21,362 What's the matter, gal? Want another chorus? Later. 683 00:46:21,396 --> 00:46:24,565 Later? Midnight, my apartment? 684 00:46:24,599 --> 00:46:26,834 What for? I'm here now. 685 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:31,272 A cosy little supper? I'm not "hongry." 686 00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:35,476 I'll go work up an appetite. 687 00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:39,847 Hope just said that line, didn't he? 688 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,550 Why should he get all the laughs? 689 00:46:56,564 --> 00:47:00,401 Here it is. Nice work, Miss Van Hoyden. You know what to do? 690 00:47:00,435 --> 00:47:04,439 Keep 'em here in town. Give me 48 hours. I'll stake out the claim and bring papers. 691 00:47:04,472 --> 00:47:06,841 I don't know how to thank you. 692 00:47:06,874 --> 00:47:09,444 Forget it. We're only too happy to take care of you. 693 00:47:09,477 --> 00:47:12,113 You be careful. You've got a couple of bad boys there. 694 00:47:12,147 --> 00:47:15,183 I'll handle Mr Sperry and Mr McGurk. 695 00:47:15,216 --> 00:47:18,386 All right, mush! 696 00:47:20,788 --> 00:47:23,658 So you finally got yourself a date? You said it. 697 00:47:23,691 --> 00:47:26,127 You pick up a lonely walrus? 698 00:47:26,161 --> 00:47:27,895 You know I don't cut into your territory. 699 00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:30,765 You know that school of experience? I enrolled. 700 00:47:30,798 --> 00:47:34,469 Tonight I take my first exam, in cooking. 701 00:47:34,502 --> 00:47:37,272 Never pass. I have a date with teacher. 702 00:47:37,305 --> 00:47:39,607 That's fine. I like-- What do you mean? 703 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,877 Midnight, supper, her apartment. I shall be there. 704 00:47:42,910 --> 00:47:46,314 Doing what, waiting on tables? That supper's for Chester. 705 00:47:46,347 --> 00:47:49,650 Listen, fatter-than-me, you're over-matching yourself. She made the date with me. 706 00:47:49,684 --> 00:47:52,320 Why would she make a date with two guys at the same time? 707 00:47:52,353 --> 00:47:54,522 Why not? 708 00:47:56,291 --> 00:47:59,794 How about that? This youth says you made a date with him. 709 00:47:59,827 --> 00:48:03,364 Yes, I did. You're darn right. 710 00:48:03,398 --> 00:48:05,933 You invited me. You sellin' tickets? 711 00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:11,672 I like both of you so much, and Sperry and McGurk always work together as a team. 712 00:48:11,706 --> 00:48:14,542 Not on everything, we don't. 713 00:48:14,575 --> 00:48:17,578 Let's go downstairs and talk this over. 714 00:48:19,780 --> 00:48:22,550 Who was it that said, "Two's company, three's a crowd"? 715 00:48:22,583 --> 00:48:24,919 Wasn't he silly? Yes. Yes. 716 00:48:24,952 --> 00:48:29,490 I see no reason why a girl can't have a good time with two fellas. 717 00:48:29,524 --> 00:48:31,859 As long as one's her grandfather. 718 00:48:31,892 --> 00:48:34,362 You don't look that old. 719 00:48:41,769 --> 00:48:43,738 So long, Sal. Nice knowin' you. 720 00:48:43,771 --> 00:48:45,740 Where you going? North to cool off. 721 00:48:45,773 --> 00:48:48,376 Don't you have to have a map? I got my half. 722 00:48:48,409 --> 00:48:50,378 I got mine. Half? 723 00:48:50,411 --> 00:48:52,280 I'll see you when we get back. 724 00:48:52,313 --> 00:48:54,349 Sled's outside. Let's get our coats and blow. 725 00:48:54,382 --> 00:48:56,884 Lead on, dad. 726 00:48:56,917 --> 00:49:00,388 Where are they? 218. 727 00:49:09,930 --> 00:49:12,600 What a blizzard! We should've put on some warm clothes. 728 00:49:12,633 --> 00:49:16,437 Hope there's no bear hunters around. Mine's still alive. 729 00:49:17,938 --> 00:49:20,375 Where do you step on the starter? No starter? 730 00:49:20,408 --> 00:49:23,344 Must be last year's model. It's a dogsled! 731 00:49:23,378 --> 00:49:26,481 We'll pull it ourselves. Not me! In a blizzard? 732 00:49:26,514 --> 00:49:28,516 Are you mad? We're not dogs, you know. 733 00:49:31,519 --> 00:49:34,455 [ Barking ] 734 00:49:41,662 --> 00:49:44,932 I've got to get a sled. No dogs till tomorrow. 735 00:49:44,965 --> 00:49:49,470 Will you have any by daybreak? I've got to get away. 736 00:49:56,711 --> 00:49:59,914 Here we are, off on another road! And what a road! 737 00:49:59,947 --> 00:50:02,883 Case those trees, that snow, that scenery! 738 00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:06,487 And get a load of that bread and butter. 739 00:50:06,521 --> 00:50:09,657 [ Duke ] Bread and butter? That's a mountain! 740 00:50:12,393 --> 00:50:16,597 May be a mountain to you, but it's bread and butter to me. Well, keep it shady. 741 00:50:18,733 --> 00:50:21,035 I'm in a hurry. Think you can handle it? 742 00:50:21,068 --> 00:50:25,005 Handle it! I was raised up here. Mush! 743 00:50:28,676 --> 00:50:31,646 * I don't care where I'm going * 744 00:50:31,679 --> 00:50:34,081 * Just as long as I'm with you * 745 00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:38,819 * Put it there, pal Put it there * 746 00:50:38,853 --> 00:50:43,491 I saw Let's Face It. And I saw Dixie too. 747 00:50:43,524 --> 00:50:47,662 * Put it there, pal Put it there * 748 00:50:47,695 --> 00:50:50,365 * This country's full of wolves * 749 00:50:50,398 --> 00:50:52,433 * But you should make 'em laughing stocks * 750 00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:54,502 * The girls are fond of blubber * 751 00:50:54,535 --> 00:50:56,904 * And the igloos have no locks * 752 00:50:56,937 --> 00:51:00,641 * You'll wow the lady Eskimos they don't wear bobby socks * 753 00:51:00,675 --> 00:51:03,378 * You're so faithful and so fair * 754 00:51:03,411 --> 00:51:05,780 Hit me with your biscuit hook. Coming with some hot skin! 755 00:51:05,813 --> 00:51:10,451 * You've got that something in your voice so right for selling cheese * 756 00:51:10,485 --> 00:51:14,955 * Put it there, pal Put it there * 757 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:17,057 I think your jokes are great. Do you? 758 00:51:17,091 --> 00:51:19,694 It's just folks are hard to please. Yeah. 759 00:51:19,727 --> 00:51:23,831 Your hand, sir. Put that back in the bowl. 760 00:51:23,864 --> 00:51:26,033 * Your face could make a fortune * 761 00:51:26,066 --> 00:51:28,636 * Just your nose should make a lot * 762 00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:33,374 * I like the way you wear those gaudy-coloured shirts you've got * 763 00:51:33,408 --> 00:51:37,412 * The only time a rainbow ever covered up a pot * 764 00:51:37,445 --> 00:51:39,647 * We make a perfect pair * 765 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,849 * Put it there 766 00:51:41,882 --> 00:51:44,652 My colleague. 767 00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:46,921 Companions. Chums to the end. Confederates. 768 00:51:46,954 --> 00:51:49,390 Like meat and potatoes. Or salt and tomatoes. 769 00:51:49,424 --> 00:51:51,459 * Boy, what a blend 770 00:51:51,492 --> 00:51:55,663 * Don't put it in the paper Don't put it on the air * 771 00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:59,800 * Don't put it on the shelf Put it there * 772 00:51:59,834 --> 00:52:02,903 * [ Trombone ] 773 00:52:02,937 --> 00:52:05,506 * [ Drums ] 774 00:52:05,540 --> 00:52:07,475 * [ Xylophone ] 775 00:52:13,213 --> 00:52:15,916 Look who's here! Santa Claus! 776 00:52:15,950 --> 00:52:18,653 Say, there must be a department store around here. 777 00:52:18,686 --> 00:52:22,790 Well, well! Chester and Duke. 778 00:52:22,823 --> 00:52:25,793 Whoa! Ha-ha-ha-ha. 779 00:52:25,826 --> 00:52:28,696 Got your Christmas presents right here. 780 00:52:28,729 --> 00:52:32,533 On your way, Fatso. Think we're gonna fall for that kid stuff? 781 00:52:32,567 --> 00:52:35,202 You mean you don't believe in Santa Claus? 782 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:38,773 What do you think we are? Children? Infants? Babies? 783 00:52:38,806 --> 00:52:41,642 Very well. Ha-ha-ha-ha! 784 00:52:41,676 --> 00:52:44,445 I'll just give 'em to somebody else. 785 00:52:47,948 --> 00:52:50,818 You'll be sorry! 786 00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:57,091 [ Crying ] 787 00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:17,545 Half a map! I let two-bit hoodlums cross me up. 788 00:53:17,578 --> 00:53:19,547 I didn't give 'em much credit. 789 00:53:19,580 --> 00:53:22,917 Maybe our nightingale is holding out. That's all she got. 790 00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:25,953 I'll get the other half-- No, you don't! 791 00:53:25,986 --> 00:53:29,657 I'm not going to tangle with the mounties. 792 00:53:29,690 --> 00:53:31,926 Van Hoyden got half the map. 793 00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:34,529 Let her get the other. Suppose I go help her out? 794 00:53:34,562 --> 00:53:36,864 Yeah! I like that. 795 00:53:36,897 --> 00:53:40,535 I don't! I'm running this show. You'll both go. 796 00:53:40,568 --> 00:53:43,938 We'll give Kate a chance. If that doesn't work, then you take over. 797 00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:48,075 [ Barking ] 798 00:53:48,108 --> 00:53:51,879 - Whoa! - Whoa! 799 00:53:54,882 --> 00:53:56,851 Let's go down and get them. 800 00:53:56,884 --> 00:53:59,820 You know what Ace said. We try Kate's way first. 801 00:53:59,854 --> 00:54:03,057 McKenzie's cabin's there. You understand? 802 00:54:03,090 --> 00:54:07,261 Give me till tomorrow morning. We'll be waiting here. 803 00:54:11,699 --> 00:54:14,569 And I was gonna open a Turkish bath! 804 00:54:14,602 --> 00:54:19,073 You had to feed 805 00:54:19,106 --> 00:54:22,943 You should quit grousin'! You shoulda worn earmuffs. 806 00:54:22,977 --> 00:54:24,945 What for? My ears fell off an hour ago. 807 00:54:24,979 --> 00:54:27,247 We find that mine, you'll be a rich man. 808 00:54:27,281 --> 00:54:30,150 My hands are frozen, my feet, everything's frozen! 809 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:34,021 You'll be sittin' on top of the world! Everything's frozen! 810 00:54:34,054 --> 00:54:36,924 [ Barking ] 811 00:54:38,258 --> 00:54:40,828 I'm cold. My nose is like an icicle! 812 00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:43,964 Icicle? That's a glacier! 813 00:54:43,998 --> 00:54:46,333 Hey, look! 814 00:54:46,366 --> 00:54:50,270 A pedestrian! Huh! 815 00:54:50,304 --> 00:54:53,741 It's a dame! A dame? You kidding? 816 00:54:53,774 --> 00:54:56,243 What would a dame be doing up here? It could be Sonja Henie. 817 00:54:56,276 --> 00:54:58,245 Let me see her. Nothing doing. 818 00:54:58,278 --> 00:55:00,915 I found her. Find one for yourself! 819 00:55:05,620 --> 00:55:08,355 Say, she ain't bad. Is she alive? 820 00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:11,892 Don't make no difference. She's still mine. 821 00:55:11,926 --> 00:55:14,228 Ha-ha, 822 00:55:14,261 --> 00:55:17,632 [ Chester ] I'd hate to be around when she thaws out. 823 00:55:17,665 --> 00:55:19,834 Goldilocks, let's get out of this frappe. 824 00:55:19,867 --> 00:55:22,369 Let me help. Okay, but don't enjoy it. 825 00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:25,272 No fuel shortage for us. I got my little stove. 826 00:55:25,305 --> 00:55:27,808 [ Duke ] Look who's here. 827 00:55:27,842 --> 00:55:29,677 What are you doing here? 828 00:55:29,710 --> 00:55:32,680 We had a little date, remember? 829 00:55:32,713 --> 00:55:35,015 Nobody stands up Skagway Sal. You've got me wrong. 830 00:55:35,049 --> 00:55:39,253 Who'd want to? I've got my little stove now. 831 00:55:39,286 --> 00:55:42,623 Oh, cabin... over there. 832 00:55:42,657 --> 00:55:44,892 Get her to the cabin fast. 833 00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:47,394 Buster, put your stove on the sled and we'll run along. 834 00:55:47,427 --> 00:55:52,900 What are you gonna do? We'd better start... warming things up. 835 00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:55,002 That's how it stands. 836 00:55:55,035 --> 00:55:57,371 Either we get that map off Sperry... 837 00:55:57,404 --> 00:55:59,840 or those butchers will be down in the morning. 838 00:55:59,874 --> 00:56:03,043 That's liable to be a bit messy. 839 00:56:03,077 --> 00:56:06,781 Murder? I believe that's the word for it. 840 00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:13,087 Whoop! Whoop! Ha-ha-ha! 841 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,756 This is jolly, jolly. 842 00:56:15,790 --> 00:56:19,426 Snug-warm cabins, congenial companions. 843 00:56:19,459 --> 00:56:23,831 Yes, sir! Doing grand, grand, grand. 844 00:56:23,864 --> 00:56:28,002 I'd consider Sal showing up quite a coincidence if I didn't know how crazy she was about me. 845 00:56:28,035 --> 00:56:31,972 Can't keep her eyes off me. How come she's always looking at me? 846 00:56:32,006 --> 00:56:34,108 She wants to see what a bargain she's getting. 847 00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:36,877 I didn't notice her getting the welcome mat out for you. 848 00:56:36,911 --> 00:56:40,414 I'm already in the kitchen with my shoes off. 849 00:56:40,447 --> 00:56:45,119 Ooo, ooo! Yes, sir, this is great. 850 00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:49,023 I think my worm has B.O. It couldn't be you. 851 00:56:50,424 --> 00:56:52,426 We'll get another. 852 00:56:55,429 --> 00:56:58,966 I will admit there's something phoney about that dame. 853 00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:01,969 She just don't seem to belong here in Alaska. 854 00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:05,305 Are you kidding? That shows how much you know about women. 855 00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:09,009 Could you see that girl anywhere but Alaska? 856 00:57:24,491 --> 00:57:26,894 - Nah, I guess not. - See what I mean? 857 00:57:26,927 --> 00:57:29,864 You don't know any more about women than you do about fishing! 858 00:57:29,897 --> 00:57:32,166 No? You see what the score is, don't you? 859 00:57:32,199 --> 00:57:35,970 Duke, 13. Chester, 0. You're skunked, ol' boy. 860 00:57:36,003 --> 00:57:38,305 You're using loaded bait. When it comes to fishing, 861 00:57:38,338 --> 00:57:41,308 you can't tell how good a guy is until you know what he's fishing for. 862 00:57:41,341 --> 00:57:43,177 Hi, boys. Here's my filet. 863 00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:45,512 Warm it, honey, right here. 864 00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:48,749 McGurk, I'd like to be alone with Sperry. 865 00:57:48,783 --> 00:57:53,187 Run over to Peoria and get me a ham sandwich and check with me in about three years. 866 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:56,290 We may need you as a bridesmaid. Wait. 867 00:57:56,323 --> 00:57:58,993 Number 14 just checked in. 868 00:57:59,026 --> 00:58:02,763 Well, if you're a good boy, I'll save you a few heads. 869 00:58:02,797 --> 00:58:04,799 Pick one out for yourself. 870 00:58:04,832 --> 00:58:07,802 That guy burns me up, him and his 14 fish. 871 00:58:07,835 --> 00:58:10,037 You'd think there was no romance left. 872 00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:14,041 Think all a fella had to do was catch one crummy fish! 873 00:58:14,074 --> 00:58:16,443 Let's go for a walk in the woods. Just a minute. 874 00:58:16,476 --> 00:58:18,345 I got more nibbles than I can handle. 875 00:58:20,147 --> 00:58:21,916 Hey, bud, where's your partner? 876 00:58:21,949 --> 00:58:25,252 He just stepped into-- Huh? 877 00:58:25,285 --> 00:58:27,788 Just tell him 15 was here. 878 00:58:27,822 --> 00:58:30,190 Come on! 879 00:58:30,224 --> 00:58:32,392 Okay. 880 00:58:32,426 --> 00:58:34,428 Come on! 881 00:58:50,945 --> 00:58:54,114 Come on, folks. Quit following us, will ya? 882 00:59:02,022 --> 00:59:04,992 It's funny, us going for each other this way. 883 00:59:05,025 --> 00:59:08,195 I guess, it just had to be. We couldn't help it. 884 00:59:08,228 --> 00:59:10,530 We were thrown together by fate. 885 00:59:10,564 --> 00:59:13,467 You weren't thrown together. That took planning. 886 00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:16,003 Oh, what a project! 887 00:59:16,036 --> 00:59:18,138 Let's sit down. 888 00:59:18,172 --> 00:59:21,876 The minute I heard you sing, it hit me in the old ticker. 889 00:59:21,909 --> 00:59:25,880 It was going pitter-patter, then patter-pitter! 890 00:59:25,913 --> 00:59:30,217 How's it going now? I can't tell pitter from patter. 891 00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:33,820 * [ Orchestra ] 892 00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:44,031 * You wouldn't dare be too bold * 893 00:59:44,064 --> 00:59:46,400 * Would you 894 00:59:46,433 --> 00:59:52,907 * And think that my hand was to hold * 895 00:59:52,940 --> 00:59:55,475 * Would you 896 00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:59,279 * And you wouldn't play * 897 00:59:59,313 --> 01:00:03,918 * On my sympathy 898 01:00:03,951 --> 01:00:10,324 * Then take advantage of me * 899 01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:12,392 * Would you 900 01:00:14,328 --> 01:00:20,034 * You shouldn't be quite so near * 901 01:00:20,067 --> 01:00:22,569 * Should you 902 01:00:22,602 --> 01:00:29,676 * Or whisper those words in my ear * 903 01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:32,412 * Should you 904 01:00:32,446 --> 01:00:37,617 * You can't get romantic * 905 01:00:37,651 --> 01:00:43,690 * That you know takes two * 906 01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:46,693 * But, darling 907 01:00:46,726 --> 01:00:51,298 * If I would 908 01:00:51,331 --> 01:00:57,637 * Would you 909 01:01:01,341 --> 01:01:03,910 Ha-ha! Hot snowing. 910 01:01:05,179 --> 01:01:07,047 Don't get anxious. 911 01:01:07,081 --> 01:01:09,583 Didn't anyone ever tell you there'd be moments like this? 912 01:01:09,616 --> 01:01:12,552 My school teacher, just before we were expelled. 913 01:01:12,586 --> 01:01:15,555 Sperry, how long must we wait? Huh? 914 01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:17,624 McGurk's map. Suppose he runs off with it? 915 01:01:17,657 --> 01:01:21,295 I've got the other half! I hope it's in a safe place. 916 01:01:21,328 --> 01:01:24,631 Don't worry. We're not amateurs. Where's the map? 917 01:01:24,664 --> 01:01:27,301 There's only one map I want to talk about-- yours. 918 01:01:27,334 --> 01:01:30,170 That skin, those lips. Where is it? 919 01:01:30,204 --> 01:01:33,573 Those eyes, they're beautiful and they match! 920 01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:35,709 Are you going to tell me? 921 01:01:35,742 --> 01:01:37,978 Let's get back to pitter-patter. 922 01:01:38,012 --> 01:01:40,614 Come on! Dinner's ready. 923 01:01:42,049 --> 01:01:44,451 Who can eat? Dinner. 924 01:01:45,085 --> 01:01:47,487 [ Barking ] 925 01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:51,191 Whoa! Look at those tracks. 926 01:01:51,225 --> 01:01:53,593 We must be on the right trail. Come on! 927 01:01:56,530 --> 01:02:00,167 I never thought a woman'd get me to washing dishes, drying 'em and liking it. 928 01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,502 But I'm washing 'em and I'm drying 'em... 929 01:02:02,536 --> 01:02:04,671 and I'm liking it. 930 01:02:07,274 --> 01:02:10,377 We'll need some water for tomorrow's coffee. Do you mind? 931 01:02:10,410 --> 01:02:13,413 I might as well get used to it. 932 01:02:15,682 --> 01:02:18,985 * [ Humming: "The Wedding March" ] 933 01:02:23,690 --> 01:02:26,393 I think I'll get a little fresh air. 934 01:02:31,198 --> 01:02:33,700 Why'd you get rid of chowderhead? 935 01:02:33,733 --> 01:02:37,771 The map. He wants to steal your half and run away with me. 936 01:02:37,804 --> 01:02:40,507 Who are you kidding? What map? 937 01:02:40,540 --> 01:02:43,210 He told you where I had it, huh? 938 01:02:43,243 --> 01:02:46,213 Fine pal. That's friendship for you. 939 01:02:46,246 --> 01:02:50,650 A man has to sink low when he'll sell out his best friend. 940 01:02:50,684 --> 01:02:54,388 You wouldn't say where his map is, would you? You're darn right I wouldn't. 941 01:02:54,421 --> 01:02:58,658 It can stay in his undershirt until it rots! It shouldn't take long either. 942 01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:01,461 I trusted him. 943 01:03:01,495 --> 01:03:03,763 When do we leave? Huh? 944 01:03:03,797 --> 01:03:06,066 Can we get it tonight? 945 01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:09,236 You've been blowing hot and cold all through this deal. 946 01:03:09,269 --> 01:03:12,472 How come all of a sudden I'm your boy? I'm particular... 947 01:03:12,506 --> 01:03:16,243 what type man I share a gold mine with. 948 01:03:20,147 --> 01:03:22,616 That the type? That'll do. 949 01:03:22,649 --> 01:03:25,119 Just some of my lighter stuff. 950 01:03:25,152 --> 01:03:28,255 Promise me something. Go back to Frisco and give yourself up. 951 01:03:28,288 --> 01:03:31,858 What? We'll fight together. Maybe they won't hang you. 952 01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:36,330 I got a little T.L. for you I'm not McGurk. 953 01:03:36,363 --> 01:03:39,633 It was all an act. We found the map on the boat. My name's Duke Johnson. 954 01:03:39,666 --> 01:03:43,470 I knew I couldn't love a murderer. 955 01:03:43,503 --> 01:03:47,441 That Sperry, he's the killer. Oh, a despicable character! 956 01:03:47,474 --> 01:03:49,443 Those weak eyes, that shifty chin. 957 01:03:49,476 --> 01:03:51,845 Of course. Definite criminal type. 958 01:03:51,878 --> 01:03:54,714 We'll take care of him and his map. 959 01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:57,184 It isn't his map, it's mine. 960 01:03:57,217 --> 01:03:59,719 It was my father's. Now it's yours and mine. 961 01:03:59,753 --> 01:04:01,755 The mine, understand? 962 01:04:01,788 --> 01:04:04,458 I think the trip was a little too much for you. 963 01:04:04,491 --> 01:04:08,662 I'll get the map tomorrow. There's no time. They'll kill you. 964 01:04:08,695 --> 01:04:11,198 Larson and those butchers are up in the hills. 965 01:04:11,231 --> 01:04:13,600 Get some shut-eye. It'll fix you up. 966 01:04:13,633 --> 01:04:17,371 I think this gal is cracking up. Put her to bed to get rest. 967 01:04:17,404 --> 01:04:20,340 I'll go case the killer. 968 01:04:20,374 --> 01:04:23,277 But, Duke! 969 01:04:23,310 --> 01:04:25,479 Hey, what's going on? 970 01:04:25,512 --> 01:04:29,616 He's not McGurk, and I'm not going through with it. I'm in love with him. 971 01:04:29,649 --> 01:04:31,718 You fool! Those thugs are in the hills. 972 01:04:31,751 --> 01:04:33,920 If you love him, you've got to go through with it. 973 01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:36,656 He's not McGurk. They can't kill him. 974 01:04:36,690 --> 01:04:39,493 The only way you can save him is to get to Ace Larson. 975 01:04:39,526 --> 01:04:42,862 You'll never get out of here without that map. 976 01:04:42,896 --> 01:04:45,899 Well? What do you say? 977 01:04:47,501 --> 01:04:50,570 We'll get it tonight when they're asleep. 978 01:04:58,278 --> 01:05:03,417 * Welcome to my dream 979 01:05:03,450 --> 01:05:06,920 * And how are you 980 01:05:08,788 --> 01:05:12,859 * Will you be here long 981 01:05:12,892 --> 01:05:16,363 * Or just passing through 982 01:05:17,764 --> 01:05:21,701 * Brush off that stardust 983 01:05:22,902 --> 01:05:26,340 * Where have you been 984 01:05:26,373 --> 01:05:31,345 * Don't tell me your rainbow * 985 01:05:31,378 --> 01:05:35,782 * Was late gettin' in 986 01:05:39,253 --> 01:05:42,422 * Welcome to my dream 987 01:05:43,323 --> 01:05:46,393 * It now seems real 988 01:05:47,927 --> 01:05:50,597 * You're what it needed 989 01:05:51,998 --> 01:05:55,469 * To make it ideal 990 01:05:56,503 --> 01:05:59,906 * [ Humming ] 991 01:06:53,393 --> 01:06:55,929 Did you lose something? 992 01:07:48,882 --> 01:07:51,385 Is that you, honey? 993 01:07:51,418 --> 01:07:53,420 Don't say a word. I'll do the talking. 994 01:07:53,453 --> 01:07:56,122 You're puffing. You didn't have to run here. 995 01:07:56,155 --> 01:07:59,092 Things are gonna be different after we're married. 996 01:07:59,125 --> 01:08:01,495 I'm gonna do big things for you. 997 01:08:01,528 --> 01:08:06,500 I'm gonna buy you real furs. You won't have to wear this cheap imitation. 998 01:08:06,533 --> 01:08:09,569 I'm gonna buy you a home. No more sleeping on cold floors. 999 01:08:09,603 --> 01:08:13,039 - [ Sneezes ] - Gesundheit, dear. 1000 01:08:13,072 --> 01:08:17,043 And the jewels I'm gonna buy! Emerald bracelets down to there. 1001 01:08:17,076 --> 01:08:19,112 And diamond rings for your fingers too. 1002 01:08:19,145 --> 01:08:22,682 They'll go so well with those long nails of yours. 1003 01:08:27,554 --> 01:08:30,557 Honey, you've been working too hard! 1004 01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:37,096 - Sperry, are you awake? - Of course, I'm awake. 1005 01:08:37,130 --> 01:08:41,468 - Who's that with you? - Who do you think? It's you. 1006 01:08:42,802 --> 01:08:44,538 [ Growls ] 1007 01:08:47,541 --> 01:08:49,576 It's... a bear. 1008 01:08:49,609 --> 01:08:52,579 Keep calm, just keep calm. 1009 01:08:52,612 --> 01:08:54,981 Help! 1010 01:08:55,014 --> 01:08:57,917 Who's your girlfriend, junior? It's a bear. Do something! 1011 01:08:57,951 --> 01:09:00,186 Who do you think I am, Daniel Boone? 1012 01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:02,456 Looks like we've got another mouth to feed. 1013 01:09:02,489 --> 01:09:04,558 Looks like I'm on the menu. Get my arm out of here. 1014 01:09:04,591 --> 01:09:07,927 She likes affection maybe. Keep it up or we'll both be bear bait. 1015 01:09:07,961 --> 01:09:10,430 Pour it on, Sam. Make her know it. 1016 01:09:10,464 --> 01:09:12,732 We'll be so happy together. 1017 01:09:12,766 --> 01:09:16,603 I can see us romping around Yellowstone Park. 1018 01:09:16,636 --> 01:09:19,439 - We'll live with your folks. - Grrr! 1019 01:09:19,473 --> 01:09:23,543 All right, with my folks! We'll raise a family, a boy for you, a bear for me. 1020 01:09:23,577 --> 01:09:26,946 Help! We're cooked. Here's the house detective. 1021 01:09:50,504 --> 01:09:52,972 A fine thing! A fish they let talk. 1022 01:09:53,006 --> 01:09:55,609 Me, they won't give one stinking line! 1023 01:10:00,279 --> 01:10:02,549 [ Barking ] 1024 01:10:02,582 --> 01:10:06,720 Whoa! Whoa! 1025 01:10:06,753 --> 01:10:09,723 I hope he'll understand. Quit worrying. 1026 01:10:09,756 --> 01:10:13,159 Come on, LeBec. Let's go. Mush! 1027 01:10:31,277 --> 01:10:35,549 Come on! Cut it out. 1028 01:10:35,582 --> 01:10:39,218 Fix our breakfast, dollface. We'll see you later. 1029 01:10:39,252 --> 01:10:41,521 Ahh. Come on, girls. 1030 01:10:43,857 --> 01:10:45,925 Hi, fellas. 1031 01:10:45,959 --> 01:10:47,994 Where's that map? 1032 01:10:48,027 --> 01:10:50,930 The map? Oh, oh, the map! 1033 01:10:50,964 --> 01:10:53,867 Yeah, the map. Don't worry. We got it. 1034 01:10:53,900 --> 01:10:57,604 Yeah, we got it. It's in his cap and in my-- 1035 01:11:01,775 --> 01:11:04,277 Let me see that cap! 1036 01:11:12,986 --> 01:11:15,955 Okay, this is it. 1037 01:11:15,989 --> 01:11:18,257 Wait. We'll get the map for you. Sure. 1038 01:11:18,291 --> 01:11:20,827 Where is it? Well, it's in-- 1039 01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:24,764 It's in the bear's mouth. Get it and be quick. 1040 01:11:29,603 --> 01:11:31,738 [ Barking ] 1041 01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:37,076 Smart guys, us. We're a couple of pigeons. 1042 01:11:37,110 --> 01:11:39,846 A dame hits us twice with those big moose eyes, 1043 01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:42,248 and we start giving away gold mines. 1044 01:11:42,281 --> 01:11:45,084 If we get that map back, I'm brushing dames off forever. 1045 01:11:45,118 --> 01:11:47,353 They're poison. 1046 01:11:47,386 --> 01:11:50,990 They run their fingers through your hair, then throw you in the gutter. 1047 01:11:51,024 --> 01:11:53,159 You know what's worse? What? 1048 01:11:53,192 --> 01:11:55,294 I love it. 1049 01:11:55,328 --> 01:11:59,232 Next time, we shoot first. And ask questions afterwards. 1050 01:11:59,265 --> 01:12:01,300 Those guys are green. They won't get far. 1051 01:12:01,334 --> 01:12:04,971 They took our dogs! Those ain't the only dogs in Alaska! 1052 01:12:05,004 --> 01:12:07,006 We'll find some. 1053 01:12:10,777 --> 01:12:12,879 A couple of prospectors. Yeah. 1054 01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:15,281 Reach! 1055 01:12:23,022 --> 01:12:25,258 Mush! [ Barking ] 1056 01:12:30,797 --> 01:12:32,732 They got a good start. We'll catch 'em. 1057 01:12:35,034 --> 01:12:37,370 Did you ever think of those dog teams? 1058 01:12:37,403 --> 01:12:41,407 The lead dog is the only dog that gets a change of scenery. 1059 01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:44,778 Care for another pillow? 1060 01:12:44,811 --> 01:12:46,713 No, I'm fairly comfortable. Yes. 1061 01:12:46,746 --> 01:12:49,148 Mind the bumps like a good fella, eh? 1062 01:12:50,884 --> 01:12:52,418 Whoa! 1063 01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:54,287 There they are. 1064 01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,022 [ Gunshot ] 1065 01:12:56,055 --> 01:12:59,893 Who's that? Moose hunting. 1066 01:12:59,926 --> 01:13:01,961 [ Barking ] 1067 01:13:01,995 --> 01:13:06,299 Mush, mush! Mush. I'm dying and you want to eat. 1068 01:13:06,332 --> 01:13:09,703 Go ahead. Come on, boy! 1069 01:13:09,736 --> 01:13:12,972 Boy! Why didn't I think of this before? 1070 01:13:13,006 --> 01:13:15,408 Exciting, isn't it? 1071 01:13:15,441 --> 01:13:18,712 If Hope and Crosby are caught, they'll be killed. 1072 01:13:18,745 --> 01:13:21,180 They won't be able to tell any more of those jokes. 1073 01:13:21,214 --> 01:13:24,283 Come on, mush, mush! 1074 01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:31,390 Whoa! What is this? Alcatraz? 1075 01:13:31,424 --> 01:13:34,828 Let's head for the rocks. It's our only chance. Hey, they'll find us. 1076 01:13:34,861 --> 01:13:37,396 It's either us or them. My money's on them. 1077 01:13:37,430 --> 01:13:40,399 I'll take this rope. We may need it. 1078 01:14:06,793 --> 01:14:09,428 Nice place to throw the Grand Canyon. 1079 01:14:09,462 --> 01:14:11,464 All this ice and no ginger ale. 1080 01:14:11,497 --> 01:14:14,700 Stay up. You'll get a draw. 1081 01:14:15,301 --> 01:14:18,772 You all right? 1082 01:14:18,805 --> 01:14:22,976 We gotta get out somewhere, either up or down. 1083 01:14:23,009 --> 01:14:25,745 It ain't down. Let's go down the middle. Okay. 1084 01:14:27,313 --> 01:14:29,415 Uh-oh, dead end. 1085 01:14:29,448 --> 01:14:32,318 A one-way mountain. What'll we do now? We'll use the rope. 1086 01:14:32,351 --> 01:14:35,521 There must be some reason for it. It might catch on a tree, huh? 1087 01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:38,424 They gotta be here somewhere. 1088 01:14:38,457 --> 01:14:40,894 Here goes. One in a million. Throw a nail up too. 1089 01:14:44,964 --> 01:14:46,933 Oh, hey! Help! 1090 01:14:46,966 --> 01:14:50,770 We made it! Made it? Boy, one in a million. 1091 01:14:54,841 --> 01:14:57,010 One in a million! It's solid, let's go. 1092 01:14:57,043 --> 01:14:59,512 Whoop! 1093 01:14:59,545 --> 01:15:02,148 Hold on! 1094 01:15:04,017 --> 01:15:06,786 Oh, boy. 1095 01:15:06,820 --> 01:15:09,522 Say, you got a match? Yeah. Ohhh! 1096 01:15:09,555 --> 01:15:11,991 What's the matter? You crazy? 1097 01:15:12,025 --> 01:15:14,460 Match. Rub your head against the rocks. 1098 01:15:18,164 --> 01:15:21,300 All out. Top floor. 1099 01:15:21,334 --> 01:15:23,302 Going down. 1100 01:15:23,336 --> 01:15:25,905 I'm slipping. Untie your boot. 1101 01:15:25,939 --> 01:15:29,408 You touch that boot and I'll cut your hand off! 1102 01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:32,011 Boy, that'll hold 'em. 1103 01:15:32,045 --> 01:15:34,047 We could've been killed! 1104 01:15:38,584 --> 01:15:42,121 Hey, am I dead? I can't tell. You always look that way. 1105 01:15:42,155 --> 01:15:44,290 Come on! 1106 01:15:49,328 --> 01:15:51,464 Shh! 1107 01:15:54,433 --> 01:15:56,970 Shh. Shh! [ Hiccup ] 1108 01:16:00,907 --> 01:16:03,809 Shh! One little sound starts a whole avalanche. [ Hiccup ] 1109 01:16:06,579 --> 01:16:09,482 I should have worn my derby. You want them to hear us? 1110 01:16:09,515 --> 01:16:12,051 Hiccup the other way. That's the only way I know how. [ Hiccup ] 1111 01:16:12,085 --> 01:16:14,420 Suppress it somehow. 1112 01:16:14,453 --> 01:16:16,455 Frighten me. I can't. I haven't got a mirror. 1113 01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:18,491 Sing something. Huh? 1114 01:16:22,161 --> 01:16:24,297 It's cracking up. One little sound starts an avalanche. 1115 01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:27,200 Don't worry. I'm okay now. 1116 01:16:27,233 --> 01:16:30,904 Concentrate. Count to 20. I can't. I've got my mittens on. 1117 01:16:30,937 --> 01:16:33,506 Count! Five, ten, fifteen-- [ Hiccup ] 1118 01:16:37,576 --> 01:16:40,346 What now? I think one more will do it. 1119 01:16:40,379 --> 01:16:44,017 [ Duke ] Let's see you come up with something now. 1120 01:16:44,050 --> 01:16:47,453 Ready, aim, fire. I can't. I'm out of gas. 1121 01:16:47,486 --> 01:16:51,257 Think of something, somebody. 1122 01:16:58,597 --> 01:17:01,300 Now for Dawson City and those dames! 1123 01:17:01,334 --> 01:17:04,303 Dames! We'll be lucky if we get to Dawson City. 1124 01:17:04,337 --> 01:17:07,974 Just a minute. I'm the navigator. What? Again? 1125 01:17:10,309 --> 01:17:13,312 [ Barking ] 1126 01:17:19,652 --> 01:17:22,488 They're not Sperry and McGurk. It's all a mistake. 1127 01:17:22,521 --> 01:17:25,291 Mistakes happen, but that can be remedied. 1128 01:17:25,324 --> 01:17:28,327 I'll send a couple boys back to the cabin, 1129 01:17:28,361 --> 01:17:30,329 and they can explain things to Sperry and McGurk. 1130 01:17:30,363 --> 01:17:34,600 They're not Sperry and McGurk! Well, whoever they are. 1131 01:17:34,633 --> 01:17:37,203 You wait here. 1132 01:17:38,671 --> 01:17:41,440 I don't want any slip-up. How do we spot 'em? 1133 01:17:41,474 --> 01:17:45,611 Wherever they go, they travel with a big shaggy dog. 1134 01:17:45,644 --> 01:17:48,147 Drink up. Keep your eyes open. 1135 01:17:48,181 --> 01:17:50,216 They may be on their way here now. 1136 01:17:50,249 --> 01:17:53,486 [ Barking ] 1137 01:17:53,519 --> 01:17:56,055 Mush, mush! 1138 01:17:56,089 --> 01:17:59,692 Whoa, you dogs. Okay, gas up, kids. Very tiring trip. 1139 01:17:59,725 --> 01:18:03,029 I should've had you at the other end of the sled. 1140 01:18:03,062 --> 01:18:06,065 Come on, Curly. Where you going with that fleabag? 1141 01:18:06,099 --> 01:18:08,467 We got trouble enough. Stake her out there. Don't want her? 1142 01:18:08,501 --> 01:18:11,737 Put her over here. Wait for us, Fuzz. 1143 01:18:11,770 --> 01:18:14,573 If you see anything in slacks, bark twice and I'll join you. 1144 01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:17,543 Don't forget, be fair. 1145 01:18:24,017 --> 01:18:26,352 We act tough. 1146 01:18:26,385 --> 01:18:29,388 Mosey over to the bar and ask a few questions. Why, "shore." 1147 01:18:49,375 --> 01:18:52,045 Couple of strangers in town. 1148 01:18:52,078 --> 01:18:54,747 Hello, boys. You new in town? Yeah. Yeah. 1149 01:18:54,780 --> 01:18:57,483 Join me 1150 01:18:57,516 --> 01:19:00,719 What'll you have? Oh, a couple fingers of rotgut. 1151 01:19:00,753 --> 01:19:04,390 What's yours? I'll take a lemonade... in a dirty glass! 1152 01:19:04,423 --> 01:19:06,625 What's all the celebration? 1153 01:19:06,659 --> 01:19:08,761 A posse. There's going to be a little hanging. 1154 01:19:08,794 --> 01:19:11,764 Little hanging, huh? Well, what do you know. Hanging, huh? 1155 01:19:11,797 --> 01:19:14,333 Well, that's "noose" to me. 1156 01:19:14,367 --> 01:19:17,370 That's noose-- I made a joke. 1157 01:19:20,339 --> 01:19:22,341 We're killing 'em here. Or vice versa. 1158 01:19:22,375 --> 01:19:25,078 Hangin', huh? Sounds gay. 1159 01:19:25,111 --> 01:19:27,446 Sure does. Happy hunting, partner. 1160 01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:33,252 Who are you stringing up? Couple of fellas who call themselves Sperry and McGurk. 1161 01:19:33,286 --> 01:19:36,055 You don't happen to know them, do you? 1162 01:19:36,089 --> 01:19:39,358 I know Sperry when I see McGurk. I mean, I know McGurk when-- 1163 01:19:39,392 --> 01:19:41,460 Never heard of 'em. 1164 01:19:41,494 --> 01:19:43,462 Join us? 1165 01:19:43,496 --> 01:19:46,632 We'd love to, but it's getting late. Got a little ironing to do. 1166 01:19:46,665 --> 01:19:48,634 Hey, you! 1167 01:19:48,667 --> 01:19:51,570 It's going to be a lovely hanging, boys. 1168 01:19:51,604 --> 01:19:54,573 I have an idea you ought to be there. 1169 01:19:54,607 --> 01:19:58,311 Look, stranger, how you gonna hang these fellows? 1170 01:19:58,344 --> 01:20:00,446 You don't know 'em. How 'bout that? 1171 01:20:00,479 --> 01:20:02,715 We'll know 'em when we see 'em. 1172 01:20:02,748 --> 01:20:06,585 They always travel with a big shaggy dog. 1173 01:20:06,619 --> 01:20:09,322 Well, I-- Aye-yay-yay. Aye-yay-yay. 1174 01:20:09,355 --> 01:20:11,490 A big shaggy dog, huh? Yeah! 1175 01:20:17,263 --> 01:20:20,633 The minute we see that dog, we're gonna string them up. 1176 01:20:20,666 --> 01:20:24,337 The minute you see the dog-- Gonna string them up, eh? 1177 01:20:24,370 --> 01:20:28,407 Sounds like a cinch. All you gotta do is find a big shaggy dog. 1178 01:20:28,441 --> 01:20:32,511 Alaska's full of them big shaggy fellas. A dime a dozen around here. 1179 01:20:36,349 --> 01:20:37,850 All you have to do... 1180 01:20:37,883 --> 01:20:40,753 is find a big 1181 01:20:40,786 --> 01:20:44,190 His foot's gone to sleep. Stomp on it a bit. 1182 01:20:44,223 --> 01:20:46,659 - Woof! - Woof! 1183 01:20:46,692 --> 01:20:49,462 - Woof! - Woof! He thinks he's a dog. 1184 01:20:49,495 --> 01:20:51,464 His mother was frightened by a Pekingese. 1185 01:20:51,497 --> 01:20:53,799 - Woof. - Woof, woof. That's all right, Rover. 1186 01:20:53,832 --> 01:20:56,869 Gimme your paw, Rover. Gimme your paw. 1187 01:20:56,902 --> 01:20:59,272 That's a good dog. Okay, I'm over it. 1188 01:20:59,305 --> 01:21:01,640 You don't think you're a dog? I'm not a dog. 1189 01:21:01,674 --> 01:21:04,677 You feel all right? Feel how cold my nose is. 1190 01:21:04,710 --> 01:21:07,746 Oh, what a hot horn! This is a sick dog, sick boy. 1191 01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:10,249 He doesn't look sick. Let me hear that bark. 1192 01:21:10,283 --> 01:21:11,884 Woof! Woof! 1193 01:21:11,917 --> 01:21:14,320 Quite a big echo. Come on, Fido. Woof, woof! 1194 01:21:14,353 --> 01:21:16,455 Oh, he's gone again. 1195 01:21:16,489 --> 01:21:18,624 He's gone. 1196 01:21:20,893 --> 01:21:25,231 Downhill. The whole place slants. Whoa, boy. 1197 01:21:27,566 --> 01:21:29,902 Woof! Woof! 1198 01:21:29,935 --> 01:21:31,504 Woof! 1199 01:21:33,372 --> 01:21:36,475 A little congested. We'll use the family entrance. 1200 01:21:36,509 --> 01:21:38,511 Woof, woof, woof! 1201 01:21:42,381 --> 01:21:45,418 It's been fun! 1202 01:22:11,810 --> 01:22:15,314 Let's get 'em! Come on, boys! 1203 01:22:16,282 --> 01:22:18,484 Hey! Sal. 1204 01:22:18,517 --> 01:22:20,753 Why, the little crook. 1205 01:22:20,786 --> 01:22:23,889 That's the story, Mr LeBec. Kate can tell you. 1206 01:22:23,922 --> 01:22:26,425 The only reason I went through with it was to save their lives. 1207 01:22:26,459 --> 01:22:28,761 I'm in love with one of them. 1208 01:22:28,794 --> 01:22:32,431 I'd die before I'd let anything happen to him. 1209 01:22:32,465 --> 01:22:34,567 [ LeBec ] Very noble of you. 1210 01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:37,336 Imagine a girl loving a guy that much. 1211 01:22:37,370 --> 01:22:40,606 Yeah. I'm not worth it. 1212 01:22:40,639 --> 01:22:44,743 I'm a regular Casablanca. Casanova! 1213 01:22:44,777 --> 01:22:46,912 When did they change that? 1214 01:22:46,945 --> 01:22:51,617 Mr Larson will understand. They're here! Put the map in the safe. 1215 01:22:51,650 --> 01:22:55,488 What about her? Tie her up. I'll take care of her later. 1216 01:22:55,521 --> 01:22:59,558 Why, the dirty-- [ Mouthing Words ] 1217 01:22:59,592 --> 01:23:02,395 I told you they wouldn't let you say that. 1218 01:23:09,735 --> 01:23:12,938 We gotta save her! We'll get that map first. It's hers! 1219 01:23:12,971 --> 01:23:15,308 Suppose they knock her off? They'll be looking for us. 1220 01:23:15,341 --> 01:23:18,344 We'll get the map and the girl. What a parlay! Now you're talking. 1221 01:23:20,313 --> 01:23:22,781 Come on, push, push! 1222 01:23:22,815 --> 01:23:25,784 Hey, get out. Go chase a tree. 1223 01:23:25,818 --> 01:23:28,354 Get rid of him. Throw something. 1224 01:23:28,387 --> 01:23:31,290 A stick or something. Get me some brandy. A stick, yeah. 1225 01:23:31,324 --> 01:23:33,959 Sic! Go! That way. 1226 01:23:41,467 --> 01:23:44,036 What do you hear? Shh! 1227 01:23:44,069 --> 01:23:47,540 Who taught you that racket? My old man. 1228 01:23:47,573 --> 01:23:49,975 Oh, following in your father's fingerprints, huh? 1229 01:23:50,008 --> 01:23:53,646 He was great. Need a little light. 1230 01:23:53,679 --> 01:23:56,482 I'll light the lantern. No, you crazy? They'll see us. 1231 01:23:57,683 --> 01:23:59,985 There's a box of candles. 1232 01:24:02,921 --> 01:24:05,624 It's a funny-looking candle. Why has it got such a big wick? 1233 01:24:05,658 --> 01:24:08,561 The nights up here are six months long. Oh. 1234 01:24:08,594 --> 01:24:11,764 And me with insomnia. 1235 01:24:11,797 --> 01:24:14,667 There's something wrong with this thing. Blow on it a little. 1236 01:24:14,700 --> 01:24:16,702 Bring it down here. Let me see. 1237 01:24:16,735 --> 01:24:20,506 Duke, I'm kinda glad you talked me into this deal. 1238 01:24:20,539 --> 01:24:22,641 You said it was Utopia and you were right. 1239 01:24:22,675 --> 01:24:26,945 It's been a lot of work and I've beefed a lot, but I'll never blow up again. 1240 01:24:26,979 --> 01:24:29,047 Come to Papa. 1241 01:24:29,081 --> 01:24:31,984 There you are, you pleasant little parchment. That's great! 1242 01:24:32,017 --> 01:24:34,953 It's only sensational. Sensational? It's dynamite! 1243 01:24:37,623 --> 01:24:40,426 It's dynamite! Take it, it's dynamite. 1244 01:24:40,459 --> 01:24:43,696 Dynamite? Well, finders keepers! I couldn't stand the noise. 1245 01:24:43,729 --> 01:24:46,599 Wait for me. Throw it out the window. Out the window! 1246 01:25:00,746 --> 01:25:03,816 Back away. Don't crowd, you dog. Take five. 1247 01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:07,085 You had to bring that dog! This is no time to go shooting off your mouth. 1248 01:25:07,119 --> 01:25:10,556 He's going to do it for us. Oh, what a fur coat he's going to make. 1249 01:25:14,593 --> 01:25:18,731 Locked? Let's spread out before the joint does. 1250 01:25:18,764 --> 01:25:21,834 They must be here. Get out and find them. 1251 01:25:21,867 --> 01:25:26,472 Maybe we could sneak through. That's a slaughterhouse. You wanna hang upside down? 1252 01:25:28,206 --> 01:25:30,443 What size hook do you want? 1253 01:25:33,211 --> 01:25:35,614 [ Kate ] Look! 1254 01:25:40,853 --> 01:25:43,722 Dynamite, see? The real thing, see? 1255 01:25:43,756 --> 01:25:46,692 I'll give you three to get out of here. One, two-- 1256 01:25:53,098 --> 01:25:57,736 Nice going. Douse it! Put it out! Ooo, got a hot knuckle. 1257 01:25:57,770 --> 01:26:01,674 Attaboy. Thought they could scare me, huh? 1258 01:26:01,707 --> 01:26:04,443 You got plenty of heart. It's just close in here. 1259 01:26:04,477 --> 01:26:06,812 What round was it? Let's find Sal and get out. 1260 01:26:06,845 --> 01:26:09,548 In here! Right rudder. 1261 01:26:10,749 --> 01:26:12,818 Don't worry, baby. We're here now. 1262 01:26:12,851 --> 01:26:16,522 We showed 'em! We're not amateurs. No, sir! 1263 01:26:16,555 --> 01:26:18,857 [ Duke ] Get you outta here in no time. 1264 01:26:18,891 --> 01:26:21,860 We'll get you outta here. Don't worry. 1265 01:26:21,894 --> 01:26:24,062 I smell something burning. 1266 01:26:24,096 --> 01:26:26,064 The dynamite! Put that out! 1267 01:26:26,098 --> 01:26:28,100 Ooo! It's me! Here! 1268 01:26:31,169 --> 01:26:33,572 Come on. 1269 01:26:33,606 --> 01:26:35,708 It's dynamite going off in there! 1270 01:26:35,741 --> 01:26:38,210 Where's that map? Okay, you win. 1271 01:26:38,243 --> 01:26:41,113 Start talking! It's in there in the desk. Third drawer from the right. 1272 01:26:41,146 --> 01:26:43,248 Want us to get it? No more of your tricks. 1273 01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:46,552 This time we'll get it ourselves! 1274 01:26:46,585 --> 01:26:50,188 We'll hear from them later. They'll be men about town. Let's go. 1275 01:26:59,097 --> 01:27:01,667 Well, that's it. 1276 01:27:01,700 --> 01:27:05,604 The map, the mine, the three million dollars. Not quite. 1277 01:27:05,638 --> 01:27:07,673 Mush! 1278 01:27:07,706 --> 01:27:09,742 Come on! 1279 01:27:12,711 --> 01:27:15,614 [ Barking ] 1280 01:27:17,716 --> 01:27:20,619 [ Barking ] 1281 01:27:28,193 --> 01:27:30,596 Look! No hands! 1282 01:27:30,629 --> 01:27:33,732 Watch out, no teeth. Please, my sponsor. 1283 01:27:54,252 --> 01:27:56,121 [ Duke ] This way, come on! Wait. That's north. 1284 01:27:56,154 --> 01:27:58,991 There isn't any north. I suppose it went south for the winter! 1285 01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:01,994 You're near the North Pole. What about it? 1286 01:28:02,027 --> 01:28:05,030 There's no north, south, east or west. You're crazy! 1287 01:28:05,063 --> 01:28:08,867 East is east and west is west and never the twain shall meet. 1288 01:28:08,901 --> 01:28:12,337 There's no direction at the North Pole. An eight-year-old knows that. 1289 01:28:12,370 --> 01:28:15,974 Next time come here with an eight-year-old child. You'll do! 1290 01:28:16,008 --> 01:28:18,744 - Are you getting shorter? - Me? How 'bout you? 1291 01:28:18,777 --> 01:28:21,346 Oh, I thought it was getting draughty. 1292 01:28:21,379 --> 01:28:23,716 Aaah! 1293 01:28:29,755 --> 01:28:32,357 [ Sal ] Look out! They're coming behind you. 1294 01:28:32,390 --> 01:28:34,960 [ Chester ] Come on, jump! 1295 01:28:34,993 --> 01:28:37,295 I can't make it. 1296 01:28:37,329 --> 01:28:39,297 Here's the map. 1297 01:28:41,066 --> 01:28:43,736 I'll hold 'em off as long as I can. 1298 01:28:43,769 --> 01:28:48,273 Take care of Sal. She's yours now. So long, Sal. 1299 01:28:48,306 --> 01:28:50,843 So long, Duke. Boy, what a pal. 1300 01:28:50,876 --> 01:28:53,679 Anything I can do for you? Any last requests? 1301 01:28:53,712 --> 01:28:55,814 Look up my mother. 1302 01:28:55,848 --> 01:28:59,818 - Anything else? - Uh, give her my watch. 1303 01:28:59,852 --> 01:29:01,319 Anything else? 1304 01:29:02,755 --> 01:29:04,757 Tell her to give you a hotfoot. 1305 01:29:15,433 --> 01:29:18,971 What happened, Duke? How did you get away? Simple enough. 1306 01:29:19,004 --> 01:29:22,841 There were only 15 of them. I picked them up one by one, 1307 01:29:22,875 --> 01:29:26,411 knocked 'em out and tossed 'em in the chasm. Naturally. 1308 01:29:26,444 --> 01:29:28,981 Sal, how have you been? 1309 01:29:29,014 --> 01:29:31,984 How's he been treating you? No complaints, Duke. 1310 01:29:32,017 --> 01:29:37,155 Chester has been a devoted husband and a fine father. 1311 01:29:37,189 --> 01:29:39,424 Father? You have children? 1312 01:29:39,457 --> 01:29:42,895 One, a boy. Would you like to see him? 1313 01:29:42,928 --> 01:29:44,897 Junior? 1314 01:29:50,603 --> 01:29:51,698 Did you call me, Mom? 1315 01:29:56,291 --> 01:29:57,955 We adopted him.