1 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,840 So, Jason. It's a yellow card. 2 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,960 - Oh, no. - That is not my face. 3 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:24,400 I'm gonna go back next door. 4 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:28,160 So... But actually, I'll tell you what, I'm going to save my legs, 5 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,840 because while I'm here, there is another card. 6 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:33,920 Oh! 7 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,600 I mean, it's very early for a red card actually. 8 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,520 Oh, no, it wasn't me. Go away. 9 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,040 - Oh! - Oh! 10 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,560 I am actually paying attention. 11 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:42,960 No... 12 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,600 Here's my second card. 13 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,680 I know this is very immature. 14 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,320 I'm just gently waving this. 15 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Oh, yeah? 16 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,640 - Ah-ha! Ha-ha-ha! - There she goes. 17 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,480 Emma, you were on the cusp for about an hour. 18 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,080 I was so happy, I didn't even know I was smiling then. 19 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,920 - And it was with you own sausage. - It was with my own sausage. 20 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,640 See, that's the thing about this game. 21 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:11,560 You come up with all these things on stage and it's all elaborate. 22 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:15,080 Then you pick up a fucking Frankfurter and they laugh. 23 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,240 I'll go back. I'll hit the green button. We'll be back in the game. All right. 24 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,080 - Here we go. - I saw that happen. 25 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:21,680 Shite. 26 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,200 They're in shock. They have no idea they're smiling. 27 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,960 So Jason joins Aisling on a yellow card 28 00:01:27,039 --> 00:01:31,200 while Emma is beaten by her own banger to join them in the danger zone. 29 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,616 - You need to cop onto yourself, Emma. - I need to cop on. 30 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,720 I can't actually wait until I can have a drink. 31 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,720 All right, they've enjoyed themselves enough. Back in the game. 32 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,120 Uh-oh. 33 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,320 Oh. I'm not playing. 34 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,759 I love that, where you hit the green button it does that thing. Whoa. 35 00:01:49,479 --> 00:01:53,720 Oh, oh, oh... 36 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:56,200 Dear, God, Aisling does not hold back. 37 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,800 I mean, she goes... When she's in, she's all in. 38 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,280 That doesn't sound like a real orgasm. 39 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,680 Oh, no, no, no. That green outfit. 40 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,160 I can't look at Tony. I can't. 41 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,120 Whoo... 42 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:24,280 You guys are going to superimpose me out of that, right? The green suit? 43 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:28,160 Oh my God, a floating breadstick. Whoo-oo... 44 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:31,600 - Tony. - Huh? 45 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,096 This might go with the horror story. 46 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,240 - Sorry. - Oh. 47 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:38,079 That green morph suit, we just couldn't stop looking at his bits of tackle. 48 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,440 It looked like he had got his cock and his balls 49 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:44,480 and they had been smuggled into there because they were just like, ugh. 50 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,160 How is this happening? 51 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,120 - This is a cursed place. - It's haunted. 52 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,079 Does he know that the funniest bit of this actually, 53 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,040 is his willy and his balls going, "Please help?" 54 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,360 Somebody slipped a sausage in my pocket. 55 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,280 - Oh, God, that's disgusting. - My hands are just... Gross. 56 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,160 We're going to talk to Graham. 57 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,320 I love that I can just call Graham Norton. 58 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,840 It's sort of like Celebrity Samaritans. 59 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,640 - Hello? - Graham, Graham, Graham, Graham. 60 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,440 Yeah, Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason. 61 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:12,720 Is there any weak people? 62 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,560 Well, the two of you! 63 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:15,800 - The two of us? - Oh, shit. 64 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,400 Oh, Mother of God. 65 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,376 Do you know what, Graham Norton? I liked you before you were famous. 66 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:23,640 You've become overly confident. 67 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,920 You're the ones on yellow cards. 68 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,240 "Is there any weak in here." 69 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:31,520 Amy Huberman, she is stony-faced throughout. 70 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,720 She's amazing. 71 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,440 But she's a miserable bitch in real life. 72 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:39,200 She's a lady in the streets, but what a miser in the sheets. 73 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,079 So, what you're saying is, 74 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,320 if you have to look around wondering who the weak people are in the group... 75 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,480 - It's... - and you can't work out who it is... 76 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,720 It's probably you. 77 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,560 - All right, okay. - And don't put your hand in Dave's pocket. 78 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,240 - Because God knows what's in there. - I was warned years ago 79 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,096 - not to put my hand in Dave's pocket, so... - Yeah. 80 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,520 Lovely to chat. Talk later. Bye! 81 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,000 - Wow. - Wow, wow. So it's you and me. 82 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,656 - Yeah, you and me, kid. - That's not great. 83 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:08,760 Aisling Bea, we end up being this almost stunt couple. 84 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,680 Going round trying to get people. 85 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,000 - See the top of my head? - Yeah. 86 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:17,519 - What do you think? - I like it. 87 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:21,000 Because I had a bald spot and they put powder on the top of my head 88 00:04:21,079 --> 00:04:22,600 - to make it look... - Yeah. 89 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,040 That didn't work. 90 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,160 All right, time to create a bit of mischief. 91 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,160 I've never seen the top of your head before... 92 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,680 -Yeah. Because you're so tall. 93 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,240 Okay, here we go. 94 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,520 - Ha, ha, ha. - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 95 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,080 What! 96 00:04:40,159 --> 00:04:42,159 Oh, no, no. 97 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,920 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 98 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,240 The Den is back. 99 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,760 When I turned around, I could've wept. 100 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,440 - Oh! - Ha-ha-ha-ha! 101 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,360 Oh, it's gone insane now. 102 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,920 Oh, my God! 103 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,920 I was starstruck. Just to see those stupid googly eyes. 104 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,080 I was Zig and Zag obsessed. 105 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,920 I feel like I won a competition. 106 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,920 It was like watching The Beatles on the rooftop. 107 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,240 Just to see them all together, 108 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:11,080 and Ray looking just the same age but balder. 109 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,680 The shine off the top of his head, fantastic. 110 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,160 - Hi! - Hey! 111 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,136 So the idea is they have to make each other laugh. 112 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,456 You have to make each other laugh. 113 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,720 - But thankfully, none of us are funny. - Mm. 114 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:26,160 Like, it is incredible that the actual Den is here. 115 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,320 It was the biggest show in Ireland. 116 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,440 - Hi, Zig and Zag, big fans lads. - Thanks. 117 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,600 - I'm an alcoholic, thank you. - We know. 118 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,880 Oh, okay. it's defo on now. 119 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,056 Ray, is this the first time you've lured two women to your Den? 120 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,360 Oh, you see what he did there? 121 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,440 Whoa. That's a good joke actually. 122 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:46,760 Everyone was like, "Hmm, okay. That's funny. That's funny." 123 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:49,240 Which is the height of compliment you can get in there. 124 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,520 Hey Amy, you can smile. You're not talking to Brian now. 125 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,360 Oh, that was vicious. That was vicious, Amy. It's okay. 126 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:56,896 - So mean. - It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 127 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,320 Keep going, Dustin, keep going. 128 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,280 Now, I tell you what, I've got an idea 129 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,080 if this all is about jokes and you've got to make each other laugh, 130 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:07,040 I've got a couple of Christmas crackers left over from last December. 131 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,600 - Okay, so David. - Yeah. 132 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:10,960 Your name is on the cracker. 133 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:11,960 Nice one, lads. 134 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,640 This is very difficult now. 135 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:14,760 - Yeah. - Very difficult. 136 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,760 Oh, shit. 137 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,840 That's quite loud, lads. Just be careful of that. 138 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,360 What's the difference between Jason Byrne... 139 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,800 - Oh. - And a funeral? 140 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,280 Some people laugh at a funeral. 141 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,400 Did you write these, Dustin? 142 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,760 I mean Jesus fucking Christ. 143 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,840 - Hi Tony. - My man, Tony. 144 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,680 - All right, Tony my man. Let's do it baby. - Let's do it. 145 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:37,840 Oh! 146 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,040 Come on, Tony. 147 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,240 How do you know E.T. is from Cork? 148 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:44,280 - How do you know E.T. is from Cork? - 'Cause he looks like he is. 149 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:47,880 Oh, that is good. 150 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,080 That's very good. 151 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,080 - Come on Dierdre. - DD okay. 152 00:06:53,159 --> 00:06:54,456 - DOK. - I'm dying to smile at you. 153 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,800 You know that. 154 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,360 Did you hear the one about how bad Graham Norton's wine is? 155 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:00,520 - Oh. - Ooh. 156 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,680 - Uh-oh. - Sorry, that's just sour grapes. 157 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,840 Whoa... 158 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,960 She's ringing him. You don't have to ring him. 159 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,280 - He's watching. He's watching. - I'm not answering that. 160 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,080 Hung up on us. 161 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,680 - Paul Tylak. - Paul Tylak! 162 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:21,600 He sounds like a suppository. 163 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,240 He's very precious about his wine. 164 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,920 - I didn't get a gag. - Oh, wait, here you go. 165 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,160 Oh, is that how it works? 166 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,200 Jesus, Paul, this is not complicated. 167 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,760 Paul, you look like their accountant. 168 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:37,200 Every few seconds, I just saw Deirdre go... 169 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,600 Go red like that. 170 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:43,240 Why does Martin have so much blue material in his act? 171 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,680 When they-a go high, Martin-a go low. 172 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,720 Ha-ha. Boom! Back of the net. 173 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:50,960 - That was good. - The Den. 174 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,120 It definitely weakened us psychologically. 175 00:07:55,159 --> 00:07:57,760 I mean, is Graham really watching every bit of this? 176 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,360 That must be exhausting. 177 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,520 - Jason Byrne. - Jason Byrne. 178 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,160 Come on, Jason. 179 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,520 Hey, Jason! 180 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,560 Make somebody bloody laugh. 181 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,680 Why does Dave McSavage have a guitar? 182 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:12,840 I don't know. Why does Dave McSavage have a guitar? 183 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,600 Well, it says here because he's not funny. 184 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,200 Ah-ha-ha, Jason. 185 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,376 Dave, would you like to defend? 186 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,200 No, enjoy your petty torments. 187 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,360 Oh... 188 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,480 I've never tasted petty torments, so I don't know what they taste like. 189 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:27,000 - Thanks, Jamo. - Amy, you're brilliant at this. 190 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:30,320 Amy's sad face was actually heartbreaking. 191 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,520 She... She'd do this... 192 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,760 She was like Lady Diana giving that interview. 193 00:08:35,799 --> 00:08:37,520 "There's three of us in this marriage." 194 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:41,000 Amy has a sadness in her heart that runs generations. 195 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,400 You kind of look like you're brewing a poo. 196 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,760 I felt unsafe. How come I don't have my cracker yet? 197 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:50,080 - Where's Amy's cracker? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 198 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,736 - Amy hasn't had one. - Amy hasn't had one. 199 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:53,120 No. no, no. Don't worry about it. 200 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,880 - What the... - I'll tell you why. 201 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,640 Because I was out in the Hiace getting the Christmas crackers... 202 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,520 - Yeah. - I did have a cracker for Amy, 203 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,760 but I actually found something even more important. 204 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,360 Amy wrote a letter into The Den. 205 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,840 'Cos The Den has been making dreams comes true since 1987. 206 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:07,840 Since what? 207 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,320 - Emma's face. - Asking for a big favour. 208 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,760 And I actually found a letter 209 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:13,280 - from back in the day. - No way. 210 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,440 Oh, how special is this? 211 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,080 - Hi, Amy. - Lovely to see you. 212 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,480 Nice to see you guys. 213 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 214 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,616 I also wrote into The Den. Didn't find my letter, but whatever. 215 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,456 - Wait can she read it out, do you think? - I think that's a better idea, yeah. 216 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,616 Because I would've normally read them out, but I think... 217 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,080 - Of course, yeah. - This is unfair. 218 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:32,320 Oh, she's so close to smiling now. She's... Oh, she's so close. 219 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,840 - All right, here we go. - Okay. 220 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,160 Oh, my God. 221 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,280 "Dear Ray, Dustin, Zig and Zag, 222 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:41,640 My name is Amy and I'm 12 years old and I live in Cabinteely, County Dublin 223 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,320 with my mum and dad and my brother. 224 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,240 My hobbies include designing shoes, writing books, 225 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,760 doing comedy, designing jewellery, doing drama, 226 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,000 and I love dogs and clothes and I think you should 227 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:54,080 cover the schoolboy rugby more on The Den." 228 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,960 Oh... 229 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,760 I was in that hook line and sinker 230 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,880 and all I could feel was my face wanting to smile, like, 231 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,760 "Oh, Ray and Zig, it's me, it's Dustin." 232 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,640 "It is a dream of mine to someday present The Den, 233 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,760 as I love Zig and Zag and I think Ray is very dreamy." 234 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,760 - Oh! - Amy... 235 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,440 I did the show in the hope that he would make a cameo appearance. 236 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:18,520 But I fancy all of them, Dustin, Zig, Zag, and Ray. 237 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:23,040 "Me and my mom think he's nearly as dreamy as our hero, Chris de Burgh." 238 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,520 - Oh! - Chris de Burgh. 239 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,320 Someday when I am all grown up, I would love to marry Ray 240 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,280 and have Chris de Burgh sing at our wedding. 241 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,720 Right. We've been making dreams come true since 1987. 242 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,496 Oh, no, Ray, are you're going to creepily marry Amy now? 243 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,640 - Do I have to marry Chris de Burgh. - That's fucking weird, Ray. 244 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:42,320 No. Now you did mention him and he was a big part of your life when you were 12. 245 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,736 - Is Chris de Burgh coming here? - He sent us a message, Jason. 246 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,040 Oh, here we go. Here we go. 247 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,720 -Hi Amy, Chris de Burgh here. 248 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:48,760 Oh, my God! 249 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,736 - He's still alive! - My good friends at The Den 250 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,880 have told me all about your lovely letter. 251 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,040 Thank you so much. 252 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,440 For fuck's sake. 253 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:58,120 I'm sure you'll make a brilliant presenter of The Den. 254 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,200 And don't forget if Dustin slags you or anybody else off, 255 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:04,840 it's just turkey talk for him saying, I love you. 256 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,520 - Aww... - Wow. 257 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,520 - Oh, that's really nice. - That's nice. 258 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,440 Amy Huberman. Amy Huberman. Amy Huberman. 259 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:12,640 Thank you, Amy. 260 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,480 I can't look over there. I can't look over there. 261 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:29,480 When Chris de Burgh came out of the shagging wall. 262 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:32,200 Oh, what, he's definitely not... 263 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,240 It was the way he moved. 264 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,000 The speed with which he moved into the room. 265 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:38,680 Oh, my God. 266 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:43,000 ♪ I've never seen you looking so lovely As you did tonight ♪ 267 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,176 Oh my God, that's Chris de Burgh. 268 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,336 "Lady in Red" is one of my favourite songs of all time. 269 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,440 ♪ I've never seen so many men ask you If you wanted to dance ♪ 270 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,640 It dawned on me that I was wearing a green morph suit 271 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:56,640 when he was serenading Aisling and looking gazingly into her eyes. 272 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,720 And then he looked at me and he was like... 273 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,000 And he moved on really quick and I was like, 274 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:05,640 "Oh, I look like I'm going to pounce on him and give him a big old smooch." 275 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:09,760 ♪ The lady in red ♪ 276 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,160 ♪ Is dancing with me ♪ 277 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,960 That's it, into the mic, Chris. 278 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,200 ♪ Cheek to cheek ♪ 279 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,520 You know when you think someone's dead in your head? 280 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,200 That was very surreal. 281 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,240 ♪ It's just you and me ♪ 282 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,760 It's just you and me, Chris. 283 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,800 That was a very bad moment for me. I was flapping, I was like... 284 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,960 The Irish are having a sing-song now. 285 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:33,320 ♪ This beauty by my side ♪ 286 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,880 Oh, yeah! 287 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,920 I was so broken after The Den, 288 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:49,480 I was like, I don't know if I'm going to be able to rally after this, now. 289 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,480 Oh, please don't go. 290 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,360 Something changed in me forever 291 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,440 and I was never gonna be the same again. 292 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,920 - Bye! - Bye. 293 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,440 Oh, it actually made us sad. 294 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,800 Well done, Amy. Did you get enough attention? 295 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,360 Oh, not enough! 296 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,680 Oh, I'm exhausted after that. 297 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:11,080 Did Chris de Burgh just come in here? 298 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,520 - Oh my God, I feel sick. - Have we done mushrooms? 299 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:19,680 Hello, darling. 300 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,360 We found that very emotional, Graham. 301 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,280 I know, I loved that. 302 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,760 It was... I'm so jealous that you were up close 303 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,920 to Zig and Zag and Dustin. 304 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,840 - I could smell them. - And then Chris de Burgh. 305 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,600 Little pocket legend. 306 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:35,000 And he fit on the little ledge that we normally store drinks. 307 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:41,200 And just twirled around in and out like some crazy acid dream. 308 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,080 I loved him. 309 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,160 Er, I think Amy Huberman is close to going now. 310 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,376 Amy actually nearly cried, didn't you? I'm on the phone. 311 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,016 I'm on the phone to Graham Norton, come here. 312 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,640 - Didn't you nearly cry? Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Is he actually there? 313 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,200 - Graham? - I thought you were pretending to cry. 314 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:57,680 I've been crying since Chris never wrote back, aged 12. 315 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,880 So I am dangerously dehydrated. 316 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,640 - He looks amazing. - Oh, my God, he looks so good. 317 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,840 I know, he could sit on the dash of your car 318 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,496 and sing that to you all day, couldn't he? 319 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,056 He can sit on top of my bonnet any day of the week, Graham Norton. 320 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,080 Okay. 321 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,840 Er, Amy, 322 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,616 - I think we better go. - We're in the tunnel, Graham. 323 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,240 I think we better go. 324 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,360 Bye. 325 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:26,520 Did Amy Huberman just smile there? I think she did. 326 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,760 - Oh, no. - People aren't going a bit mad, are they? 327 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,240 I'm telling you now. 328 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,000 Okay. 329 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,960 Let's get into that room and give them the news. 330 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,160 Hello, everybody. 331 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,600 Hi, hi, hi, hi. 332 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,520 So, er, got two cards. Is it our first red? 333 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,600 Oh, shit. 334 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:51,800 Oh... 335 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,120 Well, this person may or may not know they've done this, I don't know. 336 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:58,080 Let's see who's getting a card. 337 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,120 Here we go. 338 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,840 - He looks amazing. - Oh, my God, he looks so good. 339 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,080 I know, he could sit on the dash of your car 340 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,696 and sing that to you all day, couldn't he? 341 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,320 He can sit on my bonnet any day of the week, Graham Norton. 342 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,200 Okay. 343 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,000 There she is. 344 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,960 Because you were playing a blinder. 345 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,960 - You're dead to me. - It was like she was carved from granite 346 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,520 - all day. - Oh, my God. 347 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,720 Nothing. Nothing. 348 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,640 I thought I was safe... 349 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:26,840 on the phone. 350 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,680 There's something on that, that you feel like 351 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,800 it's a break moment or something. Argh! 352 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,600 Can I just say, I'm amazed 353 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:37,360 that you all got through The Den and Chris de Burgh without cracking. 354 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:38,640 No, that was very good. 355 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,640 That was so impressive of all of you. 356 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:44,200 - Well, nearly all of you. - Oh, no. 357 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:47,440 One person did go during that. 358 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,960 Let's see who it was. 359 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,920 ♪ And I have never seen That dress you're wearing ♪ 360 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,240 ♪ Or the highlights in your hair ♪ 361 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,320 - There you go. - Oh, my God. 362 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,160 It's Chris de Burgh. 363 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,200 I know. 364 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,840 Oh, my God, that's so funny, your favourite comedian, Chris de Burgh. 365 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,920 I think there'll be a red soon. 366 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:14,800 I was trying to engage more with my face to be like, "I'm not a threat." 367 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,456 And then when I did that to try and make myself appear 368 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,040 more human to Chris de Burgh, 369 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,040 big shit eating grin across my face. 370 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,000 Good game. Good game. We'll see you in a bit. 371 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,360 Very good. 372 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,320 I don't think I'll be alone in this room for too much longer. 373 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:32,560 They say don't meet your heroes and Tony has just learned why. 374 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,720 Amy has also shown us that she's human after all. 375 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,280 Yellow cards all round. 376 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,320 I thought one of us were going there. 377 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,600 Yeah, so did I. 378 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,640 I don't even know what I have in here anymore. 379 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,440 Oh, my gosh. 380 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,616 I can't believe I got through that 381 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,840 - and then fucking laughed on the phone. - Oh. 382 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,296 I think they're like a house of cards now, they're going to start falling. 383 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,680 Here we go. 384 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,760 All right, that's it now. You can all fuck off with yourselves. 385 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,480 Ooh, Paul. He's in a new outfit. 386 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:06,200 Dave, are you so old that you have different cocks that you screw on? 387 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,280 I wish I did. 388 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:11,079 When I was younger, I often thought I wish I could have changed my genitals 389 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,200 like, you know, to maybe a pig's genitals. 390 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,960 Like a little corkscrew penis, you know, just to mix things up. 391 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,240 You know what I mean? 392 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,800 When Chris de Burgh turned around, I never anticipated 393 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,560 it would be with delight that I might break. That's insane. 394 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,880 Conor McDonough here for LOL News. 395 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,800 This is the house where laughter died. 396 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,920 I knew it would be unrelenting, but oh, my God. 397 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,320 Where local authorities have banned 398 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:41,720 what many consider to be an involuntary response to amusement. 399 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,800 Here we fucking go with the torture. 400 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,160 - Aisling... - Yeah. 401 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,040 You're a denizen of this dwelling where laughter's not allowed 402 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:52,560 How do you feel about the yellow you were given earlier on by Graham? 403 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,960 I feel very lonely and I don't have many friends, 404 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,160 so I'm hoping this will change that today. 405 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:00,240 There you go, loneliness, lack of friends. 406 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,680 This could change everything. 407 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,800 - You, sir. - Mm-hmm. 408 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:07,480 How did you feel about Chris de Burgh's actual size? 409 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,080 Did you just say Christopher? 410 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:12,480 Christopher de Burgh, to give him his full name, 411 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,000 - is smaller than many people thought... - Yes. 412 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,640 Because they would have seen him on the telly. 413 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,960 That was a bit disappointing to be honest now, 414 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,000 and I will be burning my Chris de Burgh records. 415 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,280 Only messing, Chris. I love you so much. 416 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,320 Okay, can we have any more reaction? 417 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,400 He was taking some hard shots at Chris de Burgh, 418 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,800 like, he could still be here. 419 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:34,040 What's the meaning of the sausage around your waist? 420 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:38,080 The sausage for me, it's kind of an energy barrier almost. 421 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:42,280 You know that thing of like, if you don't feel great, put a sausage on your belt. 422 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,280 Great stuff, thanks very much. This is Connor McDonough 423 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,720 for LOL News. 424 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:52,520 The yellows have taken their effect and soon we will perhaps see red. 425 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,616 - It's too intense, man, I'm absolutely... - It's a lot. 426 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,160 Beside myself. 427 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,400 Shall I make a salad? 428 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,280 Yes. 429 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,720 - Thank you, Dave. - You're so welcome. 430 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,080 You haven't hid a bean in it, have you? 431 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,640 No, no, no. I've got my beans here. Would you like to try one? 432 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,760 Bleah. 433 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,160 People don't trust tea from David. 434 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,960 Would you like a tarot reading? I started studying the tarots in lockdown. 435 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:17,880 Okay. 436 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,800 - I'm quite good at it now. - Are you, okay. 437 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,560 Oh, my God, tarot cards. 438 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,080 I'll put out the first three cards 439 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,240 and I'll tell you just what's going on in your life. 440 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,080 - Okay. - Yeah? 441 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,200 With your yellow card, you suddenly feel very vulnerable. 442 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,880 Then Deirdre comes in with the tarot cards. 443 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,440 I was like, what a tramp. 444 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,880 Oh, Jesus, I'm sorry about that now. 445 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,960 This isn't a great card to get, the Hermit. 446 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,960 You're going to be cancelled basically. 447 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,040 Fuck. 448 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,080 Here he comes, now, here's the danger. 449 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,520 Jason with his stents. 450 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:51,440 You've turned up on Emma's cards now with the three stents in your heart. 451 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,320 So, you want to watch out for that, and... 452 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,760 Could that be a thing? 453 00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:00,440 If we're trying to make our comedy shows, is that a thing if you're on stage? 454 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,560 Or would that not be a thing? 455 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,760 Jason was never bored as a child, was he? 456 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,560 - I'm in the middle of a card reading here. - Sorry, Dierdre, sorry. 457 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,560 Let's see what's going on around you. 458 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,720 - Four. How many kids have you got, four? - Three. 459 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,960 Three, oh, you're gonna have another one. 460 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,480 - I'm on the pill. - Could you be pregnant now? 461 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,680 I'm on the pill and the coil. 462 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,200 Is your fella, like, super fertile? 463 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,280 Yeah, only anal, that's all. 464 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,560 That's a really good idea. 465 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,160 Oh, come on. Laugh at that. 466 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,440 And dry. No lube. 467 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,400 That almost broke me. 468 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,800 Yellow card. Thanks, Graham for the yellow card. 469 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,480 Totally, totally unfair. 470 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,280 Your strength is being tested, isn't it? 471 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:48,920 Yeah. 472 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,840 And that's the little ginger head on you there. 473 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,760 Can I say, Jason? It's just your penis is very prominent. 474 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,000 So I'd... Yeah, cover it up with your hand. 475 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,760 Oh. You get three go's. 476 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,000 Did Jason grow up without a television? I'd say he did. 477 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,880 I'm, like, 51 years of age. 478 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,080 - Yeah, you're moving the target. - You look older. 479 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,080 Oh! That's a half a point. 480 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:14,560 I thought if I ever end up in a care home, I want to be in one like this. 481 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,160 Did you learn that online? 482 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,560 I did a course. 483 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,640 "I did of course," or "I did of... a course"? 484 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,080 I did a course. 485 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,080 So not, "I did of course." 486 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,280 Not, "I did of course." 487 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,400 I did of course, I thought it was a course. 488 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,320 Oh, no. They were the things that would catch you off guard, 489 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,880 not necessarily, like, the big performance pieces. 490 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,960 Or, like, "The moat control." I always thought that's how you said it. 491 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,760 The moat control. 492 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,920 Is anyone else's husband scared of fools caps? 493 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,400 Your husband? 494 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,400 - Yeah. - Would you ever slip him a little finger 495 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,480 up the bum? 496 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,000 I'd say he'd have a very tight arse. 497 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,440 You wouldn't get that finger back. 498 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:55,200 Ooh, here we go. Someone is putting on a show. 499 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,080 - Okay, wow. - Oh, my God. 500 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,880 Oh, it's Aisling Bea. 501 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,560 I'm not gonna be able for this now. 502 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,120 Very anxious to make someone else laugh. 503 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,400 So I actually hope that this'll be more of a connector of us, 504 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,400 er, not just as friends and colleagues, but as people. 505 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,760 Irish people hate vulnerability. 506 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,360 So that's one of my tactics. 507 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,640 But I hope this sort of brings home that it can't all be laughs. 508 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,600 She was making a lot of eye contact. 509 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,520 And I said, "No, I'm gonna give it right back to her." 510 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,600 And that we're all gonna have bad days. 511 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,880 This is a very evocative, sad song, particularly for Irish women. 512 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,440 We're all going to have days where we feel a little bit weaker. 513 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:35,400 And some of us in this room know that a little bit more than others. 514 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,520 So thank you very much for supporting me. Thank you, thank you. 515 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,800 All right, roll it. 516 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,880 Oh, her heart is low. 517 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,400 ♪ My heart is low ♪ 518 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,440 ♪ My heart is so low ♪ 519 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:02,080 ♪ As only a woman's heart can know ♪ 520 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,720 Sexist. 521 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,800 Ah. "A Woman's Heart." 522 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,120 The anthem of every Irish mammy in the '90s. 523 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,360 ♪ As only a woman ♪ 524 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,080 There was a weird vibe. Very confrontational. 525 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,360 Very confrontational from the start. 526 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,680 It's like a weird surreal dream that I can barely remember. 527 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:22,840 A part of you just has to zone out and go to a really dark place just to survive it. 528 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,440 Oh, the lyrics are gone. 529 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,400 It did kind of give off hastily written email vibes. 530 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,056 "What are you gonna do?" "I'm going to sing Mary Black, whatever." 531 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,520 "I'm gonna fly to LA." 532 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,160 Ha! 533 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,560 ♪ My heart is low ♪ 534 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,920 ♪ My heart is so low ♪ 535 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,000 Deirdre looks like she's at a showbiz funeral. 536 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:04,320 ♪ ...a woman's heart can be ♪ 537 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,400 ♪ As only a woman ♪ 538 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,560 ♪ As only a woman ♪ 539 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,520 She started with the lick-out and she was going... 540 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,960 And that was very tricky. 541 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,080 ♪ As only a woman ♪ 542 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,760 That's not helping a lot. 543 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,600 ♪ As only a woman ♪ 544 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,280 - One time! - Go on, you're nearly there. 545 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,720 That's encouraging, Dierdre. 546 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,920 Come on, you're nearly there. 547 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:39,280 ♪ As only a woman's heart can be ♪ 548 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,560 ♪ As only a woman ♪ 549 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,120 It's sexy. 550 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,240 ♪ As only a woman ♪ 551 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:53,320 ♪ As only a woman's heart can know ♪ 552 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,360 Amazing. 553 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,360 Encore. Encore. 554 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:01,960 Encore again. 555 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,360 A beautiful performance by me. 556 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,040 Critics are gonna be like, "Wow, wrong show for her." 557 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,040 Okay, thanks everyone. Goodbye. 558 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,240 Do you know that if you drive through any toll in the country 559 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,360 and you shout, "Toll me hole," 560 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,920 you can get in without paying? 561 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,056 - So you don't have to flash, you just... - Yeah, but you have to shout it. 562 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,096 Do you need a "Toll me hole," thing inside your car? 563 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,120 No, you don't need a tag. 564 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,680 A little drizzle. Would that be... 565 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,176 - A little drizzle. - A lesbian thing? - 566 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,600 - Erm, a little drizzle. - A little drizzle. 567 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,360 It should be a bit more of a flooding than a drizzle, ideally. 568 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:37,080 Oh, my Gosh. You must have the fucking sheets in the wash permanently, would you? 569 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,600 Catherine's face! 570 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,520 Okay, Dierdre, that was very close. 571 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,240 I didn't love that. 572 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,440 - Actually, Dave, could you just... - Yeah. 573 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,360 Put that bus in the middle of that ramp. 574 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,040 This is the best day of my life. 575 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:00,160 The Den. A date with Deirdre O'Kane. 576 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,320 I just have some dinner entertainment for you, just some dinner entertainment. 577 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,976 - You can stay where you are though. - Great. 578 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,880 Just do me a favour, just don't walk there in the next minute. 579 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,120 - 'Cause you could get really hurt. - Oh, God. 580 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,400 Okay, Jason is obviously going to do a bit. 581 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,200 Is there anybody in the way? 582 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,360 No, no, it's all free, Jason. Yeah. 583 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,440 What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? 584 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,440 Okay. Are you sure there's nobody in the way? 585 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,480 Nobody's in the way. It's all clear. 586 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,320 Okay. 587 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,120 He's got a helmet on for safety. 588 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,120 - That is very funny. - Very good. 589 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,000 - That's actually hilarious. - Okay, wait, another bus, another bus. 590 00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,360 If I said it once, the sophistication on this show. 591 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,080 Two buses now. 592 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,720 Thanks, Ais for the sound. 593 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,120 Jason on that bike, that was tough. 594 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,400 He's a fine strapping lad. 595 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,120 Yes! 596 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,720 This is genuinely talent. 597 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,840 Okay, now... No wait. Take the buses out. 598 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,920 - Tony, do you wanna... - Yeah, yeah. 599 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,736 He was, like, Tony, do you wanna lay down? I was like, "Yes, hurt me." 600 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,000 Just do something, please. I need to feel again. 601 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,976 Dave, do you want to get the other side maybe, or...? 602 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,240 Okay. 603 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,440 I was literally Jason's bitch. 604 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,520 I was trying to sort of follow in his wake. 605 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,160 I don't know what I was doing. I was just trying to get involved. 606 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:46,400 His crotch just gingerly touching my nose as he throws his leg over. 607 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,320 Jason, back yourself 608 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,160 He technically made it. But at what cost? 609 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:54,360 Yay! 610 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,080 - Thanks, lads. - Oh, great. 611 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,640 We made it on the other side. 612 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,560 Teamwork makes a dream work. 613 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:01,936 - I'd like to have that helmet. - Jesus. 614 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,400 Jason, can I have a go on your bike? 615 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,400 Yeah. Here, Ais. 616 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,520 Can I have a go on your bike, Jason? 617 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,680 - Well, I tell you what you have to do. - Yeah. 618 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,720 Put on my glasses so I can see the road straight. 619 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,840 So what Ais has to do, you know the... Oh, my God. 620 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,440 - What? - You gotta lean on the handlebars. 621 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,560 So lean forward, not too much or you topple. 622 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,720 - Oh. - Now I'll give you a little push. 623 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,040 - Yeah. And you'll be there the whole time. - Use... 624 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,520 You're not going to let go of the back of it, are you? 625 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,336 - Use your heels. - You won't let go of the back of it 626 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:33,960 and just let me fall, will you, Jason? 627 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,240 Go, Ais, you doing... No. 628 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,320 Oh! Ow! Oh... 629 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,080 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Ow. 630 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,440 Oh, no, my actual foot. Ahh, balls. 631 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,200 - You broke the bike. - Sorry. 632 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,720 Medic. Can you get the medic in? 633 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,400 Oh, Aisling, I'm sorry. 634 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,256 - Oh, shit. You might have sprained it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 635 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,760 Oh my God, I'm such an idiot. 636 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,000 She shouldn't have gone on that bike. I was telling everyone this is not safe. 637 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,920 Oh... 638 00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,480 Are you the medic? 639 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,640 What happened? 640 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,880 Oh, my God. 641 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,320 I think I went mad. 642 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,280 Argh, Tony! 643 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,960 - Oh! - That's it, it's a red card. 644 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,240 Jesus, Mary and fucking Joseph.